NRL Gets Triggered: The Jean-Claude Bitar Files

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the Afternoon Detention.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the Afternoon Attention.
Brand new set, which we'll talk about later. We got
my boy Ryan over here. Now look we're going to
go right into this mate Rugby league. It's got a
fugitive right now, do you reckon he's anything to be
number One's going to be number one?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes? What was his name? Same planning, big stop, John Clad,
John Claude Bitter.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Right now, look, we all we all don't see color,
but he's It makes the whole point that he's Lebanie.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I just thought you were going to say because he's
a dragons fan.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well yeah, look that's the whole thing, is a dragons fan, right.
But so he's a Lebanese guy, and we all know
they have a lot of passion. Yeah, like how they talk,
which is great, and like this guy, he's dead set,
full on dragons fan. Like you look at his shed,
it's like that autistic collection thing. He's got every single
flag ever made across the raft.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't think I've ever seen him without a dragons
jumper on.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
He's wearing a different dragons every single time. And all
he does is come on and she's basically basically like
lightly threatened Shane Flanagan for picking his.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, No, he's not threatening him. That's not taking lightly threatened.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's not lightly slightly threatened of like I'm going to
move clubs if you keep picking your son. I'm going
to move clubs.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Now. I'm going to stop buying Dragons merch pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So look, this is great news though, because it just
proves that Sherely actually doesn't have freedom of speech because
Dragons have officially lodged a complaint and an investigation into him,
which is a resulted in his instagram actually being taken down.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Doesn't have an Instagram anymore. Very sad, pretty nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It makes you feel like, so the only way you
can critique a player is either being a bold fuckhead
from Queensland named Gordon Tallis or you have to be
the best player to ever.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
But you can't say anything bad. You can't even say
someone played bad. Now you just say, oh, well, you
can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
This wraps back to two weeks ago when Billy Slaterer
got called a grub by Aaron Woods.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
In the six weeks of the.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Year that we're allowed legally allowed, I've checked the Constitution.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's there, Yeah, legally allowed to absolutely hate. We might
have to edit that in.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I will, I'll fucking I've got scoo. I'll see him
down at Redfern Oval. Bro, I loved Lathrel mythel. That
was a terrible fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Did you say it's albow Oh No, you'd much suck.
I'm sorry, alboh. I'm your biggest supporter. I feel terrible.
But yeah, So, like this goes back to when Billy Slater.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Gets called a grub and then you shouldn't call people
rub they might kill themselves. And it's like, if you're
killing yourself off a grub, bro, It's like, like, I
totally get if he goes you're a grubby player, you
should fucking kill yourself as well. That's bad. But to
go you're a grub and he goes, you don't know
what people are going through. It's like, Bro, you were

(03:17):
one of the best players in the game. You're also
the coach of the Queensland Marons and you can't handle
being called a grub.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Actually you're a fucking grub.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, there's no player that's had three rules made in
the game because he's a grub. Do you ever think
that you'd have to make the rule that you can't
stop a tackle leading with your knees?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, maybe you just no one ever thought about doing that.
If you ever think that that had to be a rule.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
An innovators just Annova. He's innovational in grub luck technologies.
But anyway, so look when we go back to it
now we're talking about Joan John Claude, Right, so all
he's ever said is come out and he said to
change flunn again. You're fucking this team by selecting your
son every week when you've got a player like Lachland
Nearly Is bro this Queensland, I mean this Dragon's New South.

(04:06):
I was cup side and nine on the trit nine
on the trot and fucking Lachlan nearly.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Is is fucking nowhere to be seen, but he still
picks me. Yeah, So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And now they're coming out and trying to shut him down.
What's your What do you think is going to happen
from this? Your reckons?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I think it's well, hopefully it's as bad as it's
going to get, right, you hope, So like I hope
that I the NRL kind of do backflip on this
decision for him because I think it's it's good for
it's good for the for the game. Like they have
like fan like fan channels like that. It's like, look
at the prem prem in like the last five years
have had like fan channels. Look how much it's grown
in the sport. It's gonna well, it brings like it's

(04:51):
like this year is like the first year that I've
noticed fan channels come out for the league. And it's like,
look at so much better.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Who would you say the biggest fan channel is at
the moment, Hectic Fred and he's one of the best
people to watch. Yeah, then you got like Flaxy, who's
the here of this guy who's served the ap.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Blopuck cabin one.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Doesn't work there anymore guys down where we're not dogsing,
But like you know, you've got all these different creators
and it creates more conversation between online and we're going
to shut him down for being critical. Now here's the
funny thing that I saw a clip literally just started
of Andrew John's come out and said like, look, that's

(05:29):
a footy player. You know that you shouldn't be bothered
by He's like and He obviously hasn't looked in but
he has said that this guy, he must be a
fifty year old virgin at home that's ever played football.
And John Claude's like, bra, have you looked at the videos?
Like he goes, if I'm fifty five, you're fucking seventy six.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Guys, yeah, you're talking about it.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
But yeah, nah, it's kind of it's a little bit terrifying,
right because it's like we do make rugby league conversation sometimes.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well that just yeah, means like we can never like
anyone can never pose something like just not like critiquing
something like you should be allowed to critique.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, it's like we shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
You shouldn't then go on and be like, oh, support
like supporting your team in a way like if you
can't take the negative criticism, you can't take the positive critics.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's like it's like ask, right, Like I've been pretty
vocal this year. He's cleaned up his back and like
kill me. Both big Panthers fans and I critique Isaac
Tager a lot. So I thought that he can't defend
and he doesn't pass. Imagine Panther is coming out and
having to go at us about that, but that as
a as a fan, we have the right to fucking say, yeah, bro,

(06:40):
if you're getting paid three hundred thousand dollars to do
what you love week in week out and you're doing
shit at it, why can't a fan tell you, mate,
do fucking better, or we'll get someone better.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It just doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
But this is the thing as well, like Panthers would
never do that to us because we don't fucking suck
at all. Right now, the Dragons have sucked Major Giant
Rugby League balls for the last ten years and all
they have been is in and out problems NonStop.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
So like no wonder they're going, oh, all these words
are fucking hurting me. Words are hurting me. They can't
fucking win a game.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, if they're not winning, it's like they've got to
come up with something. They've got to give them something,
a reason. Yeah, there's gonna be a reason why they're.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Not winnings, the same as the Tigers. Tigers get the
shits as soon as something takes or it just looks
bad from the outside all the time because they fucking suck,
Like you look from the outside to Penrith and you're like,
the way they conduct ourselves across all things. You're like, oh,
Melbourne's the best example for twenty years, been on top.

