June 18, 2025 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Afternoon Detention. I'm Jezza.
That's middy. That's right now, boys, I want to get
right into this. Have we seen the news on America
lately with the ice operations and the protests.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I have been paying it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've only seen them people kicking people out of their country.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I have been seeing the protests on nine News. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So I think there's over twenty thousand protests going on
in America as we speak. The Marines have been sent
into Los Angeles. I think another big point that we're
seeing is a lot of people are getting shot with
rubber bullets that aren't causing any harm.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Have you I did?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I did see the news clip of that Australian reporter
getting like just absolutely small scale.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The thing that I don't get so funny. But the
thing that I don't get about that So you said
the video, old mate, fucking oh yeah, scopes in But
I reckon he almost put a full three.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What it looks like.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
What it looks like is he's just heard the trigger
word and he's just gone like he's just gone winter soldier,
and he just decided I'm going to start opening fire.
The real funny like, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine.
She finishes the sentence and he wakes up.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
The real funny thing that I find about that as well,
which it's very I heard this on the TikTok today
is that Channel nine are dancing around the point that
it was a police officer. The company she works for
is dancing around the point that a police officer shot her.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I sound like they've got physical evidence taking, yeah, something
to show that it was someone in uniforms.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So the headlines are like nine News reporter has been
hit with rubber bullet in crossfire?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What bra I don't know. Man, you can claim it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I guess you could claim that because he might not
have been aiming at her.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, we've all seen the video. It's pretty harsh.
It's I didn't what's behind the camera. He obviously thought
he could curve the bullet if he wasn't think he's wanted.
He must have thought he was a wanted broke because
there is no way he didn't mean to shoot her.
She had press credentials. What the fox going on? And
(02:21):
I've seen another one where she's probably tenned. Yeah, Gold
Coast ten not a not a New Mexico tan. I've
seen another one where this guy has gone up to
a guardrail and he's gone like within like this is
between you and me, and he's gone, what's your what's
your what's your police number? He's like, I don't have
(02:44):
to give that to you. Guess what's your police number?
And goes to go through the code. The cop shoots
him fucking point blank.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Jesus Christ. What the cops shot him? Point blank? That guy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I bet all that guy was trying to do is
just make him say his badge number and then call
him a good boy or something.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Would mean that it would have been just shot in
point blank. I saw another one of a woman going
my apartment's just there? Can I just go to my apartment?
I'm not in the protest. They shot her too, what Yeah,
like I want to go home?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Nah? Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, you're obviously a part of these protests. She's like,
I've got my groceries, and they pumped her in the chest.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Do you just want some food? I'll give you food.
It's pretty fucked. Yeah, that that is pretty fucked.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like some of the things that I've been hearing it's like,
you know, fucking they're going into graduations for kids in
all across the country and literally ripping out all the
immigrant looking parents and checking their papers. What the if
they don't have them on them, they are detaining them?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What care?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So you've got to carry an American passport or your
green card in America?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, even if you're an American city, you're Latino. You
need to prove that you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
How long until they start wearing Armbanze?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I was just about to say one of them, he
starts getting there.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's getting Marley, it's getting mary in paper.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So when's the.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
When's the rumbling? What's the what do they used to
call the concentration camps? Concentration camps? Yes, it's getting a bit,
it's getting it's getting a bit Auswitz, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, just a little bit. Now, Look, I mean we
get the I'd.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Probably call us the bleachers, right, we probably get if
it's like at A and Z we paid for the
sixty dollars tickets of the Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, we're not getting rained on.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But we don't know if that's Nathan clearing and holding
the ball because we can't see the number on the
back of his shirt. But you can still see the chin. Yeah,
you can see the all right. That's a good point.
All right, that's a really good point. But so we're
gonna we get a pretty far out of view.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Look, as I said, there's a few protests going on.
People still love to find the light in everything. Oh right,
I've saved some lions over here of people that have
designed signs together protests and still live for the meme. Now, MIDI,
can we go through some of these signs? Okay, I've
(05:09):
got the first one up. I'm ready to go. You
want to go to drag it to the middle so
Ryan can see them, Thanks, Bud, all right, appreciate it.
So we've got the first one. Now let's obviously because
this one, we should be able to listen to this
on Spotify and we'll tell you how we're going with it.
So we're going to describe as well of what's going on.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The first one here, MIDI, what can you see, Well,
it's a Lion King replica poster, but in the center
of it it's got Donald Trump as an outline, spelling
l y and lying, lying ing the lying.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Part some of a really good man. There we go,
all right, right, I want you to read this one.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
This president is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met.
Do not trust him. He's a fugly slut.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's really good for all you suppose, just a bunch
of bows everything. And it's got the traditional Donald Trump
where he's fucking fighting the bottom lip and pointing to
the sky.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Given it for the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He's given it to Hillary back then, back in the
golden age of Donald Trump.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
This one here, it's got King Julian and says the
only king that I recognize that's actually quite thank you
for the sacriface. No, I couldn't have another second face? No, please,
what's that one saying?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
If Millennia doesn't have to live with him, why do
we you know who Millennia is?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, that's the leniar Trump. Donald Trump's wife, his wife
who also is an immigrant. No, but that's my lord
a bride. She has papers. It's okay, she's just married
to a rich man.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's how she got Paich white man, rich white man
who happens to be the president, the last president of America,
the last president that's the whole king, no king thing.
The whole thing is he's trying to putin himself. Oh,
it's basically trying to make it so you can never
vote him out. Oh okay, yeah, it's it's fucking psycho man,
(07:27):
What is going on there?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I want to run that country for like, well, he's
gone on. He's going to do it for eight years
unless he gets impeached or something.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, that's the thing. He's basically got it now that
he can't be in. Yeah. Yeah, he's basically well by
the time they get him out ten years.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So he's put some shit in and basically filled it
with people that back him. Ah okay, he's basically just
rigged the system that he can't say he's learned off
his first problems right now, he's just taken the problems out.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh so when he first got voted in, people that like.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Were said things between the government, like you know how
the government to Democrats and went to back to the
Republican people that said things and come out and sort
of like shit on him a bit. He's kicked them
out of fucking parliament. Oh, he's only filled his parliament
with people that back him.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That makes sense. So when Elon had a bit of
a hissy fit.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh, how funny is this The other day, Yeah, Elon
comes out and they had their little breakup and whatnot,
which is, uh, which was expected to happen. They fucking
posted both on Twitter about how they just openly were corrupt.
What Elon talks about, how he's like spent all this money,
he's like made, I gave you twenty million dollars or
(08:47):
something like that to your your fucking.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Your campaign.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And then Trump comes out and goes, yeah, well that
twenty milk come out of fucking government subsidies and shit
that I put in towards Tesla the Yeah, they both
just basically said we rigged the system. We just corrupted
your taxpayer money.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, the circle of the economies are fucking small there
to try and stab.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Each other in the back. They fucked each other together.
But isn't that a good couple. Yeah, that's pretty that's
pretty healthy couple if you actually ask. Yeah, I feel
like that's a couple of times. Yeah, I wish my
parents will like that. Wish my parents. Let's have a
look at the next one. Can you say that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist nazi potus.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's really fuck. That's a fragile racist, sexist nazi potist.
That that is a very good one.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And to top it all off, for the Spotify listeners,
it's also in the lgbt Q rainbow colors. Yes, just
to finish it off, Trump hates Gaze.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I thought you'd like this. Yeah, that's really good. It's
Elon Musk dressed up as Uncle Sam. That's it, uncle,
see pointing at you saying I want your social security
because of all the data hacking that's gone on this
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh yeah, definitely. That is hilarious. So that is some
good ship.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now, this is a dad I accidentally got added to
this protest by a signal group chat.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's such a good dad move. That is.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I love that he's got the Is that a veteran hat? Yep,
that's a Vietnam vetera veteran hat, the camouflage hat. Oh fuck,
that's some good ship. That's some that's some genius. Yeah.
And that's the last one.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Was that the last one? That is the last one? Sure?
Cause' pretty sure there's one more. The hell is broken.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There there is only Lebron read an there is only
one king in this country and his name is Lebron. Yeah,
this one says our expectations were low, but holy fuck,
well this one got me well.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
That that is true? Holy fuck yeah? What the fuck
is going The only Orange man who I support?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now it's a is that the Cheeto's tiger.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You reckon?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He'd run a good country, like run a good campaign, right,
probably not as good as Trump. Probably run better though, Alright,
And then we got one more like said change the president.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And sorry for everyone that we've just alexed. Fuck it, Alexa,
please search up porn hub.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
If you haven't changed what the name is for that
you're you're more on the hook now.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, Google find me beast Reality.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I knew he was going to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The best thing is is series fucking voice activated, so
you couldn't set off mine.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No, I know that's so good.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Oh now look, terrifying shit, guys, terrifying ship. But uh
please please we beg of you keep the memes coming.
