August 4, 2025 • 10 mins
Would you save a home invader stuck in your backyard pond? That’s the wild question Bama Brown kicks off this week’s episode with—and it only gets more outrageous from there.
In this laugh-out-loud edition of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama and his co-host, the Big Puma from The Sports Cave, dive into a whirlwind of bizarre bonehead stories that span from Oklahoma to New Delhi. From a 400-pound trespasser needing rescue, to a Japanese toy gun that accidentally fires real bullets, to a fake diplomat selling visas for imaginary countries—this episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments and hilarious commentary.
Key Highlights:
In this laugh-out-loud edition of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama and his co-host, the Big Puma from The Sports Cave, dive into a whirlwind of bizarre bonehead stories that span from Oklahoma to New Delhi. From a 400-pound trespasser needing rescue, to a Japanese toy gun that accidentally fires real bullets, to a fake diplomat selling visas for imaginary countries—this episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments and hilarious commentary.
Key Highlights:
- Defender Dan nostalgia: Bama reminisces about one of the greatest Christmas gifts ever—a toy machine gun that actually fired plastic bullets.
- International absurdity: Meet Han, the self-proclaimed ambassador of two non-existent nations, Subarga and West Arctica.
- Gut instincts vs. sixth sense: Duke researchers claim your “gut feeling” might be a real neurotic sixth sense. Bama and Puma weigh in—with chimichangas and Little Debbie snacks.
- Serial butt sniffer returns: Yes, you read that right. Clarence from Burbank is back, and the guys can’t help but revisit this infamous character.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, Hi everybody, Bama Brown. Will you for the Bama
Brown experience on the iHeart Podcast Network. Thank you so much.
There's thousands of In fact, we picked up three hundred
of you last week, Man oh Man, really appreciate that
me along with my partner, the Big Cat Puma, who
has the Sports Cave Live tonight on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, sir, back live Monday and Wednesday nights. Every Monday
and Wednesday night. Head over to YouTube at sports Cave Live.
You can catch us live there. But if you just
need the audio version completely understand. Anywhere you get your podcasts,
just search for the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Less than a month before college football.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Dude, I can't. I cannot count down fast enough. I'm
counting double days, hoping it gets here faster.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Going to be fantastic. Would a great I just got
a good feeling about ut this year. And you're not alone.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You're not alone.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I hope you do well. Hey, you want to start
out with a bonehead on a Monday. This is a
great way the week. There's a guy in Oklahoma City.
He walked outside into his backyard and there was a
six foot two, four hundred pounds Omenvader guy standing there.
Uh So he said, okay, I can't do anything with
this guy. So he went in and got his gun,
(01:17):
and he came out with his gun cocked, and the
guy ran and jumped into the pond that was behind
his house. And then the guy got stuck and started
yelling for help.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now how the tables turn?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah? Yeah, are you motivated at that point to help him?
Or what do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yo? You know, the good the eagle scout in me
would still say, uh, you gotta save him. You got
to prevent him from drowning in the pond. But maybe
you make him, make him sweated a little bit, maybe
take your time, maybe make him.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Wait, he's stuck, he's not all the way under water,
and he's four hundred pounds, so he's gonna smell after
a while. You won't to get in. He probably already
did me and in his Oklahoma s April. You want
to go ahead and help him out to the police car.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, there's a lot of red flags here.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I think you you're literally.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Gonna have to back up your You got to back
up pickup truck up and tow him out of there.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Anyway. So I just love an Oki story anytime. Uh,
I've got a bunch of bone. I want to do
all these because I liked every one of them. There's
a company that makes the real gimmick Mini Revolver in Japan.
It's a toy gun for the kids to play with. However,
it fires real bullets. They found out accidentally. Now, it
came with plastic bullets that it would shoot for fun,
(02:38):
you know, but not very hard. But you could actually
put a real bullet in there, like a twenty two,
and it would fire. And they found this out by accident.
Now nobody was killed, but this company is recalling all
of they've been ordered. Yeah, we'll get them all, get
them all back right now. And so that's gonna cost
(03:01):
them some money.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, after they lost a recent prime minister, after Cinzo
Abe got popped with that gun, you would have thought
they would maybe have some higher levels of testing taking
place before a product like that was released.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I just I any anybody that if you made a
plastic toy gun, you should at least try to load
it with real ammo just to make sure, you know,
to test it. One of the best Christmas presents Now
that the boom of your have my age or just about.
