Ep. 9.33 "When You Find a Stranger in the Alps"

On this week's episode, Vivian finally earned her keep and is allowed to stay! Huge thanks to Matt for compiling a list of the best NSFW lines that were edited for TV. We're going to talk about "Running Point" on Netflix on March 25, so send your feedback!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe Buses Podcast. Hello and welcome to the broadcast with Amanda,
Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
My name is Amanda, and I'm Shandy.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Welcome to the show, everybody. This is season nine, episode
number three hundred and ninety three. How is it going?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It goes?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Chuck it along, chug it along.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's a good way to describe it.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know, you know what, honestly like, if you think
about it, we have seven weeks until we hit four hundred.
That's pretty fucking crazy.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
That is pretty crazy.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
And also I just want to say this is nine
point one one, episode nine, nine point three three, episode
three nine three on three point one eight which one and.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Eight is not nine? Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
And also twenty twenty five is two plus five is nine? Whoa?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Whoa?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
What is nine?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
What? What is sixty nine? Tribec That is crazy. Today,
the March eighteenth, as we're recording this, this would be
my great grandmother's one hundred and she's born in nineteen
oh two, I think, so one hundred and twenty third birthday. Wow,

(01:45):
it was my grando.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
There's one hundred and second birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I saw that. I can't believe it took this long
for me to realize that they had the same birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Same birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, I know, crazy, lots of lots of strong women
born on the eighteenth in March.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I guess that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I talk to my grandma today and she mentions something
about her mother and I was like, yeah, isn't tenny
of your mom's birthday? And she was like, oh, is
it the eighteenth? And I was like, because you know,
she doesn't have to date things anymore. And I was like, yeah,
she goes, Oh, well, I guess she could hear what
I just said about her. But whatever, Oh dear, oh,

(02:28):
it's very funny. It tell your mothers and daughters, ladies
and gentlemen, it is what it is. That's sounds good. Anyway,
before I forget speaking of birthdays, Happy birthday, JP, whose
birthday is tomorrow the nineteenth, I believe, Happy birth birthday.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
And yeah, so here we are getting to the end
of March. Was like it was just fucking New Year's
here we go.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I know, big fast.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I had a very big deal happened in my house
over the weekend. Oh boy, to tell Vivian caught her
first mouse.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh in the house in the kitchen. She is doing
you all. She's paying her well.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So Jay has historically not wanted the cat right, so
he is. For the last year and a half, almost
seventeen months, he's been like, you know, hey, dickhead, prove
your worth. Get a mouse. Right. She got this, she's
gotten the little skinks before. So, okay, here's the timeline,

(03:48):
because I checked the camera, right, I get up to
pee at about four or five in the morning. I
know this because I looked at my watch and my
Apple Watch told me what time.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
I woke up.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, four o five, four oh nine in the morning.
Vivian sleeps on top of me all night. She wakes
up when I go to p she leaves the bedroom.
I don't pay any attention to it. I go back
to sleep. Vivian, however, sees senses something is different. Something

(04:20):
is off. There's an intruder in the house.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Something is afoot.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes, something is not right, something is right, yeah, so
she so. So I pulled up the security camera footage
and I think it can so there's a vent under
the couch. So my Jay things it came in through
the garage, but I think it came My theory is

(04:44):
it came up through because we haven't found now droppings
in ages. But when we cleaned out, we moved the kids,
and I moved out the couch about a year ago,
and there was droppings just under the couch and that
was it. So I think that it came up through
the vent under the couch and crawled along the wall
and like jumped by the fish tank and then you know,

(05:05):
went to see if there was food on the counter,
and the only food bet on the counter was just
the apples. So you can see the cat though you
can you can't see her go like on the other
side of the counter. You can see her jump up
on the counter and like look at something from there,
and then you can see her watch like on the floor,
like something's on the floor and it's got her attention.

(05:26):
She jumps down, and then there's another couple of minutes
where she's just minutes where she's just looking back and
forth and back and forth, and it's like, oh, okay,
here's where the mouse is going underneath the cabinets, right
like you know, along along the ridge, like that ridge
underneath it, and then all of a sudden, like the
cat darts out and then she like just disappears from you,

(05:46):
and I'm assuming that's when she got the mouse. I
had heard her. So she plays around in the morning
after she eats, like her food dish automatically dispenses at
seven thirty in the morning, and she gets a lot
of energy, and she plays. Sometimes she plays with she's
got toys out there. She goes with toys. Sometimes she
comes in to one of our rooms if we're still
in bed, because I forget, the boys don't have to

(06:07):
leave to go to school untilate forty five. We're very
lucky right now. Sometimes if we're still in bed, she'll
come into our band and she'll like jump and try
to play with you right like you know, jump jump jump, jump,
like try to get what's under the covers. And I
had heard her because it was Sunday morning, so like
it was, you know, seven thirty. At seven forty five,

