July 2, 2025 • 12 mins
How do you forget you’ve got drugs hidden in your hoo hoo? That’s just one of the many unforgettable questions Bama Brown and Puma tackle in this wildly entertaining episode of The Bama Brown Experience.
From hilarious childhood injuries and aging reflections to fast food rankings and bizarre news stories, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, and sharp-witted commentary. Bama opens up about his battle scars—both literal and metaphorical—including a childhood car incident and a bar fight that left him with a Forrest Whitaker-style eye. Puma keeps the energy high with quick comebacks and his own tales of urban adventures, including a fearless trip to Harlem’s Rucker Park.
The duo dives into a national survey of America’s favorite food chains, debating the merits of Shake Shack, Raising Cane’s, Dutch Bros, and more. Spoiler: Puma’s not a fan of flavored tea, and he’s got strong opinions about it.
They also explore the strange but true world of towns that will pay you to move there—from Topeka to West Virginia—and share their unfiltered thoughts on each location. And don’t miss the story of Jessica Reno, whose creative (and illegal) driving workaround ends in a jaw-dropping twist.
Don’t miss a beat! Subscribe to The Bama Brown Experience on your favorite podcast platform, leave us a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a good laugh today.
From hilarious childhood injuries and aging reflections to fast food rankings and bizarre news stories, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, and sharp-witted commentary. Bama opens up about his battle scars—both literal and metaphorical—including a childhood car incident and a bar fight that left him with a Forrest Whitaker-style eye. Puma keeps the energy high with quick comebacks and his own tales of urban adventures, including a fearless trip to Harlem’s Rucker Park.
The duo dives into a national survey of America’s favorite food chains, debating the merits of Shake Shack, Raising Cane’s, Dutch Bros, and more. Spoiler: Puma’s not a fan of flavored tea, and he’s got strong opinions about it.
They also explore the strange but true world of towns that will pay you to move there—from Topeka to West Virginia—and share their unfiltered thoughts on each location. And don’t miss the story of Jessica Reno, whose creative (and illegal) driving workaround ends in a jaw-dropping twist.
Don’t miss a beat! Subscribe to The Bama Brown Experience on your favorite podcast platform, leave us a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a good laugh today.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey folks, Bama Brown Wheel and the Bama Brown Experience.
I heard podcast Networks and thank you so much for
listening to us. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The older I get Boom, I got my buddy Pooma.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
He's producers and he's co host poom The older I
get when I look.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
At the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now I'm on one side, I look like I look
like Winston Churchill. If I did the look at that,
is that that's Winston Churchill right there in Europe. Yeah,
never has so many olds, so much to so few.
You know, I'm that guy now, Oh my god, that's say.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Look I mean, if you're gonna morph into anybody, yeah,
I could have.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Been like some Asshold the car washers ing.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Now I'm glad to have it look like pole pot
or something. It could be.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Worse, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It always care.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Only a big scar.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's why that scar right there across my forehead that
people ask me and all the pictures you can see
it and they go, what happened to you before it?
And my brother when we when I was four three
maybe three, my brother pushed me out of the car
going down the road. And you know I was back
when you went strapped in Mom's it's about there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Open the door.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shoved me out of this Nova wagon of sixty two
Nova Wagon Bronze.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I hit the pavement.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We hadn't gone but twenty feet, and she said, she
looked in the mirror, where's Gregg. I pushed him out
of the car a minute. It did it seventy years
old to this day, and he's still he's still a butthole.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, now now's your agent.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It just looks, uh, it makes it look like you're
Gorbachev mark.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Mister president. Oh, that's Kissinger in it.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's old hen.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh god, I was so pretty and I was young,
but boy, and then this eye. You always got one
eye closed, you know, like what was that black actor's.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Name that has what I closed?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I always went, what's his name?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Golly?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Anyway, that's from fighting. And the guy cut my eye
open and went and cut me, cut me. And this
guy he hit me really hard. That's his name, Forest Whitaker.
I love that Forest Whittaker.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That Uh. People said, why do you I like yellow
dead eyes? Like, well, I didn't duck, but.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I guarantee you wherever he is, he's eating through a
straw because.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He got it. He might have got that one in
on me, but it's nothing to brag on.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But I was.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's like, well you won now and I go, and
you know, I don't really feel up onna one. It
doesn't quite feel his awarding as oh yeah, I kicked
you and then I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I got to drink through a straw for two monks.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Mouth wired shut.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What a horrible, horrible thing.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Uh, all right, so this is uh. They did a survey.
