May 14, 2025 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is the afternoon Detention. What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I've just been saying a real of some Mario Kart gameplay.
I'm really interested in this.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So they're singing that? Is that toad singing? Fucking? Is
that running through the nineties from Initial d.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't care. I'm just in it for the game play.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Who the fuck sent you that, Alex? Why would he
Why did he send you that?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Because did you read it?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It said me.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
When the evil police are chasing me when I'm trying
to go for a booze cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Ah, okay, so he's talking about your drink driving.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Alleged.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Here's a time machine going anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It died, it's gone.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It doesn't turn back up again.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, no, you know it was executed.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh so you've got you actually killed it?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, beheading dude.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Is it on what's the website again? Lively? Yeah? Is
it on Live Week?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, it's on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's on redit Yeah that makes sense, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Reddit category of porn. Yeah the dude quickly, Hello, welcome
to the attention. Look, we recorded two segments and they disappeared. Yeah, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, disappeared. No,
(01:57):
it wasn't because someone slept in today. All right, I
wanted to We all did anyway. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Anyway, so look we're talking about rugby league beforehand. We're
going to talk a bit more about rugby league. We
did tap over the latrell Mitchell. There's not much to
talk about it. The try was dirty. I loved it though, Yeah,
play the whistle jam and Salmon scored a try.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Does it make him a week got a dog? Well?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Because you bullied Ricky Stewart's son when he was ten,
Well no, but now is he a week got a dog?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Have you seen the fucking bloke's haircut? Yeah, you call
him we got a dog to his face?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Probably what's he gonna.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Do to me? Probably shake your hand and go, yeah,
I'm the week gotta know?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Even if I was like bullying him,
like he was like like, I'm like like, do you know.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
What you have a dream that you could you could
you could you do it? And you could do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Like uh you know, like how he bullied ten year.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Olds all at a training session? Eh.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
So yeah, look we'll just touch on it, and I
think it's all right to talk about it because we
didn't talk about it before.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But uh, Mitchell Kenny as.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The Mitch Kenny is a weak gotted dog.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, I don't reckon he's weak gotted. Probably it probably
shouts beers.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It could shout you wild beer.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It depends how we betray him in the next segment
or this segment. So anyway, Mitch Kenny has been messaged
on a burner account. But that's well, I'm going to
make this point again because it doesn't exist because it
was never on the record because there's no audio on it.
But if you message a player because you're multi is
fucked dude. Maybe you're the one that there's a reason
(03:49):
for a betting limit on the fucking app if you like,
I don't get it. I really don't get it, Like,
why would you add in your multi a team it's
doing fucking terrible and go oh, I'm going to send
hate to the guy because I decided I wanted to
win fifteen hundred dollars instead of fucking five hundred dollars,
(04:10):
so I added a random leg dickhead. I don't know,
but he's made a better account, and he's gone to
message him.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It says this is deadly.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Telegraph shared the actual conversation because he put it on
his Instagram story. He messaged Mitch Kenny saying, from a
useless cunt, you fucking cost me a trillion dollars because
you're a fucking hug. Imagine having the greatest ever player
and not using him. So the most fucking mid common
(04:39):
Uh sorry, they're blurt out, so I'm trying to guess
what they're saying. The fucking mid cunt, the most fucking
mid cun on the planet can scoot the last play
instead of giving them to kick a field goal. What
could possibly been going through your fucking thick head? More
on fuck you? Now the funny bit about this, Mitch
(05:02):
Kenny has replied, send us your bank details. I'll send
him trillion dollars. Sorry, legend, that's really funny. That's so good.
Oh that's really funny bank statement.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Send me your BOSB, bro, I'll send your trillion dollars.
Oh fuck yeah, Mitch Kenny, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Bro, Dude, mate, that's a great comedic act.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, bro, I'd hang that on the fucking fridge.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Look, I know back in the day that you spid
the thing of like people being like, oh, when you
get drunk, you gotta be worried. I think it's even
better if you were drunk and your message to your
extra all right, stop messaging Mitch Kenny about how shit is.
He knows his shit, alright, he just fucking lost on TV. Okay,
the poor Blake's gonna go sit in the sheds and
be yelled at anyway. Well, they drew, but that's a
(05:53):
loss for a team that went for in a rows.
Go call your ex. You're probably a fat fuck that
owns a seventy five series.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's probably why he's in more debt than he's trying
to work it back. These are trillion dollars. Probably would
lose it all in the next what six weeks have
you got it?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Six weeks? Did you just play that bed again?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Lad? Yeah, just fucking rerun it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Just rerun, rerun. Put your winnings back in love.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I love the people get the shits about the players
because they lose one leg off a fifteen league multi.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Why are you putting a fifteen league multi on? Because
that's just what they do. Man. They just put fifteen
league multis on. That's horrible. They just people. I look,
I used to be a fucking bad person for a
fifteen league multi but I would never fucking message a
person because mainly, I mean my fifteen league multies may
(06:42):
have been like, oh, Penrith to win, Storm to win,
and then twelve other Russian ping pong games happening at
three o'clock in the morning. No clue what they're doing.
I don't eeah.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's like, but you can't message those Russian ping pong plays?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, that's what was that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What was stopping? You don't try to fucking bully people online.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He doesn't. You may not have the way of doing it,
but Jess has the determination to do it.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'd love to see if anyone's game enough to have
messaged like Folk when he got knocked out by Islam.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I wouldn't be surprised if someone did.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
There's probably some Russians fucking sending him some hate, especially
when he beat Islam. Smack, all right, what's the fucking
popular that's fucking WhatsApp?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I hate that. I got that. You know how you
you know how you talk about like oh when your
when your apparentice pushes you guys, you're you're pushing thirty.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
It makes me feel older now that I have What'sapp?
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What'sapp? It's such an old person out. It's designed for
that too, isn't it old cunts? Yes, it's like Facebook Messenger.
Let's just recreate it and make it beige. Literally, that's
all it is. Well, it is owned by Facebook, so
what do you expect? Meta Anyway, your apologies accepted. Continuing
(08:13):
our metachat another thing on Instagram footy wise, that's our
made waves in the rugby league world. So Mentell brought
up the fact at the start before we fucked up
is that we didn't make the news for us because
we come up with a few points that like really
talk out everything. Ah Storm absolutely fucking fried the Tigers
(08:35):
sixty four nil on the weekend, absolutely fucking destroyed him.
And so that that gave Jerome Lewis dad the reason
to shore on Instagram, what's a player option activated or
leave clause activated? In rugby league? Weld's gone nuts the
(08:57):
moment because that's fun.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
As we know, Jerome Lewis was the big this year
that Tigers, who commonly known for coming at the bottom
of the table for the last ten years. Signed the
best probably one of the best five eights in the game,
and they're not doing too Boad. I'm pretty sure they
were top eight before this game the tenth Now, yeah,
they were top eight. So now people are wondering if
he's got a clause. I mean you got to think
(09:20):
people like I don't get why these clauses are here.
It's like, well, why would a good player ever sign
for a shit club? Then if there wasn't a clause
to fuck off, why would you ever go there?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Money, No, But like you're not I get because you
look at someone like Ben Hunt, who spent like five
years of the Dragons in the last two years, or
he spent longer. I'm pretty sure spend the last two
years of his time at the Dragons, going let me go,
let me I don't want to be here. I'm telling you,
I'm telling the news, I'm telling everyone I want to
go home, and they wouldn't let him go, as if
(09:51):
you wouldn't, like if you're Jerome Luai, who is dummy Hunt?
I mean five eight for the Blues, probably not this year,
but has been five eight for the Blues, one of
the most distant players. It's pretty much I think he
is five eights for Samoa as well. It's an international player,
origin player, and yeah, of course you're going to be like, well,
let me fucking go antya.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? I'm just gonna stop playing.
