June 3, 2025 • 57 mins
Is parallel parking a learnable skill? The Broads recap Memorial Day Weekend and do a sad/weird Buzzfeed about secrets that men keep from their wives. We also have some great feedback. Once again, there is Survivor talk's a bonus ep for Patrons! www.patreon.com/jayandjack
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe by fast. Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast
with a man of Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen, my.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Name is Amanda, and I'm Shandy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Welcome to the show, everybody. This is season nine, episode
forty two, Episode four hundred and two. How's it going?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, it's going.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know, given what we learned two episodes ago, with
how many episodes we actually put out, this would technically be.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Four twenty uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So I think we all need to get high scared.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Everation.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Imagine recording an episode like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, you know why, because we may.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Bonus content, but I don't think we could do an
actual EPISA.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know why, because two weird. I hate the feeling
of being high. When I tried to do those tea
drinks during dry January, I was very like cautious of
what I was doing, and then one day I just
was like, this, fuckings, let's just pour the whole thing.
And then I was like, oh my god, and reaffirmed
(01:29):
the fact that I hate that feeling so very much.
I mean, also, I used to edit the shows when
all three of us drank copious amounts of alcohol, and
you know what, that's hashtag not going backag not going back,
not going back anyway? Happy uh happy four two for twenty.
(01:54):
Hey those are like inverse cool. That's fun. Okay, anyway,
how's it going. How was your week? How is your
Memorial Day? Weekends?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Basically? Yeah, yeah, we did a lot of stuff. It's
like anywhere we staycationed, but like we had an activity
every day.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's like even then.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I went to a play date on Saturday. We went
to the Botanical gardens on Sunday. Monday, I met up
with an old roommate of mine. I saw that many
years ago that has moved home to San Francisco, and
she was in town visiting people, and she made reached
(02:34):
out and like made a little time for us, which
was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's awesome. It is awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So then we, yeah, little girl and I like hung
out in the Red Hook neighborhood, which is always fun.
And yeah, you know, we went grocery shopping and drove
the car. You know, I don't, I haven't. This might
have been the first time I've driven the new car
with just her and I in it. You know, really
city life, we don't use it that often. Yeah, and
(03:00):
it went fine. Found a great parking spot. That's always
like my biggest anxiety about driving is that we street park,
so you have to have a parallel park, which I cannot do.
So if like it's not alternate side, and I can
like plan ahead and like find a pull through spot,
like you know, you're kind of all like at the
mercy of the universe and hoping for the.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Best, and we will had a parallel park, but like
pull through.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It was amazing. It was like the gods shine down.
It was like today you're getting the good parking spot.
The more you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Practice, the I am so okay, but I don't know,
I'm not. I'm a horrible driver, but I am for
twenty years. No, I'm really good at parallel parking. Because
in New York, if you if you don't parallel park,
you don't pass a driver's test.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, it wasn't on the driver's test when I was
really yeah, it like it was all on. Yeah, it
was like three point turns parking, but not parallel parking.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, if you hit the curve test.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
She like made me parallel park just because she was
like she was gonna fail me anyway. And I feel
like just she wanted to give me another reason, but
at that point it was not a requirement for the test.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my god. Yeah, no, it was for I thought
I hit it. So because I took my driver's test
in September two thousand and one and my dad had
to remove the American flag decals from the windows. So
because I used his car for the test, because it's
right after nine to eleven, and I thought I hit
the curb, and I was just like, oh fuck it,
(04:42):
I'm done. And I was just like, you know, like
you know that feeling where you're like I fucked up,
and then just like you know, you just get like
cold all the way down and you're like, you know,
everything just is like shuts down, and you're like, well,
all right. But I passed, so clearly I didn't. It
was just my anxiety, that feeling and that I fled.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It was an accurate feel.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Maybe it was a future maga that was my driving
teacher and she saw my dad take the flextick girl.
But it all worked out either way.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I remember, like you, it was like a better
strategy to if you were worried, like just don't get
too close to the curb and get a point off
for like not getting close enough versus failing altogether for
hitting the curb.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But honestly, it's not like if your if your car
is you know, like it's harder in the bigger cars,
but I've done it in the van, Like I am
really actually I am not confident in a lot of
things that I do anymore. Like you know, COVID kind
of fucking destroyed my self esteem because you know, I'm
an extrovert and I was just like, you know, shut
in all the time, and I just got totally like,
(05:51):
was like, I don't know why anymore. But I never
lost my ability to know that I could parallel park.
So never we go to my aunt's apartment in the
Upper West Side, you know, do you will be like,
I can't park here, and I'm like, oh, you can't park.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Here, let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It makes me really good about myself. So anyway, the
trick is, though, when you get like parallel to the
other car's mirror, that's when you start to cut in
and it works every time.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, I understand the mechanics of it. I like that,
like there are two types of people in this world.
You can parallel park or you can't. It's not like
a learnable skill like you either have you know, and
you are someone who can learn how to do it,
and there are people like us who like myself, who
(06:42):
just like cannot learn. I know, I understand the pizza,
and you're winding and then you wind the other way,
and I still just can't do it. You just can't
do it.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like the cars like back and forth with this giant
spot once and it looked took me like twenty minutes
to park, and I walked away from the car, and
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's still it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And I really tried.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I really tried.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, that's fair. Next time you're in the US, say
you're in North Carolina where there's low stakes, we're gonna
we're gonna go to a church parking lot.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, maybe that's fine, Maybe that's fine.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I have many other things too.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Only if we can make a video out of it,
because it's really condescending and asshole of me teach you
how to parallel park. It's really like for a thing. Okay,
I'm so sorry that we were old. So you went
to you did a lot of things, and we got
a perfect parking spot.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I gotta go parking spot. We went on to the playground.
It was just like we were go go go all
weekend and it was it was really nice.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It was.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Uh shaddy pants. Anything exciting to report.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, I well, you like went out of town real
quick for the long weekend. Nice, went home, had the
most glorious weather you could ever ask for, saw some
dear friends, and had a really good time, really good time.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, great little weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Thanks. We had a great Memorial the weekend too. We
took the kids to so there's a park downtown, the
Dorothya Dix Park. It was an old mental institution that
you know, was converted into like health and human science
kind of offices. They haven't seen patients in like fifty
(08:40):
years or whatever, but there's been like sunflower fields there
and the green Way goes through there, and it's you know,
been like a place that and they do like yogan
stuff there in the lawn, but they have it's it's
three hundred and thirteen acres I think something in that.
Don't quote me exactly, but like they decided to make
get into the biggest play area in the southern southeastern
(09:05):
United States. And because we have gone to parks and
rec for after school and camps. They invited all families
and it was clever to do it Memorial Day weekend
when a lot of people go to the beach in
North Carolina. So they invited parks and rec people that
work there, their families, and then people who have attended
(09:26):
camps and we've done that, so we got invited. It
was a free invite. It's gonna be free anyway, but
like it was a sneak peek because the Ribbon Cunning
ceremony isn't until June sixth. It is fucking awesome, amazing.
It's huge, Like they've got like just the jungle gym's glore.
They have this thing called Watermill Mountain where you can
(09:48):
like do water play. Then they have a water fall
where kids can like stand under and play. They have
this thing it's the house of many porches and each
room and porch is a different like not restaurant, but
like you know things you can get, like you know,
things to go like whatever. And the back room is
like a bar for adults and they let you take
(10:10):
that stuff. Like if they pour everything goes into a cup,
not a can or whatever, so it's draft or they
can gets poured into the cup. They let you take
that out and like it was just it was awesome
and it's funny because it was one to seven. We
got there about one point thirty. We stayed until about
five something, so we were there for a long time.
(10:33):
And I would say by five o'clock, the grown ups,
like people our age and older, older were all in
the jungle gym area. So at one point, like the
kids were like right down the slide with us when
we're talking, because it was a slide that was like
crazy like whatever, and there were many slides but one,
(10:53):
so I was like sure, but I had to climb
up like the rope ladder and like go through like
the Indiana Jones style, like you know, rope walkway and
all these things. And I was not the only grown
up in there. And there was a he was somebody's
grandfather and he was going up there. And then after
I came down, I looked up and it was like
(11:14):
all of the adults had descended upon the playground. It
was so fun. Anyway, it's it's super cool. I'm excited
to take the kids back there. Yeah. And then so
that was Saturday, and then on Sunday I finished the book,
my book that I'm ready. H it was cool. So
(11:34):
I've been in the middle of a reread. I actually
have all these colorful pens in front of me for
different edits that I'm making and whatnot. Smart yeah, thank you.
But yeah, I was really like, I was like, holy,
should I finished?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's amazing? Congratulations, oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I mean it could go nowhere, like I could for
the next two years be like publish my book and
people like this fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So you could help publish it, or you could just
be proud of the fact that, like, yes, you did something,
you know, yeah, at that time doing a whole multitude
of other unproductive things and you chose to spend your
time doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Thank you. You know I did that instead of my taxes.
But we're around on your phone, like you know that's true.
But as C. J. Jones mentioned on my Facebook, he
was like, have you just considered doing a kickstarter, like
if you have the self published? And I'm like, I
did not even consider that, So like, I guess you're right,
(12:36):
there are options. Anyway, I was really proud of myself.
I think it's good. I do. I don't know, but
that's just me.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I believe you.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I also have this fucking crazy story from my parents'
neighborhood that I grew up in. So there was a
house in their neighborhood that was going to have a
memorial party and they went to remove their pool cover
and there was a dead body floating in the which
in itself is like holy shit. But last November, a kid,
(13:12):
and my dad has been talking about this because he
was on like the search party or whatever. Initially a
kid who has schizophrenia. He stabbed his dad. He was
otherwise a good kid, stabbed his father, killed him. He
was like twenty two or twenty three years old, so young,
lived at home, killed him, realized what he'd done and
(13:33):
ran away, and he ran away down the parkway that
is the backs up to my parents' neighborhood. So like
that's why my dad and you know, their neighbors are
part of the search Party'll be like check the woods
because because it's it's a so the neighborhood and there's
like a wooded area and then like you know, it
backs up to the thing. So you know, they went through.
