April 1, 2025 • 6 mins
Welcome to The Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart Podcast Network! Join Bama Brown and his long-time co-host, the Big Puma from the Sports Cave in San Antonio, for a daily dose of laughter, fun, and intriguing conversations.
In this episode, Bama and the Big Puma dive into a fascinating story about a British company's innovative satellite system called Warlock. Set to launch in June, this space vacuum cleaner will collect and convert space debris into propulsion fuel for future moon and Mars missions. It's a high-tech solution to a cosmic problem, and Bama's take on it is both informative and entertaining.
But that's not all! The duo reminisces about the good old days of family road trips in wood-paneled station wagons, complete with dad jokes and hilarious anecdotes. From the perils of second-hand smoke to the quirks of vintage car ashtrays, Bama and the Big Puma keep you laughing with their relatable and nostalgic stories.
And just when you think it can't get any funnier, Bama shares a side-splitting joke about migraines and testicles that you won't hear anywhere else. It's the perfect blend of humor and heart, making The Bama Brown Experience a must-listen for anyone in need of a good laugh.
Tune in to The Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart Podcast Network, or wherever you get your podcasts, and join the fun!
In this episode, Bama and the Big Puma dive into a fascinating story about a British company's innovative satellite system called Warlock. Set to launch in June, this space vacuum cleaner will collect and convert space debris into propulsion fuel for future moon and Mars missions. It's a high-tech solution to a cosmic problem, and Bama's take on it is both informative and entertaining.
But that's not all! The duo reminisces about the good old days of family road trips in wood-paneled station wagons, complete with dad jokes and hilarious anecdotes. From the perils of second-hand smoke to the quirks of vintage car ashtrays, Bama and the Big Puma keep you laughing with their relatable and nostalgic stories.
And just when you think it can't get any funnier, Bama shares a side-splitting joke about migraines and testicles that you won't hear anywhere else. It's the perfect blend of humor and heart, making The Bama Brown Experience a must-listen for anyone in need of a good laugh.
Tune in to The Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart Podcast Network, or wherever you get your podcasts, and join the fun!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Well, hey, there are folks Maama Brown with the Maama
Brown Experience on the iHeart podcast Network. Thank you so
much for listening. We're in the thousands now, folks listening,
and we appreciate it. Hopefully you're getting a good show
every day. It's you know, it's ten, twelve, fifteen minutes, whatever,
and we try to get in and get out but
leave you laughing a little bit and have some fun
along with my co hosts, my buddy for many years,
(00:26):
the Big Puma, the Big Cat with the sports Cave
in San Antonio. How would I get that sports cave?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yes, sir, Happy to always join you again anywhere
you podcast. If you need a little sports fix, just
search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. We prefer iHeart.
But of course, yeah, anywhere anywhere you get them, some
of the not just anywhere you get them, but anywhere
you are. I've got a couple of people in Algeria
(00:54):
that look in there really wow. Yeah, And I don't
think it's because I'm talking Algerian saw or anything. Wherever
you are available, wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Even the people in Algeria hate the Mavericks owner. So
you know, I think that's that's universal. Right now. You're
probably talking about that a lot on your show, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So the whole Algerian Congress is just chanting fire Nico.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, well I saw this. You're a techy guy, You're
you're high tech guy, and uh and I thought this
was pretty cool. A British company. H And I want
to make sure you get all the names right and everything.
It's called uh, okay, this is a story. It was
Ingenius magazine. Uh and uh they have this. Uh no,
(01:41):
I'm screwing this up. It was it was a genius.
But the thing is called mag Magnum Magnum. That's something
all completely I can't read my about all right, I'll
explain what it is. It is a system that's called okay,
the name of the systems called Warlock. It is going
(02:04):
to be shot up in space in June. And what
it is is a satellite that collects, believe it or not,
satellite space debris and debris debris and space crunches them,
burns them and makes satellite propulsion of fuel for future
Moon and Mars missions.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So giant space vacuum cleaning.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's exactly what it is. I'm not sure where the
magnum came from. That may have been on my grocery
list to get some more. Anyway, keep dreaming, dude. So
but yeah, it's just a big deal that goes into
space because there's so much debris floating around the planet
and this thing will collect it and then I don't
(02:51):
know how it converts it over, but they say starting
in June it goes up and we'll start. And what
it is it stores the fuel, so when they're trying
to get to Mars, they'll have extra fuel. It'll be
like a you know, Bucky's up there in space somewhere.
