Ep. 9.44 "Days of Our Dictators"

On this week's episode, American eras are changing rapidly. We talk about the Tony Awards and read a Buzzfeed compilation of sex secrets learned way too late. Why was Amanda and Colleen's fridge once filled with only wine and cranberry juice? Don't you modulate the key and not debate with me. Watch out for the wet patch! What were the top 5 days on Twitter?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Maybe Bitsy Podcast. Hello, and welcome to the broadcast with
a man of Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen,

(00:25):
my name is Amanda. Welcome to the show, everybody. This
is our penn ultimate episode of season nine, Season nine,
episode forty four, number Crazy, four hundred and four. How
is it going?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wow? I know it's a lot of episodes.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
That is a lot for nostalgia here, but that's gonna
have to wait until next week when we are live
for everyone on YouTube. Please join us for our party,
like our tenth birthday party. Yay, yay. Anyway, how's it going.
It's been a fucking week.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, yeah, I've been.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm so glad for this text chain. I feel like
I was able to catch up on like our text chain.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I was able to catch up on all the news
of the day that I missed.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You know, hi today itself. So okay, guys, we are
now going to get in so we're live for the
Hangout Level patrons.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Hello, Hangout Level patrons.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
If we had been recording this a couple of days ago,
it would we missed and more fun and now things
got real scary.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah, we have.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
A moment's reprieve.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I feel like things got more scary to distract from
the things that were fun. Yes, yeah, because it was
like right, Elan was like, you're a pedophile, and Trump
was like, I'm going to send the National Guard to
California today in days of our dictators. Oh my god,

(01:54):
but it's not funny. Actually I'm just laughing because I'm scared. No,
But seriously, Yeah, so we got a Yeah, it's been
fucking crazy. I feel like the last time recorded. We
made a joke on Thursday in our text chain about
how gosh we recorded one day too early. We could
have like really ridden this like Elon Trump divorced, and

(02:17):
it would have been like the fucking most fun show. And
I feel like that was you know how like there's
moments where you're like, this is the last time you know,
Like on September tenth, two thousand and one, I was like,
this is the last time that life was normal, and
then you have like these specific moments like I don't know,
like February twenty twenty, you're like everything is great, and

(02:40):
then you know the next day it's like wah wah.
But I do feel like the last time we recorded
was the last time we were in a specific era
of Era, Era of America, because now like things are
like just totally different and you can be like, yeah,
this will pass because it passed in twenty twenty, but

(03:01):
I don't know because there's no adults in the room now.
Like the people that are adults in the room are
a dog murderer and a drunk because if Christy Nom
feels that way about her dogs, imagine how she's gonna
feel about people she's never met.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah, also doesn't really happen or so yeah, I mean
at the break, at the rate we are going, like,
I am exhausted.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I can't do four years of this.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You know, it is tiring. And I was thinking about
that too. I was like, oh my god, we are
like six months into this.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah a year, not even been a year and I've
aged like five.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, I know, I have anxiety every day.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And I was listening to Pods America this morning and
we had so many good points that I just was like,
because they were talking a lot about how the protests
in California and how it is not nearly as bad
as they're pretraying it, and reminded me it took me

(04:03):
back to twenty twenty where they were like, you know,
my dad even was like Antifa is fucking throwing grenades
and blowing up bombs and cities, and I'm like, I'm
pretty sure that's not happening. Like Chanttle is a war
zone and now I'm like, five years later, I'm like, well, motherfucker,
Seattle was a war zone. They felt bad real quick,

(04:24):
like talk about building back better.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yes, it's just like it's it's more infuriating because you
can see because you know the plane now because you
watched it happen five years ago and you can see
it happen in real time. Like Ted Cruz tweeted an
image of a car burning from twenty twenty and it
was the quote was this period is period, not period,

(04:51):
peaceful period, and everybody was like, this period is a period,
not period from period today period, Holy shi editor. So
they are like all in on this, and that is
kind of scary.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
So over the weekend, A Frock and I watched Mountainhead.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Have you guys, No, I've heard, but we haven't had
a chance to watch it yet. What did you think
on a level of like existential dread or just like
haha dread.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Where I would highly recommend it. I would highly recommend it,
but the timing was scary and literally, like I texted
him an article this morning and I was like, hey,
it's exactly mountain head cool cool cool. That feels great,
cool cool cool.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh my god, hey' speaking of mountains, Chimney Rock reopens
officially in June twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh wonderful.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's good news.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, so I'm there's still they yeah, they did. There's
still a lot of work to be done in that area.
And FEMA has completely like they've cut off federal funds.
So like our our new governor, Josh Stein has actually
been on Stephen Colbert this week because he's fighting too,

(06:09):
like he's taken a newsome approach, yeah, which I like,
I'm like, you know what, dude, my dude, you had
a stroke like four years ago, and I thought you
weren't come to the air, apparent, and now here you are,
risen your blood press on national TV for fun. You go,
Glenn Coco. Anyway, Yes, California, it's it's a it's a

(06:38):
ship show of Trump's delusions. Trump who doesn't even know
what day it is when.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
He's called people apparently apparently not so he so Gavin
Newsom did like because he wanted to arrest Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And then.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You know, Gavin went on all the talk shows and
was and and the podcast and was like, yeah, I
talked to on Saturday, and we thought it was gonna
I thought it was gonna be like, you know, just
just fine, and you know, there was it was. It
was totally normal conversation. And then the next day he
called in the National Guard and I was just like, well,
you know whoa this is new so you know, so

(07:19):
he was out there whatever. And then Trump said today,
as we're recording June tenth, that he talked to Gavin
yesterday and whatever, and Gavin Newsom was just like the
fuck he didn't we didn't rock. Yeah no, And then
they were like and even Lives of TikTok was on
Twitter and like they released they're like, here's a screen

(07:40):
cap of Trump's iPhone conversations and it was like, you know,
sixteen minutes to Gavin Newsom, but it was from fucking Saturday.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah. So's the thing is like, I almost like I
don't begrudge a person, especially a very old person, for
forgetting the day that they talked to somebody but if
you're going to bring the receipts.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Actually actually bring the receipts.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
If you bring the receipt and it says and it's
timestamped to the seven.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Looking like three in the morning, so it literally is
like midnight California time, which kind of correlates with Evins
talking saying he talked to him in the middle of
the night on Friday.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, yeah, that might be news to him also, but
there is a three hour difference between these.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And also I just want to know where is the people?
Where where's Jake Tapper?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Like he said she was doing a book?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Why didn't even finish that interview? I don't want to
talk about it. I was sod it was fascinating.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I actually do recommend listening to me.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
It was really it was really interesting and it really
it made me rethink. I was like very much, I
don't need to read this book. We do not need
to rehash the past, like whatever, whire, why are we
doing this this exercise? But like hearing their conversations and
new wants that they brought to and it's.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Like maybe I do need to read this book, Like I.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Don't know, and we don't know. I think there are
lessons and like, we don't need to do this. Of
course it's never gonna be the same as on the right,
because we are not that fucking crazy, but we don't
need to be doing the same thing on the left
of not trust it, like like not sharing information and
not trusting our eyes.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, but it's not the drag on Biden I thought
it was.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
It's it's it's the cautionary tale of like, hey, we
we can't make these kind of mistakes and like, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Because it was littered with don't forget, like the Biden
people and the Pods American people have hated each other
since they were for Obama, and I kind of like
there was I love the Podsea people, obviously, I'm always
gonna listen to them, but like, to me, like I
kept picking up on little asides like where it was like, e,

