August 21, 2025 • 10 mins
Would you trust a robot to diagnose your mental health? That’s just one of the wild questions Bama Brown and Puma tackle in this laugh-out-loud, thought-provoking episode of The Bama Brown Experience. The duo dives into everything from AI therapy bans to the best sleeping positions for couples, and even the world's ugliest dog.
This episode is a rollercoaster of relatable humor, quirky news, and genuine insights. Puma, host of The Sports Cave, brings his usual sharp wit and sports updates, including the countdown to Cowboys kickoff and a plug for his own podcast. Meanwhile, Bama delivers his signature Southern charm and hilarious takes on modern life—from drone-delivered meds to strip clubs named “Bucket of Honey.”
Memorable Moments:
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This episode is a rollercoaster of relatable humor, quirky news, and genuine insights. Puma, host of The Sports Cave, brings his usual sharp wit and sports updates, including the countdown to Cowboys kickoff and a plug for his own podcast. Meanwhile, Bama delivers his signature Southern charm and hilarious takes on modern life—from drone-delivered meds to strip clubs named “Bucket of Honey.”
Memorable Moments:
- AI banned from therapy in Illinois—“I don’t want AI to be my doctor. I want an actual human.”
- Top 5 sleeping positions for couples—“Spooning? You get eight seconds, then it’s time to dismount.”
- Petunia, the world’s ugliest dog—“She looks normal compared to past winners!”
- Bonehead of the Week: Guy smokes between high-speed train cars and nearly gets blown off.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey, and now do everybody Badma Brown William the
Badma Brown Experience. Thanks again for y'all coming and joining us.
We appreciate you so much. Me and my partner am
I my el Heifa. He runs the show, he's a producer,
he's talent, he's the whole deal. Even owns the bus
we're doing the show in. You got to move around
because of credit issues anyway. The big cat Puma with
(00:23):
the sports cave, you guys are rocking it. Real football
about start man.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, we're let's see today. Mark's two weeks now, two
weeks away from actually getting some real meaningful football. That
Cowboys kickoff up in Philly September fourth. Cannot cannot get
here soon enough. But if you need, you need a
little sports fix before we get into the regular season,
(00:49):
you can always come listen, come tag along, come hop
in with us. Anywhere you get your podcast, just search
for the sports Cave with the biggest Pooma, you'll find us.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Ay I has the first law passed against AI. It's
uh in Illinois, a banned AI from actual therapy. Only
a licensed professional therapist can make treatment decisions. Now, So
that's the very first thing I've read about AI. It
had anybody going, Okay, that ain't that ain't gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And that kind of that kind of makes sense. Yeah,
I don't want a I don't want if I have
a you know, if I'm going to a doctor because
I'm sick, I don't want AI to be my doctor.
I want a human doctor. I would think the same
logic applies to a therapist. I mean, you're sick mentally
talking to a doctor, a therapist. You don't want it
(01:40):
to be AI.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We're so close to holding hold that sore up against
the computer screen. Let me look at it and see it. Yeah,
that ain't gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then eventually we'll get well, let me just scan
the barcode on the back of your neck and see
going on with you, and well, we'll get it shipped
out to you immediately. You're you're, your drone will arrive
with your medication, drop it over the yard.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You got you got? You think there's porch pirates. Now
wait till they start dropping medicine from this guy. Oh
my god. H Then you know we have the iHeart Insurance,
which we actually now I think my program. Now I
have to go to a vet and he's checking me
for you know, he's he's checking me for uh uh,
you know mites, you know, wood mites. And then I'm
(02:24):
twelve hands tall. By the way, I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
A local plumber checks your prostate.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, a kind of van. That's where we're going
to get our prostate check kind of van. And is
this covered under my plan? Yeah, I'm it. I'm the
only one. Yeah, blue cross anyway, So okay, here is
all right. This is the best sleeping positions, because you
and I don't get enough sleep. The best sleeping positions
(02:51):
if you want to stay close to your other half,
I'll say better half, because almost all those that better half.
If and this is how you sleep best. If you've
got somebody in your love and you're real love. Number five,
if you're just touching somehow, just your hand on their
hand or anything like that. Number four, real hand holding,
(03:13):
like you hold their hand now, not to keep her.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
From hitting you, but I mean old yeah, not deflect
the slaps or any of that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Number three through number one, the.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
One I don't think I could sleep holding hands with
I'm I couldn't either. Yeah, I'm moving too much.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I rolled around a lot. Uh. Number five three arms
wrapped around somebody. I couldn't do that at all. I
swelled like a big old saint manar. You know, I'm slibbering,
and I don't think. I don't think Jamie's on for
that face to face with my breath. No, that ain't happening.
