October 30, 2025 • 11 mins
Is Halloween really the loneliest day of the year? That’s the question that kicks off this wild and hilarious ride on The Bama Brown Experience. In this episode, Bama and Puma dive headfirst into the absurd, the unbelievable, and the downright hilarious—from a McDonald’s drive-thru shootout in Florida to a man in India who faked his own death just to see who’d show up at his funeral (spoiler: hundreds did, and he threw a party).
You’ll also hear about:
You’ll also hear about:
- A South Korean woman who’s had 400 cosmetic procedures in 15 years—yes, that’s one every two weeks.
- A live-fire military demo gone wrong that destroyed a police motorcycle.
- The rise of “Postal Malone,” a porch pirate with face tattoos and a new nickname that’s sure to stick.
- A countdown of the top 10 most cringe-worthy first date “icks”—including a guy who meowed and patted his date’s hand. (Yes, really.)
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi everybody, Maam and Brown with you on on a
beautiful Thursday. Thank you for listening to us. You guys, Puma,
you guys are live tonight over there on the Sports
Cave podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We will yeah back live on YouTube again tonight, eight
o'clock Downbeat. Just search for at sports Cave live over
on YouTube. Come join the fun. Obviously every major sport
taking place at this point, it is all four. We
still got World Series, we got NBA up, We've got
(00:34):
both NFL and college and of course for our hockey sickos,
we managed to talk a little Dallas Stars hockey whenever
I can squeeze it in. So no matter what you're into,
come hang out with us. Eight o'clock tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm gonna do a couple of boneheads. Here's three of them. Uh.
There was a McDonald's there in Davenport, Florida. Peter Story
and Nicholas Jones. They drove up to the drive through
and Yon sodo. Okay, there's a lot of names going
on here. So you got Peter and you got Nicholas.
They're at the drive through trying to eat. You got Yawn.
(01:07):
He works at McDonald's and he told him we're too
busy to take any more orders. So they got mad
and pulled a gun out and threatened Sodo, who worked
at McDonald's, with a gun. So Sodo went to got
his gun out of his locker and came back and
shot Peter in the neck at the lord all over McDonald's. McDonald's. Uh,
(01:32):
I just love you, good Lord. Here's seventy four year
old Mohan Laie of comedy India. None of that's probably
even close to how it sounds are supposed to he
uh mohon. He faked his own death to see who
would show up at his funeral. Still a good bit. Well,
(01:54):
here's the great news. Hundreds of people showed up, and
so he fessed up and then through a big party
since they were all there, and he said, I think
it's on me, and he paid for the party, and
good hundreds, one hundreds showed up and told him, man,
you're missed and all that. You know, you're a wonderful
guy anyway, but don't hurt throwing a party. South Korean
woman has spent two hundred and ten thousand dollars on
(02:20):
four hundred cosmetic procedures in the last fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh god, I can't imagine what that looks like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Four hundred procedures in fifteen years, two hundred and ten thousand.
South Korean woman. I wow, I don't even know what
to say to that. You know, you're just one. He
just look like the mummy your whole life. He is
one continuous bandage, right, four hundred whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, I'm trying to do the math here. So fifteen
years would be basically fifty five hundred days. So if
you're doing four hundred surgeries over the course of fifteen years,
it means you're getting a surgery once every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Something like that. Yeah. You, I mean, how would you
know if it worked or not? You know, I mean
when does it stop? I don't I don't have any idea.
This is pretty cool. During a live fire demonstration at
Camp Pendleton out in California, they were firing from these
cannons and firing these shots, and they had a crowd
(03:25):
there in the media and the police were there blocking
traveling or everybody's impressed. And one of these things went
off early and blew up a chips car and motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh yeah, I did I read about this. Of course,
it turned into immediate ammunition, so to speak, for both
sides of our political fight.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
The whole time I was reading the story, I was
just imagining, like the Chips motorcycle from the show, just
getting what.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah. I met Eric Ostrada one time. He's a nice guy. Oh,
I really liked him.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Has always said it seems.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He's a I mean he all I mean, he knew what.
And he's still a handsome guy. Man, I mean, I'm
not kidding you. He was had gray hair and he's
still this is handsome as he could be. You know,
as you just you didn't even want to take a
picture with him because you look so bit.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Pops up in like unexpected cameos.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And yeah, he just shows up different.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know. It's a good, good life.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Let's keep paunching. Here. Here's a porch pirate in Santa Ana, California. Uh,
Daniel Rodriguez. He has a new nickname, uh they say
because of this, Uh he's got these tattoos on his face.
