June 4, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What happ lads, gentlemen, welcome to the Afternoon Detention. I'm
your boy Jazz. That's Ryan, that's Midy. Look, we just
started a conversation that we both I didn't realize we
both had the agreement on.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, it's old.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's only going to get rid of normal planning because
I had something.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
This is going to be better.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What is it to Zoe, my beautiful girlfriend, it's recently
gone hard out in anime. And I think I've said
this before on the pod. It's why I've watched Attack
on Titan, which I recommend actually pretty good. You know
she's watching it for you, so anyway, yep, Zoe has
got right into anime. That's why I've watched AOT Attack
(01:04):
on Titan. Mitchell, you need to hurry it and watch it.
Why do I need to hurry up and watch it.
You need to hurry and watch it because it's the
best rated show by IMDb.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Just you haven't watched it already. I have not really
surprised you haven't watched an Attack on Titan?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Have you not realized I live under a fucking rock. Yeah,
that's why you need to watch Attack on Titan. This
is why I have because he tells me to go
go watch it. I don't ever watch TV, and Dewey
got me into it, and I'm like, this is I'm
like watching I'm like, there's only only like watching certain animes.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And as I'm watching it, I'm like, oh, this is
actually kind of this alright, but just like's unfold throughout
the show and you're like, oh, oh that's ah fuck,
and then you end up slow and fast at the
same time. Yeah. Yeah, and then you realize that, like
you get to the end and everything that you've watched,
you're like, holy fuck, they circled that pretty good. Okay,
(01:54):
that's good. My my favorite characters dead. Oh okay, spoiler
a lot if you. I don't think it's much of
a spoiler alert. There's so much dying and attack on Titan.
I'm not surprised about that. There's so much. It's it's
worse than the Game of Thrones is like that, isn't it?
Uh no, well not by the end You've got soft
to the end. Yeah, because I remember everyone saying, because
(02:14):
I never watched that, but I remember everyone saying, oh,
don't get used to a character. They die it's only
because all the likable characters died early anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So the point is is that I've had this experience
with my girlfriend about this anime and she's just so
she's got my crunchy role account and she's just going
fucking nuts. Yeah, all she does is watch TV shows. Now,
it's just anime.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
She just goes through and watching millions out of different
types of anime. And she finished Jujitsu Cars and I think, okay,
say that, and she's like, all right, I've had enough,
too much serious. I'm going to watch a sports anime.
She's picked Free, which is a swimming anime.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She got me to watch three episodes of it. Yeah,
you know, because i'm the boyfriend, I'll go, yeah, that's great,
let's definitely watch. What was your thoughts on it? It's
got nothing to do with swimming. What's it about what
you thought?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right? She was showing me scenes. I was like, this
show is gay, that's what I got. I'm like, this
show goes gay show. And she kept saying, no, they're straight.
They're definitely straight, and I'm like, are you sure?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was telling her, I'm like, this show has nothing
to do with swimming got all to do with awkward
social interactions.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's a closeted gay. Yeah, I'm like, these guys are
all gay. Yeah did she did she show you the
slide scene? Yeah? The slide scene? That was crazy. Okay,
the guys on top of the slide slides down and
he's just in front of the dude like, and they're
like laying down over the slide like.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's like, I'm telling you, if one of them squinted
their eyes a little bit, it's a kiss like one,
they would make that kiss magnet where you're coming. You know,
that would happen. Now, that's the thing. Zoey goes, they're straight.
They're straight, Like yeah, just I mean, I mean, if
you really want to look at history, our best swimmer
evers fucking gay, like Ian Thorpe's gay. Like the bloke
(04:28):
I had. We had a few good swimmers at our school, right, yeah,
two or three of them every year they're at Marty
Garre and fish nets like, I don't I don't want
to be like it's hy stereotype. And then there's nothing
wrong with it either.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But it's just a gay show.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's just got so many undertones of guys just struggling
to come to terms that they're gay.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And she's like, it's just about swimming. Like the first
thing is that they're swimming. Yes, yes, the next sports
swimming is next scenes. Sports swimming isn't gay. It's the
people that do the swimming, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And that's not saying like as in like Ryan would
hear something and automatically call it gay and it's an
insult nat. It's just a homosexual thing, all right, But
that's just that first of all, Yeah, swimming makes it gay.
But yeah, it's just like there's so many awkward interactions
in the show that you can tell us just guys
so closetive.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh, just so much conflict within themselves. I think it's
the character. I think maybe the brightest or the I
don't know, it's got to do with like higher ups. Yeah,
well I'm watching the show. It enjoys like it's just
about them trying to make nationals and all this, and
I'm like, it's not it's gotten. Did they say they
were going to? Like I don't know, I don't really care.
(05:49):
I don't care about the show. I'm never gonna watch it.
After seeing those scenes that she showed me. I'm like
this show, I don't care. I think out of all shows,
I don't think unless they're blasting steroids, like I don't
want to see it. If they're like just blasting steroids
to make nationals, that's a show worth my time. There's
(06:09):
a lot of cry don't agree. There's a lot of crying.
A lot of crying.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't agree with. I didn't see it, so I
don't know exactly what you're talking about. But I do
understand what you're talking about. Where you get shown a
scene and go, fuck, that's gay.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
In what way? Mitchell? Yeah, you've shown me a couple.
I've gone through your reddin They're not gay, they're just well,
probably not something i'd put on the public a ring.
No dirty, everyone's got a few skeletons in their Reddit closet.
(06:46):
You do too, I know you do, Mitch. Oh, I know.
I wouldn't surprise if Ryan has more than both of
us combined. I think rd's too lazy Reddit. I don't
use Reddit. What do you use?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What about Rhyme's whack material right now? Yeah, you're the
one that started.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
This front page of Porner. But okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Ryan doesn't even go into the porner, but he just
looks at the bras around and the loading page.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah. I don't need much.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's just like just like, oh, this chicks walked in
the room. Someone's getting sucked in the shower. Bang, bang
she joined the shower, and Ryan's like, damn, this is
all I need. It's all the best bits.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah. Ryan's a highlight guy. He doesn't even like watching
the footy. He just likes watching that. I like watching
the three minute, just like I like watching three minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
If you were to watch the F five, what are
the only bits that you'd want to watch?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The first lap? That's about it, see, because most of
the time it's boring. I don't even need to watch
the end of the race. That's fair. About the crashes, yeah,
if there's crashes, there's not many crashes anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I know, except for what this weekend. It wasn't even
kill it. It's interested on the race.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, it was just an interested, as Charles Leclaiir would say,
as Charles Charles, but Leclaire was Charles Charles Claire place.
He just had another inter did with Maxi Stuppen. Interesting
on the.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Race, Yeah, yeah, but yeah, Yeah, it's Zoe's trying to
get me to watch all these animes and I've said,
you're fucked up because before that I've watched Dragon Ball.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
She started with the best one. You've gone, You've just
gone to the best one. And before that, like I've
been going watching Dragon Ball C again because I'm like,
it's nowhere near today's animes. It's a twenty five year old,
thirty year old anime. It's just like you know, it's
actually just nostalgia for me, So I don't care the
quality of it. I'm just watching it. Yeah, but then
like to watch a new one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I've watched Attack on Titan first, and I'm like, you've
just like given me, according to all ratings, the best
peed of best piece of cinema film media that exists,
going on what people have rated it, it's the best
piece of media that exists. So how do I find
another anime that lives up to the expectation?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, I'm going to watch that else.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And I don't know, like you watched some animes and
like there's just always just weird characters and shit, where aot.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Do you reckon? That's just a Japanese people thing. There's
always some fucking weird, quirky shit going on. There always
is like like aot. The one thing I do like
about it is the majority of the characters, like a
fair majority of the characters are just normal people. Like
there's no like, oh yeah this, like there are the
(09:31):
Titans and like they shift and they're small law behind that.
