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Stage coming after here on DC afterDark, Dcpatriot dot Com, presens DC

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after Dark, David Pollock, MattCouch, Puppet, Carlson, all of
us here. Uh, David isin Sturgis right now. I'm not in
Sturgis and uh oh, my badmind. He's the key West, Key
West. I'm sorry. It lookslike Sturgis right now. It does.
It does looking at what do youget motorcycles back there? Well, I'm
outside of a bar called Tattoos andScars. It's a it's a badass biker

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bar here in QYS. That's PeteBoot Judges hanging out, right. What's
that? That's your Pete BOOTA judgeis hanging out. I mean, I
don't see any airplanes crashing or trainsderailing, so I'm assuming he's not here.
Well it has to do with transportation. Yeah, well that's true.
But Pete, but judge on theship about a motorcycle, and you know
he's into scars and tattoos, liketo ride hogs. We know that he

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does. I don't think it's scarsand tattoos that he's into. That's not
what I heard. David live onlocation in Key West tonight He's like,
I can't believe I've got to putup with these two drunk guys on these
on my on my Thursday night.Folks, if you're watching the broadcast,
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bookmarking yourself and subscribing to dcpatriot dotcom. I just realized today, Poppa
I was I wasn't even subscribed tohim to our own website. I We'll
tell him I doing. I knowthe people need to be subscribing, you
know. Actually, come to thinkof it, I don't think I am
either. I was like, man, I don't get the emails, and
David's like, there should be emails. I'm like, damn it, I'm

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not subscribed. Did you subscribe?I did? I did? Did you
subscribe? Uh? No, notyet, but I will. Oh my
goodness, see we're all delinquent.David. It's all right, man,
it's all right. You know,it's it's a it's uh. I used
to use to I used to usethe phrase this is like Planet Fitness and
judgment for his zone. But wecan't do that anymore. Well, I

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mean I'm in Key West, it'slike Planet Fitness. Well, they will
they kick you out if you're inthe women's locker room. David. We
could try, they won't. Theywon't it planet fitness. Well, we
could be like James O'Keefe and getkicked out for band for life. I'm

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gonna going I'm going mobile here foryou guys. Here, let's do it.
Man. This is exciting and puppet. I feel like we're watching like
uh, you know, this islike uh the BLM riots in twenty twenty
all over again without any writing.H Yeah. Well look this is Duettos
great pizza place. Do they likeTrump? Uh? Maybe maybe they gotta

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like Trump, man, they likeTrump. Let's just assume that they do.
Boy, So they like Trump.It's a great Trump. You just
ask people Trump for Biden. Peopleon the street, man, do you
want me to Key West? Imean, you're pretty while you're finding innocent
people just kicked this out. I'ma I'm a big fan of the ghost

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and Grave Sounds tours. Yeah,it's a lot of fun. Was that
you probably like those rights the ghost? I'm dude, I'm in Arkansas.
I really don't even know what thatis. Oh, it's like, you
know, you go to a touristarea and they you get on a trolley
and they tell you ghost stories aboutthe town across the street here, I

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might get run over this Well,that'd be good video though. It would
be all right, I'm walking acrossthe street guys, which mean luck,
holy shit, run over and uh, you know in Arkansas, when you
talk about ghost stories, they justhand you some moonshine, spind you around
five times and tell you good luck. Yeah. Well, let's basically we're

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walking down. I don't know wherethe hell I am right now. I'm
just walking around trying to find mycar. Some historic areas of of where
you're at right somewhere, I meanI'm in Key West, somewhere folks were
live here on d like walking thestreets of Key West and Florida right now,
and we're gonna how how how magais Key West Florida. We're gonna

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find that, actually the Florida Keysare very maga. Key West is not
maga. But there's a lot oftourists here today, so there might be
some maga people. I'm gonna findout. That's gonna find people whok like
they want to be on camera.You know that's right, that's true,
you know, I mean you knowyou can always tell them you're not filming
and you're just pretending. Yeah,no, it's clear that I'm actually recording

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stuff here. I love it whenyou do that, though, David,
trust me, you can tell themyou're live on X in front of some
crazy number of people. Yeah,it's not to seem trying to find me
TV. So it's been a crazy, crazy news. Yeah, what's up,
puppet Pump up your microphone volume.Oh let's see here. Is that

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any better? That's a little better? Yeah, a little better. I
may have turned something down. Ihad some crap on my on my stuff
earlier here, Puppin, Is thattoo loud? Can? It's not?
This is how dedicated I am outof this audience. So I could be
on vacation and still be talking.All that's right, Well you are on

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vacation and you're still talking to usexactly. There's a fun looking bar.
Let me go, here's some drunkpeople. Let me see if drunk keeper?
Yeah, how are you doing apolitical show? Yeah? That's that's
good, Matt, that's good.Puppa's I don't get you allowed? Are
your selfish bastard? I don't knowwhere I parked. That that's a problem.

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It can't be that dangerous, right, well, you know it's not
dangerous. I just don't know wherethe hell I parked. So this is
a situation. This is telling you'reDavid O'Keeffe and you want to know who
they're voting for. David O'Keeffe.Well, Wes, do you guys want

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to see something really cool? Thisis in exclusive for our audience right here.
You guys want to see something spectacular? You guys remember Jimmy Buffett?
Right? Yeah, all right,nope. So in in Key West,
there's this tiny building here behind me. You see this building where walking back
right you see it? See?Okay this building? Ooh, this building?

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Do you know what they call itfor your country music. And Jimmy
Buffet fan's on there. This buildingthey call it trimp Boat Sound. You
want to know why this is whereJimmy Buffett recorded all of his music.
You know who also recorded here,George Straight, Zach Brown and check this
out right here. It's a memorial. Do you see to Jimmy. Can

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you guys see that? It lookslike a bunch of trash on the ground,
looks like California. No, brother, it's like flip flops and all
kinds of like conk shells and beer. Yeah, I've seen that. I've
seen that in San Francisco. Thisis for real. Look check out the
side of this building. If youguys can see it, it's covered in
all these stickers. This building righthere. So many music, so many

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musicians have recorded in this studio,and nobody even knows it's here. True
story they do now, well,well they can find everybody. I mean,
you couldn't know. This is Sebago. This is where you go on
your sunset sales. You kind ofget hammered and you go and watch the
sunset. Yeah. One of thethings you can do in QS taking you

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guys on the tours that's any Itis interesting, right, Am I making
good content here or not? Idon't know. Puffet seems so excited.
Holy crap, you guys want tosee an English bulldog? Hold on?
Can I throw people your dog?What this dog is? It can be

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up at him? Hi, bud, this popy? This is pop By
the English bulldog pop bye? Hi? Hey, babaty cute. He's very
adorable. Pope would make a goodshow. You know, dogs really like
me. They like they like totear the ship out of me. Okay,

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Sweepee is coming in. Sweetpeas adorabletoo. You want to be on
a TV show? I don't know. Yeah you do, all right?
Hey, what's your name? Jeremiah? Hey guys, this is Jeremiah.
That'sremiah. Hey there West Florida forthirty years. So you're live with like
thirty thousand people this show this isDC after Dark. Oh yeah, it's

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our show. That's Matt Couch.That puppet Carlston, he's a real life
puppet. And that's you. You'reon TV with a lot of people.
Do you do? Do you engagein politics? Of politics? Go ahead?
Oh well, I mean we justso there's a big election coming how

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do you feel about it? All? Right? Yeah, we don't care.
I guess that's why you live inKey West. Yeah, yeah,
we don't the mainland. So what'sgoing on with the mainland in your opinion?
What's going on mainly in my opinion? So without telling us who you're

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voting for in twenty twenty four,yeah, do you think we're better off
now than we were four years ago? No? Not even close, not
even close. I don't know.Home manuck me and I'm gonna wake.
So I'm assuming you're not voting forthe guy who's in the White House currently.
Well, let's just say no,I'm not. Now in the last

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election, did you vote for theguy who's in the White House currently?
It's a fair question. You justmight not want to admit to it.
Some people did and they realized theymade a mistake, and that's okay.
I'm registered independent, so that's well, you're very interesting. Here's a question.
Yeah, independent did not like somebefore, right, that's right.

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But I feel like independents really don'tlike Biden. I think everybody really does
a lay Biden everything that to theGA station. But you know, hey,
what are you doing? Well,what you can do we vote differently,
right, you know, that's allyou really can do. That's between
the parties is that they steal yourmoney in different ways. That's true.

