April 9, 2024 | DC After Dark - The DC Patriot

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Day night, and I guess we'reallowed vacation time. Matt Couch, David

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Pollack back with you here on DCAfter Dark with Pollocking Couch and uh kicking
like a pack of ninja's here andso or one legging ninjas. I guess
I should say, uh, youknow David Pollock, of course, Uh
you know has Pollock Show on Mondaynights. He's been busy. Uh just
interviewed General Flynn. He's got alot of stuff going on on his place.
Well, puppet Carlson will be joiningus momentarily, and he is a

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real puppet. I want to remindpeople that he is a real puppet.
And uh, man, David,how are you? I feel like,
I mean, we talk, butI feel like I haven't seen you in
forever. Man. Well, yeah, because we haven't looked at each other
like we talk all the time.We don't. We don't FaceTime, so
we don't just look at each other. But uh yeah, man, it's
it's been a I enjoyed the weekoff, to be honest with you.
I know our audience is probably like, man, but I tell you what,

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it was great to have the weekoff to kind of get caught up
on things, and you know,just really sometimes you just got to take
a step back and really plan,and I think the audience will appreciate the
results of us being well rested.But yeah, that interview with General Flynn
was awesome today. That what anamazing guy, great conversation and his story

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is just unbelievable. And we'll bereleasing that here pretty soon throughout the DC
Patriot Networks our interview with Flynn andflynnill Actually, Matt, where is the
date he's going to be coming onour show as well? DC after Dark.
He's a brave man. Yeah,he's coming on. When is he
coming on? I'll find that informationand I'll let our audience know. But

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yeah, he's coming on this showtoo, I think in a week or
two. So that's going to bereally exciting. So we're going to get
to have General Flynn here interact withour audience. I wonder why he's gonna
think a puppet, you know,It's interesting. I don't know if the
General's ever had a chance to dealwith a puppet or not, or or
or to or to handle a puppet, you know, and in like real
time, I don't I don't knowwhat that's going to be like, but

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I'm curious, but I'm here forit. You know, I'm here for
it. I think Puppet Carlson mayactually have joined us. Let me see,
puppa give me a thumbs up ifyou're ready. I see him in
the green room eating some pizza rollsright now. Puppet, if you can
hear us and you're ready to go, give us a thumbs up. I'm
always shocked with how what do youwhat do you call it? The thumbs
up from Puppet Carlson. Here wego, Puppet, there he is,

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there's Puppet. I'm good man.I'm telling you, David's got the puppet
Carlston so down. I can't tellwhich one of you guys is doing that.
It's tough, right, he's gotit down. It's just confusing.
Man. I am kicking like apack of one leg in Ninja's Puppet.
I am fired up. Had agreat day in physical therapy, big big

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milestone for me. So I meanlike, I'm I'm yoked man, ready
to do the show. We tooksome time off. We all have,
uh, you know, other businesses. You know Puppet, you know,
he he's uh, you know,he's basically bringing people to life with my
pillows. Uh, you know,and I want to remind people to go
to my pillow dot com use apromo code pollock or couch. Uh and
and get it up to eighty percentoff. Is that the thumbs down?

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How that works? How did thathappen? Where did that come from?
Did you no idea? Hey,let's try that again my pillow dot com.
Use promo cod pollocking couch. Isthat a? Is that a stream
yard thing? Are they like givingthe thumbs down? Now? What the
heck? I don't know? Thatwas so weird? Did you press the
button right out of my face?How did you do that? That's impressive.

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You're a swammy puppet, Carlson,You're a swammy. I don't know
what's happening here, but no one. Also, guys, go to my
pillow dot com ignore the thumbs down. We don't know who did that.
Some uh, some voodoo shit goingon here, but dot com. My
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up to eighty percent off you usepromo co promo co couch. You know,
if you don't, if you likeboth of us, make two orders.
You know, That's how I lookat it. And so yeah,
I'm telling you I've been covering theJohn Cali powery story, you know,
with the Calipari going to Arkansas,huge story, biggest story in sports,
and years of the Arkansas steals,the Kentucky coach and uh, you know,
the the whole Arkansas barefoot and pregnantmoniker is kind of hilarious. I'll

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probably bounce into some sports talk showsthis week as well, because you know,
people are like, oh, it'sArkansas, ha ha ha, and
it's like, well, you dorealize we have the Walton family, which
is worth more than Elon Musk andBezos combined in in Networth. You know,
it's in the hundreds of billions withthe family combined. Uh, and
they own the Denver Broncos. Thenwe have Jerry Jones, who's a razorback
alongo owns the Cowboys. Then wehave the Tyson Foods family, which are

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billionaires, and the Hunt family whichare billionaires. Throw in guys like John
Day and Bobby Bones, who hasthe biggest country morning show in the country.
And basically make a long story short. I'll get off my sports talk
ty right here. But they pissedoff a bunch of millionaires in the University
of Arkansas said you know what,uh, you know here, you wanted
that, you wanted the bull herecomes to horns And they went out and

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uh, you know John Caliparry thehighest paid coach in the nation. Wow.
And so it's almost eight and ahalf million dollars a year. Wow.
Five year contract with almost ten milliondollars and then nil money. I
know, David's a Florida State guy, so he gets where I'm going with
this. That's insane money for justa basketball program. And so anyway,

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yeah, yeah, no, nobasketball And so I'm excited. That's been
fun. It's it's the off season. But I don't know balls, that's
all. I'm glad. I'm gladyou don't know balls. But that's a
good thing. That's a good what. Uh is Arkansas historically a good basketball
team? Yeah? Yeah, Traditionallywe've been to six final fours, I
think, fourteen Elite eights and likeI think it's eighteen sweet sixteens. It's

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it's a crazy number. A lotabout any I don't know. I don't
know. It's crazy. Now havethey been struggling, Have they been struggling
recently? No, the in fact, they went to two Elite eights in
the last three years and three Sweetsixteens and so, but their coach left
to go to USC and left themwith no roster. Go to USC if

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they're they get paid. Well.Basically, he had three straight Sweet sixteen
seasons and this year he had alosing record. He was sixteen and seventeen
I think was the record, andso the heat started to get a little
heat on him, and he bouncedto USC for equal or less money to
a smaller program. You know,Arkansas is a much more powerful basketball program
than USC is, you know traditionallyin history and everything and so. But

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basically, I think of the combinationof people running their jibs and uh,
you know, him screwing the programover by leaving Arkansas was zero athletes.
Like John Calparty's going to become acompletely rebuild. But press conference I believe
will be tomorrow evening. They're lookingat doing it at Bud Walton Arena,
which is you know what they callit the Basketball Palace and in America,
seats close to twenty one thousand peoplehere in northwest Arkansas, also one of

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the biggest basketball stadients in the country. And I said, traditionally a powerhouse
n CAA tournament. You know,legendary coaches like Eddie Sutton, Nolan Richardson,
both in the Collegiate Hall of Fameof coach there, and so I'm
excited. It's a great day tobe an Arkansas razorback and so get off
my sports thing. But I,in fact, Chase, guys are with
Info Wars called me right before we'reabout to go on the air, and

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I was like, hey, man, I'm about to a show with the
guys. Kind of call you afterwards. And I guess some huge news with
Alex Jones broke today. I haven'tpaid much addition, I've been doing sports
with ESPN stuff and then you know, kind of getting back into the sports
side of things a little bit forDC Patriot. I'm looking at how to
even talked to the guys here Puppingand David about maybe launching DCP Sports and
doing some sports stuff with our DCPatriot brand, some stuff I'm excited about

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possibly doing. But and Brian,I guess I can throw the names out
of it. They go the website, they'll see their names anyway. So
and Brian's out there. So buttalking to the guys about that. But
apparently the CIA agents under oath haveadmitted they uh, they were told in
order to try to ruin Alex Jones'life. And it's under oath in the
federal court. While Alex Jones ismaking the media rounds and going absolutely nuts.

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I saw him on Benny Johnson,I saw him on some huge shows
today saying he's about to sue theFBI and the CIA, and I guess
they've got several agents, multiple agents. I don't know the whole story under
oath in federal court admitting that theywere paid to try to destroy Alex Jones.
Well, that doesn't surprise me,you know, with the General Flynnan
interview today, to hear him talkabout what happened to him, and so

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it's a great point that that youmake about that, and that is a
big story. But at the sametime, it's not a shocking story.
Right when we're talking to the Generaltoday, and we'll talk about this when
he's on the show here, hewas in charge of all intelligence agencies.
He was the chief intelligence guy.When he was was the director director of

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international what is a d I AI forget what his stancetegence defensive intelligencies.
Right, he was a director ofthat, so he was in charge every
every intelligence agency reports to him.Yeah, sorr pill damn Bill. Then
he's the uh, he's the nationalsecurity director under Trump, right, and

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he's being investigated by the agencies thathe was responsible for. They make up
some BS charge. And then ofcourse he talks about January sixth, He
talks about the election in twenty twenty, and when he when General Flynn tells
you, yeah, this seems likean op. This the FBI stuff on
January sixth was suspicious, and hewas the guy who led all of our
intelligence agencies, you should pay attention. And so if Alex Jones is out

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there telling people that he found outthat the CIA was given an operation ruin
his life, that's probably true.I'm learning that a lot of these conspiracy
theories aren't conspiracy theories at all,right, right, right, no,
now those are yeah, yeah,I mean they're these things are as real
as puppet Carlston and true, youknow sometimes sometimes reeler. Yeah, I

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don't I'm from Arkansas. We considerrealer a word, so I do.
Yeah. You know, we gotlots of words fixing supper, all sorts
of words of people in around thecountry we use. But isn't a reeler
when you catch like a really bigcatfish and he's running away from you,
But it's a realer. I don'tthink son, that's a runner. Yeah,
that's a runner. That's which alsomakes no sense. But that's right.