They call him postal Malone. Okay, he's a pirate named
(04:43):
postal Malone.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That'll do well. Yeah, that'll play well in County Jill.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh yeah, oh my gosh. Uh, Now this is something
I thought was crazy. Halloween. According to the survey, Halloween
is the loneliest day of the year. More people seventy
nine percent of singles say they feel more lonely on
Halloween than they do any other time of year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't know. I never I would have thought Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But yeah, I mean that would be the first guess.
I guess maybe you could square it as, you know,
someone's alone, but they're watching scary movies so they're scared,
and then they realize I'm going to die alone, and
it starts to spiral into a lonely, lonely place.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Maybe I don't know. I've always had fun and gone
to parties and stuff, but then you know, I don't know.
I just wouldn't have thought that. But Valentine's Day, I've
seen some lean one of those. I want, I wanted.
I saved this for you for today. I want to
end this with this. This is They did a survey
(05:50):
of something like two thousand women. The biggest ick first
date ick they ever had the older the icks first
date number ten. God admitted to his first date that
he was attracted to his own sister. Oh what how? Why? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
First of all, why, Second of all, how does that
come up in first date conversation? What are we talking
about here?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Most of the in fact, all of these are glad
that they found out on their first date. Number nine,
here's a guy told her he left his wife because
she had gotten fat.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That may be an ick, but at least you know
he's an honest man.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They're all honest. These guys are honest. Number eight. See
you're a positive person. That's that would be first date.
He was positive, he was honest. Number eight. He wanted
to hit her to sip side by side because he
didn't like staring at people's faces.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, yeah, that's probably that's probably bad date behavior.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't there's I can't put these in order because
there's no Number seven. When they were leaving the restaurant,
he covered one nostril and blew his nose out, oh
the other.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Nostrils, firing a snot rocket. That guy's got to be
a former hockey player or something. That's I mean, that's
a that's a hockey hockey move.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
One got the drunk. Number six got so drunk he
confessed that he had actually been on Maury Povich, but
he wasn't the father, So it was okay.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh okay, that wouldn't be second date material, but I
would extend the first date to hear that full story.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Did you know Lunchbox was on from Bobby Bonesy show
he was on before he was Lunchbox. He and one
of his friends went on either Maury Povich or or
uh Springer Springer uh and and it was a total fake,
you know it was. They got up and fought, pulled
their shirts off and all that. But he's that's so great.
(07:54):
They completely pulled it off, by the way. Uh uh
who did you just? Not Mary, but Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer.
He used to come and do my show. He was
one of the funniest and nicest guys. And he had
the best line because I was seizing him. I go, man,
every show ends up, the shirt come off, and then
everybody starts fighting, and that ballheaded guy has to come
(08:15):
in who used to be the cop, and he has
to break up the fights, and I go, but then
you're not there anymore. Where do you go? And he goes,
I go to the banks. That not the best answer,
smart man.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, Let Steve Wilcos handle all of the yeh, Steve.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And he ended up with his own show. I think
even eventually.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm ashamed how much it's Jerry Springer Lore and Maury
for that matter, that I actually retained from childhood. That
was that was a big, big stop down viewing of
my redneck childhood.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Every time he came through town, he would come into
our show, and it was he was so much fun.
I just remember r I p Bud number five, he
showed her his beat box skills.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't think that's high. Yeah, I don't think that's
high on the woman's wish list, your ability to beat boss.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's just some of them are just creepy. Here is
a guy she used her lip gloss applicator and then
he asked if he could lick it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, that's uh, probably a pretty clear red flag there. Yeah,
here's a.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Guy that ate a whole basket of hot wings, licked
his fingers the entire time, and they wanted to hold hands.
It's his first date.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I think you can get away with that by the
third or fourth date, but probably shouldn't do it on
the first or second.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You know where it's going. Number two admitted he wasn't
wearing underwear. Hey date, look, Yeah, that's one Commando.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
The first one that I I failed to understand what
the issue is there.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I mean, that's boy, it's got to be free Jerry.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What are we doing here? How is that a problem?
That number one? This is like the two thousand women
they interviewed. What was the Ikey first date? Number one?
