September 10, 2025 • 11 mins
In this wildly entertaining episode of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama and Puma dive headfirst into the absurd, the hilarious, and the thought-provoking. From a man’s bizarre vendetta against Amazon to Massachusetts crowdsourcing a new state motto (spoiler: “In Cod We Trust” is a real contender), this episode is packed with moments that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even question reality.
Key Highlights:
Key Highlights:
- Jumbo Stockwell’s anvil antics: A hilarious tale of petty revenge that ends up punishing the wrong people.
- Massachusetts’ motto madness: “Witch-free since 1693” and “Gateway to New Hampshire” are just the beginning.
- Drone strikes and dealership surveillance: A deep dive into the ethics of modern tech and the surveillance state.
- Tattooed dogs at the Asian Pet Show: Yes, you read that right—a Mexican hairless dog with a gold chain and a back tattoo.
- Nudist bowling in Pittsburgh: A callback to one of the show’s most unforgettable segments.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, folks, Bama Brown with you in the iHeart podcast network,
the Bama Brown Experience. What we're calling this thing. We
team up with that all of ourselves. There was no
focus group, We didn't do any surveys. We just say
what do you call this shit? And that's what came out. Puma,
the Big Cat, you got the iHeart, You're on iHeart,
You're on YouTube, You're on everything with the Sports Cave.
(00:24):
That's your podcast. It is so popular.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, I feel like we're on everything, just about everything,
but only fans these days.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
There still haven't crossed that horizon.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, tonight we are weekly schedule, getting thrown, getting thrown
sideways a little bit. Got some international travel coming up
at the end of the week, so we are not
live on YouTube tonight, but as always, the audio version
available wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Just search for the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Let's kick it off today with a with a bonehead. Well,
I don't know if he's a bonehead or not. He's
getting even a guy named Jehumbo Stockwell, I think that's
how I'm pronouncing it. That's how it spelled Juhumbo. He
got into a big deal with Amazon. He and Amazon
got into it over something. Don't know. He's mad at Amazon,
so he said, how can I get even? He keeps
(01:16):
buying an anvil and then returning it weighs one hundred
and ten pounds. God, so he buys it. It's two
hundred and thirty dollars to ship it. Guy has to
unload it, set it off. Then he returns it, which
they have to do, and then they get it back
and the guy has to load it back up. Now,
I don't know what has happened there. I don't know
(01:39):
how long they're going to keep doing that, but according
to the laws and rules, they can't reject it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know, this is a prime example where jehumbo I
understand what you're trying to do. I just buys Amazon,
not nearly as much as you do, apparently, but quite
a bit for my own reasons.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You're all you're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You're not penalizing Jeff Bezos. You're not hurting Amazon. You're
just making that poor delivery guy's life absolute hell.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
That poor guy. You know, they'd be last on the list,
but they have a certain amount of time they have
to pick it up and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know, no, that's miserable.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And think about it. He ain't gonna hurt it. There's
no way to hurt it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
So you know when you see the you see the
guy in front of you at McDonald's yelling at the
poor teenage cashier, and it's like, no, you're you're mad
at Ronald McDonald, not this poor girl is handing you
your order exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's not like it's a personal thing. All right. Let's see,
Massachusetts wanted a new flag, a new seal, and a
new motto, and so where they screwed up as they
left it to the public to help out. Well, no,
it never goes well. Here's the five top five suggestions
that they got. Number five was which free since sixteen nine?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, time out. I kind of I kind of liked
that one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That three since ninety three, that's got.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Sixteen ninety three. Uh. Let's see where where Republicans go
to become Democrats.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's solid Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The gateway to New Hampshire. Uh. And then they had
Latin for hostile to tyrants. You know, I don't know
what the Latin term was, but it's hostile to tyrants,
you know, so gotta be you gotta speak Latin, and
they gotta be Julius Caesar. I guess if you want that,
I get in up.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Not someone trying to sound intelligent.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
They just typed that into Google Translate, like how do
this in Latin?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
By the way, we're talking about Google. Google warned everybody
to change their passwords. Uh they hacked. Somebody hacked Google.
