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August 13, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Dick. Thought i'd drop in and see you for
a minute.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello Daddy, going somewhere.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes, I have to hurry home and change.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Change. Oh yes, yes, of course I change. Yeah. Oh
what for?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
You know my boss it's his silver wedding anniversary and
he's giving a formal dinner at one of the night spots.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm a toastmaster.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh how nice? Yuh?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I suppose you'll wear your dinner jacket.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Don't be crass, old man, this is a formal affair.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh I see my tie and tails? Absolutely? Do it good?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, as it were exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I say, Dick.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Uh, you were with me when I bought that full rescue.
Did you think the sleeves were a little too long?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh no, no, On the contrary.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
They're quite short, too short. How about the trousers?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well she never mentioned the trousers, but I'm sure they'll
be short too.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
What are you talking about, Davey?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Did I say something? Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, excuse me, daddy, I I was.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Just thinking about something else.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
You know, I don't think the toastmaster should wear tails.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh absurd. I wouldn't dream of wearing anything else.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, I suppose you know best?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh me as I'm thrilled at the opportunity to shake
this uniform of the workaday world. After all, it's not
every night that I get a chance to be an
abba elegantiarum ha.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, for Heaven's sakes, Dick, I can't stand any longer.
Why don't you tell.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Him, Meredith? Tell him?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Tell who what about your dress suit? You won't be
a merit of stop it? No, let him talk? What
about my dress suit? Snunt's word, this evening is a
Halloween costume.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I think she cut the sleeves off or something.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Good night, all.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I've been stabbed. You must be joking, Meredith. I'm not joking, Daddy.
She told Dick about it, and he let her take his.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Suit to fool you with, Dick.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
If it's the truth, now take it easy, Daddy. That
a little iconocrast I sweat to get her here, and
she paints beards on the Mona Lisa?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
What Mona Lisa? It's only a suit. Call dollar Pah.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
In gratitude, thou marble hearted fiend, more hideous when thou
ShoWest thee in a child than.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
The sea monster Seneca, No Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm going home now.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wait, Daddy, promise me.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You won't spanker until you've heard her story.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
How if I have to strike that maleficent child, you
can rest assured it'll be in self defense. Goodbye, now
become Higgins, old boy may not be as bad.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
As you think. I hope. Where's my key? Oh, take hold.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Of yourself, Lancelot, Well here we go, er, snooks Haw, Hello,
when did.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You get home?

Speaker 6 (03:01):
I've been home all day? Daddy?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I thought maybe you dropped in to see Mr Powell.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh you look worried, snooks do yes, did you drop
in and see mister poul?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh? No?

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Who what if I got to worry about?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I got to imagine always rokespeare is still up.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
We're even playing together, Doddy.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, let's have a look. Where is he Rose Pierre?
What's he doing with his head and a drum?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
You were playing day and when he was a dog
and I didn't have no.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hook stop it? Help him get this thing off his head?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Put them in here all right through, Daddy.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Lookout chair. Oh look at this child's face. It's covered
with shot.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
You know it ain't.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's shoe poles, shoe pop, snooks This is your dastardly world.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Holy that washed rank from the dresser. Hey, oh, sis ten. First,
let's get this tough off sticks like glue underneath.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
It is born to me.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh you wait, just wait until I get ropes bear
in bed.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
You rue the day you were born?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Well, with all his fault, he won't recite the.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
White got ne recyce. Yeah, this infant can't even talk.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
He can too, he can recy bah blah, black sheet
sabby any wool and wants.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
He can do it if he can recite that, I
won't spank you for this, all.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Right, Come on, elks Pierre recyc. He's starting day.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's just gibberish.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
No listen, go on, elpes beer be his sweet little blood.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Oh knock the bluckle snooks.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
I say it day by black sheep. Have you any wah?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Alright, Suppose we hold this banking in abeyance until we
talk about another.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Little matter, which you little matter.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
As soon as I put jokes beer in bed, I'll
discuss it with you, and tonight I have plenty of
time for discussion.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
What about the banquet?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh didn't you know, Hm, I'm not going to the banquet.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Now to bad Yeah it's tragic. Oci.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Why ain't you going to the banquet.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Daddy, that's going to be the topic of our discussion.
Get under the covers, baby, good night's sleep. Well alright, snooks,
follow me. Where are you going down to my bedroom

