August 6, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the Afternoon Detention. What up, ladies, the Gentleman.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome back to the another episode of the Afternoon Detention.
I've got my boy Rye right back on the couch
from the death. Now, mate, look, you've had plenty of
time to sit home, because let's be real, the car
is dead.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I would have been sitting home anyway if the cars alive.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So if you're sitting at home, let's say you've got
a lot of time to I don't know, indulging rugby league.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, yes, indeed, to watch a couple of games this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I watched the I watched a little bit of news
and watch much games because I was too busy vomiting
fireball on my friend.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Really yes, from a wedding.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But what I will say is great news weeks. So look,
we're going to go for another Tube segment pod because
this whole first segment is going to be all the
NRL and all the lovely news that we heard about
it this week. Now, look, I want to start this
(00:58):
is this week we're shouting back to podcast we did
a couple of weeks ago. I want to shout out
to my boy JC John Claude. You've started something and
it's one of the funniest things.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's one of the best things that it happened to
the league. Honestly, you've been doing it too much camera
mena mina, my apprentice had been rolling around site recently
just hitting everyone with the hood your thank god, dude,
because thank god because the Tigers this week Bro hit
(01:34):
hitting the Bulldogs with the game winning dry with it
was so funny, incredible, incredible stuff, absolute scenes in Canterbury.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is it so fine?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I went over and gets up and fucking throws one.
The whole team.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The whole team jumps in and starts throwing Madam hoods Now.
The best thing that I love about this The reactions
are so mixed, so many. There are some going this
is actually really funny. Boy loved it. He fucking loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But he's made it famous. He's made it famous.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He has made it famous by saying it's a fucking
car Flanigan.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm just doing it in general because I think I
saw I think it was him that did it on
the on the news one I think up before game
one of Origin.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, he like just in the background just hitting everyone
with the hood. Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He's he's the pioneer of something like he's made it
a trend. He's made it a trend. He's brought it
to our light. For those who don't know, it is
basically an arab rude finger?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Can I assume it is? But is that confirmed?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It is?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I've just seen a lot of old like a lot
of like Bulldogs fans, I guess saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, the thing that we loved, and we're talking about
this on the car over here, is that these Bulldog
fans have done this for fucking years to other teams,
and now the Bulldogs are launching an investigation in the
NRL to investigate the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
For doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Incredible scenes it starts, it's it's crazy. It's like, okay,
all right, it's a little bit rude. But does that
mean every time money your fans are going to do
it from now on, you're just gonna fucking fine them, because.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It is it. It's not like they're flipping off like
I swear a couple of weeks ago on AFL player
was like fucking flipping off a fan or something that
was yelling at him and he got in trouble some shit.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Are we looking at this too deep? Like I think so.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I think it's a mad celebration. To be fair, I
think it's a heck, I think celebration of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like you could come in and say the easiest thing, go,
I didn't know what it meant. My favorite TikToker does it. Yeah,
that's what my favorite TikToker does.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But like maybe I don't know, Maybe this is snowflake
culture and we need to kill the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, we're watching a sport of people like lose brain
brain cells, like the flashing into each other, and it's like,
oh but a little gestures after a game winning try,
a game securing try against Yeah, too far, mate.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Too far, too far, too far, too far that a
bunch of fucking bogans that get paid really highly Arabic
flipped off a bunch of bogans.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I did see someone say, oh man, I'm getting really
excited about n RL three sixty this week. Everyone all
these white pleas are going to be talking about the hood.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, Braids and NaSTA and then La Foundation. Why is
everyone on the L three sixty bold?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Braith's not bold?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, but Braith is, like he's the man. Yeah, Gerty's
good looking, Braith. Would you give him a couple of rounds? Yeah,
give him a cuddle, a cuddle. Look kissing the neck, Oh,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He can kiss my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I know why you're doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's so fun to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
One of the Tigers did. This's the thing I saw.
I would say it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They're like having to go like, oh fuck, bullshit. Someone
come out and goes these guys have had nothing all year,
they've lost all year, and they're going to flip off
the team.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's like, let them fucking go.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Not only that is a big game for him because
it's Galvin's first game back against the type.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Tried to hip drop blue Eye. What a dickhead.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I didn't watch the game, but I heard his performance
was fucking abysmal.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Galvins.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I didn't watch. I watched a little bit of it.
And yeah, not a game you watched, Midge. What's that
the Doggies Tigers game?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
No, I didn't watch it. I'll give your heads up though.
The meaning of it is take that. I like that,
but in some context it can also mean fuck you. Yeah,
yeah exactly. Yeah, thank thanks for checking that up. Mitch, Yeah,
that's good. I appreciate it. No, well that's it. It's like,
(05:58):
if that's the way.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The range of the context of it, then how do
you penalize it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You know what I mean? Like they could just be
going take.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That, yeah, take that, take that, take that four points.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, except I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The only person I think that needs to be charged
going off the video is Brent Nayden because he just
went hood hord Hord.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's like it's like he saw every person in the
crowd going, you get one, you get one, you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Get They would probably give it to him. It's Gordon
as the fucking Oprah Winfrey of the game. Check under
your seats, you're not there. There was probably they'll probably
the Bulldogs fans are probably just giving it to him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It would have been the funniest.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
The best to be a neutral just sitting there watching
that ship.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It would have been great to just be one of
the like the hardcore fans that sits there and you
can have like you got your little fucking ultra pack.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It would have been sick for that to happen to you,
because then you would have just been like about time.
I can get angry about something. How sick is this?
I'm going to yell abuse at these players. It's going
to be okay because I can.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Finally, Rachel Abus, it's justified because he flipped me off.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Exactly what is he going to say? Now I can
get away with it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So, yes, that was the horn, which are out of
that whole situation?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Where do you do you reckon that? Rank number one
in the news stories?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I think that's yeah, yeah, that's the best thing that
happened this week.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That happened. Now you brought up the second point.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, Well, it's a mixture of the hood, which I've
seen a lot of and Panthers are a bunch of cheaters.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Believe it or not. We cheat guys, believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I even did tell that trainer to run across.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Tell everyone what happened. Tell everyone, Well, there's a couple
of things that happened.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I think the biggest one that everyone's winted about was
the trainer running in front of Jaden Campbell's about to
take a kick. Uh and he went on to miss
the kick, screamed at the poor bull boy through the
fucking tea at him, and then went to apologize. There's
good on him. But yeah, everyone's saying that that trainer
(08:05):
was a a lot of people are saying that they
did it on purpose, which yeah they did.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean, yeah, okay they did.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
He missed two from that sideline anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, it's not like he was fucking on fire. And
from look if he was snapping that from right in
front the trainer runs across it, because that's even worse.
The trainer is running up like trainers in the wrong. Yes,
but imagine how worse it would be if he ran
in front of the kick and like across like laterally,
So say he's in front of the tent and he
misses that, and the need to be like, well that
(08:37):
is all the trainer.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But he was kicking it from No.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I still think it I I still think it's fucked up,
like it would have affected him.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh yeah, it does an effect to it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But it's also like if he doesn't run past him,
edon Campbell doesn't even kick that. Still he doesn't get
enough kicking practice in times, don't know how to score.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Tryers a lot against it. He had a couple we
had we had a little we had a little ep,
didn't we Yeah, well, Taga decided to do a professional
foul get sent off for ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I don't remember. I just remember I think I was
cooking or something, and then I turned around. I saw
he made a tackle or something, and I was like, oh,
that doesn't look good. And then I turned around and
turned back and he's gone.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Can you check what the charge was on Isaac Tago? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
And then after that they just conceded two tries, which
I think buttons in the lead memory.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Nathan Cleary with the ice in his veins.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Nathan Cleary snaps the forty cop the shitty pass and
still made the conversion.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The forty yard fucking forty meters fucking drop go.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then the other face of cheating that we did
is Brian Tone knocked out the winger.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Attempted to murder someone.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, bit of a bit of a question of one
where they call it us cheating because that's a bunker blunder.
