Ep. 9.40 "3 Girls, 400 Podcasts"

It's our 400th episode! We go over things we've learned that have improved our lives and take a trip down memory lane. Thanks to everyone who joined us live!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe buses.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast with Manny's Shandy
and Colleen. My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda,
and I'm Shandy. Welcome to the show, everybody. This is
season three, episode forty, episode number four hundred, four hundred.
How's it going? Oh man, it's kind of crazy when

(00:43):
you think about it, it really is. Yeah, Like, I
went through old episode titles today, as you guys know,
and I was like, damn, we were really funny even
back then. Sometimes you go back and you're like, ooh,
I shouldn't have said this. It was a different time.
And then you know, you look at the title and
we're like, oh, but we were still funny anyway, that.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Through line of consistency.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, that was back when I did bloopers at the
end of each episode.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh god, and.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Then I started taking them aside.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, I forgot about that, but that was that was
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, we are drawing joined live in the chat, Janet
say congrats on four hundred. Thank you. Roe also says
happy four hundred. Your friendship in the pod means the
world to me. You made me laugh, cry, think and
all things in between. I love you, Tons and tons
and tons of gratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
We love you tons, and I wrote just just for you.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Literally yesterday there were some quails on.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
My deck and I like filmed them and I almost
sent it to you, but.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Just and I've forgotten right now.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I was like, is that too much to like send?
I'm sure anyway, I don't always. I always think give
you a row now when I see birds. Yeah, I
love you too.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I need to do a click disclaimer. Yesterday I bought
a little thing of champagne to pop tonight, as we
do as his customary for these milestone episodes. I put
it in the freezer and then I forgot all about
it and it is now very.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, it's a champsicle. There we go, there we go.
I'm getting brushing the dirt off of it, the frost
off of it. Anyway, yes, Jay was like when I
put it in, he was like, you don't want it
to blow up like that other one. I was like,
you mean the one on the broadcast and he was
like yeah. I was like, oh that was white wine
and it was fine. He was like, but didn't you

(02:41):
have that in there for like a day And I
was like, nah, that was like months. It was a
long time. Rose said, quails are my dreamless thanks for thinking,
may please send them along. And then Jane say, congrats
on the new cat Amanda and got your next less
new cats. We're all cool cats in this place.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh man, be in such a jerk today though. Man,
this cat, this cat is like a real character. Oh No,
gets up on the counter, he won't get down. If
anyone has any advice for keeping cats off the counter,
timfoil doesn't work. Turns out he actually really likes it.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Spray bot.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
No, he likes water. That's usually actually why he jumps
up on the counter, because he hears water running and
he's like.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That just means that he doesn't that he doesn't like
the water you're giving him, that's all. He's looking for
a different water source.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But then he doesn't drink it. He just likes to
look at it.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Is it still water that you're giving him?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah? I got on one of those like bubbly water
things and then it like immediately broke and figure out
how to make it unbroke.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm going to send you the one we got through Vivian.
She loves it. It stopped her from going on the counter.
She only goes on the counter for chicken now, and
we had a lot of chicken in our house. Vivian
is entertaining as hell, Yes she is. Alex, we had
Jay is seeing pearl jam right now. So the kids.
I was like, I'm making you guys chicken strips. I

(04:06):
have hertissery chicken that I cut up the other day.
I was like, I'm gonna do my thing. I'll make
you guys. Have you with your a thing. Well, Alex
like takes the he eats the the you know, the
crispy part, like the fried bread part, but he takes
it off the end and like leaves the ends parts,
like like it's a crust on his plate. And as
soon as he like left the table, Vivian jumped up

(04:29):
on his chair. She like one by one, like just
yoinked the like little bread crust from the chicken strip.
Then after she did that and took it wherever she
took it to, she came back up and I hear
like slurp, slurp, slurp, and she's fucking licking the ranch
dressing that he left there. And I was like, whoa,
that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Stop it. That's when I was like no, I'm all
like picking cat hairs out of food. He was like to, like,
we're gonna eat.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That stuff I give Jay said, the worst thing I
ever did for Vivian was give her to human food.
But she really likes it and it's probably better for her.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, well, especially if it's meat, like cats are like
strictly though.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, I know. Anyway, yay kats. We digressed. I don't
even know where we were going. But Alex is mad
at me right now, like he hates me. He kicked
me out of his room like several times tonight because
I'm writing that book and they wanted me to read

(05:32):
them a chapter and I said, I can read you
an entertaining chapter, but it's kind of scary. If it's
not scary, it's suspenseful because the kids might get in trouble.
And he's like, yeah, I want to know. So I
read it, and like he's rolling his eyes throughout it
and whatnot. And then like we get to the cliffhanger
chapter part and like, you know, I was always going

(05:52):
to read them to the first half of the next
chapter to resolve the cliffhanger, and like he is like fullipping.
He's like, don't make them get in trouble. Don't make
them get in trouble. And I was like, they're not
gonna get in trouble. Don't worry, they're not gonna get caught.
He's like, just don't don't let them get caught. And
I was like, okay. So I read the rest of
it and like, Zachary is like, that's really good. That's

(06:14):
really like. I loved it, and Alex is like, oh,
I hated it. You don't need to delete it right now.
Kids are gonna hate it. They don't want to see
kids almost get in trouble. I was like, do they
want to see kids get in trouble? Like I'm confused.
He's like no, no, no, just take the whole part out,
take it all out. They just want smooth going. And
then Alex is like yeah, and I was like, the

(06:42):
characters are in like fifth, sixth, seventh grade, so like, yeah,
I'm breezy, like good the age group that it was
intended for. Zachary he's he likes it.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I was just like, story structure typically, you know, right,
exactly right, there's gotta.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Be a little yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, he helped me write a store apart, so they're
in this like house in this house, but it's like
one of those historic homes and they're like, you know,
like your school takes you on to tour of And
Alex wanted the character that was based on him to
play with the taxidermy squirrel. I said, fucking God. So

(07:22):
we write this whole scene between his character and the
taxidermy squirrel and it's so fucking stupid, and he loves it.
And he read it to Jay and Zachary yesterday, doing
the voices and everything, and I was like, well, we're
gonna keep this in. As long as we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Keep this in, I guess.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I was like, it's so buddy, Yeah, but the port
that's like the actual story. He was like, I hate it.
I'm gonna get up early and I'm gonna get on
your computer and I'm gonna delete it.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
He's more into the world building than that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I was like, oh the fuck you are, I'm gonna
sleep with my I laughed up under my pillow tonight,
Judy's and the chest is when I was out to
his age, I would run out of the room when
TV shows got to the point where people are getting
in trouble. That's what zach usually does. Honestly, I thought
Alex would love this scene and Zach would be freaked out,
but no, Zach was like super into it. Yeah, I

(08:17):
can go for some smooth going these days.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, anyway, whatever, they all went to sleep.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
It was fine.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I guess I don't know. We'll find out if I
have a horse's head in my bed tomorrow morning, like
I stuffed animal horse. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
It was like, is that a new expression or.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You need a section in the back of the book
with bonus?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Maybe why have I Actually I'm going to do a
prolog and an epilogue, but I need to finish the
whole thing before I do the prologue. It's going to
like set up the whatever. And I kind of wanted
to see where I went before like set it up.
But they don't know that, and it was like another
mystery character that they don't know who it is. And
Jay was like trying to read over my shoulder today
and I was like.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Study it.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is not for you. This is for them, because
we're trying to get Zach to read more because this
whole thing started because you guys, I don't know if
anybody listening to thing this whole book thing started because
when we went to Zach's open house in the fall,
the fifth grade teachers like gathered all the parents in
the room and they were very strictly like, we love it.

