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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, we're the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
People say, we podcast around, but we're too busy drinking
and hope and the Andy gets down.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yes, hello, and welcome to the broadcast. Or the man
is Shandy and Colleen. My name is Colleen.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
My name is Amanda, and I'm welcome to the show everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
This is season nine, episode forty five, Episode four hundred
and five. But most importantly, it is our ninth birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yes, from earlier, and he was like, he was like,
I thought you said it was the tenth.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
No, we started season next year.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Never completely kind of he was like, yeah, kind of
kind of wouldn't it wouldn't be a show without robot Shandy.
But yeah, he was like, it's like I thought I
thought it was the it was your tenth berth. Then
I was like, I mean literally like this every year,
(01:07):
this is always the question. Yeah, it's we are ending
our ninth season. It's been nine years, yes, and season
ten starts next week, so right, correct?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I don't know, just does just does?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay? There we go?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
We go anyway. I am wearing with a very big
control top for our first season the I'm with hers
tank top so good.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I wore it this morning to work out. Oh no,
I love that I did. Mine does not look as
good as yours. Mine is very faded. I think too
many rounds in the washing dryer combo unit has destroyed it.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I stopped putting it. I started washing it with the
delicate cycle.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh we watch everything cycle.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Okay, I don't. I do normal for most things, but
with the cool setting for the temperature, because as my
pediatrician told me to do. She was like, if you're
using so, you don't need to do like hot or
warm unless there's like poop in it.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And I was like, well, you know, you never know,
and sorry, shirt laundry.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
My my ting top is probably is still pretty intact.
It hasn't been washed for a while because I haven't
worn it for a really long time. Because I haven't
it would.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, it's like been two or three years. But I
was wearing an active until you know what. I talked
to Jacob. I talked to Jacob a couple of weeks ago.
He's gonna make us make us a tenth anniversary, tenth
birthday logo it He had the I'm with hers Broad's
fifth anniversary, Yes, and I will. I'll send you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
New shirts great new decade new shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I like decade new shirt exactly. Good times. Anyway, how's
it going? I want to say, what's up? But I
know the answer is literally fucking everything because since you
recorded last the entire world has imploded.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh my god. It's just every day a new horror
awaits us.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Seventeen thousand new hor no literally like multiple new horrors, horrors.
I can't say it that word. With my accident. It
makes me feel bad. Some like a billion new ones
every day, every week, every day, every day, every minute,
like just today.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hurdling towards World War three. It's great mm.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Hmm, which you know hashtag the president of no new
wars right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Day one.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
The amount of people on Twitter that I've seen that
are like, well, we didn't know what Kamalas stood for.
And I'm like, motherfuckers. It just like with Hillary, like
it was it was all out there, just.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Like you just didn't then you.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Could have found the answer want to want to?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, And you didn't know what Trump stood for.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And that's exactly it is. So many people forgot. But
we talked about this, like the amount of young people
because it was younger people that just couldn't vote in
twenty sixteen because they were like, you know, twelve years
old or whatever, like they fucked us.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
And I say that because the amount of because we
give boomers a hard time, but the amount of older
people that I have seen like evidence of them, and
please in a chat, let me know, like the amount
of older people I have seen that have shown up,
it is inspiring because I think those are.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The people that are like, that's what Saturday was.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Please before we give the older generation their flowers, couldn't
I just can I just pose it that maybe we're
at the best generation.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
A we're the ones that are showing up the most.
And I think it's funny there's been this whole discourse
and I don't know if you've seen this online this
week where like there's that sign where the woman was
like if Kamala was president, we'd be at brunch and
like it's now you know, it's now become hat a leftist.
(05:20):
I know it's I was like you were, but it's
become now like a leftist versus a liberal thing, and
the lines are clearly drawn, and I think I identify with
the liberals more than the leftists because the leftists are
now the ones that are like the the movements that
are the Bernie movements that are like, we hate Democrats,
we don't want to vote for them. We're gonna spend
all our time shitting on them and then going to
(05:42):
vote for Jill Stein. And that's kind of what it
has now broken down into. But you know, they've been
online like being like white white liberal women are they
just care about going to brunch. They don't care about
the fact that they were deportations before then, And it's like, motherfucker,
there wasn't fascism but before then, like people could care
about newportations. But also not like like it's almost like
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they're like the Catholics of fucking politics, where they have
to be aggrieved about something like they're just the other
side of MAGA. And it's just it's just been crazy
to see the divide and I'm kind of like, yeah,
I'm with the liberals, like you guys need to like people.
You need people to show up because.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
People eating your own man, right, and people show we're
fucking dead right on the same team exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
But yes, Shandy, you want to a protest in Monterey? Right?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, it was great it was good, Like I really like,
I love this whole like reclaiming the flag thing, so
many American flags and as somebody who like my first
political rally march that I ever participated in was you know,
(07:07):
against the impending war after nine to eleven. The flag
hasn't really always been like something that I would ever
wave where feels fascist. I've always thought that, So it's like,
you know, that's that's kind of always been like a
kind of X spot for me. But like I'm getting
into this like reclaiming it because you shouldn't be able
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to use it if you want, if you support authoritarianism.
So but it was really cool too because Okay, so
first of all, from a purely like pr point of view,
a bunch of people carrying around American flags like in
a peaceful, joyful gathering, it's much more difficult to you know,
like make them paint them as like the bad guys.
(07:51):
For one thing, older folks, Yeah, I don't know if
it's just Monterey where like the average age excus older,
but there were a lot of older folks. They definitely
shut up loved that. There is this dude who came
so afterwards like a friend I went and had a
drink a brewery nearby afterwards, and we're sitting at the
bar and this guy's in and he's wearing like a
(08:13):
veteran hat and he had his little American flag. He's
like this older gentleman. I think he said he was
seventy two. So we've ended up chatting time with him. Anyway,
walked in and he's like, I think he like had
a motorcycle, so he like also had like the jacket
and everything. He walks in older fight like you know, marriage.
(08:37):
Under other circumstances, you would have maybe thought he leaned
a different way. But it was like I knew that
he had just been at the march, Like that's what
that flag told me. And we ended up and like anyway,
he was like a really cool dude. But yeah, it
was fun. It was good, like you know a little
(08:58):
bit better.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah, there's this amazing just like with the April fourth marches,
there's this amazing video of people coming like you know,
olderly people coming out of a like like a senior
living facility, and they they have clearly they have somebody's
kid or somebody younger videoing for them. Because like the
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first lady that comes out is like is it on
with her walker? And then and you know, somebody's voice
that sounds younger is like, yep, you're recording. And then
they all just come out with their flags and their
signs and it's amazing, and I'm like, and I that
was the very first video I saw watching on Saturday, Oh,
(09:42):
with the flag and stuff like there is sort of
like when you're watching these things, there are people that
are at the protest, Like it just teaches you not
to stereotype because you're like, oh, wow, like I would
never have guessed that this person would have, you know,
bit at something like this, and yeah, maybe this person
doesn't feel the same way that I feel about you know,
(10:04):
student loans. But we need these people because right now
we're all against our guns, like losing our country, and
it's kind of cool the way that people can come
out and come together even if we're not all on
the same side in general.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right, because really, at the end of the end of
the day, Like that's what democracy should be, right that
like we all come together for the betterment of our
shared society. Like we've all bought into this, this contract,
and so like we should all work together, work through
our differences to make it as best as it possibly
(10:39):
can be.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Let me go real quick to the chat. Greg says,
war is coming. Yeah, we'll talk about in a second.
