April 9, 2025 • 47 mins
thanks for checking out this episode of the safebois podcast. let us know what you think in the comments and check us out at the links below
Check us out at https://safebois.com
Insta : / thesafeboispodcast
tiktok : / thesafebois
music credit : @m16_r
Check us out at https://safebois.com
Insta : / thesafeboispodcast
tiktok : / thesafebois
music credit : @m16_r
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, you got a little you had a guy die
outside your place. Yeah two weeks ago? What?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, fucking there's a carcash. Rest in peace, dude. It
shouldn't have been fucking jay walking, to be fair, but.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's it's one of those touchy subjects. I mean, but
you're also did what our ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back
to the fortnightly installment of the Afternoon Detention. We are
as you can tell. We didn't upload last week. I
don't know tech. I don't know tech. I know editing,
(00:54):
I've learned editing. I went to edit, put the sounds
in the fucking program.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's like Paramatter's defense didn't exist. It's like I switched towns.
Fucking winds didn't exist.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Don't count.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's like Jordan Springs fucking ankle after they tried to
push Ryan three times on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What happened doesn't exist? Right, destroyed some kinds ankle.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, I kicked him in the shin.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They kicked him pretty allegedly I kicked him. Allegedly they
kicked him.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
But that's pretty pretty big for that bloke to stand
up and try to fight.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, considering ship.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, it wasn't It wasn't him. It was his center
back mate that came out.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Over with a haircut, like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
you don't even like like he has a mullet. Yeah,
but you know when people just have fluffy hair, it
just looks all fuzzy. It looks like they've rubbed their
head with a balloon. Yeah, it just it just didn't
It's not a mullet, you know, it's not thick enough
to be a mullet. It just looks like, like, brave,
go back to the buzz cut. You've just had an undercut, mate.
(02:02):
It does not work on the buzz cut, because all
it looks like is that you've got the straightest afro
in the world and you've shaved the sides. Yeah. But anyway,
ladies and gentlemen, sorry about last week. MIDI mad Dog
to apologize. Hey, guys, I am sorry for the fuck up.
(02:22):
I for some reason, the audio didn't record except for
the one video that we had, and that was really
not that great, but it was all fucked.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So I didn't record except the tests. Except the tests.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
If we went and uploaded recorded videos, it would have
been a total of about seventeen seconds of audio.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's about it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But just us just like fighting pretty much, Yeah, farting
into the mic and joking each other off. Yeah, so look,
we're holding this yere to, We're all holding each other accountable.
I think it was Ryan's fault. Yeah, I think Ryan
didn't interject at all.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Set up. He didn't He didn't put his opinion in
at all. He didn't look.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't know if I knew the set up or not,
but he didn't mention that he didn't know, or if
he didn't know, he didn't mention something was wrong. And
I think that's the problem. The biggest problem with a
lot of crimes.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Is not talking. Not talking is just as bad as
been doing the crime.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think I should be banned for two years. Then
oh I should be outcasted for two years.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I reckon. You should not see next two weeks. You
have to win two weeks. You have to wait for
the next two weeks once a day. No, God damn it,
you've actually got an ab sail. You know what a
sailing is when you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Fucking put your legs up against the wall or something.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Standing up. Yeah, So like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Guys are making off and If you guys aren't watching
this on YouTube, I recommend to go check it out
because Jesus was just doing the action on camera.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I was abs sailing for two weeks. Yeah, for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's a long that's a lot of absailing. Be climbing
down a few faces, climbing down a cliff.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, start with you. What is that your apartment building? Yeah? Yeah,
I'll go down to my neighbors that we yelled at
on my birthday. You thought water was bad?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You should see me finger my own butthole funge pack
in two point zero. Yeah, all big, big exciting stuff
as well. And he's missing out because he's got an
exciting thing to do this week and he doesn't care
about the place. But anyway, Friendly Georgie is our big thing.
The first chapter of my stand up happening. We're doing
(05:01):
a bit of on site research. You excited for that, right?
Taking the notebook? Also, I don't read anything.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He doesn't read all right, illiterate. We spoke about it
last week, but I got deleted.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know the two is long next coming out early. Yeah.
I bought some of the Way I Am on Friday.
I can't believe you got long next. I just want
it a long neck.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I just felt like I worked hard enough on It's
pretty hard on Friday too.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
See, I get like long necks for favors, but not
for like I go out.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, I mate for my fucking favorite cunts. I gave
you one. No, this is Ryan after the plaid.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Thanks for the fucking long neck. The funny thing is
Jess's got the technique down. Yeah, he's given a lot
of favorites. You don't make money as a carpenter by
fucking standing. You don't make money as a carpenter by
(06:06):
fucking No, you.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Don't know by standing fucking timber up, all right, Yeah,
you're gonna make it other ways.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Can you take my lead for me?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Please?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Can you put this piece of timon so I can
nail in my gpo. I need to my gpo to
stick to the wall when it's not in the right spot.
Can you patch this whole please? I hope you don't
mind have cut out every stud to run this piece
of fucking.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's a lie. We would never tell you. We just
do it. That's a fucking lie. Look, it's a it's
quite a small subject.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Me and Ryan talked about it, but Look, I don't
know if you know, Mitch, I don't think you've been
informed on this.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Ryan is the next like billion.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's got the fucking mindset right, it's got the budget right,
and he wants to introduce it to all you guys
on how to live life with surplus of money and
live like a champion day to day. Now, look, I'm
not gonna say too much, but Ryan, he's glowing. Now,
he's radiating to the other opposite gender and he's doing well.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And this is because of his life style. You're laughing
for me.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm laughing for the way that Jessus is explaining it,
because I need to hear it from your mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, well, I was going to say, I'm the only
homeowner here, so I've probably got the budgeting on points.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
But now he's gone to budget I have I have,
I've changed even better?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What have you changed?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think you've got to understand. First, he's ascended beyond beyond.
That's this budget that he's come up with and this lifestyle.
He's ascended beyond greatness.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Honestly, I should be our thos fucking should be the
treasure I should be the treasurer all Ryan break it
down for it for starters. For starters, you've got to
like percentage your wage, right, Okay, so you put like
a little bit away, So you put a little bit
away for food. So your groceries, you're buying what percentage,
probably like five dollars, five dollars. You want to buy
(08:11):
twenty packets of Maggie's noodles. If you're feeling fucking dangerous,
you get the meg ring.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's fair. I want a bit of spice Julie packet
of course. Yeah, Chilli, chilli, chili, play with fire. You
got to play with the proper stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You know, if you're you know, if you're feeling or like,
if you feel like you can spend it. You know,
you might have a couple of bills that week, you
can pay them off.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't need to though, okay, especially if they're from transurban.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Never actually pay I can't say that, I actually can't,
so fuck.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But you know, if you've got like a water bill,
you don't, don't worry about it, okay, you know, don't
worry about it. You can always pay that later. There
are no there are no over due fees.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You can always shower at your mum's house.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Also, yeah, you can always shower and cook at your
get your mum to cook and uh, you know the
rest of your wage. So that's what around five percent
of your wage five bucks whatever. So you've spent a
total of five bucks. Now you want to put the
rest of the money that you got from your paycheck
to the Marsden Pub.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The mars And Pub. Why the Marlesdon.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Pub, because you can get some shitty beer, start playing
the pokies. You just go straight to look, go straight
to auder Moon. That thing will pay out every time.
I swear to God, swear to God, swear to God.
Work fucking two out of three times last week, which
(09:38):
one was the third time, the last one Friday night.
Friday night wasn't kicking beyond right.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Two out of three nights he has won. I was
up for two out of three.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Three wow, two out of three nights he has not
been able to breathe through his nose Mitchell, Oh okay,
that's how well he is doing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's yeah, yeah, extreme, hey fever.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
So what what gives you rundown? So look, we've told
them the budget. Let's talk about how you walk into
that place. What's your what's your step by step. Let's start.
So you park pulled into the car park.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, the underground car park, a right underground car park.
There's a lift that goes straight to the VIP section. Yep,
you want to skip that and you go straight to
the ATM. So let's break your first machine.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
One.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Let's break this down a bit more. How are you
carrying yourself from the car to the car park, like?
What sort of walk is it like?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Or you got to have definitely shoulders back, You've got
to have a bit of mud on your boots, so
make sure you find a puddle and you wash your
hands in the car park.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, make it so you look like I've actually done
some work.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, yeah, we always do work. We're going to work.
We're going to work. This is before work starts.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, no, no, you've had a hard laborer's day to
get your nine.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's that's just that's just the warmer. That's the warmer.
We're starting work. Okay, that makes sense. So you go
into that lift, go upstairs, but walk past the VP
room because you want to go to the ATM, of course,
and then you want to pull out at least five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, at least that's for the first night.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
That every night, every time you actually every time you
walk past the ATM, you should be getting five hundred
dollars out each time. It's the way they think about
it as you've just won a feature, right, you just
won a five hundred dollars feature. Okay, you're pulling it out.
