July 16, 2025 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the Afternoon Detention.
Like always, I'm Jezza. This is Ryan Erwin. Ladies and gentlemen,
suspiciously not connected to the famous Erwin family, but hypothetically
for this episode. Are you related to the Ross Irwin?
Are you related to the Irwin family.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Just for this episode, just this episode? Yeah? I think so. Yeah.
So what do you think of your cousins, especially Robert cousins?
They're all right? Do you reckon? They're a right? Do
you reckon? They're good people? Yes, you say they're good people. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Now, look I've found some really damning evidence online that
not so much, BINDI. But your cousin Robert is ah
not Bob. Yeah, good old Bobby is a high class criminal.
What he has tarnished his name?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What's he done? Now? Well the thing?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Look, I respect him, he's owned up to it. But
if you see over here, I've prepared a video for
Mitchell to play, and it's him confessing to the most
heinous crime I've fucking ever heard of ever from the
highest like the they're the monarch of Australia. This is
like Prince Andrew are not Prince Andrew. He's a criminal.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's like Prince It's like Prince William Am doing a crime.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's not a good analogy.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Like Prince Andrew getting caught with Jeffrey Epstein again.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, Robert, robertow, it's not the same level. He's not
a pedophile. He has committed a pretty bad crime.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Would you say it's as bad as no going to
an island?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, that's that's the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Alright, This is like this is probably up there with like,
you know, Craig Garer after two thousand and three Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, okay, like we should.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Look, hey, guys, Robert here. So I have a funny story.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I'm road dripping down the East coast of Australia at
the moment, and I stopped in at Coffs Harbor, which
is a beautiful coastal town in northern New South Wales,
for a bit of dinner. Found a great restaurant, ordered
to take away salad and went in and little did
I know this place is the place.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
To be in Coffs Harbor.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was packed.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It's called the Jetty Pavilion.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
And I went in there and there was a lot
of people who you know saw me and said good
a and wanted to have a photo and all that,
which is which is all good. But it turned into
a bit of a bit of a frenzy. It was
a little bit of a flurry there for a minute.
And so they were so nice they got the salad
super fast. I made sure I said hid absolutely, everyone cheers,
(02:41):
thanks so much, have a good night, I see you later.
And then the next morning I wake up and realize
I never paid for my salad. I just did the
old dine and dash and I didn't even realize I'd
done it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Mmm mmm, how do you feel about that, your cousin?
What did you do wrong? He stole a salad from
not only what would you say?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The life blooded this Australia is the life blood of
the economy. Well, we got to focus on the most
small business. I was going to say, see you in
the NT.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But that's the second part. Small business.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Robert business, Robert Irwin on his high fucking crocodile pelt throne,
robbin from small businesses.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
He's robbing from small businesses. Are he's swamped? He's probably
brought in how many? It's the place to be mate,
I've already got so someone should have shouted him.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Honestly, I would have shouted him. Is he the criminal
or is it the people?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
People of Coss Harbor should have a good long look
at themselves and stop smoking bogs behind edges.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Stop leaving your condoms in the gutter. Thank god you're
using condoms. Don't read usually. I don't say he hasn't
done anything wrong. You don't think he's done anything good.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Look, I think, first of all, I just think I
think I think you see him and you see a
bit of Tom did and in that in that jowl.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Because they're both hot. All right.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Now look now, look he's the next thing I want
to ask, what do you think his next action is.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Play the Mitchell play the video Mitchell.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I felt terrible, So, you know, reached out. Do you
want me to give you my credit card details? Or
venmo you or you know, how do you want me
to do it? Because I'd left Coffs Harbor and they said, oh,
I love what you do.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
It's all good, you know, sorry for the mix up.
Just leave us a good review.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
So I said, guys, Jeddi Pavilion, I got to do
you one better. There are eight million of you guys
on here, so you know what to do. I have
tagged them go and support the Jeddi Pavilion in Coffs Harbor.
A fantastic local business, great team, great food, amazing atmosphere.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's my review.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
They are the absolute best, so please go and support them.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Thank you so much. I apologize again.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I know you guys were all like, it's all good,
but I am going to be coming back up through
Coross Harbor and I.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Am going to be giving you in person.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What a dog?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
How is that a dog? Seriously? How's that a dog?
He would have paid five bucks for that fucking salad?
And he shouts him out. Bro, I don't understand what
your fucking problem is with my family. You just fucking
hate that You on Steve's grave, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Howdest top three chopped? Does he make it chopped?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
The absolutely not? Co absolutely not? I make top three
over him? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The thing that I want to point out is the
whole sole of thing just to call me ugly. Look
at Robert, look our hot heat. Why why you him
should be him? But look what you're doing with your life.
You're crying about strata why you going to the Jenni
Hotel and not paid for salad?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
That's it, And you're ugly and.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm ugly.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But what I was going to say is like I've
noticed him, like I don't. I actually don't follow him,
So I'm actually an enemy of the state because I
feel like that's a part of your citizenship.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You got to follow the Irwines, so you followed one
of them. Yeah, watch on.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Pathetically for this episode, I follow one of the families,
only followed a year.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let's look on your willie.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So look, this is the thing I want to point
out this video though, because like he does, he's quiet
constant on like.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Instagram and YouTube, TikTok and shit like that. And the
thing to point out is that's the first video that
I've noticed a long time that it seems like that's
just Robert well by himself, like being being him, you
know what I mean, right, seems like it's the first
time being him because whenever you see him, you're you're
(07:18):
telling me that he just finds a rare species of
lizard on the fucking road. He stops videos and go sorry, guys,
just had to get the camera out because look what
I found on the road this.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Endangered fucking what are you employing? Right?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It feels like he you know, like it's it's sort
of like a he's been born with chains, right, he
has to be his dad.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
He doesn't have a choice when your dad is When
your dad is the coolest motherfucker ever, like walk, your.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Dad's outright the best Australian to ever live. Yeah, no
one will ever him. Top one, top one, he's the
top one, top zero zero zero point zero zero zero
one percent of he's top one of one. Yeah, he's
the dog. He's a top dog.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Name me a number two? Who would be too? Ned
Kelly probably.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Top two? Right Irwin? Where top to Irwin? Steve Ryan?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
But yeah, so look, when your dad's like that and
you just look like him, and your family's created their
whole life around him, you're sort of born in to
just be an animal guy.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's not cool, though, is it. It's like really like
that would be hectic.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, no, it is hectic, but I know you know
what I mean, Like I feel like, if like like
you you are kids right that are born and then
it's like they got to grow up to be doctors,
that'd suck it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Would like, I mean, it's not the worst thing to
come into, but like you know, like you've got to
understand like that, for him, it's like, well, business keeps
going if I keep the animal dream alive. Where really
you look at these other content. I'm sure he just
wants to go mount biking and surfing and snow.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Does he does do that, But you know, he just
said he's doing a fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But what I'm saying is every every now and then,
he knows that he has to go back in and
be his dad for a video doing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And it's easy for him to do that though, because
if he's that passionate about it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I mean, he's obviously passionate about animals, but it's also
like he's not his dad passionate about animals. I don't
think he should. I don't think he is. I don't
think he cares as much as his dad did. I mean,
his dad arguably the biggest care of animals in the world.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, how do you top that? How do you top
one of one? Can only be number two.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's just what I mean is it's a hard it's
a hard suit to follow, and he has to he
has to do it because that's what made him famous
and what keeps in the top.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And there also helps.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That he's like the next Chris Hemsworth, looking sort of
bloke the hold as fuck, you know, surfs and like
does heaps.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Of corys on crocodiles. Is he? Yeah? Have you watched him? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
of course I don't even have to watch him.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I know now that kind of dives on crocodiles in
his name.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What you're actually quite the animal observer yourself. I've noticed
you like to observe a few cougars in the world.