It's kind of hard to make jokes and content for
this podcast all the time when the world's so grimmed,
(12:59):
So please keep the ship running, man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It really makes our job easy.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It means we don't have to talk about our lives,
which if you ask Ryan, how's your life.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Going at the moment? But awesome, mister percussion. Yeah all right,
that was ue.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Used to getting dragged out of our homes, melt in
front of a fucking wall, and getting shot in the
back of the head. All right, boys, have you seen
the old how the world's all fucked?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Do you mean how it's like America but on the
exact opposite side of the world, and it's not like America?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Well it yeah, it's like a it's like a holy
war of some sort.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh you're saying that war that's been happening for one hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Years, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. Things have
heated up in the Middle East recently. Yes, yes, if
you guys haven't seen the news, you have not. Uh
Iran has recently started launching missiles at Israel.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So from my understanding, Mitchell, you remember when you're at
school and you're fucking around with your mate and you
throw an apple and he darks and it hits the
year eleven kid. Oh yeah, I think that's the same
sort of thing. So there's two year ates going on
we're being fuck the year rates in this because it's
because you know, the year eleven seemed fuck around there
(14:26):
would have just still punched you even you're year eight.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, that makes sense saying that. I think I think
that's not I think it's like it's not even like
a teacher coming in, Like it'd be like a year
ten bullying a year seven, and then the year well,
a year nine guy comes over and stands up for
I think that's what it would be like.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I guess, so what is it? The year so.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Israel being the year ten? Yeah, bullying, the year seven
pallace and then yeah some R nine kids throwing a
rock at him. Yeah, and but the year nine kids
acting naughty on on social media this year.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's what I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Nine kid isn't just like a year nine. You know,
he plays a bit of foot. This is the year
nine that smokes in the toilets.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Probably he's probably not scared the punch on with the
year eleven, Year twelve.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, right, but he's ready to fuck. He's ready to
fucking throw down.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Like if you give him a hint that you're going
at him, he's coming out with a knife Yeah, he's
got a n bathroom read.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, he's got you on the list. Yeah, and he's
not going to think about twice to cross you off.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
His name into every single desk at school. Ah okay,
and his name is Iran.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
So they've been a bit naughty and on Twitter they've
been a bit unhinged.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, yeah, hinged than the US and the breakup. No,
I don't because I think the US is like we're
going to.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Be It's a different breeds. It's a whole different different breed.
So the US is like US is exposure. We're going
to expose you everything we do.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, it's like the US civil brands. It's just like
actual threats of terror.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
So it's like you you've got your private school kids,
which are the US, and then your public school kids,
which is.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It is a bit of public is it?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
America is a bit like Scott's College having a war.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
This is Bathist High all right.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
This is like they don't even care about how their
fucking grammar is. They're just they're doing death threats, Like
if I catch you with kelso fucking BP, Tony, I'm
going to slash your tires and cut your throat out. Like, yeah, okay,
it's actual ice, not pretend ice.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But anyway, social we're not talking about kicking out immigants here,
we're talking about smoking.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Okay, so my favorite last pipe.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Now, look, I think some of these tweets have been
or do they call them tweets.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
They callweets because it works. They go back to Twitter
because I don't like that. You can type twitter dot
comm and still because X doesn't work. It doesn't work.
It's like, oh, I'm a billionaire and all about marketing.
Let me just fuck up the easiest job in the world. Actually, yeah,
but anyway, he's got some they've got some tweets from.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yes, that's from the Iranian military. Yeah, the Iranian military
account has tweeted. Remember we didn't initiate it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Everyone will feel it blood for blood, like wild Ship,
bro wild Ship. And so they let the Wendy's publicist
onto Iran. Yeah yeah, but it's like legit threats. And
then they're also backed up those legit threats by actually bombing.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So it's actually like the president of Prime Minister of Iran.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
But that's fucking crazy, dude, Like, how are they like
doing that like why why it's got like.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Not just like a big publicity stunt. That is just
see that's the thing. It's extreme.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It feels like a publicity stunt or a fake account.
Me and Ryan were going through it not long ago
before you turned up. There is videos and then launching
missiles yeah, and then flying over ragining cities to go
to Israel.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well there, it's like, well they've got like Iraq and
Syria and Lebanon like all in between, Like there's several
countries in between Iran and Israel, and it's like all
these countries are celebrating Israel getting bombed, and it's like
fucked up.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That is a little yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
There's there's fucking there's videos of like what's it on
a border country in Lebanon.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Lebanon's got a few. There was Iranian.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
There's an Irai like a sort of bathing and the
missiles is going over.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
It's just then it's like every music like a celebration.
That's what they're that's what they're like. Yeah, they're celebrating
the like from this rooftop you can see him pretty
much hit Israel.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Oh and they're fucking playing the music full volume celebrating it. Okay,
that's that's pretty fucked up. Yeah, but they're like making fun.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's like the they're like making fun of like how
the iron Dome is failing and ship like that. Oh yeah,
it's horrific stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That is horrific. What other what other tweets are there?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Give me a sake, let me bring them back up.
There's not many much more. It's it's more of along
the lines what we were talking about, like, yeah, like
a good one was the it's time for bow and
arrow emojis.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Some rats I do not get that. Can you time
to shoot some round? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, it's that
makes more wow.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And the classic we've arrived with just a photo of
Tel Aviv burning.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh oh my god. We saw one as well on
the page. This is all public too, like this, this
is just getting big. We looked at it. We saw
one as well.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was like, uh, we're showing bodies too or something
like that, and it's just a dead Zionist.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah. They keep calling it, yeah, they keep calling them slurs.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I have a weird question. Is this the find out
part around? This seems like a bit of a funk
around and you're going to find out. Yeah, like Palisign's like, oh,
we're just gonna try, We're gonna we're gonna stand out
for ourselves. Iran's gone, We're just going.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
To kill you. It's really fucked up. We just do
you reckon? Right? But is that Palestine or Israel? Israel Isra?
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Is it's real law, it's it's it's it's it's not
a country Jewish first Islamic, right, Yes, Israel's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And Palestine's most.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like Palestine is an unrecognized Islamic state, Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yes, yes, do you reckon though?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Because we see a lot of.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Like like those like Iran and like that, Like we
get a lot of those videos, right.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I guess well I've been getting.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
The I don't know about you, guys, I have not
fucking it speaks a lot about my fucking recommended reels.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I guess what are you talking about? So?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
But like I've never seen I've never seen like an
Israel war crime.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
No, they just hired it better. Yeah, well that's it,
Like do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
It's allies, there's the whole like they're on the u
N So technically you know what that sort of thing
of like they're on the UN so technically they're allies
and it's it's such a great one. Doesn't mean we're allies.
But Palestine's on a recognized state. It's not a it's
(22:01):
it's a it's not a real country.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well that's going to go down.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well according to no no, I get you what you mean,
according to the UN and according to the laws of
the world, it's not it's not recognized. Yam vibes, Yes, yes, yeah,
it's very it's it's so funny as well, like I
saw I saw fucking that that TikTok at the saxophoneist
(22:28):
playing ass going across and someone tagged elbow, what said,
how are you going to sit idly by?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
We are Australia, okay, we have drawn system. The hardest
going great The hardest thing you had to learn is
in Australian, which you learn at about as soon as
you start taking a knowledge in world affairs. We don't
matter in the world whatsoever. Like if people were to
name their top ten countries, we don't make that all right.
(22:58):
Europe doesn't even consider we exist. Sometimes hear it goes,
what who fuck is this country?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
In Eurovision what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
This holiday place that visit You know how hawaiis Hoday
plays for America, where the holiday plays for the world.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like we actually people don't take a serious all right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So I don't know what you think Albo of twenty
six million people is going to fucking do. I don't
know how much money you think we have.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Did you hear Australia sold like one of the biggest
military defense systems to Canada recently, did we? Yeah, one
of the biggest like like military sales.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah right, yeah, sell them. What what do we sell?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
It's it's called Jawn. It's a over the horizon radar system.
Ah right, yep, I know that hit the wall for you.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Both of you guys. Radar system. Yeah, over the.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Horizon radar system, so it actually bounces off the Earth's Yeah, yeah,
I get you. Comes down and I can pick up
missiles from basically from.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Where Australia we sold it. Canada, we sold it Canada.
That's another country that is useless. We're talking about Australia
being useless. Canada is pretty you.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Know how we never think about Canada. Well, Canada is cold.
Australia literally, that's all it is like when people go owboy,
should be doing things, It's like, what are what.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Are we going to do? What are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's not like we're the UK, or we're fucking We're
Germany or fucking America. Where to all countries? Or like Japan,
Japan's another country considered to do something for us. It's like, oh, no,
they've got twenty seven million people, or no one really
pays enough tax here.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
What's he going to do? Oh, we're going to send
over nine.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Hundred peacekeepers because our military enrollment is it a low.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Point in that it's ever beat? Yeah, what are we
going to send? Dude? What are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
There's too many kids going to UNI we needed locked
up in the military, or that's sort of person would
have been the same person you need to go do something.
