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May 2, 2025 • 45 mins
It's May Day, bitches! On this week's short, but action-packed episode, Shandy recaps Big Sur Marathon Weekend, Amanda gives us an update on her new cat, and Colleen had an early-morning intruder. We talk about bats and rabies. Finally, we try to figure out who's going to get Poped next week? We'll be paying attention!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe by podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast with a man
of Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen, my name
is Amanda, and I'm Shandy. Welcome to the show. Everyone.
This is season nine, episode thirty eight, Episode three and
ninety eight. How is it going going?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Excellent going.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
We're recording this on a Thursday instead of our normal Tuesday,
so I feel like I'm gonna be totally thrown off
for the entire night and rest of the week and
rest of the week it is. It is May first,
so it's Mayday.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
It's mostly over. But you know, we did it. We
did it. We survived.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're right, we did we it's not quite there yet.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
We survived one hundred day weeks. So congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh my guys, I can say to you May Day bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
And I've been watching also. You were like, yeah, we're
four episodes in.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Are you liking it?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
I don't want to spoil anything. So far, it hasn't
been as stressful as previous seasons.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm sure that will change, you know, but yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I'm like two seasons behind now at this point. Oh,
I watched the last season.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Either got a bit to get through.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, thank yeah. Oh, I'm definitely at least one season behind,
and I don't know if I will catch up. I
will let you tell me if I should catch up.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
When you do.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, Yes, So how is it going?

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Any fun stories from the week? I guess before I
forget it? Okay, nice. We're at three ninety eight, which means,
if we record the next two weeks, our four hundredth
episode will be on Tuesday, May thirteenth.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Oh, that's so very soon.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's pretty cool. I don't know what we're gonna do.
I don't know what we're gonna do, but maybe we'll
be a little maybe we'll be live on YouTube or something.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I think we should. That seems appropriate?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Does seem appropriate? All right, We'll be live on Tuesday,
May thirteenth? All right, there we Yeah? Anyway, Shandy, you
have some fun stories. You ran a marathon, but you right?
I even partial?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yes, I ran a little bit less than a half marathon.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
But yeah. Race race weekend was this last weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
One of our friends came down from Montana to run
it as well, to run the full marathon with Frank,
and so we had a great wakend with him and
his girlfriend hanging out the house and like showing him around.
Well he's been down before, but you know, doing Monterey stuff.
And then like running a lot and it was kind
of like rainy and you know, not the best weather,

(03:15):
but it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
And my race went really well, like I've been training
for since January and like trying to like slowly and
smartly get back into running, and oh nice. Yeah, I
like didn't have any like time goals, Like I just
wanted to finish it and felt good, and like the
last few runs like hadn't been super great, but like

(03:35):
this one was.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
It was good.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Like I was just slow and steady and I felt
pretty good the whole time.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
So I'm very happy about that.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, And then Frank and my friend both finished. They
both had some difficulties towards the end, and like my friend,
he was like having some issues towards the end of
his training, but he again like his goal was also
just to finish.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
It was his first one, and it was like Bronc's
reaction at the end of the race. He was like
I forgot how hard the Bixer marathon is because it
is really yea and hard. Yeah, really yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
And my friend Josh was like, yeah, it might not
be like the best one to pick.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
For your first one, it.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Is ridiculously beautiful and they did a hard thing and
that's awesome. And Frank was like, he's already looking for
the next marathon, but he's like, I just want to
do a flat one, like, and he's only ever done
the the Big Stir in terms of marathons. Yeah, that's
the only one he's ever done. So yeah, so he's like,
just wants a flat one. I'm like, yeah, that sounds.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
That sounds great.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, seriously, you've burned it, but you've burned it.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
So yeah. So that was good.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
So congratulations to them both, and it was so that
was really good. And then last night our friend invited
us to this play at.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Her daughter's school.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
The Young Americans came to the school and so I
was like, I guess I had like vaguely maybe heard
the term, but I wasn't really familiar with the organization.
But so for anyone who doesn't know, it's like it's
like this, you know, troop of like young young people like.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
High school grads and stuff. And young adults who.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Come to like to the school and like do workshops
with the kids for like three days and basically like
teach them a whole you know, performance in three days
and then they perform. And so there was a lot
of singing and then like a little like some sketches
also some acting and it was super super cute. But
also my friend's daughter played in like in the little