Oh yeah, it's just I've watched that online and it
is just you could see, like in fast motion, you
can't tell that he clips his head, all right, Yeah,
you can't really tell that he clips his head. And
you can see in the video, there's no intent to
knock him out. It's just a collision in the how
(10:06):
it's happened. But you've slowed the video down and then
you're going, he doesn't ground and he's also out, and
you're like, is he out of the field or do
you mean he's out.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of fucking consciously ground? The only thing he did wrong was.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
His thought was out? What was out?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, well that's it. And they'd look past the knock,
like knocking him out that was crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, Look, I don't think Brian gets charged.
I don't think he gets it. I think he gets
attendant in the bin.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
That he probably should have got ten in the bin,
but I don't think.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Because if we're going off the rules this year, yeah,
ten in the bin one hundred percent. That's a contact
with the head. Does he get charged now it's completely incidental,
doesn't like, it's just whatever it happened.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But he knocked the cun out of course. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
So Isaac Tago round twenty two care less heights, careless
high tackle, three thousand dollars. Fine, that sounds about right, Yeah,
better take I think that sounds about right. Zach Joe
got the same one a he got the.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Same he got.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
He got a less side tackle with a thousand dollar fine.
No suspensions. No suspensions for this round. Ooh like for
Panthers anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to say we cheated.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
We're definitely cheated.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
They're going to say we cheated. They're not going to
get suspension either. That's fucking wild. So yeah, we still won.
It probably doesn't help me one by two points. We
because I remember, oh no too, too stopped the the
field goal.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The goal, No, that too, the score that was to
draw the game. He went to Golden Point was the
school We went to gold Point for the Panthers Titans
twenty six okay, because yeah, I don't. I didn't get
to watch it because I was at the wedding. I
was currently in the in the chapel, I was I
was playing, Oh you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was praying to God, praying through the knees meat
and then drinking people drinking Roadies in the car to
the reception, which was fun, pretty standard from yeah Jack.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I was happy because I had extra beers for him. Nice.
He guys coming in, he gets what I go. Here's
two beers for the road he goes, oh bro.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Thanks big Bro, Thanks Bow, thanks big Bro. I've got
to vomit now, two free beers. He did vomit as well,
all runded Nana at home. Okay, okay, yeah, good, good
on him.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What a legend. So he's one of the best, one
of the.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Best, one of the best, greatest of all time.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
So we are going to now point number three in
the NRL. Now this one has somehow taken a little
bit of a back seat. And I've just read it
before it and I didn't realize this guy might actually
be a funck with all right, not only from what
he did, but from past experiences and how he keeps
(12:45):
getting into shit. So we're talking about James Hooper, who
is the NRL correspondent in Fox sometimes appears on NROL
three sixty L three six. He's just full of drunken
funck wits at fuck up. Yeah, Kensey was one of them.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, the've only had two that I remember.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Still two more year like a year, yeah, a year's space.
They've sacked two people from drunken related.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Thing is so goodnor me James Hooper, I think it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Was out in near likeheart has crashed his high lugs
into a parked car, got out and ran away.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Him getting out and running away is crazy and run away.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Problem was he ran down the road to a point
where it was a coulder sack. So he turned around
and ran back. This is a this is a witness account.
Turned around and ran back and the cops were there.
They tested him five times over the legal limit.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Damn, damn. That's some fucking fta. He must really believe himself,
Like he must have so much self confidence on the
drink man, It's like, I don't know when I get tipsy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm like, well it isn't. This is the first time
he's had a du.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, I know you're saying rap sheet here, which is crazy.
So in twenty eighteen, Hooper was charged by the police
for destroying and damaging property. In twenty twenty, Hooper was
involved in an altercation on air with Triple M with
the broadcaster Anthony Marone, which resulted in Maron walking out.
(14:25):
There was accusations that he was bullied by Hooper, Gordon
Tallis and Paul Kent.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Who the other drunken dickhead is. Oh my god, there
is that?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The video is that the video of cartersac it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You want to play it, we can play it.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh, let's him hit in the car.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Nice, then there's the damage from it. And then here's
him running back. He's doing a runner. He's just running
up the street.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's how weird is that the witness is called Paul
Green as well. Yeah, and then you can a see
him run back.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
To the car, like to start it and then try
and drive off or.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
No, he runs back to the cops. The cups stop him.
The cups fought up pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh yeah, so other things he's done. He's basically fucking
pissed off the Batuta advocate, saying that they're a bullshit.
No one remembers who their name is. That's not the
people I want to fucking tell that they don't know
who their name is. The biggest satirical, fucking newspaper all
of Australia. In December twenty twenty three, he missed a
(15:35):
flight on a promotional trip for the NRL and another
journalist had to take his duties.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's how that's not just instant dismiss he must be
a great journalist.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
This is before. This is stuff before the next segment
is sacking. All right, so it says in twenty twenty
five and yeah, twenty twenty five in March, and when
they went to Las Vegas the opening weekend of the NRL.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
The Sydney Wore.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Herold reporter reported that he became an invisible man as
far as work was concerned. Hooper failed to appear on
the programs he was scheduled to be on, including an R.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Three sixty where he has a regular gig.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Hooper was also did not file his regular comedies. He
went to fake pretty much.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So FORUD, it's basically saying then, without accusations, he went
to Vegas and just got fucking bend.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, it just went on a bender. He just went
on a fucking bender and didn't turn back up. It's
a they're saying he resigned from this whole. He resigned
after all this stuff from the crash. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, So who he's.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what they Fox Sports.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The managing director Steve Crawley, so that James has been
a great contributor since he joined this in twenty sixteen.
He's also battled some significant personal issues from time to time.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh rearly, but he's.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
His final quote about it or his apology is I've
let the game of rugby league, my employers, my wife,
and my kids down terribly. Clearly, I'm not handling the
tough side of the job. Hopefully this is the punch
between the eyes that will set me straight.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Brother, So what the other six incidents weren't It took
you to fucking put your life into rears.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's a tough gig.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You got to keep drinking every night.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
He put your life into. I can't believe you had
a job as long as you fucking did.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, after the Vegas shit, I don't expect the sacking off.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
His Wikipedia is just scandals, that's all it is. There's
no fucking he can't even mind out where he's born
or what he's done. It is just a list of
his scandals. That's what I was just reading off. Then
it's just a scandal list. That is like some absolute
crazy rugby league journalism right now?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, who else would you want on that sport? Though
probably you don't want like credible fucking journalists. You want
like dogs. James Gray would be hectic. Yeah, but he's
a former player. Yeah, and he also just tells if
you went a former player and you're a journal for
the NRL.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you want to be.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You'd want to be a drunk.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Telling everyone.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Do a nine thirty segment I reckon, like, just so
it's late all the time, and get him and Hectic
Fred just get them to do like a week that was.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That would be the coolest fucking regon.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They just take over the Maddie John Show. They take
over the fucking mention just for a week, just for
one episode a year. Yeah, and Hectic Fred just let
them two fucking cool ship. It's just j C just
abusing the dragons.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All he's doing abusing cold FN the whole time.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Is car flying and the dragons just getting hopping it.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So, look, we're getting to the point the end of
the Rugby League season.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Final notes. I want to share for those who didn't
believe me, Panthers are going five in a row. Baby,
so what we get camera? Honestly, they're honestly the scariest,
like the next scariest team. They're just winning doggies. You,
just as the Tigers Storm don't have Jerome and they
(19:35):
almost lost the fucking the Eels on the weekend. I
can't even tell anyone else is because there's no one else.
