July 23, 2025 • 7 mins
This comedic series features a mischievous child whose antics and witty remarks bring laughter to audiences, showcasing the lighter side of family life.
Mark as Played
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Fanny Bryce as baby Snooks.
Summer has dust about arrived, and Daddy played by Hanley Stafford,
figures the weather is warm enough for the beach. Of course,
he didn't figure on taking Snooks winning. So we find
them both on the sand and enjoying the ocean.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Listen, what a pleasure breed deeply, Snooks. Fill your lungs
with the fresh.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ore, Zone writ go swimming, Daddy.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I told you we'll go swimming soon. Right now, I
want to rest swim, Dowdy, Can I swim? Huh? I'm
just about the best swim in the world, that's all.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do you know when I was in Atlantic City, I
swam the whole length of the boardwalk on my back.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
He swam the boy walk the entire length.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Did he get any slimning?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I didn't get any splinters. I mean I swim
in the water along the boardwalk. Now I want to
lie quietly for a few minutes, So you go play
with your plan showing.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
All right, yes, I want to heat in the mermaids.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, there's no such thing as mermaids.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why because there isn't A mermaid is a legendary figure
that's supposed to be half woman and half fish.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's a myth?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Is that a way to hold in the bathing suit?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Eight holes in my bathing suit? I said it was
a myth. Don't you know what a myth is?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's a lady more than it.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, it's not a.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Lady, Mark and stop shoveling that sand in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Myths not more at Mark, home on, I got your minute, snokes.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'll take you in the water if you let me
rest a little while? How long until the waves recede
a little? Now, just play and don't bother me or
ask me any more questions?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Bye? What what makes the water go away like that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
The tide?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Who tide?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Nobody tied it? I said, tide not tied?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Huhm.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
The rise and fall of the tide.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's caused by the Moon attracting every particle of the
Earth in the ocean, and by the law of gravitation,
the force acting on any particle is directed toward the
moon center and destroyed.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The proportional to.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The masses of the particle the moon, and inversely proportional
to the square of the distance between the particle and.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
The moon center.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You feel swell?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Do what you did?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes? I feel fine. Well, I suppose i'd better make
it a little simpler for you. I suppose I were
to lay two eggs right here.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Ha ha, I don't believe it. Can do it?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh, forget it. Go on and build a sand castle.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Can I put flag in yes?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Put flags in it? Like? All right? Then don't put
flags in it?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Ah, I know no, do what you're like? All right?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Oh? Why you're throwing that sand down my neck? Well
cut it out.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Can't you play like the other children, make mud pies,
dig in the sand. Go on, pretend you're Robinson Crusoe.
Oh you know I've told you the story of Robinson
Crusoe hundreds of times, about the man who was shipwrecked
and lived on a cracker for a whole week.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Now did he move around?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He was on an island. The only thing he managed
to say from the shipwreck was the tool chest. Tell
me more, daddy, Well, I started this myself when he
was cast ashore, he Robertson Crusoe. He was washed onto
this desert island. And then why because he was shipwrecked.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Robert.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It was a good thing he had his tool chest
because he was able to build a hut.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Then he started to build some chairs and did.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
He did he want chess? Why did he want you?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Because he didn't have anything to sit on. Never mind
that at the end of the day, when his work
was done, he sat down on his chest.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Could he stand on he?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
No? No, his chest, he his tool chest. Oh, I
have to drag you along the beach.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Cuse Mommy made you kay?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sure, Sure I get one day to myself, she ties,
you're on my neck work. If I get I'll never
get a chance to recuperate.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
What a I listen, I work every day in the
office till I I don't know, well I do. I
have to regain my energy. So when I come to
the beach and line this hung what do I do?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's what mommy you got me to find out.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You go bash your business and dig hoses. I want
to No, I just want to lie here and get
a hungbird.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Why, Because that's what I came to beach for.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
The sun is beneficial. The only chance I get to
pick up a few violet rays.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I know, I see.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Like snooks.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You know very well that lady I weighed that was
Mommy's friend missus Leicester.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Or what are you laughing at it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What do you know it? Don't you start that kind
of stuff with me? The very idea? All right, now,
go on and play nicely in the sun with your
palin shovel, collect some lovely shells and then we'll take
them home.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I wanna bury you.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, you can't bury me?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Can I tell Molly?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
How do you just stop that? I told you that
lady was missus Leicester and you know her as well
as I.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Do, and didn't look like missage.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Last Well you probably couldn't recognize her because she didn't
have her street clothes on.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Could you recognize your went on my street clothes?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Daddy? Why of course.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Leave me alone?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Why cames you play like those other children? Well we
will go home and you have your dinner.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Dog. No, it was for your appetite. Mamma will give
me the dickens the raven. Her name's not Violet, and
there was nothing wrong with my waving avines.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
She was with her husband.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Who was that? Why moved away?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh and Frank Morgan thinks he's a great spy.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Look at all the.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Pretty boats on the water, smokes, isn't it wonderful? To
be here at the beach in the sunshine.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't want I'm going swimmy.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh all right, we'll take a past dip and go
ride home. I'm sick of this anyway. Come on, and
don't splash too much. This water's icy cold. Snookes hanging
on to my hand.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Are you scared, daddy?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No, I'm not scared. I don't want you to go
beyond your deck. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Mmm. I don't wanna go out, daddy, so do?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I Come on here, grab this towel and rub your
heaf all over. I don't sit down in this hand again, daddy,
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Take me back in the water. You just came out
and I have to go back again.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Quiver.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Oh why didn't just say something while you went in there?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But I get stop the hand in my baby drunk?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Come on? What a line
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Fanny Bryce as baby Snooks.
