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(00:21):
The mute. Damn that was agood intro for a sick guy too.

(01:14):
Damn it. Guys, we areback live DC after Dark, the number
one show on X on Thursday nightsand Tuesday nights for that matter. Matt
Couch, David Pollock The Pollock Show, and of course Puppet Carlson. We
are kicking, kicking like a packof one legged ninjas tonight. And uh,
you know, I'm excited. Wewere talking about Ricky Stanicky before we
came on the air. We'll getinto that here in a little bit.

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And of course the latest stories overat dcpatriot dot com. As always,
DC after Dark brought to you bydcpatriot dot Com. Revolutionary journalism lives here
at dcpatriot dot com. I soundmore like my radio self because I'm trying
to like not cough and hack allover everyone. I got a lovely cold,
so if I sound different tonight,I sound like the old ESPN mat

(01:57):
a little bit. I noticed thatwhen I in my earpiece when I came
on, I was like, ohdamn, I kind of sound like the
radio me. So uh, withthat being said, guys, it's great
to be here. I told theguys, I feel like the ascent of
a skunk. But I'm so excitedto do the show, getting to shoot
the ball with these two guys,to my great friends and just kind of
bs about life and politics. Uh. We even't got Pollock to wear a

(02:17):
T shirt tonight. You know,I just didn't feel like we're in a
button up man. Yeah, youknow. Yeah what I call that the
used car dealer look. Yeah,yeah, I love it. I love
it. Man. That's the show. The audience is getting a night.
You're getting the used car salesman showfor the dude when we hang out in
Florida next when I come to Florida, dude, you and I will we'll
dress like Tango and Cash Brother oror Miami Vice whatever. Yeah, that's

(02:39):
good. I'll dress like that.We're gonna puppet a teal suit, you
know. Yeah, very small,Yeah, Puppet a very small teal suit
for Puppet. And of course bigthanks. Matt seventeen seventy six, founder
CEO pill dot net started he wasdropping cans before we were even live,
dude over in the chat, souh, he's starting things off right over
there on pill dot net. Ifyou want to talk with us exclusively,

(03:01):
you need some cans. So weall love cans. We all love cans.
We're huge fans of cans on thisprogram. Jugs, cans and melons,
all of el flopes, melons,tatas, sandbags, milk muffins.
That's all I got. Puppet,What do you got? Cotton balls?

(03:24):
There you go? Yeah, that'sright. I forgot. You're a puppet.
You like you like a couple ofpin cushions on a female puppet.
No sweater muffins. It's it's notcold though. We forgot sweater muffins.
That's another good one. Let's let'sdo this. Uh, my internet's running
behind through my internet. They arethey are suppressing you tonight, my friend.

(03:45):
We noticed that, uh, youknow kind of on Uh you have
to restarter thing. I don't evenknow what a hell of four or four
areas, but it sounds like theRussians. And you should probably let Christopher
Rein know and see what he cando to help you. Yeah, I
don't think I'm gonna do that.I told you what was wrong. It
was just coming up with a doubleU R L. All I did was
the lead half of it, andit work fine. I don't know in

(04:06):
the in the I want to askthe pilled Chat tonight, we're looking for
what do you call that when you'recoming like a it's not a synonym for
boobs like that. Like we startedoff with all the ones we knew.
If there's some we don't know,put it in the pilled Chat. What
are your for boob for boobs?That's the question of the night, the

(04:30):
the after dark question of the night. Names for boobs? You know?
Like you said that, you knowwhat it's a it's a Thursday night Friday
or Thursdays Friday. I just wantto put that out there. Yeah,
no, ladies, if you're watchingwomen, if you women call their boobs
things besides boobs too. If you'rewatching, you can go to dcpatreon dot

(04:51):
com, click the shot button andsoon we'll have a you know, a
Nineteenth Amendment shirt with a no smokingside through it. The show is it's
the biggest most racist show ever.Puppet with the puppet. It kills me
every time. Another cookie from Mattseventeen seventy six is uh on that?
Yeah, you're the greatest contributive cookiesI've ever seen. The best cookie you

(05:16):
got, the best cookies man,the best cookies I don't know if we've
ever seen a puppet with a puppet, I can tell you what puppet.
You're a very good at trillo quist. I can't even see your mouth moving.
See that, you can't even seeit. Yeah, I'm pretty good
at this. I'm getting good,getting good. If you look real close,
you can see my throat moving,but my chin typically blocks it.

(05:40):
It's yeah, yeah, problem.And that's why I have a big chin,
because it keeps us my saggy vaginaneck from shelling. You know,
I I the saggy vagina neck isnot It was not on my I didn't
have that on my BEINGO card deck. I guess we need another shirt.
Yeah no, and by the way, we have. I'm hoping to get

(06:03):
those up after the show tonight.I've been under the weather the last two
days so, but our own puppetCarlson has put some amazing shirts out and
I hope to have those uploaded hereby midnight tonight. I set myself a
goal a little goal board here midnighttonight to try to get those out.
So make sure you're paying attention togo to dcpatre dot com, click in

(06:23):
the shot button and go to faithin freedoms dot Com. They will be
there as well, so you knowwhat it is. It is a Thursday
night. Let's see how many conservativesthat I can actually trigger that a nice
gift and chat there. I know, I saw that. I'm very distracted.
The bobs. Yeah, the bobs, the bobs, the bobs.

(06:46):
So far, I'm actually really surprisedthat we don't have any more entries for
alternative names for boobs. No,you know, can I can I call
something out real quick while we're heresocial media social media call out. I
want your guys opinion on this hasnothing to do with politics, but to
me, you know, David,you know how you'll send me something that
somebody does on a conservative take andwe both are like, geez, that's

(07:09):
cringe as hell, you know,yeah, and just kind of is two
buddies shooting the bull. You know, that's cringe as hell. And Puppet
does to say we all talk aboutstuff. Is there anything more cringe than
shouting out your own birthday on socialmedia? Well it's ridiculous. You know.
Here's how I'm gonna play this one. It's my birthday. I mean,
come on, okay, but youhave to understand that's what social media

(07:31):
is for right to pop a happybirthday. I mean, look, they
want, look everybody want. Firstof all, it's a horrible song.
Happy Birthday is not a good song. Nobody likes singing it, nobody likes
having it sung to them. Butwhy why make their post for attention so
that you can get all these peopleto comment with happy birthday? I hate
because, yeah, I feel bad. I mean, maybe nobody's wishing them

(07:53):
a happy birthday. They feel sad. They want to know if they're loved
or not. You know, Idon't even have to say anything. Facebook
says it, and then I justget access it for me. Hey,
you're my favorite puppet a birthday.Yeah, I don't. I don't get
it either, puppet. I meanmy other qualm. What it is is
the fact that it's like, youknow, if if you have to have

(08:13):
somebody, if you have to telleverybody that your birthday you haven't done a
good job. That's true. Bythe way, it's my birthday. Happy
birthday, Puppet, Thank you happy. This is the fourth month since the
my pillow arrived for his head.That's right, that's right, four month
anniversary. By the way, goodsegue here, My pillow dot com.
Promo code pollock or couch. That'spromo code Pollock or couch. Say up

(08:37):
to eighty percent off at my pillowdot com. I remind you that nothing
goes better on a couch than apillow. It's my pillow. Do promo
code pollock or couch. Nothing goesbetter in my head than a pillow.
It's true. I want to talkabout the my pillow real quick, because
we always everybody thinks of pillows whenthey talk about my pillows, and uh,
I got the my pillow. Dogbeds. If you guys are dogbed

(08:58):
people, I've gone through a lotof dogbeds and my freaking dogs. And
the other day my dog peed onthe dogbed, which happens if you have
dogs. They pee on things,especially their dogbeds. And I was able
to, yeah, well, youcan wash you the same way we wash
these dog beds. Considering maybe mypillow. I was able to unzip the
dog bed, wash the cover,and wash the inside of it because the

(09:20):
inside is literally a giant my pillow, and put it all back together.
It's as good as new. I'venever been able to do that with a
dogbed before. And my dogs lovethese things. They're very comfortable for the
dogs. They're comfortable for me andthe kids that we just lay on them
with the dogs. They're my giant, my pillow. So if you guys
are dogbed people, you really aresleeping on these my pillow dog beeds.

(09:41):
So go get yourself on and savesome money with promo code Pollock or couch
not. I'm not lying on thisone, guys. That is a legit
endorsement. I love these dogs,true and nothing. As you guys know,
nothing goes better on a dogbed thanDavid than Rana, Oh, Rana
than Rana d Did you see thattweet I sent you guys earlier. I

(10:03):
wouldn't retweet it, because yes Idid, and I laughed. It was
so funny. So somebody put outa tweet today. I don't know who
it was. It was like ameme, uh and it said Roni McDaniel.
I'm not even gonna say it outloud. I told you I'm not
going to it's inconsistent with my brand. But she got she got a short
haircut. Well she didn't really,that was the means she didn't. But
in the meme, it showed apicture of Ronald McDaniel, but Dan Dom,

(10:26):
you know McDonald with a Rachel Maddowhaircut, and it says that she
sh she cut her hair so inone latch, last ditch effort to save
her job NBC News. Well,it wasn't just she cut her hair.
She cut her hair to look likeblank. Yes, yes, it looked
like Rachel Maddow. Yes, itwas very funny and people of her ilk.

