Butt Sniffer Arrested! 1 of 2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:01):
It is that time again. It is the Drinking with
Drew show Man. I'm already looking at my drink. I
think I see a hair in it.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So we have kind of an.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Interesting show tonight. I will say we have a newcomer
that has joined the show. We're gonna do things a
little bit differently tonight, only because this is the first
time that we have tried a whiskey that involves some
ice cream. So we gotta get right on this ship.
We're not gonna lilly gag around. We're not eating.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Apple butter and potato skins here. You're gonna fucking be drinking.
So this is.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Old smoky cookies and cream.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Cookies and cream whiskey mixed with cookies and cream ice cream.
We're not even gonna do introductions where you're gonna get
to that here in a little bit. So who wants
to go first? Joe, you were in there assisting with
making this. Do you want to give it a shotted?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Ready to go on camera and try some whiskey ice cream.
I'm ed you are dead site now that that microphone
is your best friend tonight. So as long as that
is a yeah, the table turns all that's to you. Yeah,
so sneak that little baby right up to your little Yeah,
there you go and speak loudly.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
We all love you. There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's definitely not a problem. So we're all interested in
what you have to say tonight. Yeah, okay, so myleg
taste testing, Yeah, concoction. You are my concoction. Yes, give
it a whirl.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah yeah. Can you taste whiskey?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's gross? I hate it. No, it's delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It's there's Yeah, you definitely get the liquor, but also
you get the cookie.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, you taste the whiskey for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, okay, I made sure of that. I didn't want
it to be all ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
All right, Jason's it's all worth you are here tonight.
Give it a try.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It smells really good. Man. If I had to judge it,
just don't smell alone. It's definitely definitely win.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I got a trunk of boreo the first time.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
This is don't see see what happens?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Ye, he's drunk.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That was that a sigmon?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
If over here that was adjacent?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Maybe we do We do have a new microphone stand
for you and that motherfucker's heaviest ship.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It is heavy. Yeah, I'll figure it out. But it's
really good though. So yeah, this is this is pretty good.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Hang on to it because Simon's gonna try to licking
it when he goes by. He already tried to lick mine.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
Okay, Jill, you're on camera, so you might as well.
Down God, I could smell the alcohol. Mm hm, that's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, so you're gonna have more than one tonight.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
I don't have any extras. This is what's just Yeah,
are you serious?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
What was it gonna do melt in the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We do have, we have extra.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I have to make it.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
You have to keep to keep taking new better.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I just like ship. You put the whole bottle in here.
We did not. I just didn't even fill my glasses
all the way back.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
It's good though, It is really good, all right, Laura
hit it.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I mean I already taste tested was good in the kitchen.
But it's delicious. Yeah mm hmm okay, yepkay, old smoking
cookies and cream highly recommend.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
All right, I'm gonna give it a shot again.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I gotta chew it a milka. That's the fucking sne.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
It's a thick, a thick milkshake.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It is a pretty fick that's because the ice cream, Right,
we got goofies and cream ice cream?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Should we have just gotten vanilla ice cream?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oring?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Nobody wants vanilla.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Delic It's very good, but am I am eating like
an oreo dipped in whiskey.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You're willing to try that, but not fucking apple butter.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Apple butter is like, it's a fucking abomination. I just
I can't talk about it with you.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
We had a we had a mean discussion in the
green room.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
It wasn't mean, it was honest.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
She dissed my apple butter. Let me tell you anybody
that's out there. First off, Jason is the only person.
And I did I know?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
She called me.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's fine, I am, I'm fifty one years old. Jason
found these what are they?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Jason? Sweet potato potato chips?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
My wife found those. Yeah, and there's just three ingredients.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I think it's like, okay, sweet potato, avocado, oil.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
And salt.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And those are at Costco. For some reason, Sam's does
not offer nope and apple butter.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Fucking amazing.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I just randomly dip those in the apple butter, and
it was amazing.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
You should dip them in your margarita.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Negative Erica, Oh no, it doesn't like them. She says
that I'm old. It's an old man's treat.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
So I mean, what else do you do with apple butter?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Toast?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Toast?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Toast toast? It's a breakfast of all.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
The wonderful options you have to put on toast. You
got cinnamon, sugar, you've got butter, you got peanut butter.
I would even go with cream cheese shout out sweets
to eat and cream cheese on weirdosh, but apple butter.
Never in my life of it. I wish I had
some browned, mushy fruit to put on this.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
It makes perfect sense. Okay, it's not quite apple sauce.
It's apple butter. It makes perfect sense.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
I think it's it's your household soon.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm just saying that I'm not buying it.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Somebody I know loved it. I think it might be
in your household here.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I don't really care what that person thinks. Okay, I
will say that I never went out of my way
to try apple butter prior to knowing this one. But
I will say the sweet potato chip in apple.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Butter is pretty good, but I wouldn't go I wouldn't
use apple butter on anything else. If I'm having toast,
it's gonna be like a grape jelly in the morning.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But yeah, all right, so that's that.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Normally I don't side with him on anything, so much
for feminism, but whatever. All right, wait, what did you
what did you say that it tasted like it tastes
like Alzheimer's.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Sorry, I mean I'm not.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I mean, you seem pretty sharp, tru so I mean
it's well, I think you got time, you know. But
I wouldn't go heavy on the apple butter. No, that's
the reason why he started the show.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, the whole reason I started this podcast is because
I'm quite sure I have Alzheimer's or some type of issue.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Remember making alcohol fueled podcasts instead of.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Doing when I'm eighty years old and watch my show
and remember what life was.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
About and wonder who those people are.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Remember anything.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I remember that one guy, Joe, but I know he
played with himself a lot.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
That's a good way to get a sponsor, I imagine, I guess.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And I had this girlfriend and all she said was.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Warm Pink Center.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh that's all I remember. It'll do something like.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
That he did. Where was like the bike night that
you went to in Lakeland and somebody walks up to
him and the first thing who goes out.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
No, Laura is getting known because we went to a well,
I went to a bike night and yeah, it was random,
completely random. I walked in and somebody goes Warm Pink
Center and I'm like, okay, there's a show.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Do that again. Let me get my camera out.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
There's a war Pink Center.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
I'm like, okay, I went out to a magic show
and some guy thought I was you.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, that's not possible. Hang on, I gotta hook this
blue tooth up. I was in a hurry. We didn't
even hook the bluetooth up to the nobody. I just
I got to hook this ship up just so we
can play some music.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
A resident pothead said, apple butter is good.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, it works. Now is this gonna mix well with beer?
That is the question.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I mean it's pretty good so far.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
I forgot you promised me beer. Yeah, we have plenty
of beer.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Okay, yeah, what do you want because you're drinking truly,
but we have a fridge full of beer. Tell everybody
that you're drinking vio.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's okay for her.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Just for the record, Laura did just automatically hand her
the truly, I don't think she asked for it.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Not only she just handed to me, but she tried
to hand me like the non preferred flavor. I'm not traded.
I mean, I'm not leaving you guys a review or anything.
But if I did, here's what you do.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
You walk them to the fridge.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
You open the fridge, and you say, pick a fucking
beverage because there's a thousand in there that you can
choose to. I mean, have chocolate moonshine in there too.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
There's the rich people thing right there, garage fridge.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, here's the thing. It's not necessarily.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Uh, because we got too lazy to go out.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Well, I found my new foster home, Lady Cove. Oh
bring that up again, Okay, it's fine. Imagine just imagine.
I just picture it. Titties out your titties obviously, because
they're fantastic. Nobody has seen them, but they're they're great.
The whole reason I came here.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
I appreciate it. Don't get me started on your though
you already know well, see this.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I try to tell the numerous microphone and people would
a lot more.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I don't know why you wear anything at all, Like
why would you not?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Well, there's Joe because we have a weird neighbor.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
But you have like you have like the the everything
massage parlor screen right there, you could just put it
between and one over there.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I have them.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I have several of those, the camera Asian massage
red lights.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
And but my camera is a little tilted, so my
tits look like they're a lopsided.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
They're really not, guys, this is all the camera view.
They're perfect. I can see. This is literally angle.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Downward because the camera angle is so weird. I'm just
letting you guys know, my tits are even. They may
be low, but they're even.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Ok.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, whatever, so everybody knows. I mean, if anybody needs
like a first hand account of your titties, I'm I'm
your man. Okay, thank you. Ten out of ten highly
recommend YEA. Absolutely would come back.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I mean you're welcome, you know. I mean, now you
know where we're at.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
You know so well yeah, I mean, and now you're
inviting me.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
The two hour track it takes you to get here.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
It was hard on that go kart man.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It was a plan to plan leave it your house
at noontime. Now you know what we go through where
we go, you know the trip. You know we got
to pack a fucking.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, going to hang out in Lakeland if I could
help it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know. Good times.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
So we have Jason Stalwarts on the show.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's up, Jason up, dude, all right, So what do
we say about Jason Stalwart?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What do we say about just sort Well, we have a.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Jason Stalwart Guitar Academy at up right now, So jasonstarwarth
Academy dot com.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
What do we know about that? Jason?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, check it out if you want to play metal guitar.
And what's funny is I get emails on a weekly
basis of people that put down guitar twenty thirty forty
years ago and want to pick it back up again.
Of course when they play their favorite style and yeah,
Drew two is twenty years uh, and then people picking
up for the first time they want to learn this style.
So yeah, most people find me on YouTube. Follow me