(09:30):
They liked the graphic novels, but we really need to
get them all reading books that are there like grade
level to read, like they need to read chapter books.
And like we got Zach into those books that were
like the Unicorn, the guy that like he's the Democrat
that wrote the World War two books for kids, right, yeah, yeah,
so we like we got him into the ellen Gratz.

(09:52):
They thing is his name, and we got him into those.
But then like he went through all the World War
two books and he tried to read one of the
nine to eleven books and yes, they're writing fiction books
about fictional accounts with nine to eleven, now, yes they are, yep,
yes it is anyway, but like he was bored with

(10:14):
that because it wasn't World War Two, and I was like, oh,
I'm sorry that my personal history is boring to you,
but whatever. Anyway, So then he went back to the
graphic novels and like he's gotten into new ones, but
still I was like, no, we need to get you
into like books. So now that's that's how this whole
thing started.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I think it's great.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Thanks, I think it's wonderful.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Thank you, thank you. Everybody has characters named after them. Yay, yeah, yay, Okay.
So happy Mother's Day, believe it. Happy Mother's Day to everybody.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Hope you all had good days. Indeed, indeed, would you do?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
What do we do?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
They made me breakfast in bad and then yeah, it
was really sweet. And then we went to a late
brunch at Parkside Parkside restaurant, which I think you've all
been to before maybe so, so we did that because
I was at two thirty. And then what do you do?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
After that?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
We just had a very chill day. It was very nice. Uh.
They got me this really cool oaz that is in
the shape of a book and it's supposed to be
like house plants that you go in your like bookshelf.
It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I got very cool similar for my sister in law
for Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, it was really fun. So and then they got
me really pretty flowers. So it was really cool, nice, nice,
and it was the best, Like probably the best part
was so they made me the breakfast and then like
dropped it off, and then Tack went downstairs to watch
TV and Jay went into the kitchen to make everybody
else's breakfast, and Alex stayed with me, and he like

(11:55):
sat there one on one and was like, I don't
want you to eat breakfast alone and like talk to
me like a big kid without like any of like
his normal like goofing off shit, and like it was
really nice. And I was like, He's like, and I
promise that I will do anything you asked me, even
if you asked me to brush my teeth seven times
today while I'm in the middle of watching TV, I

(12:16):
will brush my teeth. And I was like, oh fun,
I like it.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
You do got to keep those guns around.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But I know so anyway, Yeah, it was nice. You
guys do anything.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
We Eden had dance class in the morning, and I
went to exercise so the kids. I gave myself nice
which I am still feeling. The glute muscles are really uh.
I'm in some pain, guys, I'm in some pain. And
then we came back here and sort of got showered
and changed. It was like a beautiful day here in

(12:54):
New York. So we decided to I was like, I
want to get ot of the neighborhood and do something.
So we went to Brooklyn Bridge Park Now and we
got lunch, and they've got a bunch of like cool
kids stuff, Like there's a really cool like water park
for kids in the summer, and there's like swings, and
there's like this big sandbox, which is where we ultimately
ended up because they also have like beach volleyball courts

(13:20):
oh near where we were eating, and so like Eden
was watching like the young people, like you know, coming
in and out and they were putting their shoes on
and like getting changed and stuff, and Eating's like, oh,
I want to do that. She's like trying to take
off her shoes and like go in there. And I
was like, oh girl, no, no, you can't do that.
She's like I need to be in sand So we

(13:44):
went to the sandboxes and we were there probably an
hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Touching grass, touching sand, all the same.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, And then we got we got some ice cream,
which was a delight. They had this ice cream place.
It was like one of those like cool boutiki ones
that just have all these sort of like wacky flavors,
and they had a flight which ends up being like
cheaper than getting like two single scoops. Like, so Daniel's like,

(14:12):
we should just get on a flight because that's gonna
be cheaper, and I was like that's a great idea,
and we yeah, it's like now I don't have to
decide which one to pick, I can pick all of them.
So that was great. And then on the way home,
we're like heading back to the car and like Eden
took a massive digger on the sidewalk and like skinned

(14:36):
both knees like real bad, and like, I thought you
hit her head on like the park bench. Thankfully she
did not, or if she did, like her knees hurt
too much to be aware that anything else hurt, but yeah,
just blood. And our our elevator was out until yesterday,
no night, yesterday was out until this morning. So we've

(14:57):
been you know, walking up and down six flights of stairs.
And because her knees were like so bad, she's a
good cool So I like get to the top of the
stairs and my cute outfits like covered in my little
kid blood, and I'm like, yeah, this is mother's Day. Yeah,
this is it, this is this is this is motherhood.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Mother's Day, Like a mom.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, but you know what, I got that ship out.
I took it out of the watch today clean as
a whistle.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh that's kay.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Speaking of ship, I have to say, that's the second
time that I've heard to use that expression she took
a major digger took a yeah, and and both times I've.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Never heard that before.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I understood from context, but both times I was expecting
that to you to say she took she took a
major dumb so that story both times, I was expecting
that story to go a different way, something else to
be covering your.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Ah, I did, You're close, But.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
When you told us that story right four week so
you meant you started the story right before we hit
record and before you the first time before major digger.
I also thought you were going to say dump this
time around, and knew you're going to say but I
was like, oh, she took a major dump where it's
a playground.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
No, No, we're pretty uh pretty potty Traine.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Now, yeah, everybody's in like two years. You can take
a dump and still be potty Traine.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
And the chat Leasta says, same ship. It was like
not a thing.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, to fall down to trip over one's own feet.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Never heard it before.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
No, I've heard it twice and both that's what that's
in my defense, that's why both times I expected a
major dump because I think the first time, I like
didn't internalize it because again I never heard it.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
So you learned that are just not not knowledge. I
also didn't know that fried dough pizza was like not
like a universal thing that everybody eats and joyce. Yeah,
like pizza, No, like like a you know, like a zeppee.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, it's it's I think it's a Northeast thing because
they really have over here. It's it's wherever the Italians are.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, it's like it just get it's like the zeppee.
So it's like fried dough but just take off the
powdered sugar and put sauce and like some shake er
cheese on their best.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's a fair food, Shandy, mostly it's a fair food.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
But I also didn't realize that that's like not a
thing that everybody eats all the time, like the the
things in your your sheltered life.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I guess that's why you need to all get out more. Apparently, Okay,
anything else before we move on. Okay, So we're gonna
do a whole bunch of heavy four hundred to us
stuff on the back half of the episode just because,
but because because, you know why, because I said so

(18:05):
so sorry, because I'm an asshole, and that's what I said. No,
I just thought, it's it's our four you don't have yeah, yeah, yeah,
we don't have a ton of feedback and we want
everybody to participate. We're gonna make you wait for that.
But in the meantime, I'm bringing back something that was

