Ep. 9.39 "Woke Marxist Pope"

Those rawdogging Cardinals voted for an American pope who tells it like it is. Welcome to the Resistance, Pope Leo XIV! Shandy signed up for a new marathon. Colleen has some very scary airplane stories.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe buses.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast with the man
of Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen, my name
is Amanda, and I'm Shandy. Welcome to the show, everybody.
I would say it in Latin, but I don't know
the correct presentation pronunciation.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
But we have a new pope.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We have a new pope, which we have a new
pope on Thursday? Again, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
May eighth?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
And if we had done it on Tuesday, we wouldn't
have had the pleasure of saying it's not a beat
the ball or the.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Road to satisfaction, because man is not a bummer, right.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I know, we send you guys commentary from the internet today,
but you know one of my favorite ones was Pizza
Bola can still win if my courage I just can't
even say it with the straight face. Anyway, we didn't

(01:18):
get Pizza Bola. We didn't get the first Asian pope,
which was by which everybody was rooting for because I
guess he was the most progressive of all. But we
did get somebody who uh francis uh an American. We
got an American guy, which my favorite actually, you know,
my absolute favorite tweet that I saw today with somebody

(01:39):
was like and just like that, Donald Trump is not
the most important American in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Holy shit, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Did you see the size of his crowd?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, speaking of let's get all the sexual induendos out
of the way for now, which I'm sure we'll have
more later. But okay, he's sixty.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Nine years old.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's funny, Okay, fine, whatever, What was the thing?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
You doesn't know why it's funny, but it's funny to us.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I mean, they might know why it's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
I do not know why it's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
But he's from Chicago. He may still know why it's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Anyway, I guess you know, they were raw dogging it.
According to commentator yesterday the conclave, they had to give
up all their they're not going to be on social media.
And for first of the fact that you're talking about cardinals,
which are like, you know, senators of the girl, higher
than the Catholic Church. They're not going to be on
their social media anymore. They'll be raw dogging it, as

(02:48):
the kids say.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Also, like they steal themselves off in a room. So
isn't that sort of like well yeah, no, duh.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
That would also include their social media.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Why does it even have to be.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Like, I don't know, but you know, those are those
raw dogging cardinals. They have American and they elected him
quick because when you're raw dogging, you can feel it
a lot easier.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It just goes so much quicker.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
So do they sleep in the system trouble also?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, so apparently they bring up like what's the situation?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, so so.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
What happens is I don't know if they bring out
cots or whatever. But there was this article like what
conclave the movie got right versus whatever? And it got
a decent amount right, except the politicking actually happens before
the door is closed, and it goes to yeah, so
like that actually happens before and I mean so they say, like,

(03:48):
of course all this is likely nobody really, I.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Mean that makes it just makes like logical sense.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Right, And then there's actually like the nuns served them
the food or whatever conclave and in actual real life conclave,
nobody's serving them food because it's so secret that there's
not even like a weight staff there to like serve them.
So it's like, you know, bring your own meal, like
be away food.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
They a stack of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
And they yeah, pretty much so, which I'm actually I'm
very glad to hear because the optics of the women
in the church serving the men food out a thing
where they expressly can't be part of and.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can't be Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, make your own damn sandwich.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Right, So because my mom, I was talking talking to
my mom this morning and she was like, I mean,
they must be getting hungry, right, And I was like,
I don't know. All these people like take vows of
all the hunger and all that stuff, so maybe maybe,
like I don't know, God is keeping their stomachs from growling.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I don't know I would be hungry, but but yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
So we got our first American pope and it's most
notable because now we have the Hope and the Antichrist.
So that's cool.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Go us, So is that.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
One more tick towards this is the apocalypse? Or have
we gonna tick back?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, somebody pointed out and actually, like, I hadn't thought
of this is okay. So the Internet was pretty divided
today and Naga was so furious. They were so mad
because Pope Leo the fourteenth actually looks like he pretty
much fucking h Jamis. He tweeted zero times in twenty

(05:33):
twenty four, and he tweeted five times in twenty twenty five.
Three of those, I'm sorry. Two of those tweets were
about Pope Francis, praying for him to be safe, and
three of them were basically fuck you Jad Vans and
Donald Trump tweets a boy Francis. So is it safe

(05:57):
to say that maybe the Cardinals voted for somebody who
tells it like it is.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
A straight shooter, a stre.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Shooter also also synonymous with the Catholic church. He's not
gonna be a he's not gonna be a queer shooter,
so no, or maybe he will.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Be, but.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
But it's so funny to me because, like Maga was,
they were like, it's like in secession, like Megan Kelly
was like, praise be.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
There's a new there's a new pope.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And then it was just like, well, something something, and
then it was like is it literally this is not
direct quote, but this was this was basically tweet It
was is it too much to hope that there's a
twenty year old intern that is tweeting for the new pope?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
It's like, no, he just really fucking disagrees.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
And as somebody as somebody Okay, this is from somebody,
naydock Carns. It's an irin name. But on Twitter, and
he says I was alarmed in him being American at first,
but on reflection awoke Latin nests, saying Trump hating pro
migrant BLM supporting, registered Republican Chicago boring white guy who
moved to Peru and became Latino is more or less

(07:16):
the kind of insane energy you want from a vote.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I mean he had a colleague.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, I mean I don't disagree with that's the statement.
I don't disagreetly.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
So the Republican thing, though, is somebody found out. I
guess if it's real or not, and maybe as time
just comes out, it will have been disproven. But like
he voted in the Republican primary because Illinois is actually
Illinois doesn't have registered parties, like you can just pick
the ballot you want to vote in, like I guess
they're all unaffiliated and then they can pick and he

