July 31, 2024 • 49 mins
A subpodcast of The Brolic - Evan Mastronardi picks a newspaper from a day in New York history and reads it to his cohost and/or a special guest. This week we're joined by comedian Annam Choudhry.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Past Crimes, a subset of the Barralic.
It's great to do our second episode, and I would
like to introduce our special guest today, someone who has
received funds pirate jobby. Shit.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I can't believe you're bringing that up.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I wanted to open with that because it's a great story.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
And you want to reference. Okay, we're doing a callback.
Yes we are to four years ago.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Exactly now, why what is a pirate jobby and what
and how did you get money for doing such shit? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Man, it was an interesting time. It was the best
of times, it was the worst of times. And then
it was the pandemic. We were quarantining. We were still
in a pandemic, but we were specifically being quarantined government
mandated quarantine, which we should honestly revive. But I was
losing my mind, and at the time I was a
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hijabbi and I would like to wear it again. I
want to get there on my own. It's my own journey.
But like at the time I was wearing the hijob
I were, you know, covering everything and.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Over my hit job.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I would wear a pirate hat because I also used
to cosplay and I was scrolling through TikTok at the time,
and I saw all of this like.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Pirate TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It was specifically like buy Pirate TikTok, and it was
the most mesmerizing thing ever, and I fell in love.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And sexual pirates, yes, yes, and I thought it was
like for us by us.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, it was pirates a little bit honestly.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And the bisexual I'm so late.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, no, no, you're fine, and so I would wear
and I identify as bisexual.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh but anyways, I I would.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We are in agreement there. I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, women are gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Anyways, I would wear the pirate hat on top of
my hidjob and yeah, it was a pirate jobby, I would.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I coined the name pirate jobby and then then thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think I'm the probably the only one.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm sure there there are more.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Like hijabbies are like the coolest fashionistas, and uh they
they they are very versatile in the way they style themselves,
even you know, while they're covered, and so it's it's
really cool because I used to cost play as a
hijaby and I used to have to like change up
my style to like match whatever so I would do
like a gender bent uh Deku from Medoria from micro
(02:57):
Academia and you know, green hijab inside of the green
hair et c. Or if I did Goku from Dragon
Ball Z, I would wear the yellow job to do
Super Saiyan Goku. Anyways, but like, I put the pirate
hat on, and something changed chemically in my brain and
it just felt like it was a part of me
(03:18):
and it was unnecessary, and I just strongly identified as
a pirate Jobby from then on. And I posted that
on Twitter one time, and at the time, my Twitter
was poppin' and you know, Elon hadn't destroyed Twitter yet
and the algorithm wasn't fucked up yet because of him,
and so like I would, I would started getting followers
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this and that, and so I would do random shit
on Twitter all the time. And so I posted myself
wearing the pirate Jobby outfit, and I, you know, caption
it with a pirate Jobby shit doing Pirate Jobby ships.
I think I don't remember I said something about pirate
Jobby in the in the caption on fire.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And then and then someone someone ben mooed me randomly
ben moed me.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like I think it was ten or fifteen bucks or
it was something like hundred twenty dollars or something. And
they commented with their Venmo transaction. They said, for doing
pirate joby shit.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
For doing pirate joby shit that I was took me
out in shock. My jaw dropped. I was like, A,
I didn't know people were paying attention to me. B.
I didn't know anyone would pick up that coin term.
I thought, literally it was just me using it and
I am an insane person.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And also it was just like it felt like like
an acknowledgment of who I was at the time, Like
it felt like something saw me.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I felt like seen.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I felt seen literally being felt seen literally, felt seen
in multiple dimensions, Yeah, multiple identities.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I got paid for being seen. I got paid and
I was seen and that is such a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's so important. Well, put some respect on your real name.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, I'm Chowdery Chowder and I'm chowdery Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, good. I want to make sure I got it right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yes, I do tell people that it's like clam chowder,
but there's no it's like it's not a it's a
child reath.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yes, it's actually that's not even the right way to say.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, but that's not even the right honestly, No, I
because I've americanized it. I actually I de americanized my
first name because people used to say anam or a
nam or on them. It's on them, and then the
last name. I still leave it kind of. I'm anglicized
because I am a hard time saying it because it
requires like a little like emphasis, like a like a childry,
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and I just.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I just can't do it. Seriously, I can't do it.
But a serious case, even though I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We want to put respect on it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The famous quote goes, if motherfuckers can say Danaris tigerion,
we can learn other names.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh yeah, you can see dot there we go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I can't even I thought I could say that in
my head this, you know, I've never said it out loud.
I've only ever said it in my head. And I
thought I was saying it right this whole time in
my head, and I just never said yeah. In the
minute I try saying it out loud, I fuck up.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That happens. Sometimes there's like a few words just to
give everyone a little bit of fear when they go talk.
There's a few words you've never said that you will
end up saying. But anyway, so I want to go
back to something you said before we started that will
lead into this. Well, so, like I said, this is
based on the dollu and that and the past times
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is an extension of the dollup and this is our homage.
I hope they pay us one day. We always joke
we're sponsored by something. We make some ship up to
be sponsored by Blacktate, sponsor us lactate. Actually, yeah, lactate.
Lactate is good. But you were talking about how the
our education system is really a joke, and that's what
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the dollar. Well, first of all, they make it into
a joke, but it's also a joke in that there's
so many stories that we do not hear because they're
gate kept, they're anglicized. Like we were talking about names
and whitewashed. So what was the what did you say?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was a tim Yeah, I said that the public
American public school education system feels like it was bought
off of Tino wish dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So what that reminds me of is that, like you're
talking about cosplay, you know, I always say this country
is run.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
By white people who can't larp. You know what, you
know what LARPing?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, yeah, of course I don't want.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Because you said you said cosplay, so I thought it's
all LARPing live Yeah, those who don't know. I've said
this many times on other episodes, but it's live action
role play. And if you see dudes in the in
the dressed as a dressed as a wizard, you know
they are LARPing. But the problem is that if a
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wizard gets on the fore train, everybody's like, why is
there a wizard here? But if you're in bumble fuck America,
nobody's looking at you funny for LARPing.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Is that we don't have the self. You know, we're
not cognizant enough of the lark, especially white men. So
I'm writing a piece called white Men Can't Larp instead
of White Men Can't Jump. Anyway, it reminds me of
when you said about Wish. It reminds me about how
much of these are it's fan fiction. Really is of
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what white people want.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Is fan fiction.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The illegals are coming here to hurt you, take your jobs.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's like the election is stolen everything now.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Honestly, I was literally that's the back words I would
use as well. It's like a it is a mythology.
I think more scholars have called it a mythology, like
mythologizing America to make you believe it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But that's like what.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Every state kind of does when you're trying to project
like nationalism onto them, Like I think about Christopher Columbus
a lot, like this one has bothered me and this
is actually in my set.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But I and the thing is, I have to like
trim the fat off of the joke.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
So I'm going to say it over a year because
I get to talk more about it, if.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That's okay, Like I can do that right now.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
No, it is. We're still developing this podcast, so this
is great place to practice perfect So.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Basically like yeah, so basically, like you know, like and
this was exactly my complaints with what we were talking
about earlier is like why do we teach such fruitless
things in school, Like like, for example, we're constantly learning
about Christopher Columbus. Like I don't remember a single time
in school, a single year, whether it was elementary school
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through middle school through high school, that I wasn't learning
about Christopher Columbus at some point and like and it's
constantly reader at fourteen ninety two Columbus Dale the Ocean
Blue fourteen ninety to Columbus And we learned like in
a very cute way, where like coloring pages of like
the Nina, the pints of the Santa.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Maria, Why are we doing all of that?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And then I only found out, not even in college,
but when I went to grad school for international relations.
During that time, I found out that that was a genocide.
And it wasn't even through my grad school program. It
was through another program I was doing on the side,
which was like learning I was just on the side,
like learning Islamic history versus how how Islam tries to
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create a citizen versus how a state tries to create
a citizen. And in that I was reading like bartolemeyd
La Cossas, I was reading his diary or whatever and
learning more deeply about like actually what happened, like from
grad school level papers that it was a genocide?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Didn't they like as us at some point like say
he believed that like slavery is a moral like but
only started it. He started with it, Yes, at one
point did because I remember someone saying at won't reading
about him. At one point sea we should learn alongside Columbus,
but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, no, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He was.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
He was totally for it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And then he was like, oh, but we can make
all of these people of Christian soldiers, so the savages. Yeah,
and obviously they were considered savages because you know, they
weren't Christian, and so he would He wrote to Queen
Isabella and King Ferdinand asking for permission to convert the
people there, and if they didn't convert, it was okay
to kill them. Like there's there's there's images like of
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like uh like paintings and stuff, and images of what
they were doing there, which include and this is from
his diaries, where they would like literally roast them on
a roasting pit like animals, human beings. Yes, exactly. It
was discussed. Like there's so many disgusting, horrible things that
I read, but I only found out when I was
taking grad school level courses outside of the public school
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education system.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know, right, right, anything with Tulsa, same thing with
the Knakba, I mean right, you learn about the na
until like, I'm lucky that I have.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
A grandfather who works with Palestinian journalists. But we should
all know about that. We learned history.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
How the fact that we know about that and today
is what is reminding us in the political spectrum today.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Why that's so important?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yea, And and I mean, and then you see, like
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I wanted to finish the point
about Chris, but let's all them gross Uh okay, yeah,
you know, no one but first name Basis. And but
I did want to point out the fact that, like, uh,
when these things happen like around us, I paid careful
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attention to how heads of state and like politicians in general,
like how everybody who has a platform to disseminate information,
how they are speaking about it, how they are speaking
about certain actors in that in whatever scenario is happening,
Because how they talk about it, it is law, you know,
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like even though it's just a statement that they're making,
that is policy, and then they create policy based on that.