(18:26):
on the list from a few weeks ago. This was
an ask credit and the question was what improved your
quality of life so much that you wish you did
it sooner? And what I liked about this is that
it was not just a nice little box of like
certain responses. Oh, Lily says, I want fried dough with cheese.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
She's really good.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Shout out to LeSEA and Lily for both showing up things.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, well of my Montana friends that I simple ink too.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Welcome, welcome, all right the first thing, and again, these
are kind of more sentimental that I thought. But because
it's our four hundred episode, I thought that we could
go the sentimental rout Absolutely, I love that.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
For the first thing is spin Tip says in my
early twenties, I learned it was okay to say I
don't know instead of pretending I knew what somebody was
talking about. People are excited to share what they know.
It's such a simple thing that led to a lot
of professional and social.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Growth for me.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
H Like, I learned that too when because this is stupid,
but like, my first new community that I went into
in a long time was my geocash community, and they're all, like,
you know, fairly older than I am, and I realized
that a lot of them also really liked to just
talk and during when we used to do things like

(19:55):
out and about, like during COVID or whatever, because you
can go outside and do things like I would just
kind of sit there and listen to people and be
like let them talk about themselves. And it really taught
me a lot. I was like, oh my god, I'm
not leaving this this hike being like did I say
something stupid? I let other people say all the things
and it's great.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
It's like my favorite thing.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, and then I still don't know sometimes but like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
So somebody replied to this, and they said, I feel
like there's a big one. Another thing that I am
implemented a few years ago is to reduce the urge
to say I know when somebody shares something with me.
I realized that I hate it when other people do
it to me, so I probably should have wid it

(20:37):
as well, even if I say it in a pleasant
way or show that I'm interested. I think it's easy
for someone to feel like I'm dismissing what they're saying,
or that it's not worth their time sharing the information
with me. So instead I will say instead of I
know you're right, or that's true, or thanks for sharing
or telling me. I find most people feel better about
sharing what they know now. I've also tried to make

(21:00):
sure I don't make people feel bad about what they
don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Either.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I avoid you didn't know, or how do you not know,
or anything else that may make someone feel ashamed or
bears for not knowing That is cool. I work on
that all the time with my family. When they say
something and I'm like, well, actually, yeah, lower prescription drive.
Yeah actually I didn't lower prescription dry drugs. First, Frum

(21:26):
just canceled it and then reinstated it. But okay, but sure, yeah,
wait what what there was there's an air draveic control crisis.
Well actually none of this was happening when Pete and
Biden were in charge.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
But okay, there were problems, but like not that, not
this problem, these.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Problems, and Pete generally made like the airlines pay fines
like lotted lots and lots of money. Here we're just like, oh, okay,
in general, when you're talking to non people like that, well.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
And about I mean also like there are many things
that it could be many topics, you know, and like
I'm sure there are some very embarrassing things that I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
So yes, yeah, there's some things that I think about,
even like we've talked about this when we're like doing
this show where like I'll be like, wow, six fucking
years ago I said this, and I was so wrong.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Just today I learn what taking a digger is.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, and just.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Today I learned that that's not a common knowledge phrase
is sure not? And I also lived in the Northeast
for a long time and I never heard of that.
Lisa is what's that beautiful cocktail?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, mine is just some trader Joe's Rose Mocktail. I
highly recommend if you're like trying to sort of like
California sober it, Trader Joe's has a lot of uh.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh, that's good. Another expression I'm not familiar with.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
California's sober is actually when you only smoke weed but
you don't do anything.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
When you do drugs and you don't drink. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, like that's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
The other thing another thing I didn't know, but yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Like that's been a thing for like decades, Shandy, because
I've known that.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I don't know about it. I mean, I just discovered that,
you feel like in the past couple of years.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Hold on, let me rephrase that, Shandy. You're right, that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh, deer.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Deer.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I literally just said, how the fun could you not
know that? Which is what we just talked about.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
It is ironic having spent many years in California. But
I mean what I'm what I'm maybe hearing is in California,
we don't say it.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
No, I think it depends. I was actually talking about
this this weekend with some friends that like did live here,
but now they live in like Berkeley, area and they
were saying, how they're sort of California sober. Yeah, but
you know they've only been there for like a year

(24:36):
or two. So I first heard movies.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I first heard it when Demi Levado was going through
all of her issues, like maybe eight or nine years ago,
and she was trying to be California sober and everybody
was like, well, Demi, you're an addict. I don't think
that's gonna work. She was like, no, no, no, it's
gonna need you. And then you know, like five years
later she almost died, so didn't work for her. But anyway,

(25:00):
that's when I first heard the term. I know Miley
Cyrus has used it before, so like celebrities using it
is when I first came into college with it. Yes, yes, yes,
okay read to ask the question what improved your quality
of life so much that you wish you did it sooner?
Somebody said it sounds cliche, but diet and exercise.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I like it. Hey, speaking of make America healthy again,
go bathe in the toxic waters?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh no, oh, I've missed this headline. Do I even
want to know? Did he did?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
He put his head underwater?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Well, his kids, Oh.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
God, where they swimming?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh okay, so Rfki Jr. Brain merb Central. They they
went to Rock Creek, which is in Washington, d C.
With his grandkids for Mother's Day. Except the problem with
doing that and they put took pictures and all that
is that there's like fucking signs saying don't swim here.

(26:04):
And according to the National Park Service, Rock Creek has
high levels of bacteria and other infectious pathogens that make
swimming waiting in other contact with the water or hazard
to human and pet health. And most namely, it has
E coli like high ecoli values and like sewage population
because you know, like antiquitate sewers like you know there

(26:27):
d C. Anyway, the motherfucker took his grandkids and posted
pictures of them swimming in the sewer water.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh my god, I can't even say, like, I can't
even like work up enough energy to be surprised about.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
This, because he's thinking it's mind over matter, right.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
And fecal matter minor matter.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
These people shut up. This is my friend who came
down from Montana to run the.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah did you find a flat run? Did you find one?
In Kansas? Jenna says, my answer is retirement, definite improvement
in life. Yes, that feels like a definite improvement in life. Uh,
blackout curtains, I will say, blackout curtains and for me,

(27:24):
the imask, the iemask, yes, fucking game changer, and you
your plugs Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't do those because
I need to make sure if I hear like a
nightmare or something.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, because Daniels's not waking up, so I gotta be
the one that's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I had a terrible nightmare last night that we went
to London for ten days and we forgot to fill
Zoe's Zoey's, I forgot to fill Vivian's food ball, and
like at some point I was like like awaken enough
to recognize that she was sleeping on my back. So
then like in my dream that she came in the
car with us to go to the airport, so then
she was going to stay in the car for like

(28:04):
ten days, and it was it was awful, I know,
And then I woke up and then I was like,
oh my god. Okay. Matt says seapat machine was life
changing for him. Lisa says earplugs. Yeah, all these things,

(28:25):
all these things this person on read its big Intention
eighty five hundred, which is a cool name. Moving out
of my hometown, I never felt like it was from.
I never felt like where I was from was home.
I was never comfortable. Kept hitting hurdles, trying to come
up with and be better. But once I left, my

