Ep. 9.36 "Oligargle Deez Nuts"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe by.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello, and welcome to the broadcast with a man of
Shandy and Colleen.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda. I'm Shandy.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Welcome to the show, everybody. This is season nine, episode
thirty six, episode number three hundred and ninety six. How
is it going?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
It goes?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's going, it goes. Shandy's in the middle of tax Land.
I got up really early to work on taxes, but
I did not finish, and I'm just accepted that I'm
going to the extension because I'm going to Japan on Friday,
and this is very stressful to me. And I don't care.
I mean I do care, trust me, I care, very stressed,
lots to do, but decided yes, anyway, what about you, Amanda.

(01:03):
You're not in tax land anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Our taxes are done, and they were pretty late for us.
Usually when I was doing my taxes myself, I was
very much a like do them in January person, because
it's like, well, just I need that money back, like
I need that money. But now that we file together
and I get to be privy to Daniel's accountant, it's

(01:27):
just like so much easier. Yeah, you just like send
stuff off. He sends back this very confusing email of
like questions you need to answer, and then I have
to figure out like hmm, which ones are directed at me?
Is that a joke? I don't know what he means.
Like that's the hardest part part. At the end, she
like explains like, Okay, next year, here's the things I

(01:50):
want you to do, and then he'll like make a
joke about like gold and the Romans, and I'm like,
is this a joke?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is this real?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Should be like I don't, okay, but we're getting money
ansel advice.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, Like it's sort of like okay, like for next year,
you know, because it's like, you know, next year you
should really try and like max out your you know,
roth Ira contribution, Like I always max out like my
dependent flex and he's like, keep doing that, that's great,
like diversify here, and he's like I realized that. Like
I'm making all these suggestions because you know, based off
of a world we're like you don't spend money during

(02:25):
the year, and everything costs what it costs in nineteen
ninety five, so like grain of salt, but like your
friendly accountant says, these are all the things you should
do with your money next year.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's so funny. I need to Yeah, uh, I need
to get somebody that's gonna I need a financial advisor.
But again, it doesn't matter because right now nobody knows
what the fuck is going on, and yeah, to.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Do that because it's all everyone's just like, Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I will say, for as scary as whatever we may
be about to experience, is it, sure is really really
fun watching all the like rich assholes like Acrimen and
and Leon and everybody like flip a ship about all
the money they're losing. That's pretty fun. I know. They

(03:15):
thought they voted for the rest of us to get poor.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Hard deal. The checks they wrote did not go to
fund this, yes.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, Sonny, except it did.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, you know, he's a dummy that loves tariffs, Like
you probably knew deep down this was coming.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
The fact that so many people were like, well, I
didn't think he'd actually do it was just like okay, sure,
but the first.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Time around, there were no there were grown ups in
the room.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
There's no more grown ups anymore, Like, like, what what
did you think? Like, did you really think Stephen Miller
was going to be like hold on, boss, don't you.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Know, don't ruin the world economy.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Right, Like of course that's that's what these people want
to do. They they want to destroy everything.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, and I will say it's it's very eye opening.
Like the I mean, I think I've said it before.
The thing that always gets me is the hypocrisy and
the double standard. So like these same people, you know,
go back six months and everyone was lighting their hair
on fire over you know, the price of eggs, And
now the same people are like making excuses and like, oh,

(04:41):
we just have to trust his instincts and just.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like, yes, give you a chance, give him a chance,
the same yes, And they're also like, well, you know,
we don't really need to drink coffee.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I do, It's like I do.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
But also it's like what again the hypocrisy?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
You really needed your eggs, but now it's.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay that you're not.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
What if I could blame the people I want to
blame exactly exactly only a problem? WoT was appropriate? Scapegoats?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
What was what were we joking about? Or was it
me and Jay that were joking like oops all something
I forget what it was, but it feels like, oops,
I got what I voted for? Oops all? Promises made,
promises kept.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I mean when people like just I believe him when
he tells you what he's going to do.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
He's been doing that for ages, just because like people
made him not do some of his worst instincts last time,
Like did you think it was just going to be
four more years of him not showing up to dead
American soldiers' funerals or whatever? Like do you think it was?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
They're like, is a little bit of like Charlie Brown
and the football to all.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Of this, Yes, except this time Lucy didn't pull the
football away. We are living through what happens when Lucy
keeps the football. Oh my god, I I'm so stupid.
This is crazy, you know, it's so funny. I'm very

(06:27):
very sorry that the show. Last show came out so late,
especially because it was timely with it being April Fool's
Day and the election, which we heard the results in
real time, and that was really fun to go back
and listen to us our excitement in our voices and
we were like, oh my god, we might actually win
this thing. And then to find out, you know, ooh

(06:49):
that was It kind of reminded me like that joy
On April first sort of reminded me of the morning
the January fifth when war knock one and we were like, Leader,
we woke up on January sixth, You're like, it's gonna
be a great fucking day.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Anything nice.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
You can't take a good day without a bad one.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
So much joy. And then the next day was Liberation Day.
We got we got like very hours, too very short,
twenty hours to enjoy it, which again whatever I mean, uh,
I yes, right now, it's like the people feeling the
pain that aren't from that are the wealthy, but that

(07:42):
will trickle down because guess what that's her trickle economic scare.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Truly, do you have retirement savings? Maybe you just don't
want to look at it for the next fifteen years.
Doing this is gonna make you sad.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I got the statement for the five twenty nine and
I don't even know if that's affected, but I just
did not look I just clicked the lead on the email.
I was like, perhaps next month.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's another one. Just don't look at it. Just don't
look at it.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's just not gonna feel good.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
But you know, Saturday was an important day. They were
the hands off protests, which you know, that was really
cool to It was really cool to just scroll through
and see everybody's pictures. Yeah, I had on Friday night,
I went to pick up pizza and we live right,

