Ep. 10.01 "Back from Broadcation"

Amanda, Shandy, and Colleen are back from Broadcation and ready to start season 10. Shandy went camping at Yosemite, Colleen went to NYC, and Amanda went to the beach. Broads comically try to figure out when Amanda's 15,000-day birthday will be. They also talk about JOTTs and learn that Pope Leo did a first!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe by podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast with the Man
of Shanny and Colleen.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, and I'm Chandy.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Welcome to the show, everybody. This is season ten, episode one.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It is easy to get that math right.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, episode number four.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's the same front words and backwards one zero.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Yeah or yeah or one oh one like ten point
one either.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Way, yeah, either or either on one.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Here we are starting off this season in a nice symmetry.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Oh, it's also our four hundred and sixth episode, so
it's the it's our Montana episode your coach.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, we have good times crazy yeah, and
it's Montana Day up in Montana day.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Happy Brad Tanna day.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Speaking up. I guess I should announce that. So this
is TENA one. Next Tuesday we're recording teno two. But
next Wednesday we are recording with the real Weird Sisters,
which will be ten oh three and ten o four. Maybe.
I don't know. We'll see what we can do. That's
gonna depend on you guys and your feedback, so send
it to us. We all want a two parter that

(01:38):
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or the Real Weird Sisters at Temum dot com. Real
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Sisters that tamil good times.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Mhmm, yeah, right at this point, you know there, We've
been through like eight.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Of these and they're always a delight and a fun
new adventure every time.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Every time, you know, remind like you guys reminded me
that we hadn't done our real Weird thing and then
since then. So we recorded the last episode, which was
on what like June seventeenth, so three weeks ago, which
was also my bad for not posting it so soon.
But they had their last the kids at the last

(02:29):
day of school the following week, and one of the
last days of school that we were driving through, Alex
was like, I have to tell you a joke. He's like,
what did dellaware? And I was like, she wore new jersey. Yeah,
And then I was like, oh, I really got to
get on that real word sister crossover. Yeah, good time.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
What's Yeah, what's ever been up to For a couple
of weeks, I saw Manda.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's true. It was still light. It's still light to
have you in my city. And three D. I can't
remember the last time I saw you in person.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
It was a really I know, it was great. Yeah,
we met up, we walked around, we got lunch. Colin
got to see my office and the two people that
still work there.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
The zombie can Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah, the zombie Apocalypse version of the office, you know,
because that's nice.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Actually it is, it is.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
It's actually like, you know, I joke that nobody goes in,
but on days that people do come in, it is
quite nice.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, it was. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
No, it's a nice building. You have a wonderful view.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I do. I have a very nice view of the river.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
You can see all the cruise ships coming in and out.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
I believe if I had been working there at the
time that, like the miracle on the Hudson, you know,
and like Sully landed the plane, I would have been
able to see it from the window. WHOA, But alas
I didn't work there, Alas, alas what could have been
I don't even think they were not working at that point. Yeah,

(04:03):
it was fun, A real highlight of my uh broadcation.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Braudcation was it though? Was it really a vacation? I
guess it was a vacation.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I didn't realize it was three weeks since the last
time we recorded.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I think so, because it was a seventeenth and now.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, it didn't like, didn't even register that that much
time has a lapse.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, And so when I say that, like, the everything
is slow, the little internet orb thing here is blinking now.
So if I cut out, please keep going without me.
I will be back, I promise you both in uh. Yeah,
the vacation I spent, I spent a couple of days

(04:51):
in well, okay, actually no, let's start the week before.
So the week after recorded, do you want on vacation?
And how was that?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I did?

Speaker 8 (04:59):
I did.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Were in Hilton Head with Daniel's family.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
We go on like a beach vacation with them every
other summer, so this was an on summer and we
usually go to Hilton Head or like somewhere down south
just because that's more essentially located for everybody but us.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, which is fine, I don't mind. Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
You know, we'd get a house that we were like
right on the right on the beach, so it was
like easy to come back and forth. Eden decided she
loved herself the pool and really had no use for
the beach. We had to like hobble with her every
day to get her down to the beach and couldn't
get her in the ocean. She had like no desire
for the ocean. She just wanted to be in that

(05:43):
pool like all right all the time. But I mean,
she made like huge strides in learning how to swim,
because we've really been like dragging our feet on getting
her back in end of like swim class. So it
was really cool to watch her like progression like by
the end of not even by the end of the week.
By like the middle of the week, she was like

(06:04):
in her like swim vest and a pool noodle like
sweat by herself, and it was like to really comfortable, awesome.
You know, you take the pool noodle away and she
could like go a tiny bit like swimming on her own.
And so I'm I'm excited. We're we're going down to
Myrtle Beach with my family in two weeks, not even
like yeah, two weeks, week and a half, whatever, what

(06:26):
is time? Uh So, like I'm excited for her to
have another opportunity to have like an extended amount of
days with access to a pool.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's actually with the boys because we had swimming listens
on and off. But the way that they really flourished
in the water was we went to Marco Island a
couple of years ago, and yeah, they just kind of
picked it up like real quick in the pool itself too.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, It's like immersion is really a great way to learn.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, it for yeah, for if you have a confidence
in the whatever. Like I'm an I am a ocean
girl through and through. I would love to just stay
in the waves in the ocean all the time.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
But like it's definitely easier for kids to learn in
the pool.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, there's sort of less variables that they have to
compete with exactly. But yeah, it was like it was
really funny because I had lunch with a friend like
the day before we left, and you know, she was
talking about how she like has had her son in
swim lessons for like ever, and it's like you know what,
She's like, I think we're gonna stop She's like, I
pay all this money for like and they's been going

(07:35):
like every week for like two years.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Kids still can't swim. Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, you know I found out with like some of
those swim schools with Zach too, where like he had
the skills, but he didn't like have the confidence to
really just and it didn't really have the skills, but like,
you know, he knew how to not drowned.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
But yeah, it's different. It's like when they're only like
in a pool once a week like for part of
the year, whereas like instead of like really consistent for
every day for you know, five six days, like the
progress is more pronounced.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah it was. Yeah, I completely agree with you, And
I was thinking about that recently, like because we would
have been back from Marco Island this week and we
didn't go this year. But my parents have been sending
because my parents are the only people I know and
that still check time Hop.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Every day.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
And they've been spending time Hop. I do it okay, second, well,
I do through one second a day. They call it
rewind Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, my parents are big into to sharing all the
grandkid videos from time Hop every day and they've been
sending some of the ones from like the Pool this
week and like like yeah, they really did learn like
from that. So like, thanks, Florida, I guess I'm glad

(08:56):
you had a great bigation. I'm so happy I got
to see you.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I know. It really was the highlight of the past
couple of weeks. It was so great.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, same, same.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It was funny because I was in New York and
my parents were here with my case in North Carolina.
But okay, so we U. I went to see my
grandma one day, which was nice. I went to Long Island.
We saw We saw Hell's Kitchen, the Broadway musical, which
wasn't our first or second choice, but it ended up
being fun. Christopher Jackson of Hamilton Fame was in it.

