July 7, 2025 • 14 mins
Can you really get married without the groom even knowing? That’s just one of the wild questions Bama Brown and the Big Puma tackle in this laugh-out-loud episode of The Bama Brown Experience. From royal handshakes with gorilla puppets to a woman who stole $170K in jewelry and flaunted it on a cruise, this episode is a rollercoaster of bizarre headlines, hilarious commentary, and classic Bama storytelling.
Bama and Puma kick things off with a technical hiccup (as usual), but quickly dive into the absurd with a story about King Charles mistaking a puppet for a real gorilla. From there, it’s a no-holds-barred ride through:
If you enjoyed the show, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a friend who could use a good laugh (or a warning about marrying strangers).
Bama and Puma kick things off with a technical hiccup (as usual), but quickly dive into the absurd with a story about King Charles mistaking a puppet for a real gorilla. From there, it’s a no-holds-barred ride through:
- The top 10 states for summer road trips (spoiler: Texas lands at #8, but Louisiana’s roads might shake your teeth out)
- A woman who literally married her fiancé without his knowledge—thanks to a judge and a fake license
- A $100,000 heist involving stolen Wagyu bull semen (yes, really)
- A jewelry store employee who documented her own theft in a series of glamorous selfies
- A van-driving man named Patches Magic Beans who got high and crashed in Wisconsin
- Debunking five “fun facts” you probably believed your whole life (no, you don’t only use 10% of your brain)
If you enjoyed the show, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a friend who could use a good laugh (or a warning about marrying strangers).
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown with the Bama Brown Experience along
with my co hosts and technical engineer, the Big Puma Booma.
You you're working hard trying to get this thing working good.
We're almost out of quarters. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
When I am, when I am referred to as the
technical engineer, you can pretty much pretty much assume we're
gonna it's gonna be a rocky road. We're gonna we're
gonna come into some trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And now let's let's remind every buddy your your Sports Cave,
your sports show live den I right or.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, back back live on YouTube tonight, Mondays and Wednesdays
at eight o'clock at Sports Cave Live over on YouTube.
But if you just need the audio version, trust me,
I understand.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anywhere you get your podcast, just search for the Sports
Cave with Biggest Puma and.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You might hear an occasional glitch sounding thing. We're working
on it. We should have it fixed but next week.
But hopefully these are these are this will work. I
don't know what the problem is, but we're putting quarters
in it like a like a bed at a motel six,
one of the little shaky beds, you know, the vibrating bed.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Thing between that and me whipping the hamster to keep
running in the wheel on my end were held together
by bubblegum.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
One of the jumper cables comes off. We may be
off for a second, but stick with us. We'll put
it back on. Let's start out with a bonehead, King Charles.
You know King Charles. Now he was at the Grand
Hall of the Crown. You're seeing the show The Crown.
I love that show The Crown. I watched every episode
but the Grand Hall of Lancaster. He visited over there
(01:41):
and they had a life sized gorilla puppet was a puppet.
King Charles shook hands with it. He didn't know it
wasn't real real gorilla.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, those those British royals have quite a bit of
quite a bit of connective family trees.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So you know, I once with Jake Pickle Congress from
Jake Pickle. He used to own Cavett Radio and Jake
I did some stuff with him. Uh you know. I
was ordered to go over and do some grunt stuff
because I was a low guy at Cavett and he shook.
It was amazing to watch him in a line of people.
(02:21):
He could have a conversation with an assistant and shake
hands and make that person feel like they're the only
person in the room, you know. And the only person
I know that's better than that is Bill Clinton, they say,
but I don't know anything about him. But Jake Pickle
would shake hands, talk to somebout and then have a conversation.
So I could see Prince Charles, I'm sorry, King Jarles
shaking hands with a gorilla puppet and not even know
(02:42):
you know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So, yeah, that's that's a true talent of the of
the Polish politician for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Absolutely. Now one of the things that were kind of
improving on this show a little bit is I'm just
segging from thing to thing. I'm not there's no real pattern.
