June 18, 2025 • 30 mins
This comedic series features a mischievous child whose antics and witty remarks bring laughter to audiences, showcasing the lighter side of family life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jay hell O.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jello in those six delicious flavors Jello puddings for old
fashioned homemade goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Bring you Baby Snook. Yes, it's the Baby.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Snooks Show starring Fanny Bryce his Baby Snucks with Hanley
Stafford is Daddy Carmen Dragon and his Orchestra, and yours
Julie Harlow Wilcox and brought to you each week by
Jello and Jello Pudding.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, I guess.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't have to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that
last night was Halloween. I don't know what you did,
but here's what happened in the Higgins home.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
The family was just finishing dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Mommy, please, cam I know you may not Nooks.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I told you a dozen times you can't go out
tonight Halloween.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I know it. That's why you're staying home so you
can't get in any trouble.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
All the kids will be out.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Nope, you heard your mother. The subject is closed.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We won't make just a tiny little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
No, it's the night of all nights. I want to
spend the quiet, RESTful evenings. Why because there's a doctor
coming over at nine o'clock. He's going to examine me
for insurance.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Do you think you'll find any.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Very funny more chocolate cake?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Lancel?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
No, thanks, dear, not with the doctor coming at my age.
He doesn't pay the stuff myself.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I want some chocolate cake, snookes. You've had three pieces?
You really want some more?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, and my age, it don't make any difference.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yes, I think I'll go in the other room and
lie down. I've had a hard day and I'd like
to relax a little before the doctor gets here.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Go ahead, dear, and I'll clear off the table.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Oh boy, that couch looks good.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Baddy, What is it if my promise is take in
front of the house.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
No, no, I'll please leave me alone. I'm gonna take
a nap.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Got a Halloween outside.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It's Halloween inside too, and you won't get into any trouble.
I want no further discussion on the subject. Yep, this
couch is the best buy I ever moved. I could
sleep for a week if my nerves would just let go.
Hope it doesn't show up in my blood pressure. What's
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the big ideas I put.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
On my Halloween mask?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
It's beautiful. How can't you go away and let me sleep?
The doctor will be here in an hour. Perhaps you
don't understand how important this is.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Perhaps I don't.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Well, it's not myself. I'm doing it for it's for
you and the family. Insurance is protection. If anything happens
to me, you'll get a lot of money.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
How much?
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Oh maybe ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Baddy?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What can I have a diamond exance?
Speaker 7 (03:38):
No, you've already had your allowance this week.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'll give you the dime bag. Do you when when
I get a ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Smokes? I don't think you know what you're saying. You
only collect insurance if something happens to the insurance. What
could happen by hundreds of things, and there's a different
type of policy to cover each one of them, life
health accident. Why you could even insure a finger?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
My little finger?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yes, suppose you lost your finger?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
How can I lose it? It's the aunt to me.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I didn't mean you'd leave it lying around somewhere. But
suppose you accidentally cut off your finger? Yeah, what would happen?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I could have only count up to mine.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
No, you could collect on it. Let's say it's my finger. Yeah,
if it should happen to get cut off, the company
would pay a thousand dollars a thousand dollars for your
little finger.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, sir, let's cut it off.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Smokes, Please go away and let me sleep. My blood
pressure is bad enough.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Count the doctor fix it, daddy.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
This doctor isn't coming here to fix things. He's coming
here to look me over. Whatever he finds wrong, he'll
report to his company.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't like that doctor.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Why not.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's a snitch.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
He's not a snitch.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
He is, so he go daddy.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
O mean, no, daddy, old stitch.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Oh snokes, for the love of heaving, leave me alone.
Go away?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Mm way anywhere alright, I'll go outside.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
No, you don't go someplace else in the house. I'm
trying to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I wanna take a nap.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Well, now that's a good idea. Yeah, suppose you run
up to your bedroom and lie down.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, I wanna lie next to you on a pouse.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I wanna lie next to you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Oh all right, alright, I suppose it's the only way
I can get some rest. Oh, come on, lie here
next to daddy and go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh right, good night, little daddy, Good night daddy.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yes, I think I gotten shown you.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Well, just lie here quietly and don't disturb me?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right today?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What's sign yet?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Listen, snookes, if you can't fall asleep? Count sheep, little
wooly sheep, Yes, with big brown eyes. Yes, I don't
like sheep. Well, count kangaroos jumping over a fence.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I like kangaroos better.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, twenty, twenty one,
twenty two, twenty four, twenty five.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
All right, les, hatters, what happened to fourteen nineteen or
twenty three?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
They tripped?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
That settles it, snooks. If I hear one more people
out of you, I'm gonna take my belt off and
you know what'll happen.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Then, m you're planning for fall down.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
No, I'll give you a tanning. That's what Now, Either
you let me take a nap or suffer the consequences,
not as hound you hurt me. Don't even open your mouth.