That's really a problem to us. We're going five in
a row.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We're going to make top four first, no team, no
team outside.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We're doing for the bottom. Baby, what team does it
from the bottom? I want.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
We're talking about a couple of weeks ago over at
the bottom. Guess what, baby, fifth place, and we're coming
for that fucking top four. I reckon we'll get it
reversing through the top four the next six weeks.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think
we'll make it.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
But mate, all we have to do until we run
out of trainers to stop cheating, will be right.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
We had a couple more trainers, I reckon, we have
a good crack at it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, keep getting trained.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
We just need to find out who the worlds are
playing and send our trainers over there.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
All right, Yeah, so Rugby League, stay tuned, baby.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Guys, Look, it's been a little bit since we psychoanalyzed.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Ryan to one of our favorite things to do on
this podcast. I love it. Ryan loves it too.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
So look, I've gone on to chat GPT and I've said,
give me ten questions that I can ask my co
host that are funny.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, so we've got ten questions here.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I've gone through it and made him remake ones that
weren't relevant or weren't funny. But let's let's go through
and we'll see what he answers with these. Question Number want,
if you were arrested with no explanation, what would your
friends assume.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You did drink driving driving?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
James Super Yeah, No, you guys would though, Yeah, we
jog about it too much.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You'd be for sure.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Everyone everyone would say, do you You.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Don't even drink drive anymore? Anything?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That's because I might have already got done. They can
said that, Yeah, I fed alcohol to the car itself
and decided not. I don't want to not drive.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
You anymore, mate, Yeah, not doing this ship anymore. You're
not doing this.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Question number two, what's the most embarrassing thing you believed
as a kid that you would probably shouldn't admit now?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I got broken to like pretty early that like, but
what's fake? Like fucking like? What is something I don't believe?
Something really weird theory you believed as a kid. That's like,
what the fuck did I think that was true? For?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't know any sexual organ ship.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
No, probably like circumcised people are like cleaner. I guess,
I don't know. You don't believe that. No, I just
thought you might have a bit more of an imagination
or something like that. No, No, it was pretty bland
as a kid a nothing actually vegetables being bad. That
(22:22):
was a good one.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You were pretty bladed by the sounds of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right. Question number three, not enough salt in my dietary?
Not enough salt at all?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You probably will full of creams mateyeh, little dehydration. If
your life was narrated by Morgan Freeman, what moment would
he struggle to keep a straight face describing birth?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I don't know, honestly, the whole my whole life.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's not a bit. What about a certain bit, I
don't know, not the not the soccer trip when you
come back with ice in the veins.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, he would be super serious about that. You don't
find all the times that I've vomited on, like out
in public.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
On the on the fucking on the train. But then see,
that would just be a montage of vomiting.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, it'd be it'd be a TikTok editor. Just me
vomiting with It'd be a subway surfer, except I'm just
on the train.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Subway surfer vomit the ice in the veins, I reckon
it would be fun.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
That's a good one. Yeah, he'd keep a straight face
for that one, though.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
If we spoke about the ice in the veins, we
probably Ryan coming back from being at the club longer
than everyone else, walks half an hour longer, walks into
the cabin doing the ice in the veins gesture, and
we're like, no, way, what happened.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Did you get a route?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
He goes, nah, your finger.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
A girl or something, and he's like nah, We're like,
what happened? He goes made out of the chick. We're like,
you're twenty seven cunt reading that.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Well, you guys are wear home, you're fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
The problem was I had to go because everyone else
was fucking standing there, and I'm like, well, this isn't
working and it's annoying me that everyone's here.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So if I say that sounds like excuses.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Everyone was like, Oh, let's just stand still in the
middle of the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's like, yeah, we look old already. I wasn't even
like the worst.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
The worst part of the night was Chris fucking yelling
at those islanders. Oh yeah, Chris bring out the front
of the macat yelling at that chick that was like
eighteen or something apparently.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So so yeah, we're out the front of macas on
King Street and Chris is so the mac is there,
they've got it security and you can only go into
buy and only come out. And Chris is talking like
he's an islander in front of these two tonguans that
are easily one hundred and forty kilos but not fat,
like these are fucking Jason Twilo boys.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Big rugby boys.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, these are front rowers in fucking Sydney Shields, so
sort of player. And then there's one of them where
this chick was running out of macis and jumped over
a puddle and she and he goes, oh, watch up
for the puddle and she said, fuck up, cunt.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
She told him to fuck up.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
See that's that's way worse than what I did.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I did that.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's hard joke because I was half serious with I
was coming home with Roy and I was like, oh, like,
I was like fuck this shit, this fucking sucks, Like
in the car and Roy's like who gives a fuck
broke fucking go in there, be proud or whatever. So
I thought, oh, that'd be funny, Like at least Chris
has been serious and they just got todd.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
They shut the fuck up. Yeah, I wanted to leave Chris.
I wanted to leave him after that.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
That would have been Yeah, man, I'm actually sad I
miss that, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Number four, what's the weirdest thing you'd do if you're
invisible for twenty four hours?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Weirdest thing?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, weirdest thing you do? Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What do you guys find weird? I just a question
for you, mate, weirdest thing, huh? Like, does it have
to be illegal or you're invisible and no one will
catch you? Weird doesn't mean illegal mhm, but now it's
going to catch you you're invisible. I don't know, man,
Like I can't do anything anyway. Usually if you're invisible,
you wouldn't do anything. I would know be invisible, to
(26:21):
be honest, okay, weird usually means legal, but creepy okay, okay,
So what would you do weird?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I would like I would like.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
To like probably fuck with people, like like touch their
faces and ship.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, a bit of face touch.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, a bit of face touch. You don't know, like
not face touch, but like you know, you.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Flick their whose girlfriend? Would you go check? Uh medies?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Because I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Thanks Ryan.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I was gonna say mum, but I'm like, he's definitely
gonna say my mum. I had the divert. I had
the divert.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You could have said, Zoe, she doesn't listen to this if.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
She would have got away with it pretty far away though.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, twenty four hours. Man, how much time have you got?
A number?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Five?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
If you had to fuse two animals to make your
new personal mascot, what would they be and what would
you call it?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
What would what two animals would.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I fuse to make you on your mascot?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I'd fuse my two cats together, so then i'd have
one normal cat.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It'd be one six legged cat.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, it's close to normal.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What would it be called? Then? A cat? Here's a cat?
What do you call it? Cat? With a ca?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Captain Silas or how you can bind their names. It'd
be probably Captain Silas. That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Captain Silas, that's good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I'd smack the shit out of it, though.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
What's the most embarrassing mistake you've made at work that
still haunts you.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I did yell out but that an apprentice had a
crush on her fellow worker, and then she then was
like she then like came up to us and was like,
you said that. That was pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Tell us more.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That was just like I said. I said to like
the apprentice. I was like, oh, your crushes, come and
eat to do something, you can go hang out with her.
And she heard me and then like come up to
us and like staunched this.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
What do you say?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I was like, Oh, I think look's got a little
crush on you.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
What she staunched about? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
That's what I said. Oh, so when she goes, who
was that, you're like both of us? Actually, yeah, that
was pretty bad. The same the same job. I like
blew up a board as well, So that was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Do you somehow still have the job at number seven?
What's a hell you're willing to die on even if
you know that it's completely wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
A hell that will die on? Yeah? I don't know
really yeah, probably nah. It means like it's a point. Yeah,
not Rudy Hill. I know you did. Rudy Hill Hill
sixty six. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I've got no moral, so I'll just change my opinions,
like all the time you got to pick one on
your strong opinion. You're going to answer these you?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think I know the one that Ryan will die on?
What one? The one that he'll always change his opinion
to match to everything? Really, it's not really a hill
to die on though, is it exactly he's dying on
it now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, like I think i'd call you like, I'll die.
I'll keep calling you fat.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Even if I lost weight. Yeah, you'll die on the
hill that I'm fat. Yeah, I'll just keep trying to
bully you.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Is it a good one? If your childhood bedroom could talk,
what's the first thing it would roast you for? That's
all one said? What are you going to keep shoving
carrots in your We don't need to hear your.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
When do you keep playing with the TV room mate
like that and keep ending up in your room?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Fortituty monituty? Well, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Would say? It'd be a little bit specific. You can't
just go and waking.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Me and Matt shared a bedroom for like ages, bro.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So don't tell me you can join twins.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
No we weren't.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'll pull you off. You pulled me off.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It's like it's like the sleepy hand or whatever, the
sleepy hand, except you don't have to wait half an
hour about your room. Now, my room now would be fine.