Also against conscription, it's like, fuck do you want to send?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Dude? Who do you want to How do you want
to solve this? I'm sure Albo has thought.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
About this, He's had plenty of sleepless nights trying to
think of how we can help. You're also probably with
the same person that voted liberal because you don't like immigration,
all right, So I don't know what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Now. Mitchell I told Ryan about this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
This is a kind of worrying scene considering if you
were to talk about Australia's best friend in the world
as we speak, who would it be is the one?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, we're not talking.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
We're talking about people that if we're going to if
we get invaded, what we're going to get three? Fuck it,
We're going to get the all Blacks to help us out?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Are we?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I reckon they we'd win a winning streak, aren't they?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
They probably would? Nah?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
In all serious, just throw some rocks at in all serious,
a smitch, what's the country that we'd consider our best
friend and we do everything for?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Pretty pretty easy. You shouldn't have to think that deep what.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Our best friend would do anything for? Yes, well there's
a big, big one there. It could be Canada.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, we gave them, we gave them a radar system.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, look, it's I don't want to be the one
next door to say it America because we I.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Mean I was going to say China. I mean, we're
probably probably not a bad idea, probably should probably.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Probably it is a good idea.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
We should have passed there are they're like fucking attempts
of genocide of like.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
There genocide was the best growing economy at the moment.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
They're going to be the next superpower. I thought they
already are, but like you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Know that that that the mantle, like America has been
for the last hundred years.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh yeah, they're going to be it, Baker.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
The point I'm talking about is America right now, right
after everything going on, there's a there's been a very
questionable food choice served to the soldiers in the military force.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's not lobster, is it. They've been served lobster. Oh fuck,
oh fuck, we're dead.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So what what does served blobs to meaning the military
of America? Okay, in the Navy in America specifically, is
shit's about to get real. This is the last meal
you're going to have with Lobster means bad news. Lobster
means the last meal you're going to have before you
get fucking hard tack crackets and fucking bully beef while
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you sit in the trench. Pretty much, they're mobilizing. I've
been saying it for years, am I not?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I said, we are in the brink. It's going to happen.
America is going to mobilize. We think they're doing it,
but it's not the conflict I thought. I think they're
going to the Middle East.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You reckon, I think they want oil again. Did you
think they were doing Ukraine?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I don't think they would where you like, I thought
America was going to step in its point, But it's
not now that Trump's him, definitely not now that Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Trump gets along with Putin, loves him.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He's basing his country off him, yeah, or trying to
base his system off him.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, that's what he wants, he wants.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Putin's fucking difference is is that Russia highly supports.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, was like a fucking KGB director. Yeah, he's a spy.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
He knows actually how to do. He wasn't a celebrity.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Difference is is that Putin, even though he does some
pretty fucking crazy things, he does things because he's extremely patriotic.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, I guess, and then give him some good qualities.
He's all for his country where Trump is just like,
oh damn, let's be the land. Probably not the people,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
But yeah, so yeah, I guess everyone get your crock
potts out to start cooking some blob stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't know if we're going, well.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
We're probably going to get poisoned by fucking the massade
or the KGB for speaking out against them.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't know, man, start letting me and they're in
World cup finals of Dan just fucking the little the
little support.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's not a support arm, it's like a full it's
it's a main switch. Yeah, they hurt when they get hit.
It's like fucking pointy and steel. It's like, I don't know,
fucking was it the like what size was the main switch?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Like itself is like an eighty amp breaker or something
breaker three phase eighty amp. Yeah. Yeah, they're sharp as
all ship.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah, anyway, guys talking about random things. I had a
great seguey mate, Sorry that continued.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I was thinking about things today and some of the
toys that I used to play with as a kid,
and get your mind out of the gunner. Ryan wasn't
the priest. That was your toy.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I was just thinking that you're playing with like barbies
or something. I was going to talk about his mum's
lightsabers doesn't have lightsabers, played with it, and Daniel sort
of Daniel played with your mums, Yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
That was a great recreation of Revenge of the Sith.
He killed so many young legs.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, so I was thinking about it, like, what are
some of the toys that you're nostalgic about that you
remember when from when you were younger that you remember
playing with vividly, And what are some of the weird
toys that you're like, I was.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Fucking playing with that when I was younger. What's what?
What toys were you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Toys I grew up in a poor family, like a
cardboard box or something like that, or yeah, I don't
think that's weird.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I used to Yeah, I used to go. I used
to go down the river.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Dad used to take me and my brother down the
river and I used to just pick up stick and
have fun for like an hour.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, but that's that's a stick. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
is that weird? I don't think so. I think back
there hold on gun shape or sword shaped depended what
I was doing with it.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
I think mostly sword shaped because I used to hack
the funk out of trees, like my plants.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Because that's a very important thing. If you're saying you're
playing with sticks, we gonn't know. Are you d daying
or are you Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Lord of the rings ing most likely, Yeah, I was.
I was a D Day sort of kid.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
In D Day, I was like, damn, I need to
find a Tommy gun and shoot.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
So many fucking binary trees.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Or Nazis or Nazis which happened to be my sister
all the time. That was like, so, have you got
an actual toy in mind? Are you talking about things
you made fun with? No, things you made fun with?
Like you're talking about actual toys, Like you can have
actual toys that were just like you think about it
(32:12):
and go, what the fuck was I doing back then?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Or like ways you use toys in weird ways. Get
your mind out of the gun now. I'm not talking
about how you use them now.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
There's one toy I remember. I can't remember what they
were called, but Ryan might remember it as well. There
was a fucking robot that you'd get, yeah, hands and
ship and like it was a dinosaur as well.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
They had the.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Dinosaur the first one where it's had like the like
the the odst fucking head sort of thing and it
had a little sun visor.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah yeah, and like you had this remote it was.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Like as big as a fox hell remote and all
we could literally do is get it to walk at
about half a kilometer an hour.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, and then it'd stopped.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
You'd be able to get the hands move and it
it's like Interstin could pick things up. You'd have to
hand it to it, and it'd have to be of
size because I had three fucking prong fingers. And then
the one thing that everyone just did and for some
reason everyone's remote just went shoddy and it would go
off at three am in the morning. It would do
a dance.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
At three am in the morning. I'll just do the dance. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I remember be in at Dad's house and like I'd
be sleeping and just he just had it in the garage.
For some reason, he must have Jackson must have liked it,
but I've never seen him play with it. And it
would just do the fucking dance always as terrifying. Can
you mimic the dance? By the way, did always do
a yawn in a fart as well. Before I started
the dance, it did a yawn in a fart. And
(33:44):
then a dance would just be like it just move
its arm like that and they go, look, that's all
I would do. Like it literally would just showed how
far it can move a time. Ah, okay, do anything crazy.
There was no music behind it. This was two thousand
and three, Mitchell, that's fair, okay, but nah, but there's
one that I We spoke about this actually last night,
(34:04):
and I fully thought it was a fever geam dream
until Cameron.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Told me about it. Yeah, he said it. I don't know, you're.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Probably too young to know about this. Do you remember
the show Crash Gears? No, this is the full fever dream.
I remember him being massive for about four months at
school and they're never existing again. There was an anime
and so they had these little battle bot car things
(34:34):
with fucking swords on them, and I remember kids used
to have taken the school and it got to the
point where like they got band pretty quick, like every
single anime toy because kids would like they try to
throw them into each other, like roll them, get to
the point where they're just fucking pegging him and he
isn't those ones that popped open now now back of god, No, no,
not man, but this is like the probably the first
(34:55):
initial thoughts. So they did say it would like have
a sword sticking out of them a little car and
then the fucking wheels had knee cappers on them.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Oh no, yeah, that sounds painful. Yeah, and that's kids
will bring them school. I didn't get to bring them.
You would take them off, would it? Had never brought
my best toy to school. It's not the top five.
When you know you're rich when you can bring your
(35:27):
toys to school other than a footy I got a
tennis ball, bro I got one foot in the last
eight year. I was like, you know, when you're lucky
at the end of a footy game and there was
a ball still sitting on the field, you realize it
was Collins an under eight and you're like three hours ago. Yes,
(35:47):
I think I had like almost one ball from every
leave a fucking ball and he's laying all the top.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, so you would always grab the ball.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, I mean a footing was always a big thing
for me. That's the toy I remember. Any weird toys,
the ones that always put me off for like baby burns.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Baby, Yeah, but you didn't like you're throwing yourself under
the bus. My sister would have them and they scare
the funk out of me. Is that like the kids? Than? No,
it's like a proper baby, that's vomits.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
And oh okay, I remember that they pissed and that
scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, and just like how.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Much my sister was attached, I don't get it as well,
like my toys they say that the same price, like
hot wheels look like they've got so much more effort
in them. And baby bournes look like they're from a sweatshop.
And sister would carry that fucking thing around everywhere.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
To be fair, they're both from the sweatshop.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
It's just one yeah, but yeah, now they just get
the fuck out of me, especially when it was at
night and in the moon, come in the window at
the right angle and hit their fucking eyeball and they're
glossy like they like lazy eye as well. Yeah, their
eyelids worked and ship, oh that was fucking terrifying.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Isn't that what they give kids now in like childcare
class to deal with for a week or.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So, we went to an all boys school, bro, That
is fair, you did too. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I don't think we're all uneducated on that one dude,
But one one fun thing talking about being having poor
fun right where you can make funn out of natural things.
I remember once. The best way I can describe it
is in year I think it was in year two.
I sort of made this like club at school. So
(37:39):
one day I can't remember what did you make a gang?