I could get more rest in a boiler factory. Oh,
just to close my eyes for fifteen minutes. Oh, for
pete sake, I didn't know it well, don't see who
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it is.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Highness, or hallow phoebe can you come after Halloween?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Not your love, Phoebe.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
My daddy's asleep on his sofa, but all.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
The kids are outside. Why don't you ask him?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I did ask him.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
He won't let me. Shall I ask him?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, you'll wake him up.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Can't you see your sleep? But what's he doing sleeping
so early?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
He's waiting for a man to come and see him.
About way, I'm about cutting off his little finger. See,
you don't are like my daddy does. Oh sometimes he snoils.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Sometimes he even whistles. Did he talk in his sleep too?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
They No, that's what makes my mother so mad.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He just mumbles, poor tired little daddy. Don't he look
pretty sleeping on a couch?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I guess we better not wake him up.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, I wouldn't wake him up.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I wouldn't wake him up for anything in the whole world.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I give up.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Did you have a nice little rest, daddy?
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Great? Were you two kids shappering in my ears?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Phebe wanted me to wake up, but I wouldn't do it.
I just wanted to know if Snigs has come out,
mister he can just hallereno alright.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Alright, go aheads shoot. Both of you get out of
the house.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Come on, Snigs before he changes his mind. Alright, why daddy.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
I should have done that an hour ago. Maybe i'd
have gotten some rest.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Now I'm so white of wait, my nerves are screaming
landslat is that you yelling?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Yes, my defense is just collapsed. I held out as
long as I could. But I'm only human. What do
you mean I let snooks go out?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, it is Halloween, after all. Maybe it's for the best.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
It's not for the best. Every Halloween is the same thing.
Life and property aren't worth two cents. With those kids
chasing around the streets.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
What are you planning to do about it? Eliminate the holiday?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, but I can't teach how our daughter lesson? You
see this mask I'm wearing.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Great. Well, maybe the mask isn't so bad, but when
I put on these false.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Tasks, Oh, Lancelot, that's horrible.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
A pretty frightening, isn't it. Well you wait here. I'll
be back in ten minutes. Where are you going How
to teach those kids a lesson? I'll give them such
a scare they'll never want to go out on Halloween again.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Come on, Snicks, who's door?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
There?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Shall we ring? Sin, let's ring this one right here.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, put on your mask and I'll sit on the broom.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Go ahead, ring me.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I did someone's coming.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Treat a tree? A tree?
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, if it isn't two little goblins on my doorsteps.
What's this trick or treat business?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, you got a treaty to setting. Now we'll play
a treck ones.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You know, I sort of suspected this might happen tonight,
So I've got a treat all ready for you.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Come on inside. Here it is kids, right on the table.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh boy, yellow with cream, a little preachy, the fruit
and shine.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Ah, that's a yellow special snugs that looks like a
dish of sunshine, all dressed up, doesn't it. And just
taste that wonderful flavor. But hey, don't eat so fast.
That's the famous locked in yellow flavor, you know, sealed
in by a special process, so safe and sound till
your first big spoonful makes you think of the real
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ripe fruit, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
M M.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
You know I can't think of a thing I like
better than a dish of jello? Can you?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Another dish?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, I'm afraid that'll have to do for now, when
the sugar shortage is over and there's lots of jello again,
you come around and I'll give you each six dishes,
one of each of the six delicious yellow flavors Strawberry, raspberry, cherry.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Orange, lemon, and lime. How's that, poor boy?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And now, if you two goblins have finished, Goblin, just
put a mark on my door and leave me alone
for the rest.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Of the night.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Eh, thank you, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh my kids, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Well, who's next.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Let's try to house on a corner.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Okay, come on, shallow sup Hi a phoebee. Pol you
it's me Roger.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You didn't recognize me. It's punkin on my head, did you, geez,
instead of being pumpkin, and you're uncomfortable. Well, it was
a little warm at first, but it's better now that
I put the candles out.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Hey, come on, let's go down to the drug store
and see what we can get.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, oh, wait a minute, what's the matter? I saw
something move behind that tree.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Looks like a man.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
No, it's an animal.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
It's got big long key sticking out of its mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm sin he comes more for your life.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Little children should be home in bed. Well, that ought
to teach him.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Hey, what's the big.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Idea, bud?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Huh, haven't you got anything better to do? When the
go around scaring kids look for him?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
I suggest you mind your own business. One of those
kids happens to be my daughter.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Well, one of those kids happens to be my son.
And I don't like any overgrown ape with false husks running.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Around scaring me. I did it for their own good.
Every Halloween those kids go out and get into trouble. Besides,
I don't like your attitude. Oh you don't. Uh no,
say that again. I don't like your Next time, try
scaring somebody of your own size.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
So long?
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Oh what's this my teeth? Oh they're the false ones.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Oh daddy, what are you lying? In the good of force?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I tripped and fell down.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's funny.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
What's funny about it? Just when that man hits you,
you tell me something?
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Who was that man?
Speaker 7 (13:51):
That? Where's he lives?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Right down the corner?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Why never mind? Come on, any man who punches your
father do so at his own risk.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Why didn't you stop him back?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Because I've got a brain in my head, That's why
suppose I did punch him.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Back.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
With the tremendous power I generate, I could easily have
broken my hand. Nine chances out of ten the hand
wouldn't have healed straight. And there I am faced with
the prospect of never playing the piano again.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh but daddy, what who don't know how to play it?
