June 25, 2025 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the afternoon Detention.
I'm Jezzar. That's right right, and over there that's little Mitch.
I mean actually, rusty mate. Welcome back to the pod
behind the fucking buttons.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, boys, all right, let's get straight back into it again.
Have you put your head into the sanietto. Have you
noticed that Iran has been striked by America? Yeah you
saw it?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah? Yeah, I saw it today. Pretty fucking crazy, pretty crazy. Yeah,
I like sick is in cool yucky. So look like,
let's be real.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We're gonna have to get involved because we need America's
help because he is a bit scary right now. And
but the thing I want to point out though about
what scares me about this.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Have we all played Black Ops too? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yes, big big fan of the campaign, big roman, And
there's now I want to point out, this is the
fucking thing that's scary. We've got to check the developers
of this game or the story writers. There's been some
points that have actually happened in this game. It's it's
fucking nuts, right. So the first one that I want
to I've got a few list here, right, things that
(01:18):
have happened in twenty twenty five because of this game.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
There's a rural Menendez that actually exists, Like a real
guy named Rol Menendez. What's his name? I had it here.
I've not seen that. You haven't seen that. I'll get
a picture. What's his name? You haven't seen this guy?
Guy there?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, his name is forseem Yusef, and he's a campaigner
against Israel, which is basically against like all major powers.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, look spot on basically to ral Menandez. Yeah, pretty
he is. He fucking drone striking, so he had a
lots of the dude, like, what do you want? Look?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I mean, like it is pretty funny that this whole
conflict that's happening in twenty twenty five, there's a guy
that's pretty in the front of it and pushing it
along that looks exactly like the antagonists out of Black.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You can just say that though, because like it's just
an old guy, right.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, But I mean the facial features are a bit
kind of weird. I mean they probably exaggerated and made
this guy the main character, the main antagonist.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Has he got one eye? Was he shot by the CIA. Well, look,
he was a young while he was trying to while
he was trying to sell guns to the niger argument
they were black people by them, Oh no they were No,
they were Africa in that mission, haven't you played that?
(02:51):
They're on your side there on the other they're fighting
the rebels, bros. Vimbi's on your side. Yeah, who are
you fighting that little dude? I don't know who are
we fighting that level? They're fighting like some rebel militia
or the MLPA. That's right. M p l A, m
p l A. That's pretty russy. Have you never played
(03:13):
that campaign? I haven't really. I think I gave it
a brief shot. Do you remember do you remember the
opening scene of that campaign? Was it in like a
hangar or something or the opening scene is a dude
burning alive in a car. Yeah, it's like the first
when you open up the first level, he's like screaming
in your face and you're trying to like open the thing.
(03:33):
And then the big black guys like we'll get the
Baldi mission. He's already dead.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Which is which is a vimb who's this very famous politician.
I can't remember what country from, but very big on.
I think I think it's that. Yeah, and he's like
this massive politician back in the eighties that they've used.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
This game actually got in a lot of trouble because
I used a lot of real life.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, I think Za vimb was his family. I'm not
sure if he was still alive at the time. He wasn't.
He died in two thousand and two. Yeah, so he
his family. I think I think they either tried to
sue or like along those lines went like pursued legal
cases against that division and the Nicaraguan president at the time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm getting his name, well cash was Manuel Noriega. Yeah,
Manuel his family, He's family tried to suit allegedly. That
guy is very bad too. He's a very bad guy.
His family come out and tried to sue that. I
think he is still alive.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But yeah, I think at that when the game came out,
I think that guy was still like you painted him
in a really bad life, but he's a bad dude.
Dude was like I think he was selling drugs for well,
assisting in like drug trafficking with like Escobar was just
like confirmed photos of them together. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well, well he's a Niggeraguan drug lord that went into
politics basically.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh yeah, well he did become the president. Yeah yeah,
yeah pretty much. So very very nice guy I hang around,
I guess so yeah, there's a I mean, oh that's real.
That's I think Castro as well, for black ops one
had had the same issues and they're like, oh yeah,
they painted him in a bad light, and it's like,
how could they do that? Why would they do such
(05:28):
a thing to such a good bloke? Yeah, Fidel Castro,
Yeah yeah, why would you do it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, I mean this, this whole war thing is
another one of America trying to install their own fucking
politics into a country that probably doesn't really want it,
which Iran. Well, the whole reason Iran is angry at
America is because they did this before to him. They
put a dictatorship in, they went and restructured, they're they're
(05:54):
fucking and then then they're they're all like, well you
fuck that country. Like the eighties, Yeah, Iran, what they
did to a lot of fucking Middle Eastern countries.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You talking about the golf, It was like, kuwait, they
did it to Iran too. Are you sure you got
it right? Broight? I think we need to fact chase this.
I think you need to check yourself with that one,
because that's like Kuwait and all that shit in the
golf for I don't know, man like Iranians. I think
fought in like Iraq and shit Iranians.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, well look, well Russy's kidding in it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh no, oh no, what's it say, Russy? Okay, So
there wasn't any direct occupation by America of Iran, but
there was significant tension conflict. Yeah, Iran hostage crisis. Yeah,
the hostage crisis was at the embassy in Tehran. Oh
(06:52):
my god, four hundred forty four days. Well, this says
that US initially was neutrable. That was the Iraq Iran right, yeah, yeah,
I probably have a well this is I probably have
a friend that fought in that war.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, because America had a pretty big bloke around that time.
That's when Russia invaded Afghanisian. Yeah, yeah, which was again
a fucking team or like a what would you call
it an insurgency or whatever that was trained up by
the CIA that.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Turned into yeah, like yeah, yeah, the c IA just
like like just helped the muja hiding because it was
all about communism back in the day. Yeah, you know
it should still be. We should go back to the
Cold War stuff instead of this religious war bullshit. We
should fund all that shit off and just go back
to fighting communism.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Pretty funny side note talking about communism or socialism.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was that soup and over on the weekend, and I.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Can't believe how many blue head, fucking weirdo looking women
were just talking about socialism. It's like, just because you
got fired from your job as a barrista doesn't mean
that you need to get paid the same as everyone else.
All right, dickhead, capitalism's the problem. It's like, no, maybe
it's your worth it work ethic.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, they served too many men. It was serving the patriarchy.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't serve men the animals. But yeah, So the
next one is the big thing that caught my eye
is that in the game, in the nineteenth of June
twenty twenty five, America goes into our own In the game,
those missile strikes happened on the twentieth one day difference
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in this game, mind you, this can come out in twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Twelve, and they're fucking strike.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
They're in America's America's mobilized and is like pretty much
about to invade our n they've just striked important nuclear
missile sites or nuclear enrichment sites. Sorry, but you know,
the funny thing is which America seems to just think
that every country below them just doesn't know what they're doing.
(09:14):
They didn't get anything, you know, they they are strikes,
they didn't get one. They didn't they didn't lose one
bit of data or any scientists or anything like that, right,
they just knew they were coming. They're like, oh, well,
let's move them, Let's move the data and the scientists.
So then they're just blowing up buildings. Well is it
(09:35):
just intimidation, I mean it is, but it's also I
think I think it's a bit of fucking like ignorance,
just thinking that oh, they're, oh, these guys got fucking
towels on their head, they don't know how to use
the computer, fucking blowing them up and go oh, it's.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like they're just don't they say the same thing about
the Americans. It's like, when was the last time they
won a war? Well, yeah, the only time they on
a bit of an l streak, aren't they They're pretty bad?
They won, they won the big one and then just
fucking keep losing. You know, well, yeah, they come to
pull out of the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, yeah, they didn't want to be involved until they
got brought into it. And then every war that they've started,
they've kind of like what results.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it's like they're the sub. They're the sub that
comes on wins in the game, and then when they're
the starter, they fucking like yeah the Nam Vietnam what
that was eight years or whatever? Yeah? Nothing, really, you
don't talk about the secret war in Korea? Korea? Yeah,
four years of fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's a million wars that America has just been a
part of, like Afghanistan, Afghanistan, Russia.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Can you look up there's a quote. I want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It says rules of war, don't invade Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Afghanistan's like we're stand did fucking Russia and America and
they've just had fucking highluxes in ak forty sevens?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah you said that? Is there a quote there? I
knew you were wrong, dude. There is a quote, bro. Yeah,
well that's Harold Macmillan, the British Prime Minister. I knew
it was someone important. Rule number one and yeah, he's
so important.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Never invade Afghanistan. Rule number two. Don't invade Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You'd you'd probably say it was like part of the
fucking art of war. That quite. It could be like, oh,
it's ancient Chinese problems.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Confucius says, But does not invade Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Dude, it's got Alexander the Great apparently. Instead. May God
keep you away from blah blah blah, the revenge of Afghans.
How long has Afghanistan been around for a long time,
very long time? Yes, I didn't know that. Yeah, they're
the ones that are. It's a very hard place to
inbate though, that's why.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
They're the ones. Well that's like, yeah, it's well, we
failed at it. But like they won Afghanistan. But like
the whole Ottoman the Middle East is impossible to invade, right, Bro.
They brought down the Byzantine Empire, m they pushed the
Romans out back in the day. They did just yeah
but yeah, the Afghans.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, you know those things that you put your legs on.
Other things. They predicted America will air strike Iran. We
know that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
But the big thing that they I think they put
a lot of emphasis on in this game, which I
think we're all talking about. A free holiday in World
War two.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Probably won't free holiday.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, free holiday because you get to go on a
on a ship and go travel the world.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah what six months of training, buddy? How you're going
to hold up with that? All? Right? After six months
of training?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Right, all I need to do is run one hundred
meters and be a bullet sponge.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
They're not going to send me out there to kill, can't.
They're going to send me out there as a destruction.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
This guy's too tall for a foxhole, all right, right
over there for King and country, brother.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But the big emphasis on drone warfare. Oh my god,
have you seen I watched a video today someone in
a in like someone in Ukraine or like Russia in
a foxhole, and that's like the noise you hear buzzing, Yeah, yeah,
from the drones. It's like that's fucking horrific. Eh, it
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is terrifying. Imagine that. Yeah, Like I mean, in a
foxhole back in the.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Day, like World War two, you'd be sitting there and
you're like, no, no, no. But if I stay quiet,
they probably won't see.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
No, no, no. You're there for one second and then
an artillery sell will hit near and you're either gone
in an instant or like you're like fucking like a
bit fucked up, but it's like, oh, you're still kind
of one piece. Like now, it's like you just see
this buzzing NonStop and then maybe it gets loud out
next to you and then you blow up. But then
you're there for like fucking half an hour wait for
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another join to come over and finish off.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Bro, you have you seen him russy on like Instagram
and shit, I don't think so, No you did see him?