(10:52):
That's a good way to beat itin the bush. It's it's interesting
to see they don't beat around thebush, but instance I did, now
pupping, I mean we we wouldhave never thought that you were the type
of beach around the bush. No, I think I think I proved that
last show. Yeah, yeah,no, hundred percent. We would have
never never would have went there,uh at all with you, right,

(11:16):
I mean he just goes straight forthe ham wallet. Yeah, yeah,
ham wallet. You know Rby's numberthree, all that stuff. You know.
I used to be a professional meatcart installar. Yeah yeah, I
mean you you know you're you're hangingbeef. My friend, we get it,
we get it. They got themeats. I'm telling you, it's
crazy not meats. So we threwI threw it out there on my ex

(11:37):
feed, because you know, whatthe hell is a Thursday night? Thursday
is the new Friday. Yeah?Well yeah, absolutely, our DC after
Dark question of the night. Whatyou know what is a unique nickname for
boobs? It's a wild Thursday.It's all my ex feed. Absolutely,
are you getting anything? Well,a lot of people have tuned into WA

(12:00):
much now because they think we're talkingboobs. I mean, looking the pilled
chat. We practically before I meanthere's practically boobs in the chat. Yeah,
no, I mean we I justput the link to piled over on
x under there, so if theywant to join us in the chat on
pilled over in the pilled net chat, they can. But what's you know?
So we've came up with what tatasfun back sweater muffins. I've never

(12:22):
heard sweater muffins. That's a newone. We got funny kittens. We
had sweater kittens. Milk muffins,milk duds. If you're not lactating,
I don't know that would with that, would that inquire that are hers are
not good lactation? Not good boobs? You call milk duds if they're just

(12:43):
kind of y. No, no, no, no, milk. That's
if they're not producing milk. It'skind of like Ron White, you know,
the comedian Ron White, you know, and he you know, he
you know, guys are you know, it's basically it's like, you know,
He's like it could be a bigold biker chick with you long balloon
titties, and you guys, youknow you want to and guys are like,
yeah, I do. Guys like, could you get fun bags that

(13:03):
should be on the list, youknow, let me let me actually give
some good advice to our women thatare watching. The one woman that's still
watching this show. Guys like,all boots, cool women watch this show.
If there's any women out there thatare insecure about your boobs, we
don't care. We are not judgywhen it comes. We like all boobs.

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So it's known unless you're a manin the woman's locker room, right,
pretty much equal opportunity fondler. Right, well, no, nobody's fondling.
We're just a pretty we're notching.We're talking just puppet. You are
gonna end up in puppet jail.Well, I've got soft hands, so

(13:46):
women dig dig it because you havesoft hands. Yeah, I can see
that you're pretty popular at the womentheir puppet that's it. Yeah, look
at the snows. I don't knowwhat to do anymore. Well, in

(14:07):
our audience has doubled since we startedtalking moves, puppet puppets, puppets,
No, it has the Ron Jeremyof noses. That's right with without without
a doubt. And uh, Ireally don't have a lower body, so
I have to use what I got. It's true. I mean, could
Ali leg not sound any more properlike her? Her writing name a DC

(14:30):
Patriot is Alicia Marie leg No,no, no, but I'm just saying,
like just she couldn't get any moreclassy. She's a very classy at
it right now. I don't knowif she's watching or not, but I
mean it's Ashley Marie leg And andlike I would have known, I was
like Ali, Ali La is prettyfancy, But now I see Alicia Marie.

(14:52):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder whatyou know? Ali is a very
classy woman and killer too not wellyeah, I mean Papa, and I
don't know. I mean, Imean, now I know Heather Heather is
watching, you know, I canheare hair by the way, great hair
Heather. That's what I'm calling hergreat hair, Heather, three hair,
Heather, she has fantastic hair.Trying to segue away from asking Heather about

(15:16):
boobs. But I'm not going there, not at all. Yeah, no,
Papa, she's got something. Well, yeah, she's in the military
for like almost twenty years. She'sprobably got nicknames for fun bags and you
know, sweater muffins. She postspicture with guns a lot, so I'm
sure. Yeah, yeah, she'snot gonna be she's not gonna be calling
Oh she might call them grenades.You never. I'm not engaging in this

(15:39):
conversation double barrel boobies. I amnot engaging that. I I I am
disavowing this conversation, and and andmaking emotion that we move away from this
conversation and move to uh a bridge. You're trying to vacate like you're sitting
on a bitch. It doesn't workwith puppa and two minutes, two minutes
missing from the black box of thecargo ship. The two minutes Yeah,

(16:03):
we know it, you know it. I didn't see that on DC Patriot.
Well it's coming out soon, staytuned for it. Two minutes missing
from Are you kidding me? No, not kidding you. It's been it's
been out on social media. DC Draino here has says the Dolly ship's
black box has two minutes of missingdata right before it crashed into the Francis

(16:25):
Scott. I mean it's simple,like, hey, let's run that Epstein
thing that we do where we wherethe fitted footage goes out right before it
happens. Oh yeah, and thepipe bomb outside the DNC that the same
tactic. Oh and and and thein the footage inside the White House with
the cocaine, and oh and everyother damn footage, how you know.

(16:47):
And then they're like, oh,conspiracy theorists, well there's two minutes of
footage missing. Well listen, Ido was. Actually there's a woman who
was who commented in a post Iput up asking for expert on shipping to
find out what the proper procedure isin that situation of dropping the anchor and
hitting the rudder hard is the properapproach? And this woman was a merchant

(17:10):
marine and she said that was sheactually put up the procedure and said the
actions taken were actually appropriate actions ina power loss situation. So I'm gonna
she said, she doesn't have anyother information other than that, So it's
potentially possible that this was just agiant cluster. Now, when we spoke

(17:30):
on Tuesday, I had said thatthat there was a failure because that why
didn't they warn people? Why didn'tthey close down the bridge? Apparently they
did. The audio has been releasedafter the May day they closed down the
bridge. I guess they couldn't communicatewith the foreman on the bridge that was
working with those men who were fillingthe potholes, so they weren't able to

(17:51):
I guess get them off the bridge. But it is kind of a miracle
that nobody was driving across the bridge. There's video of the cars and trucks
crossing the bridge just before the shipstruck it. So yeah, they shut
off the bridge. On the sideswere you know, getting people off or
you know, not letting him in. So the people were getting off the

(18:14):
bridge that were on the bridge.The cop was going to go back and
notify those guys on the bridge,but he couldn't leave until it just someone
took came and took his spot becausehe was blocking the on ramp and he
just the person didn't show up beforehe could get on there and warn those
those guys that were filling the potholesadly. Yeah. Yeah, but I

(18:36):
mean, but the fact remains,you could have taken the proper procedures intentionally,
right, somebody could have turned offthe power. Uh and and maybe
the ship did what he had todo, but the power was turned off
in a way knowing it would atleast strike the bridge. I don't know.
Well, look, I agree withyou, just because they fall,

(19:00):
so someone who was in driving itfollowed the right procedures. Yeah, great,
I'm glad to hear that. I'mglad to hear that. Yeah.
But the fact that there's two minutesof missing data, in my opinion,
just completely completely cast doubt on somethingelse and makes this essentially conspirat not a

(19:26):
conspiracy theory. That's something here,someone involved in this, or Chinese or
the government, or somebody hacking intothe computers or whatever. Something happened,
someone did something that shouldn't have beendone, potentially this to happen. It

(19:47):
also could just have been a lossof power. But here's the problem.
It always makes people suspicious when you'veconcluded, before even investigated, no foul
play, no terror, no ohnothing, don't worry, it's none of
the things that you guys might thinkit is. We've already decided before even
investigating. Could couldn't have come fromChina's Chinese lab, couldn't have bappened right

(20:11):
right, right, We're gonna concluderight off the bat that it's not anything
but what we say it is.Let's just go with that, And that
makes a lot of people question thingsand the real thing is and the interesting
part. And then you show upwith two minutes a missing video, right,
weird, Right, But then again, I do that unless you want
people to talk about the two minutesof missing video instead of something else.
I've said this from on Tuesday.I feel like the attention played to this

(20:33):
ship could is honestly just a bigdistraction from everything else that's happening. I
don't like when there's there's something up. And Ali and I actually were talking
about this earlier on the phone,you know there, and it's not just
my hangover. There's a there's somethinggoing. I don't know if it's we're
all getting fatigued from politics right now. The primaries are kind of over,

(20:56):
we have our presumptive nominees. We'rekind of in between when election season really
ramps up, and maybe just peoplehave politics fatigue right now going to April.
Maybe it's spring break, maybe it'sthe change of temperatures. Whatever,
something's up. Everybody I talked tois feeling it. Like Ali was talking
to Chad Kateton on his way toTexas to speak and he's like, yeah,

(21:17):
you know, I'm tired, thisis Cornell. But and I'm like,
you know, I'm feeling that waytoo. We're all kind of feeling
tired. And I don't Maybe maybewe're tired of being lied to. Maybe
we just see this constant bull crapover and over and over again, and
nobody on our side who has ahas power does anything to combat it,

(21:41):
just allows it to happen, fostersit in greater way, and it really
does become demoralizing after a point.Yeah, that's a problem, right,
that's what they want. I guessright, Yes, we are. The
more apathetic we are, the safertheir jobs are. Nobody's going to primary
somebody with apathy. So I don'tknow something's up. I'm just gonna put

(22:02):
out there that my Sutton's upmeter ispegged. But I want to say one
thing about the shipping thing, andthen we can move on if you want
to. I think, if nothingelse, we need to look at this
and ask a question and fix withregulation. Why are ships the size of
skyscrapers allowed to pass through narrow channelsunderneath bridges unassisted by tugs? How Why

(22:29):
have we not thought about this untilnow? Because this could happen this it's
foreseeable that a ship can lose controlor power, or something can go wrong,
and a ship can hit a piloton a bridge. Why do we
allow ships that massive that cannot stop, to move unassisted without the assistance of
tugs. If tugs were moving thatship, it could have steered it in

(22:52):
the direction and avoided this tragedy.I'm interested if we have any shipping people
out there. Well, I'm playactual maritime tug boat captain Matthew Calwell,
who runs Truth Not Fiction Matters,who's a prominent spaces host and has a
big YouTube channel, and I senthim in the link. We'll see if
he's able to join his great friendof mine, one of my great friends
in life. And he literally,you know, drives these dead damn things,

(23:15):
you know, so he can andhe's done it for you know,
almost two decades, so not tomention. He's a great investigative journalist and
friends, so I'd love to hearhis take on on on on that.
If he's able to join us,I sit him the link, we'll see
what happens. But but yeah,I mean, I just think it's one
of those things where you know,when all these things were first developed,
I mean, like, you don'tthink the way the world has deteriorated,

(23:37):
especially in the last ten twelve years, at a rapid rate. You know,
you go back twenty thirty, fortyfifty years, you don't think that
this kind of evil can really existin the world, But it does,
and it's horrific at this point.And so I think when a lot of
these things are like, I mean, you know our thought out, you
know, you don't ever think ofthat kind of level of evil being existent.
And not saying that anything, I'mnot saying that there's anything that has

(24:00):
anything to do you know with this, you know that there's any foul play
involved, But I mean it makesyou wonder. I mean, like like
Puppet said, you know, ifthey don't want you to talk about conspiracies,
they should stop causing conspiracies. Yeah, it's like the seth Rich murder
investigation, you know, still unsolved. The FBI is blocking every shred of
evidence. They're doing everything they canto stop these investigations from being so ill.