(07:47):
Have you ever looked at Melbourn gone all there's problems
at the club?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Never, never, But you know there's problems with the Dragons
because the fucking twenty three year old Lebanese man that's
really like effactuated with the club and wants it to
do well has said his opinion. Yeah, and it's it's
fucking panic stations. Yeah, it's fucking panic stations. They've gone
they can't even handle it themselves. They've gone to the
NRL to go.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
You need a tank down his account. He's hurting me.
He's hurt my feeling. He's making me cry.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
The worst thing is he comes out and says in
the videos he goes when we signed Shane Flanagan, I
was his biggest supporter.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I thought this was yeah. Even when he brought his
son in, he was like, I trust.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Him, Yeah, I trust him where he's going. And now
he's coming out and saying you need to understand that
you can't be picking your son over the team. And
that's that's literally the only critique he has. Yeah, it's
not anything else to do with the team.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, literally, that's the only critique I've literally seen in
his video. It's just stop picking your son. It's stop picking.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's like even I was even thinking about it the
other day. You look at like sun like father son
combinations in football, I think it has only ever worked once.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Worked.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I can think of two times it's worked twice. Yeah,
complete pendriff bias. It's Martin Lang and John Lang in
three yeah, and Cleary and Ivory. Yeah, like Billy Walters
and Kevin Walters. That was a bit like you pick.
I think you could have picked a way better hooker
than Billy Walton. Yeah, but you know, you think of
it like you look back at three and Martin Lang

(09:24):
very like origin, fucking like normal name. He was in
it for like five six years. And you look at Cleary,
it just happens he's one of the best players ever.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah. It's like, if you're gonna have a father's hungomination,
you're just going to make sure you is the best.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Unless it's like crazy, unless both like father sign of
the Crazy Duo, it never works out.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It always worked out like the wrong way exactly, Like
that's why you'd probably never see Madid John's getting.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Involved when Cooper was playing. Cooper's not the best player
to touch a game. Yeah, and it's only ever going
to turn it out bad if Maddie jumped in and
got to pick and his son.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, it's just gonna bad.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Light shamee who actually has a great rap sheet underneath.
And now it just looks bad that the club is
coming in and talking for doing all this shit and like, oh,
it's not good.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It would make a lot more sense to change.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
For it's a bunch of fans online bullying. It's just
not it's not is it.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
It's not pretty.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's just like you're a business and you're worried about
what a hardcore fan is saying.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's not like Hallow Sports.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Coming out and shitting on them, like not someone that
has massive, massive grip on the game. But that's what
I mean as well, Like we're talking about fan created
content like Dan and Kemp. If danon Kent said it,
he would have been taken it. It's an opinion. Yeah,
but because this guy only has twenty thousand.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Because he's doing he's doing vlogs and that's how he's
getting his shit out. It's it's looked like it. Yeah,
it's all about that perspective. It's like he's not in
a studio doing shit.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
He's a twenty thousand content persons and follows on TikTok
and he's not media trained, so that makes his opinion bad.
It makes it bad, which is like, yeah, it makes it.
He just doesn't make any sense that that's like, let's
police this guy. But then you can get Guru come

(11:16):
out each week. And I'm not saying that Guru can't critique.
I think it's great that they everyone can critique, but
Guru can't say what he wants about a player, or
fucking Tom and Eddie can't say what they want about players,
Like but this kid, I can't say it. Yeah, just
because he speaks with such a passionate Yeah. And when
she finishes with every single one, I just want dragons to.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Do yeah, because he's a fucking yeah, he's a lifelong dragon.
Support the poor guy. Poor guy has just like been
stitched up, as I said, like the fucking birth. It
sucks for so long. It's like, okay, now they suck
for so long. Poor bloke's fucking tired of it. He
just wants us to win, and he's got an idea