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, okay, he's on one point two a year or
one point one or whatever it is. But still, of
course you're gonna have player ups.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What do you reckon? The clause is said in it
though you can probably shop. There's probably something like if
they lose fifty il he can shop. Oh, or is
it like if the team goes blow top top eight
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
There's there's all different The clause is very so much
that's fair. Some are literally like if they're just unhappy,
they're going to be able to shop. Yeah, they can
activate it, but they've got a dead deadline to activate it.
They're what, they've got a deadline to activate their clause. Ah, okay,
that makes more sense. But like some would be like
if they're not happy with the move after July, before
(11:00):
July one or something like that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Before they start the finals run and stuff like that.
It could just be like yeah, halfway through the season,
you got to make this clause. Well, saying is that
we're around eleven, going back to a couple of pods ago,
like probably ten pods ago, twelve pods ago. You said
round round eight to round ten, you can sort of
start to guess who's going to win, like the rounds.
(11:24):
Let's go through and do some tipping and see what
what comes about it. So the games this week nights
and Parer of playing first on Friday, Thursday, Friday, it's
a Friday.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think it's a Women's Origins this week. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bro, that's that's like a draw written. That is a
game that I like.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I don't think that's that's half the reason that's a
game you put on Channel nine.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's a game.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's just don't score points, bro.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Para can't hold fucking ball either.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
They have had an on they've had they had an
on week a couple of weeks ago, they've had an
off week this week. Back to the on week for Para.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think you'd get more entertainment out of fucking at
the wall. Okay, game after that is Bulldogs Roosters. Doggie's
win went through. Yeah, Dolphins Warriors. But the league sucks,
doesn't today, especially the top league. The league does suck.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What do you mean why has it been looking really good?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You mean league Metcalf Matcalf of little short bloke that
everyone counted out the other year.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, because he had one bad game. Do you reckon
Mitch from across the Ditch is gonna he is him
playing well too?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah? Do you reckon he's going to be playing Blues.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Uh if we have injuries, yeah, Mitch from across the
Ditch yea, if we have injuries, yeah, he'll probably play
mm hmm. And we can go back to because Bristers
will win this week to Cowboys Eagles. I want Cowboys
to win.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of me.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I just hate my apprentice to That's what I want.
That's why I wants to win. Shark Storm Storm storm Storm,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's not wet enough. It's not wet enough. It isn't
Shark Parks, so I don't think it's wet enough. Broncos Dragons, Dragons.
Broncos are in a whole na Broncos.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They will get that will literally get. They lost the
sun Carp to pen Yeah that's fair. Yeah, but they
will literally get like crucified this week, like someone is
getting crucified, is fucking That'll be That'll be like actual
hangings in that team Raiders Titans has went throwing through Raiders.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm going to make the call. Now, this is my call.
Grand Final Doggies Raiders, Raiders upset win, okay, and the
last game Tigers Rabbits some really good.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's a draw that's got to draw written all over it.
So many Rabbits will win from come back again, not
just Trellie Mitt, but the Rabbits will be playing like
ship and then they will come back.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And some other news. Did you see as a man,
our favorite bloke of the podcast ever, the man who
definitely should have been in jail, I'm joking should be
in jail. He got to play his first game back
from his suspension this I did see that. And guess
what did he play? Yeah, he did it for a
quick Q Cup for C Cup, and you know what,
(14:49):
he is now facing head high charges he could be
facing and actually three weeks on the sideline. As for
a man of you know what he stats are this
year no one game played, one teenage girl put into jail,
and six fines.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Put into jail or putting the hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh I and one one get out of jail free
card because he's he plays with the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Though, yeah, of course it reminds me of that meme.
There's one man that me and Cameron use a fair
bit and it's like this guy and he's like he's
acting as the principal and a jock and he's English
and he's like, that's it, because that's it. No more bigotry,
no more sexism, no more races in the school.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He won't stand for it. The rugby play games, but sir,
that's some of my favorite things. He's like, that's okay,
if you do it. You can run really quick. That's
what it feels like that as a man got off
his ship, because it's okay, you can. You scored three
trials in the Grand Final ones. You can do it
if you want.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
We're not even going to show anyone your drug test,
even though that you probably had enough coke can in
your body to kill a baby.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I told I told Dared this. So look we're to
hitting record because we're talking about it's going to suggest
video games anyway. Welcome back to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
But we're talking like I was talking about like keys
schedule one right, and the thing that really because like
we're talking about where we're all up to, we all
play it, and I'm up to cocaine. And the thing
is I like games where you can build it to
become autonomous, and in the moment it becomes autonomous, I
lose interest. I'm like, what the fuck am I playing
this game?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I wish my game was autonomous because I would just
be at the cast all day.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I did that.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I did that, and I did a games work a
week of like in the game and that that took
me an hour or so.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Fucking bought.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I haven't played it since I had Probably the thing
is I had way too much money because every time
I went to a fucking dealer, they'd give me one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I'm just basically giving
him jars of cocaine to sell, plus weed, plus everything that,
like ye as you do, and they're fucking burning through
it because all of its top notch ship. Yeah it is,
(17:06):
it's all top not yeah, because I've done I've done
all everything that you have to jump. I don't jump it,
but I only jump ship that I ever give to you.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But got the mixing station just for and I got
I got to that stage and I'm like, I'm waking
to wait for four pm to gamble. Why don't I
just stay here gambling? I'm like, why am I playing
this game? Now? Yeah? Yeah, I can understand.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That gets boring, Madie, what buttons the sensor button?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So next time I have a funny joke like that,
I'll hit it. What do you want to hit it?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Can we not?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No way, no worry, We'll have to. We'll have to
actually cut that joke.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
If you shid something.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
No, no, I didn't say something. I held it in.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay, all right, if you're gonna hold it in next time,
cut that fucking sensor button.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good men. To say the joke now anyway, you know,
say it, say it, and if it's bad, I'll cut it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Nah, it's not as funny now about it. When you're
talking about giving me not jump stuff, I'm like, just
like real life, it's not that bad. I just didn't
want to didn't think you wanted to affiliate you being
(18:27):
a drug person.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm not a drug person.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Like giving me drugs. I don't give you drugs. I'll
give you ratsack allegedly, it's not a form of drugs.
For r's been thinking the you made this whole time,
joke's on you. No rats, girl on in your belly?
Br isn't rats like a form of poison? For like
(18:51):
that bike ride?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Rat rat damn former drug that bike riders used to use.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What like mode AJP like Valentino?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, before I take on the island, man, I just
pump a lot of rat sack. No, you mean truckers, No,
you BMEX riders before they take on the Olympics. He
comes daily here at the twenty two thousand and four
Olympics pumping a lot of rat sack.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
He's just come out of the cubicle. The next opponent
walks in.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
He's running to the blocks because he's running late, still
licking the credit cards. Is that what you want to
talk about? Lace Armstrong? The what that type of bike road?
Rock road? The guy that went on the moon, Yeah,
the guy that land on the moon.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Are you steroids, your fucking idiot? No, not rats, dude,
they used the blood dinners.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, I'm talking about Kim specifically, But that style of writing,
I can't believe you said bikers.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
B Yeah, the commenters just fucking turn up before I
go riding.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I do rat sack.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, you're sitting here a little fucking.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
We're gonna go shoot up. We're gonna go shoot up.
The hell.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You've got the sidecar. He's chopping it up. Everyone's just
pulling up next to him. I'm a cowboy, rat sick cyclist.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Mitchell, like the guy from the Moon, Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's do you reckon? They did some rat sack to
getting you know, like method acting. Oh no, you reckon?
They what's that movie? Oh? Oh do you reckon? They
did rat sack to get into character before they filmed
Wild Hogs. It's just Steve Chabby fucking pump. Is it Steve?