The piano?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
I'm sure mind your own business. Pick up that rock?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
All right here? What are you writing?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Oh? Just a little note?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
A little note.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Yes, I'm gonna throw a scare into that bully. Now
do you see that window in Hopkins' living room, the
one that's open. Yeah, Well, I take the rock, dussiy
mm hmmm. And I attached the note with a rubber
band dussy. And I draw back my arm Dusty, and
with uncanny accuracy, I toss it through the open living
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room window. Firstly, yes, Miam, isn't what it used to be.
Come on, let's get home.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
That was Sundaddy.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Don't say anything about it to your mother. Well, come on,
we'll just sit in the living room as though nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
What did it say, Daddy? What the note you tied
to the rock?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:32):
I just thought i'd worry him a bit. He won't
figure that one out. In a hurry. All the notes
said was guess who.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's a good one, daddy.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Yes, it was pretty clever. What was that?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
It's your rock? It came through the window and there's
a note on it was.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
The note saying it says.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Who.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Uh huh wants to play? Does he? Well? Two can
play at this game?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yes, come on, Launcelod. What happened was good heavens? Who
broke our window?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Vandals? He irresponsible hoodlums? A law abiding citizen like me
hasn't a chance on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Where are you going out.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
To chase him away? Let's go snooks snow quiet, snookes
in chow way forward a little.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
By what I'm tired of calling on my stomach.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
This is the way they do it in the army.
If you don't want to be seen, you call forward
on your stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, but not down the middle of the sidewalk.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
The idea is that we don't want him to see
us from the house. What are we going to do?
I don't know yet. Oh wait, I got it. You
see this gate here? Mm hmmm, see the garage over there. Well,
if mister Hopkins wants to use this gate tomorrow morning,
he's gonna have to climb up on the garage to
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do it. He's so smart, you can say that again.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
You never mind, never mind, let's go to work, Home,
Sweet home.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
That gate looks funny up on top of the garage.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
It is.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
But I don't want you to get the wrong idea
from all this. Certain things are merely mischievous pranks. Others
have a purpose behind them. Understand now, Well, let's put
it this way. Your daddy has never been a believer
in a policy of appeasement. Hear, by car, That's the
way I like to hear you talk.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
What does appeasement mean?
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Well, when someone strikes you and you don't strike back,
that's appeasement.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
How do you like that? What I've been appeating you
and mommy for years?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well, after bed with your snookes, after the gate episode,
I don't think we're gonna hear from mister Hopkins again Tonight's.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I don't wanna stay up and see what else next happens.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Rest your pretty little head, my pretty good head, Well,
your little head, nothing's going to happen next. Our friend
mister Hopkins has shot his boat. Hm, did you hear something, Snookes, Yeah,
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where was it? I don't know. The windows seem to
be okay, em well that must be the doctor. Go
answer the door.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
So al right, door, daddy?
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Oh why not?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
What?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
No door? That does it? He wants trouble. All right,
he'll get all he's looking for. I got it a
brilliant idea. Run into the kitchen, Snookes, and get some hamburger,
a pail of water, and your mother's plat iron.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
What do you want for you?
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Now? Don't ask questions, just get 'em. Ay Now, before
I pay a visit to mister Hopkins, I'm gonna prepare
a little reception for him, and Casey returns. First, this
rope stretched across the front stoop and up over the trellis.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Hurry up, snokes, I'm coming, daddy.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
And now another rope stretched this way here are daddy.
Oh thanks, snookes. Now I just put the flat iron
up here and the bugget of water goes up on
the side. Get the fiendish ingenuity on it now. Well,
if an unexpected visitor, say mister Hopkins, walks across this
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side of the porch, he gets the flat iron on
his nuggin. On the other hand, if he trips the
rope on this side, he gets a refreshing bath of aquapura.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Who gets the handburg?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
I think this hamburg who will interest some of the
many dogs in our neighborhood? Two armed snooks. The Higgins
is right again.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, let's talk to the doorge.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Hee, daddy, and then we got simky dog.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
For n while, quit patting them. Just keep dangling that
hamburger and stop nibbling at it.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
A little case.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
What do you want to eat raw hamburger for?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I just want to find out what they see it.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
You'll find out when we toss it to hopkins front door. Well,
come on, there's the house. Now here's the strategy, Snooks.
One of us knocks on the door. When the door opens,
the other one chose the meat inside. The dogs follow
the meat, and Hopkins' living room becomes a bedroom. You
got it?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Uh huh. We throw the meat inside. That's right, and
living room becomes a bedroom.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Not bedroom bedroom never minds, go up and knock on
the door a long, Snooks, here Hopkins some closery.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'll bet there never was a youngster yet, Including the
contrary snooks who didn't go for the flavor of butterscotch one.
It's Jello butterscotch pudding while mothers get set to serve seconds.