(11:58):
on how you just do it.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
And what if we got him off the internet? Ah well, look.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Could be worse. He could be a PARA supporter. Yeah,
it could be.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Could be Now, look from the safe boys here, John
claud I'm going to say I stick behind you and
talk with the team.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
We do mate. Freedom of speech on the internet's great.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
We hope this turns out well and the NRL just
tells dragons suck at the fuck up. All right, guys,
Look we all do completely mundane things in life.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Look, I've lined up a bit of questions my new job.
I've got a lot of down time, so I've got
a lot of thinking about shit.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I just want to find out.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
We've also got Midi, so this new set tell I
wasn't done talking.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Thank you new set.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
As you can tell, Middi's not on the camera anymore
because we've completely changed it. I'm on the window here,
Clee Brian, the desk is there, Middy's behind it now. Look,
don't earn money off this so we can't buy a
new camera every week.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
We do have a new camera on this one. That's
why jazz looks so good or bad.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
If you want to be without we can't just go
drop two new cameras, so once we get another one,
that's just that's just logistics right now. Look, now, we
all do these mondane tasks. I think that we all do,
but I've heard some really fucking weird ways about doing them.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
The thing that makes it weird is because we obviously
don't do it that way, so hearing someone doing it
that way is fucked up. Now, I mean, Trum want
you to answer these questions as well.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I will answer them.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Obviously, you don't go too deep because like you're not
on the camera, but yeah, that's fine, all right. So
the first one I want to ask you up is
when you're done in the shower, how do.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You dry yourself with a towel? But what do you
just go straight to out head? Yeah, straight tail, head
to toe, Mitchell, you.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Go wipe yourself off the water while you're in the
shower to dry yourself a little bit, then get out
of the shower.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
You don't get out of the shower.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
This is what I'm just what I want to get
out because I found out that my housemate does it too.
Mitchell switchs the water off himself before putting the towel
on himself.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, you sort of wipe himself to get the water off.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Do you not have like a mad or something? You do,
but you don't want a bath mat at home? You don't?
You have a shower once a day, right, yes?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
So why do you not just get your towe wet
and let it dry over twenty four hours?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I get a new towel every time a shower.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
What what? No, you're not telling me straight up. That's bullshit.
That's actually bullshit. No, straight you can't be real no.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Answer this probably because I know towels do you own?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
First of all, that's nice at home too with my mum.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I think I own like five towers in this house
between two people. But second of all, Mitchell, please tell
me that you wash all these towers?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh my god, every and your mum washes them for you.
Oh that's crazy. You're a psycho. See this is exactly
what I was thinking when people have told me these things.
I don't think. I think.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I think I go, I go a week and then
I'll watch my towels. And yeah, that's about the kitchen stuff.
I watched like the te Tails and all that. Yeah,
I thought that's normal.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
What you do. You're on the psycho shit, dude, If.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I had that in my household, my mum would fucking
flip her ship if I got the new tail everything, Yeah,
a single day, she would flip her ship.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah you think this. Everything gets fucking washed and basically
folded and put back. How are you fucking pay for
the washing powder?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
So now the next one I want to ask, So,
let's say, usually the only place you really see this
is pubs are at footy games. You stand on the
grate or do you piss on it?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
You go to we Uneral it's got the little great.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Day Yeah yeah, yeah, So I used to not stand
on it, but now I do.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I stand on it, depending on how If I'm really drunk,
I definitely stand on it. At the pop actually, at
the paper, stand on it. Footy games always piss.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
All over it. It's like a footy games. I just
automatically think it depends on the pressure on the fucking
what on your pressure?

Speaker 6 (16:04):
You're telling me that you just know that this Penn
but he's got veins, but he's just got a fucking Maneskin.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
I'm gonna put you on this Daniel right now, because
he has a story.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
For it, and guys, Daniel Saider Oki, okay, I I
actually have a crazy story about that exactly, so you guys, okay,
stand on the grate, don't stand the great. I saw
a kid when I was about ten or eleven at
a Rabbitos football game at ends and stadium taking a
ship in the fucking grate.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
He was taking a straight he It was like a
friend of a family, right, and we were both on
to talk together because like, oh two kids going alone, right,
But then this kid low kids like, oh you going
first and man, and you know there's like some people
around him. He just pulls his pants and put you down,
everything out and just squats and ships in the grate.
And I felt pressured to do the same. I didn't
do it, but I felt pressured to so that that

(17:03):
I don't know if that's going to be as well.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just wanted why I'm not. I'm not too discuss it.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I just want to point out there was one detail
he said that he's very on brand for shiitting.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
He's a rabbit Oz game. We're not doing too good.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's all we have think are doing all right, but
you just got you know, whenever you're at whenever you're
at a certain c Bett train station and there's a
count missing his tooth and yelling always rabbit as merch
on him, unless you're at paramotter station, you run into
that one cheek from that video.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Pre car time. Yes.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
So for me, well, I'm in a footy stadiums. I
don't really care how the piss comes out or what pressure.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Just yeah, you're just in there to get it done.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Bro. I'm like, I'm like, I don't want to miss
the game, so I don't see it on the great
because I'm like it's probably gonna and that everyone else
has the same idea as me.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't. I'm not going to stand on piers. Oh
you don't.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
At a footy game, I don't dat.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
But at the pubs, I like the party. I think
the pub's worst.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
The party has that and that's where I do. But
that's because I don't want to piss over the four
because I love the pub. Like you're trying to keep
the pot, do it if I do my parts? Like
you know you got told if you put that bottle
of coke in the in the recycling.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
You're doing your part.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Really, it's not going to fucking matter that one. King,
it's not going to matter. You're doing your part. Next one,
I've got better.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Fuck did that go? Holy shit? Did I just lose
it all? All right?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Sorry guys, lost the notes there, but it's back now. Look,
this one's actually probably The two next ones are a
little bit gross, and then the last two are actually
like more personal questions. So the next one is when
you know, how you get to a point where you're
drinking heats. You and meat both know this. Well, you're
drinking heats and you need a vomit. Do you go

(19:01):
in there and sit there and like think about it
and stand over the toilet or do you just finger
your throat? No?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I don't finger my throat.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I go to the point I get to the point
where I am going to vomit and it's easy to
like open up, you.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Just hold it out.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Yeah it al, I haven't been to that point really pussy,
So that's fine.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I'll take that pussy stuff. Just what about you?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, definitely, it's definitely like for me, it's definitely I
go to that like I'm there. You like you've definitely
seen me before. They're at a point I'm very quiet.
All I'm thinking about is I need to go to
the bathroom, and I wait. I'll wait, probably wait fifteen
minutes and go.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's gone like that.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I don't even say anything. I just fucking sprint to
the toilet. You do the Irish goodbye and end up
in the toilet? Yeah, yeah, and I just my head's
over with five seconds. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Don't call it that again. I go not called an
Irish goodbye again, all right?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
No, no, no, no, no, we're changing it. I hate that
he's not Harold Holting. He didn't leave, he just ended
up in the duney disappeared. I think I've lost you.
But anyway, don't that's our thing here. We don't say
that Irish goodbye.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I've heard it too much on American college movies and
that makes it the G word.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right, So yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Just sometimes sometimes I'm like, depends on what I'm doing.
If I'm like really excited to get back in, like say,
like we've got a hectic game of beer pong going
banging fingers down the throat. But if it's like I've
got nothing to do. I can sit there and focus
on it the next one. So I'm pretty bad at
this myself. Diabolical farts. You own up to them, but