There's no real reason for this ship that jumped out
of me that I thought was interesting. And you know,
I could see when Puma, when Puma's face will change,
he'll go, yeah, that's not good, but I'm gonna so
(03:11):
I'll seg off or whatever. It was very quickly, all right,
here's the best states for summer road trip. Oh okay,
what does he gage? There ten of them in the
top ten. What has engauged on a lot of it
was roads. How well, the roads are a lot of
it was interesting stuff to see and also good places
(03:34):
to stay. Safety had a lot to do with it,
depending on what cities you went into. Every state's got
beautiful roads and beautiful places, and they also got a
bunch of bad places. So number ten was Pennsylvania. Number
nine was North Carolina. Number eight Texas. We were in
rate eight. Yeah, we got a lot of drive through.
(03:57):
I figured we were West Texas. Probably really hurt us
on that. That's fair, Yeah, that's fair. Idaho, it must
be beautiful Florida, of course. Uh, Louisiana. I've been Louisiana.
You shake your teeth out on most of their highways,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So Louisiana has the worst roads in America. I mean,
besides the awesome highway that runs right through the swamp.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, all that thirty mile bridge. You know, they time
you now. If you don't know this little thing, it
just happened a couple of years ago. They time you
on that thirty mile bridge now, and if you get
there too fast, they'll ticket you. They'll mail you a ticket. Yeah,
they just started that. Like I said, two years ago
a story came out about it. Man that's funny.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I thought you were going to tell me they time
you and if you do it too slow, they send
you a ticket because they don't want people slowing down.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I don't know about that part. I know, if
you speed, you're you know are. And then I had
a buddy of mine. He had a hot rod. He
was going over to Mississippi to the big car show
and it had a straight out on the front of
this thirty two forward and he said, I was hitting
those strips in a rhythm, and he said, I got
car sick. And he said when he got to the
(05:09):
end of the thirty miles, he had to pull over
and throw up them.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So that sounds miserable. I don't see how Louiana is
ahead of us, But these.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Are these are road trips. I mean I would start saying,
you got you know he basically you had New Orleans there,
But if it's a road trip, you got to somehow
pass through Louisiana, not to mention on ten there they
got the biggest speed trap in the world right thereby Rusting.
I think it is in that area. I mean, that's
how they make a living of that thing.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's what Tech University opened for business open.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah. Yeah, Utah was number four. Utah, Utah, I don't
know anything about Utah. Ohio was number three. Number two
New York, which I'm assuming New York state. I wouldn't
see city. And then number one was Minnesota, so I
don't I don't know much about those areas that I've
(06:06):
been in Illinois. Up in there, that seemed very nice.
You know, there's a lot of green, but.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I've never hit the Minnesota Wisconsin yea of the Midwest
at all.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You got about probably three months up there where you
can actually travel without.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A summer road trip. You're not as much worried about,
you know, Minnesota, right.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Nice. Yeah, he's very green. I think how green it is.
I had a lot to do with that. Here's another bonehead,
thought we'd do this one. Have a bone head. So
this forty two year old guy was dating pretty serious
a girl named Kristin Spellman. Kristin is thirty six, he's
forty two. They got engaged and then the guy I
(06:56):
got cold feet something. Anyway, he backed out on the deal,
and Christen said, you know, I've got quite a bit
invested in this relationship, so I'm gonna go ahead and
get married without him knowing about it, and she talked
some judge in the issue in her marriage license, and
she married this guy, getting all of his benefits and
her name on all of his stuff. And the only
(07:19):
way he found out about it he got a congratulations
gift from Bath and Bodyworks. Dead anyway, he called and
he said, what what is this for? And he said, well,
congratulations on your wedding, and he goes, I didn't get
married according to this Kristen, Kristen or Kristin or whatever
name is. Anyway, she's been charged, arrested, charged with the
(07:44):
whole getting got all of his stuff, got her name
on everything. So he's trying to get that fix. He
doesn't give his name because he's still trying to get
out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, at least she at least they've arrested her because
I was worried it was going to be he was
stuck with the legal bills. To now get an annullman
or a divorce or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He needs to go to Grafton, Australia. Uh. There is
a uh there's a cattle ranch down there and their
specialty is they sell the wag YOUU semen the cattle.
