October 28, 2025 • 11 mins
In this hilariously raw and unfiltered episode of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama and Puma dive headfirst into a whirlwind of outrageous tales, personal confessions, and nostalgic chaos. From streaking Floridians to Bama’s own run-ins with the law, this episode is a masterclass in storytelling that blends humor, humility, and a touch of Southern grit.
Bama opens up about his colorful past—from kiting checks and hot check school to a legendary night that started with a gallon of milk and ended naked in a Lubbock dorm parking lot. With vivid recollections and laugh-out-loud moments, he paints a picture of youthful recklessness that’s as shocking as it is relatable.
Key Moments:
Bama opens up about his colorful past—from kiting checks and hot check school to a legendary night that started with a gallon of milk and ended naked in a Lubbock dorm parking lot. With vivid recollections and laugh-out-loud moments, he paints a picture of youthful recklessness that’s as shocking as it is relatable.
Key Moments:
- A Florida man’s doorbell-naked escapade and the mischief charge that followed.
- The infamous “milk run” that turned into a narcotics-fueled blackout across Texas.
- A gut-wrenching (and gut-spilling) moment in a college dorm parking lot.
- The ultimate parental disappointment: when your mom won’t speak to you for three months.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hello everybody, Maama Brown with the Vama Brown Experience. I
heart podcast network and Puma my partner. Now Puma, we
have the Sports Cave Podcast Live tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Correct we are We are back live tonight eight o'clock
over on YouTube at sports Cave Live also Tuesdays and Thursdays. Now,
I'm going to be back on the radio with old
Andy Everett over here in San Antonio. So if you
happen to be by the dial, put it on, throw
it on over to tickets seven sixty, come hang out
with us four to seven, and then join us on
(00:34):
the podcast eight o'clock down beat.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's they all have so much going on in sports, man.
I mean, it's just as crazy. And these guys played sports,
they really did it, so they know what they're talking about.
You want a bonehead, Oh a great way to start.
I love starting with boneheads. And you remember I don't
do them on Cavet anymore. I'm no longer on Cavett Radio.
I chose to retire, and so I'm doing the podcast.
Released another year. I re upped a contract because it
(00:59):
has been successful and so thanks to Boom actually but
doing well, and so I gave him another I gave
him another year to to do this fund stand and
is fun. We're at a year right now, you and.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I are study. This is almost to the day. Actually
we're closing in.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I know, I know you gave him another year in
Siberia like yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's what it is. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Joshua Garrison, Joshua had a cocktail or fifty.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
He was in Pine Pine Needles Park, Florida or something
like that in Florida. He got naked, ran around the neighborhood,
ringing doorbells naked. Then he damaged some property. Uh. He's
been charged and I just love this. So he's been
charged with leude behavior and mischief.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You don't say mischief. Yeah, you're just going and knocking
on people's doors. I mean, I guess that's mischief. I
guess a kid, he's a grown man. It's some bad
meth something he got in there. And yeah, what's that
those bassalts. That's what all the Floridians were on for
a while. I do there is some level of sympathy
I feel towards the man who gets drunk and wonders
(02:13):
of the neighborhood naked. Now because so many people have
you know, doorbell cameras.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Everybody's got on that, and that said the evidence they had,
you know, god, ladies, thank god it an't evident when
we were kids.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What I say, I mean just the random times of
streaking like that on camera.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
One time my partner robbed there was a find find
this person's criminal record for fifty dollars, and he literally
paid fifty dollars to look up my criminal record. And
he said, I had to put first. I had to
put paper in the machine, you know, because it was
going to run out, you know. But there was a
lot of there wouldn't elude behavior mischief, but there was
a there was a lot of stuff on there, a
(02:52):
lot of fighting and in racing and just all kinds
of gun deals sport.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Were mesquite mischievous.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Not yeah, it wasn't. No, I didn't have no mischief,
but I had some illegal weapons. I was leader of
my table at hot check school. That was pretty good
out of that. Yeah, teacher's pet is what I was.