(20:49):
do you blame them off?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Now?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I try to blame them off. I don't like fun
in public though, So girl, all right, Mitchell, you're a
bigger blow.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, that's one I actually wanted to see what you
do started on set once.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, you've seen it.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'll own it, you know, like the whole idea if
it makes a noise, it doesn't stink, right, So the
ones that are that make it don't make a noise
and they come out and you're like, holy shit, I
might be patient zero for the new Zombie up break.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'll still own it. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I do own mind because, as I've said to Ryan,
some people go, oh that stinks, and I'm like, yeple
was me.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I'd tell you they'd probably be laughing. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I think my own parts are some of the funniest
things I've ever ever smelt, seen or heard.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I think that bring a.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Comedian to me smelt scene or heard bring a comedian
to me where you think that I'll I think that
they'll be funny out their my own farts, I don't reckon.
I now work at this place that I work at
now there's elevators there. I constantly try to fart when
I leave, so you leave the smell in the elevator.

(21:59):
W a bunch of office workers to be able to,
you know, because we had to suffer on site through
the ship ship truck coming at lunch and you had
to deal with the fact that it's stunk like shit
when you're eating the singer box. So they can get
a little bit of that of just a little bit
of my stinky buttole yeah, or you're fighting for the TV,
I am. I'm doing my bit, doing your bit for
the blue collars, all right? The next one, next one, second,

(22:22):
last one?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Uh, what's a weird food or drink happy you have? Now?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm just going to say mine to preface mine first,
Like this could be like a like something that you
snack on that's unconventional, or like something that you do
that people question. All to mine is the obsessive amounts
of salt. That's yeah, I don't think that may be
a problem, Jazz. What the excessive amount of salt you eat?

(22:47):
It's a problem.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It possibly could be.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm going to take your opinion and I'm going to
tell you to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Have you ever had like a I don't know what,
is it cholesterol checked or something?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Who?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Who was I talking with? I was talking with someone
the other day and he wishes.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
One is all he's friends at fucking that's super and
over Yeah, I mean he was saying that he us
obsessive amounts of salt. And we worked it out. Both
Our mother's cooking was ship growing up. Yeah, but like
fucking terrible. My mom's cooking terrible. But I've never had
that salt Habit must be that bad. No, it's genuinely

(23:29):
like does your mum use too much salt?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
No? No, she doesn't use any salt at all. Is
it that bad? Like, is your mom's all overcooked? Like
mom would force herself to overcook everything. Did she season
her stuff?

Speaker 6 (23:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
My mom?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Right, this is how much she doesn't like garlic. We
were torture as kids, like I'm thinking of going to
docs that we'd go to the Palm and she'd order
us herb bread, not garlic bread. Oh, she was so
disgusted by the smell of garlic. That we'd get her bread. Wow, yeah,
I love you, Mom. Can I come over as some