(05:50):
sketch that she played, it was all these like different
different clips from like favorite TV shows and I didn't
I didn't realize, but it was like actual stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
That had happened.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
And so she was basically Kelly Wentworth in the Wentworth
does not Count?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Does not Count?

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Or will not count?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's amazing. I did that, Yeah, does not count? Wentworth
does not count? Right?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I think we I think we had this conversation.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
We totally have. It's fine, It's whatever we wanted to be.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
But anyway, like.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
That, she was in that little sketch and she was Kelly,
and it was funny because as it was happening, like afterwards,
I told my friend, I was like, this actually happened
on Survivor, Like I sent her in the video of
Kelly and that's when it dawned on me that I
think probably all of the little all the little skits
came from like actual things that anyway, whatever, it was
very cute, so that was that was lovely. But I

(06:49):
of all my Survivor friends, the school is basically pre
kindergarten to eighth grade, so it's like a combined elementary
in middle school, which was cool because like the kids
who performed, like she and my friends, my friend's daughters
and I want to say fourth grade. Yeah, but then

(07:10):
like they're also you know, like interacting with like the
eighth graders and like you know, all different all different grades,
which is you know, pretty cool too for them. Anyway,
Survivor moment, it was really cute.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's awesome. Guys, ready for the conclave to start next Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Did you guys see the Instagram video that I sent
to our broadcast chat?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
I oh, I thought, I haven't watched it.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Though I haven't watched it either. I saw it when
I went to send you guys the link to this like, oh, said,
so I will watch it when we're done.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yeah, I know, I like randomly sometimes I like can't
send things on text miss right right right, But it's
it was very funny. It's yes, So let's let's get
out the popcorn and watch watch the Conclave.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
They tell me Ab that Daniel also read the book.
He said it was very good.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Is it the same?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
It was a book?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, so the movie was based off of a book.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I guess that probably happens a lot.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
But yes, movies being adapted from books that become Oscar,
you know Oscar.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, so it was surprising but a common pipeline. Yes,
it was.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Written in twenty sixteen. It came out.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah, you got it from our local library, so that
it was very good, highly.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Very good.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Is it the same ending? We won't not to say
tell Shandy, but like, is it the same person that
is elected pope in the end of the movie.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
I believe, I believe. So I believe the movie is
pretty true to the book.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Is it historical? Is it like an actual pope?

Speaker 7 (08:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Fictionalized?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah? Okay, yes, I just spoiled myself on the book.
I went to the end of the Wikipedia and yes,
it is the same. It is the same person that
gets which makes it I guess a little Yeah, same
person gets both.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Jenny, do have to watch it? It Janny, do you
have to.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Watch it whenever you have a chance, because is it?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I really should?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'd not like knee deep in and or
I loved the did we talk about? So it's back.
There's twelve episodes there and they're they're released each week
in groups of three, and uh. It starts a year
after the events of season one, and then by the
end of this we need to catch up to where

(09:52):
we are when we pick up with Rogue one. So
each set and that's four years later. So each set
of three jumps ahead of so it's kind of like
small little like a movie almost like you're or like
a mini season in these groups of three where they
am big endings and now. So we started out four
years out. These three from this week are three years out.