Now a guy stole get this, he stole a tankful,
(08:27):
tankful of this cow semen bull semen and uh, it's
worth a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, I mean yeah, Wagoo steaks pretty expensive.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I think so. Wagoo Semen asked for it by name.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Did you imagine when he gets thrown in prison and
they're going around the circle asking everyone, oh, yeah, how'd
you get in here? Well, you know, yeah, a.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Tank of bull sperm. I'm not sure how.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Play for him in prison behind bars.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
We've been talking about this for three minutes. If this
was radio, if I was back on Cavet, I would
have already got a call by now have you did
you say seamen on the air? Is it that you're
saying it over and over? What is that about? You
know that I'm a manager?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, I'm sorry, I was using the That was the
best choice of word I could come back.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's what they called it in the news story. I
didn't you know. I mean, I just report, thank you,
thank you very much. I'm I'm I'm the Dan rather here, buddy.
Come on, let's see, let's do another one. I love
this one. I love Lucy Lucy Roberts she went on
a cruise. She'd been working hard and she went on
(09:42):
a cruise and she took a huge amount of selfies.
Now she works at a jewelry store there. I don't
know what her city is. However, in all her pictures,
all her selfies, Lucy had over one hundred thousand dollars
worth of jewelry that she had stole from from the
jewelry store.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
She Lucy, you gotta be smarter than that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Total theft one hundred and seventy k one hundred seventy
grand worth of stolen jewelry and all her selfie pictures,
which you know, I mean, that's like, let's give me
some evidence. Okay, how about these pictures of.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You wearing it where you know what, going doing a
live stream and a car you just stole.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, people have We've done that report, We've had that appen.
Oh yeah, let's let's get it. There's another one. I'm
just gonna keep doing the bonus. It makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We need to get Lucy in The Australian hooked up
between the two a quarter of a million dollars in
stolen bull seamen, jewelry, lord pearl necklace.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Just an example, of the jewelry that would be stolen there.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Now you love getting the call.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now I'll probably get it. Call Jason, But he always
laughs at what I've said. That's the that's fart why
he's chewing me out. He goes, what'd you saying? I
tell him, and he laughs and he goes, Okay, you're
in trouble, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Well, now, yeah, here's a guy.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The only reason I'm doing this. Thirty four year old
guy is arrested. He crashed his van, which, first of all, cool,
he's in a van. He was in Wisconsin. We were
talking about Wisconsin. They were they had a work zone.
That's one of the things they take care of their
roads up there. He was high. He was so high
I didn't know where he was. He's out on seventy
five thousand dollars in bail. But his reason I wanted
(11:31):
to do this. His name is Patrick's Patches magic Beans,
his last thing, patches magic Beans. That's his legal name.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, first of all, a thirty four. When you tell
me the story involves a thirty four year old man
in a van, I kind of eventually already we're going
to eventually get to the part where he's high as
a kite.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And yeah, you know that's on on the horizon.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I didn't have it on my Ingo card that we
would have a last name of magic being Patches.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Patches. This is the first name Patches alone, Patches. Uh,
all right, I'm gonna do one more. This is something
I found this entertaining. But this is absolutely true. Uh.
These fun facts that people share but are not true.
And here's five that you have grown up with that
you thought were true. But according to scientists and in uh,
(12:26):
some university did the thing. Uh, these are not true.
Number one, ten percent of your brain is all you use.
That is totally incorrect. They say you use all of
your brain. There's no nobody's nobody's done that. Number two
the gray wall of China. You cannot see the gray
wall of China from space. Now, huh.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I was at least the the ten percent of my brain.
That makes me feel better because I always assumed if
it's ten percent, I'm probably only using five. So I
feel better knowing that you're using.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
All your brain. Now, not everybody has that much brain. Now,
I know for a fact you've got a huge brain,
so I no doubt about yours. One of the smartest
guys I've ever met. A great wall of China. Did
that one? Honey cures allergies. Honey does not cure allergies. However,
they do say it to a spoonful of honey every day.
(13:21):
We'll keep infections down, but they won't do anything for allergies.
So something to think about. A dog gear is seven years.
No dog gears are the same as human years. These
are all things that I grew up being told. And
the heat number five, the heat from the top of
your head leaves for that's not true. Oh you better
(13:43):
put a hat on, keep your head. That's not true
at all. They say your body temperature is the same
throughout your entire body. You know, it just seems that way.