Like there'll be a Russian hanging out in a Ukrainian
like in the Ukrainian area, sitting in a fox like
a foxhole, and they get discovered and they know that
drone discovers them and the Ukrainians sit above them just
to fucking make sure they dine fear and you can
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see him like hands up, like giving up, like no,
no I'm not I'll turn around and he jesse and
they fly in the camera stops. It just fucking blows
into bits. They've hooked them up like they bring them
up with like four or five grenades at once.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like cheap twenty dollars drones that
they just fucking they put like a little bit of
explosive on it and on it and then just fucking
send it out to blow up tanks and ichnologia, yeah, technologia. Yeah,
So be scared, guys. I think be scared because.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I think we're gonna have to be quite involved in this,
which is quite scary.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But yeah, what do you reckon we're going to do though?
Peacekeeping mission? Oh yeah, put radios on like fucking hell
divers now and just get fucking sent in and blown up,
Ben Robert Smith too.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Fu no, no way, oh oh yeah, yeah, it's time
to get a bit click baby up in this bitch ah.
We're thinking we want to appeal to your TikTok brain
and we know how much you guys love a countdown
or like a top five. Here, ladies and gentlemen, mean
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Ryan going to compile a list, Russ. He's gonna comment,
this is your top five when you edit dumber sports,
when you edit this park and he looks away.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So for the gameplay underneath, and I should should definitely no, seriously,
would you watch it? You're the subways the game of course? Yeah,
I think you should do that.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, actually I'll try something. I'll do like a minute
of subway surfers somewhere in there. Awesome, All right, number five, Ryan,
do you want to start with your number five?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, my dumbest sport probably the cheese will running down things.
I don't know what it's called. It's got a proper name,
but I saw a highlight of it the other day
and some guy like just got shredded.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
That video of that guy running down the hill. That's
pretty dumb to be honest.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Took a full sprint and it's like, because tell me
to see him. What's Cooper's Hill? She's rolling and wake, Yeah,
that's a gloster in Gloucester. It is in England. It'd
be one of the dumb countries. I guess, stupid cauc
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another another if we did top up countries that are dumb.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, that video. You watch him because like, yeah,
you've got to be a bit considerate. You see people
just eat it all the time, but they only eat
it about like when they start falling there full probably
for like two meters.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That it was like three people that take it serious.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
This guy went full sprint, full peal and then he
tripped and he dead. It goes fifteen meters down the
hill before he hits it. He fucking poll axes himself.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I already got up, though, I already got up Pine. Oh,
his arm would be pointing backwards. Yeah, but Leggy got up. Pine.
Your joined to be pretty fucked. Europeans don't feel pain.
They don't. Eh.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
My number five is what's it called the fucking the stone?
And you've rubbed the ice? No, I've fully fucking had
it in my brain.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Then, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Curling curling Now I want to know who the fuck decides,
Like damn. Let's like, I got the whole point of
like sliding a rock across an ice to see who
can get the closest, just basically lawn bowls. But someone went, damn,
what if we just clean the ice in front of it?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There's definitely a point to it. I think it's dumb.
I think it's a dumb sport. There's definitely a point
to cleaning the ship. I don't know put lawn bowls
on the same fucking category, but there is there is.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like nah, but I like that, get the whole point
of who can get the stone? The closest, like it
is the most basic.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's probably just the team sport of lawn bowls. It
is the most basic. There's too most basic. When they
clean it, are they actually cleaning something or are they
cleaning they're sweeping? I think it's does it make it
go further? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh well that must be so what
it basically does when you're sweeping, and it creates the
friction of like puts a top, like a real thin
layer of water on it so it slides across the
ice even better, Well, it lowers the friction, yeah, exactly
for the for the stone.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But that's the thing I want to get. How I
love that this is a sport that's gotten all the
way to the Olympics. This would be the two dumb,
fucking Eskimos just fucking being bored.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
They put anything in the Olympics our day out now nowadays.
And yeah, they put anyone, anyone and anything. You don't
even need a trial for the Olympics anymore. You could
just be some breakdancer. Ah, alright, that's your opinion. That
could be my number four spot. The Olympics is pretty
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fucking dumb at the yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucking dumb
at the moment. Well, we fucking have a cool fucking
four days worth of swimming that technic, and then well
we suck for the rest of the time.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
It's like the shooting as well, Like that's that's gonna
be mine four It's like the Olympic shooting.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
They shoot fucking BB guns, yeah, be real, shoot slugs.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like why don't they just have like here you go,
he's a fucking he's a fifty cow sniper.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Let's see you hit a target over one thousand meters.
That's it. It's in pressive, Like, what are we gonna
have fucking Chris Kyle in the Olympics terrorist? Let's set
a terrorist three kilometers that way and see if he
can shoot him. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
My TikTok brain right now is a bit like damn
BB shooting something fifty meters away. Oh cool, But how
about we actually see people fucking sift some heads?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What do we do fucking put people that are like
like in Guantanamo Bay out. We bring them out and
they're like, look, dude, if they miss you, you're free
to go. Trump's like, God, these people agree for jargot practice,
you know, who it is. It's the people who lost
last year in the Olympics. You are labeled as terrorists, Losa,
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Why are you carrying a radio on? You go? See there?
All right? So your number three? Oh, fishing is a
dumb sport, isn't it your favorite? It is my favorite sport.
It's pretty dumb. Like as a sport, it's dumb. It's
good a hobby it is. It's a way better hobby
than it is sport. I think it would be better though,
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if you're allowed to drink, you're a drink in the
actual well, you wouldn't if you're doing a competition, absolutely not.
Why would you drink. It's not the whole reason of fishing.
That should be half the reason.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, Like and whenever I've gone fishing, it's drinking first,
casting second.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, that's what it should be bringing you if you
if you sign up to a competition and you want
to win, because there's very lucrative prizes, like what like
a big plaque that you could put up on your
in your apartment when you were twelve fourteen still up
(21:51):
There got no soccer trophies there. It's just a fishing plank,
just my fishing plaque. What'd you catch that one? It
was just freshwater fish. I'm pretty sure you didn't catch
like a calf or something and get here go. No,
it was definitely one of them. That was one of
the fish that would have been my biggest fish out
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of those. What was the com was like who caught
the most? That was I'm pretty sure a random fish
or like a random length of all your fish or something. Oh,
so all the fish caught together, they got measured. It
was like a lottery, that one, that one I got
from a lottery. But I've won that one before. So
what you'd like that it's by chance that you win
(22:31):
that year that plaque I won by chance, but I've
won it before, like I've won it like, so it's
it's like a random You're got to explain to me
how the fuck this works. So that that year, because
I think they've changed it since then, but that year,
in that competition, it was like all the fish get
submitted into like a into a draw, and they pick
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out a random length and a random species and then
whoever's closest to that measurement wins. And that's what I want.
That's the one that I have up in my apartment.
What are you laughing for? Cut? It's not like I
got a thousand dollars out of that. You got lucky though,
I got a green I got it. I've got a
greet How old I've got a bag fourteen performance enhancing
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fishing drugs? Pretty good? Yeah? And then like, yeah, I'm
pissing a cup that one. No, every time after I've
had to piss in a cup.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
They're just like, damn, this guy's won this twice. We
better fucking you need to check if he's been.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I won it three times. How do you win it
three times? That? Not that one, that random prize, I've
won that once, but the biggest in certain species and
biggest in all the species together. I one a couple
of times. What it's all species? Cut? Yes? Yeah, where'd
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you catch this? Survey's creek? No? Do you catch it
in Survey's creek? I called it in glenmor Locke. Yeah.
My biggest fish I ever caught. There was a wooly
shopping trolley. I think I also called a triple S pulsar.
That was Blenmore Park. It's a prestigious area. Get caught
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walking past mac Is at two o'clock in the morning,
you'll get stabbed yep, on the line. But I go
there then I lived there to deplete that. Well, I'm
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up to three. M Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Number three, I'm going to say a fl AFL is
pretty much what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah? I watched it on Friday, me and Maddie, we're
watching it, watching it. What was your experience watching it?
I thought it was pretty boring, to be honest. So
what you're telling me? This is what I was trying
to One of our boys liked it because he plays it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
About boys, and our soccer team was talking about it.
I'm like, what's the rule. There's a rule that you
can't tackle them properly.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Can't tackle them above the shoulders and below the legs,
below the waist. What the fuck is that rule? I
don't know. Do you like AFL? Some I used to
play AFL. I played it for like ten years, fifteen years.
You like it? I mean, It's what I'm used to,
so I prefer it to everything else. But you don't
watch it. But I'll go and see, like the Sydney
(25:32):
Swans when they play Collingwood. That's about it. Look, I
probably is a better sport to watch live, but then
the whole like you've got to bounce it, dude, you
sit there for two hours, bru. Yeah that's crazy, but
you don't get the fucking reels TikTok attentions band kids
at AFL game, Yeah, because that's fair, right, It's like
(25:56):
probably because they got playing fortnite. Bro, how about the
sporting look at it for two They can't look at
a game for two hours. They're going to go home
and play some Fortnite.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
This is how much the sport annoys me, though, Like
I'll watch one game year that's the Grand Final, just
because it's that's when finals after forty so there's not
much fuddy, But you watch the great AFL Grand Final
just like I can never get past the first quarter.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
The amount of AFL Grand Finals I've watched, and the
score deficits a hundred points. This is supposed to be
the two best teams that year. Yeah, and there's one
hundred point deficit. You pretty much can call the game
by the first quarter most of the time.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh, I don't know. I've seen some pretty good turnarounds though,
and I've seen some close games like Sydney Swan's The
fuck is your deal? Cuts? Win a fucking Grand final. Yeah,
they've been all over the place. To be honest, Sydney's
in it.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And I must have been Anesia because I keep forgetting
that they suck in grand finals and oh, Sydney might
winn't that'd be good because I'd hate for Melbourne to
win anything because I hate Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't really. I just I think you are looks.
I think he's a little bit of a Yeah. Yeah,
not everyone needs to well they've got no teeth. Yeah,
not everyone need all the time, you know what I mean.
Pale is good sometimes, but.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, it's like you're watching it and you're like, oh, here,
Sidney will go all right in the first quarter and
they're down by seventy points or fifty points to whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're like, fuck, all right, I'll go do something. I'll
come back. And you come back and it's like one
hundred and twenty to fucking twelve, and you're like, yeah,
what the fuck? How do you get to the Grand Final?
And shit? The bed that hard? That is true, all right? Right?
Number two. I want to clump for my number two spot.
I want to clump or a bunch of sports in
one American sports don't you've done Olympics in American sports, Yeah,
(27:43):
we'll go. We'll go American sports that I don't bet on.