For Jellow butterscotch pudding has such a buttery brown sugar taste,
such a rich, mellow flavor of creamy smoothness that's just
plain melt in the mouth goodness. It's a real old
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fashion homy flavor, but made a quick, new fashioned way.
Jello butterscotch putting cooks to velvety perfection in just about
five minutes, and it's nourishing made with milk, A grand
dessert for the youngsters. Then there's jello vanilla pudding, rich
tasting and distinctive. And there's jellow chocolate pudding with that swell,
chocolately goodness, a little hard to get these days, but
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a wonderful treat when you do get it, and take
whatever flavor your grocer has for all three jello puddings
are so good. They're just like Grandma's, only more so.
And now back to Halloween in the Higgins home, Mummy
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is on the telephone.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
What's that, missus Hopkins? Oh, but that doesn't sound possible.
Do you mean?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
You were sitting in your living room minding your own business?
And my husband threw a pound of raw hamburger in
your face. Oh really, missus Hopkins, my husband wouldn't do
a thing like that. Well, it's probably just another Halloween prank. Well,
I don't know what you're complaining about. You should see
my house. Windows broke in the front door.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Gun of the doctor. Poor heavens, I've got.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
To hang out, missus Hopkins. A strange man staggered in
here and fell unconscious at my feet.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Oh, get me a doctor.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Who are you?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
I'm the doctor, insurance doctor?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You poor man? What happens?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Somebody hit me with a flat iron?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Oh dear, Oh, here comes my husband. He'll help you.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Oh what's the trouble here?
Speaker 6 (23:27):
What happened on me?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Or Lancelot? This poor man is the insurance doctor. Somebody
hit him with a flat iron?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
A flat iron?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh daddy, not not to bring the iron.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
It looks. Run into the kitchen and get the doctor
a glass of water. I oh my head. Okay, doctor up?
We go on your feet? How if you know a
little wobbly? Thanks, but I guess I'll be all right,
are you mister Higgins?
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Would you prefer to skip the examination for the night? Oh,
as long as I'm here, I might as well get
it over with. I'll get my bag. It's out in
the car. Oh fine, Oh doctor, look out?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Oh the poor man, landcelot? Who put that water bucket
up there?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Vandals? Get out of the waistmokes. I've got to drag
the doctor back here. Oh how do you feel, old man?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Oh my head?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
What's going on here? Here? Drink some water? Give me
that glass of water.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Snope, I didn't get it.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Didn't get it. I told you to bring a glass
of water to the doctor. Why didn't you get it?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I was geared.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
What could you possibly be scared of?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
There's a horse in the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Horse iculous? What would a horse be doing in the
kitchen eating a.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Good heavens, there is a horse in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Not anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Here swam back.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Everybody, look out. The horse is gonna step on you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
He didn't step on him.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Oh the poor man. I hope he carries insurance.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
He's done on the front door.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Are you are you all right? Doctor? Let me help
you out. Oh what a house?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Help me to my car.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I want to go home. Oh sure, doctor, I'm terribly.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
He's done again?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Or what hit it?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
The rock just came through the window.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Oh, another way, and there's a note attached to it.
What does it say?
Speaker 6 (25:47):
It is time for the dogs? He's a horse on you?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Why that low down?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
What is this all about? What's going on here tonight?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
I'll explain it your later here. Meanwhile, there's work to
be done. Come on, smoke all right?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
What are we gonna do this time? Daddy?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
This time he gets the works. It's a little trick
is learned in college called the sunken living Room. It's
fiendish and it's simplicity. I merely climb a tree beside
his house and drop the end of a garden hose
down his chimneys.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
And kind eyes. You guessed it, Nix, next, where are you?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Run?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
And sing?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Him?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Talking and off, I've gotta qualified department? What's fuck? My
daddy's duck head face? And lit the Hopson's chimney. He
full out of a tree. So what do you call
the side apartment folk to get him out? I don't
think they'll comes. And let's take a fire. There's a fire,
all right.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Mister Hopkins is sitting in inner fireplace.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hello, oh, hello, rogier, how are your fire feeling today?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh, the doctor says my Daddy'll.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Be all right in a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, as soon as they take the stitches out. What oh,
I'd love to come over and go waiting in your
living room, but.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
I can't leave the house. My daddy won't let me.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I don't understand, but he says every time he lets
me out of his sight, I get into trouble. Stain
Daddy's funny.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Well, Snookes has done it again.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
She's really wonderful and we hope you'll be with us
next week when Snooks gets going in another of her
amazing adventures. Until then, remember Jello and Jello pudding, Snooks,
what are you saying about jello?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Just your taste can yellow pudding all of yello, and.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It's the one only jay.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Elw Oh I like it?
