September 11, 2025 • 14 mins
Did you grow up with butter on the counter? That simple question kicks off a hilariously unpredictable episode of The Bama Brown Experience, where Bama and Puma dive into everything from culinary myths to international boneheaded behavior.
In this episode, Bama chats about the surprising list of top five items chefs say you should never refrigerate. Butter, bread, onions, bananas, and avocados spark a debate that’s both nostalgic and informative, with Puma sharing how his chef friend finally settled a long-standing domestic dispute.
But that’s just the appetizer! From a woman twerking on a car in her underwear at a British family event to a 17-year-old selling her boyfriend into online scam slavery, the bonehead stories this week are jaw-dropping. Bama’s signature segment, Bama Boneheads, delivers outrageous tales that are “often copied, never duplicated.”
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In this episode, Bama chats about the surprising list of top five items chefs say you should never refrigerate. Butter, bread, onions, bananas, and avocados spark a debate that’s both nostalgic and informative, with Puma sharing how his chef friend finally settled a long-standing domestic dispute.
But that’s just the appetizer! From a woman twerking on a car in her underwear at a British family event to a 17-year-old selling her boyfriend into online scam slavery, the bonehead stories this week are jaw-dropping. Bama’s signature segment, Bama Boneheads, delivers outrageous tales that are “often copied, never duplicated.”
You’ll also hear:
- A hilarious HR event gone wrong involving dollar bills and strip club jokes.
- A man in North Carolina juggling three wives across three counties—and facing felony bigamy.
- A philosophical take on the four-day work week, productivity myths, and why Americans might actually spend more (and live better) with an extra day off.
- A bidding war over Darth Vader’s lightsaber and why Michael Keaton might still be the best Batman.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hi everybody, Bama Brown with you on the Vama
Brown Experience. I heard podcast Network, Thank you so much,
appreciate it. The Big Cat, Puma, the Big Cat. You
guys got a vacation coming up Mexico, right, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, doing a little quick weekend trip down to down
to Mexico. Got a buddy over here in San Antonio,
one of the chef downtown here at a restaurant. He
is celebrating a birthday. And it's so weird making a
little trip down to Mexico. Actually flying out in a
matter of well, hell, I bet I this might have
(00:38):
to be a short one. I might need to finish
packing now that I think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Awesome, but yeah, get you on the way. But you
still got your podcast, the Sports Cave with the Big
the Puma, the Big Cat, as we like to go.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I've struggled, I've tried. I'm working.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm still trying to convince my wife that watching football
on Saturday and Sundays actually is my So yeah, I'm
taking a vacation during literally the busiest part of my
work year. But fear not, the podcast goes on. The
podcast lives on anywhere you get your podcast. Just search
(01:14):
for the sports Cave with Biggest Puma. You'll find this.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's popular. It's numeral uno as they like to say.
All right, you're talking about a chef. I want you
to ask him about this while top five items that
chefs say you should never refrigerate. Now, I think this
is this is gonna be an interesting list because I
was like, what number five? Butter?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay, did you not grow up with butter on the counter?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now? I was always in the fridge man, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
This is something that Steph and I have argued literally
since day one of us living together. My butter always,
my whole life was in a butter tin or you know,
a butter case. But it was always on the counter
because it doesn't go bad. It just goes rancid. So
it doesn't it just loses its flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, Still you.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Can still cook with it. It's easier to spread because
it's room temperature. She didn't believe me forever. And it's funny,
you say, ask my chef buddy. He's the one that
finally told her, like convinced her you're not going to
get sick or anything like, just let him do this.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's it's not gonna hurt you. It's not going to
kill you.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, Well now I'm going to finish the list here
and you when you talk to him. That was the
big one. They're butter bread was number four. Onions number three.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh yeah, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Number two bananas. I've never eaten a banana in the fridge.
It's been there. Number one alvocados. Oh, anyway, that's a
that's for if you're a chef or if you cook.
You can ask your chef next week, but this or today.
I guess you'll seehim today, tell him matt birthday and
then asking uh, if that's you know.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
They'll have the report back.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, I don't have her name here. Let's do a
let's do a bonehead. They had the This is called Stoke,
Stoke on Trent. It's a family event at Staffordshire, England.