(09:29):
We I introduced Jay to the stage door concept afterward.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Love I love it not a thing he was aware
of well.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Because it was only his third ever Broadway show.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
So I mean, is that all? Is that truly? Like
is that only a Broadway thing?

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Like if you go to like a regional theater production,
you're not going to the stage shore.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, it's totally is Broadway thing.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, So Hell's Kitchen is a musical.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's like a jukebox musical based on Alisha Key's life,
which Jay didn't even realize. He thought that she just
composed it. So like at one point in the first act,
this Girl's on Fire is one of the songs that
is at the end of it, and you Don't Know
My Name is another one that's in the first act,
and we're pantermission and he's like, it's cool that she

(10:17):
was able to like incorporate some of her songs into it.
And I was like, no, no.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
No, they're all her songs.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
They're all hers, Like that's it. He's like, Oh.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I was like, yeah, like everything on here, like maybe
she wrote one new one.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'd have to look it up. Yeah, I don't know,
qualified for like a Tony for something something best original
Song or whatever, like because people do that for movies
all the time that are adapted. It's like, maybe one
of these is new. I don't know which one it is,
but like, yeah, these are all from her albums over
the years, and he's like, oh, okay. But then like

(10:53):
as we're you know again, I knew it wasn't gonna
be like the World's Greatest show. It was a lot
of fun, though they thin with Empire state of mind.
So everybody's shouting, you.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Know, new York, New York, and you're in New York
and you're like, yeah, Bride.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
So it was like really cool and I was like,
like it was a.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Really great finish and but still like I didn't take him.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
To like, you know, lay mis or whatever. So I'm like,
how can I make this experience even better than Justice?
And I was like, hey, want to go to the
stage door. He's like what And I was like, the
stage door. You want to go meet Christopher Jackson in person?
And he's like, I can do that and I was like, oh, yes,
you can. He's like, man, I got a pee first
and I was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
No, no, you can't.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
You do not do it.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Later I was like, sorry, they have the time to
pee was intermission.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Just make like a homeless person and on the side
of Walgreens. He'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
And anyone doesn't know. I'm sorry, man, I know you
know this, but like it's in Schubert Theater, which I
saw Chicago was one of the very first musicals I
ever saw. Soa Chicago and Schubert when it is there,
but they have this little alleyway where it's like really
conducive to the stage door, which is where the cast
and musicians and crew will come out of. And you know,

(12:11):
over the years they set up things to sign autographs
and whatnot, and so I was like, we have to go,
like right now. So we made it there. We got
like front row seats to front row standing seats, and
we met a whole bunch of the cast members. It's
really really cool. But it was just awesome to be like,

(12:33):
hey ja, we got to do this like new thing
that you don't know about. So I felt cool about that.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
And to do it in Schubert Alley is really the best.
Like Subert is like such a special little part of.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's so conducive to that exactly.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
You know, it's the strip in between buildings where it's
just it's just a walkway, like it's not for cars,
it's just for people.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
And there's right because so many so many of those
like you're fighting with the crowds and this and that.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
So exactly, it's that the crowds are trying to come out.
It's like, yes, you're on the sidewalk, like there's cars
going down like most other stage doors, but that one,
it's like the Schubert Theater and then whatever the one
that butts up against it on the other side.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
It's like, yeah, the alley and.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It just it's the perfect it's a great way. And
the last time he was, he was in New York.
He saw Book Mormon. So he was like exactly, So
he was, He's so I left on Wednesdays? Is that
when I saw you? Wednesday?

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I went, I left on Wednesday. Yeah, he didn't have
anything to do.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Also, there's a there's a oh, there's a wicked poster
and it's like eight days a week, and he goes, oh, man, poopsies.
Eight days a week. They go, and I was like, yes,
so does everybody shows.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Eight yeah, eight shows a week?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Eight shows a week. Yeah, yeah, they do that. That's
a thing. It's like ever heard of.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Metnees yea to show?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah exactly, they got Tuesdays, Yeah, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Wednesdays
are when all the field trip kids go. Yes, because
that's when I went. Because on Long Island we saw Showboat,
show Boat or Smokey Joe's Cafe, one.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Of the two. What year would have those been?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I mean either was my grade? I think so, my parents,
my grandparents took me to see. Then it was Showboat
that my grandparents took me to stay. And it was
the day of the Oklahoma City bombing.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Oh was that?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Any six?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Then?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Was that any five? No? There' ninety four? Whatever? Either
one of the two. I'm pretty sure I saw Audre
when she was in one of those, because I remember
I have a very early If you're going to look
that up, that'd be great if you look at early
memory of which one was she in, because whichever it was,
that was the one I saw.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
But anyway, it opened on Broadway in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
We're talking about Smoky your show show bo okay, Elaine Stretch.
Rebecca Luker, Right, she's the one that passed away from cancer.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
No, that's Marreon Mazzie. They look very similar.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Rebecca Luker didn't die.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
No, she's still alive, I believe.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, she died.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
She died too.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
She died too in twenty twenty. Oh god, I saw
her in Sound of Music when she opened that.

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Oh I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, apparently she had als.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh my gosh, he's so sad, super sad.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter who I saw what
Jay saw. He saw Book Mormon last time, so when
he was walking around on that Wednesday night, he was like,
I figured, you know, let me just go to the
stage door and see He's like, oh, it was a
madhouse and I was like, yeah, you gotta get there.
And then he had asked me that night while we
were waiting, He's like, you think we can do this
when we see the Junior in Hamilton October and I

(16:02):
was like, no, we're in the We're in the top
Mizzanine balcony, top top level. I was like, thereat, no way,
We're getting down here in time. We can try.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yeah, well, and that's a theater that like yeah, you're
pouring out right into the street, like there's nowhere to stand,
Like yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I was like I was like I'm not gonna break
your tears here or whatever, but like yeah, I was
like I don't know, we could try, but we are
we are going to be the last ones to leave,
just by proxy.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
We are at the back of the plane.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
So anyway, whatever, it was really really fun. Shandy, tell
us about what you did.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
The first weekend. I don't think I really did anything.
But last weekend we went to Yes let me for
the fourth of July weekend. And it was funny because.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
So beautiful.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
My calendar that I make us every year, it's kind
of like your calendar Colleen, that like with you know,
like photos and and so I always put like for
each month, it's like what we were doing that month
last year.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
And so it's funny because the July one is all
about our trip to Great.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Great Smoky Mountains, which was over the fourth of July
weekend last year, our first time there, and it's just
like a fucking magical place and it's.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
And it's great.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
But all that being said, like our camping trip this weekend,
like there are a couple of times where I was.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Like, dude, do you feel that there's zero humidity? Like, hey,
are you getting this outside? But it's not humid and
there's no bugs, like there's no mosquitoes, and it was
just like, oh man, the list it's nice and it's
good to stop and appreciate. So yeah, so that was nice,

