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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is the Afternoon Detention in great way.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Safe Boys Podcast. Me
as always, I'm Ryan, that's Jazz. That's Mitch. Hello. Actually no,
this is our good friend, actually great friend of the podcast,
music producer of the podcast, M sixteen. R. Mate. How
are you going? Yeah? I'm not going too bad? Actually mate?

(00:43):
Have you been going? Oh mate? You know, just been flying?
It's been absolutely flying lately. Not really. Bank account is
hurting Anzac. They made it hurt a lot. You're still complaining. Yeah,
I've looked at dug a fucking pretty deep trench. Spend
money up. Definitely shouldn't have as deep as the ANZACs. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:05):
I've got to say. Turks aren't sniffing my head off
right now, but the bank is Mitchell, Mate, how are
you going, Bud?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm going pretty well. Just been chilling out over the weekend.
What about yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I mean, Zoie made me watch a bit of Attack
on Titan. I don't like giving her a dissatisfaction of
saying that I like things that she showed me. But
I've been watching it by myself. Go on, how how
good is it? Pretty good? Yeah? I finished it a
couple of weeks ago. Actually, what's your thoughts on it?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's it's an interesting, interestingly paced anime. It's pretty long,
but just just stick it out.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, yeah, I've heard there's some really fucked things coming
up in it, especially like apparently there's some sort of
sort of asshole feeding tube thing like this dude get
fed ship or something and they gloss over it really quickly. Bell,
I don't know. Apparently I'm looking out for someone that
gets fed their own ship with a tube in their

(02:09):
asshole or something like that. No, not really, not really.
You No, not a ship go No, not particularly to
be is that you? I'm not a ship go either.
M fair enough, Well, look let's get right into it. Okay,
we're going to address a few elephants in the room today. First,

(02:30):
one round of applause for the man that's one second,
Big bad, oh, pick on, Big bad Anthony Alberneasy is
back in for a second term Australia. He's a fucking

(02:53):
screwed your brain on. It's great Russie. What are your
thoughts on this so far? Mate?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I've got to be honest, I don't know a whole
lot about politics.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
As a young person, wouldn't, which is fair.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, pretty much. I don't think any of my mates
really know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We got to realize this. I think Jess is saying
he's old though, well he's only fucking nineteen. Oh, I know.
So at nineteen I didn't really care. I just thought
friendly Georgis was funny. And then then I got into politics.
Yeah now I'm now I'm fucking twenty seven. But yeah, yeah,
we're fucking great win, great win for us are poor blokes?

(03:34):
So have you seen the seats, mischill? Have you seen
the seat the spread of the seats. I've seen the
amount of seats, I haven't really seen the spread. So
all right, so I don't can't remember how many seats
needed to make up seventy six seats to make to
make the house, to make politics anyway, and it seventy

(03:55):
six to have for the majority. Right Anthony Ovineasy has
won eighty seven and so far there are still thirteen
seats in remain. The L and P has thirty nine,
which is the biggest loss as a liberal government that's
ever copped. And that you got to realize that's the
Liberal National Party. Liberals have even worse than that. Right,

(04:16):
the Independence, there's eight seats the Greens have won and
others there's two. Now fucking landslide. What was your predictions
going into this match and what are your thoughts after?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well, I do remember hearing all the Poles suggesting that
it's going to be a minority government. I didn't know
what that was really going to affect with, Like what
was the minority government going to be? I was wondering, Yeah,
but they thought it could have been either way minority,
which is yeah, cooked, but that's a landslide. Win saying

(04:52):
is there's one hundred and fifty seats in the House
of Representatives and they've got eighty seven still count.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
They're projected to have ninety ninety ninety seats, shit, ninety seats.
Greens have got one. I don't know what they're projected
to get. LP maybe get one or two more seats,
so they.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
End up with about forty seats, where Albow has ninety,
Labor has ninety.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
It doesn't even matter about the Independence and the Greens
and everything like that. They out trump everyone everyone. Every
bill that they want to pass now through the House
of Wraps will be done.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
And from what I've heard, they've also got quite a
few seats in later in the Senate, also making it
easier to pass beyond Oh good.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah yeah, Now look Russy, we know, as you said,
you're not that big on politics. I just want to
get your non political view on alb and easy. Now
this can be as Australian as it can get, like
as my view on Peter Dutton. If you want to
be unpolitical and just look at it eye to eye,

(05:59):
it doesn't have any eye brow. So I don't trust him.
So have you got what is your what's your analyzation
of Albert? You can you can go policies, you can
go looks, you can go everything you can. You can
go on the way to what have you heard that
you do not like?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, I feel like for a little while it's probably
the same with a lot of people. Is everyone thought
that he was sort of doing nothing and that's that
was sort of his reputation for a little while.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's a very common view of every Australian, with every
prime minister, because you just don't hear the good things
that people do. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Is it bad that when I hear if I can,
if I know of like a politician's name by like,
off the top of my head, it's.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
A bad thing. That's usually correct. Usually most people are
the politicians because they've been spoken badly about in the news.
Like if I let's let's do this, let's do a
quick little run around Mitch. If I say Barnaby Joyce,
what do you know him for? Wasn't he the mining
person or something like that? No? No, no, he did something.