A couple of old women at the Pokys and ship.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Are you sure you're looking at me?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You know what I'm like drying over the features.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Doesn't look at the women at looking at it, looks
at the machine behind them.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And goes, it's going to fucking press up button.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I was going to fucking play that machine before that
fucking bitch sat there.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's definitely not what I Have you played Poky's with you? Yeah,
I'm pretty sure I have. I'm pretty sure I lose
all my money in forty minutes. Oh blessing that, not
even forty minutes, not even fourteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, Well, one thing I want to touch on with
Robert Eowan. There's one post that he made and I
just want to see if you agree.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Or you disagree with what he said.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, obviously broad troops a bit because it goes around
in his cruiser. Would does a bit of surfing, as
he would if you were hot and fucking horny and
sponsored by Bonds. Yeah, of course you would. And then
your dad's the best blike in the world. He went
around and he goes, I've had the worst day. The
worst thing in the world has happened to me. I
can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Second worst day. I think there was a definitely day
in his life that would have been the worst. I
think it's all Australians that would be the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
To be honest, that point of side he does, the
worst day happened, the worst thing happened to me.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I dinted my surfboard. Oh no, he cracked it. So
he fucking broke his surfboard. Do you think that's the
worst thing that? I mean, you could sort of answer
the question, do you reckon that's the worst thing that
could happen to you?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think under the circumstances. Yes, I totally agree with Rob.
I think it could be the worst worst day. No,
I don't think anything could be worse than that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
A not anything in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It could be the worst ocean incident to ever happen
to that family.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh fuck, let's talking about that submarine.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I was literally going to get you to I was
trying to bait you in to say like, yeah, has
he ever paid strata? But no, he went straight to yeah,
his dad died, And I was like, shit, why DoD they?
How do I forget that his dad died? We just
spoke about him. Rest in peace, my boy, Steve. I've
got to stay Are we good for time? Because I
feel like I'm thinking myself, Oh, just keep digging. It's
(12:50):
funny now, how much time do we have? We're good
for time, very good for time. I'm just going to
preface before. I don't hate Rubbert when I love them.
This is content, guys.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sorry, yeah, really sorry too.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
All right, no worries, bro.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think you know what if you're a you're a
small business and you don't give him a free saler.
From now on, you're the cops, Harbor. I mean, you're
the problem. Yes, okay, any last words about your family?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Jenny Pavilion Ny giving out free salads. Hopefully when I
go to Coss Harbor, I can get a free salad.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Jed. I just walk around with the shirt saying that
I'm an Irwin. Oh, you should make it.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
No, that's like stolen beller, cut the tape.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You didn't have to ship in your mic grace. Oh
my god, you did it again.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Sorry, bud Oh Any about ship and ship smells?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Disgusting colors? Have you heard the v set is getting
retired the new South Wales Silver trains?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Is that the so I normally catch the b MT?
I used to I used to catch. I'm saying that's
the good old b MT.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, the disgusting toilet that is always like.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I've seen a toilet on the b MT. I have
seen a cocaine room there though.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You mean the one floor open the door.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's not one floors too, it's up and down Mitchell. Yeah,
it's up and down. It's two floors that train.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
A fair bit. Open the doors and ship on them. Yeah.
Have you ever been to that that room? Toilet? Pissed
in that toilet? It's grace, It's like literally full.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I don't know why they ever put toilets on a
public train.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Be pretty convenient. If you're busting for a piece.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
You haven't busted so much that I didn't even consider
pissing into the bowl. I decided I'm going to piss everywhere.
Isn't that what the gap between the carriages is for?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
But that's the Q line And then yeah, yeah, if
there's someone.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Gap between the carriages where like the train gets open,
you're here, or the wind, you're in the wind, that's pissing.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's for like the air room. Right smoked, that's when
you want to die. I can't smoke on the fucking
train anymore. That disgusting. Let me go into the little carriageway.
Have you got any interesting train? Have we've done anything
interesting to So what's the vast The v set is
(15:43):
the old trains that I've been around for ages. So
I used to catch them to I'd go to the
city and catch those trains because it's like four stops
to go to the city. Right now they're getting retired.
Now they're changing to a different train, a brand new
train that we can do disgusting things to you now.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Mitchell, watch the new train. Give us a quick run
on MIDI on what this new train is.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
So the new trains are d set and it's incredible
name yep. So it is a double decker still it's
manufactured by HYONDI.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
M.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's doesn't have the flip seats like the old trains did.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That didn't div it. They didn't have them sets had
a flip Yeah, it was. It was mixed.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I think it depended where you were, like what line
you were on. There was some that had like the
fifty to fifty like it'd be half facing one way,
half facing the other.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, can going MIDI yep. So they're pretty much similar.
They're both trains that run on the same line. Do
they have we Wei rooms? I cannot see any on this,
but they weis are getting held in you know what
that means?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Guys, that foreskin it's gonna be a long ride to
Oberon you you're a big fan of the b MT,
big fan, Like would you say top top one, top
one fans of the BMT or.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I think the toilet brings it up to number one.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, but it's if there's fans of the BMT, like
a leaderboard, where would you put yourself on the b
MT fan.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'd rank it in top three trains of all time,
top three, top three locomotives of all time.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
What's number two? It might be the d set Soon
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
To go through mine, right Mine's ah. I don't mind
the gang. I've never been on it again, been again.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
The tube, the tube and Percy, not Thomas, A little
green fucker, not the pink one, little green chubby fuck.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
What do you want to do to Percy?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Man, blokey, it's a blank kind of saying, seeing Thomas
the tank engine.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm not I'm not gay for you had to be gay?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Dude? What do you want about? He said, what do
you want to do to? What do you want to do?
You want to pinch his little cheek? He meant like thought,
He meant like, you know, like that guy that is
in love with his car. He meant like I love Chase,
(18:30):
Oh Chase, Oh man.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
That is oh god, yeah, maybe you should be like
that Percy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Give me a kiss.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I remember did we speak about it before, about how
that car died?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh yeah, I'm pretty I think that's a discord thing.
Did we speak about it on this of discord? It
would have been discord.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Right, I can't believe that's that's I think. I think
we do a future we do? Can you add a
note at your topic for later on? Let's do it
next week.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
They're still a deep dive into the guy that loves
Chase the car God. That's heartbreaking that that car died.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Now I got something to look forward to next week, guys. Yeah,
So the D sets do you think they have anti
junkie know what?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Absolutely not. I was going to say, how long until
someone throws up on the.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
When did they start? How many days do you reckon?
Oh fucking thirty? How long until we throw up on
a D set? Do we when? Mitch?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
When do they start? What the D sets? The D
sets have already started. They're on the Central Coast and
Newcastle Line at the moment. Do we know when the
BMT starts for the D set? Yeah, so they're testing
it out now. They've got to actually do modification to
some of the platforms because they're actually wider than the
V set. So that's why all the platforms have been
(20:07):
getting renovated recently for these trains.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Do we have an official start that? Because do we do?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We become the first people to have a vomit on
the b MT.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I think, oh, well, yeah, someone's already got that going
to Newcastle, coming back from Newcastle.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That's why I'm not saying the first one the vomit
on the d set. The first one the vomit on
a BMT.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Okay, that's already been done, man, No, but like, yeah,
BMT BMT as in the new the d ST BMT, I've.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Thrown up on a fucking b set PMT Like nothing special. First,
that's it. We imagine if we get that and we
can prove, how do we now? I just feel bad
because I'm remembering I threw up on the carpet.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's not like that. To go through the story, go
through the story.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's multiple times of coming back from the city and
just having my head down on the train, I fall asleep.
So what I do on the trains is I fall asleep.
That's my first problem. I go nappy. I have a
good nap, and then I wake up and I'm like,
(21:20):
I'm not feeling too too well.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You know what I'll do. I'll open my mouth, I'll
vomit on my shoe, woman on my shoes. I won't
get up to go to the Wii room and try
vomit on. No. Well, I only found out about the
w room like a year ago. What you thought they
were just a storage room. I've never used it.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
My apprentice went in there when we'll go to the
Christmas party and I was like, what the fuck, there's
a toilet in here.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But it's a rack room, and therefore.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I only recently found out about the toilet on the reseat,
which is an incredible engine.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
What's your thoughts on Ryan's new found discovery on an
old machine. What's that you found a toilet on the
V set? Well, it's not necessarily just on the V set.
