June 18, 2025 • 29 mins
This comedic series features a mischievous child whose antics and witty remarks bring laughter to audiences, showcasing the lighter side of family life.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Heye, snooks, what are you doing with that fruit bowl?
Come on, invention, invention?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, make shoes out of banana skin?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's interesting. What kind of shoes can you make out
of banana skids?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Snookes, you're an idol dreamer. Why don't you work on
something practical?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
White?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, like a hollow cake of soap?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Stop, yes, then there wouldn't be any useless little pieces
left over.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What would you do with the hall pie?
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You could use that to stuff macaroni? Not bad?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Eh? Baby, you're goofy.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Why of course I'm goofy. We're all goofy. Why because
it's Maxwell House.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Goofy time.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that makes Maxwell.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
House Coffee time and time once again.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
To enjoy the game. You were a Frank Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The music of the Maxwell House Orchestra conducted by Frank tours,
the trials of Handley Stafford as Daddy, and the unpredictable
conduct of Fanny Brice in her original character creation They
wanted only babies.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Notes.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now here is our singing Master of Ceremonies, your host
for the evening, John County.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What are you doing the infantry?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Your march, march, your march.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What do you do when your pack has got.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Your back is stiff as starch.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
There's many a fall in the cavalry, but never a
fall in art. What are you doing the infantry?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
You march, your much, your march.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What do you do in the infantry? You hep, you hep,
you heike? What do you get in the infantry? You're
left and.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Right of blake, the skill of a gun in the
signal course, travel and hall a bike.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What are you doing the infantry?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
You hype, you heipy heip, the hard way, the hard.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Way, sweat you get there the hard way.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What do you do in the infantry? You win? You
when you win? What do you do for the victory?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
You move into Berlin with.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The rest of the army.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
You ride and ride and through a tumb What are
you doing the infantry? You're all Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
(02:27):
and good evening everyone, even John, I say, I don't
wish to be troublesome.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You suppose you could let me have five all minutes
of your timeable at all to.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
There's no trouble at all, And my dressing problem is
causing you to burst at the seams to see.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
My sir, I just wanted to compliments you are the
charming young lady you were dining with after the broadcast
last week it was sheer glamour.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Why tursy, you sound envious?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I should think a man like you would enjoy the
simple things of life.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh, I love the simple thing you do in bet
I finally maned one.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Well to be envious.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
My fourthad pawn, the young lady, is to be our
guest tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She is a lady operative of the William J. Burns
International Detective Agency.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, Lady Detective, isn't that a bit unusual?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
In more ways than one?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Good neighbor?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Our mister Morgan's yarns are going to be squelched tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
As a special favor, our Lady Detective is.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Shadowed Frank all week so that if he starts any of.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
His tall tails, she'll give us a report of exactly
where he went and what he did.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
For once, I've got that for it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh, excuse me the phone, Hello John, this is Marjorie Anderson.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Hello Marjorie, it's the lady detective Now myself, Marjorie, why
aren't you here? Have you forgotten that tonight's the night
we put the finger on.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Frank Morgan.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
No, but I had some trouble.
Speaker 10 (03:37):
What I've been shadowing him since last Thursday is for
your instruction.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yes, but just a few minutes ago I lost him.
He ran down a dark alley.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Were you chasing him?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
No, you're chasing me?
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Well, rise above advisory. Come on over to the broadcast
and be sure to bring your report.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I will if I can get out of this alley.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Good Bye?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Any travel John? Oh no, no, She'll be along any minute.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
In the meantime, would you care for a hand of
jim or perhaps a card drink or two kevital?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Do you know any unusual tricks? Do I know one
little trick that's positively.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Fascinating, a delight to the eye, drives the boys crazy
and partying?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
He does, well, let's call it him.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We'll all go crazy together, sweeties.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
My ugly ducklings. And who who is this tempting little.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Trick who makes a party feel like a boy?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Sorry, Frank, but all the tricks I know are cart fine.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
If she's a wild cat, I'm glad she Just give
her a new deal.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Frank mull to.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Be eternally preoccupied with the ladies.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Why don't you be like me? Why is that good?