(07:05):
You did something very I don't remember what he did,
but I do know it was in the news. He
made a job so that he could employ his mistress
and have a child with her. Well married, well married,
that makes sense, married, you know, get the bag, I guess,
but like to be able to afford the kid, right, well,

(07:26):
very very fucking easy. What's what comes to mind when
I say Skomer for both years Hawaiian Holiday? I was
going to say, shitting at an anger deine in the macus. See,
you don't know what he actually did? No, Like, there's
me that he gave himself thirteen portfolios in government, which
is completely fucking crazy. It took thirteen people's jobs and

(07:47):
went I'm going to dorm. But he's just noting sitting
in his pants and fucking fucking off when the fires
were going pretty crazy. Yah, very crazy, soating. I know
from his quotes, that's one of them. I don't know.
I just know the quote. He's got a lot of quotes.
You don't know what they are. He's very quotable man,
very smart man. He's a quotable man. We just don't

(08:08):
know what the quotes are. You probably say him every day.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Really, Oh, is he the guy who said like, fair
shake of the sauce bottle or was that someone else
it was?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm looking at you, Jazz, because that that does make sense.
It sounds very Australian and very yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, and then I don't know how someone I knew
turned it into fair suck of the sauce bottle.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
But I don't know what that means, which that's also
very Australian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, it's it's it's
a worthy quote that should be remembered absolutely well. Like,
let's let's play a bit more Harold Hop. Do you
remember any policies of a Harold Hop.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
He disappeared into the ocean. Yeah, that's one of the policies, right.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, I was either one who went missing? Yeah, yeah, okay,
there you go. That's all I know. Hence the term
doing a Harold hop Oh course, because you go missing
and you never found it. Better than a fucking Irish goodbye?
I would have like, dumb shit? Is is that what
you use? Irish goodbye? Is that what all the young
I just say? Oh, he fucked off? It doesn't get

(09:15):
much better than that in PENDI all right, No, I
feel like.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
All these sayings is probably not so much like a
young gen Z thing. It's probably more like an old
gen Z millennial freaking my parents.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well where me and Mitch? Well, Mitch is probably middle
gen Z. I'm older, true, And yeah, to be fair
that some people that do say Irish goodbye, and it's
like any fucking sense, what does it mean to me?
It's basically the same as doing a smoke bomber or
a backdoor? What are these?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Just like you go without telling anyone? You just disappear,
you know, you know when you just had a party
and you're too drunk and you just walk out and
go home, and people like where did where did Rusty go?
I don't know, but Master back taught it that brings
back memories where did Rusty get? Ah? Ah? Do worry

(10:08):
about me, but you definitely, well you're fine. I'd reckon,
you're just fine in every bit of the city if
you like me, I'd be like, Mitch knows what he's
doing pretty much your backyard. You know, the city in
and out. And also it's a bit scary the city.
You're big enough and ugly enough to look after yourself.
So yeah, that's why it was his bodyguard. Well, I

(10:28):
mean that would have made that would have been a
lot of peace of mind if you let me know
that you're looking.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
After well, we thought you were in the bathroom with
all the people getting kicked out.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I was actually on the set dropping back dudes.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Bra Oh, I mean, as far as you knew, it
was just fresh eighteen, rusty fucking walking around the city.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah. Oh yeah. By the way, I'm an aflectic and
I've just got oh no, he's eating peanuts somewhere. He's dead.
Someone's given him peanut vodka. Now he's dead.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
All the peanut whiskey. Yeah, you could have fucking had that. Yeah,
and then just dead.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sorry, I'm a very careful eater and drinker. Nothing to
worry about, nothing I'll worry about. Nothing to worry about.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
And that's a good reason why you should vote for
Albo that in the next election. But now let's I
wanted to bring your attention to a few things, Mitch
while we've got a couple of minutes about it. So
one big thing that he is doing that I am
so excited for. I don't know if you realize our
biggest thing is mining holes, our drive rareer economy.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
The problem is being a single economy country. What happens
when mining disappears, we disappear, we disappear. Correct.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
So what he is doing is he's bringing back manufacturing
to Australia. You know what he's planning on manufacturing? What
is he planning on manufacturing? Solar panels, wind turbiness, not anymore. No,
that's just the thing for every economy that makes oh yeah, okay,
ev batteries for cars is doing everything renewable.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's what he's trying to attack. We're going to become
He's trying to become the number one country in the
world for renewable manufacturing. That would be wik so not
only installing it in our own backyard, but fucking shipping
it and exporting it. So, making solar panels and giving
him to other countries for money. So I don't know
why people are stressed out.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Make valued goods rather than exporting our things to buy
valued goods.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, that's it. We have these manual minerals and stuff.
Apparently we buy them back off countries after selling them.
Now we don't have to do that now we just
fucking make them and then sell them. It's just it
just makes so much more sense in a nuclear reactor,
it does. And fucking solar panels.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
The only thing I don't like about solar pedals is
it does take up quite a bit of land, but that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
We considering we only have nine percent or something like
that that's actually liveable land in Australia.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
We've got plenty of fucking land. Six We've got a
lot of fucking land. And I don't know what everyone's
fucking hate on solar pedals are. It doesn't make any sense.
I actually like solar panels.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
They do. It's free energy. It's fucking the sun is.
If the sun's gone, we're gone. We're dead. I don't
think Earth is there anymore. We're fucking dead. I don't
know what else you fucking want. It's if the sun's out,
we get energy and then we have batteries and we
store the energy and we use it.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Hard is storing the energy for and also the other
day that that it's raining.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Also the other thing is all the fucking grids are
going to be connected. Okay, that's cool. They're all going
to be fucking connected. So like what they're not connected
at the moment. No, the solar greeds. So if one
solar greed is not using as much or not being
able to hunt farm as much, another farm's gonna farm it. Okay,
that's pretty cool. It's not gonna be like pendrifs run
off the farm at out the back of Lithgo or whatever.