(08:41):
We lived one point eight miles from the Tesla dealership,
and there was a giant protest outside and every single
person out there was older. And it was cool because
it was just like, I get it, it's Friday afternoon.
You're the ones that have the.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Time, are free on a Friday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
But it was awesome because because for so long it
was like we heard like, oh, the boomers are the
ones that are voting. The boomers are the ones that
are voting.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
But I think that there was a substantial amount of.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Like older, older people who actually went for Harris this
time around because uh, because of all the medicare crap, right,
But it was it was cool because it was just
like that protest that I was I saw in Pittsburgh
when we did that geocashing day. It was the you know,
the wheel the electric wheelchairs and the older people. The

(09:32):
one lady that was scared to fist bump me. But
it was like like it was it was awesome, Like
it was just you know, honk if honk, if you
you know, think Elon sucks and everybody's driving down A
three to honkin. Just I would say there was a
good seventy people there, and to me, I would say

(09:53):
that maybe from what I saw, sixty five out of
the seventy were sixty five year old.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Sixty five not all boomers, man, not all boomers.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, but it was awesome. It was really cool just
to see it. And then I didn't do the protests
on Saturday because I.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Threw Jay a surprise birthday party, which we'll talk about.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
But a very good use of one's time. Yes, this
is not the last protest. We're gonna need a lot. Yeah, No,
the next one great, but the next one year.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
The next one's April nineteenth, and that's the day before
the Insurrection Act could get dropped on us, which would
really put a damper to all protesting in Japan on
the nineteenth. I fly back on the twentieth, So who
knows if I'm even going to be allowed to get
back into the country.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm sure it'll be fine anyway. Yes, So a man,
I saw your mom was at one of the protests
and she sure was.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, my parents went with a bunch of their friends,
and they were really pretty like energized about it, and
they you know, had nothing but really good things to
say about the experience. And yeah, I really like proud
of them.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, and I just I
have fomo. I really do wish that we had made
more of a point to go. I think in New
York City, I was like a little nervous to like,
you know, bring an almost four year old child there.
She's at like that weird age where like you can't
wear her anymore, but you also can't like trust her
to stay close. Yeah, but you know, I think I

(11:33):
I think next time, we just need to to do it,
you know. And I think that's a good thing for her.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Take her to the one by your parents. It looked
like it was way more too.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
And it's like we've taken her to like smaller protests before,
like we're you know, we're involved in some like you know,
parent groups here in the city, so like we've done
smaller scale things, but we haven't done something that was
thousands of people. You know. The New York City one
was like twenty city blocks or something worth of people,

(12:04):
Like it was like an an insane amount of people.
But that's not an excuse. Next next time, we will
put our money our feet where our our hearts are,
so to speak.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, that's awesome, awesome. Yeah, if you went, if you
were at one of the protests, email us, let us
know your experience. I would love to hear about it.
So many people that I know in Raleigh looked like
they were you know, had on their social media pictures
and whatnot. And some of the pictures from around the

(12:38):
internet of the different protests, like the signs were so funny,
so good.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
The signs were so good. I love a protest sign. Yeah, yeah,
I love a sign moment.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
There was one that I never sent you guys, and
it made me laugh so hard. It was Elon Musk
can Ola garg goal these nuts. I laughed for like

(13:09):
two minutes straight because we are solidly and D's nuts here.
Oh my god. Uh. There was also U, somebody like
a contingency of MAGA online was like posting pictures of

(13:29):
the rallies and we were like, imagine being this jobless?
Do these people not have jobs? And then people were
just posting pictures of January sixth, and they were like, uh,
this was on a Wednesday, mind you, not a Saturday, jackass,
double standard.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Always there's that hypocrisy coming right all back.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
But my other favorite ones because I know I showed you,
I sent you guys a whole bunch. But I really
liked the uh the old Lady that was like I
called Trump a cunt, but it's not. It lacks the
death and warmth honk if you've ever texted drunk text

(14:17):
of war plans. And then my favorite one was we're
all the couch now.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
That one takes a minute, that one like comes up behind.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
No one, least the oh. And I believe there were
forty five thousand people in Raleigh, which is insane because
you yeah, millions around the country, which is super cool.
Also crazy that it was barely covered by the media. Yeah,

