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Alabama, New Era and this isAlabama in the morning. On one of
three to seven, the queue,good morning, good morning. Are you
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feeling it? Feeling what mercuries inretrograde? There's an eclipse. It was
a full moon. So the wholeworld is crazy. We got aliens coming
and visit us. Yeah, that'sreally that should be. I don't believe
in aliens though. That weird.Have you not noticed everybody's been crazy this
week as far as what goes justhave you not noticed everything's been crazier?
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Like I posted on Facebook yesterday,I said, go home mercury, you're
drunk. That's what mercury does.And made people at crazy and everybody is
like, oh my god, it'sbeen so crazy. One of our co
workers here yesterday he was driving intowork. Somebody clipped him on purpose well
laughing and tried to run him offthe road. Did you give him the
bird? I'm sure he did roadrage. Yeah, there was road rage.
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I have noticed people have been alittle crazier than normal. Everybody's on
their period. You know what.Somebody did jump me in the Chipotle line
one day and they blamed it onhaving to go back to work. They
only got a thirty minute. Theyskipped you. Yeah, I'm telling you.
You talk about somebody mad big timewhen it's a full moon. Oh
yeah, somebody mad. Don't everskip de January line at Chipole, right,
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don't mess with Dejanuari's food helps himat treat you. I'm a when
it comes to Chipole? Are younoticing people in your life? A crazy
call? The show nine four fourone three seven is the number? Good
morning? What what the hell?It's what the hell headlines with Alabama on
the queue. A swarm of beesattacked a family during a family photo shoot.
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Who had all some cheap perfumes?Oh my god. This was an
Arizona mom and her kids. Theywere attacked by while taking photos over the
weekend. Uh. The woman gotstung more than seventy five times. That's
not good at all. It's notbad. The family is traumatized, but
they're okay. Here's the grandmother's nineone one call. My granddaughters are with
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her, Please and some help.How many people are being attacked by bees?
I just think my daughter, okay, you don't think it's the two
granddaughters are as well. I don'tknow. I'm trying to get back to
her. She just called me.Okay, I'm trying to find her.
Okay, could you imagine being thenine one one dispatch, like my family
is being attacked by bees. Yougotta stay calm. That's the part of
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the job. I know. Iwouldn't know how to react. Yeah,
how do you stop a swarm ofbees from attacking people? Stop dropping Rome?
This is like a horror movie.Why it's Super easy Trivia? Three?
Seven to que Jessica? What areyou doing right now? Where are
you calling from? I'm going towork? Where do you work? What
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do you do you be? Iwas on here last week? I think
was the Danano Colors. Oh yes, okay, Jessica. Well now you
get to do a little more PGPG Are you ready to play Super Easy
Trivia? Yeah, here's how itworks. I'll ask the questions. Djanuara
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is your lifeline? Here is questionnumber one? How many states are in
the United States of America. Thisis great because Aaron just molted it to
me, but was asking me ifthat was the right numbers used to But
I don't think DC is considered No, it's still fifty. Did DAC separate
or something? What happened? All? Right? Question number two, Super
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easy trivia. What is the capitalof France? Capital of France. It's
the most romantic place. Everybody goesthere. Tropital of France is Paris.
Jesus, Jessica era, I justgot that point for you. It is
Paris, the capital of France.As last question, super easy trivia.
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What are carnivores? Carnivore? Yep, we eat me. That is a
carnivores are made eaters. Also congratulateyou just want super easy trivia? Oh
yay, congratulations, congratulations Jessica,have a good day, amore. Don't
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be making it wouldn't mix damy inthe coat closet. Oh no, no,
no, no. One of threeseven the queue's three things you need
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We'll start to go fund me allthe fans. I can do that
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it for your rent, you canuse it to go on a vacation,
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happen at nine am today. Doyou see Jamie Fox is still in the
hospital. Yes, this is sad. Somebody, we don't know if it
was Jamie or somebody on his team, posted a message on Instagram yesterday that
said, appreciate all the love,feeling blessed. But he's still in the
hospital, and friends and family aretelling people. They're telling the media that
he still needs all the prayers andwhile wishes his fans can't give. It's
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been more than three weeks that he'sbeen in the hospital. Yeah, he
had a stroke in Michael. No, nobody said there has been. It
just says a medical complication. Nobodyhas released why he's in the hospital.
