Ep. 10.02 "Choose My Most Beautiful Side"

On this week's episode, the Broads talk about glitches in the matrix, Shandy's new obsession, and more. Seriously, who throws a shoe?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast with a man
is Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
My name is Amanda, and I'm Shandy.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Welcome to the show, everybody. This is season ten, episode two,
Episode four hundred and seven. How's it going? It goes excellent.
We are joined live by the patrons tonight. In full disclaimer,
my webcam is not working for whatever reason. It says
it's hooked up, but it is not hooked up. So
when it looks like I'm looking elsewhere into the sun,

(00:51):
into the light, I'm not seeing light. I am looking
at you guys on the screen. Here.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
This is very confusing.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hi here, Hi, Sorry, I don't know what. I don't know.
It's weird. It is very weird. Whatever, and anyway, how's
it going, Amanda? How was your birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It was really nice? It really it really was. We
had like the most perfect weather day, you know, for
the middle of July. It's really the best you could
have asked for. It was warm, but not like sweltering,
and the humidity was reasonable, and we picked a really
nice shady spot in the park and a bunch of

(01:36):
our neighborhood friends showed up and yeah, it was just
like Daniel and I are sort of musing, it was
really most of the people there were people we have
met because like their kid went to daycare or school,

(01:56):
you know, with Eden, and it's like it's just cool
that they all turned out and it's like, oh, I
guess these are our friends. Now, I guess we're friends,
you know, And it's just like it's it's it's nice
after so many years in New York City to like
feel like I have a real community here. And it's

(02:19):
not it's wonderful like my college friends, you know. It's
like when as as you know, many young twenty somethings
that moved to New York City probably have a similar story.
You come with a bunch of your like school friends,
and you know, slowly but surely those people.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Grow up and leave.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
And I'm not sure if I should vamp until Colleen
is back or.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Just I'm here. I'm here. It's the the camera is
just completely dying, so just ignore me. I'm here. I
heard them.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You're impossible to ignore. You're impossible to ignore.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Thank you. I've moved to here. But if I freeze again,
I don't know what's going on. I had this that
orby thing that we discovered had gotten unplugged and then fixed,
and I don't know if it's supposed to be plugged
back in or working. So just just go with me,
move on it, keep keep the show running. If I freeze,

(03:16):
I'll be back. Don't worry. Just go on without me. Okay, Yeah,
tell the story, Yes, tell my story.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Who loved my story?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Who freezes? Who flows?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Anyway, yes, Sony really? Yeah, you know you've got a community.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Now, Yeah, yeah, I think you know. It's like for
a while you're like, oh, we don't really have any
friends in the city anymore, and now it's like, oh,
we do. Like we feel very like entrenched in this neighborhood,
and it's like a really cool feeling, you know, like
you know, like people hung out till like really late,
and like they sang us happy birthday, and like the
kids had a great time. It was just like it

(03:53):
was super it.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Was super nice.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's just like one of those days you're just like, yeah,
the world is like abjectly like on fire and terrible,
but like things in our world are like okay at
the moment, and like that's the thing to celebrate and
be happy about and to like take the take the
life win. So that's yeah, I'm feeling yeah, yeah, I'm

(04:19):
feeling very thankful.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Good.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, be three weeks or fifteen, right,
something else to look forward to. I know I'm frozen again,
but hopefully you guys can at least me.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
For the most part. You're a little like twitchy glitchy,
but you're a little like me. Yeah. Yeah, Robot Shandy,
Robot Collingen.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, I'm like robot Party, Robot Party.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's okay, Well, why don't this I'm going to restart.
Should be a minute or so, you guys keep going.
I will catch up. Why don't you plug plub the
real weird sisters? What we're doing to tomorrow? Aka next
week and maybe two weeks? Here we go, Okay, I
trust you guys. I'll be back in one minute. I'm
going to restart. Everybody, Okay, Amanda, you're in charge.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm in charge. Oh boy, So tomorrow, Shandy, what do
we doing tomorrow night?

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Pretty good friends, Well, tomorrow night, I'm going to be
back here, same time, same place.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
So it's going to be with us oh my god.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah, so we're doing our annual crossover with the Railroad Sisters.
And you know, I was thinking it would we did
it so late this year.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
But I actually looked at last year. We did it
in June, also late.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh yeah, but maybe that's just like now we just
do it in the summer. It's just like a summer
thing that we do.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Perhaps, Yeah, I think we like we're still in the
previous the season, Like I think we missed a season technically, but.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh technically because okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Maybe a tail end of the eighth season and this
is the beginning of the tenth. But you know, in
terms of like actual time, it's only one month later.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
So yeah, well and glass half full. That means we
get to do two crossover episodes this season.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yes, we'll have one maybe in June.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
So if you're listening to this right now, looking at you,
Matt Greg and then you're.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Seriously feedback questions, give us content, Give us content, yes,
because you know, the five of us never have anything
to talk about, so you know, we'll just be staring
at each other otherwise we need your feedback, guys.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yes, although we.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Do sometimes like focus on a show or a movie
or something, and we didn't do that this year, but
I'm sure there's.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Plenty still that we could talk about.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's true, we didn't take a pull. I don't know
if there's anything we're all collectively watching because Jenny, you
haven't started to and or yet, right, No, you haven't decided.
I don't know going to.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
It sounded interesting from your guys' conversation of it.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I would have to get Fronk on board. It's not
so it's a Star Wars thing.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's not like a Marvel thing, right, it's a Star
Wars thing.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, okay, because it would be harder to get Fronk
on board if it was like a Marvel thing.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
He kind of really hates the superhero genre and how
we just pump out the same movies over and over
again and it's kind of the same.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, I've only seen two, which we're Black Panther and
Wonder Woman, and I feel like those are both great
and maybe different.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yes, I don't feel like I can.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
See any of the so yeah, no, I'll to get
them on board. But again, it would be like not
for a while because we are still in the first
season of Fargo.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Right, of which there are.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Hulu?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Can you watch a Fargo on Hulu?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
No, where are you watching it?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Well, that's what I'm like trying to remember now, but.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I would have to look on my TV. I think
it might be Hulu.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, Hulu, says Matt. And Matt knows all we know this,
so okay, okay, yeah, FX, I thought of it FX
on Hulu.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah, okay, yeah, And we're like clearly late to the party.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I don't know when this first came out, but I
mean they have five seasons.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
So it's been a while. But it is very I
haven't either, so and I hear good. I mean, anything
FX does I think is probably worth your time.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
So yeah, it's very hard. It's based on a true story.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
It's very hard for me not to google it because
I don't want to spoil myself.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Oh I didn't know that, but it makes.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
It like even more fascinating.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
And now my question is is each season a different story,
kind of like true Detectives or is it.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
That was my understanding changes up every season. It's kind
of like a Lotus situation where it's like, yeah, it's
like an anthology more than like a serialized story from
season to season. Oh, the true story is completely fake.
Well then, well then this is the whole time.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Every episode, I'm like, oh my god, and.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's a it's a it's a true stuff.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Well, because it always says it starts out saying that
it happened in Minnesota in two thousand and six.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm like, two.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Thousand and six, Okay, I just moved back to the US.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
It makes sense that I, like, I wasn't paying attention
to anything. It's just like totally was off my radar.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Greg says that he only saw the Fargo movie like
three years ago and may eventually watch the show. I
would say, definitely watch the show.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I still have not seen the movie Fargo.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Me neither. Me neither.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Maybe someday we should all watch that.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Looks great, yeah, you down. I feel like that is
one of those sort of you know, cultural touch point movies. Yeah,
you know, it's like Fargo. I still haven't seen any
of the Matrix movies. You know, it's like these, any
I like any of them? I haven't done any of them.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Oh, we should do that, at least the first one.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I can't, like, I have more much more vague memories
of the other ones.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
But yeah, that's weird. Yeah, we're very much reference right exactly.
And I don't know if I was just like feeling
very uh, you know, I don't know hipster back then.
I was like, well, everybody's watching it, so I'm not
gonna wander it cool for that boy bands and the Matrix.