It wouldn't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It'd probably just race you for how much you sleep? Yeah,
the what the fucking ear? This guy has no fucking life.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I probably I probably slept. Oh no, I wouldn't have.
Are you seeing trouble for sleeping on the lounge at home?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
So it's so all you do now as well? Yeah,
but now I don't get in trouble because you own it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, we got number nine. What conspiracy theory do you
kind of believe in? But don't tell anyone because you
know you don't want to sound cooked the Epstein list?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Go on, go on? Explain what he is true about it?
What do you think is true about it? There is one?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Give us a bit more. I think he gave everything
the last episode he had to go at me. He's like, fuck,
I have heaps on that ship about fucking how well
you told me about how last week you were talking
about the links between Epstein and the massade. Yeah, oh
it's Gallaine. Maxwell's dad was a fucking part of the massade.
Dude like closes the hell you're dining as well? I'd
(31:48):
probably well yeah, but i'd die from a fucking Israeli
drone strike talking about his ship.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
So you're ticking off all the boxes that it's Israeli
put like bad, Do you reckon it's why the conflict
and shit's happening?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
No? I think that the conflict is happening because they.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just now but I mean, like the American side of
them just blindly following Israel to murder it fucking.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
American, Like, Americans aren't in there. It's just Israel just
bombing Gaza.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Aren't they just sitting off the shores launching missiles.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I don't think America was whether they did.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
They've launched missiles. They have, they have in Iran, but
I think they've only done.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It wort, but that's Iran, Like that's different.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
That's because he's is pushed by the Israel. He's pushed
by those Zionists. Israel's like, maybe you should start boming
people or everyone's gonna find out.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Trump. Fuck the kid knows.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Mm hmmm uh yeah. Yeah, so that's your that's your
conspiracy that you don't care.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
What you look like, that I don't care what I
look like.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
You don't say you don't say it, but you fully
believe in it, like you you reckon people think cooked
because you like it too much.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, if I like went on a tangent, I guess yeah, people,
well look at it. Look at everyone now, like everyone's
like sort of like put off because it comes off
as like, oh, you're like one of those people that
just like gars or like march and stop the harbor bridge.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, that belt wild. Yeah, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I thought they would have left one lane open. I
would have been like, let's leave one lane open and
only let emergency vehicles through because apparently like.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Oh yeah, I think it's yeah, yeah, they like shut
down like yeah for emergency vehicles and shit, which.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Is pre fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Why did you just be like this is the ambulance signing,
let's just let ambulances through. Don't care about fucking John
oh and his accounts. Just have an IDEO mate, have
an idea, all right.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Last question, if we had survived the zombie apocalypse together,
what useless.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Skill would you bring to the table. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
There's no really useless skills, are there?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
But like think about it. Obviously you can't say i'd
bring jiujitsu or some sort.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Of well that's a useful skill.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, Like what it's like like I could say, like
i'd put to the table that I would fix all
the doors in the shelter. It's like, okay, Like what
it's not going to stop us from the zombies if
the doors can swing perfectly, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What I mean? So you can't say I could fix
the lights because that would help.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Me.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Having the doors swing perfectly would be like it may
actually help because if it swings perfectly, you can shut
them quicker.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
No, but if you if you can jam them sharp, MIDI,
it makes it harder to open where if they swing
perfect we meant to get out then yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
If you run them back to base and you've got
it like you're shutting it on a zombie, the swinging
quickly is probably going to make it easier for you
than anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Bro, I'd be like one of the first to go.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You'd be all right, you just need to eat much
and you're quick. You'd be the biggest pussy.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
All right, I would last a little bit, but then
i'd like walk outs on die.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You wouldn't be the hardest person to maintain. You barely
need a ship because you don't eat.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, with a little liquid poo poos. So psychoanalyzing me
like that, you got now come come up with a
useless thing that you could do with the team.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Umm, well, one that I could think of that you
can't use it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You're gonna think of something else different, One that you
would bring uselessly to us because we happen to live
in Penrith.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is fishing.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, you can just go down the river and there's
one spot where you can fish. Yeah, there's a lot
of spots you can fish, but.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
You've also got to sit there. You're fucking fishing.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah yeah, but if that's your only food shore sauce
in the area, you've got KFC.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Zombie apocalypse. The worst is going to be. That's one
of my other use of skills. I know how to
bread up a zinger and some fucking I know how
to how to ask for extra so I know how
to I know how to fried caves chicken. If I
have the right equipment in the right herbs and s.
Vice is presented in front of me. If I'm in
a kh catching, I can cook for us.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The only useless thing I could think of is because
recently I've been yelling at soccer. It's like something to
do with yelling.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I can alert the zombies. Yeah, yeah, because I can
yell at them.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I can yell at them. I can tell them I'm
pissed off.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Maie what I've got. I'm interested in your one here?
What would your useless skill be, Bud.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Probably being able to eat a whole packet of food
in like three seconds, nice, like depending what food.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Is, like a chocolate bar or something that's hard. That's
hard because that's useful to you, Yes.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But it's useless for everyone else because you wouldn't have
time to stop me from rationing.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
You're just saying that you just can be a fact kind.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Of yeah, a fact. Cut. I know that for a fact.
I didn't say you were as you said You're going
to be.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yes, And if I'm going to be dealing with a
zombie apocalypse, I'm gonna eat as much food as I
can and just walk out the fucking door.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
How we going for time? MINDI we good?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
About right, what's the how far in this? We're about
seventeen seventeen. Let's do two minutes of listening. Some really
fucking useless skills that you could get doing Nick Zombie.
I've got one that I know that I can do,
fold a T shirt in a second. I don't know
where that's going to help us, but I can fold
a T shirt in a second.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Fucking follow I ka building instructions by uh sorry, I
got one, getting all the spaghetti, all the letters in
the spaghettios, and spelling out naughty words. I can edit
our podcast as soon as it happens, because people are
(37:44):
gonna have time to listen to podcasts. Yeah, do you reckon?
You'd get a good listener ship if like you started
doing a pod in zombies.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I start doing like a what if you did like a.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Vlog and you're like out there, like I'm fucking filming
this zombie.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
But where would you put it?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
That's the question Gorilla radio bro exactly put it on
the we're going live.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
We're going live, going live, Yeah, broadcasters straight to.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
You can like you can like like just censor out
all the violence.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, I wouldn't want it to we wanted to pass
the sensors.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
If it's Gorilla radio, there's no senses but like that's
like that's for the uncut version.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Ah okay, and then you just want the.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Cut your second seconds and then put a video up
in the cinemas every so often, walk in plaky thing
and hit playing.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
My next useless skill to partially recite the movie Team America.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just a couple of scenes. A couple of scenes.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I promise I'll never die, I'll broatherly come up to
my little brother at the wedding. It's like ten eleven.
I guess yes, yeah, what everyone has aids.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
It's like, that's so fucking good. Yeah, you must have
just watched it, all.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Right, one more, one more from you, another use of
skill that you don't You don't have to do it.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
What do you think would be one?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
It's useless, Um, holding you my microphone correctly?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, holding a microphone correctly. I got one for medi
it's checking for the audio before we start.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
It's because you play with a fucking microphone cord. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
And he started happening in the second one, but he
started going like this, and I'm like, yeah, that's why
it's crackling. I'm like, if you see at the start,
I'm like trying to hold it like this, like I
gotta let go the x LR and I look at
you and you're.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Like, yeah, just fucking slur.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
So, yeah, that's uh Mitch, you got my more useless
one before you script up.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Now I'm just going to start the script anyway. Guys,
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This is the Afternoon Detention. What up, ladies, the Gentleman.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome back to the another episode of the Afternoon Detention.