(13:54):
And my dad has been saying since November when he
told us, like you know about this, he was like,
I think he probably froze to death. I think he
probably like, you know whatever. And yet it was the
body of the kid that he had gone into this pool,
which doesn't actually back up to the neighborhood. It actually
(14:15):
he had to have gone in and then crossed the
street I think, and like gone into the pool and
he probably went in thinking he was drained for the
summer and he could just hide, and you know, he
either drowned or hypothermia because it was you know, it's
cold in November. And anyway, then my dad was on
News twelve Long Island giving an interview about it because
(14:38):
he went for a walk and the news bands were
out there and he was like, well, you know in
room went on crime scene anyway. Yeah, so sad though,
but it was like, just it's so crazy, adding to
a story that my dad has been very like a
true crime story that my dad has been very unto.
(15:00):
And it's funny because when he sent us the he's
been sending us the news day Long Island news Day
stories via email. Bless his heart, he was just like
a real a real crime story because he meant true
crime story, a real crime story in our very neighbor
and I'm like, oh, from the headlines, you mean true crime. Anyway,
(15:26):
it's really sad though, And I looked at the house
that the kid grew up in, and it's it's like
a shack, and like we're like I feel bad, Like
it's just a reminder that like if you don't have
the proper healthcare, like mental health care, something like that
could happen. And like I'm sure his dad wasn't like
I want to get stabbed to death by my kid.
They probably doing the best they could, but like probably
(15:50):
didn't have the money for it, because if you look
at the house, it's pretty beat up and whatever. And
I don't want to like stereotype because rich people can
live in shacks too, but like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
But they don't.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But they don't.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
They usually don't.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They usually don't. They just like, yeah, those are cosplay
like there's there's always there's always a place with a
rich people shower in it. But like anyway, I just
felt really bad, and that's what I said, Like in
the text, I was like I looked at the house
and like you can just see like obviously, and like
you know, my sisters too, they were they even said
(16:23):
it before I did, they were like, it's really sad,
but anyway, it was a bit of truth, real true crime.
And then finally, when I was editing last week, Amanda,
you mentioned something about uh recycled sponges, so I wanted
(16:43):
to know what do you do with recycled sponges.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I have compostable sponges.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yes, tell me about that.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I throw them in our bag of compost.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But like, can you buy them in a store. I
was very curious about this. Okay, yes, tell me about
the compostable sponges.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I get them from Amazon. You do a subscribe and
save and every you know, a couple of weeks to
get a box.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, that's all. I was very curious because I was
just like, oh, you can recycle these?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, no compost so like, okay, you know, we like
keep a bag compost in the freezer and then we
bring it to like a community garden to like.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, and I just okay, yeah again I was. I
was very curious. I was like another option to yeah,
not throw something in the trash.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I also use not paper towels, which I highly recommend.
They're really great. What is it not not paper towel?
Geometry is the company, and I make like they're just
all these really beautiful, like an infinite amount of like
really beautiful patterns, and they're really great. They're a little offensive,
but they're really worth it. Like we have we have
(17:53):
a ton, and like it really has cut down on
the amount of paper towel that I use.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
For cool I have. This is the reason I ask
is obviously environment But like Alex has been learning in
first grade about saving electricity, not wasting things not. He's like,
you can't use paper plates anymore. And I was like, then,
stop making such a fucking mess all the time. Clean
(18:20):
up after yourself. But no, he's been like learning about
all that stuff you like, and you're wasting electricity by
keeping your blah blah blah. And I'm like, and you're
wasting electricity every fucking time you go downstairs and turn
down every all five fucking light switches and then come
upstairs and leave it bloone but a true. Yeah. So anyway,
(18:41):
But I was like, but perhaps because it's now, you know,
fire pit season, we can compost a lot of this
stuff and like burn it ourselves. And he was like,
that's all so bad for the environment. And I'm like well,
my fucker, I'm trying to do my best here. I
want to burn the things, but also whatever, anyway, that's
(19:05):
why I ask I will looking at those paper towels though,
that is that's good to know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, they're really great. I love them. I also have
their hand towels, also very good, expensive but like worth it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
They're like you say, hand towels, you mean like washcloths
my penas or whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, but like you know, sort of like to dry
your hands when you wash your hands, like.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Right, right right, yeah, just like a yeah, oh good.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Even the not paper towels you can watch like we
throw them in the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, okay, that's good to know because I'm always on
the lookout. All right, anybody else have anything or otherwise
I can I can bring us on to the.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Next step here, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Let's do it, all right. So I clicked on a
BuzzFeed thing that published an hour before we started recording,
so I skimmed, and it is married men are sharing
the wild secrets they're keeping from their partners.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
And yeahs, all right, right, yes, the first one is
scandal forty anonymous Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I know our kid isn't mine.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Who started strong?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Started strong out the gate short but sweet?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh damn, it's like that.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Huh, it's like that. The next one, number two is
if I had the chance, I would have picked the
one who got away. That is harsh, way harsh. After
a couple of months of being together, I went traveling alone.
Who was pre planned. I met a girl on day
one and we spent the whole month together. After my trip,
(20:55):
I flew back home to my then girlfriend like nothing happened.
I've been married to my girlfriend for eighteen years now,
and she will never know what I did on that trip.
I guess like for this, like okay, but like they
didn't do any well.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I there's some details that he didn't include.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
There's that's really vague. Yes. The next one is I
hate my wife's whole approach to life. This is not
very disturbing at Okay, here you go. I scroll on
Grinder sometimes. I never meet up with other men, but
I like talking to them. I'm too afraid to tell
my wife. I don't even know how I feel about
it most of the time.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Sounds like you should do some more exploring.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, as such.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The next one is I like to wear her underwear,
which that you know, good for you, because women's underwear
is very specific, Like we don't air out like the
way boxers can be airy. You guys don't know how
good you have it.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I mean we just got pockets, so sometimes we still don't. Yeahimes,
we still don't. I actually bought I bought two pairs
of shorts to from Target to bring with me. I'm sorry.
It was a pair of shorts and a pair of
yoga pants, like a pre yoga pants, to bring with
(22:21):
me to Japan. I tried them both on the When
I get home, neither one had fucking pockets, you know what.
I bought them at like ten thirty in the morning.
I fucking went back and returned them at five o'clock
when I want to go, I picked the boys up.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I was like, nope, it was twenty twenty five. I
don't have to do this.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't have to do this.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't do this.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I like to lie on my back and penetrate myself
as it's possible. My wife cannot know why not?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I mean, he could ask his wife, right.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I know. I've subscribed to multiple only fans created Okay, okay,
like okay whatever, like they don't know youcrib Like, okay, does.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
That mean is that like a paying situation? Yeah, because
it's right to only founds. So you so what is subscribing?
It's like is it following like I follow somebody on Instagram?
Or is it subscribing like I subscribed to a podcast
on Patrion.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
So yes, it can be like that paying, right, So
it can be like that, and then it'd be like
in app purchases where like they will be like you
can follow me and then if you want, you know,
this level or this level like like Patreon, like I'll
give you different things and that is sort of like
(23:46):
the tier system, or you could be like, you know,
follow me for five dollars a month or whatever. Like
I don't know, I guess.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Like it it's a little bit different than paying money,
like because it's paying paying money, we're assuming Yeah that's
true because like I don't really I don't have conversations
with Frank about the fact that, like I subscribe to
Real Word Sisters, but like I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
But if I was like paying money to it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, no, No, it's a different.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That's very true. That's very true. Uh, this one is scandalous.
I hooked up with her sister. It was a one
time thing that we agree would never happen again. But
the guilt eats me because I love my wife so much.
I hate myself for it.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Mm hmmm mmmm that sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I know. Look, if she forgave you, and it's like
in the past, just forgive yourself and because you can't
have to do didn't she say that?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh yeah, okay, fine, fuck you Sorry I thought that
the wife okay, yeah, no no no, no, no, no, no, no,
sorry sorry sorry. Next one, she doesn't know that I
have an ex wife with whom I share a daughter.
I've been estranged from them for years now. I don't
plan reaching out soon. You are terrible, not because you
(25:13):
kept it a secret from your wife, but because you
know you have a child that is involved here.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Look, it's insane. That is insane. This next one reminds
me of the one that we read about two minutes
ago about the guy likes to penetrate himself. I like
her fingers in and around my rear end more than
she does, or I let on just tell her like what, Yeah, like,
what's the worst second happened? She could be like, hey,
(25:40):
I don't like that, Like let's do something else, Like
I don't know, all right, like.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Too much internalized homophobia exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay. Lastly, this is the last one. I've been sleeping
with my wife's mother for ten years years now. I'm
honestly not sure how to break it off, or that
I even want to. I can't say I don't fear
getting caught. But it's the perfect way to cheat.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
What what? How is that the perfect way to cheat?
What planning is?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
This person sounds like the worst way to cheat? What
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, that's worse than the guy who like fucked his
wife's sister, but like at least once.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, he feels bad about it.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Like he was like a lot my bad. Okay, holy shit,
no one suspects anything when I'm at my in law.
Since we've started dating when I was eighteen, we've been
together dating white, they've been dating. Oh okay, I.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Started referring to his relationship with the mother in thaw.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
This mother is awful, awful. We've been together for fifteen years,
and I first slept with my mother in law when
I was twenty three, it gets worse. You're ready.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh, no, I do think it worse.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
The first time was a mistake. The second time was
to get it out of our system. Now I sometimes
sleep with my wife's mother more than I sleep with
my wife. It's strictly sex though. There's no love or
attachment beyond that. And my marriage to my wife has
never been stronger. We're just close on a home and kids. Tune.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Sounds like a super strong marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's got a really solid foundation.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Holy mother, fust, mutual respect, truth and mutual baby hashtag.
But okay, ten years so they've been together.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
This whole woman's adult life has been a lie.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's yeah, it is okay.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
So he's been together with his wife for fifteen years.
