THE AFTERNOON DETENTION- candles and cake

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
This podcast is brought to you by Trady Wins. What
are ladies and gentlemen, it's your boy Jazz. Welcome to

(00:24):
another episode of the Safe Boys podcast, The Afternoon Attention. Yeah, welcome.
This is my house. If you're wondering whose house this was,
I live here. These are my guests. Hello, introduce yourself, guests,
because I've realized I need to be less on the camera.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, I'm middy and he's going to turn it towards
me in a second.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Nice, this is there.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You go roll the Polish pelvise Pounder.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
With the Afternoon Detention law.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I think we're changing your name. Yeah, the Polish porcelain Pounder.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, after Saturday in a good tacky from Yeah you
had a good tachy, didn't you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
No? No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I didn't make a mess all in the bowl. It
was fucking It was a good.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
One, Okay, not like his one? What happened to his one?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
So I went to the toilet? No, so actually what
happened was do you remember what the bartender?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Remember it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
So I we're playing the pokies and peach Tree, So
I had a TACTI vomit at squinners so I walked
in the bathroom. I go, you know, I can let
it go. I could have held it. I did a
burp that just came out and then just kept going,
kept going, just like I'm fine, you're in the toilet,
which was hectic.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
It was all in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So we go to the We go to finish up
at squinners, go to Peach and playing the Poky's for
a bit and I go to the toilet and he
is fucking putrid in there. Someone has destroyed it all
over the urinal and I'm like, oh, that's fucking that's
a bit in the urinal. Yeah, So I go to
the toilet take a piece about. But we go to

(02:13):
get a drink. Bartender's like, no, mate, you have to
have water.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
And I'm like, what do you mean? What do you
mean I've gotta have water?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
And he's like, you are You came out of the
toilet and it was fucking putrid in there and I'm like, mate,
that was not me, and he was like, doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Waters.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'm like, funk, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I go back with my water to see Jerremnix is
vomited all over the po a feature.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
This is what again. I'm sitting here and waiting for Ryan.
I can feel it coming and I'll quickly just like
I see Ryan and Chris and I'm like, boys, I'm like,
sit in this machine and like what it goes off?
Like sit here, please, just hitting the money, the features
going off. I'm undering in the fucking water fountain. I
come back. I'm back. They left and I'm like, no, no, stay,

(03:02):
stay stay and then like eventually come back. And as
they're coming back, I've it in my hands. Oh and
then I'm like I've got to go to the toilet,
clean myself up. And I get back the machine's empty,
and I'm like, can you fucking look after my machine? Yeah,
look after the machine.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I didn't realize he was on a winning streak because
I just come back from this interview with the bartender,
like you're fucking peace come.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I'm like, no, no, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So you were.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
So I've had water in my hand. I've gone to Chris.
I'm like, where the fuck's Jeremy gone? And he's like,
look at the chunks on the poking machine. He's vomited everywhere,
and I'm like that's a bit rough. And Chris is
like wanted to leg it, like he just wanted to leave,
and I was like, no, bro, I want to play pool,
So they'll go upstairs and play pool.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So I didn't realize that. I didn't realize you had
the feature.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Come out and I'm like, I'm like, can't. I had
two hundred bucks in that machine. RS like how much
you put through? And I'm like fifty and he's like
you're up, and I said I told you to stay there.
I was up, you got it. I was actually saying.
I was like, did you get sang leaving? Did you
get the money back on it? Yeah? The machine was
still fine.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Okay, yeah, plum it all over. I was touching that machine.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I remember getting back and get the like KFC wipe out,
wipe the collector. And I got back and I spoke
to Ryan. I was like, you could have just played
the feature for me and collected. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I just didn't. I didn't like even look like.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You didn't have to hang around. There was two more
spins play it collected fuck off, but no, I'm in
the toilet cleaning myself and then I come back in
the and the game is still there. I'm like, I
guess someone took my money.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
What if, to be fair, if I played it, I
would have gambled that feature and he would have paid
me back.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I would not have.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
It would have been like, sorry, but you lost. I
would had to pay you back. I would have paid
your back the fifty bucks, not the two you could have.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I already had one hundred and sixty.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
But wait, wait if that means if I won that gamble,
you're taken home.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
But you had mentioned that you gambled it, didn't you?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
What one hundred percent? I did it to Matt. I
did it to Matt fucking a while ago.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Probably if you gambled it and you doubled it, I'd
probably give you one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Fucking man, I'm never gambling with you again.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
What the fuck hundred? If you gamble it and win,
I give you half. Yeah, exact, because you've gambled the
fifty percent.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well I'll be going suit anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You're beyon fucking out you risk. Yeah, but see here's
my right with the whole day, right, Yeah, I worked Saturday.
I can pump through. I told Chris, I was like,
now my arm's going to get twisted, like I'll probably
end up going And Ryan's like calling me. He's like,
you come, and you're come, and I'm like, all right,
get me just like a normal palel just get me,

(05:49):
like the normalist one. He gets the creamiest fucking dream
that you get. The heavy I'm like, it's an eight
point five percent fucking what the fucking pale.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't remember. It was like the birthday surprise one.
It was it's called the Anniversary. It was like the
anniversary one.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's called it's called Candles and cake yeap, which is
a fucking creamy as fucking paleout And I've got there
and I'm like, I'll drink this, but this is really
fucking heavy to start on, you're very soft. And then
after that Chris, Chris goes, oh, we'll go and get
mango fizzits. And then we all got different fizzits and
I got to a point where Chris like, we should
get another beer.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
You asked me to get another one, and it was
that new one.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, we tried that. We tried them. Yeah, so we
tried the fish, which is like it's brewed the same
as beer, but it basically is like a cruiser, right, okay,
except it's really strong. Yeah, so that's probably why we
chund it because they're about eight seven percent each. We had.
We ended up having about four or five Maga fizzits
before we left.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
The Mango Fizzits, Me and Nathan would just smashing there.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, he was pumping him down, but yeah. And then
it got to a point where Chris is like, oh,
I'll get a beer. This is what baitty one. I'm like, bro,
like you, it's you've ruined the beer. Now. We aren't
going back. We're just doing the meeting. What we heard?
What we come to a brewer and don't drink beer? Okay, yeah,
but you decide to get a mango fiss it's the
second drink, Bro, Like, you don't do that. We're done.