Two point five billion people have been advised to change
their pastor two point five billion people have changed their
power because somebody, you would think Google would go, you
know what, let's make sure security's tight. Here the number one,
(04:09):
and they actually are considering that. They thought it was
pretty good. It's the Massachusetts flag seal and motto. The
motto would be in Cod we Trust. Pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, Look, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
If I was a citizen of Massachusetts, I'd be okay
with a couple of those like I don't the witch
free since sixteen ninety three. Is it's pretty solid? Not
as good as in Cod we Trust.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's it. It's excellent. I remember the Morning Team. I
can't remember where it was. It's been a long time ago.
I know you probably remember this, maybe before you even
radio though. And they had built a brand New Bridge
in whatever city this was, and they wanted to have
the public name the bridge, and the morning team got
on there and overwhelmingly just swamped with it. It was
(04:58):
like Fred or something. I mean, it was just right.
So in the city ended up they go. These morning
guys were number one by you know, had like a
fifty share and they go. And so everybody said, we're
gonna call it Fred. Whether you like it or not,
it's gonna become Fred, you know. And I think it
was Fred. That's what could jumps out at me. And uh,
(05:19):
they said, you could. You can reject it all you
want to, but everybody's gonna call it that. And then
their traffic guy put it in their traffic every morning,
so it became Fred or Joe or whatever, you know.
And they want a big long, you know, gateway to
New Hampshire or whatever. You know.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
There was a couple of years ago England was they
had a commissioned a new ferry and they opened it
up to the citizens of England to furmane a name
for it. And the name that won was Body mcboat face.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I remember that one. Yeah, it goes.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Well when you leave it open to the public.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Don't let the public be in why you shouldn't they
shouldn't have act brakes or anything like that, you know,
talking about it on the train, remember Dennis Miller talked
about the somebody could grab the brakes. You should never
make the brakes of anything available to the to the public.
When when Joe saw a squirrel and wanted to get
a better look and pulls the brake lines, Let's see,
(06:19):
there was a drone security now for car dealerships. They
have been, you know, having thefts from car dealerships. When
you see those cars spinning in the intersection and running
over the people, those are stolen cars from from dealerships.
And so a guy in Kansas City, they set one
up with the drone security and they called him red
handed and it works, and they said it's very cost effective. Now,
(06:42):
so you know, they got GPS on all the cars.
But they now they have this, so.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Look as a proper conspiracy a dabbler in conspiracy theories,
as you and I both are, Yes, sir, I'm glad.
I'm glad the drone was able to catch a crew.
But on the other hand, isn't there some level of
concern about the surveillance state that just drone coverage like
(07:09):
that is a picture going like you're not going to
be able. I understand I'm not advocating to get away
with crimes, but the just the idea of always being
watched by a drone wherever I'm at in public, that
something about that makes me really hesitant.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
To my old my old morning partner, her brother worked
for the He was in the Air Force and he
was a drone killer. You know, he killed people with
a drone in Florida. And so we talked to him
one time and he said, yeah, he said, I get
in the car and I go to work. I'm sitting
there work and then he's you know, they the computer
shows target because they got all these targets all over
(07:47):
the world and target here. And he said about once
a month, he said, I get a flash on a
computer target. He said, look it up, and there the
guy is, you know, somewhere in the Middle East. And
he said, I get him. You know, I hit him.
You don't even know it's coming. He don't even hear it.