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That's true. We all need thepolitical parties, the political party books.
That's it. You're right, Yeah, no, we do. We we
rail in political parties all the timebecause we all get upset and then Republicans
go to Washington, DC, andthen they don't do anything for us.
That's right. They keep the borderopen, Our taxes aren't getting any lower,
our groceries aren't going down, right, nothing changes now because they go
to Washington do stuff for themselves.That's exactly right. I'm seven years old,

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and believe me, I've heard itall. Dude. You don't look
seventy eight years old, even inthe dark. Thank you, young lady,
apparently, Jeremiah, thank you somuch. It was my pleasure,
my friend, my pleasure. Allright. Well that's one vote for Trump

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here, guys. Well baby,we'll see. We don't have a choice.
Really really, I can't say nothingbad about uh. All right,
take thank you, bye, byebye. Let's take care of yourself.
Give me yeah, if you goto if you want, can you remember

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DC Patriot go to DC patriot dotcom you can watch this. Oh yeah,
we're also live on Twitter where werumble pilled everywhere. Give me pills,
Yeah, I'll take him. Giveme some pills. Brother, Thank
you so much, my pleasure,appreciate you. Take care. Definitely,

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definitely the home of Jimmy Buffett.This is the home with Jimmy Buffet.
Absolutely that's right. You know thatbecause you're taking pills. They're taking crazy
pills. I want to get realquick day. Let me let me get
round around here. So big thanksto just for gifting the phone and the
can. Big thanks to FUS coverage. Well I think so, Fox Lady
who just bought a three month bronzesubscription over here, guys, subscription.

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Thank you so much for all thesupport over there, guys, and thanks
for sharing the broadcast. We appreciateyou, guys, and we are uh
we're rocking and rolling here. We'relive on pill x, rumble cloud Hub,
get her you name it. Uhthousands watching David Pollock on the Streets
of Key West, the Mean Streetsof Key West. Uh. And of
course he's part of the New MeanStreet Posse with Puppa Carlton and myself and

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uh and this is what we do. Uh. But I was shocked on
that boat. By the way,me too. I gotta say I didn't
think that was gonna. I hadto put my hat backwards. That's how
professionals doing here. And the keyswhen it's windy, we just flip our
hats backwards, the same thing todo. So now you're a native,
I don't want you to do alone. So I'll throw mine on backwards too.
David, there you go that wayway where think. Oh, guys,

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check out this this lady. Wouldyou call that a schooner? It's
a schooner. Do you know howyou know? The mask? Oh?
See that? Oh I didn't knowthat height. I believe on a schooner.
You know how you can tell ifa plane is a male mask is

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taller than the front mask. That'show you know it's the schooner. The
rear mask, oh, the rearmask, rear. You know, David
likes the rear. Puppet likes therear. He said, it's true.
I said, Puppat likes the rear, and he says it's true. Hey
do you want to thousand people?All right? Cool? Hey, I

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got our next guy in qs hereso listen, that's Matt Couch, the
legendary Matt Couch investigated Seth Richmond DesgateLas Vegas shooting. That's puppet Carlson.
He's a real life puppet. Andthat's not You're on the show with about
thirty thousand people on pill Twitter.Where are we rumble everywhere? Well,

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what's going on? Okay, sowhat's the political show? So we asked
questions and qs, so we're interestedto know how going to vote in twenty
twenty four is? Are you betteroff now than you were four years ago?
All right, I'm a lucky person. Oh so you are. And

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I'm broken about even but even hebroke even. But but I'm for sure
I had a lost my father.I'm sorry, Oh my god. Yeah,
that's but it's not better off exactly. But it turned out to help
me out at a time. Butwe can't. But Biden isn't responsible or
not responsible for that situation? Well, well maybe, honestly, if you

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want me my opinion on that,the man's got to go. He's not
mentally fit. Wow, well,I agree with you. Doesn't mean that
anybody else is going to step inthe shoes is mentally fit either. Okay,
that's a good I agree with thatconstitution. Then you got to figure
out who's next. So knowing thatis not mentally fit, and he's on
the ballot, and Trump's also onthe ballot, and I hear from what

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you said, nobody else is mentallyfit. Who would you vote for if
you had to choose between Trump orBiden? I'm Trump Trump the go down.
Well, I have no doubt either. Robert Kennedy Jr. I can
he needs a back to me fromhis vocal course. I got my own
problem. If he can get ridof that, I'll listen to him.
Workers it's not I just can't listen. Hey, listen, voter preferences.

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You hear it, then you hearit. I disagree with the man.
Yeah, of course not all right, Hey listen, we got a man
on this twitch your neighbor. I'mDavid Pollock. All right, this is
Kirk. Guys, what what whatdo we want to ask Kirk? Uh?
Yeah, that's a great there's alot of questions out there. Uh,

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Kurk, just a quick question foryou as far as whoever wins,
and we hope it's not by nobvious. The most America feels that way at
this point. What's the number oneissue that you see right now going into
twenty twenty four. Uh, it'sa door issue. Actually there's three fronts
work on one plus our own littleborder now now cannabis board. I understand
it's too it's right, that's right. Uh. I just have to be

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a believer that we got to secureown ship. I'm sorry, yeah,
after if you don't secure your stuff. I just read about they got the
MS thirteen guy at the border todayin the hay the other day. But
I would prefer not to have toescalate issues worldwide. But if we need

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to drop some ordnance, gotta dowhat we gotta do, whether it's our
name or not, I'm not happywith it. But if we got to
keep the ship way away from usmore downtown somewhere else, someone else's country,
because there it's not our problem thatthey're have problems over there. But
yet at the same time, maybewe're guilties could be. Nineteen forty seven
was a bad year when it cameto the world politics. Yeah, you

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know, said the borders that cameout of World War two and stuff,
And since then it's it's it's veryhard to unrab well, what has to
be changed me. I don't likereligion too much. I think it's a
bunch of crap. I really don'twant to say, like that man was
on the earth and he had hishistory, and you want to call Jesus,
but all this other stuff what todo is just create problems and nobody's

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it's a mindset that is so fixated, and it just destruction and depth and
it's it's it's still longer tolerable forthe other five six billion people on the
planet. They gotta God him.It means taking them out, taking them.
Look, dude, I like Kurt. Kurt's a good dude. This

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is like common sense. I'm aI'm a Lake City area guy. Screwed
a lot of people there. Peoplewere emotionally voting there because they're just emotionally
voting. It's stupid. Our owndistrict is the only Republican stronghold left in
New Jersey. Vins Boxsteen is ourChris Brown was our last senator from from

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the state, you know, NewJersey, Trenton. Those guys are terrific,
but they can only do so much. Doctor Van Treu or Denis and
also our senator or House Rep.He's doing what he can. When he
switched over, when he realized thatour our local politics system, which is
very mixed, centralized liberal, it'svery close, he realized what he had

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to do, and with that itbecame a much more comfortable place to be.
Say, where I come from,we're not a lip fuck, a
real deal, and we hunt ourass off. That's how we all.
Right. There we go, Kurtfrom New Jersey. Another room jump down
here in Key West. Brother,thank you so much for being on the
show. Go to dcpatriot dot comclick watch and you can see this show

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Patriot dot com. I got yougood. Thanks brother. Thanks, that's
number two. Uh. I'm stilllooking for my car here, but there's
plenty of boats to sleep on ifI can't find it. You still looking
for your car? If it isyour car in the water, I have
no idea where I am. I'mjust walking around. Yeah, we need

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to get you back down in thestreets where there were beautiful restaurants here.
Oh, look at that looks likeI can see no listen, I would
I would be stopping at every oneof these tables and talking to people,
but literally my entire family. Oh, we lost your entire family is what

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your entire family hates you. We'vegot no we've got no audio from David
Pollock. David, Well, youlost your audio somehow? Here are you,
David? Can you hear us?Oh? We lost David pok you
took king could have been David Pollocklive from the mean streets of Key West
tonight, asking folks who they're votingfor. So far, it's a shutout

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Donald Trump and folks. These arejust random people, by the way,
puppet. Uh you know it's rando, Yeah, just random. And Key
West not the most conservative place inAmerica either, by the way, Puppet.
No, it is not so thatthat speaks volumes when when folks in
Key West are saying, now,I'm done with this guy. I'm voting
Trump. I'm voting Trump. Imean, with with what we saw tonight

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so far, I don't see howanyone could sit here and say, oh,
you know we're going to uh youknow, we're there's there's just no
way in hell that Donald Trump's notwinning on November fifth, and winning big.
We're seeing it across the board.You can't find anyone to admit they're
voting for Joe Biden on any politicalspectrum whatsoever, except for people on MSNBC
and CNN who think you're stupid andare literally delusional. And you know,

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these are the people that have lostbetting red sixteen times in a row,
so they just keep betting red.So yeah, they also think that,
you know, trying to make youbelieve that Trump said We're going to have
a blood bath when he was talkingabout an economic disaster made possible by Chinese
automobile manufacturing. Yeah, this isridiculous. Oh did we get David Paula