(10:16):
Next week it'll be two years out, and then I
guess it'll be a year out. It's from the uh
because it starts at four bby, which is the Battle
of Yarvin. Anyway, Yeahvin, yeahmen, it's so good, like it's
so good. Honestly, I have very much enjoyed it, and

(10:36):
I rewatched the first three already and now I can't
wait to sit back and rewatch the next these three
that just came out super dark. But that's why I
didn't watch Conclave. Long story short, that's no anyway, did
you guys hear who Lindsay Graham wants to be elected?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Pope didn't realize he was weighing in, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Lady g Lady's everywhere. No, I don't think that he is.
But he joked that that Donald Trump would uh oh
be a dark word that came from Like, yeah, it's

(11:24):
so ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Luckily they have roles.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, I only had one story this morning. I was
awoken by Vivian at five am. She's like, me out
and like ran out of the bedroom. So I was like, oh,
all right, maybe is Alex up? Like what's going on?
So first I was like I don't want to get up,
and then you know, like a minute goes by and
I said, fine, let me just go check what that

(11:50):
was all about. So I go out. I don't see anything.
I don't even really see her, and like, you know, like, well,
let me just check my computer, and I like look
at my computer for like a minute, and then I
hear a commotion behind me and here's a bet in
my house. We don't know we think because at one

(12:16):
point Jay went in and out through the garage and
he left the door open that connects the garage and
the house because he was like, I don't know, he's
never met a light switch that he wanted to turn off,
and he's never met a door that he didn't want
to close. So it's true though.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
That would really annoy me too.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It's so true.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm here with you.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
But anyway, so we think maybe because over that time,
he came back from Comic Con like three or four
years ago and we had the dead bat baby beat
down here. So this one was alive. It was flying
all over the place like Vivian's trying to jump up
and grab it, like and I checked like the camera
and I am literally sitting there for like two minutes

(13:04):
doing god knows what and like, don't even fucking notice
the chance running and going eight shit behind me chasing
this thing. So so how'd you get it out?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
So I ended, like I went and I woke up
Jay and I was like, hey, there's a bat in
the house.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
He's like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
So so he goes out and it immediately like here
it's because their sonar, like you know, they they don't.
That's are you know, kind of blind right or don't
see very well. So immediately it like flies at us
and like almost like flies into us, and we're like whoa.
So he like gets a broom he's trying to he

(13:45):
opens the door, the slide and last door in the
living room. He's like banging the broom on it to
get the thing to go near him and like it
like and then at one point it smacks into the broom.
I get the cat, I pick a, I put her
in the bedroom. She's like so pissed to not be
a part of this anymore. Yeah. Then Jay accidentally lets

(14:05):
her out, so then I had to like get her
again and lock her in my bathroom so I couldn't
hear her be pissed. And like finally Jay picks up
like a big Amazon box that we had had sitting
by the garage door to go out to the restycles
and he just like starts like banging it and like
just gets the bat to go towards that area, and

(14:26):
then it just randomly flied flew out. But like that
it was like swooping everywhere, Like it almost hit me
like two or three times.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, he's so funny.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
It's like it's like they can fly, but they're not birds,
so it's like all loronkey.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yes. Yeah, So that was that was so random and
it was a thing that happened. So now we've got
that cat over there.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh my god, she I'm guessing she's up on her raby.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
She she got it and it didn't bite her. I know,
I know in it, like she never made contact with it.
I am quite certain of that. But I do need
to make her appointment because she came to us last
year and I took her to the vet and they
would like looked her over and they were like, she's
up to date with everything, like she just had everything
come back in a year. So I need to do

(15:16):
that and I'll ask them about it. But yeah, that
was the thing that we were like worried about. We
were like, we can't go to sleep until it's out
of the house because you know, god, yeah, what if
it's rabbit, that's that's good.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Like literally, this morning, my search history is like this
rabbit hole of rabies.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Raby's is like the most scariest thing because there's no cure.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
It's the most scariest thing.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
And yeah, I mean you can like go get a
million shots and treatment right away if you do it
right away, but after that you're fucked. I was like
doing these comparisons of like rabies in the US versus Europe,
Like if there's more things I hadn't thought about, like
things that can carry rabies commonly sunks, uh and raccoons.