Does it go straight to the VIP room, right to
the vip M Yeah, yeah, you power walk into there, mate,
(11:33):
if you go there more than once a week.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Once you walk into the VIP room, where do you go?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, I go straight to auder Moon.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Which one is that?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That is second row on the left, second last one
to the left. I think that corner, not back corner
because there's only three raising machines. Okay, it's not a
big not a big faking room.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Now, Brian I know is all about saving money so
he can maximize his profits on them. Of course he
even smokes the smoke darries out of the ash tray.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, so you don't let old mate. What you gotta
do is you gotta you gotta walk around, So you
hit the reserve button on your on your machine, as
my mate calls it, the Booker machine, and then you
walk around or what you you do, get a smoke
a mate and then you keep bumming.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's the best way to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, alright twelve minutes. I mean, I got nothing wrong
with the terminology. I just don't think you can have
that in there.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So you're bumming.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Anyway, you get smokes off your mate and they're pumping
through your lungs. That's keeping. That's pretty much having your
morning coffee, is it?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Or your red Bull?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, you haven't read keep it with the smoke. I
don't think you can order one. You have to sneak
one in.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You have to get a buger red Bull.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, you don't order not at three o'clock in the
av No.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's going to be either too is new or Culton dry.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Now Ryan, Now, would you say you're backed this lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Every day of the weak back, I'm backing it. I
went there today, so I went there today the smell
of the pokys.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Would you I.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Want to propose a challenge to you, right, I want
to propose a challenge for Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Just Friday. Well, Friday is the worsday. Fridays the day
I suck it the week. Thursday, Thursday, Wednesday or thursdays
your most profitable. Thursday Thursday's most properly. So going into Friday,
we know that I'm going to lose all my money.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What time do you walk in on a Thursday?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This Thursday will be to thirty five.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Now I reckon that you message your curier friend and
get him to come at three thirty five.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Win, lose draw?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh sorry, mate, can I tick this one?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You next Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I think I think you should have come yesterday. Thursday sucks.
I thought this was a budgeting thing. Well it is
sounds like I'm just wasting my money.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
This is your lifestyle, brother, this is in mind?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Is it wasteful? If it's if it's up, it's not up.
I'm still looking for to be fair, to be fair.
My mate's fucking my apprentice one two grand the other week,
and I was fucking serious.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
He's a fucking little grunk the apprentice one two grand.
I think the boys one like a grand each. Just
getting depression thinking about today.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Hmmm, I totally agree. Alright, guys, that was economics with
mister Taza.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
We'll find out next week if I'm if it's successful.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
If his.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
If I'm still here, I might be my legs might
be broken because I've got a bunch of gambling debts.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Alright, alright, alright, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. Look,
I I look.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Sometimes you have to go home, right, And I go
ahead to mum, and it's the only time in the
world that I watch free to air TV. Well, it's
not even free to air. If they have Foxtel and
they watched.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Nine now, but they're watching free to air.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's free to air TV that they paid for. It's
like it also doesn't make sense to me. But anyway,
they have Fox Star, which is also a fucking nine,
Like it's twenty of entry fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I can't believe people still have Foxtail.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, but it's like, I don't know, I feel like
it's like, you know, Amazon has got like fucking ads
when you watch shows. Yeah, it's got that like kind
of vibe of like you just put something on.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, I get that. But like I mean, free
to air is normally shit TV. Anyway, That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But the thing is what I'm saying when I go
to Mum's house and get like a nice home cooked
currid sausages.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, that's the thing I'm saying is like it's free
to She pays for Foxtail and she puts free to
air on but doesn't watch Foxtelee channels. Like if me,
like me, if I want a background noise, right, a Foxtelle,
it'd just be Fox eight that's or Comedy Central. It
just be I just wanted to be South Parks reruns
or the Simpsons of futrama.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
If it's none of them, I'm not paying for, right,
I just have Fox League one twenty four to seven.
But anyway, like they have that, But anyway we go
watch like there's things like you know, that's what's the
tipping point that.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You just watched a game chase? They love tipping point,
they love the chase.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
The chase is on a bit too earlier, so Trevor
probably watches that. But what mum was talking about, she
loves maths Married at First Sight. For you people like
me that don't know how to spell it watch it
and don't watch it. I think I've watched three episodes
of the original series that was it back then. It's
(17:29):
like they sort of tried to make people love each other.
Now it's just like, hey, let's put this botox bitch
with this Jim Jim fuckhead.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Let's force them to love each other.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And they're not going to because they don't have an
emotion in their body.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But anyway, their emotions coming from the botox or the.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Gym anyway, I digres. So look the thing that I noticed, right,
And I know a lot of blokes watch these shows,
but I think the problem with blokes watching these shows
there I've a working with Mitchell and very feminine and
very female, or there's just not enough option out there.
(18:08):
You know football, Putty NRL, well, Premier League is only
at night, like really fucking late.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, a lot of city people don't watch sport.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They also have the wrong chromosome. They're also female anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
No, it's not the wrong chromosome. It's the wrong chromosome
for the show that we're designing. That's what we're gonna
try to do most blokes. You know, Putty only is
on for certain amount of hours. There's no TV shows
for us in the middle of the week unless you
watch seven Mate, unless you're watching some dude, fucking fucking
go better fucking shipping container and he pays one hundred
(18:49):
dollars and it's got a fucking rusty lord bar, like
sixty five fucking boxes of COVID masks or whatever. But yeah,
so look, I just want us to sit here and brainstorm, like,
let's make I want to This is our pitch count nine.
If you're watching, if you want to give us some money,
will make the show. This is going to be the
(19:10):
afternoon detention show. It's going to be a bloke show,
all right, Mitch, right, right, Look, I think we're going
to start off who hosts the show. I feel like
it's going to be something similar to Red Green in
a way, where there's one main host that's in every scene,
and then there's people that come around. So I reckon
(19:31):
you would be the person.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What's Red Green? You haven't seen Red Green? I haven't
seen Red Green? Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
The premise of this show, give us a quick The
premises of this show is one bloke and he's just
a how do I put it?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It's just like.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Little comedy skits of this bloke doing his daily routine.
So one of the things is he makes a forklift
out of a car because he needs to get a
piano onto his second story of his.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is this a reality show?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, this is like a dumb comedy skit.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay, I thought we were talking about like reality shows.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's sort of like a reality show. Yeah, yeah, So
I reckon we make like a blake reality show. Okay,
So I'm thinking for host, for host. Look, let's run
through some ideas. Ryan, if you got an idea of
a host.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Not for a host, I've got a good idea for
a show. I think we've said the idea before though.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
We have, we have and we didn't get released. I
think for a host, I think someone like Warrick Kappa
would be pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I thought that maybe the Channel ten weather guy, what's
his name, Tim tim Bailey?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I think Tim Bailey, Bailey, Tim Bailey, but Tim Bailey.
He drew o'keif, but he's off his face his face.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But Greenden is a nice bloke. I wouldn't want to
tinish him. Also does drugs and bashes his wife. So
maybe him.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Who's disgraced football players.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Disgraced football players, we could have someone like that, Tom Tavoy,
Tom travoying boring, that would be Here's the Beige TV
(21:27):
Show Scott Morrison. Oh, Scott Morrison, Yeah, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
He'll just always be it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Probably I would honestly rather Tony Abbott.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Tony habits boring things.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, you'd love to watch it. Yeah, you're like, shut
the fuck up, y'all. Caun't But Tony Abbot, You're like,
what the fun this guy? This guy's gonna do something
new every day.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's fair.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It's like it's like it's like going to an exhibit
and hoping the monkeys do something.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But you know what I mean, And.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You're like, that's Tony abbre Like, look, here's his brain
switched on. He was a politician. He could do something dumb.
He could he could do something dumb. All right, now,
look this reality show. What do you think some things
that we can do on it? There's gonna have to
be some games.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Do we do like a wipeout?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I thought we were going to do like a Big
Brother thing, but we put down syndrome people.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
They've got the extra com rezone. You imagine Tony abbotting that.
I can't believe that. Ideas come back. I'm pretty sure
we've said it on the pod before. I'm not sure.
Idea whenever we met random people.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Mean, we had a we had a Yeah, we had
a time where we'd go out. We went and we
did it at the Cricket for your birthday. A couple
of years ago. We gotta we've got a tv ID.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Would you would know? So you would pitch.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
You'll be like, hey, bro, my mate's got an idea,
Like it's really fucking cool, Like I think you should
listen to it. And he would go to me and
be like, hey, Ryan, tell him your idea. And I'd
be like, yeah, So you know, big Brother, Like how
fucking sick that show is?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah? What if they all had down syndrome? And then we.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Go we go way way, way, way way, and we
do like a like they used to have the Friday
Night Games thing they did Composition Battle of Disabilities. Stop stop,
that's not funny, Mitchell. Come on, bro, you remember the
Friday Night Games they used to have to do.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I'm big brother.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, so they do something similar, but the prize is
they get to win a p S three.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh man, you know what, it'd be the most wholesome.
So imagine Tim Bailey or fucking Tony Abbott hosting that ship.