(10:00):
you guys, you guys are taking a little bit too
much pleasure in this. But maybe that was just me.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
The beginning of I think, yeah, and I think the
beginning of the interview there is a lot of that.
But as as they get into it and like into
the substance, the conversation does get a little less petty.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, I would, Yes, I would.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I think what trust feeling.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Is valid, but like I would recommend going back and
giving it another try.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
But I also don't understand, like Donald Trump is clearly
fucking out of his mind and nobody is sitting there,
and I just I don't understand, like cool, this happened, great,
but like there's a bigger emergency at hand and it's
the person that's literally but I don't understand that. I
don't know if that was kind of just like what's

(10:55):
the word, not like shading my taste, but what's the words?
But it's also like scouting my judgment or giving me
a bad taste. It's just like where are you right
now where there's an actual crazy fucking person running the countrys.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Like he is doing and trying to dismantle like.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
They just fired somebody for their tweet. Mm hmm, Harry,
what's his face? But like that guy, I mean, the
tweet was right, he was wrong. I read it when
it happened before he got suspended, and I was like.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
This checks this administration is actively trying to silence news
organizations that they don't agree with, So you know, I
think there is you know there's a lot of fear
that is, you know.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
But even I mean even more than that, Like it's
I am equally as frustrated that, Like, no matter what
the transgressions may or may not have been about anything
that happened during Biden in terms of like him running
again and him being old, any of that, I am.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Willing to no matter, I'm willing to concede that, yes,
he should have bowed down, he should have.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Been a transitional president, like he said, I really went
into the election thinking he was, Like that's how I
understood it. Anyway, whatever I digress, no matter how no
matter how much of an issue any like, no matter
how bad any of that was or was not, Like
I think we all agree that what's happening now is
a million times worse. And the problem that's so frustrating,

(12:32):
like to me as well, is that it doesn't seem
to matter. And I don't understand how it doesn't seem
to matter. I don't understand how it's so obvious and
yet like the problem like, Okay, he sent in the
National Guard, trumps into the National Guard and the Marines.
This is scary stuff, but it's like it's not the
first time he's done scary stuff. People voted for him

(12:53):
knowing he had done scary stuff, and they voted for
him again. So then it's like, well, how do.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
We clearly lit fucking care?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
So like it's like if we are the messengers, And
I hate this because we shouldn't have to be like
so self flagellating and really, like, as somebody who enjoys
being right, it makes me really angry, Yeah, to even
like have this thought exercise. But this is where I
kind of came around on our conversation. It's like as
fucking frustrating as it is, like for whatever reason, like

(13:24):
we are not we are not being good messengers because
because your communication is only as good as it is received,
and people don't And this is like, like everything that
happened with Biden is one of the reasons fair or unfair,
like that you can argue, but it's one of the
reasons that people don't trust Democrats. And it sucks, like
it like it drives me insane that we have to

(13:45):
even have this conversation, but we do. And so that's
why I thought it was an interesting conversation. I think
it's worth finishing.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, honestly, I agree. I think that what Tommy said
on Today's Pats in America is something that I have
come to in the last couple of weeks, Like the
exact same thing is that I think that the the
far left, like the Palestine people and the like. And
I know Greg's out there, and I'm not like referring
to you, but I'm saying, like the hardcore people that

(14:13):
are just the Bernie Bros. That are just never going
to vote Democrat, but they say they're Democrats, and then
some of them vote Democrat, but like they spend their
entire time trashing them and giving the right a lot
of ammunition against them, and then you know, some of
them may begrudgingly do it, but then they get really
pissed when stuff like this happens. And I think that

(14:33):
what Tommy said today is absolutely true is that there
needs to be like there needs to be alliances between people,
and it can't be it can't be a one size
fits all person like if you want to if you
want to like you know, be like if you want

(14:54):
to be and listening to the functioning one anyway, listening
to the Gay for New Process thing where like they
were really big on like they're former Republicans. I'm a Democrat,
like we're all like it's we all came together because
we care about America. America. I'm sorry, my accent has
been real weird lately. Jay has even called me out
an I don't talk to anybody during the day, so

(15:16):
I don't know where I'm picking it up from, but
it's it's.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Probably why it's getting weird.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
You're not using really so. But like, I think that
there needs to be alliances, just like in twenty twenty
there were alliances between the never Trumper and the Lincoln
pro people and the Democrats, and guess what happened. We
came together and we defeated Donald Trump. That didn't happen
in twenty twenty four. Look at what happened in France.
All those people came together to beat the far right

(15:42):
party because that's what they had to do. And I
do think that there is something to be said, like
if you want to be pro immigration change but ant
I like just scooping legal citizens up just to meet
a quota, then you're gonna have to accept that you
need to aligned with people that may not believe in
climate change, like Tommy said or something whatever, because you

(16:05):
have to come together for the cause that you're specifically
there for. Because if you think everybody pass a purity test,
like nobody's going to pass it because we're all individuals.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
But I don't want those are mutually exclusive things.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
I think what you're saying is completely right, and I
very much agree, but like I also agree that like
we shouldn't not look at the things we aren't doing right,
like we shouldn't critique and try and prevent ourselves from
making those mistakes. Again, I think both of those things
work in concert together to get.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
But there's like I'm on Twitter and to get us
where we know voices and those loud voices, those loud
voices carry on offline, and I think that it has.
And I would say, just like with the Uncommitted movement,
like there's no real leadership with some of the where

(17:01):
like because I feel like if there was, like with
the protests, Okay, someone needs to be out there and
be like you guys need to do like they did
in Selma, Like you need to show America that you're
not violent. You can't give them these images. It fucking sucks.
You want to show your rage, but like you're playing
a long game and you're just playing. They want it

(17:21):
it is in, It is in Project twenty twenty five.
They did a video thing about and everything how they
are just waiting for some protests to break out so
they can send in the guard, they can call the
Insurressconn Act, and they can blast all these pictures on
Fox News And yeah, it fucking sucks because they just
our chest move ahead of us. But then you need

(17:42):
to make sure that Like it's hard, but like somebody
needs to be the leader that tells everybody. And I
don't know if Nussem's trying to do that or he's
just literally trying to like stay afloat in California, but
like somebody needs to like be like this is what
we're doing.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
I don't know, I don't know it just yeah, but
I still don't think those things are mutually exclusive. Like
I think you can do both, and I think we
need to.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I think we need to do both.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think, you know, like the only way we're going
to get stronger and bring those people in is if
we acknowledge our totally validate, acknowledge their fault, and validate
what people are feeling and rebuild that trust.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
And that's how you bring them back into com.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, but you also can't be held hostage by that stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
And I have seen you can't.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Right, it's like like anything. It's like anything, it's nuance.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Right, you can't.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
And that's what that's what we can really try and
force a world into a binary when there is no
such thing as a binary.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Right, And I exactly like it's exactly that nuance that
the whole conversation around, like the book and everything I
think actually really does a good job of bringing up.
And I would just say, like, I mean obviously, like
I agree too that, like we need to make alliances
with people that don't pass the purity test. I mean,

(19:04):
like I was really pissed in Newsome for like his
comments on trans athletes, but I'm like cheering him on
and his you know, like that's why I still like
I don't want him to be the president, but if he,
like if he was the candidate.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I would still voute for him, like you know, it's right,
Like I get that.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, I would just say that, like the the example
of France, like I agree that we have to do that.
The problem is in France, even like despite the scary
gains that the far right has been like gaining gains
that they've been gaining making despite the scary gains that
they've been making for the past like twenty or thirty years.

