June 18, 2025 • 23 mins
This comedic series features a mischievous child whose antics and witty remarks bring laughter to audiences, showcasing the lighter side of family life.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Fanny Brice, Frank Morgan, shoe.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or he was.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Soldiers, Sailors and Marines of the United Nations.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
A special rebroadcast.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
With John Cotty Arnold will talk Frank Curs and his orchestra,
Hamley Stafford, his daddy, Fanny, Bryce has baby's nuts and
Frank Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What the rom around me? Honey, all read.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Up and coddle up with all am I Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Won't you all of that?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Oh I just die well.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Then look at me.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
My heart beatin the ball.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then let's doctor rockin like a oh a ball.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh whatever you Addy, lie you, Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
thank you, and good evening.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Everyone, O bed evening John in a disprioted sort of way,
why tours? What's wrong from that disaremblic look on your faith?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'd say your stomach is upset again.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Something gives you a pain? Yes, my wife trouble on
the home front again, I am I So if she's
still doing her bit at the aircraft factory with a
ruddy vengeance instead of enjoying an evening of poker with
the lads as I used to, I now have to
stay home and pack a lunchbucket. So she complains constant there.
Why does the food disagree with her? In my wife,
it wouldn't dare.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Times have changed, my friends, Your wife not only wears
the pants in your family, she wears the coveralls too.
But you should be powered, my sirl by. Some night
she may go home and tell you she's working on
a new secret weapon. Secret weapon you mean she has
some relatives that aren't already living with us. Well, not
exactly where you must mean my wife's mother. She's a
fruity to be a medica's arms as guess warfare. Oh come,
(02:30):
she can't be as bad as that's worthy. My gas
is one of the deadliest concoctions known to science. I
gone to that dung strong men quail at the very
thought of it. Did you know that one ounce of
certain mixtures it's potent enough to knock a thousand men flat?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It is, well, Mix me one, Jockie, watch me, Bob.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He needs my panty waisted pixies. And which one of
you feats has the recipe for this internal hot foot
purple and arrived, mister Morgan, no place. I never touch
alcohol myself, so in the second place, I don't approve
of drinking and in the third place. I shut up.
It is the one that they didn't throw you out
of the first place. Never mind, it's a matter of
common knowledge. The tours here if jurors the flowing bowl
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doesn't gamble, has no dress whatsoever in women, and save
home every single night. Isn't that worth something? It's worth
of luck. Jackie tend the one he did. You're incoorrigible,
mister Morgan. But this is really much ado about nothing.
We weren't talking about schnot. We were discussing secret weapons. Careful, doney,
even the walls have he is, you know, and better
(03:35):
looking ones than yours that way, Yes, why all the
materialso the only secret weapons we mentioned are known to everyone,
things like well, the new German rocket cannon's on the
French coastprint. You're right, that weapon is no longer a
secret thanks to me, although I have asked your part
is with all my name in connection with the discovery
of they have Okay, wait a minute, you're a ar
of the secret of those rocket Oh no, they we
(03:58):
But yes before you stands op rat of X five
and the British Intelligence honorably discharged Frank. But you can't
have the praise of the punnery, the claims you were
a British espionage agent. He's sent there, boy, tendermin, I'm
a box reveal all, pull up a spy and sit down,
Sit down. The dangerous mass nation of the intelligence servant
(04:23):
has always appealed to the steeping the sons of the
Morgan plans. But my great grandfather paulse be and Morgan down,
and my uncle Paul Steph Wugan more than one enemy plan.
He's comed up. Yes, the game of international espionage is
always played for high stakes juckie. But wherever the game
is played, the Morgan's on the honess trans and trump. Naturally,
(04:48):
when rumors of Nazi rocket cannon's on the French mainland
reached England last summer, the Intelligence Division called on me,
what you were doing in London this morning? Ostensibly I
was an American wolf funders for the Avocado Growers Weekly.
Actually I was a British pie. I mean, just to
turn from the secret mission in Berlin. You were actually
in Berlin, Yes, but Berlin isn't But it is jockey
(05:08):
and in a few more weakness not ever going to
be what it is. But my new visions promised even
more excitement as a general staff assigned me to the
task of turning out the locations of the rocket Canna.