There's also some of the newer trains.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Like the only train that I.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Know there's one that used to go to Amy Planes
that wasn't It wasn't the b MT. It was another
train that had a toilet on it that I remember
that that's gonna be the no it was on It
wasn't the BMT line because it wasn't the center line
through Westmead.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I believe it's the ept EMU Planes train. Where did
it go to Mitch.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Planes? Yeah? The APT nice oh ship.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
So yeah, there's one good one that I have you've
got video evidence of it. I'm pretty sure you know
the game we played at Saint Mary's two and a
half years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that on You and Cam
and Cam went on the Train to Death by Denim
and oh yeah, it's the photo of you asleep. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
There's one where I'm walking out and I've I first
of all, tried to get into this pub, and uh,
I thought I'm with the band, would work.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
That's how drunk I was. I'm with the band. Will
it does work? Doesn't it? It does? Man, it always
does doesn't. But I'm like, I'm with the band. They're like,
who's the band. I'm like, damn. They're like, come over here, mate,
and the guys.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'm like, I'm like, dude, I promise.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm like, I promise, ject board. I guess I believe you. Actually,
he goes, I actually do believe you. He goes. I
think you will. I think you want to hang out
with these guys. He goes, but you're fucking blind.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Was just gonna. He was like, if I see you inside,
I'm going to kick this ship.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
The manager come out, the manager coming out, and Cameron goes.
Cameron was telling me he goes, this guy generally wanted
to let you in, because he goes, he goes, the
problem me he's telling. He gues, look, licensing, we can
fuck our whole license. You're in there, and if you
get caught with a drink, he goes, I believe that
you will. But the off chance that someone hands you
a drink, we get in trouble. And now he's like,
(24:13):
Cavin's like, this guy wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
To let you in.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He goes, Yeah, he saw that you wouldn't no trouble,
and you were like, I promised on my mum that
I'll drink water.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I pinky pummers that I have a water.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
So I'm walking back to Newtown with my tail between
my legs vomit in a bush promptly over the vummit
because I lost my balance and landed in the bush.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well that's not a promptlip, is it. Wait, you gotta
land in your vomit to make it a fromply.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I think you attempted the roll or something and then
you're just crashing in the bush.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, it was a pretty good one. I rolled straight
to my feet though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so did that.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
We're walking down and I got some water, and silly
enough filled myself. I'm like, I got water. I'm like, oh,
this will make me feel better. Six hundred miles down
the gulf. So not only did I'm like, oh, make
I'm not dehydrated. No, I'll fill up my stomach again
with water. So we get on the train and I'm
we're like Comon's like all right, sit down there, and
(25:10):
I'm sitting down and there's a photo of.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Me base against the fucking divider glass. Ye, dude, what
would have been better if it was like your was like.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Cameron could have got that photo. It was there if
you got the right side.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And then yeah, Cameron's account is that I just chundered
fucking water everywhere.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh yeah, it would have been incredible stuff. I love
to see that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
He's like, were vomited everywhere, and then you I got
you up and you're like, yeah, okay, let's go, and
then I fucking he moved it to another cart.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Cart.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
It's like, I'll stay out of it and vomited. But
then he's like, come on. I'm like, yeah, you're right,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
To be fair.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
That's the right move to make, you know what I
think if you paint a train, that is the right move.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It is.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
If you penetrain, you gonna move. I was just thinking
then because the other of times that like you're not
too bad, but like my brother Jackson or something like that,
when they're drunk, it's like come on, but let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, no, no, I'm fucking fine. I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Usually if I'm legless and you go come on, I'll
be like, yeah, it's probably good choice, I know, and
this guy's get his head screwed, but I'm going to
follow it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I think, Like with me, it's like I just feel
so bad, like I feel so sick.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
M m.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
You're right, man, yep, punching, punching air right now, of course.
But yeah, if I'm that drug, I'm just like I
feel sick. I just want to go home.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah yeah, I do get yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
And then it's like you have coins like Jackson, which
is like no, keep going out, and then just vomit.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah. Seconds later, Oh fucking fun on fucking food. I know,
my phone vomited. It's like, did you get me, Jesse vomited? Yeah,
follow me. I'll put you on a cab. Yeah, understandable,
you're right, buddy. But then that's how that's how much I.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Listened, right, so the first I'm sure I've spoken about
this a million times. Why I'm why I'm banned from Uber.
Zoe in the car next to me. I went down
the window after another death by Denim concert gig, I
go to vomit out the window. No, don't put down
the window. It's cold.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, you're completely right all.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Through the car and Zoe's like, I'm like, why would
I put down my window?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I said here in the morning, like Beau. Apparently I
fell on the ground. I had to hit my head
on the ground, just crying because I want to get
up in the middle of the street because I was
too like less and I'm like, that's on brand. But
I'm like, she told me the story. I'm like, why
did you tell me one window because you were wanting
it down because it's cold. I'm like, I get car sick. Yeah,
(27:58):
why would you tell me to wind the window? You
could have just got out of the car though, I
think we're in the tunnel. Okay, I'm like, a one
down the window to incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Apparently I ate.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Hot dogs that night, oh ill, Yeah, they gotta didn't
catch the t one Mitchell's that right where Western t
one h T one they got it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Actually, that would have made it smell better. Yeah, yeah,
that train smells like ship. I love it. I was
talking day.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I said to Jackson, he has to catch catch a
train over early or something like that. And that was
when you catch a train this time. And then I
said to Jackson, you're not catching the T one after ten?
I said, you after like once it goes dark and
it goes but you do it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, But I'm from Western Sydney. I know not to
stare the junkie in the eye and or act like
a fuckhead, or be really loud on my TikTok. I
know how to keep to myself in Western Sydney. I'm like,
you grew up in Hurstville, brother, all right, you just
seem to find trouble wherever you go.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm like, and he told dad. Dad's like, oh see,
what's not that bad. I grew up in me. I
drew it. It's like that was forty fucking years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Brother, all right, you left Western you left Western Sydney
thirty years ago. You left me and drew it forty
years ago. Alright, done? All Right, the tea one line.
It's pretty bad. I don't know if you've heard about
heard of one four pretty much their songs about catching
trains in the T one line.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Oh my god, I'm just I've just clocked on me.
He has been looking up. Oh my god, is that
the BMT that is? That's not the band, that's not
the school.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, it's it's I know that train. I've been on
that before.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I can't I can't obviously edit this into the video.
Can you visually tell me what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Do you remember last year at Magic Round there was
a guy there was a last man. I couldn't go
to the toilets, so we went to the urinal. It
is pretty much that, but he's doing it to the
train seat.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So the comment on it is pretty much every single
seat is a toilet on Sydney train.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh my god, Oh my god. It makes me not
want to touch a seat a train seat again. Now, dude,
that has one hundred happened every weekend. It's like from
the inception of time since they've brought the trains to Sydney,
that has happened every weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
There's no doubt about it. That is fucking filthy training
three weeks. Good luck, Jazz. We're not catching it. We
might be catching the train on Riday. So, Mitchell, you
got any last thoughts on the on the You got
any other train, You got any photos of people take
you dump on train?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You got any last thoughts on this train topic? So
we can move on. Let's hope it goes well. The
train in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yes, I can't wait to ship on the de ste bitch.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Will you shoot on the d set?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I will not, even if it's got a toilet not
saying that.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
That's dire circumstances. Man, Even if it's clean as fuck,
even if it's just been cleaned. I wouldn't want to
risk it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What about vomit? Will you vomit?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Still dire circumstances? Dire circumstances. You won't force.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That's rude. I won't do it. Sorry, guys, I wait
for planes. Sorry. Oh I'm actually on the EPT not
the band tee.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, someone's on the other side of the Can you.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to you're gangy throwing
me off.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
To push baseball through an I'm a needle cut.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Do you reckon if you're shitting on trains. Listen, If
you're shooting on trains, are your folder.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Cratch or you're just wiping it on the seat.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
If you're shitting on trains, I'm sure you're a folded cunt.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Someone will fucking bolding you, for sure. Fold you like
a lawn chair. Do you reckon? What do you reckons?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
More curt yess shitting on a train seat or sitting
shitting on a.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Train seat while someone's sitting.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Someone's what's sitting on the seat, you're shitting so hypothetically
you're on their lap, or you're shitting on the middle.
