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October 16, 2025 12 mins
Did I ever tell you about that terrorist who couldn’t blow up a park because he had a softball game? That’s just one of the wild, hilarious, and thought-provoking moments in this episode of The Bama Brown Experience. Bama and Puma dive headfirst into a whirlwind of stories that range from the absurd to the oddly insightful, all delivered with their signature Southern charm and razor-sharp wit.

This episode features:
  • A cautionary tale about microchipping your dog—and the hidden fees that might leave you unable to find your furry friend.
  • A rundown of America’s hippest neighborhoods, including Austin’s own Clarksville, sparking a nostalgic reflection on how cities—and people—have changed.
  • A surreal story of an Amazon driver shooting a postal worker, leading to a darkly comedic debate on conflict resolution.
  • A stray bullet knocking out internet across Dallas-Fort Worth, raising questions about infrastructure vulnerability.
  • A bunker house in Vegas, prompting Bama’s sage advice: “Don’t ever look down on a hole you can crawl in.”
  • Radio legends and Oklahoma tales, including a tornado warning that’s now immortalized in audio: “Get in the security hole, Granny!”
  • A robbery gone wrong in East St. Louis, where the suspect was caught still wearing the same underwear he wore during the crime.
Whether it’s reflections on Hitchcock’s Vertigo, the state of air traffic control, or the quirks of small-town radio, this episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and moments that’ll make you say, “Only on Bama Brown.”

If you laughed, cringed, or just shook your head in disbelief, don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a dose of unpredictable brilliance. Catch The Bama Brown Experience wherever you get your podcasts!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, everybody, Mamma Brown with you on to welcome
all the midgets. Attorney's listening this morning, our little people
who said, yeah, we had a whole show yesterday. I
did a whole thing on it.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
By the way, Puma said that he is not associated
with the show and he's forced to work in this deal.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Pooma. You guys are live with the Sports Cave tonight,
Is that correct?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh, we are.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're gonna have some We're gonna have some little person bowling,
maybe even inflatable dartboard.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, we're live over on YouTube tonight at sports Cave Live.
Of course, anywhere you get your podcast, you can always
catch up on the audio versions. Just search for the
Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Gonna start out with a warning. When you chip your dog,
be sure and read the fine print. There is an
annual fee with some vets, some unscrupulous vets. So yeah,
you don't pay your annual fee, Hey, turn it off
and you can't find your animal. Yeah, it doesn't extortion, almost,
but that's exactly what they called it. And they say

(01:05):
not all vets are doing that, but a lot of
them are. All Right, here's the coolest hip neighborhoods in
the US. How about this, man, I'll start with let's see,
let me start with five. I'll just do five. A
little river in Miami. I have no idea where that
is other than Miami, but we're going to say this
right now. It's where all extras are.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Going, all the gen z's, all them that are all
trying to move in there.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
So condos and stuff. Red Hook is in Brooklyn. That's
number four.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I've heard of that one.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Number three is Avondale, which is in Chicago. Yeah, I
heard number two Clarksville, Austin, Texas were in the country. Yeah,
right there. And then number one was Glen Park, San Francisco.
Now I can't imagine. I was gonna tell you what
I watched the other night, just just happened to sit
down and caught it and Vertigo was on. You know,

(01:59):
it was filmed in San Francisco, and uh, you know
from nineteen fifty eight, I think the year I are
fifty nine. Ear I was born Jimmy Stewart. And if
you've never seen Vertigo, it's a great hitchcock. But all
through this they're all through the city of San Francisco
from one in a No trash, no no no homeless,

(02:19):
no bumbs, just just clean, nice, beautiful city, old cool
classic cars, everybody dressed nice, everybody being nice, no fighting
or anything.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
It was filmed at a time when the corporate tax
rate and the wealth tax was almost ninety percent and
wealth equality wasn't nearly what it is. It's back when
resources were being shared with everybody. You didn't have a
whole lot of unscrupulous behavior on the streets.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Like the I hate when his gd liberal comes out.
Sometimes that happens.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
So there's nothing liberal about just pointing out the fact
that that's just the fact you'll have money, there's less homelessness.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That if it's going to taxis and then going to
people that never mind, we're not gonna get into that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
That was where our our our whole deal was never
going to do politics like that. But I mean, come on,
you know, use your head. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Here's an Amazon driver and a postal worker. They got
into a fight.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
The Amazon driver was parked trying to make a delivery
and the postal it was parking front the postal box.
The postal the postal worker said, man, you need to
move now, here's where you figured the postal worker had
the gun. Now the Amazon got pulled his pistol and
shot the postal guy in the eye.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So, uh, I don't know. I don't know how long
he's going to be in but uh, anyway, that's not good.
Just as much of the understatement that's not good.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's a bit of an understatement.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I as much as I want my packages to arrive
on time, just wait for the guy to move, it's
I'll wait.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
A couple of minutes, Yeah, a couple here's the deal.
You don't need to shoot him in the eye. Just
tell him I'm gonna shoot you in the eye. He
will say, you know, I'm gonna sit in the truck,
so you're ready.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
But you would think that would be a direct enough message.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
To I mean, it's used to I'm gonna call your boss.
I used to just wed all over.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay you want uh anyway, strit speaking bullet straight bullet
hit the Spectrum wireline in uh Dallas Fort Worth knocked
out the Internet to the entire area of Dallas Fort
Worth from a straight bullet shot hitting hitting just a wire.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
I mean it was our structure is still able to
be taken down like that, just so you know random like,
you know what if a stray bullet can do that,
you know what a flock of birds could probably do anything.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, it's just you wonder about that. Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I know terrorists are going Okay, that's what we tell
you about that terrorist. I saw the show. And these
guys have been sent over to be terrorist in the
US from you know some you know, Iraq or Iran
or one of those deals. And they were they were
suicide bombers, three of them, and they sent them over
to US and they embed yourself in American society.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
So then the head I don't know the name of
this thing. I never remember where I saw it. I
laughed as hard as her laugh. The guy and then
goes Simpson calls him, says, okay, we're ready for you
to bother them to whatever. And the guy goes, dude,
I had a softball game saturday.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I got. I'm like third base. I got. They've become Americans,
all right. He was like, I can't.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
We're in the playoffs, dude, And I mean, come on,
I've been spending a whole year trying to get this done.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm third base.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
And so and then the second one was I have
so many reports do I am so behind all my reports.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
My boss was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
My ass Monday. So yeah, I can't blow any I
can't go blow up. And this guy was going, that's
why we sent you there.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's the way we sent you that. I can't remember
what the other guy wasn't the same deal, you.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Know, I'm just imagining. Uh.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
First of all, I love how you started this story
by asking me, did I ever tell you about that terrorist?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
First of all, that's that's a good lead in.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
But secondly, the idea of telling al Qaeda that you
know you're you're under so much heat by some corporate
middle management type that you're not able to meet the.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Softball league, to me was the best. One of the
guys I met were in the playoffs. The team is
counting on me. That's why we said you do to
blow up. But you were supposed to go blow up
that park. Yeah, no, I'm playing there, man, I can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
You know. No, baseball's actually fun, believe it or not.
It's got it sometimes.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
They all three became Americans. And the guy who was
so mad you know about it anyway, Oh, here's a
house in Vegas. The selling for eight point five million dollars.
It looks like a regular house. However, twenty eight feet
below is an entire bunker that you can go in,
and I mean like live in the bunk or so
when things get crazy outside you you got a hole