So it's a big deal, you know, big thing, big
family event. So a lady who said, yeah, I'll show y'all.
(03:19):
She jumped in her underwear and then started tworking on
the top of a car at this amount. So she
her family a little different from everybody else's family.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
More answer, No, it's at least good to know that,
you know, those snuffy elitist British people. Still, other have
citizens that are, you know, stripping to their underwear and
twerking like it's Daytona Beach, Florida. It's good to know
they're not that much more sophisticated than we are.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Some folks aren't. Now this is my new favorite bonehead
for the week. Remember I'll only get the boneheads here.
They're often copied but never duplicated. These are bam of boneheads.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
This.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You've had a couple of dates go bad, I think
in your path. I know I certainly have. Things didn't
work out quite a few this seventeen. This is in Merrimar,
a seventeen year old Chinese girl she had she got
crossed up with her nineteen year old boyfriend, so she
sold him into slavery.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
WHOA that escalated quickly?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wow? Four months, twenty hours a day as a slave,
and he had to meet quotas on online scams. So
this is the slavery. He was doing twenty hours a
week or our day online scamming people for the I
guess the mob or he got beat with a metal rod,
(04:46):
which quite the motivator. I see they learned that from
my heart. No, it's a great, great company. They quit
hitting us closed fisted last year, and that was nice.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Wait wait wait wait they quit hitting you last year.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, close fist. I mean it was still good. Ship
slapped out of me.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But you know that was last month for me. Yeah,
they were phasing it out.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We'll take the they're beating no poor walk mean or
whatever the name of there was the metal rod. She,
by the way, got fourteen grands, So I don't know,
that's pretty good dough for selling a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You, I mean, did she.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Surely she faced some repercussion if we're hearing about it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're hearing about it. Something happened, Yeah, he escaped or whatever.
So just for what that's worth, here's the five best
states for teen drivers. Number five Kentucky because most of
them started driving in like, you know, sixth grade. Of course,
that's when they're seventeen eighteen years old. There's a few
states at Alabama could make fun of. There's a couple
(05:50):
of West Virginia. West Virginia, who's uh. I don't know
if you know this, but it was a little bit
of trivia for you. The the state for West Virginia
is a satellite dish New Jersey, Oregon, and of course
number one New York. Now I don't I can't see
(06:10):
that at all of them.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That flies in the face of log.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
These are these are all official because they're in THEBAMA shows,
so you know they're we checked these out about is okay?
We don't check anything out. We just read here right,
all of our services that we get available to us.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So, yeah, of lawyers and data analysts plow through the piles, stacks,
rooms full of data to bring these lists to life.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh. Dark Vader's lightsaber went up for auction. Uh, it
was supposed to get three meters and I hadn't even
looked yet today, so look that up. Also Toby Maguire's
Spider Man two costume and Michael Keaton's Batman. So Michael
Keaton was maybe the best Batman of all of my fancy.
That was a good Batman.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, it's hard to beat.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's hard to beat that original with him and Jack
as the Joker.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I mean that's I mean, it's just you know, what
are you gonna do? But Darth Vader's lightsaber, they said
at least three me and it started at a half
million to bid and they'd already had six people go
to a me and that was a three day event.
So I haven't even checked today. See what happened. I'm sorry,
go hit oh.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm just gonna say that feels like one of those
items where you're going to end up with a bidding war.
Like whatever they expect it to go for, there's gonna
end up being two or three gazillionaires that are betting
bidding against each other where value price doesn't matter whatsoever
to them.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
They just want that lightsaber.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So exactly they're.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Gonna drive it up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean I would. I would be amazed that you know,
they're all anonymous, but I would be amazed. It doesn't
go more that people got money to burn. They don't.
They're not in radio. I can guarantee you that seventy
percent of younger Americans want a four day work week.