It's not even Steve, is it Steve? That's fucking I
(21:05):
know they did. Bouchet come into my head when he said.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
That, well, Bobbie Bouchet. He writes lawnmowers. Fucking Oh, Mitchell's
leaning on the moon now fucking in a cooler.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
That that that that's some high quality hitched to all anyway,
I wanted to talk about video games anyway. All right,
So rat sack all right, I would have just wanted
to look a bit back at nostalgic on games.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Look, me and Ryan have actually had a fair few
chats on this Discord. Video games nowadays kind of suck.
I kind of do suck. We all know they suck.
Mitchell doesn't even play them.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I do play them, just not often anymore because they
all suck.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Do you even have a Ryan like? Bloon Tail Defense
is old enough to call it classic? Now you don't
even have a new game that you like. No, you
played Arrivals and you fucking swear at the game.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I hate it, especially now after this weekend. I probably
will delete the game, to be honest. Yeah, we're not
repeating the joke. It has a very very aggressive R
word in it, and Ryan just meant the bloke. That's
all the context you get anyway. So I don't know
(22:22):
if you remember, but a year ago or so I
was test running speed running Ridge Racer Type four.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I do remember that. I'm now the.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Twenty six quickest in the emulator. The funniest thing is
my time that didn't get allowed with about a minute
and a half short, So I got to work out
how the fuck was that quick?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Again. Obviously I didn't hit many walls this time. I
keep hitting walls. But the thing that I want to
point out is, just like that game there is twenty five,
twenty six years old, I still think it's top three
racing games. Ever. Okay, let's go through your top three
racing games. So you got Ridge Racer four one of them.
(23:01):
What's the other two? Mm, I'd say fours of Horizon
three falls.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Horizon three actually did pretty well to encapsulate the same
sort of feeling of like driving. You know, driving a
car to me is supposed to take your mind off ship.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Ye, that's fair. It's not like driving Fourson three.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You just drive down to fucking Byron Bay or whatever
and you're chill, bela. This game sort of has the
same thing. It sort of has that. So it's in
like a lot of Japan and America. The American tracks
are at night. The Japanese ones are like sunset and dawn.
There's that very like care free time. You know, no one,
(23:37):
no one's bothering you, yep, and yeah, it just feels
like you just feel floating in a car. It's a
piece one game for fox sake, and then game three,
i'd probably say, just from my nostalgia from playing itself,
because I played at a funck load would be like
need for Speed. Carbon played that a lot, and it
(23:59):
was the first car that I ever realized the Porsche
Career GT was a real thing that makes sense out
of curiosity. How about the Midnight Prologue game that we
had for a while.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Ah, oh fucking night Runner. That one that's pretty good.
It's gone alright, it's still one man operated. So but yeah, look,
I just want to do a bit of nostalgia a
few boys. Look, we're all old gamers. I know Ryan's
answer already. What's a game that you's just like every
time you go back, it takes you back to being
really young because this game here, my brother had his
(24:33):
mate's house, like his mae had it, and they used
to look after us for about an hour after school
when my brother was still in primary school, so like
I'm in kindergarten, yar one.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I used to watch them play this game. And then
after that Dad borrowed it from Video Easy. I think
I borrowed it like three times. And now I own
that disc that the Video Easy one, Oh yeah, that
exact one on PS one And then obviously I haven't
had a PlayStation years, but now I played on the emulator.
It still does the same feeling. I'm still so excited
(25:00):
to play it. What's the game that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Does that for you? I know your I think I
know your answer. You gifted it to me.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, I bought I bought him Republic Commando the other
day and I've replayed it again. So it's pretty much
a game that I played like almost every year. That's
fair because I like, yeah, it's like you said, it's
like a game that I've had like when I was
like five or something, you know, like when I was
like really young, and that game is so funy that
makes sense. Oh my god, it takes me back to
(25:29):
like when it like when we had a backyard.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, it takes you.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
This sort of game takes me back to when you
were allowed to play video games for two hours on
a Friday.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, two hours.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
You got to play until pizza turned up, so you
got to sit out and watch eat pizza and watch
the footy with your family.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And after that, or you've got to get to play
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, or you got to you know, you pull out
the land and you get to slip out on the
land and watch movies.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, that's it. It takes you back to them. Yeah,
that's when it takes me back. That's fair. But what's
that for you?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Rock Rock? I had Crocked two. Kroc was awesome, wasn't it.
It was a good like old the Old Man had
a Pierce one, then Old Man had a Pierce one
and is also another one for me. It makes monocross
like the Chad red one. I don't know if it
was a Chad the one where you jump unleashed where
you jumped over when you go the freestyle map and
you jump over the I don't think it was a
(26:20):
freestyle mac. It wasn't. The Freestyle mach was a Pierce
one game. Okay, yeah there was that and Dirt Columber
Cray Dirt, the original one that was also a wicked
throwback game.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You know, it's one game that actually it's not new anymore,
but the one game that is actually I'd consider it
to be new considering I'm playing a fucking twenty five
year old game at the moment. Stray Stray Straight is
fucking like, what's it about? You're a cat, right, and
this is like there's a post apocalyptic world, and it's
like beyond, it's beyond like the disease, whatever happened. Okay,
(26:59):
it's fucking years beyond. Cats like have keep going. It's
not like a civilization of cats. You've got three other
cats with you. And the way that humans got past
it or tried to guarantine themselves, it's they made like
bunker cities, and it started with like the poor, the medium,
and then the richer people and all that blah blah blah.
And the thing is it's been gone for years like
(27:23):
this is like centuries after humans. But the service robots
have picked up the civilization. So wally, no, no, no, no, no,
they all talk whatever. But you are running across this trench,
this service trench. You're on the outside world. They don't
know that the world's green again. They think the world
is concrete because that's all they've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And they try to grow plants and try to survive
like humans.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
But you fall down and you go all the way up,
and there's this little society of robots that believe the
world's better. But because there's a sentinal sort of thing
that's trying to enforce them, no one can get out.
No one knows how to get up in trying to
do research, and you're as a cat, go around and
you help them out and they help you get higher
(28:06):
and higher, and then you find out you get all
the way to the top and your little bug companion
is actually the guy that created the thing and realized
his fucking systems broke down, and then yeah, he sacrifices
himself and you go back to your cat friends. Okay,
but it's a really like, really beautiful game. Does sound
really good? You would like it? Yeah, No, I've seen
I've seen it. Not even the cat thing.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I would have to I don't like that ginger cat though,
I'd have to monitor to not have ginger.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Or would you have to have a three legge a.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
White cat with three leagues?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's fair. One game that I've been watching my girlfriend
play a bit is Blueprint Tigger. Well, on Blueprint, it's
a game that's it's a puzzle game, but you've got
to you've got so many steps to go through. In
each room you go through takes a step and then
it's you're basically trying to work your way to the
(28:59):
ending of this game. But each day you lose all
your progress or your inventory, everything but you gain knowledge
of what to do next. That's like every single day
it's game over. So every single every single day it
is game over. But are you're talking about in game days?
In game days?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay, I was gonna say, I was going to say,
it just sounds like you didn't bring your memory card.