I'm like their heads row, someone's popping the window seat.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's courteous to it on that lap.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, they're from Western City.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
They probably get it off somewhere.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Honestly, the person getting ship on would probably be like, oh,
but you know, I've got a daughter and I need
some cash. Can I have some coins?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Please? Oh, come on me, shadow gives me. No.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
They just end up paying you ship I should pay you.
Fuck Pooh's on a train. Now we're moving on to
the next thing. I think it's pretty close to Poohs
on a train. We're talking about American the American football team.
Good segue, isn't it now.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I don't know how well you've looked on TikTok about
on Instagram, But say for the hypotheticals for this episode,
have you ever seen Neil Kennedy?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yes, no hypothetics for this episode. You haven't seen him. Well,
here's this guy on.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
TikTok that are look his figure and his choice of
shorts are very questionable, but he has high hopes.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
He has some high hopes. Mitchell, can you play the first?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
I'm getting achieved to play professional soccer this summer? What
sets me apart as being able to do one move
during a training session for two hours straight and nothing else?
And when you're about to see as my weak plan
or I like.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
To colo to my other thing, I just want to
start off with I know there is like a lot
of girls in the world that wish their boobs were
that perky, in symmetrical.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
The volume and perk in those boobies. I just want
to ask, first, what do you think of the boobs?
That's all I was staring at it. I couldn't even
like he stun grenated with that ship. Why's he got
his shirt off?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
He knows he.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Knows, he knows, and what the thing is he wears
those pants to write up his asshole too.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I didn't even notice hiss, but I was like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
The next video will shoulder as well, but his pants
are always up his asshole.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
You can tell jess as Man M Yeah, yeah, I
am next video.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
No no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no yet yet. I just want to ask, Okay, Mitchell,
we need to go back to the staff for that one. Okay,
that's fine, so don't let don't play it.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I just want to ask Ryan before we get into
the next video on his soccer skill.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
He's got a good left shirt. Do you think he's
got a good left foot? I mean what he's shown like,
you don't You don't know if he's taken like one
hundred shots to get those three shots.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
The thing that I want to point out as well
before we get into this next video is that he
hasn't released any TikTok game footage, hasn't played it showed.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Him playing any game. He's always playing. It's always like
three kicks and all that shit.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Free kicks, right, So it's quite a skill to get old,
is he I'd say, he looks almost he looks like
he could younger.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
He looks like he could be like twenty five.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Okay, well look he's already not made it. That's like,
if you're twenty five, you're not making it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Well look I'm sorry to say to this guy. Yeah,
you're pretty much gone. I mean the MLS is terrible.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, but still it's like, like you got to be
a pro from like twelve, bro, Like you've got to
be like in a good team. At twelve, you're getting
up at like four o'clock to do runs and shit,
like the amount of effort you've got to be putting
in just to make it. And then you can be
doing that shit like getting up early training like after school,
(36:48):
like training like before you go training with a team
and shit, and still not get picked.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Well yeah, look, ran the only reason Ryan to get
picked because at twelve he wasn't fucking packing the balls
and the boots.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Packing cones for his old man exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
That's why he's making the MLS fucking fortune. I wouldn't
make Ryan made MLG pro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was phased.
So before we start, Look, this guy's got it. He's
got a good other foot, right, but there's no game footage.
He makes it pretty well. Claim the next one, Mitchell,
can we watch the next video from the start?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Please?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
I'm telling you right now. Next year at the twenty
twenty six World Cup, I'm going to be the starting
center forward for the US men's national team. And what
sets me apart is that I don't have a week foot.
They called it my other foot.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
So I just want to point out one thing. At
the start. I think he's got a little bit of
Tarantino about.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Him about like he's just talking. Why does he keep
talking about fate? Talk?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Why does he keep talking about fate? How many times
you want to mention you? So he's asexually foot finished?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Well, Tarantino doesn't talk about feet.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He shoots them. He shoots them.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
They have all these camera of these people on the
camera to shoot shoot things.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
John Travolta shoots, are shoots one.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I know Tarantino shoots feet.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
This guy shoots his feet and he shoots goals. You
figure what you're gonna say about I did, I did,
didn't know. Alec Baldwin shoots film crew.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, so look prospect wise, no game footage. Do you reckon?
He makes the pool in the train? I mean the
USA men's side, Well.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
The US men's sides sucks, So yeah, I think he's
got a good shot.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Do you reckon? Who do you reckon? If you're picking
the MLS? What team MLS?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I know you don't watch it, which makes this a
way better opinion as well.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
What team takes him? What team needs him?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Does he come in as into Miami to my scene understudy?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Absolutely not. They couldn't afford him. I'd probably say it's
like a poor city.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
They couldn't handle all that junk Philadelphia or something. If
Philadelphia got a team. I don't know, Mitchell, what team
do you think? I don't even know the teams. I
don't even know the teams. I know I've heard of
the Seattle Sounders.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, well, so hard that last segment I gave himself asthma.
There's the Timbers, Real Salt Lake. There's the Cincinnati school shootings.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, maybe that's the team. Playful you reckon? He goes
to the since I think I think there should he'd
be a good shooter for the Cincinnati he'd be a
definitely shooter.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
What do you reckon? He's going to wear when he's
on his on the back of his shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
They're gonna have to keep They're gonna have to keep
calling the costs. Is a bit active shooter in the stadium.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Think in the New Jersey the Empire, one big titty man.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh so yeah, Look.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Dude, imagine he makes World Cup, right, he's goal celebration.
He just takes his shirt, takes his ship on a
b MT. That would be my goal celebration. That's my
goal celebration for when I score Sunday Leaks shitting.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
On a b m T. I did the classic ship
on the b MT.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Isn't bad that I can see like Jazz Chris behind
you and you're just like pulling. I've got the celebration.
You know how they run the make We'll get you
scrippt up. You know how they run the message under
the shirt. I'll wear a shirt that's a b MT
seat and you and you can get squad over my
(40:51):
shirt and take a ship. Oh yeah, do you reckon?
We could that God, as.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Long as you aura farm while taking a ship. What
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I'm just washing away the fucking fumes. It stinks vomit.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Do you reckon? That's what old mate was doing with
the Aura farm. He's just showing away the stinky rivers smell.
Is that in India? No, it's in like Philippines like that.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
It's definitely a third world countries. Yeah, that river definitely reaks.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I have to buy my tongue. Are you disappointed we
couldn't get funnier than that second segment? I think that's
a pinnacle of the safe boys.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
It's all downhill from now that second. That that pinnacle, Like,
I don't think. I think we give up after this.
We should have cut the hole. Now one gets better
than shitting on the b MT. It doesn't beat it,
it doesn't beat it. I think this is probably the
end of the afternoon attention as we know it. You
are going to go down because we've already hit the top.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
We're already gone down. We're already fucking Max Prestiged.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Already hit it.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Now if Mitchell's ready, send off this great podcast and
a great finale, which it isn't. Can you can you
give us your little script there Mitchell?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
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Speaker 1 (42:35):
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Speaker 2 (42:38):
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This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the Afternoon Detention.