Summer has dust about arrived, and Daddy played by Hanley Stafford,
figures the weather is warm enough for the beach. Of course,
he didn't figure on taking Snooks winning. So we find
them both on the sand and enjoying the ocean.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Listen, what a pleasure breed deeply, Snooks. Fill your lungs
with the fresh.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ore, Zone writ go swimming, Daddy.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I told you we'll go swimming soon. Right now, I
want to rest swim, Dowdy, Can I swim? Huh? I'm
just about the best swim in the world, that's all.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do you know when I was in Atlantic City, I
swam the whole length of the boardwalk on my back.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
He swam the boy walk the entire length.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Did he get any slimning?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I didn't get any splinters. I mean I swim
in the water along the boardwalk. Now I want to
lie quietly for a few minutes, So you go play
with your plan showing.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
All right, yes, I want to heat in the mermaids.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, there's no such thing as mermaids.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why because there isn't A mermaid is a legendary figure
that's supposed to be half woman and half fish.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's a myth?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Is that a way to hold in the bathing suit?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Eight holes in my bathing suit? I said it was
a myth. Don't you know what a myth is?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's a lady more than it.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, it's not a.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Lady, Mark and stop shoveling that sand in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Myths not more at Mark, home on, I got your minute, snokes.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'll take you in the water if you let me
rest a little while? How long until the waves recede
a little? Now, just play and don't bother me or
ask me any more questions?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Bye? What what makes the water go away like that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
The tide?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Who tide?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Nobody tied it? I said, tide not tied?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Huhm.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
The rise and fall of the tide.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's caused by the Moon attracting every particle of the
Earth in the ocean, and by the law of gravitation,
the force acting on any particle is directed toward the
moon center and destroyed.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The proportional to.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The masses of the particle the moon, and inversely proportional
to the square of the distance between the particle and.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
The moon center.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You feel swell?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Do what you did?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes? I feel fine. Well, I suppose i'd better make
it a little simpler for you. I suppose I were
to lay two eggs right here.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Ha ha, I don't believe it. Can do it?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh, forget it. Go on and build a sand castle.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Can I put flag in yes?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Put flags in it? Like? All right? Then don't put
flags in it?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Ah, I know no, do what you're like? All right?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Oh? Why you're throwing that sand down my neck? Well
cut it out.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Can't you play like the other children, make mud pies,
dig in the sand. Go on, pretend you're Robinson Crusoe.
Oh you know I've told you the story of Robinson
Crusoe hundreds of times, about the man who was shipwrecked
and lived on a cracker for a whole week.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Now did he move around?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He was on an island. The only thing he managed
to say from the shipwreck was the tool chest. Tell
me more, daddy, Well, I started this myself when he
was cast ashore, he Robertson Crusoe. He was washed onto
this desert island. And then why because he was shipwrecked.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Robert.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It was a good thing he had his tool chest
because he was able to build a hut.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Then he started to build some chairs and did.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
He did he want chess? Why did he want you?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Because he didn't have anything to sit on. Never mind
that at the end of the day, when his work
was done, he sat down on his chest.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Could he stand on he?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
No? No, his chest, he his tool chest. Oh, I
have to drag you along the beach.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Cuse Mommy made you kay?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Sure, Sure I get one day to myself, she ties,
you're on my neck work. If I get I'll never
get a chance to recuperate.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
What a I listen, I work every day in the
office till I I don't know, well I do. I
have to regain my energy. So when I come to
the beach and line this hung what do I do?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's what mommy you got me to find out.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You go bash your business and dig hoses. I want
to No, I just want to lie here and get
a hungbird.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Why, Because that's what I came to beach for.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
The sun is beneficial. The only chance I get to
pick up a few violet rays.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I know, I see.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Like snooks.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You know very well that lady I weighed that was
Mommy's friend missus Leicester.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Or what are you laughing at it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What do you know it? Don't you start that kind
of stuff with me? The very idea? All right, now,
go on and play nicely in the sun with your
palin shovel, collect some lovely shells and then we'll take
them home.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I wanna bury you.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, you can't bury me?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Can I tell Molly?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
How do you just stop that? I told you that
lady was missus Leicester and you know her as well
as I.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Do, and didn't look like missage.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Last Well you probably couldn't recognize her because she didn't
have her street clothes on.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Could you recognize your went on my street clothes?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Daddy? Why of course.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Leave me alone?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Why cames you play like those other children? Well we
will go home and you have your dinner.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Dog. No, it was for your appetite. Mamma will give
me the dickens the raven. Her name's not Violet, and
there was nothing wrong with my waving avines.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
She was with her husband.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Who was that? Why moved away?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh and Frank Morgan thinks he's a great spy.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Look at all the.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Pretty boats on the water, smokes, isn't it wonderful? To
be here at the beach in the sunshine.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't want I'm going swimmy.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh all right, we'll take a past dip and go
ride home. I'm sick of this anyway. Come on, and
don't splash too much. This water's icy cold. Snookes hanging
on to my hand.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Are you scared, daddy?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No, I'm not scared. I don't want you to go
beyond your deck. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Mmm. I don't wanna go out, daddy, so do?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I Come on here, grab this towel and rub your
heaf all over. I don't sit down in this hand again, daddy,
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Take me back in the water. You just came out
and I have to go back again.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Quiver.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Oh why didn't just say something while you went in there?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But I get stop the hand in my baby drunk?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Come on? What a line
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