(15:59):
I knew raccoons were a raby's back there, but I
didn't I didn't realize about the clunks. But like, both
of those are American animals, so like, yeah, you don't
you don't have which.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Is funny to remember, Like you don't have skunks over
in Europe.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
So oh, I didn't realize that. Actually, you know, this
is uh, this is really weird that this is identification
because I went to I had like, there was a
mom drinks with the ladies in my neighborhood the other night,
and we randomly started talking because one of them, uh,

(16:35):
there was uh, there were three women that were walking
through the neighborhood and they had sandals on and they
almost got bit by a copperhead like the over and
it struck at them. No, so somehow the conversation turned
into like rabbit animals. I don't even know how. I
think it was because we were talking about if you
get bitten, like they they don't have copperhead and a venom. Here,

(16:58):
it's rattlesnake, and it's like treatment over the course of
how it or many that you need, it could be
up to like thirty thousand dollars, thirty eight thousand dollars,
and then that like, oh somehow turned into it was
probably me, let's be honest. He was like, you know,
it's the scariest thing speaking of shots rabies, And.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
You know what, I'm now remembering why I remember why
I went down that rabbit hole this morning because in
my Facebook news feed.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
For whatever reason, you saw that.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You saw that.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
To me, the thing about a guy in Georgia who
got attacked by a rabbit bobcat.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh no, that's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Yeah, a rabbit bobcat like jumped on his shoulder and
he had to like fight it off with his.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Fucking bare hands.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
It was a rabbit, and then he had to like
go and get all the trip because like because it
did test.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
It tested the bobcat tested positive for rabies.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
And that's when I was like, wow, I've never heard
of a bobcaving rabies.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Then I got into this whole thing like in the wild,
so we've basically eradicated it with domesticated animals, but like
then there's like strays and so you never know. But
then in the wild, and then in the US we
have like bigger wild spaces too, so that's also part
of why. Yeah, there's potentially more instances of rabies in
the US.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
But that's also why bird flu is spread so much
better in the US. It much better spreads quicker if
they have smaller farms in Canada, but like here we've
got like the mass production things anyway, So yes, rabid bobcats.
Yeah that is terrifying. Yes, that is so terrifying. I

(18:41):
don't know, I might like just have a heart attack
and drop dead if that happened to me.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, I think this is why I live in an
urban environment. I hear about non urban spaces more like
these are probably non spaces for me.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I mean, you have raccoons, you have raccoons.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Funny fact about Raby's though, I believe it's possums. Fun fact,
I believe it's possums that can get it. But it's
very rare because their body temperature is too low for.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
The I'm familiar. I feel like I have I have
heard that factoid. You maybe have told it to me.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
And no I haven't. I just I learned it when
we were looking it up over wine the other night.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
I feel like we need to dial Brian into this
conversation because this is very much like he could you know.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, now that they've cut the Ebola team, I have
no idea. Brian, we miss you and your emails and yourself.
Ye check in other Brian too, deep specialist and non
deep specialists, both of you.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Chicken checking with you girls.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Anyway. So yeah, that, uh, that was the That was
my excitement for the week.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
It's pretty exciting. Yeah, I can't. I can't top that.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Did you do anything fun, Amanda?