I was getting one day's purlough, which I spent enjoying
London's saying the tract Piccadilly. Well, yes, I picked a
couple of billies, but they went all However, the next
(05:30):
night I was landed on friend Foil and took Cover
and Opinion, where I met the Wineglower's daughter, Yvon, delightful
in the French poast.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
She was too.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
She tells mad in love with me, he kill kill
in the head.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Took a moment. I thought her love was to be
a lasting one, But next day she's telling the wine
press and.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Ran out on me. Love to love.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, she's not bad either. I made my way through
occupied answer Paris, where I contacted the French underground. So
happy with they to see me in Paris that they
pomly presented me with the Kila sewer and that very
to us saved my life. When I was seeing the Gestapo,
they knew of your presence and occupied franchlet. Oh yes,
I've been seen frequenting a certain cafe lafamage Ulia, which
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his friends for laughing cheese. This was the headquarter of
the Underground, which was led by beautiful Bubbet. What the
girl she was was? She aspired to the cleverest in
all friends. In fact I had bestowed on her the
nickname Gypsy Rose. No one could get anything on her.
I did go.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It was she who gave me the.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Blueprints of the rocket cabon, which has tolen from a
Nazi officer. Now it was up to me to get
this information back to England. Hop out a short wave,
fine jock here for if you know it's all whack.
I'd like, oh short wave a rady Oh yeah, naturally
I'd buy that.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
But the gestape raised.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This before I could put the friends in the cold,
as must have been the most difficult tone. It was
us in alphabetical cold that no one to this day
has been able to figure out what ls MFD. How
did the Guestapo locat her hideout? Anyway? Well, the night
of Poors, I was returning to the cafe, I had
a distinct sensation that I was being followed with the
tople No, it was just my shorts creeping up on me.
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I maged into another pair, sent the old ones to
the laundry, and the secret was out. How come you
do a mix up? A guest Pappo agent received my shorts,
and he knew it was that they mustn't come for
an American laundry.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Well, the buttons were all off.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We are you seeing the yards into the shorts. The
guest Toppo followed the tail to our hideout, and I
was forced to flee. I grabbed Bbette and rushed to
a rear door, but she was afraid to go out
into the dark alley. But you were with her. Well,
that's why she was after there and dropped through it
pat door and the pass score with her brother. Jacques
has guided on and arms through the murky subterranean passage.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We struggled.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
At last Jacques showed signs of collapsing, so to make
it easier for him, I got off his back were
always different, always, Fortunately we found ourselves near the outlet
in the Seine, and now said frantically for a boat,
with which law none. At ten we improvised a motor
boat out of an old bath stuff, but halfway across
that stopped. What was the matter with the bathtub?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Lease?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, it needed new rains?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I did?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
We swam across and again our journey to the French coast.
You took the practice plans with you, of course I did,
I mean idea. Naturally, I took over, for I was
ressolved to accomplish my mission or die. Hugging the pans
to my panting bosom, I stumbled to the coast, only
to find the sullen, angry waters of the channel facing
me an impassable barrier. Didn't you have a rendezvous with
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the commando. I've had many a rondevous in my time towards,
but never with a commando. No. I was dependent upon
my wits, a loan which has always were equal to
the a case cutting the plans, I found the location
of the nearest rocket cannon, and from where there it
was a simple step to all the power the gods,
load myself into the cannon and shoot myself across the tower.
(09:03):
Do England, oh, mister Morgan.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
For this seat.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I was born at the VC, the DFC, all the
d RFC and the fah.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
What is it? Jackey?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Your earphone stopped up again?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
No, but you're stopped definitely by You had to go
too far, didn't you, punchill?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
No, just across the channel just across the channel.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Shut out of a rocket cannon by anyone with a
crane of intelliens notes those rocket shells are powerful enough
to blow up a city block. But I've got you'd
have been blown too fit by that kind of a
load to this uh loaded block load. Uh jackey, my jeering,
young jackdaw.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
What would you say if I told you the cannon
wasn't loaded with.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
A rocket shell? No, then what was it loaded with?
On the way in the coast, I had to pass
through the very vineyard I had visited upon arrival, so
naturally I stopped off the new ironery. So so by
the time I reached that cannon, brother, I was loaded myself.
B Nkong is the thing is from the archaeol picture
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higher and hire It's type. I couldn't sleep a wink
last night.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I couldn't sleep away last.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Because we had that Billy far.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I thought my heart would pray the whole night too.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I knew that you'd be sorry, and I'm sorry I
didn't have my favorite dream, the line in which I
told you were I had to call you this morning
to see him everything with all I had to call
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you of this morning. Oh, I couldn't sleep a winding glad.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I thought my heart would pray the whole night fool
find you and you would be sorry. And I'm sorry.