(13:54):
It's like this is you know, if that one's fucking
raining rain, but but Gosford doesn't. Yeah, Costford doesn't. Yeah,
it's gonna be It's great, and South Australia is running.
It's gonna be shit like that all over. And I
don't know why people got the Yeah, lith Good's got rain.
War a gamber doesn't sick, so let's use off that one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh we've got the snowy hydros running also because the
rain's poorn. Yeah, need to dump some water. We'll get
some energy out of that too. As a young person,
what are your thoughts on this green energy? It's I
feel like it's a young person's thing to be excited about.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Well, it is a cool idea, Like you know, solar
panels is it just seems like a bit of a
no brainer. I mean, I remember a couple of years ago,
I always used to hear people being like, oh, you know,
solar panels aren't that good because they're not very efficient.
You know, they take in so much sun but they
only put out so much energy to the point where

(14:52):
they're not working very well. But I feel like, surely
we're getting to a point where where they do work
and it is worth installing them.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
So the efficiency of solar panels has actually been going
up in an exponential rate. Yeah, So the size of
a solar panel now is they've sort of standardized the
size a little bit, but the efficiency of it. So
they used to be at three eighty and they'd drop
down to three or two ninety or two seventy.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
So what's that mean?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
So two hundred and seventy watts would be there, like
after ten years they would only be producing so much power,
But now they start at four forty and I think
they dropped to three fifty, so they've got a lot
over ten.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Let's be real right now, Okay, I just want to
put this into perspective. Right, So we've been burning fossils
and coals and shit like that for power on mats
like two hundred and fifty. Right, yep, we know like
that that's not hard to work out how to get
energy out that. It's pretty fucking no light on fire.
So their commercial solar panel wasn't invented until nineteen forty

(15:55):
one or patterned in nineteen forty one. Right, So it's
a fucking it's an energy source that hasn't been harnessed properly,
and now we're the last what fifteen years it's done
to be harnessed, and now people like it's not a
fish enough, Yeah, because it hasn't had any fucking attention,
and now we are going to pay it fucking attention,

(16:18):
Like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
the power of the sun. Well, that's right, you've got
to start using them so that we basically get in
the practice, get in the research, and then we can.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Think about Okay, think about cars. Back in the day,
look at the Ford Model T. What was before that?
The Mercedes Benz?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
How efficient were they? How efficient was the Ford Model T? Shit?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
How was efficient was the first Falcon? Feel efficient? Feel efficient?
Shit about the last Falcon? Comparatively to the first Falcon?
A lot better, a lot better still compared, It's not
I can't worried about fuel efficiency?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Is it? You're not buying a Ford Falcon. I know
the fuel efficiency on this car is great. Now you
buy a Toyota Camera. No, no, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
You buy the Ford Falcon back in the day that
was one of the more common cars in Australia.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
M h.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Then now if you look at the Forward what what's
the comparative to a Falcon today?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Mustang?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Look at the fuel efficiency of that, even though it's
not meant for fuel efficiency, it's still fucking more fuel
efficient than it was back in the day, and it
makes more power. A little bit offended that you compared them,
But yes, I know, I'm saying the only comparison that
they have at the moment.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, I get Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I know, I know it's a bad comparison. Jazz, I reckon,
they need to start the how do I put this
start putting the mustangs into a ute.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't think they're just going to scrap the whole
fucking thing.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, I reckon, mustang ute. I reckon, that's the way
to go. You're also wrong Mexican stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's why they call it marijuana, and they're like, oh, well,
you must be gay or black. But that's why marijuana's
technically a derogatory term. But that's why they call it
cannabis now, because it's like, well, you shouldn't be you
shouldn't be put like that. But it is interesting. But anyway,
ladies and gentlemen, I did learn that on the Friend
of Julie's podcast, but little segway, Yes I did. I did. Look,

(18:28):
I'm guessing some years are here because you've seen the clip.
You've seen the clip. Some of years may not be
here because of the clip. But as you can see
me in m sixteen, both got up on stage, we
did a little do we touch on it? How long ago? Now?
I mentioned about three weeks about three weeks ago, yeah,
three weeks. Yeah. So look, look, we're going to play
the clip and then we're going to talk about it,

(18:48):
and then we're going to dive a bit into russy
and talk about his music, So please enjoy.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I shared all of this with my friend that where
the fuck are you going?

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Can'telica haven't listened to Ride the Lightning in ten minutes?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
What ask him about his music?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why? All right?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
When he comes back, just remind me we're going to
get him out on stage.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Of all each.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Is where all of he lives? Is that? Huh? Where
the fact?

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Do you know where Ride is? You're not allowed to
go to the north Shore?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
You did you grow up and Ride?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Did you grow up here? You went to UNI? You
went to UNI where card if it's metal Uni? Hey?
And if he went to Macquarie you neither can share?

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Lu don't.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
I'm not keep that applause going because mister Metallica hereself
is coming up down now, sir, I know that this
is going to make you sane angry, but don't sit down.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
We got a little tip off that you have a
band whoa not quite and what are your hair? Just
a solo act?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Shout it out now? What is it? M sixteen?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
R A fan? A fair? Hell? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
The only reason we pulled you up here is because
your friend said, Oh, I ask you a bed's being.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Look, look, hang in there.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
And you can be like most of my friends who
are hurtling towards middle age and you're not successful.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Flat flat deck.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Honestly too, I've got to say this.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I will say this, dude. I'm glad that you're doing
something creative.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I genuinely am, because like, look at all these other
no hopers, they all gave up.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
But you need to go as well, do you?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
All right, a weird question. I just turned into this
guy's mom. Do you need to go? So he's going.
This got him in the moon, This got him in
the book. Quick while he's gone, While it's gone, what's
his insecurity? Ask him about his podcast?