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Speaker 2 (30:04):
Be sure to listen to the Thin Man which follows
in just one minute heard him. Tonight's Baby Snooks Show,
starring Fanny, Bryce A. Snuffs and Hanley Stafford. As daddy
were Arlene Harris, Ben Alexander Frank Nelson, Georgia Ellis, Sarah Burner,
and Robert Vince. This is Hallow Wilcox speaking. This is
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jello in those six delicious flavors Jello puddings for old
fashioned homemade goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Bring you Baby Snook. Yes, it's the Baby.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Snooks Show starring Fanny Bryce his Baby Snucks with Hanley
Stafford is Daddy Carmen Dragon and his Orchestra, and yours
Julie Harlow Wilcox and brought to you each week by
Jello and Jello Pudding.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, I guess.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't have to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that
last night was Halloween. I don't know what you did,
but here's what happened in the Higgins home.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
The family was just finishing dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Mommy, please, cam I know you may not Nooks.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I told you a dozen times you can't go out
tonight Halloween.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I know it. That's why you're staying home so you
can't get in any trouble.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
All the kids will be out.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Nope, you heard your mother. The subject is closed.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We won't make just a tiny little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
No, it's the night of all nights. I want to
spend the quiet, RESTful evenings. Why because there's a doctor
coming over at nine o'clock. He's going to examine me
for insurance.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Do you think you'll find any.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Very funny more chocolate cake?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Lancel?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
No, thanks, dear, not with the doctor coming at my age.
He doesn't pay the stuff myself.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I want some chocolate cake, snookes. You've had three pieces?
You really want some more?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, and my age, it don't make any difference.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yes, I think I'll go in the other room and
lie down. I've had a hard day and I'd like
to relax a little before the doctor gets here.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Go ahead, dear, and I'll clear off the table.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Oh boy, that couch looks good.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Baddy, What is it if my promise is take in
front of the house.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
No, no, I'll please leave me alone. I'm gonna take
a nap.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Got a Halloween outside.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
It's Halloween inside too, and you won't get into any trouble.
I want no further discussion on the subject. Yep, this
couch is the best buy I ever moved. I could
sleep for a week if my nerves would just let go.
Hope it doesn't show up in my blood pressure. What's
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the big ideas I put.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
On my Halloween mask?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
It's beautiful. How can't you go away and let me sleep?
The doctor will be here in an hour. Perhaps you
don't understand how important this is.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Perhaps I don't.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Well, it's not myself. I'm doing it for it's for
you and the family. Insurance is protection. If anything happens
to me, you'll get a lot of money.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
How much?
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Oh maybe ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Baddy?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What can I have a diamond exance?
Speaker 7 (03:38):
No, you've already had your allowance this week.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'll give you the dime bag. Do you when when
I get a ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Smokes? I don't think you know what you're saying. You
only collect insurance if something happens to the insurance. What
could happen by hundreds of things, and there's a different
type of policy to cover each one of them, life
health accident. Why you could even insure a finger?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
My little finger?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yes, suppose you lost your finger?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
How can I lose it? It's the aunt to me.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I didn't mean you'd leave it lying around somewhere. But
suppose you accidentally cut off your finger? Yeah, what would happen?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I could have only count up to mine.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
No, you could collect on it. Let's say it's my finger. Yeah,
if it should happen to get cut off, the company
would pay a thousand dollars a thousand dollars for your
little finger.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, sir, let's cut it off.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Smokes, Please go away and let me sleep. My blood
pressure is bad enough.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Count the doctor fix it, daddy.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
This doctor isn't coming here to fix things. He's coming
here to look me over. Whatever he finds wrong, he'll
report to his company.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't like that doctor.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Why not.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He's a snitch.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
He's not a snitch.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
He is, so he go daddy.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
O mean, no, daddy, old stitch.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Oh snokes, for the love of heaving, leave me alone.
Go away?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Mm way anywhere alright, I'll go outside.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
No, you don't go someplace else in the house. I'm
trying to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I wanna take a nap.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Well, now that's a good idea. Yeah, suppose you run
up to your bedroom and lie down.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, I wanna lie next to you on a pouse.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I wanna lie next to you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Oh all right, alright, I suppose it's the only way
I can get some rest. Oh, come on, lie here
next to daddy and go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh right, good night, little daddy, Good night daddy.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yes, I think I gotten shown you.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Well, just lie here quietly and don't disturb me?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right today?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
What's sign yet?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Listen, snookes, if you can't fall asleep? Count sheep, little
wooly sheep, Yes, with big brown eyes. Yes, I don't
like sheep. Well, count kangaroos jumping over a fence.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I like kangaroos better.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, twenty, twenty one,
twenty two, twenty four, twenty five.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
All right, les, hatters, what happened to fourteen nineteen or
twenty three?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
They tripped?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
That settles it, snooks. If I hear one more people
out of you, I'm gonna take my belt off and
you know what'll happen.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Then, m you're planning for fall down.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
No, I'll give you a tanning. That's what Now, Either
you let me take a nap or suffer the consequences,
not as hound you hurt me. Don't even open your mouth.
I could get more rest in a boiler factory. Oh,
just to close my eyes for fifteen minutes. Oh, for
pete sake, I didn't know it well, don't see who
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it is.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Highness, or hallow phoebe can you come after Halloween?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Not your love, Phoebe.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
My daddy's asleep on his sofa, but all.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
The kids are outside. Why don't you ask him?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I did ask him.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
He won't let me. Shall I ask him?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, you'll wake him up.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Can't you see your sleep? But what's he doing sleeping
so early?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
He's waiting for a man to come and see him.