Never mind?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
At least I know.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
There's a time and a place for everything.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
For instance, after the broadcast last week, I went.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Out to the parking lot.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I found a beautiful woman sitting in my car, perfect stranger.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, what do you do why? I went over and
reported it to the parking attendant.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Naturally, what would you have done?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The same as you, But I wouldn't lie about it, Yes, Jackie,
my boy, No doubt she would have succumbed to that
tense personal charm that keeps me constantly.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Fighting off women, but very deeply.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
For instance, this week, I've.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Been following every place I've gone by a host attractive
young woman.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh so there was a gall on your trailer?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Yes, Afrail Tours.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I wonder who it could have been.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Well, doubtless a lovesick young thing after my autograph or something.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Women are such fools where I'm concerned. Curse, she assumed
me constantly as I went about my customary game mad round,
even to Malibu, where I was guest to honor at
the last Gama Beach party of the season.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Oh, who's there, Frank?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Who was there?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Who wasn't there, Landa Turner wasn't there, Sonya Haiti wasn't there,
Bio shoppings Hani's case wasn't there. But they had a
family of gorgeous bathing girls. So I drifted in and
out with the tide, all in.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
One of these bathing suits too, all.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
The way, jo, he's California gas, so wrecking in modesty nothing, yes, And.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
The water's nice too, As is always.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
My delightful faith came embroiled in a romantic episode with
an emigrey Russian actress Natasha Oshanska from up near Mint,
That's which is near Fifth.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
There she was.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sitting alone on the beach in the moonlight. Softly I
approached across the worms, hands dropped down beside her, and
put my arm about.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But what happened, Jockey, what you read in the papers
is true.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Those Russians are terrific fighters.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
So much for your romantic force.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But what about the girl who was following you?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Amazing as it may seem, she was still.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Waiting for me when I left.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The party, and it wasn't until a half hour ago
that I managed to elude of.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
By running down a doc alleyway.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
But you couldn't catch her.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
No, she's pretty fat on her feet.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I've been trapped, Joshi.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Those delicious anchizations do not become a gentleman and a scholar.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Anita with you for more? Oh, jockey as a door.
There she is, that poor helpless.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Victim of a man infatuation.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Well could I I'll go to men the loved Hornhart.
Wait a minute, she's followed you this far.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
She didn't make it over to the microphone. Oh no,
oh uh, Marjorie, won't you join us?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Johnny?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You know this delightful little umfo.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh yes, you see see our guests this evening, meet
missus Marjorie Henderson.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
John This is mystro tour's Marjorie and this gentleman. I'm
sure you're acquainted, you.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Know by this time.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I feel like an old friend of yours.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, the way you've been following me my day, if.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You like an old wife of mine.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Marjorie, you've been following Frime since last Thursday.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Heaven now be Jocky.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Don't blame her the flower allbes you know.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh, I'm not ashamed, mister Morgan, I'm sure doing it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What is this strange man? Miss Iah?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Rous and women? Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
No, I made up my business to see that you
didn't get away from me.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
O kill bodyn.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
That's French.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
But this is murder now you. Oh yes, I'm Dick
Tracy Junior g Man myself.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Four Box Stop Bank.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Is an opera.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
It was the Burn's detective agents.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What do you think Dack will ever cash lasty and
break up the dope ring? Personally, I'm I'm oh you jockey?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
You mean this slick chick is a dick?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
That's right, mister Morgan. Three and a half years with
William K.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Burns.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
My assignment was to follow you so much for.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
The Madden as you arouse in Women, Morgan, Why engage
miss Henderson.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
To shadow you, because I'm fed up with you playing
Don Juan on the air as you did tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Marjorie.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Did you find a beach party at Malibu on your
report or a romantic internet with a Russian actress from Oscar?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's Nimmn's not far from pisk Whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
It is, it's not on this report.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
All I find is a street car ride, a trip
train to Pasadena.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And the days spent watching an excavation.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Well by a fulminator of prause. I guess that Scotch
is your yawn and closes the.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Case, doesn't it? Oh, cases Scotch.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Jockey.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Miss Henderson's report is authentic in every detail.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You admit it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
But as a federal confidential operative, I must have quit
the courtesy of the profession and asked that she said
no more about the case I was working on without
permission of the FBI. You a private detective, yes, oh no, oh, yes,
Operator M two at your servicer, I'd gladly show you
my bad but I holding up my trousers at the moment.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Do you have the ineffable call that stand there unashamed
and claimed you were working on the case.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
He's such a boy.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I've been known.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Among the watchdogs and the laws, the bloodhound of Beverly Hill.
I had heard in my criminological acumen from my grandfather
pistol Pack and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Vine solved every chase without moving from the armchair the
law enforcement age. See where he was habitually south House
the way I heard it, that's particular grandfather was hung
for horse fealing, nothing of the kind. He was simply
making his last personal appearance and somebody dropped the stage
out from und earth. With my background, it was only
(10:06):
natural that I should be called in on one of
the most painous crimes in history. Seemingly inoffensive peanut brittle
Merchant went for cirk with jealousy and broke his wife's
favorite Sinatra record.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, okay, Frankie, but you're taking your own grave.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
How we know all you did was gopher a streetcar
ride answer, leave. My breath was high on the neck
of the criminal when he hopped to pass his treet car.