Judy says, so hard to keep up with what's going
on right now. This isn't what he promised. Yeah, yes
it is. And that's the thing is like, yeah, he said,
which puts for those listening at home great. The uncommitted
(11:03):
movement was like sending letters to Donald Trump and posting
on social media like we're the ones that changed the
election and swung it towards you, and if you go
to war with Iran, we will mobilize against you. And
it's like, motherfuckers, what are you gonna do? Like, what
are you couldn't do? Now? The point to mobilize against
him was a forehead too late, and I get it,
(11:26):
like I get whatever. But also at the same time,
it's not seeing the forest for the trees, and the
time to see the fucking trees was in November, right,
Greg says, I think some of the older folk have
finally hit their limit with the mega agenda. One of
my college Bible professors has gone full on anti Trump
(11:48):
and even went to a no King's protest. He constantly
gets shipped on Facebook from his friends who think he's
lost it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Good for him, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, and I think thinking because you're speaking down about.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I mean truly, it is like it's like looking through
the looking glass and you have to.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Remember though, is that? And like I can attest to
this is on the fourteenth. Fox News did not cover
the protests all they did, so I think maybe we've
all seen the clips online that from it was like
an ABC reporter and another reporter I don't know if
it was ABC or whatever, but like they're just normal
(12:32):
reporting and suddenly like the cops start firing on the
crowd and like so that was one clip and the
other clip was like they were starting to fire like
his like their way, oh no, no, no, okay. One
he was finding the crowd. The other one was they
were firing and I don't know if I think the
reporter like turned in like whatever and like knocked into
(12:56):
a cop or whatever. But they were like, you put
your hands on us and they were trying to arrest
him live on TV. And he was like, this is
live on television. I did not hit you. I did
not touch you on purpose, Like this is live on
television and you can watch the entire thing go down,
and but like that's those are the things that Fox News.
That's and I get my entire family, what is Fox News?
(13:20):
So I can tell you this for certain, that's what
they saw. They did not. They have no idea that
five million people at minimum marched against Trump. They have
no idea that they were overwhelmingly peaceful. To them, they're
seeing what's going on and they're thinking that it's like
you know, Seattle on fire during the George Floyd protest,
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Like that's what they're being shown. And I can it's atrocious,
Like I know that's what they're being shown because I'm
seeing like cousins and people are like putting on Instagram
like sharing to their stories or whatever. Like it's fucking wild.
And it is like with the assassination. They assassinated somebody
in Minnesota and they're all out to the people like
(14:03):
two people and they attempted the other one and that
whole story. And I know Greg can knows this too,
but like, yeah, have you seen like the timeline for that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So the.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Tom Hoffman guy, he was like the first house and
the wife threw herself over her like twenty something year
old daughter to protect her, so she was on hit.
So after the guy left, she was the one that
called nine one one. She called nine one one, and
they did wellness checks on three other people that lived
local to the area. One of them was on vacation.
(14:38):
The other one they encountered the suspect at the house,
thought it was another police officer that had responded before them,
and were like, all right, whatever, and then the last
one was yeah, because it was. And then the last
one was a woman was the woman who got killed,
(14:58):
and that there's like some mix stories. It's like he
because I had seen something that said they were shot
in bed, and I was like, oh, that's so dramatic.
They weren't shot in bed. But then like you hear
this the timeline story officially that they caught him outside
the house, they exchanged gunfire, he went into the house
and then murdered them and left, which would attest to
(15:20):
like that's why they were killed in bed or whatever,
because you know, the whole thing. Miss as Judy said,
the misinformation is crazy on all sides, but whatever it
is is reminding that don't forget. The FBI under Trump
has been told to stop monitoring people that are suspected
of domestic terrorism, like, you know, so all of this
(15:41):
stuff could have been avoided, but they they don't care
because as long as it's against Democrats, they don't care.
It's only a mental health issue when it's a Republican
committing it. But even then they're just going to just
go all out. It's crazy, it's crazy and horrific and terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Well first, I mean they first said it was a
Democrat democratic right, that was their first right. That, yeah,
it's just crazy, and so it's like they're ready to like,
you know, speak against certain aspects of it when they're
lying about who the actual person was and what his
(16:20):
motivations were. But then once they find out that it's
some one of their own, then like, oh no, then
the story changes and we're not gonna we're not going
to even call Tim Wallson.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
See if he's okay.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You know, that's also if Joe Biden didn't call, Like,
let's say somebody got shot in Florida. Oh oh that's right,
Florida had hurricane Joe Biden fucking went down there and
little Ronnie big Boots like help Tim, Like Joe won't
(16:53):
even do that and everybody is just like he tells
it how it is, and it's like what he doesn't
even know where the fuck he is. He fell asleep
at his own birthday parade, and he fucking fell asleep
after he was rambling at the G seven about how
uh did you see his thing? At the G seven
he was rambling. Jarney in the Canadian Prime Minister shut
(17:16):
him off. He was rambling about Biden and Democrats being
bad and Obama this and this and that, and like
Mark Carney and he was talking about how poot in
his misunderstood and the real hero here blah blah blah
blah blah, air freezing, and like Mark Carney was just like, Okay,
we're ignoring you now, and it's so embarrassing. Yes, and
(17:42):
Greg points out when Biden was hit by Glass and Butler,
when his ear mirculeos sleeper back, Biden told to check
on him, and even then Trump said, remember he said,
in uh some interview, who's like, yeah, Biden is a
decent guy. He called to check on me, and he
was like even admitting, like know, I'm only mean to
him because he's my competitor, Like he's everybody's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
He is the sun which all the rest of us
planets circle around, you know, and when this year have
to Biden calling, it's like, oh, yeah, you took care of.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You know, he's nice to me.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah. And then when he wouldn't uh yeah, they wouldn't
revolve around him at the G seven, he had to
make up a fucking situation situation room crisis and go
back and get played. And here we are. Greg says,
I'm going to use my privileges chairmember this. He said,
(18:38):
you guys have to. It's so I watched it yesterday,
so like, forgive I haven't rewatched it beyond the first day,
so please forgive me if i'm I'm very brazenly paraphrasing,
but that's the gist of it where he was just like, okay,
I did.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
See a video with mad chron and whoever the leader
is Italy who's yes, her name is escaping me. But
you could see they were like whispering and like she
gives this massive that's beautiful, and it's like, gee, I
wonder who they're talking about.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
That is clearly obviously because crazy they're like, and I'm like, god,
damn it, she's a fucking right fashion fascist her cell phone, right, like,
she's pretty, she's pretty conservative, and I'm just like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Team you, she knows true heart.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Uh. Judy says he went to play golf instead of
receiving dead people, dead service people. That's right, that was
in the first administration. Yeah, yeah, also paraphrasing. Anyway, Amanda,
I see this leads us into today's news, which will
be super old news. By the time I released this
on hopefully Friday, you were wearing a I Voted early sticker.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Sure sure, Iam, suream because we went to vote this morning.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
And one of the candidates that you rake down your list,
what happened to him today? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You know, just you know, your run of the mill
elected official getting arrested by ice.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Fucking day now.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
In a courthouse that he volunteers in weekly.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Essentially, he was just accompanying someone who had a hearing,
was like.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
You know, his taste was dismissed against it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yep, just doing his job and they come in and
arrest him on grounds that are like still unclear. I
feel like I have not seen any reporting that.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Actually I haven't either, But the Department of Home End
Security released a tweet today because there's always a tweet
saying that he was arrested for assaulting ice officers.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Which if you watch those videos, I mean again like
the late lines, like the videos exist, guys like the lies,
like only worked at the Fox News crowd, like the
rest of us have eyeballs, and like, which is the fa.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
A week ago we witnessed uh Padilla, Alex Padida being arrested.