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That's what we call it. Arunner, you know, because he's
not legs. It's not real orsomebody reeled it in maybe, but I
don't think they use that term.You ain't got no legs of hinted Dan,
I got one. I got one, lose the leg and jump's economy.
It's true. Great shirt up atdcpatriot dot com and you go to

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the shop button there click it.Uh, hop on over to Faith and
Freedom's pick that up the new maccouch. You know they know we haven't
even told him about it. No, I've got that. I've got some
pictures of David asked me to download. I've got all we got. We're
gonna get a great show playing foryou guys tonight. Big thanks to match
seventeen seventy six over on Pill forthe cookie. I hope that you guys
will join us over on Pill.We're gonna have fun. We're gonna let
lose tonight. Uh it's gonna beuh. We we haven't been on the

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air in a week. We tooka week off. I got some business
affairs and things in order, andwe're back now with the cans. Oh
yeah, I'm pounding some Chick filA over here. We've got some chicken
tenders. Chicken tenders at Chick filA are my favorite chicken tenders. You
know, they soak them in pickles. They soak them in pickle juice,
so they have like that the greatpickle flavor, you know, but it's

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subtle it. Yes, they soakthem in pickle juice. That's the secret.
Yeah, and noodle for catfish,Sergeant Peterson, you're correct. Uh.
But and then my favorite, though, is to take those chicken tenders
and dip them in that buffalo sauce. Chick fil A is the best buffalo
sauce. I love their buffalo saucesauce. I like their honey roasted barbecue,
no chick sauce. It's so good. Man, I don't like any

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of the chick I don't like anychest sauce that happens to be sweet.
Do you like, like a serrachasomething spicy? I like? I like.
I think saga is too sweet.I like bottle of sauce. Bubbalo
sauce is good. What's the there'sa there's a there's a new one they've
got that's supposed to be a littlespicy too. I can't remember what it's
called. But isn't there a spicychick fil a sauce maybe? Or I

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think that's a siriacha or sich Yousay it something like tastes like catch him,
Yeah, I'm I'm. I'm thesame way. I'm not a big
cilantro fan. I don't know ifyou got about you guys. I always
try to hold the cilantro on stuff. I don't like kum quats. I
don't like you saying kum quats.I don't either. I kind of feel
dirty, like I need a showerafter you said that cup quat disgusting speaking

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of anything like that. Would neveruse that word. Speaking of words,
what was the word I said lasttime? I forgot it again? Ridiculous
us was your word. My friends, everything you say, by the way,
David is ridiculous. You're always bringingup weird stuff like kum quats after

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dark Man, this is what thisis what we do. Understand and loosen
the tie. This is where wehave fun. So I say things like
kumquat on this show. It's likea jeopardy like like you know words that
have C and Q both of them, you know. I just when you
say that word, it just itjust makes me think of Hunter Biden squatting

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over squatting on camera with no clotheson. Well, listen, I'm saying
kumquat, which is an actual fruit. I don't think we need to go
in the way back machine and findout what I'm telling you. Man,

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We're gonna derail this thing tonight.Folks, do us a favorite share of
the broadcast fruit salad smash those likebundons. If you're on pilled, smash
the red bell subscribe and and likeand uh, you know we're work force.
We're exclusively on the pill dot net. Chat on pill dot net.
You are missing out over on pillsprobably like pills are pilled or pills which

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one just making sure just just gettingsome clarity there. Yeah, and of
course we're live on AX Rumble getHer, you know, all different platforms
across the country. Uh here onyour Tuesday night. Uh. I'll be
honest with you, guys, Ihave been so engulfed in this John Calipowie
to Arkansas story, along with puttingup some content on DC Patriot and then

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therapy, I haven't paid a wholehell of a lot of attention to any
if there's any big stories, youknow, that have happened today other than
you know, you know, Chaseguys are from for War has called me
right before we went on the airto to to talk to me about the
Alex Jones c I a story,you know, so I mean, and
I guess it's making the rounds,but you know, and of course we've
got stories that are up at dcpatriotdot com that nobody else is going to

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have, which is what I loveabout what we do. Uh. You
know. But there's a woman whowent on a shooting rampage in your neck
of the woods there, gentlemen inFlorida on a freeway. She's been arrested.
A Florida woman is arrested after analled shooting spree on the freeway.
She blamed the shooting spree on Godand the solar eclipse, that God told
her to do it during the solareclipse in a shockingness. And on Monday,

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Florida Highway Patrol apprehended a young womanaccused of going on a shooting rampage
along Interstate ten in Holmes County,Florida, and she purposely triggered by the
solar eclipse. Her name is TeylonCelestine. She's twenty two. She faces
charges of attempted murder, improper dischargeof a firearm, battery with a deadly
weapon, you know, and justbeing stupid. I think that's a charge

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as well. She should be.Yeah, I think all of those are
charges there. According to Florida authorties, she recently departed from a local hotel.
Twenty two year old leaving a hotelin the middle of the day during
an eclipse. I mean, I'msure there was nothing suspect here about this
story, but shit, I gotmyself all rattle here. Can even can't
even read this on my own?Guys, Well, it's just I'm in

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a good mood, a good clip. Shooting spreees make you excited, Yeah,
yeah, I'm like MSNBC, I'mall giddy, right, everybody's got
a kink, man. I'm just, I'm just this story is so stupid.
I don't I can't believe we reportit, you know, And it's
like, uh departed from a localtail and made alarming statements to the staff
suggesting she was acting under divine guidance. In response to the solar eclipse.

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The Florida Highway Patrol disclosed that Celestine, driving a Purple Dodge Challenger never trust
somebody in a purple Dodge Challenge foryou out there, initiated the shooting spree
at one hundred and twelve mile markerof Interstate ten. I mean, some
peck will they know the mile markeron this. Although the vehicle sustained multiple
hits, the driver managed to pullover safely without sustaining any injuries. I

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mean it's I mean, I don'tknow. I've had some road rage incidents,
but I've never I've never had anybodytalk to me and me to go
on a shooting spree down the interstate. Puppa. Now you guys were experiencing
anything like that? Have you doneit during an eclipse? No? No,
I don't know if I've ever droveduring any click, I'll be honest

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with you. Yeah, but Imean we're in Florida. This is nothing
that we I didn't even know thisstory because you're like, if you were
to tell me somebody had road rangeand went on a shooting spree in Florida,
I'd be like, yes, sowhat that's like you're telling me,
like somebody exceeded the speed limit byfive miles an hour. I think the
story is that she said that Godtold her to do it during the eclipse.
I think that's the Yeah, that'sa good that's a good angle.

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That's that's the angle of the storythere. And then, uh, you
know, scandal unfolding. Here's anotherone. This should make you happy.
You guys are both parents. Youknow, Puppet has a lot of little
mini pupets running around for those whodon't know, that's right. And uh
so a high school drag performance haspeople in uh you know, just just

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that title right there, you know, our title is beautiful Scandal unfolds high
school drag performance marred by shocking anddecent exposure in private parts melee, something
that went on in the capitol.But yeah, it sounds like a capital
staff or a group group party there. I just don't like using private parts
in melee In the same sentence,I thought it was fun. Not gonna

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lie to you. I told hulo'conn to run with it. I thought
it was great. But uh.With that being said, so reports reveal
that during a drag show performance andworkshop. First off, no drag show
is a workshop, and anybody callingit a workshop, you're a piece of
ship. Parent. I don't knowwhat a drag workshop it contains, but

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the drag show is that. Ican't imagine what the drag workshop is.
Yeah, I mean what are they? What are they working on in drag
workshop? Or they? Is it? Are they? Are they showing how
to tuck things? Is it tucktable? Yes, it is a tuck
party, a tough session and uhand a twerking session tutorial twark and your

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whitey tidies. How does this work? Yeah, tuck and twerk to tuck
and tork seminar. It's insane soties. So basically what happened was here,
It's a high school in Massachusetts,Suton High School in Massachusetts. A male
part I love A male participant allegedlywearing white lace panties allegend allegedly, you

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know, because you can see thepictures. It's alleged though, even though
you can see it on video.You know, we have to say alleged.
It was allegedly clear enough for themto get that much. Yeah,
I'm not gonna want my damn chickentenders after the story. I don't know
why I went too. You'll wantyour chicken tenders. You'll want your chicken
tenders. Yeah, I'll probably stilleat them after a while. I get
to let my taste. But theyhave a David's got a big ball of
pickles and cum quats. Pickles andcum quats like pickles. I do not

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like kumquats. No, no,kum quats. Huh. They're disgusting.
I just don't like them. Wellhunter squats, you know, I I
mean. And And in hopes ofnot derailing the show totally, I'm not
gonna ask you what a kum quattastes like. David nasty, I don't
know what they taste like. They'rejust like nasty. I just don't know
that I can. I don't thinkI can do it and keep it straight.

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That's puppet can you can you Ican't do it and keep it.
I don't want I don't want toknow what they taste like. I just
don't Little orange it was like littleTangela. I was okay not knowing it
was. They're not really like aKiwi but orange. Yeah, like they're
a little free. Just that isdisgusting. That's definitely a kumquat. Wait

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wait is this the workshop? Thisis the workshop? Isn't that puppet's puppet
that the person on the right isusing as a like a dick in the
box? Are they beaver snuff onyour puppet? Huh? See the pumpkin?
Is she beaver snuffing your puppet?Is that the puppet? You have
no cars? No, I don'thave a pump You have an orange man?