(10:39):
Everybody's doing it, so I'm just gonna do my own thing.
Informity is lame.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Reaction to that was very different. Hey, I actually don't
know why.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
I well, because the first one I remember watching it
with my brother when he came home from college, and
it was like his movie suggestion. I maybe had probably
hadn't even heard of it, so it was like, whoa
this like totally trippy philosophical movie.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh my god. You know it was kind of one
of those.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, yeah, I think it was like for me, it
was one of those things that like I missed it
when it was the sort of like cultural of the
moment movie, and then it's like once the sort of
first wave boats like sails, it's sort of like, eh,
you know, there's always something else culturally happening that you
need to be abreast of, and I just ended up

(11:36):
fair enough not watching it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh, Fargo, Yeah, Fargo.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
And then we went into the also the Matrix.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
We started with Fargo and we kind of looped around, well,
we started with and Or and then went to We
just we just kind of looped around.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yes, And it started because we were talking about the
Blue Pill Love Me that we were talking about our
crossover episode tomorrow and how we would love people's feedback
because we also did not focus on like a movie
or a show that we all watched.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
As we sometimes do. Ah.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yes, then we started talking about how I'm sure we
could find something that we've all watched, and that's when
we branched off too.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Other movies.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
But Amanda, any of the matrixes I've seen zero?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay, so the first zero, the first one, Like the
first one came out like you know, peak X Files
time or whatever. So I huge fan of the first one.
Like I used to remember when people used to put
like quotes on their A onnson messages like I had,
like there is no spoon all the fucking time. It's great,
great movie. Definitely a little Q and on ESQ now

(12:46):
but back in the day before they ruined everything, super great,
but uh, no, I love the Matrix. I would talk
about the Matrix. The second two were like me and
by the third one, you're like, oh.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
So I was saying, like, I have much more vague
like memories of the other ones. I know I've seen them,
but it was like the original, like the number one.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, it was much more.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
The first one is so good. I used to watch
it all the time in high school and college.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, good times.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
But we've all watched or I'm almost done with the
Residence Rest in peace. Julian McMahon, who plays the Australian
guy Nittuck, the guy from Niptuck died. Yes, yeah, oh Christian,
what's his face on Niptuck? I used to watch it
with the other a Meda pooky Amanda right, yes.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
No, I remember, yeah, yeah, I thought he was in
the Residence.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I was like, no, he wasn't.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And I was like, wait, maybe he was.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
He was super skinny because he was battling cancer.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Ah, very sad though.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
He died of like head and cancer that metastasized or whatever,
which is really sad. Oh that is yeah, And he
was only he was like in his swifties, fifties. Yeah,
he was fifty four or whatever.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, too young cancer.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah yeah, so I mean when I finished with The Residents,
we can talk about that. Also if you guys want
to talk about if you want to watch the New
Superman and during our break and talk about it. It's
really good. Honestly, it's really good.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I don't think I'm gonna have time to get to
the movies. And Shandy also went and how they're not
real superhero movies over movie watchers over in their house.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Which I respect, and.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
I mean, I don't know what, yeah, I mean whatever, whatever,
you know, yeah, same.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Same, but this is these are a little bit different
because they're kind of pulling you away from the universe
movies and kind of doing like a hard reset. But
it is really good, honestly, it's funny. The discord online
all week that was like Superman is not an immigrant,
he's an orphan and it's like one another from another planet.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
He's actually literally in illegal, like I am, like, if
you need a definition of that term, like Superman would
be a good one.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Jonathan and the Kent Mom's went Man. Yeah, and he's
got blue eyes, he's whiting aheadsome wend and you know
he's the next Reich. The Superhero, right, I don't know whatever,
but like the meta human rech if you will, no,
but it is really good. I will say that. Like
it's it doesn't do the origin story or the this

(15:38):
and the that, Like it's literally like the sub the
movie opens with the subtitles and it's just basically like,
I know, you assholes all know the story of Superman.
So here's what happened. He crash landed thirty years ago.
He outed himself three years ago, and where we pick
up three minutes ago, he just lost his first battle,

(15:59):
have at it.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
So he outed himself as in like, so there's no
Clark Kent in this movie.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
No no, no, no no no. He like revealed himself. So
Clark Kent is. Actually he spends more time as Superman
than as Clark Kent in this movie because it's it's
it's a Superman story. It's not like Clark Kent does
whatever story. And that chick you like from Marvelous Missus
Maisel is Lois Lane.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yes, I did see.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
That, and she's fantastic, I'm sure, Greg, And it's very good.
Matt will Batch chick like the main chick the Man.
Rachel Brosnahan or whatever her name is.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, yeah, I never know how to pronounce her.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Last name, but she, I mean, she was great. Everybody
was great. Honestly. I went to the bathroom at one
point and it happened to be so Zachary throw a
fit and didn't want to go, so I stepped outside
to pee and call him to make sure he was fine,
like on his watch, and he, of course wasn't answering,
so I had to call Alexa, and then he was like,