But then that's only like ten people in the world,
nine people in the way, yeah, but then the other
people are literally just normal people. It's not like you're
watch an anime and you're like, oh, yeah, here's this guy.
Oh he's a little bit quirky.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, but he can cut your neck off with
a deck of cards, and it's like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, who the fuck even tried to learn that? How
did you figure?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Who the fuck made a neck that light that a
piece of fucking paper can cut through it?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Like like Zoey, like one piece, I don't think I
can ever get into one piece. They've all got some
little power like Loofy's stretchy.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Isn't he. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
The one thing, the one thing that really annoys so
boring that's why I cut. But the one thing that
really does annoy me in Seo. He loves Zoro, I
don't know. And he's the guy that carried three sorts
three and he puts one in his mouth, and I
just think, I think too logical. I'm like, what's the
fucking point of the third? So he's really cool. I
(10:36):
don't know, you drop on one in your mouth ready?
He has his fighting style with three swords and ones
in his mouth, and it's like Bro's teeth would be fucked.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Next thing, you're gonna say, ISP's not a Jew? He
definitely a jew. Tell he's like, he's not He's not
a Zoey. He's a fucking Jew. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like, the guy that created this show definitely thought they
needed a jew. What are some characteristics of a Jew?
Name him right now and I'll tell you love money, yes,
under things. Yes, he has a giant nose and curly hair,
(11:19):
curly black hair.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He's got kind of like a tennis bullhead, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, and an annoying voice that fits it's it is
the juice atereotype. Yep, he is the juice aeotype. Yeah,
and he's useless. That that fits way too well. Like
Zoey made me watch a few episodes of that and
it like it is very dragonball z ish the way
that it is like the humans and dragon ball Z,
(11:45):
except they're not drawn like Jews, but like they go
in it's like, you.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Know what, I'm going to protect my town. This is
what I've got to protect my area.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
And he'll go there and you'll start the fight and
just get the shit kicked out of him, like there
is nothing that he he even did twenty one, or
if all he ever did was gain an extra three
minutes so that the actual heroes can turn up and fight.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But he basically gets the shit kick going, like stop
bullying my friend.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, stop kicking the jew. That's that's all they do.
It's like it's like yum Char in fucking Dragon ball Z.
He just turns up and goes, hey, I'm gonna slow
you down so Goku can turn up, and then he
just dies instantly. Oh yeah. And the funny thing is
like on Earth for humans, yum char is actually really good,
(12:32):
like really powerful, but humans sucking DBZ. So whenever an
alien or someone from another planet or some fucking android
turns up, they're fucking useless.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
There's no pointing in this.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
All they are is like they can cut to them
and they'll be like, go, Goku, You've got this.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And that's it. That's their power. That's the power of
the human spirit. They got human spirit. Grilling. Fuck's are hot? Android? Yeah,
good old Krilling, good old Todd Bray. Alright, guys, I've
(13:14):
got some artel today. I've got an interesting letter. So
I got a dear neighbor, I'm right where did you
talk about the scene when you turned when this letter
appeared at your Oh my god, it was like a
shining light. It was beaming down into my letter box.
It was telling me that it was something wholly has entered.
(13:36):
Hand written envelope balls and just like that. Look arguably,
I don't know if we can't show it, but I
personally think it's not hand written. It looks hendry. Oh
your envelope. Oh yeah, ovelope. This is not hand written.
You don't make it that's hand written. No, it's handwritten.
But then it's printed. That's a printed. That's a scanned.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Too.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I thought I was seeing I've seen this show and
Tell earlier last week.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I have seen that. Okay, so it's a very nice
piece of paper. It is. It says, do you neighbor.
I'm running with you today to share you some valuable
resources with you. Now you read that medi what do
you think I think? I think I'm going to get
a large sum of money the pokys. That's fair, of course,
I start reading more, all right. Honestly, it's just a
(14:28):
Jehovah's witness thing, whole thing. Where do you think it
can go to to find answers to life's big questions?
What's that word? Many? Many look to philosophy of or science?
Do you? I think you do? You start reading Bible quotes? Yeah,
(14:54):
Bibles didn't work for you, But have you ever taken
the time yourself to try out what the Bible says? Yeah? No, thanks,
no thanks? Why not you keep going this? Maybe for you? Well,
I look to the Bible, know what this writer wrote?
And some one nineteen one forty for one sixty? Are
(15:21):
those numbers give me understanding your word is truth? Yeah?
One of those numbers. But there's one nineteen one forty
four one sixty. I think there's a that's high numbers.
I don't think that's right, Yeah, I don't. I didn't
think there was Is there one hundred and nineteen SARMs?
I don't think there's one hundred and forty four verses. Yeah,
(15:41):
there definitely is in chapters. Yeah, no, but like in
one hundred and nine, there's one hundred nineteen chapter of
Psalms one, verse one forty four to verse one sixty.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
One hundred and nineteen, yeah, one one nine, Yeah, there's
one hundred nineteen something.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Just for you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Look, I probably believe the person that studies bubble mitch.
Can you look up some so ps Alms one nineteen,
one forty four to one sixty what to say? Uh,
you are right and you do right. God, your decisions
(16:21):
are right on target. You right, Brightley, instruct us in
how to live. Ever faithful to you, My rivals nearly
did me in. They persistently ignore your commandments. Your promise
has been tested through and through, and I, your servant,
love it dearly. I'm too young to be important, but
(16:41):
I don't forget what you tell me. Your righteousness is eternal, right,
your revelation is the only truth.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That's the rest of it. That's definitely what that says
on the piece of paper that's in front of me
in the fucking that's great, right, What does the all
piece of paper say? It says, give me understanding. Your
word is truth. I don't know. It sounds like me.
He was talking about a y N getting an up,
(17:14):
get pulling up on an op Jesus Christ? So what
does it say? How can it help God? This is boring?
Please visit our website. I don't want to say the
website through it what it is. It's pretty much you've
got to do good media, all right, that's pretty much it.
Don't show and tell. This is how you find brought
the paper. That's my show and tell. Yeah, give me truth.
(17:38):
I think they cheated.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yes, the Bible contains wisdom from our creator. It makes
sense to ask our maker for questions about life. So
what does it say and how can it help you
and your family? Please visit our website jw dot org
to help find the answers from the Bible.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It is available in in over.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They're one thousand languages and has videos and content for
children and teenagers. Fucking what j w paorn that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I hope you and your family are able to benefitm
this from this website. Kind regards, Vicky. Now, look they've
probably done this from a kind heart. Yeah, but I
love how they're talking about their website, like, is it
our website? Like, it's your website? Now? Did you just
look that up? I did, just look at.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Jehovah's Witness. It's the over it's the big fucking thing.
That's what I read. When I was reading this Verse's house,
I was.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like what is this?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And I'm like, Oh, someone's just like trying to convert you.
And then I'm like, oh my god, it's actually the JDub.
The JDub media is trying to get right. Yeah, that's
really good. The K dub media is trying to fucking
get wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Now. Have you guys ever met a Jehovah's Witness? No,
they're freaks. I probably I probably wait for the fun.
I've worked with one before and he was, yeah, certified freak,
a like just seven days a week. Yeah, yeah, just
a weirdo. Like I've never met anyone like as weird
as that. That kid was the Island. No, he was white,
(19:13):
white Jehovah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Do you know the way to stop Jehovah's Witnesses from
soliciting sex?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Like soliciting you? No, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Actually, I'll be within five kilometers of one of their
major headquarters. Why because they're the lad to dawknock within
five k's a there, what is it?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
They're not allowed to work on weekends, can't do over
tom apparently good sounds like it sounds like a send
me a letter, Send me a letter, Vicky. Five k's
within a fucking major thing and you haven't got the
letter yet. Do I have a Jova? I would have
thought I would have had a Jade. You would definitely
(19:53):
do you definitely do? I know you got Next Day Adventists.