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back? We have David, buthe looks happy, but we can't hear
him. He looks happy, butwe can't hear us. He looks happy,
he said, He said, Ican't hear you. Can you read
lifts? Puppet? I like big? What's he saying? Puppet? I
can't make it out? Hello,Oh, he dropped, He's going to

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come back. He dropped. Itwas something I like big and it started
with a P. But I couldn'tmake it out. I don't know what
he was talking about this, Ilike big with a P. Yeah,
I don't know what. You andI alone on a show dangerous with our
You know it, Matt, This'sgonna fire in the next fifteen minutes.
It's gonna go crazy. No,I'm relaxed, man. It's been a

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it's been a crazy week. We'vehad a lot of stuff going on,
a lot of big stories over atDcpatriot dot com. Yeah, I put
up a story this right before theshow. Yes, the d o J
going after Apple in a big monopolyfor monopolizing the cell phone industry. So

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the question is is this a justifiedattack on a market on a on a
on a market leader for to encouragefree market competition, or is this more
DOJ weaponization, government overreach, tryingto uh through probably through the lobby lobbying

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of other companies, try to stealback some market share and opportunity from the
bohemoth. Let me ask ask youthis question, what are the chances just
so hypothetically, yeahs, you knowwe've been We talked about TikTok last week
on DC after Dark. And bythe way, folks, we want to
go ahead announce this real quick.We'll get David Pollack back on here in
just a moment, But want toannounce this with Puppet here before I go

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into what we're talking about here withPuppet's article. But first off, we
will David Pollock, The Pollock Show. We'll be live at seven o'clock.
I believe seven o'clock. Is thatright, Puppet, I got it right.
Seven o'clock eastern, sound right,six o'clock eastern, six o'clock,
six o'clock eastern on Monday nights,DC after Dark will be Tuesdays and Thursdays
as we head into summer. Butwe are going to expand the show.

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At some point. We played around. We're playing around with days right now.
As you guys know, this isa new venture for Puppet, myself
and David. So we'll bring youin there. He's got somebody. I'm
gonna pull him up here. Canyou hear Yeah? Yeah, what's going
on? Hold on, let metake you off my airpot. So these
people can hear you. They canyou hear me, We can hear you,
We can hear you. These arebiased people because they're related to me.

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But uh so we're we're we're walking. I'm not so listen my show.
My show is at seven o'clock,guys, seven are I'm sure?
I know when my show is atseven o'clock. It's always been seven eastern,
six eastern, seven eastern, allright, So it's seven Eastern.
Yeah, it was sixth last week. We'll talk about it later, because

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I thought it was on seven too, And then at seven we were on
the Space and I was like,I thought the show was at seven,
right, because we're going to startstreaming the show in the spaces. Yeah.
Anyway, listen, I got peoplepeople on the street asking whether they
like Trump. So far, everybodylikes Trump. I know. It's like
a secret. Yeah, it's nota secret because they're thinking out loud.

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Well I know, but til somebodyask, I don't announce yea. So
let's just see they're afraid, andthen they wherever they live, and then
they come and they visit, andthen they're like, oh, we can
come out of the we can comeout of the closet. So so in
the Key West, the only closetwe have to come out of is the
one that votes for Trump. True, yeah, because everyone else is already
out of the closet. D AlamCounty. Yeah, Monroe County went to

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Trump. According to these people,they did. Yeah, no, no,
no, it's just like the restof the country. So so all
of unincorporated Monroe County was ninety fivepercent Trump and then the city of Key
West, just like every other majorcity, didn't. So it's just like
the rest of the country. Wow, I did not know that. I

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didn't expect that. I expect thatreaction from public. Carlson I got,
I got a wow. That wasMatt that said wow. That was me.
Oh, I said wow. Ohwe said we said wow to get
it. So are you guys reallyrelated to David or is that a joke?
Okay? What what platform were onright now? Everywhere? Everybody?
Thousand people? Oh yeah? Oh? Well have you ever seen that movie

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Big with Danny DeVito in all ofSports and Agger? Yeah? I think
it was Quinn's it was. That'skind of it's kind of like that.
It's like twins, like Danny DeVito, tonight's your night, bro. I'll
make this simple for you guys andthe pilled audience. This is my sister,
right, that's my sister. Hello. This was my friend in college.

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Hello. Then then they started dating. Oh so now you know what
happens when that happens. Now he'smy sister's husband twenty years later. You
see what I'm saying. This isone of those things where, like you
guys weren't friends because he was datingyour sister, or we were friends and
actually we used to be we usedto be friends. But he was actually
the only guy I told my sistershe was allowed to date and they ended

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up getting married. I kind oflaughed at first. Yeah, I love
you now they love each other now. But I'm going to tell you something
for exclusively for a pilled audience.If you have a best friend that likes
your sister, the best thing youcan do is have them get married,
because they'll never have sex again.Oh god, but I'm bummed you used
to be friends. I was justthinking, you know, yeah, talking

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sex with the siblings. Not noton my Not on my Bingo card tonight,
bubb not on mine either? Whatabout? What about hey puppets manhole
on the Bingo card today? No, No, if you're on the show,
it's on everybody's Bingo card. Youhave a really center a crappy Bingo

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card tonight, Macu, it's alwaysthe center square when you're on, because
everybody knows you're gonna say it.Are we allowed to? We're gonna one
more person, you know, Iwant to interview people. All right,
one more person, Hold on,We're gonna view one more person. I

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gotta go. Guys, hold on, we're gonna be one more person here.
We'll see. Do you guys wantto be on the team show?
Okay, sure, it's gona bea lot of fun. Just a puppet.
We have a puppet or real lifepuppet. Creepy? You thought you
were a creepy puppet? Well,you know he probably is a lefty.
You never know. It's more interesting. We had one person, one more

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another one a puppet? Is I? Hold on? This is the weirdest
thing I've done in the boll Youknow you don't want to be on TV
show? Real quick? I'm dreamingbecause I've made up of my pillow.
Anybody want to be on a TVshow? No, we're good. Thanks,
They don't want to be on TVshow, but they were anyway,

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Well, I would rephrase it tohey, I'm live, Can I ask
you a question? Hey? I'mlive? Can I ask you a question?
Real quick? All right? Holdon? Thanks strong trunk. People
watch practical jokers who are what theycan ask you are? I don't know.

(30:56):
We're in a bad location for manon the streets. I had to
read two people are, Well,why don't you not go into like the
back of the back alley parking lotand get to a place where there's bars
and stuff that's gonna say, let'slet's get creative David and tell them that
you're doing a you know, thisis a pilot for the sequel to Seinfeld.
We lost to you again. Ithink he had to go so,

(31:17):
you know, it's like, hey, I can't find anybody here in my
car. It's like it's like nobodywants to talk to me in the alley.
I wonder why with a cell phonein trying to want to be on
a TV show. Little boy?You there throwing trash away out back of
the restaurant. You got a second? Help me move this body bag?

(31:41):
I got the trunk. It's suckingpractical jokers gone wrong, saying like,
has he ever watched them practical jokers? Because they not getting somebody to talk
to you down pat Yeah, thepeople on pilled are like, can can
David find one spring Breaker? Yet? We haven't seen a spring breaker?
Not one? Nope, nope,not at all. Yeah. Well,

(32:02):
when we started out, he waslike in a very populated area. Then
it's like he went to where noone was. It's really weird. Yeah,
like okay, but wrong place.Yeah, really really strange. And
so yeah, going back to yourarticle before, before before David's rudely interrupted
us and uh and came back onthe show you know how you know you
talk about the Apple thing and theDOJ going after him. What's the chances

(32:25):
yo? You and I we talkedabout this extensively last week on the show
Puppet. What's the chances that theDOJ and people are watching and going,
you know what, that Matt Couchguy and that Puppet Carlson guy, they're
starting to make quite a bit ofsense. We literallysider both of us Behemian
were like, hey, dumbasses,you're using iPhones that are made in China
that sixty percent of the country uses, and you're telling me that they're all

(32:46):
made in China. But trust theChinese, you know, trust the people.
I mean, we can't even keeppeople. We've got a million people
a month coming across our southern border. You think customs is doing a good
job. We'll making sure iPhones don'thave spyware on the puppet please come on.
And you know, if China's gettingif Apple's doing all this business in
China, you know they're cutting dealsall d you know, maybe they're cutting

(33:08):
deals on sending info over there inreturn for discounts on chips and ship who
the hell knows, you know,Yeah, No, I mean they're ye.
I mean, I mean, inall honesty, I mean, what
what can we really do that theycan't do in you know, like I
mean, I mean, what canwe trade some freedom? Ay, it's
about what do we have that theydon't have? Right, I don't know.