But one of the best Christmas presents I ever got
was called a Defender Dan machine gun. Defender Dan. You
(03:40):
can look it up you It was a it was
a machine gun on a tripod and it actually came
with an AMMO belt that had plastic bullets with shells
and you could run a thirty round magazine through that
through the strip, you know, and it would fire these
plastic bullets and rejected and jack to shells. I mean
(04:01):
the genuine real toy, and the bullets would they didn't
sting like real bad, but they you'd know you'd been hit.
And uh uh. I would set up a pill box
in my brother's bed and then he would come into
his room and I'd open up on him. Man, I
just and it it would go. I mean, it had
a noise, it went within and everything. It was the
(04:23):
best tool in the world, the best toy there you
could get, and uh it really worked. Defender Dan. Look
at there. You can find them every now, man, you know,
in the in the on on eBay and stuff. They're
spencer Now.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's what I'm I was trying to I was trying
to see how much one of these would cost me.
Because I okay, yeah, here's the one on eBay for
three hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, they ain't cheap, you know. And uh but he
goes through the shelves and fires the bullets pretty quick.
It was a great, a great Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah. The closest I can do to you there is
the first year I got a Nerf gun at Chris.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Guns are fun, that's all right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Before I had the Nerf gun, I had the Nerf
bow and arrow that would that we would always have
a bow and arrow wars and of course similar to
the Japanese gun. The first thing we did was went
out and see if it would fire a real arrow,
and of course had one right into the haybale.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
A buddy of mine came home from Vietnam and he
had taken a crossbow off North Viet Kong soldier, who
I said, how did you get that? He goes, yeah,
I ask him if I could have it, and he said, yeah,
do you think he got it? But he brought it
back and man, I mean he could that thing when
he could barely pull it back, and when he didn't
get it, he shot that man arrow and fly. It
(05:44):
was that was crazy. It was a cool cool dew.
All right, here's another bone. This maybe all bone is
today because I love a lot of these in New Delhi, India.
Harshave on the dan hand.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Nailed it on. Yeah, hanim Han.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I just han uh Han. He is the ambassador. He
is the embassy ambassador for two countries, Suborga and West Arctica. Yeah,
he is the official embassy, uh guy for those two
embassies and for those two countries. Now, as he turns out, uh,
(06:26):
one of the things he was doing was he had
clients buying work visas from those two countries. He was
selling them. He wasn't supposed to be giving him away.
And then the other part it really makes this even worse.
There is neither a Suborga country or west That was
my next question.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't claim to be a you know, Jeopardy level
geography whiz, but I didn't recognize either of those countries
when you.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Ran Arctica West Arctica. And yeah, that's a boor guy.
I don't know how that's even anyway, there's no there's
no reason to learn him because there is no such countries. Uh.
He is in some serious, serious trouble. Hundreds of thousands
of dollars he has basically stolen from people out for Han.
(07:19):
Yeah good before Han, I would think Indian jail. Oh
oh yeah, it's fun. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Uh the
guy that was uh when we've had we've had him
on before. Calise Crowder. Do you recognize that name? Clorice
is from Burbank, California. He is the cereal butt sniffer.
(07:39):
You remember how he was hanging out at North froms
in Burbank and uh he crouches behind some women and
sure enough he butt sniffs them, and uh, he is back.
He is back on in bond. They got him on bond.
He's out again, you know, but they can't really. I mean,
(07:59):
I guess that's really not anything other than a misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So I wonder there's I mean, there's got to be
some level of repeat offender status that can bump that
up to something more than a ticket, you know, a
ticketable misdemeanor offense.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean, even butting iffing that you just can't unless
it's at Sinny Sweeney or whatever name I like that one,
the one or what's the one? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What the Jessica Alba Google, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm with you, buddy. You'd be willing.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You'll take any level of felony whatever they decide.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Whatever it is. I'm yeah, I'm a repeat offender.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Years in an Indian prison.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You you wouldn't want to do that. Hey, let's do
a little research project here. Researchers at Duke, now this,
I thought this was interesting. We'll get out on this one, Puma.
But researchers at do say that there is a quote
neurotic sense that is linked to the sixth sense in
your in your body, your mind, your nostrils, I don't know,
(09:13):
but in your mind it's quote you listen to your
gut if something feels like it isn't right, that's a
real thing. They say. There is a real sensation, or
at least Duke saysor is that you have a sixth
sense is spotting possible trouble or problems coming.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So I don't want to argue with some over educated
Duke professor or scientists, But is correct me if I'm wrong?