We don't know why. He's stillyoung too, still young? Yeah,
forty something is young? Is itvery very young? Okay? And caught
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him my throat? Okay, anyway, we are thinking about Jamie Fox.
I love Jamie Fox. Here's whereyou could get eighteen thousand dollars if you
go sign up to be a hospital, to be a hospital, to work
in a hospitals. It could bea hospital, but I don't think that's
legal. Hospitals across the country arehaving a hard time finding enough workers.
So in Alabama, some of themare offering thousands of dollars and signing bonuses
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to get new employees. So there'sa hospital DCH in Tescaloosa. They're offering
an eighteen thousand dollars sign on bonusfor full time registered nurses. Nurses,
Okay, I might have the weekconsider that now. And the hospital the
same hospital. They have locations inTuscaloosa and Northport and Fayette. They have
increased the wages for entry level andpatient nurses like they're literally struggling. If
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you are in school to be anurse, hurry up, yeah, you
know what we need you when we'resick. I can be the first meal.
Where's plenty of meal nurses out there. Right? Did you think you
were about to be the first malenurse in the world. I just thought
about it's crazy myself, thought about, that's three things you need to know
in the ham More one seventh quedot com. You're listening to Alabama in
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the morning on demand. I havea song for you. Play that funky
music, Maam seventh Q. What'sgoing on? I'm Alabama with DJ new
Era. What happened? Remember lastweek I talked about the hot cop hang
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the hot the hot motorcycle cop intrustfill right, and then this thing spread
like wildfire. We posted the videoof us talking about them, and I
get a screenshot from djanuw Era andthen I started getting screenshots from people all
over Birmingham. Trustful PD shared ourvideo. I saw that as exciting,
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and they said support for our officersis on a whole other You're right,
this cop had tattoos a beard drivingdown chop for Mountain Road, and I
was like, I love you.Did you really say that out of your
head? I said it on theair. There's a video of that.
I said it out loud. Yousee. I feel the same way.
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So then we started getting a lotof comments, and people started commenting and
saying he's got a girlfriend, leavehim alone, he doesn't like the attention.
He does have a girl. Isaw pictures and I felt bad and
I was like, oh man,and then I started getting a lot of
follows from other cops on Facebook.Don't tell me the other cop shot the
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shoot they shot, not yet,but cops, if you want to,
I'm available, yeah for a wrist. Then I got another message in my
inbox. Okay, it was hismom. Oh, his mom, And
his mom said thanks. I thinkmy son is pretty good looking too.
He takes after his dad a Themone threw it a little sauce and I
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was like yes, And then somebodytagged his girlfriend. This is the worst.
So I told the attractive cops mom, I have never spoken to him.
By the way, I have nottalked to him. I said,
hey, I'm gonna message his girlfriend. Why would you do this? It
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may go to her spam folder becausewe're not friends on Facebook. Will you
give her a heads up? Whydid you do this? And his mom
said, yeah, I'll do that. Arra is holding his head in his
hands right. I can't believe itis. So here's what I messaged her.
I said, hey, I amso sorry. I do not want
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to try to steal your man.I did not know he had a boyfriend.
I saw some of the comments.If this caused you any unwanted attention
or your boyfriend. Here's my APOLOGIthat's that's very very upright of you.
I called my boss last night.We're gonna give you a three day,
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two nights stay at the Holiday Endresort in Panama City Beach. Are you
serious go have a getaway with yourboyfriend? Why? Thank you for your
service. Wow, that is amazingyou go ahead. That's that's like big,
I know, And that's that showsmaturity on your level too. She
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was super sweet. And I didfeel bad because here's the thing that a
lot of people don't realize. Justbecause we asked to be public figures,
other people don't and they're not usedto all the attention that we get.
