October 7, 2025 • 14 mins
What are the odds of running into the people who stole your van… in another state? That’s the wild question Bama Brown kicks off this episode with, and it only gets more unpredictable from there!
In this laugh-out-loud installment of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama dives into a bizarre true story involving a stolen van, a cross-country coincidence, and a dose of criminal karma. From there, the episode spirals into hilarious commentary on everything from shoplifting mishaps to testosterone-fueled aging, and even a record-breaking pushup feat by National Guard Major Tommy Vu—who cranked out 1,721 pushups in one hour!
Bama also breaks down a surprising list of America’s friendliest cities (spoiler: Boston and Houston somehow make the cut???), shares insights on the Gen Z trend of co-buying homes, and reflects on the joys of humor and human connection in a world that often takes itself too seriously.
While this episode doesn’t feature a traditional guest, Bama is joined once again by his co-host Biggest Puma from The Sports Cave. Their chemistry and banter add depth and energy to the episode, especially as they riff on sports, stats, and the absurdities of everyday life.
If you love unpredictable stories, sharp wit, and real talk with a Southern twist, this episode is for you! Subscribe to The Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart app or wherever you get your podcasts, leave a review to let us know your favorite moment, and share this episode with a friend who needs a good laugh or a reminder that life is full of strange surprises.
In this laugh-out-loud installment of The Bama Brown Experience, Bama dives into a bizarre true story involving a stolen van, a cross-country coincidence, and a dose of criminal karma. From there, the episode spirals into hilarious commentary on everything from shoplifting mishaps to testosterone-fueled aging, and even a record-breaking pushup feat by National Guard Major Tommy Vu—who cranked out 1,721 pushups in one hour!
Bama also breaks down a surprising list of America’s friendliest cities (spoiler: Boston and Houston somehow make the cut???), shares insights on the Gen Z trend of co-buying homes, and reflects on the joys of humor and human connection in a world that often takes itself too seriously.
While this episode doesn’t feature a traditional guest, Bama is joined once again by his co-host Biggest Puma from The Sports Cave. Their chemistry and banter add depth and energy to the episode, especially as they riff on sports, stats, and the absurdities of everyday life.
If you love unpredictable stories, sharp wit, and real talk with a Southern twist, this episode is for you! Subscribe to The Bama Brown Experience on the iHeart app or wherever you get your podcasts, leave a review to let us know your favorite moment, and share this episode with a friend who needs a good laugh or a reminder that life is full of strange surprises.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, everybody, Bama Brown with you on the Bama Brown Experience.
Ay iHeart podcast Network. Thank you for listening to as
a bunch of you all along with the big Cat Pooma.
You guys are live tonight with that Sports Cave podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We are. We will be back live recapping all of
the weekend football as well as the playoff baseball series
that are now really really heating up. Of course live
on YouTube tonight, YouTube dot com slash at Sports Cave Live.
But again I understand if you don't need the visual
(00:38):
and just want the audio anywhere you get your podcasts,
prefer you use that iHeart app. But just search for
the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma you'll find us.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We'll start out with a bonehead. I know you love these.
Remember you can't get them on the radio. You can
only get them here. Tevin Heywood. Tevin, he shoplifted at
a target. They're in Marlboro, Massa, Shosetts. The cops caught
him in the middle of it, and when they did,
he had packages of cocaine in his pocket and he
(01:09):
started swallowing all the cocaine.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh brother no.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Which brought on a whole new set of problems because
you know the cops are like, quit doing that. You
know you're going to die. And he's still alive. But
he had to go to the hospital instead. So don't
don't be like Tieven. Yeah, here's the ten.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't like to be in the business of giving
advice to criminals.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, but if.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You're going to go into Target to shoplift, maybe don't
have anything illegal on your body, like shit.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
In the car. I mean, come on, man, you know
what are we doing here? We'll be aver tell you
the craziest story that we did on the air. I
swear in my thirty year forty years, I guess it
is now. Yeah, there was a some people had a
van in Saint Louis. I mean I told you this,
I don't know they had a van. They part at
(02:00):
the Target. They went into the Target, came out. Someone
had stolen their van. They were getting ready to go
on vacation. That's why they started stopped at Target. So
they was totally true, totally true story. So they went ahead,
rented a van or a car or something and went
ahead and went on their vacation from Saint Louis to Phoenix, Arizona.