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Right? Yeah, but it looksjust like that. It does kind
of look like yeah, yeah,it kind of does. Doesn't have the
face though, doesn't have that face. Do you remember thanks just Jim for
the can Do you remember, uh, Saturday Life had dick in the box?
Yes? Yes, this is likethe pumpkin. Oh what would you
call this? Uh? Like?Uh? Transit a lantern? Like what

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I call that pumpkin? A pumpkin? Pump and a pumpkin. That's amazing.
I'm trying to think of what you'dcall this. All right, guys,
if you're on the pill chat,what you would call this image you
see? Instead of dick in thebox? What would you call that?
I mean, I mean, ifyou're a can you I mean in those

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don't those are seventh graders, bythe way, gentlemen, Yeah, wait,
those are kids. Seventh graders.Wait a second, that's a kid.
No, not the person, No, that's the kids are all blurred
out because oh right there junk intheir face. Right, this is in

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the school. Oh my god,this is horrific. He's having the seventh
grader's reach into that. David,did you just now see the picture?
I'm I was distracted by the bythe image. I didn't realize what was
the pumpkin crotch than anything? Right, wanted to reach and he wanted to
go in there and grab some kumquatsand pull him out. David, would
you fall for that joke? Wouldyou like a Snickers? Uh? Not

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a Snickers, Dick, grab analmondjoy, little fellow, Well, no,
it would be all my joys havenuts mounds, don't boo? You
think you think you're getting the mounds, but you end up with an am
enjoy. Yeah, you end upwith amenjoy every time, every time you
never get round. That's exactly right. This is the perfect I think this

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is our new name. By theway, anytime we talk about like trans
stuff, we're just gonna call themalmond joys and mounds. Do you think
that's an amendjoy or a mounds?Oh? I mean it's it's terrible.
Uh that's horrible. What school isthis? And why is the person at
back clapping? Well? Is theresomebody clapping? You have a little sports

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coade features like, oh my god, this is so Is that douchebag wearing
a bow tie while watching a dragqueen? I don't think it looks like
a boat pie and a and atuxedo. It really does look like you
wear a bow tie almost, Ican't tell, but it looks like it.
He's definitely wearing a sports coat witha pocket square. Yes, I
mean, okay, we're all dadshere and we'll wrap this part of the

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show up here in a second.Can you imagine if you got this picture
and your kid is one of thelantern It's a chunk of lantern. Sorry,
how pissed jump? Most would yoube if this was your children?
Yeah, seriously serious question. Iwouldn't allow it. I mean, I
don't know how anybody allowed. Didthey have to do uh a permission slip

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or something? I don't get it, Like, how do it was a
permission slip it in? Mm hmmmm, I mean permission to slip it in?
Sir. It's terrible as we lookat them. The picture here,
and this picture is inspiring you toeat a chicken tender? It is it

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is. Yeah, I'm good Now, I'm good. Chick fil a sauce.
Yeah, I got the Chick fila saw school, I'm good.
So so basically, one parent,the parents have now went to the school.
The parents are revolting. The parentshave went to the school board meeting,
questioning the educational value of exposing studentsto drag queen performances. One parent

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queried, said, what life skillsare we teaching these kids by showcasing drag
queen performances? During the performance,you'll love this one, David said,
to the music of your favorite movie, David Pollock mean girls. Students were
reportedly exposed to sexually suggestive content.Additionally, there was an extensive presentation onvarious
groups supporting LGBTQ plus youth, raisingfurther concerns among parents in Massachusetts. Describing

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the intent, apparent recounted the kidscould see under the skirt and then proceeded
to do cartwheels. You can seepanties. I don't think it's age appropriate.
Well, you know, first off, this is completely inappropriate. But
secondly, I would like to knowwhat tape was used, because if this
idiot's doing cartwheels, it is holdingthe sausage in place. Well, and

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that tape they that tape company shouldendorse this drag queen. Well, look,
going on, the logic that theyused when they get into women's sports
is that they're not good athletes asmen, so they go into women's sports
as women as as men, hopingthey can have an advantage. Maybe this
guy wasn't very well endowed, sohe has a big dick for a woman.
So maybe I don't know, man, you know, maybe that was

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the thing. I don't know.Everything on the table. Have you seen
that that you know? That's rememberthat scene in ace Ventura where they turn
around Finkle. He turns around Finkeland he's he's hiding mister kinish and he's
like and he's like, it's misterwankie. Yeah, that that's what this

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guy on the table looks like isgoing on back here? I mean,
this is just this is crazy talkwhen you think about it. And I'm
still like puppet, I'm more concernedwith the douchebag in the back with the
bow tide. That's actually it's likeacting like he's mesmerized this great by by
a tranny dancing on a table.It's it's nuts, this is nuts.
Well, now is it a trannyor is it a drag queen? What's

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the well, what's the difference?A little bit different? So at drag
queen is not doing it for Actually, the tran the tranny's the drag queens
are doing it for show. Thetry doing it for real, right,
that's the thing. So drag.Look, drag has been a thing for
a really long time. It's justit's performance. It's a men dressing his

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women. Right, Yeah, it'snot. It doesn't belong in schools,
but there's some drag shows that arefunny as hell. In Key West,
they do drag races which they allthe drag queens will run in heels down
to Vaull Street like Greyhounds like.It can be funny if it's in an
appropriate setting where there's not children around. This whole idea of forcing a drag

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in front of kids has won specificintent. The intent is to antagonize people
on the right. I mean,that's what this is. They're just antagonizing
people with this, which is reallydisgusting because they're basically using our kids as
collateral damage in their efforts to screwwith conservative America. That's really what's going

(28:44):
on here. There's no educational valueto this. The people who run this
school, the people who run thisdistrict, decided we're gonna screw with a
couple of Republicans. This is gonnabe fun. And really that's all this
is. If I was a parentand my kid was in this school and
I have found out this occurred,my kid wouldn't be going to that school
anymore. But that's why in Floridawe got school choice. Man, you
don't have to send your kids tothe government schools. You can choose to

(29:06):
educate them where you want. Andif you're in a state watching that's not
a school choice state, I thinkyou know why. You need to start
lobbying your politicians to make your stateschool choice state as well. I mean,
it's absolutely alarming. You know thatthis is this is real. You
know, that's the thing that Ithink, you know, most people need
to understand. You know, thisis a real story. This happened in
mass housset. Those are seventh graders, you know, while you know,

(29:30):
as Puppet said, mister Winkie therewhatever the hell's name is, is dancing
around. I mean, first off, this is never okay in schools.
And I want to clarify for allthe people that are gonna be like,
oh, these guys, you know, these guys are anti homophobe or whatever
the hell homophobic, whatever the hellof story is. It has nothing to
do with that, you know.It's the fact that I don't I don't.
I don't care if they're regular strippers, you know, I don't care

(29:51):
if they're female strippers, male strippers, gay strippers, drag queens, trainees.
None of it belongs in our school, none of it. And that's
the real issue that people don't understDad keep it away from children, and
uh, you know, you don'tdo a burlesque show at school. No,
that's the point, Puppet, ifwe wanted to go in just to
stow this other three of us wantedto go in and you know, reading

(30:14):
time with Puppet Carlson at this atthis same school in Massachusetts, and Puppet's
going to read a story from theBible. Do you know how much the
school would be outraged about that puppet. They'd be furious. You know what,
maybe that's what we need to startdoing. Maybe we need to start
uh playing their own game. Puppetsfor Jesus, no puppet. But I'm
saying, like, maybe we justdo Bible Bible workshop. And look,

(30:37):
I'm Jewish, but let's do aBible workshop in public school and see if
they don't lose their ship. That'slike I told Rabbi Epstein, you know
who spoke at our vent a fewyears ago in Dallas. You know,
you just don't believe in the sequel. You know we do. Oh we're
gonna go there. I yeah,Well I'm Jewish, so I don't really
have a state in the game.Yeah, I told him to. You
guys are just upset because we didn'tyou didn't come up with a sequel.

(30:59):
No, I'm just along for theride. I'm gonna take that whole chosen
One, chosen people thing to thegrave with me and be like, what
are you talking about? I'm chosensure, you know, I'm just gonna
use I mean to use the wholechosen one thing and see how far it
gets me. No, absolutely,I mean, uh, but no,
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I'll have some up here in justa second to show the audience. But

(31:45):
you know, we've got our newI'd rather be drunk with Puppet at a
waffle house. Uh, That's howI feel tonight. I'd much rather be
drunk with Puppet at a waffle housetoo. Uh. This isn't like being
drunk with puppet at a waffle house. I mean, this is exactly smothered
hash browns with some chicken. Youknow, we have a weight. We
have one waitress with a wandering eyeand one that's fairly cute, but we're
not sure if she would kill usin our sleep. You know. There's

(32:06):
there's perks that yeah, you know, but there is that scale. There's
that scale of crazy and hot,you know. Yeah, I mean,
like, I mean the good thingabout about this On the Space last night,
you guys were the crazy hot scale. Yeah, with the crazy Uh
the van lady what is that chick'sname Shannon or something? Shannon. Yeah,

(32:30):
there's some hippie chick named Shannon.You guys have seen her. If
I can find the picture, I'llsend it to you, Matts, you
can put it up. Uh.She's been all over because I guess she's
talking about something with the aliens andshe's like, oh, she's got this
curly blonde hair like fake freckles,and she's in like the she Yeah,

(32:50):
she's in like uh, she's inlike the Scooby Doo shag van but it's
green. Uh. You haven't seenthis chick. She talks about the aliens.
Mystery is in the mystery machine.Basically, it's covered in the machine,
but it's covered in like grass.Her whole thing is yeah. But

(33:10):
but she's cute and she kind ofwhat's that? She kind of does rap
music. No, it's not rap, it's just shitty singing. Why did
I get a solo? We'll seeif I can find this, So,
I don't know, Shannon. Ithink Matt wanted to take a bite of

(33:32):
chicken tender love. I love theDavid's face every time I give him a
solo. Why how am I gettinga solo? It's like a little kid
that somebody shoves out in the audience, you know, Yeah, I mean
it wasn't even singing. It washold on, what what is this lady's
name? Shannon? Something? I'mgoogling it for you guys. Maybe she
used what's that website? Puff Puffgive gifts and go, uh no,

(33:59):
Duck duck give Duck Duck go.What the hell's that other search engine that
people use? What the hell areyou talking about? You to Puff and
the Chiba pup Puff? Do yougive? You been watching Friday? What's
going on? There's some other searchengine that people use to duck something or
other. Yes, duck duck go. Oh is it duck duck go?
Yes, that's what I was saying. Yeah, I thought you were like.
I was like, dude, dowe get a weed sponsor? What's

(34:20):
happening here? You gotta excited?We could take a weed spots Shannon,
I don't know her name is Shannonsomething, but she spells it weird.
I don't know. I'm not gonnabe able to find it for you,
guys. I was. I wasabout to. I was waiting on you
to be like, get my getyour gummies at pollocksgummies dot com. I
didn't know where this was going to. Jubabba dude, Delta eight, Delta
nine, whatever you need. No, I don't, I don't, I
don't. I don't even know it'sDelta seventeen. Take yourself to a new

(34:43):
new galaxy, right. Do youremember we talked about this on the Space
last night. If you had tohang out with somebody a pothead from the
seventies, oh damn, where's empressbitch to you for this conversation? If
you had to hang out with apothead from the seventies, or a pothead
from twenty twenty four. Which potheadwould you rather hang out with? Seventies?