(17:55):
but no, it was good.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Like we did a couple of hikes in like parts
of the park we've never been to before, because I
mean it's it's like big and we've been a few
times what we were trying to remember, and it's we've
only been like two and a half times basically before,
so this is I guess our three and a half
times now. So we did hikes in like two places
we hadn't been before, and then we redid one of
the first hikes that we ever did.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
On the last day there that just has amazing.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
It's like it's like a sentinal dome.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
It's like one point two miles up, so it's really short,
but it's yeah, it's like the most bang for your
buck for a really short hike. Yeah, it was really great.
My plant refashion itis has been just like a nightmare.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Reason.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Yeah, so I'm starting physical therapy again on Friday for that,
so hopefully that will do something. And Aman, I was
gonna text you last night, but it was super great
on the East Coast.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
I finally did a yoga video because I was like.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Oh, down to our dog is like the best stretch
for your calves for plant Russia. Itess that exists, Like
I really should be doing yoga every day. So I
finally did a video, but then I didn't want to
text you because it was like, you know.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
Eleven o'clock on the East Coast.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
And it might have been okay, but I was still awake.
I was, I was in.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
We just finished season one of and Ors.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's so good. It's good.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's a good season finale.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
They like land the Plane, they set the story Empire.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's great doing the Man by the Empire.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
It's really good.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
It was really like you are absolutely right. I mean, yeah,
we'll talk about it later anyway.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, plan Greg, remind us next week we'll be lying
for the patrons on Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Right. But yes, Also, plantofasciaitis. Do you have one of
those like rolly sticks with all the leads on it.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
I find that's really good at least, like my plant
fasciadis was always caused because my calf.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Muscle is too short. So it's like to stretching.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Yeah, so stretching out my Catholics always it's.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Like it's that's what I'm told is it's like mostly
about the calf.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
And I had a massage also, and I need to
go back a little bit more because we found a
really awesome massage therapist here and I did just a
half an hour on the calves because he was the
one who was like, yeah, a plant fresh had is
It's like it's mostly about the calf.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
Yeah, and he got in there.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh yeah yeah, get yourself a stade.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
It sucks, but it really.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Helps, Yeah definitely. But yeah, So I had like a
sort of limit.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
We we had, like.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
We had entered the lottery to get into to hike
half Dome, which we've tried. We've tried many times before.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
I never got it, and we were like, oh, we're.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Going to assemity. We have to like, you know, you
put your name in the lottery. We didn't get the
preseason lottery at all. So then it's like, okay, you
can try every every day, like two days before you
would hike it, you can see.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
So we like did that, didn't get it, And then
when we were there, I was like.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I don't think I would have been able.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
It's a sixteen mile hike like with plant refresh.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, it was taking you a very long time. That's
it breaks.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
So yeah, we did some like five mile hikes and
that was kind of like my limit right now. But
it was Yeah, it was beautiful. It was great.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
That is awesome. Yeah, where's we're I think I told
you guys that we Jay was like, where's our next adventure?
And I was like, well, before they sell off all
the American land, we need to do all the things
that well, national park passport that they give kids at
the thing. You know, I'm talking about Shandy the passport. Yeah, yeah,

(21:44):
we have one that one of my geocashing friends had
given the kids, and I was like, we have we
as grown ups.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Also, what reminded me of what great Alex is in
or going.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
He's going in the second and Zachary's going into middle school.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Okay, because don't you like.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
You your family gets the free past the year that
your kid's in fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, I know.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
That that's on that one.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Well, I mean in a couple of years you can
do I mean it's back.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah. Well, if God forbid in two years.

Speaker 7 (22:21):
Oh my god, hopefully we'll still have national parks in
two years, and hopefully the.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Year long past will still be eighty dollars, because that's
the whole thing. It's like, yeah, it's a really a deal.
It's supposed to be affordable because they.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Belong to us, but exactly, well, yes they are.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
This land is our land, yep, this land is your land.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Collectively, it's literally what the fucking song is about. For
this land was made for you and me. Although I
do believe we don't need to talk about the big
beautiful bill right now but like or at all because
fuck that. But I do believe that Mike Lee's provision

(23:01):
was eventually taken out of because he tried to slip
it in a second time after she said and he
it got removed a second time. So because there were
some people that were like God bless them, like doing
the Lord's work just on Twitter and raising like doing
ad dollars and just non stop raising awareness. And one
of them got up there and was like, hey, so

(23:21):
we just got called into attention that Mike Lee hired
this firm to do op research.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
On us, and like we just want to know that
whatever you say.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I know.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
I was like, wow, that is baldy because I would
have shit myself and been like okay, I'm done, but
like like I just want like they did op research
on us, and like whatever you hear, it's strictly because
don't forget that he still wants to sell the.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Sorry if we got a speeding ticket once upon a time,
but he still wants to sell our.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Less yeah, Like I was like that some people in
Congress still have a pulse.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
No, this was like some random person.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
There were two random people and they were taking the
charge on leading the.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Milk okay, So just random had this thing in his
this provision in the big beautiful bullshit.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
There were two random people on Twitter. I don't know
who they are.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Influencers. They're not unless they're like regular Maybe they're hiker influencers.
I don't know. They weren't blue check marks though, so like,
but they were the two that were out there just
raising awareness not stop. They got a following. They like
they were the reason why people I think really like
made it go viral. So maybe they are like hiking influencers.

(24:51):
I don't know. But again, like they were non stop
beating the drum and then they kept like just eventually
like they at first, I think they were like screencapping
his because the thing is, if you're the thing in
Elon's Twitter is if it's a blue check mark who
is trying to be like rage porny to go viral,

(25:12):
you screencap it because otherwise they if you retweet it,
they get paid for the interaction. Right, like, anytime anybody
says your tweet, they can monetize it too. And at
one point they just stopped fucking screenshotting it and they
were just straight on like, this motherfucker right below us
is trying to op research us out of telling us