Was he me out and then padded my hand?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, I think you might want to alert the local
authorities that there is a Okio path on the loose
in whatever those are?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
All good? See Puma to night Live with your guys
with the sports gave. Now what time has all that happened? Sir?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, we got a podcast starts at eight. If you
really can't get enough of me, tune in to ticket
seven sixty four to seven this afternoon as well. I've
got a double duty double shift that actually triple shift
if we count this one, I will be on three
different iHeart properties today. Good, I'm getting over exposed, Bama,
(11:01):
no such thing.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And we can't get enough talent in this company. And
now you're well earned, by the way. A great sports show,
number one ranked sports show in all of the Central
Texas area. Austin, San Antonio, The whole deal, and it's well,
these guys played ball, they actually played so they know
what they're talking about. So thank you everybody for listening.
Hi everybody, Maam and Brown with you on on a
beautiful Thursday. Thank you for listening to us. You guys, Puma,
you guys are live tonight over there on the Sports
Cave podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We will yeah back live on YouTube again tonight, eight
o'clock Downbeat. Just search for at sports Cave live over
on YouTube. Come join the fun. Obviously every major sport
taking place at this point, it is all four. We
still got World Series, we got NBA up, We've got
(00:34):
both NFL and college and of course for our hockey sickos,
we managed to talk a little Dallas Stars hockey whenever
I can squeeze it in. So no matter what you're into,
come hang out with us. Eight o'clock tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm gonna do a couple of boneheads. Here's three of them. Uh.
There was a McDonald's there in Davenport, Florida. Peter Story
and Nicholas Jones. They drove up to the drive through
and Yon sodo. Okay, there's a lot of names going
on here. So you got Peter and you got Nicholas.
They're at the drive through trying to eat. You got Yawn.
(01:07):
He works at McDonald's and he told him we're too
busy to take any more orders. So they got mad
and pulled a gun out and threatened Sodo, who worked
at McDonald's, with a gun. So Sodo went to got
his gun out of his locker and came back and
shot Peter in the neck at the lord all over McDonald's. McDonald's. Uh,
(01:32):
I just love you, good Lord. Here's seventy four year
old Mohan Laie of comedy India. None of that's probably
even close to how it sounds are supposed to he
uh mohon. He faked his own death to see who
would show up at his funeral. Still a good bit. Well,
(01:54):
here's the great news. Hundreds of people showed up, and
so he fessed up and then through a big party
since they were all there, and he said, I think
it's on me, and he paid for the party, and
good hundreds, one hundreds showed up and told him, man,
you're missed and all that. You know, you're a wonderful
guy anyway, but don't hurt throwing a party. South Korean
woman has spent two hundred and ten thousand dollars on
(02:20):
four hundred cosmetic procedures in the last fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh god, I can't imagine what that looks like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Four hundred procedures in fifteen years, two hundred and ten thousand.
South Korean woman. I wow, I don't even know what
to say to that. You know, you're just one. He
just look like the mummy your whole life. He is
one continuous bandage, right, four hundred whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, I'm trying to do the math here. So fifteen
years would be basically fifty five hundred days. So if
you're doing four hundred surgeries over the course of fifteen years,
it means you're getting a surgery once every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Something like that. Yeah. You, I mean, how would you
know if it worked or not? You know, I mean
when does it stop? I don't I don't have any idea.
This is pretty cool. During a live fire demonstration at
Camp Pendleton out in California, they were firing from these
cannons and firing these shots, and they had a crowd
(03:25):
there in the media and the police were there blocking
traveling or everybody's impressed. And one of these things went
off early and blew up a chips car and motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh yeah, I did I read about this. Of course,
it turned into immediate ammunition, so to speak, for both
sides of our political fight.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
The whole time I was reading the story, I was
just imagining, like the Chips motorcycle from the show, just
getting what.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah. I met Eric Ostrada one time. He's a nice guy. Oh,
I really liked him.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Has always said it seems.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He's a I mean he all I mean, he knew what.
And he's still a handsome guy. Man, I mean, I'm
not kidding you. He was had gray hair and he's
still this is handsome as he could be. You know,
as you just you didn't even want to take a
picture with him because you look so bit.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Pops up in like unexpected cameos.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And yeah, he just shows up different.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know. It's a good, good life.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Let's keep paunching. Here. Here's a porch pirate in Santa Ana, California. Uh,
Daniel Rodriguez. He has a new nickname, uh they say
because of this, Uh he's got these tattoos on his face.
They call him postal Malone. Okay, he's a pirate named
(04:43):
postal Malone.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That'll do well. Yeah, that'll play well in County Jill.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh yeah, oh my gosh. Uh, Now this is something
I thought was crazy. Halloween. According to the survey, Halloween
is the loneliest day of the year. More people seventy
nine percent of singles say they feel more lonely on
Halloween than they do any other time of year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't know. I never I would have thought Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But yeah, I mean that would be the first guess.