(28:46):
entire life, Once I left it, my entire life trajectory
change for the better. I am sorry. This person did
not big intention, did not intend grammar here. Sorry. This
person said understanding that someone smarter than you, that working
with someone smarter than you is a privilege and an
opportunity to learn and hone your skills. Yes, threat, yes, yes,

(29:12):
I love that. Actually because when we're like you know,
when you're young and scrappy.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Oh, you can have a mentor yeah, learn ship and grow.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Exactly amazing, uh Lee says, I realized I didn't need
to be a raging dick because every little noise woke
me up or kept me awake. That was the earbus
am someday someday because my husband sleeps with a white
noise machine, and that was like a year long year
learning curve.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
How does how to sleep with the white Pyes?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, I need pitched silence.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
You guys are I always say.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
But I can't do ear plugs because I have to
have the kids, like I have to hear them. Yeah,
but I will say that because Jay travels once a
month for a full week now for work, and like
two months ago in March, he was gone for the
week and the fucking birds, the baby birds came out
and they're right outside my window, and they woke me

(30:13):
up at like five in the morning, and I was like,
what they'll do that? Why can't I go back to sleep?
And then I realized that I had been sheltered from
them by the white fucking noise machine.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I'm like, oh, I love our white noise machine.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Five twenty in the morning, I had to put that
fucking puppy on.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Like day was right, I like can't sleep without it now.
Like last night, I went to bed before Daniel and
because I was just like so tired, like cat, I'm
so not like fully sleeping correctly, but like I had
lights off. I'm like, I'm ask on and I realized
I forgot to turn on the white noise machine. And
then I was like, oh no, now what do I do?

(30:53):
I can't sleep without it? But I also can't get up.
I'm like in bed, they'll just have to lie you're awake,
comes and turns it off.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I know that's the worst, and it's it's also like that,
and then like when you wake up at like three
and you're like, I have to pee, but it's not
that bad. I'll go back to sleep. And then you
wake up at four and you're like, I have to
pee just a little bit more, but I can still
sleep on my stomach. I'm okay. But then you wake
up at six and you're like, God, damn it, I
shouldn't get it free because now I'm awake, awake, Ye, Jennis,

(31:30):
I did the white Noise Machine when I were grave
shift and needed to block mowers and street noises.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah that's fair, that's yeah, that's rough.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay, real quick finishing this up. Oh gosh, this one
is dark. I nanny cammed my wife abusing her daycare
kids and use the video to win my house in
the divorce. Oh okay, okay, okay. Uh. Taking Vitamin D

(32:01):
every day it literally changed my life.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I take I take Vitamin T as well.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I was told vitamin B. Yeah, Vitamin B my life,
my prescription strength. Yeah, but I do a lot outside
to to get that natural vitamin D hashtag make America
healthy again.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Questionable waters.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yet that vitamin D and that E coli baby the
other other other vitamin.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I feel like there was a vitamin D low hanging
fruit joke here that we missed.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
There there is somebody in the chat please make it
because D is also the fourth letter in the alphabet,
and this is four hundred, So you can make a
vitamin D four hundred joke. We will consider it very strongly.
For episode title, I thought we're not dick.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Well, I mean I could be.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I know, I was saying, there's there's like there's levels.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
There's levels of D.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, there's lots of D.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Potentially the D.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh the D D D D. Okay, finishing up because
we are going off the rails now. Uh, let's see.
Stop putting so much weight on what other people thought
getting Yeah, I agree that. Actually that helps me a
lot too. I still do it from time to time,
but I don't do it as much like I used to.

(33:44):
This person called Pineapple Juice Love, which is also a
solid screening, says getting diagnosed and medicated sometimes you sometimes
you can't just bootstrap yourself into a happy, productive person.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
But D in all the world.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Sometimes this one goes out to Alex of a day.
I'm honestly annoyed that I lived this long without one.
If you ask Alex what his favorite part of Japan is,
he is seven fucking years old, and he will tell
you it was the goddamn day. Lily says, Yes, of

(34:29):
a day. Joshua says, vitamin B three B seven and
D four hundred bruns. Which is that the recommendation of
what to take? Or is that like the broadcasters three
B three, I don't know what the seven is, D
four hundred. Oh, we're getting somewhere. Matt says, if only
this was episode five hundred, because the Roman numeral is D.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I know, Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I know we won't make it. Remember that for one
hundred from now.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
But maybe you mind.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I definitely, I don't know that's true.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Mandy will, She'll send something.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
End Okay, walking every day, sleep better, better mood, more
energy when I'm working long hours at nights, blah blah
blah blah. Uh Hentai Jesus says, getting on ADHD meds,
it made me able to focus and get things done
so much easier to calm most of my racing thoughts

(35:27):
because anxiety. Yay, it's just overall made my quality of
life go up. Face Poppies another like all these people
have great names. I mean, obviously they figured out how
to improve their quality of life and fucking Internet handle
Face Poppies. Starting a band completely changed my life in

(35:48):
all the best ways, not least of which is giving
me a group of friends that I know I will
see once a week minimum.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's great. And then.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Tumor because one's a nice one and one's a good one.
Not the nice one is a good one, you know
what I mean. Lindsey Turtle says volunteering meet people with
say interest and values as you be in the community,
making it better, feel good about yourself, learn new skills
for free. Honestly, there's no downside. Everyone should volunteer, especially
if you're bored, lonely, or have any sort of existential drug.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yes, yes, totally agree.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
And then finally, LKP. LCD says, I stop being scared
of failing at my hobbies or finding the learning process
too difficult. I just said fuck it and jump in.
I just say fuck it and jump in. It's an
art at the end of the day, So however it
turns out is however it turns out. I came for

(36:49):
years of experimenting with making music, was always intimidated by
expensive setups and a tedious learning process. About a year ago,
I slowly started teaching myself modulars. You know, synth synthetics.
It's not a hard word, Colleen ynesis. And when I'm creating,

(37:09):
I feel happy and free. So yes, Basically, this guy says,
if you're scared of something, just say fucking and jump
right in love. That good exactly, You too can write
a children's book that your children fucking.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Hate just today though, just hate all the time today.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Uh Li says, Alex and I sound like we'd be
good friends.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
Alex is.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I mean, he is wonderful, He's a real personality.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
He is a huge personality. He actually we talk about
past lives all the time. That is our topic of
conversation last.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Night actually where he was like, Mommy, how do you
know if the life you're living is your is the
one that's gonna make you go to heaven or if
you're gonna have to live again? And I was like, Alex,
I don't know, but I feel like maybe you know,
you've got to fulfill a purpose or like you know,

(38:11):
do something that like you can die like feeling satisfied
on like your previous life, which I'm pretty sure you.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Are a gangster, and that's what you're here because he
has he has for the new people in the jet.
He has this birthmark right here, and a birthmark right here.
I swear to fucking God if you believe that shit.
It's like a bullet went through his shoulder at some
point in a previous life. It's really weird, like he

(38:38):
just it's like it's not perfectly lined up, like it's
like a trajectory kind of thing, like it's it's like
they're on an angle, but like it's it's it's so
it's it's cool and it's weird. Like I don't know. Anyway,
he is wonderful, like I said, I love him so much,
but he's definitely a huge personality. Yes, Joshua Claire is