(25:36):
telling the public about his big, beautiful bill. And then
at one point he was like fighting with them, and
they were still like, you're still trying to sell the land,
whatever you're doing, Like, you can distract all you want,
but doesn't change the fact that this is our land
and you're trying to steal it. Anyway. So let's say,
say like the young sung heroes of the Internet.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Seriously, I had no idea any of that happened.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Mm hmm wow.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
But anyway, my goal is to be able to buy
a private jet so I can get a full tax
right off next year.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Solid strategy, solid plan.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
My goal is to make thirty million dollars next year.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
So sign up for the America Party to go?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Is it the America First Party of the America Party?
What is it called officially the America Party? Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Well, you know, when they defund public media, I won't
have a job anymore, so you know, I can go work.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Maybe you can get a job for the America Party.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I can go work for the America Party.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
You haven't, you'd have at least two years of employment
before it all imploded.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
And you go exact so exactly thirty million dollars and get.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Out exactly invested. Wisely leave eat an inheritance tax. She
won't get tax done anymore.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
What I don't understand is that like him saying, Musk
saying that, like, oh, we need a third party that
actually cares about American people.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm like, we have that.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's called the Democrat Party.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
But okay, whatever, But here's the thing, Like, if if
he's gonna if he's gonna like split the right, then
I'm all for it.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, go for it. And that's what it would I mean,
it would split some, it would take away some twenty
twenty Democratic Coalition voters, but most of those left anyway
in twenty fives, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I feel okay about it.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
The one thing that.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
I do can't stand.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I do can't stand whatever you guys think that make
that grammatically better? But like is that people who say
now in twenty twenty four, twenty twenty five, whatever, everything
is the same.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
We're halfway through twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
So oh fuck, oh that's right. Uh Chris colch On.
On July third, Chris colch sent me a text saying
we are now officially one day to twenty fifty than
two thousand. It was like and I literally just responded,
because I saw Kolky the morning that I saw Amanda.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, I got everybody's office tours that day.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
His was probably way cooler than mine.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
No, actually, in fact, I know it was because you
said it was in something like.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Cool historical building.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I'm like, good, it wasn't a cool historical building. But
they were both equally cool for different reasons because they
were super different aesthetics. But he did have a garden
on his roof.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Okay, yeah, okay, So he texted, what was Wednesday? Wednesday
was a second. He goes, Okay, I forgot to tell
you we're now closer to twenty fifty than two thousand,
and I just responded, go fuck yourself with that. He
also told me, and then I verified this after that

(28:56):
he didn't. He was like kind of mad without turning
forty one. But he found out that two weeks after
we all turned forty one. You turn fifteen thousand days old,
so he had a fifteen thousand day old birthday party
instead of forty, which is cool. You know, we missed ours,
but we are not going to miss amandas. And that's

(29:16):
where I am going with this.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
That was mine.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Did you do the LS.

Speaker 10 (29:20):
One of it?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Well? I believe by that standard it would be July
twenty sixth.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Maybe, Okay, Oh, I think is that why we're gonna
be on break at that point?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
It is?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
But that's okay because it's about the celebration.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
We're driving back from Myrtle Beach that day too, What
a terrible way to spend my.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh okay week, apologies at okay, At fifteen thousand days old,
you are forty one years, one month and five days old.
So we've got plenty of time. Oh plenty about August? Yeah, okay,
so wait, hold on, start date July twelve, nineteen will may.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Be like August thirteenth or fourteenth.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's like a month and a day.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
That sounds of it, right, Oh, yes, that's right, because no, sorry,
this is throwing me off, this stupid counter thing. Okay,
July twelve, nineteen eighty four. There you go. Okay, calculate duration.
Let's go with August.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
We should be Wait, so are we saying fifteen thousand fifteen.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Or fifteen thousand birthday day? Birthday fifteen thousand days old?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
The interwebs is telling me that it's October twenty third,
twenty twenty five. If you're born on July twelfth, nineteen
eighty four.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
No, might be.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Wrong with this.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
No, because I just know.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
I don't think I don't think so because I have.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I have August six for Amanda, according to Klar labs
dot com.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
But Younger Labs dot com. No, they've verified the whole
website of calendars.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't know met. I need to mess again according
to the AI. Okay, fine, you know what I'm gonna
ask you.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
We are killing, we are killing.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I am No. That wasn't chat ebt. I meant to
kill a tree just to find out what days you're fifteen.

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Please don't.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
I'd rather have the tree.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Okay, I will not, but I do believe it is.
I'm gonna just type this into regular Google. Okay, one
more time. If you are born July twelve, nineteen eighty four,
when do you turn fifteen thousand days old? August sixth

(32:05):
of August.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Six Yeah, no, I'm getting that now too, Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
All right, August sixth, everybody?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Is that a Tuesday? It's a Wednesday, but it's not
a survivor day. Mark your fucking calendars, everybody. August six
It took us way too goddamn long to get to
this date in this recording. That now we have to
celebrate it. Okay, August six Amanda's champagne birthday. Oh boy, Okay,

(32:49):
we made it, everybody, Okay, we did anything else before
we move on?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think we should probably move on.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
It was probably, but.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
All right, I'm putting it on my calendar as well.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
So I had originally found two things the week before
or the week around where we were taking off, and
I saved them and the first one had a lot
of promise, but.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
It did not end up panning out. But that said,
I just want to real quick.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
There was a thing, uh it was mid June that
went around and it.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Was somebody had figured out a weird translation from it
was Hindi into English, and I thought, oh my god,
let me see if I can find there's a reddit
out there somewhere where people are compiling other things like this.
Unfortunately none of them were this funny, so I pivoted.

(33:51):
But this is what we were originally going to do
because I really wanted to make this en episode title.
So in English the term the phrase is full terms
and conditions M and in HINDI do you know what
that translates to? No, please tell me poop and shart
and fartin. I swear to God, I am going to

(34:17):
share my screen so you can see what I am
talking about. It literally says poop in, shart and fartan.
I verified this myself the day that I saw this.
That was so funny Alas nothing else was as funny

(34:38):
that I could find on the internet. It is pretty funny.
So instead, uh, this is something that I think we've
mentioned before, but we've never actually talked about, and that
is like just you know, the jaw is just one

(34:59):
of those things. So it's essentially a real life example
that happened to my mother is she lost her wedding
ring in a rest stop when she was driving down
when Alex was when Zachary was being born. She remembers
taking it off to wash her hands at the sink.

(35:19):
There was a woman who was asking for money in
the bathroom. She gave she turned around, she gave her money.
She doesn't remember putting the ring back on, thinks she
left it there or whatever. She did not have the
ring when Zachary was born, you know, ten hours, six
hours later or whatever. She was assumed she lost it.