I've got my boy Rye right back on the couch
from the death. Now, mate, look, you've had plenty of
time to sit home, because let's be real, the car
is dead.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I would have been sitting home anyway if the cars alive.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
So if you're sitting at home, let's say you've got
a lot of time to I don't know, indulging rugby league.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, yes, indeed, to watch a couple of games this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I watched the I watched a little bit of news
and watch much games because I was too busy vomiting
fireball on my friend.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Really yes, from a wedding.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But what I will say is great news weeks. So look,
we're going to go for another Tube segment pod because
this whole first segment is going to be all the
NRL and all the lovely news that we heard about
it this week. Now, look, I want to start this
(00:58):
is this week we're shouting back to podcast we did
a couple of weeks ago. I want to shout out
to my boy JC John Claude. You've started something and
it's one of the funniest things.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's one of the best things that it happened to
the league. Honestly, you've been doing it too much camera
mena mina, my apprentice had been rolling around site recently
just hitting everyone with the hood your thank god, dude,
because thank god because the Tigers this week Bro hit
(01:34):
hitting the Bulldogs with the game winning dry with it
was so funny, incredible, incredible stuff, absolute scenes in Canterbury.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is it so fine?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I went over and gets up and fucking throws one.
The whole team.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The whole team jumps in and starts throwing Madam hoods Now.
The best thing that I love about this The reactions
are so mixed, so many. There are some going this
is actually really funny. Boy loved it. He fucking loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But he's made it famous. He's made it famous.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He has made it famous by saying it's a fucking
car Flanigan.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm just doing it in general because I think I
saw I think it was him that did it on
the on the news one I think up before game
one of Origin.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, he like just in the background just hitting everyone
with the hood. Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He's he's the pioneer of something like he's made it
a trend. He's made it a trend. He's brought it
to our light. For those who don't know, it is
basically an arab rude finger?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Can I assume it is? But is that confirmed?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It is?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I've just seen a lot of old like a lot
of like Bulldogs fans, I guess saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, the thing that we loved, and we're talking about
this on the car over here, is that these Bulldog
fans have done this for fucking years to other teams,
and now the Bulldogs are launching an investigation in the
NRL to investigate the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
For doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Incredible scenes it starts, it's it's crazy. It's like, okay,
all right, it's a little bit rude. But does that
mean every time money your fans are going to do
it from now on, you're just gonna fucking fine them, because.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It is it. It's not like they're flipping off like
I swear a couple of weeks ago on AFL player
was like fucking flipping off a fan or something that
was yelling at him and he got in trouble some shit.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Are we looking at this too deep? Like I think so.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I think it's a mad celebration. To be fair, I
think it's a heck, I think celebration of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like you could come in and say the easiest thing, go,
I didn't know what it meant. My favorite TikToker does it. Yeah,
that's what my favorite TikToker does.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But like maybe I don't know, Maybe this is snowflake
culture and we need to kill the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, we're watching a sport of people like lose brain
brain cells, like the flashing into each other, and it's like,
oh but a little gestures after a game winning try,
a game securing try against Yeah, too far, mate.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Too far, too far, too far, too far that a
bunch of fucking bogans that get paid really highly Arabic
flipped off a bunch of bogans.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I did see someone say, oh man, I'm getting really
excited about n RL three sixty this week. Everyone all
these white pleas are going to be talking about the hood.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, Braids and NaSTA and then La Foundation. Why is
everyone on the L three sixty bold?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Braith's not bold?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, but Braith is, like he's the man. Yeah, Gerty's
good looking, Braith. Would you give him a couple of rounds? Yeah,
give him a cuddle, a cuddle. Look kissing the neck, Oh,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He can kiss my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I know why you're doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's so fun to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
One of the Tigers did. This's the thing I saw.
I would say it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They're like having to go like, oh fuck, bullshit. Someone
come out and goes these guys have had nothing all year,
they've lost all year, and they're going to flip off
the team.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's like, let them fucking go.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Not only that is a big game for him because
it's Galvin's first game back against the type.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Tried to hip drop blue Eye. What a dickhead.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I didn't watch the game, but I heard his performance
was fucking abysmal.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Galvins.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I didn't watch. I watched a little bit of it.
And yeah, not a game you watched, Midge. What's that
the Doggies Tigers game?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
No, I didn't watch it. I'll give your heads up though.
The meaning of it is take that. I like that,
but in some context it can also mean fuck you. Yeah,
yeah exactly. Yeah, thank thanks for checking that up. Mitch, Yeah,
that's good. I appreciate it. No, well that's it. It's like,
(05:58):
if that's the way.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The range of the context of it, then how do
you penalize it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You know what I mean? Like they could just be
going take.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That, yeah, take that, take that, take that four points.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, except I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The only person I think that needs to be charged
going off the video is Brent Nayden because he just
went hood hord Hord.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's like it's like he saw every person in the
crowd going, you get one, you get one, you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Get They would probably give it to him. It's Gordon
as the fucking Oprah Winfrey of the game. Check under
your seats, you're not there. There was probably they'll probably
the Bulldogs fans are probably just giving it to him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It would have been the funniest.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
The best to be a neutral just sitting there watching
that ship.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It would have been great to just be one of
the like the hardcore fans that sits there and you
can have like you got your little fucking ultra pack.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It would have been sick for that to happen to you,
because then you would have just been like about time.
I can get angry about something. How sick is this?
I'm going to yell abuse at these players. It's going
to be okay because I can.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Finally, Rachel Abus, it's justified because he flipped me off.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Exactly what is he going to say? Now I can
get away with it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So, yes, that was the horn, which are out of
that whole situation?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Where do you do you reckon that? Rank number one
in the news stories?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I think that's yeah, yeah, that's the best thing that
happened this week.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That happened. Now you brought up the second point.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, Well, it's a mixture of the hood, which I've
seen a lot of and Panthers are a bunch of cheaters.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Believe it or not. We cheat guys, believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I even did tell that trainer to run across.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Tell everyone what happened. Tell everyone, Well, there's a couple
of things that happened.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I think the biggest one that everyone's winted about was
the trainer running in front of Jaden Campbell's about to
take a kick. Uh and he went on to miss
the kick, screamed at the poor bull boy through the
fucking tea at him, and then went to apologize. There's
good on him. But yeah, everyone's saying that that trainer
(08:05):
was a a lot of people are saying that they
did it on purpose, which yeah they did.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean, yeah, okay they did.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
He missed two from that sideline anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, it's not like he was fucking on fire. And
from look if he was snapping that from right in
front the trainer runs across it, because that's even worse.
The trainer is running up like trainers in the wrong. Yes,
but imagine how worse it would be if he ran
in front of the kick and like across like laterally,
So say he's in front of the tent and he
misses that, and the need to be like, well that
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is all the trainer.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But he was kicking it from No.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I still think it I I still think it's fucked up,
like it would have affected him.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh yeah, it does an effect to it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But it's also like if he doesn't run past him,
edon Campbell doesn't even kick that. Still he doesn't get
enough kicking practice in times, don't know how to score.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Tryers a lot against it. He had a couple we
had we had a little we had a little ep,
didn't we Yeah, well, Taga decided to do a professional
foul get sent off for ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I don't remember. I just remember I think I was
cooking or something, and then I turned around. I saw
he made a tackle or something, and I was like, oh,
that doesn't look good. And then I turned around and
turned back and he's gone.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Can you check what the charge was on Isaac Tago? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
And then after that they just conceded two tries, which
I think buttons in the lead memory.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Nathan Cleary with the ice in his veins.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Nathan Cleary snaps the forty cop the shitty pass and
still made the conversion.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The forty yard fucking forty meters fucking drop go.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then the other face of cheating that we did
is Brian Tone knocked out the winger.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Attempted to murder someone.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, bit of a bit of a question of one
where they call it us cheating because that's a bunker blunder.