I love doing our surveys. Overall the favorite food chains
its chained, this is uh, and they got them listed
as uh, the Chick fil A one overall. It was like,
you know, when they throw everything in there, Chick fil
A was a big winner. But yeah, but when they
had the individual stuff, uh for most Uh, let's see
(03:10):
for most craved, which I don't get that is In
and Out Burger. They said more people crave In and
Out Burger than anybody. Let's see the best burger. Uh,
the shake Shack got best burger.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm not gonna lie. I we got a shake Shack
here in the.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Neighborhood and I had I had never really eaten it
at all, and it's it's become my go to when
when I I'm still red blooded American, I eat three burgers,
three to five burgers a week still, and shake shot
has become my go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
To You're that's your one, uh best chicken now, even
though Chick fil A overall it was everything, you know,
the convenience and all that entered into Canes, raising canes,
canes the chicken, and I like canes chicken, but the
sauce to say.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I like cane sauce, but the chicken, to me is
some of the most flavorless fast food chicken ever. Like
compare canes to like Popeyes, Churches chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh yeah, those are Yeah, that's a different kind of it.
Canes is like Zaxby's.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Zaxby's. There's a Zaxby's, and but I go to I
like it. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Uh coffee, Dutch Brothers, coffee beat, who's it Starbucks?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Or yeah, yeah, Dutch Brothers exploded over here. I mean,
all of a sudden, there were none in San Antonio,
and then the next day there were a hundred, it
felt like, on every just about every corner of every
part of town.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And for beverage h t O. We got one of
those here in dripping springs.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hto where do you stand on the churched up flavored teas?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I did? I like this regular tea? I don't, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I call it half and half, not unsweet and sweet
half and half tea. I don't If it's got any
kind of flavor in it, I'm instantly out.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't like it either, each tea or any of
that kind of crap. That's pretty much an instant checkout
for me.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And then when they had a category healthy food kava.
I don't know anything about kava or healthy food.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Obviously if you look at me, you know that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
But kava one that's a national obviously.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, it's like a Mediterranean food. I think, Uh, I think.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I would be healthy. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's probably why I've only been there once or twice.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't know, you know where it was. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Uh, here's Jessica. Let's do a bonehead Jessica Reno.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
She got pulled over. She had two different license plates
on her car, one on the front, one on the back. No,
neither one of the numbers matched the car.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
By the way, uh, A good way to get yourself popped.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And she did.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
She had a suspended license already, and then they pulled
her over and she's, well, I couldn't get tags because
I got a suspended license, so I just took some
off my neighbors cars, but on Earth. And the cop
was like, well, the whole reason is so you don't drive.
You're not supposed to be driving.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But then she had.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Drugs also hidden in her who who oh yeah, And
when they arrested her and they fell out, she said, oh,
I forgot about them. Now that's why I did this
whole story. She had drugs in her ow who and
forgot they were in there.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
How Look, without having one myself, I can't speak on
it with experience, but I don't understand how you forget
you have something stuffed up in there, actually drugs.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My entire sixty seven years, I think i'd remember I
had something.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Stuck in my body.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, I mean, I ain't got but.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
One hole, but it would I know something was there,
you know, I remember.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Bama, I would I think I would know pretty quickly.
I think I would remember at all, Jessica, something inside me.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Just just go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Uh. Tesla is the worst used car value you could
buy the Tesla S model s IS loses sixteen.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Thousand dollars a minute you drive it out of them.
I guess show room. Not they don't drive a lot
because you can't buy it here, right.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I had a buddy who just bought a Tesla and
he bought he bought a new one from the dealership.
But he was telling me that's surprising to me because
I thought the majority of them still resell for pretty
high value, especially compared to like a pickup truck or
like a chefward.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
To according to this thing, and I don't know if
it's I don't know who.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This is a car deal.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know, they put on a service they send to me.
I don't have any idea that's true or not. Let's see, Okay,
this is pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I know you enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Uh there's some towns that will pay you to come
live there.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh the old bit.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, you talk about a shithole if they got to
pay you to come there. And every one of these
towns I'm reading across here, I don't know, but if
you want to live there, number let's.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
See, I guess it's eight of Kansas.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
If that, sorry, Pika, you can get ten thousand dollars.