(35:40):
She kept dragging her feet on getting a replacement ring.
She wore this ring that her great grandmother or I'm sorry,
my great grandmother, her grandmother had gotten her that my
aunt actually wears. She got them from their grandparents before
their grandfather died, had gotten the daughters, the granddaughters that

(36:02):
were still that were born and alive at the time,
all these rings from a trip to Italy. So my
mom was always wearing hers on her wedding.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Fan blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
She also got the uh uh you know, the uh
the like cushion thing like you get the engagement ring,
but you get the like things that are surround it,
so it like makes one giant ring. She also like
would do that too.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
So anyway, when Jay and I were packing up the
townhouse to move, I moved.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
A bag of things from Zachary's first birthday. We moved
when he when he was two and a half almost three.
This is from his first birthday and my mom's wedding
ring was in that bag even though it was from
it was from his first birthday party.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
So super wild, But that's what's considered just one of
those things where you'll lose something and then suddenly it
shows up. Jay had gotten me this ring when we
first started dating. It was this blue little ring we had.
I lost it, couldn't find it. We had this whole
thing like in the community, like where's my ring? I
was devastated. Six months later I found it in my

(37:12):
lamp next to my bedside. So yeah, just one of
those things where like just seemingly disappears. You know, you
looked three years ago, Comic Con, two years ago, three
years ago, whatever it was I went. We went was
the day that we went to UH check in. We
had missed the period because I had accidentally signed up

(37:34):
for like priority bag instead of checking our bags. So
the boys they all went ahead of me. I stayed
with all the check luggage. I lost my I lost
my driver's license that day, tore apart everything lost, like
had it was a point where yes, where uh uh
our brother in law, Tyler went to the house and like,

(37:58):
uh got my past and then like they mailed it
to us so I could have or something like that.
Like my parents also had they had a copy of
my passport from when we had gone out of town
to England in twenty seventeen. My parents had a password,
a copy of my passporting color, like they mailed that whatever,
and then the day before we left or whatever, my

(38:22):
ID just showed up at the top of my purse.
So those are all yeah, And it was fucking wild,
and I swear to god, we took everything out of there.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
There is no way that that license was in.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
My before all this. There was no way. It was
just not there. I know it wasn't there. Everything was
dumped on the floor multiple days. Anyway, So found a
whole bunch of threads of people who are talking about
these types of objects, and I also like these types
of experiences. I will kind of keep it quick for
right now since we're running along, but also if anybody

(38:56):
out there has anything like this that's happened in the
broadcasters three at GiMA dot com. Okay, the first one
is and God, I am zooming in and this feels
like I am over fifteen thousand days old. This recently

(39:17):
happened to me where I lost my only pair of jeans.
I took the whole closet apart, whole closet and room apart.
There was nothing. I even asked the roommates who lives
the roommate who lives with us. He's a six foot
three guy, so he wouldn't just take my pants as
a woman telling the story, at least by the screen. Also,
I looked for three or four days, and the pants

(39:38):
were nowhere to be found. Let me just say, I
only have one pair of jeans, and I only have
a few shirts because of recent wardrobe decluttering.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
I know my jeans.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I know I had my jeans in the closet hanging up.
It was weird. I had my boyfriend search for me.
He also couldn't find them. Had to go to rend
the porn interview, and I had no jeans. I just
ended up wearing leggings and left for the interview. When
I came back, it went downstairs into my bedroom. The
pants were hanging up in plain sight, right next to
my bright blue polo shirt. It was weird. Because it

(40:08):
just disappeared and showed up again. Done my research on
the object disappearance phenomenon, and they could say that I
was minded. My pants really did disappear and reappear back
into my closet. I've had so many people help me look,
and there were no other women living in the house
who could have borrowed them and then put them back.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
It was just so odd.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
So these are all stories like that other person says,
I know this happened. I've lost my hospital badge. I
tore my purse apart, taking everything out twice. My husband also.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Tore it apart nothing. I used my badge a million
times a day to clock in and out and to
sign into computers, etc.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
So it was a huge deal. I gave up and
I had a copy made. A week later, I opened
my purse at the grocery store to pay, and it's
laying on top of everything. I was so surprised that
checker asked me what was wrong. I knew it was
the old one because it had my favorite clip on it,
like a clip.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It was like a clip.

Speaker 11 (41:09):
She had added.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
The new badge had a butterfly clip. This has happened
with other odd items around the house, but we write
it off to and in attention Sinility whatever with my badge.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
I know, we both look for it and there's no
way it was on lying on top of everything the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
It is quite baffling for sure. Have any of you
guys ever had something like this happened.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, It's like stuff goes missing all the time.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
You know.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
It's like I've got a little kid, and it's just
always like it'll turn up, you know, and it usually does.
You know, Like I lost a pair of earrings that
were gone for like six months and finally I found
the other one.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
It was like in a travel bag, but like it
was in a bag.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
Where like it made sense for it to have been,
you know, like it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
It's just like, oh, that's where it was.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, you know. Sometimes you're like, yeah, but how did
it get here?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:05):
There is a book, one of one of my favorites
of like Eden's books, has been missing for a very
long time and I have like pulled out just about
every book on her bookshelf and I cannot find this book,
and I'm like, it'll turn up.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
So it might be one of those stories. I'll let
you know if it ever, if it ever materializnse on.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Top of her bed or something. Right, I was here
the whole.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Time, right, which is possible. She does sleep with books
in her bed. That is a regular occurring thing.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
But still, yeah, it's all it's yeah, it's just weird.
Let's see if there's any other A lot of these
are you know, they're real. There are things that happened people,
but I'm like, they're not as cool as missing a wedding.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Room in Virginia and then having it North Carolina.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
Yeah, years later, Oh my goodness, don't don't take a
ring off and the rest stop.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I don't know if she I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Know if she took it off. I don't know if
she took it off or if it kind of fell off,
because that was because my mom has very thin fingers,
so like I could also be misremembering some of these
parts of the story. But she knows that she had
it when she left because she was because don't forget.
The night my that Zachary was born was the one

(43:23):
year anniversary of my grandpa passing, and my mom was
with my grandma like that whole day. So when my
water broke, she was still at my grandma's house. She
didn't have time to go home, get changed, take her
jewelry off, and then have me like call her where
she forgot to put it on.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Like she was out and about and my dad came
and picked her up.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Oh my god, having pandemic world where people can be there.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
What was that? Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
She just got in the car and started driving. She
could be.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well with Alex. I didn't even tell them to come.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I was like, we'll let you know, and they were like, oh,
she doesn't sound good, We're just gonna come anyway.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
She must have like put it in her pocket and
forgot that she put it in her pocket.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
You know, how did it one of those things like
first birthday stuff? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Then it somehow got it somehow was in your house
and it's that that part is a mystery.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
But it got to your house mystery?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, but it did it did? It's so weird.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Did you have think it was in her pocket and
maybe it fell out at your house and then it
got Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I don't know, because this is literally just a bag
of a bag or a box of stuff that we
had stored underneath something that was just stuff from his
so it's so weird again, Like even like with that,
there's no explanation for my fucking driver's license. I'm still
like I made such a big deal and made people