Oh yeah, it's just I've watched that online and it
is just you could see, like in fast motion, you
can't tell that he clips his head, all right, Yeah,
you can't really tell that he clips his head. And
you can see in the video, there's no intent to
knock him out. It's just a collision in the how
(10:06):
it's happened. But you've slowed the video down and then
you're going, he doesn't ground and he's also out, and
you're like, is he out of the field or do
you mean he's out.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of fucking consciously ground? The only thing he did wrong was.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
His thought was out? What was out?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, well that's it. And they'd look past the knock,
like knocking him out that was crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, Look, I don't think Brian gets charged.
I don't think he gets it. I think he gets
attendant in the bin.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
That he probably should have got ten in the bin,
but I don't think.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Because if we're going off the rules this year, yeah,
ten in the bin one hundred percent. That's a contact
with the head. Does he get charged now it's completely incidental,
doesn't like, it's just whatever it happened.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But he knocked the cun out of course. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
So Isaac Tago round twenty two care less heights, careless
high tackle, three thousand dollars. Fine, that sounds about right, Yeah,
better take I think that sounds about right. Zach Joe
got the same one a he got the.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Same he got.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
He got a less side tackle with a thousand dollar fine.
No suspensions. No suspensions for this round. Ooh like for
Panthers anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to say we cheated.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
We're definitely cheated.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
They're going to say we cheated. They're not going to
get suspension either. That's fucking wild. So yeah, we still won.
It probably doesn't help me one by two points. We
because I remember, oh no too, too stopped the the
field goal.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
The goal, No, that too, the score that was to
draw the game. He went to Golden Point was the
school We went to gold Point for the Panthers Titans
twenty six okay, because yeah, I don't. I didn't get
to watch it because I was at the wedding. I
was currently in the in the chapel, I was I
was playing, Oh you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was praying to God, praying through the knees meat
and then drinking people drinking Roadies in the car to
the reception, which was fun, pretty standard from yeah Jack.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I was happy because I had extra beers for him. Nice.
He guys coming in, he gets what I go. Here's
two beers for the road he goes, oh bro.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Thanks big Bro, Thanks Bow, thanks big Bro. I've got
to vomit now, two free beers. He did vomit as well,
all runded Nana at home. Okay, okay, yeah, good, good
on him.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What a legend. So he's one of the best, one
of the.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Best, one of the best, greatest of all time.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
So we are going to now point number three in
the NRL. Now this one has somehow taken a little
bit of a back seat. And I've just read it
before it and I didn't realize this guy might actually
be a funck with all right, not only from what
he did, but from past experiences and how he keeps
(12:45):
getting into shit. So we're talking about James Hooper, who
is the NRL correspondent in Fox sometimes appears on NROL
three sixty L three six. He's just full of drunken
funck wits at fuck up. Yeah, Kensey was one of them.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well, the've only had two that I remember.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Still two more year like a year, yeah, a year's space.
They've sacked two people from drunken related.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Thing is so goodnor me James Hooper, I think it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Was out in near likeheart has crashed his high lugs
into a parked car, got out and ran away.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Him getting out and running away is crazy and run away.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Problem was he ran down the road to a point
where it was a coulder sack. So he turned around
and ran back. This is a this is a witness account.
Turned around and ran back and the cops were there.
They tested him five times over the legal limit.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Damn, damn. That's some fucking fta. He must really believe himself,
Like he must have so much self confidence on the
drink man, It's like, I don't know when I get tipsy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm like, well it isn't. This is the first time
he's had a du.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, I know you're saying rap sheet here, which is crazy.
So in twenty eighteen, Hooper was charged by the police
for destroying and damaging property. In twenty twenty, Hooper was
involved in an altercation on air with Triple M with
the broadcaster Anthony Marone, which resulted in Maron walking out.
(14:25):
There was accusations that he was bullied by Hooper, Gordon
Tallis and Paul Kent.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Who the other drunken dickhead is. Oh my god, there
is that?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The video is that the video of cartersac it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You want to play it, we can play it.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh, let's him hit in the car.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Nice, then there's the damage from it. And then here's
him running back. He's doing a runner. He's just running
up the street.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's how weird is that the witness is called Paul
Green as well. Yeah, and then you can a see
him run back.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
To the car, like to start it and then try
and drive off or.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
No, he runs back to the cops. The cups stop him.
The cups fought up pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh yeah, so other things he's done. He's basically fucking
pissed off the Batuta advocate, saying that they're a bullshit.
No one remembers who their name is. That's not the
people I want to fucking tell that they don't know
who their name is. The biggest satirical, fucking newspaper all
of Australia. In December twenty twenty three, he missed a
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flight on a promotional trip for the NRL and another
journalist had to take his duties.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's how that's not just instant dismiss he must be
a great journalist.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
This is before. This is stuff before the next segment
is sacking. All right, so it says in twenty twenty
five and yeah, twenty twenty five in March, and when
they went to Las Vegas the opening weekend of the NRL.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
The Sydney Wore.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Herold reporter reported that he became an invisible man as
far as work was concerned. Hooper failed to appear on
the programs he was scheduled to be on, including an R.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Three sixty where he has a regular gig.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Hooper was also did not file his regular comedies. He
went to fake pretty much.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So FORUD, it's basically saying then, without accusations, he went
to Vegas and just got fucking bend.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, it just went on a bender. He just went
on a fucking bender and didn't turn back up. It's
a they're saying he resigned from this whole. He resigned
after all this stuff from the crash. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, So who he's.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what they Fox Sports.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The managing director Steve Crawley, so that James has been
a great contributor since he joined this in twenty sixteen.
He's also battled some significant personal issues from time to time.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh rearly, but he's.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
His final quote about it or his apology is I've
let the game of rugby league, my employers, my wife,
and my kids down terribly. Clearly, I'm not handling the
tough side of the job. Hopefully this is the punch
between the eyes that will set me straight.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Brother, So what the other six incidents weren't It took
you to fucking put your life into rears.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's a tough gig.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You got to keep drinking every night.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
He put your life into. I can't believe you had
a job as long as you fucking did.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, after the Vegas shit, I don't expect the sacking off.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
His Wikipedia is just scandals, that's all it is. There's
no fucking he can't even mind out where he's born
or what he's done. It is just a list of
his scandals. That's what I was just reading off. Then
it's just a scandal list. That is like some absolute
crazy rugby league journalism right now?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, who else would you want on that sport? Though
probably you don't want like credible fucking journalists. You want
like dogs. James Gray would be hectic. Yeah, but he's
a former player. Yeah, and he also just tells if
you went a former player and you're a journal for
the NRL.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you want to be.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You'd want to be a drunk.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Telling everyone.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Do a nine thirty segment I reckon, like, just so
it's late all the time, and get him and Hectic
Fred just get them to do like a week that was.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That would be the coolest fucking regon.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They just take over the Maddie John Show. They take
over the fucking mention just for a week, just for
one episode a year. Yeah, and Hectic Fred just let
them two fucking cool ship. It's just j C just
abusing the dragons.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All he's doing abusing cold FN the whole time.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Is car flying and the dragons just getting hopping it.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So, look, we're getting to the point the end of
the Rugby League season.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Final notes. I want to share for those who didn't
believe me, Panthers are going five in a row. Baby,
so what we get camera? Honestly, they're honestly the scariest,
like the next scariest team. They're just winning doggies. You,
just as the Tigers Storm don't have Jerome and they
(19:35):
almost lost the fucking the Eels on the weekend. I
can't even tell anyone else is because there's no one else.