So if I haven't got a bet on the game, yeah,
fucking don't understand the rules. You have fucking three. It's
like the AFL argument. You've got four quarters for what? Yeah,
well I get to watch basketball, Oh sick. I only
have to watch the last minute. Yeah. Otherwise I just
(28:04):
look at the score and be like, oh, that game
will blowout. See you later. Don't have to watch that.
You fuck my multi Memphis Grizzlies, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, my number two on that is basketball itself. That
sport is so fucking boring to watch.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
It's it's like, I mean, you can watch highlights, it's
pretty watch an edit. You can watch a fucking TikTok
and it's better. Yeah, and it's just Michael Jordan in
the night. It's the same thing, same thing with like NFL.
Watching the game itself, fucking boring.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It Like most of the time, basketball shits me right
because it's like it's it's just long form tennis, and
tennis is already long enough because all you see is
someone runs, they run to that side, they dance around
the hoop a bit, they miss a shot, and then
they let the other team. That's an unspoken rule in
the game that you let them run to the other
side of the court. You just let them run. You
(28:52):
don't have to, but it's an unspoken.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I've seen some edits of them because that's apparently a
dirty act to do that.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh, that's disgusting. Why would I let them have it go?
It's not fucking Pokemon, Emerald, cunt. They don't get a
turn to attack me. I'm taking the ball off them.
Imagining Pokemon games that you could actually just attack twice
and keep attacking. You fucking would wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh? Absolutely? What the fuck would you let them attack?
It's a gentleman's game. It's a very tall gentleman's game. Yeah.
I don't know basketball. I feel like.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It can make a good sport. You're just gonna have
a bit of fucking grit about you. You're gonna play
a gentleman's sport. Play war, stand across from each other
in a couple of fields, get some muskets. That's a
gentleman's sport. Right, number one sport.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Number one sport right now is f one because Ferrari suck.
Please please get my man, Charleslclaire out of there. It
is to save someone needs to save him, all right,
he's You have too much talent to be in a
team that doesn't know how to fucking that can do
one good racing year. Yeah, how can you have.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What eighty two hundred years of fucking experienced racing and
your team sucks?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Just Italians, just too much grease in the in the engine.
You have one of the best drivers. They're just going
like that taking all the grease out of their hair.
And you have one of the best, You have one
of the best drivers, and you can't get him to win. Well,
you've got to.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You got the You've got one of the best drivers
ever in your team and you seem to just fuck him.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Slippery, oily steering wheel yeah and gist, Yeah, all that
hair grease unless unless Ferrari do well and then that's
actually the best sport or or someone dies and then
it's the best sport again, that's a high speedcraft. My
number one sport that I'm going to pick on is Nascar.
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
So if you didn't notice, shame and Gisbeggin's over there
and he just dominated a street sport and they're like.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's so unfair. He's got he's got training. It's like, no,
it just proves that your driver aren't that fucking good.
And you ask anyone who's watched one, they travel for
six hours around a circle. How do you watch six
hours of someone? Cars is a pretty good movie. Yeah,
but Cars is only a good movie because they don't
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drive around circle the whole time. There's a lady car,
there's a lady car. The things I do fucking eyes
or would you do them to the little masdas who
are now legal? Of course because those cars are about
twenty five years old. Oh well there you go. Well
(31:35):
that model is like ninety four, isn't it. Oh yeah,
yeah about that?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh it's pretty I like an older girl, I bet you.
There's fucking headlights don't pop up as much now, yeah,
they need a pillo.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh lovely stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
So yeah, yeah, that probably would have been weird when
that first come out that meants lightning a queen got
flashed by some six ten year old girls.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yes, when no, no, no, that came out. Oh yeah,
would have come in when we were in primary school. Yeah,
damn early two thousands. Yeah, only when you were born. Yeah,
like mid twenty yeah, mid two thousands, Jesus. All right, guys,
we're going to do a little bit of a test
on Rusty over here. Look, so, what what year were
(32:29):
you born? Again? Mate? Oh? Six? Mate? Which makes you?
How old? Nineteen? Nineteen years old? All right, so a
little bit a little bit younger than us. You're pushing
twenty mate. Oh get an old, mate, Brady, pushing twenty
you've got young status? Yeah, bro, you're real unk right now?
I am. So.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Look, me and Ryan obviously had a life before Rusty
was even born. Right, So what we're going to do.
I think the magic number. I'm going to make it seven.
We're going to go through something and list them. As
soon as we hit seven, this segment stops all time constraints.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's going to be characters, it's going to be things
that existed, it's going to be shows, it's going to
be video games even. Or for you to say what
they are, you have to just say what they're from,
or what they were, okay, so or their function.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
So I've got to identify You've got to identify what
they were, Okay, okay, or if we say a character, hmm,
we might like you can ask us if they're a
character or something if you're confused, and then you get
if it's a character, You've got to tell us what
TV showy're from and stuff like that. So you're just
going to say what it is, and then I've got
to say what it's from. Yes, yes, all right. My
(33:41):
first one is a character Chuckie Finster. I've got no
idea what that is, no ideastories. Yeah, I don't know
who that is. You're not even gonna guess give it a.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yes, it's a cartoon from a kid's cartoon from when
the nineties, nineties, two thousand, yeah, nineties to early two
is its?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
No? But they had two movies, I'm pretty sure movies.
They might have had a couple more movies. Yes, they
definitely had. They definitely had a collab with another big
cartoon as well.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It was very common for us as kids to have
one of these movies on VCR and they were colored VCRs.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Was it? It was like it wasn't like the Simpsons
or something like that. No, No, I'll give you one
more guess of a show. Would I know it?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The show maybe maybe you know I have older brothers.
There's a good chance, good chance that these VCR existed
when you were a kid.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh three, I'm drawing a blank, bro, I can't. I
got nothing. He's a kid with glasses from rug Rats.
But I know, yeah, I know rug Rats. I have
never seen it though, Oh my god, what's the one? No,
you can't think of anything? No, well, I was thinking
of something when I saw it, like literally thirty seconds ago.
(35:09):
That's a I don't really describe what it would be
without giving it away, though you can say that. You
can say the name and he has to describe what
it is. No, but I don't know what it's called. Oh,
it's something to do with lunchtime, like you remember in school.
Oh well, I'm pretty much given it away. Are you
talking about lunch orders or something? Yeah? What is this? Like?
(35:29):
That's what I was thinking about. Do you know what
a lunch order is? Well? Is that when you when
everyone like orders their lunch and they get it at
lunch of pre odd lunch. All right, that's fine, that's fine,
All right, I've got one for you. Do you know
who Russell Cod is? Australian character. I recognize the name.
I don't even know the actor though.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
So I had the actor's name. You don't have to
if you give the actors name, that's an extra point.
I'll give you two points if you give me the
actor's name, but if you tell me what he did?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Was he was he? Was this from like a like
a live action sort of movie or was it a cartoon?
There's a TV show in Australia. Was he to do
with Wildlife? Ye? Yeah, possible, No, not fully, but yes?
Was he like an adventurer? Yes? Like an explorer? Is
(36:16):
was it Russell Coit out back adventure or something like that?
That's what he did? You get another point for that one. Okay,
you know the actor? No, I don't, Laine Roberts, No,
I don't know who that is. Bro, I wouldn't have
got that. I was like, I don't even know who
the fuck that is. I know I know the actor?
All right, you got another one? No, just think of
some ship when you're a kid, cun, bro, I just
(36:37):
remember as a kid playing fucking RuneScape in the library.
One you just what's what that isn't what's playing RuneScape
in the library? Rusty? Do you know that? Look? I've
heard of RuneScape. It's like a freaking have you not
actually heard of Redescape? Played it? I haven't played it?
What the fuck hunt is like in the isometric freaking yeah? Like,
(37:00):
I know that you can like build bases and you
can know no, no, I'm sorry, keep trying. Well, I
know you can you collect like inventries, and I know
people like traded stuff online. You know people got bullied
when they fucking when they got their ship stolen. You
know about that. I think I've heard like stories and
(37:21):
I've heard some horror stories. Well, if you said second job,
I would have given you a point because that's also
applicable because that game is pretty much a second job, right,
Oh it isn't like it takes a lot of effort. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a lot of hours of just fucking doing nothing. Grinding, yeah, grinding, yeah,
pretty much at nothing. All Right, My next one, what
(37:43):
is soup opera? What the fuck are you on about?
Cant super opera? Soap opera? No, soup opera super opera. Bro,
I've got a TV show on ABC when we're kids? Yeah,
well was I a kid? Or was I not?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It might have still existed when you were around, but
I can tell you why. It definitely gave every kid nightmares,
and it wasn't meant to be scary. It was meant
to be creative. Soup Wait a minute, is that the
one with all the veggies? Yeah, and they all they
all they're all singing, yeah, and they all look fucked up.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah. Then they all make scenes from the fruit and ship.
I know what you're talking about. He's on three. Did
you never see soup Opera? No? You can't. Were you
allowed to watch TV at all? What did I watch
when I was a kid? Fuck? I actually don't remember ship?
Do you know that? Oh my god, Yeah, I do
(38:40):
remember that. That's the ship where like they're on the
table or something, they all get together and stop motion.
It's a stop motion they make things out of fruit.
Holy shit, I do remember that. And that was sort
of that is a fucking fever dream. Holy shit. That
was sort of fucking creepy as fuck. Yeah, I swear
I remember this one. I'm sure there were heaps of them,
though they probably all looked Oh my god, yeah, they
(39:01):
were on a they were just on a black like
slightly and they'd come out of the basket. Is that
just a style for me to eat fucking fruits and vegetables.
That's probably what I tried to do. It probably made
it all, probably probably what That's probably one of the
main reasons why I didn't do that. This is the
way we got a diabetes crisis. Just scared of the opera,
just fucking scared the funk out of everyone. Do you
(39:22):
remember it feeling scary and eerie in a mean too? Yeah.
The singing was, like I swear there was like screaming
and stuff as well. Yeah, because it was like opera singing,
like high pitch falsetto. Didn't they did they prepare the like,
did they cut them as well?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's they cut them all up and then
shaped them into the animals and ship and it was
all like a It was all like a quartette sort
of singing, and it was fucking just weird and creepy.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
But I'm sure they were like, man, this is AATSI
I bet it was some French guy made that. I
had a good one, but sure, a good one. I
just you go first, you go first, another one, another one?
All right? What I'll ask you what sort of media
is Jack and Dexter? So? What is it a game?
(40:08):
All right? He gets it? What were they? But isn't
it Daxter? I thought you said Dexter? Did I say Dexter?
Jack and Daxter? Is it? Is it a guy and
a dog? It's an elf and a weasel a week?