(44:55):
go into my house and my parents overnight this other
thing and like all this and like just for it
to show up like four days later, like that was nuts.
I know I did not have that license. I swear
on my life I did not have that license. So
I don't know how it ended up just on top
of the bag. Anyway, let's see.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
I feel like I feel like all of these are like,
you know, stories.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
But they're like whatever, Oh gosh, this one's scary. I've
had this happen to me, except the obvicts never return.
It happened twice within the past six months. First it
was a kitchen knife. It got me a beautiful knife
that is a gift. I'm very careful with them and
never put them a dishwasher. If I use them, I
immediately dry and then replace them back in the kitchen block.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Maybe if it didn't show back up, also, I could
have just gotten thrown out. We've had things thrown out.
Our pizza cutter are definitely got thrown out with a
pizza box one day. No, and so did something else. Oh,
another knife we had, like a meat knife got We

(46:09):
were pretty sure it got thrown out. But anyway, that happens. Whatever.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Okay, let's take a break because I'm gonna end on
a high note.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Because all these other ones are just okay, and I'd rather, yeah,
rather leave it open to all of you listening out there,
if you ever had something or if you know what
the equivalent of a poop and shart and fartin let's know, uh,
broadcasters three the broadcasters through gym and a comic have

(46:37):
to call thirty one. Or let's take aquick break.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
We come back.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I don't even know if we have feedback looked. I
should probably look at it.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I opened it, but I didn't actually read it.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
I am out of a little bit of facy back. Okay,
when we come back, we're gonna do the little bit
of facy back and.

Speaker 11 (46:56):
Call it a day.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Here we go, all right, we're back, and hello a
second time. Bloopers. They'll be bloopers, fifteen minutes of them,
but not really, it'll be cut down to about thirty seconds.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Anyway, here we are, Hello, while we were gone.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I actually, uh did a little bit of another search,
and I discovered that Shandy, you would have turned fifteen
thousand days old on March twentieth.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
And I would have turned fifteen thousand days old on
March fourth.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Huh, why that's so interesting to me? But what is
on March twentieth? That's all.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, let's say that's my spring.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
That's the first day of spring. That's the equinox. That
means something right nor anything else?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Cool? So like Elon Musk's birthday or something. Oh it
look good. Oh no, it's June twenty eighth. Oh fuck
that guy. He just had a birthday.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Yeah, I hope it was terrible.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Hope we got you nothing he wanted.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh oh, seeing your birthday's belated. Happy birthday to Dan,
who celebrated on June thirtieth birthday. Jerry's birthday was I
believe it was July sixth? Was it yesterday?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Happy birthday obviously, Amanda, you're you and Daniel are upcoming.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I'm gonna I'm we're actually gonna have a birthday party.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Oh my oh god, no birthday.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Party, because you know, it's like we got another seven
years before our birthday falls on a Saturday. Yeah, yeah,
you know you read all those things and birthdays people
don't have parties.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Anymore, so we're like, fuck it, we're gonna have a party.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Nice.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
I love that we've got all these like yard games
left over from the wedding, So it's like we're gonna
go up to Prospect Park and we're gonna have all
these yard games and it's like, be fine for all ages.
We'll just play games and eat snacks and enjoy other
people's company.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's amazing. I love that. I hope you have a
wonderfully lovely time.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I hope so.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I hope so also the following week, which we will
be here for. But just in case I forget to mention,
Elena is July sixteenth, and I believe Row is July nineteenth.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh look at that.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, we got big July birthday energy roll.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Okay, not only did I see more baby quails in
my front yard, and I was able to finally get
a very decent video to.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Get videos I says you did not get oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
And I did also post on Instagram, so hopefully Row
has tena. But we also saw baby quails in you
have sementy Like it was when we were wiking wiking.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
We were hiking up the.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Trail to Sentinel Dome and there were like these two
girls that were just like kind of the same pace
as us, which is like like very close right behind me,
younger and like from.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
When I were like, oh, like like you know, blah blah.
And then one of them was like, oh what is that?
And I was, you know, being in my forties, I
could turn around and informer it was a baby quail.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Now, young lady, let me tell you what those birds are.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
Yeah, it felt you know good, but it was like,
oh my god. We just saw baby quails twice in
a week.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
And also we have like I've seen there have been
a lot of the baby baby turkeys in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
And just earlier today there's this like I need to
look it up, but there's this like particular kind of
seagull that like is only like specific to this one
place in Seaside, like right near where I live.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
And I just happened to be like on that street
earlier today and I saw a bunch of the a
bunch of the I.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Mean, they're not babies at this point, but like the
fledglings like young uns because they're like different color and
I was like, Oh, it's just the season to learn
how to fly.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I hope they all.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Anyway, that's my that's this episode's bird update.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Speaking of bird updates, we saw baby swans in the work.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Oh good, did you murder them? Because you're terrifying and
I hate swans, but they're so beautiful.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
But then they left their little wings and they like
they look like because all their feathers sent grown in,
so they kind of like, you know, you know, like
a rotisserie chicken.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
You know, you're like, oh, that's You're terrifying.

Speaker 10 (51:47):
And I saw this other bird, this like blackbird with
like red on its wings, and I'm still not sure
it is, but like it was so exciting, and like
I get bro, I get it.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
I get people are into birdwatching. I'm like, this is
so exciting. I think I need to set up.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
For a bird watching totally. This is how it happened
without they were speaking of cool pirds. Actually, on the hike,
one of the first hike that we did, there were
these swallows that were like their backs looked green and
their stomachs looked white and they were just like so beautiful. Yeah,

(52:24):
I've been meaning to look them up and what they are?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I get it?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Wait again? Described again?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Their backs were green, and their stomachs were white, and
their birds and they were swallows swallows?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Sorry going on nuts near this beautiful waterfall?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Violet green swallow? Is this what you saw? So we
get a lot of birds too, and uh, obviously, but not.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
The most biodiverse state of these United States North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
North Carolina biodiverse especially for trees and birds.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, m hm, no, that's true and insects. Yes, my
dad is like a obsessed when he comes here, like
looking at all the different trees. Is that the Is
that the bird you saw? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Oh it's so pretty.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
It is so pretty?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I mean, and does it?