Speaker 5 (20:18):
No, we haven't been getting much sleep. I forgot caunts
really really stay up. They wake up early. So, uh,
sleep has been a in short supply here, so I'm
pretty tired.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Oh No, how is he adjusting though? Does he feel
like fully? Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
He integrated.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
He's very mischievous. He loves the counter.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
He is on our counters basically all the time, just
like lie on the counter while we're like doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah no, but like.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Yeah, I mean he could, but he's like, oh, it
just seems like too much work.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Where it's like this cat like scrawny. He's like, I
don't want to get up there.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
Oh you're like anytime you turn on a sink, he's like, oh, boy,
are you running water? It's like, yeah, he's very sweet,
but yeah, he's very noisy in the morning, and I'm
very tired.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
It's like having a baby all over again.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
You should get because Vivian needs to do that to
me too, And I got the automatic food dispenser. So
now she just sits in front of that.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
And waits for it.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
It has worked.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
But is it like kibble that it like it's dispensing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
They say, like for boycouts, you really shouldn't give them
that much kibble because like.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
They need more water and they can't get water out
of kibble, so like you really should give them wet food,
which is very expensive.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
Yes it is, but like also bladder infections for your
cat is also very expensive, so you know, yeah, because
otherwise I would totally do like a food dispenser if
it would like dispense like cas like it's like a
can't opener.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Except.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Hopefully you can.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
You can train him hopefully hopefully.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
You just feel settled down as he just like gets
comfortable here and not because he's like.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Oh this places paid me. No he does.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
He does he respond because you went with Django, right,
did he respond to it? Or does he want his
old name back?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I'm clear fine with it. We're going with it. He
doesn't seem to not like it.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay there yet.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
How much does a cant respond to their name? You know?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Quite a lot? Yeah, my cat's do honestly, but I'm
sure I'm sure he will.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
And plus it kind of sounds like his original name, right,
like it's it's a similar.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Which is why we went with you know, we wanted
to sort of stay in this.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
What was your name again?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Remind reminded me, Jamie, that's right?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
And our how are you even getting on?

Speaker 9 (23:09):
Really pretty good? She He lets her like pick him
up and like carry him without you know, like he's
clearly not happy about it, but he knows enough to
like bite her or scratch her.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's Alex and Vivian.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Jay go out of my room because he's gone to
eat the MoMA and baby, who are our fish, and
then she's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, my god.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
It's got them a new fish tank, which I'm excited about.
Put them into their new home tomorrow. It has like
like I went all in. I went all in.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
It's like a little I think that's the way to do.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
They got the little plants. I'm like, it's it's a
real upgrade from the base.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, sounds like it.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
It's like you, guys have survived a full month. You've
lived a month. You therefore you get you get a home.
You get a real home where hopefully the cat can't
get at you. Yeah, but die as soon as we
move them into the fish tank, you're.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Just gonna get ones that look like them.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Think we're gonna have to buy more, Well I bought
this stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well yeah, exactly at least. Oh my god, that's too funny. Okay,
so we I have recycled one of our old ones.
I don't think we've done this one before, but it's
an ask Reddit one of my go tos, and the

(24:53):
question was what's the strangest thing you've seen a stranger
do in public? I feel like we've done a very
of this at some point, but not when I go
through these answers unless they've been like just bumped up
more that they are just new. I don't think we've
done them.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Sounds good.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, uh okay. I once saw a guy feeding birds
at the Redondo Pier, but he was biting into a
loaf of bread and spitting the bread pieces at.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
All the birds, trying to be their mama.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I guess so. I once saw a man in a
full business suit get up from his seat in a
busy airport lounge, do elaborate martial arts moves for about
ten minutes, and sit down again without making a sound.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Amazing, amazing, Back to the bird, back to the bird thing.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Our previous discussion about rabies is one of the reasons
why people should not fucking feed the wildlife. But anyway,
I don't think the birds are gonna get rabies.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
But still like my point stance, you know, rabies, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay, This next one is I walked past two people
having sex in a doorway once late at night on
a London street. I did a devil take as I passed,
and the guy shatted away. Can we have a bit
of privacy doing the deed in the doorway with your
jeans around your ankle's mate, so probably honestly, no.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
I actually, when I was in college, on my way
back from a club, I saw somebody having sex standing
up in the street, and I think it was a
prostitution situation, and we changed streets.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Okay, all right, probably was probably wise. I love this
next one because having just come off of a thirteen
and a half hour flight, this probably would have broken
up the monotony a little bit. But I could see
why this would be strange and annoying on an airplane.
A guy was reading out loud to his friend a