(24:23):
Look at John F. Kennedy.Yeah, twenty seventeen, Donald Trump
was going to release all the informationd IA, CIA, Department of Justice,
FBI, all the agencies came running, Oh no, you can't do
that. It's because there was aguy named Bush Senior still alive, you
know, who was around at thattime. And so, you know,
it's just it's just crazy and so. And he may be on a boat

(24:45):
right now. I don't know.We're going to see. I got Matt
Calledwell here with us too. I'mgonna bring him in as well, one
of my great friends, of course, the host of Truth Not Fiction Matters.
And he might be it's not brother, you might be on a boat
right now. Hell, I don'tknow. No talk about invitation fly bayh

(25:06):
wir. I like it, man, I like it. How's it going?
It's good man, it's good.I well we started talking about this.
I'm like, well, hell,I know the guy to talk to
the guy who's been piloting boats foryou know, two decades, and uh,
i'd love to hear. I'd loveto hear your take on this.
You know, just basically, Davidasked a question I don't know. I
know you were setting up. Youmay may or may not heard it day
you want to reask the question forit? Yeah, and heaven thanks for

(25:29):
coming on the show. Nice tomate you, sir. Nice to meet
you as well. I'm wondering whyship the size of a container ship or
even a cruise ship, or anylarge vessel that's navigating in a narrow passage,
underneath a bridge or in any placewhere they where there could be an
accident. It's foreseeable that a shipcould go off course for one reason or

(25:51):
another, whether it was his power, whether the pilot makes an error malfunction.
Why aren't Why aren't these massive vesselsassisted with tugs in these sort of
sensitive passage areas well? Hold thatthought unscripted in the Redneck studio. You
never know what you're gonna get withme, cout. I'm excited to turn
the background noise off. But yeah, that's a great question. I've had

(26:17):
that question, probably, gosh,you have since day one, and I've
had a lot of folks have meor requests for me to come on and
talk about it, which I don'tmind doing. I have to be real
careful. But this situation's complex.But to answer your question, actually,

(26:41):
Matt has known me for a while. Actually, one of the boats that
I ran in New Orleans was oneof the toads that did the undocking of
this container ship, which is Morantowing. But unless the pilot association request,
that looks like a narrow bridge,but in the center it's actually quite

(27:03):
high. I've been through that bridgeprobably a thousand times when I was doing
some dredging work back in twenty fourteen. The problem is that ship got out
of an alignment, got out ofthe channel due to an engine failure from
what I understand. But the tugswere released seventeen minutes. You know,

(27:25):
some folks mad, they'll go crazyover that number. But seventeen minutes that
ship released the tugs that were assistingit, which is normal. And I
understand the question because it's been raisedby several folks here lately. But what

(27:45):
you have is the dock that thisship left from is only twenty eight minutes
from that bridge. For instance,we have a dot called Nashville Terminal,
which is below the gno bridge orabove more have you. It's only a

(28:08):
couple of miles, and I've hadships lose power, lose steering, lose
generator, and we've had to gofor one ship break off to go save
a ship from turn it around MississippiRiver. You have like a seven to
eight not current hearing high river stage, so you don't have a lot of

(28:32):
response time. There was a tugon the way before that ship made impact.
This happens real quick, quicker thanfolks realize. This ship was doing
fifteen knots. I looked it upon the AIS Automated Identification System, which
gives you their lat long speed courseover ground. I believe the pilot new

(28:55):
probably within three miles from one understandbefore getting to that bridge that he adds
some serious problems. They lost enginepower three times. That's where you see
probably more information than you guys wanted, but they lost power three times.

(29:15):
You know, we've had the questionsabout the lights. The lights that you
see coming on these ships are emergencylighting when they lose They had three gin
sets on this particular ship. Theship's not old. It was built in
twenty fifteen, so that's in thecontainer ship realm. That's a pretty new

(29:37):
ship. So it had a oneand two generator, which they we do
this on the tugs or the commercialvessels. Will run a generator for forty
eight hours and that will switch overto the other one. But this one
had an emergency generator sole purpose ofpowering up primary systems like you know,

(30:00):
electronics, electrical, bridge, componentrysteering. They were down to the last
generator before the ship may contact withthe bridge, is what I understand.
The anchor was deployed. I'm notsure. I'm not getting a clear answer

(30:22):
when that happened, but that's apretty commonality. And you've got to understand
these pilots, there were two onboard. You have a pilot that's a
transit pilot, and you also havea docking pilot. Most of these docking
pilots come from the towing industry.They have a very high knowledge on working

(30:42):
with tugs coming in and out ofthe dock. I mean, these guys
are they get paid well, butit's like anything else, you know,
being in this industry twenty plus years, I have very good relationships. As
Matt will tell you. When Mattand I first met, when he was
working on the seth Rich Investigation.I was actually doc in tugs in New

(31:07):
Orleans Daily, and I'm still inthe maritime business, not doing the same
job, but I'm still working forthe government now. But it's really a
disastrous situation. I feel for thepeople that's lost. I feel for the
community of Baltimore. There's so muchthat's going to be affected by this,

(31:30):
and it's just not good for theindustry and a whole. The thing that's
disturbing to me, gentlemen, isAnd it's great to meet you up at
Carson. I've been dying to meetyou at person. My friend, Well
you look, you look, man, It's scary how similar you look to
Tuncker Crossing Tuncker Crosson better come onthis ship. You should? You should,

(31:55):
he absolutely should. We got toget that out and uh, you
should come on appreciation pup at CarlsonNetwork. Yes, sir, yes,
sir. I guess now I'll quit. I'll shut up for once. I
guess. The point I want tomake this alarming to me, gentlemen,
is the NTSB report they're saying theyhave. I said this in a space

(32:19):
earlier today with Dustin and Miss Gin. I've never seen that before. They
lost some of the coms. Someof this the audio was carble. They're
supposed to be video and audio.Even the tubs or even other vessels like
supply boats, anchor boats, theyall have this now for ABS Solace,

(32:40):
which is vescill Is SOLAS class isImo International Maritime Organization, it's an international
law that these boats have to coincidewith the certifications and the insurance that they
carry. You know, there's certainthings that you have to do to stay

(33:02):
compliant. You know, I wasin the Coastguard. I actually do pre
inspections now for customers. I dosea trials. I do SUBM, which
applies to the towing industry. ESbasically the official certification for tubboats, the
same as for COO Certificate of Inspections, which is commercial vessels that carry passengers

(33:24):
for hire. This is all institutedthrough the cfr CO to federal regulations.
In the Coastguard, ABS and manyother organizations help regulate this. So we're
talking of a lot of red tapethat's going to come out of this.

(33:45):
We're probably going to see some rulechanges from this, just like we saw
when the bridge was taken out aboveMobile that's what instituted radar licensing. Actually
this has happened before. Pilot thatI know personally, Ted Dawson Noble seventy,
was on board a tanker in nineteenninety six, same scenario. Lost

(34:07):
power went through the g n O, deployed the starboard anchor, you know,
starboard anchor, but he still wentinto the New Orleans shopping district right
there in the you know, mainwharf, downtown New Orleans. It was
you know, but no one waskilled, amazingly, thank god. So

(34:28):
these things happen quite frequent, youjust don't hear about them because you know,
it's a near miss what we callno damages occur. But unfortunately this
ship it hit dead on this supportpillar. But digressing, I'm concerned about

(34:49):
the video being garbled, obsolete,some of the videos not there, some
of the audio is not there.And I'm also perplexed by now quickly within
forty eight hours, they're saying thatthis investigation is almost at completion. I
have a lot of questions with that. There's no way they could be fully

(35:12):
complete with this investigation when we're talkingabout all the elements that we're facing with
this accident. We have containers rightnow that are leaking hasmat hazardous chemicals into
the water as we speak, intoBaltimore. Not to mention the monetary losses
the military ships that you know,I was in the Coastguard. One of

(35:35):
my boats I served on that's wherewe went to. The shipyard was in
Baltimore. Right there's several ships atdraw dock right now. They're now stuck
because of this casualty, because ofthis bridge that's been taken out. It's
going to take a law to clearthis debris. You know, just my

(35:59):
thoughts, But you know, Matt, what's what's this going to do to
trade? You know, like thetrade in the area, not just from
a ship perspective, but also youknow that's a massive bridge with traffic too.
I mean, how about is thatGonn affect trade in the region pretty
heavily in your opinion? Sixty percentof our coal exports come out of that
port. A lot of your containertraffic goes in and out of this port,

(36:24):
you know. Not to mention theroad corridor of you know, Amazon's
claiming I don't know the exact number, but they have a high percentage their
packages. I was told as ofthis morning, could be Upburbs around thirty
percent affected. Is this cool?Experts or imports by the way, Matt

(36:45):
coal exports or imports, well,mainly exports, but both. But you
know, not to mention with themilitary side of this. This is a
major military of like I just mentionedwith maintenance and M and R as we
call it, maintenance and repair theshipyards. A lot of your still comes

(37:10):
out of this sport, uh,and a lot of your container goods in
and out, export and imports comeout of this port. So a lot
of that's going to have to bediverted Matt to other ports, meaning Charleston,
South Carolina. You know, Iwould imagine New York's gonna pick up

(37:30):
now. So it's it's going toeffect that was already affected, right the
supply chain. I mean, howmany hits can we take, But this
is a pretty big one. Idon't know the jury's out how bad it
will be. But it is amazingthat President Biden jumped up and said automatically