He goes, uh, you've been kiting checks and I go,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know what that means. And he goes, you
write a check when you don't have enough money to
cover and I go, oh, that's what that has a name.
I just been that's what I thought you did.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I thought that's just what they were there for.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I said, it's just gambling, trying to get ahead of
the bank, you know. And I said, I've seen the
people in my bank. Believe me, I'm going to beat
them every time. But apparently you know what I did.
Actually on that one, I moved south and so I
moved my money from one bank to this other bank.
It closed the account and moved it. And I had
one check, one check left to Conan's Pizza and they
(03:56):
and they filed on me, and I had to go
to check school. It was on my record. So and
I love Conan's Pizza, by the way. Not holding them
responsible my my math messa, but I had, you know,
back then, he wrote a check for everything. He didn't
you didn't use credit card. And I had one hundred
checks out. I thought I had them all covered. And
I had one twenty four dollars check or ten dollars
check or something in it, and they filed on me.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And I don't blame them a bit, you know, but
the most expensive pizza you've ever ordered.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh god, yeah, but I didn't even I had to
go to the court, you know, the whole thing. And
then I was on probation one time for my speeding.
But I was in West Texas in the speed limit
was fifty five miles an hour. I challenged anyone in
West Texas to drive fifty five. But I got I
was in a company car running drill bits, you know,
and a company pick up and then over a company
(04:43):
car and I got pulled over and I opened the
door and I fell down on my knees because I
was on probation right then, and I said please right,
and he goes, get your ass up. He said what
do you got? I said, I got four right now.
And he said, I'm going to run your deal. And
he said, if you don't have four, i'm gonna write
(05:04):
you four. I'm gonna write you for and impounding this
company car, which would be my job, you know. And
I had three on there, and one it fell off,
and uh. And then when I went, wow, look at that,
only got three, he goes, that's not good. That's not
trag on that, you know. And then one time, I
remember I was selling drill bits and I was on
(05:24):
the rig and was drinking with the guy buying the bits,
and so I got pretty back then you could get
away with some of this stuff. And I got pulled
over and he's looking at my license and he goes
how much you had to drink? And I said all
of it? Because I had all these empty poles. I
said all of it. And he's looking at my license.
He goes, where is this and I said, that's it.
(05:46):
Right there. I was with like two hundred yards from
my front door. He goes, that's your house right there,
and I go yeah, and he goes, I'm gonna tell
you what. He goes, if you walk up to that
house and your key don't open that door, I'm gonna
take you to jail. And thank god opened.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So it was you know, could.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You imagine if you're too it's like the It's like
the students at A and M last week, where uh,
the guy the cops tried to give them the chance,
like if you can just open your phone to call
a friend to come pick you up, we won't arrest you.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
And the poor student was too drunk to get the
too drilled to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Just imagining you being too drunk to get your key
in the door.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Wow, that's bad. There's some bad, bad stuff there.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'll tell the worst story about me ever, so spectacular
this is, this is so bad, all right. So I
was in oDesk as a kid, twenty one. I don't
know too. I got married. I was married and lived
in the house and my buddy, he worked at the airline,
and he called me and he said, hey, we're having
a party over here tonight, his old Friday. And he said,
(06:53):
we got all this dope we stole out of the
suitcases from the airport. Because it's some victimless cribes. Nobody
can complaint because the my dope, nobody can is so
these airline guys. It's stolen all the dope by these
And so I said, well me and while we're getting
ready to watch Dallas, you know, and so we's gonna
sit down with I said, I'll be there a little bit.
(07:15):
So I said, hey, I'm gonna go get a gallon
of milk. This was on Friday night. I'm gonna go
get a gallon of milk. And so I left and
I drove over to Midland. That's you know, that's thirty
minutes right there. So then I get in this party
and take all kinds of narcotics and uh. And the
next thing I knew, I was in lovebook in the
(07:36):
parking lot of the girl's dorm Horn Hall in Tech.