(07:11):
We're done drinking beer. You've ruined. We have to drink
beer NonStop. You can't know.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
It was good though.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
At the end of the night he was burping a lot,
and I was like, if we were there for another hour,
this kind was throwing up.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
What have you made? Another hour? Though? What brewery did
you go to?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Squiers One near the Peach Tree. It's at the back
of peach Tree. We should go out.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I've invited him before.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, except yeah, no, we'll go we'll go.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Chris made you may have to come pick me up.
Though Chris made the dumbers bed. I've ever seen this
old blow come up to us. Like so Nate was
sitting there in my house mate and giving everybody. Everybody
past is giving him. Not this guy decides that's an
invitation to talk to you. He's redheaded, right, like old
old bloke red headed, so it's not really fucking glad

(08:00):
on red. But he's got red drunk face. Yeah, he
and he comes up and he's like, yeah, look at
these birds. Man. He goes, I know I'm married. He guys,
I'm not gonna kiss from anything. Going to dance, you see,
those old ones are better getting up And Chris gets
if you do that, I'll give you fifty bucks something.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
It was already like are you serious. I'm like, he's
just handed fifty he's gone to.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Get it done. We know he's gonna get it done.
They're gonna get up and dancing him for three seconds
to shut him up. Yeah, they're older women. They're just
gonna go all right, I'll have a dance, all right,
danced bang, sit down. We know that's gonna happen. And
Chris is like I'll give you fifty dollars and we're.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Like, Chris, Chris, this is like, can I just take
the fifty bucks off you.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm like, that's what we asked.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
They were like, right, you give it money away.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's like putting on a bet to say the Tigers
are winning next year. We're like, this is the wildest
RUFFI that is never going to pull off. You've just
given the betting agency money. Bro, what's the odds of that?
Actually it's probably a lot. It'd be one hundred and
fifty or something. Non we cap it what one fifty
to one? Don't go, I won't even look it up.

(09:08):
I'm going to look it up. Won't look it up
on your phone? Yeah? Probably you have sports but on
your phone. No I don't. Actually, Mitchell's not a normal
normal person.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Well I don't have sports phone, sports phone on my bet,
sports phone on your bet. That's great, actually a sports bet.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ah. But anyway, well you digress. Yeah, it's a bit
of a My week's just been fucking yeah, jam packed
with what you worked.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
You worked all seven days, didn't you fucking hell?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah yeah it didn't work all seven.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Hanging some doors.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
The funny thing is West Tigers aren't even the bottom
team for the Grand Final twenty twenty five Titans.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
No St.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Georgia, La War Really yeah, it's seventy one dollars everywhere else.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
We are also like five months outside of No. But yeah,
Tiger's probably there'll be heat to Tigers. Fencers are jumping
on them so well, they probably won't come last.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Probably get hope, hope, Yeah, you hope, Yeah, you hope hope.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Three in a ra is pretty rough.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Imagine how long does it take until the North Sydney
Bears get put back up.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
That last looker? If Tigers get Wooden Spoon and Eels
win next year, I'll root for the the Bears come back.
You get that situation because that would never happen. Eels
don't win Grand finals. They don't know, they don't They
don't even know what to ring. Their rings are fucking decaying.

(10:38):
How do you feel about clin gus and media happy?
Oh you're happy? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
In Discord, well no, well it was one of our
mates from soccer posted in the p's and d's a
tribute to.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
The same night it was on Discord.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Jumped on the call as you do so dude, like,
we're just giving it to him as you should.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It was a good good laughs, don't get me wrong.
Good player in certain situations was not good.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Have you watched the highlights yet?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
No? I haven't.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
You haven't watched the montage? No?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Why not? What montage? Gonna need a mantage throwing his
arms up in the air, the guffrino bra the guffrino,
some bigger kingmate, big up shakes. In rugby league, Ryle's
fucking pretty much sack and everyone sack and everyone at

(11:32):
the Eels just doesn't get Yeah, I think you know what.
I think it'd be good for yours because for once
you aren't going to be like, yeah, but that guy
had a good game in twenty seventeen. Yeah, it seems
like that's the way that you that the board abused
run like, yeah but Goto, like we keep go, Yeah,
but memory Goto who was like in twenty twenty, Remember

(11:53):
that he was.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
The best twenty twenty member.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, they've got member berries, they've got member various right now, Bro,
Like yes see CIVO has been shipped for four years. Yeah,
but remember twenty nineteen, Remember that no no one does Bro,
No one remembers the years that you don't win. You
know what you remember the last four fist? Me bro,