Is are they not just proving that we have instincts?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Is that not the same? I don't know if a
sixth sense is the instinct or not. I don't know. See,
I don't know if that counts I mean, everybody's got instincts,
but do you when you have a listen to your gut.
I think what their point is is it telling you
something's wrong? Now? You know, are all the senses about shit?
(10:06):
I don't know something. I just I thought, I tell
you mine ain't working.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I was about to say, it doesn't sound like
either one of us are in tune with ours.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And when I listen to my gut, it's Jimmy Jungles.
It's all this also all right, you're listening to that
Brown experience. Say go go get you live tonight at
the Sports Cave, right
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes, sir over on YouTube eight o'clock Downbeat at Sports
Cave Live, Come hang out
Well, Hi everybody, Bama Brown. Will you for the Bama
Brown experience on the iHeart Podcast Network. Thank you so much.
There's thousands of In fact, we picked up three hundred
of you last week, Man oh Man, really appreciate that
me along with my partner, the Big Cat Puma, who
has the Sports Cave Live tonight on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, sir, back live Monday and Wednesday nights. Every Monday
and Wednesday night. Head over to YouTube at sports Cave Live.
You can catch us live there. But if you just
need the audio version completely understand. Anywhere you get your podcasts,
just search for the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Less than a month before college football.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Dude, I can't. I cannot count down fast enough. I'm
counting double days, hoping it gets here faster.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Going to be fantastic. Would a great I just got
a good feeling about ut this year. And you're not alone.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You're not alone.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I hope you do well. Hey, you want to start
out with a bonehead on a Monday. This is a
great way the week. There's a guy in Oklahoma City.
He walked outside into his backyard and there was a
six foot two, four hundred pounds Omenvader guy standing there.
Uh So he said, okay, I can't do anything with
this guy. So he went in and got his gun,
(01:17):
and he came out with his gun cocked, and the
guy ran and jumped into the pond that was behind
his house. And then the guy got stuck and started
yelling for help.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now how the tables turn?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah? Yeah, are you motivated at that point to help him?
Or what do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yo? You know, the good the eagle scout in me
would still say, uh, you gotta save him. You got
to prevent him from drowning in the pond. But maybe
you make him, make him sweated a little bit, maybe
take your time, maybe make him.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Wait, he's stuck, he's not all the way under water,
and he's four hundred pounds, so he's gonna smell after
a while. You won't to get in. He probably already
did me and in his Oklahoma s April. You want
to go ahead and help him out to the police car.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, there's a lot of red flags here.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I think you you're literally.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Gonna have to back up your You got to back
up pickup truck up and tow him out of there.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Anyway. So I just love an Oki story anytime. Uh,
I've got a bunch of bone. I want to do
all these because I liked every one of them. There's
a company that makes the real gimmick Mini Revolver in Japan.
It's a toy gun for the kids to play with. However,
it fires real bullets. They found out accidentally. Now, it
came with plastic bullets that it would shoot for fun,
(02:38):
you know, but not very hard. But you could actually
put a real bullet in there, like a twenty two,
and it would fire. And they found this out by accident.
Now nobody was killed, but this company is recalling all
of they've been ordered. Yeah, we'll get them all, get
them all back right now. And so that's gonna cost
(03:01):
them some money.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, after they lost a recent prime minister, after Cinzo
Abe got popped with that gun, you would have thought
they would maybe have some higher levels of testing taking
place before a product like that was released.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I just I any anybody that if you made a
plastic toy gun, you should at least try to load
it with real ammo just to make sure, you know,
to test it. One of the best Christmas presents Now
that the boom of your have my age or just about.
But one of the best Christmas presents I ever got
was called a Defender Dan machine gun. Defender Dan. You
(03:40):
can look it up you It was a it was
a machine gun on a tripod and it actually came
with an AMMO belt that had plastic bullets with shells
and you could run a thirty round magazine through that
through the strip, you know, and it would fire these
plastic bullets and rejected and jack to shells. I mean
(04:01):
the genuine real toy, and the bullets would they didn't
sting like real bad, but they you'd know you'd been hit.
And uh uh. I would set up a pill box
in my brother's bed and then he would come into
his room and I'd open up on him. Man, I
just and it it would go. I mean, it had
a noise, it went within and everything. It was the
(04:23):
best tool in the world, the best toy there you
could get, and uh it really worked. Defender Dan. Look
at there. You can find them every now, man, you know,
in the in the on on eBay and stuff. They're
spencer Now.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's what I'm I was trying to I was trying
to see how much one of these would cost me.