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Okay, you're coming back on the hot seat.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
When you come back, mate, he never returned, he's returned.
You pop one open over here, buddy, we just one sick.
I just got to ask you one question, just one question. Okay,
what's what's what's your podcast?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Plumbing Weekly?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I'm a kick so nah, but it's a damn sorry, Yeah,
it's the afternoon Detention.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, it's for a bunch of funds they get put
into detention and talk shit, what what do.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
You mean, like to attend at school or like refugees?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
It might be amazing if it's just like we've got
heating here.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
I shut my notes together and I can't be on
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Look, it's it's three Pendroth Bogans that just talks about
the current affairs and footy, which at the moment sucks
for us.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
You're you're proud of this podcast?

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Yeah? Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
How many?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
What? Okay?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
That I didn't know this turned into a Q and
A for him. I'm sorry. The crackhead here has a question.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I mean, who check starts?

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Really?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
You boys are all right, like you seek like good friends,
you know, you guys from high school or something. All right,
So in the chair you get that.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
This is the afternoon detention.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
All right? So that lovely clip there. Look, I just
want to preface with finishing. That's where Ryan said he
looks after him make a wish kid. Oh yeah, and
obviously he's referring him to me. Yeah, no one got that.
I'm guessing no, no, no one got it. For first
of all, he gots you seriously that what you do

(23:43):
and he goes no. So look, first of all, I
want to say thank you to friendly Geordie's mate. I mean,
first of all, I'm not even going to talk about
that promotion because that's been amazing, but I'm going to
talk about how great that was.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
That was a great experience. I mean, it was just
fucking and that was not planned at all. That was
not planned. That was just so happened that he he
called it my mate for going through a pierce and
I'm like, well, fuck it, let's add to it.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Well, it's like there was on his because he posted
it on TikTok and some of the comments are like, oh,
look like you boys planned this and went so smoothly,
And I just comment back, like, naho, we're not that intelligent.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I wish we were that intelligence to fucking plan that.
I really do. Well, how was the stand up for you? Anyway?
Stand up itself was good. It's very different format than
I think most people would actually do. Yeah, but yeah,
it was. It was very It's funny as soon as
I fucking told him to go up and like he

(24:44):
got up, so as I said, he wasn't talking to
me in that situation there he was. He was talking
to like a person three rows back. Yeah, it just
was so happened that he did that. The cutting was
fucking great. It makes it you're talking to me, But yeah,
I I needed As soon as Russy sat back down,
I was like, fuck, I did piss so bad, and
I'm like, I've got a podcast. This is not gonna go.

(25:07):
Well shit, I'm like, I'm like, Russy got off to
fucking good. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking cop it. I just
got the bloody interview experience. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, because so, how many other questions were there?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Out of curiosity? Yours wasn't much longer. No, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Trying to think there was only like four or five
questions because it was mainly him.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
You know, ask me a question. I give a quick,
you know, half witted one liner because I've freaking six
beers deeper, which I wish I was more sober for that.
Oh well, very fucking drunk at that stage. And then
it's just applause. Next question, I fuck up the answer. Applause,
next question, What question did you fuck up? Oh, let's
let's clarify how very it's like he answered him underwhelmingly.

(25:55):
You know, that just made it funny, Like the.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
First one, he's like, oh, so you're in a band
you And I'm like, oh, not really, and it's just
it's a it's a stupid just I was not expecting
that question because I didn't know, like you know, I
didn't know he was going to forgive me the interview.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It was very I just thought he was going to
ask it. As he got back, I didn't realize he's
going to get him on stage. Yeah, once he goes,
I'll get him on stage. I go, this has turned
out great. Yeah, I can't this but it worked. And
I heard as soon as I'm walking out there going
talk about his podcast. I said to the lady on
the way out, Mike, I'm fucked. It just goes.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, oh but you really wish I went now, But
I also don't because otherwise that experiencement of how.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It wouldn't have happened unless unless you got up, might
have been different.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
It probably didn't help that he's just wearing a Metallica shirt.
I think I think Dordies just fucking saw that and
picked on it straight away. Of course. Yeah, but hey,
look russy. Now we've had a fair bit of free
so this video on as this moment. As of Monday,
the fifth of May six o'clock. I think it's at
about eighty eight thousand likes, you know, six hundred thousand

(27:07):
years on TikTok alone. This thing's fucking booming. What have
you felt from this meat? Oh? On my own social
media account? Yeah, well bloody So I've been stuck at
like one fifty followers on TikTok for months, years probably actually,
and then just today I look and it's it's up

(27:29):
to three fifty, and I'm like, well, that's like a
freaking two hundred and fifty percent increase in two days.
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
You know, all my five hundred view videos on TikTok,
you know, thousand, two thousand, ten thousand, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's about time this kid's got recognition in my right men, Yeah,
definitely about fucking right. See, that's what I've eat like.
It's cool that we're getting it, and you know, we're
all good mates and we're all going to go up together.
I'm just really glad that he's getting something from this
that is fair. I'm really fucking glad because man, every time,
you know, Zoey doesn't shut the fuck up about how
good your music is. He's really talented. Yes, I know,

(28:08):
I know, he's fucking talented. He's my friend, all right.
Well he makes good music. He makes good fucking music.
But yeah, appreciate you boys, Oh mate, we appreciate you. Also.
Just a little little thing, if you ever checked the description,
which no one ever does, but it is credited. This
man makes all the music. The intro, he's the new