(19:45):
I think that there still is like a critical mass
of the French population that understands just how bad the
far right is and just they don't know just how
dangerous that is. I really have they have, They're getting
their equivalents, but they anyway, they still I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't. I mean it's not maybe not as bad, yeah,

(20:05):
I would have to look at it. No, they have
some like very very conservative news but anyway, again, like
I can't say if it's like as bad as pots
or not, but anyway, I mean I think just because
of like the war and shit, like they I don't know,
like the far right has like really cleaned up its image,
but I think people still remember just like the outright
awfulness of the far right of the party, you know,

(20:29):
a couple decades ago, and so they're still willing to
all unite. And I think the problem is here, like
people don't see not enough people see what's happening as
like a far right.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Very It's like we have a very short, short memory
when it comes to politics.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
But again, we're tribal, Yeah, and we don't yeah damn individualism.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, well, and we don't always believe like I don't
know what, like, we're very easily manipulated, manipulated by propaganda.
It's mountain head. Mountain head is happening right now.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Let me let me switch over to the chat real quick.
Greg said the tweet was right at the issue. He's
a legitimate reporter, not some punditive talk show persons. See,
I disagree. He has freedom of speech. He can say
whatever he wants, even if it was in his official capacity.
Because don't forget how many I don't know hundreds of
Fox News reporters who were considered legitimate reporters sat there

(21:25):
and shot on every single asp. How many of them
were making fun of Mayor Pete for taking paternity leave
because her his children were fucking dying in a hospital, like.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Many of them do we consider legitimate journalists?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
But they are, But they are considered legitimate journalists. I'm
not talking about like.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Whoo who thinks that, like other than Fox News watchers.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I would say Fox. But that's the thing they say
that the country preticly prepared from government. Your job, sure,
but you know your job should have your fucking back
when you say something that is actually that bad, like
I don't know, and gives me they they don't want
to get sued again because they fucking cowtow. They got

(22:09):
cocked with the George Stephanopolis thing, and they're letting them
them do that with Terry whatever his face is. And
Mida's touch was like, hey, come work for us. We'll
get you more views than anybody else. I was like,
probably true.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
And then Greg also says new some the podcast such
a terrible approach is butting up some of the worst
or worst I agree about that. Like I at first
I thought, like the very first episode of his podcast,
I was like, this is kind of interesting, and then
like by the second one, I was like, this is
an interesting this is awful.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I have definitely listened to zero of his podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I think I watched you don't have time wait until
you wait.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Until you retire from politics to do a podcast, right,
like come.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
On, does more podcasts than Slate ship stuff, and people
like ye.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
He's actually a super big joke.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
He's the what's the big villain on like General Hospital
that everybody hated he's like that person in the days
of our dictator, like give me, give me a villain.
He's that president.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
I couldn't name you anyways, Like, I.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Know Obama has a podcast and I also haven't listened
to it.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
But no, he doesn't. He has one. Sheldon has her brother. Yeah,
he had one.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I actually have downloaded that I have not listened to. Oh,
that wasn't a podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
That was like a one off.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
It was like a one off thing, yeah, because they
had like they had like a deal with Spotify or
something where they were like that one off.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Was pre pandemic, wasn't it was that it was more recent?

Speaker 6 (23:50):
It was more recent.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I don't know what is time anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well, my name is old, but he was already. You know.
I feel like that's to get to the point where, yes,
do a podcast come on new something?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah. Hey, Also, we didn't talk about how Taco fell.
So you know how every time, you know, Joe Biden
would like trip and it would be like he has dementia.
Twenty fifth fucking Donald Trump fell up the stairs of
Air Force one yesterday and.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
It was a chile human being ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
But you know something now to now, I don't want
to come to his defense. But Marco Rubio also fell
up those stairs, I know exactly. I was like, oh
this is I thought of that. I was like, oh,
this is a mind the bat ship. But Marko fell
a little bit further up than Trump did, So I
was like, what is on these stairs?

Speaker 7 (24:50):
You know?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
True shoes could be slippery, I hear, but I hear
shoes you really gotta like scuff them a bit before
you like climb up a air ramp.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It would have surprised me if somebody gave Marco those
shoes and you know, like to be like whatever, like
atter thing, like, Marco, I'm gonna give you these shoes.
You can't refuse. Trump like fucked it up by falling
it first.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Poor Marco can't can't get anything for just him.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Look, I guess we eight.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Single handedly.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
How many titles does Marco? You don't have that person
that comes out it is at least four. Uh, let's see, okay, Yeah,
may as in May first the Guardian, he has four titles.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's so. I mean, it's been a month, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
So, Oh my god. Yeah, there's a lot going on
here all right. Anyway, And happier news the Tony's Hamilton
Reunited they did.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
It was so good.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
It was like really like the pause and everything that
I needed.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I literally okay, So we Jay was we started eight
so and we figured it would be on like later
in the night, and you know, Jay was watching until
he had do toy yeeks and then the kids went
to sleep and it was nine forty eight when it
came on. And I know this because I had to
memorize the timestamps so Jay could go back and launch
it and it went till nine fifty three or whatever
is five minutes long exactly, So kudos to you Lynn

(26:34):
for sticking to that. But like I literally was like
I was cheering. And then when Christopher Jackson came out
at the end to do the who Lives Your Guy?
Who Tells Your Story? Thing, I was like, yes, the
moment that the movement and the movement also it was