You probably he liked the family.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Dad driving down I thirty five telling the kids, we
got enough gas to make it all the way to Corpus.
We're not stopping it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
We're not stopping. Yeah, you got you got a spaceship
with wood grain down the side like the old LTD wagon.
Remember those cars. Those cars were wider than the lane,
you know, And of course Dad had his had his
pipe or a cigar, and you couldn't put the winded down,
and so you just sat there doing two packs a
day with him. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Hell, you might have had an uncle in the back
seat using the ashtray that was built into the door panel.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh. Absolutely, they all had the ash tray. You know.
That was somebody said, what's your rapper name? I said,
my rapper name's two packed because my dad's smoked so
much and it just float in the back seat. I
was two pack a day habit without ever lighting a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know. That's that's after yesterday's old time joke. We
need a guid joke to back on track here.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That reminds me. I thought of another one that's kind
of like that one. Let's do it since we've already
wrecked the week for most people. Uh So, this guy,
I gotta remember how I tell this. This guy goes
to the doctor and he said, man, I got these migraines.
And this doctor's checking him and he's, let me give
you a deal, and and he checks him and he goes,
(04:25):
he goes, I could tell you what's going on here.
He said, I'm gonna have to remove your testicles because
they're it's being there straining you. And if I can
remove them, then it'll free you up in your in
your you know, and you won't have the migraines. And
the guy goes, man, live, I can't. I don't want
to hear this, but he goes ahead and does it.
(04:45):
Sure enough, migraines go away, and he says, man, he said,
I feel so much better. You know, I'm starting to
feel good again. My head's feeling good. And he yeah,
I'm depressed about not having the testicles, but I'm fine.
And so he said, you know what, I'm gonna go
get a new suit and just like go get my haircut,
get a new suit, go out, have dinner, you know.
(05:08):
And so he goes, gets a haircut, then he goes
and he goes to the closed store and ordered gonna
get a brand new suit. And the guy's measuring in
and he said, he said, okay, you not gonna fit
you for this suit. I've got a Brooks Brothers over here,
and it's a thirty six long and he goes, no, no, no,
I wear a thirty four medium. And he goes, no, no,
(05:28):
you're thirty six long. If you wore a thirty four medium,
it would squeeze your testicles and give you a migraine.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, all right, that's pretty good too. That's I think
we're two for two this week. I gotta admit I
started hearing thirty six long. I was getting personally nervous
because I was like, well, wait a second, hold on,
I don't have migraines, do it. That's my that's my measurement.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I like that joke. Stupid anyway, you know what, let's
end on that. I don't want to push our luck anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
All Right, you're cleaners and jokes about having your testicles removed.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We're not getting this anywhere else. Man. You may get
some old murder mysteries that you're going to hear and
that kind of shit. There's a million of those, but
you're not going to get a testicle joke anywhere by
Arriety or Baby on the UH and Obama Brown Experience
in the iHeart Podcast Network
Well, hey, there are folks Maama Brown with the Maama
Brown Experience on the iHeart podcast Network. Thank you so
much for listening. We're in the thousands now, folks listening,
and we appreciate it. Hopefully you're getting a good show
every day. It's you know, it's ten, twelve, fifteen minutes, whatever,
and we try to get in and get out but
leave you laughing a little bit and have some fun
along with my co hosts, my buddy for many years,
(00:26):
the Big Puma, the Big Cat with the sports Cave
in San Antonio. How would I get that sports cave?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yes, sir, Happy to always join you again anywhere
you podcast. If you need a little sports fix, just
search for the Sports Cave with Biggest Puma. We prefer iHeart.
But of course, yeah, anywhere anywhere you get them, some
of the not just anywhere you get them, but anywhere
you are. I've got a couple of people in Algeria
(00:54):
that look in there really wow. Yeah, And I don't
think it's because I'm talking Algerian saw or anything. Wherever
you are available, wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Even the people in Algeria hate the Mavericks owner. So
you know, I think that's that's universal. Right now. You're
probably talking about that a lot on your show, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So the whole Algerian Congress is just chanting fire Nico.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, well I saw this. You're a techy guy, You're
you're high tech guy, and uh and I thought this
was pretty cool. A British company. H And I want
to make sure you get all the names right and everything.