(28:28):
the new intro, new outro that we just put on
this pod was made half an hour before the pod. Yes, sir, yeah,
so he makes all the music. So that's if you're
not if you haven't looked at him yet. First of all,
there's your first little look. But a mate, you know,
you might as well plug it quickly so they can
say where they can find it.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Okay, So it's M sixteen DASH. That's how you spell
it Spotify on Instagram, it's like Underscore Underscore official at
the end instead of the dash. But you know, just
look up M sixteen R and you'll you'll find me somewhere.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
If you can't find him, it will be in both
descriptions of the video YouTube video and on Spotify all
the description and spreaker.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Oh much appreciated.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah, it's always there if if you haven't noticed it
is below the fold though.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, it's there. It's there. Well look mate, let's
let's get into it. Let's talk about what you've got upcoming,
like what if you got in the fucking what do
you got in the pipeline?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
So in the past, as you know, if you've listened
to the podcast last time I was on here, which
is about a month or two ago.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Bro, that's fucking almost like six months ago away. Really, yeah, bro,
it was before this was last year. Yeah, it was
last year, probably like five into this year. Fucking time flies.
It flies when you having fun. Well, time flies when
you're not releasing any music.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
I haven't there, so yeah, in the past it's mainly
been lots of electronic music, you know, upstep, been a
synth wave, and then I've been on a couple of
tracks with with the z z Uh some of the
listeners if you don't know DZ he's just one of
the one of the boys part of the label. So
that's a bit of rap music, but just the past

(30:10):
six months or so. Because I've always been a fan
of metal and rock rock punk music. Shows on your shirt,
it's on my shirt. If you're coming from Friendly Jeordie's
you already know. So I've just been working on my
own guitar recording, producing metal, and that's sort of where

(30:30):
I'm starting to head.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Okay, so producing and like making metal music now yeah, yeah,
so all by myself. There's no band, there's no studio recording.
It's program drums, but it is heavy guitar metal music,
and I'm planning to get some vocalists. What if you're
going to compare it to certain bands, people get an
idea of what sort of metal, what bands would you

(30:52):
get your music to?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Its feel a very triple J right now.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I know, actually coming back to one of our old pods,
what music you trying to copy?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Well, that's interesting. It's because I've got a lot of influences.
So there's if I was going to compare, I'd maybe
say there's a band called star Set and they do
a bit of you know, sort of electronic with metal,
because I'm still doing a little bit of electronic.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
So that's if you check them out you sort of
get a similar vibe. But I mean my influences, you've
got electronic music and then some of the main metal
bands like Pringmouth, Horizon, Bear, tooth. I could name, I
can name a bunch, but you know, it's it's hard
to directly compare because it's.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
You're not making it exactly the same. You're just throwing
it in a bucket and seeing what pops out.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
That's it. It's just electronic music with power chords. Yeah,
they're basic stuff. Not much of how I'll take it
and to do it. But yeah, okay, buddy, So look, mate,
we discussed it. You want to show this some Yeah,
and it's released or unreleased. It's all unreleased, mate, all unreleased,

(32:05):
all unreleased. What's the one that Zoe keeps talking about?
What's that one? Can we listen to that? With the
one with vocals on it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:12):
I can play a little bit. Yeah, I'll just I'll
play from the beginning and then i'll skip forward at
a certain point. Okay, just let us know when you're skipping. Yeah, yes,
which is it?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Up?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
There we go?

Speaker 8 (32:29):
There we go, Okay, I'll skip forward down now.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Look, I'm not I wasn't smirking because I don't like
the song. I'm smoking because I know it's his vocals,
that is my vocals for anyone. I didn't expect that
to be honest, get bored a bit. Yeah, this is
my this is one of my mates.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Yes, I'm gonna I'm going to end it there because
I can't, can't show too much.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, that's fair, that that's weird. Yeah, you'll have to
wait for the release if you want to hear the breakdown.
Zoe loves that ship and rusty and released.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yeah, well release date not sure. A couple of months.
I'm still working out, still working it out, Daniel, talk
to this bloke. Talk to this boke, Daniel seriously. But now, look,
the funny thing is he showed me that when it
first when you first started playing with it, and he's like,
what do you reckon? And I'm like, I'm going to
be straight on with you, dude. I'm not the one

(34:00):
to ask message my missus. And they've been doing.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
The back and forth whenever he touches when you're hanging
about this, he's like, oh my god, he's so good
at music. Fucking well.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
She helps me out a lot because she's every single
time I message Aroun, I'm like, oh, you know, Zoe,
did I send you this what I'm working on. She's like, yeah,
send it, send it, send it. And I'm like, Okay,
I'm sorry, this is the last one I went. And
she's like, no, I keep sending it, send it, send it,
sendate more more more more. So it's it's great because
she really she gives me a lot of feedback and
she shows everyone too.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh and they all love it. Awesome, They all love
it too. You have a following that doesn't actually go
on to statistics. Oh well you know, and by Jesus
quote who actually looks at statistics? Well you know what?
There you go.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
What do you think about that that you asked about?
Who like the listeners? Who looks at statistics? That wasn't
to be like, ah, we got to hit the followers.
That's like, look at it, because that's the present.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
What's there to look at?

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't want to look at how many listeners I get.
I do this for a hobby.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I'll look at it when I start getting revenue.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
What's that? Yeah? You get paid sponsor us? Please money,
I need money. I will take three things. Dude, give
me twenty bucks, you'll leave and go down in my way. Please,
I need a little bit. I'm sure you get a
little percentage of the sponsorship. You're a part of it somewhat, mate,