But that has to be a J dubbin fucking Coleton.
It has to be a J dubbin Colts. Yeah, it'd
be primarily don't that Jesus is the answer next to
the fucking Colts. And I'm thinking, I'm thinking that's the
one I've seen.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So not J dubb No, No, there is next to
colets in rugby league fields.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's a J dub right there. I'll be outside five k's.
I don't know there's one in Orchard Hills. Actually, Mitch,
I think your laws sucks. I think I think your
law's wrong because Ryan definitely lives within two caves of
Maybe that's when they only can work. They can work
within five kys. No, we don't let our missionaries walk
(20:32):
all right. We want them to keep a load stitch
I think.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I mean, look, I thought it was a stitch up,
but I think the young bloke, I know, he's actually
Mormon talking about doorknockers. This Mormon young bloke come up
as about eighteen. He knocked on the door and he's like, hey,
you just want to tell you about the mission. I said, look, mate,
I'm just going to let you know. You're probably going
to waste your time. I'm like, I know that, like
you're going to that makes you think you can convert me?
(20:58):
And I said I'm pretty set in my ways. And
he goes okay, and I'm like, look, I just don't
want to waste your time.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's all good. You look like good bloke. Hees yeah,
And I'm like like I was what. He goes, Oh,
what were you doing anyway? And I was like I
was watching. He goes, oh, yeah, I like the footy
and I'm like, oh, do you know. I'm like, looks
like the boys over the road are playing footy. Did
you want to go play with them? It's like fucking
twelve year olds or whatever. It's any moment to go
play footy with my neighbors. The two of them, they
(21:25):
played two or two footy in the front yard for
like forty five minutes. Was that When I went over
there was two guys in suits. I remember, did you
come out? Yeah, you might have come over. I sat
the moment and then we were laughing at them.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Actually, yeah, they played because the young kids across the
road come back from their game and.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Then they said, bro. They sat down and they were
talking to the kids like they played, and then it
got really dark. And then I was like, it wasn't
like I was like a Bible study break.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
It wasn't like I was like, oh, go hang out
with those kids unattended, like their parents were there. Yeah,
of course it wasn't like hey go whatever. Yeah, not
saying that anyone like that does things like that, but
I was like, oh, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Is a good option because the kids are supervised, and
I'm sure these kids would way prefer to play footy
than fucking knock on doors. That's fair. They played footy
for forty five minutes in the front yard with a
bunch of kids. I think Ryan come in and you're like,
if you see what the fuck's going on across. I
don't like you talk about the Mormons playing footy with kids.
A lot of these guys in suits playing footy. So look,
(22:27):
Vicky from the Safe Boys from the US new attention.
We just want to say thank you for your appearance. Yeah,
I just want to talk about the presentation of this
fucking this paper. There's a bit, there's a bit of
money in this. Yeah, Mitch, you've worked in an office. Yep.
What's the price of one shit of paper? Fuck all
the fuck alls? Now, look, if you're gonna put an
(22:48):
hour and a dough on it with a QR code, Oh,
how much do you reckon it's worth?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Ah, you're looking at probably what fifty cents for the ink,
because it's worth the ink. Probably not exactly fifty, but
it's not damn you know what, guys, I.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Felt way bad, way worse.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Now, stop putting the QR code on there, mate, that's
the that's the piece of paper there. Feel free to
join Joe's witness if you want. You probably can't listen
to us because we are all heathen and sinners, especially Mitchell.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah. Of course, the amount of things that I've seen
this guy fucking sticking his bum is nuts, mate, I'm
only copying you. I don't but chug anymore. Slow down
if your offerend example one there.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
But yeah, so Vicky, Vicky's trying to get right there,
right in mate, security, have you ramped it up? No,
I've heard that you've hired You've hired a security guy
that it seems to be scaring you more than anything else.
The good thing is none of our friends listen to
this pod, so we can come out and say what
(23:58):
what Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
My present. The reason why you were over that day
and saw that letter was because we got a life
size image of a footballer. You've got a life size
Harry Kane, Premier League legend, just a life size cut
out of him, and I'll put him in the lounge room,
(24:20):
all right. And he has scared this ship out of
me nearly every time. It's a six foot fucking cutout.
Why why? Because I currently am working at a at
a venue.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yep, I can't think. I don't think I can talk
about it. No, that's fine, I don't need to talk.
It's different. It's different than you like my current my
current work. But actually I can't talk about even more.
But yeah, there's a there's a pile of rubbish there
that I'm allowed to take things from, and uh so
(24:58):
people got a few your stools. That's Harry Kane. Oh okay,
it's a carefully cut out of Harry Kane. Yeah, that
makes sense. I'm gonna have to send it to you.
She can put it in the video right here.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, but now now that that's in my lund room,
I've fucking scared this ship out of myself a lot recently.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's hilarious. So yeah, it's it's genuinely like, that's what
I mean. It's actual life size. It's genuinely like.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, it's like I think there's a especially the skin color.
It's it's just like I see like that skin color.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm like, oh, I just don't know, and didn't look
at the picture.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Hurricane is white. That's yea. It just looks so real.
It just looks so real.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's a pretty real looking thing. And I remember calling Ryan.
I was like, I've got a present. You want to
see it? And he looked at me, what the fuck
can I get? It's a life size cut out Ofcane?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Do you want It's because I go, what the fuck,
why would you get me this, and then I went
why not? I thought it'd be good to have in
the computer room, and then I've just put in the
lound room and it's just fucking ruining my morning.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, we're going to put an ogen jersey on him. Yeah,
we're going to dressing him in different yeah. Yeah, but yeah,
Harry Kane, he's part of the crew now, part of
the crew. Yeah. That was waiting for you to do that.
I was waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I was not going to see if you switched on.
He would you know, he would have got that straight away, Harry,
he would have. Vicky, Thanks Vicky. Jehovah's Witness, you know,
for the win. Media is trying to get the safe boys.
Well we're back with the trivia questions here today. What's
(26:50):
your thoughts on the topics? What topics do you want
to go for today?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Jehovah's Witness. Yeah, religious.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Get we're doing something else today.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Bible Mitchell's underwear. What brand are they do? I know
they're covered in poo. They've got jiz poo combos. No,
you've got more ship on your underwear? What is if
you mixed? Do you know what? When you what?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's called when you ship piss and when you ship
jizz and bleed into your undies. It sounds like you've
got experience of that. You know, if you ship bleed
and innes, you know what it's called. What the trio
fucker Neapolitan ice cream? Thanks Cam for the joke. Cameron
made that joke. Okay, anyway, let's I've got some questions here.
(27:48):
We'll see if you guys can answer them.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Probably not. Let's go. Do we need a buzzer? Probably? Yeah,
let's go for buzzers, probably not.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
To be honest, are we going we? Why don't you
try to answer together? Be co op this time? I
don't like this guy. You don't know what to beat
him off? Well you can do that after No, I
want to urse him.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't want to. I already played one team sport
with him. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You're only allowed to beat him off on the only
fans we already played. We already played one team sport.
That's enough friendship that I've got with this bloke. I
want to beat the funk out of his bumphole.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Buzzers, j Ryan, just say your names. I want to
be jub media. Okay, what yours? Ryan? What Mormon hurricane. Oh, yeah,
we go How can okay? I said something that we
should have bleep.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Which chess piece can only move diagonally? Bishop, Bryan, Bishop,
He's correct one point for Iran?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That was easy. Dude, what what do you what are
you picking? Comedy? What is another word for lexicon? You
got this bud holding commodore VN? What he didn't buzz
in holding commodore VN? Bryan, lexicon? No, a lexicon's a dictionary.