(06:21):
before we talk? I want to have a look in
my clothes closet.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Why.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I just have some wild premonition that all is not
well with my.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Full dress suit.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Oh are you sure you didn't drop in on, mister Power.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Then quite sure. It's just a while put them in,
no doubt. But it'll bear looking into just the same.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
BA.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Here we are, let's see.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Let's why you were down in the closet.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Hm. So it is seems to be intact too.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Come down here.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I want tell you just a minute.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
This suit looks a little different.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
M what's the matter?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
WI looks as though it had been worn before and
I just had it made. Do you suppose that that
tailor could have made a mistake and sent me the
wrong suit?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yeah, you can tailor's cost.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
This is not my suit at all. In fact, it
was even made by my tailor. There's a label in
the pocket for the name on it. It says Dick
Powell is here us. How How did Dick Powell suit
get into my closet?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Mm codgitate Snooks down?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
How did this suit get into my closet? And the
second thing is what happened to my suite? Sure, I'll
give you exactly five seconds for a full explanation.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Can you talk that fast?

Speaker 6 (07:57):
I can't even make it up?

Speaker 7 (07:58):
That's the head.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't want you to make up anything. I want
the absolute truth. Now, what is Dick Powell Schute doing
in my closets?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Just hanging there?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Head?

Speaker 6 (08:07):
He ain't doing that.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh, I want to know how this suit got here
and why?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Well, mister Paul came over here and he dip off
that suit and hung it in the closet. What Pa,
you wanted to take a shower?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
And he left without his clothes you already had.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
And he told me not to say anything to Coop.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
You little Macheabellian monster.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Huh, where's my suit? What have you done with it?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I didn't touch it, Dad, Oh, it's no use carrying
this scepter. Huw Jenny Fervis Nooks. I was at the
studio tonight.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I told to mister Powell, why did you tell me
you wasn't there?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
What difference would it have? Made.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
I would've had more time to think.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I should have done your thinking before you acted. And
now produce my full dress suit this instant.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
I don't know where it is.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Then I'll find it, and don't you move? Well, it's
nothing this clothed apple.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
M it's not under the bed. Oh wait, I built
no draw you get me one day? Ah here it is.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
Oh look at those sleeves. They've been cut off up
to the shoulders. How who did it?

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Could it be more?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No? Well, you out on yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
This is the most perfect piece of want and destruction.
It's ever been my good fortune to behold you. It's
unpardonable snokes. I know you wore this suit to parade
around in for Halloween. That's the truth, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Yes, daddy, but I didn't cut off?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well how did it happen?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Well, go on, I put on you.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
I'm not very careful not to get it did yes,
and and everything was fine and good life started to
come home.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
And then and then what And then a.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Big witch on a broom blew down on me. It
dopted me with a pair of fish, a big witchy
ha ha, and forty goblins started see.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right, what happened to all the elephants and hiding. That's
usually attack you. Huh, Why all of a sudden is
it wishes from goblins?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
It's Halloween, ain't it?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Of course right, it's Halloween.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, that's that raffles, dob Oh, what's the use? Leave
my side? Go away, boy, you're incorrigible. I keep hoping
your reform, and sometimes you show flashes of goodness, but
then you do a thing like this, and my hopes
turned to mud in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
No way, snooks, I'm i'll.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
You wanna spank me?

Speaker 10 (11:05):
Day No, I'll never speke you again. Day No, I
wouldn't soil my hands.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
On you if you spank me.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
I've never seen you again, I promise, daddy.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh alright, turnover, do it again? Good heavens, she's beginning
to like it. Well, see if you like it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
No more?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Alright, now'll go to bad to leave me alone, my daddy,
good night.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh why couldn't I have had number one? Fifty eighth
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