About way, I'm about cutting off his little finger. See,
you don't are like my daddy does. Oh sometimes he snoils.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Sometimes he even whistles. Did he talk in his sleep too?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
They No, that's what makes my mother so mad.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He just mumbles, poor tired little daddy. Don't he look
pretty sleeping on a couch?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I guess we better not wake him up.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, I wouldn't wake him up.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I wouldn't wake him up for anything in the whole world.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I give up.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Did you have a nice little rest, daddy?
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Great? Were you two kids shappering in my ears?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Phebe wanted me to wake up, but I wouldn't do it.
I just wanted to know if Snigs has come out,
mister he can just hallereno alright.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Alright, go aheads shoot. Both of you get out of
the house.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Come on, Snigs before he changes his mind. Alright, why daddy.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
I should have done that an hour ago. Maybe i'd
have gotten some rest.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Now I'm so white of wait, my nerves are screaming
landslat is that you yelling?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Yes, my defense is just collapsed. I held out as
long as I could. But I'm only human. What do
you mean I let snooks go out?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, it is Halloween, after all. Maybe it's for the best.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
It's not for the best. Every Halloween is the same thing.
Life and property aren't worth two cents. With those kids
chasing around the streets.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
What are you planning to do about it? Eliminate the holiday?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
No, but I can't teach how our daughter lesson? You
see this mask I'm wearing.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh I hadn't noticed.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Great. Well, maybe the mask isn't so bad, but when
I put on these false.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Tasks, Oh, Lancelot, that's horrible.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
A pretty frightening, isn't it. Well you wait here. I'll
be back in ten minutes. Where are you going How
to teach those kids a lesson? I'll give them such
a scare they'll never want to go out on Halloween again.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Come on, Snicks, who's door?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
There?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Shall we ring? Sin, let's ring this one right here.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, put on your mask and I'll sit on the broom.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Go ahead, ring me.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I did someone's coming.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Treat a tree? A tree?
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, if it isn't two little goblins on my doorsteps.
What's this trick or treat business?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, you got a treaty to setting. Now we'll play
a treck ones.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You know, I sort of suspected this might happen tonight,
So I've got a treat all ready for you.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Come on inside. Here it is kids, right on the table.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh boy, yellow with cream, a little preachy, the fruit
and shine.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Ah, that's a yellow special snugs that looks like a
dish of sunshine, all dressed up, doesn't it. And just
taste that wonderful flavor. But hey, don't eat so fast.
That's the famous locked in yellow flavor, you know, sealed
in by a special process, so safe and sound till
your first big spoonful makes you think of the real
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ripe fruit, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
M M.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
You know I can't think of a thing I like
better than a dish of jello? Can you?
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Another dish?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, I'm afraid that'll have to do for now, when
the sugar shortage is over and there's lots of jello again,
you come around and I'll give you each six dishes,
one of each of the six delicious yellow flavors Strawberry, raspberry, cherry.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Orange, lemon, and lime. How's that, poor boy?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And now, if you two goblins have finished, Goblin, just
put a mark on my door and leave me alone
for the rest.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Of the night.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Eh, thank you, mister Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh my kids, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Well, who's next.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Let's try to house on a corner.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Okay, come on, shallow sup Hi a phoebee. Pol you
it's me Roger.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You didn't recognize me. It's punkin on my head, did you, geez,
instead of being pumpkin, and you're uncomfortable. Well, it was
a little warm at first, but it's better now that
I put the candles out.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Hey, come on, let's go down to the drug store
and see what we can get.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, oh, wait a minute, what's the matter? I saw
something move behind that tree.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Looks like a man.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
No, it's an animal.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
It's got big long key sticking out of its mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm sin he comes more for your life.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Little children should be home in bed. Well, that ought
to teach him.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Hey, what's the big.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Idea, bud?
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Huh, haven't you got anything better to do? When the
go around scaring kids look for him?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
I suggest you mind your own business. One of those
kids happens to be my daughter.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Well, one of those kids happens to be my son.
And I don't like any overgrown ape with false husks running.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Around scaring me. I did it for their own good.
Every Halloween those kids go out and get into trouble. Besides,
I don't like your attitude. Oh you don't. Uh no,
say that again. I don't like your Next time, try
scaring somebody of your own size.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
So long?
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Oh what's this my teeth? Oh they're the false ones.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Oh daddy, what are you lying? In the good of force?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I tripped and fell down.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's funny.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
What's funny about it? Just when that man hits you,
you tell me something?
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Who was that man?
Speaker 7 (13:51):
That? Where's he lives?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Right down the corner?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Why never mind? Come on, any man who punches your
father do so at his own risk.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Why didn't you stop him back?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Because I've got a brain in my head, That's why
suppose I did punch him.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Back.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
With the tremendous power I generate, I could easily have
broken my hand. Nine chances out of ten the hand
wouldn't have healed straight. And there I am faced with
the prospect of never playing the piano again.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh but daddy, what who don't know how to play it?