It almost was like a gang because I could pick
who did this with me. If I told them no,
everyone fucking like got rid of them.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh okay, I don't know how. It just started. One
day I.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Think I wanted to play soccer was on kids and
they told me no, and I was like, fuck this,
fucky guys. So I went over to the fence where
the play area was and a little hill, and it's
just like every time it rained, it got muddy and
then the mud would clump up. So I decided, I'm
going to throw this over the fence to the town houses.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
This went on for a week and a half to
the point where there are fourteen boys throwing mud over fence,
recess and lunch, to the point where the people were
throwing it on come to the school and complaint. Yeah,
they're like, there is so much mud all over our
(38:34):
house and our grass.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
They're like, my kid can't use the treepoline. It's full
of dirt. So I remember, and I remember like we
heard them.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
They yelled at us once, and I like, I put
a little meeting in, guys, Look, we have to stick together.
None of us were here. Oh, I'm like, none of
us were here because I've gone straight away. I'm like,
none of them because I'm instantly thinking I'm the ring leader,
so I'm not. I'm like, I'm going to make sure
(39:07):
my fucking my little goonies got their eggs in the
bro So I'm like, that's it. No one talks. I said,
I won't w as, you won't dub me walking into class, Mitchell,
let me get to my story.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I remember walking into the class and teacher goes, Jeremy
can have a chat, and I went, yeah, to go, look,
there's a few kids in our grade and especially our class,
that have been throwing dirt over a poor lady's house
and she's just not happy with you or anything. I went,
I just play football. I just played football. And she goes, okay, okay,
we're just going to ask everyone.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
This one kid that I never got along with, but
I thought i'd let him in on the last day.
On the last day, I led him his name was
Lachlan It and I found out apparently because I left
his school. I found apparently he's a piece of fucking
ship anyway, So my judgment of character was great except
for that one day, because all these men are like, no,
let him, Jody will be fun gets up to him
(40:03):
and so that she's having the conversations outside about who's
doing what, and the I just get, excuse me, Jeremy,
can you meet me outside please? And I'm like walked out.
Seems like you were telling some FIBs before Jeremy and
I went with what goes? Lachlan here has just said
that you you started the throwing. I said, that's bullshit.
(40:26):
She goes, what because Lachlan didn't join the fucking group
till a day ago, so you don't have yourself. I
was just like, I'm already caught. Like, she goes, what
do you mean? I go, well, he's a fucking knark.
And I didn't want him to join anyway without the
swearing because I was fucking eight. You didn't know what
those were. I'm like, because he would have dobbed me
in any way. And I said, look what happened, and
(40:49):
he looked at me. I gave her the most sour look,
and he avoided me for the rest of that year.
He would have thought you were going to beat him up.
I thought I was going to beat him up. He
must have Oh yeah, definitely, because I was just like,
you fucking wrong. You like he would just like tell
everyone to not let me play footy anymore, and they're like,
are you sure you want to tell him not?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
He ran the mud game. He's the one that I
was like, damn, that was my thing.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
A week and a half of being the coolest kid
in the grade because everyone has joined my gang of
throwing mud at a town.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
That's such an easy like that is such an easy
like like you get caught, so easy to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You just check your hands. We would have been absolutely
from kids that would wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
But he won you too. So yes, there's no thought
of like, oh, they're going to find evidence. We're like,
this is a fun this is an easy crime. How
they're ever going to find me? How awesome was the feeling.
The feeling had been like back then and just picking up,
chucking it over it there going no one's going to
find out about this. I could actually vividly remember the
(42:02):
first one. So it's one of those townhouses that like
they're all joined together, and then the next it's going
to lower roof at the back.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And I know I hit that because
I'm piss of them. Strive the fucking big on punk
and I've gone I'm going to do that again.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Do you know what the worst fun is, there's gonna
be a there would have been a divot in the
ground with you through so much. Oh yeah, yeah, we
made this so this hill was already steep, and they
did a week and a half, it turned into like
a trench. The worst thing, it's a funny thing, is
this is a knock on the teachers.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
None of them.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
There would have been teachers supervising every single lunch and recess.
None of them thought, hey, that's it. That's fourteen year
one year twoe boys hanging out there down a hill
that they shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
That can't be doing anything bad. No, and the hills
getting steak can't be doing anything bad. Surely not.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Maybe if I watched them for twenty seconds, i'd see
that much mud being hurled over it.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah yeah, oh, one one person pick up some mud
and it's like you.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So you're the ringleader. So yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I was the infamous leader of the mud gang mn
in Saint Joseph's of twenty twenty five, two thousand and five. Sorry,
did you get some detention for that? I think I
had to write a letter saying sorry and give it
to the fucking neighbor.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, it would have been that. Do you reckon? It
was on the fridge?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
I reckon? Look see, it would have been funny. It
would have been funny after all that time.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
That is such a good like, that's such a good
lawyer that you had. You got away with like fucking murder,
like you should have been like afternoon.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I've never even realized how fucking how cool that made
me for that year.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
You should have been.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I should know that should have been the fucking person
living there comes in.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
You've faced face, apologized to him. You got away with
writing a letter.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Ye I covered the yard in dirt.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
This is a king This is a Kingswood public school.
Private school. What's private?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
It's not really, it's like a public school you pay for,
but it's it's there's a good chance there's asbestos in
that dirt.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I just sprinkled that out with asbestos. Yeah, your breadro
breathing that she did.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Look, Mitchell has got a few things to hit over,
but first we have a speak Piet Mitchell.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Hey guys, it's Jazz just editing the pod right now.
And we have seem to misplace this audio recording of
Mitchell's sister Kayla. But the main point is is she
called him miggle. That's the whole context you need for
the next part.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Cheers, Have we just exposed something. What does she called? Yes, yes,
she does miggles? Surely such that is such a younger brother.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That is a younger brother. I can give you the explanation,
but that maybe for another day.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
How long is it? It's about five seconds? No, give
it to us.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Sister wasn't able to say Mitchell when she was younger.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
She's older than you either, Yep. I think that also
exposes my sister a bit. She wasn't able to say Mitchell,
so she used to call me miggle.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
And it's just stuck from there like I never could
because I'm eighteen months.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
What's a gap between you and you? See? Months?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
So yeah, I look, I can't tease Kayla because I
used to do the same thing. But also, I'm a
spastic and you're a teacher, so you have no excuses.
When jess was born, I couldn't say Jessica called a kaka.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
My younger times, i'd called my sister pooh.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
You still call that to this day.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Did you call Matt, Well, Matt's fine, like Matt, there's
not really much you can Did you call it Matt? No,
I always call him Matthew or Matt. I never called
him Maddie probably until like we got into adults. Then
it's like Maddie because it's easier.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I probably bullied the fuck out of Jade, but I
don't remember anything. Yeah, like Jade, I proper Like I
think I've told the story of me and my brother
fucking giving her a potion of like whatever it was
out the backyard.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
One what's no one more? One more thing? Many? We
got time?
Speaker 2 (46:30):
What's the new running joke with your sister and what
her friends are getting her to do?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Now? Oh my, let's hear it right?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
So, so, uh it goes back to uh, I think
my birthday this year where I asked her if she
wanted to come out and she was like no, you're
going to make me say the N word in front
of your friends? Is this is quite politically correct, so
very very PC, very very well funny.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It's funny to annoy her, Like I didn't even think
of that, like I was just being kind.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
She thought of it for you, She thought of.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Every time that any of us see Jade. It's like
on site, okay, and word on site.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
But she told me the other day that her friends,
one of her friends is getting married and at her wedding,
she's got to sing the new Kanye.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Song he's going to drop. He's got to drop the
end bog. He's a friend on board with this.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah, the friends want her to do it, they asked her.
So that's why it's like such a small world where
it's like I've want my sister to say the word,
and now her friends like I've never met her friends
and want to I want for her. That means she
has told her friends that why she's not going to ride.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, that's that's like definitely are gone.
That's funny as well, Like we've like like the fact.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
That she's just thought that Ryan's just going to make
her be a bigger So now her friend's like, you
know what, We're going to make you be a biggot,
Like you're not getting out of this. Yeah, jadis just
getting call it caught, just getting caught lacking.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Alright, anyway, let's finish this off for this afternoon. Thank
you guys for watching the afternoon detention. I've been Maddy,
that's Jazza, that's Ryan. Thank you for what joining us here.
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Speaker 2 (48:34):
Guys, as you can see, we do listen to all
speak pipes to come through, so feel free to leave
a speak pipe. Join Kayla's sister Kayler, and my cousin
Cruz into leaving an absolute just hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That might be the thing we might have to get
Jade to speedwork. So it is anonymous, like we're just like, oh,
who might that?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Who was that? Why do they look like Ryan with
long hair? Actually? I think my sister's got shorter? Was
that Ryan Stoke? What's Ryan's brother doing, is it?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Jake, Well, make sure you stay inside.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
If you're American and an immigrant and calling all mud people,
let's throw them ten asces.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
You're proud of this podcast, oh,
This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Afternoon Detention. I'm Jezza.