I mean, I went, Ohdessa the middland. And now it's
early in the morning and I'm in the parking lot
and I'm completely naked, and I'm throwing up and I'm farting,
and I'm like, then and you know how you come
(08:01):
to and you're like, and I come to. I'm in
the parking lot and these women are laughing at me
and pointing, and I'm like, where am I? God Almighty,
and I look down and there's all my intestines and
I go, oh, my god. And then the dorm lady
comes running up. She goes, I'm calling the campus police,
and I said, well, call somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I was six of a bit look at that.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And then my buddies fill up, grab me. Well we
take off. Don't know where my clothes are, don't know
where my wallet. Now all that's gone, so we'll go home.
And I black out. So all right, So I wake
up Saturday morning about ten and I think, boy, I
should call my wife and try to see what I
can do. How I'm going to fix this. So I
(08:50):
call I go, hey, I'm okay, and she's real calm,
which I should have known was, and she goes, uh,
i'd sign and I've only been married about three or
four months, so this wasn't She said, I know where
you are, know where you I know everything you did.
Like you think I don't have friends at tech. I've
heard about everything you did last night. And I went really,
(09:11):
and she goes, you know, I'm not I'm not that mad.
And I go really, and she goes, well, let me
say this.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I'm not as.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Mad as your mother was when I called her at
four this morning and told her nice touch, nice lick.
And she goes, I think she might want to talk
to you, And I was like, oh christ, So yeah,
I hung up, And so I called my mom and
(09:37):
she goes, I can't talk to you right now, and
handing the phone to my dad.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And my dad got on there and he goes.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dude, I wouldn't come around here for a while. I
just I try to get straight on with everybody, you know,
because it's not good and you're not coming back here.
It's like, hey, dad, that much? Can I get back
in my room?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
So my mother, my own mother, didn't speak to me
for almost three months.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I mean it was that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, I'd call hey, mom, click, and then finally, you know,
she goes your dad used to pull this shit. I'll
just starting when she did call got me. But she
finally forgave me that the eggs never did Jesus like,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, she she had the trump card getting your
parents involved usually the other way around, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Was a kid that was twenty two, for God's sake,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Who rejects the parents for a stretch of months or years.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Twenty three, that's twenty three, I I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it was a silent treatment from your mother.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And it was a little chilli at the It was
a little chili at the house too, for you don't.
I was good for about I was six months before
I screwed up again. I mean, it was pretty good,
I thought. But all right, well, thank you everybody for listening.
There there you go. That's just I shouldn't even be
telling this kind of shit, but that you know, it's
what we do.
Hello everybody, Maama Brown with the Vama Brown Experience. I
heart podcast network and Puma my partner. Now Puma, we
have the Sports Cave Podcast Live tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Correct we are We are back live tonight eight o'clock
over on YouTube at sports Cave Live also Tuesdays and Thursdays. Now,
I'm going to be back on the radio with old
Andy Everett over here in San Antonio. So if you
happen to be by the dial, put it on, throw
it on over to tickets seven sixty, come hang out
with us four to seven, and then join us on
(00:34):
the podcast eight o'clock down beat.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's they all have so much going on in sports, man.
I mean, it's just as crazy. And these guys played sports,
they really did it, so they know what they're talking about.
You want a bonehead, Oh a great way to start.
I love starting with boneheads. And you remember I don't
do them on Cavet anymore. I'm no longer on Cavett Radio.
I chose to retire, and so I'm doing the podcast.