(27:05):
copy of a book one of their other friends was
trying to get published. It started out a little annoying,
but it turned into some of the greatest it some
of the greatest comedy ever. A lot of us got
so invested in this terrible novel about witches, and the
friend reading it was hilarious. At one point he said

(27:25):
should I continue, and a bunch of us shouted yeah.
Minutes but it got a standing ovation and the friend
took a bow.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Actually, the way that this is written, I believe that
the guy was reading the copy of the book out
loud that his friend was had written. So it's not
like a third friend involved. Okay, a woman in Seattle.
I once saw a woman in Seattle walking her huge

(27:59):
grain Dane. He stops taking shit. She shit her bag
on her hand cats giant streaming dump mid air.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Whoa, that's one way to do it. I guess she's
got a bad bag.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
She can't bend all the way.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Over to the ground.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Oh my god, could you even imagine? Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I saw a girl lick spilled coffee off the table
at Starbucks. Not minutes later, not fifteen minutes later, I
saw some dude do the same thing. That's gross and
also weird for sure. Oh my god, this one is disgusting.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I was at a grocery store minding my business, and
I noticed a mom and her young child at the
end of the aisle. A little girl said to her mommy,
I have to sneeze in an excited way. I think
anything of it until I saw the mom stop walking
and kneel down in front of her daughter to the
eye level. Nothing gonna have prepared me for what happened next.
The mom asked you ready, sweetie, and the girl said yeah.

(29:12):
The mom opened her mouth wide and the little girl
proceeded to sneeze directly into her open mouth, and the
mom got up and continued walking like nothing happened. I
feel like it. I need to find a sex one.
Here's a sex one, okay, what would anyone do that?

Speaker 7 (29:27):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Likefully, the next one is a sex one, okay. I
live in South Billy, four or five blocks from the
Eagle Stadium. During the twenty eighteen parade, I caught a
young couple having sex in my kid's Fisher Price outdoor
kitchen set on my front lawn. It was like three
in the afternoon. I sprayed them with the hose. The
dude then yells what, like I was the jerk. A

(29:59):
friend of mine makes a point of facing the back
wall whenever he's in an elevator to make everyone else
as uncomfortable as possible. Probably not the strangest thing I've

(30:21):
ever seen, but one time, on a back road in
the middle of it after the middle of nowhere, some
dude was washing his car wearing those horse head masks things.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Oh my god, that's creeky.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
That is creepy, Yes it is.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I once saw a guy eating a full on spaghetti
dinner with a glass of wine on a park bench,
twirling noodles like he was at a fancy restaurant. He
even had a cloth napkin tucked into his shirt. Absolute
king behavior.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Amazing, you do you.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Do you boo boo. I was at a park one
time and an older lady who seemed to be having
a family walked over to the too one of the
shade structures.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Leaned against it, locked eyes with me, and then just
peede out of her moomoom.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm visualized in my head and I know it's not
even that funny.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
For some reason, it just.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Or two more. I once went to the restaurant in
an airport and there was a man laying down on
the back of in on his back on the floor
in the eighty A stall. He was moaning out loud
in some sort of painful esthetic torment. I asked if
he was all right across the stall door, and he
casually said, oh, yeah, thanks. He then continued the weird

(32:04):
sounds while I was washing my hands before uh before
leaving the restroom, his phone. His phone rang, which prompted
him to stop the sounds. He then answered it in
a really professional voice and had a formal conversation about
work related things. By the time I was walking out
the door, he hung up and continued his tormented bony God.