That was less than a week ago.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
He didn't say his names. We all saw the video.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
We all saw it. He lunched to hercorted him into
the building. You can see that they walk him in.
He asked the question. He says, I'm Senator Alex Padilla,
and they drag him out and it's like literally they
attached the video clip to their statement saying that he
lunged at her and was arrested from not identifying himself,
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and they attached the video. Do they think people are
going to watch the video?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
There was that purchased, not part of the video. Did
that happen before the video?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
The Okay, so the video that they put out, there's
one that somebody took from like a newsperson took from
across the room. So it's totally separate than the one
that was released like a fish and by them, and
it shows like when he comes up, he never lunges,
he just asks his question and then you know he
just asked his question. He says he's escorted in because
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it's the building that he works in. It's not even
like a random building, like he worked there, so like
he had every right to be in the building.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah. Yeah, that like gotten bush.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah. But anyway, so like they like that other video
shows exactly what happened from the minute he walks up
and like he very clearly, like again like everything is
is from false and just like with this there is
video and then they're like, well it was a stunt,
and it's like, motherfucker, this fucking cunt is out there
doing political theater, taking videos in front of people in
(22:49):
like concentration camps in El Salvador like and and playing
ice Barbie. And then they called her in front of
the Congressional Congress. She got a subpoena today and then
she ended up having to be taken by ambulance to
the hospital today after that happened, And that's the whole
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big thing is like feel so sorry for me. I
have to go to the hospital and I don't want
to be like, you know, ah, maga not whatever, but like,
fuck you, I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Sorry, I don't know amazing tenants of your job, lady.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, And then there was also report saying there was
a report this morning that said she's basically now been
sidelined to PR and Stephen Miller has taken control of
the Department of Homeland Security.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh that's which is better feod at all.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
The thing is so like I think with the videos,
I think that it's like it's like entering nineteen eighty
four territory, where like, truly, truly, they are just counting
on the fact that the Fox News adult minds, even
if they see it with their own two eyes, will
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just believe the propaganda that they're told at the same
time and that it won't matter. And then the rest
of us, the rest of us already know.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
But so the party told you to reject the evidence
of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most
essential command.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
And that's what it is, and that's exactly happening.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It is happening the.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Entire they know that they don't have the evidence they
think they have the entire.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Exactly the entire situation with Brad Lander, that's his name.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Land.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
The entire situation that happened today is on video, and
literally zero point zero zero zero zero zero percent of
what they say happened is in that video, but none
of them like it just doesn't matter. It's the same
thing with January sixth, because I said to my parents
one day, I was like, but you you saw what
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happened because I called you during it because my kids
were there. They were there with them that day, because
it was like I like I had dropped them off
and I was gonna come like three or four days later.
It's like, you saw what happened, because we talked about
it that day and I was like, they're attacking the
Capitol and you'd be like, yeah, yeah, I know, but
I don't want the kids to watch it. I'm like,
(25:23):
but you saw it happened, like you acknowledge that it
was that like it's crazy, like super crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
All I know is I still think Andrew Cuomo. So,
Andrew CMO has a lot of big donors that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Are like.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Not just Trump supporters, but apparently some of his big
donors own like apartment buildings that house ice. So It's
really not out of the question that that fucking corrupt
motherfucker would tell his donors like, hey, go after that. Oh,
because okay, here it is. This is what I was
gonna say. So the City the I don't know if
(26:07):
this is what what's it called used to be? But
like the City magazine?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, okay, so I believe it's a public media publication.
I believe it right. That is w n y C.
Let me let me look that up just to say, okay, check.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I don't want to yeah, because it's the City dot
n y C. But was that what New York am
or whatever it used to be. I don't know, you
know I'm talking about there used to be the New
York Yes, am New York, thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I actually still might be to New York.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Anyway, So they have They did an article today and
in it, the reporter from the City says that he
overheard one agent say to another agent minutes before the arrest,
do you want to arrest the controller, which then like
(27:03):
proves that like he obviously he didn't touch them, that's
not why he arrested them or assault them. They were
going after him. M hm.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
He's like, let's be real like my boy Brad Lander,
Like he's been fighting the fight for a very long time.
He has a long time city civil servants. Before he
was controller, he was part of the city council. Like
he has been a long standing mover and shaker like
progressive voice in New York City politics. And like it's
(27:37):
just absolutely and he's just also a nice guy. Like
I've actually we have met him several times. Like he
shows up to me everything. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
He in the first Trump term, like he held like
town halls and rallies to like get people mobilized. Like
he really walks walks the walk.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Well, I love that.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's it's just like he is someone, he's truly someone
that is in politics for the right reasons. And like
I am a big, big fan, and it's just like
it just it just boggles the mind, like that we're
even here right now. Yeah, gross, it's just gross.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
It is gross.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Is gross.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't I don't even know
what to say, Like.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Honestly, I mean I truly don't either.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I don't know how they're to say that.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Like I happily ranked Bradlander. I voted for him for
mayor and I do it again in a heartbeat.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
That's good, Like that's really awesome to hear, and it
sounds like choice voting. I think a lot of people
are doing that. And that's why I really think Andrew
Cuomo had a big part of this, Yeah, truly, And
I think that because he got when that you.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Know, well, because it's yeah, Bradlander and Zora and Mandani
are like one in one and two of like the
progressive yeah candidates. I don't know if if you know
how cute in everyone else is to New York City politics.
But they made this like really epic joint endorsement video
so good.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I love like it was like the first day of
early voting and like yeah, just so so good. Like
so they really have established themselves as like the two
progressive front runners. So yeah, you know, I mean Cuomo
always made no qualms of how he's gone after Zorn Mandani.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
So well, and even then like their entire video and
so many so many of the candidates are all like
ranked me, but don't rank Cuomo, Like you could rank
me fifth, but don't ran Cuomo at all. Like fuck
that guy, yeah, fuck that guy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
New York.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
What do you New York City? Honestly, if Cuomo wins,
I don't even know. I'm gonna blame Starlink and Elon again,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't even know, truly, truly theoretically, like, that's that's
the benefit of rank choice voting, right, So it's like
if you you fill up your your buckets and not like.
But then again, that's also how we got there. That's
how we got Mayor Adams. It's from rank choice voting.
He was nobody's first choice. He was everybody's like second
(30:18):
or third choice, and that's how we won. So double
edged sword rank voting. But hopefully in this case, I think,
you know, I think the progressive candidates have really been
running a smart campaign about like cross endorsing each other
and like there is an acronym for like don't rank Cuomo,
and you know, it'd be very clever if I could
(30:40):
remember it right now, because it isn't that the point
of acronyms to make it easier to remember the storm?
And yet and yet somehow it's called But there's like
a whole campaign of like.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I don't think dream, don't dream, no, no, no, don't
evil don't evil Andrew for mayor.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
No, it's something much easier than that, so easy that
I feel very dumb that I can't remember it. But anyway,
it's been a very long day. I'm very tired.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Okay, okay, New York City politics.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's been so much right now. It is kind of wild.