(16:58):
I can't hear you, and then Alex is little flip
phones on the couch. So then like three things later,
I finally got in touch with Zachary to make sure
he was still alive and fine. But like, I ended
up missing like five minutes of the movie and Matt
and Greg, I'm sure you both have seen it. It was
the whole Justice part, so like I did miss that,
Like I Jimmy meeting up with character I won't say

(17:18):
is where I walked out and I thought I'd be
back in in like ten seconds with Wamp Wamp. All
of a sudden, they're like, you know, drink drilling a
hole to a pocket universe. I was like, oh, I
missed a look, But anyway. Uh, I don't know. I
thought it was really good.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
And what you saw you liked.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I mean, yeah, I only missed five minutes in the middle,
but like it was, it was good and I would
see it again. And I'm trying to get Zachary to
come back and be like, dude, I think you'd like it.
He's like, I don't like Superman.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Me me me?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Uh yeah, Greg says Rachel bra Brah Shannon was awesome
and Greg uh Matt says, I'll probably rewatch it next
week anyway. Nice, uh yeah, good times. Let's see. I
remember last week when we were talking about the just
one of those things things.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yes, I lost something this week, and I was like, gosh,
I hope it's one of those just one of those
things things, and then it wasn't, like I well, it
sort of was. Then I kind of found it. Like
in what ended up, I'll just tell the story. So
I was at Target, my first time at Target in
a very long time. So, like as one does, you
just start buying things you sort of convince yourself you need. Yeah,

(18:36):
and I got Eten like a pack of bluey themed
like lip gloss, like chapsticks, because she really is like
likes makeup and she likes bluey and I'm like this
is this will perfectable perfect Yeah, and you know worked
as as anticipated. She was super into it and like

(18:57):
really was.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Having fun with it.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
She was like in our room, like on our bed,
like playing with them.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
And then we had to like leave for the party. Yeah,
and later that night could not find these god damn
lip glosses. And they're like all together still in the pack.
So wherever they were lost, they were like lost together
as a collective unit, and like all the obvious places
they like were not there. And I was like, God,
I really hope it's one of these things and it
just like turns up somewhere, because it was like a

(19:24):
good forty eight hours that these things were missing. And
then finally, because we are sloppy, lazy people, it was
like under a box of things from the party that
we just had like put down on the floor and
was like we'll deal with this later.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Wow, how'd they get in there?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
She just dropped it was under the box. So like
Daniel had brought the.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Box in like oh okay, and.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
He put it on the floor because I was like
I'm going to go through it, like I'm going to
take some of that stuff out to pack it for
like our our upcoming trip, so like, don't put it
away in the closet, and like didn't realize, Like he
didn't realize he like put it down on top of
those because why they were on the kitchen floor. Anyone's guess.
You know, four year olds do random shit. So yeah, yeah,

(20:08):
it wasn't quite just one of those things, but it
felt like it, like in the moment, Yeah, nice.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I had one of those moments this week though. So
for almost two years now, I'm not even kidding, I was.
I So my children are spoiled, and they get all
these from Santa Claus every year that we all know
they're not going to use after six months. And in
twenty twenty two they got these things called they were

(20:35):
into these things called battle bots, like the battle Bot
Aerina or whatever. We bought the battle Bot Arena for them.
I mean sorry, Santa got them the battle Battererina. By
next year, they were over it went through as I do,
the rooms, cleaned it up, found everything, but I was
missing one piece and I was like, well, I can't
sell this on marketplace. I can't even donate it because

(20:56):
it's one of those so you're not familiar with battle Box.
It's like the little robots that are like electronic and
you like hit a thing to try to smash them,
and like you like the other person uses like the
remote to control it, so like to avoid being smashed
or whatever. And it was one of the smasher thingies,
so like literally the only one person could play. So,
I mean every time I've ever torn their rooms apart,

(21:21):
torn the bins down here apart, every single time I've
been on a solo mission to look for this stupid
missing fucking BattleBots part, I have looked on eBay and
marketplace just for the one replacement part because I was like,
I will spend like five bucks on this if I
can just get the rest of the shit out here.
And the other day I had a dream that I
found it, and then on Sunday night and it still

(21:43):
didn't find it. On Sunday night, I go into Zachary's
room and this fucking piece that I've been looking for
for almost a year and a half it was on
Zachary's floor. What so he must have found it just
sitting there, And I was like, where'd you get at this?
And he was like, oh, it was in Alex's room,
but before that, Alex found it downstairs in one of

(22:04):
the bins. Before that, it was here, and I was like,
I've been looking for this for a year and a half, like, oh,
how has this been on everybody's floors in which I
have done room cleanups and I've never seen it? He
was like, I don't know, but like moving around it
hours like you do you snap? You hit that smashed
the other guy's thing, So anyway it I was just like,

(22:28):
I cannot believe that I found this. So I was like, well,
guess what. It's mine now, and I am. I have
put I have compiled the whole thing to take pictures
so if anybody is interested in a complete battle butts Arena.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Oh boy makes me think of that Bluey episode when
they're trying to find Floppy and it's like, okay.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh yeah, what did you do before?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Where were you before this moment?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
We were on the on the round, we were at
the couch. I got a little smashy thing went on
a journey.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yes it did, but I cannot believe it because again
I have been I have torn toy chests. The part
multiple times under beds everywhere. I have never come across this,
and it's very unique looking. I knew what I was
looking for. Maybe I can get.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
It was smarting you. It's like you go to a
room and I've already moved.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
To the next room. I seriously, yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Right while it was an Alex's room, you were looking
at Alex's room. It was just like it was one
step ahead of you the whole time. It was a
real catch me.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
If you can't it is absolutely starting to feel like
that's what it was. I truly was just like I like,
I was like Jay was doing his live stream and
I just opened the door, which I never do, and
I was just like he was just like huh, And
I was like, it was like, all right, close the door.