(35:25):
a little bit, a little bit, give me one percent.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh, next class, Mitch, I think next class. Yeah, look sponsorous.
I think that's all we got from it. Sponsorous. Thanks
Jordis for everything. Mate, you're a hectic bloke. One day,
come sit on the foodton, man, love you. Jordan comes
sit on the foodton.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
It's certain I wouldn't believe you. You wouldn't believe it, mate.
The rotistory sixty nine is crazy. You just wouldn't get it.
It's it's do you have to use rope though it's
four D and you're still playing three D? You just
don't get It's a whole other level of meat spinner.
It's such, it's the next level of removing ribs for mates.
It's just it's just beyond fair enough.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I can't really, I can't really add to that. I
think you've actulted it. Yeah, well look now, look, let's
be real, guys. We've made it. We've made it. Now
that we're now that we've been given a big shout
out by a big comedian, I think we've made it.
You feel like you've made it? Yeah, I think it's
done now to be I think it's all over.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
To be honest, Yeah, you made it. Yeah, we're gonna
have to change our name and restart. It's just a hobby, right.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, we've made it now like it's it's it's this
is a job. This we've done. We're fucking I reckon,
we're millionaires. Of course we are millionaires. Your music you're
going platinum next week. For sure. The peak's been hit
a couple of times, and now it's it's plateau. It's
plateau at peak level. I'm pretty sure I heard you.
Did your phone go off in that break because the

(36:55):
weekend was like, dude sent through that track. Yeah, he
sent me a little voice message singing. He was like, dude,
get me on that beat, and you were like, don't
infect my tracks, all right. I was like, who the
fuck is this? Give me give me the weekday. It's

(37:16):
like a ship joke too. Okay. I couldn't do I
couldn't do fucking stand up comedy. I'm sorry, okay, buddy,
all right, look so boys, let's talk the future. We
need to talk the future right now. Now. Let's do
Let's throw some things out, like, let's let's go. Now
we've made it, let's go talk about what we're going
to do. We're going to do it now, Mitch, what

(37:38):
this podcast? What are we going to step forward and do?
What are we going to step forward and do? We're
going to step forward and make it better. I don't
know how, but better better. Look, we're going to get
a new studio. I reckon the studio. It's going to
be in Rose Bay because we've got the money. Now, No, no, no, no,
Double Bay, Come on Double Bay. We got the money
to have the studio there. We've got it. We've got money.

(38:01):
If we've got the money, why are we going for
Double or Rose Bay? Why are we building a multi
story studio in Penrith and just own the whole of
Penrith It would be off free and if we didn't
live here exactly, put it on the map, on the map.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Look, we're going to have fucking one bit major studio.
I reckon, next floor, next floor, We're going to have
rental studios and we're going to teach people how to
do podcast because we're the best at it. We've also
got to make sure we've got enough room for the
records making thirty one.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, he's going to get his fucking top he's going
to get fucking underneath the penthouse, underneath it, because what
do you let's let's talk about this floor. What do
you what do you? What are you putting in it?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Okay, so there's going to be at least one computer
and a couple of clunky vines, maybe are thirty one
is going to be parked in there.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
You reckon. We're going to lift it up. Yeah, we're
gonna lift it up. We're going to lift up the sky.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
We have an elevator built in the building to park
cars win that we can take it up to the
level we want.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
But only our cars, of course, no, no, whatever cars
we feel like deserve. We're rich enough, so we own
at that point exactly our cars.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
If they come in there there our car, yeah, of course,
and they're only going out if we say so.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh of course. And we we also have a little
cage for Ryan. And that cage involves a poker machine,
but we've one coated it to never hear to feature,
so Ryan never leaves. We wouldn't need a cage then,

(39:41):
and we just put we just put the killer on
a little drip, like a hamster drip, so we can
leave and next he's got a computer to play balloons that.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
He's got one bulb and it's broken and he can't
fix it because the wires are tud fucking high off
the ground and he's short.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Knowing him, he would figure out how to make the
poking machine and the computer a ladder to fix the
light somehow.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I will just break his kneecaps. So we can't do that. No,
he's got a point a point and the best thing
is we don't have to do it. We can pay someone.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Who are we paying though? Todd pain? Yeah, but that's it.
It's with dissorted mate.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Look, if you've you've named twenty percent of the floor,
you've got another eighty percent. What are you putting in
this fucking produces paradise? Okay, so you can put fun
things in there to you Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Well, I'm going to have a slide, of course, and
it's going to go from my level to the other levels.
And even if it's going up high technology, blow me up.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
The slide wants to get blown up. A slide genius.
I think it's genius.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I think that the other seventy five percent and then
the other five percent is going to be a big
producer deck and we're going to have the weekday just there.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Per I reckon it as well, because we're rich and perverted, right,
so you're perverted. No, it's what happens when you get rich.
You just get rich and perverted and you hang out
with fucking Epstein. All right, we're not we're not going
to deal with children. All right, that's fair, that's fair.
He's gonna, I reckon. He just has a safe, a
safe fucking booth where not like if children come sing,

(41:31):
they can sing there the safe boys. But we're talking
about this is the adult only booth. And they don't
know you know how it's normally like just glass X
ray glass, but it only sees through clothes.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, okay, that's not fucking perverted at all.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
No, No, that's just fucking creepy. Well, who's in the cage.
Do the children see you without clothes on? Or do
you see the No? No, not the children, the children.
There's nothing perverted about the children. We're not. Okay you're
saying that, mate, you're going adults, the adult only. Oh
and the worst thing is that we didn't see because
the fond is two sides too, and it says by

(42:06):
the way we will see you naked when you sing.
And they got to sign it as well. Yeah, of course,
but then they're not going to look at it. They're
not going to read it. There's singers, they're gonna they
don't read. It's going to be unpainted on the sign,
so that it just looks like braille unpainted on the sign.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, the other text will be white, but that'll just
be the same close of the metal, so it'll fair
enough like braille.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
They won't know. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly right. And what
else would you have on?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
So okay, ten story building we're talking about here, ten stories.
So we've got the top penhouse jairs, the top pennounces
for parties, and cocktail bar. No okay, I thought that
was the roof. No, no, no, that's it's a double thing.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
You know, like it's half enclosed, half balcony with an
infinity pool. Infinity pool. Then you've got to realize, hold on,
hold on, holdt I got it as well, go kart
track on the roof as well. Goal track, No go
kart track over two levels below. Oh we could do that. Yeah,
definitely do that. You definitely do that. Explain it to