That was number two face to face and number one spooning. Spooning.
(03:52):
That's still too hot. I gotta, I gotta, you know
me were I ain't because of my girth spit a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I set the expectation that we're going to start in
the spooning position, but you're gonna get It's like it's
like riding a bull. You're gonna get about eight seconds
and then it's time to dismount and actually try to
get some sleep.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Costco is selling a sixty pound bucket of honey for
one hundred and fourteen dollars. I mean that just.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Feels that feels so like cartoon, like Looney Tunes, comical,
like something sixty to try to attract bears, you know,
like sixty pounds of honey.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What could I don't know, what would you? That's a
great that's a great strip club name though, bucket of
honey I did, dad to see you're looking for all right,
I'm marking down on my sheet.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, I guarantee somewhere there is a there is a
strip club, probably in Mississippi that is known.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It is just yeah, honey, I saw this. This is
a let's do a bonehead. You love your bone heads.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Austria has a high speed rail system. You remember the
Tom Cruise movie, the very first Tom Cruise, Uh, the
Spy one, the mission helicopter right, and he but I
mean he's on that street. He's on the high speed train.
A guy went, They stopped the high speed train and
(05:22):
a guy got in between the cars to take a
smoke break, and the things started going in with him
out there, and he had to hang on for dear
life between the two cars because that wind apparently yeah
through there too, you know, And he almost flew off
two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That would have been my luck. I mean, as soon
as the train stops for a second and a half
and I'm popping outside to burn a heater, and then
all of a sudden, you're going two hundred plus miles
an hour, hanging on.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Heating on the glass. Stop stopping, dude, hanging out.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You're hanging from your lift. You're just holding on with
with a cigarette, just hanging on the.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Marboro lights top. You're you're an older here in the Yeah,
we're not stopping.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
About a couple of dog stories. This these two stories,
I thought this was pretty good. The world's Ugliest Dog
lives in Sonoma County and there's some Noma County fair
there in Santa Rosa, California. Uh named Petunia. Uh it
is a hairless English French bulldog. Uh it is. They
(06:34):
now have crowned it the ugliest dog in in America.
It may be the world's ugliest dog, they think.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And I'm looking at this one normally when normally when
this list comes out every year, you look at the
dog and you're like, oh my god, how is that
thing even still alive? It looks like it looks like it's,
you know, a zombie that crawled out of the ground.
Ugly Petunia is not so bad as the last few years.
(07:03):
I'm looking at like the last three years here all
all in order, and Petunia, Petunia at least looks normal.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Five K five K and prize money. That's a good
looking dogs. Georgs. I'm concerned. Now let's talk about pretty dogs.
If you've if you've got a Golden Retriever and it's
very intelligent and very good. They're looking for the next
Airbud for the Airbud movies.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
They're bringing Airbud back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Airbud returns in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Truly is out of ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
If we're making Airbud, well, you can have Airbud. Your
dog can sign up. Just go to the airbud website.
I'm assuming just airbud dot com website and and they
say there's an entry form there and you fill it
out and you send it in and maybe your dog
could be the next Lassie or the next Airbud comes in. See,
(07:57):
here's the four seas of a strong relationship ship. This
is a good one to get out on. You and
I have all of this. Now do we have this
with our wives? Of course not.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But it's a grab bag.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Right, this is but this is if you want to
make it and you know I have a strong relationship.
These are the four you got to work on. Uh.
Number I'm gonna go from one down to fort Uh
One is communication makes sense. Yeah, Number two is cooperation.
That's a pretty Doe.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, that's where we're getting a little that's getting a
little tougher of a task though, right.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And by the way, that just do what she says and.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Then correct in her mind.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's what yeah. Uh number three compromise see number two above,
correct compromises doing what she wants. Uh. Number four is consummation. Now,
now this is what I'm talking about, because the the
smartest thing that was ever said on radio was said
(08:55):
by me, Maamma Brown. I said it best headed twenty
years ago, and people write in for People would come
to me for advice, remember that Obama, please advise me.