(23:55):
Crazy words in.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I appreciate that that was the right response.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I was just so excited anyway. That was just one
of those things. Story for the week. Also, I had
a George W. Bush momentt today.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh so so.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I got my twice I did? I did, No, I
got my roots done today and she did this French braid,
like double French braid in the back which you can't
really see, but excited about it. Yeah, because I didn't
get it cut because I didn't have time because they
were doing karate. But they went to Jack and Cindy's
for They were there for like an hour and fifteen minutes,

(24:36):
you know, because I just dropped them off for that,
but they went to the pool. I picked them up
at the pool and I was like, hey, guys, we
have very specific amount of time where we're gonna get
home and we're gonna have twenty minutes for both of
you to just princh your bodies off in the shower
and get ready for karate. And they're all like whatever, fine,
and Alex starts in he wants to tell me. He's like,
I touched the bottom of the eight foot section this today,

(24:59):
blah blah blah. Zachary was like I did too, and
Alex was like, no, you didn't. So they start, literally
it goes from zero to that, screeching at each other
over who touched the bottom of the I mean, it
was wild, and I was just like stop it. Everybody
be quiet, like this is insane, Like you both did cool,
and I was like, no, you need to look naps

(25:19):
that Zachary didn't technically touch it. He's lying.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'm just like technically touch it.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And Alexander's like maybe I didn't touch the eighth but
I touched the bottom anyway. And they're screeching this and
I mean like at the top of their lungs, shreaking it.
And I was just like, whoa, this is nuts. I
was like, did you guys not like you need to eat?
Like are we hangry? Like what is going on right now?
Like just shreaking at the top of the rungs gets
to the point where Alex so I turned the radio

(25:46):
up because I was like, I'm done listening to you guys,
and I'm on the highway four forty for anybody who
knows the area, I'm on the highway and all of
a sudden I get hit in the head with a
crock Zachary. Alex threw his crock at Zachary's head. Zachary ducked,
and I got hit with it. Who seriously who? But

(26:10):
it just reminded meeting his Zachary ducked, like you know,
George W Bush.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Okay, now I see now, I see so.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Then Zachary though, and I was like, oh, you guys
are in trouble now, Like stop, Zachary, don't escalate. I
turned the radio up again. I was like, I am
not gonna yell. I just I just want you guys
to stop talking. Well, Alice gets pissed because Zachary makes
like a face at him. There is the second shoe.
Zachary catches that shoe, picks it up, turns around and
starts beating the shit out of Alex with a shoe.

(26:41):
He's like hitting him with it, and I was like,
stop it. I'm trying to drive, like, oh brothers man,
m oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
This is also why like I'm glad I live in
a city and I don't have to deal with like
the car part of parenting, because that sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
But I was just like, all of a sudden, like dangerous,
seriously throw the anyway? Yes, okay, yeah, Shanny, did I
guess anything with you? Anything exciting? Are we all good
there that I will listen to it and boast.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
I Then we just talked about yeah, movies.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
I feel like we talked about the same movies as
the same movie Slash shows as Last Time and Org Yeah,
with the little Matrix thrown in.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
So did you guys, obviously you heard about Grock going
full Hitler last week?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Right, yep, yeah, I mean not like in deeply, but yeah,
I've heard that, got the headline, got the gist.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
He I mean it was wild, he went full Hitler.
It was wild. So then he naturally got a government
contract because clearly Hitler was I'm sorry, was it what
he call himself? Mecha Hitler was auditioning for a government contract,
and Stephen Miller got a boner and signed them right away.
So now the government's AI is going to be Meca Hitler.

(28:06):
But that, you know, that wasn't the only thing to
go woke last week, even though that was obviously anti woke.
Uh did you hear about Elmo? I did?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, it's really sad.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
Really it was so I saw I saw something on
PO I think.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, I don't know if I saw it on PO.
I saw it on Twitter itself. It was so funny.
It was it was like, what do you say to Trump?
He was like, hey Trump, you child fucker or something,
and like you just like it was so ridiculous. Yeah,

(28:49):
I don't know if. I don't know if he actually
like officially got hacked or just he got hacked.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Because there was also apparently some some pretty anti semitic
posting there too, so it was actually like that, No
not great. Oh no, it's actually pretty sad.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, you have more of the story than I did.
I only saw.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
The because that was that was the part that like
filtered through my feed the like yeah, the dang, yeah
what is said?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
But I mean did they they unhacked him?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yes, I believe. I believe Elmo has regained control of
his socials.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay, well bummer, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
All the problems uh public television is happening right now.
Hacking for Elmo, Like, that's pretty low.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
As Greg said, it was funny until he went full
anti semitic, which is the part that I did not see,
so boom.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, it's pretty terrible. Mm hm cool.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
So on another note, I I figured out the subreddit,
which I feel like we've talked about before, but it's
the Glitch and the Matrix subreddit.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Well that sounds fun He's know more about the Matrix
than I've ever known before.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yes, which is funny that you brought it up, because
I was like, ooh, that was one of my tabs.
This first one is I randomly met the same mysterious
man in two different German cities than something even stranger happened.
This is from nine days ago. I usually don't post
stuff like this, but something happened during my recent trip
to Germany and it's been stuck in my head ever since.

(30:35):
I feel like I need to write it down somewhere.
Maybe someone has experienced something similar. A couple of weeks ago,
I traveled to Munster Munster, Munster to meet a close friend.
One afternoon, we were chilling small what yeah, like the
cheese and a small, quiet park, not a tourist place
or anything. We were just laying on the grass when
this old man, maybe sixty five or seventy, came up

(30:57):
to us. He had green eyes, long hair, dressed normal
but not homeless, but something felt off. He started speaking
to us in a language that sounded like German, but
it wasn't. He was talking super fast and making weird
hand gestures like a love sign, and movements that felt
like he was trying to share energy or love with us.
My friend whispered that we should just ignore him, that

(31:18):
it didn't seem normal, so we did and he eventually left.
A few days later, we went to Berlin for a
huge Palestine protest. There were like sixty thousand people there.
After it ended. We were laying down in a random
spot with other people around. My friend was talking to
a girl and I was on my phone.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I looked.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I randomly looked up and saw the same man from
the parking Monster. Same guy, same face, same clothes, same
hand gestures, same energy. I ran to my friend and
told him we were both shocked. We approached him, but
he didn't seem to wreckon same thing, same weird speech,
same hand signs. At this point where we're just confused
and a little freaked out, what are the chances of