But it's not that we have so many actually really
good candidates the cycle. So like if it ends up
being a race between Cuomo and Eric Adams, like I'm
gonna I don't know, i don't know what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna fetal position under my bed because we
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have so many more qualified, like really great progressive candidates
that really have great vision for this right.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
And the thing is you need somebody, and like you
need someone like AOC who goes in there as a
progressive and then quickly learns, oh, there's a game to
play and then doesn't sit there not to like you know,
pick on them, but like, uh like Omar and Rashida Tualib,
like they didn't learn to play the game. But what's
(32:07):
her face in Massachusetts, I'm blanking her name? And AOC
they learned how to play the game. They learn like, oh,
you have to do this because you have to be
able to play the game to get what you want done.
And I do think that that is something that like
it's great to come in and be like purity politics,
(32:29):
at the end of the day, there's people in there
that are corrupt and you need to learn how to
outsmart them and get what you want from them. And
that's just the reality of the situation. Like I think
that as we've seen over the last eight years, is
you just can't out outwardly overthrow everything because it's just
(32:50):
too entrenched right now. So you need to figure out
how you're going to oh Anna Presley's.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I just said, I didn't look it up, and I
was like, but I'm going to look it up to
make sure, so that's you know. I was like actress
or something, and I've totally got I know.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
I was like, it's a singer's last name. It's a
singer's last name. What singer is it? Aana Mars? No,
it's not Ana Mars. I was going through them in
my head and like I say, hell this, and I
was like, that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I can hold two thoughts in my head at once.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I got there, Like you said, learn and that's like,
that's a shitty thing. Is you have to learn to
how you get what you want by playing the game,
and that fucking sucks. But that's why I think that
people appreciate someone like AOC, even Republicans like like they
they love to hate her, but I think that a
(33:48):
lot of them look at her in the same way
that the look at Bernie, where they're like, oh, at
least this chick is real, Like we might think she's
stupid and blah blah blah blah blah, but like she
means what she says and she's not corrupt anyway. Good times,
good times. So I don't know, we'll see. When does
voting end? Is it next Tuesday, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
The twenty fourth, which is why we voted early because
we're going to be out of town. Okay, so it
is next last week that we were not going to
be here on the twenty fourth, I was like, oh
my god, we're this early voting start.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
We have to vote.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The primaries are basically the elections in New York City.
It's like by the time you get to election day,
it's like, are we all to be the Democrat? All right?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Do you think that we should move on to our quiz.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
So if you don't know and chat, feel free to
Oh fuck, I gotta respond to this. God damn it.
Thanks Greg. Do you see Tuger Carlson is saying Fox
and Fox News is legit, straight up war propaganda. I did,
and I hate him, but I also think that this
is a case of the worst person in the world
makes a good point.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, you know, broken clock right twice a day, right, But.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
He's also propaganda, right.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I mean he can be right in this one instance
and still be like a shitty human being.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Really, he's a bad human being. All right, let's do
our quiz, all right, So, as always, I asked everybody, everybody,
I mean man and shitty the guys, for everybody to
give me your top ten favorite episodes. Everybody in the
(35:34):
top ten plus it just hap so happened three uh,
top ten plus three honorable mentions. Here's the bothas you
both did. So. Then I had two honorable mentions and
I was like yes, and I added a third to mine. Basically,
I hit control Z and the last one that I deleted,
(35:59):
and you know which one that rank choice voting. It
was like rank choice voting and the one that that
actually happened to be was leven. It's January.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
That's a good one. It's a good one.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah, all right, So all three of us picked nine
to one the royal We just nine it is clever,
nine to two, don't vote for the dictator.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
And then we did.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Some of us did uh not on this podcast, so
uh nine. Then we skip all the way to nine
thirty six. Only gargled these nuts.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
The clever ones.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I love the one which I think.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Maybe my favorite episode title of the entire season because
it's so fucking funny, Brain on Fire. But that was
that was from the sign from the April fourth protest.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It was from I was just like, yeah, it's amazing,
it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I love it so much.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
But I nominate that for the episode title of the year. Yeah,
nine thirty eight. It's a pizza ball.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
How could you not.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Exactly? Who would so much of joy? We should?
Speaker 4 (37:26):
We should? We talk about that real quick.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
The fact that look like I have never in my
life wanted to become Catholic, and I still like am
very much against many of the principles, some of like
the foundational beliefs, but I kind of want to like
embrace the Catholic side of my family. I am here.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Okay, So if you haven't heard, I'm Judy. I'm sure
because I believe you're Catholic too or affiliated somehow. So
Poplio appointed like some bishop or whatever in fucking the
United States, his first appointment in the US, and this guy,
and it has to be under Leo's blessing. He sent
(38:05):
a message out calling for all priests in the Southern
California or whatever that his district area to accompany migrants
to immigration court to help protect them because if they
get arrested, like while they're like walking with a fucking priest,
it doesn't look good.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
And that's incredible to just their presence kept things.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, yeah, And that's what I think he like explicitly
said it, like the presence of yeah, you know, whatever
cloth or whatever, yeah, has gone.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
And he even made it clear like this probably won't
make a difference in their outcome, but it will in
the public's outcome, Like I think it, like I think
that letter, because there's a letter that went around and
it was verified as true pretty much, like was really
good about stating like this is going to be dangerous,
but it's necessary and this is your fucking calling.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
So go do this if you want to.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I mean, yeah, if you want to, yes, Jesus say
if he feels though moved. Yeah, if you can't trust.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
If you can't, good idea. But like you know, you're busy,
like whatever, you're busy.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
You can't run but whatever, or if you can't run
away too fast, it's okay, too well. There was a
ninety year old I almost send you guys this, but
I didn't send it because it was really late at night.
But there was a ninety year old Irish Catholic priest.
He was from Ireland. He was protesting. Did you see
the video? Did I send it to you guys? Did
I hit send?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I saw it on the news and it's saw like.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Very he was out there and he's like, I'm ninety
and I have seen you know, bad ship in my
life and I wish I could do all but I can't.
I'm here to protest it like and I was like,
you go, old priest man, Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
So I thought you were talking about there some There
was some priests that got that got arrested. I thought,
or maybe it was a veteran who knows.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Oh, there was a.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
There was a night there was like an eighty something
old veteran and got arrested and he came back out
and they had like a cot set up for him
outside on the street, and he was like, yeah, I'm
gonna go take a nap and I'm gonna get back
out to it. And we're spending the night in jail.
And then there was another woman who had a sign
and she was just like, I'm here protesting because I
(40:30):
want my great grandkids to know that I did everything
I could for them.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
And I was, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Anyway, all right, it's a bit of ball. And then
the last one that we all agreed on was Brother
from an Utter Mutter, So Good, which was very good
and No Survivor, which is funny because I actually cut
(40:59):
out the entire Revivor and made it a B. But
I did keep in the one part where I was like,
I'm gonna call a brother from an utterer Mutter. Yes, okay,
Shandy Amanda, you both liked when you Find a Stranger
in the Alps and So.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Good, I mean just because what it stood for.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
I mean, you know, yeah, really, Shandy, you and I
last year, you and I had zero in common other
than the three, but like zero that just the two
of us. This year we had totally clips of the shark,
so good. And then Amanda, you and I had three
in common like we did last year, which was a
(41:40):
murderer's row of dumbasses. I know you're my tater and
days are dictator.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I do you remember what it was about?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
But it was so funny.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Oh, you should learn what it's about really quickly, because
that's the first question of the quiz, all right, for.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
When it's worth All three of those were on my
first like list before I had to cut some more.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Oh, Judy says it's her brother, not her. Okay, thank you.