(29:20):
It's Latin. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, jadub media shout out,
shout ut Vicky the beaver is the national emblem of
which country? Media? Uh? Canada? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
At one point, Jess, at one point, Ryan, what is
a group of crows.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Called jed up media? Yep? Murder? Yep? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
During which year was cocaine finally removed as an ingredient
for Coca cola?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Jed up media? Yep? Nineteen thirty one? Brian, would you
like to go? Is it right? It is not right?
Give him a high a lower nineteen sixty three, They
got it closer nine twenty nine. Yeah, like two years. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I don't get the fucking I don't get the point.
Who wrote the novel? To kill a mockingbird.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Damn, I actually know that. Well, we've studied it. We
both have studied it. I knew everyone's I know. I
know that one of the guys in its Atticus aticus binge. Yep,
mmmmm ah, get up media, yep, John Mockingbird, Nope, damn, John,
(30:40):
you had to try. I didn't. Harry Kane, is it
John kill? No? Get up media? Is it? Via Tequila? No?
Avia Tequila and John Mockingbird? John bosses, that sounds like
a thing. Jason Stathum and the Rock would be a Tequille,
(31:00):
John Mockingbird come together to bring your way? Oh okay, yeah,
now you say that, and I'm like, damn, that's right.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Which world changing invention was patterned on Valentine's Day eighteen
seventy six, eighteen seventy six, eighteen seventy six world changing
and changing?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Is it? It is definitely well changing. It's not slices
spread that's it nineteen hundred paper press. No, that a
good answer.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
It's it's in the same realm, but a lot a
lot more personalized.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Jadab media. I'd say the photograph machine. No, I've got
no clue. Then, what's away? Ah?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
The bellehone, the telephone, the Bell's phone. Yeah, what's that's
who made it the world's largest island? Media Greenland? Yeah,
Australia Greenland. On here it says Greenland. But that is
a topic up for debate on what is it not Australia?
(32:12):
Is it not Australia.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
It's not island. Greenland is bigger than ours? But where
a con what what?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah it doesn't. That doesn't change the fact that it's
the biggest island. We're a continent though, So I thought,
is it bigger than us?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, it's fucking massive, okay, fair enough? Yeah, I thought
the different as well, and then I looked it up.
I thought, you're gonna say fucking debatable, like you've measured.
I'll tell you I've checked it with chat.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
When Mitch goes it's debatable, I'm like ship, Mitch is
measured both both places. That's a big tape measure. Yeah.
I mentioned it with a fucking eight meters fucking fat man, Mitch.
Was it marked at the fifty mil so on three?
You're on three? How many is run? On one? You're one?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Which plant has flowers but no proper leaves? Proper leaves yeah,
I can answer it later. Flowers been no proper leaves.
Now on, throw some some guesses in there.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Franger penny, Nope, highbiscus, banana, No, was a fruit.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
There is a fruit of it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Guava.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
No, pomegranite. No, it's it's not the name of the
plants in the fruit. But I don't think the fruits
from this plant rape. No.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
The name of the acus cactus. Yeah, well yeah, what's
the fruit cactus? Fruit? Okay, I'm just asking. Yeah, the
garve flower makes that? You know what the gave flower makes?
What does it make a good book about black rights?
To kill a mocking bird? What is the number one
(34:17):
food that never expires? They killed the guy in the end? Okay,
I know, but it's like he tried to fight for
his rights. He tried, Yeah, all right, he gave it
an innocent man. He gave a shot though, they gave
it to go. Okay, Okay, I think I think it's
(34:38):
it's honey, by the way, it is honey. Yeah. So
you're on three.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Who was the first actor to play BBC's doctor who
it looks like a fucking nerd sort of. Ah, you
were watching anime.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Recently The dub Media, yep, is that te killer? Fuck?
Is it BBC's what's that's doctor Who? But is it
like in the thirties or something like? Is it one
of those answers or is it the newer ones? I
don't know if it's the new one. The name I
don't even know the guy's name, So William Hartnell I
(35:19):
wouldn't have got that.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
What names were given to three escape tunnels in the
movie The Great Escapes?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Uh? Rose, what you don't get it? An attack on
Titan thing? Bro? You don't get it? Maria, I need
to take back warm Maria. We did a head back
to shag My Home. You know, I don't know no clue,
(35:54):
Tom Dick and Harry all right? I like its better.
That's fair. It wasn't made out of time? And where
does the Blue Nile start? Ja Media? I'm going to
say in Egypt? Is it? You're talking about the sauce?
(36:16):
Okay because the mouth is Egypt.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Damn No, Maalia, you got close with the letter E
of the start. England? Nope, Nope, Damn Ethiopia Ingo? Which
country invented the skype soft software?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Skype?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Jaded up media, Australia. You wish suck sucks? Which country?
Which country you mented the sky?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Estonia ad ma. I want to take what good is
the chemical symbol for iron?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You know this? You're just given Jens time, aren't you
all own? Mate? Yeah? I think I might get it wrong. Media, yep,
not just I R Nope, it's I. Where is it? I?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
N neither fuck f e F you hear it and
you go fuck that doesn't Gold's au? Yeah? Who was
the last Australian to win the men's singles title at Wimbledon?
Get up media, La la la, la la la. I
(37:39):
can hear yep? Four yep? Last one? What year did
cyclone Tracy hit Darwin?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Do you know? H Get up media. I'm gonna throw
twenty I'm already gonna toloy you.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
There was not in twenty the two thousands, any of
the two thousands.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh, I don't even know what I'm thinking of, because
you know it doesn't happen down here, because our state's
just better. Yeah, we've got daylight savings, daylight savings. We
don't have to worry about the wind taking away our house.
I'm pretty certain this is the one that hit New Year. Oh,
Christmas Eve in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Thanks Bray, I was going to guess that, but sorry, right,
all right, well you got the point then.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Thanks very appreciate it. I mean, you don't have to
worry about it when you don't live in a place
that's run by fucking cane toads and sugar cane fucking
out get a better economy. You're stupid in well they
went they were cane toads back then. They weren't cane
toades back then. Not Darwin. Did it hit Darwin?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
It was? It was Darwin, not Ah No, I'm thinking
I damn sorry Darwin. I take that back. I'm just
angry at Queensland. Why are you angry at Queensland?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You can paid off the reps better if it didn't
be such a fucking grub Tino. We would have a
fucking problem, all right.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
When you pick on someone with a number higher than
the number fucking seven, you fucking bully. Keep Tino out
of preschools. You'd punch on with little white boys.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Fucking dog.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Anyway, guys, thank you for watching The Afternoon of Tention nine. Mini,
that's Ryan, that's Jezza. I don't think I forgot about you.
Either Daily Cherry Evans, you old retiree, fuck your geriatric
stupid fuck. The only reason you fucking lost is because
you took Tommy Didden's fucking position, all right. And also
your team is made out of a bunch of inbreads
that don't know how to tackle and think that we
(39:36):
pay the reps off all the time. Half your teen's
Melbourne Storm marquee youse are the best at paying off reps.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
You finished Queensland for the wind.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You self in your mouth, Baby, you self in your mouth,
New South in your mouth, you self in your mouth. Anyway, Guys,
check us out on the safeboys dot com or any
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(40:09):
just wanna Me and Ryan, we just had this telepathic
moment where we want to pay homage to the people
that contributed today. I want to say thanks to Vicky.