But we can we can jump on a little. But
I just want to say, did you know did you
know his Perhoma Scott he was put in jail by whom?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Was he working by the Spaniards?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, he's Italian, He's working for the Spanish Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I know they did free agent signing back then.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Queen Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand, we're both responsible for
the Spanish Inquisition.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You know what, you could say, like I concede sharing
this one, like if you want, like it was one
of the worst free agents signing contracts in history.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Right, he found the wrong place and then he murdered
everybody there, and then he got put in jail, and
now we're celebrating him a criminal of course. Yeah, it
makes sense that we want Trump as president.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It makes it makes it makes sense people want to
vote for a friend.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
But no, I didn't know that. So he was in
jail for what But the.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Same people, no, no, for doing a genocide.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It was specifically, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The same people who kill their own people who murdered
the Jews and the Muslims and the non Catholics in
their country were like, Chris, Chris, you.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Went too bought, Hey, give me a break.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We could kill with our own borders.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
An right.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
So that's why, that's why Bartolomydlakas has had to write
a letter to the Kingdom for permission to do these things.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So he probably just didn't get permission. He probably just
did it of his own accord. Do you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, so you got to ask before you you do
the genius.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's not your right to kill.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, it's right, okay, because they could have they could
have been Christian, they could have been and.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Be saved, really saved because I wanted right. Yeah, So
this is very prescient, because this is why the doll
up was.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I want everyone listening to dollar. I give them all
the credit.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I just believe they should hire me and the amazing
guests I have because New York needs its own one.
We got too many fucking stories. And unless you're on
the Fore, unless you grew up taking the Fore train,
you're not gonna know all the ship. So I would
happily join. Uh. Anyway, So this is how we're gonna
start this okay, and this of which our journalism was born.
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You will see, because that's that's what this one's about,
our journalism. Uh. I'm gonna read a headline and then
you're gonna guess what year you think that headline is from.
And that's how we start. Okay, Okay, Okay, do.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I have to be exact or can I get a like,
can I do a guest in it?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Like? Ow, well, first give an exact year, and then
I'll try to yeah yeah, okay, okay, like I'll be
like warm. So this is I'm going to start with
a section okay, okay, women's page.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Okay, can you can you be a hand like is
it a local or national?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
So these are all New York okay only oh yeah,
because it could be The Times? Yeah right, okay. One
of them is always the Times. This is how I
do it. One of them is always The Times. And
then there's two of them. One is a New York
state outside of New York City, and one is a
New York City paper.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
But okay, but with the year New York Times post,
it's not New York City.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It's not New York City.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It has an entire section called the Women's Page, and
there's other headlines. But I want to start there because
I want you to know that we're at a time
when you could literally put in huge font yeah, the
Woman's page.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And I want to say, okay, I want to say
two thousand and two, no, okay, okay, okay, nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
We go even further. I always try to think about
who could have sat next to me at a diner,
Like I.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Always try to get you said diners, I want to
say nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Well, okay, now you're very close nineteen yeah, still with segregation.
That's what I was getting at. Whenever someone like laments
that were not in like the olden times? I right, okay,
who could have sat next to me? Because if I
couldn't have sat next to me, it's not a good time, right?
Is how I look? No?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I started with two thousand and two because I was
just like, is this is this a Is this a falt?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Not a false flag? That's something totally different? Red Herring?
Is it a red Harry?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Because? Well, because you know people are still misogynistic.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So that you know this is just misogynistic exponentially. You know,
this is from the This is one of my favorite
you want we were talking about things that are hard
to say, and we were talking about Native American So
we're about to put these two things together. This is
the RECONCA review. Do you know where Rakonkoma.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Is like Roanoke.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm thinking, no, what the are the balloons doing?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's weird. Instagram does that sometimes on my stories.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Happy it's a ghost. It is in Suffolk County, Oh
Long Long Long Island.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, so this is And I just realized.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I never even got to the part where it was
like you were.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
In Kentucky and just like came back here.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah that sort of matters.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, yeah, okay, I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's like that must have been night and day.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
And in lots of ways, yes, but in other ways,
you know, in lots of ways, I like, because I
used a car everywhere I went and now I'm commuting everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
But it also took me.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I mean it didn't take you know, it didn't take
me an hour to get to a mic, you know, right,
so that's been different.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Uh did you say time?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's it's the reconcom Review concom Review.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Is this like a section in a page?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, this is this is an entire section called the
Women's Page. So the Women's page is all about churches.
We got engaged married because if someone's married, like.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
An obituary, but for like weddings.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, okay, the marriage is only for women. Like he's
gonna go and do whatever he wants.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Right, right, is your job to get married regardless.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah. Right, So let's see some of the scintillating journalism here.
Saint Joseph's RC Church, Lake Raconcomo was the setting for
a wedding Saturday, October seventh of Lucrestia and Romani, daughter
of mister and missus Lewis P. Romani of Lake Ncoma
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of John J. Ruppel's son of How many times are
they going to say, oh, of mister and missus Anthony J.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Rupple Oh wait, I'm gonna pause. I'm an so I
went through the whole marriage process at some point. Oh
my god. But anyways, when you write like invitations or
when you write about like the marriage of someone, there
is a whole like you're doing that whole list this person,
son of this person, daughter of this person, son of
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so and so, and of so and so, like it's
a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It's a very like formal way thrones.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, it's it's very olditional and outdated style of speaking
about relationships between So it's apparently like to give respect
to all the people in the family of the person
and people getting.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
All the all the bloodlines, all the to get tygery
the blood life. Yeah, uh. A reception for one hundred
guests was held at Bronco Charlie's.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
That's that's a fun name for a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I just think of OJ's Bronco.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I just think of Bronco sauce from Arby's. Isn't it
called Bronco sauce.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I've never been to Arby's, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I realized that coming here.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I was like, oh no, they don't have any Arby's,
Like there was none on my door dash. It was
like I searched for one. There was nothing nearby. And
I don't really give a fuck about Arby's. But they're
fish sandwich. When when is it fish?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, you know how all the all the all the Catholics.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
All the Catholics. Yeah, it's so weird. It's like, why
can't you do that for Muslims? Why can't you just
have the sandwich around forever? By the only during Anyways?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It is.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It is the best I ever.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Really, Okay, yeah, I do like I do.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I love everything fish, everything fried, so that that sounds good.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Recently came out with the potato patty that I can't
have because I'm not near any anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Sorry, I should stop talking.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You can't have potato no, no, no, I can't have
the potato patty thing that came out because it's.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Not it's not your potato patty. That sounds like I.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Missed the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Wait a second, they really are just missing eat At
this point, it sounds like a potato pancake for lack
cut right something. Armies. We'll do the Armies.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I was gonna say, the Army's swarma.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Armies. Yeah, ok yeah, they have it.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I call it gyro, but everywhere outside of it, it's
it's a euro.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's a euro.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh it's a yuro.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I know, is pronounce like a why. But like, if
you think about it, it sounds like hero, like a
hero sandwich.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You know. So euro actually makes sense. Okay, but but
I don't like saying I say.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I like saying giro because that's how I grew up
saying it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, yeah, yeah, if you go here, it's kind of
like if I go and I say, you know, and
Puerto Rico, people are like, oh, you gotta say it
like that Puerto Rico. So sometimes we do that here.
It's like we don't gotta. It's all good. So This
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is what I don't like though, Why the fuck they
got to end it with they will the couple will
live on Perry Avenue, Holbrook, who the fuck told you
to tell everyone reading the Reconcomer review avenue? Is this?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Is this like a small town thing.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Probably know one of those places you watched the True Crime,
Like we left our doors unlocked before he came to town,
and it's like, why locked your doors? It takes it
takes a.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
But if a bear came in. I think it's why
people have so many bears in their house. You'll read
all the news stories about bears entering them, Like, why
the fuck would you leave it?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's because you left it open, dumbass anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So why why why would they? Okay, so this newly
mattered in case you don't like them and want to
harass them, in case you are the scorn lover, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You didn't get a chance to uh to object at
the wedding, but you're probably right, and probably it probably
is such a small town back then that it's like
they already knew that, right, they already.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Knew and it's love. Go ahead, no, no go. I
was just gonna say I love when there's places in
New York called Rakonkqua and somehow you're racist. It's like, right,
you are literally named after the natives who were here.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
It's literally it's it's in Long Island, and that is
the most racist part of New York. I'm so sorry
to anybody that lives in Long Islands. It's Long Island,
Staten Island in South Brooklyn. I'm so sorry. That's just facts.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
That's just well, yeah, no, Long Island is at least
as of a few years ago, the most segregated area
in the United States of America is not specifically Suffolk County,
but is the most segregated based on You could say that, okay,
there's no laws, but that's not how it needs to work. Segregation.