(43:09):
me explained that. Okay. Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
So it starts off you start up on the Infinity
pool level, okay, and it's just got a track that
lowers down, so you jump in the cars on the
Infinity penthouse, yet lower down through the building, okay. And
then a floor covers over the top so you can
still walk around and not fall in a hole. And
then you've got your track that goes like around and

(43:33):
then you cut inside and then go down the hill around,
then you come back around, then up the hill, and
then there's the end of.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
The track, and I have the lap record.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
He's got the speed speed the go karts don't have
a lap record because he probably wins it.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Power to weight ratio. Man, we're losing it. Race sense,
common sense, says the musician. Wait to make money from this, okay, buddy,
just you wait. The pod floor, all right, look like
I'm going to talk the pod floor. Look it's going
to be I reckon in this. You can. We're going
to name two things we want entertainment wise, right, So

(44:13):
we're obviously we're going to have the streaming section where
we stream with a big TV whatever that's it up there.
We're gonna have the pod section where we do our
podcast and all that, right, no, hear me out. We've
got the go cut levels.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
So three levels at the top, the next level below
it is going to be a empty level for the
reason we need no noise to get through. Then you've
got the podcast level, and then you've got an empty level.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm a build. I can sound proofing. It'll be all right. No, no, no,
they're going to be They're gonna be electric carts. Still,
no funck that because we're going to think about the environment.
Okay fuel though, we're just going to be green, to
be green. When did billionaires think about the environment? And
that's why we're different, said, you're preferred it, So what's
the difference. That's why we're different. We're different. We're not

(45:02):
perverted either. I wont have to build my own penhouse
put a nuclear reactor on the top. There goes your eyebrows. Well,
so I reckon, Mitchelllet's say two things that we need
in this. So we've got the streaming section, we got
the recording section, right, we got our sets. Now I
want to put in there a time crisis, two caps cabinet,

(45:24):
and also I want to put a race for racing
sims that are all connected. No I want ten. No, no, no,
they can be on other levels we're talking about no, no,
think about this, actually yeah. Ten.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
On another level would be if you want to play
and connect with us, you go downstairs.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
This is hard. We have our strippers and fucking us
up here. You can go play in the back rooms.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
So what I'm thinking is, have you seen the simulators
that have full tilt control and everything.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
What I'm saying for them, they're connected, and that's what
I mean. You can do for one four people and
you can have.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
A little but I would love to have the ability
to also change it to a standard Daytona similar.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh yeah you can, of course. Of course we've got
all the games of all the games, no question. So
what else have you got, Mitch. One of the two
things you want to implement into our little level.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Into our level little level, everything has to be able
to be controlled by voice on site, so not going.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
To Google or Amazon or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
So if I go, hey, turn lights on here, it
turns lights on where I am and it doesn't get
sent out to wherever it is like any servers or
servers all on site. Secondly, every single room is able
to be made into a streaming or podcast set up
with everything needed. Everything's set up on a wall, strapped

(46:53):
to the basically wall.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
You just pull it off.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
It's their pressure button. Press a button. It works. I
thought you were going to say something like a bar. No, no, no,
I know Ryan's already got the bar settled. He's got
to eat the bars and Pokey's room and I came
out of my cage and play with my fun things.
Shut up right, some ramen noodles.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I don't feel like he's at home still.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
All we've got our rental floor. I'm going to say
as well, it's bios metric security.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
No, it's like and ship. To get into the top floor.
To get any of our access only you've got to
go through us with red there. We've got three security
guards standing there and they've all got cock skinners. Are
three security guards. I want Spencer Lenu yep, I want
Dominic Mysterio, and then also I want Alexander Bolkanovski. Yeah

(47:48):
that's fair. I think that's fair. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
So that's why we just walked through, and anyone else
that comes in they have to be id checked by
us and then approved by the security guard. Yeah, of course,
of course, then maybe you gotta we get a few lists,
like there's a list of course of course. Now look,
let's talk.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
There's definitely going to be like a like a rental space,
I think for podcasting, so we can expand and we
want people to join in our in our enterprise. Of course,
we want everyone to be lifted up. But now let's
be real, right, we have to live here, all right,
We've got to live there because why would you not
want to live there? We live on the lower level.
Like so let's say you live on the lower level.

(48:29):
No like not not like low like underneath the stuff. Yep,
I know you can probably with the pod stuff and
all that down the bottom and the middles where we live.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, that's all sing anyway, I was singing the pod
stuff like seven News or Sunrise sort of thing where
it has a place outside where they like, you've got
your cafes and stuff that we go said, the top
floor can turn into a pod studio. No, it can,
but it's not the main post.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I reckon that. Yeah, but let's be so let's the
recording subs at the bottom. Let's be real. And then
in the middle that's where we live. Now, let's just
you're going to come with quick five quick fire features
that you want in your room or your your flat personally.
All right, So what I want, all right, I just
want a bar tender, a bar that I can name,

(49:12):
like I can go bing room service and the bar
tender comes up makes me a mug whenever I want.
The other thing I want is in one room. I
just want a water bed. That's fair, just just because
just because I'm gonna have a water bed. I want
a room as well that you just want a room, Yeah,

(49:33):
we can get you a room. They probably have that now.
Room that's temperate to penguins. Oh, so you just want
penguins there, wantengins also, I'll probably I might have a
cat and that can have heat to fucking wallshit, the climb.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
That's fair just in one room or like the whole apartment,
the whole apartment. So you want a cat with penguins. No,
the penguins get their own room. Actually, no, fuck the cat.
I don't want a cat. I've got penguins. I just
had to make. I've got a we got at. I
want to just remake this room. Yep, this is just
my gaming room. Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
And also we can occasionally do Bone of Fridays on
the pod. Of course the original foot on though you
can't get rid of that. No, this is coming ye.
And then then the last thing I want is uh,
I want to I want to dumpy waiter, but like
you know, like so I can just order food of course,