(24:03):
carrot sausages later?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Please?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Can put a possessive amount of butter into my mashed
potato so it actually tastes. Look, I think mom does
a lot of great cook but it's like it needs.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Fucking flavors of salt. It's just the best thing that
ever existed. Have you tried msg? I thought you were
about to say cocaine.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well that was the next question. Look, so what's your weird? Actually, Mitchell,
you probably will be a.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bit better with this, Mitchell, with that, I don't eat
what's what's? What's your even like to your what you're
really like?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You're a snacky thing that you do that you know
people are weird? Or like, what's something you put on
food that people will think of?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Have you ever had maple syrup on eggs?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
What the fuck that?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
That's It's one of the things that my girlfriend only
recently showed me.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
And I actually really like it. It's a weird. It's
a weird say it I can.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Actually it's like, so we're at a buffet breakfast. We'll
get into the stories later. But and she grabbed maple
syrup and she had pancakes and eggs right next to
it and just poured over both.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
And I'm like what.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
I'm like, no, i gotta try this because I'm one
of those things I will try anything once. Like I've
tried veggiemine golden syrup that is wonderful, by the way,
would recommend, but saw this and I'm like, gotta try it.
I'm like that actually works way better than you'd expect.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, I can see the texture, like, yeah, got.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
To find this now, Lily. You've made me realize you
know how that you know go jo? Yeah, put on
something fucked what did you put on? I've got to
find it, broh, come on, find it faster. Yeah, what's
keep talking? What's another?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Ryan?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Is there anything that you snack on? Because like, for
me one at the moment, and I've actually got.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
A like I mean people like I've had like friends
like pull me aside and be like I'm worried about
you not eating really.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah. We had Maddie, my mate.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Maddie full like just go He's like full, Like, dude,
like I need to like talk to you about like
you're not eating at lunch. I'm like dude, it's fine,
Like I eat as soon as I get home and
he's like, nah, but I'll never see you eat.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
And I'm like it's fine. He's like, no, but you're
getting skinny, like they'd stop.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So, you know how, like this is really funny me
and Chris pointed this out as well, you know how
you nap a lot, you reckon.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's got anything to the fact that that.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
He's not really said that. He's literally Matt said that
last times. Like me, He's like, I never feel tired
because I eat constantly.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, that's like, I probably don't feel tired as much
as you do because I eat like my weird backing
habit at the moment it changes, and a lot of
it's cheese at the.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Moment I have. It's really fucked. I want to see
your reaction with this, Daniel.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Right, I have one as well, and it's also about you,
Like I love halloumi, I love Oh you're actually eating cheeses.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
He eats halloomi raw though, I think that's psycho stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
That's psycho, really psycho. You got a.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Grilla just fucking mayonnaise and eggs over there at the moment,
at the moment though.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
And eggs is kind of a normal dude, a normal
male sy I was.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Trying to look up because Cojo puts mayonnaise on like
a vegetable or something like that.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I can't remember. I think it's like broccoli or cauliflower.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
Is should that's not like a like a hidden meaning
is sure it isn't like trying to be inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
The milkshake man's hitting meaning is putting mayonnaise on broccoli
on his cock.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
No, no, because he actually I don't know, man, Look
look there walking into it too deep.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Look, I'm just saying it sounds like it sounds like
it's it's hard in something he puts.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's mayonnaise. Maybe he just likes to he he just
loves mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Anyway, back to my little much at the es of
the week moment. It's palmes, dude, Yeah, but I bought
a block of it. Wait wait do you grate it?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
No? Wait, you're you're eating like the blog. Yes, Oh
my god, that's cheese up so hard. Bro mine's also cheese.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
He's up so hard parmesan cheese on like really yeah,
really just like that.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
A is a meal. Really, it's a sad meal. But
it's a meal. Yeah, have you ever had that? Like parmesan?
Like a ton of pasta?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Just passed myself. Yeah, that's how I was brought up. Yes,
my mom would go, oh, we've gotta go to we're
gonna go to two training sessions tonight and dancing. So
I don't have time to cook. I've boiled pasta whatever you.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Want on it in the day. Did they not have
jarsmato soup or something like that?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
But she would have to spend time over the fucking
stove cooking it that she didn't have.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It takes some time to cook pasta, bro, No it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
You turn it on and then your sodden that's fourteen there.
It's like once that boils, strain it and that's it. Yeah,
she would, she would set it up and fuck off.
Is that's how much time she had.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, I never put parmesan in the so I used
to put mozzarella. Yeah, mozzarella's to go to Yeah it's stringy.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I might think that's night.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
But what about like an excessive amount of Yeah, I'm
talking like I'm talking like a fucked Yeah, it's you
scoop it out, It's yeah, scoop it out and it's
stringing everywhere.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, like that that was like my life.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
How hard that is to clean? Of course, of course,
oh yeah, that's like he like boiling water and like
the Yeah, it's just terrible. Anyways, this way is so good.
Last one, last one. Now, this is something that I reckon.
Ryan's got plenty of. What's a habit that people do
that drive you insane?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Just to give you an idea of mine, my little
brother Jackson grinds the fuck out of his teeth, and
I have never wanted to fucking smash someone's face into
a desk so hard that it implants his nose into
the desk more than when he grinds his teeth.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
And the worst thing he goes, oh, do grind more teeth?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's like, yeah, because you've been doing it for twenty years,
you're fucking grink, do.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You hear it?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, he's still teething. His teeth are in line. He's teen,
you're in line from his fucking things. Because he grunts,
your teeth gets a little bit worse.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
When he drinks.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Maybe he's just a nervous wreck. No, he's just I
think I used I got in trouble because I used
to grub my teeth because I was running a job
and I was like always angry.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
That's like, it's like a six year old thing, bro,
Like six year olds grind their teeth.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Bro, that's just what happened, is the child thing to do.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
But he does it at twenty and he's doing it
for that long that he doesn't know he does it.
And it's like, bro, do you notice your teeth straight?
Your teeth not constantly hurt, like like you look at it,
like I've got at least two mil from my front.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Teeth to the teeth next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's just straight to like the teeth next to him.
He's just like five mil off the front of his teeth.
He's got braces too.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
He had braces too, so they got fixed up and
he restraightened them.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
All right, what's what's your habit? What's your habit?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Recently, it's the apologizing when people apologize for shit constantly,
METI is bad for it. Medi hasn't done it. Medi
hasn't done it to me in a while. I have
like at the moment my apprentice does it, and it
ships me up a wall, like I just I'm like
I tell him all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm like, dude, don't apologize, because.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
It's not like he's fucking up, like he's sucking up,
but like it's not inconvenient.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
It's like I don't care about it.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
It's like I'd rather you just go redo it or
like fix like that.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Then say oh I acknowledge that, Like oh yeah, no,
I'll do better. Yeah that's it.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
That works better half the time when you're like i'll
fix it.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, because I've got to constantly tell him like, dude,
don't apologize.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's like, especially like knowing the shit out of him
not sexist. But when a woman does it, like like
whenever I've had girlfriends that have done it, it's like
their way about it of just like I'm not going
to fix it. I'm just I just know I do
it wrong. It's like I don't want it's not the
apology that matters, it's the action after. Like it's you