That's really a problem to us. We're going five in
a row.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We're going to make top four first, no team, no
team outside.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We're doing for the bottom. Baby, what team does it
from the bottom? I want.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
We're talking about a couple of weeks ago over at
the bottom. Guess what, baby, fifth place, and we're coming
for that fucking top four. I reckon we'll get it
reversing through the top four the next six weeks.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think
we'll make it.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
But mate, all we have to do until we run
out of trainers to stop cheating, will be right.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
We had a couple more trainers, I reckon, we have
a good crack at it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, keep getting trained.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
We just need to find out who the worlds are
playing and send our trainers over there.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
All right, Yeah, so Rugby League, stay tuned, baby.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Guys, Look, it's been a little bit since we psychoanalyzed.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Ryan to one of our favorite things to do on
this podcast. I love it. Ryan loves it too.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
So look, I've gone on to chat GPT and I've said,
give me ten questions that I can ask my co
host that are funny.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, so we've got ten questions here.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I've gone through it and made him remake ones that
weren't relevant or weren't funny. But let's let's go through
and we'll see what he answers with these. Question Number want,
if you were arrested with no explanation, what would your
friends assume.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You did drink driving driving?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
James Super Yeah, No, you guys would though, Yeah, we
jog about it too much.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You'd be for sure.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Everyone everyone would say, do you You.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Don't even drink drive anymore? Anything?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That's because I might have already got done. They can
said that, Yeah, I fed alcohol to the car itself
and decided not. I don't want to not drive.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
You anymore, mate, Yeah, not doing this ship anymore. You're
not doing this.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Question number two, what's the most embarrassing thing you believed
as a kid that you would probably shouldn't admit now?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I got broken to like pretty early that like, but
what's fake? Like fucking like? What is something I don't believe?
Something really weird theory you believed as a kid. That's like,
what the fuck did I think that was true? For?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't know any sexual organ ship.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
No, probably like circumcised people are like cleaner. I guess,
I don't know. You don't believe that. No, I just
thought you might have a bit more of an imagination
or something like that. No, No, it was pretty bland
as a kid a nothing actually vegetables being bad. That
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was a good one.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You were pretty bladed by the sounds of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right. Question number three, not enough salt in my dietary?
Not enough salt at all?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You probably will full of creams mateyeh, little dehydration. If
your life was narrated by Morgan Freeman, what moment would
he struggle to keep a straight face describing birth?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I don't know, honestly, the whole my whole life.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's not a bit. What about a certain bit, I
don't know, not the not the soccer trip when you
come back with ice in the veins.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, he would be super serious about that. You don't
find all the times that I've vomited on, like out
in public.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
On the on the fucking on the train. But then see,
that would just be a montage of vomiting.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, it'd be it'd be a TikTok editor. Just me
vomiting with It'd be a subway surfer, except I'm just
on the train.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Subway surfer vomit the ice in the veins, I reckon
it would be fun.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
That's a good one. Yeah, he'd keep a straight face
for that one, though.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
If we spoke about the ice in the veins, we
probably Ryan coming back from being at the club longer
than everyone else, walks half an hour longer, walks into
the cabin doing the ice in the veins gesture, and
we're like, no, way, what happened.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Did you get a route?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
He goes, nah, your finger.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
A girl or something, and he's like nah, We're like,
what happened? He goes made out of the chick. We're like,
you're twenty seven cunt reading that.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Well, you guys are wear home, you're fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
The problem was I had to go because everyone else
was fucking standing there, and I'm like, well, this isn't
working and it's annoying me that everyone's here.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So if I say that sounds like excuses.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Everyone was like, Oh, let's just stand still in the
middle of the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's like, yeah, we look old already. I wasn't even
like the worst.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
The worst part of the night was Chris fucking yelling
at those islanders. Oh yeah, Chris bring out the front
of the macat yelling at that chick that was like
eighteen or something apparently.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So so yeah, we're out the front of macas on
King Street and Chris is so the mac is there,
they've got it security and you can only go into
buy and only come out. And Chris is talking like
he's an islander in front of these two tonguans that
are easily one hundred and forty kilos but not fat,
like these are fucking Jason Twilo boys.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Big rugby boys.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, these are front rowers in fucking Sydney Shields, so
sort of player. And then there's one of them where
this chick was running out of macis and jumped over
a puddle and she and he goes, oh, watch up
for the puddle and she said, fuck up, cunt.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
She told him to fuck up.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
See that's that's way worse than what I did.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I did that.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's hard joke because I was half serious with I
was coming home with Roy and I was like, oh, like,
I was like fuck this shit, this fucking sucks, Like
in the car and Roy's like who gives a fuck
broke fucking go in there, be proud or whatever. So
I thought, oh, that'd be funny, Like at least Chris
has been serious and they just got todd.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
They shut the fuck up. Yeah, I wanted to leave Chris.
I wanted to leave him after that.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
That would have been Yeah, man, I'm actually sad I
miss that, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Number four, what's the weirdest thing you'd do if you're
invisible for twenty four hours?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Weirdest thing?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, weirdest thing you do? Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What do you guys find weird? I just a question
for you, mate, weirdest thing, huh? Like, does it have
to be illegal or you're invisible and no one will
catch you? Weird doesn't mean illegal mhm, but now it's
going to catch you you're invisible. I don't know, man,
Like I can't do anything anyway. Usually if you're invisible,
you wouldn't do anything. I would know be invisible, to
(26:21):
be honest, okay, weird usually means legal, but creepy okay, okay,
So what would you do weird?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I would like I would like.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
To like probably fuck with people, like like touch their
faces and ship.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, a bit of face touch.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, a bit of face touch. You don't know, like
not face touch, but like you know, you.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Flick their whose girlfriend? Would you go check? Uh medies?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Because I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Thanks Ryan.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I was gonna say mum, but I'm like, he's definitely
gonna say my mum. I had the divert. I had
the divert.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You could have said, Zoe, she doesn't listen to this if.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
She would have got away with it pretty far away though.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, twenty four hours. Man, how much time have you got?
A number?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Five?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
If you had to fuse two animals to make your
new personal mascot, what would they be and what would
you call it?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
What would what two animals would.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I fuse to make you on your mascot?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I'd fuse my two cats together, so then i'd have
one normal cat.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It'd be one six legged cat.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, it's close to normal.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What would it be called? Then? A cat? Here's a cat?
What do you call it? Cat? With a ca?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Captain Silas or how you can bind their names. It'd
be probably Captain Silas. That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Captain Silas, that's good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I'd smack the shit out of it, though.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
What's the most embarrassing mistake you've made at work that
still haunts you.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I did yell out but that an apprentice had a
crush on her fellow worker, and then she then was
like she then like came up to us and was like,
you said that. That was pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Tell us more.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That was just like I said. I said to like
the apprentice. I was like, oh, your crushes, come and
eat to do something, you can go hang out with her.
And she heard me and then like come up to
us and like staunched this.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
What do you say?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I was like, Oh, I think look's got a little
crush on you.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
What she staunched about? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
That's what I said. Oh, so when she goes, who
was that, you're like both of us? Actually, yeah, that
was pretty bad. The same the same job. I like
blew up a board as well, So that was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Do you somehow still have the job at number seven?
What's a hell you're willing to die on even if
you know that it's completely wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
A hell that will die on? Yeah? I don't know
really yeah, probably nah. It means like it's a point. Yeah,
not Rudy Hill. I know you did. Rudy Hill Hill
sixty six. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I've got no moral, so I'll just change my opinions,
like all the time you got to pick one on
your strong opinion. You're going to answer these you?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think I know the one that Ryan will die on?
What one? The one that he'll always change his opinion
to match to everything? Really, it's not really a hill
to die on though, is it exactly he's dying on
it now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, like I think i'd call you like, I'll die.
I'll keep calling you fat.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Even if I lost weight. Yeah, you'll die on the
hill that I'm fat. Yeah, I'll just keep trying to
bully you.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Is it a good one? If your childhood bedroom could talk,
what's the first thing it would roast you for? That's
all one said? What are you going to keep shoving
carrots in your We don't need to hear your.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
When do you keep playing with the TV room mate
like that and keep ending up in your room?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Fortituty monituty? Well, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Would say? It'd be a little bit specific. You can't
just go and waking.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Me and Matt shared a bedroom for like ages, bro.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So don't tell me you can join twins.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
No we weren't.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'll pull you off. You pulled me off.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It's like it's like the sleepy hand or whatever, the
sleepy hand, except you don't have to wait half an
hour about your room. Now, my room now would be fine.