They did two thousand interviews. Seventy percent of young Americans said, Hey,
(08:07):
I can get it done in four days. I was
in a meeting one time and this guy, the big boss,
was there and he never said anything. This guy was
never happy guys, but he was the big boss. And
something sitting there I mean, I told you this because
I repeeli shit. But he was talking to somebody, goes,
I wish we'd go to a four day work week,
(08:27):
and the big boss said, I wish you'd work four
days a week.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh yeah, that's And I was the only one that laughed.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Everybody else was like, there's twenty sales gather there. Nobody
laughed at me. I laughed hard, and I thought, I'm
probably I supposed to be laughing at that, But I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I would think that puts you in the good graces
if you're if you're the only one that found that humorous,
that probably tells the big boss that you agree.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, I was doing my five days a week.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know, I do find it. It is kind of
odd to me if you think about it for too long.
This is one of those you know, if you if
you if if maybe you've had one of those THC
A or B or whatever they're trying to ban in
the legislature. Maybe if you've had one of those gummies
and you think about it for too long, the five
(09:14):
day work week based on you know, the assembly line
of Henry Ford working eight hours a day. It is
kind of crazy that with our modern society and how
much things have exponentially progressed in that time that we're
still working a schedule as if it was you know,
Industrial revolution era America.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I read somewhere if Americans had that forced day off
or that third day off, that they would spend so
much more money that it with the companies would end
up making a bigger profit. They'd have cost would be less,
a lesser monthly salary or whatever, but their productivity would
be better because they're only are four days a week,
but during the weekend they'd have a three day weekend.
(09:57):
They would spend way more money on stuff. And so
is the theory behind what the you know, one guy
was talking about you want the best bonehead in the world.
I'm sorry you still don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I was gonna say, like I was raised country as
hell and with the work ethic of a country boy.
But yeah, I like, give me an extra day, give
me an extra weekend to take use all your vacation days.
Like actually, yeah, port yourself to the bone, especially, Like,
let's all be honest. If you're working five days a week,
eight hours, you're not really working forty hours a week
(10:31):
like you're you're working maybe thirty two, Like, you could
probably cut cut that last eight hours off the schedule
and get just as much done.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
To quote one of my bosses, uh, let's see, four
hours a day telling jokes and drinking cokes. Are you okay?
You're gonna be all right?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah? That's I go.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You think it's easy? He goes, Yeah, it seems real easy. Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You're kind of both right, You're kind of you're you're
kind of both right on that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And then you got to you know, I had to
go to a remote of the strip club the other night,
you know that, right?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So do you understand how hard my life is? I
had Cinnamon and Sugar telling me about all of their natty.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's why I did. I did an event one time,
I don't know how. It was for Texas Monthly. It
was the best company to work for and they had
an event where they honored these companies and for some
reason they picked me as the MC and I didn't
give a shit. So I'm just having a ball, you know,
And so I said, hey, I've been are working for free.
So all of a sudden they all started giving me
dollar bills. And this was all h R people that
(11:37):
were there. So the entire room was full of women,
hr women, okay, and so all of them started handing
me a dollar bill every time they won an award,
so I was ended up getting paid. So at the
end of the night, I held up those singles and
I went, listen, I want to just make sure y'all
understand them. Every one of these, every one of these
dollars is going to go to charity. And everybody clapped,
(11:58):
and I went or Tiffany or whoever dancing tonight, you know,
And then I got booed, I got boot and fired.
They fired me and didn't have me come back, and
that was fine.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
And by it, that's a good line. That's a good
I was.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Proud of that one. Uh. Here's my favorite. This is
my favorite bonnet. I had. The other one, the Chinese one,
was this may be my new one. Uh so uh,
just for the name alone, Harry Burdick. Harry Burdick is
uh very close to right there, Harry Burdick. He has
a wife in Lincoln County, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Looks like it's falling apart because she found out that
he also has a wife and family in Davison County. Uh,
they're in uh, in North Carolina. And then uh and
now that my lady's mad too because they found out
he has another wife over in Guilford County. He's got
three wives in North Carolina. Families, wive houses. I mean,
(13:00):
you got sell any bigamy. I didn't even know there
was such a thing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well he's actually getting charged.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, they charged felony bigamy.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So okay, that's that's probably because he's like the tax
purposes of you when you get married, like that's you know,
probably some kind of fraud on that level.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Because I'm assuming what it is.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, I mean outside of just pissing off three women,
I can't think the state would have a whole lot
of reason to bring charges against you unless you're doing
it somewhat, you know, for fraudulent purposes.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You gotta at least cross state lines.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, you're there in North Carolina, have one in
in in South Carolina, have one in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Like, you gotta come out a little bit there.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Come on, man, Well he's got three wives, so sending
him to prison really it's pretty in prison.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, he's probably gonna enjoy the vacation.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's three people in New Zealand that had one thousand
dollars worth of stolen meat in their car. Good right there.