(37:53):
all federal funds, you know,no check too big. Even he showed
his hand, we have to fixthis bridge. And you issue, right,
it's it's a it's a This isactually finally a bipartisan issue to where
both sides. You like, wedon't fix this this, you know,

(38:15):
this entryway and this bridge. We'rereally screwed in a lot of ways,
in so many ways. And youcan even imagine, uh, strategically for
the military and also for commerce,and also for you know, just for
the connecting corridor between the two portsof Baltimore, and you know, Norfolk

(38:38):
will probably suffer from this as well. Uh. This this is a big
deal. Uh. Judyover on pilldot net says it's the third largest port
on the Eastern seaboard. Correct,that's that's correct, new York being the
biggest. Uh. You know,you have New York, You have a

(39:00):
lot of stuff coming in and outof Baltimore, Norfolk. You know,
Charleston's pretty big, Jacksonville's pretty big, Brunswick's growing right now. Savannah has
diverted due to container ship port expansionsand l G they've now sent the car
carriers to Brunswick, Georgia. That'sall going to Brunswick, Georgia. Your

(39:20):
car carriers. Uh LA's picked upsince the pandemic. Uh, Seattle's picked
up. Which I need to getoff of my lazy behind get more time.
I'm like you, madam, likeacrophos all over the place, trying
to make a living. But uh, you know, I did a rumble
channel TNFM traffic and I need todo more. Uh. And I did
a video the other day because itwas just so vital, so important to

(39:45):
get the simpers. Not about me, never has been, but it's getting
the information because I've seen so muchmisinformation out there. And I understand people
are anxious, they're they're you know, they won't answers. Uh, that's
understandable. Uh, but you know, I have to feel a due diligence
to represent the maritime industry because I'ma part of it. I've been a

(40:07):
part of it for a long time. You know these guys who you know,
I represent the maritime industry. Ihold a lot of responsibility to myself.
My wife's kind of upset. Whyare you doing this? You know
people are going to be able tofind out exactly who you are, well
maybe whatever you know, but somebodyhas to do it. Uh. We

(40:30):
need we need transparency, We needanswers. Like the gentleman your co host
asked a great question. Uh,I guarantee you they will be probably a
rule change, there will be atethered escort or passive meaning not a line
up. But there will be arule changing from this. Uh, ships
will probably be getting escorted. Uhpretty far now out of this channel.

(40:55):
Uh. This area is dredged alot too. You have to realize I
was in a space the other morningwhen it first happened, and folks were
asking why that ship was so farout of the channel. It really wasn't.
It was right on the edge,but it was far enough to where
it got in trouble. But thatchannel was like forty five to fifty feet

(41:17):
regulated death. Once you get withinthirty forty feet out of that channel,
I mean you're talking ten to fifteen, you know. And that's another question,
Matt. In my opinion, I'mjust not sure why this you know,
ship didn't just run aground instead ofgoing towards this bridge. Right,

(41:39):
that's the question I have. Whynot just put that ship, you know,
purposely instead of going towards the bridge. But you know, so a
lot of answers for questions that wehave to get. I wasn't there.
I'm still waiting for some of theinformation to come. I've got a couple

(42:02):
of contacts with the Coastguard of coursethey're tight lipped right now, with the
corp of Engineers also too on scenewaiting to hear what I can from them.
I know they have efforts underway nowto take this ship and put it
back towards near the terminal because it'sgoing to be under investigation, not to

(42:22):
mention it can't get out anyway.Alongside with the other vessels that are now
stuck in this port, there's overten vessels commercial vessels math that's stuck right
now in limbo but can't get outbecause of this debris. So I could
guarantee you they're going to and it'snot going to be fast. The mobilization

(42:47):
time is going to be expensive.You're going to have to get big salvage
companies in here to remove this bridge, unfortunately, and it's going to take
months. So we're looking at aport. It's it's out the commission.
Dow Wow, it's out of commission. It's pretty substantial. It's hard to
be so long winded. I justthought i'd give you guys, no,

(43:09):
no, that's I don't know anybodythat's really went into depth to like it
like that on any show, Sothat was needed in our audience appreciates that
very much, and our our audienceof course grown over on pilled dot net.
Big thanks to all the folks overthere. Got to give some shout
outs real quick. Thanks to Judythe Lady Bug for the cookie, Matt
seventeen seventy six for the cookie andthe cans, and we appreciate that.

(43:30):
And of course No Prisoner's Podcast withfour hundred and fifty one gold pills donated
again, so we appreciate all youguys over there on pill dot net that
are donating. Uh, you know, and this is we're gonna segue here.
Your wife may hate this, Matt, I don't She might probably already
hates me because you're friends with me, but I don't know for sure.
We've we've been going back investigating craptogether. But this is a non political

(43:51):
question here. I have to aska question about the boat before we get
non political. Oh, I haveto pause ten seconds. I promised somebody
that would ask for station identification.Will the insurance company from the boat reimburse
the government for the price of rebuildingthis bridge? You know, that's a

(44:12):
great question. They're already using aTitanic loophole limiting liability that bothers me.
That's a great question, and Idon't know the answer to that right away.
It depends on what comes out inthe investigation will dictate how much liability.
I believe the insurance company, whichis out of Lord Lord's Lords of

(44:37):
London is what I'm hearing. Withsomething like missing videotape potentially void the insurance
warranty depends on who you are,if you're a p Diddy or Hunter Biden
not so much. But well,I'm hoping that we're going to get some
accountability to answer the cost. Andyou do great work, by the way.

(45:01):
Uh, I'm really glad and honoredto meet both of you guys.
You're friends of Matt, you're friendsof mine and no friend. I hate
to tell you, Matt Colts,but my wife's been praying for you for
a long time and she's always beena fan. You know, you like
family to me. But sir,she's not happy with me at all,

(45:22):
putting my face out there and allthis, you know, even wearing the
mood emblem. Meanie, you knowyou just have her google my name.
Man, I mean, tell me, what's the worst that could happen?
You know we've done this before.That and she wanted to move last time.
But you know, yeah, ohyeah, no for sure, man,
for sure. No. I mean, and David, any more questions

(45:45):
before give it away? Want totell crypto lawyers out there. That's a
great question. That's and actually,Matt, that's a great question because that's
one of the most trending questions today. People want to answer. You know,
how many how can I put thisthe tragedy so bad as it is,

(46:08):
that's a valid question. Are thetaxpayers now toting the bill for this
bridge too? I mean, Ibelieve the shipping company and you have agents
with these ships that probably bear someof the responsibility. And you know,
I don't want to speak out ofrealm, but you know, the politic,

(46:30):
the Pallet Association, all these poltassociations are separate businesses. All these
pilots are comprised as business owners andthey have liability protections. But I think
all parties involved are going to havesome liability on this incident. We're talking
about it. I mean, Matt, don't I don't know. I can't

(46:52):
care to guess, but I meanthe last bridge that was constructed took five
years, gentlemen. I mean,we're talking time and money, uh to
replace this bridge. I mean,this is gonna be something that is gonna
we're gonna have to deal with asa country for some time now. I

(47:14):
mean it could be possibly talking aboutthis three years from now, mat like
we talk about set Rich or Julianthe signs. I mean, this should
be this might be something ongoing.Hope not. But you know, it's
a great question. It's a greatquestion. And uh so uh and who
knows. With our government, youknow, they like to be so forthcoming

(47:35):
and truthful. I expect this tobe wrapped up in a matter of no
time. Uh you know, Uh, Well that means said Puppet and I
like to go off the rails.You know. I always say I'd rather
be drunk in a waffle house withPuppet Carlson. And you know, it's
one of my favorite things to do, you know, since I on my
recovery. It's just puppet in MattData. Don't think we're not gonna it
looks a little weird when he wearsthe sports coat into waffle house. We

(47:58):
just have to totally. It's kindof strange. They look at you like,
yeah, they're like, sir,we don't allow preaching in here and
we're like, no, no,he's our friend, he's our friend.
They leave. I feel really Theysaid they'd bring me a doggie back to
go, which was nice. Wewill brings smothered hash browns. But we
like to go off the rails becauseyou know, as you know, Matt,
you've heard me say this on myprograms. You've been a part of

(48:20):
my programs from America's lunch Room toyou know, the Matt Couch showed all
the different ones I've done over theyears. We know each other a long
time, my friend, but youknow me, I like to get humorous.
I like to go off the rails. And because politics is so serious
and it's and you got to havea little humor in life or you're just
gonna go nuts. So we decidedwe would trigger folks tonight and Puppet and
I like to trigger folks. Ourd C that's basically presented by DC Patriot

(48:44):
dot com. Revolutionary Journalism lives herethe DC after Dark. Question of the
Night presented by Dcpatriot dot com.What's a good nickname for boobs? So
we we're gonna see where this goes, pill and feel free to comment,
Uh, you know X we've gotit over here so far, so can
we repeat that question? Yeah,yeah, what's a good nickname for boobs?

(49:06):
A good nickname for boobs? Anduh? You know this, did
you say boobs or boots? Boobs? Boobs like melons, sweater muffins.
I already got the answer of mudflap, mud flaps flaps, nice,
nice mud flaps. That one tookme off, so so feel free to

(49:29):
comment. And there's so many differentI want to hear what people think the
nickname should be. We I puttatas melons, sweater muffins, and cans
as choices, but feel free towrite your own in there in the poll
because I don't really know. There'sthere's so many different ones that we've heard
over the years. And kind oflike Ron White says, great comedian,
every guy doesn't matter what type ofshapeer size, we want to see boobs

(49:51):
and uh and and believe or not, my audience is like house, so
mostly there's older you know, Idon't want to get to in trouble here,
but you know, waffle House,there's older folks. So that's the
reason, you know, kind ofhanging low but bud flat, you know,
so please to please but a lowrider jacks low riders. Flapjacks.