(06:29):
I'm still in bed, the kids are still in bed,
and I had heard her playing, jumping around and playing,
and I thought, oh, that's funny. She must have brought
her little spring, which she was playing with the night before,
into the room. Ah, it wasn't a spring. I didn't
realize that.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, true, so.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Exactly, so Jay ends up playing pickleball. Then he leaves
at like eight thirty. It's like nine o'clock. At this point,
I'm sitting at my kitchen table drinking my coffee chill
and the boars are watching TV. I hear her going nuts,
so it's just jumping up and down like crazy, and
I'm like, I look at her and I see it,

(07:09):
and I was just like, oh my god, so I scream,
holy shit, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Was it fully dead?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It was fully dead at that point because she had
caught it around four or fifteen in the morning. I
was just playing with it, in which I have told
her since I was like, see, we don't starve you,
because you would have eaten that thing right away if
you were starved. So anyway, yeah, she was playing with
the mouse. The mouse was super cute.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
It was a little field mice, a little field mouse actually,
So like I'm yelling like, oh my god, put it down.
She takes it. She runs, and she brings it underneath
my fucking bed. She gets mine exactly. I'm like, I
love that you killed him out, but I don't love

(08:01):
that you had this dead fucking mouse under my bed.
Bring it out, right, now, so I'm like yelling, and
finally I realized, I'm like, okay, she doesn't. She thinks
she's in trouble. She's not gonna bring it out because
she thinks I'm yelling at her for killing the mouse,
not for putting it under my bed, right because she's
never done this before. She doesn't know. So I'm like, Okay,
I'm gonna be really calm for a little while, and
see she brings it out. And it worked. I left

(08:23):
her alone. She brought it out. So Alex actually had
picked up when I said, holy shit, she has a
mouse right away, and he'd gotten up. And Jay got
home from Los Angeles last late on Friday, so his
suitcase was still sitting on the floor, and according to Alex,
she almost put the mouse in the suitcase.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
And that is why you unpacked, and.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
That is why you want that's right away. So as
soon as he said that, I went into the room
and I got the suitcase and I put every single
thing in that suitcase in the laundry on a hot wash.
Do not to I was like, I don't know if
this is where she put it between four am and
nine am, but everything's going in the wash anyway, So yeah,

(09:09):
she brought it out. Uh then she had it in
my bedroom and the kids are in there too, because
you know, it wasn't that gross. I mean it was whatever,
the act of it was gross, but like watching it
wasn't that gross. And she's like flinging around with her
mouth and her hands and finally like she gets it,
she like gets rid of it. And I was like, Alex,

(09:30):
go shake her food bowl right now and make sure
she comes because I'm gonna shut the door and then
I'm gonna let Daddy pick this mouse up. So that's
what we did. Alex got here to go to the thing.
He was like, Oh, it's so cute though, and I
was like, yeah, it's also so dead though. So anyway,

(09:54):
that's unly what ended up happening is I left it
there for another like ninety minutes until Jay got home
and I I was like, hey, the cat finally earned
her keep. There's a dead mouse in the bedroom, Please
take care of it. So anyway, he was like, So
everybody was like, so you've been telling Vivian to get

(10:15):
a mouse for the last year and a half, Like
she got a mouse. So he just he picks her
up and he goes, Vivian, you've earned your keep, and
he like gave her a little nuzzle of his head
and then put her down. And then that night we
had steak at dinnertime, and he caught her her own
little piece of steak and put it in her bowl,
so now like it. So she licked it at first,

(10:38):
and you could tell she was like, is this a trick?
You hate me? But then her food he actually gave
it her for her food dispensed, and it dispensed a
few minutes later, and she ate both at the same time,
and she ate it pretty quick, so she must have
liked it. And the last night she sleeps with me,
she never goes over to Ja, but he like at

(11:01):
one point moved his arm like flung his arm over
so like it was by me. And it was after
I had gone to the bathroom actually, so I was
still kind of awake, trying to fall asleep. She jumped
up on me and I could hear her like licking
his like wrist, and so it's on.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, I mean, give a girl a steak.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Exactly if you give if you give a mouse a cookie, no, no, no,
if you get a kiddy a steak, if you give
a cat of steak, there you go. So anyway, yeah, yeah,
but but then I was really scared yesterday morning because
I was like, holy fuck, what if there's another mouse
and she realizes that she got so much praise for
it that she like kills it at four o'clock in

(11:40):
the morning and brings it into my bed. If you
do it again, I know, like, hey, can I get
some more of that stick? That was the big excitement
in my house this weekend. It was great because we
were supposed to get another tornado. U Unlike the one