(07:57):
chose to vote in the Republican primary, which I have
to believe was the same thing when Jay and I
voted in the Republican primary. In twenty sixteen, Yes, Youery,
And I have to think that this person who was
ant tweeting anti Trump shit from twenty fifteen on definitely
voted in.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
That primary to vote for like I don't know, somebody else,
anybody else.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, maybe he actually right, Maybe he like wrote in
Jesus Christ. I don't know, it's still a better choice.
I think, Shandy, you were like, did he vote for
Nikki Haley? And I don't know, maybe would have been
still a protest vote. Welcome to the resistance, Pope Leo.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
The ironic thing is like they can lose their shit
all they want, but like have they read the Bible? Like, well, sorry,
but you can't espouse their values and at the same
time Christian like it's just doesn't.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
The only thing that the current MAGA and current Church
agree on is the unfortunate anti lgbtwo Q stuff, which
we will talk about in a second, and uh being
anti abortion, which really like MAGA says their anti abortion,
but name me one of the fucking people living in
in like bum fuck, I'm sorry whatever state that wouldn't

(09:24):
get into, like, you know, abortions for me, but not
for the kind of shit anyway.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
But like also famously not in the Bible.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Right right, which is somebody else point today. They were like,
you know, they keep saying all these things, but like
this was.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
All Old Testament, Like Jesus literally was not for any
of this, Like didn't even Benngine have this stuff, like
all the things he talked about. I guess, yeah, I
guess there was a uh uh, there.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Was a tweet.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
And I'm trying to say I put a whole bunch
of stuff in a safe folder today because I wanted
to talk about it, like I wanted to have the
knowledge because I verified everything before I saved it.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
But I guess he okay, here it is, so back.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
On September eighteenth, twenty fourteen, he tweeted Mysteries of Jesus
a Migrant and like MAGA found that tweet and they
were like flipping a shit that he called Jesus a migrants.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
The fucking ones famously they fled to Egypt. What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
People?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
And he also like, okay, the people that are like, well,
the Catholic Church shouldn't be political, and it's like, bitch,
do you know the Catholic Church?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Do you know the history.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
There's some crazy ass shit like it is like fucking
soap proper level crazy, Like there was a pope that
was killed once by the husband of his supposed lovers whatever,
Like they were poisoned.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
They've been like murdered in all.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Like it's just it's always been political.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
It's always been this way.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Maybe maybe Saint Peter didn't have be political.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Sure he was just you know, like a grassroots pope
trying to right. But once the looting started it got
political real fast. But like yeah, again, like they're a

(11:22):
wild history of just being crazy as ship, Like I
don't know, read a book.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They've always been to the Bible.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It was political, like everything is.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
True, right, and you have an entire like group of
like just not even like okay, we've got evangelicals and
all them like follow the Bible to be crazy. But
just look at Catholics in general. For the longest time,
Catholics were a one issue voter abortion. Where did they
get that from? The Catholic charge Like when you're influencing

(11:50):
how people vote, you're political.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'm sorry how that works.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Exactly like fucking crazy. But the craziest thing is, and
I think I started to say this earlier, was the Okay,
it's funny because now Canada went liberal, Australians liberal.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
And now the fucking Vatican went liberal.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
The Church is willing to be on the right side
of history in this instance. And as somebody pointed out,
now this is the third time I've started this sentence.
I'm going to say it now is uh. I guess
back in I guess where was it World War two?
Like they elected John Paul whatever, John Paul one maybe
because he was like Polish and Poland was falling to fascism.

(12:43):
And now you've got fascism to take over America and
we've got our first American pope and it's just a
really cool not cool but like, it's not that history
repeats itself. It is like history, whoa, yeah rhymes, but
history rhymes. Yes, that's exactly.

Speaker 9 (13:01):
That is.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
That's exactly what it was.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
The statement that is out there in the world. I
guess that history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yes, that was exactly it. That was exactly it. But uh,
I had some faith some other funny ones. Uh.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
It was a smart.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Play for the Vatican to go with an American pope
to avoid tariffs. Tommy Vitour from Pods of America tweeted,
thank god the people in Chicago finally had an excuse
to day drink. I don't know, just a whole bunch

(13:47):
of it was a fun day on social media. And
there is again there is some problematic stuff from so
bagas started dragging up things and I guess, full disclosure,
he was accused like twenty years ago of like also
moving around people that were accused of sexual abuse or whatever.

(14:10):
And again, like, was that so much he was a bishop.
He wasn't a cardinal at the time. He was a
bishop or practicing whatever, So like how much of that
was from him and how much of that was from
the higher ups that actually order that stuff? I don't know.
And then of course people are looking back, like fifteen
years ago he said, you know, church shit about homosexuality,

(14:34):
and they're like, see, look he hates you, gaze.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
But also within the last three years.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
He changed his opinion and was like said that he
would also do the same sex bless union, the union
blessings that Pope Francis.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Was and like, like fifteen years ago, Barack Obama wasn't
publicly for gay marriage. That's true, right, Like I don't.
I mean, I'm not excusing anym their cases, but.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Right, and that's the thing is, like you need to
think when you're thinking about the Catholic Church, Like I
think sometimes people get so like chronically online that they
forget to take the winds when they get them, Like
you're not going to just sit there and tell like
people who have thousands of years of thousands of years
of dogma that like, hey, these people are, we're cool

(15:25):
with them now, Like you need to like kind of
ease them in a little bit. And like I think
Francis with being like they deserve our blessings too. I'm
gonna bless these unions. I'm not giving them communion, but
like creeping acceptance, like you get people used to something,
then all of a sudden, somebody you can Then if
somebody gets used to something, then it's easier to be like,
you know, Okay, that wasn't so bad, Like let's go

(15:48):
for it. Like you know with children, it's like okay,
peepee on the body wasn't.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
So bad, Let's do it all the time exactly.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Sometimes the gradual approach is the most sustaining.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
And it's super frustrating to people that are like, but
change has to happen now, and it's like, but you're
dealing with literally the institution that began the calendar, like
like that starts, like starts the calendar, like they didn't
begin it, but like it starts from their counting, and
they're like, it's that old.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Like it's it's hard to like.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
It's hard to turn that ship real fast.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Right right, it's gonna go slow. And I think that
France is like because we've heard some great stories since
we recorded last, Like he left all of his money
to the prison that he visited on the Thursday before
he passed. I love it. He washed the prisoner's feet
and he used to have nightly calls with the nuns