I would get emails and actual printed letters. Now, I
don't know what's wrong with people that while y'all did that,
But the one advice I gave every one of them,
(09:17):
you take care of business at home and business will
take care of you. I'm telling you. You can read
into it anything you want, but it was meant. Ladies,
listen to what I'm telling you. Take care of business
at home and business will take care of you. It's
just that was the smartest thing that should be Like,
there should be a plaque or a statue somewhere with
(09:39):
me saying that you know, and I could have like
a rolled up looking like I had, you know, education
or something, but really just you know, really it really
what it should have is me getting hit with a
frying pan.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah. I think we need I think I need to
get this commissioned. We need to have this hanging on
the wall behind you that we record these every day.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Goad luck with that. Let's get out on that one.
What do you say
Well, hey, and now do everybody Badma Brown William the
Badma Brown Experience. Thanks again for y'all coming and joining us.
We appreciate you so much. Me and my partner am
I my el Heifa. He runs the show, he's a producer,
he's talent, he's the whole deal. Even owns the bus
we're doing the show in. You got to move around
because of credit issues anyway. The big cat Puma with
(00:23):
the sports cave, you guys are rocking it. Real football
about start man.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, we're let's see today. Mark's two weeks now, two
weeks away from actually getting some real meaningful football. That
Cowboys kickoff up in Philly September fourth. Cannot cannot get
here soon enough. But if you need, you need a
little sports fix before we get into the regular season,
(00:49):
you can always come listen, come tag along, come hop
in with us. Anywhere you get your podcast, just search
for the sports Cave with the biggest Pooma, you'll find us.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Ay I has the first law passed against AI. It's
uh in Illinois, a banned AI from actual therapy. Only
a licensed professional therapist can make treatment decisions. Now, So
that's the very first thing I've read about AI. It
had anybody going, Okay, that ain't that ain't gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And that kind of that kind of makes sense. Yeah,
I don't want a I don't want if I have
a you know, if I'm going to a doctor because
I'm sick, I don't want AI to be my doctor.
I want a human doctor. I would think the same
logic applies to a therapist. I mean, you're sick mentally
talking to a doctor, a therapist. You don't want it
(01:40):
to be AI.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We're so close to holding hold that sore up against
the computer screen. Let me look at it and see it. Yeah,
that ain't gonna work.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then eventually we'll get well, let me just scan
the barcode on the back of your neck and see
going on with you, and well, we'll get it shipped
out to you immediately. You're you're, your drone will arrive
with your medication, drop it over the yard.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You got you got? You think there's porch pirates. Now
wait till they start dropping medicine from this guy. Oh
my god. H Then you know we have the iHeart Insurance,
which we actually now I think my program. Now I
have to go to a vet and he's checking me
for you know, he's he's checking me for uh uh,
you know mites, you know, wood mites. And then I'm
(02:24):
twelve hands tall. By the way, I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
A local plumber checks your prostate.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, a kind of van. That's where we're going
to get our prostate check kind of van. And is
this covered under my plan? Yeah, I'm it. I'm the
only one. Yeah, blue cross anyway, So okay, here is
all right. This is the best sleeping positions, because you
and I don't get enough sleep. The best sleeping positions
(02:51):
if you want to stay close to your other half,
I'll say better half, because almost all those that better half.
If and this is how you sleep best. If you've
got somebody in your love and you're real love. Number five,
if you're just touching somehow, just your hand on their
hand or anything like that. Number four, real hand holding,
(03:13):
like you hold their hand now, not to keep her.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
From hitting you, but I mean old yeah, not deflect
the slaps or any of that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Number three through number one, the.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
One I don't think I could sleep holding hands with
I'm I couldn't either. Yeah, I'm moving too much.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I rolled around a lot. Uh. Number five three arms
wrapped around somebody. I couldn't do that at all. I
swelled like a big old saint manar. You know, I'm slibbering,
and I don't think. I don't think Jamie's on for
that face to face with my breath. No, that ain't happening.
That was number two face to face and number one spooning. Spooning.