The piano?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
I'm sure mind your own business. Pick up that rock?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
All right here? What are you writing?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Oh? Just a little note?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
A little note.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Yes, I'm gonna throw a scare into that bully. Now
do you see that window in Hopkins' living room, the
one that's open. Yeah, Well, I take the rock, dussiy
mm hmmm. And I attached the note with a rubber
band dussy. And I draw back my arm Dusty, and
with uncanny accuracy, I toss it through the open living
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room window. Firstly, yes, Miam, isn't what it used to be.
Come on, let's get home.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
That was Sundaddy.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Don't say anything about it to your mother. Well, come on,
we'll just sit in the living room as though nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
What did it say, Daddy? What the note you tied
to the rock?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:32):
I just thought i'd worry him a bit. He won't
figure that one out. In a hurry. All the notes
said was guess who.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's a good one, daddy.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Yes, it was pretty clever. What was that?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
It's your rock? It came through the window and there's
a note on it was.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
The note saying it says.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Who.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Uh huh wants to play? Does he? Well? Two can
play at this game?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yes, come on, Launcelod. What happened was good heavens? Who
broke our window?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Vandals? He irresponsible hoodlums? A law abiding citizen like me
hasn't a chance on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Where are you going out.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
To chase him away? Let's go snooks snow quiet, snookes
in chow way forward a little.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
By what I'm tired of calling on my stomach.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
This is the way they do it in the army.
If you don't want to be seen, you call forward
on your stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, but not down the middle of the sidewalk.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
The idea is that we don't want him to see
us from the house. What are we going to do?
I don't know yet. Oh wait, I got it. You
see this gate here? Mm hmmm, see the garage over there. Well,
if mister Hopkins wants to use this gate tomorrow morning,
he's gonna have to climb up on the garage to
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do it. He's so smart, you can say that again.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
You never mind, never mind, let's go to work, Home,
Sweet home.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
That gate looks funny up on top of the garage.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
It is.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
But I don't want you to get the wrong idea
from all this. Certain things are merely mischievous pranks. Others
have a purpose behind them. Understand now, Well, let's put
it this way. Your daddy has never been a believer
in a policy of appeasement. Hear, by car, That's the
way I like to hear you talk.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
What does appeasement mean?
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Well, when someone strikes you and you don't strike back,
that's appeasement.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
How do you like that? What I've been appeating you
and mommy for years?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well, after bed with your snookes, after the gate episode,
I don't think we're gonna hear from mister Hopkins again Tonight's.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I don't wanna stay up and see what else next happens.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Rest your pretty little head, my pretty good head, Well,
your little head, nothing's going to happen next. Our friend
mister Hopkins has shot his boat. Hm, did you hear something, Snookes, Yeah,
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where was it? I don't know. The windows seem to
be okay, em well that must be the doctor. Go
answer the door.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
So al right, door, daddy?
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Oh why not?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
What?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
No door? That does it? He wants trouble. All right,
he'll get all he's looking for. I got it a
brilliant idea. Run into the kitchen, Snookes, and get some hamburger,
a pail of water, and your mother's plat iron.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
What do you want for you?
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Now? Don't ask questions, just get 'em. Ay Now, before
I pay a visit to mister Hopkins, I'm gonna prepare
a little reception for him, and Casey returns. First, this
rope stretched across the front stoop and up over the trellis.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Hurry up, snokes, I'm coming, daddy.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
And now another rope stretched this way here are daddy.
Oh thanks, snookes. Now I just put the flat iron
up here and the bugget of water goes up on
the side. Get the fiendish ingenuity on it now. Well,
if an unexpected visitor, say mister Hopkins, walks across this
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side of the porch, he gets the flat iron on
his nuggin. On the other hand, if he trips the
rope on this side, he gets a refreshing bath of aquapura.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Who gets the handburg?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
I think this hamburg who will interest some of the
many dogs in our neighborhood? Two armed snooks. The Higgins
is right again.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, let's talk to the doorge.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Hee, daddy, and then we got simky dog.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
For n while, quit patting them. Just keep dangling that
hamburger and stop nibbling at it.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
A little case.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
What do you want to eat raw hamburger for?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
I just want to find out what they see it.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
You'll find out when we toss it to hopkins front door. Well,
come on, there's the house. Now here's the strategy, Snooks.
One of us knocks on the door. When the door opens,
the other one chose the meat inside. The dogs follow
the meat, and Hopkins' living room becomes a bedroom. You
got it?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Uh huh. We throw the meat inside. That's right, and
living room becomes a bedroom.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Not bedroom bedroom never minds, go up and knock on
the door a long, Snooks, here Hopkins some closery.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'll bet there never was a youngster yet, Including the
contrary snooks who didn't go for the flavor of butterscotch one.
It's Jello butterscotch pudding while mothers get set to serve seconds.