(12:17):
you know what I found?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Who are we talking about? Megan? Meghan?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah talking, you're in the call.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I was in this call. Actually, that's what. Let's talk
about what's wrong with your generation? Double fisting? Yes, that
has to be the most American bullshit thing ever. Oh yeah, definitely.
Let's watch some sayings that you've heard from young kids
that makes you fucking cringe. Double fisting.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's bad, Skippylet you look at it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
We're not talking six year olds. We're talking like two
thousand and two till about two thousand and what it's
the what are they get? Two thousand and six is eighteen? Now?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
See the problem is on two questions that you are
that Yeah, oh well, I'm just before that.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
So if I was to let's be real right, without
knowing my my my biases, if you were to have
two drinks in your hand, what do you calling it?
Double parked? But you'd be inclined to also say double fisting.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yes, no, you said no, no.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I said, if someone else says it to me, I
would understand the context. That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What's the context of it? Are they walking up to me?
Is there anything in their hands?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like? Okay, okay, fair, what's the context? Is the forwards
to disappear without any trace at a pub? What would
that be called?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
What would you call it? There's two things that what
you call it? The Irish goodbye or the Harold Holt
the Irish Goodbye? I hate that.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I know.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Harold Holt's really good.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Harold holds good.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
When you said it's me like, haven't we been saying
that for a while. It just disappeared out of lingo.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, yeah, because like how people like it doesn't get
taught anymore.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Jackson would have known about Harold Holt. There's eighteen year
olds out there that had no clue, no clue that
we had a prime minister vanish. It has never been
seen since. It's never been seen since that that.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
That is, Yes, it's such a good way to say it, though.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Harold Holt is perfect.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
That Harold Hole, Harold hold he's done, Harold Hole, he's
done to Harold Holt.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, that's what I mean, or even just yeah, that's
the way.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Irish goodbye.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
It doesn't know where it came from.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Well, like not Irish people are just this is what.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
You're searching up. This is what you're searching on the
Irish goodbye background or whatever it is, because it doesn't
make any fucking sense. Irish people are known for drinking
through the fucking night.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Of course, it's an American thing.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Russi University Dollar base of I don't know what the
fun that.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Was comes from Boston, Massachusetts, which has a word Irish
Irish American population. So that's what describes an Irish goodbye
as a drug person leaving without talking to anyone someone American.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Appreciate you both putting your hand up, but like if
one of his read okay.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
I'm sorry. We're both not dyslexic.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I wasn't going to attend.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
You couldn't read any of those.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
So there's no there's no like. So it's a person
leaving not revealing how drunk they are pretty much. So
there's no background to it. There is no background. There's
someone just decided in America, we're Irish and we get drunk.
You know, they're not Irish wear thirty second fucking descendants.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
They're watching The Departed too many times and they were like, man,
this this is so cool.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
We're white people. We've got an identity.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
They were trying to get culture, trying to bring culture.
You don't see Patrick's days more celebrated in America than
it is in Ireland. Yeah, they don't actually give a ship.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
They celebrate every there, every weekend at least cool.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I love that they use that as a reason, like, oh,
this is why I'm so good a drinking some Irish
And it's like in Australia, it's like we're fucking Australian.
I don't have to justify while we drink so much.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Even in Ireland that's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
But then again, I want to drink. But then again,
Ireland is not a migrated country like we are. They're
actually Irish there, so it's like a not like a
oh you have to pretend to be something you're not.
You're just Irish. But here, you know, fucking well, Ryan's
Polish Australian crocodile hunter.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, Polish Australian crocodile That's my favorite thing to call
myself is like I'm part crocodile hunt.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You're not part fucking mediocre tools.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Shut up, dude, Red goes faster, dickhead.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Name was Ryan.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait, just like Irwin and mediocre.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, they're not great.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Come on, they're good. Come on, Irwins aren't great. Come on, bro,
if you get a vice grap out, what do you grabbing?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Erwin's are not great, they're not great. Chill, No, they're good,
they're not work they're not bad. No, they're not fucking
crescent Yeah, you're right, terrible exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Like if you had like six pair supplies on the
thing one was crazy, cut.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Through a live cable with a Crescent pies and work better.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
They probably. Yeah, to be fair, there's Irwin snips up there. Yeah,
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Okay, so the only tools in the room are Irwin tools.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Or you and that fucking snip you lined him up.
Then that's pretty good. That was good. That was good.
It's good.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'm surprised you didn't laugh at your own joke.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, apparently Ryan's found out. I've got a phenomenon of
laughing at.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
My dude, haven't you heard I have?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
He says a joke and then he just nonstof Have
you ever had him stop halfway through telling the joke
to laugh?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, it's that's an often occurs. But what pisses me
off is like he doesn't even let it settle.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
He just goes.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
He says the joke as soon as the punchline hits,
just burst into laughing out and it's like the joke
could be really funny, but it just stops being funny
when you just hear his kind of fucking laughing his
ass off.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I really want to split my personality. I want to
pick a load myself. I want to be my good
and evil except funny and audience funny. I just want
to witness myself cracking the joke so I can hear
it from my side.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
You'll be like, yeah, that is funny.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's all the jokes that don't hear. It was like, yeah,
I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Even the jokes that don't hit.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
He laughs that, which ships met more talk.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Up pretty much. I mean, I mean, you've got to
have a bit of an ego to do eighty six
episodes of podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh man, yeah, man, Cam a bit like every time
he does it, it's like discord too, because you can't
shun him up.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
He's eating the microphone.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
The microphone so far away from me when I know.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's yeah, it's like we've got to turn you down.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You're welcome. I've had a turn down for like a
week or so. It's basically picked up and nothing.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's still I don't think it's changed day hmm. Yeah,
it's like still like it's like you're like.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I'm beginning to think this is a you problem.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
All right, fair, fair, I should just mute your friends.

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Speaker 4 (21:08):
Guys's back, We're back.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
So I wanted to chat about because I was thinking
about it the other day because my sister pissed me
off the other day.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Did you guys ever bully your.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Of course amounts I've seen Jesus bully Jackson.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, do it today? Like have you guys like
because like if you're I don't know, Like I don't
know about you guys, but like I was the bully
of the household to my brother and my sister, like
they both hated my guards, so I would get in
trouble for doing nothing.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
So I think it was what do we have? We had?
It was like a I think it was fucking. It
was something to do with chocolate.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I remember, like my mum blamed me for it for
eating it, but I didn't like, like I never had
it I've never had it before in my life, this
type of chocolate.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I forget what it was. I fucking hated.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
It was milk chocolate.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
No, I like milk chocolate.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Now.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
It was like it was like ship that you put
on like ice cream.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Ah, they like topping or something, the ice cream surprise,
something like that. So he gets a hard one.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's probably some ship like that. And
my brother and sister fiended for it, like they fucking
had it all the time. So my mom bought one,
and in like two days it was used and then
I copped. I copped the bullet. Mom was like it
was fucking you, wasn't it. And I was like, Mom,
I've never had this ship before in my life. I

(22:39):
can't believe it. I walk into the fucking laundry and
I got my brother and my sister like pissing themselves laughing.
I'm like, guys, you've got a chill, Like you tell
mom it was you guys. You know like the topping
that like ice It was like ship that you put
on ice cream ice magic.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah yeah yeah, And they were like.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Nah, they me with the nah you are you are
gotta be the softest big brother in the world. Why,
because I think that's happened to me before. With Jackson.
Dad did this one thing right where like me and
jack would wrestle and as soon as jack was losing,
he'd have a silk and Dad said once like this
is your little brother, man, you got to look after him, right,

(23:18):
and Jackson would like just Jackson clicked on is like
that's how I beat jazz all the time. So like
I'd be fucking it like he'd be. He'd want to
play the place, and you want to play fucking oh
the Xbox. I want to play Disney Infinity or something.
I'm like, dude, we're playing Halo together. And then he
cried that I fucking hit him. And then he come
and he's like I just wanted to be my big brother.

(23:38):
I look up to him and then like play the
car and then like Dad would grill me, and so me,
as a big brother wouldn't be like, bro, you gotta
own up.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I'd just be like, fucking bang, you want to you
want to fucking cry? Kunt you want to fucking cry?
Feel your arm now you're fucking dog, go cry to dad.
Now you've already cried once. Christ second time, he said.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I hear, Yeah, oh well, what's that gonna do? Tell
me off again. I'm going to fucking punch you harder.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Count No, but how how old were you?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, Jack have eight years apart, so I would
have been like twelve or thirteen.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
See, this probably was when I was like fifteen.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
If I hit my brother and my sister, it's a da.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's like I would have hit. I would have punched it.
Jess would have been punched on a fifteen fourteen No,
but like we definitely would have been Yeah, yeah, would.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Like my house in my household, I would have went
to court.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I've definitely tackled my sister when I was like fourteen.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, you've got an older sister though, Yeah, oh yeah
it was different.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
We're dealing with like younger younger than me.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, she's not much older than me. No, but that's
when I was fourteen. I was bigger than her.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah. Wait, there is love in the punch, But you
can't like going. You'd be like, all right, well I've
cocked my ship. No time for you to do. Not
feel your fucking arms and legs for a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, I took it as like payback for all the
times like I've fucked with.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Them pretty much.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
You just copped it on the tin.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Ah, well, I didn't like well, I didn't get like
a reward for it, Like it was like, oh, you're
not allowed to have that topping with ice cream.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
It's like, well, I don't have it anyway.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't be like your frame me. Oh no, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
It's that it still gets brought up, so like I
could bring.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
It up on like a fucking family lunch and then
my brother and sister will be like, yeah, we fucking
did that, and they're like, fuck you, you're a bitch.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah no, if that was me, I definitely would have
just walked straight out to my sister and punched them.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
That's worse.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
I would have probably caught punching Matt because my sister
like that's it's done, like.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Punch on heat. I never used to like go in
and try herder. It just be like a.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah did she Well, she used to beat the ship
out of me. And as soon as I've like pushed
it was like, oh, you're fucking You're in the naughty corner.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Gets to a point where I was in jail. I
get to a point where it's like I think it
matters more to me to win this fight than it
does the consequences, because yeah, Mom would I think Mom
had this idea of like Jeremy doesn't really want to
hurt people the time. At the time, I would just
be like, I'd just be yelled at. Yeah, I think
that's the most I really cocked. I'd just be yelled at.