(14:57):
like what are they afraid of? I know what they're
afraid of, but that it means like obviously, you know,
no boy, no guys come up, but.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Like, you know, not not for nothing, Like yes, my
legacy media is really struggling. It's like trying to like
you know, thankfully, I did see a lot of coverage
on like my Instagram but like you.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Know, exactly, you know, yeah, inherently exactly. I saw it
all online, but I wouldn't know if it was on TikTok.
I wouldn't know because I'm not on it. But right, yeah,
so they could have been.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
But just one more this. I really actually liked this.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Sign, and I think you guys hearted this both when
I sent it, but it was I am no longer
accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the
things I cannot accept. I loved that. So good, Yeah,
so good. That needs to be our motto for the
next four years plus. Yeah, hopefully not four years plus.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
No, oh my god, no point.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
What point is somebody twenty fifth this motherfucker? No, nobody
soon soon. No, they're all scared. They're all too scared.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Well, exactly as you so aptly said, you know, there's
no adults in the room anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
No, just a bunch of sick ad fants.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, and a.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Bunch of people that think that they're getting exactly what
they want.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Well, I think Patz of America this weekend. I don't
listen to their Sunday shows, usually sometimes being the exception.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Yeah, yeah, I don't usually, and I don't listen to
the dailies, the interview one on Sundays either.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Uh yeah, I just I just kind of don't. I
feel like sometimes they get like things just get dumped
on on there. But we did start to listen to
the kids and I were in the car the other
day and we started to listen to the Sunday one
and they had the guy that wrote The Big Short
on and I love that movie.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh that's who he was. Yeah. It was like kind
of space and out during the beginning, so I missed
the setup of like yeah and he wrote he was
like he's a writer and you know, but like, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, And it was an interesting conversation. I think I
had like fifteen minutes left and we did not finish it.
I stopped it when we got home and I never
went back to it.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
But I think we dumped out at the exact same
place because I think I had that fourteen minutes. Yeah.
It's like eventually I realized I was like, oh, this
isn't actually like the Monday.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Yeah, You're like, oh, it's just love it, and it's
like for a long time, this is an interesting conversation,
but like I'm not getting any like news.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yes, exactly exactly, time.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
To listen to podcasts.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I need to get the news exactly. But it was
fascinating and I thought it was interesting that because where
I left they were talking about because he's writing that
book I guess about civil servants, and they were in
the middle of talking about like how he thinks that people,
UH have this like pre conceived notion of like a
lazy government bureaucrat worker, when if they actually like understood

(18:06):
what the people that actually care about their jobs do,
they would be very surprised at Yeah. Anyway, yeah, so anyway,
good times. My other favorite Puttive America joke this week
was they were talking about the filibuster thing and love
it went. Booker did the third longest filibuster on this show.

(18:27):
I remember that they interviewed him during the primaries and
he gave this answer that was like ten minutes long,
and I remember.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Thinking at the time being like.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Holy shit, this guy talks more than me.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Get to the gab.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
And you know you put it, put it to use.
You use your talents for good.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Whatever you got you've worked at Tollbux.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
No, Like I did like that analogy that they said
sort of like using the things that you're good at.
That like he knows he's good at talking on the
Senate floor, so like that was where he could have impact.
And like, when you think about it that way, it's like, yeah,
it's like that's how do you maximize your impact? You
like lean into what you're good at.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's think smarter, not harder.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right or yeah, in this case longer. Oh my god. Yeah.
I think it is funny though, how that did take
off so much. But as we talked about last week,

(19:43):
because somebody got up there and did something m h
that was really the.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Right and you know the record, we're saying politics, but
also make.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It sports, make it sports, make it sports.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay. Anyway, I did a surprise birthday party this weekend,
and I had the idea for it over the weekend,
but I didn't actually implement it until Tuesday, right before
we started recording, when he had band practice. So I
made this thing come together from Tuesday evening through Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
That's impressive.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
That's really impressive. It was I got my like health
report for my watch, Like did you get your health
report each week? Like part of your screen report and
your sleep report and all that, and it was like, warning,
your heart rate has been elevated for the past five
days in a row. And I was like, yeah, yeah,

(20:43):
because I was like, well, if I'm gonna do this,
I need to like take a deep breath and jump
off the cliff because there's there's no slowing down. We
just gotta we gotta buckle it and do this. And
I started like putting out feelers for people on Tuesday,
because on Monday I talked to one of his friends
that live locally and he was kind of that wishy

(21:03):
washy but like didn't really know what to do. So
I was like, because the West going to a poker
night surprise and then I was like, okay, well he
can't make it. Maybe I'll just invite Jay's family. And
then when the band got here, I was like, well,
let me ask them if because Jay went upstairs to
get something, so I was like, let me ask them
real quick if they can make it, and they both could,

(21:24):
and then I was like, I think I can do this,
so I started I was still inviting people. I was
calling them as I was getting the pizza driving past
Tesla on Friday.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
What do you doing tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, exactly, and almost every single person that I talked
to was able to make it. I think he did
three two people here.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
It was.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Very cool and fun. I saw Elena and Chase.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
That was awesome. Yeah, I saw them in the pictures.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, Elena brought her cooler. Thank god it's always but yeah,
it was really cool. It was it was good. Uh,
I I was able to. I started clean, So that's
why I'm so behind on taxes. I didn't have the
show done because I started cleaning on Thursday and Friday

(22:12):
and Saturday. Like I was just in NonStop, like keep
everything spick and spick and span clean, like just because
because my plan was to send them to the movies.
I bought four movie tickets and I was gonna get
a migraine right before it started and not be able
to go nice. So I set it up like even
because I usually I get those headaches on like the

(22:35):
left side of my face, and usually like kind of
coincides with the last day what my cycle would be.
I always had these stupid headaches, So like I even
set it up. I kept saying, I was like, oh
my god, I've got my period again two weeks in
a row, and at one point, it was like, you poor,
I am so sorry, and I was like, I know,

(22:56):
like I just I just I'm so I just can't
stand that. I feel so floaded. I don't feel right.
And then that morning I was like, I had even
more blood this morning and now I've got a headache.
He's like, oh, you poor thing.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
So I just kept playing the survivor I did.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I kept I set the long game, I kept playing
it up and then I ended up and I don't
sit still well. So because my heart was pounding, I
was like, oh, I've got an ace in the hole now. So,
like Jay was watching TV as they were waiting to
go to the movies, and I like laid like next
to him to snuggle, but I made sure to put