(11:36):
I had all your hot.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
That morning, keep everything with all? Why didn't have my
favorite the hall in which I hope.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
I'd have to call you this morning?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
See everything with.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Have call you with morning?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I could.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Oh, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you, my show tour,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh excuse me? Hello, Hello, John, Paddy. I'm glad you called.
I found out the name of that paperhanger you wanted, Daddy.
Thanks John, But never mind, I'm doing the job myself.
Your fell Sure, I'm practically finished. Why should I enable
body man pay a paperhanger? Present? Job? But what do
you know about hanging wallpaper? Daddy?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What do you have to know?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You get yourself some paste, some paper and ladder. No,
but don't forget the most important thing.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
What that you type?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Nooks in the basement. No job else. She's cooperating with me.
She's upstairs right now mixing the paste. Hmm what is
she mixing it with?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Daddy?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
T N T Now, John, talk to you later, Okay, goodbye, buddy,
and good luck. SHOs clokes, Yeah, daddy, what was that crash?
(13:43):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
If we walked the air.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He fell off to land?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Good?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Heaveness what he heard? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
He ain't landed again.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Now stopping, What do you mean he hasn't landed yet.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He's hanging from the chandle lag.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Hanging from the rope. Bear, baby, that is something there
he is, daddy?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Where near the ceiling?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Come quick? Quick notes, stand up to him and when
he drops break his fall? Me? Yes, you let the
floor break? And what kind of talk is that? With
your little brother hanging from the ceiling? Would I let
you hang from the ceiling? Would I wouldn't? Well I
(14:26):
might attempted if you can't stand here? And are you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
All right?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh? Here that is right beneath you. Just let go
and you'll drop into my arms. Well I come free down, alright?
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
One? So soon? Three? Nice next day?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh? Where am I?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm a floor? My eyes?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I haven't see? Why had I see? You? Say to
get off me? Live a rostfair? Our problem of where
are my glasses?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
There's no law?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well don't find 'em and step on it? I say,
why not?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Cause you're setting on 'em.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
No eyes, A twenty dollar pair of glass is broken. Now,
how am I gonna finish this wallpaper? House?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh? It's great combinations, Me with my subnormal vision and
you with your subnormal intellect? What intellect? Don't concern yourself.
You'll never be bothered with one, So just try to
be helpless. No, you might learn something about why? About
how to put up the wallpapers?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Who cares about the wallpapers?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Don't be so smart? What is the first thing you
need to past? Wallpaper problems?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Facety?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
All? No past?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What kind of a syrians is that?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Just?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Don't you need a wall? Cause you need a wall?
You can't just paste wallpaper? Nothing?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Because your time? Whoever heard of wallpaper? Standing by it?
Telp in the middle of a room?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
M that's where it is now?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Nooke, So you're gonna help me? Or are you gonna
stand there making broken down jokes?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Now?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Very well, I'm already paiper three walls, leaving exactly one
wall to be finished. Now I select a piece of paper,
so I dipped the brush in the kind of paste, fall,
flop the paste over the wall. So oh, I can't
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see very well without my glasses? Well, here. I've been
off with this piece of paper.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Saddy I got Wade might say, ain't.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's it's repulsive. Take it off all right?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
How do I look now?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Put it back on? No, stop painting paper all over
your pace. Never buy what I told you. I need
that fleece for the water up?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Is it on straight?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Interesting design? Does it?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
What age it?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's a sort of a mural depicting the ever you
should have mated.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Where's the land?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
He isn't up yet? What time did you get up? No?
I may I haven't put him on the wall yet.