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Does that one live in like California? Because I would
say probably.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yeah. They were very beautiful and crazy habitat just as
open woodlands, including deciduous, evergreen and mixed species woodlands. That's California.
That's northern California. It doesn't say desert, right Violet green swallow?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Okay, I'm gonna just google. Do violet green swallows mate
for life? That's the first thing.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
That maps there. Look there's a map. There's a map there.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
You're good.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
They're good.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Oh boom, look at that. They live all up and
down the west. Well, there we go. I think it
was probably that they were beautiful.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Look at how look at how they fly from Central
America up through Alaska.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Nobody tells Steven Miller he's going to try to have
these fucking birds.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
They're coming here and they're taking your jobs.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
They're taking the jobs of the pigeons. Who else else.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
It's going to eat that pizza on the floor. Someone's
gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
The squirrels sign up to be a little bird ice.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I have.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
I've been taking your bird seed for for too long.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
See now you're on board with Jay and the baby gun.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Oh my boy, this is a great tangent.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
It's like, you know, I love tangents. I have one
more tangent, and only because Shandy said, and then I
look that we do not have really any feedback. Is
uh so as we know, Pope Leo has been doing
the ship mh. They came out, the church came out,
they wrote a letter that.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
They're not there yet.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
It was it was pride fun. So they came out
for immigrants. I mean that's a start. Yes, I'll take it,
take it, but I don't know if I shared it
with you, And I feel like I also last time
we recorded, said I don't know if they show this
with you. But they wrote a letter that was more
strongly worded than Susan Collins is any of her letters.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
I believe it had a little bit of action behind it.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Also, they didn't no, but they it was like, while
we absolutely love the pro life stuff in the bill,
you know, yay no abortions, we think this bill is
cruel and it's anti Jesus inherently, like you included no abortions,
but we also think that this is not what Jesus wanted. No,

(56:19):
seriously like that. It was like legit Like they were like,
this bill is horrible. It is not anything that the
church stands for, and we urge you not to pass it.
And it came out the church.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Which is again welcome to the rebellion.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Okay. Wild Also, uh, the big Beautiful Bill, according to
the IRS, now makes it legal for tax exem status
churches to from the pulpit they can now endorse political candidates.
Oh well, I got that as an email. Uh. Ken

(57:03):
church's endorse candidates. That is the first Yes it yes,
yes it is. This is twelve hours ago. I did
not make this up. This was not a fever dream.
According to NPR and Reuters and CNBC and The New
York Times and even Fox Business, the IRS says churches
can now endorse political candidates. So that's gonna be like
super fucking fun. When Pope Leo is like, I give

(57:26):
you my blessing, because I really want to believe that
Pope Leo was also a kask primary voter. No, but seriously,
that is wild, Like why don't you get the Bay

(57:46):
taxes if you're like I don't care, like even with
the Catholic Church, like because somebody I was talking to
one of our listeners on Instagram because I had posted
that thing where I was really stressed out last week,
and I was like I want to have a beer
and cry, and then Amanda was like, go work out.
So I worked out, and then when I was all
hyped up, go.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Have your beer on your walk.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
But I have very judging neighbors and I was home alone,
so I did both like back back, which yeah, I
know a man, they probably were more right because I
would have sweated it out as I was walking because
it was also four hundred and five fucking degrees outside.
Com It's funny, I've actually I've lost four pounds but

(58:36):
no inches because it shuts water weight because you sweat
every single day going from your car to the store
or whatever. Like it's so fucking right now, I'm not
even kidding. But yeah, anyway, so whatever, Like, I was
talking to one of our listeners and she was like,
because I had posted the thing about you know, hey

(58:59):
Maggan Catholics, like the church says this sucks, and I
only got one confirmed MAGA voter that I know they're
very Maga, who actually gave me a heart hmm. And
I was very surprised, I know, And I was like, yeah,
I know, she's you know she's she's the mom of

(59:21):
one of our friends. And I was very surprised. And
I was like, oh, I kind of want to see
if there's something to this, but I also don't want
to go down that rabbital in cases like a one off,
but also the one off would make me feel hopeful too.
But whatever, So the churches out here and they are

(59:43):
doing shit, and it was it was confirmed yesterday. I
believe that the Pope Leo instructed to continue in francis Is,
blessed the same sex couples right Like, he was like, yeah,
there were all God's children, you know, bless them. You know,

(01:00:05):
if you're gonna say you're gonna love the sinner, then
love the fucking sinner. Bless them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
So today or whatever day it was, Leo did a
another new thing, a first for the Catholic church. M hm.
He blessed a Pokemon card. Oh. I don't even fucking know. Actually, uh,

(01:00:32):
probably a Sharmander or something. Uh, everybody Pikachus to ubiquitous,
to ubiquitous.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I don't actually know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
He both. It was a holographic Pokemon card. Let's see
what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
So the kid brought a card. Uh, he blessed it
and autographed the second one. Uh. The family said that
the pontiff left and they said the meeting with him
was pretty chill. Apparently he's a gamer.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
The Pope oh definitely did not see that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I definitely also did not see that coming. So that's
fucking crazy, uh, I said the main article. He plays
video games. So let's get know here we are. I
wonder well other than wordlin word with friends. He plays

(01:01:32):
Let's see, I don't know this this Okay, this one
is very vague, but they say that apparently he's a gamer. Anyway, whatever,
it doesn't say what card it is, but let me
scroll down some more because I literally found this while
on my I. One of the best things that Apple.
Apple has done two very amazing things with the phones
to the screens. The first is when a company will

(01:01:56):
send you, like the the verification text and they're like, fromages,
do you want to do this? And you're like, yes,
that's amazing. And the other thing is you can scroll
on your phone and hit copy and it'll paste in
the browser on your I know, it's fucking awesome. I
Am sure it violates a lot of security, but it
is so great anyway, whatever, Okay, so, uh he blessed

(01:02:19):
the Pokemon card. I will continue to research which it is.
But now there's a big debate on Reddit if that
card is uh, what's the word a holy relic?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
So do we have Saint Pikachu? Is Saint Pikachu amongst us?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Hope?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Doesn't for it to be a relic? Doesn't it have
to be from the body of an existing Saint.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Again, Saint Pikachu man. I don't know, actually, and you're
probably you're probably like completely right. I don't know. We
could look that up, but let's not okay.

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
I do like that we have a regular recurring Pope
segment and bird segment. I do.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
It's really it's an evolution of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I was just gonna say that. Yeah, all right, so
let's start the facey back. Jessica says, you guys mentioned Diego,
Luna and and or not sure if you saw him
two weeks ago hosting Jimmy Kimme Alive. His first night's
monologue was really good and important, She shared a LinkedIn
I actually did. Oh, okay, alright, let me finish the

(01:03:38):
thing and then let's talk about it. It's so important
to hear not from not only legal immigrants, but also Hollywood.
These raids are happening in their own front yards, and
so many are silent. Every year, during awards ceremonies, we
hear speeches about inclusive, inclusivity and speaking up, but when
the awards are done and the red carpets are put away,
the majority of them just go back to their mansions

(01:04:00):
and say nothing. I know, some people don't want to
hear what Hollywood has to say, but when you have
that much influence, money and microphone, you need to stand
up because the rest of us don't have that luxury.
And Jessica for Amanda talks about Diego's appearance. I just
want to say, clearly, fifty percent of the country wants
to hear what Hollywood has to say because they fucking

(01:04:22):
elected Donald Trump twice. Uh Okay, Yeah, I didn't see it,
but I did read about it, so I feel like
I can speak to it. But yeah, Amanda, was it good?

