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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi everybody, Mama Brown. You just missed. You just missed
both me and the Big Cat burping and sneezing. It
was just like both of us at the same time
because we do a countdown before we go live. Anyway,
Hi everybody, Mama Brown with you in the iHeart Podcast.
We call it the Maama Brown Experience, along with my
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partner in crime, the Big Cat Puma, with the Sports Cave,
which is the number one sports related talk show in
the whole world. I've just meaning it the whole world now,
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
We've gone We've gone global, and next it'll be in
this in the galleys. Yeah, the Whole Galaxy, the highest
rated Bear County podcast hosted by a cat nicknamed former
college athlete in the entire galaxy.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, by galaxy, we mean a galaxy five hundred seventy
five months. Correct, He's in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
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you can get it anywhere you get your podcasts. Just
search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. Man, you
weren't kidding, though, I'm still I ate. I ate a
nice Italian sandwich with a bunch of hot peppers on it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Those peppers are killing my nose right now.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I feel like I'm perpetually fighting back a sneeze.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Well, go ahead, and sneeze ain't gonna bother us. Uh.
Here's there's a prank going on. It's an AI generated
homeless guy that they show they can put it on
TikTok and they put your house up from your from
your cameras and they show a homeless guy in your
house and it's total AI generated uh in it. But
it's prompting nine to eleven nine one one calls.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes, that's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes. And by the way, the fine for a prank
nine to one one call two years in prison or
jail and one thousand dollars fine. So bear in mind
when you start pranking somebody on TikTok, you could be
paying for you.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I learned that lesson as a thirteen year old growing
up using a payphone to make make a few prank
nine one one.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Because we knew.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Look, it was a small town. There's less than two
twenty five hundred people there. Like I knew, I knew
the person whose mom was answering the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So yeah, we we got into a little trouble for that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Didn't face prison jail time, didn't have to go to county,
but got some some stern lectures from law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I've had a couple of Osma Zill. Here's a
This is ten signs you've been living alone too long.
Now you've got a roommate. I've got one. Uh number ten,
you talked to Siri more than regular people. These were
actually I think funny.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I got a buddy who has way too many
conversations with his AI.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, door Dash guy and the Amazon guy. They know
your name and your palace. That's not good.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
That a good sign.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Talk to your favorite couch, our chair and you sit down.
You go, oh yeah, thank you bob or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think. I think I do that one even though
I have a roommate.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That this one hits home right here. You sneeze and
say bless you to yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, yeah, do that often.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, this was, uh, we don't do this now. But
your laundry blocks the doors. When you have so much laundry,
that is walking out door as you're trying to go
in a room, as you've been living alone too long.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
My college apartment was, I mean I would wear every
piece of clothing I owned before I would wash everything,
and so it was mounds and mounds of gross, dirty laundry.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You only change sheets for the holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It was guilty of.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
All guys. Uh. You you have a strict TV remote
policy if people come over like, hey, you're not touching that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's oh I have that currently even with a roommate of.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Uh, you have unfinished multiple puzzles. Oh, let's see, I
can't read all writing on that one. And then uh,
oh number one, you name your favorite clothing, so you
have your own favorite RT your own favorite you know,
like you know teams.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We both probably that's probably a good sign to get
out and socialize.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Even it out.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, just you don't even have to talk to people.
Just be around some people, get.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Some uh some socialization by osmosis something.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Get out and get in beads. Go out and go
to the cafe and sit for a minute and talk
to the first person says hello. University of Louisville as
a class called swift Anomics, and all they covers Taylor's
business decisions since she started. Now here's the thing. She's
a billionaire and pretty much runs her own deal and
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always has and so you might learn something in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That you know, you can't argue against the you can't
argue against the results, whether you like the whether you
like the content or not.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's been pretty successfully profitable.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And a key to that would be get attractive and
learn to sing.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, I know those minor details, the minor details you need.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Now you do this. You need to exercise one hundred
and fifty minutes a week. That spread it out one
hundred and fifty minutes, and you will lose weight. They
see fit, you'll stay fit.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Like twenty minutes, twenty five minutes a day.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Basically you did twenty minutes a day, you know, walking,
but I mean sweat. Don't just sit there. Oh, I'm
really you know, working it out. I see eighty one
percent of millennials and gen Z's both this is one
thing they do agree on. They would rather have a
house than a than a dream wedding. I see that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, that feels pretty fair. Eighty so basically four our side.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I have it. That's smart. That's just smart. And
although let me say this, every one of my weddings
was beautiful. Well, you're fair.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, you had the ability to perfect to get exactly
what you wanted.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
With the by learning what you didn't want.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I think the whole like big, overdone wedding is a
dying trend. I mean even it was a couple of
weeks ago you had a story where it was, uh,
you know, people are starting to di y their weddings
way more often, right exactly all uh, you know, under
their control, smaller and get their friends to do the
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food and the drinks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well why start life broke? You know if you could. Yeah,
it was funny because when Jamie and I got married
just thirty years ago, I had saved up enough to
build us a house. And every time she picked something
for the wedding, you know, we had this wedding. It
was a beautiful wedding. Every time she picked something that
it cost her a window. Get you got five hundred
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bucks in a window? I said, yeah, so it's up
to you. And so before it was over, I mean
we just basically we're gonna be living in a barn
with no windows.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, it's a good way to show the trade off though,
to make it actual tangible, to understand what we're spending here.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Then I actually traded the windows and doors out on
the air. It took me like six years of doing
their ads, but I finally paid off all the windows
and doors in our house we have now still, Uh,
they say it's going to be a lean Christmas for stores,
sticks and bricks and Amazon. They say there's going to
be a they're predicting a thirty four percent decline in
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sales because it is so expensive out there right now
and everything, and they're trying to blame it on tariffs
or trying to blame it on you know, everything, And
I don't know which one it is, but I know
it ain't turned around as much as everybody wants it to. Yeah,
and when you drop it a quarter percent, no, that
doesn't help anything.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's one of those deals where you don't have to
be an expert to know what's causing it, to see
that it is actually happening, you know, like you can
see you know even you know some of the ACL
was affected last way off.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, the state Fair was affected.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know, the State Fair was down what was it huge?
