Death Metal's Little Sister

Tonight, Patrick Brown of Brandon based legendary metal band, Oblivion join the show. We also have Death Metal's Little Sister, Amanda Grable in studio. We were also threatened with a visit from notorious magician Vic Vega. Of course Pajama Joe, Lusty Laura, and Brad Mader ( @MUSTNOTKILL1  ) will be here as well. We will be trying Witty Monkey, Citrus Wheat Ale from Victory Brewing. This beer packs a big 9.5% ABV! We will have some Buderbangs and the latestest Drew News, so tune in!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on, everybody? It's the Drinking with Drew Show.
It is that time again. It is Tuesday, seven point
thirty p m. The live stream is starting. So we
have some new people in the studio, well, hopefully two
new people. We're gonna see how that goes. Definitely one
new person in the studio, and we'll talk about Death
Metal's little sister. So we're gonna pry into that and

(00:24):
we'll figure out what's going on with that nickname. Sounds interesting.
We have Patrick Brown of Oh Boliviano. He is in
studio and I don't know what's happening. He's got some
beef with this magician. I don't know what's going on,
but there might be a scrap in my front yard later.
We're gonna figure that out. Ask Patrick about it. So

(00:46):
Brad is sponsoring the Drinking with Drew Show. Signage tonight
show the wide one. There we go, there we go,
good shot. Well, the second microphone's blocking my name, but hey,
you know drinking with There you.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Go, perfect, That's why I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
There you go, good, perfect, make the job, make the
show flow.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, yeah, that's all right. So Pajama Joe, what's going on,
So you're there? Did did you get slapped? Because I
noticed the last couple of days you got a little
wound on your face.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Did did Chrissy get upset my penis?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I had had an ingrown hair when I shaved a
few weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
When I scratched that until I got it got like
a scratchy and then I kept scratching at it. That's
what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Quit scratching at it.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
I mean, it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's never gonna heal.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You should use the Lynchburg. Yeah, what's going on with
that project? Are you still in the in the works?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, it's coming along.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Wait are you, Brad? Are you saying you hang out
with Pajama Joe without us?

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:56):
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dropped the scratch on the open. The cover story is
mustache and girled hair.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We're going to talk about that all night tonight. That's
our primary goal and objective is to figure that out.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
So embarrass me in front of my friend.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, you have friends?

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I thought I did.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
They're all in this room.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't have any, but I hope this show really
takes off.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
We have my friend seven hundred and eighty seven friends Brad.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Whoa, we're getting up them.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, we're getting up there.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
By the way, you can go over to muscle killing
like us did.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So Jason's fans.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Too, come on, well I did. That's on my that's
on the pamphlet. Actually congratulate congratulation.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
One hundred thousand subscribers, so yeah, you know, it took
him ten years fifteen, I think, right.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
It took ten years to get the first ten thousand, okay,
and then after that it just went like exponential.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Jason, Thank you Risin for Jason. Yeah, he's at a
one hundred over one hundred thousand and two thousand. Very cool.
He will be on the show next week allegedly, and
we'll officially graduate congratulate him again next week.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
He officially got his plaque.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, with them, I think.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, you get the YouTube plaque. It's very very metal.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
It really is, like, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Did did it say a hundred thousand on it? Because
I was looking at the plaque, I couldn't see like
one hundred thousand.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
I don't know if it has it on there or
if it's just known like the silver one is when
you hit your hundred thousand subscribers.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
So I have a rant in my pants. I ransom
my pants. I want to talk about uh ran away
rants away?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Last night we went to dinner, finally got my steak dinner.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
You were ranting last night.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I was, you know, I feel bad, but uh, Patrick,
do you do? You take food back when you're when
you go to dinner, you go out and.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Take it off of other people's tables if it's wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Now, Amanda, if you have something served and it's just
not right, or you a taker back, or you just shut.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Up and eat it.

Speaker 8 (04:18):
Done, forget it, it's going back.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So we go to this place all the time. They're
really cool to us. We know everybody there.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
And sticks are all over.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I mean, you know, I'll say the name.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
You know, don't say the name.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Don't why they're not paying us. We have no official relationship.
We're just customers. It's Texas roadhouse. So we go. We
sit at the bar all the time. We know the bartenders,
you know, just we I'm a steak connoisseur. I eat
steak a lot. My doctor told me I'm not allowed
to eat steak. You know what. I'm gonna die before
I stop eating steak. You know, I'm just that person.

(04:56):
I love my steak. I have to have steak at
least once a week. But I know my steaks. You
know my strips, my rib eyes. I used to get
rib eyes, and I switched to the strip because it's
less fat, allegedly better for you. So I've been getting
the strip. But I know what a strip. I'm fifty
one years old. I know what a fucking strip looks like.
So I ordered a strip, or get a strip.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
There a thick cut, you can order them.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I get the sixteen ounce, she gets the eight ounce,
and they put the steak on our plates, and okay,
he can, he can. The manager came out. Eventually, I'll
go into detail. But the manager came out, He's like,
this is a strip. It's just the back end has
some fat in the back. Hers definitely was not a strip.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Mine was so flat.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I always get it medium, Like the whole one side
of it was well done, and then the part that
was a little bit thicker that actually was medium was
more like it was like a sirloin cut, because it
was more like ground beef consistency instead of like that
smooth like cut.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
That you get.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You get guys sitting next to us also ordered and
it looks just like her steak, right, So I'm like,
it's flat. Here's my conspiracy theory.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
But the dogs loved it.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Here's my conspiracy theory. There's a lot of people that
go out and to the steak restaurant and they don't
know the difference between steaks. They don't know the difference
between a sworlin of rebbi strip, YadA YadA. And I
think some of the I'm not blaming the restaurant. I'm
not blaming our waiter, our bartender, none of that, even
the manager. I just think some of the cooks either