(26:56):
really good highlights so good. So the Anthony Ramos thing,
everybody was wondering like why he was just like on
at the very end. And I've rewatched it a couple
of times because I didn't recognize Ariana Dabo's She looks
in the camera and does the bullet and I was
just like, oh, look they got somebody different. I guess
she wasn't available. Then she presented and I was like wait.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
What Yeah, her hair was different.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Her hair was so different. And I even now like
pausing in at that moment because I've watched that like
four times and I'm like, it just doesn't look.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Like oh see, I thought it did, so.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Did Jay Jay was like because when I first watched,
like he came up after he was done, and I
was like, it was great, but like arm Dabo's wasn't
there for some reason. Anthony Ramos was only there at
the end, but like, I'm not even going to tell
you the rest of it, and he was like, what
are you talking about? She's right there and I was like, huh,
that's not her.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah, Like I watched being like wow, she really is
like so captivating, like your eye goes right.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
She is captivating because once you know who one's I
knew who she was and then rewatched it. I was like, oh, yeah,
she's like all over that shit because she had big
braids that were flying everywhere and you couldn't not see him,
Like I.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Wonder if anybody got whapped in the face with one no,
but it was gonna so Anthony Ramos is filming two
different movies right now apparently, and he couldn't even make.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
The dress rehearsal.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I was gonna say, like, following everything, following all the
Instagram stuff, it did seem like, you know, he was
like flying in from something else.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, that he like literally showed up and they were
like walk across the stage and say he had a
Christopher and like you know sing at the end.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
But it was wonderful. It was a great melody like
Medley and I Yeah, I loved it. So I was
a little random, like the Hercules Mulligan thing coming right
after the the King thing.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Well, I think some of it is like a giving
all of the main characters.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well that exactly, That's what.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
And I'm sure it was.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Also probably like okay, like all these different time signatures
and like keys, like yeah what mathematically Like.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, I was telling Jay before yesterday, I was like,
oh my god, remember we're talking about Mowana and how
you know the you told me like that you could
always know it's a Linden and Well piece because the
key things changes like thirty times. I was like we
were talking about on the broadcast. He was like, what
did Amanda say the same thing? And I was like, yep, she.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Did song that modulates eighteen times.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, music modulates. Sorry us he used modulates, not using
your apologies, but yeah, obviously I'm not in the same
cool modulation club as you two.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Don't modulate the key and not debate with me.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I always think that it's like a very wonderful self awareness.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Oh someone like I was like all over the like
Tony's coverage online and one of the various sites had
had a video where they were asking all of the
Hamilton cast, like what they're favorite lyric was?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, no one had that one.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
No, it was interesting sometimes yeah, yeah, but it was
like interesting to hear like what they all had to say.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
And I'm sort of like, all right, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What were some of the big ones?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
You know, the world was wide enough? Yeah, which is like, yeah,
like just this idea that like we could both co
exist or that everyone can co exist, like there's room
for everybody, you know, immigrants, we get the job done,
you know. It's Nailey Skolsberry was like Okay, here, camera,
look at me, and she's like work, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
The big Tree.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
A couple of people brought up that, like I want
to sit under my own vine and fig tree.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, there's whatever. I'm not sorry that was gonna get
off topic, but I was thinking about like a lot
of reviews for on Monday morning of the Hamilton thing
that I saw, they all referred to it as the
Obama era show, and I'm like, wow, that is actually
kind of shady.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
That is really shady.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
I have not seen that in any of that.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I saw it at least twice.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's kind of messed up.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I don't think it is. I think they're trying to
say like this is like pre Trump, like the Obama
era musical, like they did this, you know, because I
saw it described like qualified as Obama era musical Hamilton twice.
Interesting and I was like, yeah, I'll try to find
what it was.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah, no, I would like to I would like to
see like the full context.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, but I mean it was like you know, it
was reviewing and yeah it was very short. But I
was just like, yeah, you know, that is very shady,
but that is also very true. So yeah, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
But it's like I will also say, and I'm sort
of just thinking about this now. It's just like how
much that music holds up. It's like listening to all
the performances from like this year's Yeah nominee is it's like, yeah,
like Hamilton was so singular, Like all those were really
great performances and like catchy, but like none of I'm
not singing any of those songs, like I'm not humming them.

(32:05):
They didn't grab me in any kind of way that
like Hamilton does, like it is just so singular.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, there's this theory that like for certain because this
was like Neil Gaiman and and had talked about this
and like some one of the other comic bard is
not like Stanley, but one of them. They talked about
how when they like wrote their stuff, it was almost
like the character was in control and like they were

(32:33):
sort of like they were like the can do it
for something else where, Like they just had this just
such inspiration. It was coming through it was coming through them,
And I kind of feel like that might have been
Hamilton just coming through him because this is so perfect.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Well, and I don't know if anyone remembers this, Like
I'm going on like a very deep rabbit hole here
come along. But there was a documentary that great performances
on PBS support your local PBO station people. But around
the time of Hamilton, it was like Hamilton's America and like, yeah,
at the end of it, it's like I remember so clearly,

(33:11):
like Linmonwel Miranda said something to that.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Effect that he's just like, yeah, I just feel like Alexander.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Hamilton was like pulling at me through to time until I.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Because he run the biography at the fucking Beach and
was just like I got to run a musical about that.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, that he just like reached out across time and
like wouldn't let me go until I did this.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, And you know what, if that's true and the
Hamilton that is in the play is the real Hamilton,
then honestly I can see it, like, Yeah, that guy,
that dude really wanted he he wasn't finished writing. He
had grown out of time. Yeah, he was trying to
find more time anyway. All right, So let's move on
real quick. I found this thing on BuzzFeed. Adults are

(33:53):
spilling the sex secrets they learned way too late, and
I'm telling you it's game changing. Are you ready to
learn some sex secrets from BuzzFeed?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Oh my gosh, I've never been more ready for anything.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Hold on, let me move my screen so that way
I can watch you guys at the same time. Don't worry,
They're not that scandalous. It's not an ask reddit, Okay,
BuzzFeed curates them ask read. It just does upbeads of votes.
First one, guys, try not to be shocked. Forty one
year olds and almost forty one year olds. Loub is

(34:30):
good exactly for pair meenopause. Silicone based, nothing but sticky
like water based.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Does you don't say?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
And as soon as I read that, I was like, oh, yes,
let's go by the way, the official question that so
this is from unasked reddit, but BuzzFeed pulled the results
for good ones and it was what's something about sex
nobody warned you about? But should have? Amanda. This was
the second one that I read, and I was like

(35:03):
because Jay was reading this on my shoulder, and I
was like, oh my god, a man and I can
both attest to this. He after almost every time I
have not peed within a half an hour of having sex.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
I ended up with the UTI, Yeah, it happens, It's real.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
It happens. It happened.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
One of the first things I ever learned about sex.
I think before I even had it, Like I I
came into sex knowing that somehow, Oh that's.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Cool I am, And then got a uti and I
learned the hard way.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yeah, that was a stick I made time and time again.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I'm pretty sure we were just like aultivating ut we
had cranberry juice in the fridge. Non, it was like
whining cranberry juice.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
At one point in my like young adult life, I
switched over to the cranberry pills instead of the juice.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's right, I never did that, But.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
That's so smart, more more efficient because the cranberry juice
has sugar, which is going to make it worse.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Oh good point. Yeah, you gotta get the cranberry concentrate
as you get older. That's what you can do. Yeah yeah,
or p Why do we know this because we live
together and we both got ut eyes after fucking not
each other, but other people.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Because women's are compared to men's.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes, all right, all right, Well the awkward stuff. Everybody
hypes it up as super smooth, steamy experience, but nobody
mentions the weird noises, the random leg cramps, or when
you accidentally bunk heads mid kiss. Also after cares a thing,
whether it's cuddling, chatting, or just laying there in silence,
that little window can really mean a lot. Nobody really Yeah,