All I know is that it's a game, and I
don't know what it is. I got it wrong. It's SBS.
Is it a show? No, it's a news presenter. A
(40:31):
news presenter. Yeah, do you remember? I get a name?
All right, she's very funny. All right, what's another one? Ah? Yeah?
See how would he say? But he sort of gave
(40:52):
it away? Yeah, I did gave it away. Who's this person?
Who is the news presenter? Yeah? Well fuck I fuck
that up? Well tell me who it is though, lel Jin, Yeah,
I don't know who that is. You don't know who
that is. I've got no idea. What does she look like.
She's like this sweet old Asian lady. She's in a
(41:15):
lot of comedy as well. She has a lot of comedy.
Did like serious news? Like when I was a kid, she.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Broke Yeah, she broke a lot of news. But then
just people would get her to do serious parts in
comedy shows that were really funny.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I got one.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
All right, what so Tracy McBean the famous what this
was a TV show when We're a kid detective?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
No, I don't know who that is. Tracy McBean, the
famous fictional character. It's fictional cutoon. Oh yeah, ok think
this is a kid's show that's going to inspire kids.
It was a terrible fucking show anyway, drug dealer. H
Tracy McBean, the famous drug dealer. No, she was an
(41:59):
inventor inventsa Okay, I got a second. Good wait to
spoiler this time Chapelle called me, well was she famous for?
Was it some fucked up Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah it was, And somehow, somehow she's a hero in
Australian pop culture and what she did was fucked up?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Uh? It was it? Like pornographic? No? No, no, no drugs? Yes?
But what in what way did she This would have
happened like the year before you're born and it went
on for ages. Yeah really yeah, she only just came
back to Australia like fucking five six years ago. Did
this happen in Australia? No, no, no, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
It happened It happened in Bali, Bali. He went to
prison for like ten years in Bali, Or was she.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Like rufieing children something worse worse? No, I actually don't
think this is worse than Rufie and children. Well, in
that country, it's probably worse. It's a crime right where
you probably could say like, oh I got stood up,
got stood up? Where like the victim or she played
she tried to play the victim? Did oh wait? No,
(43:04):
so she could say she got stood up? Yes, surely
you know this. I don't know. I don't recognize the name.
I don't recognize this. She No, she's like so famous.
She got caught trying to smuggle a fuck load of
marijuana into Bali through a boogieyboard bag. She said it
got planted, right, Yeah, well her brother is actually quite
(43:27):
a pretty big drug ping. Yeah, that's nothing compared to
rufine children. Yeah no, but in that country she was
put on death row. Yeah, we got to extra, isn't
that well? Bali and like Thailand and all those.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
All those super Yeah, and now she's now she's a billionaire,
a millionaire because she sold a book when she's and
people fucking went hard.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
What's the book about drugs? Selling drugs and experience her? Yeah,
trying to sell drugs in Bali.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Trying to sell drugs in Bali. All right, what character
from a cartoon said smashing?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
That's probably bad. It's bad. And also he had two kids.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
One of them was an angsty teenager, the other one
was basically borderline a Tasmanian.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Devil, but was a human. Oh yeah, And they traveled
around the world and looked at wildlife, very close to rugbrats.
What did he say? It funny? Was like smashing? Exactly
like that.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Actually, what's a show called? If you actually, if you
give me his name, that's fine. You don't have to
come up with the show.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
The show is in the name it is it is. Remember,
so it's a cartoon. Yes, yes, it's a Nickelodian cartoon.
Blodian cartoon. I know, I know what you're talking. I remember,
I remember that, but I don't remember what it looked
like or what it was called. It's about animals, about animals, Yeah,
(44:56):
a lot of what is it called conservation?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, they tried to do conservation and it's they pretty
much had like the first idea of logging. To be
honest as well, they would get the keep the mum
would be the camera crew and film the dad, the
one that said smashing around around the world and they
somehow just drive there in.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
The RB and they adopted. They adopted an indigenous child
and took him away. Okay, that's fine. He also doesn't
wear clothes. He doesn't wear clothes and also the most
(45:38):
intelligent person on the r V. He want a monkey.
You got to tell me what it was, the wild
thorn Brees, Nigel thornb Thornberry Brough.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
You don't going to see it, the wild Thornberries. So
there's Donnie, Donnie, I don't remember the monkey's name. I
don't know Eliza thorn Bear.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Eliza's the girl. I haven't seen this for younks. Yeah,
because it hasn't been out for that we do you
reckon about the sister? What? I think she's probably fucking thirteen.
What do you think about the monkey? He's a bit
(46:26):
I think he's a bit of a pessimist as well.
Got a bit of a fucking long neck, doesn't he's
a bit of a pessimist, all right. Next one a
bit too British. You gotta you gotta show no. I
think you took mine with I had bold Thornberry's, but
I don't know I don't know, kind of think of
like only ABC Presenters.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
TV show which was based in Rose Bay, Australian famous
TV show that had a famous character called Alf.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
What was that show called Alf? Alf Stewart, very famous.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Goings fucking have an outburst without swearing.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Two shows that are similar, they went head to head.
One was literally on the same time, different channels. One
of them still runs now, were they not.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
It's getting canceled getting canceled now. But one of them
is in Melbourne on Ramsey Street and the other ones
in Palm Beach.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
They're cartoons, no, no, no actual shows. The famous soap operas, Yeah,
they'd be soap operas. Yeah, I don't know, Australian soap opera,
got to be honest, very famous Australian telling. You don't
want to have a guess of an Australian show that on.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
This one, this one with the beach. Yeah, this one
in Palm Beach went on for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Look, there's a lot of If you watch the ads,
you'd think there's a fucking death every week.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Every week, someone drives off a cliff, someone goes missing.
Also there's always some angsty twenty year old that turns
up and he's angry at everyone, and the really nice
girl falls in love with him.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
The only Australian show that I can think of his
Bondo rescue soap opera. Wrong direction, that's the wrong direction.
That's reality. That's a reality show. Yeah, it's all fake.
This is all fake. Think of a fake show sometimes
on Channel ten. This was on Channel nine. I don't
want to seven Channel seven. You're thinking of the Melbourne One.
(48:22):
It's on Channel seven. I don't watch two, but I've
gotta be honest, okay, close to each day? Oh men away?
You never never heard of her. I never heard of
Home and Away. Oh my god, Oh I've heard of
Home and Away. You never heard of Al Stewart. I
don't know about neighbors. You haven't heard of neighbors. I
think I've heard. I was going to say neighbors, but
(48:42):
I was like, what is my what's my clue when
good neighbors become good friends? It was like fuck, yeah.
You could have just been like, I don't know, yeah, yeah,
neighbors is like these people live on one could Sack
and the Margo Robbie Show. He was on Having Away.
I didn't know that, so it was Chris Hamsworth. Chris Hamsworth,
(49:04):
probably Liam as well. Actually you know what, I think
I did know that? All right, I reckon one more each,
I've got one more and I'm done. I'll fucking mind
blank now in mind blank, I've got one more. Right,
And I'm actually pretty sure this doesn't exist when you
were born. No, but all right. It is Chris Hamworth,
Chris Hamsworth's first major role m and it has a
(49:26):
lot to do with horses, horses.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Obviously primarily because horses are the girl's dirt bike. It's
a girl show, a girl show. It's a girl show.
But because we definitely both had sisters and would have
been I was forced to watch it.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Mm hmm. This is his first show. It's about a
bunch of girls that have sleepovers and ride horses. That
sounds like a wonderful time. Mm hmm. They're twelve. You
don't want to be there. I repeat, I don't even
(50:06):
know this show you're talking about, bro, You're talking about
like Gilmore Girls or something. No. No, No, kid show,
kid show, kids show. Chris Hensworth was like thirteen or
fourteen when he started working with it. Dude, I don't
even know I'm with you. Really, it doesn't really any bells.
If you said, like the mermaid chow, I'd get you.
I hate to do it. It's pretty much the early
version of that Mermaids. They ride horses. What is it?
(50:30):
You don't know? No? Saddle club? No, no, no, saddle club.
You don't know saddle club. No. That's how Chris Hansworth started. Really,
we should do pop culture things that you don't fucking know, cunt,
What did you do? What did your dad do? Damn?
All right, it's six o'clock. I was I was outside
the fucking trap house? All right? What did your dad do?
(50:52):
All right, it's time for you to enjoy yourself, right,
so face the fucking corner, cunt. And if you know, no, no,
I was in the car, in the hot car. I
had the window cracked open, my packet of chips. I
feel like it just makes it, It makes it seem
like your family didn't have a TV and nearly got
to watch we Honestly, there's probably times where there's probably
months that we didn't have a TV because it'd break
(51:13):
and then no one would buy one. Mum would crack
the shits. She was just cooking all the time. She
was like work, got home, started cooking. Dad would be
just like in the garage until he ran out of
bud and then just fucking went to the me and
Matt to the trap house, right that real nineteen forties upbringing.
(51:35):
He didn't have a TV. He had the wireless in
the car. I'm telling you, did you ever get a
ball and just run around out the front of your
yard by yourself, not with your brothers? No? I did
that a lot. I did it out the front a lot.
I would just grab a footy and then just kick
a footy up and then catch it makes sense, yeah,
but a lot of time, a lot of kids. I
(51:58):
was a very active kid. Yeah, I like that. I'd
get like a creakerd bat and hit like the Bradman
and hit the fucking cricket ball, tennis ball on the
wall or something I'd learned. Like that's how I learned
how to kick a ball, because I just like juggle
the ball against the wall. But like I'd do that
for hours, Bro, I wouldn't watch anything because like I
wasn't allowed to play games like during the week too,
(52:18):
so I had to like sit out stand outside and
do nothing. Dad, it's fucking cold can't come in. You
don't come in until seven thirty. Shut up. That is
July and it gets cold and dark at five thirty.
Can you at least turn the light on it? Well,
I'd ask him. I'd probably ask Dad, Dad, I need
(52:39):
someone to pass to. He'd like, fine, I'll come kick
a ball, and then he'd critique me, y, how you
fucking pass the ball? Your pass it? Like this.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I had a very similar thing where like I'd want
to kick the ball with my brother and then he'd
be like, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Brother, it's a lot different brow.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
I'd be like, all right, I'll come and kick the
ball to you, all right, And then he'd go, all right,
catch this, and he just send a fucking burdo bomb
and if I didn't catch.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
It, he'd punch the fuck out of me. Fuck all right,
So Rusty doesn't know things.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
That's fair, all right, guys, look very simple, very simple stuff.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
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This is the afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What up, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the afternoon Detention.
I'm Jezzar. That's right right, and over there that's little Mitch.
I mean actually, rusty mate. Welcome back to the pod
behind the fucking buttons.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, boys, all right, let's get straight back into it again.