(35:06):
I would say seventies too. Iwould say probably the seventies because at
least they would have better music.You know, Well, it's the potheads
now. They don't even like smokereal pot. It's like all synthetic pot.
It's not even like it. Theydon't even smoke it. They're like
the they like eat it out ofa pen with light on it. It's
just everything's weird digital. Yeah,it's I don't even know if I would
even be able to have a conversationwith somebody gets high in twenty twenty four

(35:30):
like they would in nineteen seventy.Man, that's that's an interesting that's an
interesting take. You know, golike, it's what would they talk about
the mystery of what? Man,I don't know. Big Thanks to just
Jim over there for the cookie onUH on pill dot net. If you
want to talk with this, chatwith this pilled dot net and UH and

(35:51):
it's our of course we're exclusively thechatter. They're unpilled dot net. Matt
Couch, David Pollock, Public CarlsonLive here on DC after Dark and Uh,
I gotta get David's pictures in intothe qu here. I got him
saved. I just got to loadhim up here in a second. But
oh yeah, uh, if youwant, I can. Uh, there's
something I wanted to share with youall. It's kind of serious. It's
not fun. Do we want totalk about fun stuff for serious stuff?

(36:13):
Pet puppet? Well, you cantalk about something serious while Matt pulls up
the pictures A true and then all, how many chicken tenders did you write?
It's a lot. I had afriend. I had a friend in
college. His name is Billy McCluskey. I doubt he's watching the show.

(36:34):
But if you're watching Billy, thestories for you. Billy McCluskey was the
funniest freaking guy I loved. Hewas like one of these He grew up
in like a hippie com comfound compoundor whatever they call him. Commune commune.
Yeah, he grew up in thehippie common and uh so damn he
changed. I get so distracted.It's fine, it's fine. But anyway,

(36:54):
he just had a great spirit.Everything was always funny. But he
was the slowist eater ever on theplanet. Like he would sit down with
a meal and it would be biteand bite. He would eat so slow
that when everybody was done eating,he would take his food to go because
he just felt bad and he wouldjust be eating it all. He was
the slowest eater that's ever in history. Yeah, I remember his slow eating.

(37:20):
One time, we were on ourway to a dive trip in the
Florida Keys, the Florida Keys,and uh, I don't know if I
don't know if you guys have thiswhere you live, but in Florida we
have these things called bulk pit Wellin South Florida, we had these things
called bulk pickup days where you'd putout all your crap and then the garbage
truck would come and take it.Like not your normal crap, but like

(37:42):
you know, the crap that you'vebeen trying to get rid of, the
your refrigerators and your couches, yourbig shit. Yeah. So, uh,
we were staying in my house beforegoing down to the Keys, and
somebody threw away one of those ChuckNorris total gems you know. So Billy
Yeah, well, Billy, he'sfrom some other place, I guess northern
Florida where they didn't have the uh, they didn't have bulk pickup days,

(38:06):
and so Billy and his fun lovingspirit is like, what the hell,
there's all this great stuff just sittingon the side of the road. So
he takes the Total Jim, Ithink, sitt in the back of the
car and we're standing in his hoteldown in the Keys, and he's just
he was just doing the total Jimand then randomly he would hop out of
the car and like put the totalgym and like work out in front of

(38:27):
people. No wa, He's thefunniest freaking dude. But yes, he
was a very slow eater. Thatis the point of this whole story.
And so I have a friend foryou, Matt that you guys can slow
eat together. You can. I'ma slow eater. I am. I'm
always multitasking talking. I mean,like, well he is talking and doing
a show at the same time.What do you want me to do?
That's true, that's true. AndI'm sharing links everywhere to get more people

(38:49):
to watch the show. I'm likeCaptain Kirk, we except I actually don't
just sit there and stare at thescreen. Captain Kirk stared at a screen
and Captain Jerk, which was wontthe ears the pointy ears. Was that
Captain Kirk that bro? Come on, you have the superpowers? Come on,
Scotty, which one had the superpowers? Was it Spock? None of

(39:13):
them? Superpower Vulcan Vulcan? Yeah, but I thought he had some kind
of special power. We could readminds. That's a superpower. Very logical.
Yeah. Wait wait so Spock couldn'tread minds or he could? He
could? No, yeah, hedidn't. Like he would put his fingers
on your head. Yeah, ifyou put his finger you can mind meld

(39:35):
with you. Yeah. Okay,well that's a superpower. It's a Vulcan
trade. I don't know if it'sa superpower or not. Wait it wasn't
there a Vulcan mind trick or something. Yes, it's like a Jedi mind
trick mind me but the Vulcans hadone. Yeah, but I never called
Jedizers or or Vulcans like superheroes.Yeah, but superpowers. The differences,

(39:58):
guys. With the Jedi mind trick, you can do that on someone without
them knowing it. If you're gonnado the mind meld, like you have
to put your hands all over theirface and like connect with them, and
it's a whole thing it's not reallylike once he got the hand on there,
it was over right. It's likethe claw. Superpowers is the I

(40:22):
was correct to me too, superpoweryou need permission. Well, just for
the record, Spock had special abilities, and that was the point. I
just was inarticulate about it on therecord that Spock has special abilities, or
we put on the record his specialpowers. And I said that, and
you guys were like, you don'tknow star Trek, but he had special
powers. And I was wrong aboutthe one who looked at this. So

(40:45):
who's Captain Kirk? Was that WilliamShatner the captain the Price line guy?
Right? Yes, Oh my god, Yeah, I can't believe the prize.
I still alive the Price like eightythree? Is he liberally he's older
than that. Oh he's conservative too. Oh man, because today freaking what's
his name, like David, Ithink you should get to the point.

(41:08):
Oh well, today freaking uh LukeSkywalker came out and endorsed Joe Biden disgusted.
Well, I'm just saying it.Just I listen. I was never
a fan of Darth Vader, calledhim dark Vader. Mark Mark Hamill plays
sitting spin with like you know Dildo'syou know, no lightsabers, lightsabers.

(41:30):
William Shatner's ninety three. I wasten years off. I know he's up
there, but he's he's still goingto comic cons and stuff. I've seen
him. William Shatner. Is thatthe guy who hosted Jeopardy? No,
that's Alex Trebek. He died.Yes, listen, Papa not having a
a Jack. By the way,can somebody do the clothing to me for
a little bit, Pat Say Jack. He's retiring from real fortune. That

(41:52):
guy still love Okay, yes,you're one, Yes, his daughter?
Yeah. No, Ryan Seacrest isgoing to take over. Oh yeah,
that's right. Yeah, Ryan Seacrest. Sergent Peterson says spot could mind meld
through a wall. He's seen it, see so that his house half right.
I'm doing a bat in late twentyfive percent? Ish? Do you

(42:15):
bat twenty five? How do youbat? Two fifty? If I was
going to say I'm bad, actuallyhis daughter, it's Pat Say Jack's daughter.
You're bat in two fifty. It'snot terrible. Ryan Seacrest is Pat
Say Jack's daughter? Yeah? Yeah? What is Vana White still alive?
Yes, she's still stern. Shehasn't got carpal tunnel yet. From that,

(42:36):
I mean, how old is she? Great man, how old is
she? She's got to be closeto seventy I'm hoping. I mean,
when I'm that age, I wouldkill to have a wife who looks like
that. Well, both her andPat say, Jack, you ever seen
famous people that had a ton ofplastic surgery in person? It's terrified.
It's not that, it's the factthat the way they're throw all that out
the window, the fact that she'sable to get around and heels at that

(42:58):
age and look like that. It'sphenom. Well, kid's blood. Don't
they eat that kid's blood at thepizza place or something? Dude, what
is happening? Yeah? I thoughtthey eat a pizza place. That's how
they What is happening? Did youlike read a Q It came on the
show, just say and I thoughtthat was the way they did it.
I thought I heard. I'm soconfused. I feel like blood at a

(43:20):
pizza place on a I'm gonna I'mgonna give you pro tip stop eating.
He's dead on balls with this one. Like, do you think Van of
White drinks kids blood? No?I don't think Vana White does. I
don't think she's in the club.Okay, so so so this is what
I've heard. I've heard that theseHollywood people they like consume kids blood at

(43:42):
some pizza place with furniture that gotan overstock. That was what I heard.
That was I think it was wayfair. But no, I know what
you're talking about. You know,my god, this is yeah, Like
it's one of those things where it'slike I've always told people, it's like
we live in the technology age,uh, you know where everyone's got multiple
devices and cell phones and recording apparatuses. If that existed, somebody by now

(44:06):
would have something that you would haveseen at this point, there's nothing.
Supposedly Britney Spears was like traumatized fromit. And I've heard all of you,
by the way, these are allthings I've heard from people, and
supposedly Britney Spears is like attended oneof these. Like there's some creepy shit
out there, you know when youlook at the groove and you know the

(44:27):
grove and stuff like that, there'ssome there's some creepy stuff out there.
You look at Ping Pong pizza,you know out in DC commt Ping Pong
where the hell is called you.You know, there's there's I mean,
it's one of those things where thebiggest kicker is is there's lots of accusations
but there's no evidence, right,there's no smoking gun. I'm not saying
it doesn't exist. But like,here's the thing, Matt, you talked

(44:50):
about Alex Jones being like destroyed bythe CIA. We talk about, you
know, when we talk about electionintegrity stuff that no, the Sandra Bullock
put the baby foreskin on her face. I read that that wasn't actually it
supposedly No. Yeah, but likewe hear about all these theories and then
we're like, yeah, that's crazy. But then when we talk to people

(45:12):
are like, it's really not thatcrazy. So I don't know what's true
anymore. I guess really it boilsdown to what you want to believe,
right, and personally I don't wantto I don't want to believe that there's
Hollywood actors torturing children and taking theirblood to stay youthful. Well, I
mean, I'm not gonna I mean, from a guy who's been sued,

(45:36):
I'm not gonna go down that path. But we're not we're not saying specific
people are doing these things. No, but I'm just saying like, I
don't I don't even want to touchthat because there's never been any evidence of
it. There's none. I mean, like there's lots of accusations, lots
of people that have have brought upstories and and you know, uh,
conspiratorial type things. There's things youcan prove, there's things that you can't
prove. But with this there's justyou know, you can't. You gotta

(45:59):
have a smoking gun here. Anddo I think it's a possibility that people
you know, the anddrenochrome shit andall that it is a drenochrome, that's
right, you know, is therea possibility? Know, it's like it's
like basically the you know, theblood of tortured people more or less,
right at least that's what they claim, you know, I mean, like
what the deal is. They theyscare the crap out of the kids,

(46:21):
so they re release adrenaline into theirbloodstream, and when that adrenaline is rushing
through their bloodstream, they take theblood out and then they drink it.
That's how that's how the myth,the myth or the legend goes. Adrenaline
laced blood is supposed to be reversethe aging process. It's supposed to be

(46:45):
a chemical compound produced by the oxidationof adrenaline. It was subject of limited
research from nineteen fifties through the nineteenseventies as a potential cause of schizophrenia,
while it has no current medical application. The simcarbaze where the fuck that is
derivative carbaz a chrome is a humyou know, it's a hemostatic medication.