It wouldn't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It'd probably just race you for how much you sleep? Yeah,
the what the fucking ear? This guy has no fucking life.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I probably I probably slept. Oh no, I wouldn't have.
Are you seeing trouble for sleeping on the lounge at home?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
So it's so all you do now as well? Yeah,
but now I don't get in trouble because you own it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, we got number nine. What conspiracy theory do you
kind of believe in? But don't tell anyone because you
know you don't want to sound cooked the Epstein list?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Go on, go on? Explain what he is true about it?
What do you think is true about it? There is one?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Give us a bit more. I think he gave everything
the last episode he had to go at me. He's like, fuck,
I have heaps on that ship about fucking how well
you told me about how last week you were talking
about the links between Epstein and the massade. Yeah, oh
it's Gallaine. Maxwell's dad was a fucking part of the massade.
Dude like closes the hell you're dining as well? I'd
(31:48):
probably well yeah, but i'd die from a fucking Israeli
drone strike talking about his ship.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
So you're ticking off all the boxes that it's Israeli
put like bad, Do you reckon it's why the conflict
and shit's happening?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
No? I think that the conflict is happening because they.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just now but I mean, like the American side of
them just blindly following Israel to murder it fucking.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
American, Like, Americans aren't in there. It's just Israel just
bombing Gaza.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Aren't they just sitting off the shores launching missiles.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I don't think America was whether they did.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
They've launched missiles. They have, they have in Iran, but
I think they've only done.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
It wort, but that's Iran, Like that's different.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
That's because he's is pushed by the Israel. He's pushed
by those Zionists. Israel's like, maybe you should start boming
people or everyone's gonna find out.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Trump. Fuck the kid knows.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Mm hmmm uh yeah. Yeah, so that's your that's your
conspiracy that you don't care.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
What you look like, that I don't care what I
look like.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
You don't say you don't say it, but you fully
believe in it, like you you reckon people think cooked
because you like it too much.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, if I like went on a tangent, I guess yeah, people,
well look at it. Look at everyone now, like everyone's
like sort of like put off because it comes off
as like, oh, you're like one of those people that
just like gars or like march and stop the harbor bridge.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, that belt wild. Yeah, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I thought they would have left one lane open. I
would have been like, let's leave one lane open and
only let emergency vehicles through because apparently like.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Oh yeah, I think it's yeah, yeah, they like shut
down like yeah for emergency vehicles and shit, which.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Is pre fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Why did you just be like this is the ambulance signing,
let's just let ambulances through. Don't care about fucking John
oh and his accounts. Just have an IDEO mate, have
an idea, all right.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Last question, if we had survived the zombie apocalypse together,
what useless.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Skill would you bring to the table. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
There's no really useless skills, are there?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
But like think about it. Obviously you can't say i'd
bring jiujitsu or some sort.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Of well that's a useful skill.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, Like what it's like like I could say, like
i'd put to the table that I would fix all
the doors in the shelter. It's like, okay, Like what
it's not going to stop us from the zombies if
the doors can swing perfectly, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What I mean? So you can't say I could fix
the lights because that would help.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Me.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Having the doors swing perfectly would be like it may
actually help because if it swings perfectly, you can shut
them quicker.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
No, but if you if you can jam them sharp, MIDI,
it makes it harder to open where if they swing
perfect we meant to get out then yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
If you run them back to base and you've got
it like you're shutting it on a zombie, the swinging
quickly is probably going to make it easier for you
than anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Bro, I'd be like one of the first to go.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You'd be all right, you just need to eat much
and you're quick. You'd be the biggest pussy.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
All right, I would last a little bit, but then
i'd like walk outs on die.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You wouldn't be the hardest person to maintain. You barely
need a ship because you don't eat.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, with a little liquid poo poos. So psychoanalyzing me
like that, you got now come come up with a
useless thing that you could do with the team.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Umm, well, one that I could think of that you
can't use it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You're gonna think of something else different, One that you
would bring uselessly to us because we happen to live
in Penrith.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is fishing.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, you can just go down the river and there's
one spot where you can fish. Yeah, there's a lot
of spots you can fish, but.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
You've also got to sit there. You're fucking fishing.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah yeah, but if that's your only food shore sauce
in the area, you've got KFC.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Zombie apocalypse. The worst is going to be. That's one
of my other use of skills. I know how to
bread up a zinger and some fucking I know how
to how to ask for extra so I know how
to I know how to fried caves chicken. If I
have the right equipment in the right herbs and s.
Vice is presented in front of me. If I'm in
a kh catching, I can cook for us.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The only useless thing I could think of is because
recently I've been yelling at soccer. It's like something to
do with yelling.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I can alert the zombies. Yeah, yeah, because I can
yell at them.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I can yell at them. I can tell them I'm
pissed off.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Maie what I've got. I'm interested in your one here?
What would your useless skill be, Bud.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Probably being able to eat a whole packet of food
in like three seconds, nice, like depending what food.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Is, like a chocolate bar or something that's hard. That's
hard because that's useful to you, Yes.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But it's useless for everyone else because you wouldn't have
time to stop me from rationing.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
You're just saying that you just can be a fact kind.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Of yeah, a fact. Cut. I know that for a fact.
I didn't say you were as you said You're going
to be.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yes, And if I'm going to be dealing with a
zombie apocalypse, I'm gonna eat as much food as I
can and just walk out the fucking door.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
How we going for time? MINDI we good?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
About right, what's the how far in this? We're about
seventeen seventeen. Let's do two minutes of listening. Some really
fucking useless skills that you could get doing Nick Zombie.
I've got one that I know that I can do,
fold a T shirt in a second. I don't know
where that's going to help us, but I can fold
a T shirt in a second.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Fucking follow I ka building instructions by uh sorry, I
got one, getting all the spaghetti, all the letters in
the spaghettios, and spelling out naughty words. I can edit
our podcast as soon as it happens, because people are
(37:44):
gonna have time to listen to podcasts. Yeah, do you reckon?
You'd get a good listener ship if like you started
doing a pod in zombies.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I start doing like a what if you did like a.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Vlog and you're like out there, like I'm fucking filming
this zombie.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
But where would you put it?
Speaker 3 (37:59):
That's the question Gorilla radio bro exactly put it on
the we're going live.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
We're going live, going live, Yeah, broadcasters straight to.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
You can like you can like like just censor out
all the violence.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, I wouldn't want it to we wanted to pass
the sensors.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
If it's Gorilla radio, there's no senses but like that's
like that's for the uncut version.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Ah okay, and then you just want the.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Cut your second seconds and then put a video up
in the cinemas every so often, walk in plaky thing
and hit playing.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
My next useless skill to partially recite the movie Team America.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just a couple of scenes. A couple of scenes.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I promise I'll never die, I'll broatherly come up to
my little brother at the wedding. It's like ten eleven.
I guess yes, yeah, what everyone has aids.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
It's like, that's so fucking good. Yeah, you must have
just watched it, all.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Right, one more, one more from you, another use of
skill that you don't You don't have to do it.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
What do you think would be one?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
It's useless, Um, holding you my microphone correctly?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, holding a microphone correctly. I got one for medi
it's checking for the audio before we start.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
It's because you play with a fucking microphone cord. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
And he started happening in the second one, but he
started going like this, and I'm like, yeah, that's why
it's crackling. I'm like, if you see at the start,
I'm like trying to hold it like this, like I
gotta let go the x LR and I look at
you and you're.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Like, yeah, just fucking slur.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
So, yeah, that's uh Mitch, you got my more useless
one before you script up.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Now I'm just going to start the script anyway. Guys,
thank you for joining us here on the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
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