They'd have a blast every so often they join in
with them. I've got to show for it, right, I've
got to show.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
So we capture politicians, right, we hold them against their will,
and we make them things they've definitely voted against. Okay,
so we make we make say, we get Peter Dutton, right,
we make him hang out in Wilmont, Okay, and he.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Has to hold conversations with fucking arrows. Dude.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's weird because they probably they can't sat vote for him.
I probably agree with him.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Wing.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
They all look like him too, like every white guy
look like Peter browse. Yes, he hasn't got any hair.
There's no what do we like?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
What do we do? How do we vote in them?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I can't wait for him the whole fall off a
wall and see all the all the king's horses and
all the kings men try to put him back together
again because he looks got fucking egg.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Dude's lord Baltimort. I had to call my uh my
name called me last week. I didn't want to talk
about politics because it pissed me off so much about it.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, and that she was calling, like, oh fuck this
elbow cume off.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
He's such a gronk, like he's not doing anything, by
the way, like he's fucking probably helping you with your
cost of living, your fucking retired or bitch.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And also, is this the then that's an immigrant?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No no, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, that one died.
Ah yeah, rest in peace, yeah, rest in peace. She
would have waited for Dutton too, But anyway, that's one less,
one less for Dutton, I guess, Lisa. Yeah, anyway, I
was pissing me off about it, so I started yelling
about the nuclear fucking reactors that were getting built. Jesus gone,
(25:54):
they're going right, yeah, So I kept saying, like, you
know how they're like winging about labor's building like solar power.
It's going to take like fucking fifty years for this
ship to get bills.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It's not, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
The Niccola power plant is going to take about one
thousand years and it's going to cost us the firstborn
child of every of every citizen born.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Fuck it, we're not on the show. You know why
they want to build the solar power nuclear power? Why
Because he's in the pocket of fucking Geena Reinhart. Right,
there's footage of him saying that he wants to support
her fully right, Okay, the whole point that they want
to do this is to take money away from green
(26:35):
energy and then just scrap it in five years.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
What the hell? And you know what that means.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
It also means if they do end up going through
it building these which is going to take twenty odd years,
one thousand years to build, one thousand years in a
first child, what are we going to use in that meantime?
Which basically puts money back into Gena Renehart's pocket.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I swear to God I will start.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I'll start buying stocks and call if the Liberals get in,
swear you may want to start. Now are they going
to get in? It doesn't look like they.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I don't think they're going to get it in.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That is fair like they're down, bad, horrendous. Have you
seen their ads? They've taken labors fucking making meme ads
and then tried to do it and they're all gay.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh no, I have not seen them, to be frankly,
which is probably a good thing. You haven't begat any
of the political even the labor ads.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I've got a few. I've got a lot of the
labor ads. Like months ago, I've been going to like recently,
I've been getting the lib ones.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I'm going to give a little bit of advice out
quickly enrolling to TAFE before the election in case that
fucking egg gets in, Because at the moment it's free
to be educated. He's also taking money out of fucking
hex loans, so it's cheaper to fucking got at university.
Why he's fucking using tax payer money. Yeah, okay, yeah,
(27:56):
he's taking money off hex loans. He's basically making education affordable.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Again.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
You get Dutton in, you may as well buy a
seventy five series and get married and never see your
wife because you're always in the kilbro.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Mm hmmm, yep, yeah, all boots on the ground. We
go to Taiwan. I mean, do you want to work
for China?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Though?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't know. I don't really want to fight for Dutton.
I really you don't want to fight for China. No,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I could be persuaded to fight for China, Okay, because
I really don't like Dutton, so that's fair. Like I
could be a race trader.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Uh are you just a race car driver? Yeah? A racist?
Yeah yeah mm hmmmm mmmm.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Anyway, getting back on topic, back to the TV show guys.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, yeah, we've got two minutes. Let's be quick. I look,
I reckon, we scraped the whole idea.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yep, scrap down syndrome, big brother, screw big down, down syndrome,
big brother, big down, what every wants to be. Look,
that's a good idea. That's a great idea. I think
it's a great idea. It's just make it very peate,
like loving. It would be very cool because I reckon
they'd all be friends. Of course, it's better than fucking
(29:15):
sixteen women in the house going, oh my god, I
really like it and you turn around there RebC.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's a bitch.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I fucking hate that anyway, I think. But look, that's
a good idea. I also think we should just bring
back go go stop, of course, but if you'd step
on the wrong til.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You get frustrated, Okay, that's a bit far.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Is that like an adult go go stop?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, it's like it's let's do high risk, go go stop,
high risk, go go stop.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh look, oh no, you got the U turn You're
back on this square. It's a red you get pegged, Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I think getting pegged is less worse than getting castrated.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Have you ever been pegged?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
No? Have you ever been castrated? No? I have seen
pendriflues for in a row. It's been pretty close to
being castrated.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, you also saw his win.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
That was like getting Uncastrated's like getting my balls put
back yeah? Yeah, well so you've got balls put back on,
and now it's doning to what get twisted?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Twist?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, my nuts are getting twisted. I wonder how you feel, bro.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh it's Would you twist your balls for charity? No?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Would you castrate yourself a Parader Winter Final?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Why not? Are you really a paras supporter?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Then I am, But I wouldn't twist my balls for
it because I would end up sucking it up anyway.
Would you let us hook your balls up to a
nine volt battery for about fifteen seconds so Mitchell Moses
plays the whole season? No, that that's fucked. I reckon
you'd come you want to test it? Or have you
already tested it? I don't know if you think that
(31:01):
I can afford a nine volt battery. I fucking every
every I'm trying to follow his lifestyle, and I don't
get any money at the fucking Marsden.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
No one does. Actually, I get money on Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'm kidding. I don't go to the Marsten it's too rich. Well,
that's where you've gone wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
The Sparkys go to mars.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I don't even go to the Poke's room. Bro, you
don't even walk in there. No, I don't go. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's where you win your second wage.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I'm a beta. I'm more all about eating chicken nuggets
instead of noodles.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Gotta do what you gotta do. Got to keep the
gut on your right.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
To keep looking pregnant. Hmmm, I thought about the pregnancy look.
Looking nice and fit and pregnant. That's that's my life style.
Don't vote for the egg. He has no fucking eyebrows.
I know you do shit on your friends a lot,
don't you, jaz Well, I shot on Ryan the most Ryan.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Do you like to be shipp on, like actual ship
getting on top of your head? Yeah? Of course, get
your headphones on.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Do I get shipped on a yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah? We actually probably should.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Physically like guys talking ship feces.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
On your hair. Yeah, you all?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Honestly, our friend group's gotten quite fucking hostile.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
We've been pretty mean. We've actually been pretty I'm actually
guilty the most.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I've been pretty bad. Ryan come out quite a bit.
Oh yeah, Ryan, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Like, so, Ryan, we got the socker, and Ryan's coming
out and he's gone, You're the fifth starting center back
in our team, the fifth one. And look, that's not
the thing that hurt me, right, What was the thing
that hurts the fact that he didn't even say hi?
You come out with that, and I'm like, ah, six,
So we're not even on the level of high anymore.
You just want to punch me straight the dick, isn't
(32:49):
I'll get punched it. Look, I'll get punched from the
dick as long as you give me like a morning.
I didn't go fucking bang, you know, you know like you.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Don't it's.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You know, you don't fucking He went straight for the kill.
He didn't give me the respect of like he.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Didn't give you the fighters tap. Yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Touch globs before he punched them, and him and Alex
thought it was a comment. It's just because I didn't
get a touch globs. Yeah, what do you think it
was a comment?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm pretty sure I did say, Hi, do you actually
I don't think you did? You just you got there first.
And then I walked around and I shook everyone's hand
that was there, but Alex you.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It wasn't even like how you feeling today.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
And I sat down and then I got angry and
then started.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yelling, what were you angry about? Originals?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I have to go to soccer. I got to go
around and run around for fucking ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
How's the leak going, by the way, Yeah good, that's
good to hear.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well from carrying the team.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
We've been we've been extremely hostile. And yeah, yeah, I
had come up with it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I've come up with another good one that I think
pisses you off a little bit too. I've started to
say that that have you got ribs?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
You keep sucking yourself off? Oh no, No, that one's good.
I like that. That's very funny.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The one that the one that I was coming up with, though,
was I wanted to the joke that I wanted to
tell him was it was did you get your ribs
moved in surgery?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Or were you born like that? Look, I don't have
that joke hits, but I think the whole point is
something along.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think the whole.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Point of view saying I sucked my dick it's pretty funny.
That is pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
But it's also the fact that I'm using it as
like a I want to be mean to you.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
But it's like I know that I am quite good
at Look, I probably don't suck the whole way, but
I definitely do lick the knob.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I can't get you dig out of your mouth, dud,
But like, I only know that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
If I was, if I was better at things, that
i'd be going around.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Because Dick's just fucking tickling the jugular? Is it really
that long?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'd probably have dick completely in my lungs if you could. Yeah,
I would almost feel like a joy Cabra rolling around.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
What what Stitch rolling around Star Wars. I've never watched it.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
You know, you don't know those and they roll around,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I don't think that much.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I'd turn into like a you know, like a rolling bug,
you know the things that turned into a ball. That's
what they're based on, except they stand up and.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
They go fair enough, I'm going to turn into a
truck now.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
But yes, all right anyway, jerk, choke, cherk, cherk, look
enough better of our friends. Midi during the break started
talking about his friends and what they did.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
And I don't know if it's too comfortable with it,
I definitely am not, but I feel like I'll let
you guys know.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Look, we are friends with Mitchell as well, so it's
kind of funny and we'll happily ship on ourselves. But Mitchell,
please enlighten the people of our listener base. But what
you do so last Friday night? Also we want hyperbolic details. Okay,
(36:05):
hyperbolic Okay, that's fine. So me and my friends we're
all quite heavily into Minecraft in some way, shape or form.