He's driving along in his range rover, you know, and
he's boom, he's gone. Which I guess I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Too.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's probably the best one.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't know, man, I that was that was arguably
the biggest thing. I mean, they were there were Obama
had a lot of questionable things, but the drone, the
the Yeah, we ramped up drone strikes while also saying like, no, no, no,
I'm worried. I'm against war in the Middle East, but you're.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Also killing in the meantime with drones. Then your predecessor
did so.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, I'm glad we don't have my friends serving over
there like we did under w But I also I'm
not a big fan.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Of the drone assassinations either.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Maybe we just stay out of it altogether.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
The collateral, the collateral damage. They don't seem as worried
about that anymore, you know, So you're just having to be,
you know, standing there at the intersection when they popped
the guy. And I don't know if you know much
about those. It's designed to get everything in the area,
not just to make sure there's a big, a big
wide uh deal there for so they make sure they
(09:10):
get them and if you're anywhere near it, you're dead. Uh.
This is pretty good. This was a good bonehead. Uh.
They have in Shanghai. They had the twenty seventh Asian
Pet Show. Now it ended up in controversy. And you
and are cat and dog people, so you're the big cat,
that's your nickname. But this was a Mexican hairless dog.
(09:32):
It showed up. Uh it had a gold chain around
his neck, a risk, a risk, a gold wrist watch
on it on his paw. But it had a back tattoo.
They had actually tattooed this dog with a big back
tattoo and so it you know, it looked gangster. And
uh so everybody was like, you're not supposed to tattoo
(09:54):
a dog and they said it wouldn't hurt the dog.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hey, how do you how do you just make that assumption?
I mean, speaking of tattoos, every single one I've heard.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
My wife get, they.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All hurt, They all hurt.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So you know that wouldn't apply to a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
As we said, a Mexican hairless's skin is not as
prone to nerves or something. You know, somebody had some
kind of bullshit. Let's do it, let's do one morning.
You can buy the Serendipity Park in Cleveland, Georgia. It's
a newdist colony. Uh it's two hours outside of Atlanta. Uh,
(10:32):
forty two acres for one point eight million.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
They of themselves. Yeah, I get it, but their nudist colony.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The only thing that I know about nudist colony is
a guy told me one time. He said, no, I
don't and just got a guy I know that would
deal with this kind of stuff. There's no one there
you want to see nicked. That's the one thing about
a nudist colony. Nobody. There's nobody really there that you go, oh,
look at that, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking back to our our Pittsburgh
nudist colony. We had that had Bowling Night a couple
of months ago, Like, there's Pittsburgh nudist. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I remember that because we did balls in the gutter
jokes we kept doing. We went to the gutter of
that show. Speaking out of the gutter shows, it's probably
time to get out of here, see y'all,
Hey, folks, Bama Brown with you in the iHeart podcast network,
the Bama Brown Experience. What we're calling this thing. We
team up with that all of ourselves. There was no
focus group, We didn't do any surveys. We just say
what do you call this shit? And that's what came out. Puma,
the Big Cat, you got the iHeart, You're on iHeart,
You're on YouTube, You're on everything with the Sports Cave.