What you see here are groups of pretty stolic fish
many years ago. Man south of his life is a page?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yes, did you sto?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
When did you stop seeing a Hey? I never stopped
being a fish. That's why I'm puried and hanging wall
paper with him? Daty Yes, in a fish sawt Oh? No,
in the middle of a big lake. It was the
water deep?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
I said?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Stop that. Let's get this wall finish. Oh, hand me
that text your paper. There's one with the Allison it
that's nothing. Never been to a dinosaur. You've heard of
the dinosaur?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
See I hang it on the radio. That's dinosaur. I'm
referring to a dinosaur. Oh, here's another story. Mummer looks
like a dinosaur, only it's uh crusty being croyd greef. No,
it's a broncho saw. Well what's a broncho sauce? Oh
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what's the difference? No matter what I tell you, you're
gonna take Thanks enough, So how many other piece of papers?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Kind of up the light away here?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
No, it's pretty shaky. You might hurt yourself. No, I
want to like daddy, I fell off the ladder yesterday
kind of was fifty five. You fell off a sixty
five for the ladder and you weren't hurt. Well, I
just fell off the bottom round. Very funny. Yes, but
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I'll just forget it. Direct me while I'm on top
of the things. It's the paper straight mm push it Jackie?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yes? Some more?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
No more?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Oh so far, what happens? Everything's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
We'll take him. You say, no, The only thing saving
you from a spanking is the fact that my glasses
are broken and I've got glue in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He's on up.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Anything on the paper, Give me that paper and tell
me where it goes? Well for a piece? A piece
here by? What else right right here? Well, here's an
empty spot?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Daddy?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh god, Now have I got everything covered?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
How does it look all right?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It set?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Tiny shot on thing course and showy. Now let's get
this room cleaned up before Mammy gets home. Say, I'll
carry the ladder and you open the door.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
What on.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
A door in the hall?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But I don't see any door?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
No door?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Good lord? Did you let me paper over that whole wall?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You getting one of your cover a dog? No, I've
lost my sense of directions. Which wall at the door?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Art? I don't know? Daddy, you're all the walls look alive.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well don't you be any bumps?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Doesn't wanna right here? So good?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I'll carry off the paper. Now what do you see?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Uncle loony?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
He doing here?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
He ringing on the wall?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh you mean a picture? Well we've got to be
smart though, looks yeah, but don't call Louise. Picture is his?
The door should be somewhere about there. Let's feel along
the wall. Okay, Oh that's must be. I can tell
by the wooden pechure up, somebody chuck push high alright here.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Do that's the way here.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
We'll hold it open and tie my gord. Right now,
I've got some fainting to do. Frank Morgan Funny Right
(23:00):
Show is a rebroadcast presentation for the American Armed Courses
And They're Alive.
The Fanny Brice, Frank Morgan, shoe.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or he was.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Soldiers, Sailors and Marines of the United Nations.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
A special rebroadcast.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
With John Cotty Arnold will talk Frank Curs and his orchestra,
Hamley Stafford, his daddy, Fanny, Bryce has baby's nuts and
Frank Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What the rom around me? Honey, all read.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Up and coddle up with all am I Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Won't you all of that?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Oh I just die well.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Then look at me.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
My heart beatin the ball.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Then let's doctor rockin like a oh a ball.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh whatever you Addy, lie you, Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
thank you, and good evening.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Everyone, O bed evening John in a disprioted sort of way,
why tours? What's wrong from that disaremblic look on your faith?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'd say your stomach is upset again.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Something gives you a pain? Yes, my wife trouble on
the home front again, I am I So if she's
still doing her bit at the aircraft factory with a
ruddy vengeance instead of enjoying an evening of poker with
the lads as I used to, I now have to
stay home and pack a lunchbucket. So she complains constant there.
Why does the food disagree with her? In my wife,
it wouldn't dare.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Times have changed, my friends, Your wife not only wears
the pants in your family, she wears the coveralls too.
But you should be powered, my sirl by. Some night
she may go home and tell you she's working on
a new secret weapon. Secret weapon you mean she has
some relatives that aren't already living with us. Well, not
exactly where you must mean my wife's mother. She's a
fruity to be a medica's arms as guess warfare. Oh come,
(02:30):
she can't be as bad as that's worthy. My gas
is one of the deadliest concoctions known to science. I
gone to that dung strong men quail at the very
thought of it. Did you know that one ounce of
certain mixtures it's potent enough to knock a thousand men flat?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It is, well, Mix me one, Jockie, watch me, Bob.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He needs my panty waisted pixies. And which one of
you feats has the recipe for this internal hot foot
purple and arrived, mister Morgan, no place. I never touch
alcohol myself, so in the second place, I don't approve
of drinking and in the third place. I shut up.