That's middy. That's right now, boys, I want to get
right into this. Have we seen the news on America
lately with the ice operations and the protests.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I have been paying it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've only seen them people kicking people out of their country.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I have been seeing the protests on nine News. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So I think there's over twenty thousand protests going on
in America as we speak. The Marines have been sent
into Los Angeles. I think another big point that we're
seeing is a lot of people are getting shot with
rubber bullets that aren't causing any harm.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Have you I did?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I did see the news clip of that Australian reporter
getting like just absolutely small scale.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The thing that I don't get so funny. But the
thing that I don't get about that So you said
the video, old mate, fucking oh yeah, scopes in But
I reckon he almost put a full three.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What it looks like.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
What it looks like is he's just heard the trigger
word and he's just gone like he's just gone winter soldier,
and he just decided I'm going to start opening fire.
The real funny like, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine.
She finishes the sentence and he wakes up.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
The real funny thing that I find about that as well,
which it's very I heard this on the TikTok today
is that Channel nine are dancing around the point that
it was a police officer. The company she works for
is dancing around the point that a police officer shot her.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I sound like they've got physical evidence taking, yeah, something
to show that it was someone in uniforms.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So the headlines are like nine News reporter has been
hit with rubber bullet in crossfire?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What bra I don't know. Man, you can claim it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I guess you could claim that because he might not
have been aiming at her.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, we've all seen the video. It's pretty harsh.
It's I didn't what's behind the camera. He obviously thought
he could curve the bullet if he wasn't think he's wanted.
He must have thought he was a wanted broke because
there is no way he didn't mean to shoot her.
She had press credentials. What the fox going on? And
(02:21):
I've seen another one where she's probably tenned. Yeah, Gold
Coast ten not a not a New Mexico tan. I've
seen another one where this guy has gone up to
a guardrail and he's gone like within like this is
between you and me, and he's gone, what's your what's
your what's your police number? He's like, I don't have
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to give that to you. Guess what's your police number?
And goes to go through the code. The cop shoots
him fucking point blank.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Jesus Christ. What the cops shot him? Point blank? That guy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I bet all that guy was trying to do is
just make him say his badge number and then call
him a good boy or something.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Would mean that it would have been just shot in
point blank. I saw another one of a woman going
my apartment's just there? Can I just go to my apartment?
I'm not in the protest. They shot her too, what Yeah,
like I want to go home?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Nah? Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, you're obviously a part of these protests. She's like,
I've got my groceries, and they pumped her in the chest.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Do you just want some food? I'll give you food.
It's pretty fucked. Yeah, that that is pretty fucked.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like some of the things that I've been hearing it's like,
you know, fucking they're going into graduations for kids in
all across the country and literally ripping out all the
immigrant looking parents and checking their papers. What the if
they don't have them on them, they are detaining them?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What care?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So you've got to carry an American passport or your
green card in America?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, even if you're an American city, you're Latino. You
need to prove that you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
How long until they start wearing Armbanze?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I was just about to say one of them, he
starts getting there.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's getting Marley, it's getting mary in paper.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So when's the.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
When's the rumbling? What's the what do they used to
call the concentration camps? Concentration camps? Yes, it's getting a bit,
it's getting it's getting a bit Auswitz, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, just a little bit. Now, Look, I mean we
get the I'd.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Probably call us the bleachers, right, we probably get if
it's like at A and Z we paid for the
sixty dollars tickets of the Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, we're not getting rained on.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But we don't know if that's Nathan clearing and holding
the ball because we can't see the number on the
back of his shirt. But you can still see the chin. Yeah,
you can see the all right. That's a good point.
All right, that's a really good point. But so we're
gonna we get a pretty far out of view.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Look, as I said, there's a few protests going on.
People still love to find the light in everything. Oh right,
I've saved some lions over here of people that have
designed signs together protests and still live for the meme. Now, MIDI,
can we go through some of these signs? Okay, I've
(05:09):
got the first one up. I'm ready to go. You
want to go to drag it to the middle so
Ryan can see them, Thanks, Bud, all right, appreciate it.
So we've got the first one. Now let's obviously because
this one, we should be able to listen to this
on Spotify and we'll tell you how we're going with it.
So we're going to describe as well of what's going on.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The first one here, MIDI, what can you see, Well,
it's a Lion King replica poster, but in the center
of it it's got Donald Trump as an outline, spelling
l y and lying, lying ing the lying.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I didn't even notice that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Part some of a really good man. There we go,
all right, right, I want you to read this one.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
This president is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met.
Do not trust him. He's a fugly slut.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's really good for all you suppose, just a bunch
of bows everything. And it's got the traditional Donald Trump
where he's fucking fighting the bottom lip and pointing to
the sky.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Given it for the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He's given it to Hillary back then, back in the
golden age of Donald Trump.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
This one here, it's got King Julian and says the
only king that I recognize that's actually quite thank you
for the sacriface. No, I couldn't have another second face? No, please,
what's that one saying?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
If Millennia doesn't have to live with him, why do
we you know who Millennia is?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, that's the leniar Trump. Donald Trump's wife, his wife
who also is an immigrant. No, but that's my lord
a bride. She has papers. It's okay, she's just married
to a rich man.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's how she got Paich white man, rich white man
who happens to be the president, the last president of America,
the last president that's the whole king, no king thing.
The whole thing is he's trying to putin himself. Oh,
it's basically trying to make it so you can never
vote him out. Oh okay, yeah, it's it's fucking psycho man,
(07:27):
What is going on there?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I want to run that country for like, well, he's
gone on. He's going to do it for eight years
unless he gets impeached or something.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, that's the thing. He's basically got it now that
he can't be in. Yeah. Yeah, he's basically well by
the time they get him out ten years.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So he's put some shit in and basically filled it
with people that back him. Ah okay, he's basically just
rigged the system that he can't say he's learned off
his first problems right now, he's just taken the problems out.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh so when he first got voted in, people that like.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Were said things between the government, like you know how
the government to Democrats and went to back to the
Republican people that said things and come out and sort
of like shit on him a bit. He's kicked them
out of fucking parliament. Oh, he's only filled his parliament
with people that back him.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That makes sense. So when Elon had a bit of
a hissy fit.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh, how funny is this The other day, Yeah, Elon
comes out and they had their little breakup and whatnot,
which is, uh, which was expected to happen. They fucking
posted both on Twitter about how they just openly were corrupt.
What Elon talks about, how he's like spent all this money,
he's like made, I gave you twenty million dollars or
(08:47):
something like that to your your fucking.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Your campaign.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And then Trump comes out and goes, yeah, well that
twenty milk come out of fucking government subsidies and shit
that I put in towards Tesla the Yeah, they both
just basically said we rigged the system. We just corrupted
your taxpayer money.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, the circle of the economies are fucking small there
to try and stab.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Each other in the back. They fucked each other together.
But isn't that a good couple. Yeah, that's pretty that's
pretty healthy couple if you actually ask. Yeah, I feel
like that's a couple of times. Yeah, I wish my
parents will like that. Wish my parents. Let's have a
look at the next one. Can you say that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist nazi potus.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's really fuck. That's a fragile racist, sexist nazi potist.
That that is a very good one.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And to top it all off, for the Spotify listeners,
it's also in the lgbt Q rainbow colors. Yes, just
to finish it off, Trump hates Gaze.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I thought you'd like this. Yeah, that's really good. It's
Elon Musk dressed up as Uncle Sam. That's it, uncle,
see pointing at you saying I want your social security
because of all the data hacking that's gone on this
whole thing.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh yeah, definitely. That is hilarious. So that is some
good ship.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now, this is a dad I accidentally got added to
this protest by a signal group chat.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's such a good dad move. That is.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I love that he's got the Is that a veteran hat? Yep,
that's a Vietnam vetera veteran hat, the camouflage hat. Oh fuck,
that's some good ship. That's some that's some genius. Yeah.
And that's the last one.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Was that the last one? That is the last one? Sure?
Cause' pretty sure there's one more. The hell is broken.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There there is only Lebron read an there is only
one king in this country and his name is Lebron. Yeah,
this one says our expectations were low, but holy fuck,
well this one got me well.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
That that is true? Holy fuck yeah? What the fuck
is going The only Orange man who I support?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now it's a is that the Cheeto's tiger.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You reckon?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He'd run a good country, like run a good campaign, right,
probably not as good as Trump. Probably run better though, Alright,
And then we got one more like said change the president.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And sorry for everyone that we've just alexed. Fuck it, Alexa,
please search up porn hub.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
If you haven't changed what the name is for that
you're you're more on the hook now.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, Google find me beast Reality.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I knew he was going to do it.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The best thing is is series fucking voice activated, so
you couldn't set off mine.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
No, I know that's so good.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Oh now look, terrifying shit, guys, terrifying ship. But uh
please please we beg of you keep the memes coming.