Have you put your head into the sanietto. Have you
noticed that Iran has been striked by America? Yeah you
saw it?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah? Yeah, I saw it today. Pretty fucking crazy, pretty crazy. Yeah,
I like sick is in cool yucky. So look like,
let's be real.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We're gonna have to get involved because we need America's
help because he is a bit scary right now. And
but the thing I want to point out though about
what scares me about this.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Have we all played Black Ops too? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yes, big big fan of the campaign, big roman, And
there's now I want to point out, this is the
fucking thing that's scary. We've got to check the developers
of this game or the story writers. There's been some
points that have actually happened in this game. It's it's
fucking nuts, right. So the first one that I want
to I've got a few list here, right, things that
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have happened in twenty twenty five because of this game.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
There's a rural Menendez that actually exists, Like a real
guy named Rol Menendez. What's his name? I had it here.
I've not seen that. You haven't seen that. I'll get
a picture. What's his name? You haven't seen this guy?
Guy there?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, his name is forseem Yusef, and he's a campaigner
against Israel, which is basically against like all major powers.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, look spot on basically to ral Menandez. Yeah, pretty
he is. He fucking drone striking, so he had a
lots of the dude, like, what do you want? Look?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I mean, like it is pretty funny that this whole
conflict that's happening in twenty twenty five, there's a guy
that's pretty in the front of it and pushing it
along that looks exactly like the antagonists out of Black.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You can just say that though, because like it's just
an old guy, right.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, But I mean the facial features are a bit
kind of weird. I mean they probably exaggerated and made
this guy the main character, the main antagonist.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Has he got one eye? Was he shot by the CIA. Well, look,
he was a young while he was trying to while
he was trying to sell guns to the niger argument
they were black people by them, Oh no they were No,
they were Africa in that mission, haven't you played that?
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They're on your side there on the other they're fighting
the rebels, bros. Vimbi's on your side. Yeah, who are
you fighting that little dude? I don't know who are
we fighting that level? They're fighting like some rebel militia
or the MLPA. That's right. M p l A, m
p l A. That's pretty russy. Have you never played
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that campaign? I haven't really. I think I gave it
a brief shot. Do you remember do you remember the
opening scene of that campaign? Was it in like a
hangar or something or the opening scene is a dude
burning alive in a car. Yeah, it's like the first
when you open up the first level, he's like screaming
in your face and you're trying to like open the thing.
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And then the big black guys like we'll get the
Baldi mission. He's already dead.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Which is which is a vimb who's this very famous politician.
I can't remember what country from, but very big on.
I think I think it's that. Yeah, and he's like
this massive politician back in the eighties that they've used.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
This game actually got in a lot of trouble because
I used a lot of real life.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, I think Za vimb was his family. I'm not
sure if he was still alive at the time. He wasn't.
He died in two thousand and two. Yeah, so he
his family. I think I think they either tried to
sue or like along those lines went like pursued legal
cases against that division and the Nicaraguan president at the time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm getting his name, well cash was Manuel Noriega. Yeah,
Manuel his family, He's family tried to suit allegedly. That
guy is very bad too. He's a very bad guy.
His family come out and tried to sue that. I
think he is still alive.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But yeah, I think at that when the game came out,
I think that guy was still like you painted him
in a really bad life, but he's a bad dude.
Dude was like I think he was selling drugs for well,
assisting in like drug trafficking with like Escobar was just
like confirmed photos of them together. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well, well he's a Niggeraguan drug lord that went into
politics basically.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh yeah, well he did become the president. Yeah yeah,
yeah pretty much. So very very nice guy I hang around,
I guess so yeah, there's a I mean, oh that's real.
That's I think Castro as well, for black ops one
had had the same issues and they're like, oh yeah,
they painted him in a bad light, and it's like,
how could they do that? Why would they do such
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a thing to such a good bloke? Yeah, Fidel Castro,
Yeah yeah, why would you do it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, I mean this, this whole war thing is
another one of America trying to install their own fucking
politics into a country that probably doesn't really want it,
which Iran. Well, the whole reason Iran is angry at
America is because they did this before to him. They
put a dictatorship in, they went and restructured, they're they're
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fucking and then then they're they're all like, well you
fuck that country. Like the eighties, Yeah, Iran, what they
did to a lot of fucking Middle Eastern countries.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You talking about the golf, It was like, kuwait, they
did it to Iran too. Are you sure you got
it right? Broight? I think we need to fact chase this.
I think you need to check yourself with that one,
because that's like Kuwait and all that shit in the
golf for I don't know, man like Iranians. I think
fought in like Iraq and shit Iranians.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, well look, well Russy's kidding in it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh no, oh no, what's it say, Russy? Okay, So
there wasn't any direct occupation by America of Iran, but
there was significant tension conflict. Yeah, Iran hostage crisis. Yeah,
the hostage crisis was at the embassy in Tehran. Oh
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my god, four hundred forty four days. Well, this says
that US initially was neutrable. That was the Iraq Iran right, yeah, yeah,
I probably have a well this is I probably have
a friend that fought in that war.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, because America had a pretty big bloke around that time.
That's when Russia invaded Afghanisian. Yeah, yeah, which was again
a fucking team or like a what would you call
it an insurgency or whatever that was trained up by
the CIA that.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Turned into yeah, like yeah, yeah, the c IA just
like like just helped the muja hiding because it was
all about communism back in the day. Yeah, you know
it should still be. We should go back to the
Cold War stuff instead of this religious war bullshit. We
should fund all that shit off and just go back
to fighting communism.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Pretty funny side note talking about communism or socialism.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was that soup and over on the weekend, and I.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Can't believe how many blue head, fucking weirdo looking women
were just talking about socialism. It's like, just because you
got fired from your job as a barrista doesn't mean
that you need to get paid the same as everyone else.
All right, dickhead, capitalism's the problem. It's like, no, maybe
it's your worth it work ethic.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, they served too many men. It was serving the patriarchy.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't serve men the animals. But yeah, So the
next one is the big thing that caught my eye
is that in the game, in the nineteenth of June
twenty twenty five, America goes into our own In the game,
those missile strikes happened on the twentieth one day difference
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in this game, mind you, this can come out in twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Twelve, and they're fucking strike.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
They're in America's America's mobilized and is like pretty much
about to invade our n they've just striked important nuclear
missile sites or nuclear enrichment sites. Sorry, but you know,
the funny thing is which America seems to just think
that every country below them just doesn't know what they're doing.
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They didn't get anything, you know, they they are strikes,
they didn't get one. They didn't they didn't lose one
bit of data or any scientists or anything like that, right,
they just knew they were coming. They're like, oh, well,
let's move them, Let's move the data and the scientists.
So then they're just blowing up buildings. Well is it
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just intimidation, I mean it is, but it's also I
think I think it's a bit of fucking like ignorance,
just thinking that oh, they're, oh, these guys got fucking
towels on their head, they don't know how to use
the computer, fucking blowing them up and go oh, it's.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like they're just don't they say the same thing about
the Americans. It's like, when was the last time they
won a war? Well, yeah, the only time they on
a bit of an l streak, aren't they They're pretty bad?
They won, they won the big one and then just
fucking keep losing. You know, well, yeah, they come to
pull out of the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, yeah, they didn't want to be involved until they
got brought into it. And then every war that they've started,
they've kind of like what results.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it's like they're the sub. They're the sub that
comes on wins in the game, and then when they're
the starter, they fucking like yeah the Nam Vietnam what
that was eight years or whatever? Yeah? Nothing, really, you
don't talk about the secret war in Korea? Korea? Yeah,
four years of fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's a million wars that America has just been a
part of, like Afghanistan, Afghanistan, Russia.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Can you look up there's a quote. I want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It says rules of war, don't invade Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Afghanistan's like we're stand did fucking Russia and America and
they've just had fucking highluxes in ak forty sevens?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah you said that? Is there a quote there? I
knew you were wrong, dude. There is a quote, bro. Yeah,
well that's Harold Macmillan, the British Prime Minister. I knew
it was someone important. Rule number one and yeah, he's
so important.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Never invade Afghanistan. Rule number two. Don't invade Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You'd you'd probably say it was like part of the
fucking art of war. That quite. It could be like, oh,
it's ancient Chinese problems.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Confucius says, But does not invade Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Dude, it's got Alexander the Great apparently. Instead. May God
keep you away from blah blah blah, the revenge of Afghans.
How long has Afghanistan been around for a long time,
very long time? Yes, I didn't know that. Yeah, they're
the ones that are. It's a very hard place to
inbate though, that's why.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
They're the ones. Well that's like, yeah, it's well, we
failed at it. But like they won Afghanistan. But like
the whole Ottoman the Middle East is impossible to invade, right, Bro.
They brought down the Byzantine Empire, m they pushed the
Romans out back in the day. They did just yeah
but yeah, the Afghans.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, you know those things that you put your legs on.
Other things. They predicted America will air strike Iran. We
know that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
But the big thing that they I think they put
a lot of emphasis on in this game, which I
think we're all talking about. A free holiday in World
War two.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Probably won't free holiday.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, free holiday because you get to go on a
on a ship and go travel the world.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah what six months of training, buddy? How you're going
to hold up with that? All? Right? After six months
of training?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Right, all I need to do is run one hundred
meters and be a bullet sponge.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
They're not going to send me out there to kill, can't.
They're going to send me out there as a destruction.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
This guy's too tall for a foxhole, all right, right
over there for King and country, brother.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But the big emphasis on drone warfare. Oh my god,
have you seen I watched a video today someone in
a in like someone in Ukraine or like Russia in
a foxhole, and that's like the noise you hear buzzing, Yeah, yeah,
from the drones. It's like that's fucking horrific. Eh, it
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is terrifying. Imagine that. Yeah, Like I mean, in a
foxhole back in the.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Day, like World War two, you'd be sitting there and
you're like, no, no, no. But if I stay quiet,
they probably won't see.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
No, no, no. You're there for one second and then
an artillery sell will hit near and you're either gone
in an instant or like you're like fucking like a
bit fucked up, but it's like, oh, you're still kind
of one piece. Like now, it's like you just see
this buzzing NonStop and then maybe it gets loud out
next to you and then you blow up. But then
you're there for like fucking half an hour wait for
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another join to come over and finish off.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Bro, you have you seen him russy on like Instagram
and shit, I don't think so, No you did see him?