(33:30):
But you know, this is theproblem with that whole bill, the
whole uh TikTok band bill, isthat really they should be addressing the problem
of Chinese uh corruption and a USbusinesses and the sharing of information and things

(33:52):
like that in a single kind ofin a single bill that's company agnostic,
because it's not like it's just TikTokbecause their own by the Chinese. I
mean, look, Apple's doing businessso deep with China, Biden's doing business
with China. You got you know, I'm face, I'm sure Facebook's and
Airbnb there these people are, Imean, I'm information And Willie Brown was

(34:15):
with Kamala Harris Man. I mean, it's it's insane and and I look
at this thing and I'm reading yourarticle here and I'm looking at it and
I'm going it's it's interesting that now, now think about this. I'm not
you know, and we don't wantto insinuate things. I mean, we
do a lot, but the TikTokband, now they're going after Apple,

(34:38):
Poppet what's seven months away? Wow? Yeah, I mean, isn't it
weird that they're going after all ofthese and all of these have a censorship
vibe to them. Matt uh.Now they're going after Apple. They Adam
Kinsinger and the Klan have went afterElon Musk. Yeah, you say,

(35:01):
now he's a threat because he controlsour satellites with Starlink and basically there is
no NASA without Elon Musk. Now, and you know, you know that
TikTok bill, it has such vaguelanguage that it's going it's going to be
weaponized against companies like TikTok, uhX and others later on X, rumble

(35:22):
Getter, Pickaxe coming out the It'sgoing to be weaponized against these conservative media
companies and they're going to have thejustification because of this bill. This is
a dangerous thing. This is aThis is not a TikTok bill. This
is a social Media Loophole bill thatallows the government to get its tentacles into

(35:45):
places it doesn't, it won't,it doesn't like the communication coming from I
agree with you. Any and allof that is a bad is bad news.
And anybody who is in govern whowould vote for something like that that
would even give the opportunity for thefor the Biden administration or any administration to

(36:07):
have a more a greater leg agreater ability to censor the American public is
not someone that I want in office. No, no, I mean,
it's it's crazy, and I'm justgonna run down some headlines and folks.
But of course you were live hereon DC after Dark Puppa Carlson, Matt
Couch and of course presented by dcpatriotdot Com. Revolutionary journalism lives here.

(36:31):
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(37:14):
you know, the gold Star Fatherwe talked about that, you know who
was arrested at Joe Biden State ofthe Union. Those charges have been dropped.
That story's up a dcpatriot dot com. Now, I don't know where
we're at today. As of yesterday, the Federal Appeals Court somehow is blocking
the Supreme Court. I don't knowhow this works, you know, because
I'm I'm not a lawyer. Wehave one, but he's in Key West

(37:35):
right now having my ties and rumrunners, but are our resident lawyer.
But with that being said, anappeals court puppet blocking the Supreme Court.
It's mind nummy, isn't it.It's I don't even get what's happening on
a most day to day basis.I mean, it just seems unfathomable,

(37:55):
and it just it just the hitsjust keep on coming, Matt, Like,
this is why we have so muchcontent for DC Patriot, because this
is just insanity going on. Imean just I cannot believe it. Yeah,
no, it's nuts, It's it'snuts. And then you look,
of course, we broke this storyat dcpatriot dot com yesterday the top executive

(38:16):
and director of the Bill Clinton Airportat the Big Airport in Little Rock,
Arkansas, with ties to the Clintons, rated and shot in the head,
killed by the ATF yesterday, andyou find out if he actually died,
I already was in critical condition.Well we we had, we had,
we'd been totally he's killed. Idon't it's an interesting story. We're gonna
have to dig into that a littlebit more. But I know we weren't

(38:36):
the only ones. Fox News andothers reporter that he was killed, so
we may have to, you know, revise that. But he definitely strange.
I mean, he was a collectorand went to gun shows and things
like that. So it's but it'salways interesting how these people tied to the
Clintons. Yeah, right, it'sI mean, how many I always there's
a couple of things. Always sayI don't care who you are. You

(38:57):
don't no one has eighty five friendswho committed suicide. And then now I
can kind of reiterate that and sayI don't care who you are. No
one has this many friends shot inthe head. It's it's mine numbing to
me at this point where we're at, and I think we might have David
Pollock back here. I don't knowwhere he's at Puppet, but it looks
like he's in a very dark I'mactually in the I found my car.

(39:20):
Well, there's probably a lot ofpeople we can interview there. I found
the car. We're going to goto publics, and my sister has to
go shopping, and so I couldinterview people from the parking lot of publics.
If you guys are still how longwe're going tonight? How long are
were going tonight? How long we'regoing? Like twenty one minutes? Okay,
cool? Yeah, when I getto publics, I'll be back and

(39:40):
we're going to interview people from publics. This is going to be different because
publics is not where the tourists areeasily, not where people are drinking.
Well, this is I'm sure they'redrinking America. They might be. Yeah.
No, if you want to beable to get through the grocery store

(40:00):
without wanting to kill yourself because ofthe prices, you probably need a drink
before you go. You know what'sinteresting down here, So gas used to
be in the Keys so much moreexpensive than the rest of the state.
It is the same price, likethe average price of gallon here, price
per gallon three pot fifty nine atthis one, three twenty nine at this

(40:20):
other station here, and so essentiallyit's the same price as the mainland.
So gas is just so damn expensive. It's expensive everywhere. Just Jim wants
to know if you have any squattersin your car, they're not squatters,
they're people. Because you're not gettingthat bitch back. Yeah, did you

(40:42):
see that story, Like Gloria inNew York was insanity? Insanity? So
essentially, they're giving migrants migrants,Why do I do that? I've been
programmed. They're giving the illegal They'regiving the illegal aliens advice to squat in
people's how it's insane. And youknow what, We have that story up

(41:05):
at dcpatriot dot com. Of coursewe do need we have all the breaking
news there the other story about thesquatter in New York and the woman got
arrested for when the for the squatterbeing in her house. Right, yeah,
you saw that, you get arrestedfor kicking people out of her house
that had no right to be there, right yeah? And you know what,

(41:27):
basic me off about it. It'snot even well obviously and pissed off
that she's arrested. Yeah, thelaw is just ridiculous and it's just uttered
trash. I mean, it makesabsolutely no sense. Well, we have
a guy going to jail for contemptof Congress right now. If you want
to talk about the law being ridiculous, Yeah, I know, I know,
Yeah, I mean this is justinsanity. They're just trying to normalize

(41:51):
this insane behavior and make it okay. Oh yeah, that's just what happens.
I mean, that's just how itis today, you know, like,
okay, we just accept it thatwe should not be accepting this kind
Where are the people on our sidethat are just should be going ballistic on
this kind of shit? And youknow the cops, Yeah, the cops

(42:13):
that arrest the woman whose house itis. I mean, yeah, I
gotta tell you, I know,it's the law, So they're just doing
their job. They have to inforyarrest her. But I'd be like,
yeah, I'm just gonna have tofigure out a way to not arrest this
person. I mean, they're litting. Illegal migrants aren't getting arrested for going
inside of an Apple store and stealingevery phone, every iPad right off the

(42:38):
shelf, running out and that theTopscott free. This woman's in our own
house. They're not getting arrested forcrossing the border illegally and murdering and raping
Americans and they're not getting arrested.Yeah, so this is insanity. These
cops gotta have some freaking morals,you know, values, Like I'm not

(42:59):
arresting this woman period. I'm justnot doing it. Yeah. But you
saw like the fire Department in NewYork when they booed Latitia James off the
stage because they're they're because they're they'reweaponizing and they're making it, you know,
a display of these people so thatthey can put fear into people.

(43:22):
Yeah. Well, and that's thething. If they're using mob mentality to
bully people into compliance when people cameand to use their common sense, and
if you do, you get fired. How many cops got fired during COVID
because they refused the vaccine. SoI mean, this is just yeah,
but this is this is this iswhere we're at right now, Stace.
You want me to go here,but this is where we're at right now.

(43:43):
Is that you know, people don'teven have the ability to use their
own judgment or anymore because the loserjobs. So anyway, Puppy, you're
on Fire Night. I love thisnew puppet, Carlson. Puppet is getting
this this puppet that we have onour show that people think it's creepy.
By the way, that's another personwho thought you were creepy. True?