And as you guys probably know, the Minecraft movie did
come out last week. It came out on the third.
Went and saw it on the third of April. But beforehand,
me and my friends had a Minecraft party.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, what happens, let's say, what happens in the Minecraft
party stays at the Minecraft party.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Oh of course, no, it was just it was a
simple get together pretty much, just get drunk and play
a bit of Minecraft.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
So there's no cool things, No, really, there's nothing like,
not anything cool.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Start a new world.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh you had an old world start a new world
of course.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Okay, yeah, yeah, my friend ended up getting the do
you know how there.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Was a QB's at Woolly's.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, she ended up getting the signs from the QBS
with the creeperhead and the bee like the the big
like signs of it. And she had them scattered around
and all the QBS everywhere and stuff like that too,
and it was just quite It was quite good, okay.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
But with twelve year olds, no, okay. I was just
asking the question, maybe used to are I don't think
we know Alex?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Probably know Alex is more a bit of a five
to eight sort of ring.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
What are you guys? Did we hang out with Alex?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
So that there's one redeeming thing that I can think of?
Did you happen to have an all out brawl with swords?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
No you didn't.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
No one left for the bleeding nose. No one left
for the bleeding nose. All right, keep going, keep going,
we're holding we're holding our top. Well, people did leave early,
so I don't know if they were with a bleeding
nose on wait, so did you me and they left
fucking early?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Did you watch the movie and then have your party
or no.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
So the movie was at nine o'clock. It was the
last one. Yeah, yeah, no, it was nine o'clock a
night because it was because.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I got to make sure, because like you could say
nine o'clock and I could believe if you said mourning
is I believe you?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
So since since there's horses in Minecraft, did anyone do ketmine?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Not that I know of? Why didn't you? Because I
was drunk. If I had, I don't have it at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
But if I had the connections and you knew I
had the connections, would you have got ketamine?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I don't do drugs like you guys whoa whoa, Well.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
No, I'm just saying I know how to get it.
Doesn't mean I don't do kenemene anyway, not a horse.
Haven't I have done it?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
But anyway I can look. Melbourne Cup comes around once
a year new Australian law Melbourne Cup daye.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's like that's like up is only allowed once once
every year, Melbourne Cup Day and.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Kenemene from twelve to fucking four thirty and flush your
saddies down the fucking's toilets. I did not get that
from you. I don't think. Okay, anyway, Mitchell, continue your
minecraft party.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
So we ended up going from the place where we
were having the party at to the cinema.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
That was a trek and a half, you balked, No,
we drove. Wait, what do you mean a track and
a half? What did you what? You decide to go
and fucking beger? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (39:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
No, it was like ten minutes down the road, which
isn't bad, but it was just like, it's not really
having to leave, having to leave somewhere where you've been drinking, well,
you just want to keep drinking.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
It's called taking the drinks with you. True? Did you
drive me? I did not drive?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Because I had a lift? Okay, why would I drinking?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
And was it tequila in the lift or did you
like just drink it just the bottle, just a bottle,
just a bottle of lift?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, no, uh?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It was a cruiser alright anyway, you fucking cruiser, you
fucking loser. You got idea, he's younger than I d
checked when you got that too. Of course I am
younger than you guys.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Also twenty four twenty four, So here's that cruiser age.
Of course, twenty four is not cruiser age, bro, Now,
but you know that age went like it's twelve. We
all owned seventy five series, have fibers and drink.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Cruisers twelve to sixteen is cruisers.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Twelve to sixteen is your dad's beer. Get your fucking
d the old days.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
There is a new generation now, bro, This is cruise
at age of twelve to sixteen. Then sixteen to twenty
one is goon bags gun bags. Where do you d
ls come into that or are they just like mixed?
It depends if your mum's just a single woman that smokes,
that's fair because she or there would be something comfort.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no. Where does that come in? I don't comfort.
I don't know because we know Jimmy's for the dad
that beats up the wife. Whoa do we have to
talk to?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
We don't have to just like close it down to Jimmy's.
It can be like Vb's as well.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But bunderbag rum but no, that's just to bash anyone.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well. Great northerns associated with meth at my workplace.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Is Great Norge are also associated.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Guy got a guy that got he was drunk like
every day.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
You remember that ad that the Canadian Club come out
with when you want to beer and you like beer, Yeah,
the beer that's what Great Northern should come out with
when you want a beer that's not a real.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Beer over beer, drink Great in Northern makes sense? Yeah,
it would also would and also would you drink it
if they made that ad exactly? I like beer.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I have a fucking flag in my computer room that
says I like beer bear, I like real beer.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I like men beer. I like beer that fucking works
hard and gets gets a couple. You are literally drinking
a long neck, a long neck of two. He's new.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I drink beer of men of like Liam Martin and
fucking Jerome Leui and fucking Hudson Young of Look at you,
Reese Welsh, I'm gonna fucking take your head off, Joseph
saw Lee that sort of beer New South Wales baby. Anyway,
mine'll continue anyway. So ended up going and seeing the movie. Uh,
Minecraft movie. I would not recommend to even watch it
(42:52):
if you get to see it for free. I mean, like,
go do what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Did anyone expect it to be good? No?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
But but there was a level of like bad that
you're expecting, and it was below that I reckon. So
it was worse than you thought it was. It was
worse than what I thought it was going to be.
Was there any good jokes? There was a couple of
good innuendos. Jack Black did come out with, like what ah.
There was one where they were like holding onto each other,
(43:21):
like Jason Momoa and Jack Black were I'm holding on
to each other and there's like, oh, there's a lot
of negative space back here, and they're like in basically
the sixty nine position.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I don't know if I get that. It's hard to explain.
When it was in the movie, it made sense. Then
you should do it.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
You should do it to Jeremy and'll see if I laughed.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Nah, come on, it wasn't funny. No, I'll let you
Ryan take that. He did enjoys it more, but he
wants the experience.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I want to experience how funny that joke is, Well,
you're gonna have to go see the movie, then fuck,
I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Would be like, this is a funny thing about Ryan
Minecraft movie. That's that's gay as fuck, But you watch it.
They come out with a Balloon's Tawil Defense movie. That
would actually be my favorite movie of all times. Even
if it was I've been dead set right now, that
would be the best movie. The Apes Attack of the Balloons.
(44:27):
That's actually killer idea. I think that's the movie terrible.
It's terrible, so bad, it's terribly perfect. That's that's why
it goes back around the loop. Statham is a balloons,
a balloon.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
He's a balloon.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I reckon he's a monkey, the Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I'm so glad I didn't say Chris Rock or something
you imagine he said, like an old black guy. All
thinking is with Jason from The Rock John Cena, like
all these in the.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Movie The Rock, because the Rock needs to play some
some bloke that's like supposed to be South American.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
But you just get the cast of fucking Fast and Furious.
It could be Fast the next Fast and Furious movies
is like Monkey's Attack of.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
The Blue Balloon, like a camouflage balloon. That would be Ludacrius.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
You know, Roman Pierce would be just like a the
really you know, the quick Buck is that the yellows Black,
the Jets.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
What are they called?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Oh, the ds that would be Roman Piers anyway, Mitchell,
minecraft movie, bro, keep going? Yes, so watched it and
then ended up. People just left after that, and then
I went back and kept drinking. And then did you
finish watching the movie or finished watching the movie?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Did you walk out?
Speaker 4 (45:58):
No? It was.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
It was bearable enough to watch as it was, but
I won't be watching it again. I'm not one of
those people that on a movie because you never know
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Do you think the movie would be a bit better
with a bit of full frontal nudity? I reckon the
acting would have fit a porn scene where right. Oh no, brother,
I'm stuck in the nether. Step Bro, I'm stuck in
(46:30):
the nether if you if you actually watch the movie,
that makes it even worse. Oh oh my god, is
that my your blaze Roder can feel in my pussy.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Anyway, guys, thank you so much for watching the Afternoon
Attention here, I'm MITI, that's Jess and Ryan. Check us
out the Safe Boys dot com or safe Boys, the
Safe Boys podcast on Instagram and TikTok anything.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Else you want to let let the guys know. Look,
before I'd say you what I would normally end with it.
I just want you to answer. Do you think that
whole ordeal was gay? Probably? You reckon it was gay
and it's on the like gayscale. Probably mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Now, don't vote for the egg eggs, crack egg scramble
an elbow. He may have a list, but he also
fucking is the cause come to vis so I mean
he's not giving. Also, also watch out for your ankles.