If you moved to Topeka in rent, they'll give you
ten thousand dollars for rent money. If you buy there,
you get fifteen thousand. They will give you that to
buy a house and to Pika cancer. All right, that
was number three. All right, let me jump down. Newton,
(08:34):
Iowa was ten. K it was number seven. Uh kiss
catcha Can album?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Alaska? Am I saying it? Right? Kiss? Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Cat one?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No? That was in Kiskatsa one was that's Canada?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, kis catcha Can Alaska?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Alaska. How much are they paying you?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Two thousand dollars? That's not much. But you do get
free internet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So it's.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I guess you're gonna you're gonna be searching a lot
of porn.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
And yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's not that's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's gonna be great for streaming all of your entertainment
needs at least.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's Hey, we weren't playing spit it that much. And
there's some long winters up there. Hamilton, Ohio. You get
fifteen thousand dollars and scholarship money which I don't know where.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I guess Ohio State. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You gotta live in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, you gotta live in Hamilton a while. I mean
these are town specifics.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Baltimore, Maryland, Baltimore, my god, uh, five thousand dollars yeah,
but not home in Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
At least you're in the metro Atlantic area.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You know, you're a quick trip away from an actual
good city in.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ten percent off on your funeral, that's how long you're
gonna live in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Detail one time when we were thing up there, my dad,
we had no idea about the city, and he drove
us right through the heart of West Rice. Dude, and
we were in a rental car.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Like, dude, you yeller, good God, you ciphered Tehran and
you are in Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
It's the same.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Uh, it's the same trip where I took my grandparents
on the subway into Harlem so I could play basketball
at Ruhem Bar.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
God, I never fear.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
If that's how I'm supposed to go, then the Good
Lord determined that's how I'm supposed to go.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I thought you, they thought you were crazy. They ain't
gonna mess with you because that guy is crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's why you don't want to mess with a crazy person.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The only white guy.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And you know, I have this long air like there's
a confidence is king there.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
One of the one of the best shows I ever
watched was The Wire and that was filmed in Baltimore,
you know, and it's if you've never seen The Wire,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
The best man and all rewatch too. Yeah, I mean
the characters were great. Uh. What was the one guy's
name that was?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
He was gay in the show, but he carried the shotgun,
you know, he was uh, and he died.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Omar Omar.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Omar was such a great character that when the Ravens
came out, he always whistled when he was getting ready
to kill everybody. And the Ravens came out of the
game when they came on the field for one of
their games when Omar.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Died, they played the whistle through the stadium.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
That they do it every game now.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They loved it so much at the crowd went so
crazy when they did it that first game after Michael K.
Williams was that his name after he had passed every game.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
He was a he was a seen Steeler. He was
the best actor. I loved him, man.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
And then do you know what the best character in
that show was though. The city of Baltimore. Yea, that
show is so great because the city is the main
character and you see it from all different angles of
power like it has.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
It's so spectacular.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What a ship hole.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I mean, the entire They don't have to do any
kind of they just started filming.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Kevin is nice, though, a beautiful that is a pretty place.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But you you know, have hasn't helped her walk you
to your car.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
West Virginia, the entire state of West Virginia. They say
twelve k. They give you twelve thousand dollars. Do you
move to West Virginia. You know their state flowers a satellite.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Bitch. That's not enough for me.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Now, not enough. You're not going to any of those.
So we're marking them off the list right here. We'll
get our money somewhere the other way. That's you're listening
to the Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Thank you,
Well, hey folks, Bama Brown Wheel and the Bama Brown Experience.
I heard podcast Networks and thank you so much for
listening to us. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The older I get Boom, I got my buddy Pooma.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
He's producers and he's co host poom The older I
get when I look.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
At the screen.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now I'm on one side, I look like I look
like Winston Churchill. If I did the look at that,
is that that's Winston Churchill right there in Europe. Yeah,
never has so many olds, so much to so few.
You know, I'm that guy now, Oh my god, that's say.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Look I mean, if you're gonna morph into anybody, yeah,
I could have.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Been like some Asshold the car washers ing.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Now I'm glad to have it look like pole pot
or something. It could be.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Worse, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It always care.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Only a big scar.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's why that scar right there across my forehead that
people ask me and all the pictures you can see
it and they go, what happened to you before it?