(25:32):
It's called the facto. You could have the facto segregation.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Bring your lawyer stuff into this. I almost stating for nothing.
That's where we met, by the way, that's where we started.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right right, And I think Natalia's office, that's so funny.
Why okay, I gotta go to this other one because
this one was even more sexist than than the women's.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Wait are we okay? Okay, so we're off the women's page.
We're off, We're.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Off the women. I mean, there's only so much I
could do with just random dudes getting married and learning
where they levell.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
So was the Raconco Review part of the Women's actually.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Wrong Conko Review?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Was that part of the wrong conk Wrong, wrong Conka
sorry for being no no I so.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, oh I found it. It was in the Okay, okay,
so worries the ladies page or the women's page was
a whole thing in the wrong Conkoma Review, And under
that were weddings and parties, and you know what women
would go to if they were at a newspaper, women's business. Yeah,
(26:52):
why what else would they do in nineteen fifty nine.
But I'm gonna give you a new one, and I'm
gonna I'm gonna let you guess this one. This because
this is how I wanted to start it, but I
couldn't find the headline how to serve a fickle minded lady.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
This is definitely also from the fifties, very like nineteen okay, sixties,
no seventies.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Well.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
No, it is a sixties, oh.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Okay, so nineteen eight, no, eighteen sixties, eighteen sixty eight
eighteen sixty eight. Oh my god, the.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
The Staten Island leader.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Of course it was Satan. Yes, sorry, this is REASONA
on Saten Island.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
How just serve a fickle It's such a great opening.
How to serve a fickle minded lady that.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Could be saying, yeah, they just can't make up their minds.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
She don't know if she want Arvy's, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Arvy's or McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
What is she? What does she want to eat?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
What do you want to eat? Pickle minded bitch?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I just fickle minded bitch, okay, MB Can I.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Tell you I was in this day and age I was.
I was talking to this guy who was trying to
like link up with.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Me, and I was not having it, like man clean
yeah yea. And so he basically he went on like
this really misogynistic rant.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I didn't realize it in the moment. I just kind
of like panicked when I was in shock and frozen.
I freeze in those kind of situations. And so anyways,
he was saying stuff about he was literally in twenty
twenty two. This is two years ago, in twenty twenty
two years in Lovo. No, but he's from he's from
like the North. He's from like I think, not Columbus,
(29:05):
so high a little bit further like in Michigan. But anyway, okay,
I thought he was like a really progressive dude. And
then he opened his mouth. He basically he was saying,
how women just can't make up their mind I'm so
happy that you know you picked a place to eat
right away.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
He was like trying to make me feel like I
was one of the good ones. I mean, he didn't
mean it as a joke. He was dead serious. Wasn't
even he didn't even mean it as a jo He.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Meant it seriously, and he scared the fuck out of me,
Like he was literally like he was dead serious about
like he gets really upset in memory that women can't
make up their minds and I'm so glad.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That you're a woman. He's like one of those people
who are like attracted the women, but them like serious,
like serious, you mean.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Good.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I can say that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Like most men, and unfortunately I would put in that
category even if they don't know it. But but so
he was really mad about not getting the meats at Arby.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, you could say that he was just mad at
when why.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Why is like why is like choosing Chick fil A
on the first try.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
That important to someone, right, It's like, sometimes I don't
want to use my brain capacity for anything.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Sometimes no doubts bray empty, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
So sometimes you know you're in the mood for the
the Schwarbies, which is one of call it when when
Arby's does have I'm gonna call it or the swarm
like an army of.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
RB Schwarby. When you find.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Out about Arbi Shwarma, I'll probably know before you do,
but let me let me.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Know if you find out.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Lamby is one of those meats that it's like, I
feel so guilty eating it. Yes, but it's fucking it's
so good.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
But I'm still like, oh that was a lamb.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Because my line, my line of where I go is
kind of there. But it's anyway, all right, let's go
to this fickle minded lady and how we're.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
What is some advice I will I will rape. I
will rate each of these pieces of advice as like,
on a scale of zero to ten, ten being the
most useful and zero being put that egg.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, let's let's let us again a few days since
a young gentleman and a young lady appeared at the
parsonage of an eminent clergyman of this city. City. He's
talking about stan Island, I'm guessing, or he's talking about
all of New York City Island. You want stand island,
you got, you got, you gotta stand on.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Your own business. Sorry, tents down.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Up, Yeah, it's going to the city. This city. You're
talking about your own shit. Okay. For the purpose of
having respective destinies united in the holy bonds of matrimony,
is he just want to smash.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Right, No, he wants to get married so he can fash.
I think that's what he's saying.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
What is a carsonage, parsonage, parsonage? At first, I was
thinking patronage, But I don't know what parsonage is.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Because it looks like it's just like it looks like
the person who's like hosting it the parsonage of an
eminent clergyman in the city is like facilitating this. That's
that's what it looks like of having the respective destinies
united in holy bonds of matrimony. Everything being ready, the
clergyman aforesaid, was about to proceed with the ceremony. Here
(32:52):
we go. When the young lady discovered that she was
minus the kid. The kid gloves necessary on such occasions,
whereupon she requested her affians to hasten to a store
to procure the indispensable kids.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
She's preferring to fucking gloves.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Now, telling him to be in a hurry or she
might change her mind. So if you don't get me
the gloves, okay, I might.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Not do with this man, and honestly ballad because I
I feel that like she was going to get the
ick if he wasn't able to procure the gloves.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You know, I think it was her bridesmaid. She didn't
ask him. She asked her, where is this the intended
bride weight wait, the clergyman witnesses, No, no, no, She
requested her affiance.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Okay, yeah, stupid way of saying fiance. So he's basically
just oh oh you know why, it's like of Paul
of Tom.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She's off fianced. Yes, that's her who she is affianced too. Yes,
that's so stupid. She's like basically like owner ownership.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Over of course, that's why. So so he's got to
go like fucking Lord and Taylor at like fucking one
one pm just to get this and run back and
make sure that.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You're lucky weddings in the afternoon and not at night. Okay, considerous.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh by the way, so this is this is the
very first issue I wanted to do, the first issue.
This is November fourteenth, so it's going to.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Be chilly, eighteen sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
It's a Saturday, is yes?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Is it though?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Because global warming has it like it's not steam rolling yet,
even though they got the steam engine around this time.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I think, yes, I think, but it has it co
two levels have an increased high enough.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
For I mean, November can get nippy.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
It can't get nippy, but it's gotten worse over the
last few years because it's not supposed to be that
cold so soon.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I think, right, right, it's cold and it doesn't snow.
It's cold and.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It doesn't snow, but it's like abnormally cold. Anyways, R
go on.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So the advice witnesses, did you have advice? You have advice? No?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Are we are we getting advice?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
No, no, Because this is the advice for the man
with a pickle woman.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I don't know. I think sometimes as I read these reports,
I'm like, did this guy just stalk everybody and like
just take notes. As he was in the first one
I did with my cousin, this guy was just talking
about a honeymoon. Yeah, and it was like, how are
you reporting on a honeymoon? It's like did someone invite you?
(35:50):
And basically what he's that one was like it was
so I may have found the best one just randomly
in the first episode because it was literally about the
reporter opened it basically saying like they were in Cincinnati,
and he was like, as if Cincinnati was like I
don't know, fucking Scarsdale for those who an affluent area
(36:12):
of Westchester and they're from I don't know, like some
other bumble part of I.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Think it was Kentucky actually, or Kansas or Kansas.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
And he was like, oh, they were aweing and so
amazed at the seats, at the lights, and it's like
you basically saying, broke people are now like amazed for
basic human needs and functions, like they the honeymoon is
the first time that they're in contact with like working
electricity and plumbing.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I mean they're from Staten Island, so no.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, this is a different one. This is the other one.
I'm just noticing a pattern here. Gotcha, Like, how did
this guy know those people? Honeymoon? Like?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Was he a fly on the wall? Was he like
there Jiminy cricket, Like, what's going right?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
And then what happened is this guy was afraid to
have sex for the first time with his wife, so
he sat outside the hotel room and he was trying
to find people. I can't believe I just found this.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And how did he know all this information? That's so bizarre?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Exactly Well, now he's interviewing the motherfucker, I'm guessing, but
how did he choose them? So this dude is poor
sap is just sitting outside the hotel room trying to
find advice. I guess what it was. It was very
awkward side like anyway, So the clergyman witnesses the intended
(37:37):
bride wait I some time for the return of the
youth with the gloves. He didn't come. They waited longer,
and still he failed to put in an appearance. So
he's not coming. The groom isn't coming back.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Oh shit. The matter at.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Last becoming really serious and alarming, The clergyman took his
hat and proceeded post pace in search of the truant lover.