(11:36):
on YouTube first before you get into my academy. See
if my way of teaching is right for you. If
it is, then it's a no brainer.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
And can we We might as well just pip out
your Candy and Jason Instagram too, right, I mean you
guys have a YouTube.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
We might.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, my wife every night we have a channel. It's
just called Candy and Jason. We keep things pretty simple, right,
but yeah we.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Not Candy Jason.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
That was Candy Jason. Right, No, Candy and Jason. There's
a Camden there. Yeah, but yeah, we just filmed just
cool stuff. Cool to us anyway. It might be boring
to other people, but some people like it.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
So your dog makes an appearance.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Rodo does make an appearance. The Kiddy Cats have been
on Instagram quite a bit lately, so yeah, we have.
We take care of several feral cats in our neighborhood,
and we have a few that we own. I don't
like to say we own it, like but prisoners of
your life they own us pretty much, all right.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
And we are going to introduce our newbie who has
been on camera already in very he's pretty.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Much giving out everything but our exact address, so fact,
he's just giving.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
You things just kind of like.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Look, we are the number one rated podcast in the
South Fork subdivision right there.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I mean people there.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Only within all budget.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, I mean the budgets pretty high. You see the
sling fan out there.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
When we first when we move into.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
The neighborhood, people would be like, oh, you know your
new words just oh, we moved under that house and
they go, oh, it's the one with the fans.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I don't know if.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Everybody came through here when they had like an open
house or something, but they all say, oh, is that
the one with the fans.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I have a pension for ceiling fans. I think it's
because I don't have any ceiling fans in my house.
I have like a dollar store, like you know, I
want to parade fan, you know, but it was a gift.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You can't well here saying looks cool.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
I should have bought my fans.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
But I'm the fans. The fan looks cool does not
do ship to keep you cool. It's like the worst
at like it doesn't has one. It has one low high,
doesn't change ship. It just it looks cool. Like if
you're fucking buzzed and you want to look at something.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
You know, there's people in Pole County who don't have
ceiling fans, So to hear you talk like that.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
About you, it just it might as well not be
a ceiling fan. It's just, you know, put some decorations
on it.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Pleasing, that's all it is. And it moves, I mean,
it's all like it's you know station pretty much.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
All it does.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Keeps the cats entertained when they stare at it, and occasionally,
you know, somebody passes out on the couch something like that.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
So welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Thank you, Thank you for having me. I'm super excited.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
We're gonna keep you here for four hours.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Sometimes I may I I may resign before then. If
it's four hours, that's trash. You can't leave me in
here with your boys. Last time I left, I did
the right thing because if I had stayed, I would
have been puked on. That's the one I was watching.
I was doing some research, you know, just to make

(14:34):
sure I could fit with the vibe and whatnot. And
uh yeah, and the first thing I saw, the first
one I saw was Nakedness and Partying, which I was like,
that's the right podcast. And then and then did he
puke live on air? And he swears he didn't, but
he did. How did you that was cookie dough whiskey,
and everybody was saying how good it was. What exactly

(14:56):
caused the puke? Too much morning after that?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
And I stand by this that it was not a puke.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
It was I took if you watched the video, If
you watched the video, I took a fucking sip of
my beer and it got caught in my throat and
I spit out when.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I literally what I just drank.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I'm not a puker. I have puked. I know what
fucking puking's like. That wasn't like coming from the stomach
and hurling.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
That was what did you do this weekend? In the
backyard into the fire pit?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That was totally different.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
We had ice cream and I ate a lot of
steak and I was just like a little ice cream?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Am I do that with this?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
That really happened.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, I was in the bedroom taking we got.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Home, I was throwing the ball and I just had
a little too much to eat.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
That just wasn't sting the food. It was ice It
was an ice cream. But hey, we're having ice.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Cream to night and yeah it was the same ice cream.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
No, No, it was it was where were we at
text s throadhouse or something like that.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, I don't know, man, meat balls, hot dogs, milkshire.
We're gonna be apple.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Butter, potato fries and apple butter. That's a that's a
whole lot of grossness.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
To come back up, Hi, Joe, Jama, Joe is in
the house. So Joe helped me with my palm trees.
We can't assume you got to stand up.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
I see me, cap I shouldn't seen other stand up.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Please, please, there you go.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Thank you for showing me.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I got water is the word. I'm like out of
alcohol or ice cream? What Joe?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Do you want to go to the fridge and grab
grab a mystery beer?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Is there any theres in the little Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
There are, actually, but you want one of these? We've
got a gross like girls we got I don't know
what that is. Just the light beer.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's like a German light beer. There's the little opener
right there.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Rolls is an L or B L.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
While you're down there. Well, no, no, I needed something
for this. I'll do be a little bit.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
I was invited, I did ask. I've been I hounded,
really all right. As soon as I know this existed,
I was like, take me take me on.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Before we get too deep, let's uh, let's get Johnny
des add in.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Let's spit it out, all right, you be swallow? Why
wouldn't I.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I have reasons?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I heard all right?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
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Speaker 1 (17:52):
So john if you're watching, give me that thousand dollars
thank you.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Something we should taxes on sponsor.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
He had a good year. Uh so, yeah, give Johnny
do you call uh so turtle smuggler? Do you guys
hear about the turtle smuggler before we jump into uh
sounds like this lady tried to smuggle two turtles.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
And you could do it now. They'd be like, ma'am
uh clearly, like what kind of turtles though? Like tortoise
are like flea market turtle. They looked like they were
probably supposed to look like chicken cutlets. But then yeah,
whites in the half show.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I didn't say turtle power.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
But they only showed the turtles all wrapped up, so
we don't know what they wanted to be.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
There's true.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Now they're saying that I think she was trying to
sell them. But yeah, they're pretty big turtles. Let me
strough the photo.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
But where was she going coming from?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah? Where where did she get the turtles? Why would
you need to smuggle them?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Are they like and you're going in some countries you
can't like out of the country. Yeah, so I don't
know where these are the problems that I got.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Ready, it's only on the right side. So that's all
we got.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
For whatever reason, that photo is not going on.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
But she strapped them like they were her boobs, and
one turtle died.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Oh no, I hope the other turtle took a nip.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Says we can't emphasize this enough. Stop hiding animals and
weird places on your body. I mean, I guess this
happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Joe, what Hans was in her buttles?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Joe tried to smuggle a snake. We know that's not you.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
We'll think about all think about all the people, people
that are smuggling crabs and they don't know, Oh, a.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Personal problem mhm. The poor turtles.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Though, And they did file charges on Jeff Knight for
that boating bullshit.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Completely unrelated case. We're switching something to do with that.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
He was on that boat and hit the other boat,
and he owned live.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
And all that ship.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It was like three months ago and they filed charges.
I think they're very weak charges. I wish I was
helping him with his defense team because he has ke
Kevin Hazlick. I'm sure he's a great attorney, but some
of the charges I saw him the file on him.
I was like, man, like, if you're on a boat
and you hit something and you're taking water on you're