(06:59):
you all in. So don't don't ever don't ever look
down on.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
A hole you can crawl. Yeah, well, words to live
by right there.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I was about to say, that feels like that feels
like the type of advice you've come to expect here
on the Bama Brown.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Thank you for I appreciate that. I don't think you
mean that as a companient.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I mean I still prefer I still have endearing childhood
memories of having to run to the cellar during during
a storm or yeah, yeah, go get to go get
the fresh the bottle of vegetables or whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
My grandma was pickling or jarring.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
My old partner and you know, Boa Chase, my old
partner from one of two days uh oh told me
that they were on KMO D and Tulsa. They were
Oklahoma radio station, and there was a guy on in
the evening and then somehow this kid had got put
on this station and a tornado came up and it
was headed towards his grandmother's house or their neighborhood. And

(08:02):
he went on the air and went get in the
security hole, Granny, there's a suckout coming.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
It is Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That is not the best. I mean, that was so
awesome that and he played it for me. They had
a recording of it. Bo was on that. Bo was
on their morning show as an intern. And the two
morning guys was Jay J. P. Richards, remember him.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
He was He was like in Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
He played a cop. He was on hehaw He was
a real fat guy, great guy.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
And the other one, the other morning guy, Gary Busey.
That was the two morning guys on that station in
the morning really and Bo was their third guy and
he would play He had clips you know that he
played for me and they were they were He said
that they would both just get a fifth crown and
then to a show.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
And it was some of the craziest stuff you ever heard.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Man. I mean about to say something that that era
of radio this is quite different.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It was. It was awesome. I'm going to tell this
I think I could do. Let me run it through
my head.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I was a guy loved the processing taking your next Now.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
They were next to a mobile home where the radio
station was in Oklahoma, and there was a girl over
there that was apparently pretty loose. One of the guys
slept with her, and she said, it's a quote, well
you're better than your dad.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
That has shot up the list of things I never
want to have told me in my life. That's more
Oklahoma than the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, well, so to speak, Yeah, I don't even know
what to say that. It's all awesome. Is just awesome.
That's all I can That's all I can think about it.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
What was?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
But I had another Oklahoma story. I can't remember what
it was now.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
So we did our Oklahoma quota.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
For the Yeah, we probably have. How are we on time?
You want one more?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
With one more? We got?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
All right, let's see here, Oh this is going on
right now. The Burbank Airport the other night had no
traffic controllers on duty over there, so the pilots were
just having to figure out. And then Burbank's a big airport.
They were having to figure out what's who's gonna go next.
They were doing it on their intercoms to each other,
like Okay, I'm Delta whatever and uh, but it's going

(10:39):
on in the airport's all over right now because they're
they're calling in sick and leaving them hanging without anybody.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
You know to be there.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, that's that's a pretty learning uh, considering my uh
my wife and roommate travels about three times a month.
Over the next thirty days or over the next month.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Go to work man, you know, I know it's hard
and it's tense, but pay him to pay him whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, both ways.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Like there's got to be a solution here that we
can find the Goldie locks zone on.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Please, Oh, I'll do I'll do this one. This was
a good one.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I see Saint Louis and we'll get out of here. Uh,
lassommi or lassamme. Whitney is his name. He robbed Dave's
Hot Chicken there and East Saint Louis. I don't know
if you've ever been to East Saint Louis, but if
you look up shithole in the dictionary, it's East Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I mean it's just good cross. Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Anyway, the manager gave a police a description of the
same and the same was caught because l same was
still in the same underwear and he robbed the story.
He robbed it in his underwear, and he had a
little some money, and he didn't go buy pants. He
was still on the street, corner his underwear.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And East Saint Louis. So there you go, the same.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I should have changed, you had one piece of clothing
to change, you would have been better off just taking
the underwear off.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't think anyone wanted to see that either.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
If you had money, go stop by, you know, the
thrifts over there and get you something.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You know, you buy it advance.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Get someone money on the street to just take their
clothes and get by the underwear.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
The way you're thinking, you're seeing your problems over all. Right,
that's the show for today.
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