Because I okay, yeah, here's the one on eBay for
three hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, they ain't cheap, you know. And uh but he
goes through the shelves and fires the bullets pretty quick.
It was a great, a great Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah. The closest I can do to you there is
the first year I got a Nerf gun at Chris.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Guns are fun, that's all right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Before I had the Nerf gun, I had the Nerf
bow and arrow that would that we would always have
a bow and arrow wars and of course similar to
the Japanese gun. The first thing we did was went
out and see if it would fire a real arrow,
and of course had one right into the haybale.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
A buddy of mine came home from Vietnam and he
had taken a crossbow off North Viet Kong soldier, who
I said, how did you get that? He goes, yeah,
I ask him if I could have it, and he said, yeah,
do you think he got it? But he brought it
back and man, I mean he could that thing when
he could barely pull it back, and when he didn't
get it, he shot that man arrow and fly. It
(05:44):
was that was crazy. It was a cool cool dew.
All right, here's another bone. This maybe all bone is
today because I love a lot of these in New Delhi, India.
Harshave on the dan hand.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Nailed it on. Yeah, hanim Han.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I just han uh Han. He is the ambassador. He
is the embassy ambassador for two countries, Suborga and West Arctica. Yeah,
he is the official embassy, uh guy for those two
embassies and for those two countries. Now, as he turns out, uh,
(06:26):
one of the things he was doing was he had
clients buying work visas from those two countries. He was
selling them. He wasn't supposed to be giving him away.
And then the other part it really makes this even worse.
There is neither a Suborga country or west That was
my next question.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't claim to be a you know, Jeopardy level
geography whiz, but I didn't recognize either of those countries
when you.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Ran Arctica West Arctica. And yeah, that's a boor guy.
I don't know how that's even anyway, there's no there's
no reason to learn him because there is no such countries. Uh.
He is in some serious, serious trouble. Hundreds of thousands
of dollars he has basically stolen from people out for Han.
(07:19):
Yeah good before Han, I would think Indian jail. Oh
oh yeah, it's fun. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Uh the
guy that was uh when we've had we've had him
on before. Calise Crowder. Do you recognize that name? Clorice
is from Burbank, California. He is the cereal butt sniffer.
(07:39):
You remember how he was hanging out at North froms
in Burbank and uh he crouches behind some women and
sure enough he butt sniffs them, and uh, he is back.
He is back on in bond. They got him on bond.
He's out again, you know, but they can't really. I mean,
(07:59):
I guess that's really not anything other than a misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So I wonder there's I mean, there's got to be
some level of repeat offender status that can bump that
up to something more than a ticket, you know, a
ticketable misdemeanor offense.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean, even butting iffing that you just can't unless
it's at Sinny Sweeney or whatever name I like that one,
the one or what's the one? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What the Jessica Alba Google, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm with you, buddy. You'd be willing.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You'll take any level of felony whatever they decide.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Whatever it is. I'm yeah, I'm a repeat offender.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Years in an Indian prison.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You you wouldn't want to do that. Hey, let's do
a little research project here. Researchers at Duke, now this,
I thought this was interesting. We'll get out on this one, Puma.
But researchers at do say that there is a quote
neurotic sense that is linked to the sixth sense in
your in your body, your mind, your nostrils, I don't know,
(09:13):
but in your mind it's quote you listen to your
gut if something feels like it isn't right, that's a
real thing. They say. There is a real sensation, or
at least Duke saysor is that you have a sixth
sense is spotting possible trouble or problems coming.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So I don't want to argue with some over educated
Duke professor or scientists, But is correct me if I'm wrong?
Is are they not just proving that we have instincts?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Is that not the same? I don't know if a
sixth sense is the instinct or not. I don't know. See,
I don't know if that counts I mean, everybody's got instincts,
but do you when you have a listen to your gut.
I think what their point is is it telling you
something's wrong? Now? You know, are all the senses about shit?
(10:06):
I don't know something. I just I thought, I tell
you mine ain't working.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I was about to say, it doesn't sound like
either one of us are in tune with ours.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And when I listen to my gut, it's Jimmy Jungles.
It's all this also all right, you're listening to that
Brown experience. Say go go get you live tonight at
the Sports Cave, right
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes, sir over on YouTube eight o'clock Downbeat at Sports
Cave Live, Come hang out
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