(20:35):
not going to hang around like you're in a car
on the side of the road and you can just
sit there and wait. Your fucking boat is taking on water.
You have to get to shore. You have people on
your boat. So I don't understand that whole leaving the
scene of an accident involving death.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I mean that that's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
So well did his boat take on water?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
He did it.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
The initial report said that he did hang around long
enough to like give information, so he had to leave,
And I think they found it in his dock.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
It wasn't like he was.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Hiding and like you know, trying to put the boat
somewhere where the wouldn't find it. If you believe initial reports.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
He hit another boat or like the ferry, the ferry
at the Skyway.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
No, it was just out in the bay somewhere like
not far out. It was like within like what ten
minutes of the one.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Person died, So sorry to that person. Hmm, yeah, I mean,
you know, I.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Don't think that the charges will result in any like
jail time.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
But the lawsuit it was nine charges total, but they
were like most of them were misdemeanors and the one
felony was leaving the scene.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
So I don't think that's going to stay.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
I think the family's gonna get money out.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's it's the it's the let's press charges.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
So the family satisfied and they're not breathing down our
necks anymore. And now it's up to the court system
and the jury, and they can fucking the family be
pissed off at the jury.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I don't think it'll go that far, all right. If
he's got money, he's got.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
A he's got Kevin Hazle he's a pricey attorney.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
So I don't think it'll end up going to trial.
I'm sure he'll try to settle. I'll try to quiet
it all up.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
All right, So you no, I know you've watched the
show before. You're very familiar with booter bangs, right I am, okay,
So guess what.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Do I get to pick?

Speaker 7 (22:21):
I gotta say, good time for Booter Bang?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
All right?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Nice schools working, because you're not a question.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Boo bang boo Booter bang.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
A booter Bang, You're gonna have a seizure. I'm gonna
have a.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Fere Why why is that is booter bang? Garby? Are
you all banging?

Speaker 4 (22:56):
We're banging the car too, Jason Bang and Keller and
Lisa have all said.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Boot she was deciding to have pizza for breakfast.

Speaker 8 (23:05):
There we all.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I'm the one that is gonna.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Buy all right. That is our Booter Bang intro. Welcome
to Booter Band. All right, so you know who know?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
This is where we give you the basics of a
story and you are going to decide if you're going
to boot or bang. Remember if you bang, you're not
having a relationship. You're never going to see the person again.
You are booting them or banging them. You're never going
to see them again. Could be a good time. Sometimes
crazy is great.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Sex, all right.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
So Florida, Florida woman legend Florida mom leaves two kids
in hot car to stop a Dollar General.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Automatically just gets you bye.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I don't know Joe, a Florida mother is accused of
leaving two children in a hot car and Lee Aker's
Deputies with the Lee County Sheriff's Office said Marian Astner
left the children while she shopped inside.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
A Dollar Gen.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Was the car on asked her charged with child neglect,
unintended child in a motor vehicle.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
This happened on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Witness reported seeing two kids alone in the back seat
of a non running vehicle. They said they opened the
vehicle doors and saw two kids strapped with oozi's I mean,
and with seatbelts. According to l cs O, those line motherfuckers,
the vehicle was off with every window rolled up, allowing
no air to flow in the car. In bodycam video,

(24:32):
a deputy can be heard asking the kids if they
were okay and telling them that it is hot.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
It's hot, like they don't know they're in a fucking car.
They're in an oven.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
So that's the basics.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Florida during a heat wave.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
When the children's mother returned to the car, the deputies
asked how long she was in the store, and she
said five minutes.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
The deputies that we've been here for ten.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
So you know, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Boot or But my instinct is boot. But I think
there can be some mitigating factors, you know, like how
long was she actually in there, what was she buying?
Like if she was in there buying booze or a
pregnancy test, I might be concerned. Also maybe how old
are the kids. But the other thing, too, is the

(25:19):
fucking doors are unlocked. To say that good Samaritan wasn't
opening the door to check on the kids. What if
they were take the Yeah was it nighttime? Was it daytime?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
It says were they in the shade?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Just says it was one hundred degrees in the car?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, I mean five minutes is a long time to
be closed up in a car.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I mean some people go to you know, saunas and
they want to be in a hundred degrees.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, but those people can choose to do that. Those
kids weren't like, Yeah, just leave me in here. I
want to rot.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Jason start boot or.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I mean, I mean, you know, I don't even have
to go into it. Usually I give a long explanation
of wine, you know, but it's a boot.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Any Peanut Gallery comments, Yeah, we have Lisa booting and
Keller banging.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh we're gonna what are you doing, Joe? We're going
to bang her banging?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Yeah, because I feel like everybody else is going to
bootoo and she's going to be lonely. She's got two
kids exactly, so she puts.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Out the state has her kids. Now, well, yeah, she
got to start over, going to keep coming on their own,
you know what I mean? Time she needs somebody to
bang her exactly. That eb t real quick once those
kids are gone.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
All right, Laura, all right, let's show her. Oh yeah, okay,
I mean, Joe half killer. Let me know what's left
Ta ta Joe.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Man. That's a lot of woman. Yeah all right.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Florida woman almost runs over water park employee after sandals
argue bank. What started out as a dispute over a
pair of Gucci sandals led a photo almost allegedly running
over a water park employee almost allegedly Yeah, bang, almost
allegedly slightly A little.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Bit, kind.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Blinker, squint your eyes.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
The Lake County Sheriff's Office said the incident went down
at Island H twenty Sunday in.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
What Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I've been there?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Have you have? I?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I think I've been there. What where's that?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
No, the place?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Are you looking at? Simon's Approval?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
I didn't know I was looking at Lord Art.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
The Lake County Sheriff's Office said the incident went down
at Island H two oh Sunday in Cassimi. A woman
accused thirty two year old Jhannon Pent of walking out
of the park with her pair of Gucci slides, valued
at sixty dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
According to the Gucci they were not right. Wait so
we're spushy, Well they were after she ran them over smushies.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
The worker told deputies he had to push himself away
from the vehicle. Oh wait, I missed a sentence hold on.
This reportedly kicked off an argument between the two women,
which was recorded on a cell phone video. Pent was
uh Pen started to drive away in her Nissan Ultima
Bang when she circled back and hit the legs of
a water park employee.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
In the parking.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Lot, shouldn't have gotten in her way.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
The worker told deputies he had to push himself away
from the vehicle in order to avoid the tires, knocking
himself to the ground. Deputy said, as Pint drove off,
her trunk was opened and the sandals flopped out of
the vehicle under the road.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh my god, that is the most cartoon fucking shit
I've ever heard. She had to push himself away from
the car and knocked himself to the ground. Well, that
sounds like a fucking you problem.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
And the only thing that flew out of her car
was supposed stolen sand.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
The alleged the stolen sand. Was she the one who
stole them?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Or were they her shoes that she stole from someone else?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
That's what they're saying. Are they fucking limited edition? Like
nobody can have the same pair of shoes as this?
As this this Karen in the water park.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
He later dropped by Pence home to speak with her
about the incident. She claimed she feared for herself, her
two children, and her elderly father at the time she
tried to get away. Officers still booked a thirty two
year old and she was charged with aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Bang.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, definitely, So that's basically it.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
The reporter said, sandals will returned to their owner.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
So she's the one who stole them.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, supposedly have proof? Like where was her team of receipt?
Did she have it? Ridiculous? All right, So you're banging. Yeah,
I'm the fucking bang man. Okay, Joe, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Bang?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
What are you doing? Jason? Really?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
You guys know I'm banged once before, and you guys
know the story.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Beout it because I found the perfect story.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well it was a good story.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
But oh wait, I stopped that. He forgot a sentence here, Jason,
very bottom one. It was in the car was an
adopting two Wiener dogs on the side of the road
as she drove home.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Well that might change things.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Is Marry an option? I like the sounds of this man,
I really do.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I'm gonna let Joe have it all to him.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Joke about the last one. You're gonna have all the bitches.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Joe has a little pack in his hound.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
We could run the jail so far, we could run
you down to the jail.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
They're bonding out every five minutes. All right, Joe, he's
a bang bang.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
We have Keller with a bang is going to bang
this one. And we have Brad in the comments saying,
oh we.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Gotta talk about Brad.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah, show his photo.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Well do we talk about him? Let's finish the boots
in the banks.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Bang you're banging?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh you know what, she's like a giver. She looks
like she was born a man.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
I was going to say that, yes, well, he looks
like she looks like if you put some makeup on her,
she could be an eighties hairband man.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Maybe she was, you know, with hair.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
She looks like the person that used to live on
all block.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
She almost was like the girl you remember that movie Monster.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
She does kind of.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, you guys are cruel.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
What's her name? What's her what's his l's name? Pint,
last name, pimp, last name pin No, Shannon, pint, lot
of like yeah, I mean I could go like Jordan
or Kelly, you know, yeah, either way we're fucking you know,
And what's what's he or she gonna have? Like battery