Released another year. I re upped a contract because it
(00:59):
has been successful and so thanks to Boom actually but
doing well, and so I gave him another I gave
him another year to to do this fund stand and
is fun. We're at a year right now, you and.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I are study. This is almost to the day. Actually
we're closing in.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I know, I know you gave him another year in
Siberia like yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's what it is. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Joshua Garrison, Joshua had a cocktail or fifty.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
He was in Pine Pine Needles Park, Florida or something
like that in Florida. He got naked, ran around the neighborhood,
ringing doorbells naked. Then he damaged some property. Uh. He's
been charged and I just love this. So he's been
charged with leude behavior and mischief.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You don't say mischief. Yeah, you're just going and knocking
on people's doors. I mean, I guess that's mischief. I
guess a kid, he's a grown man. It's some bad
meth something he got in there. And yeah, what's that
those bassalts. That's what all the Floridians were on for
a while. I do there is some level of sympathy
I feel towards the man who gets drunk and wonders
(02:13):
of the neighborhood naked. Now because so many people have
you know, doorbell cameras.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Everybody's got on that, and that said the evidence they had,
you know, god, ladies, thank god it an't evident when
we were kids.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What I say, I mean just the random times of
streaking like that on camera.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
One time my partner robbed there was a find find
this person's criminal record for fifty dollars, and he literally
paid fifty dollars to look up my criminal record. And
he said, I had to put first. I had to
put paper in the machine, you know, because it was
going to run out, you know. But there was a
lot of there wouldn't elude behavior mischief, but there was
a there was a lot of stuff on there, a
(02:52):
lot of fighting and in racing and just all kinds
of gun deals sport.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Were mesquite mischievous.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Not yeah, it wasn't. No, I didn't have no mischief,
but I had some illegal weapons. I was leader of
my table at hot check school. That was pretty good
out of that. Yeah, teacher's pet is what I was.
He goes, uh, you've been kiting checks and I go,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know what that means. And he goes, you
write a check when you don't have enough money to
cover and I go, oh, that's what that has a name.
I just been that's what I thought you did.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I thought that's just what they were there for.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I said, it's just gambling, trying to get ahead of
the bank, you know. And I said, I've seen the
people in my bank. Believe me, I'm going to beat
them every time. But apparently you know what I did.
Actually on that one, I moved south and so I
moved my money from one bank to this other bank.
It closed the account and moved it. And I had
one check, one check left to Conan's Pizza and they
(03:56):
and they filed on me, and I had to go
to check school. It was on my record. So and
I love Conan's Pizza, by the way. Not holding them
responsible my my math messa, but I had, you know,
back then, he wrote a check for everything. He didn't
you didn't use credit card. And I had one hundred
checks out. I thought I had them all covered. And
I had one twenty four dollars check or ten dollars
check or something in it, and they filed on me.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And I don't blame them a bit, you know, but
the most expensive pizza you've ever ordered.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh god, yeah, but I didn't even I had to
go to the court, you know, the whole thing. And
then I was on probation one time for my speeding.
But I was in West Texas in the speed limit
was fifty five miles an hour. I challenged anyone in
West Texas to drive fifty five. But I got I
was in a company car running drill bits, you know,
and a company pick up and then over a company
(04:43):
car and I got pulled over and I opened the
door and I fell down on my knees because I
was on probation right then, and I said please right,
and he goes, get your ass up. He said what
do you got? I said, I got four right now.
And he said, I'm going to run your deal. And
he said, if you don't have four, i'm gonna write
(05:04):
you four. I'm gonna write you for and impounding this
company car, which would be my job, you know. And
I had three on there, and one it fell off,
and uh. And then when I went, wow, look at that,
only got three, he goes, that's not good. That's not
trag on that, you know. And then one time, I
remember I was selling drill bits and I was on
(05:24):
the rig and was drinking with the guy buying the bits,
and so I got pretty back then you could get
away with some of this stuff. And I got pulled
over and he's looking at my license and he goes
how much you had to drink? And I said all
of it? Because I had all these empty poles. I
said all of it. And he's looking at my license.
He goes, where is this and I said, that's it.