(00:24):
That's your podcast. It is so popular.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, I feel like we're on everything, just about everything,
but only fans these days.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
There still haven't crossed that horizon.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, tonight we are weekly schedule, getting thrown, getting thrown
sideways a little bit. Got some international travel coming up
at the end of the week, so we are not
live on YouTube tonight, but as always, the audio version
available wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Just search for the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Let's kick it off today with a with a bonehead. Well,
I don't know if he's a bonehead or not. He's
getting even a guy named Jehumbo Stockwell, I think that's
how I'm pronouncing it. That's how it spelled Juhumbo. He
got into a big deal with Amazon. He and Amazon
got into it over something. Don't know. He's mad at Amazon,
so he said, how can I get even? He keeps
(01:16):
buying an anvil and then returning it weighs one hundred
and ten pounds. God, so he buys it. It's two
hundred and thirty dollars to ship it. Guy has to
unload it, set it off. Then he returns it, which
they have to do, and then they get it back
and the guy has to load it back up. Now,
I don't know what has happened there. I don't know
(01:39):
how long they're going to keep doing that, but according
to the laws and rules, they can't reject it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know, this is a prime example where jehumbo I
understand what you're trying to do. I just buys Amazon,
not nearly as much as you do, apparently, but quite
a bit for my own reasons.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You're all you're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You're not penalizing Jeff Bezos. You're not hurting Amazon. You're
just making that poor delivery guy's life absolute hell.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
That poor guy. You know, they'd be last on the list,
but they have a certain amount of time they have
to pick it up and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know, no, that's miserable.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And think about it. He ain't gonna hurt it. There's
no way to hurt it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
So you know when you see the you see the
guy in front of you at McDonald's yelling at the
poor teenage cashier, and it's like, no, you're you're mad
at Ronald McDonald, not this poor girl is handing you
your order exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's not like it's a personal thing. All right. Let's see,
Massachusetts wanted a new flag, a new seal, and a
new motto, and so where they screwed up as they
left it to the public to help out. Well, no,
it never goes well. Here's the five top five suggestions
that they got. Number five was which free since sixteen nine?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, time out. I kind of I kind of liked
that one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That three since ninety three, that's got.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Sixteen ninety three. Uh. Let's see where where Republicans go
to become Democrats.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's solid Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The gateway to New Hampshire. Uh. And then they had
Latin for hostile to tyrants. You know, I don't know
what the Latin term was, but it's hostile to tyrants,
you know, so gotta be you gotta speak Latin, and
they gotta be Julius Caesar. I guess if you want that,
I get in up.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Not someone trying to sound intelligent.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
They just typed that into Google Translate, like how do
this in Latin?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
By the way, we're talking about Google. Google warned everybody
to change their passwords. Uh they hacked. Somebody hacked Google.
Two point five billion people have been advised to change
their pastor two point five billion people have changed their
power because somebody, you would think Google would go, you
know what, let's make sure security's tight. Here the number one,
(04:09):
and they actually are considering that. They thought it was
pretty good. It's the Massachusetts flag seal and motto. The
motto would be in Cod we Trust. Pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, Look, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
If I was a citizen of Massachusetts, I'd be okay
with a couple of those like I don't the witch
free since sixteen ninety three. Is it's pretty solid? Not
as good as in Cod we Trust.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's it. It's excellent. I remember the Morning Team. I
can't remember where it was. It's been a long time ago.
I know you probably remember this, maybe before you even
radio though. And they had built a brand New Bridge
in whatever city this was, and they wanted to have
the public name the bridge, and the morning team got
on there and overwhelmingly just swamped with it. It was
(04:58):
like Fred or something. I mean, it was just right.
So in the city ended up they go. These morning
guys were number one by you know, had like a
fifty share and they go. And so everybody said, we're
gonna call it Fred. Whether you like it or not,
it's gonna become Fred, you know. And I think it
was Fred. That's what could jumps out at me. And uh,
(05:19):
they said, you could. You can reject it all you
want to, but everybody's gonna call it that. And then
their traffic guy put it in their traffic every morning,
so it became Fred or Joe or whatever, you know.
And they want a big long, you know, gateway to
New Hampshire or whatever. You know.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
There was a couple of years ago England was they
had a commissioned a new ferry and they opened it
up to the citizens of England to furmane a name
for it. And the name that won was Body mcboat face.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I remember that one. Yeah, it goes.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Well when you leave it open to the public.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Don't let the public be in why you shouldn't they
shouldn't have act brakes or anything like that, you know,
talking about it on the train, remember Dennis Miller talked
about the somebody could grab the brakes. You should never
make the brakes of anything available to the to the public.
When when Joe saw a squirrel and wanted to get
a better look and pulls the brake lines, Let's see,
(06:19):
there was a drone security now for car dealerships. They
have been, you know, having thefts from car dealerships. When
you see those cars spinning in the intersection and running
over the people, those are stolen cars from from dealerships.