(47:06):
So you know, like there's nolike, you know, there's no life
going to you know, there's noevidence of this, right, It's just
there's just none other than a lotof people making accusations that makes it either
way. I didn't want to godown this tangent. I was just talking
about Pat. I'm concerned, youknow, like I don't think Pat Sajack
is drinking the blood of children.Pat Sajak is a non conservative but Trump

(47:29):
voter. No, No, I'mnot saying he is. I'm just saying
he looks great for his age,and I'm saying if you've ever seen famous
people up and I was joking aboutthe kid blood thing, I'm not suggesting
that's sexually true. Oh I know. I mean you got to realize,
like thirty percent of the audience islike all on board with that, So
no, no, I listen.I can tell you I will never discount

(47:49):
somebody's theory or belief based on somethingthat they've either researched more than me or
believe more than me based on thefact that this world is freaking crazy.
The more I learned about it,the more I don't want to know.
Yeah, So I'll leave that there. Said. The government lies, period,
every lies. Everybody lies. Butthe thing about Vana White and Pat

(48:10):
Sajack, I'm just saying, Idon't know how they look like they're still
they don't age. Ever, Idon't get it. I don't understand.
Well. I mean when you havemoney that helps too, you know,
if you know when you have meansand you have wealth, I mean,
what's what's past? What do youthink Pat s Jackson net worth is?
Anybody want to take a guess here, I'll look it up. If I
had to guess after a billion yearson the wheel fortune, I would say,

(48:36):
he looks like he's probably worth threehundred and eighty four million. It's
not much as you think he's worth. None of these ever add up.
It says it's networth is seventy fiveis networth is seventy five million, but
his salary is fifteen million a year, so none of this ever adds up
unless he's a big spender expensive.Well, I mean it could be that

(48:57):
say Jack makes fourteen He says,here you go, this Fox business.
There you go. It's got tobe accurate. It's on the internet.
Yeah, And since Pat Sajack,seventy six years old, host of the
show since nineteen eighty one, isthe Master of Fortune and reported net worth
of seventy five million dollars. WhileSay Jack makes fourteen million a year from
his hosting gigs salary, the hostearns more from licensing his image to Wheel

(49:20):
of Fortune slot machines, Will Fortuneslot machines. Yeah, celebrity Vegas man
say Jack earns at least fifty milliona year from royalties, licensing fees,
and other payments related to licensing hisimage to around twenty thousand Will of Fortune
slot machines and casinos around the worldsince nineteen ninety six, according to the
site, and the show only sincenineteen ninety six has been making fifteen million

(49:45):
plus. That was the only worthseventy five million puppet done that up right,
how much is Ben why like adrunken, freaking sailor or been gambling
the shit on his own slot machines, or he's or he's literally paying van
of White for services unrendered? Well, now, how much how much is
she worth? I'm curious. We'lllook that up here in a second,
say Jack, Just to make youguys feel even more irrelevant, Pat Sajack,

(50:07):
one day of taping Will of Fortuneearns him two hundred ninety one thousand
dollars and sixty twenty nine hundred andsixty two hundred and nine one thousand,
six hundred dollars for one one day, yest one hundred grand an episode essentially,
and he does four episodes a week, and he's won doing it since
nineteen eight point one point two milliona week, and there's fifty two weeks
in the year. That doesn't evenadd up to seventy five. Bro,
that's like forty two years that he'sbeen on that show. Yeah, yeah,

(50:31):
that's just crazy. Forty story.Go Vana White. Vanda White,
who turns the letters and coast tothe show since ninety two, makes ten
million dollars a year and has earnedaround fifteen million from slot machine licensing herself
Vana White making ten million dollars ayear to turn letters. David, do
you feel unpretty well, I'm curiousto know what her net worth is,

(50:53):
because let's go, let's fine.I want to see if she's better.
Yeah, we need to go backand find that, because here's the deal.
That's still a lot of money.Yeah, and she supposedly has more
money than him, which I don'tbuy. So she's her net worth is
eighty five million. There you go. I wanted you to say that,
you know, why stuff it tothe liberals who talk about some gender wage

(51:16):
gap. She's she's worth more thanPat Sajack at Pat Sajack's the host sins
I was born. Yeah, Imean that's it's interesting, right, Yeah,
hell of a career. Though.I wonder if they'll give him a
gold watch? Makes you wonder,right, do you think you'll have to

(51:36):
spend for it? Do you thinkyou have to spend for it? Like
they'll put all the retirement packages onthe wheel and he'll have to spin and
it'd be like they'd be like,you're either going to get a trip to
Maui, uh or to a pizzaplace in California or this gold Watch hits

(51:57):
bankrupt. They should make him haveto solve the puzzle or you didn't get
shit right, that's right, andit says it says like the puzzles like
fuck you, I'm out of here. I like to buy a vowel please,
f I'm telling you, man likeI'm I'm I'm on the uh on
the prowl for information. I'm tellingyou, I'm feeling, I have a

(52:23):
feeling. I'm gonna have to goback to nineteen eighty seven tonight. Why
what's in nineteen eighty seven? Here, I'll show you. Do you have
a hot tub? We can useno time machine? But uh, coming
up, hang on, wait forit. Come quat. Well, I
know what's coming. Well, Iknow the first thing that's coming. What

(52:49):
then we're gonna see some cum quats. Don't be ridiculous. There you go,
she's pretty hot there, fellas,what year is this? This last
week? Nineteen eighty seven, eightyseven? And what does she look like
now? And why do? Oh? I get it? I was like,

(53:09):
why is the why? And thewhy missy? Because it's well fortune,
you have to ask for the why. You get it out. Yeah,
you have to solve the puzzle.I'm telling you, I wonder what
that costs on eBay. I thinkthat needs to be in the collection for
of Dcpatriot dot Com. I thinkshe was the centerfold. Is that her
butt crack there at the bottom,that's your ass. If you're not the

(53:32):
centerfold, probably think that her shedoesn't really have unless you cover up the
butt crack. Is that what youwere going to say? No, No,
I don't care what the butt crackfull nudes or anything in there.
No, but but but it kindof just looks like a plumber's crack,
like she's under the sink fixing somethinglike it's not yeah, I mean it's
I mean like I didn't realize shewas that cute back then. Well you

(53:53):
know what, though, I tellyou, this is what I love about
I guess she's looks like she hadto they had to fart, and she
just wanted to open the window andwent outside. Let's look at this.
Let's look at the titles here Thisyear the Year in Movies, Cars eighty
seven Top pros picked the best aspecial report Drugs Where we Stand Like America

(54:15):
has fallen so far? If todaythis would today, this would be like
you know what would the titles betoday. You know, it would say,
uh, empowering transgenders chicks are cool. Yeah, empowered, empowering transgenders
chicks with hammers. Dot Com launchesa Playboy subsidiary, all those fun things.

(54:39):
Right. I'll say this though,you know what's so much better about
twenty twenty four than nineteen eighty seven? No butts. So girls this whole
new thing. Like girls are allfocused on having great asses. We didn't
have that in the eighties and nineties. Girls had no asses, ass crack
that man, I think they're focusedon having gas is It's strange. Yeah,

(55:06):
might be a good thing in certaincases, but I'm not sure about
the big ass thing. I like, the big ass thing. I'll tell
you what. Big ass is fineif you got a big ass, but
getting a big ass like paying fora big ass, that's weird. But
I mean they don't pay. Theythey squat and they do like dead lifts
and like hip thrusts and things.Yeah, I know, the women they

(55:27):
work their butts like and they're wearingpads. Well some do, but no,
some women just really work their buttsand they you know, it's just
the thing. Yeah, I mean, I just I mean I don't know.
I mean, we're we're crushing numberone show, watching it on X
right. Now, what's wrong withpeople? Is there nothing else on?
Apparently apparently like big David likes bigbutts and he cannot lie. I just

(55:52):
do this now. See if itincreases the audience here a little bit,
but it basically you know, uh, you know, I quote tweeted our
show and I put ladies were discussingasses. Is bigger better? That's our
question. Yeah, I think youshould have to mend that because listen,
I think it depends on what you'repacking. Right, If you're packing being

(56:15):
a sausage, you probably don't likebig asses, right. You know what
what happened there? Probably Joe Pubablygot quiet, like, we're confused by
your analogy? Yeah, what what'stalking about? What doesn't mean you don't
like a big ass? I I'mjust saying. I'm just saying. Anthony

(56:36):
Weener remember him, explain. I'llexplain this to you guys off the air.
I don't want to get canceled.Dow now you're worried about Oh,
I got something for us here realquick? Hold on, it's so big.
She looks like one of those rapguys, girlfriends, we got mix

(56:57):
a lot. Yeah, guys,they only talk to her because she looks
like a total prostitute. Okay,I mean, but it's just so sick.
I can't believe. It's just sobrown. It's out there, I
mean, grows, she's just soI like big, and I cannot lie

(57:23):
anybody. I'm just saying. Imean, there's nothing wrong with it.
That's why they're working on it.Be subliminally implanted that in their heads planted
the seed and now it's growing literally, like I mean, like how big
is too big? I don't know. I mean, Kim Kardashian pretty much