Like there'll be a Russian hanging out in a Ukrainian
like in the Ukrainian area, sitting in a fox like
a foxhole, and they get discovered and they know that
drone discovers them and the Ukrainians sit above them just
to fucking make sure they dine fear and you can
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see him like hands up, like giving up, like no,
no I'm not I'll turn around and he jesse and
they fly in the camera stops. It just fucking blows
into bits. They've hooked them up like they bring them
up with like four or five grenades at once.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like cheap twenty dollars drones that
they just fucking they put like a little bit of
explosive on it and on it and then just fucking
send it out to blow up tanks and ichnologia, yeah, technologia. Yeah,
So be scared, guys. I think be scared because.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I think we're gonna have to be quite involved in this,
which is quite scary.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But yeah, what do you reckon we're going to do though?
Peacekeeping mission? Oh yeah, put radios on like fucking hell
divers now and just get fucking sent in and blown up,
Ben Robert Smith too.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Fu no, no way, oh oh yeah, yeah, it's time
to get a bit click baby up in this bitch ah.
We're thinking we want to appeal to your TikTok brain
and we know how much you guys love a countdown
or like a top five. Here, ladies and gentlemen, mean
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Ryan going to compile a list, Russ. He's gonna comment,
this is your top five when you edit dumber sports,
when you edit this park and he looks away.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So for the gameplay underneath, and I should should definitely no, seriously,
would you watch it? You're the subways the game of course? Yeah,
I think you should do that.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, actually I'll try something. I'll do like a minute
of subway surfers somewhere in there. Awesome, All right, number five, Ryan,
do you want to start with your number five?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, my dumbest sport probably the cheese will running down things.
I don't know what it's called. It's got a proper name,
but I saw a highlight of it the other day
and some guy like just got shredded.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
That video of that guy running down the hill. That's
pretty dumb to be honest.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Took a full sprint and it's like, because tell me
to see him. What's Cooper's Hill? She's rolling and wake, Yeah,
that's a gloster in Gloucester. It is in England. It'd
be one of the dumb countries. I guess, stupid cauc
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another another if we did top up countries that are dumb.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, that video. You watch him because like, yeah,
you've got to be a bit considerate. You see people
just eat it all the time, but they only eat
it about like when they start falling there full probably
for like two meters.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That it was like three people that take it serious.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
This guy went full sprint, full peal and then he
tripped and he dead. It goes fifteen meters down the
hill before he hits it. He fucking poll axes himself.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I already got up, though, I already got up Pine. Oh,
his arm would be pointing backwards. Yeah, but Leggy got up. Pine.
Your joined to be pretty fucked. Europeans don't feel pain.
They don't. Eh.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
My number five is what's it called the fucking the stone?
And you've rubbed the ice? No, I've fully fucking had
it in my brain.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Then, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Curling curling Now I want to know who the fuck decides,
Like damn. Let's like, I got the whole point of
like sliding a rock across an ice to see who
can get the closest, just basically lawn bowls. But someone went, damn,
what if we just clean the ice in front of it?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There's definitely a point to it. I think it's dumb.
I think it's a dumb sport. There's definitely a point
to cleaning the ship. I don't know put lawn bowls
on the same fucking category, but there is there is.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like nah, but I like that, get the whole point
of who can get the stone? The closest, like it
is the most basic.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's probably just the team sport of lawn bowls. It
is the most basic. There's too most basic. When they
clean it, are they actually cleaning something or are they
cleaning they're sweeping? I think it's does it make it
go further? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh well that must be so what
it basically does when you're sweeping, and it creates the
friction of like puts a top, like a real thin
layer of water on it so it slides across the
ice even better, Well, it lowers the friction, yeah, exactly
for the for the stone.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
But that's the thing I want to get. How I
love that this is a sport that's gotten all the
way to the Olympics. This would be the two dumb,
fucking Eskimos just fucking being bored.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
They put anything in the Olympics our day out now nowadays.
And yeah, they put anyone, anyone and anything. You don't
even need a trial for the Olympics anymore. You could
just be some breakdancer. Ah, alright, that's your opinion. That
could be my number four spot. The Olympics is pretty
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fucking dumb at the yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucking dumb
at the moment. Well, we fucking have a cool fucking
four days worth of swimming that technic, and then well
we suck for the rest of the time.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
It's like the shooting as well, Like that's that's gonna
be mine four It's like the Olympic shooting.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
They shoot fucking BB guns, yeah, be real, shoot slugs.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like why don't they just have like here you go,
he's a fucking he's a fifty cow sniper.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Let's see you hit a target over one thousand meters.
That's it. It's in pressive, Like, what are we gonna
have fucking Chris Kyle in the Olympics terrorist? Let's set
a terrorist three kilometers that way and see if he
can shoot him. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
My TikTok brain right now is a bit like damn
BB shooting something fifty meters away. Oh cool, But how
about we actually see people fucking sift some heads?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What do we do fucking put people that are like
like in Guantanamo Bay out. We bring them out and
they're like, look, dude, if they miss you, you're free
to go. Trump's like, God, these people agree for jargot practice,
you know, who it is. It's the people who lost
last year in the Olympics. You are labeled as terrorists, Losa,
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Why are you carrying a radio on? You go? See there?
All right? So your number three? Oh, fishing is a
dumb sport, isn't it your favorite? It is my favorite sport.
It's pretty dumb. Like as a sport, it's dumb. It's
good a hobby it is. It's a way better hobby
than it is sport. I think it would be better though,
(21:15):
if you're allowed to drink, you're a drink in the
actual well, you wouldn't if you're doing a competition, absolutely not.
Why would you drink. It's not the whole reason of fishing.
That should be half the reason.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, Like and whenever I've gone fishing, it's drinking first,
casting second.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, that's what it should be bringing you if you
if you sign up to a competition and you want
to win, because there's very lucrative prizes, like what like
a big plaque that you could put up on your
in your apartment when you were twelve fourteen still up
(21:51):
There got no soccer trophies there. It's just a fishing plank,
just my fishing plaque. What'd you catch that one? It
was just freshwater fish. I'm pretty sure you didn't catch
like a calf or something and get here go. No,
it was definitely one of them. That was one of
the fish that would have been my biggest fish out
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of those. What was the com was like who caught
the most? That was I'm pretty sure a random fish
or like a random length of all your fish or something. Oh,
so all the fish caught together, they got measured. It
was like a lottery, that one, that one I got
from a lottery. But I've won that one before. So
what you'd like that it's by chance that you win
(22:31):
that year that plaque I won by chance, but I've
won it before, like I've won it like, so it's
it's like a random You're got to explain to me
how the fuck this works. So that that year, because
I think they've changed it since then, but that year,
in that competition, it was like all the fish get
submitted into like a into a draw, and they pick
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out a random length and a random species and then
whoever's closest to that measurement wins. And that's what I want.
That's the one that I have up in my apartment.
What are you laughing for? Cut? It's not like I
got a thousand dollars out of that. You got lucky though,
I got a green I got it. I've got a
greet How old I've got a bag fourteen performance enhancing
(23:21):
fishing drugs? Pretty good? Yeah? And then like, yeah, I'm
pissing a cup that one. No, every time after I've
had to piss in a cup.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
They're just like, damn, this guy's won this twice. We
better fucking you need to check if he's been.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I won it three times. How do you win it
three times? That? Not that one, that random prize, I've
won that once, but the biggest in certain species and
biggest in all the species together. I one a couple
of times. What it's all species? Cut? Yes? Yeah, where'd
(23:54):
you catch this? Survey's creek? No? Do you catch it
in Survey's creek? I called it in glenmor Locke. Yeah.
My biggest fish I ever caught. There was a wooly
shopping trolley. I think I also called a triple S pulsar.
That was Blenmore Park. It's a prestigious area. Get caught
(24:20):
walking past mac Is at two o'clock in the morning,
you'll get stabbed yep, on the line. But I go
there then I lived there to deplete that. Well, I'm
(24:42):
up to three. M Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Number three, I'm going to say a fl AFL is
pretty much what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah? I watched it on Friday, me and Maddie, we're
watching it, watching it. What was your experience watching it?
I thought it was pretty boring, to be honest. So
what you're telling me? This is what I was trying
to One of our boys liked it because he plays it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
About boys, and our soccer team was talking about it.
I'm like, what's the rule. There's a rule that you
can't tackle them properly.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Can't tackle them above the shoulders and below the legs,
below the waist. What the fuck is that rule? I
don't know. Do you like AFL? Some I used to
play AFL. I played it for like ten years, fifteen years.
You like it? I mean, It's what I'm used to,
so I prefer it to everything else. But you don't
watch it. But I'll go and see, like the Sydney
(25:32):
Swans when they play Collingwood. That's about it. Look, I
probably is a better sport to watch live, but then
the whole like you've got to bounce it, dude, you
sit there for two hours, bru. Yeah that's crazy, but
you don't get the fucking reels TikTok attentions band kids
at AFL game, Yeah, because that's fair, right, It's like
(25:56):
probably because they got playing fortnite. Bro, how about the
sporting look at it for two They can't look at
a game for two hours. They're going to go home
and play some Fortnite.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
This is how much the sport annoys me, though, Like
I'll watch one game year that's the Grand Final, just
because it's that's when finals after forty so there's not
much fuddy, But you watch the great AFL Grand Final
just like I can never get past the first quarter.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
The amount of AFL Grand Finals I've watched, and the
score deficits a hundred points. This is supposed to be
the two best teams that year. Yeah, and there's one
hundred point deficit. You pretty much can call the game
by the first quarter most of the time.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh, I don't know. I've seen some pretty good turnarounds though,
and I've seen some close games like Sydney Swan's The
fuck is your deal? Cuts? Win a fucking Grand final. Yeah,
they've been all over the place. To be honest, Sydney's
in it.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And I must have been Anesia because I keep forgetting
that they suck in grand finals and oh, Sydney might
winn't that'd be good because I'd hate for Melbourne to
win anything because I hate Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't really. I just I think you are looks.
I think he's a little bit of a Yeah. Yeah,
not everyone needs to well they've got no teeth. Yeah,
not everyone need all the time, you know what I mean.
Pale is good sometimes, but.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, it's like you're watching it and you're like, oh, here,
Sidney will go all right in the first quarter and
they're down by seventy points or fifty points to whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're like, fuck, all right, I'll go do something. I'll
come back. And you come back and it's like one
hundred and twenty to fucking twelve, and you're like, yeah,
what the fuck? How do you get to the Grand Final?
And shit? The bed that hard? That is true, all right? Right?
Number two. I want to clump for my number two spot.
I want to clump or a bunch of sports in
one American sports don't you've done Olympics in American sports, Yeah,
(27:43):
we'll go. We'll go American sports that I don't bet on.
So if I haven't got a bet on the game, yeah,
fucking don't understand the rules. You have fucking three. It's
like the AFL argument. You've got four quarters for what? Yeah,
well I get to watch basketball, Oh sick. I only
have to watch the last minute. Yeah. Otherwise I just
(28:04):
look at the score and be like, oh, that game
will blowout. See you later. Don't have to watch that.