(47:43):
Ryan's coming to fucking kill you.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Okay, bab I'm in prison. I go away for a
wrong time. Rob you boop.
Yeah, you got a little you had a guy die
outside your place. Yeah two weeks ago? What?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, fucking there's a carcash. Rest in peace, dude. It
shouldn't have been fucking jay walking, to be fair, but.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's it's one of those touchy subjects. I mean, but
you're also did what our ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back
to the fortnightly installment of the Afternoon Detention. We are
as you can tell. We didn't upload last week. I
don't know tech. I don't know tech. I know editing,
(00:54):
I've learned editing. I went to edit, put the sounds
in the fucking program.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's like Paramatter's defense didn't exist. It's like I switched towns.
Fucking winds didn't exist.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Don't count.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's like Jordan Springs fucking ankle after they tried to
push Ryan three times on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What happened doesn't exist? Right, destroyed some kinds ankle.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, I kicked him in the shin.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They kicked him pretty allegedly I kicked him. Allegedly they
kicked him.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
But that's pretty pretty big for that bloke to stand
up and try to fight.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, considering ship.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, it wasn't It wasn't him. It was his center
back mate that came out.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Over with a haircut, like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
you don't even like like he has a mullet. Yeah,
but you know when people just have fluffy hair, it
just looks all fuzzy. It looks like they've rubbed their
head with a balloon. Yeah, it just it just didn't
It's not a mullet, you know, it's not thick enough
to be a mullet. It just looks like, like, brave,
go back to the buzz cut. You've just had an undercut, mate.
(02:02):
It does not work on the buzz cut, because all
it looks like is that you've got the straightest afro
in the world and you've shaved the sides. Yeah. But anyway,
ladies and gentlemen, sorry about last week. MIDI mad Dog
to apologize. Hey, guys, I am sorry for the fuck up.
(02:22):
I for some reason, the audio didn't record except for
the one video that we had, and that was really
not that great, but it was all fucked.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So I didn't record except the tests. Except the tests.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
If we went and uploaded recorded videos, it would have
been a total of about seventeen seconds of audio.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's about it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But just us just like fighting pretty much, Yeah, farting
into the mic and joking each other off. Yeah, so look,
we're holding this yere to, We're all holding each other accountable.
I think it was Ryan's fault. Yeah, I think Ryan
didn't interject at all.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Set up. He didn't He didn't put his opinion in
at all. He didn't look.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't know if I knew the set up or not,
but he didn't mention that he didn't know, or if
he didn't know, he didn't mention something was wrong. And
I think that's the problem. The biggest problem with a
lot of crimes.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Is not talking. Not talking is just as bad as
been doing the crime.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think I should be banned for two years. Then
oh I should be outcasted for two years.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I reckon. You should not see next two weeks. You
have to win two weeks. You have to wait for
the next two weeks once a day. No, God damn it,
you've actually got an ab sail. You know what a
sailing is when you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Fucking put your legs up against the wall or something.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Standing up. Yeah, So like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Guys are making off and If you guys aren't watching
this on YouTube, I recommend to go check it out
because Jesus was just doing the action on camera.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I was abs sailing for two weeks. Yeah, for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's a long that's a lot of absailing. Be climbing
down a few faces, climbing down a cliff.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, start with you. What is that your apartment building? Yeah? Yeah,
I'll go down to my neighbors that we yelled at
on my birthday. You thought water was bad?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You should see me finger my own butthole funge pack
in two point zero. Yeah, all big, big exciting stuff
as well. And he's missing out because he's got an
exciting thing to do this week and he doesn't care
about the place. But anyway, Friendly Georgie is our big thing.
The first chapter of my stand up happening. We're doing
(05:01):
a bit of on site research. You excited for that, right?
Taking the notebook? Also, I don't read anything.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He doesn't read all right, illiterate. We spoke about it
last week, but I got deleted.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know the two is long next coming out early. Yeah.
I bought some of the Way I Am on Friday.
I can't believe you got long next. I just want
it a long neck.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I just felt like I worked hard enough on It's
pretty hard on Friday too.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
See, I get like long necks for favors, but not
for like I go out.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, I mate for my fucking favorite cunts. I gave
you one. No, this is Ryan after the plaid.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Thanks for the fucking long neck. The funny thing is
Jess's got the technique down. Yeah, he's given a lot
of favorites. You don't make money as a carpenter by
fucking standing. You don't make money as a carpenter by
(06:06):
fucking No, you.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Don't know by standing fucking timber up, all right, Yeah,
you're gonna make it other ways.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Can you take my lead for me?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Please?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Can you put this piece of timon so I can
nail in my gpo. I need to my gpo to
stick to the wall when it's not in the right spot.
Can you patch this whole please? I hope you don't
mind have cut out every stud to run this piece
of fucking.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's a lie. We would never tell you. We just
do it. That's a fucking lie. Look, it's a it's
quite a small subject.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Me and Ryan talked about it, but Look, I don't
know if you know, Mitch, I don't think you've been
informed on this.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Ryan is the next like billion.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's got the fucking mindset right, it's got the budget right,
and he wants to introduce it to all you guys
on how to live life with surplus of money and
live like a champion day to day. Now, look, I'm
not gonna say too much, but Ryan, he's glowing. Now,
he's radiating to the other opposite gender and he's doing well.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And this is because of his life style. You're laughing
for me.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm laughing for the way that Jessus is explaining it,
because I need to hear it from your mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, well, I was going to say, I'm the only
homeowner here, so I've probably got the budgeting on points.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
But now he's gone to budget I have I have,
I've changed even better?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What have you changed?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think you've got to understand. First, he's ascended beyond beyond.
That's this budget that he's come up with and this lifestyle.
He's ascended beyond greatness.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Honestly, I should be our thos fucking should be the
treasure I should be the treasurer all Ryan break it
down for it for starters. For starters, you've got to
like percentage your wage, right, Okay, so you put like
a little bit away, So you put a little bit
away for food. So your groceries, you're buying what percentage,
probably like five dollars, five dollars. You want to buy
(08:11):
twenty packets of Maggie's noodles. If you're feeling fucking dangerous,
you get the meg ring.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's fair. I want a bit of spice Julie packet
of course. Yeah, Chilli, chilli, chili, play with fire. You
got to play with the proper stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You know, if you're you know, if you're feeling or like,
if you feel like you can spend it. You know,
you might have a couple of bills that week, you
can pay them off.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't need to though, okay, especially if they're from transurban.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Never actually pay I can't say that, I actually can't,
so fuck.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But you know, if you've got like a water bill,
you don't, don't worry about it, okay, you know, don't
worry about it. You can always pay that later. There
are no there are no over due fees.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You can always shower at your mum's house.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Also, yeah, you can always shower and cook at your
get your mum to cook and uh, you know the
rest of your wage. So that's what around five percent
of your wage five bucks whatever. So you've spent a
total of five bucks. Now you want to put the
rest of the money that you got from your paycheck
to the Marsden Pub.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The mars And Pub. Why the Marlesdon.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Pub, because you can get some shitty beer, start playing
the pokies. You just go straight to look, go straight
to auder Moon. That thing will pay out every time.
I swear to God, swear to God, swear to God.
Work fucking two out of three times last week, which
(09:38):
one was the third time, the last one Friday night.
Friday night wasn't kicking beyond right.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Two out of three nights he has won. I was
up for two out of three.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Three wow, two out of three nights he has not
been able to breathe through his nose Mitchell, Oh okay,
that's how well he is doing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's yeah, yeah, extreme, hey fever.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
So what what gives you rundown? So look, we've told
them the budget. Let's talk about how you walk into
that place. What's your what's your step by step. Let's start.
So you park pulled into the car park.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, the underground car park, a right underground car park.
There's a lift that goes straight to the VIP section. Yep,
you want to skip that and you go straight to
the ATM. So let's break your first machine.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
One.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Let's break this down a bit more. How are you
carrying yourself from the car to the car park, like?
What sort of walk is it like?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Or you got to have definitely shoulders back, You've got
to have a bit of mud on your boots, so
make sure you find a puddle and you wash your
hands in the car park.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, make it so you look like I've actually done
some work.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, yeah, we always do work. We're going to work.
We're going to work. This is before work starts.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, no, no, you've had a hard laborer's day to
get your nine.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's that's just that's just the warmer. That's the warmer.
We're starting work. Okay, that makes sense. So you go
into that lift, go upstairs, but walk past the VP
room because you want to go to the ATM, of course,
and then you want to pull out at least five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, at least that's for the first night.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
That every night, every time you actually every time you
walk past the ATM, you should be getting five hundred
dollars out each time. It's the way they think about
it as you've just won a feature, right, you just
won a five hundred dollars feature. Okay, you're pulling it out.