Whom he found truant truant. She talked about the truant lover,
(38:18):
whom he found after diligence search and many inquiries, quietly
seated at the veranda, I'm waiting for this to be
an affair at the veranda of the park house, with
his feet elevated on the back of a chair and
very deliberately puffing a cigar. He literally dishes his moae
for a cigar.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
He's like, fuck this shit, and he ditches her because
she was like, I need gloves.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
She was being a princess. She wanted the princess treatment,
and he was just like, fuck this. Okay, first recorded
instance of install red pill. Minded brother. I'm gonna rate
this advice on a scale from a skill of zero
to ten.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Are we done? Is it finished?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
There's this one more common.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, I don't think there's advice on being oh wait.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
On being asked to explain his.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Singular conduct, he carelessly remarked that he was waiting to
see if she was going to change her mind. They
were married, however, after a two hour delay.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I don't like this guy at all.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I don't either.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
That was a very odd one.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's like you know what that reminds me of, you
know when like when you see like videos of people
getting married and the bride like playfully like uh, puts
like the cake on his nose or his face and
it gets mad right like red flag, Run girl run.
I'm not even gonna rate this because obviously pathetic move
like you are you? Is your masculinity really that fragile?
(39:44):
It's fucking eighteen sixty evish, like.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Go to war. I don't know. I mean, I mean,
I'm annoy thinking about this guy.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Like the whole thing was fucked.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
I don't understand him doing the errand but I don't
understand why she must have like.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Like was this and I have these tiny gloves or
am I changed my mind?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I mean, it's just it's just funny. But I also
don't understand why are you smoking a cigar?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I just feel like these being a douchebag. He's just
being a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Like I feel like these people, well maybe it took
two hours to them to get married, and then two
hours later they might not be married, and then two days.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
I feel like this is gonna be a toxic relationship.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Oh hell yeah, why are they still getting married. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Like this is definitely toxic behavior both of them, but
like especially him, Like stop being a douche bag. She
just wants to be in her feminine energy.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
I mean, but I mean yeah, I mean to an extent,
I get it. It's like this was part of the
deal and she doesn't have it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, so like she must be yeah, go aheadah.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
I say eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But honestly, no one else has a pair of white gloves, right,
Like why does not man have to go to get
like the last Cuban cigar in stan Island? Right?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I feel like if she was Muslim, she wouldn't have
had that problem because literally, in order to get married,
they have to have an agreed upon dowry that he
has to provide, and so like this would have been
means for uh can't.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Slain the wedding grounds for dismissal.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Grounds for dismissal. I love how we're still using way language.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Okay. Yeah. I was the best man at an Indian
wedding and I was very scared because I heard that
if I don't return my friend who I'm the best
man for, I don't get his shoes back to him.
Yes that he will have to do whatever the family
(41:47):
wants her family, and also yes that that like there
would be something he would have to pay. He already
had to pay to get to the altar.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
You have to pay.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
He had to pay three cousins the man. The man
took cash out of his yea and paid three cousins
to get it. Was like there were different stops, yeah,
to go to. So it's me and my me and
my cousin got the shoes. We're like, we're not doing
this by chance. We ran there, like my cousin stuffed
it in his his courtA and he was like he's like,
(42:19):
no one's gonna get this ship. But then everyone else
like cheated. They were trying to tackle him, and I'm
like that yeah, so it.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Gets pretty intense the do and so you're it's called
the due like you drink the milk and hide the shoes.
It gets it gets No, No, that's the that's the tradition.
That's what it's called. H it's there's a name for it.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
There's an actual name for it.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
And the names tell you the steps, drink the milk
and hide the shoes, and like it's it gets really
intense sometimes, like people like depending on your relationship with
the people, if they're if the if the family is
too formal, that you know, getting married, they're too formal.
Even one of the families is too formal. You don't
want to be too intense about it because then then
it starts leaning on rudeness. But if you guys are close,
(43:06):
like you know the family really well, you guys are chill,
you guys are friends, it can get very competitive and intense.
And yeah, it's the point where people, some people might
even get hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Like we weren't signing up for NFL training camp, right
we won Farren square and they cheated twice because the
other thing I had.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
I love how you're so mad.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I was in this to win.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
I have to protect his I had to protect his nose.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
His nose was going his nose was going to be
stolen at some point, like got your nose.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
And I was on the offense.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I was on the offensive.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting. And then someone on
the bride side is saying, you don't got to do
that right now, it's not the time for that part
of the ceremony. So I felt that she used that
as a def for thee his nose.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
So we we we lost twice and it didn't count.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
She used your whiteness as your vulnerability.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
She used the first time you didn't have white privilege,
you did, you had white disprivileged.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah it was, yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
It was daisy privilege overtook white privilege, white.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
White unprivileged, white unprivileged. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, and he's and he's Dominican, right, okay, okay, n
the Dominican.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Okay, sorry, find me in Dominican from the Bronx. Find
me in Dominican. Anybody who's listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
You know how many friends I have are.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Okay, houg me up. You use your networks, you know,
make your network work for you.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
I'll try to get another on the show. This okay, okay,
So let's go to the last one. So this is
from the New York Way.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I have five four percent battery left on my phone. Okay,
it's been this whole time.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay, this is this will be the last one. It's quick.
I did this. I just searched the New York Times
on my birthday, and my birthday is December twelfth, nineteen ninety.
So I just did that and saw what was like
the worst one there, and I just saw a big
title that said microwave cooking. That's it.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
That's from the night, that's from nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah. And then that's how she started it. And then
this is the article. It starts with this Native Americans
Gabe newly arrived English settlers. Again, a very welcome way
to open this whole thing. A wide variety they were
welcoming to their new guests, so wide variety of pumpkin
and other squashes. This is after Thanksgiving, ladies, Oh my god,
(45:54):
we were not even at the time when.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
We were supposed to whitewash history.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Like you're you're late for whitewash. You're late it. Don't
do that. On my birthday, these were considered particularly valuable gifts,
the pumpkins and squashes that would last through winter.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
These were not the pumpkins associated with Halloween, the Big Moon,
autumn gold jack o lantern, but more like the winter squashes,
the sugar pumpkin, which is small, very sweet, or the
cheese pumpkin I did not know that exists.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Which is large, squat in beige with a thick skin.
While it's not clearly exactly how the settlers did it, today,
the microwave of it can cook these heavy skin vegetables
quickly and well. Because when I think of a microwave,
I think pumpkins, right.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
That's never what it was used for. But honestly, I
actually have done that a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
No, if you cut like what I use, what is it,
the spaghetti squash, If you cut it in half and
you like scoop out the seeds and stuff, and then
you put it in the microwave for a little but
you can, uh.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
He's been put like olive oil and like pepper, and
I think he's put it upside down on a plate
in the microwave for like ten minutes. You put it
for like a really abnormally long amount of time that
the microway probably can't even handle to me, honest But
like afterwards it comes out like spaghetti and you can
put sauce on it and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
That and actually tastes kind of good. I wouldn't. I
would give it like a at a ten, depending on
your sauce.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
It's in the Struggle Gourmet k Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
I've been there. I've done struggle gourmet. Yeah, it's fun.
I just yeah, yeah, Uh what did I do the
other day? I had rice left and I had tahini
sauce left, and I was like, let's just mix these
bad boys together.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
You put an egg in there and I put some
well I had egg before.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
That, but I was I ran out. I would want
it to.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
But I ran out protein.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
And I put uh grandulas, which are pigeon pies.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Oh. I almost thought you were gonna say pigeon Okay,
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I know nobodys talking about pigeon peas.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
At no point in New York we've been starving. But
we don't.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
We don't we never never, we haven't got Thank God,
I love pigeons.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah yeah it was. I mean this the stuff you
throw together man, when you have to Uh yeah, that's
how That's how adventures are worn. But anyway, so this
lady h I guess a few weeks after Thanksgiving just
wanted to remind us that Native Americans kindly gave us
the pumpkin for her to microwave.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
You know, we went on so many tanges that I
forgot what the story was about, and then you just
put it together and I'm like, what the actual.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Factor, Like, why did you have to bring this?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Why did you need that as your sentimental It's not.
This is like, this is like pre cooking blogs. This
is pre creaking bogs where you're trying to make it
seem important and it's like, just get to the recipe against.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
The woke mafia. I will use food coloring.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Okay, food coloring before you cancel me?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
All right, Like it's like.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
All right, ladies, please please me.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
First of all, you shouldn't use food coloring because it'll
it hurts it. It's bad for me.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
I'm gonna have like a blue a soccer.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yellow sixty.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
There was a red that was bad.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Red sixty nine or yellow and.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Sixty nine sounds like a different type of venue.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Uh, But anyway, I know you have low percentage. This
was fun. Yeah, I'll invite you to the other version
where I read you a story and you know what
it's about. This was great.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, this is super fun. Thank you so much time.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
This is take care you by
Welcome to the Past Crimes, a subset of the Barralic.