When you put a hat on, you feel like okay,
And there's something to be said for wet hair. So
I think that's maybe has something to do with it.
But that's always I always thought those were true, especially
(14:06):
that I put a hat on, a good warm hat,
I feel warmer, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So this is where I think, like, scientifically it may
not be true, but if you psycho, if you you know, psychologically,
believe it yourself. Yeah, there's you know, there's it might
not actually be true, but because you believe it to
be true, you think it works like that, you know,
exactly makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's sort of like, if you drink enough alcohol, you
become increasingly funnier. And that's and speaking of funny shows,
that probably should go, but that's us right now. We'll
see you guys later. Thanks for listening.
Hi, everybody, Bama Brown with the Bama Brown Experience along
with my co hosts and technical engineer, the Big Puma Booma.
You you're working hard trying to get this thing working good.
We're almost out of quarters. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
When I am, when I am referred to as the
technical engineer, you can pretty much pretty much assume we're
gonna it's gonna be a rocky road. We're gonna we're
gonna come into some trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And now let's let's remind every buddy your your Sports Cave,
your sports show live den I right or.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, back back live on YouTube tonight, Mondays and Wednesdays
at eight o'clock at Sports Cave Live over on YouTube.
But if you just need the audio version, trust me,
I understand.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anywhere you get your podcast, just search for the Sports
Cave with Biggest Puma and.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You might hear an occasional glitch sounding thing. We're working
on it. We should have it fixed but next week.
But hopefully these are these are this will work. I
don't know what the problem is, but we're putting quarters
in it like a like a bed at a motel six,
one of the little shaky beds, you know, the vibrating bed.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Thing between that and me whipping the hamster to keep
running in the wheel on my end were held together
by bubblegum.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
One of the jumper cables comes off. We may be
off for a second, but stick with us. We'll put
it back on. Let's start out with a bonehead, King Charles.
You know King Charles. Now he was at the Grand
Hall of the Crown. You're seeing the show The Crown.
I love that show The Crown. I watched every episode
but the Grand Hall of Lancaster. He visited over there
(01:41):
and they had a life sized gorilla puppet was a puppet.
King Charles shook hands with it. He didn't know it
wasn't real real gorilla.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, those those British royals have quite a bit of
quite a bit of connective family trees.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So you know, I once with Jake Pickle Congress from
Jake Pickle. He used to own Cavett Radio and Jake
I did some stuff with him. Uh you know. I
was ordered to go over and do some grunt stuff
because I was a low guy at Cavett and he shook.
It was amazing to watch him in a line of people.
(02:21):
He could have a conversation with an assistant and shake
hands and make that person feel like they're the only
person in the room, you know. And the only person
I know that's better than that is Bill Clinton, they say,
but I don't know anything about him. But Jake Pickle
would shake hands, talk to somebout and then have a conversation.
So I could see Prince Charles, I'm sorry, King Jarles
shaking hands with a gorilla puppet and not even know
(02:42):
you know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So, yeah, that's that's a true talent of the of
the Polish politician for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Absolutely. Now one of the things that were kind of
improving on this show a little bit is I'm just
segging from thing to thing. I'm not there's no real pattern.
There's no real reason for this ship that jumped out
of me that I thought was interesting. And you know,
I could see when Puma, when Puma's face will change,
he'll go, yeah, that's not good, but I'm gonna so
(03:11):
I'll seg off or whatever. It was very quickly, all right,
here's the best states for summer road trip. Oh okay,
what does he gage? There ten of them in the
top ten. What has engauged on a lot of it
was roads. How well, the roads are a lot of
it was interesting stuff to see and also good places
(03:34):
to stay. Safety had a lot to do with it,
depending on what cities you went into. Every state's got
beautiful roads and beautiful places, and they also got a
bunch of bad places. So number ten was Pennsylvania. Number
nine was North Carolina. Number eight Texas. We were in
rate eight. Yeah, we got a lot of drive through.
(03:57):
I figured we were West Texas. Probably really hurt us
on that. That's fair, Yeah, that's fair. Idaho, it must
be beautiful Florida, of course. Uh, Louisiana. I've been Louisiana.