(32:25):
Some guy walking and looked to be confused, and I
looked at him even more confused. What do I think
was going on there?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
It kind of reminds me of that episode of Broad City,
which where I go and it's.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
I want to say it's in the first season.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
It's where they go to clean some some guy's house
and they had to do it in their underwear and
he's like wearing he's like dressed up like a baby.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
He's wearing a diaper and like yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
And then when they leave, he answers a call that
was his phone was in his diaper, and he answers
the phone call, and it's like he's just like speaking
totally normal.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I wonder if whoever helped write that episode was in
the bathroom stall with that guy. All Right, I think
that's that's probably a good place to stop. It always
always fun for a laugh. Thanks Reddit. All right, let's

(33:31):
say a commercial break and we come back. Do we
have any feedback?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Not really, we have like and that's what she said.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
All right, we come back we'll do feedback. AKA, that's
what she said and whatever else. All right, we're back.
We're going to get into some feedback. First bit of
feedback is from that and he said, I don't know
what his stances are, but this candidate as a lock
on the phone meest name, and this is for candidate
for Pope. Like who's gonna, you know, get poked And

(34:06):
it's Pierre but Tista pizza Bala.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
He was made cardinal by from Bope Francis in twenty three. Guys,
if we have.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Everyone is kind of rooting for him just based on
the name. But I mean, we'll you take yeah, so
because like I don't even remember what Francis's actual name is.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Uh it was, Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Uh, I didn't don't like I don't think I had
ever heard it until like the oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Funny Jorge Porge Jorge Mario Brigoglio, which we've been talk
about Trump.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
So I tried to catch her sneeze.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
I didn't get you to like after the fact, That's what.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
I insisted on it. You ready, so weird.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Sneeze catching it's what's for dinner. Maybe uh, it's a
pizza pizza maybe pizza maybe cardinal pizza Pizza bala, which
is the only way we can say it.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Maybe he'll name himself, He'll name himself John, and then
we can call him Papa John.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Oh god, But does it have to be Italian?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, I don't think so. No, because francis Catholic.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
He pays to be named after Saint Francis of A.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, good times. So I don't think. Well,
let's I mean, let's let's look it up. We've got
a minute. How do popees choose their name? Look at that?
It auto populated because okay, so this.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Guy already has you know, Peter Baptist. Yeah right, isn't
that that Woul the Baptista would be.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
So it's like, yeah, Pierre Bautista. Was that his real
name though? That's gotta be that can't be a real name. Nope,
it is his that's his real last name for real.
Like he was born, he was born to Pietro Pizza Bala.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
What I want to know is what does what does
pizza mean in Italian?

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Like by itself? Before I was a food that you
know what I mean? Like let's look at that up.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
What does pizza probably it's just yeah, it probably gives
refers to a flat bread, meaning.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
It means flat.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
It's pizza is actually a Greek word meaning spread or dough.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, Greek word. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Well, see that's still my heritage. So really I'm I'm
good to go on the pizza front. So it says
tradition dating back to a thousand years about a thousand
years indicates that a new pope will choose a name
in honor of a Catholic saint. You can also select
a name in honor of a recent pope, combined the
names of the recent pope or saint, or pick a

(37:55):
new regional mean r e g n A well, oh
oh reganal regnal rain monarch, So pick a name of
the king. That's that's the most fucking Catholic thing you
can do. But that's only been done twice in the
last eleven hundred years. So usually it's after somebody that

(38:19):
you honor a saint. So John Paul two honored Pope
Paul the sixth, and John John Paul the first and
John the thirteenth. So that sounds like a lot. You
could have just said, I'm honoring John Paul the first,
but whatever, got to get everybody in there. She said,

(38:45):
all right, let's it'd be fun if he was like
if he called himself Francis Pizzabala. No, that doesn't work.
John Paul Pizza Bala eats a pizza ball. So good,

(39:09):
Thank you, Matt, this is amazing, says following in his
Wikipedia page, says following Francis's death, he has been considered.

Speaker 11 (39:18):
Papa bile Papa bile at the twenty twenty five Papal conclave,
and that is an unofficial Italian term first coined by vaticanologists.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Somebody that is essentially like a pope candidate.