Does it go straight to the VIP room, right to
the vip M Yeah, yeah, you power walk into there, mate,
(11:33):
if you go there more than once a week.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Once you walk into the VIP room, where do you go?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, I go straight to auder Moon.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Which one is that?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That is second row on the left, second last one
to the left. I think that corner, not back corner
because there's only three raising machines. Okay, it's not a
big not a big faking room.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Now, Brian I know is all about saving money so
he can maximize his profits on them. Of course he
even smokes the smoke darries out of the ash tray.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, so you don't let old mate. What you gotta
do is you gotta you gotta walk around, So you
hit the reserve button on your on your machine, as
my mate calls it, the Booker machine, and then you
walk around or what you you do, get a smoke
a mate and then you keep bumming.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's the best way to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, alright twelve minutes. I mean, I got nothing wrong
with the terminology. I just don't think you can have
that in there.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So you're bumming.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Anyway, you get smokes off your mate and they're pumping
through your lungs. That's keeping. That's pretty much having your
morning coffee, is it?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Or your red Bull?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, you haven't read keep it with the smoke. I
don't think you can order one. You have to sneak
one in.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You have to get a buger red Bull.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, you don't order not at three o'clock in the
av No.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's going to be either too is new or Culton dry.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Now Ryan, Now, would you say you're backed this lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Every day of the weak back, I'm backing it. I
went there today, so I went there today the smell
of the pokys.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Would you I.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Want to propose a challenge to you, right, I want
to propose a challenge for Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Just Friday. Well, Friday is the worsday. Fridays the day
I suck it the week. Thursday, Thursday, Wednesday or thursdays
your most profitable. Thursday Thursday's most properly. So going into Friday,
we know that I'm going to lose all my money.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What time do you walk in on a Thursday?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This Thursday will be to thirty five.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Now I reckon that you message your curier friend and
get him to come at three thirty five.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Win, lose draw?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh sorry, mate, can I tick this one?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You next Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I think I think you should have come yesterday. Thursday sucks.
I thought this was a budgeting thing. Well it is
sounds like I'm just wasting my money.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
This is your lifestyle, brother, this is in mind?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Is it wasteful? If it's if it's up, it's not up.
I'm still looking for to be fair, to be fair.
My mate's fucking my apprentice one two grand the other week,
and I was fucking serious.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
He's a fucking little grunk the apprentice one two grand.
I think the boys one like a grand each. Just
getting depression thinking about today.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Hmmm, I totally agree. Alright, guys, that was economics with
mister Taza.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
We'll find out next week if I'm if it's successful.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
If his.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
If I'm still here, I might be my legs might
be broken because I've got a bunch of gambling debts.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Alright, alright, alright, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. Look,
I I look.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Sometimes you have to go home, right, And I go
ahead to mum, and it's the only time in the
world that I watch free to air TV. Well, it's
not even free to air. If they have Foxtel and
they watched.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Nine now, but they're watching free to air.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
It's free to air TV that they paid for. It's
like it also doesn't make sense to me. But anyway,
they have Fox Star, which is also a fucking nine,
Like it's twenty of entry fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I can't believe people still have Foxtail.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, but it's like, I don't know, I feel like
it's like, you know, Amazon has got like fucking ads
when you watch shows. Yeah, it's got that like kind
of vibe of like you just put something on.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, I get that. But like I mean, free
to air is normally shit TV. Anyway, That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But the thing is what I'm saying when I go
to Mum's house and get like a nice home cooked
currid sausages.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, that's the thing I'm saying is like it's free
to She pays for Foxtail and she puts free to
air on but doesn't watch Foxtelee channels. Like if me,
like me, if I want a background noise, right, a Foxtelle,
it'd just be Fox eight that's or Comedy Central. It
just be I just wanted to be South Parks reruns
or the Simpsons of futrama.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
If it's none of them, I'm not paying for, right,
I just have Fox League one twenty four to seven.
But anyway, like they have that, But anyway we go
watch like there's things like you know, that's what's the
tipping point that.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You just watched a game chase? They love tipping point,
they love the chase.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
The chase is on a bit too earlier, so Trevor
probably watches that. But what mum was talking about, she
loves maths Married at First Sight. For you people like
me that don't know how to spell it watch it
and don't watch it. I think I've watched three episodes
of the original series that was it back then. It's
(17:29):
like they sort of tried to make people love each other.
Now it's just like, hey, let's put this botox bitch
with this Jim Jim fuckhead.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Let's force them to love each other.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And they're not going to because they don't have an
emotion in their body.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But anyway, their emotions coming from the botox or the.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Gym anyway, I digres. So look the thing that I noticed, right,
And I know a lot of blokes watch these shows,
but I think the problem with blokes watching these shows
there I've a working with Mitchell and very feminine and
very female, or there's just not enough option out there.
(18:08):
You know football, Putty NRL, well, Premier League is only
at night, like really fucking late.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, a lot of city people don't watch sport.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They also have the wrong chromosome. They're also female anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
No, it's not the wrong chromosome. It's the wrong chromosome
for the show that we're designing. That's what we're gonna
try to do most blokes. You know, Putty only is
on for certain amount of hours. There's no TV shows
for us in the middle of the week unless you
watch seven Mate, unless you're watching some dude, fucking fucking
go better fucking shipping container and he pays one hundred
(18:49):
dollars and it's got a fucking rusty lord bar, like
sixty five fucking boxes of COVID masks or whatever. But yeah,
so look, I just want us to sit here and brainstorm, like,
let's make I want to This is our pitch count nine.
If you're watching, if you want to give us some money,
will make the show. This is going to be the
(19:10):
afternoon detention show. It's going to be a bloke show,
all right, Mitch, right, right, Look, I think we're going
to start off who hosts the show. I feel like
it's going to be something similar to Red Green in
a way, where there's one main host that's in every scene,
and then there's people that come around. So I reckon
(19:31):
you would be the person.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What's Red Green? You haven't seen Red Green? I haven't
seen Red Green? Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
The premise of this show, give us a quick The
premises of this show is one bloke and he's just
a how do I put it?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It's just like.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Little comedy skits of this bloke doing his daily routine.
So one of the things is he makes a forklift
out of a car because he needs to get a
piano onto his second story of his.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is this a reality show?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, this is like a dumb comedy skit.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay, I thought we were talking about like reality shows.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's sort of like a reality show. Yeah, yeah, So
I reckon we make like a blake reality show. Okay,
So I'm thinking for host, for host. Look, let's run
through some ideas. Ryan, if you got an idea of
a host.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Not for a host, I've got a good idea for
a show. I think we've said the idea before though.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
We have, we have and we didn't get released. I
think for a host, I think someone like Warrick Kappa
would be pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I thought that maybe the Channel ten weather guy, what's
his name, Tim tim Bailey?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I think Tim Bailey, Bailey, Tim Bailey, but Tim Bailey.
He drew o'keif, but he's off his face his face.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But Greenden is a nice bloke. I wouldn't want to
tinish him. Also does drugs and bashes his wife. So
maybe him.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Who's disgraced football players.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Disgraced football players, we could have someone like that, Tom Tavoy,
Tom travoying boring, that would be Here's the Beige TV
(21:27):
Show Scott Morrison. Oh, Scott Morrison, Yeah, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
He'll just always be it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Probably I would honestly rather Tony Abbott.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Tony habits boring things.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, you'd love to watch it. Yeah, you're like, shut
the fuck up, y'all. Caun't But Tony Abbot, You're like,
what the fun this guy? This guy's gonna do something
new every day.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's fair.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It's like it's like it's like going to an exhibit
and hoping the monkeys do something.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But you know what I mean, And.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You're like, that's Tony abbre Like, look, here's his brain
switched on. He was a politician. He could do something dumb.
He could he could do something dumb. All right, now,
look this reality show. What do you think some things
that we can do on it? There's gonna have to
be some games.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Do we do like a wipeout?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I thought we were going to do like a Big
Brother thing, but we put down syndrome people.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
They've got the extra com rezone. You imagine Tony abbotting that.
I can't believe that. Ideas come back. I'm pretty sure
we've said it on the pod before. I'm not sure.
Idea whenever we met random people.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Mean, we had a we had a Yeah, we had
a time where we'd go out. We went and we
did it at the Cricket for your birthday. A couple
of years ago. We gotta we've got a tv ID.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Would you would know? So you would pitch.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
You'll be like, hey, bro, my mate's got an idea,
Like it's really fucking cool, Like I think you should
listen to it. And he would go to me and
be like, hey, Ryan, tell him your idea. And I'd
be like, yeah, So you know, big Brother, Like how
fucking sick that show is?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah? What if they all had down syndrome? And then we.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Go we go way way, way, way way, and we
do like a like they used to have the Friday
Night Games thing they did Composition Battle of Disabilities. Stop stop,
that's not funny, Mitchell. Come on, bro, you remember the
Friday Night Games they used to have to do.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I'm big brother.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, so they do something similar, but the prize is
they get to win a p S three.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh man, you know what, it'd be the most wholesome.
So imagine Tim Bailey or fucking Tony Abbott hosting that ship.
They'd have a blast every so often they join in
with them. I've got to show for it, right, I've
got to show.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
So we capture politicians, right, we hold them against their will,
and we make them things they've definitely voted against. Okay,
so we make we make say, we get Peter Dutton, right,
we make him hang out in Wilmont, Okay, and he.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Has to hold conversations with fucking arrows. Dude.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's weird because they probably they can't sat vote for him.
I probably agree with him.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Wing.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
They all look like him too, like every white guy
look like Peter browse. Yes, he hasn't got any hair.