It's kind of hard to make jokes and content for
this podcast all the time when the world's so grimmed,
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So please keep the ship running, man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It really makes our job easy.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It means we don't have to talk about our lives,
which if you ask Ryan, how's your life.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Going at the moment? But awesome, mister percussion. Yeah all right,
that was ue.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Used to getting dragged out of our homes, melt in
front of a fucking wall, and getting shot in the
back of the head. All right, boys, have you seen
the old how the world's all fucked?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Do you mean how it's like America but on the
exact opposite side of the world, and it's not like America?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Well it yeah, it's like a it's like a holy
war of some sort.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh you're saying that war that's been happening for one hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Years, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. Things have
heated up in the Middle East recently. Yes, yes, if
you guys haven't seen the news, you have not. Uh
Iran has recently started launching missiles at Israel.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So from my understanding, Mitchell, you remember when you're at
school and you're fucking around with your mate and you
throw an apple and he darks and it hits the
year eleven kid. Oh yeah, I think that's the same
sort of thing. So there's two year ates going on
we're being fuck the year rates in this because it's
because you know, the year eleven seemed fuck around there
(14:26):
would have just still punched you even you're year eight.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, that makes sense saying that. I think I think
that's not I think it's like it's not even like
a teacher coming in, Like it'd be like a year
ten bullying a year seven, and then the year well,
a year nine guy comes over and stands up for
I think that's what it would be like.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I guess, so what is it? The year so.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Israel being the year ten? Yeah, bullying, the year seven
pallace and then yeah some R nine kids throwing a
rock at him. Yeah, and but the year nine kids
acting naughty on on social media this year.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's what I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Nine kid isn't just like a year nine. You know,
he plays a bit of foot. This is the year
nine that smokes in the toilets.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Probably he's probably not scared the punch on with the
year eleven, Year twelve.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, right, but he's ready to fuck. He's ready to
fucking throw down.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Like if you give him a hint that you're going
at him, he's coming out with a knife Yeah, he's
got a n bathroom read.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, he's got you on the list. Yeah, and he's
not going to think about twice to cross you off.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
His name into every single desk at school. Ah okay,
and his name is Iran.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
So they've been a bit naughty and on Twitter they've
been a bit unhinged.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, yeah, hinged than the US and the breakup. No,
I don't because I think the US is like we're
going to.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Be It's a different breeds. It's a whole different different breed.
So the US is like US is exposure. We're going
to expose you everything we do.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, it's like the US civil brands. It's just like
actual threats of terror.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
So it's like you you've got your private school kids,
which are the US, and then your public school kids,
which is.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It is a bit of public is it?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
America is a bit like Scott's College having a war.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
This is Bathist High all right.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
This is like they don't even care about how their
fucking grammar is. They're just they're doing death threats, Like
if I catch you with kelso fucking BP, Tony, I'm
going to slash your tires and cut your throat out. Like, yeah, okay,
it's actual ice, not pretend ice.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But anyway, social we're not talking about kicking out immigants here,
we're talking about smoking.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Okay, so my favorite last pipe.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Now, look, I think some of these tweets have been
or do they call them tweets.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
They callweets because it works. They go back to Twitter
because I don't like that. You can type twitter dot
comm and still because X doesn't work. It doesn't work.
It's like, oh, I'm a billionaire and all about marketing.
Let me just fuck up the easiest job in the world. Actually, yeah,
but anyway, he's got some they've got some tweets from.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yes, that's from the Iranian military. Yeah, the Iranian military
account has tweeted. Remember we didn't initiate it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Everyone will feel it blood for blood, like wild Ship,
bro wild Ship. And so they let the Wendy's publicist
onto Iran. Yeah yeah, but it's like legit threats. And
then they're also backed up those legit threats by actually bombing.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So it's actually like the president of Prime Minister of Iran.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
But that's fucking crazy, dude, Like, how are they like
doing that like why why it's got like.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Not just like a big publicity stunt. That is just
see that's the thing. It's extreme.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It feels like a publicity stunt or a fake account.
Me and Ryan were going through it not long ago
before you turned up. There is videos and then launching
missiles yeah, and then flying over ragining cities to go
to Israel.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well there, it's like, well they've got like Iraq and
Syria and Lebanon like all in between, Like there's several
countries in between Iran and Israel, and it's like all
these countries are celebrating Israel getting bombed, and it's like
fucked up.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That is a little yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
There's there's fucking there's videos of like what's it on
a border country in Lebanon.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Lebanon's got a few. There was Iranian.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
There's an Irai like a sort of bathing and the
missiles is going over.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
It's just then it's like every music like a celebration.
That's what they're that's what they're like. Yeah, they're celebrating
the like from this rooftop you can see him pretty
much hit Israel.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Oh and they're fucking playing the music full volume celebrating it. Okay,
that's that's pretty fucked up. Yeah, but they're like making fun.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's like the they're like making fun of like how
the iron Dome is failing and ship like that. Oh yeah,
it's horrific stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That is horrific. What other what other tweets are there?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Give me a sake, let me bring them back up.
There's not many much more. It's it's more of along
the lines what we were talking about, like, yeah, like
a good one was the it's time for bow and
arrow emojis.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Some rats I do not get that. Can you time
to shoot some round? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yes, it's that
makes more wow.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And the classic we've arrived with just a photo of
Tel Aviv burning.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh oh my god. We saw one as well on
the page. This is all public too, like this, this
is just getting big. We looked at it. We saw
one as well.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was like, uh, we're showing bodies too or something
like that, and it's just a dead Zionist.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah. They keep calling it, yeah, they keep calling them slurs.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I have a weird question. Is this the find out
part around? This seems like a bit of a funk
around and you're going to find out. Yeah, like Palisign's like, oh,
we're just gonna try, We're gonna we're gonna stand out
for ourselves. Iran's gone, We're just going.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
To kill you. It's really fucked up. We just do
you reckon? Right? But is that Palestine or Israel? Israel Isra?
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Is it's real law, it's it's it's it's it's not
a country Jewish first Islamic, right, Yes, Israel's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And Palestine's most.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like Palestine is an unrecognized Islamic state, Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yes, yes, do you reckon though?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Because we see a lot of.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Like like those like Iran and like that, Like we
get a lot of those videos, right.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I guess well I've been getting.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
The I don't know about you, guys, I have not
fucking it speaks a lot about my fucking recommended reels.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I guess what are you talking about? So?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
But like I've never seen I've never seen like an
Israel war crime.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
No, they just hired it better. Yeah, well that's it,
Like do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
It's allies, there's the whole like they're on the u
N So technically you know what that sort of thing
of like they're on the UN so technically they're allies
and it's it's such a great one. Doesn't mean we're allies.
But Palestine's on a recognized state. It's not a it's
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it's a it's not a real country.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Well that's going to go down.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well according to no no, I get you what you mean,
according to the UN and according to the laws of
the world, it's not it's not recognized. Yam vibes, Yes, yes, yeah,
it's very it's it's so funny as well, like I
saw I saw fucking that that TikTok at the saxophoneist
(22:28):
playing ass going across and someone tagged elbow, what said,
how are you going to sit idly by?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
We are Australia, okay, we have drawn system. The hardest
going great The hardest thing you had to learn is
in Australian, which you learn at about as soon as
you start taking a knowledge in world affairs. We don't
matter in the world whatsoever. Like if people were to
name their top ten countries, we don't make that all right.
(22:58):
Europe doesn't even consider we exist. Sometimes hear it goes,
what who fuck is this country?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
In Eurovision what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
This holiday place that visit You know how hawaiis Hoday
plays for America, where the holiday plays for the world.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like we actually people don't take a serious all right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So I don't know what you think Albo of twenty
six million people is going to fucking do. I don't
know how much money you think we have.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Did you hear Australia sold like one of the biggest
military defense systems to Canada recently, did we? Yeah, one
of the biggest like like military sales.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah right, yeah, sell them. What what do we sell?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
It's it's called Jawn. It's a over the horizon radar system.
Ah right, yep, I know that hit the wall for you.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Both of you guys. Radar system. Yeah, over the.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Horizon radar system, so it actually bounces off the Earth's Yeah, yeah,
I get you. Comes down and I can pick up
missiles from basically from.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Where Australia we sold it. Canada, we sold it Canada.
That's another country that is useless. We're talking about Australia
being useless. Canada is pretty you.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Know how we never think about Canada. Well, Canada is cold.
Australia literally, that's all it is like when people go owboy,
should be doing things, It's like, what are what.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Are we going to do? What are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's not like we're the UK, or we're fucking We're
Germany or fucking America. Where to all countries? Or like Japan,
Japan's another country considered to do something for us. It's like, oh, no,
they've got twenty seven million people, or no one really
pays enough tax here.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
What's he going to do? Oh, we're going to send
over nine.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Hundred peacekeepers because our military enrollment is it a low.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Point in that it's ever beat? Yeah, what are we
going to send? Dude? What are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
There's too many kids going to UNI we needed locked
up in the military, or that's sort of person would
have been the same person you need to go do something.