(31:47):
with a deadly weapon. I mean you're talking probably at
least one anger management class and maybe maybe six months ago.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, all right, So police were summons when two uppert
calls came in to report a woman was in the
road removing articles of clothing while doing yoga.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Bang really quick, Keller chimed in on the photo. Looks
like a young Bruce Jenner.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
A little yeah, yeah, you're looking for a surprise.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
So uh while acting intoxicated. So doing yoga and acting intoxicated, according.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
To astaurant on Sunday, what road?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
They don't say yet. According to an arrest report, the
individual later identified as Michelle renee Sernak that last name
has me concerned, was practically naked by the time officers arrived.
She had her jeans around her ankles and just panties
covering her private area.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I mean, it's been hot. I can see why somebody
do that.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
The exercise enthusiast was striking poses while her GMC pickup
truck was idling nearby with one door wide open. When
cops searched the car, they found heroin, a syringe and yeah,
as well as prescription medication uh so yeah. The cops
also found various perfernia, including u syringe full of brown

(33:07):
liquid and a spoon in her purse positive for heroin.
When asked why Cernik was behaving this way and she
had illegally illegal substances in her car, she admitted that
she had been shooting heroin that day, but.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
That's basically it. The suspect.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Morning also admitted that everything in the truck was hers,
except the crack pipe and the pills, and explained that
the bleeding wound on her ankle was caused by shooting up.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Maybe she just cut off the monitor picked herself.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
You know, I was really hoping to be like she
was on molly or ecstasy, Like I don't party drug
and then you.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Throw a heroin out there, I don't know. I want
to see the drug test results because I mean, she's
obviously health conscious. She's trying to work out, you know,
she's busy working mom, you know.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
So then also too, she was like stripping, so like
that's what the ecstasyck you hot? Like, I just I
feel like I would have banged up until you said heroin.
I'm I mean she's sweaty too, yeah, and like gravel.
I mean, if if you're sweating during sex, it's one thing.
If you're sweaty before sex, then you don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
People go to the gym they work out and run,
they come home and bang?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Who does that? Where here?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I mean, you've never done a little workout and then
you know.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Like you've been to the gym.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
There's not one in this house. I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's a.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Swing, is it not?

Speaker 7 (34:32):
It's across the street?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Is there a bell? I can ring to call the
the concierge.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
She was booked into the Marion County Jail on a
five thousand dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
So all right, who know boot or bank?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
You know I don't like to work out obviously. Uh
so I'm gonna say boot booting?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
All right, Jason Stalwart, this one might I mean she
was working on.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Y yeah, but we'll get the heroin in here. Just
so kind of issue here, man, just.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Saying that Jason Stalwarts is booting? All right, Pajama Joe
bang banging?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Okay, we have Keller booting, and we have Brad booting.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Brad is booting. Yeah, m all right, let's show her.
She's happy. She's happy.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Wait, wait, that's the same as the last video. No,
it's the same one, and now she's smiling.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Look at those brows.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Man, Oh man, she's happy.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
What's the one from Lord of the Wings.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Oh my god, come on, I'm had more hair though.
I think I was gonna say the one from Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Don't like her.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Do not look like it's the baby. It's the before
and after the hair.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
It looks like her and sister. No like cousins, So
spouses then whatever, Right, kissing cousins are picky. You just
have terrible booter bangs this week. I mean, she's me
picking all them scabs. She's got ship. That's the worst.
That's why. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
So look, Brad posted. Tune into the Drinking with Drew
show tonight to hear how this turned out. So this
was Brad on his uh why excursion.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Wait, I didn't know he had a freestyle bike.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I thought it was a mountain bike. It's hard to
really tell.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Really, he said it was a mountain bike. That's not
a mountain bikes.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Like a BMX re Cell shocks pegs. Look all the pegs, yeah,
I mean, but it's tall.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
You can see any pegs.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
No, you'd be able to ride on the handlebar right
to the seven eleven or the taco bell.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's a very tall that's like an adult BMX style bike.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
It's a customer like a mountain. It's like a hybrid,
like a mountain and a road bike. I've had those before.
What hybrid bike?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
So I don't know the details. I'm sure Brad's gonna
tell us when he gets here. He could call in,
but I mean, it's Hawaii. You know he's in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
It's lunch.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, I don't know if anybody approved his vacation. I
know definitely.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
He was smuggled out of the country by his wife.
I guess the islands haven't burnt back some spam.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
He can there. He can bring you back some areas
maybe opn backstitch.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
On.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
What time is it in Hawaii?

Speaker 7 (37:25):
It's six hours back?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, there was an article. I didn't send it to you.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
There was an article they were releasing like a million
mosquitoes on one of the Hawaiian islands.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
The purpose.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Can I help you?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
So I want to get this directly from the horse's mouth.
We're looking at your photos.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
WHOA so real?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Quick in a minute of downtime, tell us quickly what
happened you were out gallivanting in this BMX style bike,
and what.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Happened basically what happened.

Speaker 10 (37:59):
Yeah, it's like an oversized BMX bike and it has
one cool of brakes, but it has literally no gears
on it.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
So the whole ride was downhill.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Okay, how drunk were you?

Speaker 10 (38:10):
Don't No, I was completely sober because you left it
like five. Now we left that five in the morning. Yeah,
well you know you can buy whatever the hell you want.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Now.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Was it was it you and by yourself? Yeah, me
and Melissa went. It was the only two on the ride.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
And you busted as she did.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Now she was ahead of me, so we had the
tour guide. It was Melissa than me, and then there
was a Chase van behind us. So basically what happened.

Speaker 10 (38:45):
I had a water bottle in my pocket and I
was going about thirty miles an hour going downhill.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
In this volcanic rock asphalt thing, and the water bottle
fell out.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
I looked down as the water bottle hit the ground
and my bike totally flipped.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
The other direction. I don't know what happened. I did
hit brakes or anything. Yeah, I was in the air.

Speaker 10 (39:08):
I hit the concrete and as I kind of blacked out.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
For a second, and I when I came to, I
was sliding to a stop.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Yeah, so I got I got pretty pretty wacked up.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Man, were like long pants and short or like short.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Long pants on.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
That's good. Maybe it's saved a little bit fashionable.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
That's my fashionable outfit. I was.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
It looked like a professional.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
You look cold? Were you cold?

Speaker 10 (39:39):
It was, yeah, because it was like, I don't know,
seven thousand feet above sea level.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
So he got out there. It was like forty degrees. Wow,
it was pretty chilly.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
We're still you can just leave that open. He's gonna
come in here, all right. Yeah, my knee, We're going
to see you next week.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
His knee, what does it look like?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Well, what's your knee? You got the a little strawberry and.

Speaker 10 (40:01):
He had now when he basically had like a.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Baseball size swell on the side of it. My elbow
got totally trashed.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
It has like a almost size of a freaking softball.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Still using out ship. I wrecked my head.

Speaker 10 (40:17):
I trashed my whole left side is great, But if
you saw a picture of my hip, you would throw up.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
My hip. Really, my hip from.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
My waistline down to the midside is solid black and blue.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Totally fun.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Fun. Yeah, I wrecked hard man. Yeah, bikes, trash, I tried.

Speaker 10 (40:32):
I trashed at twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Did they charge of a bike?