(26:22):
But at least in my mind, I'm like, I won
the fight. She thinks she has me because she dubbed
them me. I won the fight.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Coward punch in the back of the head.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
About one coward punch.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
The coward punch that was out of the guy was
fighting for his kid, like when his kid was in
a brawl. Yeah, the dad came in. The guy came
in over the top and punched him.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
In the back of the head, in the head, punched.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Dad in the head. Yeah, damn, that's a shame. Anyway,
back to siblings idea. Yeah, there was one time that
me and Jess I don't know why, then we went
through this stage. It was honestly just cats and dogs
sort of shit. Like I'd get home and would just
be so revolted by each other's presence because like we've
been like my family's been split between pillar and person.

(27:16):
You know, I've got siblings everywhere, but I don't see
them all the time. The only one I saw all
the time and grew up with all the time was
Jess through everything. So like no, like we caught the
bus together and she liked the day everything. We almost
were twins compared to everything else. Yeah, So the kid
like fourteen and fifteen, and we were just fucking like
disgusted by each other existing. We're just like, fuck you

(27:40):
don't be near me. Fuck you. Every time you open
your mouth, I get in shit. Fuck you. One time
I got home and like, like fucking mum would be
single mum working off doing a job. And then she
gets she gets home and she's like, I'm putting on
whatever I want on the TV. And I'm like, maybe
if I'm watching fucking this. I think I was watching

(28:00):
the Everton game, like a replay, and she's like no,
and she put it on and she had a cry,
and she fucking I gave her a punch. She gave
me a fucking couple of punches and then she called mom.
Mom's like, don't let you's just a gom me crying
blah blah, stop blah blah, all this ship and I'm like,
I'm fucking done with this. You know, I'm not you know,
I'm like not lying, you know. Yeah, And it got

(28:23):
to a point I'm like, what about I'm hung on
the phone. I'll go I'll sort this out. And I'm
fucking yelling. She goes, I'm going to fucking stab you.
I'm gonna stab you. That's it. I'm gonna kill you.
So this is the balls of me. Walked into the kitchen,
got the biggest knife out of the blog, put it
on my card, and said, give me a hug, your
fucking bitch, go on, give me a fucking hug. Do it.

(28:46):
You're all talk, You're fucking idiot.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Can't do it?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Did She walked your head off, crying, and I'm like,
you're all fucking talking. Couldn't stab me, your fucking bitch.
And the mum goes, look this is going through some
like I don't blame this on a fucking period. I said,
she's a bit no matter if anything's coming out of
hers all right, all right, And she was too pushy
to stab me. Didn't tell you she tried to stab me.

(29:11):
Moms like did she And I'm like, what, I gave
it a knife. She said she was going to do
it because you're an idiot. She wouldn't do it. I know.
I'm in her head. Her ladies and gentleman, welcome to it.

(29:32):
I had to throw it in there. We had to
stop the stabbing door in the lord.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
However, women is not independent of man, nor is man
independent of woman?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
But who one Corinthians, eleven eleven. I'm going to teach
you how to say that. Yes. So if you're saying
this right, say did that?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Is?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
First Corinthians, chapter eleven, verse eleven. Okay, okay, all right,
but how does that make you feel? What tell us
how you feel? All about that? What is that? Interpret
it into.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
MIDI everyone is connected somehow, I think, how do you
for once?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Like for once, it's the first time I actually, like
properly listened to it. The other ones was like old talk.
I don't get on for once. You are massively off
the mark. That's fine. I'm happy to be off the market.
I let you guys talk about it. It's talking about
the bond of marriage. Probably, uh yeah, I think it's

(30:30):
talking about the bond of marriage of like there is
value like as much because it's obviously written back in
the old times when men did everything and women said
her did the looking after things. But he's saying without
a white like without a woman, a man is nothing.
And it's the same without a man, a woman is nothing.
That makes sense, Yes, saying that, I think that that

(30:52):
is at that line there would have something to do
with the sacrecy of marriage. Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Because sacred Yeah, allegedly, unless too from two years ago
I got she got.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Pretty fucking needed you vote on the gays or too little.
I don't think I was able to m when.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Did like twenty eighteen, I don't even I would have
just been just before I could have voted m Yeah,
remember voting for it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I didn't get a little letter and you ticked it
and you put it back in the letter and they
picked it up. Similar to the Aboriginal referendum. They did it,
really they except it was way more expensive to do
the gay vote, as was it.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Yeah, who paid for that?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
The government? As always the gaze. You know, you know
who paid for it, the Gaze. Do you know why
they paid for it? Because now for invest I fucking
furry things think they should be accepted. No, we just
said yes, the same sex. Stop pissing and kitty litter
talking to you, Wiggy, stop pissing, kitty litter. Leave the tuner,