For Jellow butterscotch pudding has such a buttery brown sugar taste,
such a rich, mellow flavor of creamy smoothness that's just
plain melt in the mouth goodness. It's a real old
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fashion homy flavor, but made a quick, new fashioned way.
Jello butterscotch putting cooks to velvety perfection in just about
five minutes, and it's nourishing made with milk, A grand
dessert for the youngsters. Then there's jello vanilla pudding, rich
tasting and distinctive. And there's jellow chocolate pudding with that swell,
chocolately goodness, a little hard to get these days, but
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a wonderful treat when you do get it, and take
whatever flavor your grocer has for all three jello puddings
are so good. They're just like Grandma's, only more so.
And now back to Halloween in the Higgins home, Mummy
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is on the telephone.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
What's that, missus Hopkins? Oh, but that doesn't sound possible.
Do you mean?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
You were sitting in your living room minding your own business?
And my husband threw a pound of raw hamburger in
your face. Oh really, missus Hopkins, my husband wouldn't do
a thing like that. Well, it's probably just another Halloween prank. Well,
I don't know what you're complaining about. You should see
my house. Windows broke in the front door.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Gun of the doctor. Poor heavens, I've got.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
To hang out, missus Hopkins. A strange man staggered in
here and fell unconscious at my feet.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Oh, get me a doctor.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Who are you?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
I'm the doctor, insurance doctor?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You poor man? What happens?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Somebody hit me with a flat iron?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Oh dear, Oh, here comes my husband. He'll help you.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Oh what's the trouble here?
Speaker 6 (23:27):
What happened on me?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Or Lancelot? This poor man is the insurance doctor. Somebody
hit him with a flat iron?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
A flat iron?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh daddy, not not to bring the iron.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
It looks. Run into the kitchen and get the doctor
a glass of water. I oh my head. Okay, doctor up?
We go on your feet? How if you know a
little wobbly? Thanks, but I guess I'll be all right,
are you mister Higgins?
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Would you prefer to skip the examination for the night? Oh,
as long as I'm here, I might as well get
it over with. I'll get my bag. It's out in
the car. Oh fine, Oh doctor, look out?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Oh the poor man, landcelot? Who put that water bucket
up there?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Vandals? Get out of the waistmokes. I've got to drag
the doctor back here. Oh how do you feel, old man?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Oh my head?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
What's going on here? Here? Drink some water? Give me
that glass of water.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Snope, I didn't get it.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Didn't get it. I told you to bring a glass
of water to the doctor. Why didn't you get it?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I was geared.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
What could you possibly be scared of?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
There's a horse in the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Horse iculous? What would a horse be doing in the
kitchen eating a.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Good heavens, there is a horse in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Not anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Here swam back.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Everybody, look out. The horse is gonna step on you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
He didn't step on him.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Oh the poor man. I hope he carries insurance.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
He's done on the front door.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Are you are you all right? Doctor? Let me help
you out. Oh what a house?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Help me to my car.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I want to go home. Oh sure, doctor, I'm terribly.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
He's done again?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Or what hit it?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
The rock just came through the window.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Oh, another way, and there's a note attached to it.
What does it say?
Speaker 6 (25:47):
It is time for the dogs? He's a horse on you?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Why that low down?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
What is this all about? What's going on here tonight?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
I'll explain it your later here. Meanwhile, there's work to
be done. Come on, smoke all right?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
What are we gonna do this time? Daddy?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
This time he gets the works. It's a little trick
is learned in college called the sunken living Room. It's
fiendish and it's simplicity. I merely climb a tree beside
his house and drop the end of a garden hose
down his chimneys.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
And kind eyes. You guessed it, Nix, next, where are you?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Run?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
And sing?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Him?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Talking and off, I've gotta qualified department? What's fuck? My
daddy's duck head face? And lit the Hopson's chimney. He
full out of a tree. So what do you call
the side apartment folk to get him out? I don't
think they'll comes. And let's take a fire. There's a fire,
all right.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Mister Hopkins is sitting in inner fireplace.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hello, oh, hello, rogier, how are your fire feeling today?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh, the doctor says my Daddy'll.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Be all right in a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, as soon as they take the stitches out. What oh,
I'd love to come over and go waiting in your
living room, but.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
I can't leave the house. My daddy won't let me.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I don't understand, but he says every time he lets
me out of his sight, I get into trouble. Stain
Daddy's funny.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Well, Snookes has done it again.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
She's really wonderful and we hope you'll be with us
next week when Snooks gets going in another of her
amazing adventures. Until then, remember Jello and Jello pudding, Snooks,
what are you saying about jello?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Just your taste can yellow pudding all of yello, and.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It's the one only jay.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Elw Oh I like it?
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Speaker 2 (30:04):
Be sure to listen to the Thin Man which follows
in just one minute heard him. Tonight's Baby Snooks Show,
starring Fanny, Bryce A. Snuffs and Hanley Stafford. As daddy
were Arlene Harris, Ben Alexander Frank Nelson, Georgia Ellis, Sarah Burner,
and Robert Vince. This is Hallow Wilcox speaking. This is
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