Like always, I'm Jezza. This is Ryan Erwin. Ladies and gentlemen,
suspiciously not connected to the famous Erwin family, but hypothetically
for this episode. Are you related to the Ross Irwin?
Are you related to the Irwin family.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Just for this episode, just this episode? Yeah? I think so. Yeah.
So what do you think of your cousins, especially Robert cousins?
They're all right? Do you reckon? They're a right? Do
you reckon? They're good people? Yes, you say they're good people. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Now, look I've found some really damning evidence online that
not so much, BINDI. But your cousin Robert is ah
not Bob. Yeah, good old Bobby is a high class criminal.
What he has tarnished his name?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What's he done? Now? Well the thing?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Look, I respect him, he's owned up to it. But
if you see over here, I've prepared a video for
Mitchell to play, and it's him confessing to the most
heinous crime I've fucking ever heard of ever from the
highest like the they're the monarch of Australia. This is
like Prince Andrew are not Prince Andrew. He's a criminal.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's like Prince It's like Prince William Am doing a crime.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's not a good analogy.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Like Prince Andrew getting caught with Jeffrey Epstein again.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, Robert, robertow, it's not the same level. He's not
a pedophile. He has committed a pretty bad crime.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Would you say it's as bad as no going to
an island?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, that's that's the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Alright, This is like this is probably up there with like,
you know, Craig Garer after two thousand and three Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, okay, like we should.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Look, hey, guys, Robert here. So I have a funny story.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I'm road dripping down the East coast of Australia at
the moment, and I stopped in at Coffs Harbor, which
is a beautiful coastal town in northern New South Wales,
for a bit of dinner. Found a great restaurant, ordered
to take away salad and went in and little did
I know this place is the place.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
To be in Coffs Harbor.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It was packed.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It's called the Jetty Pavilion.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
And I went in there and there was a lot
of people who you know saw me and said good
a and wanted to have a photo and all that,
which is which is all good. But it turned into
a bit of a bit of a frenzy. It was
a little bit of a flurry there for a minute.
And so they were so nice they got the salad
super fast. I made sure I said hid absolutely, everyone cheers,
(02:41):
thanks so much, have a good night, I see you later.
And then the next morning I wake up and realize
I never paid for my salad. I just did the
old dine and dash and I didn't even realize I'd
done it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Mmm mmm, how do you feel about that, your cousin?
What did you do wrong? He stole a salad from
not only what would you say?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The life blooded this Australia is the life blood of
the economy. Well, we got to focus on the most
small business. I was going to say, see you in
the NT.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But that's the second part. Small business.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Robert business, Robert Irwin on his high fucking crocodile pelt throne,
robbin from small businesses.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
He's robbing from small businesses. Are he's swamped? He's probably
brought in how many? It's the place to be mate,
I've already got so someone should have shouted him.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Honestly, I would have shouted him. Is he the criminal
or is it the people?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
People of Coss Harbor should have a good long look
at themselves and stop smoking bogs behind edges.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Stop leaving your condoms in the gutter. Thank god you're
using condoms. Don't read usually. I don't say he hasn't
done anything wrong. You don't think he's done anything good.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Look, I think, first of all, I just think I
think I think you see him and you see a
bit of Tom did and in that in that jowl.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Because they're both hot. All right.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Now look now, look he's the next thing I want
to ask, what do you think his next action is.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Play the Mitchell play the video Mitchell.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I felt terrible, So, you know, reached out. Do you
want me to give you my credit card details? Or
venmo you or you know, how do you want me
to do it? Because I'd left Coffs Harbor and they said, oh,
I love what you do.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
It's all good, you know, sorry for the mix up.
Just leave us a good review.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
So I said, guys, Jeddi Pavilion, I got to do
you one better. There are eight million of you guys
on here, so you know what to do. I have
tagged them go and support the Jeddi Pavilion in Coffs Harbor.
A fantastic local business, great team, great food, amazing atmosphere.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's my review.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
They are the absolute best, so please go and support them.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Thank you so much. I apologize again.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I know you guys were all like, it's all good,
but I am going to be coming back up through
Coross Harbor and I.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Am going to be giving you in person.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What a dog?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
How is that a dog? Seriously? How's that a dog?
He would have paid five bucks for that fucking salad?
And he shouts him out. Bro, I don't understand what
your fucking problem is with my family. You just fucking
hate that You on Steve's grave, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Howdest top three chopped? Does he make it chopped?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
The absolutely not? Co absolutely not? I make top three
over him? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The thing that I want to point out is the
whole sole of thing just to call me ugly. Look
at Robert, look our hot heat. Why why you him
should be him? But look what you're doing with your life.
You're crying about strata why you going to the Jenni
Hotel and not paid for salad?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
That's it, And you're ugly and.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm ugly.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But what I was going to say is like I've
noticed him, like I don't. I actually don't follow him,
So I'm actually an enemy of the state because I
feel like that's a part of your citizenship.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You got to follow the Irwines, so you followed one
of them. Yeah, watch on.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Pathetically for this episode, I follow one of the families,
only followed a year.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let's look on your willie.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So look, this is the thing I want to point
out this video though, because like he does, he's quiet
constant on like.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Instagram and YouTube, TikTok and shit like that. And the
thing to point out is that's the first video that
I've noticed a long time that it seems like that's
just Robert well by himself, like being being him, you
know what I mean, right, seems like it's the first
time being him because whenever you see him, you're you're
(07:18):
telling me that he just finds a rare species of
lizard on the fucking road. He stops videos and go sorry, guys,
just had to get the camera out because look what
I found on the road this.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Endangered fucking what are you employing? Right?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It feels like he you know, like it's it's sort
of like a he's been born with chains, right, he
has to be his dad.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
He doesn't have a choice when your dad is When
your dad is the coolest motherfucker ever, like walk, your.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Dad's outright the best Australian to ever live. Yeah, no
one will ever him. Top one, top one, he's the
top one, top zero zero zero point zero zero zero
one percent of he's top one of one. Yeah, he's
the dog. He's a top dog.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Name me a number two? Who would be too? Ned
Kelly probably.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Top two? Right Irwin? Where top to Irwin? Steve Ryan?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
But yeah, so look, when your dad's like that and
you just look like him, and your family's created their
whole life around him, you're sort of born in to
just be an animal guy.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's not cool, though, is it. It's like really like
that would be hectic.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, no, it is hectic, but I know you know
what I mean, Like I feel like, if like like
you you are kids right that are born and then
it's like they got to grow up to be doctors,
that'd suck it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Would like, I mean, it's not the worst thing to
come into, but like you know, like you've got to
understand like that, for him, it's like, well, business keeps
going if I keep the animal dream alive. Where really
you look at these other content. I'm sure he just
wants to go mount biking and surfing and snow.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Does he does do that, But you know, he just
said he's doing a fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But what I'm saying is every every now and then,
he knows that he has to go back in and
be his dad for a video doing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And it's easy for him to do that though, because
if he's that passionate about it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I mean, he's obviously passionate about animals, but it's also
like he's not his dad passionate about animals. I don't
think he should. I don't think he is. I don't
think he cares as much as his dad did. I mean,
his dad arguably the biggest care of animals in the world.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, how do you top that? How do you top
one of one? Can only be number two.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's just what I mean is it's a hard it's
a hard suit to follow, and he has to he
has to do it because that's what made him famous
and what keeps in the top.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And there also helps.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That he's like the next Chris Hemsworth, looking sort of
bloke the hold as fuck, you know, surfs and like
does heaps.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Of corys on crocodiles. Is he? Yeah? Have you watched him? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
of course I don't even have to watch him.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I know now that kind of dives on crocodiles in
his name.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What you're actually quite the animal observer yourself. I've noticed
you like to observe a few cougars in the world.