(57:45):
made the butt popular. I meanlike I don't know, you know,
it's kind of like I don't know. It's like I don't know what to
do with my hands, you know. I mean like I would show you,
but then this show would get Xrated, we'd get a sensitivity warning.
We're gonna get one anyway. I'mnot too worried about it seems to

(58:06):
be the X way, you know, and it's called X like, I
mean, it's you should be alloweda certain amount of leverage. It's ridiculous
that we can't talk about this,but I can give it. I have
a million chicks followed me with theirtits hanging out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, decorous at the pornbot with vagina and bio. Right

(58:29):
if they always have that little watersymbol or the eggplant next to them?
Yeah, the eggplant's a big one. All right, here we go.
I got some examples. I gotsome examples. This ought to help the
audience out here. Okay, isthis too big? I can't see it.
It's coming no pun intended. Yeah, that's that's great. No,

(58:52):
not at all, way too big. No, she's over puppet, say,
is way too big? Is that? Is that your cleaning lady?
No, no it's not, it'snot. Hopefully hopefully, hopefully they're not
watching her. I will need anew cleaning lady for a one legged guy.
You got to that bathroom quick tothat picture. I'm telling you,

(59:15):
what is it on the wall?Is that a frog? It's a big
frog? Why I think it?I think it holds toys for I mean,
the funniest part is that she hadto set this picture up for herself,
right, like, nobody does this. This isn't this is intentional like
somebody. She put the phone overthere, set the timer. It was
like, let's show, let's showeverybody what I'm working with, right,
But what the frog could have beenthat? Or they could have been testing

(59:38):
the potential strength of those pants.Yeah, I'm telling you right now,
I feel jolly after watching this poet. Well that's a little gross. I
know, I'm saying Christmas. It'sChristmas yoga pants. David Pollock, that's
not Christmas. It's like tribal.That looks like I'm trying kind of that

(59:59):
is all thing. It's not aChristmas but that is a regular button.
Well that's not a Christmas pattern?What the hell is it? I mean,
it looks like it's it's just it'slike a tribal rock, like like
as techy a word, it's anass tech patterns. So you think so

(01:00:29):
you think it's you think it's astechy ass. It's ass tech So it's
like this, let's see. Yeah, I think that's a great ass.
I don't know what's wrong with youpeople. No, not like that.
Maybe this one. How about thisone? What are we doing? No?

(01:00:51):
No, no, it's not that. Okay, what the hell he's
putting on? Mariachi? I'm justcurious, is that what you're saying yeah,
yeah, I gets someb real butyeah, one hundred percent. I
think, yeah, that's great too. Actually, in today's term, that's
called cake. Yeah, puppety,educate us on what cake means here,

(01:01:14):
cake is like a bubble butt likethat, because cake good or is cake
bad? Puppet cake is good tothe to the to the modern folk,
cake is good. Cake is agood thing. That's yeah. I just
don't know what. I wouldn't haveto double your pleasure, double your fun.

(01:01:35):
But I even going there, Idon't even know can knowing that I
don't know the ages of any ofthese images, maybe I'm not going to
call there too. That's a that'sa slogan from a commercial. Well,
I mean, I'm just saying,like it's it's it seems large and in
charge. Yeah, but I thinkmost men like that. I think most
women like that. Okay, Sohere's a couple. Is that Fanny on

(01:01:58):
the right, I don't know,Oh, I don't think so. And
then she's too pretty to be Fannywillis the one on the left seems to
be normal and see that's too whiteof an ass for me. The one
on the left or the right,the one on the left well, depends
on Why what do you call thaton the left? I think it might
be j Lo. Yeah, it'sa celebrity one. Jo's hot, still

(01:02:19):
hot, I don't think. Imean, look, she's very pretty.
I don't find her hot, youknow. Yeah. No, David's in
on the Sir mix a lot.But no, I mean apparently you know
David is you know, he's he'slooking for uh, you know, the
wrap the rap guy's girlfriend. Butit's interesting. Let me David, I

(01:02:47):
found one just for you. Mmhmmm, what'd say? Let me see?
Is that Rachel Maddow in the backgroundof that picture on the right here?
I think that's the same person that'sin that photo clapping in the and
with the tranny's working at school.No, she was a drag queen,
we think. But yeah, Ithink that's Rachel Maddow. Where do you

(01:03:08):
see Rachel Maddow right there behind Fanny? I don't think it's Rachel Maddow.
Let's just gonna throw it out there, all right. What about this one,
David? Yeah, it's great,fantastic. I love Easter. All
right. That's an oyster bunny forsure. Is this one too big?

(01:03:29):
Yeah, that's a little excessive.That's not real. That's photoshop. I
don't think I think it's I don'tI think it's real. There's no way
that's not even anatomically possible. Myanatomic don't want none. All right,
one more because I'm having fun withthis, are you? Well? Yeah?
I mean it's an ass bag rightthere? When an ass when an

(01:03:52):
ass hits it bump and it inflatesin the back. Just make sure that
you don't fall in int yourself?Did you? Who just took a screenshot
of it? But how do youthink I'm getting the pictures here? Come
on? Man, Oh that's agreat one, Sergeant Peterson. I'm on
it. I'm on it. I'mon it. Yes, Okay, let's

(01:04:13):
see what else we got here.I want to see what David Pollack thinks
is because to me, I'm aboutto show you guys what I think is
normal. Okay, you're from afterYou're from Arkansas. No, I am
from Arkansas. But I mean I'vegot standards, and I have different things
that I like. But like,Okay, now, this is not normal.
Okay, not too much. Yeah, that's not normal. That's not

(01:04:36):
fake. No, that's real.I think that the body that's bottom girls.
By the way, that's the songthat's playing right now for you.
That's gonna be as implants right.This chick is injected with everything, including
scene. Sergeant Peter says, Davidwants a fat bottom girl that makes the
rock and world go round. Hereit goes. M hmmm. I'm gonna

(01:05:12):
get to the I'm gonna get tothe chorus. Here you ready, there
you go? All right. Inow have the official chart on how to
build the perfect ass? Are youexcited about this? David Pollack? I
just love hearing the screenshots, Like, I'm on, what the heck?

(01:05:34):
What we do? We're this isa live show, folks, totally totally
a totally live show. No uhno fake uh bs here all right,
so this is what I consider normal. Okay, Yeah, See the one
on the right too small, theone in the middle too small, one
left feel like goldilocks right here andjust right? You know, So which

(01:05:57):
one do you pick? Middle?Either? I'm not picking If either one
of those are interested, We're goingfor drinks. I like left side.
I like left side. I'm allin. I'm all in. Which you
know what? You can have thetall one. I'll take the bond and
I don't care. They're all gorgeous. In my opinion that this is this
is normal to me, not theother crap we've shown. David, This
is normal to me. Well,see, look, I went to law
school in Miami. I live inFlorida. Butts are just the way things

(01:06:19):
are down here. But the stuffhere, butts down here are as common
shooting spreeze. You are packing asummer sausage with some of those butts that
we showed. All right, youdon't need summer sausages. You need a
Lamborghini. You need something because Imean, you're not gonna, you know,
not do any damage. You needa lamb boat. So here we
lamboat here. So we have theapple, the hour glass, the mature,

(01:06:43):
the patina, and the pear,and then we have xs on the
ones that suck. Although I don'tthink the one on the bottom right or
the two on the bottom right arebad, do you puppet? No?
I mean I'm with those two aswell. This is a panty ad and
they're saying you're not supposed to wearthose panties with that type of ass or
something. Yeah, that's probably whatit is. What this is. Well,

(01:07:08):
I mean I'll tell you, aftera few drinks, I'll take any
of those. Yeah, I kindof got agree with Puppet here, you
know, even the granny in themiddle there mature. I mean, who
knows, who knows? We havescared the living ship out of our pilled
audience tonight. They they have beenas quiet as I've ever seen a pilled

(01:07:30):
audience. I think they're trying tofigure out what they're watching. It's like
a car accident. Bottom girls domake the world go around big thanks to
Matt seventy six for another cookie,he says, then playboy Van of White,
now Greta Thornburg fake boobs arrest memes. Yeah, like, and he's
not wrong, And I think he'swhat he's talking about. I think Greta
Thornberg got fake boobs. That's whatBilly was saying. She probably used recycled

(01:07:57):
materials for him there. Just justlike we've had this discussion on this show
before. I still want to seethem, you know, yeah, especially
especially for scientific purposes. That's yeah, one hundred percent. Just like Ron
why he's like it can be someyou know, biker chick with balloon ones.
He still wants to see it.That's it. Yeah. Yeah,
Dilly was on that. He said, uh, for the good of the

(01:08:17):
country, I mean for the goodof the climate. Well, you're doing
it for America, that's right.I mean we're doing it for the for
the for the climate, you know, for the environment. Yeah, it's
the right thing to do. Wejust got to see it. You think
they're environmentally friendly. It's it's justthe right thing to do. I'm in
the environment and I want to makesure they're friendly. Yeah, no,

(01:08:39):
one hundred percent. I mean,like, listen, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna, I'm gonna buck the trendhere. I don't want to. And
even look at that woman, Idon't care. I don't care what she
purchased or didn't purchase her her presencein the world annoys me. So Greta
Thunberg, we went into that.We we went there. Thumburg could fit

(01:09:00):
in some of the asses that youlike. And she would say, you
ruined my childhood. Let's see it. Let's see what she thinks about the
climate and there, yeah, exactlywarming. Yet wait till Matt finishes his
Chick fil At, got some leftover here, I mean, that's that's

(01:09:24):
the real question. Do you thinkshe got fake ones. I don't even
care. I wouldn't give her theI wouldn't give her the uh what is
it called time of day? Well, yeah, but I mean I wouldn't
the satisfaction of even wondering. Ican't get no faction. I mean,

(01:09:48):
obviously, I think you could getsome satisfaction if you saw them titties,
though I don't think so. Idon't care. I think I don't know.
Here, here's here's what he Here'swhat Brendan Dilley is referring to.
Now, this is not photoshop,by the way. This is a picture
of her being drug away. Itwas on the New York Times New York
Post. You know, she wasarrested for uh, you know, standing

(01:10:12):
in a freeway or something. Hell, I don't know. Now they're claiming
photoshops being arrested for social media.Yes, now they're claiming photoshop. Here.
I don't I don't think they're photoshop. I just don't know. I
saw the video. I saw thevideo. Yeah, I mean they've they've
tried to play them. And imaginehow miserable liberals are that you try.