(31:57):
us running into the exact same man and a complete
even doing the exact thing. But that's not even the
end of it. A couple days later, we went a bar.
My friend went outside to smoke and a man in
his forties came up to him and randomly started a conversation.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Nothing too strange.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Then two nights later, we were at a club and
that same man showed up again. He walked past us,
said hello, and sat somewhere not too close. About forty
minutes later, I felt something someone tap on my shoulder.
I turned around. It was that same guy, the second
guy that they saw, you know, three days apart or whatever,
holding a pen and insisted I take the pen. I

(32:34):
told him, no, it's not mine, but he kept holding
it out to me like he really wanted me to
take it. The vibe was really strange. My friend and
I looked at each other and we just felt off.
So we left the club right after. Later, we kept
thinking about it and wondering if these two guys were
somehow connected. One kept repeating a message about love, the
other kept trying to give me a pen, which felt
more random. Both appeared twice in completely different places, both

(32:57):
out of nowhere. We're still trying to process it all.
If any one's ever had anything like this happened, I'd
love to hear open any kind of interpretation, spiritual, logical, physiological, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
Just trying to So that's crazy, That is wild. Yep.
The overall opinion in the comments was perhaps it was

(33:21):
a spy and the pen had a listening device. The
first guy was trying to like suss him out, which
would be crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, but like.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
You know, I don't know. Maybe they were going to a
pounds site protest. Maybe they were being suspicious of something.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I don't know, maybe, but suspicious suspicious, suspected. I liked.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
I liked that suspicious.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
You're welcome new word.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, but yeah, there was a lot of a lot
of comments about how uh it could have been like
a spy kind of thing, like just trying to suss out,
like maybe that doesn't because we don't know who this
person making the comment was too. Apparently the masade is

(34:13):
very active in Germany and who knows. But it is
kind of weird, like the I would say that the
thing with the guy that they saw in two different
cities that was speaking a different language but was like
the same you know, vibe, that's weird to me than
seeing the same person in the same city twice.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
But yeah, no, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Then this next one and I I'll only do too
because they're both. This one's kind of long too. But
this next one is what I feel is a true
glitch of the matrix story because these are the ones
that I kind of came of age hearing it's called
second Daughter Disappeared. So I have a second cousin who's
been married to his wife for about twenty years. About

(34:58):
seven years ago, I went to a family and this
is from five days ago. So this is also recent
that he, his wife, and their two daughters were at.
At one point, I was watching all of those kids,
including my own. His daughter's names were Hannah and Haley.
I spent time with those girls. I took them fishing.
My daughters remember both of them. My daughter remembers both
of them because she was the older cousin. About two

(35:20):
years later, I saw a post on Facebook that they
had taken Hannah to Disney World. I was confused because
I was like, where is Haley. I have seen and
taken a pictures with her. My daughter remembers her too.
They posted lots of other posts where they were doing
stuff with Hannah, so naturally I asked about Haley and
they both stated they did not have a daughter named Haley.

(35:42):
I remember having a conversation with my cousin's wife about
the spelling of their daughter's name. So I went back
into my Google photos to see if I could find
pictures of Haley, and she wasn't there. My daughter had
pictures of her on her phone as well, and she
was freaked out because they were gone. Like the pictures
were still there, but Hailey was not in them. No
one else in the family remembers her, even though some

(36:04):
of the pictures were of aunts and uncles and cousins
with her. It's like somebody photoshopped Hailey out of all
the pictures. I'm so confused, like, what happened to her?
How does this child not exist that I remember fishing with.
I even asked multiple family members if they knew any
child named Haley, because I thought, well, maybe she was
somebody else's kid. No one knows who she is, and

(36:25):
even my mom states that she does not remember that name.
What the hell edited to add. I noticed this about
five years ago. I did do a deep dive into it.
I google things and the people involved. I found other
girls with the same name, but none of them were Haley,
the Haley. I went through old photos. I was convinced
something and happened to her and no one else. No
one wanted to talk about it. I asked so many

(36:46):
other cousins, aunts, uncles, and Haley's own grandparents. My daughter
was fourteenth at the time. My son was eleven, and
he doesn't remember Haley either. The girl's dad does, in fact,
boil fish, which did I read that earlier? Whatever, My
cousin's wife did have multiple miscarriages after Hannah and that's
why she said they only had the one child. Maybe

(37:06):
she was a ghost. So the guy confirmed in the
comments multiple times that his daughter also remembers Hayley, but
nobody else does in the family weird, so it's almost
like you know she was Glitchestice, which there's a comment

(37:27):
in here that is also kind of chilling. So this
person in the comment says, strange experience for me was
going through my attic a few years ago and I
found some old photos. I decided to digitize them to
keep them safe. I was showing them to my wife
and step siblings when we were all up at my
dad's house for a family dinner night. Me and my

(37:48):
dad were laughing about various holidays and telling them random stories.
About halfway through, there's a picture of me of a
kidney and a bunch of friends that I'd made at
the Hotel Kids Club. My dad makes a comment of
where's your sister, and I responded automatically, I think she
was playing pool before stopping because I don't have a sister.

(38:10):
Both of us looked at each other properly confused, as
was the rest of the family. But the strangest part
is that thinking back on my childhood holidays. It feels
like there was a fourth person who should have been there.
I can remember moments where I'm turning to say something
to someone who isn't my parents, but there's no one there.
I feel like I actually had a experience like this,

(38:31):
not like with like a sibling myself. But he's not
the tip of my tongue where I've gone through a
Facebook post in the past and been like I thought
they had another kid, or I thought they had this
or and it hasn't been so like when I saw this,
I was like, oh, man, like, yeah, that guy. I
think that guy totally had a sister in a different timeline,