(23:35):
like my chest on his like arm leg area, and
he was like, your heart and then after like two minutes,
like your heart is beating so fast, and I was
your heart is pounding, and I was like, because my
head is pounding. He's like, he's like, are you gonna
have to make the movies? I was like, oh, I
really want to, but probably not. You guys might have

(23:58):
to go without me. And then I got the ice
pack and I laid there for twenty minutes that ice
pack over my head, like counting to like sixty over
and over again. I was like, this is the longest
twenty minutes of my life. When are you guys going
to go? The kids came upstairs and I was like, oh,
it's so loud, and then they were like, why don't
you go in the room and sleep. I was like, oh,

(24:20):
thank fucking god. At least I cand close the door
and play in my room and just pretend, pretend. But
I had told the boys on Thursday because I was
kind of worried a little bit that they would like
freak out and like try to guilt me into going,
and I was like, hey, first I told Zach and
then I told I was like, I have a special
present coming for Daddy and I have to sign for it,

(24:42):
and he's going to be away next week, so the
only window was during the movie and if it doesn't
come then then it's going to have to be signed
for on Monday, and then he won't get it until
Thursday night, and then he won't get to enjoy it
because we're going to Tokyo the next day. And you know,
if you guys could please just knock, give me a
hard time, and I can't go to movies like I'd
really appreciate it. Alex the next two days was just like, Mommy,

(25:06):
I'm gonna tell daddy that you're lying if you don't
do this, mommy, if you don't do this, if you
don't let me play whatever, like I'm gonna tell daddy
you see you have a secret. And I was like,
stop it.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
And at one point he said it and Jay heard
and I was.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Just like, stop, Alex, You're being ridiculous, and he just
brushed it off because Alex stopped thence I even asked him.
I was like, all these things like happen, like you
noticed because I went shopping on Thursday or Wednesday, uh,
throughout the week, like I went to Costco, I want
to Wegman's. I brought in I had, I brought in

(25:45):
bags of stuff. Jay had meetings all week, like he
was teaching classes. So I left the door unlocked all
day in the back door on Thursday, Wednesday and Thursday,
and just started bringing things in while he was in meetings,
like around the back of the house in like shopping bags,
put them in the like drinks in the fridge down here.
At one point there was a box of chips here.

(26:07):
He was playing with Alex on the bed back here.
He saw the chips. He was like, I was like,
you didn't think, like why I had a big box
of chips in here, and he was just like no,
I just figured you didn't want zach to eat them,
and you just want to eat them yourself.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
I was like, seriously, I had jugs of.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Soda upstairs that I had switch switched out, like Jerry
had left one in there that was like a coke zero.
I put a regular coke and a diet coke down there,
and like Jake note, I saw him look at it,
and he never thought anything of.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
It, Like I reorganized things.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
He never no. I just figured, you know, you're anxious
and just cleaning and you know. And I was just like, wow,
it was so easy to get get away with this.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Some people are easy to plant surprises for because they like.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah. But the funniest thing was that moral that morning,
oh oh oh, so just to finish the Alex thing,
as I was as like they came in to kiss
me goodbye, Alex. Zachary's like, oh mommy, wink wink, And
I was like no, Zach I read because then I
was like, no, I'm this far. Nobody's fucking this up
for me. It's like, no, I really have a headache.

(27:15):
I really really do. I'm so sorry. And he's like,
oh okay, and he believed me, and Alex just goes
I know what you're doing, You're you're welcome. He just
fucking left the house. That's how he was saying about
to me. I know what you're doing. You're welcome. Kid.

(27:40):
It's like thanks, nice seven year old, thank you. But
you know, that morning I had to So I was
supposed to go to Pure Bar, and I had balloons
and stuff to pick up and I wanted to get
like the fruit and veggie platters. The morning of they
were going to go to the flea market and I
was going to go to Purebar. And then one of

(28:00):
the people coming to the party asked you to play
pickleball with him that morning at seven, So that screwed
up everything. So I had to Then then I missed
Purebar because I was like, well, maybe I can just
go as I'm waiting for them to whatever. I had
to pretend to go there. I had to pretend had
my location on. I was afraid he would check for
whatever reason. Because he was suspicious, I had to sit
in the parking lot of fucking purebar for forty five minutes.

(28:28):
What I ended up doing at one point was I
turned the location like I turned it off onto airplane mode,
and then just like kind of walked around North Hills
for a little while. It was like, I can't sit
here anymore. And then as soon as I saw that
they had left the house, then I was like, Okay,
it's game time. I got the balloons, I got the everything.
I made it back. They left. They left five minutes

(28:52):
earlier than they should have, so I was able to
get to the catering to pick it up ten minutes early,
which then let me get to the second catering because
I got stuff with the kids early. And then I
beat Jay's parents. They were going to get here before me.
I beat them back by about five minutes. Like everything
went so smoothly.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Nice. So where did you like hide everybody's cars?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh? I actually so. My neighbor next door is she
was out of the country. They because it was spring
break week, so they were in like Switzerland. She let
me have people park there, so the bann people and
Elena people that he would know their cars they parked there,
Jay's parents, sister, and coworkers parked behind the house. And

(29:36):
then everybody else like Sarah TJ And some of our
other friends and his friends that he wouldn't know their
cars they parked up by the court that is, like
by that basketball hoop that's like in front of the
neighbors over there down there. So he never even noticed
that there was anything off car wise or anything, because
it's not out of the ordinary for those people that
live all the way down there to have people over