You shake your teeth out on most of their highways,
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So Louisiana has the worst roads in America. I mean,
besides the awesome highway that runs right through the swamp.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, all that thirty mile bridge. You know, they time
you now. If you don't know this little thing, it
just happened a couple of years ago. They time you
on that thirty mile bridge now, and if you get
there too fast, they'll ticket you. They'll mail you a ticket. Yeah,
they just started that. Like I said, two years ago
a story came out about it. Man that's funny.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I thought you were going to tell me they time
you and if you do it too slow, they send
you a ticket because they don't want people slowing down.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I don't know about that part. I know, if
you speed, you're you know are. And then I had
a buddy of mine. He had a hot rod. He
was going over to Mississippi to the big car show
and it had a straight out on the front of
this thirty two forward and he said, I was hitting
those strips in a rhythm, and he said, I got
car sick. And he said when he got to the
(05:09):
end of the thirty miles, he had to pull over
and throw up them.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So that sounds miserable. I don't see how Louiana is
ahead of us, But these.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Are these are road trips. I mean I would start saying,
you got you know he basically you had New Orleans there,
But if it's a road trip, you got to somehow
pass through Louisiana, not to mention on ten there they
got the biggest speed trap in the world right thereby Rusting.
I think it is in that area. I mean, that's
how they make a living of that thing.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's what Tech University opened for business open.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah. Yeah, Utah was number four. Utah, Utah, I don't
know anything about Utah. Ohio was number three. Number two
New York, which I'm assuming New York state. I wouldn't
see city. And then number one was Minnesota, so I
don't I don't know much about those areas that I've
(06:06):
been in Illinois. Up in there, that seemed very nice.
You know, there's a lot of green, but.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I've never hit the Minnesota Wisconsin yea of the Midwest
at all.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You got about probably three months up there where you
can actually travel without.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A summer road trip. You're not as much worried about,
you know, Minnesota, right.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Nice. Yeah, he's very green. I think how green it is.
I had a lot to do with that. Here's another bonehead,
thought we'd do this one. Have a bone head. So
this forty two year old guy was dating pretty serious
a girl named Kristin Spellman. Kristin is thirty six, he's
forty two. They got engaged and then the guy I
(06:56):
got cold feet something. Anyway, he backed out on the deal,
and Christen said, you know, I've got quite a bit
invested in this relationship, so I'm gonna go ahead and
get married without him knowing about it, and she talked
some judge in the issue in her marriage license, and
she married this guy, getting all of his benefits and
her name on all of his stuff. And the only
(07:19):
way he found out about it he got a congratulations
gift from Bath and Bodyworks. Dead anyway, he called and
he said, what what is this for? And he said, well,
congratulations on your wedding, and he goes, I didn't get
married according to this Kristen, Kristen or Kristin or whatever
name is. Anyway, she's been charged, arrested, charged with the
(07:44):
whole getting got all of his stuff, got her name
on everything. So he's trying to get that fix. He
doesn't give his name because he's still trying to get
out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, at least she at least they've arrested her because
I was worried it was going to be he was
stuck with the legal bills. To now get an annullman
or a divorce or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He needs to go to Grafton, Australia. Uh. There is
a uh there's a cattle ranch down there and their
specialty is they sell the wag YOUU semen the cattle.
Now a guy stole get this, he stole a tankful,
(08:27):
tankful of this cow semen bull semen and uh, it's
worth a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, I mean yeah, Wagoo steaks pretty expensive.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I think so. Wagoo Semen asked for it by name.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Did you imagine when he gets thrown in prison and
they're going around the circle asking everyone, oh, yeah, how'd
you get in here? Well, you know, yeah, a.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Tank of bull sperm. I'm not sure how.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Play for him in prison behind bars.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
We've been talking about this for three minutes. If this
was radio, if I was back on Cavet, I would
have already got a call by now have you did
you say seamen on the air? Is it that you're
saying it over and over? What is that about? You
know that I'm a manager?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, I'm sorry, I was using the That was the
best choice of word I could come back.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's what they called it in the news story. I
didn't you know. I mean, I just report, thank you,
thank you very much. I'm I'm I'm the Dan rather here, buddy.
