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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hi everybody, Mamma Brown the Mammon Brown Experience here
on the iHeart Podcast Network. Thank you if you spent
the week with us. A lot of you have. I
don't get it, but thank God keeps me from framing
houses for a living for a few years. Anyway, Puma,
the Big Cat and the Big Sports Cave, that show
is just rocking it, man, and I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I appreciate it. I need people to listen to this
one and the Sports Cave because I don't even have
the skill set to fall back on to frame houses.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Why get you on, don't worry, I'll get you on. Yeah. Yeah,
that my.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hands might be a little too a little too soft
for that kind of manual labor.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I don't know where he is, but whoever invented the
nail gun, I hope you're on an island with you
with your baby doll.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's right there with the guy that invented the automated
fence pole digger.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh that guy. Yeah, those are guys.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Those were the two biggest task as a kid that
anytime my grandpa told me, yeah, we got to go
lay some fence, we got to go put some poles out.
All man I knew, and they was about to have
my ass handed to me all weekend. Staying with your grandparents.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The first time you're watch an Augur dig it for
you and you just go, that's the greatest thing I show.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I said, literal tears watching it, just thinking about
all the hours of my childhood I could have had that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That. That was me with the nail gun, the first
time I'd use a nail gun. And I went, You've
got to be kidding me. This is the greatest invention.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And this is easy. Yeah, you mentioned the podcast. Anywhere
you get them, just search for the sports cave with
biggest poma.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, so we forgot to do that. Here's top five
things if people say when they are resentful. Oh, let's
hear it all right. Number five whatever that's you know,
that's in general whatever. You get that a lot from everybody, you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Know, dismissal of whatever, of whatever it is you just said.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
My daughter uses this one all the time. She'll come
in and she'll put her hand on my shoulder and go,
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that's iconic. That's what's again, is what just be mad?
I'd rather you be mad.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's when my wife uses whatever you think is best.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh, okay, that I hate that one. That one. That
one burns me because it's you. No, we're having a
conversation here. I asked you for your opinion. Don't like,
don't just make me feel like I'm the one that's
responsible for everything.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Here's number two. This is abama one. I don't care anymore.
I'm saying that. I'm saying that way too much to Jason.
I got to quit saying that. As he was He's like,
it's almost as if you don't want to work. I
was like, yeah, almost. In number one, Uh, it's fine.
I'm fine. You can just you're you're just you're know
(02:48):
they're you're going to resent you for that one.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, when the person isn't even willing to put up
a fight anymore, this is fine. I'm fine. Like that,
you've lost them, You've lost them completely.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're Steven Nason Stephen had a cocktail or ten and
then he climbed on the roof of a house at
four thirty in the morning. This happened Florida, and he
wouldn't come down, and the guy went out and said, hey,
get off my roof and he wouldn't come down, and
then he said, get off me. Homes stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Were having such a good week of shows. And that's
not even that's not even a dad joke. That's a
that's a straight great grandpa joke. That is an old
Texas old timer joke. If I have ever heard one.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Get off me, I like it. You know. Anyway, he was,
he was arrested and they got him off the roof.
They used the water hose. It was kind of unusual.
They called the fire department.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, bring one of those high powered fireman tos and
just knock him off the roof.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, he had threats, so you get up here to
knock you off the roof. And the guy said, you're right,
let's get the water hose. They did? You asked me
the water hosting. Uh. Let's see. Here's the most hated
TV characters. Now, I don't agree with a couple of these,
but a couple of them you might. I don't know.
I'm just this was a list that one of these,
(04:14):
you know, trade magazines Didt's number five Diane from Cheers. Uh, okay,
I don't. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I think that your your your drawing lines, you're making
allegiances there. I wouldn't have had her top five. She
was fine.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Jim from According to Jim I watched it maybe twice,
Bluci that he made a great living. Just coat tailing, buddy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know it's not hey. Look, if I wish my
little brother would.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Ship, I guess man, let me have anybody with some talent.
I'll ride, I'll ride along, I'll drive, you know, ride.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That last name as long as possible.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Long as number three. I don't agree with this one
at all. Rachel from Friends. I that's the reason I
thought people watch Friends was Rachel and those see through
tops as she.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I was about to say the physical traits, notwithstanding,
I think she.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Looks better now than she did then. The commercial I
saw the other day of her, you know, it's got
a great sense of humor. But she looked as good
net when she was in that uh and Adam Sandler
where she's the you know, whatever she is, get over
or get with it or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, she looks fantastic, that blonde girl. The other girl.
She lives in Austin. Now she's married some guys.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A lot of them are moving a lot of them
are moving over there to your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't ever, I don't see anybody.
I don't know anything. Uh. Kimmy from Full House vaguely
that was like neighbor or the friend of one of
the daughters.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, she was the real stereotypical, annoying, nerdy girl.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Number one one. I guess you got to guess.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I hated TV show character. Man, I don't even know. Uh,
now hit me Erkele.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They said Erkele what? But I thought Erkele did great
and ratings. I had a friend of mine wrote Erkele
or was a writer on Rkele. Uh, and she used
to live in all since she was an Austin comedian,
and just I thought Erkle was never.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Would that never would have crossed my mind as number one.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, I don't, I don't. I don't even know how to.
So who knows that? You know? Who? Who did they test?
When did they test? How many people? What?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
If you were doing a blind test of like a
focus group or something, every single one of those characters
would have been described as quote unquote annoying. Yeah, so
I can kind of see that, but it doesn't make
them a bad or hated most hated.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I can't the word hated. Annoyed better better annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I believe I would a thousand percent agree with every
one of those on the list hated.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Maybe there's this is the states with the worst school systems?