I had the bracelets out and ready to snap on
when he escaped.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
During the confusion.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yes, The trail led me to.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
The Union depot, where a fellon, hitting the poppment of
the chief, and I bought it just as the train
pulled out.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Oh brother, here comes to Pasadena, Alibi.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Not Alibi's fans, wishing to know them, fire the Pasadena
parties to intercept the chief.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I asked the colored porter what time we'd arrived.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Then immediately I asked the conductor, wait a minute, brand well,
ask the porter of the arrival time.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Yes, and it turned right around and asked the conductor yes, well.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I wanted to get it in black and white.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
The local policeman had fasteneda.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
And you spent all day watching an excavation, she said.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
The girl the gush jumped out of the train window.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And led us marry chase until his mad flight was
terminated by falling into a great excavation. He was run
over by a ten ton steamroller. Thus in the ends
of justice were met and the case was closed. The
sheriff blocked him up, and I received a side.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I will show you when I hold it. Why also
handsome a water of a half pound of butter.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Something puzzles you, jockey, Yes, plenty, you were.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Doing a fine job of wiggling, but you were just
one step too far. If a man was run over
by a ten ton steamroller, he squashed flat.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, calm in the world.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Could you turn him over to the sheriff?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Was that very simple?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Jockey, Ey said.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
He took him down to the Sheriff's office and slipped
him under the door.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Last Tuesday night, as the election returns rolled in, folks
down in Claybrook got out the band to celebrate Pete
Portney's landslide victory for mayor, and early next morning we
find the new mayor sitting down the breakfast in the
kitchen as always, Molly, his housekeeper is just pouring his coffee.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Ah hee, what, Molly, it's something I want.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
To ask you.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Go ahead, Molly.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Well don't you think it'd be sort of fitting for
me to call you mister Mayor?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
From now on?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Molly, you call me anything your heart desires, just so
long as you don't call me too late from a
Maxwell House and you can depend on that, Molly. There's
nothing like a cup of delicious Maxwell House coffee to
help keep any man, even I'm Mayor, happy, because Maxwell
House has the friendliest flavor going. It has all the rich, mellow,
downright goodness of choice. Latin American coffee is blended right
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in by the unmatched skill of our blenders. This art
is skillful blending coupled with the special Maxwell House radiant
roast process, explains why millions of coffee lovers prefer Maxwell House,
why more stores sell Maxwell House than any other brand
in America, Because Maxwell House is good, good to the
last drop. John County has selected for you tonight, No love,
(13:28):
no nothing, Frank Tours conducting a Cormon Dragon arrangement.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
No love, no nothing.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Until my baby comes home, No.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
No nothing, That longest.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Baby He must crawl. I have promised him.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I wait for him.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Hen't even he's crows.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
I am lonesome, heaven know, but whill I said, still go.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
No long, no nothing.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And that's a promise of he no.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
One with no long.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I'm getting plenty of sleep.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
My heart on strike and fall is.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Flight and honey call, no love, no sir, No nothing
until my baby comes.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh, no love, No nothing until my baby comes home.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No no nothing, as.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Long as baby he must know.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
My hard one cry and all its life and.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
The honey call, no love, no sir, No nothing until
my baby come. No no nothing until my baby.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
I haven't got him any tag you mine so to
and now I oh, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Hello, oh hello John, Hello daddy. You sound worried.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I am. I'm on my way to court and I'm
taking snooks along.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You're not worried.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
You're crazy, daddy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What are you taking snoops for? She's the only witness
I have. Remember that fight I got into last week?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Oh yes, you uh, you punched your neighbor, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It was an accident.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
John so helped me. Yeah, but he's showing for the
loss of two teeth. Well, I can't talk anymore.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Goodbye, John, Good luck Daddy. You'd better have a mighty
good lawyer.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hory Snooks caught convenes any minute doesn't.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Mean je jelly apple?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Where are you going to find room for a jelly apple?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
You've got a balloon in one hand.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
An ice cream cone in the other, and a pocket
full of lollipops. Oh, I don't know why I'm being
so good to you.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I know, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, all right, so you're my star witness. Now. All
I ask is that you remember everything I told you
to say.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Did judge?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
My daddy is a peace loving, evil tempered.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Me even tempered.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Jail door flute, generous door fault. How many times do
I have to tell you that?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh, I'll get it right, Daddy, Just leave it to me.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, try to be convincing when you get on the
witness stand. If Much wins this case, it'll cost me
at least two hundred dollars. You were responsible for the
whole thing anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
I didn't stop mister Much.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well you started it with his little son, Brentwood.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
But ain't doing me.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What's the difference what mine's yours and what's yours is mine?
If you had two autmobiles, you'd give me one, wouldn't you.
Of course, Dad, that you had two wristwatches should give
me one. That you had two lollipops, you'd give me one,
wouldn't you.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Why they got too like?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well, just remember where you got me. I'm depending on
you to prove that I didn't strike mister mudge wilfully
and intentionally.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Mm hmmm. He claims that I knocked two.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Teeth out, which is false. How do I know what
they were? All I know is I didn't knock them out?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
What were they doing on the floors?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Snooks? You don't believe that I deliberately tried to knock
mister Mudgey's.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Teeth out, No, Daddy, but I believe you try to
knock a meat plaguing.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Nucks for Heaven's sake, tried to get the story straight.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's why I'm acting as my own attorney, dag.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Yes, I remember.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Mudge hit me first, hit you first, but with admirable restraints.