(02:22):
They're sitting at a red light in Phoenix, Arizona. Swear
to God, they're stolen. Van pulls up beside him, no
way from Saint Louis to Phoenix, Arizona. They look over,
they go, that's just like our old van. Turns. One
of them read the license plate and said that's our
old van. And that van went to a target. So
(02:43):
they followed the van and they still had their keys,
and they called the police and they went ahead and
stole their car. But I mean, like they didn't steal it.
The police came when they were and then when these
people walked out, they had keys to this van and
the other one was stolen. It is that not the
odds of what are the odds? Are the breaking odds?
(03:05):
I just and those guys are stolen it in Saint
Louis Is the same people that's where they stole it from.
With Saint Louis, so they drive the Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah what I mean seriously, like that's one of those
deals where if you're the criminal, you almost have to
just be like, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm not meant to do this. You know this exactly,
I should do some mess. This is karma. But think
about get a map out and look at Saint Louis Is,
Google up Phoenix and go there's a lot of streets,
there's a lot of cars.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean, what are the odds? O, that's crazy. I
would love to see, you know, like Amazon Aws does
the all of the next gen stats and analytics for
the NFL now and it's like it's like that catch
that throw dacad in overtime to Tolbert the last week,
that was a seven point two percent chance of a completion,
(04:00):
the second lowest completed pass ever. And since we've been
tracking the data, I would love to know what the
AWS advanced stats were on the chances of running into
the people that stole your van in Saint Louis and
then seeing them in Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I just said that was so bizarre. There's been a
lot of the deal stories like that over the years,
but that one still sticks out in my head. Phoenix,
by the way, is considered the third friendliest city in America.
I got the list top ten of the friendliest cities
in America. Now, what's based on a lot of things, travel, tourism, price,
(04:36):
all that kind of stuff, but how nice people are?
The crime rate of people that you know, visit cities
or whatever. So there's a lot of stuff thrown into
this number. Let's see, let's start at ten Denver. I've
only been in the airport Denver, Minnesota. You've seen plenty
of riots on TV of Minnesota. I'm having a hard
time believing that's the ninth friendliest city in America.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, it feels like they get pretty riled up pretty quickly.
But maybe maybe outside of the riots, it's in credit.
It's nineteen fifties America.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Over the riots. Sorry, yeah, but uh so that may
have skew the whole thing anyway. Number eight was San Jose.
Once again, I know that's a more of a sophisticated area.
Boston I was number seven. Six was Honolulu.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Boston friendliest cities.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
In the top is number seven, and the top ten
Boston is Oh okay, I don't know. Once again, I
think they're excluding going in their different neighborhoods. You know,
you're yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And I'm sure a lot of the former black members
of the Boston Celtics during the sixties and seventies would
probably tell you it's an incredibly friendly city. It's incredibly friendly. Yeah, Honolulu, you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Said next, I'm six now they're paid to be nice,
so I think they should pull that one out, you
know what I was about to say.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And under the surf of that superficial nice, nay absolutely
despise you unless you were born and raised on that
rock in the middle of the ocean dreue.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hawaiian people do not like mister and missus white America
coming over there. And you know, I went one time,
we went on on business and went to Honolulu and
people were saying mahala to me, and I would come
back with uh. I came back with uh. What was
(06:29):
It wasn't mahala. It was kimona, which turns out to dragon.
So I and finally one guy like been there three days.
The guy was taking care of us, although I was
agreasing his pall man, I kept him in the money
and finally goes, oh, mister, mamma, you're so funny. You
know that's a dragon, right, went yeah, I knew that
(06:49):
all along. I've been saying it yeah instead of mahalland drive,
which is a road. I don't know why he keeps
saying mahaland to me, but it's mahalow.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm sure they loved you over there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, he loved the money, and that's what I'm saying.
Let's take it. I'm going to Mark and that's some
bitch awful. Look at here. I just scratched it off. Houston. Okay,
I'm having Houston throw the whole thing off. This may
be a different list of what I thought it said. Uh,
let me just read it and we'll get out of it.