(29:58):
on the weekends, like they do it fairly regular, so
they never noticed anything. And like the kids came in.
I thought Zach was gonna be like, what is this?
But he didn't.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Like we were all like, come on, come on, going,
So he came in.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Alex said something first, but then like he's before, he
saw everybody, and then he like stopped Denie's tracks. You
could see he was just like what so that he
ran in, and then you know, Jake came in and
we got him. He was surprised for real, so he says,
but yeah, he was good, he was really fun. Yeah,

(30:35):
so my heart rate was back to normal for one
day until I remember that I had to do the
broadcast and taxes and pack for Japan and plan a
whole trip to Japan because I still know what we're
actually doing when we're there. So finally I.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Was like, you know, bring out a travel book and.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Exactly exactly, well, Jack and Cindy have been looking things
up up to and some of the preliminary stuff I
finally started to do, and like my anxious, jittery whatever,
they had seen too. So I think we're gonna be
okay if we can play it by year, because most
things you can get tickets like the day before if
you want to go do it. But I'm excited and

(31:17):
nervous obviously and anxious, and I'm gonna pack tomorrow so
that way I have all day Thursday to unpack and repacks.
And it's a good process, yeah, because usually I'm up
at like five o'clock before trips and I'm folding laundry
still and I'm packing again, and I'm so I'm not

(31:38):
doing that this year. Not doing that. If I have
to do my taxes in the goddamn Tokyo Hotel, then
I'll do my taxes there. But whatever. Anyway, I'm so sorry.
I've been talking for way too long, as I tend
to do.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, they're good stories though. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Anything else going on with you guys?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Well, I believe we're getting a cat cat on the weekend,
which we're both really really great. So then we like
had a hard time deciding, but I think we've made
our decision and we're filling out paperwork or we have
to fill up paperwork and stuff, and just I guess
there's a tuxedo cat uh Na Jamie and we have

(32:26):
to decide keep that name or change it or girl
is a boy Jamie?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
How old is it?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Two years old? And just very ye, very very sweet.
Came from like like a left left behind situation, was
like living in the walls with like a building, so
you know, it's like seen some stuff, but it was
still like just like a very sweet boy that just
like needs love and like we need we need love.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
All you need is love.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
We just need a person to love us. So yeah,
so we're hopefully I don't I don't have any details
as if yet, just to you know, it's like Eden's
birthday is this weekend coming up, and so we're Daniel's
parents are coming to visit. We're gonna, you know, potentially
have like a house full, so like and then Easter's

(33:21):
the weekend afterwards, so like it's kind of I suppose
maybe not the best timing, but like, yeah, we'll figure
it out. We'll figure it out, figure it out. You know.
It's just like should be so dark right now, and
just we just need something positive and happy and fluffy
and fluffy and yeah, so we're leaning into it and

(33:44):
just letting the rest of it just kind of fall
away and just to focus on the happy, fluffy kitty
the kiddy too.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, but like you know, it's like the joys of
like the four year old mind. It's sort of like, okay,
which you know, which cat do you like better? Like
the first cat or the second cat? The second cat?
Which did the girl cat or the boy cat? The
girl cat, but the girl cat was a first cat.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's just it's just sort of like seeing like how
the cat was around her and like trying to read
the tea leaves of like whence they're comfortable, Like how
are they actually going to be because it's like both
of them like responded to her like in different ways,
and like they both sort of swatted out her once,

(34:35):
But you know it's like to be expected when you're
like dealing with cats.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, you know that.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's like, you know, Daniel and I were like, look,
Captain was like a gem of a cat, Like no
other cat is going to let like a child lie
all over them, and like, you know, like he was
one of a kind. So like we do have to
expect that, like cats are going to take a little
bit to warm up to a loud little child.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, he also knew her from before she was born, right,
He was just sort of like, what is this bigger?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Bigger and noisier, more aggressive towards me. Where's the quiet
I visit?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
More to come. Good, that's exciting.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
You'll have to keep us updated next time we talk.
You might have had a cat for two weeks.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, yeah, certainly by the time you're back from Japan,
you know, hopefully he'll be all settled in and we'll
be adjusting to life now as a family of five.
When you count the two fish.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Are still alive fish updates Both fish still alive, still
in the vase, but still alive. We figure we have
to go to the pet store to get cat stuff anyway,
so our selection of like fish bowls, because I imagine
even the most docile of cats might not take too

(36:06):
kindly to like an open face vessel of.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Those fisher Those fish are not gonna last if you
open and then you'll have one, that's true.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I don't know. I thought, don't.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
No, no, it's in Eden's bedroom, so you know if
they die, like it like didn't even occur to me.
Like one of one of her Eden's like school friends,
so like I'm friendly with the mom and she's like, oh, yeah,
we already lost one, and she's like I had to
have that discussion, and I was thankfully I got to
it first, because like we keep it in living room.

(36:42):
I'm like, I keep it on Eden's dress or directly
cross from the bed. Didn't give it occurred to me
that maybe that wasn't the best place, just in case
the fish, like you have died.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Death is a part of me. I thought that with
rainbow the fish rest in peace, thought that we'll be
and might go after it. She was more interested in
trying to get the water from the She would hear
the water go through the filter. She was more interested
in looking that water. She didn't give two ships about
the fish doesn't care about the trip. But Jay discovered

(37:14):
Rainbow when he had died, and then it was like
three or four more days before the kids noticed, well, like,
where's Rainbow? Yeah that's weird. I don't see him. So
then finally we had to be like, Rainbow's dead.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Well, Rainbow crossed the Rainbow bridgege.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Swam right across it.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yep. Yeah. Okay, So in honor of I don't know,
needing a laugh, I have three things you guys can pick.
I will say one of them is whatever there, okay.