(31:55):
can say sorry all you want, but if you're still
doing it, that's sorry meant nothing. And also if you're
saying it all the time, it means nothing. Not anyway, yeah,
because it just means you're not owning up to what
you're doing. Yeah, yeah, it's just fucking own what you're doing.
I'm okay with most I'm okay with a lot of
things that people do. Yeah, even if they don't say sorry,
yeah that's it MIDI, Yeah, what's your what's your pet?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Peeve?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I don't have any that I want to like bash
someone's head in for now. It doesn't have to be
that bad.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
But it just like I'm saying, like I hear him
grinding his teeth and it just like you know when
you're like it gets you hear something and it like
annoys you that much that it makes.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
You just angry. I do get that, but it doesn't
have to be that level.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
One that I really hate is say you've called me
and I've missed the call by like ten seconds. If
I go to call you back and you've thrown your
phone away, that infuriates me.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
That is honestly like like you get a call and
then they call you back and it's like they go, oh,
I missed the most of the call.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, literally it is. It's the call and run across
the state. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Literally just infuriates me because it's like I've called you
back not even a minute later.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's on the same minute. Yeah, just pick up your
bloody it's still in your hand. And he just paused
for a sirk. I'm just going to say to Daniel,
stick to singing music because that throw was fucking terrible. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That annoys you know how active I am on calling?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, Like I'll call people once and I'll wait for
them to call you back.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, and I'll always answer straight away. I'm usually pretty
good at answering. Sometimes I'll miss it, Like I literally
just have not been able to get to my phone
quick enough and I'm trying to answer and it doesn't answer.
So I literally call you back in the same minute
you've called me and you've just no showed no answer.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh bro, it's the worst. Yeah, worse, Daniel, do you
have on mate that you want to share?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
I feel like people pleasing it was like the worst
fucking one. I look, don't get me wrong, writing teeth terrible,
you know, saying sorry.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'm sure mitch' is sorry about that.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
But here's the thing, right, when people people please, that
is the absolute worst. Have you had like like a
hype man, like someone who's just always like that's such
a good idea?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Man, have you ever had that a personally? No, it sucks,
but I did see how that would be annoying.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Oh yeah, it's like you'll be like hanging around with
a guy that's just like, oh, this guy can't do
any wrong. Yeah, if you have a relationship problems, you're
fucked with that guy.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh dude, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
Shy text her yeah, broundred percent. It's the worst advice
you'll ever hear. And that's like my worst one's like
something about it. I feel like I could hit someone
for it. Oh yeah, that one's bad.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
This look. I could go through habits that annoy me.
That's one thing, like the grinding teeth.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
The people pleasing, Yeah, it went not people pleasing, they
glazing Like absolutely, yeah, there's people pleasing, and then there's
like like you said, like as you described, when someone
just glazes them on everything, like their ideas, Like, yes,
that's great, that's great. Hold on, let me tell you
what I actually I don't want to tell you my opinion.

(35:07):
Put your cock back into my mouth basically pretty much
pretty much pretty much. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, don't grind
your teeth.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I'll just.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
All right, guys, yew look, we're still sort of morning,
and we're also really really fucking confused. If you did
pay attention to last week's episode, me and Ryan pointed
out that once again, Mitchell died.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yea, you came back. I'm now generated voice. Yep, we
lost him again. I feel like I can hear him still.
Sometimes I really can hear him apologizing all the time. Yeah, sorry,
something like that.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I know.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Look, he died of a really rare form of foreskin cancer.
It's really it's really hard. Look, he died in a
place that he really loved. He went to the snow. Now, look,
let's just quickly, let's just quickly tune in right now, Ryan,
close your eyes. This channel Mitchell's spirit and it will
come down here and tell us about the snow trip.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
So we actually started off in camera and you're not
a yet. Mmmm s something spiritual? Mmmmm I feel him?
Can you feel him?

Speaker 6 (36:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Guess what, I guess you're not clairvoyant the spirit of
Mitchell tell us without being on the camera, how your
snow trip?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
It's just the AA generated voice. But no, you know,
I just did a rigual Sure, he's just as fucking
stupid is his real life.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
This must be the right. My god, he's back.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
All right.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
He tells your snow trip. But snow trip was actually
pretty good.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
We started off going to Canberra and we into the
War Memorial and Questicon as you do because they're just
big kids.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Did you fall down the slide? I did not?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, did you have to get a questicon because we
said on Daniel and Brodie's podcast that there's nothing fun
to do in camera? No, got a questicon.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
No. I don't give a fuck about politics. I just
want to go down the eight foot slide. Did you
go down the side? I did not. I just asked
if you didn't.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Even go to Questcon, then great, how are we going
to release this podcast now that you.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Us, we're going to review Questicon for us. Questercon's pretty
cool without a slide. No, it's not. That's like say,
do well seriously need one thing other than the slide?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Looking at the aquarium innute. That's like saying, man, I
love wet mold. I don't go on the slides. I
just go to the concession stands. I just love overcooked chips.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I can actually see you doing that jas as they
put extra salt on it.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
No, no, they don't. It cost money to put salt
on things. Brother, you don't know how capitalism works. That's
why we should all be socialists. I'm joking. I don't
know it's blue air yet. What's making friends got to
do with this? I don't have any friends and I
don't want to fix my diets, so I'm going to
stay fat. And also everyone's bullied me into having blue hair.

(38:23):
Now I believe socialism. Socialism's the real way. I'll see
you next time. It's super and nova.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
All right, Mitchell. So trip Bud ended up from Canbury.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
We went to Perisher as you do, stayed at Parisher,
but we actually were skiing at Smiggin's Hole, which is
a snowfield right next to Perisher. What the fuck did
you just call it Smiggin's Hole, Smigan's Hole? Yeah, we
really got to go back in time and one day.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Why the funck? We need some really fuck things in Australia.
Maybe smigin fill down a hole? Yeah, I just thought
of Smiging's. But of course you did you like buttholes?
Don't you jazz? Certain ones?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Certain one, of course, certain buttholes. There's some buttholes I
would like to see. No, I probably never will, so.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Carpenter clear, Yeah, yeah, your toe pointed at Daniel. That's
not hard.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I reckon Daniel Chomy's buttle pretty quickly, as long as
it's not monetized. He's all about monetization. He wouldn't get
it out on camera. He's worried about his sponsorship.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
What do you think that I would just show you that.
That's that's like such a private thing, mane. We're very
private friends. Also, this is the voice in the sky.
By the way, again, Hi you guys, it's Daniel. Daniel
also died. Yeah, I also died on the snow trip.
I was.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
I was following him and I did go down the
effoot slide. I just went down on my head, so
I he.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Look just while we're here and we're talking about dead Daniel.
All proceeds for his new album go to go to
Daniel's account. That's very great things for him, like come
back to life and make more music, right.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Jess.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
By the way, I did get the right next to
the slide. They've got the how fast you can throw
a ball?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I can't believe you went to the slide and you
didn't go.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
On it back issues. Man, they've actually got a sign
that says if you've got back issues, you're on the
latter slide. Did you go to the gynocologist while you're
on canber as well?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Seriously, man, that's a crazy east infection. This UTI is
pretty bad. You shouldn't go down the classic on slide.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, we're fanning you from.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
For your UTI to get worse. H No, I'm just
I was just reminding Jazz. I did get the top
score for the throwing, like how fast you can throw
a ball at Questercon, But.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
You didn't go down the slide.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I did not go down the slide. Yeah, yeah, just
knows how scary that arm is.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Oh yeah, but the slide is a lot more exhilarating
than watching you throw a ball.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
That is fair unless I'm throwing it at Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
No, what if you're falling down the slide and threw
the ball, can you just go back to the.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Slide maybe later I'll go with you guys. Thanks man
for reference.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Daniel Mitchell's got a very vicious arm on him.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
So in we used to play indoor cricket together and
like he'd be the keeper and I'd bowl at him.
So I'm like, a I'd probably be lucky to call
myself medium pace. I'm not a quick at all, but
like it's wing a little bit, so it was not bad,
so I'd bowl it. And because in indoor cricket it's
all about this making runs whenever you can, so Mitch
would see the better run from like just mishitting it