It's great to do our second episode, and I would
like to introduce our special guest today, someone who has
received funds pirate jobby. Shit.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I can't believe you're bringing that up.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I wanted to open with that because it's a great story.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
And you want to reference. Okay, we're doing a callback.
Yes we are to four years ago.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Exactly now, why what is a pirate jobby and what
and how did you get money for doing such shit? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Man, it was an interesting time. It was the best
of times, it was the worst of times. And then
it was the pandemic. We were quarantining. We were still
in a pandemic, but we were specifically being quarantined government
mandated quarantine, which we should honestly revive. But I was
losing my mind, and at the time I was a
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hijabbi and I would like to wear it again. I
want to get there on my own. It's my own journey.
But like at the time I was wearing the hijob
I were, you know, covering everything and.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Over my hit job.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I would wear a pirate hat because I also used
to cosplay and I was scrolling through TikTok at the time,
and I saw all of this like.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Pirate TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It was specifically like buy Pirate TikTok, and it was
the most mesmerizing thing ever, and I fell in love.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And sexual pirates, yes, yes, and I thought it was
like for us by us.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, it was pirates a little bit honestly.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And the bisexual I'm so late.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, no, no, you're fine, and so I would wear
and I identify as bisexual.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh but anyways, I I would.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We are in agreement there. I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, women are gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Anyways, I would wear the pirate hat on top of
my hidjob and yeah, it was a pirate jobby, I would.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I coined the name pirate jobby and then then thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think I'm the probably the only one.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm sure there there are more.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Like hijabbies are like the coolest fashionistas, and uh they
they they are very versatile in the way they style themselves,
even you know, while they're covered, and so it's it's
really cool because I used to cost play as a
hijaby and I used to have to like change up
my style to like match whatever so I would do
like a gender bent uh Deku from Medoria from micro
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Academia and you know, green hijab inside of the green
hair et c. Or if I did Goku from Dragon
Ball Z, I would wear the yellow job to do
Super Saiyan Goku. Anyways, but like, I put the pirate
hat on, and something changed chemically in my brain and
it just felt like it was a part of me
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and it was unnecessary, and I just strongly identified as
a pirate Jobby from then on. And I posted that
on Twitter one time, and at the time, my Twitter
was poppin' and you know, Elon hadn't destroyed Twitter yet
and the algorithm wasn't fucked up yet because of him,
and so like I would, I would started getting followers
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this and that, and so I would do random shit
on Twitter all the time. And so I posted myself
wearing the pirate Jobby outfit, and I, you know, caption
it with a pirate Jobby shit doing Pirate Jobby ships.
I think I don't remember I said something about pirate
Jobby in the in the caption on fire.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And then and then someone someone ben mooed me randomly
ben moed me.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like I think it was ten or fifteen bucks or
it was something like hundred twenty dollars or something. And
they commented with their Venmo transaction. They said, for doing
pirate joby shit.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
For doing pirate joby shit that I was took me
out in shock. My jaw dropped. I was like, A,
I didn't know people were paying attention to me. B.
I didn't know anyone would pick up that coin term.
I thought, literally it was just me using it and
I am an insane person.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And also it was just like it felt like like
an acknowledgment of who I was at the time, Like
it felt like something saw me.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I felt like seen.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I felt seen literally being felt seen literally, felt seen
in multiple dimensions, Yeah, multiple identities.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I got paid for being seen. I got paid and
I was seen and that is such a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's so important. Well, put some respect on your real name.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, I'm Chowdery Chowder and I'm chowdery Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, good. I want to make sure I got it right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yes, I do tell people that it's like clam chowder,
but there's no it's like it's not a it's a
child reath.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yes, it's actually that's not even the right way to say.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, but that's not even the right honestly, No, I
because I've americanized it. I actually I de americanized my
first name because people used to say anam or a
nam or on them. It's on them, and then the
last name. I still leave it kind of. I'm anglicized
because I am a hard time saying it because it
requires like a little like emphasis, like a like a childry,
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and I just.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I just can't do it. Seriously, I can't do it.
But a serious case, even though I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We want to put respect on it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The famous quote goes, if motherfuckers can say Danaris tigerion,
we can learn other names.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh yeah, you can see dot there we go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I can't even I thought I could say that in
my head this, you know, I've never said it out loud.
I've only ever said it in my head. And I
thought I was saying it right this whole time in
my head, and I just never said yeah. In the
minute I try saying it out loud, I fuck up.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That happens. Sometimes there's like a few words just to
give everyone a little bit of fear when they go talk.
There's a few words you've never said that you will
end up saying. But anyway, so I want to go
back to something you said before we started that will
lead into this. Well, so, like I said, this is
based on the dollu and that and the past times
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is an extension of the dollup and this is our homage.
I hope they pay us one day. We always joke
we're sponsored by something. We make some ship up to
be sponsored by Blacktate, sponsor us lactate. Actually, yeah, lactate.
Lactate is good. But you were talking about how the
our education system is really a joke, and that's what
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the dollar. Well, first of all, they make it into
a joke, but it's also a joke in that there's
so many stories that we do not hear because they're
gate kept, they're anglicized. Like we were talking about names
and whitewashed. So what was the what did you say?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was a tim Yeah, I said that the public
American public school education system feels like it was bought
off of Tino wish dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So what that reminds me of is that, like you're
talking about cosplay, you know, I always say this country
is run.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
By white people who can't larp. You know what, you
know what LARPing?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, yeah, of course I don't want.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Because you said you said cosplay, so I thought it's
all LARPing live Yeah, those who don't know. I've said
this many times on other episodes, but it's live action
role play. And if you see dudes in the in
the dressed as a dressed as a wizard, you know
they are LARPing. But the problem is that if a
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wizard gets on the fore train, everybody's like, why is
there a wizard here? But if you're in bumble fuck America,
nobody's looking at you funny for LARPing.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Is that we don't have the self. You know, we're
not cognizant enough of the lark, especially white men. So
I'm writing a piece called white Men Can't Larp instead
of White Men Can't Jump. Anyway, it reminds me of
when you said about Wish. It reminds me about how
much of these are it's fan fiction. Really is of
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what white people want.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Is fan fiction.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The illegals are coming here to hurt you, take your jobs.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's like the election is stolen everything now.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Honestly, I was literally that's the back words I would
use as well. It's like a it is a mythology.
I think more scholars have called it a mythology, like
mythologizing America to make you believe it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But that's like what.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Every state kind of does when you're trying to project
like nationalism onto them, Like I think about Christopher Columbus
a lot, like this one has bothered me and this
is actually in my set.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But I and the thing is, I have to like
trim the fat off of the joke.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
So I'm going to say it over a year because
I get to talk more about it, if.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That's okay, Like I can do that right now.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
No, it is. We're still developing this podcast, so this
is great place to practice perfect So.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Basically like yeah, so basically, like you know, like and
this was exactly my complaints with what we were talking
about earlier is like why do we teach such fruitless
things in school, Like like, for example, we're constantly learning
about Christopher Columbus. Like I don't remember a single time
in school, a single year, whether it was elementary school
(09:53):
through middle school through high school, that I wasn't learning
about Christopher Columbus at some point and like and it's
constantly reader at fourteen ninety two Columbus Dale the Ocean
Blue fourteen ninety to Columbus And we learned like in
a very cute way, where like coloring pages of like
the Nina, the pints of the Santa.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Maria, Why are we doing all of that?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And then I only found out, not even in college,
but when I went to grad school for international relations.
During that time, I found out that that was a genocide.
And it wasn't even through my grad school program. It
was through another program I was doing on the side,
which was like learning I was just on the side,
like learning Islamic history versus how how Islam tries to
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create a citizen versus how a state tries to create
a citizen. And in that I was reading like bartolemeyd
La Cossas, I was reading his diary or whatever and
learning more deeply about like actually what happened, like from
grad school level papers that it was a genocide?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Didn't they like as us at some point like say
he believed that like slavery is a moral like but
only started it. He started with it, Yes, at one
point did because I remember someone saying at won't reading
about him. At one point sea we should learn alongside Columbus,
but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, no, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He was.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
He was totally for it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And then he was like, oh, but we can make
all of these people of Christian soldiers, so the savages. Yeah,
and obviously they were considered savages because you know, they
weren't Christian, and so he would He wrote to Queen
Isabella and King Ferdinand asking for permission to convert the
people there, and if they didn't convert, it was okay
to kill them. Like there's there's there's images like of
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like uh like paintings and stuff, and images of what
they were doing there, which include and this is from
his diaries, where they would like literally roast them on
a roasting pit like animals, human beings. Yes, exactly. It
was discussed. Like there's so many disgusting, horrible things that
I read, but I only found out when I was
taking grad school level courses outside of the public school
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education system.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know, right, right, anything with Tulsa, same thing with
the Knakba, I mean right, you learn about the na
until like, I'm lucky that I have.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
A grandfather who works with Palestinian journalists. But we should
all know about that. We learned history.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
How the fact that we know about that and today
is what is reminding us in the political spectrum today.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Why that's so important?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yea, And and I mean, and then you see, like
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I wanted to finish the point
about Chris, but let's all them gross Uh okay, yeah,
you know, no one but first name Basis. And but
I did want to point out the fact that, like, uh,
when these things happen like around us, I paid careful
(12:40):
attention to how heads of state and like politicians in general,
like how everybody who has a platform to disseminate information,
how they are speaking about it, how they are speaking
about certain actors in that in whatever scenario is happening,
Because how they talk about it, it is law, you know,
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like even though it's just a statement that they're making,
that is policy, and then they create policy based on that.