(32:10):
man in the kitty, believe it on the cat. Leave
the tuner for the Siberians. Okay, hey, Jazz, you shouldn't
be going for trees. Then treason. Tree, it's treason.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
He said, tree, Then.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
It's treason. Treason. Yeah, damn, you want to go away
from me. I don't know where this is going. I know, don't.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I don't know where it's from. But there's the two quotes,
say the trumpel Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
You don't know where that quotes from? Which one is it? Again?
Remember the most quotable one?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah, the best one.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
You haven't, scene Revenger, it's seriously the best one.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Have you seen any sou Wars? The one that you
like half showed me in episode seven? I have to
show you an episode well here after.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I can't remember what it was.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
You were sat down and watched Star Wars like.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Half half a thing, and then I'm like, yeah, I've
got to go. You're probably watching I was probably already
watching it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
No, I was from start a movie or like, yeah,
a movie. I put on Star Wars for yeah, you're
like you need to watch this.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
It was after Friday, so you said you said me
he needed to watch because I needed to seven.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
That wouldn't have said seven.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
No I watched, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I went and watched episode seven with friends in cinemas.
It was episode four that Jess got me to watch.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It wouldn't have been four. I wouldn't have been like, hey,
watch like the most important but the most boring one. Four.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
It can be a bit boring at times. No phantom
menaces way worse than for Mia. All right, fools like good,
especially the end. The end is like really good.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
The pod race is cooler, but no it's not.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
It's not cooler than the trench run.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Bro, Come on, who's your favorite story's character? Ben Quard,
slip clob, jinky manus.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I can't believe they took Ben Gala out of the
Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Law right right, Well, me and medi talk. Would you
like to go get the last drinks?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Oh yeah, get some drinks?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
All right, MIDDI, we're got to sort this out. What
are we sorting out? How are you going to get
watched How are you going to watch Star Wars? How
am I going to You're going to have to? Why
is this because you're a bloke and you're a fucking
nerd like us, except you're probably more willing to let
everyone else know that you're you're smarter than everyone and
you're nerdier. But I'm not you. You are? You are?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You know you're smarter than everyone. I'm not smarter than
everyone everyone in the world.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Elon Musk can fucking big compared to you, Well, he
probably loves to do that.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Elon Musk is a fucking.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Actually have you heard? Elon Musk is? What is someone
Trump's looking at getting into? Like his group of people.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't know what the he put all these fucking
he put all his chips on the table for Trump.
He could have fucked everything. He's so Yeah, if Trump
last Elon Musk was fucked, was he? Yeah? I can't
remember how. There's a lot of it. Anyway, We're on
to Trump now, So I don't know how I feel.
If you're not unaware, you haven't opened your eyes in

(35:41):
the last week and come out from your rock. Donald
Trump is now the president of the American United States
once again.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
He's not the president yet, but he's becoming the president
of February.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, he won the election, right, he already is a president.
He's he's still as if you're a president in America,
you still referred to as President Trump. Yeah, so if
you talk to Obama, he's still President Barack Obama, but
he's not the sitting president, but they still referred to
as the president, so it would always be President Joe Biden. Yeah, okay,

(36:17):
like things like that. So he's still referred to as
President Trump. But yeah, so he won. I think a
lot of people are very ashamed. There's a lot of
landslide things happening right now, a lot of landslide things.
The fund. The one thing I thought thought was funny
that both sides were basically saying if the other side wins,
you'll never vote again. So they're both both going dictatorship.

(36:42):
The thing's rigged, the things rigged. Trump, Yeah, there talk
talking to the talking to the Michael time Man. Yeah,
so what we're saying is we said, if you've done,
he's a president again. I thought the funniest thing was
is that both sides, both parties, were saying that, oh

(37:05):
the other side wins, they're going to turn into a
dictatorship and you'll never vote again. Sure, both sides were like,
you're got to be a dictator.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
It's a joke. Like it's just like I don't know.
American politics is like just I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
A few things have gone up, A few things have
gone up in the last First of all, bitcoins risen massively.
It's gone up, gone up massively. Most Crypodo has actually skyrocketed. Yes,
Crypto has gone up massively. Google searches in certain things
like application for passports, a lot of people are trying

(37:40):
to get become.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
It's the same thing that happened in what was it,
twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
The biggest search at the moment, the biggest Google Google
search at the moment is moving from America to Canada.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
It's the same thing as twenty sixteen. I swear to god,
it's the exact same shit as twenty sixteen. Like nothing's
going to change.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
You know what, I thought, who's going to win?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
The World's over? But like as you said, in twenty sixteen,
nothing really changed.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
No, it was the same thing they were searching, like, oh,
we're leaving America, We're gonna fucking extra duide ourselves to
fucking Canada or whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
It's like, just go to Mexico.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Don't be a bitch, go downstairs, bro, don't place that
they're gonna take you.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
No, But like it's the same ship. They're saying the
exact same stuff. They're like, oh, Trump's gonna fucking kill
us or whatever. We're gonna live in this dictatorship. He's
never gonna give up presidency. He already gave up presidency.
Fucking yeah, already, Like.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
He's he knows he will.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, he's just gonna do. It's gonna be the same thing.
It's gonna be four years of fucking people complaining. Yea,
And it's like it's it's kind of good because it's
like at least I've got someone to like, this is.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Why, and and it's funny.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, and it's like all right he porn hub releases.
That's of what people were researching on porn hub the
night of the election. Kamala No so all America with money.
California was thicking. Kirvy was the highest rated search result. Okay,

(39:13):
Washington was transgender? Minnesota?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Minnesota? Did you see me catch myself?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Then?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yes, that was good, thank you. Oh Jesus, that was
so that's not good.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Okay, Minnesota sloppy seconds. Sloppy seconds?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Huh where is that even a category?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
He was like, how many people like live in minutes,
Like at least ten people live in Minnesota and they
all know each other.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
But like, like what is the most searched?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Why do they search like terms like that? Aren't they
just like lesbian strap ons or like whenever I'm searching
for something, it's always something very like not particular, but
it's not as simple as like sloppy seconds. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like I feel a bit of America Japanese girl,

(40:18):
Doggie Star, Like, here's one for your Maryland. Was just cute,
that's all. It was cute.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
That's not makes more sense than sloppy seconds, though, but
that's still not. That's just you want to feel good
about you. Here's one for you Tennessee waxing genitals. Yeah right,
that's not a pawn. That is not that's a documentary.
That is not a pawn. Okay, let's get to some

(40:48):
of the the more like sane ones New Mexico butt plug.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Say, that's a search.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's a fucking search. Arizona as looking.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, that's going to get there every Yeah, okay, I
probably did.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I probably want dream job makes it sound a lot grosser.
North Dakota Native American.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
See that's a search, Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Wisconsin swap, that's I don't know what the funk that means?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Swap are you're looking it up there?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I have to see what that means. South Carolina secret.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Secret See, it's like it's weird that they just don't
go straight to.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Incest Florida Mega. I think it's did you say swap swap? Yeah?
Oh my god, it doesn't I don't know. Did you
look it up? I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
First one I saw it was like pretty much a foursome.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Is it like like two guys two girls and they
just swapped between Who's fucking.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I'm guessing that's what I'm mean. Probably be rough, dude,
here's one foy? Is there something Connecticut is lactating? That's okay, Yeah,
what's maga? Let's see what make America great again?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
You just want to see? Yeah, okay, it's just some chick.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I didn't realize that's actually what I want to.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Have. You re no, I know, I know it's it's
a white chick with a fucking make America great.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's just like it's honestly like fucking like fraternity porno clips.
If someone in the clip has a maga hat on
did you get a mega hat?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Here's one what is probably close to your search that
you're thinking of hot agent milk.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
That's that's good.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
That's a normal one that here's another one, Alaska cougar.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
That's fair. That doesn't make that's a weird way to
say milk. But that's milk.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
You don't know about like a Maria. I don't think
same ilk.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Do that? American point coined it.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I thought that was like an US thing.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, we're not that.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Sorry, we just do everything else.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
We're just funny everywhere.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Like New Jersey has one that's pretty pretty decent girl
one girl.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Lesbian say lesbian? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, it's okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's like more effort, isn't it. I don't know, or
maybe they're just dumb and don't lesbian. They don't spell lesbian.
They keep spelling Lebanon.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
What is this Israel conflict?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's why they're also fucking focused on the conflict. They
keep searching Lebanon it. Why is Israel coming up?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Goddamn israelaxed?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Damn every time I search up fucking lesbian, it keeps
coming up with this Italian dish. It's like a spaghetti sandwich.
Now that's lasagna, la lasagna. Do we want to finish