(50:14):
That's good. Flap jacks. Lowriders would be like for balloon titties,
right, I guess yeah, knockerslow riders. We're getting more knockers works
kockers. Yeah. This almost soundslike the old days, Matt, when
we had peak Panther. Like.Speaking of peak Panther, the Graham Cracker,

(50:37):
one of our guys just message in. You know him as well.
Uh, the graham Crackers said,if they're a if they are fake,
they should just be called investments.Mm hmmm, inflatables, inflatable inflation,
synthetic crypto. Yeah, milk jugs, somebody said milk jugs here on uh

(51:00):
yeah, and will take hell forthat. I'll get I'll get seventy four
comments of some Christian you are youknow, uh, you know, for
talking about boobs even though you knowthey exist. Love pillows, Gonzagas,
Gonzagas and Hooters, all right,real deal. Wow, Just when I

(51:31):
thought I could show them my betterhalf this ship. Yeah, yeah,
you you definitely can't do that.Well, maybe you could. Deluxe waffle
fun bags, milk jugs. Lotsof different things going on over on pill
dot net too. Make sure you'reexclusive chat over on pilled dot net,

(51:52):
and uh, I'm interested to seewhere this thing goes besides the crowd that
says, you know, we're uh, we're on Christian for talking about boobs,
would which exists by the way,I know people seem to be donating
now that we're talking boobs, soappreciate that. Over on Filter Dog with
the can thank you guys so much? David Pollock is like the professional one,

(52:13):
mister Calwell, and so I thinkhe's just blown away by the fact
that we PUPA and I go offthe rails and people still watch. I
think he's kind of they like itmore. And that's the crazy part is
like, you know, this guy'son here giving us inside information about shipping
that we haven't heard anywhere, right, right, and then we say boobs

(52:35):
and everyone starts throwing us money,like like this is where we are.
I mean, look look at NewOrleans, right, you throw you know,
you want, you know, youthrow some beads up and outcome the
boobs, you know at Gardner nineteenfifty four on X said the twins.
Yeah, I see that, twins. It's not bad. It's not bad,
but don't be shy. I feelfree to comment. We love to

(52:58):
hear your thoughts here as well.We're talking with Matthew call Well truth not
fiction matters. Of course, youcan find his YouTube channel. You can
find him a. Uh, Ithink it's I think that's actually your Twitter
handle you've got right there at att n FM World News on X.
I keep calling it Twitter. Ican't call it X. I keep trying.
It just doesn't roll off the top. I called Twitter x twitter X
filter says two fawnds is biblical.Uh. Duana says, I heard him.

(53:23):
I heard more than a mouthful isa waste. That's a chick.
By the way, it's pretty coolwhen the ladies gold you man, I
think chicks will be more into thisconversation than you realize. Yeah, Bono's
Chicken says. Bumpers mm hmm,bumpers, bumpers, fenders. There you

(53:44):
go. Yeah, floatation devices,that's what the triple letters. Yeah,
well, I mean because how manytimes have you heard, you know,
guys at the beach and you seesomebody walk by and you're like, well,
I bet she won't drown, youknow, flotation You know, we
don't have that. She's not gonna. I mean, it's it's fitting because
you know, one week you seethey're smaller than the next week they're bigger.

(54:07):
You know, like a self inflatingd f D with a coot cartridge,
you know, one hundred percent,one hundred percent. I'm gonna go
over to dry to get corny.Now it's time for me to go to
bed man starting to get corn here. Yeah, I'm uh three o'clock comes
early, my friend, and uhyeah, uh, I've heard rumors that

(54:30):
I've had all kinds of emails.Uh, but I'm honored to come on.
You guys really appreciate the opportunity.Matt and mister Pollock. Nice to
meet you, sir, Yes,sir, and uh, you know you
guys don't be strangers. We dospaces over mister Marlin. Uh we hashtag

(54:53):
we are the people. We'd behonored to have all of you guys.
Uh, if you can during theday to join us. Uh, you
know, Matt, we're gonna needyou probably, Buddy, I don't know
what happened to. The first showdid great when you showed up, but
now the numbers kind of like thoselittle mudflats he just got finished. I

(55:13):
don't know what happened, man,So we're still now. Just keep I
don't know, but we're doing aspace every Sunday one TM Eastern over on
Space shot seventy six over. Ohyeah, all of you are welcome and
great. You know. Last request, Tucker Carlson. I know you're watching.

(55:36):
If you are, you need tocome over and give this man some
props because he's repping you pretty well, my friend and my main man.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, matt I love you. Nice meeting,
guys. Thanks for the short notice. Come on, man, we
appreciate you, brother, and besafe. All right, anytime, anytime?

(55:57):
Brother, All right, man,that's Matthew call Well, truth not
fiction matters. Make sure you're followinghis YouTube channel. Of course. You
can also find him at tn FMWorld News on X and of course he's
on He's on other platforms too.I know he's on True Social and gab
in other places. But make sureyou find this guy. Follow him.
He's a great follow one of mybest friends in life. We've been guy,
we've been for instance, like twentyseventeen. It's crazy to think how
long I've known him. Now almosta decade and one of the great investigators

(56:22):
out there. He puts out truthand he's very very well educated military verse
guy, so make sure you're followinghim. And Matt thanks for coming on
on short notice. And what youneed to be saying is if you have
it, folks, I'm gonna goahead. And since Matt so nice,
he tries. But folks, ifyou're not going to DC Patriot the new
website, you're a commie. Okay, well coming after you facts, That's

(56:46):
okay, no matter here, loveit, see you brother, Thank you
for joining man. That was great. They're the plug we need. That'll
be a clip right, clip thatand use it as a promo. That's
a perfect I agree right there.That's a T shirt Matri dot com,
you're a commy. I love it. That's a T shirt and a promove
it. That's crazy. What's crazyand ironic is that we had a late

(57:08):
come on the show about boobs.Yeah yeah, speaking of boobs at Candy
Jar two, late come on theshow about boobs. You know she says,
I call girls. Is that theone? Da yes, Candy Jar
two, Puppet, we hear you, puppet. I know you heard Candy
Jar two says, I call minethe girls, and this is a female,

(57:31):
and then Gardner Do nineteen fifty foursays, yeah, my other name
for them. So women apparently havemultiple names for their own boobs. Interesting.
Yeah, so, Judy the LadyBuck says, So guys of every
guys like every size and shape ofboobs with a question mark. Yes,
yes we do. Yeah, butguys love all well, I mean straight

(57:52):
guys. I don't know if gayguys like boobs or not, but okay,
guys every size and shape like boobsof every size and shape. Yes,
that is true. Every guy ofevery size and shape like boobs of
every size and shade. Yeah.I will never see a boob and go
yeah, I could do without it. Ever, Yeah, no, hundred
percent. So that's our question thatI hear. DC after Dark presented by

(58:12):
Dcpatriot dot Com Revolutionary Journalism lives here. What's your nickname for boobs? Everybody's
got them, you know, can'tcan't deny that. Uh. And for
anybody that's offended that we're asking thequestion, then you probably should not be
on X, you shouldn't be onTikTok, you shouldn't be on Instagram because
eighty five percent of the females outthere post a selfie with their cleavage every
day, that's right, whether they'rebig or small, you know, large

(58:37):
or tall, you know, theythey're posting selfies with their cleavage and their
boobs. So you can't be offendedby the question of the day, like
what's your nickname for boobs? Becauseeighty five percent of the women in America
that are on social media are postingshots like this daily Puppet. Yeah,
I'm I'm I have a question.There's country girl double O seven on pilled

(58:57):
says port authority. Is she talkingabout a nickname for the boobs or was
that about the boat? The shipshipping accident? Might be the ship,
but I mean that's that might bea great name for the I mean,
if I was like in a bikiniand I was a hot chick, I'd
totally be like, you want totake a look at the port authority,
you know, I mean if Imight, you know, if I was

(59:19):
in a better shape and I hada speedo, I might do that.
As a dude, you want tocome check out the port authority. What
do you think, bubbet? Doesit work? Yeah? Man, I'd
like to doctor that in a pylon. Uh, you know, I'm out
of control the pylon. Yeah,the anchor, IM gonna drop the anchor.

(59:43):
I like it. Drop the anchoris a good one, Bubbe.
I like that one. If Puppettwants to get us to all stop talking
and at least take thirty seconds toreset our minds, that's what he's done
now two weeks and like two showsin a row, he'll just and we
all just stop and go. I'mnot sure how to play off what he
just said. I do like theanchor comment, though. That's pretty that's
pretty smooth. I threw that onein no phrase, that David Pollock that

(01:00:08):
said last week that we kept oha good one. Uh fun bags,
Uh, calcium cannons. It wassomething ridiculous in it. But what was
it? Ridiculous? Ridiculous? Ilike that one. I told you start

(01:00:30):
her trend ridiculous, ridicorous calcium cannons, chesticles, jesticles, yaps, Yeah,
chesticles is good. Sweater puppies lovepillows, go zungas. How do
you say that, puppets? Uh, it's almost like in your eyes bulge
out. I always love it.I always love Would you offend a woman

(01:00:52):
whose ID is participation trophy wife,and she says none of the above.
Well, what's the answer that towrite it in? Didn't answer? Yeah,
that is she did, you know, and you know, so she
didn't run it to write she didn'trun in the answer. M. I'll
comment with what's yours? But that'sthe thing, you know, like,
no, you don't want to dothat. I don't want to ask Candy

(01:01:13):
too. By the way, puppetyou and Candy jar two need to d
M because she said, drop theanchor and slam my cargo into your bridge.
That's it, baby, perfect,perfect news. I'm soft and cuddly
and plushy. This is the uh, this is the second show in a

(01:01:35):
row without impress bitch to you?David. Do you feel I'm worried about
it? Might be she could bein rehab. I hope not. Well
maybe, I mean if she wantsto be crange, like I haven't seen
her on pilled in a little whilepilled. You know. They they they're
they're trying to stay on task.Over here. They're all talking about the
port authority, the operations. They'relike, all right, all right,

(01:01:57):
these three clowns are talking boobs.We're talking bridge ground over here. They
should watch the Pollock Show on Mondaynights. They really should, they should.
They should a good show. Youshould watch the polic Show on Monday
nights because David's a lot more seriousthan Puppet and I. It's a good
show. And you can get youcan get educated, or as we say
in Arkansas, edumacated. Yeah,this this Monday, This Monday, we're