But we can we can jump on a little. But
I just want to say, did you know did you
know his Perhoma Scott he was put in jail by whom?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Was he working by the Spaniards?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, he's Italian, He's working for the Spanish Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I know they did free agent signing back then.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Queen Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand, we're both responsible for
the Spanish Inquisition.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You know what, you could say, like I concede sharing
this one, like if you want, like it was one
of the worst free agents signing contracts in history.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Right, he found the wrong place and then he murdered
everybody there, and then he got put in jail, and
now we're celebrating him a criminal of course. Yeah, it
makes sense that we want Trump as president.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It makes it makes it makes sense people want to
vote for a friend.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
But no, I didn't know that. So he was in
jail for what But the.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Same people, no, no, for doing a genocide.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It was specifically, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The same people who kill their own people who murdered
the Jews and the Muslims and the non Catholics in
their country were like, Chris, Chris, you.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Went too bought, Hey, give me a break.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We could kill with our own borders.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
An right.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
So that's why, that's why Bartolomydlakas has had to write
a letter to the Kingdom for permission to do these things.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So he probably just didn't get permission. He probably just
did it of his own accord. Do you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, so you got to ask before you you do
the genius.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's not your right to kill.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, it's right, okay, because they could have they could
have been Christian, they could have been and.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Be saved, really saved because I wanted right. Yeah, So
this is very prescient, because this is why the doll
up was.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I want everyone listening to dollar. I give them all
the credit.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I just believe they should hire me and the amazing
guests I have because New York needs its own one.
We got too many fucking stories. And unless you're on
the Fore, unless you grew up taking the Fore train,
you're not gonna know all the ship. So I would
happily join. Uh. Anyway, So this is how we're gonna
start this okay, and this of which our journalism was born.
(15:40):
You will see, because that's that's what this one's about,
our journalism. Uh. I'm gonna read a headline and then
you're gonna guess what year you think that headline is from.
And that's how we start. Okay, Okay, Okay, do.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I have to be exact or can I get a like,
can I do a guest in it?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Like? Ow, well, first give an exact year, and then
I'll try to yeah yeah, okay, okay, like I'll be
like warm. So this is I'm going to start with
a section okay, okay, women's page.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Okay, can you can you be a hand like is
it a local or national?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
So these are all New York okay only oh yeah,
because it could be The Times? Yeah right, okay. One
of them is always the Times. This is how I
do it. One of them is always The Times. And
then there's two of them. One is a New York
state outside of New York City, and one is a
New York City paper.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
But okay, but with the year New York Times post,
it's not New York City.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It's not New York City.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It has an entire section called the Women's Page, and
there's other headlines. But I want to start there because
I want you to know that we're at a time
when you could literally put in huge font yeah, the
Woman's page.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And I want to say, okay, I want to say
two thousand and two, no, okay, okay, okay, nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
We go even further. I always try to think about
who could have sat next to me at a diner,
Like I.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Always try to get you said diners, I want to
say nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Well, okay, now you're very close nineteen yeah, still with segregation.
That's what I was getting at. Whenever someone like laments
that were not in like the olden times? I right, okay,
who could have sat next to me? Because if I
couldn't have sat next to me, it's not a good time, right?
Is how I look? No?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I started with two thousand and two because I was
just like, is this is this a Is this a falt?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Not a false flag? That's something totally different? Red Herring?
Is it a red Harry?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Because? Well, because you know people are still misogynistic.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So that you know this is just misogynistic exponentially. You know,
this is from the This is one of my favorite
you want we were talking about things that are hard
to say, and we were talking about Native American So
we're about to put these two things together. This is
the RECONCA review. Do you know where Rakonkoma.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Is like Roanoke.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm thinking, no, what the are the balloons doing?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's weird. Instagram does that sometimes on my stories.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Happy it's a ghost. It is in Suffolk County, Oh
Long Long Long Island.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, so this is And I just realized.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I never even got to the part where it was
like you were.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
In Kentucky and just like came back here.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah that sort of matters.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, yeah, okay, I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's like that must have been night and day.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
And in lots of ways, yes, but in other ways,
you know, in lots of ways, I like, because I
used a car everywhere I went and now I'm commuting everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
But it also took me.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I mean it didn't take you know, it didn't take
me an hour to get to a mic, you know, right,
so that's been different.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Uh did you say time?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's it's the reconcom Review concom Review.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Is this like a section in a page?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, this is this is an entire section called the
Women's Page. So the Women's page is all about churches.
We got engaged married because if someone's married, like.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
An obituary, but for like weddings.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, okay, the marriage is only for women. Like he's
gonna go and do whatever he wants.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Right, right, is your job to get married regardless.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah. Right, So let's see some of the scintillating journalism here.
Saint Joseph's RC Church, Lake Raconcomo was the setting for
a wedding Saturday, October seventh of Lucrestia and Romani, daughter
of mister and missus Lewis P. Romani of Lake Ncoma
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of John J. Ruppel's son of How many times are
they going to say, oh, of mister and missus Anthony J.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Rupple Oh wait, I'm gonna pause. I'm an so I
went through the whole marriage process at some point. Oh
my god. But anyways, when you write like invitations or
when you write about like the marriage of someone, there
is a whole like you're doing that whole list this person,
son of this person, daughter of this person, son of
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so and so, and of so and so, like it's
a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It's a very like formal way thrones.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, it's it's very olditional and outdated style of speaking
about relationships between So it's apparently like to give respect
to all the people in the family of the person
and people getting.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
All the all the bloodlines, all the to get tygery
the blood life. Yeah, uh. A reception for one hundred
guests was held at Bronco Charlie's.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
That's that's a fun name for a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I just think of OJ's Bronco.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I just think of Bronco sauce from Arby's. Isn't it
called Bronco sauce.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I've never been to Arby's, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I realized that coming here.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I was like, oh no, they don't have any Arby's,
Like there was none on my door dash. It was
like I searched for one. There was nothing nearby. And
I don't really give a fuck about Arby's. But they're
fish sandwich. When when is it fish?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, you know how all the all the all the Catholics.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
All the Catholics. Yeah, it's so weird. It's like, why
can't you do that for Muslims? Why can't you just
have the sandwich around forever? By the only during Anyways?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It is.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It is the best I ever.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Really, Okay, yeah, I do like I do.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I love everything fish, everything fried, so that that sounds good.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Recently came out with the potato patty that I can't
have because I'm not near any anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Sorry, I should stop talking.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You can't have potato no, no, no, I can't have
the potato patty thing that came out because it's.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Not it's not your potato patty. That sounds like I.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Missed the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Wait a second, they really are just missing eat At
this point, it sounds like a potato pancake for lack
cut right something. Armies. We'll do the Armies.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I was gonna say, the Army's swarma.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Armies. Yeah, ok yeah, they have it.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I call it gyro, but everywhere outside of it, it's
it's a euro.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's a euro.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh it's a yuro.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I know, is pronounce like a why. But like, if
you think about it, it sounds like hero, like a
hero sandwich.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You know. So euro actually makes sense. Okay, but but
I don't like saying I say.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I like saying giro because that's how I grew up
saying it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, yeah, yeah, if you go here, it's kind of
like if I go and I say, you know, and
Puerto Rico, people are like, oh, you gotta say it
like that Puerto Rico. So sometimes we do that here.
It's like we don't gotta. It's all good. So This
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is what I don't like though, Why the fuck they
got to end it with they will the couple will
live on Perry Avenue, Holbrook, who the fuck told you
to tell everyone reading the Reconcomer review avenue? Is this?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Is this like a small town thing.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Probably know one of those places you watched the True Crime,
Like we left our doors unlocked before he came to town,
and it's like, why locked your doors? It takes it
takes a.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
But if a bear came in. I think it's why
people have so many bears in their house. You'll read
all the news stories about bears entering them, Like, why
the fuck would you leave it?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's because you left it open, dumbass anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So why why why would they? Okay, so this newly
mattered in case you don't like them and want to
harass them, in case you are the scorn lover, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You didn't get a chance to uh to object at
the wedding, but you're probably right, and probably it probably
is such a small town back then that it's like
they already knew that, right, they already.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Knew and it's love. Go ahead, no, no go. I
was just gonna say I love when there's places in
New York called Rakonkqua and somehow you're racist. It's like, right,
you are literally named after the natives who were here.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
It's literally it's it's in Long Island, and that is
the most racist part of New York. I'm so sorry
to anybody that lives in Long Islands. It's Long Island,
Staten Island in South Brooklyn. I'm so sorry. That's just facts.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
That's just well, yeah, no, Long Island is at least
as of a few years ago, the most segregated area
in the United States of America is not specifically Suffolk County,
but is the most segregated based on You could say that, okay,
there's no laws, but that's not how it needs to work. Segregation.