(36:45):
I know right, they skip right to the wild stuff
and forget the emotional bits. See that's the thing is. Yeah,
at some point you have to be like emotional bits
or uti prevention. Yeah, this one is actually I honestly,
I do think this one is actually pretty accurate this

(37:08):
next one. When the sex is good, it's ten percent
of the relationship. When it's bad, it's ninety percent of
the relationship. Best explanation I have heard is that sex
and relationship is like toilet. The toilet in your house.
It's not why you bought the house. You don't show
it off to your friends. But if it's not working,
you have to stop everything and fix it.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I do find that. Yeah, all right, next up, Okay,
this one is just a funny story, so take it
for what you will. Communication is key, especially if you're
trying anything new, but also to check in and ensure
things are going well. I once had a Charlie horse

(37:50):
during sex so bad that I screamed and he thought
it was good. Un telling your real life is actually
in paint and crying.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
We stopped and massaged my calf, rehydrated, regrouped, and everything
was great. After a good laugh and how we both
managed to not communicate. I woke with one the other night,
so we we had my grandma's ninety fifth birthday party
and the kids and I we flew to New York.
We were delayed. We were supposed to land at eight thirty.

(38:23):
We were delayed, so we ended up landing at ten.
But like, uh, at the party end of the Saturday.
That was Friday night, I wore heels for the first
time in like four years or something. I woke so
we had to be at JFK at six o'clock in
the morning, so we had to wake up at four o'clock.
I woke up at three twenty with a Charlie horse
that went like just straight down my calf. Oh, it

(38:47):
was awful. And then I was just like Colin, you've
got forty minutes until your alarm goes off, go back
to sleep. But I was in so much pain. Got work, yeah,
and then yeah, then it was just it was so sore.
It was so sore, and I just couldn't go back
to sleep. So anyway, all.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Right, one of the reasons why I stay so hydrated.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I think for me too, for me too, because all
the time in college and it was awful, awful. I
had the worst Charlie horse of my life. It was
December when I was pregnant with Alex and I was
also wearing heels. Actually, so I was at like thirty
four weeks, thirty five weeks and I we're heels to

(39:28):
Jay's holiday party. And I've never been I like, obviously,
I've been in more pain like childbirth since then, but
like Charlie Horse wise, it has never been more painful
than that night because Jay, like I woke up screaming.
Jay was rubbing it. I was rubbing it, That's what
she said, I know met and like it was just
like so fucking stubborn and it was like all up

(39:49):
and down my calf. And ever since then, I was like,
I will drink I will I hate bananas, I will
eat a banana, I will drink gatorade, I will drink water,
anything to never have to do this.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I mean, it's one banana. How much can it costs?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Okay, I made that today. I love this joke. So
much it literally pops up in my life every day. Okay.
This next one is how often I would have to
hold in farts. Sometimes I focus on that more than
the pleasure of it all.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I have done that before, Yeah, sir, nothing kills the mood.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Nothing kills the mood, and be like, oh, please don't
fart right now, Please don't fart right now? Uh, the
wet spot. And how often by magical transference, I am
the one sleeping on it. Yes, suh, I've had to
put I had to. Sometimes we preemptively put towels down

(40:51):
because I'm like, I'm not lotting laundry tonight or just
really good of.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Kind of like rollings, yes, yes, yes, to avoid it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, you're like, let's go to the bed tonight.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Like parcouring out of bed to avoid at exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
But I do have what I do, Like I know
which towels to put over the wet spot if I
really need to, the ones that are fluffy. Let's see
how painful it can be when someone hits your cervix. Yes,
so men out there listening, all five of you, If

(41:35):
you don't know, our cervix rises up and down depending
on our cycle and when we're ovulating, it gets real, real, real, real, real,
real low, so you can catch the you know, fertilized egg, and.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Then it is extremely efficient.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yes we are. That's why are we also like get
bloated and cranky all the time because we're fucking picture
of clock working inside like in the night before Christmas,
the mouse clock. It's like that all the time. And
then yeah, add some like you know, the scales in
it too anyway, so like you know, it gets real

(42:10):
low so that way we can catch like the ferutilized egg,
and then it closes up, whether catching anything or not,
and then it goes back up after we are not ovulating,
and it gets real, real hard anyway, when it's lower,
you can So I'm so sorry if I am bursting
anybody's bubble and you thought that you like were very
well in down and you were just hanging cervix because

(42:30):
of that.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
But there are certain times in the month where it's
easier to do that.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, it's very much easier. And I'm not saying that
you don't have a big dick, like congratulations, but like
Amanda said, there are certain times of the month the.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Target's a little closer.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, exactly. Sometimes you're shooting at. If I knew target shooting,
I would make a metaphor here, like sometimes you're shooting
at the like little arrow, and sometimes you're shooting at
the big one, or like.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
The three point line and the foul line.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, but like, because we're women and we accommodate men,
we try to make it as easy as possible for you,
like bulls eye right here, right here, let me closer
to make it easier for you. Oh, sweetie, you can't

(43:21):
see that far, you can't swim that far. Here we go.
It's a long journey anyway, long story short, it can
be very painful if somebody who's.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, there we are.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Also I hope I just gave the right information, but
I'm pretty sure I did.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah, Okay, yeah, you look that up. You can. If
I'm wrong, we can redo it and we can still
make fun of shit. Let's see, we're actually we're just
about done. I wish somebody had told me about that.
After sex smell meed, a co co worker used to
hook up before work. One of my other co workers

(44:06):
would look at me and be like, really, dude, were
y'all fucking in the parking? I thought he saw us,
but he said he smells.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Are your hands. I don't feel like that's the smelliest part.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, have you heard about the wet spot?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Okay, so we did get it absolutely wrong, guys.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Okay, doctor, doctor Internet, Okay, that you were correct that
the cervix gets softer, but it.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Does rise higher. Oh, but it becomes more open.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
So that's how it's like here, let me make the
target bigger for you.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Lord.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, and it gets lower it drops back down. So
the closer you get to your period, the lower your
cervix is. So that's that's what you have to worry about.
So if you ever noticed it it feels a little different,
like closer to your period, it's because your cervix is lower.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
At that time it becomes firmer, so like it's also harder.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
And then it hurts. Yeah, so I guess I can
I can amend what I just said. So we don't
try to make it easier for you.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
You're making it easier because you're making the open target
that it's an it's more open. So it's like it
you know, Okay, it is easier.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
It just they do have to go a little free.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I thought that after like you ovulate it went up
because it's like protecting it like I thought. But whatever,
it doesn't matter. Obviously, I haven't had to read about
this for eight years, so I forgot everything. Don't give
me a test I won't pass. All right, let's finish
this up. Apparently Greg learned super early as well.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
To be a faird agree with that human that comment
a long time?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh ship, when did he make that?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I think it was before we even started talking about sex.
Oh shit, I think Greg. Let me know if I'm wrong,
But I thought I saw that there in regards to
the previous conversation, but I like it here.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Okay, well then I thank you, Amanda. I'm not even
gonna take all that out because at this point it
doesn't even matter, but thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Record. We do our journalistic exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Thank god I don't work for ABC. They might fire me.
All right, We got two more left. The next one
is how long orgasm can take for women and how
that's completely normal and should be respected. I was raised
pretty sex positive too, but I sort of figured it
would go a lot faster than it does when I'm alone.
For many people of any sex, We're here for a