There's no what do we like?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
What do we do? How do we vote in them?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I can't wait for him the whole fall off a
wall and see all the all the king's horses and
all the kings men try to put him back together
again because he looks got fucking egg.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Dude's lord Baltimort. I had to call my uh my
name called me last week. I didn't want to talk
about politics because it pissed me off so much about it.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, and that she was calling, like, oh fuck this
elbow cume off.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
He's such a gronk, like he's not doing anything, by
the way, like he's fucking probably helping you with your
cost of living, your fucking retired or bitch.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And also, is this the then that's an immigrant?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No no, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, that one died.
Ah yeah, rest in peace, yeah, rest in peace. She
would have waited for Dutton too, But anyway, that's one less,
one less for Dutton, I guess, Lisa. Yeah, anyway, I
was pissing me off about it, so I started yelling
about the nuclear fucking reactors that were getting built. Jesus gone,
(25:54):
they're going right, yeah, So I kept saying, like, you
know how they're like winging about labor's building like solar power.
It's going to take like fucking fifty years for this
ship to get bills.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It's not, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
The Niccola power plant is going to take about one
thousand years and it's going to cost us the firstborn
child of every of every citizen born.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Fuck it, we're not on the show. You know why
they want to build the solar power nuclear power? Why
Because he's in the pocket of fucking Geena Reinhart. Right,
there's footage of him saying that he wants to support
her fully right, Okay, the whole point that they want
to do this is to take money away from green
(26:35):
energy and then just scrap it in five years.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
What the hell? And you know what that means.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
It also means if they do end up going through
it building these which is going to take twenty odd years,
one thousand years to build, one thousand years in a
first child, what are we going to use in that meantime?
Which basically puts money back into Gena Renehart's pocket.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I swear to God I will start.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I'll start buying stocks and call if the Liberals get in,
swear you may want to start. Now are they going
to get in? It doesn't look like they.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I don't think they're going to get it in.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That is fair like they're down, bad, horrendous. Have you
seen their ads? They've taken labors fucking making meme ads
and then tried to do it and they're all gay.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh no, I have not seen them, to be frankly,
which is probably a good thing. You haven't begat any
of the political even the labor ads.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I've got a few. I've got a lot of the
labor ads. Like months ago, I've been going to like recently,
I've been getting the lib ones.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I'm going to give a little bit of advice out
quickly enrolling to TAFE before the election in case that
fucking egg gets in, Because at the moment it's free
to be educated. He's also taking money out of fucking
hex loans, so it's cheaper to fucking got at university.
Why he's fucking using tax payer money. Yeah, okay, yeah,
(27:56):
he's taking money off hex loans. He's basically making education affordable.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Again.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
You get Dutton in, you may as well buy a
seventy five series and get married and never see your
wife because you're always in the kilbro.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Mm hmmm, yep, yeah, all boots on the ground. We
go to Taiwan. I mean, do you want to work
for China?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Though?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't know. I don't really want to fight for Dutton.
I really you don't want to fight for China. No,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I could be persuaded to fight for China, Okay, because
I really don't like Dutton, so that's fair. Like I
could be a race trader.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Uh are you just a race car driver? Yeah? A racist?
Yeah yeah mm hmmmm mmmm.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Anyway, getting back on topic, back to the TV show guys.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, yeah, we've got two minutes. Let's be quick. I look,
I reckon, we scraped the whole idea.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yep, scrap down syndrome, big brother, screw big down, down syndrome,
big brother, big down, what every wants to be. Look,
that's a good idea. That's a great idea. I think
it's a great idea. It's just make it very peate,
like loving. It would be very cool because I reckon
they'd all be friends. Of course, it's better than fucking
(29:15):
sixteen women in the house going, oh my god, I
really like it and you turn around there RebC.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's a bitch.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I fucking hate that anyway, I think. But look, that's
a good idea. I also think we should just bring
back go go stop, of course, but if you'd step
on the wrong til.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You get frustrated, Okay, that's a bit far.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Is that like an adult go go stop?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, it's like it's let's do high risk, go go stop,
high risk, go go stop.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh look, oh no, you got the U turn You're
back on this square. It's a red you get pegged, Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I think getting pegged is less worse than getting castrated.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Have you ever been pegged?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
No? Have you ever been castrated? No? I have seen
pendriflues for in a row. It's been pretty close to
being castrated.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, you also saw his win.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
That was like getting Uncastrated's like getting my balls put
back yeah? Yeah, well so you've got balls put back on,
and now it's doning to what get twisted?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Twist?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, my nuts are getting twisted. I wonder how you feel, bro.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh it's Would you twist your balls for charity? No?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Would you castrate yourself a Parader Winter Final?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Why not? Are you really a paras supporter?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Then I am, But I wouldn't twist my balls for
it because I would end up sucking it up anyway.
Would you let us hook your balls up to a
nine volt battery for about fifteen seconds so Mitchell Moses
plays the whole season? No, that that's fucked. I reckon
you'd come you want to test it? Or have you
already tested it? I don't know if you think that
(31:01):
I can afford a nine volt battery. I fucking every
every I'm trying to follow his lifestyle, and I don't
get any money at the fucking Marsden.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
No one does. Actually, I get money on Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'm kidding. I don't go to the Marsten it's too rich. Well,
that's where you've gone wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
The Sparkys go to mars.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I don't even go to the Poke's room. Bro, you
don't even walk in there. No, I don't go. That's fair.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's where you win your second wage.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I'm a beta. I'm more all about eating chicken nuggets
instead of noodles.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Gotta do what you gotta do. Got to keep the
gut on your right.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
To keep looking pregnant. Hmmm, I thought about the pregnancy look.
Looking nice and fit and pregnant. That's that's my life style.
Don't vote for the egg. He has no fucking eyebrows.
I know you do shit on your friends a lot,
don't you, jaz Well, I shot on Ryan the most Ryan.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Do you like to be shipp on, like actual ship
getting on top of your head? Yeah? Of course, get
your headphones on.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Do I get shipped on a yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah? We actually probably should.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Physically like guys talking ship feces.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
On your hair. Yeah, you all?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Honestly, our friend group's gotten quite fucking hostile.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
We've been pretty mean. We've actually been pretty I'm actually
guilty the most.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I've been pretty bad. Ryan come out quite a bit.
Oh yeah, Ryan, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Like, so, Ryan, we got the socker, and Ryan's coming
out and he's gone, You're the fifth starting center back
in our team, the fifth one. And look, that's not
the thing that hurt me, right, What was the thing
that hurts the fact that he didn't even say hi?
You come out with that, and I'm like, ah, six,
So we're not even on the level of high anymore.
You just want to punch me straight the dick, isn't
(32:49):
I'll get punched it. Look, I'll get punched from the
dick as long as you give me like a morning.
I didn't go fucking bang, you know, you know like you.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Don't it's.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You know, you don't fucking He went straight for the kill.
He didn't give me the respect of like he.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Didn't give you the fighters tap. Yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Touch globs before he punched them, and him and Alex
thought it was a comment. It's just because I didn't
get a touch globs. Yeah, what do you think it
was a comment?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm pretty sure I did say, Hi, do you actually
I don't think you did? You just you got there first.
And then I walked around and I shook everyone's hand
that was there, but Alex you.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
It wasn't even like how you feeling today.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
And I sat down and then I got angry and
then started.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yelling, what were you angry about? Originals?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I have to go to soccer. I got to go
around and run around for fucking ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
How's the leak going, by the way, Yeah good, that's
good to hear.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well from carrying the team.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
We've been we've been extremely hostile. And yeah, yeah, I
had come up with it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I've come up with another good one that I think
pisses you off a little bit too. I've started to
say that that have you got ribs?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
You keep sucking yourself off? Oh no, No, that one's good.
I like that. That's very funny.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The one that the one that I was coming up with, though,
was I wanted to the joke that I wanted to
tell him was it was did you get your ribs
moved in surgery?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Or were you born like that? Look, I don't have
that joke hits, but I think the whole point is
something along.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think the whole.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Point of view saying I sucked my dick it's pretty funny.
That is pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
But it's also the fact that I'm using it as
like a I want to be mean to you.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
But it's like I know that I am quite good
at Look, I probably don't suck the whole way, but
I definitely do lick the knob.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I can't get you dig out of your mouth, dud,
But like, I only know that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
If I was, if I was better at things, that
i'd be going around.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Because Dick's just fucking tickling the jugular? Is it really
that long?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'd probably have dick completely in my lungs if you could. Yeah,
I would almost feel like a joy Cabra rolling around.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
What what Stitch rolling around Star Wars. I've never watched it.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
You know, you don't know those and they roll around,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I don't think that much.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I'd turn into like a you know, like a rolling bug,
you know the things that turned into a ball. That's
what they're based on, except they stand up and.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
They go fair enough, I'm going to turn into a
truck now.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
But yes, all right anyway, jerk, choke, cherk, cherk, look
enough better of our friends. Midi during the break started
talking about his friends and what they did.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
And I don't know if it's too comfortable with it,
I definitely am not, but I feel like I'll let
you guys know.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Look, we are friends with Mitchell as well, so it's
kind of funny and we'll happily ship on ourselves. But Mitchell,
please enlighten the people of our listener base. But what
you do so last Friday night? Also we want hyperbolic details. Okay,
(36:05):
hyperbolic Okay, that's fine. So me and my friends we're
all quite heavily into Minecraft in some way, shape or form.