I didn't hit back, you didn't hit back. Instead, I
held out my hand like a gentleman, and when Mudge
bent over, suddenly to tie his shoelace. His face struck
my outstretched bare that's our story.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
That's our story. Yes, you expect him to believe that.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Naturally you believe it, don't you?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sure, Daddy? But you brought me a bone.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And there's plenty more where that came from.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
M Here we are.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Now, let's see. I had that's open in my pocket somewhat.
I didn't say peanut's I said, sir, poena y can't
you forget about eating for a second? Come on, now,
this is the court room?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
By m what's that lady jailing?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Which lady?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
The one rule in the play?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Snooks. That's a statue of justice, and those are scales
in her hand, that symbolic of the fairness of our
great courts.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Has she got a headache?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
No, she's wearing that cloth over her eyes to indicate
that justice is blind the day, requiet, snookes, the case
is about to be opened.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Hey, hey, case, the Lancelot Higgins versus wilcham Mud Justice
cup reside.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Come on, Snooks, that's us, are you mister Higgins?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, your army?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Are you represented by counsel?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No? Your army. I'm serving as my own clubs.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Very well, Miss Higgins, proceed with.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The court's permission. I'd like to call my witness to
the stand. The snokes, Yaddy Snooks, Why are you sticking
your tongue.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Out of the judge.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's all right, you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
What do you mean he can't see you when you
just get adjusted with fine?
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Din't see I failed to see the humor. Have your
witness worn, Miss Daggans, Snooks.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hurry get up there and swear nobody Just who was
the bailiff says?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Is that man the bailet? Yes? Hmmm you plant boone face?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Your name?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Please snooke kidding?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Repeat after me. I solemnly swear I tell the whole truth.
Put the truth service.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
Down, Taddy Snokes, This is no time for food.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Will judge your to water?
Speaker 7 (21:57):
He didn't say it? On with your testimony?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, now, snookes, you were present at the time of
the alleged altercation. Were you not play the plaintiff? One
Wilsham Mudge contends that I struck him with malice of
hawn thought?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, Daddy, did I hit him with anything resembling malice
of porth?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No, Daddy, you hit him with your face.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
How can forget that? Snokes? Just answer my.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Question, answering, Daddy, Now.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You've put into the record that I struck the plaintiff
with my fist. What possible reason could I have for
hitting a man like mister Mudge?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
What?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yes, he's lit with than you, Snokes.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Bay attention, Have I ever given you any indication that
I strike people who are smaller than I have? I?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Well, Daddy Ray very big and the leg.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Never mind that, I'll take care of you later. There
will be no intimidating the witness.
Speaker 12 (23:08):
Please, Oh, your honor, I was just just.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Don't comind yourself to the testimony.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
As your honor. Alright now, I'm not going to ask
you any more questions. I just want you to tell
the court in your own words, what happened.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
In my own way.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, don't you want me to tell him your wife
she's joking, your honor, mister Higgins, have you been putting
words in the mouth of the witness. Oh certainly not,
your honor. I wouldn't think of such a thing. Go ahead, Sukes,
tell the court what happened in your own simple language?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
All right, be judge?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Knowing my god, mister Land a lot Higgins, as I
do in congoly go to that any would anyone would
visualize him as a man of violent danity.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
How true, mister Higgins. Are you sure you haven't coached
the witness?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Certainly not your continues?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It can truly be said of him that he is
a man of gentle dispolgian and.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
A pillow of his community.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Don't you don't you mean pillar?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Dear?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a child, mister Higgins.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh, she's much smarter than she looks her up.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
He did no well to any man, and in the
immortal works of the great Bard.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Well finish your sentence, not hardly a master words, dear,
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
What are you crying for? Now? You won't get me
the tay thing.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Mister Higgins, I do understand that you attempted to bribe
your witness, or of.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Course not your I didn't promise her any touch thing.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You did too, and I stayed up too nice learning
more in th way, Oh.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Higgins, you not only intimidate her there, you coached her.
That will be two hundred dollars in costs for shore
six case. Meads, Come along, snooks, we're going home.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I wanted just to come along.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
You want to judge for, won't.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Let me what intimidate you wi a child?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
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Speaker 7 (26:25):
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Speaker 1 (26:28):
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Speaker 7 (26:36):
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Speaker 1 (26:39):
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Speaker 7 (26:53):
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Speaker 1 (26:56):
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No wonder Maxwell House is the largest selling vacuum packed
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Speaker 3 (27:18):
Darling you and.