(47:12):
good and long time, and just remember, if it takes
a long time for you, it could also take a
long time for somebody else. And you know what, doesn't
mean there's anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
The next one is the last one. It's okay to laugh.
I was aggressively making out with my then girlfriend. Our
tops came off, and when I went to the foot
of the bed to pull her pants off, and I
went to the foot of the bed to pull her
pants off. As soon as they were off, I looked
up and she yelled surprise. She had tights on underneath.
I couldn't stop laughing at how adorable it was, which

(47:46):
I really do think that is so cute.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
That is really cute. This one.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Sex is marketed as something that is essential for human connection,
but it is more more than possible to have beautiful
romantic connections without sex, which I totally agree with. And
then finally, one more that with a long term partner,
every once in a while it won't be the best,
and that's okay. Sometimes y'all just aren't vibe in the
same doesn't mean you're not attracted to each other anymore.

(48:12):
Give it a night or two, and when you're comfortable
going at it again, it will be better. Don't blame
yourself and don't blame your partner. I like that because
it highlights the fact again that we are all individuals.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
And sometimes you know, we're all rely on our chemistry.
Sometimes people just don't lie, and that's okay.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
And everything is relative.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Sometimes it's like, you know, you're bringing you're bringing everything
from your day thus far, you're weak thus far, and.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
Sometimes you're just like not, You're just not there.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, and that's okay because we're all humans.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, life doesn't revolve around sex.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
It's just a pabby, little cheeryon yeah Sunday.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Should you like that toilet house analogy?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I do like the toilet house analogy to actually made
that up, Like, kudos to you, you got it, you win.
Sex is a toilet Just kidding.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I mean, I feel like maybe maybe life does revolve
around sex when you're twenty, but like you're not. You're
also not twenty forever. Yeah, not that it's not important,
but it's just like.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah, it becomes one of many important things that make.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Your right the totality of your life.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
If you do have a long term partner, Like, think
about how many times in your life.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
Like thousands person, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I mean whatever. I'm obviously call it the penultimate.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
And we're back. Greg clarified that he was talking about
he learned super early about peeing after sex as well.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Yeah, indeed, like, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Getting the feedback. So the first thing I had Channy
pull aside for me actually was after the Elon and
Donald break up on Twitter, back before we realized that,
you know, they had a lot of tricks up their sleeve.
People were starting to declare their top like five to
ten days on Twitter, and it got me thinking, because

(50:44):
we've done so many Twitter parties on this app, on
this app, on this show. But he got me thinking,
so like this one specific one said. The first one
was Musk declares war on Trump to Trump gets COVID three.
We learned Luigi about Luigi Luigi the billionaires somewhat missing.

(51:06):
I missed that day completely. Oh, I had completely forgotten
about it. That was on so many regularly, That is
so many I think.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Like millionaires going to try to see the Titanic, and
I just think, like, what are the millionairess sorry not millionaires, billionaires,
what are the billionaires? I could have been interested in
exploring the depths of you know places anyway, Yeah, think
about it a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, apparently a lot of people do, because that was
apparently a great day on Twitter, Like I said, I
missed it. And then the legit question for rural Americans,
how do I kill thirty to fifty faral hogs?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I remember that day, and that day was Okay. I
was at my very old job in our first office.
That was a fucking amazing day. So this there were
I I don't remember this, Okay, I didn't know about this.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I had to ask.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I want to say it was like twenty eighteen, the
thirty to fifty Okay, let me see my memories correct
before I google it. I think this happened sometime around
after that Las Vegas shooting, the day that after, right
the day before Tom Petty died, where the guy like
the shut up whatever, you know Las Veggas shooting. Yeah,

(52:27):
And I feel like a few days or weeks later,
like because people were calling for like more gun before
and this guy gets on Twitter and he was like
legitimate question like how do what do I what gun
do I use? Then if you're gonna shoot, if you're
going to ban guns, then, uh, how do I kill
the thirty to fifty faral hogs that run into my

(52:50):
yard when my small kids play? And everybody was just
like remember this, it was fucking wild, like it was.
I don't think people understood it was real at first.
And then you had a whole bunch of people like no,
like this is like legit, and then everybody had to
like adjust there whatever. But by then it was too
late because they were just having so much fucking fun
with the question. Okay, so let me when did the

(53:13):
thirty to fifty feral hogs questions start?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
It's a hell of a thing to google.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I know, it's a fucking hell of it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
It was August, okay, so it should get you an
answer quickly.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
It was very precise. Okay, it was August twenty nineteen,
I think. Look, okay, the best I can find it
was either July or August twenty Okay, here go. Jason
Isbel accidentally started the faral hogs meme. This is from
August sixth, twenty nineteen. Okay. Yeah, and his question was
legit question for rural Americans? How do I kill the
thirty to fifty feral hogs? That run in my yard

(53:49):
within three to five minutes when my small kids play,
and it just it was August fourth, twenty nineteen, and
like I said, it was just app panemonium. People are
just like, what the fuck are you talking about? And
it kind of was one of those days that was
like highlighted the divide between Roll America and like everybody else,

(54:11):
but also it was really fucking funny. So we got
me thinking about my top five days on Twitter. And
we've had some great Twitter parties on this show, which
I'm kind of sad because I tried to like do
a search for Twitter Twitter party or whatever, and it
just showed me either the word Twitter or the word party.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So it didn't actually probably not usually in our in
our outline.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah no, there's a couple. No I searched on the
actual speaker thing. Yeah, so like the Ted Cruz porn
party the day that we did that, Ted Cruise saying
that came up. But then also like party like it's
our first birthday, party like it's our second birthday, the
third Zoom party like it's our fourth. But so yeah,

(54:57):
it wasn't. It wasn't the greatest, So just bye by memory.
Feel free to if you remember anything, I would say
that the keep its livil War Twitter party was amazing.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
That was amazing. Like I don't think the Trump getting COVID.
I mean, the Trump getting COVID day was fucking amazing,
But I don't think the Twitter party was as good
as the day that Trump got convicted of thirty four felonies.
I sent you guys a lot of screencaps of pictures
that day, and it was glorious. It just made me
feel so good inside. Luigi was a great day, I'll

(55:33):
give them that. I don't know if it was like
my top five, but like Luigi was was a top
tier day on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
And specifically for any of the listeners, it was learning
that he's hot. That was fun.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yeah, learning that he's hot, but also just the whole
thing in general, like uh, because there were also other
ones that like kind of encompassed a little bit more
like Luigi as a whole. But yes, learning that he
is hot, sub going missing, I don't remember that at all.
I just must have been somewhere for that when it happened.