I knew there was something and I didn't want to
stay definitively. And she also says in the sixties, I
think a bunch of pre slash nuns protested for civil
rights right on.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I mean it's like literally following I know, you know,
like we're not people like actually you know, not right
faced and like believing taking things the way they want
to take them for their own personal benefits. So it's
just like refreshing when.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
You know the coolest thing about all this is is
this the fucking American pope, the first ever American pope
is out there.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
He also tweeted a whole bunch of shit that I
sent you guys, just one out of a whole bunch
of tweets that he sent about He put tweeted out about, uh,
you know, accepting migrants and how technology is creating distances
between those who are physically close, and why we shouldn't
(43:13):
embrace sports more than you know. Basically, he's saying, like
we should embrace sports and make those our teams and
not politics our teams. Oh, it's actually like a really
good series address. Yeah, anyway, it's just really it's the
whole thing was you know, is the fact that we
(43:35):
have our first American pope, and he the fucking woke pope,
and you know, every single one of those motherfuckers that
voted for him are like, please put on my best
Thomas Jefferson voice, and Hamilton, can we get back to abortion?
Speaking of can we get back to politics?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Speaking of Hamilton, I went back and started listening to
the soundtrack that week It holds Up, It super holds Up.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
I went back, so after the did I tell you that?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
After the uh, did I see this last week after, Uh,
if you did, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
I don't think I did.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
I don't think I did.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
I think I just told Jay. So after the month
the Melody medley that they did, I couldn't understand the
Lafayette thing where I used to be able to hear it.
And I was like, well, now I just got to
go back and watch the whole thing. So I understand.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
You watch the whole thing, you watch the the movie version.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
So I went.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
So I went back and I rewatched that part of
the world turned upside down, you know, matches my tactical brilliance.
Oh that's what he said. And then I was like,
I just go back and does reginal I did. I
skipped around a little bit, but I got through most
of the first act and then I went to bed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, I watched the filmed version in a while. I should.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, it really is. Like it's just such a beautiful
capture of a beautiful piece of theater.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yeah, and Jay and I will just from time to
time when we're like, oh, it's too late to watch.
Like let's say we finished watching an episode of something
and it's like, you know, eleven ten, We're like, oh,
we can't start something else because that'll just take us
too late. We'll literally pop it on and we'll watch
Wait for It or Dear Theodojo or something like that.
(45:31):
Jay's favorite is Satisfied m So we'll just pick something
from there. We'll watch it for like ten minutes, and
then we'll go to bed. I love that this is
taking us very far afield, and yes, we'll get us
right back in a minute.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
But has have you know, guys, and have we talked
about this the Song Exploder episode about wait for It?
I feel like people really love it.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
He probably would. What is it?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Hopefully it's still on Netflix. So Song Exploder is I
think it's still existing. It's a podcast that like talks
to artists about a song and they like deconstruct it
and like how they wrote the song, how they made
the song, you know, how they.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Recorded it, whatever.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
And there's a limited like Netflix series of you know,
like six or seven episodes, and one of them is
with Lin Momo, Miranda and Tommy Kale. I think talking
about wait for It and like the creation of it
and the sort.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Of oh, they like created a whole new technology just
to have the uh wait.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
For it, wait for It? Yeah, and just none like
going like super nerding out about.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
You know how like okay, I'll be is well, completely.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Different from all of Hamilton's things, which are very like
on the you know the like ones, ones and three,
you know, like it was. It's fascinating. I feel like
they would really really love it if you had.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
It is still it is still on the Netflix.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
I just checked. Oh yeah, so didnt that have you?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Did you?
Speaker 4 (47:06):
You followed the Manuel on Instagram? Yes, so yesterday he
posted something for Sonheim's birthday. Maybe it was two days ago,
and it's the It's an exchange of emails that he
wrote with Sondheim that was like giving him notes because
he was one of the first people to read to
see the whole show, and he was giving him notes
(47:27):
on like Act two. It's so good. Yeah, go back
and check it out like up on my Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It took me.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
It took me like a good fifteen minutes to read
through them because I was like, I can't believe I'm
reading like Steven Sonheim notes on something right now, so like,
you know, leave some time, but it's really good anyway.
Vicky says Hamilton's my go to half marathon playlist. Yay.
Oh yeah, all right, sorry, let's uh pop leo w
(47:58):
it's a pizza balla. That's how I got here?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
All right.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
First question, like I said, your erk and my tator,
the question is how did your erk and my tator
come up? What were we talking about when we said it?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Zero idea?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I just don't even have like any idea whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, we were talking about random vernacular from when we
were younger, and we didn't ask right it of yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Oh is that a young person's expression?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Your RK and my tator came up as something from
us and we were all like, we've never heard that.
But also we almost called the episode broadcast Audi because
Audi was one of the things do I'm Audi Audi.
The next question is from episode nine to twelve, the
Case of the the Curious Case of the Missing Food.
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This is one of my favorite things that we talked
about the entire season. So, oh, what was the curious
case of the Missing food? It was the most insane
em of the asshole that we were like, there's no
way this could be true. What was what was the
curious case in the missing food? Just a brief summary
to do, but if you've got more, go for it.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
So it was that guy I think whose coworker was
eating his food, and so then he put some sort
of like it was bad or stale or food poisoning
or something la laxed person that So it wasn't even
supposed to be that bad, just like you know, a
bad case of the shits person ends up in the hospital.
(49:37):
Then was like suing him or something. And meanwhile the
person like hr found out and he got fired something
to that effect.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
And then like everybody else started getting sent to the
hospital too, and it was everybody was having secret affairs
with each other.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
And oh yes, I forgot, I forget about that.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Everybody was sucking the hi lady men and women important.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Part and so like the violently ill thing. I forget
what they actually all had.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
But it was like some sunny It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, it wasn't even the it wasn't even the food.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah it was they got it from.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
It wasn't anyway. Yeah, that person just happened to be
patient zero.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
Yeah, all right, you guys got one point. Good job.
All right, That is truly I think my favorite story
that we ever did this entire style. Yeah, all right,
question three balls on ice nine seventeen. We talk about
(50:47):
a lot of different things, including McDonald's on a private jet.
So we were talking about, you know, the McDonald's question,
the picture that RFK Junior and Elion took on a
private jet. Shandy gave a moving update. We talked about
the changes that your body goes through that nobody prepares
you for after you hit your forties.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
And more.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
However, on this episode mentioned I mentioned that I watched
a movie with my family. While watching it, both Jay
and I got tears in our eyes because this movie
hit different after Trump's reelection. What movie was it?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh God, what movie wasn't.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
I like?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Remember this now as I'm thinking, I just have to
say when you said I gave a moving update, At
first I thought it was like a moving update, and
then I was like, oh no, it was a moving update.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
H yeah, like emotional.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
It just fucking moved.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Update, just toward our hearts.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
So I am pretty sure this episode right before this
was when we had be a Beacon, be Kind the Brave,
which was after trump one reelection, and we got that
from Jamie ye. Yes, okay, you shouted out, you're the answer.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, the movie that hit differently after Trump got re elected.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Oh my god, it's like right, like I am like,
and you guys.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Cried and cried.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Tell the story and like looking at each other. Right, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Can't get it. Yeah, they'll get it someday though, when
they get fucking recruited to go to war because we
have a mandatory draft. To another hint, I feel like
I can get it with a hint ripping up a
Nazi flag.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
You know, I understand what ripping up a flag?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I was at it. Well, Matt has a guess. Oh yeah,
it was the sound.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
And Greg.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Greg came in with the two yes at the same time.
It is both Timestams ten oh.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Five exactly, they get come back at the same time.