(44:05):
Is he talking to the people andI'm talking to you guys. I was
like, our audience knows who puppetis. We know who puppet is.
Right now. What I'm saying,I'm saying I'm a puppet is really like
coming into his own He's he's likea confident puppet. He knows his stuff.
He's like, I'm liking this versionof puppet. I get he's a

(44:27):
cocky puppet. I am a cockypuppet. God dang it, I got
PCN. I'm the I got thepuppet Carlson Network. Yeah, you're a
pretty cool puppet. I mean I'mexcited. I mean we're the only people
only show that as a puppet.Even if he's creepy, we have him.
He's ours. How about uh,you know, we're talking about stories
at dcpatriot dot com. David,we'll be for a little bit. How
about West Point scrubbing the phrase duty, honor and country from his mission statement.

(44:52):
I did not see that. Noway, stories at DC patriots dot
Com elaborate, please, mister Couch. So basically they have came out and
they have basically said this is westPoint right, and they have basically said,
you know, their tradition is underfire, as their iconic model of
course, duty, honor and countryhas been purged from its official mission statement.
And what appears to be yet anothercatipulation, a capitulation. Good lord,

(45:15):
I can't talk capitulation to wote culture, Lieutenant General will I guess it
is how you say it. TheAcademy superintendent has skulked outrage among many military
veterans and others to to see whatthey basically saying, what he's done as
a betrayal, and so the phraseis originally coined by General Douglas MacArthur in

(45:36):
his iconic nineteen sixty two speech.And they've been there, you know,
been there for generations now of cadets, and so they're coming off of their
they're even using this vanilla response.It says, However, critics argue that
you're about let me, I'm gonnatry to find that the point where this
guy tries to explain it. Itsays, the previous mission statement, which
emphasized the importance of duty, honor, country, has been replaced with a

(45:59):
vague and delude version focused on producingleaders of character committed to the Army values.
While the Army values include duty andhonor, the omission of country from
the mission statement is a glaring departurefrom tradition. I mean, it's it's
it's unbelievable that this is the Americawe're in. You know, we laugh
at we laugh at TikTok, youknow, because of you know, uh,

(46:21):
military cadets doing videos on TikTok anddancing. You know, during COVID,
all we saw was nurses doing videospuppet I mean, it's just,
uh, it's it's unreal. Buthow do you remove duty, honor,
and country from the nation's premier militaryschool. Unbelievable. It's it's frankly disgusting.
And any administration that is okay withthat or backs that, any politician

(46:45):
in our government that is okay withthat and backs that those people need to
be removed. This is what iswrong with the country. When we start
to move past a mindset that whatwe have have is honorable and what we
do is good and who we areas an as a nation is a problem

(47:07):
that there is no there is noturning back from that. That is a
decline that will end in chaos guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's
just sad. It's just really reallysad where we're at and everything. I
mean, then it sounds a publicsounds kind of lit there, what's going
on? Noise there is it?Is it a distracting I commute unless you're

(47:32):
talking to someone? Maybe absolutely,Here's what you guys should do. Here's
you know, puppa, I've beenyou know, we've been texting behind the
scenes. I think you should goup and uh, you know, and
register three new voters and uh,you know, I don't have I don't
have voter registration forms have at alltimes, all times, Scott Prest probably

(47:53):
has them. I've got him inmy backpack. You got to carry me
all telling me you have you wantto tell. Tell me you have a
voter registration in your pants and seeif they bite. I don't want anybody
biting anything in my pants if they'revoting for Trump. I'm looking for There's

(48:14):
nobody here except for him, andhe's voting for Trump. How did you
guys find the only publics in townwith nobody at it? I know there's
people here. I'm just on theside of this is the bad. We
got to fire this man on thestreet. Matt. Listen, I was
on the man on the street wonwent to hell when he started looking for
his car in the water. Probablythat's right. Interesting, Are you working

(48:37):
or not? Like, come on, I mean, I guess, I
mean, I mean it depends.Are we getting paid for this? What's
the audience look like? I don'tknow. Over Aaron Pid then then we're
the Yes, I'm working because we'regetting paid from Matt seventeen seventy six is
much bigger than you. You hopin a car and have him like push
your Titanic and let's film it.Hey, they want you to put me

(49:00):
in a cart and push me.You have to do Titanic style with your
arms out. Who's gonna film that? Who's gonna film that? And you
gotta be like the brother in lawcan film it. Hey, we're live
on DC, patri you want tocome on the show, all right,
you can get on there and youcan be like, all right, hold
on, I don't need your problem. All right, I'm in the cart.

(49:24):
You gotta down them down down,Oh yes, down the rail.
Oh yeah, yes, no,let go, let go. I was
aided for I'm the king of theword, in the King of the world.

(49:50):
Did we get that. I'm gonnafall out of this damn thing?
Now you have to do it withouta shirt on. You gotta do the
Matt couch on. You gotta dowhat you do. Listen, I'm not
a puppet. I'm a real boy. The next yeah, you guys are
the five thousand gold pills. DavidPollock will ride in a card across the
public parking lot in Key West.Shirt that's not happening. Just Jim said,

(50:15):
you get a cookie for every interactionthat you I'm trying here, guys,
I'm trying how many how many cookiesdo I get if I get shot?
A lot, probably a good amount. Yeah, I think. Listen,
I wish I was still onto WallStreet for you, guys, I
was. I wish I could havestayed in the Wall Street. Hey,
we're live on DC Patriot. Yousure we're live on the DC Patriot.

(50:38):
You sure you want to come ona You sure? All right? I
just want to ask you if youthink the country is better off now than
it was four years ago? Hellno, I got a hell no.
Another listen, you're the third personin Key West that I've talked to who
said that exact same thing. He'sa Republican. You don't want to.

(51:00):
I won't put you on camera.He's a Republican in Key West. Another
one. Guys, that's a secrethere. You have you have to pretend
you're not a Republican here, right, so you can just Jim gave us
a can for the cart ride.Just appreciate It's not a secret anymore.
He says about your retirement about taxes. Yeah, thanks, brother, appreciate

(51:23):
you not the ship that matters,that's right. Look, that's three votes,
guys, that's three Trump Yeah.Man, that's the hold on.
Let me take my afight off,so let's find an employee. You know
the hard hard in public work,you know, hardcore blue collar workers in

(51:46):
America. What about a girl.Yeah, I'd like to hear what they
have to say. I'm not ina in a gentleman's club. I'm the
publics. Find the guy slice ofdeli meat. I guess they got he's
got a lot like all the peopleyou've talked to our men. Well,
if you find somebody that's blue collarpuppet, that's like right now, he's

(52:07):
pissed already at the world because he'sworking his ass off. Yeah. Well,
half the country is on government subsidies. I'd love what he has to
say, don't you know do youthink that might be a little while?
Yeah, but you know what we'llsee. We'll see you put your phone
in a lanyard around your neck andjust walk in a lanyard. Yes,
she got one of those in hisback bucket hands like a bit. We

(52:30):
got to take you on somewhere,investigator. Yeah, we have button cams,
coffee cup cams, purse cams.Beard that coffee cup? Can Beard
veat coffee coffee cup? Can?That'd be great. I don't have I
need to get I need to getthat from Sean. Yeah, I like
that. Yeah, No, Public'sa slowan night. Brother, I don't
you can you can wear that?You could wear that, Dave. That
James O'Keefe, Uh, really gooddisguise that he puts on, like just

(52:52):
glass and it's like, no one'sgoing to recognize me. Now listen,
that was. This was I'm sorry, hold on. You see that video
of James o'keefer. He's got theglasses, he's undercover, and then he
takes the glasses off and he's like, I'm James o'keef. Hey, we're

(53:14):
living on DC Patre. You wantto go? Do you want to think?
You don't want to be on ithere? Okay? I like it.
I like it. David's delivery onthis is just it's just not good.
It's like a trainer. I can'tturn away from It's it's bad.
What I don't want to be rude. I'm giving you conflidence. Yeah,

(53:37):
I'm I'm trying here, guys.I am. I was on Divultrey with
his drunk people. They're like,I'll be on camera. I'm at Public.
People are shopping, you know.David O'Keeffe live in Key West here
on DC Patriot doc dark. Uh. And of course no one even recognizes
him with his hat on backwards,he's got even tell and without his tie,

(53:58):
no tie sports code on backwards.Uh, we are he is David
O'Keeffe tonight, not David Pollock andright, and we're having a blast here?
Are we having this? Good?Is this good entertainment? I can't
speak for Papa. I'm actually enjoyingmyself. Audience is totally This is totally
a Matt Couch kind of show.It is David's doing the heavy lifting tonight.

(54:22):
I'm excited about it, and I'mjust sitting back and enjoying the show.
The question is is our audience appreciatingthis? I think so yeah.
I think we got some people gotabout six thousand live over on X watching
nice. And how does the pilledpeople feel? Are we getting cans and
shades and chips and cookies? Theystarted to and then you you were like,

(54:42):
I'm not doing that ship and thenthey stopped, so they were I
went on a shopping cart like Kingof the World. I've brought with the
three random people. At this point, I interviewed drunk people in Key West.
I actually haven't found a single personthat doesn't support Trump. I've earned
it. Now. What's that?What's what I thought Matt was saying something.