He's been sleeping with the they're thirty three. Then, because
he's been sleeping with the mother in law since he
was twenty three, they want to have kids. Now, we
don't fight.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
It's been perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
She found out. Oh however, if she found out what
what I've been doing with her mom, I know she
would divorce me, without question.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I would.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
This is what I hoped all of them would be about.
I didn't realize some of them were gonna be like,
I've got a daughter that I'm never gonna talk to,
but like that's like worst mom ever.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
All right? Holy fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, this was this was the worst. I'm sorry. I've
done worse, but this is one of the worst.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
On that note, let's take a quick break, and then
we've got feedback, and I'm so sorry. This is the
one that I regret, the one that I regret the
middle of.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Oh, okay, here's here's like, here's what we have to
do is fine the counter her list of things that
wives are keeping from their husbands. And then yes, and
then we can also be shock slash and raged slash
sad about how different the content.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Is we do and I will guarantee you that a
lot of it is like I bought my own gilto.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
And I've hit sometimes masturbate.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Things that wives. I'm a goose right now, wives would
never tell their husband's BuzzFeed because it came from BuzzFeed.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, you know, they did one.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There's a fuck toen of results here, but the first
the first answer in the first result is from last
year June fourteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
June fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Look at that I know our birthday, I slept with
her psychiatrist. Oh that's people real secrets. They'll never tell
their parents. Okay, See, nobody ever asked the women, ask
the women.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
And whoever that was needs to change psychiatrists seriously.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
All right, commercial break, we come back. We got a
bunch of feedback. Yay, here we go. All right, we're back.
We got a lot of feedback. They're already to get
into much like that guy that needs to get into
his own ass. I guess because you do that, man.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
You do you do you?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You do you like you know. I hope you didn't
vote for Trump because this is Trump's America and you
have to do you you know, as you do it
before you can't do it anymore. So you do you anyway?
All right? Uh, the first we're gonna start with the
face The first bit of facey beck is from Mandy,
and Mandy says, if you're not can do a Survivor
(31:11):
fifty cast reaction pod with survivy JJC. I'd love for
three to discuss Hello Colleen butting in once again real quickly,
so Mandy's question about Survivor. We ended up spending like
twenty minutes talking about it. We have also made that,
just like last week, a Patron bonus clip, So if
you want to be a patron Patreon dot com plush
(31:32):
Jay and Jack, you can hear what we said about
the Survivor finale and the Survivor Season fifty cast. All right,
we're gonna go cut back in on the rest of
Mandy's question. Here we go. Mandy continues listening to a
whole album coming is coming back. With vinyls being so popular,
(31:53):
Mackenzie will listen to new albums on Spotify and has
her favorite songs to playlists, but she loves getting the
vinyls to chill in her room for hours listening to them.
That's cool. Yeah, vinyls are back, Are they really?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah? Yeah? The word they never went away. I just
doing like vinyls and like digital downloads.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I did not know that. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I feel like genres they never went away, and then
for like more popular music, they're coming back.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Matt Sis Mandy. People who follow me on Instagram and
Blue Sky know I've listened to an album a day
for years. This year my theme is Seventies Versus Nineties,
where I go year by year listening to eighteen albums
for each year. I'm up to nineteen seventy four, and
today's album is Nanny Dread by Bob Marley and the Whalers.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's so cool, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Cool, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's super cool, Jessica says Colleen. Don't feel bad about
killing a mouse. This was listen to my story last week.
They can carry horrible diseases, including the hantavirus.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yes, very much so.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Plus they breathed like crazy. They can have babies by
six weeks old and have about five to eight or
more pups oof.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Pups.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, I don't know that either. Plus they can get
pregnant while nursing and have five litters in a year.
I used to care for lab mice, so I know
a lot about them. I know it sucks to kill mice,
but you did it to protect your family. I knew.
Jessica used to work with lab mice. Actually she did
for a long time. She did a lot of good
(33:41):
work in the name of diseases. This is why she
also knows you. Thank you for your service, thank you
for yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Honestly, the haunts of virus. This is the first thing
that I thought of, but I didn't know if that
could be like in a house, because I know that's.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
How that's that is the hanted virus is a virus
that that's uh, that's what Gene Hackman. His Gene Hackman
died of Alzheimer's, but his wife died of hantavirus where
she didn't have sytrons till the day before. There's the
whole thing. Google it, and he had Alzheimer's. She was
caring for him and then she died. And then he
lived for another week and died because nobody was taking
(34:24):
care of him. And it was really but is real?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
This is no I knew that part. I didn't know,
like I knew that she had died.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Like you know something, Dad, this is a real crime story, real.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Crime story, except there's no crime, just the mice.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Because I remember there's this ghost town that we used
to go to when we were little.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And they show the pict did it which of the triplet.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Certain of the buildings you couldn't go into because there
was like risk of hantavirus because it hadn't been like
cleaned properly. But again it was like the super It
was a ghost town, so yeah, it didn't occur to
me that it could happen in that in like that.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay, I lived in house. It can happen, yes, no bueno.
They begin with mild, fool like symptoms like fever, headache,
must lakes, and then you can it gets more severe, but.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Stigmatically, like every time.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Mild headache symptoms usually develop after breathing and air contaminated
by the affected infected mice, so weeks. Okay. There is
no specific treatment or cure for handavirus death as possible,
but early medical care can increase chances of survival. So
(35:47):
the moral of the story is, kill the mice, get
out the plea, and you're fine. Cool. That's it.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Don't don't put mice poop in your eyes. I don't know,
just maybe to stay away from it. Yeah, God, I
had pet mice when I was like ten.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
In your eyes, no.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Smart in the garbage, in the garbage.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I still can't kill it because it literally kills I
throw I want to throw up when I have to
kill an ant because the popping sound of their head
is just disgusting to me.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I feel legitimately, like very bad about that. It really
like kills my soul. But like I cannot have mice
and not mice. I also can, but I cannot have
ants like you can't.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
You cannot, you cannot. Generally speaking, yeah, they both bring
just disease NonStop.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, just cannot.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
All right, let's finish up with uh, we've oh ship,
We've got a lot more to go.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I didn't realize that. Okay, okay, all right, let's you know,
let's go down to the Mapril and Andy virginity.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Let's just like you know what it up, all right,
Andy writes in this maprol in Andy's virginity. Hey, Brod's
as another point, a week in my personal life passes.
The only things that hit my radar was an article
about conservatives whining about how hard it is to date. Well,
(37:25):
let me take this moment as masturbation month winds down
to tell them to go fuck themselves. I know they
thought the leopards wouldn't cock block them, but they are. Uh.
The other was a dating term I heard about that
you can maybe do a little guessing game. If you
haven't heard of it, it's called flood lighting. In case
(37:50):
you haven't heard of it, flood lighting is to inundate
a new date with excessive and deeply personal details early on.
Sometimes it's to see how the other person will react,
but mostly it's to create a false sense of intimacy. Yikes.
Obviously there's nothing I would do, but it does remind
me of my dilemma about telling a woman about my
(38:11):
lack of experience. It didn't come up any time I
went on the few dates I went on, But I
worry about how much dancing around the topic I'll have
to do whenever I get around to getting back out there.
I know, figuring out out there, I know figuring out
what to tell and when is an awkward part of
meeting new people and forging new relationships. And I don't
(38:34):
want to flood light some woman about my situation. It's
also theoretical right now, since there is no one on
my radar right now. But it's good to be aware
that someone put a label on that. And maybe Colleen
can find a reddit where people share the craziest flood
lighting incidents they've ever heard, hashtagm with hers and Andy,
that is an excellent idea. Colleen is appears to be
(38:54):
writing it down right now.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yep, honest right.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Also, Andy, can I just say there is a huge
difference between between what I understand from your description of
flood lighting and telling someone an actual thing about yourself
that is relevant and important to the conversation. Yes, so
I don't think you should worry about that.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yes, I just finished turning it down, so yes, thank you. Okay,
to be continued here, we have an Uh we have
a voicemail from Maggie.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Hey, man's Sandy and Colleen. It's Maggie. You asked for
a voicemail, so I decided to call. I have been
meaning to, I just never remember should do it. So yeah,
so Hi, longtime Rose talk. It's been a very busy
spring for me.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I purchased a.
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Condo in March and then moved being of April, and
so it's just been very busy. The condrad needed a
bit of work, so we needed to do paint and
other stuff. And yeah, it's just been very busy. But
that's good overall. I'm like having a space all to myself.
(40:09):
That's been good. Uh. Let's oh, if you guys watched Tacks,
I feel like that it's a broadcast show. You guys
watched Hacks on HBO.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
You should really watch Hacks. But I will co sign.
Speaker 8 (40:21):
Everything Colleen said about.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
And Or and.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
It was so good and Last of Us is also
very good. Oh and I told this to Colleen, and
we'll say to everybody. So my aunt and uncle knows
the Pope because he was at Villanova. So yeah, so
just if you're ever playing some sixty days of Keatin Bacon,
you were all now closer to the Pope that you
(40:49):
were before because my and uncle knows the Pope. My
aunt called him Baba Bob and in attack. So yeah,
so there you go. All right, please nice, talk to.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
You and I will talk to you later. Bye bye,
bye bye. All right, so we're all three degrees of
separation from the Pope. So that's fucking cool. Four, I guess, yeah, four,
three whatever, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I'll take it. He seems he seems, you know, okay,
so far. Yeah, from what we've seen, it remains uh,
you know. Every day it's like, oh, I think he
did vote in the Republican primary against Trump, so you
(41:43):
got some other problematic stuff. But you know, as long
as we're not voting for fashions in the United States,
that's cool. But yeah, beyond the pope thing, hecks. I
haven't watched this season. I need to catch up.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Is there a new season? Yeah, here's You just have
to get an HBO Max a count. We're just like
in an HBO Max desert.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Like all your credit cards, all the credit cards have
some kind of HBO Max really, yes.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Okay, I need to check that. I will say I
watched the first three seasons of Hacks. I think it's okay.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I know you've been like the the lone moul out
of all of us.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I mean, I like the show, but it's not like
when I'm ever clamoring, like I'm never like I have
to watch it as soon as the new season drops,
like I usually.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Like, yeah, I think it's fun.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Though I think it's fun, I want to like it more,
but like, nah, it's okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Fair.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I tried to get Frank into it and we like start.