But yes, it was this under music. And I dare
any of you to watch that movie right now and
not cry about how it definitely hits different because you're like, oh,
this is no longer a historical piece. It's like and Or,
and I think we're watching and Or.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
We finally, you're right.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
You watched the first two episodes, and then episode three
it starts to get really good.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
So when you get to season two, it's literally literally
what is happening right now? Oh my god, it is
fucking wild. Because they filmed it in twenty twenty two.
They had they started filming in November twenty two. They
had to stop it. Yeah, and or is a mirror,
That's what Greg is saying, Yes it is. They had
to stop filming it because of the writer's strike or
(53:46):
whatever and the Hollywood strikes, and they started refilming it
and they finished it in February twenty twenty four. But
like the playbook, the story was all there, Like before
Trump got reelected, you could not have predicted, like because it's.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Its campaign, does his camp did his campaign get their
hands on the script or something?
Speaker 4 (54:11):
It follows Star Wars, like the original Star Wars is
basically anti what we're going through right now, but like
you know, was the seventies, so.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
It was just like, you know, it's truly repeat itself,
but it often rhymes.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
It sure does.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
I can't wait for you to watch more Van Door
because the whole oh man, oh god, I'm getting chills
getting it, getting a little bit of rouse thinking about
how excited I am.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
About it.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
Is good.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
And I love all the random actors that just like
pop up, like oh that person, I'm so I can't
wait for this right. Also, the Gilded Age comes back
this weekend. What other nerds are excited about that? I
am watched.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
I watched season one and I loved it, and then
I just like about watched season two. It's season three
that's coming out, right, correct? Great?
Speaker 1 (55:11):
So okay, Yeah, it's an exact opposite to show that.
It's like asks nothing of you than to just sit
there and just like enjoy how petty it is?
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Thank you John? Hey j Yeah?
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Hellodor getting aroused all worked.
Speaker 4 (55:31):
Out right now? I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
I mean, you know, give me some Diego Luna any day.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Yeah, Diego Luna fighting fascism? Signed, sign me up, he
says he you have the Gilded Age?
Speaker 5 (55:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Sorry? Next question In our our season nine quiz uh,
this is let's see okay. This episode was released December thirteenth,
twenty twenty four. We talk about something that we coincidentally
talked about on our very first episode of twenty twenty
four January twenty twenty four. What was it and what
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did it symbolize?
Speaker 1 (56:15):
So?
Speaker 4 (56:16):
What came full circle?
Speaker 1 (56:17):
The friend zone? Right?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
No, so it is the same thing that we talked
about at the beginning of that calendar year.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Yes, so we talked about I was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Cougar's okay, so January.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
That is ten years old.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
In December four, Yes, we talked about.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
Something in December, and then we're like, holy fuck, by coincidence,
we talked about this in the very first episode of
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
So what was it that? Definitely I do.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
There's an episode title on it which I have not
really revealed.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
Is it political?
Speaker 4 (56:53):
It is not, so it is the universal the universe,
because that is if we're not doing politics or doing
the universe. The answer is Pluto and motherfucking Aquarius. Really, oh,
Pluto being an Aquarius, all hell breaking loose. The episode
(57:16):
that we talked about in the very beginning of twenty
twenty four, which would have been season eight, was a
cat a rat and Pluto walk into a bar or
walk into twenty twenty four. Sorry, walking into twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
I know. I think last year we all picked that
as one of our favorite episode titles.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
It's good, it's good.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
But yes, we had totally forgotten about that. I came
across how Pluto was finally entering Aquarius and we talked
about it, and then I was like, wait a second,
I'm pretty sure that we've already done this, like eleven
months ago.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
All right?
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Moving on, Episode nine twenty one was called Thirsty Christmas Movies.
So this is the annual question which I asked you.
Christmas movies did be covered this past year?
Speaker 2 (58:03):
Oh god, every time.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah, they're thirsty, They're really thirsty.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
It was like Snowman, sexy Snowman, whatever.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Your class.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the one with the barn, like.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
The magic Mike like, but Christmas.
Speaker 4 (58:28):
God, rest.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
Marry gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
And then the red one red red red one, red.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
One red one was actually what it was? Uh.
Speaker 4 (58:43):
And then we watched something called Our Little Secret and
we watched Love. Actually, I'll give you guys a point
for that one.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (58:50):
Next what it was a good crop of movie? It
wasn't a good crop of movies because everybody was extra thirsty. Yeah, man, Mathma.
She also arouses me just saying have you pride? Everybody?
All right? So next is nine twenty five total Eclipse
(59:11):
of the Shart, which this isn't the question, but do
you guys remember what the total eclipse of the Shart
was about.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
No, which is why ultimately it was on my list,
and then I realized I had like eight.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
Okay, so we did it. We didn't ask Reddit of
people's most embarrassing moments. And this was the kid that
talked about how in high school he had to do
the hurdles and he sharted. Oh, and we laughed about
it for a long time.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah, old buddy, old buddy.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
And then people were joking about total eclips of the Shart.
All right, so on this here's a question, and this
episode record on January twenty fifth, so this is post Trump.
We cover a news article that mentions that sales of
a popular item are down. What was that item?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
It was too early to be a tesla?
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
No, too early to be a tesla.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Too early to be a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Booze?
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
What kind of booze would be down in January?
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
All of it? January? No champagne.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
And the theory was there wasn't a lot to sell.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Nothing, But yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Here episode twenty eight, move your guillacht. So here's your
h Let me read the episode description. Welcome to Red, White,
and Greenland. On this week's episode, everything is retro again,
but not all of it is cool uh, pick TVs
not TV. You're talking about, uh, you know, get a
(01:00:50):
VHS and an MMR because scarlet fever, TB and measles
are back. Baby. There is also a hilarious set of
cases of employees share the dumbest things customers have ever
asked them to do. So here is your annual. What's
the what wasn't an alternate title question?
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Oh? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
So when I suggested these, and I did go back
and look through texts to make sure you both picked
moved your gi it right away. So here's the here's
four of them, which one was not suggested. Put your
phones down, don't cheap all right, A, pick TV not
TV B, get your VHS and MMR C, find the stupid,
(01:01:35):
and D I'm on team brainworm. Now there was a
list of seven. I picked obviously three plus one and
then move your gi it was four and there were
three that I did not include. But yes, this was
a heavy one, which is why it became our annual,
(01:01:57):
which was not an option question. So pick TV not TV,
get your vehicle, find the stupid. I'm on team brain worm.
Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Find the stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Yeah, that's what I'm learning to to the question.
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
The answer is d I'm on team Brainworm. Oh find
the Stupid was in my list of typed out once.
So all right, nine, we've got two more. Nine thirty eight.
It's the the Ball. What's Cardinal Pizza Ball's first name.
(01:02:33):
We talked about this.
Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
It's either the Italian equivalent of Peter or John Peter, Pietro, Pietro.
Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Pierre Batist.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yes, I mean it sounded right. I was like, yeah,
that's it, that's it, that's totally.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
We were talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, but like, I mean, well, I mean that's truly. Actually,
I think why they're like, this man can't be pope.
He can't change his name, and this name has to
exist in the world.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
He'd have to be Cardon, he'd have to be Pope.
Pepperoni like, there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I'm just like, you know what is in these dark times?
This name needs let's chann it needs to live on.
It can't be changed.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
And we all saw the video of his mom being
like crying with joy that he wasn't selected. No send
you guys that Okay, first time I broke my favorite pen.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Oh, I'm so sorry. That's okay, right, Pen?
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
All right, Pepen, Maybe maybe Pizza balla can help resurrect this.