Also against conscription, it's like, fuck do you want to send?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Dude? Who do you want to How do you want
to solve this? I'm sure Albo has thought.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
About this, He's had plenty of sleepless nights trying to
think of how we can help. You're also probably with
the same person that voted liberal because you don't like immigration,
all right, So I don't know what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Now. Mitchell I told Ryan about this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
This is a kind of worrying scene considering if you
were to talk about Australia's best friend in the world
as we speak, who would it be is the one?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, we're not talking.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
We're talking about people that if we're going to if
we get invaded, what we're going to get three? Fuck it,
We're going to get the all Blacks to help us out?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Are we?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I reckon they we'd win a winning streak, aren't they?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
They probably would? Nah?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
In all serious, just throw some rocks at in all serious,
a smitch, what's the country that we'd consider our best
friend and we do everything for?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Pretty pretty easy. You shouldn't have to think that deep what.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Our best friend would do anything for? Yes, well there's
a big, big one there. It could be Canada.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, we gave them, we gave them a radar system.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, look, it's I don't want to be the one
next door to say it America because we I.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Mean I was going to say China. I mean, we're
probably probably not a bad idea, probably should probably.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Probably it is a good idea.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
We should have passed there are they're like fucking attempts
of genocide of like.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
There genocide was the best growing economy at the moment.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
They're going to be the next superpower. I thought they
already are, but like you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Know that that that the mantle, like America has been
for the last hundred years.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh yeah, they're going to be it, Baker.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
The point I'm talking about is America right now, right
after everything going on, there's a there's been a very
questionable food choice served to the soldiers in the military force.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's not lobster, is it. They've been served lobster. Oh fuck,
oh fuck, we're dead.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So what what does served blobs to meaning the military
of America? Okay, in the Navy in America specifically, is
shit's about to get real. This is the last meal
you're going to have with Lobster means bad news. Lobster
means the last meal you're going to have before you
get fucking hard tack crackets and fucking bully beef while
(27:32):
you sit in the trench. Pretty much, they're mobilizing. I've
been saying it for years, am I not?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I said, we are in the brink. It's going to happen.
America is going to mobilize. We think they're doing it,
but it's not the conflict I thought. I think they're
going to the Middle East.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You reckon, I think they want oil again. Did you
think they were doing Ukraine?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I don't think they would where you like, I thought
America was going to step in its point, But it's
not now that Trump's him, definitely not now that Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Trump gets along with Putin, loves him.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He's basing his country off him, yeah, or trying to
base his system off him.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, that's what he wants, he wants.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Putin's fucking difference is is that Russia highly supports.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, was like a fucking KGB director. Yeah, he's a spy.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
He knows actually how to do. He wasn't a celebrity.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Difference is is that Putin, even though he does some
pretty fucking crazy things, he does things because he's extremely patriotic.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, I guess, and then give him some good qualities.
He's all for his country where Trump is just like,
oh damn, let's be the land. Probably not the people,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
But yeah, so yeah, I guess everyone get your crock
potts out to start cooking some blob stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't know if we're going, well.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
We're probably going to get poisoned by fucking the massade
or the KGB for speaking out against them.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I don't know, man, start letting me and they're in
World cup finals of Dan just fucking the little the
little support.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's not a support arm, it's like a full it's
it's a main switch. Yeah, they hurt when they get hit.
It's like fucking pointy and steel. It's like, I don't know,
fucking was it the like what size was the main switch?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Like itself is like an eighty amp breaker or something
breaker three phase eighty amp. Yeah. Yeah, they're sharp as
all ship.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah, anyway, guys talking about random things. I had a
great seguey mate, Sorry that continued.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I was thinking about things today and some of the
toys that I used to play with as a kid,
and get your mind out of the gunner. Ryan wasn't
the priest. That was your toy.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I was just thinking that you're playing with like barbies
or something. I was going to talk about his mum's
lightsabers doesn't have lightsabers, played with it, and Daniel sort
of Daniel played with your mums, Yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
That was a great recreation of Revenge of the Sith.
He killed so many young legs.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, so I was thinking about it, like, what are
some of the toys that you're nostalgic about that you
remember when from when you were younger that you remember
playing with vividly, And what are some of the weird
toys that you're like, I was.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Fucking playing with that when I was younger. What's what?
What toys were you thinking about?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Toys I grew up in a poor family, like a
cardboard box or something like that, or yeah, I don't
think that's weird.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I used to Yeah, I used to go. I used
to go down the river.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Dad used to take me and my brother down the
river and I used to just pick up stick and
have fun for like an hour.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, but that's that's a stick. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
is that weird? I don't think so. I think back
there hold on gun shape or sword shaped depended what
I was doing with it.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
I think mostly sword shaped because I used to hack
the funk out of trees, like my plants.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Because that's a very important thing. If you're saying you're
playing with sticks, we gonn't know. Are you d daying
or are you Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Lord of the rings ing most likely, Yeah, I was.
I was a D Day sort of kid.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
In D Day, I was like, damn, I need to
find a Tommy gun and shoot.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
So many fucking binary trees.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Or Nazis or Nazis which happened to be my sister
all the time. That was like, so, have you got
an actual toy in mind? Are you talking about things
you made fun with? No, things you made fun with?
Like you're talking about actual toys, Like you can have
actual toys that were just like you think about it
(32:12):
and go, what the fuck was I doing back then?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Or like ways you use toys in weird ways. Get
your mind out of the gun now. I'm not talking
about how you use them now.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
There's one toy I remember. I can't remember what they
were called, but Ryan might remember it as well. There
was a fucking robot that you'd get, yeah, hands and
ship and like it was a dinosaur as well.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
They had the.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Dinosaur the first one where it's had like the like
the the odst fucking head sort of thing and it
had a little sun visor.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah yeah, and like you had this remote it was.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Like as big as a fox hell remote and all
we could literally do is get it to walk at
about half a kilometer an hour.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, and then it'd stopped.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
You'd be able to get the hands move and it
it's like Interstin could pick things up. You'd have to
hand it to it, and it'd have to be of
size because I had three fucking prong fingers. And then
the one thing that everyone just did and for some
reason everyone's remote just went shoddy and it would go
off at three am in the morning. It would do
a dance.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
At three am in the morning. I'll just do the dance. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I remember be in at Dad's house and like I'd
be sleeping and just he just had it in the garage.
For some reason, he must have Jackson must have liked it,
but I've never seen him play with it. And it
would just do the fucking dance always as terrifying. Can
you mimic the dance? By the way, did always do
a yawn in a fart as well. Before I started
the dance, it did a yawn in a fart. And
(33:44):
then a dance would just be like it just move
its arm like that and they go, look, that's all
I would do. Like it literally would just showed how
far it can move a time. Ah, okay, do anything crazy.
There was no music behind it. This was two thousand
and three, Mitchell, that's fair, okay, but nah, but there's
one that I We spoke about this actually last night,
(34:04):
and I fully thought it was a fever geam dream
until Cameron.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Told me about it. Yeah, he said it. I don't know, you're.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Probably too young to know about this. Do you remember
the show Crash Gears? No, this is the full fever dream.
I remember him being massive for about four months at
school and they're never existing again. There was an anime
and so they had these little battle bot car things
(34:34):
with fucking swords on them, and I remember kids used
to have taken the school and it got to the
point where like they got band pretty quick, like every
single anime toy because kids would like they try to
throw them into each other, like roll them, get to
the point where they're just fucking pegging him and he
isn't those ones that popped open now now back of god, No, no,
not man, but this is like the probably the first
(34:55):
initial thoughts. So they did say it would like have
a sword sticking out of them a little car and
then the fucking wheels had knee cappers on them.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Oh no, yeah, that sounds painful. Yeah, and that's kids
will bring them school. I didn't get to bring them.
You would take them off, would it? Had never brought
my best toy to school. It's not the top five.
When you know you're rich when you can bring your
(35:27):
toys to school other than a footy I got a
tennis ball, bro I got one foot in the last
eight year. I was like, you know, when you're lucky
at the end of a footy game and there was
a ball still sitting on the field, you realize it
was Collins an under eight and you're like three hours ago. Yes,
(35:47):
I think I had like almost one ball from every
leave a fucking ball and he's laying all the top.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, so you would always grab the ball.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, I mean a footing was always a big thing
for me. That's the toy I remember. Any weird toys,
the ones that always put me off for like baby burns.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Baby, Yeah, but you didn't like you're throwing yourself under
the bus. My sister would have them and they scare
the funk out of me. Is that like the kids? Than? No,
it's like a proper baby, that's vomits.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
And oh okay, I remember that they pissed and that
scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, and just like how.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Much my sister was attached, I don't get it as well,
like my toys they say that the same price, like
hot wheels look like they've got so much more effort
in them. And baby bournes look like they're from a sweatshop.
And sister would carry that fucking thing around everywhere.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
To be fair, they're both from the sweatshop.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
It's just one yeah, but yeah, now they just get
the fuck out of me, especially when it was at
night and in the moon, come in the window at
the right angle and hit their fucking eyeball and they're
glossy like they like lazy eye as well. Yeah, their
eyelids worked and ship, oh that was fucking terrifying.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Isn't that what they give kids now in like childcare
class to deal with for a week or.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So, we went to an all boys school, bro, That
is fair, you did too. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I don't think we're all uneducated on that one dude,
But one one fun thing talking about being having poor
fun right where you can make funn out of natural things.
I remember once. The best way I can describe it
is in year I think it was in year two.
I sort of made this like club at school. So
(37:39):
one day I can't remember what did you make a gang?