(16:48):
in the people in Gaza to be like, how are
you doing today? And he then he and this is
the thing that like I truly get chills, Like he
bequeathed the popemobile, the famous Pope he turned into a
mobile medical unit for children in Gaza, and like that
is just absolutely incredible And he had to have known

(17:09):
what that would do, like well that would set off
But you know, I guess if you're like, I'm dying, microp,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Next pump can figure it out.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, In and the Virgos of the world were like, oh,
he's a virgo, let's go. And I'm like, I don't
know what that means. There's a lot of people that
are very excited about it.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Okay, that's great, that's great for them.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Go. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I just I feel like.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
This was it could have been like a bad scenario,
but like this was a good scenario by all accounts.
Francis wanted him as his successor, so that you know,
hearing these things that we've heard about, like Francis post death,
like okay, he felt like this guy got him. Maybe
he's a little bit more to the middle than Francis was,

(18:04):
but that's okay. And I just want to know the pope. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Now that he's the pope, he doesn't have to run
for reelection.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
So yeah, that's the thing is My mom tweeted, She's
like he was born in fifty five.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
He's so young, And I was like, yeah, for a senator,
but not for what.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Not, Like.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
He's sixty nine, it's not.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
He's a retirement age in most most industries.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
But not in America because they're raised allegedly, but Yeah. No, Uh,
that just means though, because you know they're they're they're
till they're dead, unless if you're Benedict and use some
real shit that nobody knows about. But hopefully we'll find
out at some point, because I am sure that motherfucker
was probably the reason for a lot of bad ship anyway, because.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Why else would he like, why else did he resign?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
And then they go with a fucking liberal, right, something
happened anyway. I do think.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
A he was must have been.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well liked because they chose somebody young that is going
to be there, could be there for twenty years. Yeah,
and that means they're they're looking for leadership, stable leadership,
and they agree with what he has to say. And
I feel like maybe Francis appointing so many cardinals was
a good chess move. And I don't know if you
guys read, but there was a story and I don't
know if it was pro publica or whatever or but

(19:31):
like a lot of the cardinals were so new, like
like Pope Leo, he's only been a cardinal for like
two years. A lot of them were so new that
they'd never been through a process like this. They had
no idea, and they actually watched the fucking.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Movie, some of them in theaters.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Did you read that story.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
I saw the headline.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, they actually like reports that they watched it, so
they'd have any idea what they were heading into.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
That's wild. I can't imagine. There's really like a manual
of right anyway, I was playing for dummies.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
There was also, and this has been a big thing
online all day, is that there was somebody in the
Trump administration and this has been playing, literally, this quote
has been playing all day who basically said he basically
said that they'll never be an American pope. The only
time they'll be an American pope is when American politics

(20:30):
is in decline and it's a Trump administration person. Oh
here it is, Okay. I cut off the when I
screen capted, I cut off the guy that said, and
I'm sorry, but I believe it was somebody, you know,
Trump adjacent. He said, Cardinal Georgia Chicago of Happy Memory
was one of my great mentors. And he said, look,
until America goes into political decline, there won't be an

(20:51):
American pope. And his point was, if America is kind
of running the world politically, culturally, economically. They don't want
America also running the world religiously. So I think there's
some truth to that that we're such a superpower and
so dominant they don't want to give us also control
over the church.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, that makes total sense, and it also is the
person because it's yeah, also check it out.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
So again.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Again, what kind of world are we in where the
Catholic Church is once again being like.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
You know, we're going to be on the right set
of history.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Welcome to the resistance.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Welcome to the resistance. We can be a big tent
now exactly exactly. Yeah, We've always been a big tent.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
We just need the people that are like, you know,
the super lefties to just remember I am the bigger
prize a little nicer. Yes, So I don't know. My
final thoughts, so to speak, is that like, yeah, okay,
we've got some things to work on here. You're never
going to fully get the church like right away. But

(21:51):
I do think that this is a big deal. It's
a big deal because in the current climate that we're in,
they went with an American pope and like that's he
can say shit about against Trump and he already has.
And I think they did want somebody that could speak out,
because I think every single country in the world who
isn't US realizes just how bad straits were in. But

(22:17):
I also think it's a big deal because yeah, we
got Catholics are so ingrained in voting Republican and being
one issue abortion voters. But like, all it takes is
a few like really brave local priests to be like
to you know, to listen to what Leo says and

(22:37):
be like, here is the Gospel of the Lord.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Here is what our leader says.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
All it takes is a handful of those and like
your congregants, like they're they're older. They might have be
brainwashed or whatever, but like they're older and they listen.
Like the difference is that, like they have the relationship
and the respect with the people that preach to them weekly,
and all it takes is a couple of them, those
brave people to get out there and be like, this