Houston was five, Miami was four, Uh, Phoenix third, Raleigh,
(07:23):
North Carolina people were friendly. Number two.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I've been to Raleigh.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I love. The Number one was San Diego, So I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Know I'm the number the top two, making.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You one everywhere I've never been anywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I love Diego probably my I mean, that's a top
three city in America. For me, that that is a
really I buy into it. Being number one. Raleigh great
North Carolina hospitality. Hard to overlook the inclusion of Honolulu, Boston,
and hell, even Houston.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't know, Houston, I don't. Yeah, there's a yeah,
uh National Guard Major Tommy Voo and with a spelling
vu uh, he set a record. Now you're in pretty
good shape, steal. I'm pitifully awful, but in one hour,
Major Tommy, there did. Uh, let's see seventeen hundred and
(08:18):
twenty one pushups? What in an hour? He set the record.
It was fifteen hundred and thirty push ups in an hour.
Good push ups, military type push ups, you know, right,
and he did many, seventeen hundred and twenty one in
one hour.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean just doing the math on that. Yeah, that's
twenty eight and a half push ups a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's pretty good. That's good. God, that is. That is
mister that is mister major Voo. From now on, I'm
not even gonna say Tommy did. I won't mind.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He's Yeah, I feel I feel, I feel confident in
knowing that he is fighting on our behalf.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, he gets shot and he just laughed. Uh. Here's
a survey that said fifteen Now I have no idea
this even existed. Fifteen percent of gen Z people are
considering co buying a house together and have and that
many have done so. Fifteen percent of them have done
(09:17):
so in a non romantic way. We're not done about
husband wife or husband husband and my wife wife whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
In a financial way.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Financial two people buying a house together because they selling
it for profit later. That's you know, as an investment
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Is I mean, if you're gen Z, you're still pretty
close to the age of having college roommates. I mean, yeah,
you want to try to buy a house right now?
With the massive economic uh just now we have in
terms of wages, and then combine that with the housing market,
it makes sense why people would be looking to get
(09:57):
a co buyer.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
My friend Chris Waters, he's a real and he sells
a lot of houses in Antonio Austin, all the way
up Town Marillo and around. He told me, he said,
right now, I have a thousand buyers and I have
a thousand sellers, and they're about one hundred thousand dollars apart.
He said, you know, they've bought. They bought in the
buying spree and the panic by and now they're stuck
(10:20):
and they can't make the payments. And now they got
but these other people they're not on to overpay, you know,
So he said, man, he can't get along. The bank's
gonna only loan you so much and then you got
to do the rest. And I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, I was about to say, I don't understand enough
of like I understand it feels broken, but I don't
understand enough to tell you exactly what the kink is
or how to fix it. Just it's a bit a
bit frozen right now.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I bet if I called around anybody and said, hey,
I figured out the financial crisis, so go, okay, maam,
give me your number. We'll call when we need to irritable.
I wanted to make sure you knew that I had
this because I don't have to tell you. I think
you know. I have this irritable male syndrome. That is
i MS. That is a real thing. It's men forty
(11:09):
to sixty. So you're almost there. Oh yeah, you're looking
at it. You look forward to my irritable stage. It's
called the grumpy old man disease. It's because your testosterone
is quit making, so you get testosterone shots. You know,
that's what they give you. And then that's what you wanted,
(11:30):
A horny old guy chasing her around the room.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm not in the I'm about six months away from
being in that demographic, but I swear there's some sixty
year olds that probably have higher t than I do.
With all of the different I.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Traded it out on the radio. I did the low
tee thing, you know, and I went over there and
they gave me the needle. And it does make you
feel better. I will say that it did make me
feel better, made a little more energy and stuff that
was good. Uh, but I'm I'm sixty seven now and
(12:07):
I'm just what is the he'll go quietly now, I'm
just waiting, waiting for the.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know. I love I love the version of
you and your mid seventies still super high tea. That's
a pretty funny visual.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah. Well, I told her that there was a girl
at the station I was messing with, and she said, okay,
mister Vamma, So, uh so what if we do this? Uh?
What do we do now? And I said, I don't know,
nobody's ever said yeah before. I'm not sure. I'm kind
of hoping you'd know. And then I had another one.
These were all great funny girls. The other one I said,
it'll be over before you hate yourself. The best comebacks
(12:48):
goes yeah too late, spot just the thought of you
and me, Ah so that's fine, that's okay, you know.
And there was a I'll tell the story all ended
with this because this was actually pretty funny. There was
a girl there who was I think maybe the most beautiful,
sexiest person that worked for clear Channel, our company in
(13:10):
the company and her husband. Her wife, I guess was
even prettier. I mean, these were two beautiful women, and
uh but she and I would always miss with you.