(12:01):
that I was caught in two weeks ago that I
never talked about where I was out and about driving
through it, this one never actually formed anything.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
It was.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
We were prepared for it, but thankfully the weather just
passed us, so we were safe. Crazy crazy yeah, crazy. Anyway,
what's going on with you guys? Anybody else catch a mouse? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I mean nothing nearly is exciting. We have a lot
of spiders in our apartment, like a lot of us. Oh,
but like I know, spiders are like a good sign
because they keep away the other like unwanted viarmin Yeah bugs,
So I try not to like harm.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Them, but like straight up.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
A couple of weeks ago, there was like a spider
descending from the ceiling like while.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
I was watching TV, coming down like something, you know,
like I don't know for eat in front of me,
just like Ottoman you would eat.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
And should write a children's book about that spider.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Friendly spider. They're sizable, you know.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
Yeah, while I thought they were daddy long legs, like
they're sort of that size spider.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh wow, yeah, they're like a good you know, that's wild.
There was one that like hung hung out like in
the ceiling of the bathroom for like weeks weeks, just
perched there like you're still there.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh my gosh, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
I wonder did Captain used to eat them?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Maybe I just maybe like he didn't really eat anything,
Like I would watch him like, you know, it's New
York City, so.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Like you do see the occasional roach and I've watched it,
watched them walk across the floor.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Oh really.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Just like.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Watches them with his eyes like he just could not
be bothered. Like male cats. I love male cats.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
I think they're the best.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
They're snuggly, they're sweet guys, but like they're not hunters
like female cats are the ones that are gonna like
get the varmin. The male cats like can't be bothered.
They're like, I don't care. Just rub my belly.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
So you're.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
He's getting older, he retired.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
You you get the mouse, rub my belly?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, right, Yeah, they used to love cockroaches.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
We had one mouse once in this apartment and like
I think it dies.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Oh so okay, we've had a few mice then I
guess I forgot.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I had the mouse in the stove to it like
ran up into I had the other one that.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Want never to be seen again.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wow, that's right.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, the one that was sort of like laid out
in the middle of the hall. It was unclear, Like
I don't think he killed it. I think just his
sheer presence scared the thing.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
That's entirely possible.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
I have literally seen a mouse have a heart attack
because it was because.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
They do that.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that's like a defense mechanism. It was like.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Feel and I brought in a mouse. Well, she brought
in several mice. But this is like way back in the.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Day in Missoula, and one of the times that she
brought in a mouse, we like put a seat through
like tupper container over it to like catch it because
it was because she brought it in the apartment, but
it wasn't dead, and we were gonna like take it
and put it in the park across the street. But
before we could do that, the poor thing just like

(15:53):
had a heart attack as we were watching and and died.
And that's how I yeah, that's how.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well you know when it's your time.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I guess, I mean, better better that than to suffer
through like being ingested by a snake alive.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
For sure, exactly or exactly, I'll take my chance in
my next life. I'll take my chance in my next life.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
We were gonna set it free, but.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh my goodness, yeah, good times. This is this is
the best opening that we've ever had ever talking about
our cats that killed things, anything else going on.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I'm getting some tears through the wall. Well course it
sounded like she was singing. Now she's just complaining. Yeah,
I understand that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, then we'll keep this next part quick and then
we'll think great. You all right. So a couple of
weeks ago, I had asked for sorry, it's a big deal.
In I'm getting text from my family about the spaceship
people coming home, which is they were a bunch of

(17:32):
It was SpaceX and GRUM and like I think the
two of them like joint went in. They sent astronauts
into space. They've been there for like nine or ten months.
They were coming back today. Kind of a big deal
because apparently we don't like NASA anymore. We just like
private corporations anyway, regardless though those people are not the

(18:00):
owners of their company. They're just people that really want
that were astronauts that did a lot of training and
went into space and they landed again today and it
was like this whole big deal. So also kudos to
SpaceX for not blowing something up for real, because I
did watch the landing part and then my kids were

(18:21):
like because you know, like they wanted to see them
like get out or whatever. But they landed in the
middle of the ocean, so it was like, oh, this
is going to be like another like two hours before
all this goes down. You can watch it on YouTube later,
but anyway, Yeah, so that's like the big deal now,
and that is what I'm getting texted about from my
family because don't forget Fox News is really, really, really

(18:44):
making a big deal about how great Elon is. And
all of the things that he's a genius for doing
because he went to pace himself and he landed this
spaceship all by himself, and he knows exactly what to do.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
He's basically the best, yeah, smartest HUMANO.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, he's basically a bad asked, which is exactly yeah,
what are the other whatever? We don't need to re
litigate this. Let's do something fun like fuck that guy. Okay.

(19:19):
So a while ago, a while ago, I mean two
weeks ago, I had asked people to submit the find
at Stranger in the Alp, like what are the other
TV replacement things like edited for TV lines? So Matt
came through. Thank you Matt. You made my life so

(19:40):
much easier today. When I saw this come through, I
was like, oh my god, guess all right. So as
I zoom in on this a lot, because I am blind,
I am totally gonna have to get my reading glasses
upstairs on our break. So Matt says, hey, Brod's this
is a rough year so far, but at least you

(20:00):
found at least you found out about finding a Stranger
in the Alps. So here are more silly edits that
perhaps the broadcast players can sink their teeth into. I've
included bother the original and the edited quote. Do we