And my brother when we when I was four three
maybe three, my brother pushed me out of the car
going down the road. And you know I was back
when you went strapped in Mom's it's about there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Open the door.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shoved me out of this Nova wagon of sixty two
Nova Wagon Bronze.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I hit the pavement.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We hadn't gone but twenty feet, and she said, she
looked in the mirror, where's Gregg. I pushed him out
of the car a minute. It did it seventy years
old to this day, and he's still he's still a butthole.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, now now's your agent.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It just looks, uh, it makes it look like you're
Gorbachev mark.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Mister president. Oh, that's Kissinger in it.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's old hen.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh god, I was so pretty and I was young,
but boy, and then this eye. You always got one
eye closed, you know, like what was that black actor's.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Name that has what I closed?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I always went, what's his name?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Golly?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Anyway, that's from fighting. And the guy cut my eye
open and went and cut me, cut me. And this
guy he hit me really hard. That's his name, Forest Whitaker.
I love that Forest Whittaker.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That Uh. People said, why do you I like yellow
dead eyes? Like, well, I didn't duck, but.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I guarantee you wherever he is, he's eating through a
straw because.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He got it. He might have got that one in
on me, but it's nothing to brag on.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But I was.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's like, well you won now and I go, and
you know, I don't really feel up onna one. It
doesn't quite feel his awarding as oh yeah, I kicked
you and then I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I got to drink through a straw for two monks.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Mouth wired shut.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What a horrible, horrible thing.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Uh, all right, so this is uh. They did a survey.
I love doing our surveys. Overall the favorite food chains
its chained, this is uh, and they got them listed
as uh, the Chick fil A one overall. It was like,
you know, when they throw everything in there, Chick fil
A was a big winner. But yeah, but when they
had the individual stuff, uh for most Uh, let's see
(03:10):
for most craved, which I don't get that is In
and Out Burger. They said more people crave In and
Out Burger than anybody. Let's see the best burger. Uh,
the shake Shack got best burger.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm not gonna lie. I we got a shake Shack
here in the.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Neighborhood and I had I had never really eaten it
at all, and it's it's become my go to when
when I I'm still red blooded American, I eat three burgers,
three to five burgers a week still, and shake shot
has become my go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
To You're that's your one, uh best chicken now, even
though Chick fil A overall it was everything, you know,
the convenience and all that entered into Canes, raising canes,
canes the chicken, and I like canes chicken, but the
sauce to say.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I like cane sauce, but the chicken, to me is
some of the most flavorless fast food chicken ever. Like
compare canes to like Popeyes, Churches chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh yeah, those are Yeah, that's a different kind of it.
Canes is like Zaxby's.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Zaxby's. There's a Zaxby's, and but I go to I
like it. It's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Uh coffee, Dutch Brothers, coffee beat, who's it Starbucks?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Or yeah, yeah, Dutch Brothers exploded over here. I mean,
all of a sudden, there were none in San Antonio,
and then the next day there were a hundred, it
felt like, on every just about every corner of every
part of town.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And for beverage h t O. We got one of
those here in dripping springs.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hto where do you stand on the churched up flavored teas?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I did? I like this regular tea? I don't, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I call it half and half, not unsweet and sweet
half and half tea. I don't If it's got any
kind of flavor in it, I'm instantly out.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't like it either, each tea or any of
that kind of crap. That's pretty much an instant checkout
for me.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And then when they had a category healthy food kava.
I don't know anything about kava or healthy food.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Obviously if you look at me, you know that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
But kava one that's a national obviously.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, it's like a Mediterranean food. I think, Uh, I think.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I would be healthy. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's probably why I've only been there once or twice.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't know, you know where it was. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Uh, here's Jessica. Let's do a bonehead Jessica Reno.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
She got pulled over. She had two different license plates
on her car, one on the front, one on the back. No,
neither one of the numbers matched the car.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
By the way, uh, A good way to get yourself popped.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And she did.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
She had a suspended license already, and then they pulled
her over and she's, well, I couldn't get tags because
I got a suspended license, so I just took some
off my neighbors cars, but on Earth. And the cop
was like, well, the whole reason is so you don't drive.
You're not supposed to be driving.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But then she had.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Drugs also hidden in her who who oh yeah, And
when they arrested her and they fell out, she said, oh,
I forgot about them. Now that's why I did this
whole story. She had drugs in her ow who and
forgot they were in there.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
How Look, without having one myself, I can't speak on
it with experience, but I don't understand how you forget
you have something stuffed up in there, actually drugs.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My entire sixty seven years, I think i'd remember I
had something.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Stuck in my body.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, I mean, I ain't got but.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
One hole, but it would I know something was there,
you know, I remember.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Bama, I would I think I would know pretty quickly.