I was like, oh, I don't mind watching it again,
and we started the first season and after like an
episode or two, he was like, dude, really, and I
was like, we know, we don't have to watch this.
I actually don't really like it that much, like definitely
not interesting.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
See I do always enjoy it, but you know, teach
their own Yeah, and then she reason with and or Ander. Guys,
the it's so good.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Like we did watch the first episode. I think it's
of the first season.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, okay, you got to get through the first few episodes.
There's a lot of setup and all of that set
up just it just it pays off. I can't even
tell you how well it pays off.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Like, yeah, no, it was good. It's you know, like
just because I've only watched the one, don't make it,
you know, I don't want it to seem like we
were like not into it, not going.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
To go back.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
It's just you know, forty six minutes that are like
you have to really focus.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
You do need to focus. There's a lot in zoom.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
You know, it's hard for these tastes.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
The thing that I love about and Or is how
just they filmed it several years ago because of the
writer's strike and COVID, like, you know, there's lot of whatever.
So if everybody's like, gosh, diego, Luna looks so young,
and it's like, yeah, he fucking looks young. He filmed
there's shit like four years ago, but like that's why
(44:11):
he looks perfect to me. He also looks perfect. Yes,
that man has never had a drop of alcohol or
son in his life. But the thing that like just
gets me about and or is just how deeply personal
it feels to the moment where you're like, shit, we
(44:31):
America could actually be, not to be dramatic, but like
America could be in this situation like any day, any
month and a year now, and we've got like this
like blueprint for a rebellion that was just created before
like even Trump running again was a thing, And it's
(44:52):
just it's it's just it's really it's really well done
and the characters like are really well done. And I
just I can't say enough and I don't want to
like overtalk it, but like yeah and or fifteen thumbs up.
I have rewatched the last three episodes of the season
(45:16):
several times, like especially episode there's episode ten of twelve.
I rewatched it on my own and then I rewatched
with Jay and I watched out of my own again,
like it's just everything is just so well done. It's
really good. So Maggie, I'm with you. And also, congrats
on the condo.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's awesome, exciting. Congratulations, yes, congrats, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (45:37):
It's a big thing that is that's awesome and you've
got your own space now, so yay, hell yeah, all right,
we have an email from Jamie.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I can read it if you guys want to mock
me too or sure? All right, and then to finish up,
we have an email from Jamie. It's a bit emotional,
so trigger warning, Jamie says, let them know they mean something.
I received sad but Auntie his fan news last night.
My grandmother passed away and has joined those who left
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before her. She was small in stature, but mighty in
altitude and attitude, laughter and spite. Everyone either loved her
or hated her, and she either loved you or hated
you right back. There was no one between. She loved
me and I loved her. I can consider myself incredibly
(46:33):
lucky to have lived into my forties before having to
start saying goodbye to my grandparents. I'm one of the
lucky few. Your condolences, though deeply appreciated, isn't the reason
for writing it. I want to hear about your grandmothers
or aunties or aunties moms, the major archs of the family.
(46:56):
Who are the women who knew York birth. I know
you now or will perhaps meet you on the other side,
What traits do you carry and what do you want
to share with those who will look to you in
the same light to those who you will teach. My
heart is heavy in the loss of both of my grandmothers,
(47:18):
but they left me with the strength to feel that
pain while laughing from my guts and truly embracing joy,
to fight when I needed to and maybe even sometimes
when I shouldn't. I couldn't be more opposite if they
had tried, But somehow, so much from each of them
(47:38):
helped form who I am, for better or for worse.
I want everyone I know to be loved by someone
the way they loved me. I intend to pass that
love along for as long as I'm here. In conclusion,
dear brods and listeners, do you take the time today
to preach out to those who are yours, To the
(48:01):
ones who are still here and the ones who have passed.
Let them hear you. Tell them that their lessons have stuck,
that their love is felt, and that they've made a
difference in your life. You will never get it. Much
love to thee of you for your words, and you're
very very funny laughter calling you out, Colleen, No thanks
(48:23):
and all you do for your listeners who have given cheer,
comfort and meaning in the most meaning less moments of days,
Jamie jo And then she posted a picture from Helen
Keller which I believe the current administration does not believe
Helen Keller resisted or something fucking stupidest Timeline d I y.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Y d e I, Oh my God, was wrong with me?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's all the same, dwy d w I higher from
what we have once enjoyed deeply. We can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us, Jamie.
I am so sorry for your loss. Honestly, my grandmother
turns ninety five on June ninth, and I for twenty years,
(49:18):
since before my grandfather died, I have waited for the
news that my grandparents are going to pass away. I
get that anxiety. I get that feeling of waking up
in the night and being like, oh my god. So
I understand what you're going through completely, and I am
so sorry for your loss. But it sounds like she
(49:40):
was a fucking firecracker. And if you live your life
being a person that somebody either loves or hates because
you are so steadfast in your opinions, then you are
living your life right.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Certainly you leave your mark, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
That's never about thing exactly, and you're lucky. But I
am so sorry the women who As far as your question,
my mom's family was there when I was born. Obviously,
I don't know if I told the story, but I
was supposed to be very premature, and my mom went
(50:22):
into the hospital and labor a couple of times. They
kept pumping her up with steroids, so I could, you know,
like have my lungs be okay? And then finally, you know,
I came out no epidural and early that like it
was like okay. So I've always been a pain in
my mom's ass, and everyone was considered her a pain
in my ass, So you know, sometimes that's like, that's
(50:45):
actually a big reason why I believe in past lives,
because both my mom and I believe that you get
to in reincarnation. And I do truly believe that I've
always been obaiting my mom's ass, so.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Been chasing each other throughout the cosmos.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, exactly, I don't hate that.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I sort of think that's beautifully poetic.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I do think it's I do think it exactly. I agree,
But my grandma has always been that sanctuary in my life.
She was always there for me, She was understood me.
She would always commiserate, like, yeah, I give you a feeling.
I was an oldest daughter too, and though she wasn't
the oldest child, but you know, my grandma and I
(51:31):
have always had a special relationship and she is just
a wonderful human being. Anyway, you do you women, Do
you ladies have anybody that you want to highlight?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, I mean I unfortunately did not. Yeah, both of
my grandmothers passed away when I was in my late twenties,
maybe very early thirties if that, you know, they're all
still with me. Like I was really thinking as you're talking,
like the three pictures that I have at my desk
(52:04):
here are both of my grandmothers and my grandfather and me,
and like as a little child, like it's just these
three photos right here behind my computer, and it's like
they're they're always there, you know, Like I've got a
tattoo for my grandma. You know, it's uh, you know,
she's just she was kind of very very formative for me,
(52:27):
and you know, I have a whole wall of photos
in our house that like are just all old photos
of you know, my grandparents, my great grandparents Daniels. So like,
I truly believe that, you know, those that aren't here, like, yeah,
they live on if we take them along with us.
(52:48):
So that's always something that like I try and be
cognizant of to like sort of bring bring them along
and like think think about them. Or like whenever I
like have a memory from someone that is no longer here,
I always think of it as like, oh, they're visiting me.
I love that, you know, It's like, oh, thanks, thanks
(53:09):
for the visit, Thanks for like the memory of like
you know, I love that. Yeah, And voicemails. Still a
couple of voicemails and in my phone from people that
have passed on that like I can't listen to. But
I also believe.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
I I h had voicemails from my grandpa and I
had to because they weren't iPhone, so I had to
play them and then like record them.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
But my grandma doesn't realize that the if you call
her cell phone and it's off, the automatic voicemail goes
to my grandpa's. But and once in a while I
do call it because I miss my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
You just want to hear the voice.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, I just want to hear the voice at it.
All right, let's and uh, thanks Jamie, I am so
sorry again for your loss. Uh yeah, we're here for you.
Let's uh, let's make Jamie and everybody else laugh with
the Master.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
She said, Oh right, all right.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
I got like fifteen minutes in and then was like, oh,
I got to go to bed.
Speaker 6 (54:22):
I'll just finish this all time fighting the coffee attack.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
And screw Shandy. You can say that a lot more
e centually while a man is.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
When you're going, I'm ready, I'm ready to go again, Shandy,
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna set this back up again. All right. Well,
in the attempt to make everybody laugh, now here's the master,
she said.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
I got like fifteen minutes in and then was like, oh,
I gotta go to bed.
Speaker 6 (54:50):
I'll just finish this, but you're enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
I had a similar one this morning.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Most people have had it by the end of spring.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
Good girl, you got it.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
It all could go down exactly as you're imagining.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
It happened so fast that they didn't see it because
they didn't quite know where to look, even though they
had a prime view of it.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
He finish the jeb just move.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
But now it's like limp, I intentionally put it there.
I'm going to give it to you tailored on you.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
I forgot that we still had to do that. You know.
Sometimes you're just like, all right, here we go. Pants off, yeah,
pants off, hair down, glasses.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
On, locks on, no glasses on, hair up.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
It always sucks off though. Is your feet of the
first to get overheated if the blood flows. That's my advice.
All right, thanks everybody for listening. We appreciate it as always.
We will be back next week. Also, next week is
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We love it all the same. Uh oh. I watched
Oh shit, Okay, I watched the movie. I'm not gonna
review it right now, so don't worry. We're gonna we're
gonna wrap this up. This is not a Colleen tangent.
I watched a Fountain of Youth. I watched Fountain of
Youth on Apple TV Plus with John Krasinski and Natalie Portman.
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Is fucking ridiculous and if anybody wants to talk about it,
I'm down. I'm just gonna throw that out there right
on that note, though, we will see you next week.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, and I'm shy.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
He said, everybody, bye bye,
Maybe by fast. Hello everybody, and welcome to the broadcast
with a man of Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen, my.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Name is Amanda, and I'm Shandy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Welcome to the show, everybody. This is season nine, episode
forty two, Episode four hundred and two. How's it going?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, it's going.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know, given what we learned two episodes ago, with
how many episodes we actually put out, this would technically be.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Four twenty uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So I think we all need to get high scared.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Everation.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Imagine recording an episode like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, you know why, because we may.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Bonus content, but I don't think we could do an
actual EPISA.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You know why, because two weird. I hate the feeling
of being high. When I tried to do those tea
drinks during dry January, I was very like cautious of
what I was doing, and then one day I just
was like, this, fuckings, let's just pour the whole thing.