(38:52):
and I think that Haley also existed in another timeline.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
So yeah, I do kind of like the ghost theory though.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Right that she was like kind of hanging around, because yeah,
it's very.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Spooked of it. It is like you know, spooked Unsolved Mysteries.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yes, which did you see Spooked? We released it's very
first episode last week.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I did start listening to Snap Judgment again and they
had like a spooked episode.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I was like, oh good, Yeah, they did show.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I should listen more.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
They did a crossover because they posted that on the
Spooked feed too.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
But it's funny because I remembered both of the stories
because I think I've heard them twice now, but I
still listen to them because they're so good.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
So that's what I love about Snap Judgment. It's like
you could just listen to the like the stories are
just like the storytelling is so good and so well crafted,
you could just like listen to them over and over
and over again.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, agreed, so good anyway. Yeah, So if anybody else
out there has a glitch in the Matrix story, like
I sort of got, I have had these because I've
had feelings where I'm like, wait, it just happened, and
then like some of like no it didn't. I'll be like,
oh I think other universe may other timeline me Colleen
six one six had it.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yeah, I mean I got like, oh, thank you forgetting
a lot a lot.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yes, I feel like more so in since like in
this new Trump era, I feel like more so I've
gotten dejav even more interesting.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I feel like I've gotten it a little less.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Really, No, I haven't. I don't know. I feel like
very intensely like we're not supposed to be here and
like my mind is like meditating to another plane. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
I mean that also could just be like a coping mechanism.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Dude, heavy place. I got prescribed adderall. Actually maybe it's
the adderall.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
No.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I only take it like to or three times a
week because they she said, don't take it every day,
just take it when you like really need to get
work done. And it's funny because the first day I
got like so much work done, and the second day
I didn't tell my mind like, hey, we're taking this
to do this work. So I got like everything else
done except the thing that I needed to get done.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
It's just a regular old day in my world.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
But then I was like, oh, okay, you're gonna take
something that's gonna like focus you. You gotta tell your
mind like here's what we're Yeah, you gotta said it
like exactly like if the oven time are like, we're going,
we got four outs to be very productive for this
one thing. Yeah, anyway, so we'll see. I've only like

(41:52):
I think I've had it for three weeks and I've
only taken it like four times, so I'm not really Yeah, anyway,
you know how it goes, great, says Amanda Glitch in
the Matrix is from shocking the Matrix. In the movie,
a glitch is usually seen as deja vu events. It
meant the bad guys took an action and the glitch
is a side effect. Yeah, So does that mean every

(42:16):
time we get a glitch in the Matrix Stephen Miller
gets another wing like how does that work?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Another?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah? Because I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't want them to have any of boners.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
That's okay, his his wife is getting lady boners from
apparently so.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Good.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
You know. The Democrat Twitter account is so dorky. But
not to go back to something we talked about a
month ago, but like that cup chair tweet forever fucking legendary,
it's remember her, Okay, So it was it was they
tweeted it right before the news broke about So it

(43:06):
must have been rumors in Washington ahead of time, because
I believe it was before I heard about it. But
that Katie Miller had left her post at the government
to go work for Doge like with Elon in the
private sector when he was leaving, and the Democrats just
the Democrat Twitter account just tweeted. Maybe it was DNC
Democrats there's two different ones, but they're all they're all

(43:28):
very lame. But it was just literally a chair in
a corner of a hotel room that was like, hey, Steven,
we have your chair or something. That was one of
the things where everybody was like, does that mean what
I think it means? Oh, that means what we think

(43:50):
it means. I'll have I have a tweet saved because
I screencapped it because I was so like scandalized.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
By it because.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Girl, but not even I was still like, more of
this energy, please, I'm googling it right now. Okay, it
was so funny while I'm googling it, though. Let's take
a quick break and when we come back, Shanny Amanda

(44:25):
will have seen this tweet and we can all laugh
about it. Okay, here we go. We'll take a quick break.
All right, we're back, and you know what, I showed
them the tweet and I'm just gonna I'm gonna insert
it right here so it'll be a little non you know,

(44:46):
uh here, dang it, let me when we doing images. Okay,
here it is here it is. Oh I found it. Okay,
here you go, and then if you have to pay,
go for it. I can't believe this fucking tweet is
still up. You see it?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Mm hm, yes, down.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Student, Oh it's so funny. Yeah, here.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Was Gavin Newsom's account was also on fire.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Gavin Newsom ever is doing theirs? That guy they whoever
is doing that account, and whoever got us fetterman, which
fuck you now, but like I guess, still better than
doctor ass. But like that person and the and the
Newsome person, they need to combine to form whoever is

(45:58):
running for president into an twenty eight, like they need
to combine to form a giant you know, awesome social
media so total domination exactly. Okay, super funny. All right,

(46:29):
let's get into the feedback portion of the show. What
do we got ladies?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Actually, since this July fifteenth is recording us a happy
early birthday to Row and Elena, who I believe Elena
is the sixteenth Elena's tomorrow? And then Row, are you
the seventeenth or the nineteenth? You're you're right after Elena.
I think they're back to back. So happy birthday, Heavy birthday, ladies,
Happy birthday. Yeah, some of my favorite people have July birthdays.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
There are a lot of us born in July. Yeah,
it's a crowded month.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Not mad about done. That's okay, that's awesome. I like it.
I don't like it. But speaking of Row, she says, hi, all,
I'm behind my podcast listening, but I just caught up
on this episode. I'm not sure which one that was,
but I think it was from two episodes ago. Uh, Shandy,
you are correct about the quails. You've got great birding instincts.

(47:31):
The hawks would happily howl up a little quail chick.
I'm not sure what type of quails you have. I'm
guessing California quails. Anyway. The quails are absolutely watching out
for their chicks when they fly up to the fence.
The brown bird maybe a female quail. Here's a screenshot
for you to see the difference. I would love to
see them in real life.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
I roll like, I don't think I have her phone number, Row.
I think we need to rectify that, because otherwise, I like,
then I could just send you pictures because I don't
usually have a messenger on my phone, so it's hard.
I have, like so many pictures of these quails. The
brown bird is not the female quail. I've seen the
mother a lot, so I don't know, and I haven't