A couple of old women at the Pokys and ship.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Are you sure you're looking at me?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You know what I'm like drying over the features.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Doesn't look at the women at looking at it, looks
at the machine behind them.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And goes, it's going to fucking press up button.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I was going to fucking play that machine before that
fucking bitch sat there.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's definitely not what I Have you played Poky's with you? Yeah,
I'm pretty sure I have. I'm pretty sure I lose
all my money in forty minutes. Oh blessing that, not
even forty minutes, not even fourteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, Well, one thing I want to touch on with
Robert Eowan. There's one post that he made and I
just want to see if you agree.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Or you disagree with what he said.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, obviously broad troops a bit because it goes around
in his cruiser. Would does a bit of surfing, as
he would if you were hot and fucking horny and
sponsored by Bonds. Yeah, of course you would. And then
your dad's the best blike in the world. He went
around and he goes, I've had the worst day. The
worst thing in the world has happened to me. I
can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Second worst day. I think there was a definitely day
in his life that would have been the worst. I
think it's all Australians that would be the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
To be honest, that point of side he does, the
worst day happened, the worst thing happened to me.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I dinted my surfboard. Oh no, he cracked it. So
he fucking broke his surfboard. Do you think that's the
worst thing that? I mean, you could sort of answer
the question, do you reckon that's the worst thing that
could happen to you?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think under the circumstances. Yes, I totally agree with Rob.
I think it could be the worst worst day. No,
I don't think anything could be worse than that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
A not anything in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It could be the worst ocean incident to ever happen
to that family.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh fuck, let's talking about that submarine.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I was literally going to get you to I was
trying to bait you in to say like, yeah, has
he ever paid strata? But no, he went straight to yeah,
his dad died, And I was like, shit, why DoD they?
How do I forget that his dad died? We just
spoke about him. Rest in peace, my boy, Steve. I've
got to stay Are we good for time? Because I
feel like I'm thinking myself, Oh, just keep digging. It's
(12:50):
funny now, how much time do we have? We're good
for time, very good for time. I'm just going to
preface before. I don't hate Rubbert when I love them.
This is content, guys.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sorry, yeah, really sorry too.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
All right, no worries, bro.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think you know what if you're a you're a
small business and you don't give him a free saler.
From now on, you're the cops, Harbor. I mean, you're
the problem. Yes, okay, any last words about your family?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Jenny Pavilion Ny giving out free salads. Hopefully when I
go to Coss Harbor, I can get a free salad.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Jed. I just walk around with the shirt saying that
I'm an Irwin. Oh, you should make it.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
No, that's like stolen beller, cut the tape.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You didn't have to ship in your mic grace. Oh
my god, you did it again.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Sorry, bud Oh Any about ship and ship smells?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Disgusting colors? Have you heard the v set is getting
retired the new South Wales Silver trains?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Is that the so I normally catch the b MT?
I used to I used to catch. I'm saying that's
the good old b MT.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, the disgusting toilet that is always like.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I've seen a toilet on the b MT. I have
seen a cocaine room there though.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You mean the one floor open the door.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's not one floors too, it's up and down Mitchell. Yeah,
it's up and down. It's two floors that train.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
A fair bit. Open the doors and ship on them. Yeah.
Have you ever been to that that room? Toilet? Pissed
in that toilet? It's grace, It's like literally full.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I don't know why they ever put toilets on a
public train.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Be pretty convenient. If you're busting for a piece.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
You haven't busted so much that I didn't even consider
pissing into the bowl. I decided I'm going to piss everywhere.
Isn't that what the gap between the carriages is for?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
But that's the Q line And then yeah, yeah, if
there's someone.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Gap between the carriages where like the train gets open,
you're here, or the wind, you're in the wind, that's pissing.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's for like the air room. Right smoked, that's when
you want to die. I can't smoke on the fucking
train anymore. That disgusting. Let me go into the little carriageway.
Have you got any interesting train? Have we've done anything
interesting to So what's the vast The v set is
(15:43):
the old trains that I've been around for ages. So
I used to catch them to I'd go to the
city and catch those trains because it's like four stops
to go to the city. Right now they're getting retired.
Now they're changing to a different train, a brand new
train that we can do disgusting things to you now.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Mitchell, watch the new train. Give us a quick run
on MIDI on what this new train is.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
So the new trains are d set and it's incredible
name yep. So it is a double decker still it's
manufactured by HYONDI.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
M.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's doesn't have the flip seats like the old trains did.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That didn't div it. They didn't have them sets had
a flip Yeah, it was. It was mixed.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I think it depended where you were, like what line
you were on. There was some that had like the
fifty to fifty like it'd be half facing one way,
half facing the other.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, can going MIDI yep. So they're pretty much similar.
They're both trains that run on the same line. Do
they have we Wei rooms? I cannot see any on this,
but they weis are getting held in you know what
that means?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Guys, that foreskin it's gonna be a long ride to
Oberon you you're a big fan of the b MT,
big fan, Like would you say top top one, top
one fans of the BMT or.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I think the toilet brings it up to number one.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, but it's if there's fans of the BMT, like
a leaderboard, where would you put yourself on the b
MT fan.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I'd rank it in top three trains of all time,
top three, top three locomotives of all time.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
What's number two? It might be the d set Soon
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
To go through mine, right Mine's ah. I don't mind
the gang. I've never been on it again, been again.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
The tube, the tube and Percy, not Thomas, A little
green fucker, not the pink one, little green chubby fuck.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
What do you want to do to Percy?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Man, blokey, it's a blank kind of saying, seeing Thomas
the tank engine.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm not I'm not gay for you had to be gay?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Dude? What do you want about? He said, what do
you want to do to? What do you want to do?
You want to pinch his little cheek? He meant like thought,
He meant like, you know, like that guy that is
in love with his car. He meant like I love Chase,
(18:30):
Oh Chase, Oh man.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
That is oh god, yeah, maybe you should be like
that Percy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Give me a kiss.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I remember did we speak about it before, about how
that car died?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh yeah, I'm pretty I think that's a discord thing.
Did we speak about it on this of discord? It
would have been discord.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Right, I can't believe that's that's I think. I think
we do a future we do? Can you add a
note at your topic for later on? Let's do it
next week.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
They're still a deep dive into the guy that loves
Chase the car God. That's heartbreaking that that car died.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Now I got something to look forward to next week, guys. Yeah,
So the D sets do you think they have anti
junkie know what?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Absolutely not. I was going to say, how long until
someone throws up on the.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
When did they start? How many days do you reckon?
Oh fucking thirty? How long until we throw up on
a D set? Do we when? Mitch?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
When do they start? What the D sets? The D
sets have already started. They're on the Central Coast and
Newcastle Line at the moment. Do we know when the
BMT starts for the D set? Yeah, so they're testing
it out now. They've got to actually do modification to
some of the platforms because they're actually wider than the
V set. So that's why all the platforms have been
(20:07):
getting renovated recently for these trains.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Do we have an official start that? Because do we do?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We become the first people to have a vomit on
the b MT.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I think, oh, well, yeah, someone's already got that going
to Newcastle, coming back from Newcastle.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That's why I'm not saying the first one the vomit
on the d set. The first one the vomit on
a BMT.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Okay, that's already been done, man, No, but like, yeah,
BMT BMT as in the new the d ST BMT, I've.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Thrown up on a fucking b set PMT Like nothing special. First,
that's it. We imagine if we get that and we
can prove, how do we now? I just feel bad
because I'm remembering I threw up on the carpet.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's not like that. To go through the story, go
through the story.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's multiple times of coming back from the city and
just having my head down on the train, I fall asleep.
So what I do on the trains is I fall asleep.
That's my first problem. I go nappy. I have a
good nap, and then I wake up and I'm like,
(21:20):
I'm not feeling too too well.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You know what I'll do. I'll open my mouth, I'll
vomit on my shoe, woman on my shoes. I won't
get up to go to the Wii room and try
vomit on. No. Well, I only found out about the
w room like a year ago. What you thought they
were just a storage room. I've never used it.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
My apprentice went in there when we'll go to the
Christmas party and I was like, what the fuck, there's
a toilet in here.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But it's a rack room, and therefore.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I only recently found out about the toilet on the reseat,
which is an incredible engine.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
What's your thoughts on Ryan's new found discovery on an
old machine. What's that you found a toilet on the
V set? Well, it's not necessarily just on the V set.