(56:05):
But okay, so some of the other ones underneath I
would also agree with. So the four seasons total landscaping
was really good. That was a amazing day.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Where is Rudy these days?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Come on, where is Rudy these days?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Don't if you say his name three times, he's gonna
come back.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Don't he said it twice, don't say it again. The
ship getting stuck in the sews canal, that one was
a great That was great, but that wasn't like top
two day. The day that Luen died was a good
day on Twitter too, but I don't think it was
like again, I feel like that was like six through
ten or five through whatever. The day Trump got shot.

(56:46):
That day was just fucking nuts. The African American Navy
Day also known as so you ever hear? Yeah? Yeah,
I again it was. There was a screen based yeah
who had a post an article and it was talking

(57:11):
about Trump Trump wants a much bigger Navy but it
was an N instead of a B. And Twitter like
literally went it down with that and it was. That
was also a fucking day.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
But I had I it took me out.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
You see the picture. Yeah, I think the Scaremoucie Day
was great. That was fun. But also, and I don't
think it's on here, but one of my favorite days
was hold on, is it on here? Oh my god,
I just lost it from my mind.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Oh my god, uh.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Shit, oh no, oh no. It was one of my
favorite days and I just lost it. Okay, that's fine,
that's fine. Oh okay, got it. The Montgomery boat brawl,
like do you guys? I think I showed you that
when it happened. But the there was a there was
a black party that fought a white supremacist party and

(58:16):
on Montgomery on the docks, and it was just amazing because.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Cool, yeah, yeah, I remember that now, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
That one. That was an spectacular day on Twitter, like
just the videos, the memes, everything, Like I would put
that in the top five just because it was so
I want to say, random, but also like badass and
like just you know, just the memes are great. And
then like somebody just picked up the chairs and started

(58:44):
hitting them and it was just like everything was.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Just so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Anyway, all right, yes, thank you Shandy for reminding me that. Okay,
moving on, sorry very quickly, Nandy says regarding Survivor, I've
done a full rewatch twice. I'm toy with the idea
of starting another rewatch before fifty. Please talk me out
of it, Mandy, you can switch. No, it's a lot.
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
That's a lot of TV, it's a lot of seasons.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
No, go on Twitter and find some parties, or go
on Blue Sky. I'm trying to get more in Blue Sky.
I went back on last night and I was like, please, people, friends,
keep me engaged. I just can't quit that other app
where it's just like a train wreck all the time, Manny,
just don't do it. Like honestly, I don't even know
how I can talk you out of it. Like I

(59:33):
would say, read a book, but you like read plenty
of books, Like I don't know. Watch a new series.
You can like totally watch a new series. We can
give you suggestions. Reacher very fun, stupid but fun. Will
Trent very fun, Elle's Beth fun.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I just finished and I just finished The Richest Jumpstones
very fun.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Oh yeah, I've heard that's great.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Yeah, Daniel was watching that for a while. Yeah, pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Kathy Bates in Matlock very fun. Lots of stupid things
you can watch on Paramount without having to watch Survivor.
Greg says, scary, yeah, Greg says the Oscars where Will
Smith slaped Chris Rock was incredible, and all time favorite
tweet was from Judd Apatow, who started off with he

(01:00:20):
could have killed him. I died of laughter. I remember
that tweet too. It was just like my dude, he
slapped him on the face like my children regularly slapped
themselves across like each other, across the face. Ain't nobody
gonna kill each other? Yes, it's so ridiculous. All right,
we've got that's what she said, and we've got an

(01:00:42):
email from Andy. What do you want to do first?

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I can read the Andy update?

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Okay, let's do it, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Eight years of Andy's virginity. Hey, Brod's. As I'm writing this,
it is the eighth anniversary of my first episode, which
just happened to on six nine. So happy anniversary, have you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Universary?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Follow up anniversary? Happy anniversary? Following up. On last week,
I went to a chess club held at my local library. Unfortunately,
I felt out of place since all but one person
there were around twenty five years younger than me. Really wasn't. Yeah,
one who wasn't, I'm pretty sure was one of my
old old high school teachers, which was awkward. Well, it's

(01:01:27):
a step and I'll have to keep looking into library
events and meetup or some other opportunities to get out there.
To be honest, I've been feeling a little bit in
a funk happy Men's Mental Health month. I just hit
ten years at my current job, and that milestone doesn't
sit well with me. I've complained a lot about this

(01:01:47):
to you and my therapist, but just having that ten
year chunk of time behind me really hits. I expect
it to be a lot further long than I am,
and that regret gets me in a cycle of feeling
bad about wasting a deck, which only eats up more time.
My therapist knows this all too well, but I don't

(01:02:07):
want to seem like I've completely given up. I made
an effort to check something out this past week. That's
a thing I haven't really done outside of my friend
group since lockdown. I'm realizing as as I'm typing this,
so another win. I know I need to give myself
a break for weathering the storm that is twenty twenty
five America. I think it'd be a bigger problem if

(01:02:30):
I wasn't feeling worn down by the times. But the
story goes on, and while the bad parts have been
going on and on and on and on. Eventually they won't.
We have to keep on going as we look out
for each other and get through this on the other side.
So thank you for reading my notes for another year,
and here's to some good things happening in the next one.

(01:02:51):
Hashtag eight years with hers Andy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, I know that is that's totally wild, but I
will dig in. I think that's amazing that you went
to the chess club, even if everyone there was way
younger than you except for your possible form or teacher. Honestly,
like it doesn't It's like, I mean, we've talked about
this before, and I know that you're not like doing
this like just to like, you know, get a date

(01:03:19):
with someone, Like I know that's not you, but I
just wanted to reiterate that, like it's all just about
getting out there, building community, doing things, meeting friends potentially,
which you know, if like your future significant other isn't
it this chess club, like she might in some way

(01:03:40):
be connected to it that you just don't see now,
or to something else, And this is the opportunity. This
is like the thing that got you kind of back
out doing things, which led to maybe something totally different,
which then you know, so kudos to you for getting
back out there and doing something that you like, it's
a little bit maybe out of your comfort zone. I

(01:04:00):
think that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, I totally agree. I don't like milestones or milestones,
but you can get ignore them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Yeah, I mean I think, like, like for the job,
I understand that you don't necessarily want to keep working
there forever, but like try to like take it in
a different way where it's like a badge of honor
even if it's not the job you want to do. Yes,
you have a decade experience. Yeah, you have a decade
of experience under your belt in all the different things

(01:04:33):
that you do at your job. And that's to me,
that's commendable. It's I remember when when I kind of
started getting like enough years in my current career where
I was like, oh, I like I now am one
of those people that has experience, Like I can I
could potentially negotiate from more pay at like if I