And I don't think this officer wantedany of the attention. And I'm sure
all the other cops have been giventhem a hard time in there. I
mean, you know how people liketo joke around at the job. I
get it, yeah, right,And so I did feel bad for that,
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because everybody haunted this guy down forus, and they were like,
oh, I know who he is. I don't want to cause issues.
I did not know he had agirlfriend. I was just appreciating the tattoos
in the beard. Here's the magicquestion. Now, are you guys going
to be besties? You and thegirl? You never know? She lives
in the same town as my grandmother, And I was like, Oh,
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this is great, ye'all should hangout. Maybe No, that would be
awkward because she already knows that Ithink her boyfriend's hot. You hang out
with somebody like that? Would youhang out with a guy who who was
hitting on your girl? He?No, there you guys, I get
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him a beach trip. Though.That's great. That the show. We
love our first responders, Thank youfor your service. You're listening to Alabama
in the Morning on demand if youmissed it. There was a police officer
that I blatantly I shot my shot. Hey, don't hurt to try too.
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I tried. I tried on theair last week. It's one h
three seven. The queue wouldn't live. He had a girlfriend, so I
ended up messaging his girlfriend, andI ended up giving the police officer and
his girlfriend a trip to Panama CityBeach. They need a romantic getaway.
And look, I am all forappreciating a handsome man, but I don't
want to appreciate somebody else's handsome man. I ain't gonna try to take your
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man from you. Nine f fourone three seven is the number to call
in. Good morning. Who's thisChris? Morning? Chris? What's up
buddy? Calling to talk about thecop? Oh? Yes, indeed,
I am. You know, Iam. What do you want to know?
All right? You know what.I am enjoying this. But you
have not asked the mother the pertinentquestion yet. Okay. The question you
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should be asking is do you haveany other son? Yes, I'm pretty
sure she's probably already away ahead ofthe courages that and told me y,
I'm telling you, there were somany police officers that followed me after Trust
Hill PD posted that video and Iam here for I am not hating it
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at all. You guys, it'slike you got your own police officer tender.
Now you can swipe left and righton the one you want. We
need to come up with that.We'll call it badge bunnies. Badge bunny
Yeah, that's the time for girlsthat like men in the badge men in
uniform. I'm gonna call it,which hand is it handcuffed? On?
Swipe left, swipe right? Whichhandcuffs were too tight? Oh God,
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I love you Chris, thanks forcalling the show. Hello you to yell
make in my morning. Thank youBye. So we were talking a minute
ago about the cop who I wastrying to shoot my shot with last week
because I just saw an attractive copdriving a motorcycle with tattoos. And we
talked about it on the air,Right you're seeing a woman to go for
it, and then the Trustful PDshared it and then we found out he
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had a girlfriend, and I hadmessaged his girlfriend on Facebook and I was
like, I am so sorry.I'm not trying to hit on your man.
Please take a beach trip, y'all, go have fun. It's one
I three seven nine four four onethree seven is the number to call the
show. Good morning. Who's this? Hey? This is Fair and the
hot Coop's girlfriend. Yes, thisis her. We are not gonna get
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you to call in because I didnot want to put any attention on you.
But I love that you just calledin. Oh yeah, I'm listening.
We can totally be friends. Yes, I look, when is the
first abby? Where are you guysgoing to go hang out at first?
This is great? I don't know, just anywhere we can go grab a
beer, hang out. We canbe your wing women. We'll go to
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farring woman and he can be yourwingman. Please be my ring my wing
woman. God, I was gonnasay ring woman, same thing. I
mean, that's the end of all, you know. Yes, let's go
hang out at Ferris. I loveFarren is awesome. I go to Ferris
all the time. Girl was therelast Saturday. So okay, now Aaron's
trying to crash our girl, ourgirl. Hang your boyfriend already asked me
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to go out for a beer.Farren, I freaking love you though.
I love you for calling, thankyou for being so awesome. I'm so
I had no idea. I justyou know, sometimes you're just driving down
the street you see somebody and youappreciate them, and I was like,
oh god, I don't want toget it. Thank you. You have
any single friends, you know?I might shot is swing my way.