(20:21):
want to do this, master, she said, style sure, so
each person takes one. So like you say the theatrical
version and then the TV version, okay, okay? Or I
can say the Big Lebowski and then theatrical version. One
of you can take it TV version, the other one
can take it which you want to do.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
That might be better for like auditory listening, I think so, okay, okay, thanks.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Too, all right, Shandy, Amanda, who wants TV? Who wants theatrical?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I'll take the TV all right.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Okay, all right? Uh the Big Lebowski theatrical.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yes, you see what happens, Larry. You see what happens
when you fuck a stranger in the.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
S TV version.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
You see what happens when you find a stranger in
the Alps. You see what happens when you feed a
stone or scrambled.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Eggs American Pie theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute
in my pussy.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
TV version.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute
in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
How is that?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
But also you play the flute with your mouth like
I guess you don't write in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It just looks like you don't know how to play
the flute.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, band camp, tell me where my flute goes, if
you know what I mean? Anyway, Dumb and Dumber theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Right on my ass, after you kiss it.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
TV version, right on my sandwich, after you kiss it.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Whatever. Kill Bill Volume one theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
My name's Buck and I'm here to fuck.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
TV version, my name's Buck and I'm here to party.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Caddyshack theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Hey everybody, we're all getting gonna get laid.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
TV version, Hey everybody, we're all gonna take a shower.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Okay, saying getting laid like most little kids aren't gonna
understand that, So that is so funny that they thought
that had to be edited. But okay, truly.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Plus, if you all take a shower like implied together, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Ye, little kids will absolutely understand that you're all going
to get each other naked in the shower.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
You know. The FCC has wild rules.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right, the usual suspects. Theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
TV version, Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yes, oh my god, it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Die Hard, this is die Hard too, but this is
definitely not die Hard too. Die Hard theatrical version, Motherfucker
TV version.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
You ka, mister Falcon.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Resp Oh yeah, mister Falcon to you, Police Academy theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn that's.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Off, asshole TV version.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Drop that stereo before I blow your gosh darn knees off.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Egg roll.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
They Okay, this has convinced me that they probably need
a universal you know, sensor word for each thing more.
But this is way more fun. Yeah, I envy exactly exactly.
I was just gonna say, envy whoever's job this is
to figure out how to make an asshole into an

(24:58):
egg roll?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Last two, Scarface theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
This whole town is a pussy waiting to be fucked.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
TV version, This whole Town is a chicken waiting to
be plucked.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
That is incredible, like five, but that is a good one.
That is a It doesn't even change the meaning. And finally,
are you more poetic? I know?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And then finally, Malrat's theatrical version.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Did you ever fart? In front of her. I never
farted in front of hernee, not once? All right? Then
last week I let one.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Slip TV version.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Did you ever vomit in front of her? I never
vomited in front of renee, not once, all right? And
last week I got sick?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
But how how does farting to be censored? And how
is like? Honestly, vomiting is worse.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Vomiting is worse? Also for all of the Kevin Smith gags,
how is farked the thing that gets changed? Right? I
am which which is the one that has you never
go ask to mouth? Which one is that?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Chasing amy?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
It's no hold on, hold on, uh, it's saying clerks too.
But there's no fucking way because I've been saying you
never go ask to mouth since high school. So which
it's clerks, It's got to be It's got to be clerks.
It's got to be clerk the first clerks. Okay, I
can't even imagine what the edited for TV lines are

(26:57):
for clerks?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Does clerks even play on TV?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Probably not? Also, can you imagine now that we're getting
Dogma back soon? Just all of the edited for Jesus lines.
It's gonna be great. Thank you so much Matt for

(27:23):
compiling these, Like honestly, this was fantastic and I am
super glad that you did this. If anybody else has
any of these lines that you want to share with us,
that you know of or whatever, please make my life easier.
The broadcasters three at gmail dot com or give us
a call three three one two seven six two three

(27:44):
seven three. Okay, on that note, any last thoughts before
we head to our commercial break. Yep, all right, well
then we'll be right back. All right, we're back. We're
ready to get into some feedback. Our first bit of

(28:06):
feedback is from the Facebook group We've got David Gatt,
who says that awkward moment when you think it's Friday
because the broadcast came out one more day of work. Yes,
I have been actively trying to get the show out
earlier because we have so many other things that are
publishing between Wednesday and Saturday that I'm just trying to

(28:29):
space it out a little bit more as much as
I can for now, which you know, really is just
gonna depend on how much my ADHD brain can really
get in the mindset of like focusing and getting something done.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Crasty.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's hard, but I'm doing my best. I'm doing my
best to Yeah, just at least get it out before well,
you know, by Friday morning. If not before then there
will be days where I fail, the week's when I fail. Well,
but I'm hoping to do it earlier as much as
I can for now. So sorry about that, Dot, but

(29:07):
also thanks for listening. Uh. Next up, Manny says, I
need the video of Scared.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I did it in.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
The Patriots group.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
It's pretty read.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I did ice screen capped it that very night, and
holy shit, and it lived up to it even for
me because I sent it. Yeah. I sent it to
Jay in in l A. I was like, here's what
you missed tonight. Yeah. Yeah. It's the funniest part about

(29:44):
that is getting to rewatch it and seeing how both
times Zach came into frame when Shandy is waving and
you can like see him. I am looking down at
my notes and I don't see him. It never even
registers with me. The only time that registers is when
the cat comes in and she follows him in.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, we said very clear on the video that she's
following him in. I never even noticed it, so that
was legit being scared shitless and the first thing the
next morning Zach woke up, he was like, Alex, I scared.
I scared the poop on her mamulas. You sure did.