And then I was like, oh my god, and reaffirmed
(01:29):
the fact that I hate that feeling so very much.
I mean, also, I used to edit the shows when
all three of us drank copious amounts of alcohol, and
you know what, that's hashtag not going backag not going back,
not going back anyway? Happy uh happy four two for twenty.
(01:54):
Hey those are like inverse cool. That's fun. Okay, anyway,
how's it going. How was your week? How is your
Memorial Day? Weekends?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Basically? Yeah, yeah, we did a lot of stuff. It's
like anywhere we staycationed, but like we had an activity
every day.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's like even then.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I went to a play date on Saturday. We went
to the Botanical gardens on Sunday. Monday, I met up
with an old roommate of mine. I saw that many
years ago that has moved home to San Francisco, and
she was in town visiting people, and she made reached
(02:34):
out and like made a little time for us, which
was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's awesome. It is awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So then we, yeah, little girl and I like hung
out in the Red Hook neighborhood, which is always fun.
And yeah, you know, we went grocery shopping and drove
the car. You know, I don't, I haven't. This might
have been the first time I've driven the new car
with just her and I in it. You know, really
city life, we don't use it that often. Yeah, and
(03:00):
it went fine. Found a great parking spot. That's always
like my biggest anxiety about driving is that we street park,
so you have to have a parallel park, which I cannot do.
So if like it's not alternate side, and I can
like plan ahead and like find a pull through spot,
like you know, you're kind of all like at the
mercy of the universe and hoping for the.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Best, and we will had a parallel park, but like
pull through.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It was amazing. It was like the gods shine down.
It was like today you're getting the good parking spot.
The more you.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Practice, the I am so okay, but I don't know,
I'm not. I'm a horrible driver, but I am for
twenty years. No, I'm really good at parallel parking. Because
in New York, if you if you don't parallel park,
you don't pass a driver's test.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, it wasn't on the driver's test when I was
really yeah, it like it was all on. Yeah, it
was like three point turns parking, but not parallel parking.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, if you hit the curve test.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
She like made me parallel park just because she was
like she was gonna fail me anyway. And I feel
like just she wanted to give me another reason, but
at that point it was not a requirement for the test.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my god. Yeah, no, it was for I thought
I hit it. So because I took my driver's test
in September two thousand and one and my dad had
to remove the American flag decals from the windows. So
because I used his car for the test, because it's
right after nine to eleven, and I thought I hit
the curb, and I was just like, oh fuck it,
(04:42):
I'm done. And I was just like, you know, like
you know that feeling where you're like I fucked up,
and then just like you know, you just get like
cold all the way down and you're like, you know,
everything just is like shuts down, and you're like, well,
all right. But I passed, so clearly I didn't. It
was just my anxiety, that feeling and that I fled.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It was an accurate feel.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Maybe it was a future maga that was my driving
teacher and she saw my dad take the flextick girl.
But it all worked out either way.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I remember, like you, it was like a better
strategy to if you were worried, like just don't get
too close to the curb and get a point off
for like not getting close enough versus failing altogether for
hitting the curb.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But honestly, it's not like if your if your car
is you know, like it's harder in the bigger cars,
but I've done it in the van, Like I am
really actually I am not confident in a lot of
things that I do anymore. Like you know, COVID kind
of fucking destroyed my self esteem because you know, I'm
an extrovert and I was just like, you know, shut
in all the time, and I just got totally like,
(05:51):
was like, I don't know why anymore. But I never
lost my ability to know that I could parallel park.
So never we go to my aunt's apartment in the
Upper West Side, you know, do you will be like,
I can't park here, and I'm like, oh, you can't park.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Here, let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It makes me really good about myself. So anyway, the
trick is, though, when you get like parallel to the
other car's mirror, that's when you start to cut in
and it works every time.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, I understand the mechanics of it. I like that,
like there are two types of people in this world.
You can parallel park or you can't. It's not like
a learnable skill like you either have you know, and
you are someone who can learn how to do it,
and there are people like us who like myself, who
(06:42):
just like cannot learn. I know, I understand the pizza,
and you're winding and then you wind the other way,
and I still just can't do it. You just can't
do it.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like the cars like back and forth with this giant
spot once and it looked took me like twenty minutes
to park, and I walked away from the car, and
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's still it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And I really tried.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I really tried.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, that's fair. Next time you're in the US, say
you're in North Carolina where there's low stakes, we're gonna
we're gonna go to a church parking lot.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, maybe that's fine, Maybe that's fine.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I have many other things too.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Only if we can make a video out of it,
because it's really condescending and asshole of me teach you
how to parallel park. It's really like for a thing. Okay,
I'm so sorry that we were old. So you went
to you did a lot of things, and we got
a perfect parking spot.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I gotta go parking spot. We went on to the playground.
It was just like we were go go go all
weekend and it was it was really nice.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It was.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Uh shaddy pants. Anything exciting to report.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, I well, you like went out of town real
quick for the long weekend. Nice, went home, had the
most glorious weather you could ever ask for, saw some
dear friends, and had a really good time, really good time.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, great little weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Thanks. We had a great Memorial the weekend too. We
took the kids to so there's a park downtown, the
Dorothya Dix Park. It was an old mental institution that
you know, was converted into like health and human science
kind of offices. They haven't seen patients in like fifty
(08:40):
years or whatever, but there's been like sunflower fields there
and the green Way goes through there, and it's you know,
been like a place that and they do like yogan
stuff there in the lawn, but they have it's it's
three hundred and thirteen acres I think something in that.
Don't quote me exactly, but like they decided to make
get into the biggest play area in the southern southeastern
(09:05):
United States. And because we have gone to parks and
rec for after school and camps. They invited all families
and it was clever to do it Memorial Day weekend
when a lot of people go to the beach in
North Carolina. So they invited parks and rec people that
work there, their families, and then people who have attended
(09:26):
camps and we've done that, so we got invited. It
was a free invite. It's gonna be free anyway, but
like it was a sneak peek because the Ribbon Cunning
ceremony isn't until June sixth. It is fucking awesome, amazing.
It's huge, Like they've got like just the jungle gym's glore.
They have this thing called Watermill Mountain where you can
(09:48):
like do water play. Then they have a water fall
where kids can like stand under and play. They have
this thing it's the house of many porches and each
room and porch is a different like not restaurant, but
like you know things you can get, like you know,
things to go like whatever. And the back room is
like a bar for adults and they let you take
(10:10):
that stuff. Like if they pour everything goes into a cup,
not a can or whatever, so it's draft or they
can gets poured into the cup. They let you take
that out and like it was just it was awesome
and it's funny because it was one to seven. We
got there about one point thirty. We stayed until about
five something, so we were there for a long time.
(10:33):
And I would say by five o'clock, the grown ups,
like people our age and older, older were all in
the jungle gym area. So at one point, like the
kids were like right down the slide with us when
we're talking, because it was a slide that was like
crazy like whatever, and there were many slides but one,
(10:53):
so I was like sure, but I had to climb
up like the rope ladder and like go through like
the Indiana Jones style, like you know, rope walkway and
all these things. And I was not the only grown
up in there. And there was a he was somebody's
grandfather and he was going up there. And then after
I came down, I looked up and it was like
(11:14):
all of the adults had descended upon the playground. It
was so fun. Anyway, it's it's super cool. I'm excited
to take the kids back there. Yeah. And then so
that was Saturday, and then on Sunday I finished the book,
my book that I'm ready. H it was cool. So
(11:34):
I've been in the middle of a reread. I actually
have all these colorful pens in front of me for
different edits that I'm making and whatnot. Smart yeah, thank you.
But yeah, I was really like, I was like, holy,
should I finished?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's amazing? Congratulations, oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I mean it could go nowhere, like I could for
the next two years be like publish my book and
people like this fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So you could help publish it, or you could just
be proud of the fact that, like, yes, you did something,
you know, yeah, at that time doing a whole multitude
of other unproductive things and you chose to spend your
time doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Thank you. You know I did that instead of my taxes.
But we're around on your phone, like you know that's true.
But as C. J. Jones mentioned on my Facebook, he
was like, have you just considered doing a kickstarter, like
if you have the self published? And I'm like, I
did not even consider that, So like, I guess you're right,
(12:36):
there are options. Anyway, I was really proud of myself.
I think it's good. I do. I don't know, but
that's just me.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I believe you.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I also have this fucking crazy story from my parents'
neighborhood that I grew up in. So there was a
house in their neighborhood that was going to have a
memorial party and they went to remove their pool cover
and there was a dead body floating in the which
in itself is like holy shit. But last November, a kid,
(13:12):
and my dad has been talking about this because he
was on like the search party or whatever. Initially a
kid who has schizophrenia. He stabbed his dad. He was
otherwise a good kid, stabbed his father, killed him. He
was like twenty two or twenty three years old, so young,
lived at home, killed him, realized what he'd done and
(13:33):
ran away, and he ran away down the parkway that
is the backs up to my parents' neighborhood. So like
that's why my dad and you know, their neighbors are
part of the search Party'll be like check the woods
because because it's it's a so the neighborhood and there's
like a wooded area and then like you know, it
backs up to the thing. So you know, they went through.
(13:54):
And my dad has been saying since November when he
told us, like you know about this, he was like,
I think he probably froze to death. I think he
probably like, you know whatever. And yet it was the
body of the kid that he had gone into this pool,
which doesn't actually back up to the neighborhood. It actually
(14:15):
he had to have gone in and then crossed the
street I think, and like gone into the pool and
he probably went in thinking he was drained for the
summer and he could just hide, and you know, he
either drowned or hypothermia because it was you know, it's
cold in November. And anyway, then my dad was on
News twelve Long Island giving an interview about it because
(14:38):
he went for a walk and the news bands were
out there and he was like, well, you know in
room went on crime scene anyway. Yeah, so sad though,
but it was like, just it's so crazy, adding to
a story that my dad has been very like a
true crime story that my dad has been very unto.