It's called uh, okay, this is a story. It was
Ingenius magazine. Uh and uh they have this. Uh no,
(01:41):
I'm screwing this up. It was it was a genius.
But the thing is called mag Magnum Magnum. That's something
all completely I can't read my about all right, I'll
explain what it is. It is a system that's called okay,
the name of the systems called Warlock. It is going
(02:04):
to be shot up in space in June. And what
it is is a satellite that collects, believe it or not,
satellite space debris and debris debris and space crunches them,
burns them and makes satellite propulsion of fuel for future
Moon and Mars missions.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So giant space vacuum cleaning.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's exactly what it is. I'm not sure where the
magnum came from. That may have been on my grocery
list to get some more. Anyway, keep dreaming, dude. So
but yeah, it's just a big deal that goes into
space because there's so much debris floating around the planet
and this thing will collect it and then I don't
(02:51):
know how it converts it over, but they say starting
in June it goes up and we'll start. And what
it is it stores the fuel, so when they're trying
to get to Mars, they'll have extra fuel. It'll be
like a you know, Bucky's up there in space somewhere.
You probably he liked the family.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Dad driving down I thirty five telling the kids, we
got enough gas to make it all the way to Corpus.
We're not stopping it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
We're not stopping. Yeah, you got you got a spaceship
with wood grain down the side like the old LTD wagon.
Remember those cars. Those cars were wider than the lane,
you know, And of course Dad had his had his
pipe or a cigar, and you couldn't put the winded down,
and so you just sat there doing two packs a
day with him. You know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Hell, you might have had an uncle in the back
seat using the ashtray that was built into the door panel.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh. Absolutely, they all had the ash tray. You know.
That was somebody said, what's your rapper name? I said,
my rapper name's two packed because my dad's smoked so
much and it just float in the back seat. I
was two pack a day habit without ever lighting a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know. That's that's after yesterday's old time joke. We
need a guid joke to back on track here.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That reminds me. I thought of another one that's kind
of like that one. Let's do it since we've already
wrecked the week for most people. Uh So, this guy,
I gotta remember how I tell this. This guy goes
to the doctor and he said, man, I got these migraines.
And this doctor's checking him and he's, let me give
you a deal, and and he checks him and he goes,
(04:25):
he goes, I could tell you what's going on here.
He said, I'm gonna have to remove your testicles because
they're it's being there straining you. And if I can
remove them, then it'll free you up in your in
your you know, and you won't have the migraines. And
the guy goes, man, live, I can't. I don't want
to hear this, but he goes ahead and does it.
(04:45):
Sure enough, migraines go away, and he says, man, he said,
I feel so much better. You know, I'm starting to
feel good again. My head's feeling good. And he yeah,
I'm depressed about not having the testicles, but I'm fine.
And so he said, you know what, I'm gonna go
get a new suit and just like go get my haircut,
get a new suit, go out, have dinner, you know.
(05:08):
And so he goes, gets a haircut, then he goes
and he goes to the closed store and ordered gonna
get a brand new suit. And the guy's measuring in
and he said, he said, okay, you not gonna fit
you for this suit. I've got a Brooks Brothers over here,
and it's a thirty six long and he goes, no, no, no,
I wear a thirty four medium. And he goes, no, no,
(05:28):
you're thirty six long. If you wore a thirty four medium,
it would squeeze your testicles and give you a migraine.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, all right, that's pretty good too. That's I think
we're two for two this week. I gotta admit I
started hearing thirty six long. I was getting personally nervous
because I was like, well, wait a second, hold on,
I don't have migraines, do it. That's my that's my measurement.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I like that joke. Stupid anyway, you know what, let's
end on that. I don't want to push our luck anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
All Right, you're cleaners and jokes about having your testicles removed.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We're not getting this anywhere else. Man. You may get
some old murder mysteries that you're going to hear and
that kind of shit. There's a million of those, but
you're not going to get a testicle joke anywhere by
Arriety or Baby on the UH and Obama Brown Experience
in the iHeart Podcast Network
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