I didn't send you guys that video. No, oh okay,
So there's a video from like it's in the village
where he's like from in Italy and his mom is
there and there's a bunch of people around and it's
very clearly like a humble house in Italy and they're like,
(01:03:59):
thennouncement comes on and somebody says it's the American and
she starts blessing herself and she's like, oh, thank god,
thank god, I do want my I want my piano
to come home. And I'm like some pizza exactly. And
I was like, this is the most fucking Italian mom
(01:04:19):
response ever. She's like the name of the father and
the bleasant mother and I'm glad of my son. Is
I gonna come home? I'll send you the video medd this.
It's fucking amazing. I've never seen somebody so happy that
their family that their son wasn't selected as Pope.
Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
All right, h.
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Next question is uh episode this is second last nine
nine woke Marxist Marxist pope. Those raw.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Access post Pope.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
I'm gonna keep bump Brian to the I can't read
the description because the answer is in it. But when
we talked about this, we talked about a very funny
thing that a newscaster said about the cardinals entering the conclave.
What was it that they said? It was almost an
(01:05:22):
episode title. What did they say about those cardinals entering
the conclave? What were they doing?
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Oh, there's something about their phones.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
They gave up their phone, So what were they doing? Shandy? Yes?
And then finally, last question, Shandy, this is just for you.
What is the name of the actress who play Sabrina?
(01:06:01):
Don't tell me, don't tell me, And if you don't
know it, you can know. So there's a bonus to
name what movies she's appeared and that we've talked about
it last year, there have been at least three.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Okay, So her first name, yeah, something like.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Kuren Kierenan Karen, Yes, and her last.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Name is a mystery. But I feel like I'm fifty
percent better than in past years.
Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Kieran Shirka, Sirpka, Oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Matt's comment Red One was Shandy's favorite, Sherpa cacophony. I
was sitting there like that, like, what did I forget?
I don't remember being in that movie?
Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
Like Greg says, going and Raw Shampoo, Cardigans, Cacup, Kieran.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Ship, what was it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Chipka Hip Hip Cup's a cute man. I'm glad you've
learned it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Well, I will die.
Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Okay. What three movies did we talk about that she
was in. We personally watched two of them, and the
third one we talked about about how we want to
watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
One was like that Christmas eighties diehard type movie.
Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
No Red One. Apparently Red One.
Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
She was in another one?
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Is it not a Christmas movie?
Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
You're thinking of the Halloween movie?
Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
I think is it a Halloween movie? I knew it
was a holiday, but that's where her mother died.
Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Yes, and her mom was Julie Bowen from Modern Family. Yeah,
I'm still trying to fix this, pen I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
And then so then there's a third one. There's one
more movie.
Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
No that one. So it was Twisters she dies in
the beginning spoiler alert. Red one and The Last Show Girl.
We talked about a couple of times on the show.
Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Oh, I didn't remember that she was in the Last
show Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Like last episode NAT was like and the Last Show
Girl with and then blah blah blah. Her name whatever
he said her name was, and I was like, oh yeah,
Greg got twisters? Okay, And then do I need to
ask you guys, what a homophone homograph homonym is?
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Ok I'm gonna stumble through it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Bone sounds the same graph is written the same. What's
the other one?
Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Name?
Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Nim is the same nailion? So the same?
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good job guys. All Right, we're gonna
take like a super fast break and then we're gonna
come back. And we've got like, I don't know, Matthew,
she says, So here we go. I want a toast.
Here we go, the toast, and we're back. Hello everybody.
(01:09:11):
H I think we can keep the second half of
this show pretty quick. We don't have a whole lot,
but you know, we're partying like it's our ninth birthday.
As for the facy back, Roe says, I don't have
much feedback, but I will chime in on the best
days on Twitter. Some of my favorite days were the
Bernie's Mittens, were Bernie's Mittens and Chris Christy on the Beach. Granted,
(01:09:33):
those covered multiple days and even longer, and we're mostly
meme based, but they gave me some of the best
last ever. I you know, I can't argue with with
either of those days truly.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
I love a good meme party. But the Chris Christie
one was particularly funny because A it was so egregious.
B everybody has fucking forgotten about it. And see it
was so fucking egregious, ridiculous, like he closed down the
beaches and then he was pictured on the fucking beaches.
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yeah, and now it's and now it's like Chris Christy
who right Roe, thank you for that comment. Also, I
have like major bird drama going on in my I
have to catch you up sometime. Yeah, there's like a
there's like a hawk, like I think, like a redtail hawk.
(01:10:25):
And I saw two of them in the true like
I know it is like in there in the backyard,
like I see it, but I saw two of them
and like they were on this branch and I think
there's a nest. So I was like, that's a oh,
and that's a fucking mess And it looks like it
had something that it was like I don't know, maybe
making putting into smaller pieces. But then meanwhile, we also
(01:10:46):
have these quails and their babies are are out with
them they're so small. We had a hawk. We've had
a couple of baby quail spottings and they're so cute.
But I haven't been able to take a pick. I
would have sent it to row. But there's this quail
that I noticed like for a while, will like sit
(01:11:07):
up because they can fly. Who knew they can sit like?
Similar to turkeys. Also, we have baby turkeys.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Turkeys could fly, right, that's what I learned here. They
fly up.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Turkeys can fly, they just can't like they can't like
fly south through the winter.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
But they fly in our backyard.
Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
They brand Lynch movie anyway, I'm Engratian. It's a Disney movie.
I made a movie anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
It's about birds flying south. One of one of the
little baby birds has to stop and she gets them
into trouble because she can't poop while she's flying in
front of the other birds. So her family makes us
a trip to the ground. It's that hard, truly. I
can't poop while traveling either unless there's pineapple. I need
pineapple and the breakfast or not pooping anyway, Amanda, I
(01:11:59):
reckon and it shitty. I recommend it if you ever
just want a fun kids movie to put on. It's
very fun anyway. Okay, sorry, so the turkeys were flying, well.
Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
The turkeys, now that's a separate issue. But I've noticed
this quol for weeks now. Will come up on.
Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Flying quails story.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
The quawl flies flies up to like the back like deck,
like what is it called board? I was gonna say armrest,
but that's not correct, but you know, nailing railing, thank you.
It'll fly up there and then it just like stays
there forever and like looks down. And I've seen this
other brown bird. I don't know what kind of bird
(01:12:46):
it is. I need to look it up. I do
have a bird book. I'll try to maybe I can
send it to Row for an id. But anyway, this
other bird will hang out and just like hang out
on the railing. Also, and I figured out once I
saw the hawks and like put two and two together.
I think they're like standing guard, oh for the hawks
(01:13:09):
for their baby like down on the ground, and they'll
just like stay there. It's I don't know, that's my
running theory anyway. Time in Row, it's yeah, it's been
a lot of there's been a lot of bird action lately.
Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Yeah, you know this. If we weren't gonna call this
party like it's our ninth birthday, I would super call
this episode bird action.
Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
A lot of bird action.
Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
They give me that like quantifire. Oh my goodness. All right, well, yeah,
ro we need you and all the other bird experts
out there to please weigh in on Shandy's bird action.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Uh, Judy says, redtail babies eat a lot. If they
are there, you won't have many other birds suit. Oh fuck,
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
To tell you guys, since they're recorded last, so.
Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
You know how squirrels are annoying.
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Yeah, yeah, but carton can also carry the plague.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Jay got a beady gun.
Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Oh no, oh no, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Yeah. No, he didn't kill one. He didn't kill one.
He doesn't want to kill one. He's been shooting at
them and we haven't had one in like three days
because he accidentally hit one in the ass. But it
was fine because he watched it run up a tree.