(42:06):
or something and just.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Peg it back.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
And it was at that quick that you just fucking
died out of the way because it would have left
a welt on you.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Wait, so you got a well where you beat like
the top score. Okay, so the top score of the day. Okay, okay,
Well that's that's not the slide.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I mean, yeah, it's a cool story, but it's not
the slide.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
But I did go skiing, and so you went skiing,
but you couldn't go down a slide.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Oh no, my bag problem to my foot's strapped into
some plywood. Okay, so let's skip the point that's going
to make us all depressed and go to the bit
that might make us happy.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
How was the snowfields? Bud snow fields were great. So
first day you got there and it was a little
bit not too much snow.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
It was enough that you could ski, But would it
be more.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Snow than the Penriff Panthers bathroom after a Saturday night
game or so?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
The first day, No, the second, third, and fourth day
there was enough snow that I couldn't step out the door.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
And not get it up.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
You know, it would be a good murder of transport
to get out of door with that much snow. Slide
a quest con slide would push you pretty far out
of the door.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Would take your places. I would have do it day
because you've got a back.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Sorry, Mitchell, drop the slide like you did when you
went there.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yeah, of course, So went skiing the first day, did
some lessons and at the end of the lesson we
ended up going onto the actual problem mountain.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah. Have you ever skied before water skiing? Have you
ever skied on snow? I grew up in Penrith, Mitchell,
I don't have the money to get divorced.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Just how poor my mum was that We used to
have pasta with cheese, and I don't think my mom
was like, damn, I'm so poor right now, but I'm
going to take the kids to perishure our closest I
ever got to snow as a kid was wet and
wild on the Gold Coast.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
That's about it, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
And the only reason I say that is because because
we didn't have a lot of money, we had to
go in like May. Yeah, that's fair all right. So
what's this explain to what we're about to see? Before
I ed this in.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I went to like the.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Went to ski on the first day and after the
like at the end of the lesson. It was basically
at the end of the lesson we were going to.
I was the last one in the lesson because it
was just me and my girlfriend and I've gone up
to the mountain with the instructor because I was starting
to learn. And this is the last bit of the lesson.

(44:56):
By the way, this video it explains itself that you
that is me, did you eat ship?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I did eat ship? How was you back after that? Actually?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
So you fell down a mountain, but you can't fall
down a slide? Yep, yeah, right, that's pretty funny, Mitch.
It's it's hilarious. It was it was the camera person
that was my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
She needs to go hang out with Daniel for a
little bit, so she knows a better position to place
the camera, because look, if I went to the Stonefields
with you, Mitchell, I would know that you were bound
to eat ship. Yeah, like like I'm tall enough and
i'd eat shit.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
You would eat a lot more ship than I would.
That's fair. Maybe thank god you didn't go down that slide.
Probably one bad incident enough, you reckon, Mitch.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
If you went down the quest Con side, you'd shoot
through the wall and up. That's not a fat joke either,
that's just that's just a big bloke joke.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Probably actually I reckon, You know how I reckon? You
could go down the side quicker than you could throw
a ball. We might have to test that jazz. We
doing a camera trip? Are we doing a camera trip?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
We're only going for four hours, the two hours of
the War Memorial and two hours turn the fuck around
and getting out.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'll give you the heads up.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
We're not going to the War Memorial until mid to
late twenty twenty six because that's when all the exhibits reopen.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh, they're doing it to it. Yeah, they're updating it
for World War Three.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
They're clearing they're clearing some plark spaces. You reckon after
World War three. They're going to have memorials full of
the drones they lost. It's going to be fucking VC's
handed out for guys that write code for drones. We're

(46:58):
back to war. What the fuck of course it is,
suck Mitchell. Hew, Look, we've got some speake pipes. Mitch,
how are we going to do this? Bud uh and
he played through the speaker. Speaker, is it one second?
Because these microphones are pretty good.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
We won't have to just let it play. It's coming
through the desktop.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Now, let's hear it, So we'll play mad Dog Kayla first,
which I'm guessing is my sister.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Hello, this is Kayla Migel or as you like call him,
middy sister, the one that is a tea sher and
mind you, I know my shit, Thank you very much.
I was three. Anyway, please ask Mitchell about his relationship
with our cactus.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Thank you, bo. What is cactus? Mitchell? My relationship with
the cactus.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
When I was in year twelve, I ended up burning
one while I was in my electrical class with a
blow torch, not anywhere I thought it was going to.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
You said twelve.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I was like, oh my god, you're old and you're
fucking around with cactuses.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I was like, oh my god, this this was going
to be like some four year old kid that has like,
this is my girlfriend. It's a cactus. And then he
said year twelve. I'm like, oh my god, this is
too well to be a girlfriend with a cactus.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Oh, so what you burnt the cactus?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I did burn the cactus or try to anyway, unbelievable.
So what like, what you plugged some cones into it?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
No, no, we had blow torches in the electrical room
because it was so white.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Why did you do it? First of all, I mean,
why did you kill your cactus? Is it your cactus
school's cactus?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Why did your school just have cactus? They had it
on the edge of the like fence. I don't know why.
Outside No, No, So where it was was so it
was like the backloading dock like area like with the
because it was a trade school at the time, it
had like all like full shop fit outs. And then