(39:01):
the B three B seventy four hundred broad seven days
a week. Yeah, nice, I don't know. She just got anxious,
Like seven days a week.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I spend seven days a week. I don't want to
do that to anybody else.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Two is enough for me. All right, let's take a
quick commercial break. We come back. We'll do I don't know,
whatever it takes us. We'll do four hundred shit, we'll
do feedback, we'll make fun of politics. I don't know,
who knows where it's gonna take us. Here we go, Okay,

(39:50):
for those of you out there, we pause for about
five seconds and then we start again. So give us
a second.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
And then when Colleen it it's the show, she puts
in a little commercial.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Slide it on in there.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Just slide it in like the vitamin D.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
D M.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
S. Colleen, there's this podcast that, uh that Lee's had
me listen to that I totally think you would love.
I was on it to both of you.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
But it's okay.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I think I believe that I spoke to Lee's about
the fact that you would like it.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
And is it called Two Girls, One Ghost? Because I
just discovered that podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
What no, it's called the Epilepsy No no, no, no,
it's not that I was gonna say the Epilepsy tapes,
but that's not it, okay, because he's helped me out,
there's usually like a five second delay.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Though I've been looking for replacements for mysterious universe.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Telepathy the telepathy tapes.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
That's okay. I listened for universe replacements and he just
can't find one that was like, you know, of the
same you know whatever, like not ill, but like the
same banter and like stuff that I like to hear about.
But I recently discovered the Two Girls, One Ghost podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
God, that's kind of brilliant naming.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It is brilliant naming because they're not like gross like
that or anything. It's kind of like if the three
of us but it was two of us did a
podcast about supernatural stories.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
So like if it was two of us and one
of us was a ghost, fuck, that's my first thought.
It's like, well, is the ghost real or is it
a metaphor?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
No, it's it's a supernatural broad It's like spooked, but
like not spooked, because you know, all I have Curt
he is like spooped, and I've tried other ones, but
I'm like, hey, but no, I really like them Two Girls,
One Ghost.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Okay, any of the population sorry, no, no, no, go ahead,
We're back, okayybody, Okay, there's a upside of the population
that fully gets that title and then and they don't.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
They don't have to. That's fine because you know what
if you missed that.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
There was this whole discussion in PO today about how, yes,
Biden should have dropped out earlier, and yes, the press
like didn't do him any favors with reporting on like
the good thing his administrations were doing, and like you know,

(42:30):
he just constantly faced because everybody was so into There
was a whole discussion on PO. Janet. I think you
were a part of it, but like you were talking
about like just how and by me talking a lot
as I do, and but it was like, you know,
like everybody was so into like the drama from the
Trump years and then like they just couldn't deal like

(42:52):
fucking jonesing like for the high of like what happened
there because like the Biden like they called him sleepy
Joe because you could sleep at night.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Anyway, we're talking about that, and I forget where I
was going with this, but essentially it was like people
are stupid. I'm sorry, where was I going with this?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Well, we're kind of talking about two girls.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yes, yes, this is this is okay, now I remember
how I vote.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
This okay, But also a great title for a podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I said that, uh, three girls, one podcast, Yes, three girls,
four hundred podcasts, episode title, we got it one dy okay,

(43:45):
So yeah, yes, this is when we came the spoiler alert.
How the thread finished was bottom line, what Biden did
or didn't do doesn't matter, Like it didn't matter. You
could have dropped out a year ago or not, like
they were never going to vote for the black woman.
But I pointed out that there's a whole like consistent
of consistently of like stupid fucking people who this was

(44:07):
their first election to vote for. So like they because
I said, like anybody like it's on us, any Like
it doesn't matter, it's on us. Anybody that remembered Trump's
first term term realizes like it doesn't matter who the
Democrat nominee is, like it was avoid Trump at all costs.
And then like as I'm typing that, I'm like, oh shit,
like we have a whole bunch of people that are

(44:29):
we're too young to vote in the election in twenty
twenty and now like those are like the ones that
are like the fucking assholes and the mano sphere and
the like traad wife shit, and like it's kind of crazy,
like how not they're the kids medicals like they Yeah,
they got radicalized and it's because they you don't remember
how bad it was.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Right, Yeah, they were kids because they were children.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
They were children. They were children that were like doing
virtual schooling. Yeah yeah, anyway, okay, that to wherever we
were going with this. Uh facyback woo, God says, how
is four hundred possible? This is huge. Congratulations to all
my favorite rods and all the honorary broads as well.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yay all of us wo yay.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Roe says, yay, four hundred wells. Congratulations, I've listened to everyone.
Broad's day is the best day, Oh, Jessicas. Jessica says
four hundred show. Congrats, ladies. If you add six more
zeros at the end, you'll have a free jet. Oh
darn man, guys, I don't think we're gonna make it to.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
Four hundred billion episodes. I'm sorry, I'm gonna put that
out there. We're gonna be done way before.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
We have four hundred billion episodes.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
I think the retirement age for podcasters is four hundred
thousand ops.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
JK JKJK. We all know Colleen Love's numbers. I'm not
sure it's the fate of our coincidence that the number
four hundred has been used a lot over the last
few days. I just wanted to thank you, ladies. You
three have truly made the last decade or so more tolerable.
I just hope you are still podcasting when someone leaves

(46:20):
forever and we can have a fun post election celebration.
Love you, ladies. Oh yeah, looking forward to that. Okay,
A lot to unpack here. First of all, if you
think about it, when we celebrate our tenth birthday one
month from now, it will be ten years, but eleven
tenth birthday, but eleven years that we've been around because

(46:43):
we started in oh no, no, no, just kidding, just
fucking kidding, nine years, just.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Like our first birthday where we couldn't figure out how old.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
What a birthday? Well, I was thinking about it like, oh,
got is here just in time? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
I was thinking about it though, like we've been. Obama
was still president when we first started. Oh my god,
really yeah, because Trump was elected in our heason, right.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
We didn't know I who were going to be political
or not.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
We don't know we're going to be political or not.
And then and then uh, then obviously we went through
the pandemic and Biden was elected and now we're back
to Trump. So like, if if it was Harris, we
would have been through four presidents, but now we've been
through like three and a half. But still, dude, it's
crazy that we think about it like Obama was still

(47:39):
fucking president when we start.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Oh my gosh, that just blew my brain apart.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I know.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Janet says, I look forward to old broadcast. She means
like us being old, the post Cougar era, the post
Cougar era. Yes, which bringing my second and of Jessica's.
The message is that I don't know, like it might

(48:06):
be a long time, Like it might be twenty years.
I don't know if we're still doing this in twenty years.
I love you guys, but we'll say twenty years, all right.
Matt says, I saw Summer of sixty nine. It's one
of those movies that's the three and a half stars
in Letterbox. I'd still recommend the script could use another draft.