(23:04):
is what Jesus actually preached. And they don't even have
to be like unlike the person that you voted for,
Like they just need to like break through and hope
that they break through and talk one on one to people.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
It just takes a couple of brave pastors to break
through that and do it. And that's why the leadership
at the top like that. This is where trickle down
really can work.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Mm hm anyway, that's I'm sorry, I just got on
a soapbox. But like i've been, as your resident Catholic,
I've been thinking about this all day.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
That's fair, you know, as not being raised Catholic. It's
like the Pope and Saints and Catholicism in general is
just this very sort of murky, mystical thing that I
just have never.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Completely like understood the ins and outs of. But yeah,
I think this ultimately sounds like a good thing. So great.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
And also what US president was from Chicago, Barack Obama.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Baby, that was.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Definitely my first association as well.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
But anyway, yes, that's that. Yeah, So thank you raw
dogging Cardinals.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
For getting the job done.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Getting the job done.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Anyway, how's it going with you guys?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Anything interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Other than the Pope? I almost died on an airplane
this week. Well we can talk about that later.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
We signed up for another race.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
One where where where how long?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
I signed up for a half and from sign up
for a fall.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Nice like up in like Sonoma.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Pretty and it's flat. We so like, after this last race,
we're like, oh, it's.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Gonna be so nice to have like more time back
on like on the weekends, we can you know, do
whatever we want, like your life won't be structured so
much by like long runs and stuff. And then literally,
like not even a week later.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I've heard that story before. I feel like that is
the runner's story.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, probably, it's so jazzed about. He's like he's
only ever done the Big sur marathon in terms of marathons.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And he's like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
He was like, I just really want to do a
flat one, like that would be great.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I mean that is very fair.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
And so then we started looking up.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sorry, help me, she was climbing all over. I picked
her up.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
She jumped on the chair.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
She's hanging off the chair. She's literally on my head
right now.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Very cute.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sorry, I just want to run a flat marathon time.
And then we started looking looking at different races and
then there's this one coming up, and then we signed
up and so there we go.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Now now we're back to training again.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Nice gorgeous, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Exactly, there's this Okay, so this race, first of all,
it's like after bigs are all races seem very very
less expensive.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Vixers, it's a really expensive.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Race.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
And first you're like, oh, it's because it's California. But
then it's like, well, this one's in California, and it's
like it's because it's big starts, because.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
It's and it is really really beautiful. But still so this.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
The race that we signed up for. Instant Noma finishers
get two beers and a bottle of wine.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
When is it?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, it's end of August.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Amazing.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I want to want to want to sign up when
it come.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
I don't want to sign up, but I want to come.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Well, both, let's do it. Let's go abroad.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Let's I mean, I am a little nervous about flying.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Not gonna lie. Getting in a plane right now is
very scary.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
That well, I.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Can speak to that as someone who has been in
a plane, but.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't want to jump in your story.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
No, that was it.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
It was just this is a great idea, but getting
on a plane right now, sentence, My story is done.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
I think that we should do this.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Broad's abroad. There are several people.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
That send with us.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I know Amanda you do a lot of stuff in
August with family whatever. Okay, Okay, well I might be
going to Dublin or Florence wherever in the middle of August,
but what's a date in August Shandy twenty four? Oh okay,
I can also you that. But anyway, I think Amanda

(27:58):
going there that way would be fine. It's when you
have to do. I would not recommend going up and
down the East coast right now, because that is where
the crowded airspace is and that is a fucking disaster.
So we flew to New York early on Saturday morning
for my niece's first Holy communion speaking of church, and
we get on the plane. Everything is fine, It takes

(28:21):
off just fine. It's an American Airlines flight, and within
i want to say, fifteen minutes of landing twenty minutes
of landing, we go like this boom and like everybody
goes up in their seat, like like literally, I'm not
even kidding, Like sorry, guys, if you're not watching the video,
which is none of you, but like everybody goes up

(28:42):
in their seat and like our stomachs drop and we're
all like, oh my god, and you know, like then
this is why you always get I think we were.
I think because there was supposed to be turbulence anyway,
because New York had terrible weather all weekend that they
had already said they be turbulence, but like they were
bringing uh it was like yeah, it was so uh.

(29:07):
I'm like, oh my god, all right, all right, there
must be that weather that everybody was talking about. And
then like three or four minutes later, there's another one
and we all tipped to the side like whoo, like again,
like it's like you're on a roller coaster Disneyland, and
and I swear to God, so we're again like whatever,
and then like okay, fine. Then our flight attendant she

(29:29):
takes her seat and we're in the last row. It's
one of those little commuter planes. So we're Rogue twenty
and we're the last row, right, so it's small, I know,
it's like two and two, and she's sitting between us
in her little seat. Then the entire fucking plane goes
to the side, so we're all like whoa. And I

(29:50):
was just like holy shit. And at that point, like
we we go steady, and I'm like what the actual fuck?
So like I noticed we're so low at this point
have sales service. So I'm like, I have to tell
because I didn't want to pay for WiFi or whatever,
because there's like I don't I pay for Wi Fi
on longer flights, but I don't want to do it
for like the hour long flights like that. Also it

(30:13):
should be because we because Delta includes it for free,
and I flew Jet Blue on the way back and
that was free anyway. So at that point, I'm like,
I have to text my family because and I even
like I literally was like this playing ride is wild.
We just literally like got knocked to the side. If
anything happens to me, tell the newspapers. Oh, I was like,

(30:35):
I don't like this is this has happened a bunch
of times now, and we just literally like flew to
the side like it was scary, and like then the
flight attendant must have seen me because she's sitting right
here like next to me, like there's no there's no
like private space here. So she calls to the captain
and then she's like, we have some air traffic control issues.
He's going to get on and make an announcement. So

(30:57):
what ended up happening was and we were flying air
traffic and he said, air traffic control has us flying
too close to an airline that is much bigger than us,
and we were caught in their jet street.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yes, So then we had to He was like and
he's like, I'm sorry, folks, but the only way I
can get out of this is to make a loop
up and around. It's gonna be another like fifteen minutes.
And we were all like, that is fine.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I just want to be aliund safely. At the end,
I will be on this blame longer that to do that.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
So and yeah, I was flying into JFK, which is
part of if you've been following the news, Newark airspace,
the Tri State Airspace is very crowded, right, but.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
We land it's fine.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
We're like, I was actually kind of I don't get
air sicret carsick, but I was actually kind of nauseous,
Like at that.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Point, I was like, ooh, I don't feel so hot.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
And you know, I got home and like took ad
bail at my parents' house. But my dad was very proud.
He was like, you can take something at the house
and I was like, take medicine.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
He's like, I have.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I was like, and most you have like a seen
of medapine.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
He's like, I have all of them. Now, I have
a medicine, I have proven, I have this site. And
I was like, oh, good job, Dad, thank.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
You all of them now. I was like that's great.
But anyway, like it was kind of scary, and like
I did, I texted everybody, was like I want I.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Want you guys to just know what is happening right now,
Like this is really freaky.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
So then we fly home. That was that was that
was actually Delta. Actually we were one of the few
planes that hadn't been updated to get the free Wi Fi.
That was Delta, and then we were flying American I'm
sorry jet blew home and the fight was it was
delayed significantly, then it was undelayed, then it was but