(30:27):
And then Mandy lists from last week foods. I hate
that other people love eggs, avocado, pickles, and velvet any
meat with the bone. So she said, I love all
those things. Yeah, that's crazy, and then you can meet
on the bone.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I'm with you on that, Mandy.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's weird, just like chicken wings to be fair, just like.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
The buffalo sauce.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I think, yeah, it's a sauce.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
And then she continues. Maddy has adventures into a from
kind of cake pop with cake push pops for bake sales,
and then she posts a picture of it looks like
a triple ay or cake pop.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, that is a fantastic idea.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
It looks like they look like a little tiny milk
bar cakes exactly.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Get on the side.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh that looks delicious, you know.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, that's that's a great idea. That's not even a
cake pop. It's just like my own personal pancake.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Elevating the game elevate.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, And then Manny says disclaimer. She did use store
brought store bought frosting for the bakes, and she was
short on time. We're no longer allowed to buy store
brought cake frosting, cookies or brownies whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, you know it's funny. I actually was. So I
did a geocashing adventure with a bunch of friends on Saturday.
We like left it eight in the morning, We got
home at like ten o'clock at night. We just geo
cashule day. No tunnels were involved though, And at one
point we stopped in Pittsburgh, North Carolina, and they have
downtown areas in Chatham County, so it's it's basically like

(32:13):
the suburb of like Carborough Chapel Hill, right, So it
was essentially because it was Saint Patrick's Sate weekend. It
was awesome. It was It was a super cool little town.
Like I kind of want to like go live there now,
but like they it was like they had the storefronts
of like your old town. Reminded me of Port Jefferson

(32:33):
on Long Island and whatnot, like you know, your old
little town. And they had like this soda pop shop
which was adorable. They had like these little parks and
picnic benches everywhere. It was really really cool. But they
also had a group of senior citizens. And when I
say senior citizens, I mean like nobody there was even

(32:55):
at the age where they bothered and die their hair anymore.
And they were there was a town, like a little
circle in the middle of the town. Could it could
not have been more than half a mile around the
track just to make that circle right, like two hundred
meters or whatever like around they were out there protesting Trump,

(33:16):
protesting musk It started with like three of them. By
the end we were there for like a good hour
and a half. By the end there was like, you know,
twenty of them. I mean like some of them had
motorized scooters, but every single one of them had like
and they were every single one of them had like
either like a motorized scooter or like they were very

(33:39):
clearly senior citizens. And I don't mean to like, you know,
type gas, but like that's they were very clearly senior citizens.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I mean to be fair, Like they probably fought in
World War two.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Or their parents didn't, and they learned right right, so
like they had like you know, Elon is a muskrat
signs and like like just it was it was like,
you know, no fascism here. Just it was really it
was awesome. And I was a mixed group of people,
which I didn't know for sure. I knew one of them,

(34:12):
the one that I'm closest with, and we've talked about
it before we went, like when I went cashing with
him on the day of the inauguration, we were very
much like we're only here because we don't want to
watch what's going on, like anyway, So I knew that
he was with me, but I knew the other people
I wasn't. One of them is very religious and does

(34:32):
not pay attention to the news, So I can see
him being maga but not being a voter, because I
truly don't think. I don't think that he he like
goes to work at like six in the morning and
like works until like ten o'clock at night, like six
days a week, right, and then he's like a youth
pastor of the weekend, and he's a good person. He's

(34:54):
not like a creepy guy or whatever. But like I
can see him being like hearing from church like, oh,
you know, Trump is gonna like bring Jesus back and
him being like, okay, cool, Trump's bringing Jesus back, and
then never going and verifying anything because he's that He's
definitely the kind of person that you could tell doesn't
even have like any alert set to his phone. And

(35:15):
then the other people were just like totally unknown. I
had no idea where they stood, so as we're walking
through though the fact that the thing was so like
endearing but also whatever is we had to walk that
circle to cross the street to get to you know whatever,
so it was like a walking traffic circle too, And
I tried to fist bump a couple of fist bump

(35:37):
a couple of them, and they had no idea what
I was trying to know to fetch them right. He's like, no, no,
I'm with you. It was so funny, so finally why
I just was like, yeah, you go, he is a muskrat.
And then like I went and I didn't care, like

(35:57):
you know, the group I was with they saw me
or not, Like I was just like, yeah, high five,
great job. And I swear to god, I went high
five to three different old people before the fourth one
was final, like yeah, and then I find me like
I feel like it was a pretty universal symbol of support, right, yeah, anyway,

(36:19):
Pittsburgh A plus nice? Uh okay, So but while I
was there cake pops. I asked them actually because at
that moment it was so awkward because only one person
I knew supported me the fist bumping, and so that
we crossed the street and I was like hey, because
we happened to cross a passive bakery. So I was like, hey,