(38:00):
The first one is what terrible product are you forced
to use because there isn't anything better? Uh? The second
one is what's the most unhinged behavior you've ever seen
from a guest at Disney? And the last one is
older people millennials are sharing things that uh, that they

(38:21):
find seriously confusing about kids these days.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I'm so offended but also intrigued by the last one.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah, yeah, we have to do that, But I don't
like they don't need to say older people slash millennials.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
So I will say that this is the one that
I I haven't gone through all the way, but the
ones that I have seen are kind of hit or miss,
but maybe we just get through this master ebit.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Save that one for another time when you have a
chance to review it, and we'll just go with the
first one whichever.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Like I said, there are definitely some good ones in
here though, So if we can do whatever whichever you
guys want to do this, we can do this. I
just might pause and go a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Yeah, well, then let's go the first one. Then you've
read through, like.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
You know, Okay, okay, so this one is terrible. Products
you're forced to use because there isn't anything better. You're ready, Yes,
American Health Insurance.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I mean there is stuff that's better. It's just not
available for us.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Google Teams or Microsoft Teams.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Microsoft. Microsoft Teams is awful.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
It is so bad. Ye oh my god.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, and every update makes it worse. Really. Yeah, it's
less functional and it works less good.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
I will say, I'm used to I'm used to teams,
but some of the stuff that annoys me is mostly
like when you're going into like a document and then
you're like you close it and you're like all the
way back at the and you have to like click
back like that.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
That could very easily be improved because it's like there's
teams and there's share Point and there's some other Why
one one thing like one drive that was one drive
and share Point different. I don't know. It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Well, they're used differently, but they have some they have
some overlapping personalities.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I will give you that. It's like being at a
meeting and like someone has to share their screen and
it's like they've been asked to do like geometry calculus.
Like they're like, oh, hold on, oh wait, oh gosh,
I'm be doing it.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Like to be fair, you just push the little button
to share your screen and then you pick which screen you.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Want to share.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Yeah, but they give you like eighteen different options and
then they moved they moved the options around. So it's
like you figure it out. I'm doing it, I'm sharing
my screen. And then it's like all of a sudden,
you're like, oh, this is totally different.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Why did they change it? There was nothing wrong with it.
Why did they change it? H It's terrible anyway, Apparently
this is the hell I'm willing to die on. Sorry,
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Somebody else was willing to die on Windows, like actual,
like you know Microsoft Windows so you're like.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Windows, you know, like in your house, you lift.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Them off, willing to die on windows, die on stark. Okay,
what's the next one? Facebook? I'm old enough to that
I have friends and family who can't be moved to
another platform. Besides suck being evil, my feet is more

(41:57):
and more polluted with ads and agendas, and after cleaning
up my mom's and cleaning up my mom's feet is
an ongoing nightmare.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, it's like the Facebook groups, Like really, no other
platform has really like figured.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Out, yeah, that piece of it, but they're like letting
all that stuff, like the algorithms go haym with that. Yeah, okay,
the next one is nearly every bra I've ever worn.
Someday I should just learn how to sew so I
can make my own custom one.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Kind of.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Third love.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Man, I really like them, that's right, I knew that.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah, I highly recommend.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Sorry, I got to check them out. Ticketmaster alternatives like
sea Geek and stub hub tend to have even worse
fees and prices. Yeah, let's see what else. The monitors
we use in labor and delivery for moditoring monitoring a
baby heart rate. We always joke that if men gave birth,

(43:02):
we'd have state of the art ones that always worked
for us.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Just like how I had my uh my mammogram second
one the other day and was reminded of, you know,
this idea of how I think I said it probably
last year, Like I remember my mom telling me about
mammograms and you know, it kind of hurts because they
squished your boobs and stuff, and then like thirty years later,

(43:29):
going to get mine and being like, oh, it's exactly
the same as she described thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
But if it if it.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Was like something that squished like men's penises to get images,
there would have been advances.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Oh, totally. Next one is Amazon. My local stores seem
to be caring less and less. I mean, where are
the vacuums anymore?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
And when you go to the store, it's all locked up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Spotify, it's objectively terrible at everything, but also somehow better
than everything.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I don't have a Spotify account.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I don't use it still. I am off Spotify never.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I've never had Yeah, I've never had.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
This person said, every dang can opener I've ever owned
can't openers really getting suck? Yeah, even the automatic ones
like get messed up.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I sometimes find those harder. I like just the old
school crank.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I hate the crank ones. I can't figure them out.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
See sometimes the electrical ones I can't figure like where
is it? The one that goes around the side of
the cannon? Is the one that goes around the top
of it.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
You have to get it on just right, get on
just right, Like.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, yeah, let's see mandatory app based ticketing for shows,
constant bugs and software updates getting logged out while I'm
standing in line, no cell service and sideled your venues.
Physical tickets should still be an option, so like when yeah,

(45:08):
when Ticketmaster, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
And you know, I agree, just like to scrap book
sometimes it's nice to have that ticket stub exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's also it's annoying because a lot of them venues
won't take screenshots either.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Oh oh yeah, because I guess it's like, you know,
it's just that you don't just like take a feature
of someone else's ticket, and you're like falsifying.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah. And then finally, honestly, most things, give me anything
that won't break with it a couple of years, and
for the love of God, let me fix the fucking
things I've already bought plan obsolescence is one of the
worst things we've ever done to ourselves. But I guess