Let's say thanks to the j dub media. I want
to look back on our favorite writers mind Jose Tequila,
what's yours?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Ryan John bucking Bird, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Thanks for thanks for making your study a really full
on book in year eight. I don't think I was
ready for some books like that. Yeah, I didn't realize
I was racist.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
J dub Media, you're proud of this podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Oh
This is the Afternoon Detention.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What happ lads, gentlemen, welcome to the Afternoon Detention. I'm
your boy Jazz. That's Ryan, that's Midy. Look, we just
started a conversation that we both I didn't realize we
both had the agreement on.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, it's old.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's only going to get rid of normal planning because
I had something.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
This is going to be better.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What is it to Zoe, my beautiful girlfriend, it's recently
gone hard out in anime. And I think I've said
this before on the pod. It's why I've watched Attack
on Titan, which I recommend actually pretty good. You know
she's watching it for you, so anyway, yep, Zoe has
got right into anime. That's why I've watched AOT Attack
(01:04):
on Titan. Mitchell, you need to hurry it and watch it.
Why do I need to hurry up and watch it.
You need to hurry and watch it because it's the
best rated show by IMDb.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Just you haven't watched it already. I have not really
surprised you haven't watched an Attack on Titan?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Have you not realized I live under a fucking rock. Yeah,
that's why you need to watch Attack on Titan. This
is why I have because he tells me to go
go watch it. I don't ever watch TV, and Dewey
got me into it, and I'm like, this is I'm
like watching I'm like, there's only only like watching certain animes.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And as I'm watching it, I'm like, oh, this is
actually kind of this alright, but just like's unfold throughout
the show and you're like, oh, oh that's ah fuck,
and then you end up slow and fast at the
same time. Yeah. Yeah, and then you realize that, like
you get to the end and everything that you've watched,
you're like, holy fuck, they circled that pretty good. Okay,
(01:54):
that's good. My my favorite characters dead. Oh okay, spoiler
a lot if you. I don't think it's much of
a spoiler alert. There's so much dying and attack on Titan.
I'm not surprised about that. There's so much. It's it's
worse than the Game of Thrones is like that, isn't it?
Uh no, well not by the end You've got soft
to the end. Yeah, because I remember everyone saying, because
(02:14):
I never watched that, but I remember everyone saying, oh,
don't get used to a character. They die it's only
because all the likable characters died early anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So the point is is that I've had this experience
with my girlfriend about this anime and she's just so
she's got my crunchy role account and she's just going
fucking nuts. Yeah, all she does is watch TV shows. Now,
it's just anime.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
She just goes through and watching millions out of different
types of anime. And she finished Jujitsu Cars and I think, okay,
say that, and she's like, all right, I've had enough,
too much serious. I'm going to watch a sports anime.
She's picked Free, which is a swimming anime.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She got me to watch three episodes of it. Yeah,
you know, because i'm the boyfriend, I'll go, yeah, that's great,
let's definitely watch. What was your thoughts on it? It's
got nothing to do with swimming. What's it about what
you thought?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right? She was showing me scenes. I was like, this
show is gay, that's what I got. I'm like, this
show goes gay show. And she kept saying, no, they're straight.
They're definitely straight, and I'm like, are you sure?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was telling her, I'm like, this show has nothing
to do with swimming got all to do with awkward
social interactions.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's a closeted gay. Yeah, I'm like, these guys are
all gay. Yeah did she did she show you the
slide scene? Yeah? The slide scene? That was crazy. Okay,
the guys on top of the slide slides down and
he's just in front of the dude like, and they're
like laying down over the slide like.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's like, I'm telling you, if one of them squinted
their eyes a little bit, it's a kiss like one,
they would make that kiss magnet where you're coming. You know,
that would happen. Now, that's the thing. Zoey goes, they're straight.
They're straight, Like yeah, just I mean, I mean, if
you really want to look at history, our best swimmer
evers fucking gay, like Ian Thorpe's gay. Like the bloke
(04:28):
I had. We had a few good swimmers at our school, right, yeah,
two or three of them every year they're at Marty
Garre and fish nets like, I don't I don't want
to be like it's hy stereotype. And then there's nothing
wrong with it either.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But it's just a gay show.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's just got so many undertones of guys just struggling
to come to terms that they're gay.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And she's like, it's just about swimming. Like the first
thing is that they're swimming. Yes, yes, the next sports
swimming is next scenes. Sports swimming isn't gay. It's the
people that do the swimming, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And that's not saying like as in like Ryan would
hear something and automatically call it gay and it's an
insult nat. It's just a homosexual thing, all right, But
that's just that first of all, Yeah, swimming makes it gay.
But yeah, it's just like there's so many awkward interactions
in the show that you can tell us just guys
so closetive.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh, just so much conflict within themselves. I think it's
the character. I think maybe the brightest or the I
don't know, it's got to do with like higher ups. Yeah,
well I'm watching the show. It enjoys like it's just
about them trying to make nationals and all this, and
I'm like, it's not it's gotten. Did they say they
were going to? Like I don't know, I don't really care.
(05:49):
I don't care about the show. I'm never gonna watch it.
After seeing those scenes that she showed me. I'm like
this show, I don't care. I think out of all shows,
I don't think unless they're blasting steroids, like I don't
want to see it. If they're like just blasting steroids
to make nationals, that's a show worth my time. There's
(06:09):
a lot of cry don't agree. There's a lot of crying.
A lot of crying.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't agree with. I didn't see it, so I
don't know exactly what you're talking about. But I do
understand what you're talking about. Where you get shown a
scene and go, fuck, that's gay.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
In what way? Mitchell? Yeah, you've shown me a couple.
I've gone through your reddin They're not gay, they're just well,
probably not something i'd put on the public a ring.
No dirty, everyone's got a few skeletons in their Reddit closet.
(06:46):
You do too, I know you do, Mitch. Oh, I know.
I wouldn't surprise if Ryan has more than both of
us combined. I think rd's too lazy Reddit. I don't
use Reddit. What do you use?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What about Rhyme's whack material right now? Yeah, you're the
one that started.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
This front page of Porner. But okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Ryan doesn't even go into the porner, but he just
looks at the bras around and the loading page.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah. I don't need much.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's just like just like, oh, this chicks walked in
the room. Someone's getting sucked in the shower. Bang, bang
she joined the shower, and Ryan's like, damn, this is
all I need. It's all the best bits.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah. Ryan's a highlight guy. He doesn't even like watching
the footy. He just likes watching that. I like watching
the three minute, just like I like watching three minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
If you were to watch the F five, what are
the only bits that you'd want to watch?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The first lap? That's about it, see, because most of
the time it's boring. I don't even need to watch
the end of the race. That's fair. About the crashes, yeah,
if there's crashes, there's not many crashes anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I know, except for what this weekend. It wasn't even
kill it. It's interested on the race.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, it was just an interested, as Charles Leclaiir would say,
as Charles Charles, but Leclaire was Charles Charles Claire place.
He just had another inter did with Maxi Stuppen. Interesting
on the.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Race, Yeah, yeah, but yeah, Yeah, it's Zoe's trying to
get me to watch all these animes and I've said,
you're fucked up because before that I've watched Dragon Ball.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
She started with the best one. You've gone, You've just
gone to the best one. And before that, like I've
been going watching Dragon Ball C again because I'm like,
it's nowhere near today's animes. It's a twenty five year old,
thirty year old anime. It's just like you know, it's
actually just nostalgia for me, So I don't care the
quality of it. I'm just watching it. Yeah, but then
like to watch a new one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I've watched Attack on Titan first, and I'm like, you've
just like given me, according to all ratings, the best
peed of best piece of cinema film media that exists,
going on what people have rated it, it's the best
piece of media that exists. So how do I find
another anime that lives up to the expectation?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, I'm going to watch that else.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And I don't know, like you watched some animes and
like there's just always just weird characters and shit, where aot.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Do you reckon? That's just a Japanese people thing. There's
always some fucking weird, quirky shit going on. There always
is like like aot. The one thing I do like
about it is the majority of the characters, like a
fair majority of the characters are just normal people. Like
there's no like, oh yeah this, like there are the
(09:31):
Titans and like they shift and they're small law behind that.