She is the best in humor. And so they had
a when they passed the law. I remember they passed
that law where gays could get married, and there was
(13:33):
also a whole thing about the rebel flag, you know.
And I came in and she was sitting there and
I said, well, that's just great. First all you homos
can get married, and now you're going after my flag.
And she said, you guys had a bad week. I said, yeah, yeah,
we did. It was a bad one. You know. Look
(13:53):
that's a good sal It was so funny. She had
such a great city you I miss her. She still
sells billboards, I think for clear Channel. I think she
went when the merger happened, but at least it was
their name. She's so awesome. But that was great to
be able to tease like that and just go, look
how stupid the world is. You know, that wouldn't matter
(14:15):
to anybody, you know, So.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's a lot easier when you can just laugh at things.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, absolutely, God way, life is too short to get
upset over somebody's doing. You know, it's just like, move
on to your own deal. All right, pretty well does it? Now?
You're live tonight. Let's hit that again on everybody to
come and listen.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We are yeah over on YouTube eight o'clock tonight at
Sports Cave Live, coming out. Like I said, we'll be
recapping all of NFL Week five as well as a
little college football of course, and my favorite sport, a
little playoff baseball. So coming out with us tonight
Hey, everybody, Bama Brown with you on the Bama Brown Experience.
Ay iHeart podcast Network. Thank you for listening to as
a bunch of you all along with the big Cat Pooma.
You guys are live tonight with that Sports Cave podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We are. We will be back live recapping all of
the weekend football as well as the playoff baseball series
that are now really really heating up. Of course live
on YouTube tonight, YouTube dot com slash at Sports Cave Live.
But again I understand if you don't need the visual
(00:38):
and just want the audio anywhere you get your podcasts,
prefer you use that iHeart app. But just search for
the Sports Cave with the Biggest Puma you'll find us.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We'll start out with a bonehead. I know you love these.
Remember you can't get them on the radio. You can
only get them here. Tevin Heywood. Tevin, he shoplifted at
a target. They're in Marlboro, Massa, Shosetts. The cops caught
him in the middle of it, and when they did,
he had packages of cocaine in his pocket and he
(01:09):
started swallowing all the cocaine.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh brother no.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Which brought on a whole new set of problems because
you know the cops are like, quit doing that. You
know you're going to die. And he's still alive. But
he had to go to the hospital instead. So don't
don't be like Tieven. Yeah, here's the ten.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't like to be in the business of giving
advice to criminals.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, but if.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You're going to go into Target to shoplift, maybe don't
have anything illegal on your body, like shit.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
In the car. I mean, come on, man, you know
what are we doing here? We'll be aver tell you
the craziest story that we did on the air. I
swear in my thirty year forty years, I guess it
is now. Yeah, there was a some people had a
van in Saint Louis. I mean I told you this,
I don't know they had a van. They part at
(02:00):
the Target. They went into the Target, came out. Someone
had stolen their van. They were getting ready to go
on vacation. That's why they started stopped at Target. So
they was totally true, totally true story. So they went ahead,
rented a van or a car or something and went
ahead and went on their vacation from Saint Louis to Phoenix, Arizona.
(02:22):
They're sitting at a red light in Phoenix, Arizona. Swear
to God, they're stolen. Van pulls up beside him, no
way from Saint Louis to Phoenix, Arizona. They look over,
they go, that's just like our old van. Turns. One
of them read the license plate and said that's our
old van. And that van went to a target. So
(02:43):
they followed the van and they still had their keys,
and they called the police and they went ahead and
stole their car. But I mean, like they didn't steal it.
The police came when they were and then when these
people walked out, they had keys to this van and
the other one was stolen. It is that not the
odds of what are the odds? Are the breaking odds?
(03:05):
I just and those guys are stolen it in Saint
Louis Is the same people that's where they stole it from.
With Saint Louis, so they drive the Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah what I mean seriously, like that's one of those
deals where if you're the criminal, you almost have to
just be like, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm not meant to do this. You know this exactly,
I should do some mess. This is karma. But think
about get a map out and look at Saint Louis Is,
Google up Phoenix and go there's a lot of streets,
there's a lot of cars.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean, what are the odds? O, that's crazy. I
would love to see, you know, like Amazon Aws does
the all of the next gen stats and analytics for
the NFL now and it's like it's like that catch
that throw dacad in overtime to Tolbert the last week,
that was a seven point two percent chance of a completion,
(04:00):
the second lowest completed pass ever. And since we've been
tracking the data, I would love to know what the
AWS advanced stats were on the chances of running into
the people that stole your van in Saint Louis and
then seeing them in Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I just said that was so bizarre. There's been a
lot of the deal stories like that over the years,
but that one still sticks out in my head. Phoenix,
by the way, is considered the third friendliest city in America.