I think I would remember at all, Jessica, something inside me.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Just just go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Uh. Tesla is the worst used car value you could
buy the Tesla S model s IS loses sixteen.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Thousand dollars a minute you drive it out of them.
I guess show room. Not they don't drive a lot
because you can't buy it here, right.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I had a buddy who just bought a Tesla and
he bought he bought a new one from the dealership.
But he was telling me that's surprising to me because
I thought the majority of them still resell for pretty
high value, especially compared to like a pickup truck or
like a chefward.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
To according to this thing, and I don't know if
it's I don't know who.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This is a car deal.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know, they put on a service they send to me.
I don't have any idea that's true or not. Let's see, Okay,
this is pretty interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I know you enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Uh there's some towns that will pay you to come
live there.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh the old bit.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, you talk about a shithole if they got to
pay you to come there. And every one of these
towns I'm reading across here, I don't know, but if
you want to live there, number let's.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
See, I guess it's eight of Kansas.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
If that, sorry, Pika, you can get ten thousand dollars.
If you moved to Topeka in rent, they'll give you
ten thousand dollars for rent money. If you buy there,
you get fifteen thousand. They will give you that to
buy a house and to Pika cancer. All right, that
was number three. All right, let me jump down. Newton,
(08:34):
Iowa was ten. K it was number seven. Uh kiss
catcha Can album?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Alaska? Am I saying it? Right? Kiss? Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Cat one?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No? That was in Kiskatsa one was that's Canada?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, kis catcha Can Alaska?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Alaska. How much are they paying you?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Two thousand dollars? That's not much. But you do get
free internet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So it's.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I guess you're gonna you're gonna be searching a lot
of porn.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
And yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's not that's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's gonna be great for streaming all of your entertainment
needs at least.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's Hey, we weren't playing spit it that much. And
there's some long winters up there. Hamilton, Ohio. You get
fifteen thousand dollars and scholarship money which I don't know where.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I guess Ohio State. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You gotta live in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, you gotta live in Hamilton a while. I mean
these are town specifics.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Baltimore, Maryland, Baltimore, my god, uh, five thousand dollars yeah,
but not home in Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
At least you're in the metro Atlantic area.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You know, you're a quick trip away from an actual
good city in.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ten percent off on your funeral, that's how long you're
gonna live in Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Detail one time when we were thing up there, my dad,
we had no idea about the city, and he drove
us right through the heart of West Rice. Dude, and
we were in a rental car.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Like, dude, you yeller, good God, you ciphered Tehran and
you are in Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
It's the same.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Uh, it's the same trip where I took my grandparents
on the subway into Harlem so I could play basketball
at Ruhem Bar.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
God, I never fear.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
If that's how I'm supposed to go, then the Good
Lord determined that's how I'm supposed to go.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I thought you, they thought you were crazy. They ain't
gonna mess with you because that guy is crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's why you don't want to mess with a crazy person.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The only white guy.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And you know, I have this long air like there's
a confidence is king there.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
One of the one of the best shows I ever
watched was The Wire and that was filmed in Baltimore,
you know, and it's if you've never seen The Wire,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
The best man and all rewatch too. Yeah, I mean
the characters were great. Uh. What was the one guy's
name that was?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
He was gay in the show, but he carried the shotgun,
you know, he was uh, and he died.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Omar Omar.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Omar was such a great character that when the Ravens
came out, he always whistled when he was getting ready
to kill everybody. And the Ravens came out of the
game when they came on the field for one of
their games when Omar.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Died, they played the whistle through the stadium.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
That they do it every game now.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
They loved it so much at the crowd went so
crazy when they did it that first game after Michael K.
Williams was that his name after he had passed every game.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
He was a he was a seen Steeler. He was
the best actor. I loved him, man.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
And then do you know what the best character in
that show was though. The city of Baltimore. Yea, that
show is so great because the city is the main
character and you see it from all different angles of
power like it has.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
It's so spectacular.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What a ship hole.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I mean, the entire They don't have to do any
kind of they just started filming.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Kevin is nice, though, a beautiful that is a pretty place.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
But you you know, have hasn't helped her walk you
to your car.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
West Virginia, the entire state of West Virginia. They say
twelve k. They give you twelve thousand dollars. Do you
move to West Virginia. You know their state flowers a satellite.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Bitch. That's not enough for me.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Now, not enough. You're not going to any of those.
So we're marking them off the list right here. We'll
get our money somewhere the other way. That's you're listening
to the Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Thank you,
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