Oh No, Number five Oregon? Really yeah, I don't know
what they're basing it on GUS grades. Maybe I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I thought all those liberals in Oregon were all all
about the public education system.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean they say number five, number four be Arizona.
I would think maybe your Indian reservations might affect that,
just because.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Of all the Arizona's all retirement people, and they don't
want to pay for a good education system because they
don't it's not there exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's a big part of it. Alaska number three.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, I mean you're you just need to learn how
to deep sea rig or fish.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You got a lot of poor people in the number two. Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, I knew that was either number one or number two.
They fluctuate, the top two go back and they fight
for the bottom year after year.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oklahoma and New Mexico co either one of those.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, I stand corrected. I I was thinking, miss I
was thinking Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I think, well, you know, and you would think that,
but I think.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
They had the revival. Yeah, their system as skyrocketed almost
into the top ten.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Now I forgot about because they shifted the grades.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well yeah, look they've changed.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The grade in Atlanta, in Atlanta and Georgia, they said,
you know what, we're gonna switch this system to where
the worse you do the better.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah. That doesn't seem like that should that doesn't seem
like you should get as much credit for that exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Uh, let's see devil Devilware's product sequel is being filmed
in New York as we speak. I like the first one.
I thought this was a good one.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, that's one of those movies that, uh, you know,
when I was growing up and would be forced to watch,
you know, a movie with the girlfriend d jore That
one one that I genuinely enjoyed watching it back then,
and I would never admit that to her back then,
But that was that was far from the worst of
(09:03):
what I was subject to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I like Dan Hathaway and I liked what's her name
in that that? Uh oh the secretary that's still hot.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh, I thought you were gonna I thought you met
the other secretary, the kid from Dodgeball, the justin Law
and Dodgeball.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Anyway, that's being films over you. You'll like that movie.
That's a woman driving an suv and this is the
Passo Washington. Uh, she hit and ran over a guy,
all right, hit and run, took off. Now they were
able to find her because she had a giant teddy
bear strapped to the roof of her car. What in
(09:43):
the next day it was still strapped on and she
she was running. She ran from the law. I mean,
just you just want to go pull pull the teddy
bear off. You're gonna run.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, that's that's the one, the one of the most
identifiable things you could good to have.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I love these boneheads. I still do. You know, I'm
not on the air anymore on CAVED, so I do
the boneheads Here. Tanika Mackenzie, she's in Belleville, Illinois. Her
daughter worked at McDonald's and meek Or she's telling mom
Tanika's mom, Uh, they're treating me mean. The manager's treating
me mean over there to McDonald's. And so Tanika said,
(10:23):
I'm gonna have a word with her. She started yelling
at her and then uh uh the manager of McDonald's
shot Tanika in the stomach.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That escalated quickly.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They went way past fell out of form or let's
have you know.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Uh wait, here's the HR hotline number. Yeah. I just
can't imagine any argument at a fast food restaurant that
I would ever need, like I would ever feel threatened
or need to use any kind of weapon like that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Let me say this, I think you're with me on
this point. If we get to the point where you're
gonna shoot me, you've won argument. Just to consider yourself right,
and I will go. I will tell you you're right,
You're right.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I will I will evangelize to all of those around
me how you were to.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
The one with the guns? Right, everybody, and just wonder everybody. No,
here's Chris Spain. Chris I had a bunch of these
boning Chris Spain. He drove a lawnmower on a Florida highway.
Uh he was drunk. Uh that's that's still against the
law to be on the lawnmower. That said, d U
I five hundred dollars bond. Chris is not only that
he's made national news so that remember when uh, George Jones.
(11:37):
George Jones did that and they took his license away.
So he drove the lawnmower to the liquor store and
then then he did the video with h When Hank
Junior did the video all my rowdy friends, there's a
cameo of George on lawnmow going on his way to
the liquor store. Great, great cameo. Uh. Let's see. Uh,
here's four exercises. No. Five exercises that older folks should
(12:01):
be getting. Five exercises if you're older. Number five, you
need to be reading, working on that brain. It's not physical,
but you need you need to keep keep reading. I'll
just sit and watch TV.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Let's see. Balance. You need to work on your balance
with yoga if you can. That's a big one. They
say it will help you.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Makes sense. Yeah, you don't want to be falling over.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Number three flexibility. Uh, you want to do some stretching,
stretch training, don't go too far first day, kind of
build up to it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Number two strength strength training at least twice a week.
You need to be working out with lightweight.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's a little bit little yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, resistance moving around. And then number one or any
kind of uher aerobic type work walking.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You know, I figured that was just to keep that
heart beating.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, that's that's the key. But I really like the
fact they put reading on their keeping that brain sharp
because it's just as important. Absolutely, it's just as important.
So there's a you've learned some stuff day. Did you
you think.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It was a pretty I'd say it was a pretty
educational week between between the varying levels of educational necessity,
but educational nonetheless.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, it's out in space now. There's nothing we can
do about it. It's it's gone. So there you go, everybody.
I hope you're enjoyed today. Be sure to listen to
the Sports Cave. You can get it anytime anywhere. We'd
love for you to do the iheartpod or I heeart app,
but it's on everything too.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
So yeah, we won't hold it against you. Whatever it
is easiest for you, just give it a listen there.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
All right, have a great week. We'll see you next week.