(49:10):
all of a sudden there was just this little weird
building out in the back dock where the carpentry boys
build a thing and the electrical guys went, yeah, we're
taking that so we can learn. So we're in the
back dock, and the teacher wandered off to do something.
Two and a half hours lady returns and in this
time some other blokes strapped some jip rock saws to conjute.

(49:33):
I've tried to burn a cactus something to it.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Sounds like you completedly you did. Have you ever tried
to burn a cactus? I'd assume it doesn't burn, that
it does not burn at all. Okay, I believe she
left another one. She did. Let's see the other one.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
This is Kayla again. Just Okayla watched the comments on YouTube.
I am a teacher, but mind you, I'm not an
English teacher. I teach wouldwork so like I do have
an excuse, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Peace out.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
You don't because you went to university, Okay, university would
be a timber teacher. My qualification goes as far as
me just being in a tape course.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
All right. I get put into a tape course with
a bunch of sixteen year olds.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I'm sixteen as well, and we're all just retards that
didn't deserve the bed school anymore, which you would know
because you teach a few of them. Right, You went
to university, though, it means that you have some cognitive skills.
I know how to make the best stand up right,
knows how to twist cables together.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yep, I know I'm not color blind. That's about it.
That's about it.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah, light gray goes to light gray, lightly lighter gray.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
By the way, we do have a third one here,
do we?

Speaker 7 (50:58):
Here you guys, It's me David, and I'm a big
fan of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Guys, hope you're doing well.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
I hope you're doing well. Ryan sexy Ryan, look at
him now?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Question I want to know?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Did Miny go on the flat at question one?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I love that Daniel is in the room with this.
I left the room just to ask the question. David.
That was not me, that's David. That's David. That's your cousin.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
Did you texting or someone that is not my cousin.
I have no idea who David guy is, but he
seems like a pretty cool guy. He wants to know
a question. I think we should answer the question. Then
let's jump into.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
What David sounds like a good guy.

Speaker 9 (51:42):
But his music sounds like ship on.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
The weekend of Piercing into the toilet when ship this
is a good song you made you bro, Wait on
what do you have this snapchat?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Please? Oh no, it's not going on the pod. I'm
not putting my do you want to know something funny?

Speaker 7 (52:14):
Because of the phone that you have, in the phone
that I have, I could see your fucking penis.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I also was extremely drunk, so it probably was supposed
to be in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
So I opened the snap in front of my family
and all.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
That speak is someone into a urinal and then talking
about my music.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I was like, oh ship.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
So I didn't save it because otherwise it would be
like I saved a picture of your genitalia.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
Mate, you're William Balls. William Balls. Yeh, sir Mitchell, did
you get the slide? Of course I did not.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Can he tell us to give us a full recount?
Because like, I mean, the ski trip sounds fine and
I'm glad you went. I'm really happy you went, But
the real problem he is you didn't go on the
only reason you got a camera there is one point?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah, what's the point of going to camera? Nothing really
going on on the questicon side? Yeah, So like what
was your thought behind it?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
There's gotta be more than back pain, because like I'm
also scared of falling.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
You know that, right, you know it doesn't hurt? Yeah,
I know, I'm scared of.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
More. Do you like falling over in that ski trip?
That probably hurt more than going down that slide?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You didn't actually hurt it all that? I reckon, I reckon.
I've it hurts more to breathe than it does on
the slide of question. Fair enough, Well we'll have to
go again. We're going to make sure you go.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Guys, thank you for watching the Afternoon Attention. I've been
meddy as you can see. Jazz and Ryan there. Check
us out on all of our socials, The Safe Boys Podcast, Instagram, TikTok.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
You have you got your little script up there? Manute,
I do not because you're saying it all wrong, am I?
Do you want to do it? Jazz? I'll do it
all right? All right, ladies and gentlemen, all right, this
is how you probably do it.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Thanks for watching or listening to the podcast again, you've
pointed out who we all are.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
If you're on the YouTube, please like and subscribe.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
It does a lot to us, really helps us push
forward and evolve. If you're on the Spotify, please leave
us five star reviews. Okay, I look the other day,
I think we're up to about twenty five and we're
at a rating of four point nine. And I know, Zach,
you're the one person that left us a one, right,

(54:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
You are all right. I'm all out to use that.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, So excuse Zach, I can't remember which one's which,
which one's the Safe Boy's Productions, and which one's Safe
Boy's Underscore production.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
You you you push me to be like this.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I believe it's the TikTok is Safe Boy's Productions without
without any spaces, and the Instagram is Safe Boys Underscore Productions.
You've got that little section there in the Instagram. In
the buyer there's a link tree. As you saw, we
listened through through. We listened through speak pipes and if
you wish to be heard, like our good friend David

(55:21):
and kayla Very, they're good friends of the pod, great
friends of the pod, please leave it and we'll listen
to it. You can find other things in there, like
collaborations we've made and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
You can check it out. There's plenty of shit there. Now.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Look, I think there's only one way that we should
own this pod. Mitchell Why the fuck didn't you go
down the slide?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
It quest to go. Thanks guys, you're proud of this podcast.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Oh, and

Speaker 1 (56:14):
As