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Farren is going to be the officiallove match the matchmaker of the show right
now. Yeah, I'm a woman. We'd love you. Thank you for
thank you for listening, and thankyou for calling, and thank you for
being so great about all of it. Like you're freaking awesome. We'd love
you. We love you too.What the hell? It's what the hell
headlines? With Alabama on the queue, A man accidentally got stuck in a
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tornado. Why God, how tohear you get stuck in a tornado?
Oh, this is the dumbest thingever. And guess where it happened?
Florida. Yes, hello, thereare tornadoes in Florida. There are tornadoes
in North Palm Beach. He wasaccidentally stuck inside a tornado after a touchdown
and he was driving. And there'svideo. Let me see, let me
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see this. Hang on, I'mgonna play this where you let me get
it up. He's in it.That's terrified. Oh, oh my god,
that's all you can say. Iwouldn't know what to do. Actually,
we'll post that video at one threeseventh q dot com. But yeah,
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stuck in a tornado. God blesshim. Get in your basement when
a tornado's coming. Don't drive.Why you're on the Alabama show? One
of us has some huge news.Yes, it's one O three seventh que
I'm excited. I'm Alabama with DJanuary. What's up? D January has
a son who is a senior inhigh school. Yes, man who wanted
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to be a famous TikToker. AndYouTuber. He's still he's steals going,
He's still going to do that.You stay on him all the time about
doing the right thing growing up,being like you're a good dad. Yes,
ma'am. Do you want to saywhat happened? Yes, my son
yesterday applied for college at Lawson Stateand he got accepted. Inson's going to
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college. Good feeling because I waswaiting on this day. Well, you
were worried for a while that hewasn't even going to go to college.
Right, I was worried. Butyou know, one thing that my mother
and my father have been teaching meis to be patient and just kind of
let them make their decisions. Becauseyou know, when I was growing up,
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you were taught you gotta go toschool, you gotta go to school,
you gotta do this. And nowit's times have changed, so it's
like, what is he going togo to school for media and film?
That's perfect, right, because that'swhat he loves to do already. Right,
he's already ahead of the curve becauseif you can follow his YouTube channel
at life with Jalen, you willsee everything that's on there. Hang on,
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had to plug it. That wasyour ding for the plug you have
to plug it had to fallow.Check him out and you'll see that all
of the editing is done by him. He posted a video yesterday. I
saw this. It was like meetmy new crush. Yes, I saw
it, and I'm like, dude, how many crushes do you have?
I mean, he's an eighteen yearold boy. He's gonna I was in
love when I was eighteen. Youhad Jalen when you were eighteen. I
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was in love and I was incollege. You were a dad when you
were eighteen, and now you're gonnabe a granddad when your son's eighteen.
Will not be happy because he hashe has what he needs. He has
to do that he needs to preventthat. I'm proud of him. No,
but going to college. I can'twait for the day that I get
to make this announcement on the air. I can't wait for the day that
this is going to happen. WhatDjanulary is gonna be a granddad happen?
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You know what I'm gonna do.I'm gonna politely ask you for murder to
take care of that child. Callthe show. Has your kid gotten accepted
into college? Congratulations, Jaalen.This is awesome. Yes, it is
good for him. I'm glad youwant to do the air horn one more
time. Yes, Jalen's not havinga kid. One of three seven the
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queue. Here's three things you needto know in the ham. I'm so
ready for Magic City Wine Fest.I got my outfit laid out. It's
the Autumn Air Home Services Magic CityWine Fest at Railroad Park. Yes,
thirteen, good and hat baby twoweeks away. All are gonna bean.
I'm getting hammered. I never drank. I love wine. You get to
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walk around and try wine all overthe place. I'm saying it now on
the air. Boss, I'm gonnabe drunk. What's just safe word in
case you get too drunk? Stick? Okay, I can't remember that.
You remember that now? I rememberit. Also. I'm glad that you're
not making fun of me of howfast I good? Anyway? He did?