(25:32):
It's called the facto. You could have the facto segregation.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Bring your lawyer stuff into this. I almost stating for nothing.
That's where we met, by the way, that's where we started.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right right, And I think Natalia's office, that's so funny.
Why okay, I gotta go to this other one because
this one was even more sexist than than the women's.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Wait are we okay? Okay, so we're off the women's page.
We're off, We're.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Off the women. I mean, there's only so much I
could do with just random dudes getting married and learning
where they levell.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
So was the Raconco Review part of the Women's actually.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Wrong Conko Review?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Was that part of the wrong conk Wrong, wrong Conka
sorry for being no no I so.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, oh I found it. It was in the Okay, okay,
so worries the ladies page or the women's page was
a whole thing in the wrong Conkoma Review, And under
that were weddings and parties, and you know what women
would go to if they were at a newspaper, women's business. Yeah,
(26:52):
why what else would they do in nineteen fifty nine.
But I'm gonna give you a new one, and I'm
gonna I'm gonna let you guess this one. This because
this is how I wanted to start it, but I
couldn't find the headline how to serve a fickle minded lady.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
This is definitely also from the fifties, very like nineteen okay, sixties,
no seventies.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Well.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
No, it is a sixties, oh.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Okay, so nineteen eight, no, eighteen sixties, eighteen sixty eight
eighteen sixty eight. Oh my god, the.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
The Staten Island leader.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Of course it was Satan. Yes, sorry, this is REASONA
on Saten Island.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
How just serve a fickle It's such a great opening.
How to serve a fickle minded lady that.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Could be saying, yeah, they just can't make up their minds.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
She don't know if she want Arvy's, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Arvy's or McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
What is she? What does she want to eat?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
What do you want to eat? Pickle minded bitch?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I just fickle minded bitch, okay, MB Can I.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Tell you I was in this day and age I was.
I was talking to this guy who was trying to
like link up with.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Me, and I was not having it, like man clean
yeah yea. And so he basically he went on like
this really misogynistic rant.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I didn't realize it in the moment. I just kind
of like panicked when I was in shock and frozen.
I freeze in those kind of situations. And so anyways,
he was saying stuff about he was literally in twenty
twenty two. This is two years ago, in twenty twenty
two years in Lovo. No, but he's from he's from
like the North. He's from like I think, not Columbus,
(29:05):
so high a little bit further like in Michigan. But anyway, okay,
I thought he was like a really progressive dude. And
then he opened his mouth. He basically he was saying,
how women just can't make up their mind I'm so
happy that you know you picked a place to eat
right away.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
He was like trying to make me feel like I
was one of the good ones. I mean, he didn't
mean it as a joke. He was dead serious. Wasn't
even he didn't even mean it as a jo He.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Meant it seriously, and he scared the fuck out of me,
Like he was literally like he was dead serious about
like he gets really upset in memory that women can't
make up their minds and I'm so glad.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That you're a woman. He's like one of those people
who are like attracted the women, but them like serious,
like serious, you mean.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Good.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I can say that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Like most men, and unfortunately I would put in that
category even if they don't know it. But but so
he was really mad about not getting the meats at Arby.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, you could say that he was just mad at
when why.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Why is like why is like choosing Chick fil A
on the first try.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
That important to someone, right, It's like, sometimes I don't
want to use my brain capacity for anything.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Sometimes no doubts bray empty, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
So sometimes you know you're in the mood for the
the Schwarbies, which is one of call it when when
Arby's does have I'm gonna call it or the swarm
like an army of.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
RB Schwarby. When you find.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Out about Arbi Shwarma, I'll probably know before you do,
but let me let me.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Know if you find out.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Lamby is one of those meats that it's like, I
feel so guilty eating it. Yes, but it's fucking it's
so good.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
But I'm still like, oh that was a lamb.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Because my line, my line of where I go is
kind of there. But it's anyway, all right, let's go
to this fickle minded lady and how we're.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
What is some advice I will I will rape. I
will rate each of these pieces of advice as like,
on a scale of zero to ten, ten being the
most useful and zero being put that egg.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, let's let's let us again a few days since
a young gentleman and a young lady appeared at the
parsonage of an eminent clergyman of this city. City. He's
talking about stan Island, I'm guessing, or he's talking about
all of New York City Island. You want stand island,
you got, you got, you gotta stand on.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Your own business. Sorry, tents down.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Up, Yeah, it's going to the city. This city. You're
talking about your own shit. Okay. For the purpose of
having respective destinies united in the holy bonds of matrimony,
is he just want to smash.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Right, No, he wants to get married so he can fash.
I think that's what he's saying.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
What is a carsonage, parsonage, parsonage? At first, I was
thinking patronage, But I don't know what parsonage is.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Because it looks like it's just like it looks like
the person who's like hosting it the parsonage of an
eminent clergyman in the city is like facilitating this. That's
that's what it looks like of having the respective destinies
united in holy bonds of matrimony. Everything being ready, the
clergyman aforesaid, was about to proceed with the ceremony. Here
(32:52):
we go. When the young lady discovered that she was
minus the kid. The kid gloves necessary on such occasions,
whereupon she requested her affians to hasten to a store
to procure the indispensable kids.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
She's preferring to fucking gloves.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Now, telling him to be in a hurry or she
might change her mind. So if you don't get me
the gloves, okay, I might.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Not do with this man, and honestly ballad because I
I feel that like she was going to get the
ick if he wasn't able to procure the gloves.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You know, I think it was her bridesmaid. She didn't
ask him. She asked her, where is this the intended
bride weight wait, the clergyman witnesses, No, no, no, She
requested her affiance.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Okay, yeah, stupid way of saying fiance. So he's basically
just oh oh you know why, it's like of Paul
of Tom.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She's off fianced. Yes, that's her who she is affianced too. Yes,
that's so stupid. She's like basically like owner ownership.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Over of course, that's why. So so he's got to
go like fucking Lord and Taylor at like fucking one
one pm just to get this and run back and
make sure that.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You're lucky weddings in the afternoon and not at night. Okay, considerous.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh by the way, so this is this is the
very first issue I wanted to do, the first issue.
This is November fourteenth, so it's going to.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Be chilly, eighteen sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
It's a Saturday, is yes?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Is it though?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Because global warming has it like it's not steam rolling yet,
even though they got the steam engine around this time.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I think, yes, I think, but it has it co
two levels have an increased high enough.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
For I mean, November can get nippy.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
It can't get nippy, but it's gotten worse over the
last few years because it's not supposed to be that
cold so soon.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I think, right, right, it's cold and it doesn't snow.
It's cold and.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It doesn't snow, but it's like abnormally cold. Anyways, R
go on.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So the advice witnesses, did you have advice? You have advice? No?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Are we are we getting advice?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
No, no, Because this is the advice for the man
with a pickle woman.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I don't know. I think sometimes as I read these reports,
I'm like, did this guy just stalk everybody and like
just take notes. As he was in the first one
I did with my cousin, this guy was just talking
about a honeymoon. Yeah, and it was like, how are
you reporting on a honeymoon? It's like did someone invite you?
(35:50):
And basically what he's that one was like it was
so I may have found the best one just randomly
in the first episode because it was literally about the
reporter opened it basically saying like they were in Cincinnati,
and he was like, as if Cincinnati was like I
don't know, fucking Scarsdale for those who an affluent area
(36:12):
of Westchester and they're from I don't know, like some
other bumble part of I.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Think it was Kentucky actually, or Kansas or Kansas.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
And he was like, oh, they were aweing and so
amazed at the seats, at the lights, and it's like
you basically saying, broke people are now like amazed for
basic human needs and functions, like they the honeymoon is
the first time that they're in contact with like working
electricity and plumbing.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I mean they're from Staten Island, so no.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, this is a different one. This is the other one.
I'm just noticing a pattern here. Gotcha, Like, how did
this guy know those people? Honeymoon? Like?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Was he a fly on the wall? Was he like
there Jiminy cricket, Like, what's going right?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
And then what happened is this guy was afraid to
have sex for the first time with his wife, so
he sat outside the hotel room and he was trying
to find people. I can't believe I just found this.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And how did he know all this information? That's so bizarre?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Exactly Well, now he's interviewing the motherfucker, I'm guessing, but
how did he choose them? So this dude is poor
sap is just sitting outside the hotel room trying to
find advice. I guess what it was. It was very
awkward side like anyway, So the clergyman witnesses the intended
(37:37):
bride wait I some time for the return of the
youth with the gloves. He didn't come. They waited longer,
and still he failed to put in an appearance. So
he's not coming. The groom isn't coming back.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Oh shit. The matter at.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Last becoming really serious and alarming, The clergyman took his
hat and proceeded post pace in search of the truant lover.