(01:10:32):
You literally go on the defense tobe like, no, she didn't get
nice boobs. How dare you?How dare you conservatives say she has nice
boobs? I mean, like,this is the world we live in right
where there where people are running coverfor Greta Thunberg's breast and plants. Yeah,
there's no way. No, that'sa fake picture. No, yes,

(01:10:54):
that's a doctor picture. That's eithera doctored picture. No, no,
I'll send you to the video thatI've got. I've got the actually
live I've got the actual live video. Okay, Yeah, that's that's a
doctored picture. I'm gonna photoshop againstmy better judgment. I am going to

(01:11:15):
do a screen shot a screen share, okay, and so you guys will
get to see all the stuff thatgoes on on Matt the Hub first.
Matt, Well, I mean,I I mean, I've got to keep
my only dad's thing up. Butother than that, I'm good. Let's
see here where the hell is Yeah, that's a fake picture. Share a
screen share a screen all right,you guys, let me know when you

(01:11:40):
can when you can see cool stuff? All right? All right, this
is like a zoom meeting, waitingon it waiting, we're waiting. I'm
gonna go for like a pastry orsomething. Ah, there we go,
pasty pastry. I want a pastry. Like all right, here we go,

(01:12:05):
everybody some crumb cake ors inside Mattcouches World on a on a Tuesday
night or whatever the hell it is. Thing. I gotta take this thing
down. I think it's Tuesday,Tuesday night? Is that? What is
that what I said when I sayTuesday night? Mm hmm. Okay,
So let's let's let's make this biggerif we can. Can you see it?

(01:12:27):
I mean I see a tiny thumbnailof a video. Yeah, well,
I mean I can't make it anybigger. Well, when you play
it, they make it full screen. I mean I've already clicked it on
Twitter. Let me x half ofthat. Hang on, here we go
on microphone. Do we have anyonewatching this show? Yeah? A few
thousand. Yeah, we went wenton. We went off the rails.

(01:12:51):
I mean, we're not talking doomand gloom politics, so nobody cares.
I'll get to that post up onX that we're talking about Greta Thunberg's rack,
and they'll get some we'll get someaction. No, that's just dude,
Okay, live video those things arehuge. Those things are huge.

(01:13:11):
They are huge. David. Shewas tiny, she was flat chills.
Those are polar ice caps. Yeah, look at this. Those things,
those things are peaks. Let's runback boom. Hello ladies. Yep,

(01:13:32):
she's got some she got some breastin place. She's either smuggling some hams
under there, or they could beshe could have liberated some some toises liberated.
Something makes me want to Carolina.Welcome to piled on that, Welcome
to our chat. Good to seeyou over there. Big thanks to the

(01:13:55):
steel Monkey for the cookie. Muchappreciated. So that's a doctor picture popped.
Well, that one was, butthe video is not. That's right
she I agree. I thought thatwas going to be a photoshop photo.
But that video tells all absolutely andand still monkey, we could care less
whether she gets arrested, falls intoa trough. We're just at this point,

(01:14:18):
we're just arguing over whether she's gotbig boobs or not. And she
does you stole my childhood? Yeah, well, I mean it's uh,
it's interesting. So till around she'dbe closing for Playboy. How old is
she know? Twenty one? Wow, we're in old. Well I'm pulling

(01:14:39):
up a video of her stupid ass. He got her numbers written down on
her birthday. Here's her dumb assin half in ten years only gives us
a fifty percent chance of staying belowone point five degrees and the risk of
setting up irreversible chain reactions beyond humancontrol. Yes, I'm looking forward to

(01:15:00):
that, maybe accepting to you,especially by those do not include tipping points,
most feedback loops, additional woman andsome feedback loops. I can tell
you this, the only thing missingfrom that speech that she gave at the
u N was uh the umpa loompasuh throwing her down a shoot or you

(01:15:25):
know, like that would have beengreat if it was like obah loop doompa
do you do? What do you? Yeah? Drops? Yeah? I
mean like now, I mean Ithink if you I mean, if you're
not somewhat curious about you know,Greta Thumberg and a bikini, Now you're
not. I'm not curious. I'mnot curious. I don't care. There's
plenty of boobs in the world.I don't care what the guy that just

(01:15:48):
told us ashes the size of dumptrucks were in style. I like dumb
trucks and I cannot lie. Imean, I'm confused. I mean it's
wild, folks. If you watchthe show tonight, we've been live for
about an hour. We went offthe rails. We love doing that from
time to time. Laid back show. Do us a favor, though,
we cannot grow without your help.So smash those like buttons, hit those
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(01:16:10):
in the pilled dot net chat.It's the only place you can find us.
Uh good to see raid on Antiva, Sergeant Peterson, Rosie uh still
monkey Matt seventeen seventy six and killingover there on Pilled. We appreciate all
you guys. Y'all better tell yourfriends, though we're exclusively in your chat,
exclusively in your chat, you bettertell your friends to get their butts

(01:16:31):
into this. We're talking about boobsand butts. Tell them, yeah,
worse than ever? What what wrong? Okay? Hop? All I heard
was my ass is killing me ormy hand is killing me, And I
don't worse than ever like Greta Thornburgis. It's causing me to maybe rub

(01:16:54):
one out here on this oh ship. That was fat, that was fast,

(01:17:17):
lots lots of things, David,Apparently I got just cotton balls everywhere.
There's cotton everywhere. Man, I'mmade. It looks like you got
a moth problem. Done it?Oh, cotton balls everywhere. I'm not
going with the mothballs. Last onthe on the yes faces. The other

(01:17:41):
night, I completely killed the spacewith a mo You just killed this show.
Now. I don't even know whatto say anymore. D good lord
I'm doing it right now, lefthanded. So it's like a stranger.
Did you other have numb buppet?Yeah? Oh, Sergeant Peterson says puppet

(01:18:06):
tubanh God, that is really funny. Oh my goodness. Let me get
David's pictures up because I mean,I don't know how we go from David
actually really good. Actually this isa good segue. Actually we should segue
into anything at this point, anything, but this is a good This is

(01:18:29):
a good segue. Does this help? That helps? Not for puppet he
needs he needs a cold shower?Or does this help? Yeah? Yeah,
okay, all right, put upmy pictures because I can't from Melton.
Oh what a derails show? Onesecond? David's pictures that there?

(01:18:56):
They are? Good? Lordy,lordy, lordy, what a day?
Right? I guess I mean Icould I look, I like laughing though
I need to laugh sometimes, andthis is fun. We we we've gotta
laugh sometimes, David, I'm pullingpicks. If you want to go into
your doom and gloom story, ohfine, yeah, let's do that.
No, it's not doom and gloom. I just wanted to give our listeners

(01:19:18):
and viewers heads up. I'm gonnaI'm gonna predict the future. You ready,
let's go in a year two thousand. So what's gonna happen here?
Guys? By the way, becauseour favorite Vladimir Zelensky is hustling the United
States for money, Speaker Johnson reallywants to give it up. And uh,

(01:19:40):
now of course he wants it.And now like like puppet to Greta.
And now what's happening is I'm sureyou guys have seen this, Uh,
the Russian nuclear stories, the Russianthis story, the Russian that story.
Every time Zolensky shows up to stealmoney from the United States. Damn
it. Why do I have ayeah, the effects running the nukes stories

(01:20:03):
exactly, I'm looking at Drudge Reportright here. Uh XCIA, Director Trump
gives putin green light to take EuropeZelensky warns Russia has penetrated US politics.
Oh you know, it's yeah,but no. And then it was like
a week a couple of days ago, it was something about Russian nukes.
They always do this, They wantus to hate Russia so badly so we

(01:20:26):
give money to Ukraine that the fakenews goes out there and puts out all
these fake nuclear war stories. Meanwhilewe're like hanging out with them at the
space station. That's how you knowit's bullshit, guys, When uh,
when the United States is flying Russiansto the space station and they're all hanging
out and doing science together and drinkingvodka and uh he on Drudge Report,

(01:20:46):
they're telling you like Russia is goingto destroy the United political States political system
and nukas like, guys, comeon, they want to take your tax
dollars and I'm about to pay taxes, you all about to pay taxes.
You might as well just write thedamn check to Ukraine because these people want
to give your money to Ukraine sobadly, so badly that they're willing to

(01:21:08):
make sure you believe in whatever ittakes to get you to turn over your
money. Anyway, that was myheads up. I want to give you
guys themselves. Well, yeah,because it goes back to their lobbyst seeing
the contracts. Right, yeah,basically that's it. But I don't need
a solo anymore. No solo.You sure, I'm good. We'll bring

(01:21:29):
it back in here. You wantto go to the Yeah, the three
feet there we go, all right, they're like a little David Sandwich.
Yeah. May it may mess puppetsview up. Though, pupp's that screw
you up were all sophisticatedly weird tonight, don't we This was a drunken a
waffle house show. Oh one hundredpercent? What did I you? You

(01:21:51):
s gave your little story. Whatdo I need all these pictures for?
What was I supposed to show thoseduring your story? No, it's gonna
be awesome. Oh so that wasn'tthe Doom and Gloom story. No,
don't put up the pictures. Thepictures was in Doom and Gloom. Yeah,
that was my Doom and Gloom story. Okay, here right, here
we go. But no, yougotta go back to the first one,
the one went to bed in it. You want the bad one first?
Yeah, bad one first? BecauseI explained what this is. You know

(01:22:12):
what this is no, I haveno clue. Oh you're gonna love this.
Remember your helicopter bed that we did, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, So what you're lookingat right now, it's called the seven
thirty seven uh suite at this hotelin Amsterdam. That's a hotel room.
So that is it's called the seventhirty seven cockpit suite. And so that

(01:22:34):
seven thirty seven is basically a cockpitand a couple of rows of seats in
your hotel room. So like that'sin your room, and look, go
to the next picture, all right, which one's the next one that you
want? Any one of them?Not the one that looks like an airplane,
but the one that like shows likethe movie theater thing. Yeah,

(01:22:55):
so that's inside that airplane, right, that's in your room. And you
know immediately where my mind went whenI saw this puppet. I think you're
talking, but you're muted. MileHigh Club. Yes, that's exactly where
my mind went, like it's theMile High Club room. But yeah,
so you can actually and it's onlylike two hundred ninety euros or something at

(01:23:18):
night to get that suite. Butliterally, if you had any airplane fantasies,
because you have a flight deck upthere you have the I guess you
would call that it's a shitty firstclass, but the seats right behind the
cabin. But and then it,yeah, look see that's what it looks

(01:23:39):
like in the thing. You seethat's the room. You have little tray
tables and everything like you can whateveryou'd ever want to do on an airplane
that you can't do, you gosmoking it. You probably can't smoke it
it because it's still a hotel room, and then charge you. But that
I mean that is there's a lotto mess with a lavatory smoke detector,

(01:24:00):
right, But that's actually the hotel. That's a hotel room. Man,
that's a hotel room. Oh,there's the cockpit. Sorry and the pit
here comes the cockpit. Yeah,you see you look out the window.
It faces a window, so youcan actually look out and make it look
like like you're flying. Do theyhave like a whole fleet of these?