But it was like shaking its ass as it was going, Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Imagine it's probably like getting hit with paintball pretty.
Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Much that I think that's exactly what it is. At
the You know, because we're like twenty feet thirty feet
away from it. But like it's funny because they started
hearing because you have to like pump it yeah a
few times and take the spaces off. Yeah yeah, pump
it up. Pump pump, pump it up. But I had
to take the safety off and like you know, and
(01:15:01):
it kind of got used to hearing it and then, uh,
the last time it happened, we haven't had one since Friday.
It is Tuesday now. It was Friday, and Jay like
chased it into the backyard because he was like, go away,
and he shot at it and he thinks he shot
like the ground right be right, who he said had
jumped up like a foot in the air, and he
(01:15:22):
was like, I must have hit something like right in
front of it that like made it so scared that
it jumped up. But I haven't been back, but I
will say I did the BB gun practice on the
little like Lacroix bottle that we put out there. And
you know what, who was the first person in the
family to get a shot at the bottle? A clean
shot the first fucking time they tried? Well, bitch, have
(01:15:49):
I done it since? No? But he first point you
don't have to do it again. The other thing is
I did it in front of the kids, and I
was just like, mommy dropped the bike. And the other
times I tested it, like three or four times, like
it was just Jay home and I didn't get it,
and I was like, we're just gonna tell the kids.
I just had that you know hole in one. We're
(01:16:12):
never going to tell them I didn't get it the
other four times. Yeah, Okay, anyway, bro, thank you so much,
and thank you for listening for nine years. Okay, we
have an email for Manny and we have the matter,
she said, and then you know, minus whatever tangents we
go on because we're all super hyper. You know, it's
(01:16:38):
been a really long time since all three of us
joined down the same time on this podcast, and clearly
we are true right now those bird stories that we're
building up and it's like, I mean, she got radicalized
by bird stories.
Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Lovely. There's also there's like there's a couple of scrub jays,
know if I would even know what that is? Part
yeah about here too, right, Well, Gabby wants like we
had a whole thing with a baby scrub jay on
(01:17:15):
the day that we ran a marathon and she ran house.
We thought it was yeah, but then it was fine.
But we took it to the s p c A
and they taught us how to put it back, and
it was a whole thing. So yeah, there's a there's
a couple of scrub jays in the front, and then
there's also like a little hummingbirds all around. My gosh, yeah,
(01:17:37):
but those hawks. I got really excited and just like boom,
I don't know if the quail is not standing, watch
for the hawk and that other random brown bird that
I'm like, you guys are friends. If that's not what's
going on, I kind of don't even want to know.
I like it that way.
Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
You know what it is up to you to decide.
You discover your destiny exactly twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
You can exist in a world of your own facts.
Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Exactly exactly, like the facts don't matter. You can have
lomperlay alternative facts.
Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
At the house.
Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Everybody else is doing it.
Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
Yes, bird held, bird held, Oh my god, we gotta
read the email.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
God, I don't think you read about birds. Okay, so sorry,
any writes in this anniversary and Andy's virginity, Hey, Bron's
(01:18:56):
not the anniversary nine years, four hundred and five episodes
and for me, zero sexual partners. I'm trying to go
to these new social situations with reasonable expectations that I'll
have fun and be more sociable and not add a
lot of pressure. Like you said, some event I go
to may not yield a date, but it could put
(01:19:17):
me on the path towards meeting a special someone or
maybe some other positive change in my life exactly. But
I'll probably stick to events with more adults.
Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Yeah, it sounds, you know, healthy.
Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Yeah, have you tried burning?
Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Don't bird pill Andy?
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah, like Kevin has been totally bird pilled.
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Andy continues. Anyway, it's been pretty quiet this week, so
I'll wish you three a happy anniversary again. Here's too
many more good times ahead. Hashtag manuars with hers Andy.
You do.
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
We have a message, she said, and then we can
shop and then your trust real quick okay message, she said,
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
At the rate we're going, I am exhausted. I can't
do four years of this.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Yeah, stand by that. Mm hm cool cool. That feels great, cool,
cool cool.
Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
There's a lot of work to be done in that area.
Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
I would recommend going back and giving it another try.
Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
We all came together because we care about.
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Taking back the flag.
Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Everyone is watching and or at the same time watching,
are waving the flag. I think we need to do both.
Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
I think I wonder if anyone got wrapped in the
face with one of those what what what I wonder?
Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I wonder to.
Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
What were some of the big ones.
Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Let me move my screen so that way I can
watch you guys at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
You gotta work that thing out.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
It's just one of the reasons why I stay so hydrated.
Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Try to take it in a different way, all right.
I realized that I'm in the squeaky chair right now. Okay, sorry,
let me unsqueak all right. A toast, ladies, and the
(01:22:15):
fact that even though this is one of them, something
they can never take away, no matter what they try
to make illegal. Here's a toast to the three of us.
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Yeah, no, no, happy, happy ninth birthday. This is.
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
You guys, allsticarly the best.
Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Yeah. Nine years of Tuesdays, nine years of Tuesdays. You
two are you know, two of my very best as friends.
Because I trust you guys so so much. And even
with the things that we've edited out. I've told you guys,
like you know, I trust you guys so much, and
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
And nine years of Tuesdays, nine years of Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
In a wild nine years. And yeah, it has been
a wild nine years. My sanity has remained intact a
large part because of our Tuesdays yay.
Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Mine too, Yeah, Tuesdays with Brads and my satdy really
hasn't remained in back. There's been a couple of times
where I've had to, like, you know, change meds. And
there's that one time that I did tell you guys,
I was, you know, kind of suicidal, and then you
guys canceled the episode and got me help and that
we were good. But like you know, it's been a
(01:23:46):
wild nine years. And uh, I appreciate you guys. I
appreciate you, appreciate your subject in it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
I appreciate you both, to love you both.
Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
The Yeah, I'm looking forward to yeah bird action.
Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
And and or, And there's so much to look forward to,
so much to look forward to, even in these crazy
times in which there's not a.
Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Lot to look forward to. Yeah, find good stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Find the good stuff. So thank you guys for being
me good stuff. And we've also, you know, ten years
of Tuesdays, nine years of Tuesdays. We've been through nine
years of elections together too, even if we have reported
on that exactly exact night, and you know, never forget
that Obama whispering.
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
So started really was a different era.
Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Alex Zachary was born under Obama, Alex was born under Trump,
and Eden was born under Biden. Yeah, yeah, fucking us
ten years crazy, yeah to nine years of hers, nine
years of hers? All right, all right, so on the
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risk of this turning into a first three years with hers,
Now that we've all drink copious amounts, we're gonna go
and have fun. And I hope you all go and
have fun. For entering Jason's D guys, already, it's almost
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like last year. It's almost like yesterday that I was like,
we're entering Jason D's guys. May Jason's D be warm
and cozy and hard and fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Hard had not hard?
Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
I like, not difficult, Yeah, not difficult. May bee pleasurable.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Let's hope he's pleasurable.
Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
And feels good. All right, on that note, thanks, guys,
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too many more marri years of you know you all
listening to us still because you guys are great, like
it's it's always a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
The broadcaster story gimat com gets called through through one
two seven six two three seven three. Al Right, on
that note, it is time for us, It's time. I
don't I don't know, I don't know the song, all right, goodbye,
we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
What do you got a man trying to think of
what did what was Cynthia Rivo singing out?
Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
What was what was she singing?
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Every day?
Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
It was so awkward and it was funny one since
you know how like yeah, uh uh, I don't know anyway. Yeah,
we're gonna go to fight gravity or whatever. Alright, but