It is the one that they didn't throw you out
of the first place. Never mind, it's a matter of
common knowledge. The tours here if jurors the flowing bowl
(03:13):
doesn't gamble, has no dress whatsoever in women, and save
home every single night. Isn't that worth something? It's worth
of luck. Jackie tend the one he did. You're incoorrigible,
mister Morgan. But this is really much ado about nothing.
We weren't talking about schnot. We were discussing secret weapons. Careful, doney,
even the walls have he is, you know, and better
(03:35):
looking ones than yours that way, Yes, why all the
materialso the only secret weapons we mentioned are known to everyone,
things like well, the new German rocket cannon's on the
French coastprint. You're right, that weapon is no longer a
secret thanks to me, although I have asked your part
is with all my name in connection with the discovery
of they have Okay, wait a minute, you're a ar
of the secret of those rocket Oh no, they we
(03:58):
But yes before you stands op rat of X five
and the British Intelligence honorably discharged Frank. But you can't
have the praise of the punnery, the claims you were
a British espionage agent. He's sent there, boy, tendermin, I'm
a box reveal all, pull up a spy and sit down,
Sit down. The dangerous mass nation of the intelligence servant
(04:23):
has always appealed to the steeping the sons of the
Morgan plans. But my great grandfather paulse be and Morgan down,
and my uncle Paul Steph Wugan more than one enemy plan.
He's comed up. Yes, the game of international espionage is
always played for high stakes juckie. But wherever the game
is played, the Morgan's on the honess trans and trump. Naturally,
(04:48):
when rumors of Nazi rocket cannon's on the French mainland
reached England last summer, the Intelligence Division called on me,
what you were doing in London this morning? Ostensibly I
was an American wolf funders for the Avocado Growers Weekly.
Actually I was a British pie. I mean, just to
turn from the secret mission in Berlin. You were actually
in Berlin, Yes, but Berlin isn't But it is jockey
(05:08):
and in a few more weakness not ever going to
be what it is. But my new visions promised even
more excitement as a general staff assigned me to the
task of turning out the locations of the rocket Canna.
I was getting one day's purlough, which I spent enjoying
London's saying the tract Piccadilly. Well, yes, I picked a
couple of billies, but they went all However, the next
(05:30):
night I was landed on friend Foil and took Cover
and Opinion, where I met the Wineglower's daughter, Yvon, delightful
in the French poast.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
She was too.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
She tells mad in love with me, he kill kill
in the head.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Took a moment. I thought her love was to be
a lasting one, But next day she's telling the wine
press and.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Ran out on me. Love to love.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, she's not bad either. I made my way through
occupied answer Paris, where I contacted the French underground. So
happy with they to see me in Paris that they
pomly presented me with the Kila sewer and that very
to us saved my life. When I was seeing the Gestapo,
they knew of your presence and occupied franchlet. Oh yes,
I've been seen frequenting a certain cafe lafamage Ulia, which
(06:19):
his friends for laughing cheese. This was the headquarter of
the Underground, which was led by beautiful Bubbet. What the
girl she was was? She aspired to the cleverest in
all friends. In fact I had bestowed on her the
nickname Gypsy Rose. No one could get anything on her.
I did go.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It was she who gave me the.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Blueprints of the rocket cabon, which has tolen from a
Nazi officer. Now it was up to me to get
this information back to England. Hop out a short wave,
fine jock here for if you know it's all whack.
I'd like, oh short wave a rady Oh yeah, naturally
I'd buy that.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
But the gestape raised.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This before I could put the friends in the cold,
as must have been the most difficult tone. It was
us in alphabetical cold that no one to this day
has been able to figure out what ls MFD. How
did the Guestapo locat her hideout? Anyway? Well, the night
of Poors, I was returning to the cafe, I had
a distinct sensation that I was being followed with the
tople No, it was just my shorts creeping up on me.
(07:19):
I maged into another pair, sent the old ones to
the laundry, and the secret was out. How come you
do a mix up? A guest Pappo agent received my shorts,
and he knew it was that they mustn't come for
an American laundry.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Well, the buttons were all off.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We are you seeing the yards into the shorts. The
guest Toppo followed the tail to our hideout, and I
was forced to flee. I grabbed Bbette and rushed to
a rear door, but she was afraid to go out
into the dark alley. But you were with her. Well,
that's why she was after there and dropped through it
pat door and the pass score with her brother. Jacques
has guided on and arms through the murky subterranean passage.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We struggled.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
At last Jacques showed signs of collapsing, so to make
it easier for him, I got off his back were
always different, always, Fortunately we found ourselves near the outlet
in the Seine, and now said frantically for a boat,
with which law none. At ten we improvised a motor
boat out of an old bath stuff, but halfway across
that stopped. What was the matter with the bathtub?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Lease?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No, it needed new rains?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I did?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
We swam across and again our journey to the French coast.