(44:11):
the episode, Jazz? Do we have anything else?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
No, we spoke about the the Trump being sick.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I did want to quickly talk about this.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Should we should we make bets on if he's going
to get assassinated?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
It would be would make for a good story. But
what I have noticed on TikTok, First of all, this
is a message to dearly loved I love you so much.
This is all satirical. Please disappear from the internet. Peach PRC.
Can you go to that fucking bushtuff can go? Oh

(44:49):
my god, I'm going to my first bush. Just go
to the pushtuff man. The whole point of the pusht
offf is to go, not recall it, and take a
fucking copious amount of drugs that would kill an entire
African village. Okay, and you've made You've made it commercialized,
you've made it gay, You've fucked up bush dolfs if

(45:12):
I know you're gay, you've made Bushdolfs gay. Not in
the same term of fucking blokes. No, it's like Harley
Davidson writers. Yes, yes, yes, that's south episode. Yes. Also
uh also on that. My other grievance is Abby Chatfield.

(45:33):
You are not a political commentator, all right? Stop thinking
she got this idea right that first of all, there's
people coming out like MAGA supporters, going, h Trump's gonna
fucking get rid of abortion because they're all Catholics and
ship and all that stuff, and we're gonna they reckon.
I don't know the ins and outs, right, but Abby Chatfield,
who are you aware of? Abby Chatfield? Yeah, she's got

(45:56):
this idea right that Australia follows suit directly with America,
and she thinks that we're just going to straight out
just like get rid of women's suffrage. Right for those
that don't know what that means, that doesn't mean women's suffering.
It means women's rights and they're right to vote. And
she like that, thank you? Okay, all right, so she

(46:17):
SAIDs it's like they're going to go out if we
look at the scale, like the political scale, which actually
really doesn't exist. But you're the left and right Australia
where we sit on the American one. Even our far
right is very left for them, and it's very fucking left.
They're far right is extremely right compared to ours. So

(46:38):
our fels are left compared to their left, though our
scale is actually smaller than them, but we actually are
have a lot more progressive in a lot of ways.
That makes sense. But yeah, she's got this idea that
that what's the cuntre the top top dog or whatever. No,
not the top dog. You know the guy with that
had no hair and he ran pretty much Australian, American

(47:03):
American in the live stream, did the live streams and
ship and you're like, women are nothing.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
That's all of going, oh fucking Andrew t Andrew Tate.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
She thinks that Andrew Tate has fucked every man's ideas.
I mean in America, yeah maybe, but in Australia, she
thinks everyone in Australia are just gonna go. Women don't
get rights. We get to tell women what they do
with their body. No, there's I don't think there really
is a man in Australia that could give a fuck
enough to take that away from you. Yeah, we don't

(47:34):
care like we care if you have them. We want
you to have them, to.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Be honest, we want more rights for you guys, so
we don't.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Have to do as much.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
He made that sound so much, exactly like you could
have wrote that down.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
You made that sound worse. I want to be in
the kitchen, not working. What else men keep going pick
up thoughts?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
He's been watching too much Andrew Tate.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah, so she's got this idea. She's got this idea
that women that men in Australia are going to go,
oh Trump's in That means we can be disrespectful to women.
I don't think like that will ever happen.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
We're already disrespectful enough.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, to minorities are but no, yeah, she's going off
a nut and everyone's like, dude, you do realize you
live in Australia. Yeah, and also you are known for
being like you come out and try to normalize being
a whole all right, So it's not like, oh, no

(48:47):
one respects you, No one thinks she should have rights
because you're a It's just like you're not really the
background kind of person to make political commentary, Like really,
none of us are, because we don't get it enough.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
No, yeah, we got less.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You study it and she's trying to explain to people
with tariffs are It's like, dude, your whole job is
to talk about why you push your stinks on a podcast. Okay,
you you brag on about how the fact that you
date one of the biggest drug os in the country,
which is fucking If you'd like to please contact us, No,
I don't have the time for a fuck off.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Okay, I will gladly try and get you on apologe
because it seems like.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
The kind of person that would not let you speak.
I'm looking at one now, No, I listen. I would
tell you're a fucking idiot for what you said. But
I'll let you finish. I'll let you finish. But you know,
do you know how she got famous? She wasn't a bachelor,
and the dude was like an astrologist or whatever, and

(49:49):
she goes, oh, no way, I'm a pisces or whatever.
That's what she's famous for. Because they edited the clip.
I go, yeah, but you also fucking said it. You
come out with that bullshit astrology bullshit. I don't care.
You're dumb enough to believe it. You're dumb enough to
think that a way a bunch of fucking stars are

(50:10):
constellated together like determines that you get to be a
cunt to everyone on a Tuesday. No, you're just a
funck with alright, it's a cune on Tuesday. Yeah, stop
being a cune on Tuesday. It doesn't matter if you're
a fucking asparagus or an aquarium. Right.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I love it when I get to justify myself being
a dickhead.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
I'd only be a fuck with on Wednesday and Friday.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Oh no, jupid is in lemonade or some ship. Alright,
that means my psyche's gone. Look at me, collect rocks.
It charges me up, and I get to say racist things.
But it's okay because I'm a pieces fucking hell. Get it,
get a grip. Do not ever if you ever fucking

(50:55):
say you like astrology and you get the ships about
a blanke, liking star wars or fucking legos something, take
a good look at yourself. You pick up rocks and go,
I feel charged like an iPhone. All right, you're a
fucking idiot, all right, Oh no, he's a loser. Games.
You also check a fucking thing on your phone a
horoscope to determine if your life is going to be

(51:16):
fucking good that month. Okay, you make your own luck,
not a fucking things that change.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Okay, what about those cards they give you.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Cards? Yeah, here's a card bang, but I don't like
him because he collects Pokemon cards. You just let a
card determine your next month, all right. If a blake
lets a card determine his next month, he's just pulled
a first series Charizard and he's about to go fucking
snort it all up with the boys and gold glass. Okay,
you get a fucking card a game. Oh but eat

