June 18, 2025 • 7 mins
This comedic series features a mischievous child whose antics and witty remarks bring laughter to audiences, showcasing the lighter side of family life.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is Fanny, Bryce says
baby snug.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Daddy played by Henry Fafford, is all set for a
swell outing. He has an appointment to go fishing with
some friends, and as our scene opens, it is four
thirty in the morning and he's about to leave the house. Listen, well,
I guess I have everything, tackle box, rods, net, thermous.
Mustn't forget my waiting boots.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, now I've got to sneak past the kids room,
and you're a what's the use of saying friends?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Play a don Daddy.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm going fishing. You want to make something out of it?
Now look out, I gotta hurry.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why have snooks?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm not gonna stand here and argue with you. It's
four thirty in the morning and everybody in his right
mind is sleeping.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Funny, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I suppose you think I'm crazy because I get up
so early to go fishing, don't you?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, Daddy?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh well, I'm glad to hear say that. Your mother
doesn't seem to understand my little hobbies.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
What hobbies?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A hobby is something that a man takes up outside
of his regular work. Something that relaxes him. Some people
collect stamps, others do woodwork.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There's uncle like a hobby.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, Uncle Louis ches. Hmm, I said, Your uncle Louis
spends his spare time etching.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Why only scratch himself.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, I'll explain it to you some other time. Now,
let me go and I'll bring you back a fishing
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You ell?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How do I know?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm just about the best fisherman in the world, that's all.
Remember the last time I went, I brought homosexful.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And Mommy wouldn't let you bring them in the house.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
God, don't remind me of it. And such beautiful fish too. Oh,
I had three barracuda and one smelt.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They all smell, he did not.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're getting more like your mother every day watching.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That little bit. Daddy worms, I want to see.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, I haven't got time. Oh please snokes, it'll be
soon too late to go fishing.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
How is fishing born, daddy?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, the fish lay eggs like a chicken. No, that
chicken only lays one to get a time, But the
fish lays hundreds of eggs.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why, oh, I don't know. Let me get out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's fish cackle when they lay eggs.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, only a hen cackles. The hen lays the egg,
then she sits on it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Did anybody sit on me?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, but it would have been a good idea.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh snokes, I'll be late for my fishing appointment if
you'll keep asking me questions.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How are you gonna catch the fish?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Dad? With a hook? To tie a hook on your
line and let it go to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Why does it go to the bottom because I take
along a big sinker.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is Uncle Loe going?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Now? Uncle Louie is not going?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I didn't say anything about Uncle Louie. I said I'd
take along a big sinker.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I thought you could never mind.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Idea. That's no way to talk about your uncle Louis.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You always say you daddy.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, I know him better than you do.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Besides, I have no time to discuss it with you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Now, good Boodye, No, what is he?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
How are you going to catch?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I told you with a hook?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You tie a hook to your line and then you
bake the hook and drop it in the water, and
pretty soon you feel a bite.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Then you know what you do? Uh huh? What h Well?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You set your hook like this then you start to
reel him in careful, keep.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
His head up.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
See him huh, look at him, whizz. I don't give
him any slack. Reeling fast, bring him right to the surface. Ha,
there he is. Look at that fish. What a beauty
you feel?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I feel fine and it's getting laid. I gotta go now,
don't you start? And I won't have any more nonsense.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We don't want to check me out. You you will
watch I'll eat a boiler wins snop's.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Not put that can down? What am I gonna do
with you? Check you?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, This is one time you're not gonna pulling me
into giving in.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'll go ahead and meet the worm. See if I.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Can tell me I like you?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, but a quick one.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Did you ever hear the story about the twelve apples?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And only ten were good? Too bad? Goodbye?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh, well, I know a joke about fishing.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You want to hear it? And when you promise to
let me go if I tell you, m okay, but
no interruptions. No One's two irishmen named Pat and Mike.
One day they rented the boat and went out fishing,
and Mike, well, they found a good spot in the
middle of the lake. They caught a lot of fish,
and Mike wanted to remember where they caught them. So
we said to Pas be jabers pats, just thinking I
(05:02):
am that we'd better be coming back.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And it's more you laughing at.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's a funny daddy, Come in, I haven't finished this
one yet.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, anyway, Mike wanted to remember where he caught the
fish so they could come back the next day.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What do you think the darn food is he.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Made a mark on the side of the boats ever heard? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
How did he know he'd get the same boat?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Now you don't have the joke? All rise? See that? Oh? Sure,
I'll gi you a meddy and I come home. What
is it?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I want a pair of rubber boots like you know
you can't have rubber boots. Why I don't think of
a reason?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Later come by, now you listen, I'll tell you a
very sad story about a little girl who wanted rubber boots,
and she cried till she got them.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Would they fit me?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And one day there came a great big rain, and
the silly little girl put on the rubber boots and
went wading in the deepest puddle she did find, so
her feet got all wet, and that night she contracted
a bad cold. Well, the cold got worse, and in
two days she had pneumonia. So her father called him
the biggest doctors, but none of them could save his child.