(55:05):
Oh No, I was just gonnasay. I'm always thinking of ideas.
Here for for Dave. I meanI think you should just you know,
storm into publics, rip a shirtof Hulk Holgan style and scream trucks.
Do you guys want me to takemy shirt off so bad? What
is wrong with you? You gottaget pills, man, because you're just
doing the things that you make puppetdo. You're a puppet. I'm a
real puppet. Said it myself yourself. There ain't no strings on me,

(55:32):
you know, Matt. Are wegoing to debut those things that I sent
you tonight? Which things should Icheck out? I sent it in the
I sent in the DC, andI teased it the other day on I
don't have them available. That's theproblem. They're not up yet. Tell
anybody about it yet, dang it, because there's nowhere for them to go.

(55:54):
But yeah, we once we Ineed the transparent If that man you
did I didn't get the emails isdead tonight. I mean, well you're
you got and you want to beyou your brother in law, best friends,
should take an Uber back to thebar district or the girl who shopping

(56:15):
we listen, we would there aretwo things would happen. One I would
be I didn't drink for a veryspecific reason, and so I can drive
everybody home safely. So that meanssomebody else would have to not be as
safe as I am tonight, whichwe wouldn't do because that is dangerous.

(56:36):
And the second thing is, uh, anybody who's in a relationship out there
knows that anytime you go out,you that's credit. It costs you credit.
And I don't want to waste mycredit on an uber ride back downtown.
I want to save that for awhole night out. If I'm going
to get in trouble for going out, I want to make it a whole
night out, not just an hour. You know what I'm saying. I

(57:00):
guess I don't. I don't haveto worry about credit anymore. But well,
you know what I'm talking about.You know, ascarpilled audience as gar
pilled audience that's in a relationship ifthey know about going out credits. Big
thanks to just Jim, who donateda cookie and one hundred and nine gold
pills. Thank you, Just Jim. He says, I'm donating for David
to keep his shirt on. Idon't want to see that, Thank you,

(57:22):
Jim. So they want to seepuppet naked. They do not want
to see David Pollock naked. Sothere's a reason for this. I appreciate
that. Thank you, Thank you. I'm not a piece of meat.
I have feelings. So well,yeah, I mean that's uh that that
sounds like a liberal you know,we don't do that. Totally totally lived

(57:43):
out feelings. Guys, are whatdid liberals say? They would say your
bass. No, they say thingslike you're misogynistic. They say those words.
Yeah, yeah, homophobics, misogynistic. Something is exists. It's sixs.

(58:04):
So, folks, if you're notgoing to dcpatriot dot com, I
don't know what to tell you that. My favorite article up right now is
Ted lu Delusional. Ted Lou claimingthat if you want to get away from
fake news, the antidote is Ms NBC literally claims that you want to
not see fake news, watch MS n b C. That's well,
that's kind of hilarious. Did didn'tyou get the groceries yet? Who said

(58:25):
that? Nice? The insane congressmanfrom California. You know, mister ifu
planes, I'm a badass. Youknow Ted lou Between him and Kensinger,
Uh, they weigh a combined aboutyou know, uh, you know,
two hundred pounds between the two ofthese pusses. And and so, uh
it's interesting loo. Uh did yousee the other article in DC Patriot?

(58:53):
Did you see where? Uh?Now, what state was it that's now
taking people off the back for stateracism? New Mexico, New Mexico.
Yeah, New Mexico is now takingpeople off the state ballots for insurrection.
Well, I think they convicted themat a state level, which is stupid,

(59:14):
for trespassing. No, I thinkit was trespassing at the capitol.
It was something like that. Imean, I can't remember one of the
guys that they kicked off of NewMexico. I mean I've seen him around,
you know, on the Twitter,spear and whatnot, posting. But
it's in the Supreme Court. Didn'tdo due diligence there. They kicked it.
They said they're not going to seeit. So which means that this
allowed the state to well because theysaid it was the state's issue. So

(59:36):
they're holding to their nice. They'reholding to that. So I don't know
the world's gone crazy. It's likeI say at the intro of my show,
it's it's gone nuts. It's gonenuts. We are the number one
show on X tonight, so that'sgood to see. Appreciate everybody tuning in
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(59:58):
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David Pollock live in the mean streetsof Key West. He's been asking people
are they better off now than theywere four years ago? It's been resounding
hell knows and no ways. Absolutely. I haven't found a single person that
said that, except for that one. I says I'm better off because my
relative died. But but he saidhe was voting for Trump. Yeah,

(01:01:05):
yeah he did. But he waslike, I guess he came into money
from it or something. I guessI got nothing to do with Biden,
right, He's like, no,I'm pretty lucky. I was like,
that was really weird. Yeah,I was totally bizarre. But okay,
I mean, look, your dadhappens. You know, you lose someone,
you get some cash. Yeah,but you'll lose somebody and you've no

(01:01:29):
cash. Nobody's gonna have any cash. You're gonna lose, You're gonna lose
somebody and cash. Right, That'swhat I'm saying. Like, you know
what, Matt Couch never lost aleg in Donald Trump's economy. That's true.
True, that's a fact. Thatis a fact. You know what,
I lost two legs, Matt.You did, but I did.
I did, you absolutely did.I'm going to stories here, guys,

(01:01:51):
makes you're going to do. That'swhy just jim my suit looks so much
better, is because now I'm legless. Now that helps, right, Jack,
It hangs a lot better when yougot a guy up your manhole controlling
everything that's going on, like somepoliticians we know, just like the rest
of the country. That's what I'msaying. So here's a new new thing

(01:02:13):
now, the state of California beingran into into the ground by fear or
Gavin Newsom. You go to Yeah, you can go to dcpatriot dot com.
We have the article of spicy Snackcrackdown. California Democrats are now targeting
flaming hot Cheetos and more and aschool ban. They want to ban flaming

(01:02:34):
hot Cheetos over concerns about artificial dies. Buppet, I mean, you can't
breathe in California for the smog,but the cheeto dies, that's what you
should worry about. Simply remember inApril, a Democrat is spearheading this legislation,
arguing that these stacks are harmful tostudents' help and their ability to focus
in the classroom. Meanwhile, theyyou know, California houses twenty five percent
of our nation's homeless, so youknow, uh, you know, we

(01:02:58):
might as well ban cheetos because thatshould help the smog, the fact that
you can't breathe. In fact,they tried the pizza. Yeah, I
mean, it's just in the cafeteria. Please. And by the way,
you're gonna love this puppet, David, You're gonna love this simple When Gabriel
says the science, they're gonna usescience again. The science is coming.

(01:03:21):
They're gonna use the science. Huh. The mission is clear. We are
aiming to shield our students from harmfulchemicals that disrupt their learning. These are
the same dumb asses. Yeah,they want your kids back and kept them
out of school for two years,no telling how many kids were abused and
molested because the schools are you know, they protect that A large percentage of

(01:03:43):
kids who are abused and molested acrossthe country, by the by the hundreds
of thousands, and that's how theyfind out about this stuff. They get
reported. So what you did isyou basically you left these kids home with
their tortures for you know, twoyears. Is to mention guys, they
endorse this ridiculous food pyramid, whichis essentially the same diet that they used

(01:04:08):
to faten cows and pigs for theslaughter. Oh yeah, and oh yeah,
that's that's okay. So we're gonnaget rid of the Cheetos, but
not everything else or that. We'renot gonna get rid of the fentanyl,
but we'll get rid of the keepthe fentanyl, get rid of the Cheetos,
ventanyl good, Cheeto's bad, nogood. And you know, they
also are targeting, just so youguys know, they're targeting sour cream and

(01:04:30):
onion flavored snacks, Jolly ranchers.That's good though, because nobody I don't
I don't understand the sour creaman andonion flavored snacks. Those never should have
been invented. I'm on, I'mon Bory, California in this one.
Your sour cream and onion to watchthe Super Bowl. Listen, sour cream
and onion just shouldn't have been aflavor they ever put on a chip.
I just they really upset with Osiagoon a bagel. Whoever said I'm gonna

(01:04:55):
put cheese that smells like vomit ona bagel? And then the whole bagel
shop smells like Asiago Ostiago is theworst smell in the world. Like,
I'm mad at whoever invented the Ostiagobagel? What the hell? I'm not
sure I've ever noticed that ostiago cheesesmelled like vomit pumping. I've never I've
never smelled that. And yeah,I agree that ostiago cheese doesn't really belong

(01:05:19):
on a bagel, but yeah,I don't. No one's gonna argue that.
But I've never I've never went toEinstein's been like, man, it
smells like vomiting here. Let metell you some about Einstein's. By the
way, You know how the leftgets really upset about misappropriation. Do you
know Einstein's not even a Jewish bagel? Tame They just picked a Jewish sounding
name and put it on a corporatebagel restaurant marketing its capitalism. Buddy,

(01:05:41):
that's marketing an Jemima's banned, butEinstein's is legal. I'm just saying capitalism,
it's anti semitism. What to rememberisms next, the next thing you're
gonna be, I'm gonna see youwalk around with a mis Butter's war shirt
with a no smoking sign on it. Missus Buttersworth was some good syrup.