(01:02:20):
talking about apathy and a little bitof American history. Tony Robbins No with
a with a uh, sorry,I can't talk a presidential historian. We're
going to talk about how America hasalways been kind of screwy, talk about
Lincoln a little bit. We're goingto talk about John Wilkes Booth. Uh.
We're going to talk about because alot of people think the world's going

(01:02:43):
as ship, and it is.But the world's always been going to ship
and that's that's not a secret.And so you got to remember there were
times where Congress selected the president.There were times where they want to get
back to that. There were timeswhere they during the Missouri Compromise where they
literally it was one of the biggestvote frauds in history, when they were

(01:03:04):
trying to import they literally brought peoplein just to vote in the elections.
It let up almost led up tothe Civil war. We had a civil
war, let's remind people. So, yes, it seems themed, seemed
dark right now, But guys,democracy is hard work. And like what
who said, it's a republic ifyou can keep it, And that's the
truth. It's never been easy.It's always been compromised. And we're just

(01:03:29):
dealing with some I would say,America, if it's healthy, doesn't always
get along with each other. Butthere are people that want to see America
gone, and these we gotta fightback. It's really that we got to
fight back against the communists because they'vebeen trying to destroy our countries in the
nineteen fifties and that's the different elementthat we're dealing with now and we got

(01:03:51):
to get them out. But anyway, we're gonna talk about all the Monday.
We're gonna talk about apathy and peoplebeing overwhelmed by everything and not wanting
to get engaged and that's how theywin. Exciting stuff. We'll talk about
boobs. You notice puppet You andI weren't invited to the show because it's
he knows it will derail it.No I haven't, I haven't. You
guys are always invited him the show. As a matter of fact, David
I would be helping with the show. And then he said, yeah,

(01:04:13):
yeah, I'll have my people callyour people. My people got busy.
Uh No, puppet Puppett needs tomake an appearance on every show. Matt
is going to make an appearance onevery show because we have to do our
news. So absolutely, I dothe news. Do news. That's what
I'm here to do, the news. I think you should have a segment

(01:04:36):
on my show. However many minutesyou want to go where you just give
your take on something and it couldbe a segment on the show. I
think we should do that every week. No, I'll work on it.
Yeah right, yeah. We gotto give the people what they want.
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think I'm gonna wrap us up hereunless these guys want to do a cookie
war or something like that. HeyDavid, how you feeling. Oh I'm
tired. I yeah, I justsaw a stat I'm not even gonna talk.
I shouldn't even bring it up becauseit's going to lead to another hour
discussion. Washington Times reports new estimatessay thirteen point seven million illegal immigrants,

(01:09:31):
up thirty seven percent. Wow.So speaking of I think side the that's
a city show legal immigrants. Youneed to have some shots, bro now,
yeah, hair of the dog tired, I mean sleep, make a
bloody Mary. Put a little worcesterShire sauce in there. Wor'stershire or she

(01:09:55):
always say Worcestershire sauce. That's thenext question for the next show man.
We got some more cookies on overhere. I'm killed. It's Worcester Sire
sauce. I call it Worcestershire.What do you call it, Matt,
Worcestershire sauce. My grandfather always pronouncedit. I say Worcestershire, and he's
from World War Two, so Itrust him. I'm from Florida, So
yeah, I mean they were usingWorcestershire sauce. You know, I'm sure

(01:10:17):
they were using those in the uhin the foxholes in World War Two.
You know they got for a secyou know Worster, Worcestershire has anchovy in
it. Yeah, I'm not sure. It's just delicious. I love I
love it too. It's great Worster. You're leaving off the Shire part sicter
your fertile baggins and things here,it's worsh sauce, Worcester, sir sauce.

(01:10:44):
That's Worcester Shire sauce, is it? Guys? What do you think
Worcester Shire down in the shire sauceskill put it all over the ski at
least shake it on some flat jacks. And I'm not talking about the ones
you get at waffle house. Ifyou go back and watch our Russian episode

(01:11:06):
to understand the ski, Judy thelaybuck says, I'm saying right, worcestershere,
David has what I don't know,But I don't know if I agree
with that, Judy, I loveyou. If I agree with that Worcestershire
sauce. What do you call it? Worcestershire, Worcester, Wooster Worcester,

(01:11:27):
Sure as you're saying it Woosters here, briss bitch to you Worcester years this
year it's like a leprechan handed somebodya coin or something. I need to
send a boneless chicken a uh,like a drink. I love the support,

(01:11:48):
but dude, you are wound tighteruh than a three dollars accordion and
you know, I mean, like, you know, accordions. Is that
how the I don't know. Yeah, it's just such a Southern thing.
I don't know if you played anaccordion often. I've never played an accordion.
I mean, I just look likea lot of work. Do you

(01:12:11):
know? The two needs to drinkin a fist bump? You know?
He just he just posted the noosestightening not going to be manageable. Now
begins the squatting epidemic. Because I'mlike, as we're talking about boobs,
he's talking about immigration. Yeah Iknow. I'm just saying, like we're
talking boobs in Worcestershire sauce. Iwant to buy this guy drink. We
appreciate him. He's not wrong,Oh no, he's not. I'm just
saying like I feel like he needsa drink and a buddy, you know,

(01:12:33):
yeah, puppet Carlson Network, that'sMatt Network. Carlson Network, Carlson
Network. You're not subscribed Matt seventeen. Come on, you gotta subscribe subscription
yet, I don't. I don'tgo there. That might be work.
I don't know. We don't don'tgo to PC in dot com. That
could be no one puppet that couldbe a porn site. Probably it's puppet

(01:12:55):
Carlson nude. I can think ofsomething else, but I'm not sure I
could say it. But even thoughwith what Puppet said last week, it's
not as bad as what Puppet said. That's right, that's true. We're
not going to say. Yeah,I was thinking of a different word too.
There's there's two words, three words. Oh, that's true. That
oh god. Yeah, there's alot of words in there, a lot

(01:13:17):
a lot of sea words. Mmhmm. You're welcome to Woolster. Welcome
to Wooster, Worcester, Worcestershire,Worcestershere, welcome. I'm coming out of
the booth this sear. I tellyou, I mean, like, I
mean, what would you rather do? Would you rather be, uh,

(01:13:39):
you know, drunk in a wafflehouse with all of us We're including at
this time David. See. Itwill be nice, would really be drunk
in a waffle house with all ofus and enjoyed some fun like we're doing
tonight, or do you want tobe when we talk? The funny thing
is is we're talking politics while mixingboobs and Worcestershire sauce. That's what makes
it fun? Okay, okay,I got one. Okay for boom,

(01:14:00):
me for boobs. I'm going tosee if the rule that we have been
touting the entire episode is actually true. The rule. Yes, the rule
is all boobs. Well not like, yeah that's what you said. Okay,
Well if they're real women's boobs,yeah, real women's boobs. Yeah.

(01:14:23):
So what about Nancy Pelosi topless?Oh those things are huge, though.
I gotta give you credit. Thesare in with their bikini on,
and you realize she's had some workdone in the last two or three years
for those guys. All right,that that is? So are you still
holding true to the any boobs they'regood boobs? I mean, I mean

(01:14:46):
just because she's a winch. Don'twant to poems as well. I mean
you have seen her boobs. They'rethey're in Congress that I'm bumbs. Okay,
but you know, if you're goingto see the real knockers, the
real knockers, yeah, I don'tknow knockers. Nobody called them knockers.
No one called them knockers. Noto call them knockers. Wow, Well,

(01:15:11):
I mean, like you know,and sorry. Our DC after Dark
presented by dcpatret dot Com Question ofthe night, What is a nickname?
What is a nickname for boobs?One thousand base points says, uh,
milk pillows over in the comments section. Uh, and of course we got
I think we had a few peoplethat comment over on pilled as well.
I haven't checked the Rumble channel yet, but we're mainly I'm I focus on

(01:15:31):
pilled. Thanks Matt seventy and seventysix for the can. Come on,
thank you, thank you. I'mgonna throw another can out just because we're
having a cookie. Sorry, hethrew a cookie out on a can.
I'm throwing a cookie out because we'rehaving a Cookie's the problem. That's how
this whole conversation started. I got, Yeah, that's how this whole conversation
started. This whole conversation started withoh, we already got some cans,

(01:15:56):
and I said, hilarious. Huh. I love this guy. He is
such a a badass. He's alwaysloyal and in our chat and uh,
hell, it could be it.I guess it could be a chick.
I don't know, but I thinkit's boneless chicken. Oh. I mean
yeah, because I mean if youwere a chick when you call yourself boneless.

(01:16:18):
Technically, I mean puppets boneless.That's true. It's true. He's
made he's made of pillows. Sowe've got some new new comments over here
on our question of the night milkpillows has has has entered the chat.
Uh, that's another one. Sohere we go. Let's see what here.