But okay, right, so I count to your young kids
where you sat to save on a fucking memory card.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It depends on if you had a memory card. Sometimes
the game just yes, they didn't come with them either,
your parents. It's you had to convince if your parents
went text heavy enough, you had to convince them that
you have to restart the game every single time because
you can't save it. Yeah anyway, Yeah, keep going. So
it's basically a puzzle game where each room has its
(29:46):
own sort of quirks, its own differences in the way
that you've got it. So you've got keys, coins and gems,
and then there's certain doors you can you're able to click,
and then you can you're basically puzzling a blueprint to
get to certain spots on them. Right, So it's a
it's a big groundhog Day sort of thing. It is
pretty much a groundhog Day sort of loop and you're
basically doing the same thing over and over again, but
(30:08):
each day you find out more stuff. I saw a
very funny post today. What was the post? Someone shared?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Actually, it's been a fair few of them on TikTok
as well, where people like these fifteen year old kids
are making like, oh, this generation they're all soft and
young and whatever, and then the next generation they're all
old and grumpy and whatever, and they're like, this is
a tough generation and they'll put like they'll put nwa
(30:37):
and it ranges from the years of two thousand and
nine to twenty fourteen, like they're the toughest and they're
the most experienced. What the hell, brother, finish year tenth
finish sucking your tenth thirst man?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I saw another one. They're like, oh, kids these days like, oh,
Fortnight's great, and they go, oh, back when gaming was good.
You know what game they showed?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Star Wars Battle one? The new one?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Ah? Yeah, the new one.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And someone who's reposted and goes, damn, someone that's nineteen
is telling a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Off the twenty four saying that back to them.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Brother, it's like it's like it's different because gaming itself
hasn't massively changed in fifteen years. But me talking about
Ridge Racer, yous looking and go I don't even know
how to move.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
The controls of gaming have changed so much the twenty
five years.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
The polygons on a screen in Ridge Racer Type four
is still in three digits.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
This new games are enormost the millions of polygongs per
fucking frame. Yeah, Like like crash Bandicoot broke the PlayStation
one to make it work, Yeah, literally had That's.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What they say about Ridge Racer.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
They said that they knew the new console was coming out,
so fucking Namco We're like, well, let's people are going
to buy new consoles.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Let's make it. Let's see how far we can fucking
push everyone's console with this game. And that's why the
game's considered to be amazing because they just went, fuck it,
We're going to make the best game to dive and
make sure and push this thing right to the fucking limit.
It destroyed someone's playstatione We're going to make sure they
enjoyed that first ten minutes of the game. That's what
(32:25):
it was. And now we put.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Loop boxes and things it's too corporate now.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Now you've got to pay for everything you do on
a game. Before I used to be like, don't pirate games.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
But if it is created by anyone like EA, pirate
the fucking game see Ubisoft is now like it's the
original micro transaction. It's a fucking I don't like the view.
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm going
to be that guy. They showed the dev's team for
(32:55):
Assassin's Creed two and it's just normal nerdy blokes and
there's a couple of nerdy chicks. It's just like gamer
looking people, people who want to create games. They showed
the new one, what's the uh No. They showed the
team for Valhalla or something like that, and it just
looks like a Pride rally, and it's just like, now
(33:16):
I totally get why there's so much politically correctness in
its supposed to be semi historical fucking correctness game. And
it's like, they go, remember the first one there in
the in the trailer, I'll tell you I had a
fucking crossbow, and the fans like there was no such
thing as a crossbead. Then they took it out of
the game because it wasn't historically accurate. The first fucking
(33:37):
drop in Valhalla. You could buy a unicorn pirate ship
what it's like. You could buy a bright pink that
shoots out fucking rainbows with a unicorn on it or
something like that. As the first fucking DLC of Valhalla,
I think it was a launched a DC. What the
fuck is the launch a DLC on the release in
the FU game release content.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Done it for years, Broy've done it for it's one patches.
It's like, I don't even know why they sell discs anymore.
Yeah they do. They still do games.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Who who's someone like day one patches? But discs?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I've got a buy hard copy discs?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Like, now, what game?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What do you use?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Can't PlayStation? PlayStation? Five? Five? Okay, okay, you know there's
no PC.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
No, that's good to say, Like, well, Xbox is all digital.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Xboxes all digital? Now PlayStation?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Right, we are completely missing a full game, Mitch. Don't
even worry about the time. We've already funked up today.
We're completely missing again that you'll meet both love.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
What game is that? Haylo Reach? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Dude, right, how does Hailo Reach make you feel when
you play it, Uh, pretty good, pretty good, it's not
your favorite. Halo LA two was my second. Now that's
the first Hello I owned.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, but it was hard. I never completed until I
turned like eighteen. That's fair. But I did stop playing
it because I got a new console okay, and I'm like, oh,
you can play the old games. And then I finished it.
I was like, oh damn, Maybe I just was stupid
when I was six.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Maybe I just sucked. Did you ever speaking about sucking
at games when you're got like fucking five or six,
Do you ever have to get your parents to do
something for you?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, I was having to think about it before crash
band said crash bandicab literally, I've I remember when I
was a very young lad begging my mum to finish
a level on crash BANDICP. Did she Yeah, she's a
good she's a good trooper. That and Lego Star Wars.
She used to be my fucking co op companion when
my brother didn't want to play that little bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah, I was my Like my brother would have been
semi that and then like you would have just fucking
my brother would have been like, oh yeah, we'll help
you get through it.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And again, your brothers are like, wait, like either a
bit older than you're a bit younger.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I'm talking close, I'm talking Nathan.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, but Nathan would get to a point where he's
like a fucking so like if it's like a cold mission,
he gets to a point where he like, we're about
to kill the bad guy, and he'd go kill himself.
It'd be a game where it'd be a game like
where if he died, you had to wait for the
next person to die, or you got to a safe area.
But we're in a boss fight, so he's not coming back.
And then I he obviously did all the damage and
(36:32):
just was like, fuck jets, this would be funny.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, that's really funny.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It is really funny. The one thing he used to
fucking kill me on is he used to call it
rat shit and clank. Yeah, and I would fucking as
a six year old, you'd probably cry. Oh, it would
have been a time I cried. I would have been
a time I cried because he wouldn't have let up.
You know, my brother, he's not letting up on the joke. Yeah,
as soon as he sees like a little bit of
fucking pain in my eyes. He's like, this is good,
(37:02):
rubbing his hands to get a fucking biting his lip,
fucking his mmm, yeah, you can smell it comes running.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Towards it pretty much pretty much Fisher friends, not food
until Dorry's nose is bleeding pretty much right, and yeah,
he'd got it ratchet and clank until like it was
pretty much crying fair enough.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I wonder how much trauma did they give you, Jazz.
Not much.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
The only trauma that I'd say my brother ever gave
me is he would probably trap me under a doner
or put me in a cupboard, and it thought has
made me a little bit claustrophobic. Okay, I was a
lot smaller than my brother. It wasn't like he's a
year older than me and I'm a fucking bitch. I'm
like six and he's thirteen, right, so he's like dead set,
(37:50):
like pushing me into a cupboard and holding me there.
And it's not like how i'd do it to Jackson,
where if I'd put him in a cupboard, I'd leave
him for at like a minute. He'd happily just sit
there for half an hour and keep me in a Cupboardy.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Brother sounds like a week gouted dog.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Here's a week out of dog. That he's a week
out of dog. Now anyway, guys, thank you for watching
the Afternoon Attention. I'm Midi, that's Jazzer, that's Ryan. Check
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(38:31):
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Speaker 2 (38:41):
How am I feeling?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
First? Pot back off, a week off?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, you know, I feel rejuvenated, refreshed.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Ryan hasn't been back since. Now we've made it. Yeah, yeah,
now we're now we're a famous podcast.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Picked up by work. One of my work mates Saurus.
So I guess I'm gonna have to quit my job.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Now that's where we already have quit your job for you.
You're going in a little cage, so everyone across everyone
across the world. I just want to say, welcome, stick around.
If not, you're officially a Liverpool fan.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
What winners you're proud of this podcast, oh
Speaker 3 (39:39):
H h
This is the afternoon Detention. What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I've just been saying a real of some Mario Kart gameplay.