You fuck my multi Memphis Grizzlies, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, my number two on that is basketball itself. That
sport is so fucking boring to watch.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
It's it's like, I mean, you can watch highlights, it's
pretty watch an edit. You can watch a fucking TikTok
and it's better. Yeah, and it's just Michael Jordan in
the night. It's the same thing, same thing with like NFL.
Watching the game itself, fucking boring.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It Like most of the time, basketball shits me right
because it's like it's it's just long form tennis, and
tennis is already long enough because all you see is
someone runs, they run to that side, they dance around
the hoop a bit, they miss a shot, and then
they let the other team. That's an unspoken rule in
the game that you let them run to the other
side of the court. You just let them run. You
(28:52):
don't have to, but it's an unspoken.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I've seen some edits of them because that's apparently a
dirty act to do that.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh, that's disgusting. Why would I let them have it go?
It's not fucking Pokemon, Emerald, cunt. They don't get a
turn to attack me. I'm taking the ball off them.
Imagining Pokemon games that you could actually just attack twice
and keep attacking. You fucking would wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh? Absolutely? What the fuck would you let them attack?
It's a gentleman's game. It's a very tall gentleman's game. Yeah.
I don't know basketball. I feel like.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It can make a good sport. You're just gonna have
a bit of fucking grit about you. You're gonna play
a gentleman's sport. Play war, stand across from each other
in a couple of fields, get some muskets. That's a
gentleman's sport. Right, number one sport.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Number one sport right now is f one because Ferrari suck.
Please please get my man, Charleslclaire out of there. It
is to save someone needs to save him, all right,
he's You have too much talent to be in a
team that doesn't know how to fucking that can do
one good racing year. Yeah, how can you have.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What eighty two hundred years of fucking experienced racing and
your team sucks?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Just Italians, just too much grease in the in the engine.
You have one of the best drivers. They're just going
like that taking all the grease out of their hair.
And you have one of the best, You have one
of the best drivers, and you can't get him to win. Well,
you've got to.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You got the You've got one of the best drivers
ever in your team and you seem to just fuck him.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Slippery, oily steering wheel yeah and gist, Yeah, all that
hair grease unless unless Ferrari do well and then that's
actually the best sport or or someone dies and then
it's the best sport again, that's a high speedcraft. My
number one sport that I'm going to pick on is Nascar.
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
So if you didn't notice, shame and Gisbeggin's over there
and he just dominated a street sport and they're like.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's so unfair. He's got he's got training. It's like, no,
it just proves that your driver aren't that fucking good.
And you ask anyone who's watched one, they travel for
six hours around a circle. How do you watch six
hours of someone? Cars is a pretty good movie. Yeah,
but Cars is only a good movie because they don't
(31:15):
drive around circle the whole time. There's a lady car,
there's a lady car. The things I do fucking eyes
or would you do them to the little masdas who
are now legal? Of course because those cars are about
twenty five years old. Oh well there you go. Well
(31:35):
that model is like ninety four, isn't it. Oh yeah,
yeah about that?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh it's pretty I like an older girl, I bet you.
There's fucking headlights don't pop up as much now, yeah,
they need a pillo.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh lovely stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
So yeah, yeah, that probably would have been weird when
that first come out that meants lightning a queen got
flashed by some six ten year old girls.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yes, when no, no, no, that came out. Oh yeah,
would have come in when we were in primary school. Yeah,
damn early two thousands. Yeah, only when you were born. Yeah,
like mid twenty yeah, mid two thousands, Jesus. All right, guys,
we're going to do a little bit of a test
on Rusty over here. Look, so, what what year were
(32:29):
you born? Again? Mate? Oh? Six? Mate? Which makes you?
How old? Nineteen? Nineteen years old? All right, so a
little bit a little bit younger than us. You're pushing
twenty mate. Oh get an old, mate, Brady, pushing twenty
you've got young status? Yeah, bro, you're real unk right now?
I am. So.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Look, me and Ryan obviously had a life before Rusty
was even born. Right, So what we're going to do.
I think the magic number. I'm going to make it seven.
We're going to go through something and list them. As
soon as we hit seven, this segment stops all time constraints.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's going to be characters, it's going to be things
that existed, it's going to be shows, it's going to
be video games even. Or for you to say what
they are, you have to just say what they're from,
or what they were, okay, so or their function.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
So I've got to identify You've got to identify what
they were, Okay, okay, or if we say a character, hmm,
we might like you can ask us if they're a
character or something if you're confused, and then you get
if it's a character, You've got to tell us what
TV showy're from and stuff like that. So you're just
going to say what it is, and then I've got
to say what it's from. Yes, yes, all right. My
(33:41):
first one is a character Chuckie Finster. I've got no
idea what that is, no ideastories. Yeah, I don't know
who that is. You're not even gonna guess give it a.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yes, it's a cartoon from a kid's cartoon from when
the nineties, nineties, two thousand, yeah, nineties to early two
is its?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
No? But they had two movies, I'm pretty sure movies.
They might have had a couple more movies. Yes, they
definitely had. They definitely had a collab with another big
cartoon as well.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It was very common for us as kids to have
one of these movies on VCR and they were colored VCRs.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Was it? It was like it wasn't like the Simpsons
or something like that. No, No, I'll give you one
more guess of a show. Would I know it?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The show maybe maybe you know I have older brothers.
There's a good chance, good chance that these VCR existed
when you were a kid.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh three, I'm drawing a blank, bro, I can't. I
got nothing. He's a kid with glasses from rug Rats.
But I know, yeah, I know rug Rats. I have
never seen it though, Oh my god, what's the one? No,
you can't think of anything? No, well, I was thinking
of something when I saw it, like literally thirty seconds ago.
(35:09):
That's a I don't really describe what it would be
without giving it away, though you can say that. You
can say the name and he has to describe what
it is. No, but I don't know what it's called. Oh,
it's something to do with lunchtime, like you remember in school.
Oh well, I'm pretty much given it away. Are you
talking about lunch orders or something? Yeah? What is this? Like?
(35:29):
That's what I was thinking about. Do you know what
a lunch order is? Well? Is that when you when
everyone like orders their lunch and they get it at
lunch of pre odd lunch. All right, that's fine, that's fine,
All right, I've got one for you. Do you know
who Russell Cod is? Australian character. I recognize the name.
I don't even know the actor though.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
So I had the actor's name. You don't have to
if you give the actors name, that's an extra point.
I'll give you two points if you give me the
actor's name, but if you tell me what he did?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Was he was he? Was this from like a like
a live action sort of movie or was it a cartoon?
There's a TV show in Australia. Was he to do
with Wildlife? Ye? Yeah, possible, No, not fully, but yes?
Was he like an adventurer? Yes? Like an explorer? Is
(36:16):
was it Russell Coit out back adventure or something like that?
That's what he did? You get another point for that one. Okay,
you know the actor? No, I don't, Laine Roberts, No,
I don't know who that is. Bro, I wouldn't have
got that. I was like, I don't even know who
the fuck that is. I know I know the actor?
All right, you got another one? No, just think of
some ship when you're a kid, cun, bro, I just
(36:37):
remember as a kid playing fucking RuneScape in the library.
One you just what's what that isn't what's playing RuneScape
in the library? Rusty? Do you know that? Look? I've
heard of RuneScape. It's like a freaking have you not
actually heard of Redescape? Played it? I haven't played it?
What the fuck hunt is like in the isometric freaking yeah? Like,
(37:00):
I know that you can like build bases and you
can know no, no, I'm sorry, keep trying. Well, I
know you can you collect like inventries, and I know
people like traded stuff online. You know people got bullied
when they fucking when they got their ship stolen. You
know about that. I think I've heard like stories and
(37:21):
I've heard some horror stories. Well, if you said second job,
I would have given you a point because that's also
applicable because that game is pretty much a second job, right,
Oh it isn't like it takes a lot of effort. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a lot of hours of just fucking doing nothing. Grinding, yeah, grinding, yeah,
pretty much at nothing. All Right, My next one, what
(37:43):
is soup opera? What the fuck are you on about?
Cant super opera? Soap opera? No, soup opera super opera. Bro,
I've got a TV show on ABC when we're kids? Yeah,
well was I a kid? Or was I not?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It might have still existed when you were around, but
I can tell you why. It definitely gave every kid nightmares,
and it wasn't meant to be scary. It was meant
to be creative. Soup Wait a minute, is that the
one with all the veggies? Yeah, and they all they
all they're all singing, yeah, and they all look fucked up.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah. Then they all make scenes from the fruit and ship.
I know what you're talking about. He's on three. Did
you never see soup Opera? No? You can't. Were you
allowed to watch TV at all? What did I watch
when I was a kid? Fuck? I actually don't remember ship?
Do you know that? Oh my god, Yeah, I do
(38:40):
remember that. That's the ship where like they're on the
table or something, they all get together and stop motion.
It's a stop motion they make things out of fruit.
Holy shit, I do remember that. And that was sort
of that is a fucking fever dream. Holy shit. That
was sort of fucking creepy as fuck. Yeah, I swear
I remember this one. I'm sure there were heaps of them,
though they probably all looked Oh my god, yeah, they
(39:01):
were on a they were just on a black like
slightly and they'd come out of the basket. Is that
just a style for me to eat fucking fruits and vegetables.
That's probably what I tried to do. It probably made
it all, probably probably what That's probably one of the
main reasons why I didn't do that. This is the
way we got a diabetes crisis. Just scared of the opera,
just fucking scared the funk out of everyone. Do you
(39:22):
remember it feeling scary and eerie in a mean too? Yeah.
The singing was, like I swear there was like screaming
and stuff as well. Yeah, because it was like opera singing,
like high pitch falsetto. Didn't they did they prepare the like,
did they cut them as well?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's they cut them all up and then
shaped them into the animals and ship and it was
all like a It was all like a quartette sort
of singing, and it was fucking just weird and creepy.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
But I'm sure they were like, man, this is AATSI
I bet it was some French guy made that. I
had a good one, but sure, a good one. I
just you go first, you go first, another one, another one?
All right? What I'll ask you what sort of media
is Jack and Dexter? So? What is it a game?
(40:08):
All right? He gets it? What were they? But isn't
it Daxter? I thought you said Dexter? Did I say Dexter?
Jack and Daxter? Is it? Is it a guy and
a dog? It's an elf and a weasel a week?
All I know is that it's a game, and I
don't know what it is. I got it wrong. It's SBS.
Is it a show? No, it's a news presenter. A
(40:31):
news presenter. Yeah, do you remember? I get a name?
All right, she's very funny. All right, what's another one? Ah? Yeah?