You took the practice plans with you, of course I did,
I mean idea. Naturally, I took over, for I was
ressolved to accomplish my mission or die. Hugging the pans
to my panting bosom, I stumbled to the coast, only
to find the sullen, angry waters of the channel facing
me an impassable barrier. Didn't you have a rendezvous with
(08:41):
the commando. I've had many a rondevous in my time towards,
but never with a commando. No. I was dependent upon
my wits, a loan which has always were equal to
the a case cutting the plans, I found the location
of the nearest rocket cannon, and from where there it
was a simple step to all the power the gods,
load myself into the cannon and shoot myself across the tower.
(09:03):
Do England, oh, mister Morgan.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
For this seat.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I was born at the VC, the DFC, all the
d RFC and the fah.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
What is it? Jackey?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Your earphone stopped up again?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
No, but you're stopped definitely by You had to go
too far, didn't you, punchill?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
No, just across the channel just across the channel.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Shut out of a rocket cannon by anyone with a
crane of intelliens notes those rocket shells are powerful enough
to blow up a city block. But I've got you'd
have been blown too fit by that kind of a
load to this uh loaded block load. Uh jackey, my jeering,
young jackdaw.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
What would you say if I told you the cannon
wasn't loaded with.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
A rocket shell? No, then what was it loaded with?
On the way in the coast, I had to pass
through the very vineyard I had visited upon arrival, so
naturally I stopped off the new ironery. So so by
the time I reached that cannon, brother, I was loaded myself.
B Nkong is the thing is from the archaeol picture
(10:13):
higher and hire It's type. I couldn't sleep a wink
last night.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I couldn't sleep away last.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Because we had that Billy far.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I thought my heart would pray the whole night too.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I knew that you'd be sorry, and I'm sorry I
didn't have my favorite dream, the line in which I
told you were I had to call you this morning
to see him everything with all I had to call
(10:59):
you of this morning. Oh, I couldn't sleep a winding glad.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I thought my heart would pray the whole night fool
find you and you would be sorry. And I'm sorry.
(11:36):
I had all your hot.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
That morning, keep everything with all? Why didn't have my
favorite the hall in which I hope.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
I'd have to call you this morning?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
See everything with.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Have call you with morning?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I could.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Oh, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you, my show tour,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh excuse me? Hello, Hello, John, Paddy. I'm glad you called.
I found out the name of that paperhanger you wanted, Daddy.
Thanks John, But never mind, I'm doing the job myself.
Your fell Sure, I'm practically finished. Why should I enable
body man pay a paperhanger? Present? Job? But what do
you know about hanging wallpaper? Daddy?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What do you have to know?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
You get yourself some paste, some paper and ladder. No,
but don't forget the most important thing.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
What that you type?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Nooks in the basement. No job else. She's cooperating with me.
She's upstairs right now mixing the paste. Hmm what is
she mixing it with?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Daddy?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
T N T Now, John, talk to you later, Okay, goodbye, buddy,
and good luck. SHOs clokes, Yeah, daddy, what was that crash?
(13:43):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
If we walked the air.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He fell off to land?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Good?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Heaveness what he heard? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
He ain't landed again.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Now stopping, What do you mean he hasn't landed yet.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He's hanging from the chandle lag.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Hanging from the rope. Bear, baby, that is something there
he is, daddy?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Where near the ceiling?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Come quick? Quick notes, stand up to him and when
he drops break his fall? Me? Yes, you let the
floor break? And what kind of talk is that? With
your little brother hanging from the ceiling? Would I let
you hang from the ceiling? Would I wouldn't? Well I
(14:26):
might attempted if you can't stand here? And are you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
All right?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Oh? Here that is right beneath you. Just let go
and you'll drop into my arms. Well I come free down, alright?