Speaker 11 (27:22):
No the rear, the summers come.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
And all.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
The trees.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
Melodies, and while love.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Will grow from the first come until the good.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well that's about all we have time for tonight, ladies
and gentlemen, until next Thursday evening at Maxwell House Coffee Time,
when we will broadcast from the Army Air Base at Marshfield, California,
with Vanny Price's baby.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Snooks, Frank Morgan, who appears with us through courtesy of
Metrogoldwen Mayor and who will soon be seen in thousands,
Cheer Hamley Stafford.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Frank Tours and Hollow Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
This is John Cotty saying good night and good luck
from the makers of.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
To the last drop.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
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Speaker 12 (28:34):
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ten ten little boxes of delicious nutritious cereals.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
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Speaker 12 (28:47):
You get a choice of Post Toasties, Post Brand Flakes,
Grape Nuts Flakes and.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
The Viscos shredded wheat ten individual.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Servings in all.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
In every post ten cereal is a basic seven food
supplying whole grand nourishment, so important for adequate four time
breakfast yet post tens.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
This program came to you from Hollywood. This is the
national broadcasting Company m
Heye, snooks, what are you doing with that fruit bowl?
Come on, invention, invention?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, make shoes out of banana skin?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's interesting. What kind of shoes can you make out
of banana skids?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Snookes, you're an idol dreamer. Why don't you work on
something practical?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
White?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, like a hollow cake of soap?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Stop, yes, then there wouldn't be any useless little pieces
left over.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What would you do with the hall pie?
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You could use that to stuff macaroni? Not bad?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Eh? Baby, you're goofy.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Why of course I'm goofy. We're all goofy. Why because
it's Maxwell House.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Goofy time.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that makes Maxwell.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
House Coffee time and time once again.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
To enjoy the game. You were a Frank Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The music of the Maxwell House Orchestra conducted by Frank tours,
the trials of Handley Stafford as Daddy, and the unpredictable
conduct of Fanny Brice in her original character creation They
wanted only babies.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Notes.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now here is our singing Master of Ceremonies, your host
for the evening, John County.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What are you doing the infantry?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Your march, march, your march.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What do you do when your pack has got.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Your back is stiff as starch.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
There's many a fall in the cavalry, but never a
fall in art. What are you doing the infantry?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
You march, your much, your march.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What do you do in the infantry? You hep, you hep,
you heike? What do you get in the infantry? You're
left and.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Right of blake, the skill of a gun in the
signal course, travel and hall a bike.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What are you doing the infantry?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
You hype, you heipy heip, the hard way, the hard.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Way, sweat you get there the hard way.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What do you do in the infantry? You win? You
when you win? What do you do for the victory?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
You move into Berlin with.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The rest of the army.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
You ride and ride and through a tumb What are
you doing the infantry? You're all Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
(02:27):
and good evening everyone, even John, I say, I don't
wish to be troublesome.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You suppose you could let me have five all minutes
of your timeable at all to.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
There's no trouble at all, And my dressing problem is
causing you to burst at the seams to see.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
My sir, I just wanted to compliments you are the
charming young lady you were dining with after the broadcast
last week it was sheer glamour.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Why tursy, you sound envious?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I should think a man like you would enjoy the
simple things of life.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh, I love the simple thing you do in bet
I finally maned one.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Well to be envious.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
My fourthad pawn, the young lady, is to be our
guest tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She is a lady operative of the William J. Burns
International Detective Agency.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, Lady Detective, isn't that a bit unusual?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
In more ways than one?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Good neighbor?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Our mister Morgan's yarns are going to be squelched tonight.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
As a special favor, our Lady Detective is.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Shadowed Frank all week so that if he starts any of.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
His tall tails, she'll give us a report of exactly
where he went and what he did.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
For once, I've got that for it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh, excuse me the phone, Hello John, this is Marjorie Anderson.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Hello Marjorie, it's the lady detective Now myself, Marjorie, why
aren't you here? Have you forgotten that tonight's the night
we put the finger on.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Frank Morgan.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
No, but I had some trouble.
Speaker 10 (03:37):
What I've been shadowing him since last Thursday is for
your instruction.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yes, but just a few minutes ago I lost him.
He ran down a dark alley.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Were you chasing him?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
No, you're chasing me?
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Well, rise above advisory. Come on over to the broadcast
and be sure to bring your report.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I will if I can get out of this alley.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Good Bye?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Any travel John? Oh no, no, She'll be along any minute.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
In the meantime, would you care for a hand of
jim or perhaps a card drink or two kevital?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Do you know any unusual tricks? Do I know one
little trick that's positively.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Fascinating, a delight to the eye, drives the boys crazy
and partying?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
He does, well, let's call it him.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We'll all go crazy together, sweeties.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
My ugly ducklings. And who who is this tempting little.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Trick who makes a party feel like a boy?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Sorry, Frank, but all the tricks I know are cart fine.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
If she's a wild cat, I'm glad she Just give
her a new deal.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Frank mull to.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Be eternally preoccupied with the ladies.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Why don't you be like me? Why is that good?
