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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, Hi, y'all, Dama Brown here need Dama Brown Experience
on the iHeart Podcast Network. Thank you for listening thousands
r and we appreciate that growing every day. I love
that along with my cohort here the Big Cat Big
Puma with the Sports Cave. You're live tonight, my brother.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, sir, back live back live on YouTube eight o'clock
tonight at sports Cave Live. Come hang out, come watch
me try to set caps straight with his forty nine
Ers and Yankees love. My co host is a fan
of the San Francisco forty nine Ers on the West
Coast and the New York Yankees on the East coast.
(00:41):
Oh my god, one is raised in San Antonio. It
makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Everyone hates both of those. So that's that's that. Go
go out there and hate them live in person. You
have my permission to say anything you want to too.
But they're just it's like the most popular sports show
in Central Texas. So you got to get over there
and watch these guys do it live. Just a lot
of fun. If you're looking for something to do on
a Monday night, you want to have some fun.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I could say if you can't get out the
audio version is always available on the art app or
wherever you get your podcast. Just search for the Sports
Cave with the biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
These guys really did sports. They actually played it, so
they know what they're talking about. I you know, I'm
no longer on cavet on the radio end of it,
I am. But one of the things I enjoyed doing
and did really just for the last year was just
the boneheads. And so I've got those now and I'm
doing those on this podcast. So if you want the Boneheads,
this is where you come for. I've got four or
(01:38):
five today. I'm just gonna sprinkle through here, booming and
a short show. But I think a very very quality
bunch of idiots or boneheads they make this, and we
could do a thousand. There's so many people.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Say like I always love the Boneheads, and I feel
like we I feel like we leave so many on
the cutting room floor because they're are so many idiots
are surrounding us, and it's worldwide.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's not just America, don't worry, it's a worldwide. But
let's start with Clearwater, Florida. Taj Taylor Tas he got
on an airplane. He was flying somewhere he's that comedian
guy that goes, hey, my computer is a bomb to
another passenger, and then of course the other passenger reported
(02:26):
it to the flight attendant, who reported it to the captain,
who reported it to the Anyway, they had to turn
around and go back and land and take everybody off
the plane, tried to find a new plane, couldn't find
enough pilots. So I believe in a situation like that,
every single passenger gets to punch him in the belly.
(02:47):
They use line up like you're gonna get on the plane.
In fact, you can use your same boarding pass, line
up per your boarding pass and punch Taz in the belly.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So maybe whatever you have, anything you have in your
carry on you can use if you don't want to slip. Yeah,
you have a if you have a random cane, if
you're elderly and have a walk or any anything you
have on your person, anything on that plane can be
used to Yeah, I'm comfortable saying that's a bad bit
that I believe that the bar for comedy, that's probably
(03:20):
a bad bit. You know.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Uh, there's two things. He'll be in jail for a while,
even though it wasn't real he still goes to he
still goes to jail. Now here's the other part. This
is what really sucks. And if you do anything, have
any kind of issue at the airport, with any airport,
you make the no fly list. That means you don't
ever get to fly on anyone ever again. So when
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you get hey, I'm gonna go visit my friends in
Oregon or Washington, d C. What time are you leaving. Well,
I'm gonna leave today and I'll be there wednesday. You
know it's because I'm having to drive or ride a
bus or hop a train. Uh. So that's just don't
be stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I think we need to make we need to be
way more liberal with the no flight list. Like if
you take your shoes off on a plane, straight to
the no fly list, right bring, if you bring carry
on leftover fish and eat it on the fly, straight
to the no fly list.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're you're out there. But you know what, there's uh,
they're actually dialing back. You brought that up. They're dialing
back on taking your shoes off at the airport. They're
already at LaGuardia, uh for Lauderdale, Philadelphia. They just said, hey,
you can you can leave your shoes on. They're starting
to get and they said more and more, the airlines
are probably going to drop that because they can't get
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their passengers through, you know. I mean it's just in
the ass. It's a painting hands is jamming up the works.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
H So the whole reason they we started doing that
is because that one idiot terrorist put a bomb in
his shoe. What about the guy who put the bomb
in his underwear? They didn't They didn't make us, Yes,
they didn't make us all take our underwear off, but
the s shoes. All of a sudden, we gotta protect
the world by taking shoes off.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
And that's been going on what twenty something years. Uh.
Tampa made fun of this day the other day. I
saw there was a sign in Tampa. They showed it
said people flying in Tampa, please take your shoes off
unless you're wearing crocs, and then we want you to
just throw those in the trash.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
My wife has a pair of like platform croc sandals,
and oh god, crazy, but get they're so hideous they're
almost cool. But I could never admit that to her.
But good lord, I'm right there with the city of Tampa.
Let's let's uh let's move on from the crocs.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I like that I saw this Hoonan, China. I'm gonna
make you I'm gonna you know what, I'm gonna do
another one, and then I'm gonna end with this one
from Hounan, China, a.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Little diner in China.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Pittsburgh had a naturalist colony up there, It's the Nudist Colonaye.
They had a bowling night and the name of the
bowling knight was Balls Out Bowling Night, Balls Out Bowling Night.
Thirty dollars. Get you in. You just want to do
a gutter ball joke. I mean, you know, all my
balls are gutter balls. But you know.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He'd flags here first of a colony in the greater
Pittsburgh area. Have you seen what the people from Pittsburgh
look like?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Secondly, bowling night, like, all of the movements and jibbling
are gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Not good naked, remember Seinfeld, that's not good naked. That's
bad naked. That absolutely anyway. That's do your jokes at home.
You can write your own. And you know, I count
on a lot of y'all having such a good sense
of humor. Do some good jokes and then email them
to me. I'd love to roam all right, So I'm
gonna do this Honan China because I want to get
out of here with one. Literally, I want to watch
Puma's face when I do this. This is a man
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had to have surgery on his stomach. Uh, because this
is going yeah, of course, because in his abdominal cavity
they found a foot long eel in his alive by
the way, in his abdominal cavity, a foot long eel.
(07:13):
How it got in there?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That was my obvious next question.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
They think it may have come up through his wreck.
They don't know when he was swimming. They you know,
I've never I'm almost positive no matter who you are,
you're gonna know when there's an eel going up. Yes,
I'm just telling you. I mean what I was.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
This reminds me of my buddy who's an er doctor,
and it's every time. You know, like half of the
things he deals with are stuff that people have stuffed
up their butts, every single every single one of them.
There's only been like one story that he's ever told
me where the guy was like, yeah, no, I lost
grip and and it went up. Most of the people
(07:57):
are like, yeah, it was a complete accident.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And even really they tried to pull the accident. Yeah, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Dude, this guy like, oh no, there's a live eel
in my abdomen. It was a complete accident. It must
have happened while I was swimming. No, I think it
was probably more intentional.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
If I'm getting I had a thing at Jack in
the Box. It was kind of like that. But I'm
not even going to go into that. I will, littles,
leave it right here, right here, right now. With that, Uh,
this is what you get when you're listening to the
Bama Brown Experience. Don't hold Booma accountable. They actually do
a really good show. So go out there and see
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we'll see you back here tomorrow on the Bama Brown Experience.