(01:16:41):
I don't know, but I've gota I've got a bunch of comments
here. Mammary glands true, thatis the scientific. Yeah, coconuts.
We haven't heard coconuts today. Wehaven't heard coconuts, which is what we've
used. Cream pies. Mm hmmm, I mean bangers. We have heard
bangers. I'm I'm Irish, soI'm a big fan of bangers and mash.
But that's uh, you know,tater's and bacon for those that don't

(01:17:02):
know. And in Irish talk Ireland, bangers are sausages, aren't they?
Fiery biscuits, m ice gems,bacon hangers, baked cantalopes. We said
earlier, do we milk monsters?Wow, that's descriptive milkers. Danny DeVito's

(01:17:27):
I kind of like that. DannyDeVito's I kind of like that. That's
really funny. Judy the Ladybug justwent obvious and said titties. Yeah,
no, no, for sure.Another one celebrity names Brad Pitts. We've
heard them, Brad tits. That'sa good one. That's good. Buppet,
Ye, Minny and Mickey, mMary, Kate and Ashley. Oh

(01:17:53):
my god, oh god. Whatabout the conjoined twins? What are those
names? Oh? Yeah, theconjoined twins story? That was yeah,
story up at dcpatrio dot com.That Puppe's got the perfect headline for you
guys know those twins? Right doyou guys? What are their names?
And if you're just tuning in rightnow, what the hell are these guys
spouting off? Folks? Our questionof the night here for DC After Dark

(01:18:15):
dcpatrio dot com presents is what isyour favorite nickname for boobs? And so
we've got a lot of comments hereacross our platforms. We're only live on
pill Chat, but we do havecomments. Not not a live Dolly Partons.
We've got Peaky and Perky. Somebodyposted Mario and Mario and Luigi.
All right, fellman, Louise snugglepups mosquito bites. I guess if they're

(01:18:40):
tiny mosquito bites, you know,noggies. Never heard noggies before. They
haven't heard that. The girls weheard that, right, hear the girls?
Well, real quick, real quick. I want to talk about the
conjoined twins whatever their names are.Authority. Yeah, so one of them
got married, right, Well theyyou know that they're married to the same
guy, right, you know,but they're not mere to him. One

(01:19:00):
of them is married, right,who controls the body? Obviously, the
one who controls the body is theone who got married. Well, the
control the body like one controls onearm, one controls the Sure, are
you sure? I thought what wasjust kind of a talking head that hung
on hu hung there like, Yeah, they're split until like they get to
like the abdomen. I think theyshare a reproductive organ. So so one

(01:19:25):
doesn't have to be married and stillgets the benefits. Well, I don't
know if she. I don't knowif she gets the benefit. You know
what I'm saying. I think onlythe one gets the benefit. But but
the thing is, they put likea pillow over the other one's head.
While that's the thing on this,We're gonna have this a DC Patriot.
We're writing Abby and Brittain and Brittany. There it is yeah. Yeah.
So if you look at this weddingpicture, if you can find it,

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Matt, well, I got Igot you, I got you. So
there's this wedding picture and and oneof them is like looking into the eyes
of her new husband, and theother one's like like like it's I don't
know if she's given her privacy.There's clearly he's looking into the eyes of
one of them and not the other. So he married the one and not

(01:20:06):
the Other's weird. So what doesthe other one do? Is just she
was she the maid of honor?Like what was you know, Like it
must be really uncomfortable when they goto consummate that marriage. You know,
it's like it's very well, they'rewearing the same dress. So I mean,

(01:20:26):
does she really I don't think so, you said the app I don't
know the man. Can you imaginefour movies, four booms, two heads,
one vagina? No because no,but listen, but the one is
an individual human being. Yeah,so they're gonna have to love love each

(01:20:49):
other together. It's on right,guys. This guy's got threesomes for life.
But I think it's a threesome thoughit's one. It's a threesome.
It's he has a wife and hersister is always there. Well, that's
terrible. Yeah, that sounds likethat sounds like a nightmare. Unless they

(01:21:12):
like to get along really well,which is cool. I wonder which one
cooks. They'd have to get alongreal well, if you know what I'm
saying. No, I don't thinkthat's gross. I don't think it's that
they don't think they share sexual interests. I think she's just along for the
ride. I mean, just youjust gotta voyeur the entire time. I
don't think she has a choice here, David, let me propress off this.
I don't think she has a choice. She's gonna enjoy the experience whether

(01:21:33):
she wants to or not. Idon't know if she enjoys the experience.
That's the thing the question, like, I don't know if she I don't
know which one it belongs to.Man. I hope, I hope,
I really do hope. And whatif she wants to play what happens when
the other sister wants to get married? Think about that one. I hope,

(01:21:55):
I hope. It's not like,well, they've got the picture of
the experience that you would have ifyou had to sit and watch your sister
having said, well, that wouldbe weird night. That's weird. This
is what I'm getting at. Itsgrowth sexual, it's weird. So you
want to hear what's even crazier.They're they're apparently the twins are fifth grade
teachers. They live in Minnesota.They teach. Do they have to pay
them two salaries? You think,I don't know. They teach separate classes.

(01:22:18):
Can you imagine the kid's reaction tothat. Well, I'm sure they
got used to it. But whatI'm saying, man, shit, you
can't get with anything in their class, right, like kids like she's not
looking, you know what I'm saying, Like, literally, you can't get
away with anything. But but thequestion is motor boaters. Motor boaters.
That's good. We're not talking aboutthe twins. Now we're talking and now

(01:22:40):
we're talking about No, we're nottalking about the boobs. We're talking about
anyway. Yes, So I don'tknow, if I I don't know,
I don't know. I don't wantto be incensive. It's Josh guy that
married whichever one of them I thinkhe married. Brittany actually has a daughter,
by the way, if he usdon't know, abb And Brittany are
decephalous conjoined twins. They share abloodstream and all of their organs below the

(01:23:01):
waist. So uh yeah, sothey probably have four sets of movies or
two sets of movies. Well,I mean think about that, though.
The one on the left can like, you know, be watching a reading
a book while the other one's gettingyou know, well, but this is
this is this is what I'm tryingto say. It's like, what if
the other one wants to get marriedtoo, They're gonna have to share the

(01:23:25):
organ that they share, if youknow what I'm saying. Well, yeah,
I know they're gonna have to shareit. Obviously, That's that's the
catch here. But I mean it'sjust it's kind of creepy. I mean,
like, how does that work.I mean, if they do they
organic at the same time. Idon't know. I don't I'm not trying
to get in those details. Matt. That's it is the whole discussion.
Yeah, but I'm not just goout and say it. I was beating
around the bush. Well that's whathe's beating around the bush. He's gonna

(01:23:46):
be around the bush. Yeah.So the question is because the other one,
I don't know which one's Brittany,but one of them drop the anchor.
But one of them arguably could getmarried as well. I mean that
would that would just be weird forthe husbands. I think, right they
were gonna have you hang on,I got the picture for you. Which

(01:24:08):
one's in charge of the tugboat?Man? I'm telling you, what did
I do with the picture? Damn? So this is we We'll talk about
this more on next Tuesday's DC afterDark. I think this is I don't
think this is gonna be This isdefinitely the Yeah, you see what I'm
saying. He married the one onthe left. I think, yeah,
the pretty one. They're the same. They look the same, dude,

(01:24:31):
I mean literally anyway, I lovetriggering you, David. I'm having fun
Tona. But so, but that'sthe thing. So the one on the
left I think is the bridesmaid.That he controls their right arm and leg
and Britney controls the left. Wow, that has some coordination. Yeah,
I mean if they don't, ifthey don't walk right, they're going down
right like a sacutator's. Yeah.But this is my point, Like,

(01:24:56):
this is weird. I mean,I mean I'm happy for that the man
who's been man enough for both ofthem. Here's a weird conversation. Their
parents, Patty and Mike, madethe decision not to have them separated when
they were born in nineteen ninety Doesthat mean that one would have not been
here if they had done that?Yeah? Yeah, the one would have
died, and so they decided tokeep them together. Doctor said they likely
wouldn't survive the procedure and they didn'twant to risk the operation. Abby and

(01:25:16):
Britney appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Showback in nineteen ninety six, and then
they if I had a reality showthat followed that. Abby and Brittany Hinsel
starred on the TLC reality TV show. If we watched the show, we'd
know the answers to all these questions. Yeah, I don't watch the show
since people have been curious since wewere born for obvious reasons, having Brittany

(01:25:36):
said in an eight part series,but our parents never let us use that
as an excuse. We were raisedto believe we could do anything we wanted
to do. I mean, yeah, they're wearing the same wedding dress.
I got the wedding pictures too.Oh put them up. Well, it's
a TikTok video, So I meanthat might trigger some conservatives. Their dads
spoke about their hopes of marriage ina two thousand and one interview with Time

(01:25:58):
magazine when he said, they're agood looking girls. They've got everything going
for them, except they're together.Yeah, So that's I'm telling you.
I'm confused. The other one,the one on the left or the right
or whatever, depending what direction you'relooking at, the one that's not holding
the man, she can get marriedtoo. Technically, Well, that's where

(01:26:20):
that's where I was going with this, David. So if she gets married,
also, does that mean that?I mean, how's he gonna feel
when somebody else is banging out hisgirl? That's that's my point. They're
gonna have to come to terms withit because it's not a proper term puppet
banging out? Or is that too? Now? I mean, we're gonna
guys, because I saw a picture. I found a picture where they are

(01:26:40):
in a swim suit. What really? Yes, you have some weird taste,
man, you got some weird taste? Just came up? I'm sure
it did. And Uh, theyonly have one set of boobs? Really?
Are they huge? God? Whatwhat is wrong with you. Well,

(01:27:00):
I'm just curious. I mean,I mean that you got two heads.
I mean it's pretty. You know, she's got shoulder to shoulder.
She's like Lawrence Taylor, or they'relike Laurence Taylor. But the thing is
like, so that's my question here, and like what does the other one
do? And I think we're gonnahave to deep Puppet just texted me the
picture of the of the twins inthe in the bathing suit. Well,

(01:27:21):
you have to see it. Itis interesting. Actually, yeah, they're
they're not unattractive, believe it ornot. Of course, that picture may
be twenty years old. The oneon the left, the one that's the
one that got married, kind oflooks like Jensaki. What Yeah, she
looks like jen Sock Jensaki. Hangon, we're gonna get another one.

(01:27:45):
We're we're working on this right nowbecause inquiring minds want to know. No,
I mean this this brings up veryinto so, I mean, do
they have two so secure? Doesanybody know if they have two social Security
numbers? Are they two different people? Do they have two different fingerprints?
Think so? Because they have differentnames, right, so different brains.