Never mind?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
At least I know.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
There's a time and a place for everything.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
For instance, after the broadcast last week, I went.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Out to the parking lot.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I found a beautiful woman sitting in my car, perfect stranger.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, what do you do why? I went over and
reported it to the parking attendant.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Naturally, what would you have done?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The same as you, But I wouldn't lie about it, Yes, Jackie,
my boy, No doubt she would have succumbed to that
tense personal charm that keeps me constantly.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Fighting off women, but very deeply.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
For instance, this week, I've.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Been following every place I've gone by a host attractive
young woman.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh so there was a gall on your trailer?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Yes, Afrail Tours.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I wonder who it could have been.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Well, doubtless a lovesick young thing after my autograph or something.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Women are such fools where I'm concerned. Curse, she assumed
me constantly as I went about my customary game mad round,
even to Malibu, where I was guest to honor at
the last Gama Beach party of the season.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Oh, who's there, Frank?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Who was there?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Who wasn't there, Landa Turner wasn't there, Sonya Haiti wasn't there,
Bio shoppings Hani's case wasn't there. But they had a
family of gorgeous bathing girls. So I drifted in and
out with the tide, all in.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
One of these bathing suits too, all.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
The way, jo, he's California gas, so wrecking in modesty nothing, yes, And.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
The water's nice too, As is always.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
My delightful faith came embroiled in a romantic episode with
an emigrey Russian actress Natasha Oshanska from up near Mint,
That's which is near Fifth.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
There she was.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sitting alone on the beach in the moonlight. Softly I
approached across the worms, hands dropped down beside her, and
put my arm about.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But what happened, Jockey, what you read in the papers
is true.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Those Russians are terrific fighters.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
So much for your romantic force.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But what about the girl who was following you?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Amazing as it may seem, she was still.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Waiting for me when I left.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
The party, and it wasn't until a half hour ago
that I managed to elude of.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
By running down a doc alleyway.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
But you couldn't catch her.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
No, she's pretty fat on her feet.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I've been trapped, Joshi.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Those delicious anchizations do not become a gentleman and a scholar.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Anita with you for more? Oh, jockey as a door.
There she is, that poor helpless.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Victim of a man infatuation.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Well could I I'll go to men the loved Hornhart.
Wait a minute, she's followed you this far.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
She didn't make it over to the microphone. Oh no,
oh uh, Marjorie, won't you join us?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Johnny?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You know this delightful little umfo.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh yes, you see see our guests this evening, meet
missus Marjorie Henderson.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
John This is mystro tour's Marjorie and this gentleman. I'm
sure you're acquainted, you.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Know by this time.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I feel like an old friend of yours.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, the way you've been following me my day, if.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You like an old wife of mine.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Marjorie, you've been following Frime since last Thursday.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Heaven now be Jocky.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Don't blame her the flower allbes you know.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh, I'm not ashamed, mister Morgan, I'm sure doing it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What is this strange man? Miss Iah?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Rous and women? Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
No, I made up my business to see that you
didn't get away from me.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
O kill bodyn.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
That's French.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
But this is murder now you. Oh yes, I'm Dick
Tracy Junior g Man myself.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Four Box Stop Bank.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Is an opera.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
It was the Burn's detective agents.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What do you think Dack will ever cash lasty and
break up the dope ring? Personally, I'm I'm oh you jockey?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
You mean this slick chick is a dick?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
That's right, mister Morgan. Three and a half years with
William K.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Burns.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
My assignment was to follow you so much for.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
The Madden as you arouse in Women, Morgan, Why engage
miss Henderson.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
To shadow you, because I'm fed up with you playing
Don Juan on the air as you did tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Marjorie.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Did you find a beach party at Malibu on your
report or a romantic internet with a Russian actress from Oscar?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
That's Nimmn's not far from pisk Whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
It is, it's not on this report.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
All I find is a street car ride, a trip
train to Pasadena.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And the days spent watching an excavation.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Well by a fulminator of prause. I guess that Scotch
is your yawn and closes the.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Case, doesn't it? Oh, cases Scotch.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Jockey.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Miss Henderson's report is authentic in every detail.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You admit it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
But as a federal confidential operative, I must have quit
the courtesy of the profession and asked that she said
no more about the case I was working on without
permission of the FBI. You a private detective, yes, oh no, oh, yes,
Operator M two at your servicer, I'd gladly show you
my bad but I holding up my trousers at the moment.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Do you have the ineffable call that stand there unashamed
and claimed you were working on the case.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
He's such a boy.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I've been known.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Among the watchdogs and the laws, the bloodhound of Beverly Hill.
I had heard in my criminological acumen from my grandfather
pistol Pack and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Vine solved every chase without moving from the armchair the
law enforcement age. See where he was habitually south House
the way I heard it, that's particular grandfather was hung
for horse fealing, nothing of the kind. He was simply
making his last personal appearance and somebody dropped the stage
out from und earth. With my background, it was only
(10:06):
natural that I should be called in on one of
the most painous crimes in history. Seemingly inoffensive peanut brittle
Merchant went for cirk with jealousy and broke his wife's
favorite Sinatra record.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, okay, Frankie, but you're taking your own grave.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
How we know all you did was gopher a streetcar
ride answer, leave. My breath was high on the neck
of the criminal when he hopped to pass his treet car.