Whom he found truant truant. She talked about the truant lover,
(38:18):
whom he found after diligence search and many inquiries, quietly
seated at the veranda, I'm waiting for this to be
an affair at the veranda of the park house, with
his feet elevated on the back of a chair and
very deliberately puffing a cigar. He literally dishes his moae
for a cigar.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
He's like, fuck this shit, and he ditches her because
she was like, I need gloves.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
She was being a princess. She wanted the princess treatment,
and he was just like, fuck this. Okay, first recorded
instance of install red pill. Minded brother. I'm gonna rate
this advice on a scale from a skill of zero
to ten.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Are we done? Is it finished?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
There's this one more common.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, I don't think there's advice on being oh wait.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
On being asked to explain his.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Singular conduct, he carelessly remarked that he was waiting to
see if she was going to change her mind. They
were married, however, after a two hour delay.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
I don't like this guy at all.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I don't either.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
That was a very odd one.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's like you know what that reminds me of, you
know when like when you see like videos of people
getting married and the bride like playfully like uh, puts
like the cake on his nose or his face and
it gets mad right like red flag, Run girl run.
I'm not even gonna rate this because obviously pathetic move
like you are you? Is your masculinity really that fragile?
(39:44):
It's fucking eighteen sixty evish, like.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Go to war. I don't know. I mean, I mean,
I'm annoy thinking about this guy.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Like the whole thing was fucked.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
I don't understand him doing the errand but I don't
understand why she must have like.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Like was this and I have these tiny gloves or
am I changed my mind?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I mean, it's just it's just funny. But I also
don't understand why are you smoking a cigar?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I just feel like these being a douchebag. He's just
being a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Like I feel like these people, well maybe it took
two hours to them to get married, and then two
hours later they might not be married, and then two days.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
I feel like this is gonna be a toxic relationship.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Oh hell yeah, why are they still getting married. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Like this is definitely toxic behavior both of them, but
like especially him, Like stop being a douche bag. She
just wants to be in her feminine energy.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
I mean, but I mean yeah, I mean to an extent,
I get it. It's like this was part of the
deal and she doesn't have it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, so like she must be yeah, go aheadah.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
I say eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But honestly, no one else has a pair of white gloves, right,
Like why does not man have to go to get
like the last Cuban cigar in stan Island? Right?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I feel like if she was Muslim, she wouldn't have
had that problem because literally, in order to get married,
they have to have an agreed upon dowry that he
has to provide, and so like this would have been
means for uh can't.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Slain the wedding grounds for dismissal.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Grounds for dismissal. I love how we're still using way language.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Okay. Yeah. I was the best man at an Indian
wedding and I was very scared because I heard that
if I don't return my friend who I'm the best
man for, I don't get his shoes back to him.
Yes that he will have to do whatever the family
(41:47):
wants her family, and also yes that that like there
would be something he would have to pay. He already
had to pay to get to the altar.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
You have to pay.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
He had to pay three cousins the man. The man
took cash out of his yea and paid three cousins
to get it. Was like there were different stops, yeah,
to go to. So it's me and my me and
my cousin got the shoes. We're like, we're not doing
this by chance. We ran there, like my cousin stuffed
it in his his courtA and he was like he's like,
(42:19):
no one's gonna get this ship. But then everyone else
like cheated. They were trying to tackle him, and I'm
like that yeah, so it.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Gets pretty intense the do and so you're it's called
the due like you drink the milk and hide the shoes.
It gets it gets No, No, that's the that's the tradition.
That's what it's called. H it's there's a name for it.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
There's an actual name for it.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
And the names tell you the steps, drink the milk
and hide the shoes, and like it's it gets really
intense sometimes, like people like depending on your relationship with
the people, if they're if the if the family is
too formal, that you know, getting married, they're too formal.
Even one of the families is too formal. You don't
want to be too intense about it because then then
it starts leaning on rudeness. But if you guys are close,
(43:06):
like you know the family really well, you guys are chill,
you guys are friends, it can get very competitive and intense.
And yeah, it's the point where people, some people might
even get hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Like we weren't signing up for NFL training camp, right
we won Farren square and they cheated twice because the
other thing I had.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
I love how you're so mad.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I was in this to win.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
I have to protect his I had to protect his nose.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
His nose was going his nose was going to be
stolen at some point, like got your nose.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
And I was on the offense.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
I was on the offensive.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting. And then someone on
the bride side is saying, you don't got to do
that right now, it's not the time for that part
of the ceremony. So I felt that she used that
as a def for thee his nose.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
So we we we lost twice and it didn't count.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
She used your whiteness as your vulnerability.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
She used the first time you didn't have white privilege,
you did, you had white disprivileged.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah it was, yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
It was daisy privilege overtook white privilege, white.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
White unprivileged, white unprivileged. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, and he's and he's Dominican, right, okay, okay, n
the Dominican.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Okay, sorry, find me in Dominican from the Bronx. Find
me in Dominican. Anybody who's listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
You know how many friends I have are.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Okay, houg me up. You use your networks, you know,
make your network work for you.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
I'll try to get another on the show. This okay, okay,
So let's go to the last one. So this is
from the New York Way.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I have five four percent battery left on my phone. Okay,
it's been this whole time.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay, this is this will be the last one. It's quick.
I did this. I just searched the New York Times
on my birthday, and my birthday is December twelfth, nineteen ninety.
So I just did that and saw what was like
the worst one there, and I just saw a big
title that said microwave cooking. That's it.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
That's from the night, that's from nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah. And then that's how she started it. And then
this is the article. It starts with this Native Americans
Gabe newly arrived English settlers. Again, a very welcome way
to open this whole thing. A wide variety they were
welcoming to their new guests, so wide variety of pumpkin
and other squashes. This is after Thanksgiving, ladies, Oh my god,
(45:54):
we were not even at the time when.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
We were supposed to whitewash history.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Like you're you're late for whitewash. You're late it. Don't
do that. On my birthday, these were considered particularly valuable gifts,
the pumpkins and squashes that would last through winter.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
These were not the pumpkins associated with Halloween, the Big Moon,
autumn gold jack o lantern, but more like the winter squashes,
the sugar pumpkin, which is small, very sweet, or the
cheese pumpkin I did not know that exists.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Which is large, squat in beige with a thick skin.
While it's not clearly exactly how the settlers did it, today,
the microwave of it can cook these heavy skin vegetables
quickly and well. Because when I think of a microwave,
I think pumpkins, right.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
That's never what it was used for. But honestly, I
actually have done that a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
No, if you cut like what I use, what is it,
the spaghetti squash, If you cut it in half and
you like scoop out the seeds and stuff, and then
you put it in the microwave for a little but
you can, uh.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
He's been put like olive oil and like pepper, and
I think he's put it upside down on a plate
in the microwave for like ten minutes. You put it
for like a really abnormally long amount of time that
the microway probably can't even handle to me, honest But
like afterwards it comes out like spaghetti and you can
put sauce on it and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
That and actually tastes kind of good. I wouldn't. I
would give it like a at a ten, depending on
your sauce.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
It's in the Struggle Gourmet k Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
I've been there. I've done struggle gourmet. Yeah, it's fun.
I just yeah, yeah, Uh what did I do the
other day? I had rice left and I had tahini
sauce left, and I was like, let's just mix these
bad boys together.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
You put an egg in there and I put some
well I had egg before.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
That, but I was I ran out. I would want
it to.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
But I ran out protein.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
And I put uh grandulas, which are pigeon pies.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Oh. I almost thought you were gonna say pigeon Okay,
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I know nobodys talking about pigeon peas.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
At no point in New York we've been starving. But
we don't.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
We don't we never never, we haven't got Thank God,
I love pigeons.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah yeah it was. I mean this the stuff you
throw together man, when you have to Uh yeah, that's
how That's how adventures are worn. But anyway, so this
lady h I guess a few weeks after Thanksgiving just
wanted to remind us that Native Americans kindly gave us
the pumpkin for her to microwave.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
You know, we went on so many tanges that I
forgot what the story was about, and then you just
put it together and I'm like, what the actual.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Factor, Like, why did you have to bring this?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Why did you need that as your sentimental It's not.
This is like, this is like pre cooking blogs. This
is pre creaking bogs where you're trying to make it
seem important and it's like, just get to the recipe against.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
The woke mafia. I will use food coloring.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Okay, food coloring before you cancel me?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
All right, Like it's like.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
All right, ladies, please please me.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
First of all, you shouldn't use food coloring because it'll
it hurts it. It's bad for me.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
I'm gonna have like a blue a soccer.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yellow sixty.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
There was a red that was bad.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Red sixty nine or yellow and.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Sixty nine sounds like a different type of venue.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Uh, But anyway, I know you have low percentage. This
was fun. Yeah, I'll invite you to the other version
where I read you a story and you know what
it's about. This was great.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, this is super fun. Thank you so much time.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
This is take care you by
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!