(48:26):
But Sam Moreles and Chloe Feynman were fun together and
there were some good laughs. I guess you could say
it was nice. All right, let's do some let's do
some four hundred stuff real quick while we're doing this. Okay,
it's not gonna be real quick, it's me, but I'm
gonna try.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
So I went through four hundred and eighteen episodes.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Right, good spoiler alert. We've actually done more than.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Four We've done more than four hundred, and there were
some that I'd forgotten we were doing. Do you remember
and I did not remember this, that we did a
special episode during the season thirty nine of Survivor when
Dan Spilo touched that girl Kelly and got kicked out,
and we did like this whole special episode on it

(49:11):
like it was. We talked about it on the show,
and it was thirty minutes long, and I took the
whole thirty two minutes out and made it its own
bonus episode that we put on the main feed.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Oh dang, I.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Even participated in that, because you just said a lot
of words.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
In the modis you did not, and I would say
that that is not a season that you need to
catch up on.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
No of Survivor, you mean not of the broadcast?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, No, all of our season.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
We were great.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
We were totally worth it. Okay, but real quick okay.
Episode three hundred, I'm sorry, JK, let me start again.
Episode one hundred was three ten. It was released on
September ninth, twenty and eighteen. It was called party Like
It's our one hundredth Birthday. Then episode two hundred was

(50:04):
episode five twenty.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Uh it was.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Actually a Broad's giving episode. We called it the broad
Zoom Table. It was eleven twenty five, twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Oh nice COVID yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
And then episode three hundred was seven thirty. You're seeing
a trend here every two years plus ten. It was
episode seven thirty. It was on February seventeenth, twenty twenty three.
We called it, uh oh, fuck, I can't read my handwriting,
drop the something broad CCC. Oh the think it's this,

(50:39):
drop the cork, drop the something, Uh yeah, drop the
cork broad CCC. And that was February twenty twenty three
because uh CCCS three hundred, uh reveneuveralds shit yeah yeah.
And then obviously today is nine forty and it is May,

(51:00):
and whatever we said was going to be the titles
could be the title.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I was also looking through there are some like real
fun titles that we've had throughout the years. You'll indulge
me for a couple of minutes here. Obviously, you know,
our very first episode was called Alma's Cougars. We also
had an episode one point five called Nipples Nipples Everywhere.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I don't know what that was about, probably five.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
One of our highest downloaded episodes was called Kate McKinnon,
Donald Trump, and Taylor Swift. And I'm pretty sure it's
because the title had all the keywords I.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Do remember, and we did that on purpose, right, yeah,
we did, and that.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
It was from August twelfth, twenty twelve, so I'm sorry.
August twelve, twenty sixteen. We had that whole friend zone thing.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
On the headphone thing. That was a moment in time.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
That was a whole moment. One of my favorite episode
titles that came from very early on November fourth, twenty sixteen,
just in the before times, oh like justin Yeah. It
was called rock Paper Scissoring and I.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
A good title.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
It was a good title.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
I know.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Let's see what else. Uh, We're just the one that
was when Okay, do you guys remember this name does
not really reflect I don't think, but there was an
episode in our first season where Jeff Sessions was going
through confirmation hearings and the Sessions and the p tape

(52:57):
had just come out, like the rumors of the pee.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Tape rumors, right, not the Actually we never got the tape.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
And Shandy and I were fucking we lost it the
entire episode, and Amanda was so mad the whole time.
She was like, guys, this is not funny. Okay, there
were real people that real heart to this country getting.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
That I was dealing with.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
It was not funny.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
It was not laughing.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
I was.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Were like, we were like, everything is just worse than
we have to laugh about this.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
It was just not there on my Grief Journey.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
And that title was actually called just a Tippler.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I do remember that title.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
We did have some good title.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
There was also the infamous said that dragged with no friends.
After the meet up, we were all at me. That
wasn't you weren't there?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
No, I wasn't there. Okay, it was the next year
I heard about it from you guys.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Moving on, we had may Day Bitches, which is where
my mug comes from. Yay, let's see what else. Oh,
remember we did the fancy panty song Oh yeah, which
was a play on the song from the the Survivor thing.

(54:43):
What's her name?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Hm hmm, sounding vaguely, vaguely familiar, But my god, oh
my god, yes, who was that? That was from an
early early season?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Was its al or some thing?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Oh, this is where we need Paul. It was that
You're on the right track.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, but she did the fancy panty song.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Oh my god, let me google this ship.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
And it was a super early season, right, Lisette Liesel
fancy panty survivor's song Destiny's Child is the first thing
that comes up.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
That's definitely not that.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
What the hell? Come on?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Well, because I'm a survivor, it's like, what the hell?
It's the word survivor is throwing this off?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah? I think it's Lisa.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Something right or yeah, this is the stuff gets cut out.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
But this is too important. God, I wish Paul was here.
Text him. Okay, I will texting Paul right now. And
my message is what is the fancy pantees song from
a survivor contestant? Question mark, let's see because this is

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very important.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
This is actually I did not let this much. I
try to not let this much dead air come through.
But like this is Gary.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
We we have to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, that says there is no friend zone. Janet says,
the pe tape seems so quaint.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Now yeah, really kind of do.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Okay, so my very my still my very favorite. Last
twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Pretty boy, Yeah right, pretty boy or little boy or.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah weird somebody knows it out there. We did a
whole thing on it. But okay, so so moving along
very quickly. The one that is Tidy Whitey's Little Boy,

(57:13):
Teddy Lighties.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Survivors.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I just thought it was just like an internet memes.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Leasy and please see I've survivor os. Okay, No, we
just need LISEI Lanaires.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Okay, now I'm texting Paul never mind.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah. When you google her, she comes up as musical
artists nice survivor. Hold on what season she was oniji? Wow?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Okay, while you're doing that, well you're doing that? Can
you guys hear this? Just just let me share it?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
How do I present screen you cats?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Hear it?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (58:04):
Yes, tidy Whities, Tidy Whities, little Boy, Tidy Whities.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
White Little She's serious, I think so.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Have you?

Speaker 9 (58:37):
Have you fucked with the vibe?

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Right.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Have you fucked in a bar?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Have you fucked in a car?

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Have you fucked in a bathroom?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Have you fucked in a classroom?

Speaker 9 (58:47):
Tidy whities, tidy whitey is, little boy, Whites, tidy whitiest,
little boy.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Don't know how it never came up the first time around?

Speaker 9 (58:58):
The how the hotel has more than one personal rob
tidy white?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Have you fucked in your mouth?

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Have you been fucked up your ass?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Have you fucked with your fist?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Lyrics?