(36:40):
how does everybody feel about cake pops? My friends and
I were talking about cake pops, this cake pops this week,
and they were like, what's the point of them? They're pointless?
And I was like, thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
We can agree on something where we come together common ground,
you know, Okay, cop at a time.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, let's see. Matt gave proof of the New York
Times the nets with the dude. Yeah, and that was
the purple one, which made it like extra grape.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Man. Jamie says I'm owned, you got me, which is
we were talking about, like hey by the Tesla's I'm
owned you got me.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Matt also brought up that Sex Lives of College Girls
has been canceled, so sad, He's sad. So I think
there's still a season.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I haven't seen, right, Yes they haven't.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
The third one, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Have seen it. It is good, but like it's inconsistent.
M Like it's not as good as the first two seasons.
Like there's like a lot of very noticeable like a
d R, like a lot of Joe were like rewritten
in post and like.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
So the coverage is weird.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
So it's sort of like, oh, that's.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Not how the script was originally shot it exactly. I
don't know what was happening, Like I don't know if
that's the result of the writers strike or oh good point,
you know, maybe they just come to bad director. Like
I don't know what it was, but it like it
was enough. They were like, yeah, I guess if I'm
really being honest, this season is not is good?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay, good to know it's still worth watching.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
It's still worth watching. Like it's like the characters are
still great. The jokes when they land really land.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I wonder if Renee Rap will come back if they
do land a fourth season somewhere else because Justin Noble,
the Coke creator or whatever headwriter he posted on Instagram
that he was they were shopping it around to try
to find another.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Home for it.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, so I wonder if because Renee rap, did you know,
half and half out that season because she was in
with her music career, but her music career obviously didn't.
She had a lot of she had buzz, but it
didn't take off the way she thought it was going to.
I wonder if she will come back for another season
and if that will be a you think that might

(39:11):
be a negotiation point.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
The way they wrote her character out, I think it
would be really difficult to get back in in.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Like a lot of way.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Like I think you could certainly make a case for it,
but you could certainly.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Make a case for bringing her back, like to a
couple of episodes, Okay, but I think just the like
the story arc, it wouldn't make sense to just.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Like bring her back completely.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Okay, good to know they kind of wrote themselves into
a corner.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Darn it. But you can always write yourself out of
anything you could.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
You could, I.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Wrote my way out, there's your, there's your.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Probably wouldn't like it.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I think it was weird, Okay, all right, I got whatever.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
I just I just googled her to figure out which
one it was. But you guys were talking about the
accent on her name.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Is on the wrong e.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Oh whoops, she was born that way, baby, Yes, No,
it's just.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Maybe it was a mistake on her birth certificate.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
I mean it's like.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
We don't have accents in English, so like there's that,
but like go to go visit France.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Someday and like explain that one anyway.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
In regards to the sex size of college girls, Greg says,
I read there's hope it could move Netflix. Nothing official yet.
If not on that, If not, it's gone. Well that's
funny because I was actually going to finally cancel my Netflix.
It's all right, I'll bring it back for stranger things.
It's expensive, though, and there's so many better services out there,

(40:52):
it really is.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
We do the ad supported Netflix now.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
See, I'm gonna I might go down to that before
anything else. But there's nothing I want to watch right
now because it maybe that uh the point Guard.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Stunning point finally finished the whole thing, and I finally now.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Remember that I was just called the Basketball Show because.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Is it good? Because I hear it's good.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I really fine, I will I believe our.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Okay, And like he doesn't like he doesn't like sitcoms.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'll watch it and we'll talk about it next week.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I'm in a sitcom era.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
That's like all I love sitcom I love sitcoms, and
comes its like so and we also because before the
thing we watched before that was Zero Day, which it
took it took a long time for him to convince
me to watch that, and it was good, Like I'm
fine that I watched it, but it's it's just like, yeah,

(41:51):
like I'm much more of like a just like a
fun sitcom before go to bed.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Don't need to see the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Like that's really stressful right now.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I just lo like a tight thirty minutes of like
things that are going to make me laugh. That's really
all I have like the capacity for right now.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Mean well, i'd literally count the days until I get
a new episode of Tracker and a new episode of
Will Trent.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Don't well either of those things.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
So Tracker, he's they're both I believe from book series,
but like Tracker is the dude from This is Us,
you know, the big guy just in something. He's finding
missing people, so those have happy endings. And Will Trent
is like a murder mystery series, So like you know,
sometimes they at the endings, sometimes they don't. But I'm