(48:11):
seen that brown bird again for a while, but we
just like every single day we've been watching. We had
guests over the weekend and I was like explaining the
whole thing to them, and it's crazy because like it's
every day, like every day the papa comes up and
it's just anastic communication.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Like with down below.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
I think Mama's down with the chicks and it's constant communication.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Now, I like know their sound.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
It's so cute and it just like hangs out and
I actually saw a hawk like swooping down at one point,
but Papa quail was just like, I'm not even scared,
not today today, Yes crazy and yes, California quails the
California state bird, by the way.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
So now oh I know that actually either m it
was like a condor or something.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Quail as much nice you would.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
They are very cute and they have mohawks and they're.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
The mighty quail, the fighting quails.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
They're so cute and theirs are so tidy and cute. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
So yeah, anyway, every day it's something with the birds,
and I always think of you Row, send you pictures.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yes, and then Roe says on another note, which I'm
down to I'm not saying this for you to send me, honestly,
I'm really not. But I am finally down to one
and a half notepads of On that note from Row's
latest thing, which is bird Themes.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Why was reminding me of that?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Hmm?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, thank you out out to uh Row and to
Saint Jude's for constantly updated note pads. All right, anyway,
On another note, Roe gave us the homophone hominem homograph

(50:12):
definitions the then diagram, which this is funny that because
today Alex was like, how do you spell mean? And
I was like, well, how do you think it's spelled?
And He's like m E E N And I said no,
m A A N. He goes, no, Mommy, I don't like.
I don't being mean. I know how to spell that.

(50:33):
I meant, what do you mean? And I was like, oh,
well they're actually homonyms. They you know, mean is always
it sounds the same, and blah blah blah blah. So
he was like, oh okay. And then of course we
had Zachary being like, what, Alex, you didn't know that?
And I'm like, no, the fucking rising second grader did
not know what a fucking homonym is yet I'm sorry

(50:55):
fifth grader who literally just learned that. Mm hmm, I
know anyway, thank you Roe. And then speaking of we
got some Matt explaining, and he said, according to the
Victoria Excel calculating Amanda's birthday plus fifteen thousand, Amanda is

(51:17):
in fact turning fifteen thousand days old on August sixth,
Like I said, great, which is good because I re
gooogled it when I was editing, because I was like,
is it that? And then yes, because then Maggie was like, well,
my fifteenth hundredth birthday was on Friday, July eleventh, so
happy fifteen thousandth day, No exciting, Yeah, and she's June fifteenth,

(51:41):
so it's not quite a month after.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Those courtieths, but close enough, close enough.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yes, So then oh yes, so Matt found us. Next
is up from Matt, and he found us another dirty
translation thing which I did, look at, hold on, let
me pull it up. I actually did this ahead of time.
Uh so the pronounced the it was choose my most

(52:12):
beautiful side in English and it comes out to kiss
my moist count kiss, which I found to be hilarious. Obviously,
I shall share my screen so you can all see

(52:34):
what it into. I don't know how you pronounce it,
but it looks really funny. Yeah, yeah, good times. Maybe
I will call.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
This give you a sound? Can you play the sound?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys will be
able to hear.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Hold on, hold on, if you share, Yeah, if you
share your audio, we probably could.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Kiss moist accounts.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
My moist.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
It counts.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
My moist. It comes, moist comes. No stop, there we go. Okay,
so it really does say what you thought. It says,
choose my most beautiful side. Literally, if anybody else has anymore,

(53:30):
please share it with us. Petition to possibly call this
choose my most Beautiful side? All right, we've got an
email from Andy. You've got the master, she said, and
we can call it a day.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
All right. Well, uh, this Jason's d and Angie's Angie?
Who's Angie in? Andie's virginity? Hey, Broad's Unfortunately, there is
a lot going on with me since I last wrote,
but I wanted to say that I hope Amanda has
a great birthday. Thanks Andy, just consider me early for

(54:09):
the day of fifteen thousand celebrations. Hope Jason st is
treating you well and that maybe, just maybe the tide
is finally starting to change for the better. Hashtag I'm
with hers Andy Cheers, cheers.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
We can only hope. Oh so, because we talked about
this a couple of times now obviously, So Amanda's fifteen
has a birthday, fifteen thousandth birthday celebration. Well record on
Wednesday August sixth, and then I may need to record
on Wednesday, August thirteenth. Why why do you ask? Why?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Why?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Why?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Because I'm going to be in London visiting my sister
and on Tuesday, August twelfth, I am going to go
see Avida with what's your face?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Amazing?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
What, that's great.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I'm super excited. What's her name? Rachel Ziegler Rachel, So yeah,
she's uh yeah. A. Vita is like in my top five.
I love Avita so much, which is weird because I
hate fascism. But I feel like we were groomed at
a young age. So thank you Andrew Lloyd Webber glorified.

(55:32):
You know. The older I get, the more I'm like, man,
Phantom really is annoying, Like they they really they get
you with the crashing chandelier.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Right, it's a spectacle. It's like a beautiful spectacle, but
it's like stupid and the story doesn't make sense. Yeah,
and then you're like, really watch a show and understand
what's happening and not need the story to be explained
to you later.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Well even it's just like, gosh, this is the most
glorified example of.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Grooming.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Well yeah, grooming. Uh what's it called Stockholm syndrome, but
it is, it's just operating Stockholm syndrome.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
With a really cool medal at the end with everybody yelling.
I was gonna start the raw wul part for that
thing at the end, like where they're all yelling at
each other, which I do enjoy. But anyway, Yeah, so
I do love a vita. Yeah yeah, the only thing

(56:37):
I gues hear what you think of it? Yeah, yeah,
I'm looking forward to it, and I'm hoping that on Wednesday,
perhaps because of the time change, perhaps on Wednesday I
can go see the balcony scene from the outside. Oh fine, yeah,
because you don't need a ticket for that. You can
just show up.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
You just have to be there on the street.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah. But I get to be a bourgeois bourgeois in
the end, side on Tuesday, So I'm very sad about that.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Amazing, Yeah, thank you. Have you ever seen a show
on the West End?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yes? I saw Dreamgirls with my aunt and Susan, her
former partner, and I forget who was in it, but
it was somebody somebody that we know was in it.
Who was.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
In twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Let's see, Oh Amber Riley?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Okay, Oh yeah, she was probably great, Effie.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, she was definitely awesome. She was. It was so
awesome that I could remember the name of who I
saw there was anyway. Oh, yes, I have seen that. Yeah.
And then I have seen a Vita before, but obviously
not on Broadway. I saw it in Theater three on
Long Island.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I'm nice.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
And that was my first experience of learning that a
movie version of a show was different than a musical
version of the show, because I was like, where is
the walls for Ava and Jay?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Well, when they take a musical and make it into
a movie, they need to write an original song so
they can get nominated for an Oscar, you.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Know, in terms of original songs written four movies, that's
one of the good ones. I love that.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Did Madonna win a Golden Glow?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
For that for the writing the song, I think so acting.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
She run for the song?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I thought was it performance of the song or writing
the song? I have no idea because I feel like
a long time ago. Okay, anyway, whatever, we're down a
rabbit hole. We're down a rabbit hole. I'm very long.
Story short is I'm incredibly excited because I really love
the play of Vita. I don't know it was because
I was raised Republican. Okay, some things die hard. She's