Speaker 8 (01:04:33):
No, it's Shandy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I I oh Shandy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
So first, this is the first I'm hearing of it.
I pulled it up and I.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Will watch it when we're done record.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Sorry, I had the thing up so I wasn't watching,
so I was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Yeah, well, and Amanda's the one that's watched and I
haven't seen and this.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
I did not know who he was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
When I saw them all one, but I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
From well, I fucking loved that movie, but that was
like twenty years ago. Like, no, I did not connect that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
More than twenty years ago at this point, probably right,
what I mean, I think I saw it in like
two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
It was oh, yeah, holy shit, we're all okay, continue
we are So I did not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Make the connection, but yeah, but very cool. Yeah, good
to know. No, it was very good and it's worth watching.
It's probably worth me watching again because I was like
half paying attention and yeah, it was on in the background.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
But I did hear I heard yeah from when I
read like the review of it, like I heard it
was good too. But Shanny, you would also really like
and or again it's a slow burn in the beginning,
but everything really like just kind of comes to a
head and much like actual revolution, right where things move slowly,
everything has to fit into place. But then season two,

(01:05:57):
I don't know, I feel like season I feel like
season two you really move along. I mean they say
it's whatever I am, obviously I not. I'm no stranger.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
I loved it so well, keep reminding me, and like,
I'll try to keep that in the back of my mind.
But fromk and I just started watching Fargo, the TV show,
like a little to the party, and they're five seasons
and we're like five episodes into the first season and
it's really fucking good.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
That's we'll be there for a while, but okay, yeah,
maybe after Yeah, okay, it is. It is good, And
I think Colleen your description of it was really apt.
It's like, yeah, those first two episodes are like not
that they're bad, but like they are slow, and then
like the story locks in and it's it's like the
snowball rolling down the hill and it just gets bigger

(01:06:46):
and faster and more interesting and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
And that whole sequence. So during the uh tomorrow kamal
a Brigo thing, there were a lot of people that
were like, hey, maga, you realize that the prison that
he was sent to with Andy serkis like that's this
m hm. So if you're uncomfortable, that's why.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Like yeah, anyway, oh so Andy Circus Like, oh my god,
what a well utilized What a great role.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
For him, and they and they leave it very ambiguous
that he does not make it because he can't swim.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Because he can't swim. Yeah, I can't swim.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Yeah, but then oh no, wait I can't. I get it. Sorry.
There's a character that that you see that prison again
at the finale of season two, and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It's just.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
So, are there only going to be two seasons?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Yes? So there was supposed to be you up to
Rogue one. There was supposed to be five seasons, and
with COVID and the fact that they they treat each
episode like a little mini movie that they were taking
along time, they're very expensive, and Diego Luna said that
it was actually very especially during the timeframe that they
were filming it. It was very emotionally taxing on him too.

(01:08:13):
So they condensed five seasons into one seasons. Yeah, so
I guess four seasons into one. And what it is
is it's three episodes, three episode blocks for four blocks
for twelve episodes, and they take place over the next
four years. So they condensed what their plan was into

(01:08:35):
three episode blocks. And honestly, it's really good.

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
I think it's a really really smart way to think
about it because also, like you know, it's like this
is a prequel that is like taking a long time
to film.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
So it's like, then you go back and.

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
Watch Rogue one, where like the character is like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Ten years younger.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
And I will say, having watched the finale and then
Rogue one the next night, that man must not drink
alcohol Ago out in the Sun, because.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, I can't imagine that he would because that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Just like, how is it that he looks this good?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Yeah, no, he's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Oh man, but yeah, no, it is really good. Oh
and then the there's a couple of things you need
to remember going to season two. Is Nimick's manifesto plays
a huge role.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, they'd like set that up in the like you're like, yeah,
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Uh uh was his face? Uh? Scars guard the I
give my life.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
For a stars? What stars? Guard the Elder?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
The Elder?

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
I give my life for a sunset that I'll never
get to see.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Yeah, it's just it's Luthen's monologue is so good.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
I always I'm like always reminded anytime I see that
actor in something.

Speaker 8 (01:10:03):
I'm always like, such a good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Such a good actor.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
It's like, why are you not more famous? Like you
were just so good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I think he doesn't want to be more famous.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
I think you're right.

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
I think that's exactly it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
So apparently he had a stroke a few years ago
and he didn't tell anybody, but like for that monologue
he had an ear.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
Piece for because I imagine, because I imagine it, it
probably is hard to remember a lot of lines.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Which is in the way that the fact that that
monologue is so well delivered. Clearly he prepared it beforehand
and just had light.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
But it's just it's so much Jenny, you would you
would love it, honestly, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Anyway, all right, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, ser Sory, so
thank you, Jessica.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
We will obviously go back and rewatch the whole thing
because I remember reading it too, and he talked about like,
you know, the immigration stuff. But yeah, okay, I think
we just have a master, she said, and then then
we're outy broadcast.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Okay, Uh, it would be real tight at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Under other circumstances, you would have maybe thought he learned
a different way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
It's kind of cool, the way people can come out
and come together.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I added a third to mine.

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
Did you see the video? Did I send it to you? Guys?

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
I'm going to take a nap and then I'm going
to get back out to it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Greg came in with it too.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
She was in another one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
We haven't had one since Friday and now it's Tuesday, m.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Railing, railing, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Excellent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
The best part of that is I have literally no
idea what we were talking about with re relling. Oh
my god, Okay, thank you everybody for listening. Thank you
the patron, especially the one secretary a certain level, especially
especially at Heartwregner and Maggie the magnificen joy had me men.

(01:12:20):
Thank you all h for again listening to Season tip
episode one. Blah blah blah blah blah. No for for real.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Also out there, if if speaking of the Big beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Bill, if you are mad that you did not get
the very big promises made, promises kept release of the
Epstein Files, I think you should definitely definitely call your
congress person and write your senators. I feel like they
would love to hear that. Yeah, make that a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
It was so funny because yesterday I was like so
deep in like trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Do work, and j just like comes up seriously. He's like,
oh my god, did you see that Magga is so
mad about the Epstein Files. And I was like, oh no,
I'm trying to not go on Twitter until like three pm,
and you're making this very difficult. And then today, as
we're recording this Tuesday, UH Trump was in a press

(01:13:25):
conference with Pan Bondy and Marco Little Marco Rubio, the archivist.
Somebody asked about uh, somebody asked Pam Bondy about the
the e.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Fstein files, and Trump just interrupts him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
He's like, why would you ask about that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
There are people dying in Texas, Why would you ask
about that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Like we've heard about that. He's been dead for years.
He is a sicko. We're done with hearing about Epstein.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
It's like, oh, well, tell me you're in the f
Seen files without telling.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Anyway? Did that? I say, pooping Tartan, Shart and Farton
and uh, yeah, we'll see you next week. That my
name is Calleen, my name is Amanda Pea said everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
Ah,