(15:00):
And it's funny because when he sent us the he's
been sending us the news day Long Island news Day
stories via email. Bless his heart, he was just like
a real a real crime story because he meant true
crime story, a real crime story in our very neighbor
and I'm like, oh, from the headlines, you mean true crime. Anyway,
(15:26):
it's really sad though, And I looked at the house
that the kid grew up in, and it's it's like
a shack, and like we're like I feel bad, Like
it's just a reminder that like if you don't have
the proper healthcare, like mental health care, something like that
could happen. And like I'm sure his dad wasn't like
I want to get stabbed to death by my kid.
They probably doing the best they could, but like probably
(15:50):
didn't have the money for it, because if you look
at the house, it's pretty beat up and whatever. And
I don't want to like stereotype because rich people can
live in shacks too, but like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
But they don't.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
But they don't.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
They usually don't.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They usually don't. They just like, yeah, those are cosplay
like there's there's always there's always a place with a
rich people shower in it. But like anyway, I just
felt really bad, and that's what I said, Like in
the text, I was like I looked at the house
and like you can just see like obviously, and like
you know, my sisters too, they were they even said
(16:23):
it before I did, they were like, it's really sad,
but anyway, it was a bit of truth, real true crime.
And then finally, when I was editing last week, Amanda,
you mentioned something about uh recycled sponges, so I wanted
(16:43):
to know what do you do with recycled sponges.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I have compostable sponges.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yes, tell me about that.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I throw them in our bag of compost.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But like, can you buy them in a store. I
was very curious about this. Okay, yes, tell me about
the compostable sponges.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I get them from Amazon. You do a subscribe and
save and every you know, a couple of weeks to
get a box.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, that's all. I was very curious because I was
just like, oh, you can recycle these?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, no compost so like, okay, you know, we like
keep a bag compost in the freezer and then we
bring it to like a community garden to like.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, and I just okay, yeah again I was. I
was very curious. I was like another option to yeah,
not throw something in the trash.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I also use not paper towels, which I highly recommend.
They're really great. What is it not not paper towel?
Geometry is the company, and I make like they're just
all these really beautiful, like an infinite amount of like
really beautiful patterns, and they're really great. They're a little offensive,
but they're really worth it. Like we have we have
(17:53):
a ton, and like it really has cut down on
the amount of paper towel that I use.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
For cool I have. This is the reason I ask
is obviously environment But like Alex has been learning in
first grade about saving electricity, not wasting things not. He's like,
you can't use paper plates anymore. And I was like, then,
stop making such a fucking mess all the time. Clean
(18:20):
up after yourself. But no, he's been like learning about
all that stuff you like, and you're wasting electricity by
keeping your blah blah blah. And I'm like, and you're
wasting electricity every fucking time you go downstairs and turn
down every all five fucking light switches and then come
upstairs and leave it bloone but a true. Yeah. So anyway,
(18:41):
But I was like, but perhaps because it's now, you know,
fire pit season, we can compost a lot of this
stuff and like burn it ourselves. And he was like,
that's all so bad for the environment. And I'm like well,
my fucker, I'm trying to do my best here. I
want to burn the things, but also whatever, anyway, that's
(19:05):
why I ask I will looking at those paper towels though,
that is that's good to know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, they're really great. I love them. I also have
their hand towels, also very good, expensive but like worth it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
They're like you say, hand towels, you mean like washcloths
my penas or whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, but like you know, sort of like to dry
your hands when you wash your hands, like.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Right, right right, yeah, just like a yeah, oh good.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Even the not paper towels you can watch like we
throw them in the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, okay, that's good to know because I'm always on
the lookout. All right, anybody else have anything or otherwise
I can I can bring us on to the.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Next step here, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Let's do it, all right. So I clicked on a
BuzzFeed thing that published an hour before we started recording,
so I skimmed, and it is married men are sharing
the wild secrets they're keeping from their partners.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
And yeahs, all right, right, yes, the first one is
scandal forty anonymous Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I know our kid isn't mine.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Who started strong?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Started strong out the gate short but sweet?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh damn, it's like that.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Huh, it's like that. The next one, number two is
if I had the chance, I would have picked the
one who got away. That is harsh, way harsh. After
a couple of months of being together, I went traveling alone.
Who was pre planned. I met a girl on day
one and we spent the whole month together. After my trip,
(20:55):
I flew back home to my then girlfriend like nothing happened.
I've been married to my girlfriend for eighteen years now,
and she will never know what I did on that trip.
I guess like for this, like okay, but like they
didn't do any well.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I there's some details that he didn't include.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
There's that's really vague. Yes. The next one is I
hate my wife's whole approach to life. This is not
very disturbing at Okay, here you go. I scroll on
Grinder sometimes. I never meet up with other men, but
I like talking to them. I'm too afraid to tell
my wife. I don't even know how I feel about
it most of the time.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Sounds like you should do some more exploring.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, as such.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The next one is I like to wear her underwear,
which that you know, good for you, because women's underwear
is very specific, Like we don't air out like the
way boxers can be airy. You guys don't know how
good you have it.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I mean we just got pockets, so sometimes we still don't. Yeahimes,
we still don't. I actually bought I bought two pairs
of shorts to from Target to bring with me. I'm sorry.
It was a pair of shorts and a pair of
yoga pants, like a pre yoga pants, to bring with
(22:21):
me to Japan. I tried them both on the When
I get home, neither one had fucking pockets, you know what.
I bought them at like ten thirty in the morning.
I fucking went back and returned them at five o'clock
when I want to go, I picked the boys up.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I was like, nope, it was twenty twenty five. I
don't have to do this.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't have to do this.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't do this.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I like to lie on my back and penetrate myself
as it's possible. My wife cannot know why not?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I mean, he could ask his wife, right.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I know. I've subscribed to multiple only fans created Okay, okay,
like okay whatever, like they don't know youcrib Like, okay, does.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
That mean is that like a paying situation? Yeah, because
it's right to only founds. So you so what is subscribing?
It's like is it following like I follow somebody on Instagram?
Or is it subscribing like I subscribed to a podcast
on Patrion.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
So yes, it can be like that paying, right, So
it can be like that, and then it'd be like
in app purchases where like they will be like you
can follow me and then if you want, you know,
this level or this level like like Patreon, like I'll
give you different things and that is sort of like
(23:46):
the tier system, or you could be like, you know,
follow me for five dollars a month or whatever. Like
I don't know, I guess.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Like it it's a little bit different than paying money,
like because it's paying paying money, we're assuming Yeah that's
true because like I don't really I don't have conversations
with Frank about the fact that, like I subscribe to
Real Word Sisters, but like I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
But if I was like paying money to it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, no, No, it's a different.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That's very true. That's very true. Uh, this one is scandalous.
I hooked up with her sister. It was a one
time thing that we agree would never happen again. But
the guilt eats me because I love my wife so much.
I hate myself for it.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Mm hmmm mmmm that sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I know. Look, if she forgave you, and it's like
in the past, just forgive yourself and because you can't
have to do didn't she say that?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh yeah, okay, fine, fuck you Sorry I thought that
the wife okay, yeah, no no no, no, no, no, no, no,
sorry sorry sorry. Next one, she doesn't know that I
have an ex wife with whom I share a daughter.
I've been estranged from them for years now. I don't
plan reaching out soon. You are terrible, not because you
(25:13):
kept it a secret from your wife, but because you
know you have a child that is involved here.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Look, it's insane. That is insane. This next one reminds
me of the one that we read about two minutes
ago about the guy likes to penetrate himself. I like
her fingers in and around my rear end more than
she does, or I let on just tell her like what, Yeah, like,
what's the worst second happened? She could be like, hey,
(25:40):
I don't like that, Like let's do something else, Like
I don't know, all right, like.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Too much internalized homophobia exactly.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Okay. Lastly, this is the last one. I've been sleeping
with my wife's mother for ten years years now. I'm
honestly not sure how to break it off, or that
I even want to. I can't say I don't fear
getting caught. But it's the perfect way to cheat.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
What what? How is that the perfect way to cheat?
What planning is?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
This person sounds like the worst way to cheat? What
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, that's worse than the guy who like fucked his
wife's sister, but like at least once.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, he feels bad about it.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Like he was like a lot my bad. Okay, holy shit,
no one suspects anything when I'm at my in law.
Since we've started dating when I was eighteen, we've been
together dating white, they've been dating. Oh okay, I.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Started referring to his relationship with the mother in thaw.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
This mother is awful, awful. We've been together for fifteen years,
and I first slept with my mother in law when
I was twenty three, it gets worse. You're ready.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh, no, I do think it worse.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
The first time was a mistake. The second time was
to get it out of our system. Now I sometimes
sleep with my wife's mother more than I sleep with
my wife. It's strictly sex though. There's no love or
attachment beyond that. And my marriage to my wife has
never been stronger. We're just close on a home and kids. Tune.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Sounds like a super strong marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's got a really solid foundation.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Holy mother, fust, mutual respect, truth and mutual baby hashtag.
But okay, ten years so they've been together.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
This whole woman's adult life has been a lie.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
That's yeah, it is okay.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
So he's been together with his wife for fifteen years.
He's been sleeping with the they're thirty three. Then, because
he's been sleeping with the mother in law since he
was twenty three, they want to have kids. Now, we
don't fight.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
It's been perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
She found out. Oh however, if she found out what
what I've been doing with her mom, I know she
would divorce me, without question.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I would.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
This is what I hoped all of them would be about.