(45:50):
there's no need to worry, because how else to precious
corporations possibly make up profit not from the.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Stock market right now, wrote that full circle.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I was explaining to the kids like today because we
were listening to that podcast with the Big Short Guy
and love it and Jack Zach is I shouldn't have
done with Zach is all he can focus on now,
Like he just wants to know more about the stock
market and recessions, And He's like, should I be worried?
And I was like, no, we don't have to be worried.
I'll be worried for you. I don't worry about it

(46:28):
like your kid, don't be worried. He's asking keeps asking
about it, like over and over again. But there was
something that broke this past weekend and I like set
it jay. I was like, why why can't we just
fix this? Like why why can't we just figure this out?
Like why do we have to go buy a new thing?
And it's it's like really annoying the amount of stuff

(46:52):
that just has like an expiration date that shouldn't have
an expiration date.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, and back in our parents day, those that stuff
field back then. It's still working. It has.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I think she has her washer and dryer from.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Like nineteen ninety when she moved into the house, nineteen
eighty five.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I'm not kidding. It's old. I don't understand half that.
I haven't used it in like twenty years regularly, so
I don't understand half the dials anymore. Like you got
to turn twice to do something and it goes to
the left into like it's just.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
This combination lock.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
It's very strange combination lock.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
You turn it one way, then you're gonna do a
full rotation in the opposite direction.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh my god, yes, it's it's so funny though, Like
even my grandma had to get it updated usher and tryer.
Yeah anyway, all right, that was that. I do think
that we should do the other ones at some point.
I'll mark these down. But like, for example, one of

(47:55):
the things like you don't get about younger generations was
recording yourselves crying. I do not know how intense your
desire for external validation must be for you to cry
and simultaneously think lights, camera action, baby, it's maxture as
many people see this as possible. Yeah, yes, so ridiculous,
I believe.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Okay, that's cringe.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Cringe. Yeah, except they like it for some reason.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
We find it, except they do it.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I hold it until I get home and I can
close the door, and then I cry like any normal adult.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Or I cry, but like I look down and like don't.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Like it.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Because I can't control it sometimes, but like, yeah, definitely
one of those people. It's like sunglasses on.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
We're inside still? All right, let's take a big break.
When we come back, we will do the feedback. All right,
we are back. We're ready to get into some feet.
It would be very helpful if I open the outline
for this. Oh there it goes. Okay. First bit of
feedback is from the facy back the Facebook group, and

(49:08):
that beach from Jimmie Joe, and she says, broads who
will not be traveling abroad next week, y'all want to
talk survivor after next week's episode. I do believe that
she has an outstanding offer to record on Wednesday or Thursday,
if that is easier for that. But yes, she did
want to ask you guys if you wanted to be

(49:31):
Jack and Colleen.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I am definitely down, but probably wouldn't be able to
record until Thursday because I probably won't say it on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, she knows that.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Okay, yeah, do that. I can generally do that.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Jamie texts them, Okay, let's make this happen. Yeah, oh
my god, it's still Jessica who last week was. I
would listen to that live even though it would I
would not have watched the episode and it would be
at eleven o'clock in the morning for me.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, you'd be watching from the future.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Jack was saying that he read that the busiest time
at Tokyo Disney is nine pm, and I was like,
is that because all the Americans think that it's like
seven am. They're ready to go. Okay. Next bit is
from Jessica and she says last week was the most
excited I have ever heard anyone talk about a Wisconsin election,

(50:31):
including myself. I'm glad we had you ladies on our side.
Fuck Musky and Drumk have fun in Japan, Colleen. I
hope you all have Canadian flags packed and accents down.
Remember Canadian things, Poutine, Tim Hortons, Canadian tire in hockey

(50:52):
feel comfortable enough, please ask people what they think about
what's happening there. I would be interested in what they
have to say. Be safe, and I hope you're let
back in. I I don't know, I don't know. I
am sure that somebody possibly will say something. But it'd

(51:12):
be funny if it was like some random, like French
person that was at our hotel and was just like, so,
how about that Trump?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I suppose you would have to assume an American traveling
that far from home probably isn't a Trump supporter.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
And if they are, they'll let you know because they'll
have like American flags and.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Like that was kind of my experience when I moved
to France in two thousand and two.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
It was like so Bush, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
But that was then. This is like yes, but it
was bad at the time. Yeah, I just didn't know.
We just y, Yeah, they didn't know that we would
come back for more like three more fucking times. Yeah. Uh,

(52:11):
but Jessica, I don't know. It might be bad to
pretend you're Canadian because I don't have like a Canadian
passport or something like ice might be worse on me.
Then they're they're snatching Canadians.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I mean, they're looking for ways to deport us citizens.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
So yea, yeah they are.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
That's not a you know, yeah step them toest too
far out of line.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I am. I am actually a little bit nervous about that.
But whatever, we do not have a message, she said
this week, but that is my fault because I again
posted the show very late. But we do have an
update for Andy.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
And Eh this week. In Andy's Virginity, Andy writes in
Hey Rods, nothing to report in my personal life, although
I'm going to look into some social events in my area.
Found some stuff on meet up a while back, and
I should check back in and see what's out there.
As much of a homebody as I am, it's important

(53:06):
to get out there to build up some community experiences.
We saw it this weekend with all the protests. We've
all been dealing with those feelings of dread the last
few months, and forging bonds with others is what I've
heard over and over is a great way to combat
those feelings of helplessness. Even though we can only do
so much, that little bit can really pay dividends with