You just brought it up. Imean, you asked me what my
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safe word is? He? Becausenobody just don't drop it? Okay?
So Yellowstone, all right, Yellowstone? Kevin Costner, he missed this.
Kevin Costner and his wife. Hiswife filed for divorce. Kevin Costner plays
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John Dutton on Yellowstone. He isthe lead guy. He's also been in
a ton of other movies. Hewas the bodyguard in the Whitney Houston movie.
Did he played Batman? Yeah,he's done. I think he may
have played a batman anyway. He'snot returning to Yellowstone after season five.
Sources say this comes right after hiswife filed for divorce yesterday. Hurt.
We don't know why his wife filedfor divorce. It's irreconcilable differences. They
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have three kids together. They're gonnasplit custody. But I love John Dutton,
which is Kevin Costner's character. Ifyou have not, you've got to
watch Yellowstone Air to It is ahuge show. It's so big, and
Kevin Costner is just great in it, and he was one of the the
co writers of the series. Allit's not going to be the same.
I've been watching something else I gaveI got okay, this is a little
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sad story. I gave my grandmothera yellow Stone blanket the other day.
My grandmother loves Rip. He isanother character on the show. Me manks.
Does Rip come with the blanket?She goes, let me look under
it. She's been a widow fortwo years, She's lonely, Granny's gone
wild, This mey Monk gone wild, Cinco de Mayo's tomorrow. Some of
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the places having the deal's Appleby's sixdollars cocktails and beer, Buffalo Wild Wings
five dollars, strawberry margaritas, threedollars, chips and salta that they have
some deals on their kuso and they'rethey're guac too. And Hooters five dollars
patron shots and twelve fifty dollars pitchersof the legendary Margarita. That's a great
deal. A great deal. You'llbe seeing me and Aaron drunk facetiming each
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other tomorrow night. I Margarita's.I might just go to Hooters and take
water shots. Oh God, ordersomething. That's three things you need to
know in the ham All three seventhQUE dot com, catch up on Alabama
in the morning, on the iHeartRadioapp or wherever you listen to podcasts.
This is one of my favorite thingswe do every day at seven fifty.
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It's one three seventh Q. What'sawesome? All the feel good stories,
things you're doing in your life thatyou are super excited about. If you
want to share, call the shownine four four one three seven. Or
if you can't get through the phoneline sometimes they blow up. You can
always text and we'll see your text. Text the keyword Alabama and your message
to three zero three eight two.Do it all in the same text.
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Good morning, Mandy. Please tellme you have a what's awesome? I
do have a what's awesome? I'mgoing to see Taylor Swift in four days?
Yeah? Is you me? Yougot some tickes? Not me?
Is it? Did you win ticketsor did you buy the tickets? I
bought tickets in the Taylor Swift ticketair a war girl. How much did
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you pay for your ticket? SoI'm just curious? Was it over under
a thousand dollars? I only paidtwo hundred twenty dollars for this thing?
Yes, that's actually good. Youknow you can probably sell those right now
for like four thousand dollars and makesso much money. Still, that's crazy.
Wouldn't do that. But I'm takingmy daughter and I'm so excited.
We're so happy for you. Obviouslyyou're going to go to the Nashville show
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right yes? Please please please tagus in videos and pictures. Tag the
Alabama Show on Instagram and Facebook.We want to see how much fun it
is because me and Era are goingto be stuck at home being jealous.
You're right. Catch up with Alabamain the Morning on the iHeart Radio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts.Okay, so if you want to go
see the video, the video ofyou and the cop, well it's not
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me and the cop, but it'sthe joke about the cop. Well it's
not even a joke. It's justme talking about the cop. And then
the police department shared it and thenit became a whole ordeal. It's twenty
three seven. The que were done. Real life situation right there. Follow
the Alabama on Facebook and Instagram.I'm not in love. He's got a
girlfriend. We already talked about thistoday. Quit it. Also, if
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you want to hear what happened,go down like the Alabama Show on demand
on the free iHeartRadio app. We'llsee you tomorrow. Thanks. Thanks for
listening to Alabama in the Morning ondemand.