(03:52):
That's still too hot. I gotta, I gotta, you know
me were I ain't because of my girth spit a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I set the expectation that we're going to start in
the spooning position, but you're gonna get It's like it's
like riding a bull. You're gonna get about eight seconds
and then it's time to dismount and actually try to
get some sleep.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Costco is selling a sixty pound bucket of honey for
one hundred and fourteen dollars. I mean that just.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Feels that feels so like cartoon, like Looney Tunes, comical,
like something sixty to try to attract bears, you know,
like sixty pounds of honey.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What could I don't know, what would you? That's a
great that's a great strip club name though, bucket of
honey I did, dad to see you're looking for all right,
I'm marking down on my sheet.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, I guarantee somewhere there is a there is a
strip club, probably in Mississippi that is known.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It is just yeah, honey, I saw this. This is
a let's do a bonehead. You love your bone heads.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Austria has a high speed rail system. You remember the
Tom Cruise movie, the very first Tom Cruise, Uh, the
Spy one, the mission helicopter right, and he but I
mean he's on that street. He's on the high speed train.
A guy went, They stopped the high speed train and
(05:22):
a guy got in between the cars to take a
smoke break, and the things started going in with him
out there, and he had to hang on for dear
life between the two cars because that wind apparently yeah
through there too, you know, And he almost flew off
two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That would have been my luck. I mean, as soon
as the train stops for a second and a half
and I'm popping outside to burn a heater, and then
all of a sudden, you're going two hundred plus miles
an hour, hanging on.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Heating on the glass. Stop stopping, dude, hanging out.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You're hanging from your lift. You're just holding on with
with a cigarette, just hanging on the.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Marboro lights top. You're you're an older here in the Yeah,
we're not stopping.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
About a couple of dog stories. This these two stories,
I thought this was pretty good. The world's Ugliest Dog
lives in Sonoma County and there's some Noma County fair
there in Santa Rosa, California. Uh named Petunia. Uh it
is a hairless English French bulldog. Uh it is. They
(06:34):
now have crowned it the ugliest dog in in America.
It may be the world's ugliest dog, they think.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And I'm looking at this one normally when normally when
this list comes out every year, you look at the
dog and you're like, oh my god, how is that
thing even still alive? It looks like it looks like it's,
you know, a zombie that crawled out of the ground.
Ugly Petunia is not so bad as the last few years.
(07:03):
I'm looking at like the last three years here all
all in order, and Petunia, Petunia at least looks normal.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Five K five K and prize money. That's a good
looking dogs. Georgs. I'm concerned. Now let's talk about pretty dogs.
If you've if you've got a Golden Retriever and it's
very intelligent and very good. They're looking for the next
Airbud for the Airbud movies.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
They're bringing Airbud back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Airbud returns in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Truly is out of ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
If we're making Airbud, well, you can have Airbud. Your
dog can sign up. Just go to the airbud website.
I'm assuming just airbud dot com website and and they
say there's an entry form there and you fill it
out and you send it in and maybe your dog
could be the next Lassie or the next Airbud comes in. See,
(07:57):
here's the four seas of a strong relationship ship. This
is a good one to get out on. You and
I have all of this. Now do we have this
with our wives? Of course not.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But it's a grab bag.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Right, this is but this is if you want to
make it and you know I have a strong relationship.
These are the four you got to work on. Uh.
Number I'm gonna go from one down to fort Uh
One is communication makes sense. Yeah, Number two is cooperation.
That's a pretty Doe.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, that's where we're getting a little that's getting a
little tougher of a task though, right.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And by the way, that just do what she says and.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Then correct in her mind.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's what yeah. Uh number three compromise see number two above,
correct compromises doing what she wants. Uh. Number four is consummation. Now,
now this is what I'm talking about, because the the
smartest thing that was ever said on radio was said
(08:55):
by me, Maamma Brown. I said it best headed twenty
years ago, and people write in for People would come
to me for advice, remember that Obama, please advise me.
I would get emails and actual printed letters. Now, I
don't know what's wrong with people that while y'all did that,
But the one advice I gave every one of them,
(09:17):
you take care of business at home and business will
take care of you. I'm telling you. You can read
into it anything you want, but it was meant. Ladies,
listen to what I'm telling you. Take care of business
at home and business will take care of you. It's
just that was the smartest thing that should be Like,
there should be a plaque or a statue somewhere with
(09:39):
me saying that you know, and I could have like
a rolled up looking like I had, you know, education
or something, but really just you know, really it really
what it should have is me getting hit with a
frying pan.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah. I think we need I think I need to
get this commissioned. We need to have this hanging on
the wall behind you that we record these every day.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Goad luck with that. Let's get out on that one.
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