(42:39):
literally living to that. But also the kids and I
are watching Elsbeth.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Yeah, I was literally just thinking that, like when because
I'm yeah, I realized there was a new season and
I'm like halfway through it.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
And yeah, we're only like two or three episodes in,
but like it's it's delightful. Like there's murder, but like
it's delightful. And I know her husband is in it
as a bad guy this season too, so I'm excited
to when we get to that. M okay Michael Emerson.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Yeah, like her husband in real life or her TV husband.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
No, no, no, her husband in real life.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
But my favorite part about Elsbeth is that the murderer
is always the most famous actor there. Like it's like
they convinced him to come in and play the killer.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
You're like, you see Nathan Lane and you're like, oh,
this dude can someone.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I know?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
But then you think of only murders in the building,
You're like, oh, he's going to kill someone again. Good times.
All right, We've got two emails to get through real quick.
Our first email is from John the retired guy.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Uh John writes an unsolicited opinion, Hey, Rod's well. After
listening to last week's episode, I was thinking to myself
that Zach should be able to have a smartphone now
that he's in fifth grade. He seems to be a
really nice and smart kid, and it would probably help
in social circles. Colleen and Jay have done a fantastic
job as parents, and I think he would be a

(44:07):
responsible young man with his phone. The fact that he
was smart and responsible enough to feel uncomfortable at a
friend's house with a bunch of mega paraphernalia and call
for a pickup to get himself out of that situation. Wow,
sign me up for that kid's future anyway. Just one
old school guy's opinion. Thanks for cranking out these shows

(44:27):
pre weekend, Colleen, John the retired guy.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Aw, you're welcome. Do you have my best?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
So?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
John actually messaged me after he sent his email to
say that he hoped he wasn't stepping out of line,
and he's not. All opinions are welcome. We actually applied
to have Alex switch back to his base school so
we'd no longer be in year round, and that elementary
school is attached to a middle school. That is not

(44:57):
our base school. So using the we got Alex transferred,
using the excuse or the reasoning that he wanted to
be near his sibling, we still got denied. So Zach Alex.
Zachary will be going to middle school, you know, fifteen
minutes away, while Alex will be going to elementary school
next to the middle school that is both two miles away.

(45:19):
But you know whatever, Okay, So anyway, we were thinking
about this and I don't I think it might help
him in social circles, but I also don't think that
I don't think that it would help him in terms
of like needing that fix. I kind of equated to

(45:41):
because he has a he's the iPad, which is like
the gateway drug. And I kind of pointed to, like
how you're allowed to drink when you're a kid with
your parents, and then like you get that dopamine when
you're younger, and like you know you're forever, Like that's
what you know when you're young, so you want to
chase that when you're older, something that I definitely understand

(46:05):
because I was allowed to drink at home when I
was younger, and I don't want that for Zachary or
any either of them with that because I can kind
of just see he like many other kids are like
that's that's where they're getting their dopamine fixes from. So

(46:25):
that's why we're trying to just wait a little bit longer.
I know he's responsible. I don't think he would get
himself into any kind of like dangerous trouble. But I
also then have concerns that kids his age, starting his age,
they're getting radicalized, like there are right the right wing
shit really seeps in from a young age and on.

(46:50):
And he might be responsible and and you know, compassionate
and understand things now, but that's because he's not getting
Andrew Tate in his fucking feed every goddamn fucking morning.
And that's what we're trying to avoid is we know
that he is great, he is a what we know,

(47:11):
he's a wonderful kid. We're trying to figure out how
do we keep him safe and how do we prevent
him getting these crazy ideas in his head about you know,
how like masculinity is supposed to be and you know
what women are supposed to do, and like I don't.
That is what I have heard is very prevalent in

(47:32):
that you know starting in that age group and then
going for the next decade, like, I don't want him.
I don't want him exposed to that. I just I
just don't and I know he's going to be exposed
to it, but I feel like the longer I can
keep that from happening and build my own base, the
better I can be. Now, maybe my parents also thought

(47:55):
that with Fox News and whatnot for me, where they
thought like the you know, the longer they could keep
me whatever the whatever it would be. And I still, like,
you know, got out into the world and got out
of the echo chamber and discovered like, oh shit's not

(48:15):
like what that is. But I don't know. I can't
control what he doesn't when he's an adult, but I
can give him the solid foundation and the critical thinking
skills to come back to what I believe would be
better values than anything else. So that's that, John, Thank

(48:38):
you so much. I appreciate all the very kind words,
though I just I'm just a mom trying to keep
my kid from being radicalized by MAGA. Thank you, though.
Next up, we have a Andy update.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
This week in Andy's Virginity It Broad's Colleen has read
my emails in the past but it's been a while.
Still in for another week, Still in it for another week,
trying to stay positive, but also dealing with the what
the fuck thoughts?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Like you three, Well.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
With all that, with all the bad going on, it's
important to remember there's still a lot of good people
are standing up, and while there is a lot of
work to do and the change isn't as fast as
we want, things are happening.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Like my lower.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Stakes issues, we have to keep going, keep helping when
we can, and keep looking for the positives. Hashtag I'm
with hers Andy.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
True true, indeed, indeed.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Here here what positives. I'm trying to think of the
positives to respond? What positives that we're looking for?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Calls to people's congress people are up.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yes, the more people are getting engaged with politics.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
So yeah, that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Mm hmm, that's very true. Fucking Chuck Schumer. I feel
like this is his time. Really, he's in the end game. Now,
we're in the end game, and his endgame is even shorter.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
It's Schumer's office on Friday, to let him pleased, as
a constituent, tell him displeased.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
And neighbor yeah yeah, real mad Actually went to dinner
with so, me and the kids and my oh my
new next door neighbor. Okay she is she's from Portland
or Seattle. She's from Seattle. Super liberal, right, she teaches
E s L in a year round school. And Carrie