(01:04:56):
change jobs, or I could you know, I can say
that I have X amount of years of experience, and like,
even if it's not the job you want to do forever,
there's always like Yeah, parts of that experience that are transferable,
you know that you can be like, yeah, I have
significant experience in this area or that area.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
So yeah, you know, and in those ten years we've
been through how many recessions the job market? Like you've
managed to maintain a job in for ten years and
not a lot of you know, there's all of people that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Can't say that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
So it's you know, and it's always better to look
for a new.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Job while you have one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Yeah, there is that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Yeah, yeah, Greg jokes. There are a few high school
teachers that I had that I would date. Now I
think I'm old enough.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Hah ha.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Yes, Now if it's not like I'm a crone situation,
then yes, now, Okay, I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
We were talking about one of my high school teachers
the other day. Well, because like she and I have
like kind of kept in touch. But it's funny because
like I was in her class when I was a
senior in high school. So I was like seventeen eighteen
and she was like twenty eight and I clearly remember
she was pregnant with her first kid and she told
us in Spanish like I am going to have a
bab And I was the only one who was like,
oh my my congratulations, just like man high school student.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Her baby is like going to college.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Now yeah he's like graduated. He like has a master's degree.
But yeah, no, it's pretty wild anyway. But anyway, like
thinking back to that experience, I was like, oh, yeah,
like she's ten years older than me, Like that is nothing. Yeah,
we're totally peers now like she was my teacher and

(01:06:40):
like yeah, you know, it's very profreshed, but like yeah,
so there you go. Greg, do you have any like
former Spanish teachers or ten years old? Maybe not this time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
He says he's legit friends with an old English teacher
on Facebook and she is now single. But I think
it'd be too holly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Probably you don't know that. You don't know that until
you try.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Yeah, can I tell you this heart, go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It was like way before we started.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Sorry shady am, I frozen issue frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Now you're back. Yeah, I'm back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
You're just frozen, I said after the wet Patch is
going to be our new watch out of the icy bed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Yes, no, there was. I can't remember I mentioned this
in the post podcast, but it happened like quite a
while ago. I was I think probably in my mind,
I was still living in What's fun. But when I
when I was like somewhere in my twenties grad school
or like right after, I went to a New Year's

(01:07:50):
Eve party and one of my middle school teachers was there,
and it blew my fucking mind. I mean I didn't
date her or anything, but just to end up at
a New Year's Eve party. Yeah, and it was again
like she's probably like fifteen years older than me. It
was wild. So, yeah, Greg, I understand if you're feeling

(01:08:13):
awkward because I did not date her, and I still
felt awkward just being at a party with her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Alex's first grade teacher, his current teacher right now is
the mom of one of his ex friends, and he's
been so we didn't get a party in twenty in
a six year old party because it was twenty twenty
and we didn't get to you one twenty.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Wait, what are we at twenty five?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
What are we twenty five? Ye? So twenty twenty one,
we all wore masks and I took them all to
the movie theater. Twenty twenty two, twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I don't fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Remember whatever So's he's been in her Zachary's class since
kindergarten and he's come to all her parties as is she.
And last year she was at the party and she
was like, oh, Alex might be my student next year
because we have different we're broken up by tracks, so
there's only two teachers per track that you can get
and uh, you know, now whatever. And this year she

(01:09:04):
didn't come to the whole party. She said she had church.
But I don't know if she just was trying to,
like because Alex also had friends there too from his class.
I know she was trying to just like whatever. But
like she came for the last like half hour of
the hour of the party and she said hi to Alex,
and I think that she was probably worried, like oh
my god, it is like is this going to be awkward?
And I was just like, Yo, what's up, miss be

(01:09:25):
And then just like was the ignored her for the
rest of the time, like literally ignored her the whole
rest of the time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Yeah, well, there you go, and twenty years they'll end
up at the same New Year's Eve party.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yep, exactly, exactly. Real quick, before we move on to
the master, she said, that's what she said. Uh, somebody
highlighted that there were so, you know, the accusations that
all the right wing people are getting paid to do

(01:09:58):
Russian talking points and ever, and they get there, they'll
basically tweet the same thing. So this morning, between three
pm on June ninth and ten pm and June ninth,
Matt Walsh, our favorite, Charlie Kirk and Jack probo pos
A Bic he's another right wing influencer, they all tweeted

(01:10:21):
this exact same thing and it was it's times ban
third world immigration legal or illegal. We've reached our limit
and have a huge cultural, educational, housing, financial, and essential
services problem to fix now because of it, we need
a net zero immigration moratorium with a ban on all

(01:10:42):
Third worlders. And they basically all have something that is
almost the exact same with just like different punctuation. So
if you sit there and you want to thinking going
on there, they're all making I mean, it was also
in Project five that they're going to pay influencers to

(01:11:05):
give the same talking points and these people are getting
rich off of making America less great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yeah, as Greg said, one of them was worded a
little differently, but the other two were close, were close
obviously coordinated. Yeah, the Matt Walsh one stopped at the
net zero immigration thing and just said, we cannot be
the world soup kitchen anymore. And then the other two
kept with the immigration moratorium thing. But like, come on,

(01:11:35):
net zero immigration moratorium, that's something that two different people
happened to think of off the top of their heads, right, exactly, exactly.
So anyway, let's do the master, she said, and then
let's call it a night.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Let's do it all right. You can't do it without
your life jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
That's where I saw her holding them. Oh girl, I
feel that white spot.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
At one point it was perfectly symmetrically round.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
I keep touching it every so often.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I was so close.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
I love when you pull it off.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
I think it's different strokes for different folks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Can I do it once a week?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Every time I wash it off, my skin is glowing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
Stand by that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Sometimes I just get lazy slash ambitious and I use vesseling,
which works.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Throw it back to your previous comment in the middle section.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Also, it's just the everything cream.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
The bigger ones can look like small little whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
They had to do it over zoom.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
All right, I think That's where we end it real quick.
Greg had some last minute feedback in the chats. I
couldn't find it when I was looking earlier today, but
I saw a quote from Minnesota Republican saying something like, yes,
Jesus says we should care for our neighbors, but this
is not the case. It was in the context of
stopping healthcare to undocumented immigrants. I just felt like the
quote was the perfect encapsulation of modern Christianity. Yes it is,

(01:13:35):
which isn't actually Jesus Christianity. It is something like health
but not for thee Jesus for me, but not for you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Yes, mind, Jesus mine mine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
You can't have him, he's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
But I also I love what he preached. I just
don't want you to have it. I just don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
I just don't want to do it. Any of us
do it personally.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Matt says, well, we all know that famous Jesus quote,
but not in this case.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Feed the hungry, but not in this case, not those
hungry people.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Make sure Jeff Bezos has enough food before you can
feed the hungry. All right, On that note, everybody, thank
you for listening. Thank you for listening. Please join us
next week. We'll be live on June seventeenth for our
tenth ninth, tenth ninth birthday, ninth birthday party. It's gonna
be it's gonna be a blast. I'm gonna actually like
prepare shit. I think maybe what do I usually do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
I'll figure it out. I've got a whole week. But yes,
nine o'clock, join us here. I'll put the links on
the social if you want to be a patron, Patreon
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Feedback is the broadcaster scree at gymal that commor give
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three seven three or when you put on face you

(01:15:00):
can leave that there too. All right on that note,
though it does anybody have anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
No, okay, On that note, we'll talk to you next week.
We'll see you next week, hopefully. I cannot believe it.
That's fucking nuts. All right on that note.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
My name is Colleen, my name is Amanda, and I'm Shandy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
He's sad, everybody, Bye bye