I'm really interested in this.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So they're singing that? Is that toad singing? Fucking? Is
that running through the nineties from Initial d.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't care. I'm just in it for the game play.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Who the fuck sent you that, Alex? Why would he
Why did he send you that?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Because did you read it?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It said me.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
When the evil police are chasing me when I'm trying
to go for a booze cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Ah, okay, so he's talking about your drink driving.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Alleged.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Here's a time machine going anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It died, it's gone.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It doesn't turn back up again.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, no, you know it was executed.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh so you've got you actually killed it?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, beheading dude.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Is it on what's the website again? Lively? Yeah? Is
it on Live Week?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, it's on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's on redit Yeah that makes sense, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Reddit category of porn. Yeah the dude quickly, Hello, welcome
to the attention. Look, we recorded two segments and they disappeared. Yeah, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, disappeared. No,
(01:57):
it wasn't because someone slept in today. All right, I
wanted to We all did anyway. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Anyway, so look we're talking about rugby league beforehand. We're
going to talk a bit more about rugby league. We
did tap over the latrell Mitchell. There's not much to
talk about it. The try was dirty. I loved it though, Yeah,
play the whistle jam and Salmon scored a try.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Does it make him a week got a dog? Well?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Because you bullied Ricky Stewart's son when he was ten,
Well no, but now is he a week got a dog?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Have you seen the fucking bloke's haircut? Yeah, you call
him we got a dog to his face?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Probably what's he gonna.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Do to me? Probably shake your hand and go, yeah,
I'm the week gotta know?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Even if I was like bullying him,
like he was like like, I'm like like, do you know.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
What you have a dream that you could you could
you could you do it? And you could do anything.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Like uh you know, like how he bullied ten year.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Olds all at a training session? Eh.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
So yeah, look we'll just touch on it, and I
think it's all right to talk about it because we
didn't talk about it before.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But uh, Mitchell Kenny as.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The Mitch Kenny is a weak gotted dog.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, I don't reckon he's weak gotted. Probably it probably
shouts beers.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It could shout you wild beer.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It depends how we betray him in the next segment
or this segment. So anyway, Mitch Kenny has been messaged
on a burner account. But that's well, I'm going to
make this point again because it doesn't exist because it
was never on the record because there's no audio on it.
But if you message a player because you're multi is
fucked dude. Maybe you're the one that there's a reason
(03:49):
for a betting limit on the fucking app if you like,
I don't get it. I really don't get it, Like,
why would you add in your multi a team it's
doing fucking terrible and go oh, I'm going to send
hate to the guy because I decided I wanted to
win fifteen hundred dollars instead of fucking five hundred dollars,
(04:10):
so I added a random leg dickhead. I don't know,
but he's made a better account, and he's gone to
message him.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It says this is deadly.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Telegraph shared the actual conversation because he put it on
his Instagram story. He messaged Mitch Kenny saying, from a
useless cunt, you fucking cost me a trillion dollars because
you're a fucking hug. Imagine having the greatest ever player
and not using him. So the most fucking mid common
(04:39):
Uh sorry, they're blurt out, so I'm trying to guess
what they're saying. The fucking mid cunt, the most fucking
mid cun on the planet can scoot the last play
instead of giving them to kick a field goal. What
could possibly been going through your fucking thick head? More
on fuck you? Now the funny bit about this, Mitch
(05:02):
Kenny has replied, send us your bank details. I'll send
him trillion dollars. Sorry, legend, that's really funny. That's so good.
Oh that's really funny bank statement.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Send me your BOSB, bro, I'll send your trillion dollars.
Oh fuck yeah, Mitch Kenny, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Bro, Dude, mate, that's a great comedic act.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, bro, I'd hang that on the fucking fridge.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Look, I know back in the day that you spid
the thing of like people being like, oh, when you
get drunk, you gotta be worried. I think it's even
better if you were drunk and your message to your
extra all right, stop messaging Mitch Kenny about how shit is.
He knows his shit, alright, he just fucking lost on TV. Okay,
the poor Blake's gonna go sit in the sheds and
be yelled at anyway. Well, they drew, but that's a
(05:53):
loss for a team that went for in a rows.
Go call your ex. You're probably a fat fuck that
owns a seventy five series.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's probably why he's in more debt than he's trying
to work it back. These are trillion dollars. Probably would
lose it all in the next what six weeks have
you got it?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Six weeks? Did you just play that bed again?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Lad? Yeah, just fucking rerun it.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Just rerun, rerun. Put your winnings back in love.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I love the people get the shits about the players
because they lose one leg off a fifteen league multi.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Why are you putting a fifteen league multi on? Because
that's just what they do. Man. They just put fifteen
league multis on. That's horrible. They just people. I look,
I used to be a fucking bad person for a
fifteen league multi but I would never fucking message a
person because mainly, I mean my fifteen league multies may
(06:42):
have been like, oh, Penrith to win, Storm to win,
and then twelve other Russian ping pong games happening at
three o'clock in the morning. No clue what they're doing.
I don't eeah.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's like, but you can't message those Russian ping pong plays?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, that's what was that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What was stopping? You don't try to fucking bully people online.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He doesn't. You may not have the way of doing it,
but Jess has the determination to do it.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'd love to see if anyone's game enough to have
messaged like Folk when he got knocked out by Islam.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I wouldn't be surprised if someone did.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
There's probably some Russians fucking sending him some hate, especially
when he beat Islam. Smack, all right, what's the fucking
popular that's fucking WhatsApp?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I hate that. I got that. You know how you
you know how you talk about like oh when your
when your apparentice pushes you guys, you're you're pushing thirty.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
It makes me feel older now that I have What'sapp?
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What'sapp? It's such an old person out. It's designed for
that too, isn't it old cunts? Yes, it's like Facebook Messenger.
Let's just recreate it and make it beige. Literally, that's
all it is. Well, it is owned by Facebook, so
what do you expect? Meta Anyway, your apologies accepted. Continuing
(08:13):
our metachat another thing on Instagram footy wise, that's our
made waves in the rugby league world. So Mentell brought
up the fact at the start before we fucked up
is that we didn't make the news for us because
we come up with a few points that like really
talk out everything. Ah Storm absolutely fucking fried the Tigers
(08:35):
sixty four nil on the weekend, absolutely fucking destroyed him.
And so that that gave Jerome Lewis dad the reason
to shore on Instagram, what's a player option activated or
leave clause activated? In rugby league? Weld's gone nuts the
(08:57):
moment because that's fun.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
As we know, Jerome Lewis was the big this year
that Tigers, who commonly known for coming at the bottom
of the table for the last ten years. Signed the
best probably one of the best five eights in the game,
and they're not doing too Boad. I'm pretty sure they
were top eight before this game the tenth Now, yeah,
they were top eight. So now people are wondering if
he's got a clause. I mean you got to think
(09:20):
people like I don't get why these clauses are here.
It's like, well, why would a good player ever sign
for a shit club? Then if there wasn't a clause
to fuck off, why would you ever go there?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Money, No, But like you're not I get because you
look at someone like Ben Hunt, who spent like five
years of the Dragons in the last two years, or
he spent longer. I'm pretty sure spend the last two
years of his time at the Dragons, going let me go,
let me I don't want to be here. I'm telling you,
I'm telling the news, I'm telling everyone I want to
go home, and they wouldn't let him go, as if
(09:51):
you wouldn't, like if you're Jerome Luai, who is dummy Hunt?
I mean five eight for the Blues, probably not this year,
but has been five eight for the Blues, one of
the most distant players. It's pretty much I think he
is five eights for Samoa as well. It's an international player,
origin player, and yeah, of course you're going to be like, well,
let me fucking go antya.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? I'm just gonna stop playing.