They they started ratting each other out. And that was
one lady that stole fourteen thousand dollars worth of meat.
Good God, when it was in her car, they called
him in her car. All right, I guess that's that's
(14:14):
enough right there.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Stolen meat probably, that's probably an ender.
Well, hi everybody, Bama Brown with you on the Vama
Brown Experience. I heard podcast Network, Thank you so much,
appreciate it. The Big Cat, Puma, the Big Cat. You
guys got a vacation coming up Mexico, right, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, doing a little quick weekend trip down to down
to Mexico. Got a buddy over here in San Antonio,
one of the chef downtown here at a restaurant. He
is celebrating a birthday. And it's so weird making a
little trip down to Mexico. Actually flying out in a
matter of well, hell, I bet I this might have
(00:38):
to be a short one. I might need to finish
packing now that I think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Awesome, but yeah, get you on the way. But you
still got your podcast, the Sports Cave with the Big
the Puma, the Big Cat, as we like to go.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I've struggled, I've tried. I'm working.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm still trying to convince my wife that watching football
on Saturday and Sundays actually is my So yeah, I'm
taking a vacation during literally the busiest part of my
work year. But fear not, the podcast goes on. The
podcast lives on anywhere you get your podcast. Just search
(01:14):
for the sports Cave with Biggest Puma. You'll find this.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's popular. It's numeral uno as they like to say.
All right, you're talking about a chef. I want you
to ask him about this while top five items that
chefs say you should never refrigerate. Now, I think this
is this is gonna be an interesting list because I
was like, what number five? Butter?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay, did you not grow up with butter on the counter?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now? I was always in the fridge man, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
This is something that Steph and I have argued literally
since day one of us living together. My butter always,
my whole life was in a butter tin or you know,
a butter case. But it was always on the counter
because it doesn't go bad. It just goes rancid. So
it doesn't it just loses its flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, Still you.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Can still cook with it. It's easier to spread because
it's room temperature. She didn't believe me forever. And it's funny,
you say, ask my chef buddy. He's the one that
finally told her, like convinced her you're not going to
get sick or anything like, just let him do this.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's it's not gonna hurt you. It's not going to
kill you.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, Well now I'm going to finish the list here
and you when you talk to him. That was the
big one. They're butter bread was number four. Onions number three.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh yeah, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Number two bananas. I've never eaten a banana in the fridge.
It's been there. Number one alvocados. Oh, anyway, that's a
that's for if you're a chef or if you cook.
You can ask your chef next week, but this or today.
I guess you'll seehim today, tell him matt birthday and
then asking uh, if that's you know.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
They'll have the report back.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, I don't have her name here. Let's do a
let's do a bonehead. They had the This is called Stoke,
Stoke on Trent. It's a family event at Staffordshire, England.
So it's a big deal, you know, big thing, big
family event. So a lady who said, yeah, I'll show y'all.
(03:19):
She jumped in her underwear and then started tworking on
the top of a car at this amount. So she
her family a little different from everybody else's family.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
More answer, No, it's at least good to know that,
you know, those snuffy elitist British people. Still, other have
citizens that are, you know, stripping to their underwear and
twerking like it's Daytona Beach, Florida. It's good to know
they're not that much more sophisticated than we are.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Some folks aren't. Now this is my new favorite bonehead
for the week. Remember I'll only get the boneheads here.