There's also some of the newer trains.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Like the only train that I.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Know there's one that used to go to Amy Planes
that wasn't It wasn't the b MT. It was another
train that had a toilet on it that I remember
that that's gonna be the no it was on It
wasn't the BMT line because it wasn't the center line
through Westmead.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I believe it's the ept EMU Planes train. Where did
it go to Mitch.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Planes? Yeah? The APT nice oh ship.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
So yeah, there's one good one that I have you've
got video evidence of it. I'm pretty sure you know
the game we played at Saint Mary's two and a
half years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that on You and Cam
and Cam went on the Train to Death by Denim
and oh yeah, it's the photo of you asleep. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
There's one where I'm walking out and I've I first
of all, tried to get into this pub, and uh,
I thought I'm with the band, would work.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
That's how drunk I was. I'm with the band. Will
it does work? Doesn't it? It does? Man, it always
does doesn't. But I'm like, I'm with the band. They're like,
who's the band. I'm like, damn. They're like, come over here, mate,
and the guys.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'm like, I'm like, dude, I promise.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm like, I promise, ject board. I guess I believe you. Actually,
he goes, I actually do believe you. He goes. I
think you will. I think you want to hang out
with these guys. He goes, but you're fucking blind.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Was just gonna. He was like, if I see you inside,
I'm going to kick this ship.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
The manager come out, the manager coming out, and Cameron goes.
Cameron was telling me he goes, this guy generally wanted
to let you in, because he goes, he goes, the
problem me he's telling. He gues, look, licensing, we can
fuck our whole license. You're in there, and if you
get caught with a drink, he goes, I believe that
you will. But the off chance that someone hands you
a drink, we get in trouble. And now he's like,
(24:13):
Cavin's like, this guy wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
To let you in.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He goes, Yeah, he saw that you wouldn't no trouble,
and you were like, I promised on my mum that
I'll drink water.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I pinky pummers that I have a water.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
So I'm walking back to Newtown with my tail between
my legs vomit in a bush promptly over the vummit
because I lost my balance and landed in the bush.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well that's not a promptlip, is it. Wait, you gotta
land in your vomit to make it a fromply.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I think you attempted the roll or something and then
you're just crashing in the bush.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, it was a pretty good one. I rolled straight
to my feet though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so did that.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
We're walking down and I got some water, and silly
enough filled myself. I'm like, I got water. I'm like, oh,
this will make me feel better. Six hundred miles down
the gulf. So not only did I'm like, oh, make
I'm not dehydrated. No, I'll fill up my stomach again
with water. So we get on the train and I'm
we're like Comon's like all right, sit down there, and
(25:10):
I'm sitting down and there's a photo of.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Me base against the fucking divider glass. Ye, dude, what
would have been better if it was like your was like.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Cameron could have got that photo. It was there if
you got the right side.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And then yeah, Cameron's account is that I just chundered
fucking water everywhere.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh yeah, it would have been incredible stuff. I love
to see that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
He's like, were vomited everywhere, and then you I got
you up and you're like, yeah, okay, let's go, and
then I fucking he moved it to another cart.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Cart.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
It's like, I'll stay out of it and vomited. But
then he's like, come on. I'm like, yeah, you're right,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
To be fair.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
That's the right move to make, you know what I
think if you paint a train, that is the right move.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It is.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
If you penetrain, you gonna move. I was just thinking
then because the other of times that like you're not
too bad, but like my brother Jackson or something like that,
when they're drunk, it's like come on, but let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, no, no, I'm fucking fine. I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Usually if I'm legless and you go come on, I'll
be like, yeah, it's probably good choice, I know, and
this guy's get his head screwed, but I'm going to
follow it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I think, Like with me, it's like I just feel
so bad, like I feel so sick.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
M m.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
You're right, man, yep, punching, punching air right now, of course.
But yeah, if I'm that drug, I'm just like I
feel sick. I just want to go home.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah yeah, I do get yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
And then it's like you have coins like Jackson, which
is like no, keep going out, and then just vomit.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah. Seconds later, Oh fucking fun on fucking food. I know,
my phone vomited. It's like, did you get me, Jesse vomited? Yeah,
follow me. I'll put you on a cab. Yeah, understandable,
you're right, buddy. But then that's how that's how much I.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Listened, right, so the first I'm sure I've spoken about
this a million times. Why I'm why I'm banned from Uber.
Zoe in the car next to me. I went down
the window after another death by Denim concert gig, I
go to vomit out the window. No, don't put down
the window. It's cold.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, you're completely right all.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Through the car and Zoe's like, I'm like, why would
I put down my window?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I said here in the morning, like Beau. Apparently I
fell on the ground. I had to hit my head
on the ground, just crying because I want to get
up in the middle of the street because I was
too like less and I'm like, that's on brand. But
I'm like, she told me the story. I'm like, why
did you tell me one window because you were wanting
it down because it's cold. I'm like, I get car sick. Yeah,
(27:58):
why would you tell me to wind the window? You
could have just got out of the car though, I
think we're in the tunnel. Okay, I'm like, a one
down the window to incredible.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Apparently I ate.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Hot dogs that night, oh ill, Yeah, they gotta didn't
catch the t one Mitchell's that right where Western t
one h T one they got it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Actually, that would have made it smell better. Yeah, yeah,
that train smells like ship. I love it. I was
talking day.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I said to Jackson, he has to catch catch a
train over early or something like that. And that was
when you catch a train this time. And then I
said to Jackson, you're not catching the T one after ten?
I said, you after like once it goes dark and
it goes but you do it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, But I'm from Western Sydney. I know not to
stare the junkie in the eye and or act like
a fuckhead, or be really loud on my TikTok. I
know how to keep to myself in Western Sydney. I'm like,
you grew up in Hurstville, brother, all right, you just
seem to find trouble wherever you go.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm like, and he told dad. Dad's like, oh see,
what's not that bad. I grew up in me. I
drew it. It's like that was forty fucking years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Brother, all right, you left Western you left Western Sydney
thirty years ago. You left me and drew it forty
years ago. Alright, done? All Right, the tea one line.
It's pretty bad. I don't know if you've heard about
heard of one four pretty much their songs about catching
trains in the T one line.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Oh my god, I'm just I've just clocked on me.
He has been looking up. Oh my god, is that
the BMT that is? That's not the band, that's not
the school.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, it's it's I know that train. I've been on
that before.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I can't I can't obviously edit this into the video.
Can you visually tell me what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Do you remember last year at Magic Round there was
a guy there was a last man. I couldn't go
to the toilets, so we went to the urinal. It
is pretty much that, but he's doing it to the
train seat.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So the comment on it is pretty much every single
seat is a toilet on Sydney train.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh my god, Oh my god. It makes me not
want to touch a seat a train seat again. Now, dude,
that has one hundred happened every weekend. It's like from
the inception of time since they've brought the trains to Sydney,
that has happened every weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
There's no doubt about it. That is fucking filthy training
three weeks. Good luck, Jazz. We're not catching it. We
might be catching the train on Riday. So, Mitchell, you
got any last thoughts on the on the You got
any other train, You got any photos of people take
you dump on train?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
You got any last thoughts on this train topic? So
we can move on. Let's hope it goes well. The
train in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yes, I can't wait to ship on the de ste bitch.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Will you shoot on the d set?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I will not, even if it's got a toilet not
saying that.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
That's dire circumstances. Man, Even if it's clean as fuck,
even if it's just been cleaned. I wouldn't want to
risk it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What about vomit? Will you vomit?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Still dire circumstances? Dire circumstances. You won't force.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That's rude. I won't do it. Sorry, guys, I wait
for planes. Sorry. Oh I'm actually on the EPT not
the band tee.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, someone's on the other side of the Can you.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to you're gangy throwing
me off.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
To push baseball through an I'm a needle cut.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Do you reckon if you're shitting on trains. Listen, If
you're shooting on trains, are your folder.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Cratch or you're just wiping it on the seat.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
If you're shitting on trains, I'm sure you're a folded cunt.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Someone will fucking bolding you, for sure. Fold you like
a lawn chair. Do you reckon? What do you reckons?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
More curt yess shitting on a train seat or sitting
shitting on a.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Train seat while someone's sitting.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Someone's what's sitting on the seat, you're shitting so hypothetically
you're on their lap, or you're shitting on the middle.