(06:32):
The crisis came, and just at the stroke of midnight,
the poor little girl died. Her broken hearted father buried
in her little grave right on the top of a
green hill.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And every year he puts a flower on it. Now,
doesn't that make your stuff? And think, what are you
thinking about?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What did they do with the booch?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Daddy a
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is Fanny, Bryce says
baby snug.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Daddy played by Henry Fafford, is all set for a
swell outing. He has an appointment to go fishing with
some friends, and as our scene opens, it is four
thirty in the morning and he's about to leave the house. Listen, well,
I guess I have everything, tackle box, rods, net, thermous.
Mustn't forget my waiting boots.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, now I've got to sneak past the kids room,
and you're a what's the use of saying friends?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Play a don Daddy.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm going fishing. You want to make something out of it?
Now look out, I gotta hurry.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why have snooks?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm not gonna stand here and argue with you. It's
four thirty in the morning and everybody in his right
mind is sleeping.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Funny, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I suppose you think I'm crazy because I get up
so early to go fishing, don't you?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, Daddy?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh well, I'm glad to hear say that. Your mother
doesn't seem to understand my little hobbies.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
What hobbies?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A hobby is something that a man takes up outside
of his regular work. Something that relaxes him. Some people
collect stamps, others do woodwork.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There's uncle like a hobby.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, Uncle Louis ches. Hmm, I said, Your uncle Louis
spends his spare time etching.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Why only scratch himself.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, I'll explain it to you some other time. Now,
let me go and I'll bring you back a fishing
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You ell?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How do I know?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm just about the best fisherman in the world, that's all.
Remember the last time I went, I brought homosexful.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And Mommy wouldn't let you bring them in the house.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
God, don't remind me of it. And such beautiful fish too. Oh,
I had three barracuda and one smelt.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They all smell, he did not.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're getting more like your mother every day watching.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That little bit. Daddy worms, I want to see.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, I haven't got time. Oh please snokes, it'll be
soon too late to go fishing.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
How is fishing born, daddy?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, the fish lay eggs like a chicken. No, that
chicken only lays one to get a time, But the
fish lays hundreds of eggs.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why, oh, I don't know. Let me get out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's fish cackle when they lay eggs.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, only a hen cackles. The hen lays the egg,
then she sits on it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Did anybody sit on me?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, but it would have been a good idea.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh snokes, I'll be late for my fishing appointment if
you'll keep asking me questions.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How are you gonna catch the fish?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Dad? With a hook? To tie a hook on your
line and let it go to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Why does it go to the bottom because I take
along a big sinker.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is Uncle Loe going?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Now? Uncle Louie is not going?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I didn't say anything about Uncle Louie. I said I'd
take along a big sinker.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I thought you could never mind.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Idea. That's no way to talk about your uncle Louis.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You always say you daddy.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, I know him better than you do.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Besides, I have no time to discuss it with you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Now, good Boodye, No, what is he?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
How are you going to catch?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I told you with a hook?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You tie a hook to your line and then you
bake the hook and drop it in the water, and
pretty soon you feel a bite.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Then you know what you do? Uh huh? What h Well?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You set your hook like this then you start to
reel him in careful, keep.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
His head up.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
See him huh, look at him, whizz. I don't give
him any slack. Reeling fast, bring him right to the surface. Ha,
there he is. Look at that fish. What a beauty
you feel?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I feel fine and it's getting laid. I gotta go now,
don't you start? And I won't have any more nonsense.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We don't want to check me out. You you will
watch I'll eat a boiler wins snop's.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Not put that can down? What am I gonna do
with you? Check you?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, This is one time you're not gonna pulling me
into giving in.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'll go ahead and meet the worm. See if I.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Can tell me I like you?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, but a quick one.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Did you ever hear the story about the twelve apples?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And only ten were good? Too bad? Goodbye?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh, well, I know a joke about fishing.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You want to hear it? And when you promise to
let me go if I tell you, m okay, but
no interruptions. No One's two irishmen named Pat and Mike.
One day they rented the boat and went out fishing,
and Mike, well, they found a good spot in the
middle of the lake. They caught a lot of fish,
and Mike wanted to remember where they caught them. So
we said to Pas be jabers pats, just thinking I
(05:02):
am that we'd better be coming back.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And it's more you laughing at.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's a funny daddy, Come in, I haven't finished this
one yet.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, anyway, Mike wanted to remember where he caught the
fish so they could come back the next day.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What do you think the darn food is he.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Made a mark on the side of the boats ever heard? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
How did he know he'd get the same boat?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Now you don't have the joke? All rise? See that? Oh? Sure,
I'll gi you a meddy and I come home. What
is it?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I want a pair of rubber boots like you know
you can't have rubber boots. Why I don't think of
a reason?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Later come by, now you listen, I'll tell you a
very sad story about a little girl who wanted rubber boots,
and she cried till she got them.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Would they fit me?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And one day there came a great big rain, and
the silly little girl put on the rubber boots and
went wading in the deepest puddle she did find, so
her feet got all wet, and that night she contracted
a bad cold. Well, the cold got worse, and in
two days she had pneumonia. So her father called him
the biggest doctors, but none of them could save his child.
(06:32):
The crisis came, and just at the stroke of midnight,
the poor little girl died. Her broken hearted father buried
in her little grave right on the top of a
green hill.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And every year he puts a flower on it. Now,
doesn't that make your stuff? And think, what are you
thinking about?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What did they do with the booch?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Daddy a
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