(01:28:05):
But there's but they have the samefingerprint, they have to. Maybe they
do, maybe they don't, becausethey have two brains, so they're two.
What if the one on the leftkills the husband, how they go
to jail? That is a goodquestion. That is a good question.
If one commits a crime, theycan get, they can get can never
go to jail because it would becruel and unusual punishment for the one that's

(01:28:28):
not How would you prove to ajury who controlled which arm during the during
the crime. Yeah, you havethe one that did the crime said that
it was because the other one pushedher to do it. What if she
planted the knife, if she planteda knife on her sister, Okay,
well see then if you have toavoid the conspiracy, if they didn't work

(01:28:51):
together, if she tried to stopher sister and her sister did it anyway,
I mean, I guess awkward thingin the world to deal with,
you know what I mean? Like, it's like, can you imagine that
the husband and the one that gotmarried or trying to bang it out and
he's like, could you please liftyour leg up a little? And she's
like, I don't want to tonight. No. I think they probably just

(01:29:11):
look. They probably get along.They have to get along. I mean,
obviously they'll probably talk about this aheadof time, like, hey,
you know, me and so andso are gonna are gonna you know,
can you look over there or something? And she's like, fine, but
el's weird. And then she whispersover to her sister, have him do
that thing again that we liked,and she's like, stop it. You

(01:29:33):
know, maybe maybe they just gothey just can you imagine if they don't
have to watch which which one ofall's finger was that, you know,
like you're asking these kinds of questions, you know what I'm saying. I
mean, this is crazy. Ifit's all from behind, then they don't
have to watch. The one thatdoesn't have to watch up it, dude,

(01:30:00):
this is amazing greatest conversation the historyof of politic political talk right here
has happened in the last ten minutes. But your buddy's happy he got off
the show before and that he didn'ttell his wife. Oh god, he's
definitely not telling her he was onthis show now. In fact, everybody

(01:30:21):
we've had on this show from thispoint to the past of all taken her
off their social media profiles. I'mjust getting on another show again. No
one's ever gonna let me on afterlastly and the week before that. I
mean, what if he's what ifhe's trying to be uh spontaneous and he
rubs the wrong leg she slapped oneof them slaps him, Well she'll get

(01:30:45):
he'll get sued. Yeah, here'show this works, right. I have
so many questions about this. It'sit's very interesting. We'll talk more about
it next Tuesday because I want tospend more time on this next Tuesday.
Let's let's let's carry this one onfor next Tuesday. I like it.
I like it. We can finda doctor that can come on and help
us answer some of these questions.This is a bad idea. No,

(01:31:06):
we're going to carry this conversation overthe next three great. Yeah, we
gotta start doing that. We gotta. We gotta have cliffhangers at the end
of our shows, get our audienceto return. Okay, we'll come back,
guys, cause next Tuesday we're goingfurther. We talking about the missionary
position with uh body. I'm notsaying that. Matt Couch is saying that.
I said, come back next weekand we can discuss this further.

(01:31:30):
Yeah, as we talk about boobsand the conjoining conjoined was over today anyway,
David, I want to I wantto preface. You asked for this
when you took us off of boobsand went to the the the whatever they're
called, the non separation, theconjoined twins who got married, and how
they have sex because they have thesame vagina but not the same mupper body.

(01:31:54):
Oh, I did say how I'mjust wondering about the but you took
us down the path of crazy tonight. I'm just know I was I was
asking purely they're in the dangers.I was asking purely ethical and and and
academic questions of how how they andwe'll talk about Look, let's stop talking.

(01:32:14):
Next Tuesday, we're going to continuethis time. We're gon we're gonna
wrap up the show here. Bythe way, big thanks to all of
you guys over on pill dot netfor the for the cookies, the cookie
war. Thanks to Foxy, UhFoxy Lady, just Talky Peter going to
d our show at that, thanksto Matt seventeen seventy six and Boneless Uh
Judy the Lady Pug. I'm throwinga whole bunch out here, guys,

(01:32:38):
a lot of a lot of supporttonight for a for a crazy show here,
and we appreciate all you guys veryvery much for being a part of
this. Real quick though, gotsome new additions here in the comments section.
Jugs can't believe nobody has said drugsyet? Did we not say drugs?
I thought that had to be onthe list. I didn't see it
in the thing yet. Uh.Bazookus nobody said bazukus. Guys are bazoomas?

(01:33:02):
Is another one? Nobody said?And bazookas Yeah, bosoms. Nobody
said bosoms that I'm more, youknow, Juggernauts. Nobody said juggernauts.
Juggernaut, nobody said knockers. Somebodysaid turrets and warlocks. Okay, that's
interesting. That's the dungeons and dragonsversion of Yeah, yeah, that's that's

(01:33:24):
that's the creepy version of titties rightthere, knockers. I guess the dungeons
and the dragons. The dungeons wouldbe down below and the dragons are up
top. We missed a lot therewas. Nobody said rack. Nobody said
knockers. Nobody sells nunga nungas.Can I tell you something that's really funny
and I know if you guys haveall experienced this on X as well,
there have been like a surge oflike these fake porn accounts you know what

(01:33:45):
I'm talking about. Oh yeah,yeah, I call them yeah. And
what's funny is we're having this conversationabout boobs, and when people are giving
their names of what they're calling boobsover on X, the porn bots are
liking the comments, which is justhilarious. It's amazing because it's automated.
They don't actually, you know,it's all a I I think it's amazing

(01:34:08):
actually that the porn bots are intune of the conversation here tonight. Nobody
said I'm gonna run down a fewmore comments here, because I'm looking at
comments across all the different platforms here, Rumble, of course, cloud Hub.
Here's here's some comments, guys.Babylons, I'm not sure how I
feel about that one. Honker Honkers, Tatty bo Jangles, air bags,

(01:34:31):
fun bags. Did we say funbags? We did? We didn't a
couple of times, yeah, Wagons, bouncers, waddies, machachas, man,
boobs, files, upper bollocks,dirty pillows, naughty pillows, and
two old socks, and I don'tthink anybody called them breasts. Yeah,

(01:34:55):
well it's a nickname. That's nota nickname. I'm just saying that's like
a sign tick name. Somebody said, well they did, they did.
Oh, globes is another one.Somebody just put globes globes. Okay,
let's see here. Anything else thatwould I might have missed here. That's
that's worth dinner. No, no, no, that's not on there,
but maybe maybe so. Uh chebs? The hell does that mean? Chebs?

(01:35:20):
Norcs, slammers? Oh? No, one said this one. Tigle
biddies, tigle bitties. Oh yeah, nobody said tigle biddies. Do you
realize forty one thousand people on Xhave viewed what we just talked about.
It's the gift that keeps on giving, That's what it is. David Pollock,

(01:35:42):
DC, you're talking about breast.You learned about you learned about the
tug boat situation, you learned aboutthe bridge collapsed from a from a twenty
year expert maritime pilot, and yougot to talk about boobs and to joined
twin and how they have sex.No, it's been a hell of a
show. We did not ask howthey had sex. I don't know how

(01:36:06):
you guys could tell. But weput a lot of preparation into that,
A lot of preparation into this puppeta lot this week. We're about that
next week. We trust the science. That's right, Yes, absolutely,
absolutely, Oh my god. Whatif one got the vaccine and the other
one didn't? They share a bloodstream? Could you imagine that fight? Like
what if one became a Republican andone was a Democrat? What if one

(01:36:33):
wants you to use protection and theother dozen? All right, we're gonna
talk about this next week. Let'sleave all of these questions for next Tuesday.
Well, next Tuesday, we're gonnahave fun. Guys. You want
to tune in, you want tomark that on your calendar. We also,
I haven't told the guys yet,We've got a couple of big guests
coming on next Tuesday. It's gonnabe a fun, fun show. We're
live, of course, The PollockShow, seven o'clock Eastern time. I

(01:36:54):
got it right, right, David, that's right, seven o'clock, seven
o'clock Eastern time, The Pollock Show, Monday night, seven o'clock Eastern time.
Probably join us for the spaces aswell during that time. So,
and of course we'll be live exclusivelythe pill dot net chat. It's probably
not gonna be seven o'clock eastern.Not what was that? I'm thinking six
o'clock eastern. Well, okay,so here's the deal. Let me explain

(01:37:15):
this to the audience, cause ohgosh, there we gotta go. So
I planned on doing a live showagain on Mondays. You need a shot?
Why am I by myself again?I'm all alone. I planned on
doing a live show on Mondays andairing my spaces. I might do that,
but I might not. So ifI don't do that, I have

(01:37:38):
a space at seven on over onx so on at six pm is when
I'll air my show, or wheneverI feel like putting it out. I'm
not at the radio station anymore,so I don't I'm not held to any
schedule. I don't know. It'sgonna wing it. We'll figure it out,
guys. I'll be on next weekwhen I feel like being on next

(01:38:03):
What are you talking again? Ohjeez, you're a boob? Oh god,
Well that's all we got tonight,folks. Matt's blowing his nose and
he comes back. Nothing goes betteron a couch than a set of boobs.

(01:38:24):
That's it. That's actually good.Yes, Matt's new moniker. Yep,
don't forget to go to Faith Infreedomsdot com get yourself some swag.
You can get there through the DCPatriot or Our Peril shop. Next week
we're gonna be debuting some new Sailershirts. Yeah, new killer shirts.
I cannot wait. Yeah, we'lltell you got guys about that next Tuesday.

(01:38:44):
So go to Dcpatriot dot com andgo buy some stuff over at Faith
in Freedoms. This is where wesell it at Our Peril and prepare with
Matt. He always likes to say, prepare with Matts. I'm trying to
go to all the stuff that hewould say, go to prepare with Matt,
and get yourself some food for theapocalypse, because you never know,
you know, something could keep thesupply chains down. And uh, you're

(01:39:09):
good because you got m R sin a in a in a in a
what are they a bin waiting abig tub and a big tub. You
got a tub of m R es while everybody else is yeah, well
everybody else is panicking and trying tosteal peas from each other from the shelf
at at your local grocery store.You got to prepare with Matt dot Com
and you you're eating m Rs Deliciousones and all you gotta do is add

(01:39:30):
water and they're laughing. You're laughingat everybody else, and you know they're
absolutely tasty. I had to runto the uh, the little boys room
there while I thought I had timewith David talking puppet. Oh, this
was a great show. Guys hada blast. Tune in next week Pollock
Show six or seven. I didn't. It'll be sometimes tomorrow, I mean

(01:39:54):
sometimes between six and seven. Mondayis sometimes Tuesday and Thursday hitty ish Eastern
time is her. We'll see youguys next week. I'm getting this out
of here. Guys, all right, all right, see you next Tuesday.
Everybody, I love you, Ilove you. We see the bar,

(01:40:18):
We see the bar.
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