(50:26):
of course, have a personal chef in the basement. That
not personal chef. No, I just don't need a personal chef.
Just if I order food, I don't want to get
out and put on clothes. If you just on your
uber eats to be dropped into a thing that you
just pull up. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, that's cause
can use it, just can use it. That's fine. Come
to mine room, No, Tom, that all right, you may

(50:49):
get through your room first. Mate.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Okay, I think I will actually have a personal chef
in mind, because.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Okay, you made the money for it, man, You've made
the money. That's it.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I mean, takeout is good, but you can't really go
wrong with your own personal chef.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
True, true, true, And then I'm gonna have to because
I'm going to be so busy doing whatever. Rich billionaires do.
I'm gonna have a ghost producer. Don't tell anyone he's
gonna he's gonna make all the music. Number three obviously
got to have the massive setup. It's gonna be nothing
like my setup at home, because my setup at home

(51:25):
is just one interface and that's it.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
So that's something I'm missing out on. Maybe I'll have
a car.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
That works as well, and maybe registered, a car that
works and is blue slipped and registered, because my current.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Car is none of those. Mmmmmm.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Number five, Oh, I'm gonna have a room full of lizards.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
How cool would that be? It would be cool. Not
as cool as my fucking penguins. Yeah, okay, my fucking Honestly,
my pengu room comes with the care. Ah, it comes
in every day and cares for the same with the lizards. Yeah,
like the same person. Actually, yeah, yeah, we're gonna have
any of the wildlife look after our Yeah that makes sense,

(52:12):
like it's going to care for our things, but obviously
it takes a bit more care to look after like
lizards and penguins. They're not dogs.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
And the lizard room will be under the penguin room
so that he can just get on a little elevator.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
No, no, no other way around, and sorry to be
the very bad news. If you've got the penguin, you're
probably at the bottom. Yeah, that's what it was, because
you don't want the heat to hot air rises.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
You know, I wouldn't get what level of the one
because really, if I want to go have fun, you
go to the top.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yeah there, you would probably end up there all day. Yeah,
pretty much. Yeah, I can bring my bartender with me.
I met, you got five, you got five one? I
bet that changes every day. A personal assistant that like
chef made someone so this is too, so chef and

(53:00):
made so the house is spotless, the house is clean,
beds made, everything's done for you. You don't have to think.
And personal chef, so I don't have to think about
eating either, So that's too.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
You just want services, okay, three?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Three huh in every room of the house.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I want a tap that I can personally just walk
up to, put a cup under and just pick whatever
I want water, Margarita, this that the other. I just
put it under and it gives it to me, even
if there's got to be plumbing and shipped all three.
You may be kind of excited because I was like, damn,
that'd be very good for soda water.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
No, yeah, exactly, that may for me. I'd be like,
I'd just put soda water everywhere. My plumber mate has
done that. Actually it's not it's actually not hard. You
just get zip zip taps everywhere.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
You just gotta put a carmodox side bottle in every
so often.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah they yeah, yeah, it's number four, number four. I
would probably have it.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
So the floor plan is able to be changed on
a whim. So say I don't want this wall, knock
it out, no question of structural stability, no question of anything.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
So you will have pillars. Yeah, the pillars are fine,
But as long as you get as long as you
know that you're gonna have structural pillars.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
No, no, And it's not just going to be a fucking
floating building. Yes, okay, but like I've got a couple
of pillars in there. But like ninety percent of the
floor plan can just shift change whatever I need to,
so I don't have to deal with a penguin room
or a lizard room. If I want to be looking
out east today or like in the next two weeks,
I look out east in the next two weeks, and
then five, I would want a guest area guest house.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Oh no, you don't have to use that. No, no, no, no,
in your section.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
No, this is my secon a guest house, so that
I have two houses that are modifiable to my liking,
so on the same floor, on the same floor, like
one side's guest one side's mine.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
And then I can switch between.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I can either have an identical or or different and
check which way I prefer itself. I want a penguin enclosure,
I can have a penguin ing closure. If I want
a lizard enclosure, I can have a lizard enclosure. If
I want to fucking tuscan tiger enclosure, I can have one,
and then if I don't want it, I can fuck
them off.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Not bad. Look, I'm going to finish yourself with one
more fucking thing that I think we can all agree on,
because I just think they're cool. Central elevator inside in
the middle of the building. Central. Yeah yeah, now we
voted no, no, no, no, hear me out. Why why each corner
has an elevator? No, I hate that. Why because then

(55:54):
you hear elevators going past where in the middle you
just hop out and then you can look out and
you know how you know what you know know why?
This's best because I'm helping you out here. Every windows
of view true, I actually don't mind that. Yes, every
windows of you get three sixty view baby.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
And then you can use the center pillar as support
also correct, correct, Yeah, I think I'll have to go.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
With Yeah, he's convinced me.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
He put a good reason. He does put good reasons.
The only thing I don't like about central ones is
you got to sound proof the crap out of them. Yeah,
that's possible. We can afford that.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
We can afford it. We're rich now, of course, so look,
thanks Geordie's you get a floor as well. Mate. You know,
just now we're super rich because of you. Also, Albert
can stay whenever he wants, can say whenever he wants.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
That's my personal thing. That's fine. That's for the guests.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
We'll we'll hold the new the new lodge for labor ministers.
Oh good, MIDI do you spill brother.

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