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Oh no, okay, I said, because I was just like,
it wasn't my ball. It must have been a pulpy
brake cable.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
But then yeah, I ripped all I ripped all the
cables out of the bike, the handlebars and trash.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
The front ram was totally like almost in the hell. Yeah,
I wrecked that thing pretty good. So yeah, trash. Yeah
that's my trip.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
All right, man, We'll have fun. We'll see you back
next and if you're limping.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Yeah, I will be a brother.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Brad of Must Not Kill The we Go Brad Mader
of Must Not Kill.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Check out their album on all your major platforms.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Did Simon leave you with a little bit of Simon? Well, yeah,
I got my very own for coats.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh yeah, yeah that happens.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I was a little chili. I'm happy though.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
All right, So I kind of feel bad for Brad,
but not really. I mean, I'm just questioning why not
bust ass and.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Because she is better? It sounds like the plan didn't
really work out. Take him to Hawaii and push thirty
miles downhill.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I was worried about his leg. You know, he needs
to take care of that.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Oh my goad.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
You and your jokes, we got it kind of not really,
not really.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Is it a dumb joke or dumb that you don't
you don't get the joke?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I got it, Joe Nees, Yeah, I got it. Not
that slow.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
I am that slow. That's why I tell you type
of joke.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
So are you making more? Uh more? Whiskey?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I can If you want to control the cameras.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I'm just asking kind of the crowd. If y'all want
another one, we're gonna have to make them.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm good. Maybe do some after the shows.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna be.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I just want to make sure. Yeah, I'm gonna do
some trew news sounds a little tendy.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
There you go? Is that right? That's better? True news?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
True news, true news.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Come on, audience, all right, we're gonna talk about some
true news. Everything you need to notice. Vive the week
around the water.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Just cut off that second solo.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I was told to do this really quick. That's true news.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
All right, one day you will remix that. Jason second first,
and Brad we can play the whole thing. I mean,
I was impressed with that. You do that live? I
thought that was a track.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
No, I do it like all my vocals are live.
I just can't hit that.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
I'm waiting for one day to Laura come in on
the very last drew days ago like an angelic.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Oh that was beautiful though, Yeah, just record that and
keep that.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I mean, ry watch out anything like that.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'm there.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
You can do a Christmas album. I need one song,
that's all. She has one song and that song never
even made it to an album. Did you know that?
I did not. Yeah, it was just now though.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, all right, Joe. Did you hear about the butt sniffer?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
It's Joe?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
What Joe? Did you hear about the butt sniffer? No?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I think we talked about him before.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Joe. You sent it to me, I thought.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I said, maybe I sent it to you. I sent
it to you.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I think that like something.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
So a guy has in the past made national news
because he will walk up behind women who were like
distracted shopping somewhere. I think before it was like north
Strums or something like that. Oh that's Bradon is busted.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Knees just FYI, that's our situation.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
I had that. I made that from Gemini.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Where did it go? I know, I posted it up.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
You posted a lot of It's.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Been a busy week, I know. Yeah, but I thought
that was like one of the So.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
This guy in the past has been arrested made national
news because he will go up behind women who were
shopping there is and he will sniff their butts like
get a good right, right, And so he went to
jail for it, and he was just recently he went
to jail for it. But yeah, you know, what is

(45:03):
the legal term for.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
What he did?

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Wrong? Right?

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Unless contact?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Is he touching the butt cracks or he's like from
a distance.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
He's like not touching, but his nose is like as
close as he can get.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
There's not like I'm not touching exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, a notorious butt sniffing freak has was thrown behind bars.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
In the article after for Liberal News.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's the judges the New York Post.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, a notorious bar sniffing freak was thrown behind bars
judge again after he was allegedly caught putting his schnaws
near the back seat of an unsuspecting woman at a
Nordstrom rack in California. Uh, how are you pronouncing this?
Laura Palise Palise Corona Crowder. The last name definitely makes

(45:50):
sense there.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Proud in your booty.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Crowder thirty six, was arrested Tuesday after he was captured
on security cam crouching near a woman and sniffing her
ear in the woman's section of the burd Bank Empire
Center department store. Police said the registered sex offender I
was seen trailing the innocent shopper around the store before
sticking his nose where it doesn't belong, a disturbing act.

(46:13):
He's already been busted for multiple times. I mean, you
know you want to booter bang this? I mean, do
you have a photo?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
No, it's a dude. Yeah, no, no thanks, those ears
like he had rubber bands tied around him as a kid.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Oh, he's got Shrek syndrome. He can't help that, all right,
So definitely he's got Shrek going on.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
It might be what he's doing this for.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I agree with what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
So if I'm sniffing Laura's butt and I'm six inches away,
is that arrestable or do I have to actually put
my nose like physically contact her butt for it to
be a battery.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Like I mean, you need consent to smell.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Someone, That's what I'm saying, Like you could walk consent.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
To like like Turkey base me when they walk past them,
they fucking like just rip one, you have to. Maybe
that's what I meant. I've been drinking. I feel like
turkey basin has to do with some time of bodily
fluid that comes from well, who knows, maybe they do
that at Cohl's or something.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
He was at Nordstrom that day. God knows what goes
on at the Walmart or the Pigley Wiggly which I
was recently at the Piggly Wiggly here No in Alabama.
Oh okay, yeah Wiggly.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
So yeah, I agree with that statement about how far
do you have to be from the booty? Otherwise we
could have arrested Joe like ten times in a week.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Well, and how did they damn Joe?

Speaker 7 (47:33):
I know, they just they just pick on me just
because he says day.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
But it's always, I mean, there's always, you know, there's
always Amazon, you don't have to go to stores, but.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
There's also a certain someone's uh what do you uh
eBay page.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
You can buy a certain undergarments, you could, you could.
We're down to open to offers, you know, taggle a
little bit. Yeah, but I don't know. I just feel like,
I mean, is it gross? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Is it arrestable? Though?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I don't think so. But like, okay, here's my question. Okay,
he likes to smell a button.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
But what if like a woman caught in her like
side on, like what was going on and she was
just like ready for me and she just like ripped
one right in his face?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Would he like be turned on and he crashed charges
on her for assault exactly, mean the warfare whatever, domestic terrorism?
Like I just where do you draw the line? Where?

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Where?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I don't know. I just think it's the line is
a crack. But he's a registered sex offender, so obviously
he maybe he's like all right, no touching, I can't
touch and didn't say what he was arrested for and
what the charges were.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Maybe he just says sniffing butts.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Maybe what coat? You can't get somebody arrested because they
made you uncomfortable?

Speaker 7 (48:53):
If I just if you just.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I mean, he had to sniff the same person's but
like he's following the same person to the store, or
like he sniffed her butt before specifically and she said, hey,
don't do that, don't sniff my butt, or this is
just some rando in the north Ride.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
It's a rando can sniff him out down the block
and just chase him for miles.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I want to know what the code is, Like, what
did the cops a little walkie talking like he's got
a you know, five oh four or whatever like sniffer.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
I mean he's got an eleven twenty six.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
So what is the legal jargon for a sniffing in public?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Well, there are certain codes for like sexual predators or
sexual offenses.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Yeah, but how is that? How is that a sexual offense?