(58:52):
our Milania. No, I'm just kidding. She shows up Malania
does not. I feel like she is what Republicans kept
telling us that Hillary was all those years. I truly
truly anyway, whatever that's neither here that they are, I'll
let you know a month from now when I see it. Anyway,

(59:17):
Thanks Andy, And finally, let's finish up with a match.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
What she said, all right, send it to us.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
We've been through like eight of these, and they're always
a delight and a fun new adventure. Every time.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
You guys reminded me that we hadn't done our real
weird thing.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
On days that people do come in, it's quite nice.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Please keep going without me. I will be back, I promise.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Easy to come back and forth.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
They're all hers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
It was a real great finish to do it in
super Alley really is the best. I mean, dreams, dreams.
I don't know now I want.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
To I know, right, I didn't even know that's the
thing I could aspire to. But okay, all right, add
into the bucket list.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
When the lights go dark on Broadway, find a corner,
Supert Alley, do you win it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Okay, he got in there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I'm getting that too.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
I will kind of keep it quick right now, since
we're running a little along.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Mhm.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
He wouldn't just take my pants.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I'm very careful with them. I never put them in
the dishwasher. No shrinkage, baby.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
As we know from Broad's, uh, the Broad's the broad
broad City.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I was like, where the broads which one of us
put a dildo in the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
This is how it happens.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
You just slip into it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Just slip into it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I did both back to back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Matt added to my real time one. We didn't meet
Leslie Odham Junior. However, oh my god, I had a
dream that we met Leslie Odham Junior to last night
because I finished editing yesterday evening and I, oh my god,
I am just remembering this dream that we came out of.

(01:01:58):
We waited and it was like the same thing as
the stage door for Hell's Kitchen, but it was Leslie
Odom Junior. Then that came out, and Jay was just like,
oh man, I love you so much when I saw
you do your you know, concert of your own hits
in Raleigh right before COVID, and I was just like,
oh man, really he was like, oh man, I had

(01:02:19):
this whole thing, and wow, thanks Matt for reminding me.
We had thought, okay, we had I talk about thunderstorms
at the beginning of the show. We fucking thunder all
night long. And when I like come back to that,
I mean, like I swear to god, I slept for
like three hours. It was so annoying, and I kept thinking, like,

(01:02:40):
when's the rain coming. Okay, we've had thunder now, because
it started at like one am, and I fell asleep
at like one point thirty and then I woke back
up at like five, and from five o'clock until seven fifteen,
I was fucking awake, like wide awake. My watch records
it is like there was so much thunder and I

(01:03:02):
was like, hey, when this rain comes, it's going to
be bad, and like, I don't want to be caught
in like a flooding situation where like it's just me
and I like fall asleep, and then like I couldn't sleep,
And then finally the rain started and the soothing sound
of the rain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Is sleep, I said, is prone to do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
So then I finally fell asleep at seven fifteen and
Alex came in and woke me up at seven thirty four,
and I was like, oh my god, I was so
close to sleeping. Anyway, all right, Brod's ten two in
the books. Man, imagine all the jokes I'm gonna make
tomorrow if we do do a two parter for the

(01:03:42):
Real Weird Sisters and it's episode ten four. Oh prepare yourself.
I'm a mom joke my way out of that shit. Anyway,
speaking of, we'll be recording with the Real Weird Sisters
tomorrow before you guys hear this, And I hope you
sent your feedback in that's all I'm getting at ya.

(01:04:05):
I hope that you did. So we're doing that because
it will be either one part or two part. Not sure.
We always sam for two parts. So because next week
July twenty second, I will be in San Diego and
I will be in Myrtle Beach and Amanda will be
in Myrtle Beach and I'm we're driving there here. Send us,

(01:04:27):
Send us your prayers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
We'll be driving there from New York with a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Little girl that gets carsick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
With a little girl that gets carsick. So you know,
pry for us, burn stage, do whatever you do to
speak to the elders or the ancestors, the angels, whatever
you need to do, send it our way. We need it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yes, I like that. Oh, from New York City to
Myrtle Beach, it's gotta be ten eleven hours.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah, we're doing it in two days. We're splitting it up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Mirtle Beach is like three or four hours from me.
I don't know. I've never been, but I think it's
I think it's three or four hours for me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
So yeah, it's pretty close. Yeah, because we actually like
we come through like Raleigh. Yeah, just why if you
weren't going to not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
As I told you when I saw you, you can
still stay here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I'll just staying there, spend time with you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
And if you're not there, I know, but it's also
free hang out with my cat next time. Next time,
I am willing to record though from London, because I
think that'd be really fucking fun. I could be like
Ben Rhoades when he records from like Lebanon and like

(01:05:46):
four o'clock in the morning and he's like, hey, California people,
but that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Also doesn't sound fun for you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I feel like it might be. We'll find out, figure
it out. We got a home on all right outnote everybody,
thank you all for listening. We do appreciate it. Uh
Met Greg, anybody that was here that didn't speak up,
thank you so much for joining us. We'll see you.
Maybe we'll have one or two episodes with the real
was real Weird Sisters that will come out, and then

(01:06:15):
we will be back on Oh lordy, we're gonna have
to be back on Tuesday, July thirtieth because I fly
in and I land at eight forty five at night
on the twenty ninth, so that may not be great.
So if that's okay with you guys, July thirtieth, Yeah,
should be okay, course, shot me double check okay, yes, yes,

(01:06:36):
that should be fine. Fantastic uray. So we've got a
couple of Wednesdays coming up anyway, though. On that note,
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On that note, everybody, we'll see you soon. Blah blah
blah bah blah. Bye.

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, And.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
He said everybody bye bye.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I also choose my beautiful side. Sorry I glitched that
for a second. I'm videan her. I'm like I wanted
to say something. I wanted to say something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Okay, just my beautiful side, Bye bye bye,