I'm like their heads row, someone's popping the window seat.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's courteous to it on that lap.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, they're from Western City.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
They probably get it off somewhere.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Honestly, the person getting ship on would probably be like, oh,
but you know, I've got a daughter and I need
some cash. Can I have some coins?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Please? Oh, come on me, shadow gives me. No.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
They just end up paying you ship I should pay you.
Fuck Pooh's on a train. Now we're moving on to
the next thing. I think it's pretty close to Poohs
on a train. We're talking about American the American football team.
Good segue, isn't it now.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I don't know how well you've looked on TikTok about
on Instagram, But say for the hypotheticals for this episode,
have you ever seen Neil Kennedy?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yes, no hypothetics for this episode. You haven't seen him. Well,
here's this guy on.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
TikTok that are look his figure and his choice of
shorts are very questionable, but he has high hopes.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
He has some high hopes. Mitchell, can you play the first?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
I'm getting achieved to play professional soccer this summer? What
sets me apart as being able to do one move
during a training session for two hours straight and nothing else?
And when you're about to see as my weak plan
or I like.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
To colo to my other thing, I just want to
start off with I know there is like a lot
of girls in the world that wish their boobs were
that perky, in symmetrical.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
The volume and perk in those boobies. I just want
to ask, first, what do you think of the boobs?
That's all I was staring at it. I couldn't even
like he stun grenated with that ship. Why's he got
his shirt off?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
He knows he.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Knows, he knows, and what the thing is he wears
those pants to write up his asshole too.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I didn't even notice hiss, but I was like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
The next video will shoulder as well, but his pants
are always up his asshole.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
You can tell jess as Man M Yeah, yeah, I
am next video.
Speaker 10 (35:23):
No no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no yet yet. I just want to ask, Okay, Mitchell,
we need to go back to the staff for that one. Okay,
that's fine, so don't let don't play it.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I just want to ask Ryan before we get into
the next video on his soccer skill.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
He's got a good left shirt. Do you think he's
got a good left foot? I mean what he's shown like,
you don't You don't know if he's taken like one
hundred shots to get those three shots.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
The thing that I want to point out as well
before we get into this next video is that he
hasn't released any TikTok game footage, hasn't played it showed.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Him playing any game. He's always playing. It's always like
three kicks and all that shit.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Free kicks, right, So it's quite a skill to get old,
is he I'd say, he looks almost he looks like
he could younger.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
He looks like he could be like twenty five.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Okay, well look he's already not made it. That's like,
if you're twenty five, you're not making it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Well look I'm sorry to say to this guy. Yeah,
you're pretty much gone. I mean the MLS is terrible.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, but still it's like, like you got to be
a pro from like twelve, bro, Like you've got to
be like in a good team. At twelve, you're getting
up at like four o'clock to do runs and shit,
like the amount of effort you've got to be putting
in just to make it. And then you can be
doing that shit like getting up early training like after school,
(36:48):
like training like before you go training with a team
and shit, and still not get picked.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Well yeah, look, ran the only reason Ryan to get
picked because at twelve he wasn't fucking packing the balls
and the boots.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Packing cones for his old man exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
That's why he's making the MLS fucking fortune. I wouldn't
make Ryan made MLG pro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was phased.
So before we start, Look, this guy's got it. He's
got a good other foot, right, but there's no game footage.
He makes it pretty well. Claim the next one, Mitchell,
can we watch the next video from the start?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Please?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
I'm telling you right now. Next year at the twenty
twenty six World Cup, I'm going to be the starting
center forward for the US men's national team. And what
sets me apart is that I don't have a week foot.
They called it my other foot.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
So I just want to point out one thing. At
the start. I think he's got a little bit of
Tarantino about.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Him about like he's just talking. Why does he keep
talking about fate? Talk?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Why does he keep talking about fate? How many times
you want to mention you? So he's asexually foot finished?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Well, Tarantino doesn't talk about feet.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
He shoots them. He shoots them.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
They have all these camera of these people on the
camera to shoot shoot things.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
John Travolta shoots, are shoots one.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I know Tarantino shoots feet.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
This guy shoots his feet and he shoots goals. You
figure what you're gonna say about I did, I did,
didn't know. Alec Baldwin shoots film crew.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, so look prospect wise, no game footage. Do you reckon?
He makes the pool in the train? I mean the
USA men's side, Well.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
The US men's sides sucks, So yeah, I think he's
got a good shot.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Do you reckon? Who do you reckon? If you're picking
the MLS? What team MLS?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I know you don't watch it, which makes this a
way better opinion as well.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
What team takes him? What team needs him?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Does he come in as into Miami to my scene understudy?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Absolutely not. They couldn't afford him. I'd probably say it's
like a poor city.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
They couldn't handle all that junk Philadelphia or something. If
Philadelphia got a team. I don't know, Mitchell, what team
do you think? I don't even know the teams. I
don't even know the teams. I know I've heard of
the Seattle Sounders.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, well, so hard that last segment I gave himself asthma.
There's the Timbers, Real Salt Lake. There's the Cincinnati school shootings.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, maybe that's the team. Playful you reckon? He goes
to the since I think I think there should he'd
be a good shooter for the Cincinnati he'd be a
definitely shooter.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
What do you reckon? He's going to wear when he's
on his on the back of his shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
They're gonna have to keep They're gonna have to keep
calling the costs. Is a bit active shooter in the stadium.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Think in the New Jersey the Empire, one big titty man.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh so yeah, Look.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Dude, imagine he makes World Cup, right, he's goal celebration.
He just takes his shirt, takes his ship on a
b MT. That would be my goal celebration. That's my
goal celebration for when I score Sunday Leaks shitting.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
On a b m T. I did the classic ship
on the b MT.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Isn't bad that I can see like Jazz Chris behind
you and you're just like pulling. I've got the celebration.
You know how they run the make We'll get you
scrippt up. You know how they run the message under
the shirt. I'll wear a shirt that's a b MT
seat and you and you can get squad over my
(40:51):
shirt and take a ship. Oh yeah, do you reckon?
We could that God, as.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Long as you aura farm while taking a ship. What
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I'm just washing away the fucking fumes. It stinks vomit.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Do you reckon? That's what old mate was doing with
the Aura farm. He's just showing away the stinky rivers smell.
Is that in India? No, it's in like Philippines like that.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
It's definitely a third world countries. Yeah, that river definitely reaks.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I have to buy my tongue. Are you disappointed we
couldn't get funnier than that second segment? I think that's
a pinnacle of the safe boys.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
It's all downhill from now that second. That that pinnacle, Like,
I don't think. I think we give up after this.
We should have cut the hole. Now one gets better
than shitting on the b MT. It doesn't beat it,
it doesn't beat it. I think this is probably the
end of the afternoon attention as we know it. You
are going to go down because we've already hit the top.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
We're already gone down. We're already fucking Max Prestiged.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Already hit it.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Now if Mitchell's ready, send off this great podcast and
a great finale, which it isn't. Can you can you
give us your little script there Mitchell?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Anyway, guys, thank you for joining us here on the
afternoon Attention. Check us out on Spotify a reminder, leave
us a five star. Check us out on YouTube, Like
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(42:32):
Pokemon card not let It Bull, get my grel done.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Buck Man f'el proud of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
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