Speaker 4 (49:36):
But how do they know he is until he was arrested, No.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
You don't. You have to run his name. That's when
they find out.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah, but you find out that he's done, he's had
sexual he's committed sexual crimes before. And then right now
we have.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
His photo all over the fucking wall the mall. Who knows,
he's probably been in there ten thousand times. I mean
that happens.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
You got you go to Hamburglar, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
But you go behind some of these retail count counters,
like even have photos of people that the employees can
see to be.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Like be on looking for this whole effort photos at
a McDonald somewhere the burglar.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Now, can you not do anything though somebody is that
close to you? I mean, is there nothing.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
A donkey exactly?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Like definitely kick him in the face or something.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
But yeah, yeah, but then are you in trouble for
doing that? Like if you're in.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
California in New York, sure.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I would have turned really fast, like swinging my parents
and be like, Okay, so there he's committing a crime
by going up to you and smelling you without How
is that? And you away?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
And they fucking charges people for protecting themselves. They arrest
people all the time for.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
That ship, But how is snipping somebody crime? That's what
I don't understand yet.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I understand.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
I'm guessing he was very close or if he was
being lude, like if he's not physically physically making contact,
he's not looking up.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Her scrill, somebody have to tell her that this was
happening to her, Like there's that guy was behind the okay,
Like what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (51:05):
I think the first time he was arrested because I
remember doing like talking about the story like a while ago,
and there was a woman who was I think it
was at a door, and she had her like she
acted like she was recording herself. You know, she had
her camera up on the shelf and she was acting
like she was browsing books because she saw what he
was doing, and so she caught him like he was

(51:26):
looking around seeing if there was anybody else around. I
didn't realize she was recording. And you see him crouched
down like he's looking at a book low on the shelf,
and then he kind of like goes over with his
leg and he like gets real close to her ass
and sniffs.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
So she like had it recorded the first time.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
This one sounds like it was on the store security cameras.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
But again it was like looking at her.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
It's illegal.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
She was in fear for her life.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
And then it becomes like, oh, you put her in fear.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
You're you know, doing something you're close. I don't agree
with it.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Slippery slope. I mean, one lawyer is going to take that.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It would be arresting Joe like five times a week
because he's you know.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Well, I mean you got to get down to pick
it on me today and on the camera, how can
they unless he was like you could hear him.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I think that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Well, but obviously she didn't hear him because somebody else
had to tell her, like, Hey, that guy was smelling
your ass in the aisle before. And I don't know
if you know, on the cameras he could be like
I dropped. You know, I was tying my shoe. I
was about to tie my shoe and next thing you know,
this fucking lady in front of me freaks out. I mean,
could shoving a mass in my face?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
He does this, but he's done this before or something,
who knows.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
But what about the guy in panelis that was going
around with real estate agents like and he was like
molesting their feet.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Yeah, there was a guy. I used to work at
a call center for years, and there was a guy
who would like routinely call and he would hang up
every time he got a male operator, and he would
call until he got a woman, and then he would
go and turn the conversation into like you know what
color your toes? You get your toes pin in? I
remember that I spoke with probably.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Camera.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
We have a very wide angle camera. Six of you guys,
that little whole studio shot.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Look at that. I just saw the helmet. Yes, you
got the Star Wars. Where's the green one?

Speaker 6 (53:20):
It's I had to move around around some ship. Yeah,
it's man, it's a mask. It's not like the Mandolorn.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
It's black and white when I made customs. It's got
a little blood on it.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
You like those colors, you know. It's goes with everything,
even the milkshakes for black and white.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Matches the house. Uh so, my boyfriend, not me personally.
This is an ad article. My boyfriend sleeps with men
for money. He loves his job, but it doesn't make
him gay.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
It doesn't make him gay.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
My boyfriend sleeps with men for money. He loves his job,
but it doesn't make him gay.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
The boyfriend was also in prison before this.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
So a woman, well, let me read it. A woman
who says her straight boyfriend sleeps with men on camera
has insisted that he isn't gay and that just doing
it for the money. A couple Terry and Ryan from
chess dyre Chesshire, who appear in a YouTube episode of

(54:24):
Love Don't Judge, say they found a winning formula in
the world of adult entertainment, and it's bringing in serious
cash better than eBay.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
The pair, you know, is pretty lucrative.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
The pair who started out spicy content together quickly realized
how it could bring them in even more cash and
are now breaking in between. I guess two thousand and
six thousand euro on the average month that much.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
But it's not it's it's sure, it's more in the No,
it's actually last.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
She is just the director, it says, uh. Ryan stars
and the X rated scenes. Girlfriend Terry acts as director,
gammer woman and creative partner film.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Hold that up just a little bit higher, but.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I need one actually who wants to be the beer
win show. Terry insists that it doesn't bother her that
she witnesses Ryan sleeping with other men, and it doesn't
mean he's gay.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
It's just work.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
There are so many other options before you got to
the point of he's gonna fuck dudes even though he's
quote unquote straight.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Well, let me ask you this.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
Uh, but I mean, if you're doing a film and
you sleep with another girl, it doesn't make you gay.
I mean you had a good.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
You have to be into the woman I have.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Now if you read further, in the article, she takes
the niagara before he does his scenes with.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
That doesn't work, I'll keep it longer. I don't care
what kind of I take. I'm not that doesn't there?

Speaker 4 (56:02):
You go? Okay? Are there any like supplements involved? Does
she have to like fluff him to get him there?

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Like?

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Is she pet talking him both?

Speaker 6 (56:10):
He didn't say she was a fluffer, but he did
say that he takes a viagra.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
When he is working.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
He says, I do women content myself, so I can
understand what she is doing. Most of the time we
work with people we know anyways, and Running himself agrees,
saying he's only doing it for.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Gay for pay.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Gay.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
No, as the couple say.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I'm working with men bring them in much scroll down,
hold on, I am.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
And then we're gonna show him he's like a twink,
isn't he keep going?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
As the help will say, I'm working with men brings
them in much more money than if he slept with women.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
All right, So that's him?

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Oh no, oh, no, no, no, he is not gay
for pay. First of all, she looks like his daughter.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Second of all, purple, he loves the cock. I'm sorry
he does. There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I mean, with that haircut, I think, yeah, I think he's.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
He looks like he came out of a three stooges asshole. Okay, No,
he's not gay for pay. He's gay because hey, hey,
he's get the money. I don't really you know, I
hate it. No, you fucking love the cock? Look at him?

Speaker 7 (57:23):
Hey girl, Hey.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
He loves it. Yeah, I'm look at that little.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Chin every time I kiss you. I want to taste
the salty ew.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
It scrolls, scroll down and it'll show some of like
the guys, scroll a little further, little.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yeah, so it shows Oh yeah, he hates it. I
can't believe this is what I'm making of my life.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
To this person on it non blurred, its blurred. Okay,
so I'm not gonna lie. The one that's sitting on
the next to him has shown up on my for
you page like scrolling through because you know I do.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
A lot of fatorn. No, it's it's talk stuff you
do a lot of like well, I don't know anyway,
I don't scroll what like dipsy what's dipsy? You said?
Book talking? Yeah, like like audio, it's an audio books.
I don't know audio stuff, but like it's.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Just yeah, so it's it's funny thing and it's funny
video and like smutty things and whatever else. So that
guy that was sitting blurred has shown up on my
for you, and I only know that because.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
The nips go back up. We see nips.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
There is nips. What okay, riddle, that's funny. That one
guy had ha ha ha from the Joker, which is
another Batman thing. Sorry, I know what it is like
he's got the thing on his hands to probably gay anyway, Okay, okay,

(58:54):
so let me let's just let's put this in perspective. Okay,
that's your bitch, that little she's a cute little tinker
bell looking thing. Okay, that's your bitch. And you guys
are cool. Everybody's cool. Every well she should if she doesn't,
there's good money in that, I'm sure allegedly. But you know,
so this is the couple everybody's cool with sex work

(59:16):
and they go to he needs to fuck other dudes?
Why wouldn't you have Why wouldn't you just like you
train her out? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Like, if everybody's cool, like you want to send.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
I don't I just feel like he's the only went
on another guy in that video.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
A little sponge bath on the tummy. Too many beat.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
I mean, if everybody's cool with fucking on camera, I
don't know that she had to twist his arm like,
come on, you gotta take some dick, you know. He
was like okay, I was you know.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
It.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
You gotta do to get.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Shut off Bill, you showed up in the driveway.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
I feel like they made a reference to the fact
that he's an ex con and he was in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
He oh, He's like just like home. You know, I'm this,
I'm here for a long time. I missed it. And
how much money does one need?

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
And they don't even make a lot because if you think,
if you just can't have to pay her health care,
they don't have to pay the insurance prices.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
He wants to. Yeah, yeah, he just likes it because
if I guarantee he's a bottom, I guarantee the bottom. Yes,
I yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I love guys, Like what about them? Dick's great?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Wow, Okay, what's the most toxic thing a guy has
done to you? Best friend?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
But what did you tell her?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I have that most because I love I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
It's two ways they got pregnant. After described the perfect woman,
I beg her, pardon? What is she like a senior
in high school? No, she doesn't look like she eats
apple butter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
You never know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Sometimes to him, he's trying to think of a way
to turn the insults to me, to take the focus
off of him.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Joe, you still haven't got me a beer. I have
to start begging Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
On your knees.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
No, I think she's just trying to be another what's
the Joe's hot?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Hok to a girl?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
What's your line? Who knows what's your line? It's back there?