(51:48):
more carrots this week. Fucking hell, my body's a temple
astrology geology. I was still like, rack up, Yeah, my
body's a temple. I have to have quin war fucking
smoothies every morning, but cough for some jumped cocaine.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
As soon as the moon comes up.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Yeah, I can do as much coke because I want.
Don't feed him after mid.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
After midnight gremlin time.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah, but you know what funny they will always talk
about like, oh, this is my star sign, but you'll
never be like I was born in the Year of
the Rat. I was born in the Year of the Dog.
Just missed that fucking horoscope, don't you You miss that
fucking star signs. You just want to make sure you're
one majestic Leo or some shing When you're a fucking rat,
you're like, I'm not want anyone know that I'm a
little public carrying, fucking rodent. Maybe you hit the curb

(52:44):
because you're born in the Year of the Rat. You're
fucking idiot. It's not because you're a fucking Leo. Wow,
who is Leo? Who is Leo? Who is le Say
my fucking invoice? All right, I need him to deal
with your fucking shit. Thank god, Zoe's not an idiot.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Zoe does look like the chick that would charge our
rocks though.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, but then also you hear it player music and
you're like, oh, how many affliction? Okay, you've had depression.
You don't need to deal with that fucking bullshit before.
You don't have to deal with charging. You know that
you're not as dumb as cards. You've had your loves.
Thank god you had him at twelve and not twenty four. Okay,

(53:28):
you're not the worst thing about all these girls are.
And I've got to pick a bone man, I'm fucking
First of all, slides were gross to me. I'm a
thumb guy all in all. But stop wearing fucking denim
jeans with birkenstocks at the pub. Fuck sake, you know what.
You used to buy birkenstocks when we were younger at
the pharmacy. You then used to wear them, and now

(53:50):
you get fucking rock charges going to the pub in them.
The fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Hurt you right, you're really angry.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Enough seeing peach bees have a question? Can I just
see saying a life of one of these weird thing
is again or like a scarier story. I just want
to see memes. I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
See offline tv.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
I've had enough creature.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
We need more of the creatures.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I need more of the creature and more meat worm.
All right, enough of Abby Chatfield. What's your thoughts on
white linen? Don't put it on my bed because I'm
obviously going to make the people wearing wearing you talking
about the gay Barron baby people. Yeah, I feel like
if you wear white linen and you mentioned anything about

(54:36):
money troubles, you should definitely hit one on speed and
like daddy can pick me up I've had enough today.
I need I'm a little bit eapy. Okay, Oh man,
I hate it when you go to like the BONDI
pavels on. My man. Rents so fucking hard, right now?
Where do you live? Couldie? Of course it's fucking expensive.
I don't even rent.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
It's just like it's I'm just paying.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
It's just bored. It's born. It's born for his fucking parents.
It's got rended so hard. I've got to pay one
hundred bucks a week to my dad. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah. They're like they're like, yeah, no, we got this
really nice place. We've got six of us living in
a two bedroom house. It's actually just like an old
minus fucking villager house and it's falling apart. It' sti lapidated.
We're paying fourteen hundred bucks a week. It rents a
bit high, though, what are you paying? I have got
a three better in South Penra for five hundred bars.

(55:29):
Oh but it isn't better of a bit Darrow. Yeah,
but don't your shit go missing all the time? And
people get stabbed all the time in fucking Couldie. We
don't stab here. We only stab the ops, which is
you why let it? Bra? Come near me, be my
fucking Milwaukee Stanley knife. Fucking pop pop a bottle with
a bottle opener and tighten it up, bolt with it.

(55:50):
Bro fucking done with Sydney's fucking realist. It's not me. Hey,
hit up Brian's. It's the game's going to really cool
tattoo now of goku. Yeah, yeah, talking about that. It's
like the game of war. Whoever has the biggest stick wins. Well,
then we have fucked because we can't afford the biggest stick.

(56:10):
We can't afford it. But we're definitely got. You know
why we're all right, because they'd hire us to lift
the stick.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
You gotta be able to get We just get picked
out of the We just get picked out of the bunch.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
It's just all our poor people just getuck sent.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yep, August thirteenth reasons. What no one in the rich
has his birthday? Yeah that's it.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Yeah, yeah, none of our none of our rich friends
have got kids on August thirty.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Let's just pick that day.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yep. The whole whole barrels.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Sweet, it's all the poor people children.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I'm so sorry for you guys.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Unfortunately, So there's a lottery guy a lottery talking.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
About class divide. All right, we're still going how sick
would the Hunger Games be? Being from Penrith and you
just got a chance to just kick.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Like say, like you got in at seventeen he said,
Hunger Games, Bro, don't you remember the movie?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
The fucking one and two were.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Like hectic, but like say seventeen one and two, like
twelve year olds like I cannot wait to kill you slowly?
You pieces shit.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
They fucking volunteered.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
They volunteered.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Then in the book, in the movie they volunteer like
fucking shredded as fuck.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
They're like like I'm winning this thing, juiced up on
roids and ship rape.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Pound the Hunger Games in your South Wales?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:35):
We said it.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
In said it.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Fucking I'm in my lad's backyard.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
For yeah, just put a border around it and go
outside there you get shot.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I think I think Pendry fronts pretty good. Well, we'd
be like district I don't know, like five.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, we'd be okay, we'll be up there. Okay, So districts,
how many districts?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Thirteen? How would you split in your South Wales in
the thirteen district? Well, I reckon fucking nine. At least
eight of them are in Sydney.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
It would be like, yeah, it would be so like
the top eight would be.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
In the west, out of west. Yeah, you know what
greater and outer Yeah, and then you do south southwest,
north Northwest. Yeah, so Eastern, Eastern, seaboards one, Central two,
North three, Central, CD can Inner five out of six,

(58:30):
Greater six out of seven, and it's like you a
greater your Greater Western Sydney, You're not, You're out of west.
And then you go, we're picking up fucking like you're
getting the lift go. And then you've got Cameltown. It's Mton,
It's Cameltown. Nine's like Picton No. No. Nine is like
fucking Camera Yeah, tens Wager, yep. Eleven's fucking Doles oh yeah, coughs.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
And Doubbo's got some athletes. Bro should be like just
below Pen.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
But that's what I'm saying. But the population numbers. There's
more people in Pen than their own Dubble and Morga together. Yeah,
So that's what it means. Like that area there is one.
If someone's willing to, can they map this out for us?
We'd probably have to get eighteen districts. I reckon, I'd win,
you know what. My first thing I'd be going, where's

(59:24):
the count from Orange? He needs to be my friend
and he knows how to shoot? All right, I'm like,
I'll be like, but we're taking out all these inner
West Yeah, but it's not just yes. What makes you
think you're gonna beat the ones in great West Sydney?
They're all level unless what makes you think you're going
to beat that lebo? What makes you think you're gonna