I guess maybe you could square it as, you know,
someone's alone, but they're watching scary movies so they're scared,
and then they realize I'm going to die alone, and
it starts to spiral into a lonely, lonely place.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Maybe I don't know. I've always had fun and gone
to parties and stuff, but then you know, I don't know.
I just wouldn't have thought that. But Valentine's Day, I've
seen some lean one of those. I want, I wanted.
I saved this for you for today. I want to
end this with this. This is They did a survey
(05:50):
of something like two thousand women. The biggest ick first
date ick they ever had the older the icks first
date number ten. God admitted to his first date that
he was attracted to his own sister. Oh what how? Why? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
First of all, why, Second of all, how does that
come up in first date conversation? What are we talking
about here?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Most of the in fact, all of these are glad
that they found out on their first date. Number nine,
here's a guy told her he left his wife because
she had gotten fat.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
That may be an ick, but at least you know
he's an honest man.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
They're all honest. These guys are honest. Number eight. See
you're a positive person. That's that would be first date.
He was positive, he was honest. Number eight. He wanted
to hit her to sip side by side because he
didn't like staring at people's faces.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, yeah, that's probably that's probably bad date behavior.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't there's I can't put these in order because
there's no Number seven. When they were leaving the restaurant,
he covered one nostril and blew his nose out, oh
the other.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Nostrils, firing a snot rocket. That guy's got to be
a former hockey player or something. That's I mean, that's
a that's a hockey hockey move.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
One got the drunk. Number six got so drunk he
confessed that he had actually been on Maury Povich, but
he wasn't the father, So it was okay.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh okay, that wouldn't be second date material, but I
would extend the first date to hear that full story.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Did you know Lunchbox was on from Bobby Bonesy show
he was on before he was Lunchbox. He and one
of his friends went on either Maury Povich or or
uh Springer Springer uh and and it was a total fake,
you know it was. They got up and fought, pulled
their shirts off and all that. But he's that's so great.
(07:54):
They completely pulled it off, by the way. Uh uh
who did you just? Not Mary, but Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer.
He used to come and do my show. He was
one of the funniest and nicest guys. And he had
the best line because I was seizing him. I go, man,
every show ends up, the shirt come off, and then
everybody starts fighting, and that ballheaded guy has to come
(08:15):
in who used to be the cop, and he has
to break up the fights, and I go, but then
you're not there anymore. Where do you go? And he goes,
I go to the banks. That not the best answer,
smart man.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, Let Steve Wilcos handle all of the yeh, Steve.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And he ended up with his own show. I think
even eventually.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm ashamed how much it's Jerry Springer Lore and Maury
for that matter, that I actually retained from childhood. That
was that was a big, big stop down viewing of
my redneck childhood.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Every time he came through town, he would come into
our show, and it was he was so much fun.
I just remember r I p Bud number five, he
showed her his beat box skills.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't think that's high. Yeah, I don't think that's
high on the woman's wish list, your ability to beat boss.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's just some of them are just creepy. Here is
a guy she used her lip gloss applicator and then
he asked if he could lick it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, that's uh, probably a pretty clear red flag there. Yeah,
here's a.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Guy that ate a whole basket of hot wings, licked
his fingers the entire time, and they wanted to hold hands.
It's his first date.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I think you can get away with that by the
third or fourth date, but probably shouldn't do it on
the first or second.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You know where it's going. Number two admitted he wasn't
wearing underwear. Hey date, look, Yeah, that's one Commando.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
The first one that I I failed to understand what
the issue is there.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I mean, that's boy, it's got to be free Jerry.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What are we doing here? How is that a problem?
That number one? This is like the two thousand women
they interviewed. What was the Ikey first date? Number one?
Was he me out and then padded my hand?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, I think you might want to alert the local
authorities that there is a Okio path on the loose
in whatever those are?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
All good? See Puma to night Live with your guys
with the sports gave. Now what time has all that happened? Sir?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, we got a podcast starts at eight. If you
really can't get enough of me, tune in to ticket
seven sixty four to seven this afternoon as well. I've
got a double duty double shift that actually triple shift
if we count this one, I will be on three
different iHeart properties today. Good, I'm getting over exposed, Bama,
(11:01):
no such thing.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And we can't get enough talent in this company. And
now you're well earned, by the way. A great sports show,
number one ranked sports show in all of the Central
Texas area. Austin, San Antonio, The whole deal, and it's well,
these guys played ball, they actually played so they know
what they're talking about. So thank you everybody for listening.
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