(32:50):
like moved off, then it was moved back, then.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It was moved up like three times.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Then it was moved back again, and it was like
kind of wild. So we get to the airport, we
go through all this off like know what to do,
and we finally get on board and the captain comes
on and makes an announcement and he's like, so.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Because we're a.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Little bit late and our original flight actually it was
a commuter flight from in between JFK and Charleston actually,
so like we were Savannah, Savannah, JFKN Savannah.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
So it was.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Delayed from JFK at the first flight, and that like
then delayed everything else because of weather. So we actually
ended up getting a new plane which moved us up
and then we get delayed anyway again from Rochester. So
anyway we get on a plane, he's like, well, we
have to fly a lower flight pattern to be able
to be clear for takeoff, and we need to get

(33:47):
more fuel.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It's like hang tight.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
The fuel won't take long as soon as like the
fuel tank gets here, so like they get there, it
doesn't take long whatever. So that's another like twenty minutes.
We get in the air and then we like stay
where we are.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
We we quickly learned that when he said we were.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Flying low and it was going to be we had
to fly slower because we'd be lower and it would
take longer. We did not get above six thousand feet,
which to anybody that knows is basically when the first
airplane goes ding do and you can turn on your wife,
your device is safely like that is how low we were.
It was it was cool and it was He's like,

(34:25):
we're gonna take a scenic route, and it was quite
scenic and quite lovely, but we were going through clouds
and it was at one point they were still doing
flight service and they gave us our drinks and Zach
had a sprite and I said, Zach, you take a
sip of that sprite. It's too close to the top.
It's going to explode. And he picks it up and
as soon as he picks it up, we go through

(34:46):
a big bump and the whole comes all over me.
Oh no, I got the technically starry, I got starry
all over me. But like that's how that's how heavy
the turbulence was. Was that like the the liquids were
flying up in the air and it was wild and
like the cappagan. I was like, folks, we are safe.

(35:08):
I promise.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
It's just the air down here is rougher. There's more turbulence.
That's why we have to fly slower.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
He's like, don't worry, You're okay, and we're all just like,
this is your sure.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Why I'm just trusting new pilot exactly.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
It's like I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I'm going honest with you, like this isn't great, but
we're gonna be okay. I promise we can do this
at this at this height or whatever. And I was like,
oh my god. So yeah, and then we had about
I want to say it was the first thirty seven
minutes maybe, but like we had like a half hour left,
and he said we had to have been above Virginia

(35:45):
at that point. He just goes, okay, folks, now that
we're out of crowded airspace, we've been cleared to go
to twelve thousand feet. So we never got like as
high as you're supposed to go, but we got a
little bit higher and it got much much smoother. And
then as we're all and it was that was so
much better. But as we're leaving, the captains comes out says,
you know, thank you for flying, you know, like they

(36:07):
do when they stand there, and that dude had to
have been maybe twenty six years old.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
And I just looked at him and I was like,
I know, that was a rough flight. Thank you so much, Like,
thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Back on the ground safely.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, like you earned your next promotion, dude.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Where can I write a positive view.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, you look like he was twelve, like first Wife's Club,
she's twelve, just like, oh my god, but like thankfully,
like he knew what to do. So anyway, it was yeah,
it was definitely something. And then you know, as we're
learning leaving to take off, we find out that, you know,
a week before Newark air had a Newark Airport had
lost to all communications for ninety seconds and it was

(36:59):
so traumatized, which it sounds dramatizing that air traffic controlers
there had to take trauma lead. And I get, yeah, yeah,
because you know what, I go back to Breaking Bad.
Remember Breaking Bad when they have the plane crash.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Never watch Breaking Bad?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Okay, okay, well out there that watched it.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
My thought was like, how air traffic control is so
in like the plane crest scene. Anyway, whatever, we made
it home. We have to fly back up there in
June for my grandma's ninety fifth birthday, and then I
plan on driving for a while.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
That's fair, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
It's like really trying to limit how many times we
have to be in an airplane in the immediate future.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, but flying back and forth at least from Raleigh
when like that was fine. I think it's the crowded
airspace and the fact.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
That still like the airspace that I fly. So yes,
I know, you see my hesitation.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Exactly exactly once you get out of there.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh you're okay, but you know so I had said
something after on Saturday to my dad. I was like, well,
you know, that's what happens when you fire all the
air traffic controllers. And he was like, they didn't fire
all the air traffic controllers. That's that is fake news.
What they fired was the people that were training and
the support stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Like, I know, I just laughed.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I was like, the people that helped them, right, explained.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
To me how that is different? Not in that like
please explaining.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
This shit has broken Newark And I'm like, probably not
a good idea to fire the people that can fix it.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Probably not good job.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Elon yep, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
First, one of those.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Dose people took it like seven hundred and twenty thousand
dollars as a paycheck from whatever. Like the corruption is unreal. Yeah, anyway, whatever,
that was my That was That was what I had.
That was my glass.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
You're back on the ground safely, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Same, I had a I had a thing, But I
can I can save it for next week. It was
an ask reddit just because we're kind of running along
in the tooth. But let's pretend that our Pope talk
was our middle talk.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Okay, no is that?

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (39:24):
Yeah, Papa Lio, but still we can, at the very least,
uh talk about the fucking humping cardinals, right, the raw
dogging cardinals.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
The ask reddit I had, I'll save it for next
week was what industry is a lot more dark and
sinister than most people realize?

Speaker 11 (39:52):
Oh, which I.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I know, which I thought was intrigued.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
But yeah, anyway, okay, let's take a quick break. When
we come back, we will do some feedback and then
we'll call it a night.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
And then next week, ooh ooh, don't go away. We
have an announcement.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Next week, we're celebrating four hundred episodes May thirteenth. Please
join us live, very crazy and exciting. My children may
be also joining us live because Jay is going to
go see Pearl.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Jam that night.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
So unless I mel atone and those kids super early,
they might be sleeping on the bed behind me at
some point. But yeah, we'll be live on YouTube and
I hope you guys can join us. Please put on
your calendar nine pm Eastern time. I know that works
out best for everybody that even nine o'clock time. We
hope you can join us. We can talk about everything.
We can talk about how much the new pope hates