It almost was like a gang because I could pick
who did this with me. If I told them no,
everyone fucking like got rid of them.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh okay, I don't know how. It just started. One
day I.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Think I wanted to play soccer was on kids and
they told me no, and I was like, fuck this,
fucky guys. So I went over to the fence where
the play area was and a little hill, and it's
just like every time it rained, it got muddy and
then the mud would clump up. So I decided, I'm
going to throw this over the fence to the town houses.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
This went on for a week and a half to
the point where there are fourteen boys throwing mud over fence,
recess and lunch, to the point where the people were
throwing it on come to the school and complaint. Yeah,
they're like, there is so much mud all over our
(38:34):
house and our grass.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
They're like, my kid can't use the treepoline. It's full
of dirt. So I remember, and I remember like we
heard them.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
They yelled at us once, and I like, I put
a little meeting in, guys, Look, we have to stick together.
None of us were here. Oh, I'm like, none of
us were here because I've gone straight away. I'm like,
none of them because I'm instantly thinking I'm the ring leader,
so I'm not. I'm like, I'm going to make sure
(39:07):
my fucking my little goonies got their eggs in the
bro So I'm like, that's it. No one talks. I said,
I won't w as, you won't dub me walking into class, Mitchell,
let me get to my story.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I remember walking into the class and teacher goes, Jeremy
can have a chat, and I went, yeah, to go, look,
there's a few kids in our grade and especially our class,
that have been throwing dirt over a poor lady's house
and she's just not happy with you or anything. I went,
I just play football. I just played football. And she goes, okay, okay,
we're just going to ask everyone.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
This one kid that I never got along with, but
I thought i'd let him in on the last day.
On the last day, I led him his name was
Lachlan It and I found out apparently because I left
his school. I found apparently he's a piece of fucking
ship anyway, So my judgment of character was great except
for that one day, because all these men are like, no,
let him, Jody will be fun gets up to him
(40:03):
and so that she's having the conversations outside about who's
doing what, and the I just get, excuse me, Jeremy,
can you meet me outside please? And I'm like walked out.
Seems like you were telling some FIBs before Jeremy and
I went with what goes? Lachlan here has just said
that you you started the throwing. I said, that's bullshit.
(40:26):
She goes, what because Lachlan didn't join the fucking group
till a day ago, so you don't have yourself. I
was just like, I'm already caught. Like, she goes, what
do you mean? I go, well, he's a fucking knark.
And I didn't want him to join anyway without the
swearing because I was fucking eight. You didn't know what
those were. I'm like, because he would have dobbed me
in any way. And I said, look what happened, and
(40:49):
he looked at me. I gave her the most sour look,
and he avoided me for the rest of that year.
He would have thought you were going to beat him up.
I thought I was going to beat him up. He
must have Oh yeah, definitely, because I was just like,
you fucking wrong. You like he would just like tell
everyone to not let me play footy anymore, and they're like,
are you sure you want to tell him not?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
He ran the mud game. He's the one that I
was like, damn, that was my thing.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
A week and a half of being the coolest kid
in the grade because everyone has joined my gang of
throwing mud at a town.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
That's such an easy like that is such an easy
like like you get caught, so easy to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You just check your hands. We would have been absolutely
from kids that would wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
But he won you too. So yes, there's no thought
of like, oh, they're going to find evidence. We're like,
this is a fun this is an easy crime. How
they're ever going to find me? How awesome was the feeling.
The feeling had been like back then and just picking up,
chucking it over it there going no one's going to
find out about this. I could actually vividly remember the
(42:02):
first one. So it's one of those townhouses that like
they're all joined together, and then the next it's going
to lower roof at the back.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And I know I hit that because
I'm piss of them. Strive the fucking big on punk
and I've gone I'm going to do that again.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Do you know what the worst fun is, there's gonna
be a there would have been a divot in the
ground with you through so much. Oh yeah, yeah, we
made this so this hill was already steep, and they
did a week and a half, it turned into like
a trench. The worst thing, it's a funny thing, is
this is a knock on the teachers.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
None of them.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
There would have been teachers supervising every single lunch and recess.
None of them thought, hey, that's it. That's fourteen year
one year twoe boys hanging out there down a hill
that they shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
That can't be doing anything bad. No, and the hills
getting steak can't be doing anything bad. Surely not.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Maybe if I watched them for twenty seconds, i'd see
that much mud being hurled over it.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah yeah, oh, one one person pick up some mud
and it's like you.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So you're the ringleader. So yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I was the infamous leader of the mud gang mn
in Saint Joseph's of twenty twenty five, two thousand and five. Sorry,
did you get some detention for that? I think I
had to write a letter saying sorry and give it
to the fucking neighbor.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, it would have been that. Do you reckon? It
was on the fridge?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
I reckon? Look see, it would have been funny. It
would have been funny after all that time.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
That is such a good like, that's such a good
lawyer that you had. You got away with like fucking murder,
like you should have been like afternoon.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I've never even realized how fucking how cool that made
me for that year.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
You should have been.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I should know that should have been the fucking person
living there comes in.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
You've faced face, apologized to him. You got away with
writing a letter.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Ye I covered the yard in dirt.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
This is a king This is a Kingswood public school.
Private school. What's private?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
It's not really, it's like a public school you pay for,
but it's it's there's a good chance there's asbestos in
that dirt.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I just sprinkled that out with asbestos. Yeah, your breadro
breathing that she did.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Look, Mitchell has got a few things to hit over,
but first we have a speak Piet Mitchell.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Hey guys, it's Jazz just editing the pod right now.
And we have seem to misplace this audio recording of
Mitchell's sister Kayla. But the main point is is she
called him miggle. That's the whole context you need for
the next part.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Cheers, Have we just exposed something. What does she called? Yes, yes,
she does miggles? Surely such that is such a younger brother.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That is a younger brother. I can give you the explanation,
but that maybe for another day.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
How long is it? It's about five seconds? No, give
it to us.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Sister wasn't able to say Mitchell when she was younger.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
She's older than you either, Yep. I think that also
exposes my sister a bit. She wasn't able to say Mitchell,
so she used to call me miggle.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
And it's just stuck from there like I never could
because I'm eighteen months.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
What's a gap between you and you? See? Months?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
So yeah, I look, I can't tease Kayla because I
used to do the same thing. But also, I'm a
spastic and you're a teacher, so you have no excuses.
When jess was born, I couldn't say Jessica called a kaka.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
My younger times, i'd called my sister pooh.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
You still call that to this day.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Did you call Matt, Well, Matt's fine, like Matt, there's
not really much you can Did you call it Matt? No,
I always call him Matthew or Matt. I never called
him Maddie probably until like we got into adults. Then
it's like Maddie because it's easier.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I probably bullied the fuck out of Jade, but I
don't remember anything. Yeah, like Jade, I proper Like I
think I've told the story of me and my brother
fucking giving her a potion of like whatever it was
out the backyard.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
One what's no one more? One more thing? Many? We
got time?
Speaker 2 (46:30):
What's the new running joke with your sister and what
her friends are getting her to do?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Now? Oh my, let's hear it right?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
So, so, uh it goes back to uh, I think
my birthday this year where I asked her if she
wanted to come out and she was like no, you're
going to make me say the N word in front
of your friends? Is this is quite politically correct, so
very very PC, very very well funny.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It's funny to annoy her, Like I didn't even think
of that, like I was just being kind.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
She thought of it for you, She thought of.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Every time that any of us see Jade. It's like
on site, okay, and word on site.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
But she told me the other day that her friends,
one of her friends is getting married and at her wedding,
she's got to sing the new Kanye.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Song he's going to drop. He's got to drop the
end bog. He's a friend on board with this.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah, the friends want her to do it, they asked her.
So that's why it's like such a small world where
it's like I've want my sister to say the word,
and now her friends like I've never met her friends
and want to I want for her. That means she
has told her friends that why she's not going to ride.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, that's that's like definitely are gone.
That's funny as well, Like we've like like the fact.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
That she's just thought that Ryan's just going to make
her be a bigger So now her friend's like, you
know what, We're going to make you be a biggot,
Like you're not getting out of this. Yeah, jadis just
getting call it caught, just getting caught lacking.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Alright, anyway, let's finish this off for this afternoon. Thank
you guys for watching the afternoon detention. I've been Maddy,
that's Jazza, that's Ryan. Thank you for what joining us here.
Reminder five stars on Spotify, Like and subscribe on YouTube,
leave a comment. TikTok is at Safe Boys Production. Instagram
(48:25):
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There's a link treein our buyer that shows everything in
the in the link tree.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Guys, as you can see, we do listen to all
speak pipes to come through, so feel free to leave
a speak pipe. Join Kayla's sister Kayler, and my cousin
Cruz into leaving an absolute just hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That might be the thing we might have to get
Jade to speedwork. So it is anonymous, like we're just like, oh,
who might that?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Who was that? Why do they look like Ryan with
long hair? Actually? I think my sister's got shorter? Was
that Ryan Stoke? What's Ryan's brother doing, is it?
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Jake, Well, make sure you stay inside.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
If you're American and an immigrant and calling all mud people,
let's throw them ten asces.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
You're proud of this podcast, oh,
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!