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, okay, he's on one point two a year or
one point one or whatever it is. But still, of
course you're gonna have player ups.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What do you reckon? The clause is said in it
though you can probably shop. There's probably something like if
they lose fifty il he can shop. Oh, or is
it like if the team goes blow top top eight
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
There's there's all different The clause is very so much
that's fair. Some are literally like if they're just unhappy,
they're going to be able to shop. Yeah, they can
activate it, but they've got a dead deadline to activate it.
They're what, they've got a deadline to activate their clause. Ah, okay,
that makes more sense. But like some would be like
if they're not happy with the move after July, before
(11:00):
July one or something like that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Before they start the finals run and stuff like that.
It could just be like yeah, halfway through the season,
you got to make this clause. Well, saying is that
we're around eleven, going back to a couple of pods ago,
like probably ten pods ago, twelve pods ago. You said
round round eight to round ten, you can sort of
start to guess who's going to win, like the rounds.
(11:24):
Let's go through and do some tipping and see what
what comes about it. So the games this week nights
and Parer of playing first on Friday, Thursday, Friday, it's
a Friday.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think it's a Women's Origins this week. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Bro, that's that's like a draw written. That is a
game that I like.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I don't think that's that's half the reason that's a
game you put on Channel nine.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's a game.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's just don't score points, bro.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Para can't hold fucking ball either.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
They have had an on they've had they had an
on week a couple of weeks ago, they've had an
off week this week. Back to the on week for Para.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think you'd get more entertainment out of fucking at
the wall. Okay, game after that is Bulldogs Roosters. Doggie's
win went through. Yeah, Dolphins Warriors. But the league sucks,
doesn't today, especially the top league. The league does suck.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What do you mean why has it been looking really good?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You mean league Metcalf Matcalf of little short bloke that
everyone counted out the other year.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, because he had one bad game. Do you reckon
Mitch from across the Ditch is gonna he is him
playing well too?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah? Do you reckon he's going to be playing Blues.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Uh if we have injuries, yeah, Mitch from across the
Ditch yea, if we have injuries, yeah, he'll probably play
mm hmm. And we can go back to because Bristers
will win this week to Cowboys Eagles. I want Cowboys
to win.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of me.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I just hate my apprentice to That's what I want.
That's why I wants to win. Shark Storm Storm storm Storm,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's not wet enough. It's not wet enough. It isn't
Shark Parks, so I don't think it's wet enough. Broncos Dragons, Dragons.
Broncos are in a whole na Broncos.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
They will get that will literally get. They lost the
sun Carp to pen Yeah that's fair. Yeah, but they
will literally get like crucified this week, like someone is
getting crucified, is fucking That'll be That'll be like actual
hangings in that team Raiders Titans has went throwing through Raiders.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm going to make the call. Now, this is my call.
Grand Final Doggies Raiders, Raiders upset win, okay, and the
last game Tigers Rabbits some really good.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's a draw that's got to draw written all over it.
So many Rabbits will win from come back again, not
just Trellie Mitt, but the Rabbits will be playing like
ship and then they will come back.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And some other news. Did you see as a man,
our favorite bloke of the podcast ever, the man who
definitely should have been in jail, I'm joking should be
in jail. He got to play his first game back
from his suspension this I did see that. And guess
what did he play? Yeah, he did it for a
quick Q Cup for C Cup, and you know what,
(14:49):
he is now facing head high charges he could be
facing and actually three weeks on the sideline. As for
a man of you know what he stats are this
year no one game played, one teenage girl put into jail,
and six fines.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Put into jail or putting the hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh I and one one get out of jail free
card because he's he plays with the Broncos.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Though, yeah, of course it reminds me of that meme.
There's one man that me and Cameron use a fair
bit and it's like this guy and he's like he's
acting as the principal and a jock and he's English
and he's like, that's it, because that's it. No more bigotry,
no more sexism, no more races in the school.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
He won't stand for it. The rugby play games, but sir,
that's some of my favorite things. He's like, that's okay,
if you do it. You can run really quick. That's
what it feels like that as a man got off
his ship, because it's okay, you can. You scored three
trials in the Grand Final ones. You can do it
if you want.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
We're not even going to show anyone your drug test,
even though that you probably had enough coke can in
your body to kill a baby.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I told I told Dared this. So look we're to
hitting record because we're talking about it's going to suggest
video games anyway. Welcome back to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
But we're talking like I was talking about like keys
schedule one right, and the thing that really because like
we're talking about where we're all up to, we all
play it, and I'm up to cocaine. And the thing
is I like games where you can build it to
become autonomous, and in the moment it becomes autonomous, I
lose interest. I'm like, what the fuck am I playing
this game?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I wish my game was autonomous because I would just
be at the cast all day.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I did that.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I did that, and I did a games work a
week of like in the game and that that took
me an hour or so.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Fucking bought.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I haven't played it since I had Probably the thing
is I had way too much money because every time
I went to a fucking dealer, they'd give me one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I'm just basically giving
him jars of cocaine to sell, plus weed, plus everything that,
like ye as you do, and they're fucking burning through
it because all of its top notch ship. Yeah it is,
(17:06):
it's all top not yeah, because I've done I've done
all everything that you have to jump. I don't jump it,
but I only jump ship that I ever give to you.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But got the mixing station just for and I got
I got to that stage and I'm like, I'm waking
to wait for four pm to gamble. Why don't I
just stay here gambling? I'm like, why am I playing
this game? Now? Yeah? Yeah, I can understand.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That gets boring, Madie, what buttons the sensor button?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So next time I have a funny joke like that,
I'll hit it. What do you want to hit it?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Can we not?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No way, no worry, We'll have to. We'll have to
actually cut that joke.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
If you shid something.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
No, no, I didn't say something. I held it in.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay, all right, if you're gonna hold it in next time,
cut that fucking sensor button.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good men. To say the joke now anyway, you know,
say it, say it, and if it's bad, I'll cut it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Nah, it's not as funny now about it. When you're
talking about giving me not jump stuff, I'm like, just
like real life, it's not that bad. I just didn't
want to didn't think you wanted to affiliate you being
(18:27):
a drug person.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm not a drug person.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Like giving me drugs. I don't give you drugs. I'll
give you ratsack allegedly, it's not a form of drugs.
For r's been thinking the you made this whole time,
joke's on you. No rats, girl on in your belly?
Br isn't rats like a form of poison? For like
(18:51):
that bike ride?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Rat rat damn former drug that bike riders used to use.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What like mode AJP like Valentino?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, before I take on the island, man, I just
pump a lot of rat sack. No, you mean truckers, No,
you BMEX riders before they take on the Olympics. He
comes daily here at the twenty two thousand and four
Olympics pumping a lot of rat sack.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
He's just come out of the cubicle. The next opponent
walks in.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
He's running to the blocks because he's running late, still
licking the credit cards. Is that what you want to
talk about? Lace Armstrong? The what that type of bike road?
Rock road? The guy that went on the moon, Yeah,
the guy that land on the moon.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Are you steroids, your fucking idiot? No, not rats, dude,
they used the blood dinners.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, I'm talking about Kim specifically, But that style of writing,
I can't believe you said bikers.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
B Yeah, the commenters just fucking turn up before I
go riding.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I do rat sack.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, you're sitting here a little fucking.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
We're gonna go shoot up. We're gonna go shoot up.
The hell.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You've got the sidecar. He's chopping it up. Everyone's just
pulling up next to him. I'm a cowboy, rat sick cyclist.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Mitchell, like the guy from the Moon, Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's do you reckon? They did some rat sack to
getting you know, like method acting. Oh no, you reckon?
They what's that movie? Oh? Oh do you reckon? They
did rat sack to get into character before they filmed
Wild Hogs. It's just Steve Chabby fucking pump. Is it Steve?