(40:52):
jd Vance. We can talk about nothing like that if.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
You want to. We can talk about I don't know
what else is there to talk about. I feel like
the pope is all the things lately that is by
next week.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
He said, the news cycle.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, that's change.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
It changes frequently. I'm sure some many things will pop
up between.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Now, and that is very true. And and yes, we
could talk politics.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
We took anything.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
We could talk about. None of those things.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
We can talk about military parades.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, which actually might coincide with our birthday. Funny enough,
because our birthday is June fourteenth, right, like we have
the same birthday as drump Over the fifteenth, the fifteenth
or the sixteenth.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Oh wait, it's right here, June fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
It is the fourteenth. We share a birthday with the
anti Christ.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Oh Jesus Christ. Yikesy.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I know we've realized it before, but really, yeah, no,
I mean like birthday, that's true, and it's Janna's birthday
and really.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
So I suppose it's real like ying and Yang, you know, yeah,
like good, Yeah, the balance of the universe.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, I can't wait. I hope this fucking pope comes
out and like really does like he comes out too.
That would be very conclave.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Oh ship, that's not very spoilery.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Watch it.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I really I really should.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
I know.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah we've said this for a couple of weeks now,
but yeah, I need to. But speaking of things to
watch and to talk about, to get excited about, they're
making a TV show of Judy Blums Forever.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah, so excited.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I saw you said to Lincoln. I didn't read it.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It was it was Yeah, it was that, that's what
it was about.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Hooray.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, very excited wedding was coming out.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I've actually never read that one. Oh my good, read it.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Oh you should read it's so good. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, I would recommend reading it. It's going to be
interesting because it's from the point of view of the guy.
I mean definitely like liberties were taken and with you know, yeah,
blessing of everyone's Yeah, all.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Right, I don't I don't know if it said when
it's coming out, though.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Who's the producing entity? Where's it going to be?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I didn't recognize the names, but I also read it
while I was watching the Pope talk, so I couldn't
focus on my Italian.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
It's asking will it be on a platform that I
subscribe to and be able to watch it?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
So?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Netflix?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
A new Netflix series adapt Studio blims nineteen seventy no
nineteen seventies novel with a contemporary black cast, flipping the
gender roles but preserving its emotional innocence. Oh so yeah, yes,
that's awesome. Yeah, that sounds great, very excited. I don't
think it says when it's coming out though, but it

(44:06):
will be on the Netflix.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Well, well, earmarket for the next for a broadcast feature.
We can read the book and watch the series.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yes, absolutely, okay, So the showrunner is named Mara brock a.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Kill Okay, I don't.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I'm not gonna recognize that name.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Let's take a quick break and then continue talking about
this kind of stuff because I do.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, okay, let's real quick, here you go. All right,
we're back.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Your stuff reminds me of and Or, which we are
now the third set of three. So nine episodes has dropped,
and it is just it is so good. It's Star Wars.
It is it's a series that is so Cassie. And
Or is a character that was created for Rogue one.
Rogue one, actually the ending of that leads directly into

(45:03):
episode four New Hope, Uh, and the plot of that
is and Or and a woman named Jinner So have
to steal the Death Star plans, and them giving the
plans to the Resistance is why they're able to blow
up the Death Star in episode four. And it's a
it's it was a standalone movie when it came out.

(45:24):
It is absolutely incredible. And they took the character of
and Or because and not because it was like sexist
or anything, but like jinn Or So, her backstory was
pretty well established, so there really wasn't They could maybe
get one episode of television out of it, and that
was pretty much it.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Like she was, she feels like Felicity Heffman. Is that that, yeah,
Elsie Jones, Ellie Jones. I feel like she's pretty busy.
She was probably pretty hard to nail down for a
teaching she is.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
But like her character is directly related to an important.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Star Wars character.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
So like much like they couldn't do like acess lay
a prequel like every I mean they did when she
was a little girl, but like whatever, so but like
they it was pretty well established, like there wasn't that much,
but like the and Or character was very unexplored, and
they have so far tied it in so well. It
was filmed in twenty twenty two, but like the themes

(46:18):
of what is compared to what is going on right
now is like parallel, and so they started in twenty
twenty two, twenty twenty three, and then they had to
stop because they couldn't finish editing it because of the
writer's strike and or the production strike or whatever, and
then you know, they finally came out. But like the

(46:38):
there's so many parallels to what's going on right now,
and it's just it's so well done. Like I honestly
we've rewatched every set of three because it's just so
so good, and we're getting into the last the last
set of three, which will lead directly into Rogue one.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
But yeah, no, there's just I can't recommend it enough.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Like season one is just one of the best seasons,
like not of TV, but like it's an incredible season
of TV. The whole premise is rebellions are built on
hope because you've got like just a hope and a
prayer that what you're trying to do to fight fascism
is going to catch on, especially in like a galaxy, right,

(47:26):
like one galaxy doesn't know what the other part of
the galaxy is doing. And this kind of shows you
how it gets to be like the rebellion, right like
from a bunch of like rebel cells to like all
in one, and they just got to that point in
the last episode. But it also picks up like the
way that the last episode ends. Actually, if you watch

(47:49):
Star Wars Rebels season three, episode seventeen, I believe is
the continuation of that episode of and or so it's
really cool and watching that stuff for forever, like you
now see what led up to the events that then
start in that Star Wars Rubbels Episoderubles is a great show.
It's cartoon. It's wonderful though like it's it's so so good,

(48:13):
but anyway, it's really good. I can't recommend enough, Like
speaking of fighting fascism.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Well, we are in between shows. We finished The White
Lotus and need something new to watch.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
So, and you don't need to know Star Wars history.
What did you think of White Lotus? I think you
watched the monologue the what the monologue?

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, I think all the critiques, both
good and.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Bad, are accurate.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah, holy shit.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
It is weird. It is very white, It is very
like awesome.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yeah, overall, you're like, holy shit.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yeah yeah. The speech itself was yeah, just that.