Four hundred thousand people. I mean they lost money with
the State Fair. Well, who'd ever thought you'd see that?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know, so that Hamburger Helper price, like there are medicators.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, yeah, there's the people run out of money, they
run out of their COVID money. They're done. All right,
you want to you want an awesome bonehead?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
This is ye love the set up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, I don't have the name, I don't have the company.
A guy came in hungover. He needed to sleep. He
worked in a warehouse and he'd been out all night party.
He needed to sleep. So he paid his buddy there
at work and they put him in a storage bend
and they set him up on the third shelf.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh no, he's like, you.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Know, any wharehouse will those shelves. Yeah, they had it
on their security cameras. They saw all of it. The
bosses did, and they fired him, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
But a pretty good bit. That's a pretty good bit
until you get busted.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Until you get busted. He was asleep in a store.
Thank god they didn't fire the other guy to go,
wait a minute, I need to tell you somethingfore a
leave you.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah exactly, I was about to say, or thank god
the guy didn't forget and leave his busy and there.
Whenever I was at Texas State, me and my roommate
worked at the my actual roommate, my college roommate back
then worked at the warehouse on campus up at the
student center.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah there.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I mean, we were college kids at Texas State. You
can imagine there were some days where we showed up
to work a little under the weather from last night's activities.
And yeah, we had we had a nice little cubby
hidden in the back of the warehouse where you could
hide behind all the boxes of books, and we had
a little palette back there.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
We'd just take turns.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Laying down and when the boss would walk in or
walk by, just say, oh, yeah, Sam, he's in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And then he'd run back there and tell me, hey,
get up, you got to make an appearance.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And then we'd trade off.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I fell asleep on the air one time. I think
it was Case when I was in Case. I'd been
out we had the remote or something and I was
out on that end. So I'm sitting there and I'm
I I start and he goes. He brings the music
and he killed my headphones so I couldn't hear. And
he goes, he starts whispering. He goes, man, it's sound asleep.
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He snoring, and he brings my mic up. You know,
just pulls the music down mid song, you know, and
I'm like and then I wake up. I go, yeah,
what are we doing? And he goes, well, you're asleep's
say hi to everybody, and I go, oh my god.
When I had a good comeback, I said, you know,
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that's more reflection on YouTube than it is me. Yeah,
all they're supporing that made me fall asleep in the
middle of a show me out. Yeah, anyway, that was Uh,
that was several I've done that several times. I actually
fell asleep one morning when I was running Saturday night
or Sunday night, you know it, doing overnights and did
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still doing the morning show I did seven days a week,
you know, on Z one O two, And I put
on comfortably numb and kicked back and the next and
no bows shaking me and been off the air. And
he said he's been off their the whole time. On
the way in not one call. Yeah, I uh, the
ended and I was out. Man.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Unfortunately, I've been there. I've been right there with you
as well.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I used to do a show with a guy who
uh broadcasts most of the time outside the studio, and
there were there were some early morning shows where I
would be back, you know, in the control room supposed
to keep us on air, and I would you're out,
he would go, he would send it to break and
I would be dead asleep, and then he couldn't control anything.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Is Mike was still.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
There was one time where he's literally calling the studio
to wake me up as he's still on air and
he's just narrating it. He's like, so what I'm doing
right now is I am calling the hotline. He gave
out the number. He's like, I want everyone to call
until Sam wakes up. Maybe maybe if we all call
at the same time, it'll wake up. And and this
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the commercial break we ended up doing like a forty
seven minute long segment.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh my god, not good.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
One time on Cavett in the I had the midday
morning showed me and h it was Meg or Kimberly,
one of the two of them. Uh, and I reached
for a CD. We were playing CDs back then, and
I and the CD slipped out of my hand and
there was, believe it or not, at the very bottom,
next to the floor, there was a switch that was
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shut off the radio station. It's like an emergency switch.
I didn't even know it was there and the CD
hit it and shut off kvet in the middle of
the day. Yeah, and I'm looking at it and I go,
I have no idea. There's I mean, there's a wall
of buttons and switches and stuff, you know, and uh
and I must I think it was Kimberly. I said,
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run down the hall and get and get the I
can't remember who the engineer was in. Uh, one of
them was. And I said get him now, and Ray
or somebody, I said to see if they know. And
he came in and uh, no, it was one of
the young guys because Arnold, because he didn't know either.
And he goes, oh my god, this would be Ray.
They'd been there for one hundred years. And he ran
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and got him. So we're off three four minutes before
we finally get Ray up there and he reaches down
there's this switch at the very bottom, just just a
toggle switch, clicks it back on the CD running.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I go, dude, you got to have a like a
safety cover or something on that.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That feels more like a design error than absolutely I
blame I blame the engineers. Like most like like the
morning where I slept through the break somehow it's the
engineer's fault.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Absolutely well, thank you all for listening, We appreciate it.
Hopefully he didn't sleep through this show.