They're often copied but never duplicated. These are bam of boneheads.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
This.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You've had a couple of dates go bad, I think
in your path. I know I certainly have. Things didn't
work out quite a few this seventeen. This is in Merrimar,
a seventeen year old Chinese girl she had she got
crossed up with her nineteen year old boyfriend, so she
sold him into slavery.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
WHOA that escalated quickly?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wow? Four months, twenty hours a day as a slave,
and he had to meet quotas on online scams. So
this is the slavery. He was doing twenty hours a
week or our day online scamming people for the I
guess the mob or he got beat with a metal rod,
(04:46):
which quite the motivator. I see they learned that from
my heart. No, it's a great, great company. They quit
hitting us closed fisted last year, and that was nice.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Wait wait wait wait they quit hitting you last year.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, close fist. I mean it was still good. Ship
slapped out of me.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But you know that was last month for me. Yeah,
they were phasing it out.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We'll take the they're beating no poor walk mean or
whatever the name of there was the metal rod. She,
by the way, got fourteen grands, So I don't know,
that's pretty good dough for selling a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You, I mean, did she.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Surely she faced some repercussion if we're hearing about it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're hearing about it. Something happened, Yeah, he escaped or whatever.
So just for what that's worth, here's the five best
states for teen drivers. Number five Kentucky because most of
them started driving in like, you know, sixth grade. Of course,
that's when they're seventeen eighteen years old. There's a few
states at Alabama could make fun of. There's a couple
(05:50):
of West Virginia. West Virginia, who's uh. I don't know
if you know this, but it was a little bit
of trivia for you. The the state for West Virginia
is a satellite dish New Jersey, Oregon, and of course
number one New York. Now I don't I can't see
(06:10):
that at all of them.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That flies in the face of log.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
These are these are all official because they're in THEBAMA shows,
so you know they're we checked these out about is okay?
We don't check anything out. We just read here right,
all of our services that we get available to us.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So, yeah, of lawyers and data analysts plow through the piles, stacks,
rooms full of data to bring these lists to life.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Uh. Dark Vader's lightsaber went up for auction. Uh, it
was supposed to get three meters and I hadn't even
looked yet today, so look that up. Also Toby Maguire's
Spider Man two costume and Michael Keaton's Batman. So Michael
Keaton was maybe the best Batman of all of my fancy.
That was a good Batman.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, it's hard to beat.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's hard to beat that original with him and Jack
as the Joker.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I mean that's I mean, it's just you know, what
are you gonna do? But Darth Vader's lightsaber, they said
at least three me and it started at a half
million to bid and they'd already had six people go
to a me and that was a three day event.
So I haven't even checked today. See what happened. I'm sorry,
go hit oh.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm just gonna say that feels like one of those
items where you're going to end up with a bidding war.
Like whatever they expect it to go for, there's gonna
end up being two or three gazillionaires that are betting
bidding against each other where value price doesn't matter whatsoever
to them.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
They just want that lightsaber.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So exactly they're.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Gonna drive it up.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean I would. I would be amazed that you know,
they're all anonymous, but I would be amazed. It doesn't
go more that people got money to burn. They don't.
They're not in radio. I can guarantee you that seventy
percent of younger Americans want a four day work week.
They did two thousand interviews. Seventy percent of young Americans said, Hey,
(08:07):
I can get it done in four days. I was
in a meeting one time and this guy, the big boss,
was there and he never said anything. This guy was
never happy guys, but he was the big boss. And
something sitting there I mean, I told you this because
I repeeli shit. But he was talking to somebody, goes,
I wish we'd go to a four day work week,
(08:27):
and the big boss said, I wish you'd work four
days a week.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh yeah, that's And I was the only one that laughed.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Everybody else was like, there's twenty sales gather there. Nobody
laughed at me. I laughed hard, and I thought, I'm
probably I supposed to be laughing at that, But I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I would think that puts you in the good graces
if you're if you're the only one that found that humorous,
that probably tells the big boss that you agree.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, I was doing my five days a week.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know, I do find it. It is kind of
odd to me if you think about it for too long.