I got the list top ten of the friendliest cities
in America. Now, what's based on a lot of things, travel, tourism, price,
(04:36):
all that kind of stuff, but how nice people are?
The crime rate of people that you know, visit cities
or whatever. So there's a lot of stuff thrown into
this number. Let's see, let's start at ten Denver. I've
only been in the airport Denver, Minnesota. You've seen plenty
of riots on TV of Minnesota. I'm having a hard
time believing that's the ninth friendliest city in America.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, it feels like they get pretty riled up pretty quickly.
But maybe maybe outside of the riots, it's in credit.
It's nineteen fifties America.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Over the riots. Sorry, yeah, but uh so that may
have skew the whole thing anyway. Number eight was San Jose.
Once again, I know that's a more of a sophisticated area.
Boston I was number seven. Six was Honolulu.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Boston friendliest cities.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
In the top is number seven, and the top ten
Boston is Oh okay, I don't know. Once again, I
think they're excluding going in their different neighborhoods. You know,
you're yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And I'm sure a lot of the former black members
of the Boston Celtics during the sixties and seventies would
probably tell you it's an incredibly friendly city. It's incredibly friendly. Yeah, Honolulu, you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Said next, I'm six now they're paid to be nice,
so I think they should pull that one out, you
know what I was about to say.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And under the surf of that superficial nice, nay absolutely
despise you unless you were born and raised on that
rock in the middle of the ocean dreue.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hawaiian people do not like mister and missus white America
coming over there. And you know, I went one time,
we went on on business and went to Honolulu and
people were saying mahala to me, and I would come
back with uh. I came back with uh. What was
(06:29):
It wasn't mahala. It was kimona, which turns out to dragon.
So I and finally one guy like been there three days.
The guy was taking care of us, although I was
agreasing his pall man, I kept him in the money
and finally goes, oh, mister, mamma, you're so funny. You
know that's a dragon, right, went yeah, I knew that
(06:49):
all along. I've been saying it yeah instead of mahalland drive,
which is a road. I don't know why he keeps
saying mahaland to me, but it's mahalow.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm sure they loved you over there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, he loved the money, and that's what I'm saying.
Let's take it. I'm going to Mark and that's some
bitch awful. Look at here. I just scratched it off. Houston. Okay,
I'm having Houston throw the whole thing off. This may
be a different list of what I thought it said. Uh,
let me just read it and we'll get out of it.
Houston was five, Miami was four, Uh, Phoenix third, Raleigh,
(07:23):
North Carolina people were friendly. Number two.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I've been to Raleigh.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I love. The Number one was San Diego, So I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Know I'm the number the top two, making.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You one everywhere I've never been anywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I love Diego probably my I mean, that's a top
three city in America. For me, that that is a
really I buy into it. Being number one. Raleigh great
North Carolina hospitality. Hard to overlook the inclusion of Honolulu, Boston,
and hell, even Houston.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't know, Houston, I don't. Yeah, there's a yeah,
uh National Guard Major Tommy Voo and with a spelling
vu uh, he set a record. Now you're in pretty
good shape, steal. I'm pitifully awful, but in one hour,
Major Tommy, there did. Uh, let's see seventeen hundred and
(08:18):
twenty one pushups? What in an hour? He set the record.
It was fifteen hundred and thirty push ups in an hour.
Good push ups, military type push ups, you know, right,
and he did many, seventeen hundred and twenty one in
one hour.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean just doing the math on that. Yeah, that's
twenty eight and a half push ups a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's pretty good. That's good. God, that is. That is
mister that is mister major Voo. From now on, I'm
not even gonna say Tommy did. I won't mind.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He's Yeah, I feel I feel, I feel confident in
knowing that he is fighting on our behalf.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, he gets shot and he just laughed. Uh. Here's
a survey that said fifteen Now I have no idea
this even existed. Fifteen percent of gen Z people are
considering co buying a house together and have and that
many have done so. Fifteen percent of them have done
(09:17):
so in a non romantic way. We're not done about
husband wife or husband husband and my wife wife whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
In a financial way.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Financial two people buying a house together because they selling
it for profit later. That's you know, as an investment
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Is I mean, if you're gen Z, you're still pretty
close to the age of having college roommates. I mean, yeah,
you want to try to buy a house right now?