I had the bracelets out and ready to snap on
when he escaped.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
During the confusion.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yes, The trail led me to.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
The Union depot, where a fellon, hitting the poppment of
the chief, and I bought it just as the train
pulled out.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Oh brother, here comes to Pasadena, Alibi.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Not Alibi's fans, wishing to know them, fire the Pasadena
parties to intercept the chief.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I asked the colored porter what time we'd arrived.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Then immediately I asked the conductor, wait a minute, brand well,
ask the porter of the arrival time.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Yes, and it turned right around and asked the conductor yes, well.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I wanted to get it in black and white.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
The local policeman had fasteneda.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
And you spent all day watching an excavation, she said.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
The girl the gush jumped out of the train window.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And led us marry chase until his mad flight was
terminated by falling into a great excavation. He was run
over by a ten ton steamroller. Thus in the ends
of justice were met and the case was closed. The
sheriff blocked him up, and I received a side.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I will show you when I hold it. Why also
handsome a water of a half pound of butter.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Something puzzles you, jockey, Yes, plenty, you were.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Doing a fine job of wiggling, but you were just
one step too far. If a man was run over
by a ten ton steamroller, he squashed flat.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, calm in the world.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Could you turn him over to the sheriff?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Was that very simple?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Jockey, Ey said.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
He took him down to the Sheriff's office and slipped
him under the door.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Last Tuesday night, as the election returns rolled in, folks
down in Claybrook got out the band to celebrate Pete
Portney's landslide victory for mayor, and early next morning we
find the new mayor sitting down the breakfast in the
kitchen as always, Molly, his housekeeper is just pouring his coffee.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Ah hee, what, Molly, it's something I want.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
To ask you.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Go ahead, Molly.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Well don't you think it'd be sort of fitting for
me to call you mister Mayor?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
From now on?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Molly, you call me anything your heart desires, just so
long as you don't call me too late from a
Maxwell House and you can depend on that, Molly. There's
nothing like a cup of delicious Maxwell House coffee to
help keep any man, even I'm Mayor, happy, because Maxwell
House has the friendliest flavor going. It has all the rich, mellow,
downright goodness of choice. Latin American coffee is blended right
(12:57):
in by the unmatched skill of our blenders. This art
is skillful blending coupled with the special Maxwell House radiant
roast process, explains why millions of coffee lovers prefer Maxwell House,
why more stores sell Maxwell House than any other brand
in America, Because Maxwell House is good, good to the
last drop. John County has selected for you tonight, No love,
(13:28):
no nothing, Frank Tours conducting a Cormon Dragon arrangement.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
No love, no nothing.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Until my baby comes home, No.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
No nothing, That longest.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Baby He must crawl. I have promised him.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I wait for him.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Hen't even he's crows.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
I am lonesome, heaven know, but whill I said, still go.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
No long, no nothing.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And that's a promise of he no.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
One with no long.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I'm getting plenty of sleep.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
My heart on strike and fall is.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Flight and honey call, no love, no sir, No nothing
until my baby comes.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh, no love, No nothing until my baby comes home.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No no nothing, as.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Long as baby he must know.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
My hard one cry and all its life and.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
The honey call, no love, no sir, No nothing until
my baby come. No no nothing until my baby.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
I haven't got him any tag you mine so to
and now I oh, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Hello, oh hello John, Hello daddy. You sound worried.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I am. I'm on my way to court and I'm
taking snooks along.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You're not worried.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
You're crazy, daddy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What are you taking snoops for? She's the only witness
I have. Remember that fight I got into last week?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Oh yes, you uh, you punched your neighbor, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It was an accident.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
John so helped me. Yeah, but he's showing for the
loss of two teeth. Well, I can't talk anymore.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Goodbye, John, Good luck Daddy. You'd better have a mighty
good lawyer.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hory Snooks caught convenes any minute doesn't.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Mean je jelly apple?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Where are you going to find room for a jelly apple?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
You've got a balloon in one hand.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
An ice cream cone in the other, and a pocket
full of lollipops. Oh, I don't know why I'm being
so good to you.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I know, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, all right, so you're my star witness. Now. All
I ask is that you remember everything I told you
to say.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Did judge?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
My daddy is a peace loving, evil tempered.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Me even tempered.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Jail door flute, generous door fault. How many times do
I have to tell you that?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh, I'll get it right, Daddy, Just leave it to me.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, try to be convincing when you get on the
witness stand. If Much wins this case, it'll cost me
at least two hundred dollars. You were responsible for the
whole thing anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
I didn't stop mister Much.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well you started it with his little son, Brentwood.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
But ain't doing me.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What's the difference what mine's yours and what's yours is mine?
If you had two autmobiles, you'd give me one, wouldn't you.