This is one of those you know, if you if
you if if maybe you've had one of those THC
A or B or whatever they're trying to ban in
the legislature. Maybe if you've had one of those gummies
and you think about it for too long, the five
(09:14):
day work week based on you know, the assembly line
of Henry Ford working eight hours a day. It is
kind of crazy that with our modern society and how
much things have exponentially progressed in that time that we're
still working a schedule as if it was you know,
Industrial revolution era America.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I read somewhere if Americans had that forced day off
or that third day off, that they would spend so
much more money that it with the companies would end
up making a bigger profit. They'd have cost would be less,
a lesser monthly salary or whatever, but their productivity would
be better because they're only are four days a week,
but during the weekend they'd have a three day weekend.
(09:57):
They would spend way more money on stuff. And so
is the theory behind what the you know, one guy
was talking about you want the best bonehead in the world.
I'm sorry you still don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I was gonna say, like I was raised country as
hell and with the work ethic of a country boy.
But yeah, I like, give me an extra day, give
me an extra weekend to take use all your vacation days.
Like actually, yeah, port yourself to the bone, especially, Like,
let's all be honest. If you're working five days a week,
eight hours, you're not really working forty hours a week
(10:31):
like you're you're working maybe thirty two, Like, you could
probably cut cut that last eight hours off the schedule
and get just as much done.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
To quote one of my bosses, uh, let's see, four
hours a day telling jokes and drinking cokes. Are you okay?
You're gonna be all right?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah? That's I go.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You think it's easy? He goes, Yeah, it seems real easy. Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You're kind of both right, You're kind of you're you're
kind of both right on that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And then you got to you know, I had to
go to a remote of the strip club the other night,
you know that, right?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So do you understand how hard my life is? I
had Cinnamon and Sugar telling me about all of their natty.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's why I did. I did an event one time,
I don't know how. It was for Texas Monthly. It
was the best company to work for and they had
an event where they honored these companies and for some
reason they picked me as the MC and I didn't
give a shit. So I'm just having a ball, you know,
And so I said, hey, I've been are working for free.
So all of a sudden they all started giving me
dollar bills. And this was all h R people that
(11:37):
were there. So the entire room was full of women,
hr women, okay, and so all of them started handing
me a dollar bill every time they won an award,
so I was ended up getting paid. So at the
end of the night, I held up those singles and
I went, listen, I want to just make sure y'all
understand them. Every one of these, every one of these
dollars is going to go to charity. And everybody clapped,
(11:58):
and I went or Tiffany or whoever dancing tonight, you know,
And then I got booed, I got boot and fired.
They fired me and didn't have me come back, and
that was fine.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
And by it, that's a good line. That's a good
I was.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Proud of that one. Uh. Here's my favorite. This is
my favorite bonnet. I had. The other one, the Chinese one,
was this may be my new one. Uh so uh,
just for the name alone, Harry Burdick. Harry Burdick is
uh very close to right there, Harry Burdick. He has
a wife in Lincoln County, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Looks like it's falling apart because she found out that
he also has a wife and family in Davison County. Uh,
they're in uh, in North Carolina. And then uh and
now that my lady's mad too because they found out
he has another wife over in Guilford County. He's got
three wives in North Carolina. Families, wive houses. I mean,
(13:00):
you got sell any bigamy. I didn't even know there
was such a thing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well he's actually getting charged.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, they charged felony bigamy.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So okay, that's that's probably because he's like the tax
purposes of you when you get married, like that's you know,
probably some kind of fraud on that level.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Because I'm assuming what it is.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, I mean outside of just pissing off three women,
I can't think the state would have a whole lot
of reason to bring charges against you unless you're doing
it somewhat, you know, for fraudulent purposes.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You gotta at least cross state lines.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, you're there in North Carolina, have one in
in in South Carolina, have one in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Like, you gotta come out a little bit there.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Come on, man, Well he's got three wives, so sending
him to prison really it's pretty in prison.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, he's probably gonna enjoy the vacation.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's three people in New Zealand that had one thousand
dollars worth of stolen meat in their car. Good right there.
They they started ratting each other out. And that was
one lady that stole fourteen thousand dollars worth of meat.
Good God, when it was in her car, they called
him in her car. All right, I guess that's that's
(14:14):
enough right there.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Stolen meat probably, that's probably an ender.
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