(01:24:20):
Are just one? It's just oneroom, the seven thirty seven cockpit suite.
I bet that's like fifteen thousand anight. No, it's like three
hundred bucks a night. Man.That is so is it attached to another
hotel? How does it work ina hotel. It's in the hold.
On a second, I'll pull itup here, seven thirty seven cockpit suite.

(01:24:40):
It's that the corn dawn. Oh, so you have a regular room
in the planes. In the room, yes, and on the other side
of the plane is like a conferenceIt has like a conference room type deal.
There's like a table with windows,so you can live out a different
fantasy over there for all from myfollowers what I'm about to say. But
guys, if you book this roomand don't get laid, you're doing something
wrong. I'd like, that's whyyou get that room. I don't think

(01:25:01):
I'm wrong to you, fellas.All right, let me tell you how
much this is. I'm at theuh I'm at the hotel's website right now.
See how much it is book yourstay? Well, let me just
go ahead and search. We're looking. Let's see how much it costs based
comic says they have never had anairplane fantasy. Isn't there a isn't prostitution

(01:25:25):
legal in Amsterdam? It will incertainly. Yes. Can you give yourself
cookies on pilled I guess you could, But why would you do that?
It's like giving yourself a dollar?I mean you're tipping. You're tipping pilled.
Yeah, there you go. I'mstarting a cookie war by myself,
like puppet like puppet before, I'mtrying to see how much this costs per

(01:25:48):
night? Let me, I'm searching. God, Sergeant Peterson said, it's
called the Hijacker Suite. I wasthinking that before. Why you can do
in there? Is? You canrent the sweet and practice hijack in the
bitch? Is this like an Isisfantasy? Do they rent this a lot
to Isis fighters? I see,I wasn't going to go there. That's

(01:26:11):
that's how you're gonna get a knockon your door. Why I'm an anti
Isis? Why would I get aknock on my door? I don't know.
I don't know how much it isper night? Trying to see see
how much is the seven thirty sevencockpit sweet? I loved it, called
the cockpit Suite. Yeah, there'ssome on a tray table. Guys,

(01:26:34):
would you guys say, would youguys stay in the cockpit? Oh my
god, yeah, like two hundredand seventy nine pounds I'm sorry, two
hundred and seventy nine euros three hundredand fifty two euros I thought you were
talking about two hundred and ninety poundass that you were looking at earlier.
No, no, no, yeah, that's crazy cheap unless you can do

(01:26:59):
it hourly. I mean, isit an hourly thing? I don't know
anyway, Really cool, damn yeah, talk about cockpits. Yeah, so
here's the floatation device. That's right. Yeah, in case of an emergency,

(01:27:21):
Greta Thunberg can be used as afloatation device. Not he it was
the bigger ass. Yeah. No, at sure air is flowing in your
mask before you help others. Ohmy goodness, guys, it's been a
fun night. I've enjoyed the show. Our audience may not have. It
looks like it's a slow night onX though, too, I've noticed looks

(01:27:41):
pretty swell. Look And this iswhy these shows are fun, because honestly,
it's been slow a lot lately.I talked about this on my show
last week and on my Space.It's uh. I think everybody is burnt
out already. But this is badthough, guys. We don't need to
be burnt out. I'm gonna tellyou why. April fifteenth, Trump's first
trial starts in New York Alvin Bragg'scase so I know we're all mentally exhausted

(01:28:03):
from basically, I mean we've been, but he feels well, exactly,
but between the primaries with the Santisand Haley, and between all the fake
news, and between all the fightingwe've done since twenty sixteen, and the
indictments and the impeachments and the Russiahoak, and then we dealt with the

(01:28:26):
election and all that funny business,and then we dealt with the you know,
just the RNC being dysfunctional. Imean, it has been pure flipping
chaos for like years and years andyears and years and years, and now
you know, everybody's suffering under thiseconomy. Everybody is feeling the pinch of
Joe Biden. The world is fallingapart, and people are stressed out about
it. I think that's what you'restarting to feel everywhere. I think everybody's

(01:28:49):
just very tense right now. Andit's a bad time to check out,
though, guys, we have tofight a little bit, We have to
pay attention a little bit longer.But look, you can come the DC
Patriot, You can come to DCafter dark. You can laugh a little
bit with a with a with aflirty puppet. I was going to say
something different, but I'm being Yeah, you can, you can laugh with

(01:29:12):
the puppet, flirty puppet. Youcan hang out with us and just laugh
a little bit, get some news. But uh, but I mean this
is this is what we need todo. We need to still laugh a
little bit, hang out together,but stay focused on taking this country back
and that and that's that's my littleserious message for the night. Yeah,
I mean it's uh, I thinkyou're right, but I also think you're

(01:29:35):
right. People are burned out.We're still we're still six months away from
a general election. Yeah, anda lot of it's because so many people
are just going so damn hard,right, yeah, all the time.
And I don't really feel like theleft is pushing back any They know their
candidate sucks, then they're they're they'redoing the same twenty twenty barrier head in
the straight then the sand strategy,hoping nobody notices that he's just that he's

(01:29:58):
an absolute garbage candidate. And becauseif your candidate sucks, there's no as
bad as Joe Biden, there's noway to defend him. So basically there's
just lie. Yeah, they justlie, and then they also deflect and
don't even respond because it's like you'rekind of the same thing in a murder
investigation when people are like, oh, I didn't obstruct an investigation, Well,
not doing anything is just as badas obstructing things, guys, And

(01:30:21):
that's what they're doing. So likebasically their strategy is, let's not address
any of this stuff because if weaddress it, it just brings more attention
to it. Just ignore it,and it's actually helped the poll numbers a
little bit. Like as far ashim not being as low as he probably
should be, it's a good strategy. If your candidate sucks, just tell
him to shut up, you know. And uh, And that's what they're

(01:30:43):
doing in the air. Keep himout of the public's light, you know,
make any gaps and put him inenvironment. You will him into an
ice cream shop every Thursday, havehim sniff a kid, wave to the
crowd, and out he goes.Not necessarily a crowd like the seven Peace
you know that were there getting gas, but you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, And he alwaysfinds the weirdest ice cream shops to go

(01:31:05):
in. And you guys know,like he's never at an ice cream shop
like we would. I'm like,where the hell did he find the ice
cream shop from like nineteen eighty four? Every time just gross to watch him
eat ice cream. This is likea rule in politics, you're not supposed
to eat in public like his isperfect always because it's like Grandpa on his
vanilla ice cream. Yeah yeah,I mean I think. I think when

(01:31:27):
you get to Joe's age and thecognizant level of Joe, he just doesn't
care. No, he doesn't knowwhat Daly is. It's oyster bunnies.
No. And and that's the otherthing too. If they give him an
ice cream cone, that's thirty minutesthey know he's occupied. Yeah, you
know, he's not wandering off.I give my dog a bully stick.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, it'slike a greedy or a bully stick.
You know, it's like he's heliterally is not. You know, if

(01:31:49):
he's got ice cream in his hand, that's thirty minutes where they don't have
to go is my marine? Mymarine? Still got my football? You
know, they don't have to hearidiotics, you know, things like that
coming out of it. True.True, we should just shove ice cream
in his face. I love itwhen he shows up at like plants and
he like tells the workers my marinehas the nuclear football. I spoke to

(01:32:12):
somebody over the weekend down at theFort Myers. I was in Fort Myers
on a panel with Roger Stone andMadison Cawthorne and Neil mckabe and Tito Ortiz.
It was awesome. Michael Thompson putthat event together. But uh,
I was down there and I wastalking to a guy who after the hurricanes
had to fly in Marine one withBiden, and he was telling me how

(01:32:35):
Biden was like all handsy with him, kept like touching him, and it
would say things like this is fun. We should do it again. He's
like, sir, it was ahurricane. He really shouldn't do it again.
But yeah, that guy's a fool. No, he's absolutely insane.
Guys, We're gonna get out ofhere. It's been a it's been a
fun Tuesday night for you. We'llsee you guys Thursday night, eight oh

(01:32:56):
five Eastern time, DC after dark. Also, I think tomorrow night is
our contributor spaces on X right,David uh No, we were doing that.
Chad caton DC Patriot Contributor has hisI'm Fired Up show, and he
has his space before and after theshow. Okay, our Monday nights have
become our DC after Dark spaces.Ok. Monday night at seven pm we

(01:33:21):
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Show still show space. Now I'mso confused. Yeah, I'm not doing
the Pollock Show space. Instead,We're just going to do a DC Patriot
space but ends up being a PollockShow space because I host it. I'm
just opening it up for our DCPatriot contributors on Monday night. That works,
guys, that works. So Tomorrownight, Chad Kate and our good

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friend I'm fired up. Thursday night, d C After Dark eight oh five
Eastern time, eight oh five pmEastern Time, will be back. I
do have a guest on Thursday,a couple of guests actually, so I'll
fill everybody in. We'll still havesome graphics and announcements coming on that.
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