I didn't realize some of them were gonna be like,
I've got a daughter that I'm never gonna talk to,
but like that's like worst mom ever.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
All right? Holy fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, this was this was the worst. I'm sorry. I've
done worse, but this is one of the worst.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
On that note, let's take a quick break, and then
we've got feedback, and I'm so sorry. This is the
one that I regret, the one that I regret the
middle of.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Oh, okay, here's here's like, here's what we have to
do is fine the counter her list of things that
wives are keeping from their husbands. And then yes, and
then we can also be shock slash and raged slash
sad about how different the content.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Is we do and I will guarantee you that a
lot of it is like I bought my own gilto.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
And I've hit sometimes masturbate.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Things that wives. I'm a goose right now, wives would
never tell their husband's BuzzFeed because it came from BuzzFeed.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, you know, they did one.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There's a fuck toen of results here, but the first
the first answer in the first result is from last
year June fourteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
June fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Look at that I know our birthday, I slept with
her psychiatrist. Oh that's people real secrets. They'll never tell
their parents. Okay, See, nobody ever asked the women, ask
the women.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
And whoever that was needs to change psychiatrists seriously.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
All right, commercial break, we come back. We got a
bunch of feedback. Yay, here we go. All right, we're back.
We got a lot of feedback. They're already to get
into much like that guy that needs to get into
his own ass. I guess because you do that, man.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
You do you do you?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You do you like you know. I hope you didn't
vote for Trump because this is Trump's America and you
have to do you you know, as you do it
before you can't do it anymore. So you do you anyway?
All right? Uh, the first we're gonna start with the
face The first bit of facey beck is from Mandy,
and Mandy says, if you're not can do a Survivor
(31:11):
fifty cast reaction pod with survivy JJC. I'd love for
three to discuss Hello Colleen butting in once again real quickly,
so Mandy's question about Survivor. We ended up spending like
twenty minutes talking about it. We have also made that,
just like last week, a Patron bonus clip, So if
you want to be a patron Patreon dot com plush
(31:32):
Jay and Jack, you can hear what we said about
the Survivor finale and the Survivor Season fifty cast. All right,
we're gonna go cut back in on the rest of
Mandy's question. Here we go. Mandy continues listening to a
whole album coming is coming back. With vinyls being so popular,
(31:53):
Mackenzie will listen to new albums on Spotify and has
her favorite songs to playlists, but she loves getting the
vinyls to chill in her room for hours listening to them.
That's cool. Yeah, vinyls are back, Are they really?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah? Yeah? The word they never went away. I just
doing like vinyls and like digital downloads.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I did not know that. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I feel like genres they never went away, and then
for like more popular music, they're coming back.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Matt Sis Mandy. People who follow me on Instagram and
Blue Sky know I've listened to an album a day
for years. This year my theme is Seventies Versus Nineties,
where I go year by year listening to eighteen albums
for each year. I'm up to nineteen seventy four, and
today's album is Nanny Dread by Bob Marley and the Whalers.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's so cool, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Cool, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's super cool, Jessica says Colleen. Don't feel bad about
killing a mouse. This was listen to my story last week.
They can carry horrible diseases, including the hantavirus.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yes, very much so.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Plus they breathed like crazy. They can have babies by
six weeks old and have about five to eight or
more pups oof.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Pups.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, I don't know that either. Plus they can get
pregnant while nursing and have five litters in a year.
I used to care for lab mice, so I know
a lot about them. I know it sucks to kill mice,
but you did it to protect your family. I knew.
Jessica used to work with lab mice. Actually she did
for a long time. She did a lot of good
(33:41):
work in the name of diseases. This is why she
also knows you. Thank you for your service, thank you
for yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Honestly, the haunts of virus. This is the first thing
that I thought of, but I didn't know if that
could be like in a house, because I know that's.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
How that's that is the hanted virus is a virus
that that's uh, that's what Gene Hackman. His Gene Hackman
died of Alzheimer's, but his wife died of hantavirus where
she didn't have sytrons till the day before. There's the
whole thing. Google it, and he had Alzheimer's. She was
caring for him and then she died. And then he
lived for another week and died because nobody was taking
(34:24):
care of him. And it was really but is real?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
This is no I knew that part. I didn't know,
like I knew that she had died.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Like you know something, Dad, this is a real crime story, real.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Crime story, except there's no crime, just the mice.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Because I remember there's this ghost town that we used
to go to when we were little.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And they show the pict did it which of the triplet.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Certain of the buildings you couldn't go into because there
was like risk of hantavirus because it hadn't been like
cleaned properly. But again it was like the super It
was a ghost town, so yeah, it didn't occur to
me that it could happen in that in like that.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay, I lived in house. It can happen, yes, no bueno.
They begin with mild, fool like symptoms like fever, headache,
must lakes, and then you can it gets more severe, but.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Stigmatically, like every time.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Mild headache symptoms usually develop after breathing and air contaminated
by the affected infected mice, so weeks. Okay. There is
no specific treatment or cure for handavirus death as possible,
but early medical care can increase chances of survival. So
(35:47):
the moral of the story is, kill the mice, get
out the plea, and you're fine. Cool. That's it.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Don't don't put mice poop in your eyes. I don't know,
just maybe to stay away from it. Yeah, God, I
had pet mice when I was like ten.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
In your eyes, no.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Smart in the garbage, in the garbage.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I still can't kill it because it literally kills I
throw I want to throw up when I have to
kill an ant because the popping sound of their head
is just disgusting to me.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I feel legitimately, like very bad about that. It really
like kills my soul. But like I cannot have mice
and not mice. I also can, but I cannot have
ants like you can't.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
You cannot, you cannot. Generally speaking, yeah, they both bring
just disease NonStop.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, just cannot.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
All right, let's finish up with uh, we've oh ship,
We've got a lot more to go.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I didn't realize that. Okay, okay, all right, let's you know,
let's go down to the Mapril and Andy virginity.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Let's just like you know what it up, all right,
Andy writes in this maprol in Andy's virginity. Hey, Brod's
as another point, a week in my personal life passes.
The only things that hit my radar was an article
about conservatives whining about how hard it is to date. Well,
(37:25):
let me take this moment as masturbation month winds down
to tell them to go fuck themselves. I know they
thought the leopards wouldn't cock block them, but they are. Uh.
The other was a dating term I heard about that
you can maybe do a little guessing game. If you
haven't heard of it, it's called flood lighting. In case
(37:50):
you haven't heard of it, flood lighting is to inundate
a new date with excessive and deeply personal details early on.
Sometimes it's to see how the other person will react,
but mostly it's to create a false sense of intimacy. Yikes.
Obviously there's nothing I would do, but it does remind
me of my dilemma about telling a woman about my
(38:11):
lack of experience. It didn't come up any time I
went on the few dates I went on, But I
worry about how much dancing around the topic I'll have
to do whenever I get around to getting back out there.
I know, figuring out out there, I know figuring out
what to tell and when is an awkward part of
meeting new people and forging new relationships. And I don't
(38:34):
want to flood light some woman about my situation. It's
also theoretical right now, since there is no one on
my radar right now. But it's good to be aware
that someone put a label on that. And maybe Colleen
can find a reddit where people share the craziest flood
lighting incidents they've ever heard, hashtagm with hers and Andy,
that is an excellent idea. Colleen is appears to be
(38:54):
writing it down right now.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yep, honest right.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Also, Andy, can I just say there is a huge
difference between between what I understand from your description of
flood lighting and telling someone an actual thing about yourself
that is relevant and important to the conversation. Yes, so
I don't think you should worry about that.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yes, I just finished turning it down, so yes, thank you. Okay,
to be continued here, we have an Uh we have
a voicemail from Maggie.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Hey, man's Sandy and Colleen. It's Maggie. You asked for
a voicemail, so I decided to call. I have been
meaning to, I just never remember should do it. So yeah,
so Hi, longtime Rose talk. It's been a very busy
spring for me.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I purchased a.
Speaker 8 (39:46):
Condo in March and then moved being of April, and
so it's just been very busy. The condrad needed a
bit of work, so we needed to do paint and
other stuff. And yeah, it's just been very busy. But
that's good overall. I'm like having a space all to myself.
(40:09):
That's been good. Uh. Let's oh, if you guys watched Tacks,
I feel like that it's a broadcast show. You guys
watched Hacks on HBO.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
You should really watch Hacks. But I will co sign.
Speaker 8 (40:21):
Everything Colleen said about.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
And Or and.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
It was so good and Last of Us is also
very good. Oh and I told this to Colleen, and
we'll say to everybody. So my aunt and uncle knows
the Pope because he was at Villanova. So yeah, so
just if you're ever playing some sixty days of Keatin Bacon,
you were all now closer to the Pope that you
(40:49):
were before because my and uncle knows the Pope. My
aunt called him Baba Bob and in attack. So yeah,
so there you go. All right, please nice, talk to.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
You and I will talk to you later. Bye bye,
bye bye. All right, so we're all three degrees of
separation from the Pope. So that's fucking cool. Four, I guess, yeah, four,
three whatever, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I'll take it. He seems he seems, you know, okay,
so far. Yeah, from what we've seen, it remains uh,
you know. Every day it's like, oh, I think he
did vote in the Republican primary against Trump, so you
(41:43):
got some other problematic stuff. But you know, as long
as we're not voting for fashions in the United States,
that's cool. But yeah, beyond the pope thing, hecks. I
haven't watched this season. I need to catch up.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Is there a new season? Yeah, here's You just have
to get an HBO Max a count. We're just like
in an HBO Max desert.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Like all your credit cards, all the credit cards have
some kind of HBO Max really, yes.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Okay, I need to check that. I will say I
watched the first three seasons of Hacks. I think it's okay.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
I know you've been like the the lone moul out
of all of us.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I mean, I like the show, but it's not like
when I'm ever clamoring, like I'm never like I have
to watch it as soon as the new season drops,
like I usually.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Like, yeah, I think it's fun.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Though I think it's fun, I want to like it more,
but like, nah, it's okay, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Fair.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
I tried to get Frank into it and we like start.
I was like, oh, I don't mind watching it again,
and we started the first season and after like an
episode or two, he was like, dude, really, and I
was like, we know, we don't have to watch this.