But then that's only like ten people in the world,
nine people in the way, yeah, but then the other
people are literally just normal people. It's not like you're
watch an anime and you're like, oh, yeah, here's this guy.
Oh he's a little bit quirky.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, but he can cut your neck off with
a deck of cards, and it's like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, who the fuck even tried to learn that? How
did you figure?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Who the fuck made a neck that light that a
piece of fucking paper can cut through it?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Like like Zoey, like one piece, I don't think I
can ever get into one piece. They've all got some
little power like Loofy's stretchy.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Isn't he. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
The one thing, the one thing that really annoys so
boring that's why I cut. But the one thing that
really does annoy me in Seo. He loves Zoro, I
don't know. And he's the guy that carried three sorts
three and he puts one in his mouth, and I
just think, I think too logical. I'm like, what's the
fucking point of the third? So he's really cool. I
(10:36):
don't know, you drop on one in your mouth ready?
He has his fighting style with three swords and ones
in his mouth, and it's like Bro's teeth would be fucked.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Next thing, you're gonna say, ISP's not a Jew? He
definitely a jew. Tell he's like, he's not He's not
a Zoey. He's a fucking Jew. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like, the guy that created this show definitely thought they
needed a jew. What are some characteristics of a Jew?
Name him right now and I'll tell you love money, yes,
under things. Yes, he has a giant nose and curly hair,
(11:19):
curly black hair.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He's got kind of like a tennis bullhead, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, and an annoying voice that fits it's it is
the juice atereotype. Yep, he is the juice aeotype. Yeah,
and he's useless. That that fits way too well. Like
Zoey made me watch a few episodes of that and
it like it is very dragonball z ish the way
that it is like the humans and dragon ball Z,
(11:45):
except they're not drawn like Jews, but like they go
in it's like, you.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Know what, I'm going to protect my town. This is
what I've got to protect my area.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
And he'll go there and you'll start the fight and
just get the shit kicked out of him, like there
is nothing that he he even did twenty one, or
if all he ever did was gain an extra three
minutes so that the actual heroes can turn up and fight.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But he basically gets the shit kick going, like stop
bullying my friend.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, stop kicking the jew. That's that's all they do.
It's like it's like yum Char in fucking Dragon ball Z.
He just turns up and goes, hey, I'm gonna slow
you down so Goku can turn up, and then he
just dies instantly. Oh yeah. And the funny thing is
like on Earth for humans, yum char is actually really good,
(12:32):
like really powerful, but humans sucking DBZ. So whenever an
alien or someone from another planet or some fucking android
turns up, they're fucking useless.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
There's no pointing in this.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
All they are is like they can cut to them
and they'll be like, go, Goku, You've got this.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And that's it. That's their power. That's the power of
the human spirit. They got human spirit. Grilling. Fuck's are hot? Android? Yeah,
good old Krilling, good old Todd Bray. Alright, guys, I've
(13:14):
got some artel today. I've got an interesting letter. So
I got a dear neighbor, I'm right where did you
talk about the scene when you turned when this letter
appeared at your Oh my god, it was like a
shining light. It was beaming down into my letter box.
It was telling me that it was something wholly has entered.
(13:36):
Hand written envelope balls and just like that. Look arguably,
I don't know if we can't show it, but I
personally think it's not hand written. It looks hendry. Oh
your envelope. Oh yeah, ovelope. This is not hand written.
You don't make it that's hand written. No, it's handwritten.
But then it's printed. That's a printed. That's a scanned.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Too.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I thought I was seeing I've seen this show and
Tell earlier last week.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I have seen that. Okay, so it's a very nice
piece of paper. It is. It says, do you neighbor.
I'm running with you today to share you some valuable
resources with you. Now you read that medi what do
you think I think? I think I'm going to get
a large sum of money the pokys. That's fair, of course,
I start reading more, all right. Honestly, it's just a
(14:28):
Jehovah's witness thing, whole thing. Where do you think it
can go to to find answers to life's big questions?
What's that word? Many? Many look to philosophy of or science?
Do you? I think you do? You start reading Bible quotes? Yeah,
(14:54):
Bibles didn't work for you, But have you ever taken
the time yourself to try out what the Bible says? Yeah? No, thanks,
no thanks? Why not you keep going this? Maybe for you? Well,
I look to the Bible, know what this writer wrote?
And some one nineteen one forty for one sixty? Are
(15:21):
those numbers give me understanding your word is truth? Yeah?
One of those numbers. But there's one nineteen one forty
four one sixty. I think there's a that's high numbers.
I don't think that's right, Yeah, I don't. I didn't
think there was Is there one hundred and nineteen SARMs?
I don't think there's one hundred and forty four verses. Yeah,
(15:41):
there definitely is in chapters. Yeah, no, but like in
one hundred and nine, there's one hundred nineteen chapter of
Psalms one, verse one forty four to verse one sixty.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
One hundred and nineteen, yeah, one one nine, Yeah, there's
one hundred nineteen something.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Just for you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Look, I probably believe the person that studies bubble mitch.
Can you look up some so ps Alms one nineteen,
one forty four to one sixty what to say? Uh,
you are right and you do right. God, your decisions
(16:21):
are right on target. You right, Brightley, instruct us in
how to live. Ever faithful to you, My rivals nearly
did me in. They persistently ignore your commandments. Your promise
has been tested through and through, and I, your servant,
love it dearly. I'm too young to be important, but
(16:41):
I don't forget what you tell me. Your righteousness is eternal, right,
your revelation is the only truth.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That's the rest of it. That's definitely what that says
on the piece of paper that's in front of me
in the fucking that's great, right, What does the all
piece of paper say? It says, give me understanding. Your
word is truth. I don't know. It sounds like me.
He was talking about a y N getting an up,
(17:14):
get pulling up on an op Jesus Christ? So what
does it say? How can it help God? This is boring?
Please visit our website. I don't want to say the
website through it what it is. It's pretty much you've
got to do good media, all right, that's pretty much it.
Don't show and tell. This is how you find brought
the paper. That's my show and tell. Yeah, give me truth.
(17:38):
I think they cheated.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yes, the Bible contains wisdom from our creator. It makes
sense to ask our maker for questions about life. So
what does it say and how can it help you
and your family? Please visit our website jw dot org
to help find the answers from the Bible.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It is available in in over.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They're one thousand languages and has videos and content for
children and teenagers. Fucking what j w paorn that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I hope you and your family are able to benefitm
this from this website. Kind regards, Vicky. Now, look they've
probably done this from a kind heart. Yeah, but I
love how they're talking about their website, like, is it
our website? Like, it's your website? Now? Did you just
look that up? I did, just look at.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Jehovah's Witness. It's the over it's the big fucking thing.
That's what I read. When I was reading this Verse's house,
I was.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like what is this?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And I'm like, Oh, someone's just like trying to convert you.
And then I'm like, oh my god, it's actually the JDub.
The JDub media is trying to get right. Yeah, that's
really good. The K dub media is trying to fucking
get wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Now. Have you guys ever met a Jehovah's Witness? No,
they're freaks. I probably I probably wait for the fun.
I've worked with one before and he was, yeah, certified freak,
a like just seven days a week. Yeah, yeah, just
a weirdo. Like I've never met anyone like as weird
as that. That kid was the Island. No, he was white,
(19:13):
white Jehovah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Do you know the way to stop Jehovah's Witnesses from
soliciting sex?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Like soliciting you? No, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Actually, I'll be within five kilometers of one of their
major headquarters. Why because they're the lad to dawknock within
five k's a there, what is it?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
They're not allowed to work on weekends, can't do over
tom apparently good sounds like it sounds like a send
me a letter, Send me a letter, Vicky. Five k's
within a fucking major thing and you haven't got the
letter yet. Do I have a Jova? I would have
thought I would have had a Jade. You would definitely
(19:53):
do you definitely do? I know you got Next Day Adventists.