It's not even Steve, is it Steve? That's fucking I
(21:05):
know they did. Bouchet come into my head when he said.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
That, well, Bobbie Bouchet. He writes lawnmowers. Fucking Oh, Mitchell's
leaning on the moon now fucking in a cooler.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
That that that that's some high quality hitched to all anyway,
I wanted to talk about video games anyway. All right,
So rat sack all right, I would have just wanted
to look a bit back at nostalgic on games.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Look, me and Ryan have actually had a fair few
chats on this Discord. Video games nowadays kind of suck.
I kind of do suck. We all know they suck.
Mitchell doesn't even play them.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I do play them, just not often anymore because they
all suck.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Do you even have a Ryan like? Bloon Tail Defense
is old enough to call it classic? Now you don't
even have a new game that you like. No, you
played Arrivals and you fucking swear at the game.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I hate it, especially now after this weekend. I probably
will delete the game, to be honest. Yeah, we're not
repeating the joke. It has a very very aggressive R
word in it, and Ryan just meant the bloke. That's
all the context you get anyway. So I don't know
(22:22):
if you remember, but a year ago or so I
was test running speed running Ridge Racer Type four.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I do remember that. I'm now the.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Twenty six quickest in the emulator. The funniest thing is
my time that didn't get allowed with about a minute
and a half short, So I got to work out
how the fuck was that quick?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Again. Obviously I didn't hit many walls this time. I
keep hitting walls. But the thing that I want to
point out is, just like that game there is twenty five,
twenty six years old, I still think it's top three
racing games. Ever. Okay, let's go through your top three
racing games. So you got Ridge Racer four one of them.
(23:01):
What's the other two? Mm, I'd say fours of Horizon
three falls.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Horizon three actually did pretty well to encapsulate the same
sort of feeling of like driving. You know, driving a
car to me is supposed to take your mind off ship.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Ye, that's fair. It's not like driving Fourson three.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You just drive down to fucking Byron Bay or whatever
and you're chill, bela. This game sort of has the
same thing. It sort of has that. So it's in
like a lot of Japan and America. The American tracks
are at night. The Japanese ones are like sunset and dawn.
There's that very like care free time. You know, no one,
(23:37):
no one's bothering you, yep, and yeah, it just feels
like you just feel floating in a car. It's a
piece one game for fox sake, and then game three,
i'd probably say, just from my nostalgia from playing itself,
because I played at a funck load would be like
need for Speed. Carbon played that a lot, and it
(23:59):
was the first car that I ever realized the Porsche
Career GT was a real thing that makes sense out
of curiosity. How about the Midnight Prologue game that we
had for a while.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Ah, oh fucking night Runner. That one that's pretty good.
It's gone alright, it's still one man operated. So but yeah, look,
I just want to do a bit of nostalgia a
few boys. Look, we're all old gamers. I know Ryan's
answer already. What's a game that you's just like every
time you go back, it takes you back to being
really young because this game here, my brother had his
(24:33):
mate's house, like his mae had it, and they used
to look after us for about an hour after school
when my brother was still in primary school, so like
I'm in kindergarten, yar one.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I used to watch them play this game. And then
after that Dad borrowed it from Video Easy. I think
I borrowed it like three times. And now I own
that disc that the Video Easy one, Oh yeah, that
exact one on PS one And then obviously I haven't
had a PlayStation years, but now I played on the emulator.
It still does the same feeling. I'm still so excited
(25:00):
to play it. What's the game that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Does that for you? I know your I think I
know your answer. You gifted it to me.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, I bought I bought him Republic Commando the other
day and I've replayed it again. So it's pretty much
a game that I played like almost every year. That's
fair because I like, yeah, it's like you said, it's
like a game that I've had like when I was
like five or something, you know, like when I was
like really young, and that game is so funy that
makes sense. Oh my god, it takes me back to
(25:29):
like when it like when we had a backyard.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, it takes you.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
This sort of game takes me back to when you
were allowed to play video games for two hours on
a Friday.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, two hours.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
You got to play until pizza turned up, so you
got to sit out and watch eat pizza and watch
the footy with your family.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And after that, or you've got to get to play
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, or you got to you know, you pull out
the land and you get to slip out on the
land and watch movies.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, that's it. It takes you back to them. Yeah,
that's when it takes me back. That's fair. But what's
that for you?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Rock Rock? I had Crocked two. Kroc was awesome, wasn't it.
It was a good like old the Old Man had
a Pierce one, then Old Man had a Pierce one
and is also another one for me. It makes monocross
like the Chad red one. I don't know if it
was a Chad the one where you jump unleashed where
you jumped over when you go the freestyle map and
you jump over the I don't think it was a
(26:20):
freestyle mac. It wasn't. The Freestyle mach was a Pierce
one game. Okay, yeah there was that and Dirt Columber
Cray Dirt, the original one that was also a wicked
throwback game.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You know, it's one game that actually it's not new anymore,
but the one game that is actually I'd consider it
to be new considering I'm playing a fucking twenty five
year old game at the moment. Stray Stray Straight is
fucking like, what's it about? You're a cat, right, and
this is like there's a post apocalyptic world, and it's
like beyond, it's beyond like the disease, whatever happened. Okay,
(26:59):
it's fucking years beyond. Cats like have keep going. It's
not like a civilization of cats. You've got three other
cats with you. And the way that humans got past
it or tried to guarantine themselves, it's they made like
bunker cities, and it started with like the poor, the medium,
and then the richer people and all that blah blah blah.
And the thing is it's been gone for years like
(27:23):
this is like centuries after humans. But the service robots
have picked up the civilization. So wally, no, no, no, no, no,
they all talk whatever. But you are running across this trench,
this service trench. You're on the outside world. They don't
know that the world's green again. They think the world
is concrete because that's all they've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And they try to grow plants and try to survive
like humans.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
But you fall down and you go all the way up,
and there's this little society of robots that believe the
world's better. But because there's a sentinal sort of thing
that's trying to enforce them, no one can get out.
No one knows how to get up in trying to
do research, and you're as a cat, go around and
you help them out and they help you get higher
(28:06):
and higher, and then you find out you get all
the way to the top and your little bug companion
is actually the guy that created the thing and realized
his fucking systems broke down, and then yeah, he sacrifices
himself and you go back to your cat friends. Okay,
but it's a really like, really beautiful game. Does sound
really good? You would like it? Yeah, No, I've seen
I've seen it. Not even the cat thing.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I would have to I don't like that ginger cat though,
I'd have to monitor to not have ginger.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Or would you have to have a three legge a.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
White cat with three leagues?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's fair. One game that I've been watching my girlfriend
play a bit is Blueprint Tigger. Well, on Blueprint, it's
a game that's it's a puzzle game, but you've got
to you've got so many steps to go through. In
each room you go through takes a step and then
it's you're basically trying to work your way to the
(28:59):
ending of this game. But each day you lose all
your progress or your inventory, everything but you gain knowledge
of what to do next. That's like every single day
it's game over. So every single every single day it
is game over. But are you're talking about in game days?
In game days?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay, I was gonna say, I was going to say,
it just sounds like you didn't bring your memory card.
But okay, right, so I count to your young kids
where you sat to save on a fucking memory card.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It depends on if you had a memory card. Sometimes
the game just yes, they didn't come with them either,
your parents. It's you had to convince if your parents
went text heavy enough, you had to convince them that
you have to restart the game every single time because
you can't save it. Yeah anyway, Yeah, keep going. So
it's basically a puzzle game where each room has its
(29:46):
own sort of quirks, its own differences in the way
that you've got it. So you've got keys, coins and gems,
and then there's certain doors you can you're able to click,
and then you can you're basically puzzling a blueprint to
get to certain spots on them. Right, So it's a
it's a big groundhog Day sort of thing. It is
pretty much a groundhog Day sort of loop and you're
basically doing the same thing over and over again, but
(30:08):
each day you find out more stuff. I saw a
very funny post today. What was the post? Someone shared?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Actually, it's been a fair few of them on TikTok
as well, where people like these fifteen year old kids
are making like, oh, this generation they're all soft and
young and whatever, and then the next generation they're all
old and grumpy and whatever, and they're like, this is
a tough generation and they'll put like they'll put nwa
(30:37):
and it ranges from the years of two thousand and
nine to twenty fourteen, like they're the toughest and they're
the most experienced. What the hell, brother, finish year tenth
finish sucking your tenth thirst man?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I saw another one. They're like, oh, kids these days like, oh,
Fortnight's great, and they go, oh, back when gaming was good.