And so a guy in Kansas City, they set one
up with the drone security and they called him red
handed and it works, and they said it's very cost effective. Now,
(06:42):
so you know, they got GPS on all the cars.
But they now they have this, so.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Look as a proper conspiracy a dabbler in conspiracy theories,
as you and I both are, Yes, sir, I'm glad.
I'm glad the drone was able to catch a crew.
But on the other hand, isn't there some level of
concern about the surveillance state that just drone coverage like
(07:09):
that is a picture going like you're not going to
be able. I understand I'm not advocating to get away
with crimes, but the just the idea of always being
watched by a drone wherever I'm at in public, that
something about that makes me really hesitant.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
To my old my old morning partner, her brother worked
for the He was in the Air Force and he
was a drone killer. You know, he killed people with
a drone in Florida. And so we talked to him
one time and he said, yeah, he said, I get
in the car and I go to work. I'm sitting
there work and then he's you know, they the computer
shows target because they got all these targets all over
(07:47):
the world and target here. And he said about once
a month, he said, I get a flash on a
computer target. He said, look it up, and there the
guy is, you know, somewhere in the Middle East. And
he said, I get him. You know, I hit him.
You don't even know it's coming. He don't even hear it.
He's driving along in his range rover, you know, and
he's boom, he's gone. Which I guess I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Too.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's probably the best one.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't know, man, I that was that was arguably
the biggest thing. I mean, they were there were Obama
had a lot of questionable things, but the drone, the
the Yeah, we ramped up drone strikes while also saying like, no, no, no,
I'm worried. I'm against war in the Middle East, but you're.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Also killing in the meantime with drones. Then your predecessor
did so.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, I'm glad we don't have my friends serving over
there like we did under w But I also I'm
not a big fan.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Of the drone assassinations either.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Maybe we just stay out of it altogether.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
The collateral, the collateral damage. They don't seem as worried
about that anymore, you know, So you're just having to be,
you know, standing there at the intersection when they popped
the guy. And I don't know if you know much
about those. It's designed to get everything in the area,
not just to make sure there's a big, a big
wide uh deal there for so they make sure they
(09:10):
get them and if you're anywhere near it, you're dead. Uh.
This is pretty good. This was a good bonehead. Uh.
They have in Shanghai. They had the twenty seventh Asian
Pet Show. Now it ended up in controversy. And you
and are cat and dog people, so you're the big cat,
that's your nickname. But this was a Mexican hairless dog.
(09:32):
It showed up. Uh it had a gold chain around
his neck, a risk, a risk, a gold wrist watch
on it on his paw. But it had a back tattoo.
They had actually tattooed this dog with a big back
tattoo and so it you know, it looked gangster. And
uh so everybody was like, you're not supposed to tattoo
(09:54):
a dog and they said it wouldn't hurt the dog.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hey, how do you how do you just make that assumption?
I mean, speaking of tattoos, every single one I've heard.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
My wife get, they.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All hurt, They all hurt.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So you know that wouldn't apply to a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
As we said, a Mexican hairless's skin is not as
prone to nerves or something. You know, somebody had some
kind of bullshit. Let's do it, let's do one morning.
You can buy the Serendipity Park in Cleveland, Georgia. It's
a newdist colony. Uh it's two hours outside of Atlanta. Uh,
(10:32):
forty two acres for one point eight million.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
They of themselves. Yeah, I get it, but their nudist colony.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The only thing that I know about nudist colony is
a guy told me one time. He said, no, I
don't and just got a guy I know that would
deal with this kind of stuff. There's no one there
you want to see nicked. That's the one thing about
a nudist colony. Nobody. There's nobody really there that you go, oh,
look at that, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking back to our our Pittsburgh
nudist colony. We had that had Bowling Night a couple
of months ago, Like, there's Pittsburgh nudist. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I remember that because we did balls in the gutter
jokes we kept doing. We went to the gutter of
that show. Speaking out of the gutter shows, it's probably
time to get out of here, see y'all,
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