(01:06:02):
I grew up on that stuff.Man, that's racist, apparently, yeah,
he just I grew up in atime where Answermima and Missus Butterworth we
we you know, we bought that. You know, that's what we ate.
We ate pancakes. That was atree. And I gotta tell you,
Missus Butterworth Answermima, I loved thoseproducts. I loved those mascots.

(01:06:26):
And to me, it it wasn't. It didn't make me feel less or
something racist toward black people. Itmade me feel like great toward them.
So like this just ridiculous stuff.Well, I didn't know Angelmima was a
race. Honestly, I thought itwas just syrup. But apparently, well
it's a it's a black lady onthe black woman on the box. I

(01:06:48):
didn't know that when I was little. I just thought it was syrup.
You didn't know the syrup bottle wasshaped like a big black girl. It
was. It was a it wasa jar of syrup. I didn't know
which. I'm pretty confident right onthat. But that's what Missus Butter's worth.
Yeah. And it is shaped likeit, Matt, it is shaped
like it. No, it is. But I didn't know who miss butters
Worth was. I just thought itwas a bottle. You know, I

(01:07:12):
will go, I will take astep and say I didn't. You can't
really necessarily tell that Missus Buttersworth isblack or white or whatever. She's just
got pancakes syrup in there. ButAunt Jemima was surely black. I mean,
if you have eyeballs. Yeah,Uncle Ben, can I see your
puppy real quick? I loved UncleBenson. I'm live on the show.
I want to show him your puppy. Is that okay? You guys,

(01:07:34):
check that puppy out. That's abuppy. How you doing? Hell?
Look at that dog? Pup?Thanks? Guys. Did you see that

(01:07:58):
dog another bulldog like bulldog French bulldogdog? Night on DC After Dark.
That a bog that I've interviewed alot of people tonight. That puppy was
damn cute. I thought you saidyou said, do you say listen?

(01:08:19):
What do you mean? I thoughtyou said listen? And then we were
here in the rain. I don'tknow what was going on. I don't
know. I just stopped listening toDavid. Oh God, what a cranky

(01:08:40):
puppet. I'm not cranky. Iwas talking about Answermima and you started to
put you and you know, justbecause you don't want to talk about answer
Miima because you're racist. No.I saw a French bulldog, a puppy
French bulldog that was the size ofmy hand and it was adorable. Hey
can we talk about uncle Ben's We'regonna go, but talk about uncle Ben.

(01:09:03):
Yeah. Again, I don't knowwhat ethnicity uncle Ben is. I
just know there's rice and it's Rice. Come on, David, he's Rice,
and he's Asian. I mean,no, he's Now, if it
was an Asian guy on a ricebox, you might say that that's racist.
You only agency Rice to everybody's Rice. No, but I thought so

(01:09:27):
uncle Ben. You're right. UncleBen was a black guy, was he?
Yes? He was. I didn'tknow that well because he's black on
the box. Yeah. I mean, David, obviously, you either didn't
go to the grocery store. Youjust o this ship. Or you had
a horrible childhood, because you youhad a horrible childhood. It's really not
observant. I grew up pretty poor, so probably couldnt afford Uncle Ben's rice.

(01:09:48):
Do you know what tang is?Tang? No, dude, I
grew up on high Sea and UHand kool Aid. If you ever had
tang t A n G. Younever had tang out. Now listen,
I had kool Aid. The redkool Aid puppets had tang. I get
a lot of tang poon tang.I mean no tank. I'll tell you

(01:10:13):
what. People that don't think I'mcreepy, David, we're all around the
same age. Did you watch gI, Joe's and Transformers when you got
of course? But here's the thing. There's the sales of whiteness. Matt
and you're from Arkansas, so youyou are on the on the whiteness scale.
You drink tang. I'm from SouthFlorida. We drink kool aid.
You see, we drank kool aidand tang. Yeah, wad kool aid

(01:10:38):
too. We had high Seas,we had fruit punch Hawaii. Yeah,
Arsie colon moon pies. We hadall that. We even had we we
even had the big one gallon thingsof Hawaiian punch. Oh yeah right.
You had to open it with acan opener like oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, the ones in the canpuppet, yeah can what was that?

(01:11:00):
And punch them punched the hole togetheron the other side. Nothing. You
talk about the fruit punch right ina Hawaian punch. Hawaian punch. Did
you know Hawaiian punch was a littlewhite guy? Yeah? Was he?
I mean legitimately white, not peachwhite? White white? So then what
ethnicity was the Hawaiian punch guy?Was he Polynesian? He definitely isn't Polynesian

(01:11:25):
from his coloring. Let's play agame here, How poor were you?
Because I know I did this withmy grandparents growing up. So did you
ever take the frozen can of shipout of the freezer, put it in
a picture and fill it up withwater and make a drink? Make great?
My orange juice only came frozen whenI was younger, and it had
no sugar in it. It wasnasty, and then we had nasty tap

(01:11:47):
water. It was the nastiest orangejuice ever. Look, I grew I
drank that orange juice. That's theonly orange juice we had was that the
frozen and I grew up on liftand key. You know, the guys
can of tea, the can ofpowdered T mix. What the powdered cheese,

(01:12:09):
Dude, I had government powdered tea? Remember the powdered T mix.
No, we never did. Twentysecond time out. Twenty second time out.
I gotta give shout outs here togo on nuts over on pilled big
shout out to Filter Dog for thecan, garbage man for the shades,
Just Jim for the can. Anothershades from garbage man. Another can from

(01:12:29):
garbage man, another cookie from garbageman. And we are close to,
you know, hitting four thousand goldpills, guys, our goal we'd like
to get. We're not woke societyyet, but we're on our way,
especially as we next week. AndDavid. We lost David when he was
looking for his car in the water, and so we were announcing David Pollock
Show Live six o'clock Eastern times,seven o'clock Eastern time on Monday night,

(01:12:57):
DC after Dark moves to Tuesdays andThursdays eight o'clock eastern days and Thursdays,
guys, that means an extra dayof D after dark three and that's awesome.
Tuesday, Thursdays, DC after Darkso Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and
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(01:13:19):
a lot of our great articles andwriters, writers will be showcasing their articles
and when they put up at dcpatriondot com. That's exclusive spaces with lots
of special guests and big contributors,with a lot of folks in there,
like Heather Heather which I can neverremember her last name. She's probably watching
Liberty Valkyrie Heather Heather Dockery. Ofcourse, you know we'll have uh,

(01:13:40):
you know, James R. Willhave h Ali leg Leg as we David
I like to college, of course, Papa Carlson, David Pollock, I'll
pop in from time to time aswell, Eric Matheny, Mandy Robinson,
Artridge in a Paratory, and lotsof other folks as we continue to bring
on more contributors ecpatri dot com.So let's run that back Monday, the

(01:14:00):
poll show, seven o'clock Eastern timeday, DC after dark eight o'clock Eastern
time Wednesday special X only Twitter spaceswith the Dcpatriot dot Com contributors, and
then Thursday another episode at eight o'clockEastern with DC after Dark. And then
on Fridays, It's Puppet's Gone Wildat nine pm Easter. Oh no,
that's not on that. Sorry aboutthat. Actually, I kind of love

(01:14:23):
I kind of love that idea,Matt. I know you're kidding, but
I kind of love that idea becausePuppet has puppet friends. Did you know
this Puppet's Gone Wild nine o'clock Easterntime every Friday night? And uh,
you know what if if you,guys, Puppet, if you commit to
that, I'll go get drunk ata waffle house and be live with you.
I can tell the whole car islike, oh my god, Dad's

(01:14:45):
got us. Yeah, camera,I know, I listen. I should
probably go guys. Great show.Uh, thank you for entertaining me and
Buddy. We enjoyed it. Wewe thoroughly lived vicariously through you. We
were betting that someone would hit you. Papa and I both lost the bet.
Uh. So you know what's goingon? I locked my sister out

(01:15:11):
apparently, well, I mean she'sbeen all right, So so David Pollis
will leave a man behind. Wegotta be careful. She's a woman.
No, she's a woman. Iwant to I want to introduce one of