(59:45):
be that lepo? He doesn't have his cousins himself.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
I don't have to turn my back to him because.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I got a question for you. Where would Ryan sit
in the Mount Druid area that that's greater or is
that west?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Out of west? Yeah? Where would it? Like the split bee?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
What I'm running the road Blacktown? Okay, like inside road?
Would we get inside in a greater West or not?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
You're seven cuts us? I reckon, that's a good line. Yeah,
that's a good So you get like the draw it
from go low and we get the jungle. But side,
I reckon, you said, you said, Spencer Lin you in there?
I think everyone else just killed themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
It's right off, here's a dollar one dollar one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Were getting there really sad, Like this is really sad.
You know they're like and for district I don't know
where we District six, whatever, District seven, District seven, Spencer
lin you, I reckon where you go? I'll go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah, here's some little young tribute.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I reckon, we jump him like you're staying back. You
little Spencer in you is winning this. I don't think
there's anything that can kill Spencer. Spencer. Here's so much
coke you can't deny. Bro. If you give him that
much coke, you've just turned him into the terminator. Bro,
what's the what's the better terminator? The T two thousands
or whatever? He turns into the better terminator, he turns

(01:01:20):
into fucking I reckon, he turns into like Jack from Teching, Bro,
you just cannot kill the cunt. Okay, more speed than
sucking the speed of Okay. Hunger Games Australia. W A
probably wins. W A probably wins. I reckon they get
the or Northern Territory, nah, because the Oh my god,

(01:01:43):
so there, I think w A wins. I think they've
got a big They've got a nice pick of the litter,
and it's always fucking hot there and like depends where
if you throw everyone in winter Tasmania. Oh no, but

(01:02:04):
Tasmania are junkies. They will just die in the first
day from fucking being like alone.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Didn't they do it alone? A season of alone in Tasmania.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Alone the frade?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yeah they did, they did days. I think they dropped
like people in it's like they win. How much do
they win? They win like a decent amount.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Of it's a million dollars split between whoever finishes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
No, but it's like no, but it's like last.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Seconds then together together.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
They of course you were finishing, finishing the race to
the location. You've got to do all the stuff in between.
What no, it's not no, no, no, no, there's one not there.
They drop you off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
They drop you off in like the fucking wilderness, and
then you get like a radio and then you just
go like in a camera and you're meant to like
film yourself. You're meant to last until they like until
everyone else quits.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Why don't we do in voluntary hunger games? I reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
But like to bring us back to alone, all they
do is like they just show everyone gets an episode
and it's like like they just go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I don't really care about the money anymore. I just
want to see my family. And it's like front, like
you just could have stayed. Like they just get to
a point where they're comfortable, like they're catching fish or whatever,
and I can stay you forever, but I.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Do miss my family.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Just quit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
It's like, pray, you just missed down on five hundred
thousand dollars. They relax.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, your kids can like chill for a bit if
you haven't that much money.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I reckon, we're doing hunger Games, right, this is exactly
what happens if we're doing one of every state. Let's
say one person gets picked every steak to no let's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Yeah boy girl, no boy girl, Hunger Game style whatever
this every round first, all the packs.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Of the blokes go. We kill the women first to
make it real far. So let's say this is what
first happened.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Let's talk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Let's talk on the blokeside, all right, because I can't
talk for women. But what would happen? I reckon, First
of all, like say New South Wales, we'll go to
Queensland and go. We've got differences, but we're also brothers.
We got rivalry and we're like, we reckon, we'll bring
a state of origin in the last day. All right,
what's our plan? First plan? We killed Melbourne slowly? No,

(01:04:25):
we kill Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
I think I think the Queensland already in cahodes with Victoria.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
They already are you reckon, Queensland would get along with.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Victoria way more than us, way more than us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I reckon, Mania fucking hides.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Already gold They're in the bush. They're done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I reckon, they didn't even bother. South Australia is like,
they're talking such a big South Australia. They come up
from the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
The only problem is I can see South Australia, Melbourne
and Queensland working together to kill New South Wales.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
So all they do is they just pray and they
just be like, oh, we're you know where against this,
and then they just get decapitated.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Becomes a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Camera either camera dies straight away or becomes our bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
They're holding our pockets.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
We're all running away from West.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Everyone's bolting away from the northern territories, just tracking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
It's pretty much if we send the leg tattoo, we're right.
But if we don't wear in the ship, if we
got the tongue, Bradman, Brad what if we.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Get the tongue and removal or so picks up a
couch on his own.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
That claim they're from from I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Remember, like Islanders go to Logan as well in Brisbane.
It's a good chance if we get a tongue and.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
They might have Queens al And said they're very best.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
If they said Swash were sweet. Yeah, I reckon it
be it. It would have been a bad thing to support.
I reckon Like we win probably once every five years
at least.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Yeah, but we might have that streakiness that we don't win.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Like we're fucking like we united, like remembering fucking three
when we were amazing and we won seven in a row. Yeah,
but that was twenty years ago, brother, the last twenty
innocent New South Welsh people pretty much every school year
pretty much pretty much, they all keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
The guy, the guy that won it for seven years
in a row, died in the eighth year and now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
We're trying to find the next person. We just keep
sending him that. It would have been something dumb, like
we got the wrong government. They took funding away from
the training. Oh, some greeny government comes in and goes
it's wrong to be doing this, and we're all like,
we're excited.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Bro, we put so much money on this. Bet is flying.
I've got human cock fighting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Of the States.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
We've got something to compete with the UFC people just
killing each other.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yeah, austraight, mma fight to the dead. I mean, I
don't see why we don't have it. We pretty much
have it. In drama. Terms of love island true and
married at first it's basically hunger games of emotions. Now
let's make hunger games of the physical. We make a
bloke ternament like oh, so seven welcome to Channel nine
seven point thirty. We have Loveland, they married at first sight,

(01:07:29):
the ceremonies where they write the names, they write the
stade down, and then after that we got the hunger games.
So if you make your husband watch this, he gets
still watch the show after and you have to watch
people die. To be honest, I'll sit there and watch that.
This week in the Big brother House, John O from
Victoria dies a very painful death of polio Brother House.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
This week on the specials.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Oh, he said, we only see guys with Down syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
But that wouldn't be fair because.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Trains for the prize money. We just have to give
them a p S three and a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
John Cena figurine sponsor Boops. I'll go. I'll fight for Boops. Anyway, guys,
let's finish this off. I will you fight for Booch?

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Of course I would, would you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
This is debating. Cut them off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Finish off, guys. I've got something really brush to say.
Abby Chatfield, you denize yourself m hm oh, make you
want to kick a fat kid at Kmark. You know
what I'm saying,