See how would he say? But he sort of gave
(40:52):
it away? Yeah, I did gave it away. Who's this person?
Who is the news presenter? Yeah? Well fuck I fuck
that up? Well tell me who it is though, lel Jin, Yeah,
I don't know who that is. You don't know who
that is. I've got no idea. What does she look like.
She's like this sweet old Asian lady. She's in a
(41:15):
lot of comedy as well. She has a lot of comedy.
Did like serious news? Like when I was a kid, she.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Broke Yeah, she broke a lot of news. But then
just people would get her to do serious parts in
comedy shows that were really funny.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I got one.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
All right, what so Tracy McBean the famous what this
was a TV show when We're a kid detective?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
No, I don't know who that is. Tracy McBean, the
famous fictional character. It's fictional cutoon. Oh yeah, ok think
this is a kid's show that's going to inspire kids.
It was a terrible fucking show anyway, drug dealer. H
Tracy McBean, the famous drug dealer. No, she was an
(41:59):
inventor inventsa Okay, I got a second. Good wait to
spoiler this time Chapelle called me, well was she famous for?
Was it some fucked up Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah it was, And somehow, somehow she's a hero in
Australian pop culture and what she did was fucked up?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Uh? It was it? Like pornographic? No? No, no, no drugs? Yes?
But what in what way did she This would have
happened like the year before you're born and it went
on for ages. Yeah really yeah, she only just came
back to Australia like fucking five six years ago. Did
this happen in Australia? No, no, no, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
It happened It happened in Bali, Bali. He went to
prison for like ten years in Bali, Or was she.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Like rufieing children something worse worse? No, I actually don't
think this is worse than Rufie and children. Well, in
that country, it's probably worse. It's a crime right where
you probably could say like, oh I got stood up,
got stood up? Where like the victim or she played
she tried to play the victim? Did oh wait? No,
(43:04):
so she could say she got stood up? Yes, surely
you know this. I don't know. I don't recognize the name.
I don't recognize this. She No, she's like so famous.
She got caught trying to smuggle a fuck load of
marijuana into Bali through a boogieyboard bag. She said it
got planted, right, Yeah, well her brother is actually quite
(43:27):
a pretty big drug ping. Yeah, that's nothing compared to
rufine children. Yeah no, but in that country she was
put on death row. Yeah, we got to extra, isn't
that well? Bali and like Thailand and all those.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
All those super Yeah, and now she's now she's a billionaire,
a millionaire because she sold a book when she's and
people fucking went hard.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
What's the book about drugs? Selling drugs and experience her? Yeah,
trying to sell drugs in Bali.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Trying to sell drugs in Bali. All right, what character
from a cartoon said smashing?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
That's probably bad. It's bad. And also he had two kids.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
One of them was an angsty teenager, the other one
was basically borderline a Tasmanian.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Devil, but was a human. Oh yeah, And they traveled
around the world and looked at wildlife, very close to rugbrats.
What did he say? It funny? Was like smashing? Exactly
like that.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Actually, what's a show called? If you actually, if you
give me his name, that's fine. You don't have to
come up with the show.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
The show is in the name it is it is. Remember,
so it's a cartoon. Yes, yes, it's a Nickelodian cartoon.
Blodian cartoon. I know, I know what you're talking. I remember,
I remember that, but I don't remember what it looked
like or what it was called. It's about animals, about animals, Yeah,
(44:56):
a lot of what is it called conservation?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, they tried to do conservation and it's they pretty
much had like the first idea of logging. To be
honest as well, they would get the keep the mum
would be the camera crew and film the dad, the
one that said smashing around around the world and they
somehow just drive there in.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
The RB and they adopted. They adopted an indigenous child
and took him away. Okay, that's fine. He also doesn't
wear clothes. He doesn't wear clothes and also the most
(45:38):
intelligent person on the r V. He want a monkey.
You got to tell me what it was, the wild
thorn Brees, Nigel thornb Thornberry Brough.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
You don't going to see it, the wild Thornberries. So
there's Donnie, Donnie, I don't remember the monkey's name. I
don't know Eliza thorn Bear.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Eliza's the girl. I haven't seen this for younks. Yeah,
because it hasn't been out for that we do you
reckon about the sister? What? I think she's probably fucking thirteen.
What do you think about the monkey? He's a bit
(46:26):
I think he's a bit of a pessimist as well.
Got a bit of a fucking long neck, doesn't he's
a bit of a pessimist, all right. Next one a
bit too British. You gotta you gotta show no. I
think you took mine with I had bold Thornberry's, but
I don't know I don't know, kind of think of
like only ABC Presenters.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
TV show which was based in Rose Bay, Australian famous
TV show that had a famous character called Alf.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
What was that show called Alf? Alf Stewart, very famous.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Goings fucking have an outburst without swearing.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Two shows that are similar, they went head to head.
One was literally on the same time, different channels. One
of them still runs now, were they not.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
It's getting canceled getting canceled now. But one of them
is in Melbourne on Ramsey Street and the other ones
in Palm Beach.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
They're cartoons, no, no, no actual shows. The famous soap operas, Yeah,
they'd be soap operas. Yeah, I don't know, Australian soap opera,
got to be honest, very famous Australian telling. You don't
want to have a guess of an Australian show that on.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
This one, this one with the beach. Yeah, this one
in Palm Beach went on for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Look, there's a lot of If you watch the ads,
you'd think there's a fucking death every week.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Every week, someone drives off a cliff, someone goes missing.
Also there's always some angsty twenty year old that turns
up and he's angry at everyone, and the really nice
girl falls in love with him.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
The only Australian show that I can think of his
Bondo rescue soap opera. Wrong direction, that's the wrong direction.
That's reality. That's a reality show. Yeah, it's all fake.
This is all fake. Think of a fake show sometimes
on Channel ten. This was on Channel nine. I don't
want to seven Channel seven. You're thinking of the Melbourne One.
(48:22):
It's on Channel seven. I don't watch two, but I've
gotta be honest, okay, close to each day? Oh men away?
You never never heard of her. I never heard of
Home and Away. Oh my god, Oh I've heard of
Home and Away. You never heard of Al Stewart. I
don't know about neighbors. You haven't heard of neighbors. I
think I've heard. I was going to say neighbors, but
(48:42):
I was like, what is my what's my clue when
good neighbors become good friends? It was like fuck, yeah.
You could have just been like, I don't know, yeah, yeah,
neighbors is like these people live on one could Sack
and the Margo Robbie Show. He was on Having Away.
I didn't know that, so it was Chris Hamsworth. Chris Hamsworth,
(49:04):
probably Liam as well. Actually you know what, I think
I did know that? All right, I reckon one more each,
I've got one more and I'm done. I'll fucking mind
blank now in mind blank, I've got one more. Right,
And I'm actually pretty sure this doesn't exist when you
were born. No, but all right. It is Chris Hamworth,
Chris Hamsworth's first major role m and it has a
(49:26):
lot to do with horses, horses.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Obviously primarily because horses are the girl's dirt bike. It's
a girl show, a girl show. It's a girl show.
But because we definitely both had sisters and would have
been I was forced to watch it.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Mm hmm. This is his first show. It's about a
bunch of girls that have sleepovers and ride horses. That
sounds like a wonderful time. Mm hmm. They're twelve. You
don't want to be there. I repeat, I don't even
(50:06):
know this show you're talking about, bro, You're talking about
like Gilmore Girls or something. No. No, No, kid show,
kid show, kids show. Chris Hensworth was like thirteen or
fourteen when he started working with it. Dude, I don't
even know I'm with you. Really, it doesn't really any bells.
If you said, like the mermaid chow, I'd get you.
I hate to do it. It's pretty much the early
version of that Mermaids. They ride horses. What is it?
(50:30):
You don't know? No? Saddle club? No, no, no, saddle club.
You don't know saddle club. No. That's how Chris Hansworth started. Really,
we should do pop culture things that you don't fucking know, cunt,
What did you do? What did your dad do? Damn?
All right, it's six o'clock. I was I was outside
the fucking trap house? All right? What did your dad do?
(50:52):
All right, it's time for you to enjoy yourself, right,
so face the fucking corner, cunt. And if you know, no, no,
I was in the car, in the hot car. I
had the window cracked open, my packet of chips. I
feel like it just makes it, It makes it seem
like your family didn't have a TV and nearly got
to watch we Honestly, there's probably times where there's probably
months that we didn't have a TV because it'd break
(51:13):
and then no one would buy one. Mum would crack
the shits. She was just cooking all the time. She
was like work, got home, started cooking. Dad would be
just like in the garage until he ran out of
bud and then just fucking went to the me and
Matt to the trap house, right that real nineteen forties upbringing.
(51:35):
He didn't have a TV. He had the wireless in
the car. I'm telling you, did you ever get a
ball and just run around out the front of your
yard by yourself, not with your brothers? No? I did
that a lot. I did it out the front a lot.
I would just grab a footy and then just kick
a footy up and then catch it makes sense, yeah,
but a lot of time, a lot of kids. I
(51:58):
was a very active kid. Yeah, I like that. I'd
get like a creakerd bat and hit like the Bradman
and hit the fucking cricket ball, tennis ball on the
wall or something I'd learned. Like that's how I learned
how to kick a ball, because I just like juggle
the ball against the wall. But like I'd do that
for hours, Bro, I wouldn't watch anything because like I
wasn't allowed to play games like during the week too,
(52:18):
so I had to like sit out stand outside and
do nothing. Dad, it's fucking cold can't come in. You
don't come in until seven thirty. Shut up. That is
July and it gets cold and dark at five thirty.
Can you at least turn the light on it? Well,
I'd ask him. I'd probably ask Dad, Dad, I need
(52:39):
someone to pass to. He'd like, fine, I'll come kick
a ball, and then he'd critique me, y, how you
fucking pass the ball? Your pass it? Like this.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I had a very similar thing where like I'd want
to kick the ball with my brother and then he'd
be like, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Brother, it's a lot different brow.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
I'd be like, all right, I'll come and kick the
ball to you, all right, And then he'd go, all right,
catch this, and he just send a fucking burdo bomb
and if I didn't catch.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
It, he'd punch the fuck out of me. Fuck all right,
So Rusty doesn't know things.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
That's fair, all right, guys, look very simple, very simple stuff.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
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Him, subscribe MIDI will be back next week so you'll
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(53:43):
especially speak pipes. You want to send in a voice message,
please go ahead.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
We are all ease. Look, boys, this has been a
bit of a weird one. I mean, did I R
I P medi We did anything? Yeah, guys and peace.
He's going to going to reboot. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Someone someone clicked his card. All right, Russie, give us
one last note. Oh, some words of wisdom, some words
of wisdom to leave us.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
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