Of course, Dad, that you had two wristwatches should give
me one. That you had two lollipops, you'd give me one,
wouldn't you.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Why they got too like?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well, just remember where you got me. I'm depending on
you to prove that I didn't strike mister mudge wilfully
and intentionally.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Mm hmmm. He claims that I knocked two.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Teeth out, which is false. How do I know what
they were? All I know is I didn't knock them out?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
What were they doing on the floors?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Snooks? You don't believe that I deliberately tried to knock
mister Mudgey's.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Teeth out, No, Daddy, but I believe you try to
knock a meat plaguing.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Nucks for Heaven's sake, tried to get the story straight.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's why I'm acting as my own attorney, dag.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Yes, I remember.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Mudge hit me first, hit you first, but with admirable restraints.
I didn't hit back, you didn't hit back. Instead, I
held out my hand like a gentleman, and when Mudge
bent over, suddenly to tie his shoelace. His face struck
my outstretched bare that's our story.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
That's our story. Yes, you expect him to believe that.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Naturally you believe it, don't you?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sure, Daddy? But you brought me a bone.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And there's plenty more where that came from.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
M Here we are.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Now, let's see. I had that's open in my pocket somewhat.
I didn't say peanut's I said, sir, poena y can't
you forget about eating for a second? Come on, now,
this is the court room?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
By m what's that lady jailing?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Which lady?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
The one rule in the play?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Snooks. That's a statue of justice, and those are scales
in her hand, that symbolic of the fairness of our
great courts.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Has she got a headache?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
No, she's wearing that cloth over her eyes to indicate
that justice is blind the day, requiet, snookes, the case
is about to be opened.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Hey, hey, case, the Lancelot Higgins versus wilcham Mud Justice
cup reside.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Come on, Snooks, that's us, are you mister Higgins?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, your army?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Are you represented by counsel?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
No? Your army. I'm serving as my own clubs.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Very well, Miss Higgins, proceed with.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The court's permission. I'd like to call my witness to
the stand. The snokes, Yaddy Snooks, Why are you sticking
your tongue.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Out of the judge.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's all right, you can't see me.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
What do you mean he can't see you when you
just get adjusted with fine?
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Din't see I failed to see the humor. Have your
witness worn, Miss Daggans, Snooks.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hurry get up there and swear nobody Just who was
the bailiff says?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Is that man the bailet? Yes? Hmmm you plant boone face?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Your name?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Please snooke kidding?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Repeat after me. I solemnly swear I tell the whole truth.
Put the truth service.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
Down, Taddy Snokes, This is no time for food.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Will judge your to water?
Speaker 7 (21:57):
He didn't say it? On with your testimony?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, now, snookes, you were present at the time of
the alleged altercation. Were you not play the plaintiff? One
Wilsham Mudge contends that I struck him with malice of
hawn thought?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, Daddy, did I hit him with anything resembling malice
of porth?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No, Daddy, you hit him with your face.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
How can forget that? Snokes? Just answer my.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Question, answering, Daddy, Now.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You've put into the record that I struck the plaintiff
with my fist. What possible reason could I have for
hitting a man like mister Mudge?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
What?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yes, he's lit with than you, Snokes.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Bay attention, Have I ever given you any indication that
I strike people who are smaller than I have? I?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Well, Daddy Ray very big and the leg.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Never mind that, I'll take care of you later. There
will be no intimidating the witness.
Speaker 12 (23:08):
Please, Oh, your honor, I was just just.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Don't comind yourself to the testimony.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
As your honor. Alright now, I'm not going to ask
you any more questions. I just want you to tell
the court in your own words, what happened.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
In my own way.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yes, don't you want me to tell him your wife
she's joking, your honor, mister Higgins, have you been putting
words in the mouth of the witness. Oh certainly not,
your honor. I wouldn't think of such a thing. Go ahead, Sukes,
tell the court what happened in your own simple language?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
All right, be judge?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Knowing my god, mister Land a lot Higgins, as I
do in congoly go to that any would anyone would
visualize him as a man of violent danity.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
How true, mister Higgins. Are you sure you haven't coached
the witness?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Certainly not your continues?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It can truly be said of him that he is
a man of gentle dispolgian and.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
A pillow of his community.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Don't you don't you mean pillar?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Dear?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a child, mister Higgins.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh, she's much smarter than she looks her up.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
He did no well to any man, and in the
immortal works of the great Bard.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Well finish your sentence, not hardly a master words, dear,
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
What are you crying for? Now? You won't get me
the tay thing.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Mister Higgins, I do understand that you attempted to bribe
your witness, or of.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Course not your I didn't promise her any touch thing.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You did too, and I stayed up too nice learning
more in th way, Oh.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Higgins, you not only intimidate her there, you coached her.
That will be two hundred dollars in costs for shore
six case. Meads, Come along, snooks, we're going home.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I wanted just to come along.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
You want to judge for, won't.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Let me what intimidate you wi a child?
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