Come on, let's see, let's do another one. I love
this one. I love Lucy Lucy Roberts she went on
a cruise. She'd been working hard and she went on
(09:42):
a cruise and she took a huge amount of selfies.
Now she works at a jewelry store there. I don't
know what her city is. However, in all her pictures,
all her selfies, Lucy had over one hundred thousand dollars
worth of jewelry that she had stole from from the
jewelry store.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
She Lucy, you gotta be smarter than that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Total theft one hundred and seventy k one hundred seventy
grand worth of stolen jewelry and all her selfie pictures,
which you know, I mean, that's like, let's give me
some evidence. Okay, how about these pictures of.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
You wearing it where you know what, going doing a
live stream and a car you just stole.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, people have We've done that report, We've had that appen.
Oh yeah, let's let's get it. There's another one. I'm
just gonna keep doing the bonus. It makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We need to get Lucy in The Australian hooked up
between the two a quarter of a million dollars in
stolen bull seamen, jewelry, lord pearl necklace.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Just an example, of the jewelry that would be stolen there.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Now you love getting the call.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now I'll probably get it. Call Jason, But he always
laughs at what I've said. That's the that's fart why
he's chewing me out. He goes, what'd you saying? I
tell him, and he laughs and he goes, Okay, you're
in trouble, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Well, now, yeah, here's a guy.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The only reason I'm doing this. Thirty four year old
guy is arrested. He crashed his van, which, first of all, cool,
he's in a van. He was in Wisconsin. We were
talking about Wisconsin. They were they had a work zone.
That's one of the things they take care of their
roads up there. He was high. He was so high
I didn't know where he was. He's out on seventy
five thousand dollars in bail. But his reason I wanted
(11:31):
to do this. His name is Patrick's Patches magic Beans,
his last thing, patches magic Beans. That's his legal name.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, first of all, a thirty four. When you tell
me the story involves a thirty four year old man
in a van, I kind of eventually already we're going
to eventually get to the part where he's high as
a kite.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And yeah, you know that's on on the horizon.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I didn't have it on my Ingo card that we
would have a last name of magic being Patches.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Patches. This is the first name Patches alone, Patches. Uh,
all right, I'm gonna do one more. This is something
I found this entertaining. But this is absolutely true. Uh.
These fun facts that people share but are not true.
And here's five that you have grown up with that
you thought were true. But according to scientists and in uh,
(12:26):
some university did the thing. Uh, these are not true.
Number one, ten percent of your brain is all you use.
That is totally incorrect. They say you use all of
your brain. There's no nobody's nobody's done that. Number two
the gray wall of China. You cannot see the gray
wall of China from space. Now, huh.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I was at least the the ten percent of my brain.
That makes me feel better because I always assumed if
it's ten percent, I'm probably only using five. So I
feel better knowing that you're using.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
All your brain. Now, not everybody has that much brain. Now,
I know for a fact you've got a huge brain,
so I no doubt about yours. One of the smartest
guys I've ever met. A great wall of China. Did
that one? Honey cures allergies. Honey does not cure allergies. However,
they do say it to a spoonful of honey every day.
(13:21):
We'll keep infections down, but they won't do anything for allergies.
So something to think about. A dog gear is seven years.
No dog gears are the same as human years. These
are all things that I grew up being told. And
the heat number five, the heat from the top of
your head leaves for that's not true. Oh you better
(13:43):
put a hat on, keep your head. That's not true
at all. They say your body temperature is the same
throughout your entire body. You know, it just seems that way.
When you put a hat on, you feel like okay,
And there's something to be said for wet hair. So
I think that's maybe has something to do with it.
But that's always I always thought those were true, especially
(14:06):
that I put a hat on, a good warm hat,
I feel warmer, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So this is where I think, like, scientifically it may
not be true, but if you psycho, if you you know, psychologically,
believe it yourself. Yeah, there's you know, there's it might
not actually be true, but because you believe it to
be true, you think it works like that, you know,
exactly makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's sort of like, if you drink enough alcohol, you
become increasingly funnier. And that's and speaking of funny shows,
that probably should go, but that's us right now. We'll
see you guys later. Thanks for listening.
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