I actually don't really like it that much, like definitely
not interesting.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
See I do always enjoy it, but you know, teach
their own Yeah, and then she reason with and or Ander. Guys,
the it's so good.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Like we did watch the first episode. I think it's
of the first season.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, okay, you got to get through the first few episodes.
There's a lot of setup and all of that set
up just it just it pays off. I can't even
tell you how well it pays off.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Like, yeah, no, it was good. It's you know, like
just because I've only watched the one, don't make it,
you know, I don't want it to seem like we
were like not into it, not going.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
To go back.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
It's just you know, forty six minutes that are like
you have to really focus.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
You do need to focus. There's a lot in zoom.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
You know, it's hard for these tastes.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
The thing that I love about and Or is how
just they filmed it several years ago because of the
writer's strike and COVID, like, you know, there's lot of whatever.
So if everybody's like, gosh, diego, Luna looks so young,
and it's like, yeah, he fucking looks young. He filmed
there's shit like four years ago, but like that's why
(44:11):
he looks perfect to me. He also looks perfect. Yes,
that man has never had a drop of alcohol or
son in his life. But the thing that like just
gets me about and or is just how deeply personal
it feels to the moment where you're like, shit, we
(44:31):
America could actually be, not to be dramatic, but like
America could be in this situation like any day, any
month and a year now, and we've got like this
like blueprint for a rebellion that was just created before
like even Trump running again was a thing, And it's
(44:52):
just it's it's just it's really it's really well done
and the characters like are really well done. And I
just I can't say enough and I don't want to
like overtalk it, but like yeah and or fifteen thumbs up.
I have rewatched the last three episodes of the season
(45:16):
several times, like especially episode there's episode ten of twelve.
I rewatched it on my own and then I rewatched
with Jay and I watched out of my own again,
like it's just everything is just so well done. It's
really good. So Maggie, I'm with you. And also, congrats
on the condo.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's awesome, exciting. Congratulations, yes, congrats, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (45:37):
It's a big thing that is that's awesome and you've
got your own space now, so yay, hell yeah, all right,
we have an email from Jamie.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I can read it if you guys want to mock
me too or sure? All right, and then to finish up,
we have an email from Jamie. It's a bit emotional,
so trigger warning, Jamie says, let them know they mean something.
I received sad but Auntie his fan news last night.
My grandmother passed away and has joined those who left
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before her. She was small in stature, but mighty in
altitude and attitude, laughter and spite. Everyone either loved her
or hated her, and she either loved you or hated
you right back. There was no one between. She loved
me and I loved her. I can consider myself incredibly
(46:33):
lucky to have lived into my forties before having to
start saying goodbye to my grandparents. I'm one of the
lucky few. Your condolences, though deeply appreciated, isn't the reason
for writing it. I want to hear about your grandmothers
or aunties or aunties moms, the major archs of the family.
(46:56):
Who are the women who knew York birth. I know
you now or will perhaps meet you on the other side,
What traits do you carry and what do you want
to share with those who will look to you in
the same light to those who you will teach. My
heart is heavy in the loss of both of my grandmothers,
(47:18):
but they left me with the strength to feel that
pain while laughing from my guts and truly embracing joy,
to fight when I needed to and maybe even sometimes
when I shouldn't. I couldn't be more opposite if they
had tried, But somehow, so much from each of them
(47:38):
helped form who I am, for better or for worse.
I want everyone I know to be loved by someone
the way they loved me. I intend to pass that
love along for as long as I'm here. In conclusion,
dear brods and listeners, do you take the time today
to preach out to those who are yours, To the
(48:01):
ones who are still here and the ones who have passed.
Let them hear you. Tell them that their lessons have stuck,
that their love is felt, and that they've made a
difference in your life. You will never get it. Much
love to thee of you for your words, and you're
very very funny laughter calling you out, Colleen, No thanks
(48:23):
and all you do for your listeners who have given cheer,
comfort and meaning in the most meaning less moments of days,
Jamie jo And then she posted a picture from Helen
Keller which I believe the current administration does not believe
Helen Keller resisted or something fucking stupidest Timeline d I y.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Y d e I, Oh my God, was wrong with me?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's all the same, dwy d w I higher from
what we have once enjoyed deeply. We can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us, Jamie.
I am so sorry for your loss. Honestly, my grandmother
turns ninety five on June ninth, and I for twenty years,
(49:18):
since before my grandfather died, I have waited for the
news that my grandparents are going to pass away. I
get that anxiety. I get that feeling of waking up
in the night and being like, oh my god. So
I understand what you're going through completely, and I am
so sorry for your loss. But it sounds like she
(49:40):
was a fucking firecracker. And if you live your life
being a person that somebody either loves or hates because
you are so steadfast in your opinions, then you are
living your life right.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Certainly you leave your mark, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
That's never about thing exactly, and you're lucky. But I
am so sorry the women who As far as your question,
my mom's family was there when I was born. Obviously,
I don't know if I told the story, but I
was supposed to be very premature, and my mom went
(50:22):
into the hospital and labor a couple of times. They
kept pumping her up with steroids, so I could, you know,
like have my lungs be okay? And then finally, you know,
I came out no epidural and early that like it
was like okay. So I've always been a pain in
my mom's ass, and everyone was considered her a pain
in my ass, So you know, sometimes that's like, that's
(50:45):
actually a big reason why I believe in past lives,
because both my mom and I believe that you get
to in reincarnation. And I do truly believe that I've
always been obaiting my mom's ass, so.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Been chasing each other throughout the cosmos.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, exactly, I don't hate that.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I sort of think that's beautifully poetic.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I do think it's I do think it exactly. I agree,
But my grandma has always been that sanctuary in my life.
She was always there for me, She was understood me.
She would always commiserate, like, yeah, I give you a feeling.
I was an oldest daughter too, and though she wasn't
the oldest child, but you know, my grandma and I
(51:31):
have always had a special relationship and she is just
a wonderful human being. Anyway, you do you women, Do
you ladies have anybody that you want to highlight?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, I mean I unfortunately did not. Yeah, both of
my grandmothers passed away when I was in my late twenties,
maybe very early thirties if that, you know, they're all
still with me. Like I was really thinking as you're talking,
like the three pictures that I have at my desk
(52:04):
here are both of my grandmothers and my grandfather and me,
and like as a little child, like it's just these
three photos right here behind my computer, and it's like
they're they're always there, you know, Like I've got a
tattoo for my grandma. You know, it's uh, you know,
she's just she was kind of very very formative for me,
(52:27):
and you know, I have a whole wall of photos
in our house that like are just all old photos
of you know, my grandparents, my great grandparents Daniels. So like,
I truly believe that, you know, those that aren't here, like, yeah,
they live on if we take them along with us.
(52:48):
So that's always something that like I try and be
cognizant of to like sort of bring bring them along
and like think think about them. Or like whenever I
like have a memory from someone that is no longer here,
I always think of it as like, oh, they're visiting me.
I love that, you know, It's like, oh, thanks, thanks
(53:09):
for the visit, Thanks for like the memory of like
you know, I love that. Yeah, And voicemails. Still a
couple of voicemails and in my phone from people that
have passed on that like I can't listen to. But
I also believe.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
I I h had voicemails from my grandpa and I
had to because they weren't iPhone, so I had to
play them and then like record them.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
But my grandma doesn't realize that the if you call
her cell phone and it's off, the automatic voicemail goes
to my grandpa's. But and once in a while I
do call it because I miss my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
You just want to hear the voice.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, I just want to hear the voice at it.
All right, let's and uh, thanks Jamie, I am so
sorry again for your loss. Uh yeah, we're here for you.
Let's uh, let's make Jamie and everybody else laugh with
the Master.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
She said, Oh right, all right.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
I got like fifteen minutes in and then was like, oh,
I got to go to bed.
Speaker 6 (54:22):
I'll just finish this all time fighting the coffee attack.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
And screw Shandy. You can say that a lot more
e centually while a man is.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
When you're going, I'm ready, I'm ready to go again, Shandy,
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna set this back up again. All right. Well,
in the attempt to make everybody laugh, now here's the master,
she said.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
I got like fifteen minutes in and then was like, oh,
I gotta go to bed.
Speaker 6 (54:50):
I'll just finish this, but you're enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
I had a similar one this morning.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Most people have had it by the end of spring.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
Good girl, you got it.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
It all could go down exactly as you're imagining.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
It happened so fast that they didn't see it because
they didn't quite know where to look, even though they
had a prime view of it.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
He finish the jeb just move.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
But now it's like limp, I intentionally put it there.
I'm going to give it to you tailored on you.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
I forgot that we still had to do that. You know.
Sometimes you're just like, all right, here we go. Pants off, yeah,
pants off, hair down, glasses.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
On, locks on, no glasses on, hair up.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
It always sucks off though. Is your feet of the
first to get overheated if the blood flows. That's my advice.
All right, thanks everybody for listening. We appreciate it as always.
We will be back next week. Also, next week is
(56:19):
the first week in June, which means we are going
to have our birthday party soon. June seventeenth Tuesday, June
seventeenth will be live for everybody. We hope you'll join us.
We're gonna plan a birthday bash. Fucking birthday bash, guys.
We love birthdays and we love bashes. It's gonna happen, yes, anyway.
(56:43):
Thank you to the patron especially the ones that contribute
a certain level and every eckart written your Maggie, the
magnificent Juanne with the planning at the people man, Thank
you so much. Thank you guys so so much. Really
appreciate it. If you're hany feedback, the broadcasters three at
gmail dot com or give us a call three through
three through one on two seven six two three seven
three and join us live give us the feedback before that.
(57:06):
We love it all the same. Uh oh. I watched
Oh shit, Okay, I watched the movie. I'm not gonna
review it right now, so don't worry. We're gonna we're
gonna wrap this up. This is not a Colleen tangent.
I watched a Fountain of Youth. I watched Fountain of
Youth on Apple TV Plus with John Krasinski and Natalie Portman.
(57:29):
Is fucking ridiculous and if anybody wants to talk about it,
I'm down. I'm just gonna throw that out there right
on that note, though, we will see you next week.
Speaker 6 (57:42):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, and I'm shy.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
He said, everybody, bye bye,
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