Speaker 11 (49:02):
Yeah, I mean I suppose you like he's just sort
of talking about like what he's like catching's character. Yeah,
he's like catching him up on what he's doing, and.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
We're, you know, last saw each other, and he's sort
of like his reactions were great.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, this really long journey of sexual discovery.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
It's so fucking ridiculous and glorious.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
But I imagine like if you're saying rockwell and you're like,
you know, it's like, well, my wife's going to be
in dialand for a couple of months, like working on
the White Lotus. They want me to do this role.
Like you read that scene. Yeah, that's pretty fun. I'll
do it.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
That's a fun scene to shoot.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
All that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Let's let's do some facing. Okay, we have a faceback
for Matt. To start, he says, if you fell off
Handmaid's tail, I say, you're good. This season has been better,
but last season was a slog. Watched The Pit, Paradise, Severance,
Righteous Gemstones, Last.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Of Us, et cetera. Also, this movie is coming to Hulu.
It seems like I get.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
The right up your ally. It's called Summer of sixty nine.
Like Jillian Bell's directorial debut. It's about a girl who
hires a stripper to teach her about certain positions the
summer one, I assume, so she can get with her crush.
Superficial trailer hits on Friday, May Night.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Also another show to keep our eyes open for, yes
is ted Laso.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
We forgot to Oh my god, yes new ted Lasso.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I mean they're coming back.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
They're coming back several years out.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, like I'm I
don't know how I feel about it.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I thought, you know, there's where you're happy that they
ended up season three, But.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Of course I want to see them all again.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I know.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
I just hope it's good.

Speaker 12 (51:07):
I do too, Especially it's like when you go that
much distance in between, I feel like it can be
either really good things you've like really missed them and
it's like you can bring some fresh like perspective to it,
or it can be like the magic is gone and
you can't reclaim it, and I'm just so afraid it'll
beat that.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I know, I don't want it to be that.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Remember Arrest of the development, Yeah, yeah, which had some
like you know, we just had the quattro.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Quato, but.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Four, by the way they had they had like a
pretty perfect except for mister f.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
They had a pretty perfect three season.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
I fucking hate that.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
But oh I like mister F.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Throw that whole storyline.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
And I get it. It's not forever.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Other than that that pretty perfect three seasons and anyway, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Although there's parts of the third season of ted Lasso.
Also that's like why.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
There is but there was, guess because they were trying
too hard with the scheduling conflicts and.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah that and it makes so much more sense once
you once you know that that's why like some of
that stuff was happening.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
But and also it's just.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Like sad, Yes, I agree, unfortunately and hopefully now they've
learned their lesson.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Okay, what else Mandy says fun fact, we'll see eleven
palid your own dates in May, meaning the date will
read the forward savement backwards. Yes, yes, so let's see
five two twenty five five five. Basically anything that is
five and two and it ends with two and five

(52:54):
is date. And that's exciting the end YEP, I love that.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Very cool, Yeah, very very cool.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Mandy also continues things I took for granted with a
good endex finger because Mandy unfortunately needed stitches because she
had a booboo which.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Cooking boo.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, a little chopping booboo which I had once in Amanda.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Made me go to the emergency room. I sure did,
you did? Sure did? And then I your classroom desk.
You're not doing that.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
The kids are actually asking me like when's the last
time you did?

Speaker 4 (53:32):
To them?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
How many times you go to the emergency room? And
I was like, well, I had to get stitches once.
I got poison IVY on my vagina once and I
think I had to get stitches the second time. Yes,
I did, and all of those were pre two thousand
and nine, all those worth thing. Yes, they know I
got poison I van in my badge.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
It was awful. I was at a Dave Matthew's band
concert and I went to pee white.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Oh no, I've you were there for that.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah, you weren't having a contract.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
You weren't there when.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I had to go to or the emergency room.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I mean, Sarah was there too, but I'm pretty sure
you knew about it.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
What did they do? They were like, well, you better
put samanti itch cream, Like what can you do?

Speaker 7 (54:17):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
It was terrible. It was so bad because you know
what it was. It was like I was itching so badly,
and like I was like working myself up because I
was like freaking out, and like I was just like
super like my adrenalinst going and I was bright red,
so my temperature was elevated, but not because I had
a fever.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
But yeah, then I was like, oh my god, I
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
And they were just like, you dumb ass, don't wipe
with leaves you don't know in general?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Yeah maybe not.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Shake it out, Yeah, shake it out, shake it out,
shake it off.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
But I was like, you know, after that, though, urgent
cares like kind of became big to alleviate the burden
from emergency rooms, and like I think those were one
of the best things about an American healthcare system, not like
price wise, but like they just even like it saved
it was cheaper than emergency room, but like they really
did save you some time because I was like, and

(55:20):
then I needed this and this and this, but like
I went to urgent care and I was like, oh,
like you can just like I can draw a line
between when I started cutting myself accidentally to the er
and then whatever. Anyway, Mandy, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I hope, I hope you're feeling better.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, but she says, so, here's the ten things, the
things she took for granted with a good index finger,
using a mouse and ten keys, putting in contact lenses,
buttoning pants, pushing the start of car, button music, and
ife to cut me meat.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
I shouldn't be allowed to cut a nice lited to
be allowed.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And at this point one hair, one hand washing for
her hair, one hand hair washing, and the bright sign
I was told dishes until I get my stitches out.
The true m VP has been the middle finger doing
its job and the index finger job right. That middle
finger can do all the things. It's a little bit

(56:18):
for a reason.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
That raw dog and middle finger.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Utilitarian finger.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Okay, actually I have one more thing about the pope thing.
I'm sorry to keep going back, but like before we
go into the magic.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
He said, uh, well, still have an update.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Oh I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
So there, Laura Lumer, you know, noted crazy person.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
I mean, how would you describing her? I mean, no
notes the why.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I she got a bunch of like five star generals
fired or whatever. Like she's fucking nuts. I think she's
rubbing Trump speepy and he's listening to her. That's the
only thing I heard.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
She's now like referring to like firings as like she's
like lumered.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yes, yes, yep.