You know what game they showed?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Star Wars Battle one? The new one?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Ah? Yeah, the new one.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And someone who's reposted and goes, damn, someone that's nineteen
is telling a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Off the twenty four saying that back to them.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Brother, it's like it's like it's different because gaming itself
hasn't massively changed in fifteen years. But me talking about
Ridge Racer, yous looking and go I don't even know
how to move.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
The controls of gaming have changed so much the twenty
five years.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
The polygons on a screen in Ridge Racer Type four
is still in three digits.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
This new games are enormost the millions of polygongs per
fucking frame. Yeah, Like like crash Bandicoot broke the PlayStation
one to make it work, Yeah, literally had That's.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What they say about Ridge Racer.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
They said that they knew the new console was coming out,
so fucking Namco We're like, well, let's people are going
to buy new consoles.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Let's make it. Let's see how far we can fucking
push everyone's console with this game. And that's why the
game's considered to be amazing because they just went, fuck it,
We're going to make the best game to dive and
make sure and push this thing right to the fucking limit.
It destroyed someone's playstatione We're going to make sure they
enjoyed that first ten minutes of the game. That's what
(32:25):
it was. And now we put.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Loop boxes and things it's too corporate now.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Now you've got to pay for everything you do on
a game. Before I used to be like, don't pirate games.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
But if it is created by anyone like EA, pirate
the fucking game see Ubisoft is now like it's the
original micro transaction. It's a fucking I don't like the view.
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm going
to be that guy. They showed the dev's team for
(32:55):
Assassin's Creed two and it's just normal nerdy blokes and
there's a couple of nerdy chicks. It's just like gamer
looking people, people who want to create games. They showed
the new one, what's the uh No. They showed the
team for Valhalla or something like that, and it just
looks like a Pride rally, and it's just like, now
(33:16):
I totally get why there's so much politically correctness in
its supposed to be semi historical fucking correctness game. And
it's like, they go, remember the first one there in
the in the trailer, I'll tell you I had a
fucking crossbow, and the fans like there was no such
thing as a crossbead. Then they took it out of
the game because it wasn't historically accurate. The first fucking
(33:37):
drop in Valhalla. You could buy a unicorn pirate ship
what it's like. You could buy a bright pink that
shoots out fucking rainbows with a unicorn on it or
something like that. As the first fucking DLC of Valhalla,
I think it was a launched a DC. What the
fuck is the launch a DLC on the release in
the FU game release content.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Done it for years, Broy've done it for it's one patches.
It's like, I don't even know why they sell discs anymore.
Yeah they do. They still do games.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Who who's someone like day one patches? But discs?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I've got a buy hard copy discs?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Like, now, what game?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What do you use?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Can't PlayStation? PlayStation? Five? Five? Okay, okay, you know there's
no PC.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
No, that's good to say, Like, well, Xbox is all digital.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Xboxes all digital? Now PlayStation?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Right, we are completely missing a full game, Mitch. Don't
even worry about the time. We've already funked up today.
We're completely missing again that you'll meet both love.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
What game is that? Haylo Reach? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Dude, right, how does Hailo Reach make you feel when
you play it, Uh, pretty good, pretty good, it's not
your favorite. Halo LA two was my second. Now that's
the first Hello I owned.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, but it was hard. I never completed until I
turned like eighteen. That's fair. But I did stop playing
it because I got a new console okay, and I'm like, oh,
you can play the old games. And then I finished it.
I was like, oh damn, Maybe I just was stupid
when I was six.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Maybe I just sucked. Did you ever speaking about sucking
at games when you're got like fucking five or six,
Do you ever have to get your parents to do
something for you?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, I was having to think about it before crash
band said crash bandicab literally, I've I remember when I
was a very young lad begging my mum to finish
a level on crash BANDICP. Did she Yeah, she's a
good she's a good trooper. That and Lego Star Wars.
She used to be my fucking co op companion when
my brother didn't want to play that little bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah, I was my Like my brother would have been
semi that and then like you would have just fucking
my brother would have been like, oh yeah, we'll help
you get through it.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And again, your brothers are like, wait, like either a
bit older than you're a bit younger.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I'm talking close, I'm talking Nathan.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, but Nathan would get to a point where he's
like a fucking so like if it's like a cold mission,
he gets to a point where he like, we're about
to kill the bad guy, and he'd go kill himself.
It'd be a game where it'd be a game like
where if he died, you had to wait for the
next person to die, or you got to a safe area.
But we're in a boss fight, so he's not coming back.
And then I he obviously did all the damage and
(36:32):
just was like, fuck jets, this would be funny.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, that's really funny.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It is really funny. The one thing he used to
fucking kill me on is he used to call it
rat shit and clank. Yeah, and I would fucking as
a six year old, you'd probably cry. Oh, it would
have been a time I cried. I would have been
a time I cried because he wouldn't have let up.
You know, my brother, he's not letting up on the joke. Yeah,
as soon as he sees like a little bit of
fucking pain in my eyes. He's like, this is good,
(37:02):
rubbing his hands to get a fucking biting his lip,
fucking his mmm, yeah, you can smell it comes running.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Towards it pretty much pretty much Fisher friends, not food
until Dorry's nose is bleeding pretty much right, and yeah,
he'd got it ratchet and clank until like it was
pretty much crying fair enough.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I wonder how much trauma did they give you, Jazz.
Not much.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
The only trauma that I'd say my brother ever gave
me is he would probably trap me under a doner
or put me in a cupboard, and it thought has
made me a little bit claustrophobic. Okay, I was a
lot smaller than my brother. It wasn't like he's a
year older than me and I'm a fucking bitch. I'm
like six and he's thirteen, right, so he's like dead set,
(37:50):
like pushing me into a cupboard and holding me there.
And it's not like how i'd do it to Jackson,
where if I'd put him in a cupboard, I'd leave
him for at like a minute. He'd happily just sit
there for half an hour and keep me in a Cupboardy.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Brother sounds like a week gouted dog.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Here's a week out of dog. That he's a week
out of dog. Now anyway, guys, thank you for watching
the Afternoon Attention. I'm Midi, that's Jazzer, that's Ryan. Check
us out of the Safe Boys dot com or any
of our links in the description. It's on the Spotify,
it's on YouTube, or it's the Safe Boys Podcast on
Instagram and TikTok ah. Leave us a voicemail. It's on
(38:31):
our website. Yeah, we didn't check it this week. We
probably could have, but technical difficulties. Now, Ryan, people sleeping
in first part. How do you feel, mate?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
How am I feeling?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
First? Pot back off, a week off?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, you know, I feel rejuvenated, refreshed.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Ryan hasn't been back since. Now we've made it. Yeah, yeah,
now we're now we're a famous podcast.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Picked up by work. One of my work mates Saurus.
So I guess I'm gonna have to quit my job.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Now that's where we already have quit your job for you.
You're going in a little cage, so everyone across everyone
across the world. I just want to say, welcome, stick around.
If not, you're officially a Liverpool fan.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
What winners you're proud of this podcast, oh
Speaker 3 (39:39):
H h
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