(50:52):
super great though, Like we had not met her. Uh
she was at the dinner. It was like us and
these two uh uh they're the parents of another woman
my age in the neighborhood. They're the ones that hosted
the Kamala workers for six weeks while they were here
during the election. Wow. So they had the head of

(51:13):
like you know, the you know, outreach in North Carolina.
Like she stayed with them, and they are amazing people.
They were telling us like they are Jesus people who
are like actually like Jesus people.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yes, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, it was great though. And wait, newest neighbors also
a Democrat and she was there and this was awesome.
But yeah, finally, finally we're building our own little Quarner
Republicans of Democrats in my neighborhood. The best part is
I asked my new neighbor, Hey, when you looked at
your house, did you notice the signs that we put

(51:51):
up for Harris Harris Waltz and she goes, oh my god, yes,
like and I was just like, like I did it,
Like I brought those sides out because I wanted. I
wanted to attract democrats and I did.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Okay, anyway, sorry, thank you guys for adulting me. I
am so excited about this.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
And I love this like Friday dinner thing.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah, yeah, they're awesome.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
It was really really cool. They've invited us several times,
but they've always said no kids. And then this time
I was like, days out of town, if only I
could bring my kids, that's it. And they were like,
that's fine, and like they made pie for the kids.
They had a pie day dinner, They made a pie
for the kids, They made Shepherd's Pie for dinner. They

(52:39):
set up like you know, Disney Plus downstairs for them
to watch and it was really just nice. And they
had so many stories of people they've helped, and like
the one thing that she did that they they did
say which struck me was they they've been involved in

(53:01):
politics for a really long time and they were in
their daughter is actually she used to work for She
used to work for the Health Agency before moving to
DHHR she's been. She was there for twenty years. She's
now there and it's almost two years, so she's still
in probationary period, and she's really concerned about being laid

(53:24):
off because it's kind of like any day now, and she's,
you know, she's just was she switched apartments, so that's
probation so she can get kicked off. And they went
to meet up with them for a weekend and they
had a friend that was there that they've met through politics,
who worked in she's worked in every Democratic administration since
the Carter administration, so she worked for Jimmy Carter. And

(53:47):
that woman said, yeah, times are shitty and it sucks,
but like there's there's I still don't see that this
is the end of the road where like we need
to give up and roll over, Like there's still always
a chance to fight back, and like she was just
giving them all these ways to fight back. So they're
planning on like emailing all the Democrats that they know

(54:11):
and going through all the ways that this woman who
you know, has been there since Carter, like all the
ways that she recommended, like you fight back, because she
was just like all this has happened before, and we
stopped it, and yeah, it's a lot further now than
it was, but there's no reason why we can't. We
still can't stop it, like you know, it's it's it's

(54:32):
not too late. So and it was very cool. And
she sent me the invite and I'm yeah, I'm gonna
go if i can. But yeah, she's they're really cool.
I'm really glad we went like it just was it was.
It was really cool.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Awesome, that's great, that's really great.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, sorry, that was very very long. All right, thank
you everybody. Let's finish up with the master, she said,
which is super much more fun.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Uh, you got to watch the video later.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Should be around three minutes or so, seven minutes of
Heaven Shandy.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
No one would judge you if you just watched them
and talk to yourself.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Are you finished.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
That's a big thing.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Let's do it now.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I'm gonna pick like ten of these here, which will
be very quick.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
It doesn't need to be this big.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
This person has never had a good one.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
You pull it out, and you'll pull mine out too.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
We can make it happen. Why not?

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Oh my god, we need pictures.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Feel that so hard and to finish us off.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Johnson I was going to tell everyone to do it.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
That was worth the break. That was great.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
We can do hard things.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm going to do my first standing, but hopefully not
your last.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Good times. Thank you Matt. That was that was fun.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
That was fun.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Good.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Thank you to everybody that emailed in. Thank you the patrons,
especially the ones that can contribute a certain level. And
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If you are a patron, we have Slash are about

(56:53):
to release a patron's bonus show that is just a
behind the scenes look at the chaos when Shandy lost
electricity a couple of weeks ago. So check that out.
To check out the other shows of the network, We've
got Survivor JJC is out amazing Race with Jack and
Cindy remalcast after dark, and then got Christy and Jamie.

(57:16):
Joe are talking about Survivor Australia, So check all that out.
It's happening, all right. Anybody got anything else before we go? Yeah, nope,
all right. Well, on that note, thanks for listening. We'll
see you next week.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, and I.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Watch Turning Point, Jumping Point, Starting Point.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Running Points, Running Point, a Point Guard.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Yeah, watch Running Point. I'll talk about it next week too.
On that note, my name is Colleen, my name is Amanda.
He'said everybody, Hi hi yah