And as you guys probably know, the Minecraft movie did
come out last week. It came out on the third.
Went and saw it on the third of April. But beforehand,
me and my friends had a Minecraft party.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, what happens, let's say, what happens in the Minecraft
party stays at the Minecraft party.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Oh of course, no, it was just it was a
simple get together pretty much, just get drunk and play
a bit of Minecraft.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
So there's no cool things, No, really, there's nothing like,
not anything cool.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Start a new world.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh you had an old world start a new world
of course.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Okay, yeah, yeah, my friend ended up getting the do
you know how there.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Was a QB's at Woolly's.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, she ended up getting the signs from the QBS
with the creeperhead and the bee like the the big
like signs of it. And she had them scattered around
and all the QBS everywhere and stuff like that too,
and it was just quite It was quite good, okay.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
But with twelve year olds, no, okay. I was just
asking the question, maybe used to are I don't think
we know Alex?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Probably know Alex is more a bit of a five
to eight sort of ring.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
What are you guys? Did we hang out with Alex?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
So that there's one redeeming thing that I can think of?
Did you happen to have an all out brawl with swords?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
No you didn't.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
No one left for the bleeding nose. No one left
for the bleeding nose. All right, keep going, keep going,
we're holding we're holding our top. Well, people did leave early,
so I don't know if they were with a bleeding
nose on wait, so did you me and they left
fucking early?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Did you watch the movie and then have your party
or no.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
So the movie was at nine o'clock. It was the
last one. Yeah, yeah, no, it was nine o'clock a
night because it was because.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I got to make sure, because like you could say
nine o'clock and I could believe if you said mourning
is I believe you?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
So since since there's horses in Minecraft, did anyone do ketmine?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Not that I know of? Why didn't you? Because I
was drunk. If I had, I don't have it at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
But if I had the connections and you knew I
had the connections, would you have got ketamine?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I don't do drugs like you guys whoa whoa, Well.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
No, I'm just saying I know how to get it.
Doesn't mean I don't do kenemene anyway, not a horse.
Haven't I have done it?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
But anyway I can look. Melbourne Cup comes around once
a year new Australian law Melbourne Cup daye.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's like that's like up is only allowed once once
every year, Melbourne Cup Day and.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Kenemene from twelve to fucking four thirty and flush your
saddies down the fucking's toilets. I did not get that
from you. I don't think. Okay, anyway, Mitchell, continue your
minecraft party.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
So we ended up going from the place where we
were having the party at to the cinema.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
That was a trek and a half, you balked, No,
we drove. Wait, what do you mean a track and
a half? What did you what? You decide to go
and fucking beger? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (39:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
No, it was like ten minutes down the road, which
isn't bad, but it was just like, it's not really
having to leave, having to leave somewhere where you've been drinking, well,
you just want to keep drinking.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
It's called taking the drinks with you. True? Did you
drive me? I did not drive?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Because I had a lift? Okay, why would I drinking?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
And was it tequila in the lift or did you
like just drink it just the bottle, just a bottle,
just a bottle of lift?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, no, uh?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It was a cruiser alright anyway, you fucking cruiser, you
fucking loser. You got idea, he's younger than I d
checked when you got that too. Of course I am
younger than you guys.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Also twenty four twenty four, So here's that cruiser age.
Of course, twenty four is not cruiser age, bro, Now,
but you know that age went like it's twelve. We
all owned seventy five series, have fibers and drink.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Cruisers twelve to sixteen is cruisers.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Twelve to sixteen is your dad's beer. Get your fucking
d the old days.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
There is a new generation now, bro, This is cruise
at age of twelve to sixteen. Then sixteen to twenty
one is goon bags gun bags. Where do you d
ls come into that or are they just like mixed?
It depends if your mum's just a single woman that smokes,
that's fair because she or there would be something comfort.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no. Where does that come in? I don't comfort.
I don't know because we know Jimmy's for the dad
that beats up the wife. Whoa do we have to
talk to?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
We don't have to just like close it down to Jimmy's.
It can be like Vb's as well.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But bunderbag rum but no, that's just to bash anyone.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well. Great northerns associated with meth at my workplace.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Is Great Norge are also associated.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Guy got a guy that got he was drunk like
every day.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
You remember that ad that the Canadian Club come out
with when you want to beer and you like beer, Yeah,
the beer that's what Great Northern should come out with
when you want a beer that's not a real.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Beer over beer, drink Great in Northern makes sense? Yeah,
it would also would and also would you drink it
if they made that ad exactly? I like beer.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I have a fucking flag in my computer room that
says I like beer bear, I like real beer.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I like men beer. I like beer that fucking works
hard and gets gets a couple. You are literally drinking
a long neck, a long neck of two. He's new.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I drink beer of men of like Liam Martin and
fucking Jerome Leui and fucking Hudson Young of Look at you,
Reese Welsh, I'm gonna fucking take your head off, Joseph
saw Lee that sort of beer New South Wales baby. Anyway,
mine'll continue anyway. So ended up going and seeing the movie. Uh,
Minecraft movie. I would not recommend to even watch it
(42:52):
if you get to see it for free. I mean, like,
go do what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Did anyone expect it to be good? No?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
But but there was a level of like bad that
you're expecting, and it was below that I reckon. So
it was worse than you thought it was. It was
worse than what I thought it was going to be.
Was there any good jokes? There was a couple of
good innuendos. Jack Black did come out with, like what ah.
There was one where they were like holding onto each other,
(43:21):
like Jason Momoa and Jack Black were I'm holding on
to each other and there's like, oh, there's a lot
of negative space back here, and they're like in basically
the sixty nine position.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
I don't know if I get that. It's hard to explain.
When it was in the movie, it made sense. Then
you should do it.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
You should do it to Jeremy and'll see if I laughed.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Nah, come on, it wasn't funny. No, I'll let you
Ryan take that. He did enjoys it more, but he
wants the experience.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I want to experience how funny that joke is, Well,
you're gonna have to go see the movie, then fuck,
I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Would be like, this is a funny thing about Ryan
Minecraft movie. That's that's gay as fuck, But you watch it.
They come out with a Balloon's Tawil Defense movie. That
would actually be my favorite movie of all times. Even
if it was I've been dead set right now, that
would be the best movie. The Apes Attack of the Balloons.
(44:27):
That's actually killer idea. I think that's the movie terrible.
It's terrible, so bad, it's terribly perfect. That's that's why
it goes back around the loop. Statham is a balloons,
a balloon.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
He's a balloon.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I reckon he's a monkey, the Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I'm so glad I didn't say Chris Rock or something
you imagine he said, like an old black guy. All
thinking is with Jason from The Rock John Cena, like
all these in the.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Movie The Rock, because the Rock needs to play some
some bloke that's like supposed to be South American.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
But you just get the cast of fucking Fast and Furious.
It could be Fast the next Fast and Furious movies
is like Monkey's Attack of.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
The Blue Balloon, like a camouflage balloon. That would be Ludacrius.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
You know, Roman Pierce would be just like a the
really you know, the quick Buck is that the yellows Black,
the Jets.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
What are they called?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Oh, the ds that would be Roman Piers anyway, Mitchell,
minecraft movie, bro, keep going? Yes, so watched it and
then ended up. People just left after that, and then
I went back and kept drinking. And then did you
finish watching the movie or finished watching the movie?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Did you walk out?
Speaker 4 (45:58):
No? It was.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
It was bearable enough to watch as it was, but
I won't be watching it again. I'm not one of
those people that on a movie because you never know
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Do you think the movie would be a bit better
with a bit of full frontal nudity? I reckon the
acting would have fit a porn scene where right. Oh no, brother,
I'm stuck in the nether. Step Bro, I'm stuck in
(46:30):
the nether if you if you actually watch the movie,
that makes it even worse. Oh oh my god, is
that my your blaze Roder can feel in my pussy.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Anyway, guys, thank you so much for watching the Afternoon
Attention here, I'm MITI, that's Jess and Ryan. Check us
out the Safe Boys dot com or safe Boys, the
Safe Boys podcast on Instagram and TikTok anything.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Else you want to let let the guys know. Look,
before I'd say you what I would normally end with it.
I just want you to answer. Do you think that
whole ordeal was gay? Probably? You reckon it was gay
and it's on the like gayscale. Probably mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Now, don't vote for the egg eggs, crack egg scramble
an elbow. He may have a list, but he also
fucking is the cause come to vis so I mean
he's not giving. Also, also watch out for your ankles.
(47:43):
Ryan's coming to fucking kill you.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Okay, bab I'm in prison. I go away for a
wrong time. Rob you boop.
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Special Summer Offer: Exclusively on Apple Podcasts, try our Dateline Premium subscription completely free for one month! With Dateline Premium, you get every episode ad-free plus exclusive bonus content.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!