But that has to be a J dubbin fucking Coleton.
It has to be a J dubbin Colts. Yeah, it'd
be primarily don't that Jesus is the answer next to
the fucking Colts. And I'm thinking, I'm thinking that's the
one I've seen.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
So not J dubb No, No, there is next to
colets in rugby league fields.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's a J dub right there. I'll be outside five k's.
I don't know there's one in Orchard Hills. Actually, Mitch,
I think your laws sucks. I think I think your
law's wrong because Ryan definitely lives within two caves of
Maybe that's when they only can work. They can work
within five kys. No, we don't let our missionaries walk
(20:32):
all right. We want them to keep a load stitch
I think.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I mean, look, I thought it was a stitch up,
but I think the young bloke, I know, he's actually
Mormon talking about doorknockers. This Mormon young bloke come up
as about eighteen. He knocked on the door and he's like, hey,
you just want to tell you about the mission. I said, look, mate,
I'm just going to let you know. You're probably going
to waste your time. I'm like, I know that, like
you're going to that makes you think you can convert me?
(20:58):
And I said I'm pretty set in my ways. And
he goes okay, and I'm like, look, I just don't
want to waste your time.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's all good. You look like good bloke. Hees yeah,
And I'm like like I was what. He goes, Oh,
what were you doing anyway? And I was like I
was watching. He goes, oh, yeah, I like the footy
and I'm like, oh, do you know. I'm like, looks
like the boys over the road are playing footy. Did
you want to go play with them? It's like fucking
twelve year olds or whatever. It's any moment to go
play footy with my neighbors. The two of them, they
(21:25):
played two or two footy in the front yard for
like forty five minutes. Was that When I went over
there was two guys in suits. I remember, did you
come out? Yeah, you might have come over. I sat
the moment and then we were laughing at them.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Actually, yeah, they played because the young kids across the
road come back from their game and.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Then they said, bro. They sat down and they were
talking to the kids like they played, and then it
got really dark. And then I was like, it wasn't
like I was like a Bible study break.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
It wasn't like I was like, oh, go hang out
with those kids unattended, like their parents were there. Yeah,
of course it wasn't like hey go whatever. Yeah, not
saying that anyone like that does things like that, but
I was like, oh, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Is a good option because the kids are supervised, and
I'm sure these kids would way prefer to play footy
than fucking knock on doors. That's fair. They played footy
for forty five minutes in the front yard with a
bunch of kids. I think Ryan come in and you're like,
if you see what the fuck's going on across. I
don't like you talk about the Mormons playing footy with kids.
A lot of these guys in suits playing footy. So look,
(22:27):
Vicky from the Safe Boys from the US new attention.
We just want to say thank you for your appearance. Yeah,
I just want to talk about the presentation of this
fucking this paper. There's a bit, there's a bit of
money in this. Yeah, Mitch, you've worked in an office. Yep.
What's the price of one shit of paper? Fuck all
the fuck alls? Now, look, if you're gonna put an
(22:48):
hour and a dough on it with a QR code, Oh,
how much do you reckon it's worth?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Ah, you're looking at probably what fifty cents for the ink,
because it's worth the ink. Probably not exactly fifty, but
it's not damn you know what, guys, I.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Felt way bad, way worse.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Now, stop putting the QR code on there, mate, that's
the that's the piece of paper there. Feel free to
join Joe's witness if you want. You probably can't listen
to us because we are all heathen and sinners, especially Mitchell.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah. Of course, the amount of things that I've seen
this guy fucking sticking his bum is nuts, mate, I'm
only copying you. I don't but chug anymore. Slow down
if your offerend example one there.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
But yeah, so Vicky, Vicky's trying to get right there,
right in mate, security, have you ramped it up? No,
I've heard that you've hired You've hired a security guy
that it seems to be scaring you more than anything else.
The good thing is none of our friends listen to
this pod, so we can come out and say what
(23:58):
what Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
My present. The reason why you were over that day
and saw that letter was because we got a life
size image of a footballer. You've got a life size
Harry Kane, Premier League legend, just a life size cut
out of him, and I'll put him in the lounge room,
(24:20):
all right. And he has scared this ship out of
me nearly every time. It's a six foot fucking cutout.
Why why? Because I currently am working at a at
a venue.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yep, I can't think. I don't think I can talk
about it. No, that's fine, I don't need to talk.
It's different. It's different than you like my current my
current work. But actually I can't talk about even more.
But yeah, there's a there's a pile of rubbish there
that I'm allowed to take things from, and uh so
(24:58):
people got a few your stools. That's Harry Kane. Oh okay,
it's a carefully cut out of Harry Kane. Yeah, that
makes sense. I'm gonna have to send it to you.
She can put it in the video right here.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, but now now that that's in my lund room,
I've fucking scared this ship out of myself a lot recently.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's hilarious. So yeah, it's it's genuinely like, that's what
I mean. It's actual life size. It's genuinely like.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, it's like I think there's a especially the skin color.
It's it's just like I see like that skin color.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm like, oh, I just don't know, and didn't look
at the picture.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Hurricane is white. That's yea. It just looks so real.
It just looks so real.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's a pretty real looking thing. And I remember calling Ryan.
I was like, I've got a present. You want to
see it? And he looked at me, what the fuck
can I get? It's a life size cut out Ofcane?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Do you want It's because I go, what the fuck,
why would you get me this, and then I went
why not? I thought it'd be good to have in
the computer room, and then I've just put in the
lound room and it's just fucking ruining my morning.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, we're going to put an ogen jersey on him. Yeah,
we're going to dressing him in different yeah. Yeah, but yeah,
Harry Kane, he's part of the crew now, part of
the crew. Yeah. That was waiting for you to do that.
I was waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I was not going to see if you switched on.
He would you know, he would have got that straight away, Harry,
he would have. Vicky, Thanks Vicky. Jehovah's Witness, you know,
for the win. Media is trying to get the safe boys.
Well we're back with the trivia questions here today. What's
(26:50):
your thoughts on the topics? What topics do you want
to go for today?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Jehovah's Witness. Yeah, religious.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Get we're doing something else today.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Bible Mitchell's underwear. What brand are they do? I know
they're covered in poo. They've got jiz poo combos. No,
you've got more ship on your underwear? What is if
you mixed? Do you know what? When you what?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's called when you ship piss and when you ship
jizz and bleed into your undies. It sounds like you've
got experience of that. You know, if you ship bleed
and innes, you know what it's called. What the trio
fucker Neapolitan ice cream? Thanks Cam for the joke. Cameron
made that joke. Okay, anyway, let's I've got some questions here.
(27:48):
We'll see if you guys can answer them.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Probably not. Let's go. Do we need a buzzer? Probably? Yeah,
let's go for buzzers, probably not.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
To be honest, are we going we? Why don't you
try to answer together? Be co op this time? I
don't like this guy. You don't know what to beat
him off? Well you can do that after No, I
want to urse him.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't want to. I already played one team sport
with him. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You're only allowed to beat him off on the only
fans we already played. We already played one team sport.
That's enough friendship that I've got with this bloke. I
want to beat the funk out of his bumphole.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Buzzers, j Ryan, just say your names. I want to
be jub media. Okay, what yours? Ryan? What Mormon hurricane. Oh, yeah,
we go How can okay? I said something that we
should have bleep.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Which chess piece can only move diagonally? Bishop, Bryan, Bishop,
He's correct one point for Iran?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That was easy. Dude, what what do you what are
you picking? Comedy? What is another word for lexicon? You
got this bud holding commodore VN? What he didn't buzz
in holding commodore VN? Bryan, lexicon? No, a lexicon's a dictionary.