Speaker 12 (39:34):
He could be popedime, he's basically papabal Is that what
we're saying?

Speaker 5 (39:46):
He's capable, capable.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah. He also took his vows in Bologna, which is
funny because Bologna, Bologna get in pizza balla.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Out of food. Wow, that's in Jerusalem. That says like, yeah, he.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
Speaks Hebrew and Arabic and some of the things. I
went to a different page, so I lost it does
mean popable or able to be.

Speaker 13 (40:18):
Pope in English, Like.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I'm trying to see if he is conservative or liberal
or moderate like I want.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
To know, and he's like kind of in the middle.
From from what I've heard on Modern podcast.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Moderate. Yeah, I suppose that's what it's called.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
I can't remember any specifics, but it was kind of
like people are kind of like, Okay, he's moderate, so
it's like.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Not terrible, but his name is amazing, So.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Okay, yeah, I'm kind of out of the loop and everything. Uh,
let's see political beliefs. I'm just gonna you know, liberal
or conservative actually comes just.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
A yes, No, seriously, watch that Instagram okay video that
I sent. It breaks everyone down. It's super funny and
it literally breaks everyone down.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
And yes, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, cool, all right, let's see how do we move
on from that? Uh? Uh, what's next? Master? She said,
I posted this very late, so we're light on the
feedback again this week.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
My bad.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
All right, that did seem pretty fast.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Did I miss some We'll get there.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
We're just going to enjoy the journey anyway.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
I'm done. Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
That's something I never thought we would have done, but
we did it.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I did do it at two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I gotta get this out.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
I probably could have done him online two more.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I think I would have eaten that all day.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
I want to make sure I'm getting something.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
You have me till six d nine.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
There's only one tunnel in and out.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
We only did it for a half hour, so we
never got full speed.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
So hey, that have me til six thing was about
my tour I have now they I've finished and published
my review right after we finished last week, and it
is still under review that they won't post it.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
On a page.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
And I've noticed they only have five star ones on
that page. And I have gone to their customer service
chat twice to be like what the fuck, like it
doesn't violate guidelines and it can't tell me why, and
I'm like, okay, so klok is definitely like you know,
rigging it here.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yep, yeah, well do you where are you trying to
post the review? Like on their site?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yes? I posted it on the site, like because you know,
they say, oh, you had your trip is done, now
leave a review, So I clicked on that.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I mean, do they have like what about my trip Advisor?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Like oh that's a good point, you know, you know what,
Maybe I will check that so then they don't control definitely,
because I was in there again today and I was
looking at the new reviews and there is a picture
from the fifth station, so bullshit, it's closed until Yeah,
there were pictures from people there today or it was

(43:39):
posted before today, so like April thirtieth or twenty ninth
like whatever. So oh, yeah, I had my anniversary this week,
this past week.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
That was cool, that's.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Right, Yeah, Angus barn And or.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
You know nice sounds perfect, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Jane, I got it started the exact same anniversary card.
That's a love which is funny because we both went
to the same target. That's not our normal target. Those
are real weird anyway. All right, thanks guys, thanks for
this nice little short fun show we've got here. Thank

(44:18):
you to the patrons, especially once I contribute a certain level,
and that would be at Cartwrick near Maggie the magnificent
Joman with the plan and the creepy poopyhead mail man.
Thank you, guys. Give any feedback. We need your feedback
the broadcasters three at gmail dot com or give us
a call three three one two seven six two three
seven three do it? What else? That's it? That's it?
All right, thanks everybody. We'll see you next week. Put

(44:40):
it on your calendars. May thirteenth, we'll be live to
celebrate four hundred episodes, which is freaking crazy crazy all right, Well, anyway,
on that note, thanks everybody. We will talk to you
next time.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, and I'm Shandy,
he

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Said, everybody, bye bye,
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