Speaker 13 (57:18):
So anyway, she started, she started screaming all over Twitter
today that he that Pope Leo is the woke Marxist pope.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
So Twitter started making up lyrics pink pony Club, woke mars.
I'm gonna keep on praying to the woke Marxist pope.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
I can't, and that's become like the TikTok that's.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
The next Randy Rainbow video. Anyway, That's why I'll never
quit I'll never quit Twitter. Also, if somebody pointed out, man,
we're about to We're about to widely accept somebody's assumed name.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Right, Okay, all right, let's do our Andy update. I
can do it. I've never I've done an Andy update before.
I say i've never done it.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Actually, somebody else do it. I've talked a lot.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I'm gonna keep singing my woke Marxist bop. I'm gonna
keep on praying to the wolf.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Saying somehow Mary's with.

Speaker 12 (58:35):
The Okay, it feels like something you would do the
Running Man too.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
It's just about right in my body.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
And you know what that was?

Speaker 3 (58:48):
The Holy Spirit, Amanda.

Speaker 9 (58:58):
Okay, update, all right, I can read that Andy updates.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
We got a quick check in from Andy. Hey, Ron,
it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Unfortunately, I don't have any really great news to explain
why you haven't heard from me. But I also don't
have anything really bad either.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
These days.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I'll take what I can get, I guess. Also, Happy
Masturbation Month, everyone hashtag I'm with hers Edie.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Happy Masturbation Month.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Yeah, tell that to Leo.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
He's not a scorpio. Okay, I don't know what any
of this means.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I'm just calling out memes, but I feel like a
masturbating pope would totally be a scorpio.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Sure, sure, I like this sound of it.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
All right, Yes, let's let's do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Then he starts banging it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
He's been down before, slow and steady, and I felt
pretty good the whole time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
His goal was just to finish.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
It was his first one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
It's a good goal to have for your first one.
I did a hard thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
I don't think we've done them.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
That's one way to do it. I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I feel like we've done a variation of this at
some point.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
At one point he said, should I continue, and a
bunch of us said.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Yeah, I need to find a sex one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Oh I got that one. Legit maybe stork. Thank you, Matt,
this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Oh how do we move on from that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Oh, what's next?

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Good crop?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Good crop?

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
On that note, anybody else of anything? I realized I
was very dominant, but I was very excited about this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Pope talk.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Time next week. Please please join us on Zoom nine
pm Eastern on May thirteenth. I'll post the link. I'm
not on Zoom'm sorry on YouTube. I'll post the link
on the socials or whatever. We really, really, really hope.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
That you guys can join us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
We'll have fun.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I promise, yes, come play with us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Four hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
That's old, I'm older.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
It's a lot of episodes, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, we'll talk about whatever you guys want.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Let to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Thank you to the patrons, especially the ones that contribute
to a certain level, and that would be etk, Heartrichner,
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Survivor jj C is still going on the realmcast after
Dark and the Amazing Race with Jack and Cindy. I

(01:02:21):
know Jamie Joe is very excited that a certain player
from this season of Survivor is going to be on
the Survivor Australia Versus the World story.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Oh guys, it's fucking David.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Oh apparently apparently it's him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
I think I think that's who she talks about. Oh shit,
if I'm wrong, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Sorry, but I think she said it was going to
be David was gonna be thank guy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Do you watch last night?

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I feels so salty?

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Okay, Shandy, can you take your head phones off for one?
Like five seconds count of five. When he stood up,
I thought he was going to like kick.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Joe's what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
So Cedric gave it on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
He was like, I want you all to keep in
mind that when this happened, there's no music. It was
total silence and he just stood off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
And I was like, I'm like, I hate this guy.
I can't wait for this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
And then you like start to like like him a
little bit and then it's like he was like, this
is my first check on him.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Was right, like this guy sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Absolutely, Like, okay, get it. He's showing support for Mary.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
They should have taken you out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
You want to take Joe out there? You're not going
to get just oh my god, it's ridiculous. Anyway, Shandy,
five seconds is up. We're up zero.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
I need to apparently got really excited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
It was a w you know what it was just
it was a fucking wild episode and it it was
it was it was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
It was a wild episode. But what made it wild
was the last like sixty seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Okay, well, no spoilers, I'm going to try to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
It works tomorrow. It was it was a tribal council first, yes,
like legit, Like you don't need to look it up
and be like did.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
This ever happen?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
No, no, is it first?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
It's never happened for that's real dumb. Yeah, I don't know.
If it's dumb, it might pay off, it might.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Be like I think it's dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
I don't know. We'll find out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
It's a it's a meme. It's an instant meme. People
on Twitter already are like, I could hit up like
my dog when I opened up cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
You get it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
I like that. It's like a little bit of the
Hamster dances like this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
That wasn't spoilery because a lot of things can be
your dog when you open up geez. But you'll get it.
It's the first thing you're gonna think of.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Now you're gonna get your bands, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
When I watched last week's episode and I saw David
come out in the jury, he was sorry, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
So oh he and he's still got hurt this episode.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
He is still bud hurting. H even said on Twitter,
is like he managed to make that face and hold
it for the entire tribal council. You know, tribal council
is like an hour in real life. They cut it down. Yeah,
so when you see his bitch face said, he held
that bitch face for the entire time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Oh, you know that is a face he practices in
the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Right, because you know why, there's not a whole lot
going on up there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
That is a face.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
He's like, I'm a stunt man. I need I need
a good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
That it is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Does it in the mirror? He knows exactly what it
looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I know it's stupid, Shandy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
You should watch the episode.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
It's yeah, you should watch the episode.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I know you're going to, and then listen to our
podcast because I hope that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
You agree with us because I went off.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And then okay, I went off on the Survivor JJC
yesterday and then my fucking computer shut down and re
started on me as I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Mid screaming about the episode, because I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Was just like, you're all so stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
It's like, you need a break.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
We're gonna pull the blog on this getting a little loud,
and then it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Took me for to get back gone because then it
did all the updates and updated fucking zoom, and I
was like, I'm not even on zoo. It was so annoying. Anyway,
all right, everybody, we are going to go to bed.
Good night, Happy weekend, Happy new Pope. Whatever that means
in fucking Latin.

Speaker 14 (01:07:11):
Is popist Marcus.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I feel like that could be a contender for episode title,
like I hate her, but it's really funny. All right.
On that note, everybody, I'll see you next week for
our four hundred birthday. My name is Colleen, my name
is Amanda pe Sad, everybody a