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
What You're gonna have to figure out another catchphrase to
one upper and be the next talk to that's a
night show, all right, give me a minute, Okay, I'll think.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
For a butthole.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Yeah, it's been done. Apparently it's a crime. I can't
do that. I'd be careful.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
It's got to be all like legal, you know, see
talk to legal.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Well, yeah, lucrative apparently, right, so you start crips a bottom? Yeah,
just just a tip, just for a second, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
When we gonna go interview some women on.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
The beach, you get a stinky binky, I will I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I told Joe We're going to go to Clearwater Beach
and interview some women in bikinis.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Is I was noticing the sign the street interviews that
you haven't haven't busted it out yet?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
No, no, no, there was not a.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Lot of interesting people in South Fork.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
He puts it at the end of the driveway and
stands out there with his microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Right, we've had quite a few.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
I think that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yeah, we won't talk about him, because God forbid they fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Bring Simon out there with you. That draw crowd. It
would actually put them a little GoPro, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
A pro life Texas state lawmaker is accused of having
a year's long affair with a former stripper and paying
for multiple abortions. The woman, Alex Grace, came forward in
a video posted on the Current Revolt sub stack. She
alleged the Republican state Rep. Giovanni cap You like that terrible? No,

(01:02:56):
how would you say it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Capri more?

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
That's better?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Oh, because I moved.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Paid for the meetups with her, along with several abortions
for his own personal gain, starting with when she was
eighteen years old. I know that Giovanni has been having
affairs since two thousand and five. Because it's me, I'm her.
I'm not proud of that. In fact, I'm ashamed of it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Hopefully you can you become ashamed of it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
That we have the past, which I could say for
him that was kind of worse of it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
Now here's the thing. Let's show her is she's still sure?
Well she's thirty eight now, oh god, lover, I mean, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
A definite thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
So that's filtered, filter filter for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
But still and she's thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
She's been doing this since she was eighteen years old,
and now she comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Now I have a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
I don't she finally realized he wasn't going to leave
his wife after twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I always say maybe, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I have a huge problem with women who who come
out all of a sudden and they, oh, I want
to foul charges. Oh you've been fucking the guy for
ten years?

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
What is the charge?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Well, dude, there's no this is she's just trying. Oh,
I'm going to ruin your life a little.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I'm a hateful woman, like you've been doing this ship
for fucking twenty years and now it's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
It's like when you get those divorce cases and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
The wife comes out with fucking twenty years of allegations
against the husband and she was a part of it,
like she supported it for twenty years. But now they're
getting divorced and she's putting all the shit on paper,
and it's like, well, it's like, come on, like seriously.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
I mean, I think that's a little bit of a
different story. I don't know. I mean, I mean, you
don't want to say she supported it, Maybe she endored it.
I think that's a case by case basis.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah, well there, it is a case by case basis,
But a lot of times you see it to where
it's just uh, for example, they were both fucking doing
hardcore ship partying. Yeah yeah, and then one comes out
all of a sudden wants to be a Christian. And
then oh, that's bad because I have found myself again
and I've got a new husband and he's or a

(01:05:19):
new boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
He's very religious. We go to church every Sunday. But
that life I led with.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Him, that was per evil and we're gonna put all
this shit on paper and all it's like you were
doing it. I don't give a fuck you were fucking
right beside him doing the whole ship your new life
just because you found God and now you're fucking they have.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
It's because they have nothing to lose.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
So there a lot of times when it's somebody who
has some type of celebrity, like whether they're known either
because they're a celebrity or they're a politician, people come
out of the woodwork as a money graph.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Course, she's the money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Purposely trying to ruin this guy's life.

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Right, That's why I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
But if it's you can't really compare that to right,
I don't think you can compare this to an You
have a working gal who's been turning tricks since she
was eighteen years old, and you know, the payday needs
to fucking pay up. And it sounds like maybe he
didn't want to do that privately and she said, fine,

(01:06:15):
let's not do a private lest do publicly. But ultimately,
I don't think she's trying to ruin his life. I
think she's trying to maybe improve hers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
This girl. Yeah no, I think she's definitely trying to ruin.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Her what nothing thanks to pure No no, no, no,
that's child.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
I think I think you're right she's trying to improve
her life, but she doesn't care how she ruins.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Agree, but I mean her her her motivation is not
to ruin this guy's life. Her motivation is is likes
and comments and followers and only fans, subscriptions and you
know podcast uh fucking spot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Says Alex.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Grace made the serious accusations in a video published just
three days after he dropped his reelection bid. So, oh,
he's not gonna be rich anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I don't know she has her motives, That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
I think it's I think it's probably probably and financial.
I don't think it's like I hate you so much
on my ruin your life. If she wanted to ruin
his life, she could have did that. You know, you're
one year five, not twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Can we show him just for a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Years?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Okay? I mean that too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
You're fucking for eighteen twenty years. And now you're turning
around and saying.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Well, he probably I'm sure he made some some promises.
He wasn't with him for his looks, and.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Maybe he's gonna get a divorce. And she's like, well,
I want half. I want more than half.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Of what you have. I don't want half of half.
You promise me when you opened up that seven eleven
that I could have whatever shift I wanted and life
lifetime slurpies. Oh, bring your own cup every day? Yeah,
imagine what So.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
I don't have kids. I will say this though, if
I did, Thank you Society, I would want you know too,
Drew the only one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
So I would want my baby toddler to do something crazy,
wild like this just to kind of get a name
for himself.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Uh, killed it on the spot. Toddler bites cobra to
death after it coiled around.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Its hands, Like that would be the coolest ship in
the world.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
It is my fucking son killed, you know, like that
would be.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Like yeah, so the kid.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
The kid did pass out because it did get like
a little bit of venom in its mouth, but not
fatal amounts.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
They still took it to the hospital. Kid was fine.

Speaker 9 (01:08:42):
Kids a badass. An infant and northern Indian uh state
of Bahar reportedly bit cobra to death after it coiled
around his hands. The one year old boy, identified only
by his first name, bit the cobra while he was
playing at his home in the small town of Britain

(01:09:04):
near the Indo Nepal border. According to local news, we
when we saw that the snake in the child's hand,
everyone rushed towards him. But in the meantime he already
bit the snake, killing it on the spot.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
He doesn't even have all his fucking teeth. And it
was that one little hook tooth kind of like on
your dock. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
After biting the snake, the boy fainted and was rushed
to the primary health center for initial treatment, after which
he was taken to the town's government medical college where
all these students who didn't know what the fuck they
were doing tried to help them's like tgh in Tampa
bay Uh. The boy, Geo von Kumar was referred here
yesterday by the primary health center close to his village,

(01:09:44):
where he was rushed by family members after he fainted
soon after chewing on the live snake. The hospital superintendent
told The Express the venoms effects were reportedly mild, only
knocking the boy unconscious. So basically, uh, yeah, he didn't
get a lot in him and he survived. And like
I said, usually it's a smaller like smaller tiny spiders
and smaller poisonous steaks. They carry more venom than like

(01:10:06):
the big ones. So yeah, good boy, that's what I
would want. Like if Georgie were to kill a snake,
I'd be like, Okay, are Georgie not your Georgie?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Oh yeah yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
My Georgie would probably kill us. I think he would.
Just Georgie would do like a cat does, like he
would play with it to death, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Yeah, yeah, like a Georgie should meet you know, George Georgie.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
She does want to meet our Wieners. But I said
that we have to keep them up because they're craig ray.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
That's two of them. Are two, I mean two of them,
one one of the one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
But that's how I go. That's how I go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I joke out bit once, uh j your.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
But would be the only death. But he's a butt byer,
not a butt sniffer. Crime. He's a criminal.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
My wife was bit twice on the ass. No, I
think in the thigh.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
But she like crab walking through the house. How does
a wiener dog?