Speaker 9 (59:15):
Yes, tidy white, tidy white is, little boy, tidy whities.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
And tidy whities little boys. I forgot all of it.
We made a whole fucking song that we released back
in twenty seventeen, what called fancy Pansies we did.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Yeah, I remember glimmers of this. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not going to replay it right now,
but I will I promise that if you stick around
after the credits, not through the credits, after we fucking
finished this episode, I will play it on the back end,
because why not it was from it was from July
twenty seventeen. I will download it and I will stick

(01:00:04):
it on the end of this That's what she said, Okay, Anyway,
when I started to say it's my favorite final like
twenty minutes of any episode we've ever done was in
August twenty seventeen, the one with all the doom porn,
and it was when we're doing the love letters with
Kim John Un and we were making fun of the

(01:00:25):
fallout shelters and truly so so funny, and I just
realized that this is going to be super untenable to
go through all of this like I thought it was
going to be so just real quick, Okay, Another fun
one the Ted Cruz porn Party. That was when Ted
Cruz got caught with the porn thing. And then the

(01:00:47):
Ramble cast after dark we went in together that we
both named our episode that came out on the same day,
the Ted Cruse Porn Party.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
There was also the uh the Right to Bear Arms
b E B A r E, which was named fight Drick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
You're exercising that right tonight, Colleen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I am very hot. It's very hot down here. Okay,
let's see, real quick, real quick. Oh what else we got?
We went through a stretch here where they were just okay,

(01:01:41):
the mediocre era. Remember when Dan made us watch that
stupid apartment fucking whatever it was called movie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I don't think ever want the Apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
We watched it, we talked about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I like the apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Okay, well we watched it because Dan made us. But
we called it Airbnb for booty calls, and honestly I
stick by that. Let's see, Oh, there's a Wikipedia page
for that. That was when we looked up something really
bad on Wikipedia and we're like, oh my god. Oh yeah,

(01:02:14):
we've been on like some green like we went in
some crazy journey. Yes, let's see. Let's uh. The Broads
are back for episode one hundred and nine, which is
also the same number as the number of Trump scandals
we've had since our last episode on election Day. This
was November twenty eighteen. They discussed midterm results and manuscript

(01:02:34):
to rally Sandy's smoky weekend favorite Thanksgiving food, and make
an incredible discovery about Wikipedia pages that they probably are
literally the last people in the world to not have known.
Was it though? What was it? I don't know, but
something porns?

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yes, yes, yes, I think there's like explicit non explicit content,
but like was it something about Genitalia? And it was
just like very detailed, like that kind.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Of it was something. It was definitely something very descriptive
with like illustrations.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Perhaps, Yes, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
If I was a better if I wasn't in the
middle of writing a book, I would have listened to
this all day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
You can't wait? Listened to three and ninety nine episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Exactly, I cannot. Let's see.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Oh, I think this one was inspired by David gott
It's called and what do we say to the God
of Tequila?

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
That was me, That was me, Yes, that was I said, yeah, yes,
yes you did. I remember why you didn't remember?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I mean the reason why I did to be fair
was inspired by David Gott.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Oh, but I remember. But I'm proud of that line
and the picture and the picture that still it is.
I don't know if it was deleted. Was it deleted?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Was deleted?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I'm fairly sure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
I'm uncomfortable that it was deleted, Okay, saying that, yeah,
I feel confident.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
That was quickly followed up by the episode of Rocks,
which was no, that was when Circe dies, but the Rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
But the Rocks is like it is, but we were specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Specifically talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I know, but that's why. That's why I say rocks
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
And also if you remember us talking about that when
it ended because game that was when Game of Thrones
ended in brol May May twenty nineteen. That was only episode,
that was only season three. Wow, you're fucking welcome everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
To me, the fact that like twenty nineteen was like
fifty years ago just is wild to me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Six years ago yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
No, that was four years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Tops, exactly, like the fucking COVID time slip. Yeah, yeah,
it's real. Remember back six years ago when we talked
to the people from in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
The dark.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
That seems like a dream and they were very boring,
and we were like, give us something. We're very glad
that they did it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Still can't believe they came on our little podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
I know that was something they probably also couldn't believe
they came on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I agreed, agreed, I think we got that one they
could wait to get off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
How did we get it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
How did we?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I think what of us to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Email them and they were like, okay, I did. I
emailed them and they were like yeah, yeah, I remember
Alex was up all day, was out of town. Alex
was up all night. Zachary was with like my parents
because he was tracked out or something. It was just
me and Alex and he was like up all night.
I was like, I cannot believe this. Let's see lions
and tigers and meth.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
That was the one where we talked about, Yeah, tiger gig,
tiger gig.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Oh that makes that makes sense? That makes that was
that was during the COVID times.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
That was during the COVID times. Then Jason's d started
during the COVID times. Oh yeah, and broad Topics started
during the COVID times.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Wow wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
And then one of my other favorite episodes, Feminism is Wop,
which is when we talked about which is when we
talked about Benhamra reading the wall lyrics wet ass pussy
as pussy. I remember the fucking trolls came on the YouTube.

(01:07:25):
Comments were like screaming about how awful we were. So
then we named the next episode it Quacks like a Feminist. Oh,
here's the one where RBG died. We called it The
Glorious RBG. We're not going to talk about that no
too soon. It's still one of my other favorite titles

(01:07:51):
is Sharkouterie in the street, lunchable in the sheets, I know, right.
And the best part is that was not about doctor Oz.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Oh that would have been before doctor Yeah it was
two years.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Before doctor Oz.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Wow. Wow, I know it does.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Let's see what else? What else? Real real fast, lacky
stickies and bloody floaties. I loved what we were doing those.
I'm really sad that we ran out of them, I know, yeah,
real bummed. Let's see. Oh, there's where Eden was born.
Oh it's what else? Fuck the Giving Tree? Still? I

(01:08:39):
mean it fucked the Giving Tree?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yes, terrible book.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Our fifth birthday episode five years with Hers, which we're
not going to go through because we were still you know,
like five years ago, which is nuts. Anyway, I feel like, uh,
I feel like that's a good place to start. Stop
if you want to hear the next five years of
broadcast episode, stay tuned. Oh oh my god. Okay, on

(01:09:16):
that note, everybody, what do we have next? What do
you have next? Oh, Shandy, you had a whole ass
thing about four hundred. Let's do that and then let's
finish with the Master, she said, and then we'll call
it away. Oh, we'll do a toast, we'll do a toast.
Now this is wet. This is very wet and very

(01:09:38):
difficult to open. So I'm going to find something to
open it with while Shandy reads about four hundreds okay,
and then like a pillowcase by the way, okay, you
do you yes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
We also we also did get a four hundred message
from Andy. Oh okay, yeah, okay, so some four hundred stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
I was just like numbers broads four hundred anyway, The
inner webs say that in numerology and astrology, the number
four hundred doesn't really have a lot of standalone meaning,
but multidigit numbers are often reduced to a single digit
by adding the digits together. We do sometimes like to

(01:10:25):
do that as well. Yes, so four hundred, that's four right,
four po zero zero, So it resonates with the energy
of number four, but with amplified influence due to the zeros.
And it's a forest associated with structure, stability, and foundation,
hard work and discipline, I mean four hundred episodes, responsibility

(01:10:48):
and practicality and building strong roots for future success four
hundred million episodes zero and numerology symbolize is potential and
or divine connection. Amplification of the numbers, it's with as
we said, wholeness, eternity, spiritual journey. Therefore, or four hundred

(01:11:10):
suggests a powerful, grounded energy focused on building something lasting
and meaningful, possibly guided or supported by a spiritual or
unforeseen force hashtag universe. It may also imply that you're
at a point of creating a strong foundation for future growth,
especially with spiritual or life purpose alignment.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Oooh yeah so yeah. In summary, foundation stability amplified purpose
or divine guidance, but could be viewed as a message
to build a secure base and align with higher purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
So what's higher purpose? I guess we're gonna have to
see what what the next few months bring. Feel like
a lot of higher purposes are starting to be realized.
Yeah yeah, yeah, more so than just a tippler Yeah,
which if I may, because it's never just like end