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
One? So soon? Three? Nice next day?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh? Where am I?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm a floor? My eyes?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I haven't see? Why had I see? You? Say to
get off me? Live a rostfair? Our problem of where
are my glasses?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
There's no law?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well don't find 'em and step on it? I say,
why not?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Cause you're setting on 'em.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
No eyes, A twenty dollar pair of glass is broken. Now,
how am I gonna finish this wallpaper? House?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Dad?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh? It's great combinations, Me with my subnormal vision and
you with your subnormal intellect? What intellect? Don't concern yourself.
You'll never be bothered with one, So just try to
be helpless. No, you might learn something about why? About
how to put up the wallpapers?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Who cares about the wallpapers?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Don't be so smart? What is the first thing you
need to past? Wallpaper problems?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Facety?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
All? No past?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
What kind of a syrians is that?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Just?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Don't you need a wall? Cause you need a wall?
You can't just paste wallpaper? Nothing?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Because your time? Whoever heard of wallpaper? Standing by it?
Telp in the middle of a room?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
M that's where it is now?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Nooke, So you're gonna help me? Or are you gonna
stand there making broken down jokes?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Now?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Very well, I'm already paiper three walls, leaving exactly one
wall to be finished. Now I select a piece of paper,
so I dipped the brush in the kind of paste, fall,
flop the paste over the wall. So oh, I can't
(16:48):
see very well without my glasses? Well, here. I've been
off with this piece of paper.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Saddy I got Wade might say, ain't.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's it's repulsive. Take it off all right?
Speaker 6 (17:10):
How do I look now?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Put it back on? No, stop painting paper all over
your pace. Never buy what I told you. I need
that fleece for the water up?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Is it on straight?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Interesting design? Does it?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
What age it?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's a sort of a mural depicting the ever you
should have mated.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Where's the land?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
He isn't up yet? What time did you get up? No?
I may I haven't put him on the wall yet.
What you see here are groups of pretty stolic fish
many years ago. Man south of his life is a page?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yes, did you sto?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
When did you stop seeing a Hey? I never stopped
being a fish. That's why I'm puried and hanging wall
paper with him? Daty Yes, in a fish sawt Oh? No,
in the middle of a big lake. It was the
water deep?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
I said?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Stop that. Let's get this wall finish. Oh, hand me
that text your paper. There's one with the Allison it
that's nothing. Never been to a dinosaur. You've heard of
the dinosaur?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
See I hang it on the radio. That's dinosaur. I'm
referring to a dinosaur. Oh, here's another story. Mummer looks
like a dinosaur, only it's uh crusty being croyd greef. No,
it's a broncho saw. Well what's a broncho sauce? Oh
(19:00):
what's the difference? No matter what I tell you, you're
gonna take Thanks enough, So how many other piece of papers?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Kind of up the light away here?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
No, it's pretty shaky. You might hurt yourself. No, I
want to like daddy, I fell off the ladder yesterday
kind of was fifty five. You fell off a sixty
five for the ladder and you weren't hurt. Well, I
just fell off the bottom round. Very funny. Yes, but
(19:33):
I'll just forget it. Direct me while I'm on top
of the things. It's the paper straight mm push it Jackie?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yes? Some more?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
No more?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Oh so far, what happens? Everything's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
We'll take him. You say, no, The only thing saving
you from a spanking is the fact that my glasses
are broken and I've got glue in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He's on up.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Anything on the paper, Give me that paper and tell
me where it goes? Well for a piece? A piece
here by? What else right right here? Well, here's an
empty spot?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Daddy?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh god, Now have I got everything covered?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
How does it look all right?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It set?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Tiny shot on thing course and showy. Now let's get
this room cleaned up before Mammy gets home. Say, I'll
carry the ladder and you open the door.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
What on.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
A door in the hall?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But I don't see any door?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
No door?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Good lord? Did you let me paper over that whole wall?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You getting one of your cover a dog? No, I've
lost my sense of directions. Which wall at the door?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Art? I don't know? Daddy, you're all the walls look alive.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well don't you be any bumps?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Doesn't wanna right here? So good?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I'll carry off the paper. Now what do you see?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Uncle loony?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
He doing here?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
He ringing on the wall?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Oh you mean a picture? Well we've got to be
smart though, looks yeah, but don't call Louise. Picture is his?
The door should be somewhere about there. Let's feel along
the wall. Okay, Oh that's must be. I can tell
by the wooden pechure up, somebody chuck push high alright here.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Do that's the way here.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
We'll hold it open and tie my gord. Right now,
I've got some fainting to do. Frank Morgan Funny Right
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