With the massive economic uh just now we have in
terms of wages, and then combine that with the housing market,
it makes sense why people would be looking to get
(09:57):
a co buyer.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
My friend Chris Waters, he's a real and he sells
a lot of houses in Antonio Austin, all the way
up Town Marillo and around. He told me, he said,
right now, I have a thousand buyers and I have
a thousand sellers, and they're about one hundred thousand dollars apart.
He said, you know, they've bought. They bought in the
buying spree and the panic by and now they're stuck
(10:20):
and they can't make the payments. And now they got
but these other people they're not on to overpay, you know,
So he said, man, he can't get along. The bank's
gonna only loan you so much and then you got
to do the rest. And I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, I was about to say, I don't understand enough
of like I understand it feels broken, but I don't
understand enough to tell you exactly what the kink is
or how to fix it. Just it's a bit a
bit frozen right now.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I bet if I called around anybody and said, hey,
I figured out the financial crisis, so go, okay, maam,
give me your number. We'll call when we need to irritable.
I wanted to make sure you knew that I had
this because I don't have to tell you. I think
you know. I have this irritable male syndrome. That is
i MS. That is a real thing. It's men forty
(11:09):
to sixty. So you're almost there. Oh yeah, you're looking
at it. You look forward to my irritable stage. It's
called the grumpy old man disease. It's because your testosterone
is quit making, so you get testosterone shots. You know,
that's what they give you. And then that's what you wanted,
(11:30):
A horny old guy chasing her around the room.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm not in the I'm about six months away from
being in that demographic, but I swear there's some sixty
year olds that probably have higher t than I do.
With all of the different I.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Traded it out on the radio. I did the low
tee thing, you know, and I went over there and
they gave me the needle. And it does make you
feel better. I will say that it did make me
feel better, made a little more energy and stuff that
was good. Uh, but I'm I'm sixty seven now and
(12:07):
I'm just what is the he'll go quietly now, I'm
just waiting, waiting for the.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I don't know. I love I love the version of
you and your mid seventies still super high tea. That's
a pretty funny visual.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah. Well, I told her that there was a girl
at the station I was messing with, and she said, okay,
mister Vamma, So, uh so what if we do this? Uh?
What do we do now? And I said, I don't know,
nobody's ever said yeah before. I'm not sure. I'm kind
of hoping you'd know. And then I had another one.
These were all great funny girls. The other one I said,
it'll be over before you hate yourself. The best comebacks
(12:48):
goes yeah too late, spot just the thought of you
and me, Ah so that's fine, that's okay, you know.
And there was a I'll tell the story all ended
with this because this was actually pretty funny. There was
a girl there who was I think maybe the most beautiful,
sexiest person that worked for clear Channel, our company in
(13:10):
the company and her husband. Her wife, I guess was
even prettier. I mean, these were two beautiful women, and
uh but she and I would always miss with you.
She is the best in humor. And so they had
a when they passed the law. I remember they passed
that law where gays could get married, and there was
(13:33):
also a whole thing about the rebel flag, you know.
And I came in and she was sitting there and
I said, well, that's just great. First all you homos
can get married, and now you're going after my flag.
And she said, you guys had a bad week. I said, yeah, yeah,
we did. It was a bad one. You know. Look
(13:53):
that's a good sal It was so funny. She had
such a great city you I miss her. She still
sells billboards, I think for clear Channel. I think she
went when the merger happened, but at least it was
their name. She's so awesome. But that was great to
be able to tease like that and just go, look
how stupid the world is. You know, that wouldn't matter
(14:15):
to anybody, you know, So.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's a lot easier when you can just laugh at things.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, absolutely, God way, life is too short to get
upset over somebody's doing. You know, it's just like, move
on to your own deal. All right, pretty well does it? Now?
You're live tonight. Let's hit that again on everybody to
come and listen.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We are yeah over on YouTube eight o'clock tonight at
Sports Cave Live, coming out. Like I said, we'll be
recapping all of NFL Week five as well as a
little college football of course, and my favorite sport, a
little playoff baseball. So coming out with us tonight
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