(01:12:06):
it right here with me. Some of my other favorite
ones and six were Nadya, Killy and the Unicorn because
we had the fucking best costumes, a Google rock, clett,
a good Raclette, two Dudes, two tips, damn Liberals and
their toxic socks which I loved that one. Okay, on

(01:12:32):
that note though, let's finish up with an Andy update,
and then we will do our mattress, she said, all right,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Toast any rates and this week this four hundred episode
block in Andy's and I cut off the title. Sorry Andy,
uh he.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Rates and hey, Brod's updates this week, but I wanted
to wish you a happy four hundredth episode. Thanks for
listening to me for most of them, even as it
hasn't really been about dating for like six years. Also,
sorry for wishing you a happy masturbation month last week,
but not happy Mother's Day. Fine hashtag I'm with hers

(01:13:18):
four hundred, which sounds like a feminist car race.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
It truly does. Thanks Andy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Okay, so that actually, Andy, your email reminds me of
this thing that Jay sent me, a Mother's Day thing
from the Onion. Perhaps you guys have seen it already,
but it says mom served breakfast in bed, served to
mom who just got eaten out, which I like, I mean,

(01:14:03):
who doesn't exactly. So basically, Andy, long story short, you
can do both, which is a happy masturbation month for
Mother's Day. Okay, we'll do the master, she said, and
then we'll do the toast, of which, yes, I did
bring down a little shotglass full of cranberry juice because

(01:14:28):
I don't like street champagne. I did, and I did
much like Happy Masturbation Month. Okay, I'm sorry. This is
the point of the time where my cat is chasing
your tail on the bed. All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
All right, did you see the size of his crown?

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
You need to ease them in finishers, Get two beers
and a bottle of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I don't want to sign up, but I want to come.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Then it was moved back. Then it was moved up
like three times. Then it was moved back again, and
it was kind of wild.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
It's too close to the top and but exploded.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
The whole thing goes all over me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Likequids. We're flying in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
We can do it at this height.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I hope he comes out too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
The true MVP has to be the middle finger doing its.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Job as.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Mom served breakfast in bed. What made it wild was
the last sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
A reference that I now get a degree was was
just like so dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Wait, what are you guys talking about? Oh? The last
six second survivor Yes, excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Me while and stand up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
You got to be scowling and you got to make
sure that yeah, Yeah, Chany's doing her best impression of
David on the right. Now, all right, it's time for
a toast. David got asked worth the tequila. I don't know, David,
did you send us tequila and to toast with?

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Okay, tequila on the mail?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
So either, but I do have some beer left.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Beer, champagne and Trader Joe's. Oh you're wearing your're wearing
You're using your Amanda glass.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Five and I'm using, I'm using are using that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Yeah, I had so much broadcast glass wear.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
We need to we need to have Jacob or somebody
make us ten year anniversary glasses because we have broadcast
five glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
All we do?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
You do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
I use that glass?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
So I love that class.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Yeah, we need to somebody help us or I'll get Jacob,
but like or help us, like we for ideas. We
need to get a broadcast ten years okay, but we're
not quite there yet. That's a toes for another month, yep,
which I believe.

Speaker 10 (01:17:40):
I believe the way the dates work out, that will
be Tuesday, June seventeenth, while I have your attention. Our
birthday itself is it's the fourteenth Saturday, June fourteenth, which
is they're throwing us a military parade, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
And fiftieth Yeah, what do we deserve? Just a total
side note update.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
It's our four hundred and fifth episode. We're getting a
military parade.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
There we go, there we go, look at us.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Paul just texted me back just to you know, just
to close this sloop out, and he said, haha, I
was just singing that my birthday party was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
No fucking way. Did you ask him? Have you fucked
in an elevator? Have you fucked a dumb waiter? Have
you have you fucked in a car? Have you fucked
really far? Please respond with the copy and paste the
right ones, but please.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Respond to him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Did you fuck at a birthday party? Did you fuck
with my good friend Marty? How do you watch this?
Little boy?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Marty was our German, one of our German professors that couls.
That gets awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
At least it makes the question not like weird. We're
supposed to be doing it toes.

Speaker 11 (01:19:09):
Yes, all right, here is through four hundred episodes, and
I don't know how many more, but however many they are,
may they be successful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
And entertaining for all of you, and very easy to
edit for all of me. Yes, with good titles and
happy titles.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Good title, the good titles, be plentiful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Three girls, three cups, and be not.

Speaker 12 (01:19:41):
Oh, cheers everybody, So thank you to everybody who joined
us live in the chat. We'll be live again next
week next month on June seventeenth for our birthday, and
I really really hope everybody joins us.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
We are super fun, like all of the time, honestly,
like sometimes we're not, but like most of the time
we are really selling it. I do my best. I
just want to be honest. Okay, every once in a while,
like every once in a while, the real world comes

(01:20:14):
seeps in. But that's why we need all of you. No,
but honestly though, uh, thank you all for joining us tonight.
It really means a lot. I hope that you'll join
us again next month. Cheers, congratulations and uh yes, thanks
to the patron especially the ones I contribute a certain
level and at we Ekartwrik near Magne, mat Nipson joined
up the plan of the Creepy poopy Head. No man,

(01:20:35):
now that I've said their names, I'm gonna take a
sip because I can't fuck it up. If you want
to send us any feedback, send it to the broadcasters.
Three tamail on a commor give us a call three
three one two seven six two three seven three did
it leave anything out?

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Thank? You got it all right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
H If you're a fan of Survivor, check out the
other shows on the network, which includes Survivor JJC and
The Amazing Race with Jack and Cindy and The Real
Cast after Dark, which is like this dude bro show
where they half of them hate everything women related and
half of them don't, so it's cool. No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
One of them thinks the friend Zone is a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
No, that's just gone and he's not on it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
I thought it was Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Oh that was like ten years ago, Shandy. That was
our first fucking season.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Do we have like a lengthy crossover episode we talked
about the friend Zone?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Probably, yes, we did.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
It was a page when we did crossovers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
There was a patron level. It was a patron level. No, seriously,
than thanks everybody, We will see you next week. On
that note, my name is Colleen.

Speaker 13 (01:21:51):
My name is Amanda, said everybody, aye, ye, hey, you
got them fancy panty Zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
They are so hot, so list them out. And count
them up, then tell us what you got. Have you
had sex in the same park, in a theme parking
or on the ocean? Or how about a the hit
full in motion? Can you join a club that's a
mile high? Have you had around any boo while being tied?
Have you had sex with many or how I alone

(01:22:29):
without any? Have you had sexy in a movie theater,
through your childhood room on a bed of flowers, or
maybe in the shower. Hey, you got them fency panty zoo,
So list it out and count him up. Then tell
us what you got. Have you had a Kiliana skirt

(01:22:52):
while keeping on your cocks and shirt? Sex with a
sex toy or with another girl or with another boy?
What about out secretly with other people in thereby? Or
have you done it in a sixty nine? Have you
had sex loud of crowd or quiet us and that's
with other people in the house. Have you had sex
on the phone or in someone else's home? The sex

(01:23:14):
in a chair or maybe with another pair? Hey, you've
got them fancy panty who so hot? So list them
out and count them up and show us what you
got last chance. Have you had sex in a far
land or maybe little one night when there's something left
to say, or maybe after reading fifty Shades of Gray,