(01:15:35):
my my good friends. You mayknow him. You may be voting for
him in November coming up. No, it's my good friend, the future
president of the United States, OrangeMan, Donald Trump. Wait, something's

(01:15:58):
happening. What is what is good? What puppet has a puppet? I'm
Orange Man? Tell him? Tellhim? Oh my god, you guys
know this, But what is happening? Pup Carlson is actually a ventriloquist.
Watch this, I do a greatTrump Watch and you won't even see me

(01:16:23):
move my lips. Watch. Hello, did you see that? Go ahead?
Do it again? Orange Man.This is going to be a huge
election, not erection, a hugeelection. It's going to be the best
because I am the best. There'snever been a better There's never been a
better election in my than mine.And I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win

(01:16:46):
big because Joe he's bad, veryvery bad. Oh my god, didn't
I do that? You didn't evensee my lips move at all. Actually,
the funny part is, puppet Idid at the very beginning. See
your lips move, which is justhilarious. Well, I have to get
into them, you know, ittakes a little bit to get into this

(01:17:10):
card. David Pollock, I didnot have puppets having a puppet tonight?
I don't know, Millionaire. Listen, your Bengo card sucks tonight, Matt.
I mean you have nothing on yourBingo card. Oh the only thing
I've got is you saying manhole.That's it. I did say man is
man who more than I say BigLee in my in my speeches? Did

(01:17:30):
you have free space? At least? Did you get free space? I
heard free space? Free space.It's the best space. It's never been
a better space than the free space. It's my favorite space. All right,
all right, listen, what doyou guys think? What do you
guys think of my vent truth withthat? Thank you guys out there watching.

(01:17:54):
I love it. I love it, all right, listen, I
gotta go, guys, Thank youso much for having me on tonight and
my on location. You know,I never missed this show. I love
you guys, and I love thisaudience. So I'll always be here for
you guys. But I gotta Igotta go. Great show tonight, guys,
and thank you for all the cookiesand ships and cans and shades and
everything from the pilled audience for thanksto pilled Nation really showing up tonight.

(01:18:17):
Big. We've got tens of thousandswatching live across multiple platforms. So guys,
blessed, blessed, blessed have theshow over ten thousand live almost on
X and so, guys, wereally appreciate you all. And David's gonna
get out of here. He is. He's not getting drunk at a waffle
house. No, he is not, but you and I are, Matt,
Yeah, you guys are. I'mbeing there. I'm being a responsible

(01:18:40):
person. David had a West andyou know what, it's not Key West
unless you order door Dash at elevenpm. Pro tip, there is no
door dash in Key West, Homie, Well, Key West, there is,
but where where my family lives isa little bit outside of the Key
West and there is no door Dash. You're luck if you get your mail.

(01:19:01):
Oh wow, okay, yeah,yeah, I'm sure you can find
a mail. All right, guys, we'll talk soon. I cannot wait
for next week's show. I'll beback on in my home studio while dressed
up pretty I won't be on location, but you know what, we should
do more of these live man onthe Street type things. There's a rumor
swirling that there's gonna be a Saturdaynight DC After Dark special. Can't confirm

(01:19:25):
it yet, but we'll keep everybodyup to r I might be able to
make that work. I'm not ableto make that work here in QS,
right. Yeah, there's lots ofrumors ones that is being brought to you
by waffle House. I can't reallyget into the details, but I'll I'll
have more information in the next twentyfour hours for everyone. Yeah, all
right, guys working on a sponsorshipYeah, we do, guys. If

(01:19:47):
any of you want to sponsor thisshow, you guys need to do that
because get walk. Yeah, waffleHouse is getting expensive. So if anybody
wants to send us to waffle House, keep the shades and ships and stuff
around smothered worse than Willi Brown andKamala Harris at wafflehouse dot com. See
we've got we've got something. Speakingof waffle House, we got some killers
stuff coming your way at Faith inFreedoms dot com. So you're gonna wanna

(01:20:11):
not miss that. Announce it says, stay strapped and beware of cannibal Haitians
and small boats whatever that means.That actually is a big concern here.
But I try to make myself unappetizing. So well, you know, I'm
I'm lucky because Haitian cannibals do notlike me. You know why, because
you're they don't eat my pillows cottonmouth. Yeah, oh my god,

(01:20:36):
Yeah that's true. That's true.But you know, David, there's a
pro tip of a couple of warningshots in the air. Yeah. Yeah,
that normally sends them running. No, what I do is I just
I just I I bathe in vitaminsand so I smell healthy. Cannibals don't
like healthy foods. So I justam like, I'm like a whole foods

(01:20:57):
and they hate it. Yeah,that's what I do. I'm not gonna
even argue with your logic. Idon't even know what the hell that means.
All right, on that note,good night, guys. We'll see
you next week. Plick live fromKey West, And of course we're gonna
go get drunk at a waffle house. That's right, that's what we're gonna
do. We do. It's aThursday night Thursday is a new Friday.

(01:21:21):
I don't know what happened tonight,Puppa. I enjoyed it, though,
can't explain it to That was thatwas? That went crazy? David Pollock's
misery is our pleasure. You know, you know this is what happens when
you get Pollock out from behind thestuffy suit and tie. He know,
he gets a leny day. Youknow, you don't even have anything to

(01:21:41):
drink out there. Didn't it feela little more fresh and laid back tonight,
a little more fun? Yeah?Yeah, I did? I know
you like that? I do?I do well. I mean, I
wore a suit for so many yearsspeaking around the country. But I have
an idea. I'm working on this. We need I need to get you
and I matching Magnum p I buttonups for Puppet and myself. Okay,
what do you think? Yeah?Man, I you know I'm watching right

(01:22:05):
now, so we can surprise Pollockwhen he doesn't when he at least expects
it. Yeah, okay, let'swork on that and we'll come out to
the Magnum p I theme song.See it's out of it, you know,
fun stuff like that. Yeah,big big shout out to filter dog
for the cookie, a boneless chickenfor the can. Pilled really stepped up
tonight, guys, And we wantto get to a goal. Forty thousand

(01:22:27):
is huge or four thousands huge?I'm sorry, good one that forty thousand,
yeah, yeah'd be good too.Yeah, but you know, we'd
like to get to ten thousand goldpills, you know, a show.
And we're gonna be more consistent withPollock Show DC after Dark over there and
and tonight was one of those timeswhere I think engaging with the audience,
uh is something that Puppet and Ikind of strive for. We have a
good time with it, and itwas fun, and so we're gonna do

(01:22:48):
a lot more of that with theshow moving forward. Make sure you're going
to dcpatriot dot com. Make sureyou scroll to the bottom, hit the
subscribe button, put your email in, Get notified of the latest stories in
ourticles at dcpatriot dot com. Revolutionaryshare stuff, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
and share stuff. Share the latestarticles. We've got quite a few
articles up a lot, Matt.If you want to look smart, then

(01:23:14):
share articles from DC Patriot. Imean, because you'll look like you're on
the cutting edge. Single guy,you want to chick to like you Dcpatriot
dot com. That's all you need, single girl, want a dude you
like you? DC Patriot DCP isall you need. That's it. That's
it. It's that simple, right, that's it. I think this is
I'm gonna clip that part right there. I think we did that. We
did really well with that, buddy. Thank you, Thank you for Live

(01:23:36):
pompa any closing remarks, my friendand I will get you and I out
of here. Will cue the TobyKeith and right off into the sunset.
No, man, I had areally great time being with you. But
always a pleasure, much better thandoing David Show. It's always a pleasure.
I love being here. I lovethat talking. And you know,
I got a little fired up tonight. I have a little Chad Katon.

(01:23:59):
You got fired up. You didget fired up. You got fired up
tonight. I enjoyed the hell outof it. Guys, Thanks so much
for puppet Carlson. I'm Matt Couch. Thanks for watching DC after Dark.
We'll see you guys Monday night forthe Pollock Show. And remember Monday,
Tuesdays Thursdays Live. Oh by theway, damn almost screwed myself over here
by the way, Tomorrow morning atnine am Central time ten o'clock Eastern time,

(01:24:21):
I'll be live on Sunrise Statesman withJeff Dordick, also part of the
DC Patriot Network and Freedom First Network. So Sunrise Statement Statesman nine am.
And then of course tomorrow afternoon Iwill be live on his Glory TV with
Pastor Dave Scarlett at two o'clock Easterntime, and another show I have it
and I believe ten o'clock Central timetomorrow as well. So busy, busy

(01:24:43):
media rounds for me. I'll seeyou guys tomorrow. And Puppet, let's
get out of here, buddy,remember the time if you want to rossing
the parley, rossing the powy

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