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
He jumps, He got me in the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Cheek, you got friend behind me just the I mean,
we'll be happy to show you if you want, we
can let him out. He'll be glad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
To show you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I don't know, I would be upset.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
You're wearing jeans. You'd survive.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
It never breaks the skin. It always just leaves either
like a mark, like a blood blister, worse.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Like it's fine. I tell her we need to start
letting them out more.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Set on the table next to you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Is that the butt plug? That is obscene? First of all,
why is it so girthy? No, I'm not touching the
butt plug. I mean, I think you meant. I think
it's my hair clip.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
It's a prop.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Okay, I'm a movie started. Okay, you have to perform
the question. Is it used? I'm gonna grab it with my.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
Hairy if we want to. Everyone that's been on the
show has tried it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Okay, well, okay, good engineering has a flared bass, so
you can't lose it. That's good. Someone told me that.
Shout out yep, uh, what's on the bottom your fa?

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
I mean, when you're doing that, that's what you got
to think about.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
An asshole on an asshole. I don't know that he
who shall not be named wants to be seeing your
face from the back, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Like, I mean, it's a it's a you know, some
people love it, some people hate it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
I don't think that Lord Baltimore would like it. You might,
I don't know. You got a nice beard.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
So I trimmed it a little bit right now, gotta
do my my annual summertime trim.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
You know. But no Joe made that in his garage.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
What was your intention?

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Tell him? Tell her the honest.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
It was supposed to be for some Tassley so had
I it's a POxy wesin. I was making a sign
for a friend of mine and I had it in
h I have like negative vacuum chamber like sucks the
bubbles out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Yeah, it does, and.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
You're supposed to put it in there for a couple
of minutes and it takes the bubbles out. So when
you pour it on, like you don't have bubbles in
your project, right. But I left it in too long
and it as soon as I took it out, it
instantly cured and it got hard super fast. So I couldn't.
I couldn't. I couldn't pour it out. So it was
in a plastic cup.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Did it cry? I need?

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
It kept expanding inside the plastic cup. Said it was
gay and so it ended up that's what it ended up.
It cured instantly and then like that lump at the top,
that's the plastic cup like expanding.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Well, good thing that it was in the expander and
not in someone's asshole. Imagine trying to pop that thing out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Well, Joe's getting pretty good at making the hot pots
getting out. You can make one custom for you if
you need it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Uh, you know, I'll have to to talk to my
creative director. I have a young lady who you know,
advises me on You.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Have to go back into the shorts like two years
ago and find the one where we talked about an
accidental look.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Go back into the shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
That sounds like a romantic novel, like the Robbia would
be on the cover of that accidental but plug kind
of like that TV show from when I was a kid,
Salute your.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Shorts, Jason. Do you make your bed every day? I do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Not really. I mean we kind of like we don't
like really make it, but we make it neat. It's
not like we spend a lot of time on it,
but we just kind of put the you know, the
sheet back in place and all that stuff. So that's yes,
because we have a mister Black comes and sleeps in
the bed.

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
Sometimes that's in prison.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
That's one of our kiddy cats that we take care of.
So sometimes because we make it, our houses really revolves
around all the animals. So everything is like set up,
that's what they call them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
All right, Uh, made.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
The bed since like last quarter? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
I don't make the best quarter. Yeah that's three months, Joe,
I understand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Yeah, but you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
We don't make the bed.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
No, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I don't think we've ever.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Well, I leave the house three hours before he even
gets out of bed, so I can't make it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
I was gonna say, there's usually at least one or
two boys in my bed when I leave for work,
one of them being Georgie okay, the other one being
Lord Voldemort. And I don't know if you've ever tried
to wake him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Nope, I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
I wouldn't recommend it. I don't encourage him to do that,
so the bed doesn't get made.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
An argument over bedding preferences turned potentially deadly when a
woman grabbed a knife and attacked the person responsible for
setting up her bed. It happened about or five to
fifteen PM Sunday and a home in Fort Meade, and
the victim suffered a wound to her back. The Polk
County Sheriff's Office said the victim of Dinny was not released.
The victim told deputies and detective A twenty six year

(01:15:49):
old Anaya Williams had gotten extremely upset about the type
of bed sheets and blankets that the victim set up
in Anaya's room, and Nya escalated the argument further by
grabbing the victim by her hair and hit her on
the head with an empty glass bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Joe calls that.

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
Lights out two. That was just you know, warming up.
Uh so anyways, Joe, so was it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Like, was she in a guest room and she didn't
like the accommodations or did like they all together?

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Bottle shattered? And I also kicked him better. The victim
attempted to call.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
One sort to her as the person who was setting
up her bed like in a hotel. Yeah, is this
an Airbnb?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
I mean I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
If you say fucking Egyptian cotton, they should just get
it right the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Because they arrested Boyams, who blamed the victim's demeanor for
the attack. She did it because the victim is overly
emotional and pushes people over the edge. Investigators did not
report how the suspect and victim knew each.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Other, Okay, so they're not going to say it's a
relationship or friends.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Doesn't say where it was at hotel or home? But
I think it was at home because if it was
a hotel, that wouldn't they right have it done by
a maid and they would say it's a maid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
But what was charged with?

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Scroll down it says what she was charged with, Well,
right up right there. Second attempted second degree murder, murder,
a second degree murder.

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
She hit her with a glass bottle?

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
What kind of bottle? How big of a bottle? Where
she hit her in the face and the.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
Chest in the bottle?

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
I mean it should have just went right in Now it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Says, well, here's what when it said hit her on
the head with an empty glass bottle, causing the bottle
to shatter. I mean to me, that just sounds like
a good bar fight. I don't know, right, that's.

Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
Actually a lot harder than it looks in the movie
because they use breakaway glass.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
It's sugar glass.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
So when uh, delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Yeah, the victim attempted to call nine one one, who
then armed with the knife and struck the victim in
the back. So she struck her with a knife. I
don't call a minor lacerations. That's probably where I got
a knife. Yeah, that's where they were like a sword fight.
I don't know bad riding.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I didn't. I'm just reading what it says. I wish
they had.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
A good countt.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah, I wish they had a good booking photo. I'm
sure she's in there somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
You can google her name on to the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
So they pull wisdom teeth when you're a baby. Now
they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Know, they don't I have my wis I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Mean when you're a teenager, right, yeah I still have.
I was nineteen, but yeah, teenager, I still have.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
I am a teenager, but yeah, I still have all
my wisdom teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Now they're saying people are saying it's a scam, and
they've been scamming you for years because your wisdom teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
They have stem cells that are extracted from wisdom teeth
are like medical gold and could treat multiple diseases like
Parkinson's and Alzheimer's.

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
Are trying to keep our teeth. Give them the fucking
like what they're not going to treat our Parkers. So
you're saying, why give them to so imagine what they
do with them. You're donating your teeth without even without
they give them back to your wisdom teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Not always, But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
If they're pulling your wisdom teeth, they have this ability
to cure. Maybe pulling them for like that's causing you
to get Parkinson's. Did Ozzy have his wisdom teeth?

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
Oh we should.

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
I don't know about that, r P.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
And this is another story.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
But it didn't say in the article that having your
wi teeth pulled causes these diseases.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
But it's a it's a leap to another conspiracy theory.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
But why only the wisdom teeth? Like why are they
show the little bubble?

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
I mean this makes sense, right, perfect sense? Now, that
makes perfect sense, right? I mean I could go here
and read the article.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
But I know a tooth specialist. Actually, she gave me
the tooth for my dick. Oh yeah, Deuce knows all
about teeth. She got some for her birthday. Actually, this
one has like a d ever bone in his mouth.
So yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
So it's made of bone, Mike Dick, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
No, it has a bone. I have a single. It
is a boner. He's got a single toothless it. Oh yeah,
it's just one in the front. Remember, like Tom Cruise.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
It's about personification.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Yeah, if Mike Dick was a person, Yeah that's not
I mean, got it. Better fight for the rights though,
you know, Dick? Right, Okay, stand up, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
And the show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Say goodbye, everybody, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
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