(05:46):
Right there. I was with like two hundred yards from
my front door. He goes, that's your house right there,
and I go yeah, and he goes, I'm gonna tell
you what. He goes, if you walk up to that
house and your key don't open that door, I'm gonna
take you to jail. And thank god opened.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So it was you know, could.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You imagine if you're too it's like the It's like
the students at A and M last week, where uh,
the guy the cops tried to give them the chance,
like if you can just open your phone to call
a friend to come pick you up, we won't arrest you.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
And the poor student was too drunk to get the
too drilled to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Just imagining you being too drunk to get your key
in the door.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Wow, that's bad. There's some bad, bad stuff there.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'll tell the worst story about me ever, so spectacular
this is, this is so bad, all right. So I
was in oDesk as a kid, twenty one. I don't
know too. I got married. I was married and lived
in the house and my buddy, he worked at the airline,
and he called me and he said, hey, we're having
a party over here tonight, his old Friday. And he said,
(06:53):
we got all this dope we stole out of the
suitcases from the airport. Because it's some victimless cribes. Nobody
can complaint because the my dope, nobody can is so
these airline guys. It's stolen all the dope by these
And so I said, well me and while we're getting
ready to watch Dallas, you know, and so we's gonna
sit down with I said, I'll be there a little bit.
(07:15):
So I said, hey, I'm gonna go get a gallon
of milk. This was on Friday night. I'm gonna go
get a gallon of milk. And so I left and
I drove over to Midland. That's you know, that's thirty
minutes right there. So then I get in this party
and take all kinds of narcotics and uh. And the
next thing I knew, I was in lovebook in the
(07:36):
parking lot of the girl's dorm Horn Hall in Tech.
I mean, I went, Ohdessa the middland. And now it's
early in the morning and I'm in the parking lot
and I'm completely naked, and I'm throwing up and I'm farting,
and I'm like, then and you know how you come
(08:01):
to and you're like, and I come to. I'm in
the parking lot and these women are laughing at me
and pointing, and I'm like, where am I? God Almighty,
and I look down and there's all my intestines and
I go, oh, my god. And then the dorm lady
comes running up. She goes, I'm calling the campus police,
and I said, well, call somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I was six of a bit look at that.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
And then my buddies fill up, grab me. Well we
take off. Don't know where my clothes are, don't know
where my wallet. Now all that's gone, so we'll go home.
And I black out. So all right, So I wake
up Saturday morning about ten and I think, boy, I
should call my wife and try to see what I
can do. How I'm going to fix this. So I
(08:50):
call I go, hey, I'm okay, and she's real calm,
which I should have known was, and she goes, uh,
i'd sign and I've only been married about three or
four months, so this wasn't She said, I know where
you are, know where you I know everything you did.
Like you think I don't have friends at tech. I've
heard about everything you did last night. And I went really,
(09:11):
and she goes, you know, I'm not I'm not that mad.
And I go really, and she goes, well, let me
say this.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I'm not as.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Mad as your mother was when I called her at
four this morning and told her nice touch, nice lick.
And she goes, I think she might want to talk
to you, And I was like, oh christ, So yeah,
I hung up, And so I called my mom and
(09:37):
she goes, I can't talk to you right now, and
handing the phone to my dad.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And my dad got on there and he goes.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dude, I wouldn't come around here for a while. I
just I try to get straight on with everybody, you know,
because it's not good and you're not coming back here.
It's like, hey, dad, that much? Can I get back
in my room?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
So my mother, my own mother, didn't speak to me
for almost three months.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I mean it was that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, I'd call hey, mom, click, and then finally, you know,
she goes your dad used to pull this shit. I'll
just starting when she did call got me. But she
finally forgave me that the eggs never did Jesus like,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, she she had the trump card getting your
parents involved usually the other way around, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Was a kid that was twenty two, for God's sake,
you know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Who rejects the parents for a stretch of months or years.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Twenty three, that's twenty three, I I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it was a silent treatment from your mother.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And it was a little chilli at the It was
a little chili at the house too, for you don't.
I was good for about I was six months before
I screwed up again. I mean, it was pretty good,
I thought. But all right, well, thank you everybody for listening.
There there you go. That's just I shouldn't even be
telling this kind of shit, but that you know, it's
what we do.
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