(53:26):
how it affects our communities. So you could say everyone's
a little bit so really added up last weekend hashtag
I'm with hers Andy, Yeah no, but I think that's
that's spot on, Andy. So important to build community in
hard times and in not hard times.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Alike, yeap, just generous speaking. We need each other to
get through this thing, Yeah, this thing being life.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
It's true. Yeah, because it's not going to get any easier,
which is a terrible I mean raw rah yay.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I mean it might get better, but it won't get easier.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yes, yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
It turns out like community is also part of what
makes like people happy exactly because contrary to what Republicans
would have you believe, we actually do need each other.
It's important to have.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah, it doesn't that want to like the key things
of like the whole Blue zones that it's like it's
not just like the diet and like how these people
are living their life, but it's the fact that they
live in these tight knit communities like socializing with their
neighbors exactly, and like living amongst family and friends.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
And yeah, you know it are there for you and
you need them, and you are there for them when
they need you. And it turns out that makes.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Us feel good and also helps us out. And yeah,
we are social features.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Hey, Andy, if you want, maybe speaking of like, go
to the protests on April nineteenth, Like maybe it's like
min like minded people. Maybe just hold up a sign
that will make people laugh. You know, you're smart. You
come up with some fantastic hashtags for us all the
damn time.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
You're pretty darn witty.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah that's yeah, and at the very least, like you'll
be around like minded people that will make you feel
good that you're doing something.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Again, anybody goes went to the protests, and ever he
goes to the next one. We're not going to record
again until April twenty second, so that's like two protests
worth of emails.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Ye, unless your diaries from the field. Yes, oh my god,
some audio records, some some voice of you out in.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
The oh yeah, the very sad Dan, I.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yes, let us know, uh the broadcasters three at gmail
dot com or three three one two seven six two
three seven three. You can also just email us the
the voicemail word I could not think of anyway. Thank you, Andy.
We look forward to hearing from you again.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Yes, we're depending on.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Like reading something or watching something and talking about it
in the future the residents. Oh, I still need to
get on that.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Then it's good.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
It's cool. Highly recommend awesome.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Okay, Well, also we started watching uh the White Lotus.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
I feel like you got to do it. I feel
we didn't watch the second season, but it's just like
you don't watch at all.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
No, I didn't either, neither of you watched the second No.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I just I mean, I'm sort of pulled, Like it's
this real push pull right because it's like it's not
a show I particularly like feel the need to watch.
But then it's like because then it's like the fomo
Like it's because I'm seeing it like everywhere in my
various like social feeds. It's just like people are talking

(57:05):
about it and like group chats. It's just like I
feel compelled to watch it just because I want to
be able to participate. Yeah, I feel left out.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I think we talked about this, but I did watch
that batshit Crazy Sam what's his face monologue that is
like well some rock, well the one that went viral.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Is anybody I've been trying to avoid like the really
like the actual clips because I'm like, well, I do
think I actually kind of want to. I might watch it.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Well, it's a clip from the from the show season three.
Yes it is. I mean, Shandy, you're gonna know it
when you get to it. But it is bonkers, like insane.
It takes twists, so I know.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
I obviously I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I didn't watch the thing, but I did watch the clip,
and then I watched it again with Jay and I
watched his face. It takes twist and turns that you
do not see coming, and like I laughed so hard.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
It's really wild.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I can't wait for you to get to that and
tell me about it.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Send us a voicemail.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
All right on that note, though, I think it is
a time.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
For us to wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Shorter show a little bit this week. My fault again
with the feedback, But that's okay because.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
So I have a double size feedback when you're back
from Japan.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
There we go, good good, I like I like you thinking.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
We got to fill the glass half full where we
can exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Well, thank you to the patrons, especially the ones that
contribute a certain level, and that be at Kartwrechner, Maggie
the magnizfe joy with the plan at the creepy Poopyea
mal Man. Thanks guys so much. If you have again,
I'd like to become a patron Patreon dot com, slash
Jay and Jack. Check out the other shows on the network.
We've got remlcast After Dark, Survivor JJC. I'll be on
this week, but next week it may be a Survivor

(59:01):
JAS I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
We'll see or is it.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
A JS age is age? I don't know. You guys
will figure it out. And by that I mean please don't.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I mean I should probably go last because I barely
qualify someone able to talk of such a survivor. Although, oh,
oh my goodness. Speaking of Survivor and tv Abbot Elementary,
I'm a couple of episodes behind. But they had a
huge like Survivor joke and like, yeah, I watched, which
it must have been from like three weeks ago, because

(59:33):
I think I still have one more episode to catch
up on, but.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I thought, yeah, that was awesome. They they Sanny, they
somebody has a system of filing and it's based on
Survivor players in seasons. So they decide that they have
to watch all of the seasons so they can crack
the code.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
They can figure it out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, so they start naming like Boston Robs, Suri Fields,
poverty well blah blah blah. It's fun anyway, Okay, uh
what else? Amazing race, I think that's it. Whatever. Anyway, guys,
I'll see you on the other side of the world

(01:00:11):
on the instance.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah. Fun. Yeah, I can't wait to follow along. I am.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
So incredibly anxious. Yeah, I am so anxious.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
I just I hate the right before you go on
a trip for a long time thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah, but then you're gonna be on the plane and
it's like you've done everything you can do. The only
thing left to do is to enjoy your trip.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Yeah, okay, all right. On that note, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go think, make another list.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I sit in stress, yes, exactly that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I'm trying not to. I'm trying not to, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Yeah, on that note, everybody seeya, my name is Colleen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
My name is Amanda, and he sad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Bye.