(29:20):
It's Latin. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, jadub media shout out,
shout ut Vicky the beaver is the national emblem of
which country? Media? Uh? Canada? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
At one point, Jess, at one point, Ryan, what is
a group of crows.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Called jed up media? Yep? Murder? Yep? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
During which year was cocaine finally removed as an ingredient
for Coca cola?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Jed up media? Yep? Nineteen thirty one? Brian, would you
like to go? Is it right? It is not right?
Give him a high a lower nineteen sixty three, They
got it closer nine twenty nine. Yeah, like two years. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I don't get the fucking I don't get the point.
Who wrote the novel? To kill a mockingbird.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Damn, I actually know that. Well, we've studied it. We
both have studied it. I knew everyone's I know. I
know that one of the guys in its Atticus aticus binge. Yep,
mmmmm ah, get up media, yep, John Mockingbird, Nope, damn, John,
(30:40):
you had to try. I didn't. Harry Kane, is it
John kill? No? Get up media? Is it? Via Tequila? No?
Avia Tequila and John Mockingbird? John bosses, that sounds like
a thing. Jason Stathum and the Rock would be a Tequille,
(31:00):
John Mockingbird come together to bring your way? Oh okay, yeah,
now you say that, and I'm like, damn, that's right.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Which world changing invention was patterned on Valentine's Day eighteen
seventy six, eighteen seventy six, eighteen seventy six world changing
and changing?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Is it? It is definitely well changing. It's not slices
spread that's it nineteen hundred paper press. No, that a
good answer.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
It's it's in the same realm, but a lot a
lot more personalized.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Jadab media. I'd say the photograph machine. No, I've got
no clue. Then, what's away? Ah?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
The bellehone, the telephone, the Bell's phone. Yeah, what's that's
who made it the world's largest island? Media Greenland? Yeah,
Australia Greenland. On here it says Greenland. But that is
a topic up for debate on what is it not Australia?
(32:12):
Is it not Australia.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
It's not island. Greenland is bigger than ours? But where
a con what what?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah it doesn't. That doesn't change the fact that it's
the biggest island. We're a continent though, So I thought,
is it bigger than us?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, it's fucking massive, okay, fair enough? Yeah, I thought
the different as well, and then I looked it up.
I thought, you're gonna say fucking debatable, like you've measured.
I'll tell you I've checked it with chat.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
When Mitch goes it's debatable, I'm like ship, Mitch is
measured both both places. That's a big tape measure. Yeah.
I mentioned it with a fucking eight meters fucking fat man, Mitch.
Was it marked at the fifty mil so on three?
You're on three? How many is run? On one? You're one?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Which plant has flowers but no proper leaves? Proper leaves yeah,
I can answer it later. Flowers been no proper leaves.
Now on, throw some some guesses in there.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Franger penny, Nope, highbiscus, banana, No, was a fruit.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
There is a fruit of it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Guava.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
No, pomegranite. No, it's it's not the name of the
plants in the fruit. But I don't think the fruits
from this plant rape. No.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
The name of the acus cactus. Yeah, well yeah, what's
the fruit cactus? Fruit? Okay, I'm just asking. Yeah, the
garve flower makes that? You know what the gave flower makes?
What does it make a good book about black rights?
To kill a mocking bird? What is the number one
(34:17):
food that never expires? They killed the guy in the end? Okay,
I know, but it's like he tried to fight for
his rights. He tried, Yeah, all right, he gave it
an innocent man. He gave a shot though, they gave
it to go. Okay, Okay, I think I think it's
(34:38):
it's honey, by the way, it is honey. Yeah. So
you're on three.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Who was the first actor to play BBC's doctor who
it looks like a fucking nerd sort of. Ah, you
were watching anime.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Recently The dub Media, yep, is that te killer? Fuck?
Is it BBC's what's that's doctor Who? But is it
like in the thirties or something like? Is it one
of those answers or is it the newer ones? I
don't know if it's the new one. The name I
don't even know the guy's name, So William Hartnell I
(35:19):
wouldn't have got that.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
What names were given to three escape tunnels in the
movie The Great Escapes?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Uh? Rose, what you don't get it? An attack on
Titan thing? Bro? You don't get it? Maria, I need
to take back warm Maria. We did a head back
to shag My Home. You know, I don't know no clue,
(35:54):
Tom Dick and Harry all right? I like its better.
That's fair. It wasn't made out of time? And where
does the Blue Nile start? Ja Media? I'm going to
say in Egypt? Is it? You're talking about the sauce?
(36:16):
Okay because the mouth is Egypt.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Damn No, Maalia, you got close with the letter E
of the start. England? Nope, Nope, Damn Ethiopia Ingo? Which
country invented the skype soft software?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Skype?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Jaded up media, Australia. You wish suck sucks? Which country?
Which country you mented the sky?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Estonia ad ma. I want to take what good is
the chemical symbol for iron?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You know this? You're just given Jens time, aren't you
all own? Mate? Yeah? I think I might get it wrong. Media, yep,
not just I R Nope, it's I. Where is it? I?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
N neither fuck f e F you hear it and
you go fuck that doesn't Gold's au? Yeah? Who was
the last Australian to win the men's singles title at Wimbledon?
Get up media, La la la, la la la. I
(37:39):
can hear yep? Four yep? Last one? What year did
cyclone Tracy hit Darwin?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Do you know? H Get up media. I'm gonna throw
twenty I'm already gonna toloy you.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
There was not in twenty the two thousands, any of
the two thousands.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh, I don't even know what I'm thinking of, because
you know it doesn't happen down here, because our state's
just better. Yeah, we've got daylight savings, daylight savings. We
don't have to worry about the wind taking away our house.
I'm pretty certain this is the one that hit New Year. Oh,
Christmas Eve in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Thanks Bray, I was going to guess that, but sorry, right,
all right, well you got the point then.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Thanks very appreciate it. I mean, you don't have to
worry about it when you don't live in a place
that's run by fucking cane toads and sugar cane fucking
out get a better economy. You're stupid in well they
went they were cane toads back then. They weren't cane
toades back then. Not Darwin. Did it hit Darwin?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
It was? It was Darwin, not Ah No, I'm thinking
I damn sorry Darwin. I take that back. I'm just
angry at Queensland. Why are you angry at Queensland?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You can paid off the reps better if it didn't
be such a fucking grub Tino. We would have a
fucking problem, all right.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
When you pick on someone with a number higher than
the number fucking seven, you fucking bully. Keep Tino out
of preschools. You'd punch on with little white boys.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Fucking dog.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Anyway, guys, thank you for watching The Afternoon of Tention nine. Mini,
that's Ryan, that's Jezza. I don't think I forgot about you.
Either Daily Cherry Evans, you old retiree, fuck your geriatric
stupid fuck. The only reason you fucking lost is because
you took Tommy Didden's fucking position, all right. And also
your team is made out of a bunch of inbreads
that don't know how to tackle and think that we
(39:36):
pay the reps off all the time. Half your teen's
Melbourne Storm marquee youse are the best at paying off reps.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
You finished Queensland for the wind.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
You self in your mouth, Baby, you self in your mouth,
New South in your mouth, you self in your mouth. Anyway, Guys,
check us out on the safeboys dot com or any
of our TikTok, Instagram at Safe Boys podcast or our YouTube.
If you're on it, check us out. You'll be able
to see us what we look like. If not, we're
a great US five on Spotify. Subscribe like do all
the fucking fancy shit. Anyway, let us know what I
(40:09):
just wanna Me and Ryan, we just had this telepathic
moment where we want to pay homage to the people
that contributed today. I want to say thanks to Vicky.
Let's say thanks to the j dub media. I want
to look back on our favorite writers mind Jose Tequila,
what's yours?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Ryan John bucking Bird, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Thanks for thanks for making your study a really full
on book in year eight. I don't think I was
ready for some books like that. Yeah, I didn't realize
I was racist.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
J dub Media, you're proud of this podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!