(06:31):
get into a hurry or they just kind of whether
they're low on stock and they're like, hey, we got
to get these sirloins out, you know, throw them on
the grill. I just think they try to trick people
with here's what we're going to serve them, and if
they catch it, they catch it. If they don't, they don't.
You know, that's an not saying that is what happened.
I just think that's a possibility of what happened. And

(06:53):
we had been there a couple of times. This is
the second time it happened. I didn't say anything the
first time, and I just got to the bartender and
I'm like, look, man, and I said, I told him
what I thought. I'm like, is it is this a strip?
And he's like, I don't know, man, I don't know,
And so he called me. I told him not even
call the manager. I told the manager. I'm like, when
he showed up, I said, do not take anything off
my bill. That's not why, bitch, And that's what I

(07:13):
hate when people bitch just to get the discount off.
I said, do not take anything off my bill, just
if it's a you know, something that you want to
talk to somebody about whatever. I didn't even want the
manager called. But I just felt like ship afterwards, because
now I look like a whiner, you know. I'm like, eh,

(07:34):
I do right, and like I sound like I'm a
whiner about this, but.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I know.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
Joe's the guy.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You go to dinner with Joe and the waiters like, well,
do you want a strawberry margarita, peach margarita? And Joe's like,
whatever you want, give me whatever you want to Just
fucking pick something to say something.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
Which I kind of want to some how take a
tally of like servers when people come in and they're like, oh,
I don't care whatever, surprise me.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Do you like that or.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Do you hate it? Hate it? Like it's so much.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Easier because you could just go into the machine and
just start pushing random buttons and they're gonna like they
can't bitch because they said give me whatever? Or is
it like stressful because you want to give them something
good since they're relying on you to tick.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But I apologize Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
It was they usually good.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
They are great. I love their steak. That's where we
got there, you know, and we used to do Longhorn,
and Longhorn wasn't bad. The problem is the salty Longhorn
is off the charts and I just with my heart,
I cannot go there anymore. It's just crazy, crazy salty quitter.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like, but I couldn't even We went there and I
couldn't even finish half my steak just because it was
just so salty. And I'm like, man, it sucks. I
do like Texas Roadhouse, but anyway, I feel like a
little whiny ass because I do not take my stuff never.
I'm not a cinderbacker. I don't like doing that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, here's how you got to look at it is
that you're paying good money for food you're going out
to eat. Yeah, so returning something that is not to
your liking, or it is the wrong cut of meat
in your case, you shouldn't feel bad about that at all.
You're spending good money to eat out. It's not fucking
cheap to go out and get I know.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
But part of me also I saw waiting way too
many I saw waiting way too many times, and I'm like, man,
they're gonna go back there and rub their balls on
my stead.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
That's why it's so salty.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
You're actually gonna laugh. What the best bake and towel
from a chain restaurant is. It's not long worn, it's
not Texas.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Roy you know what I have had that. It's not
bad and they get the mushroom marsala on it.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
And though I literally walked in the door and then
I slid on grease about fifty feet. Yeah, I literally
was like.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Did Oblivion did Oblivion play there?

Speaker 11 (09:57):
Night?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Curious?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
It was a slippery for I mean, it was kind
of salty.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, Uh, yeah, I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
It depends on how you send it back.

Speaker 11 (10:08):
To.

Speaker 12 (10:08):
I mean, you can be an asshole or you can
say or you can say, pardon me, would you mind?
You can be polite about it, and they should be
cool about it. But if someone sends it back and they're.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Being an asshole, yeah, they're gonna with you.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I mean, the steak was still good what they sent me.
It just in my opinion, you.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Send it back with who the fuck cook this?

Speaker 8 (10:25):
Yeah, they're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, yeah, no, I would never do that.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Yeah, they offered to cook it, and they're like, we
can't really tell what her steak is because at this
point I.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Was trying to.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Find the medium. It was all like as I was cutting,
it's like, well done, well done, well done. It was
like ship, where's like where's the warm pink center?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I mean, but that's the problem. If you get a
steak and it's too it's too uh.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Because they always warm pink center. You're like, yeah, and
what are your two made from? Scratch?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Sides keep saying please no, but you cannot order a
steak that's too thin and asked for it medium or
medium rare because it's just going to cook. Yeah, I
gotta be thick. Whatever. So any who you are a
chicken eater. Sorry, I did not get you chicken to night.

(11:12):
I got you pizza.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
I know you got cheese.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Got cheese. Yeah, that's good for the old I got you.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I got you some shrimp you like. I like to
thank you good?

Speaker 13 (11:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
That I won't send it back to the chip.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Perfect I have.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I have a policy if you if you complain about
my food.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
You know, I just have sweets.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
So, Amanda is a realtor. How long you been in
that industry?

Speaker 10 (11:45):
Amanda, I have been licensed for about eight or nine
years now.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
So there was a new law or not. It wasn't
even a law, right, it was just uh, based on
the new Commission standards and.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
How commission standards. This is such a how.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Realators are paid based on the commission and fees.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
It's still such a joke.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Okay, So explain care cooperation?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, explain what changed and is it a positive thing
for the buyer seller or the realtor or does it matter?

Speaker 8 (12:14):
All right, I'll be flat out honest with you.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
In the state of Florida, we always had clear cooperation, okay.
And the MLS it was always told what the sellers
were willing to pay.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
The buyer's agent.

Speaker 10 (12:28):
Okay, how this entire lawsuit started was up the North.
I'm not going to mention the brokerages that were involved,
but there were sellers that felt they were bullheaded, so
to say, and to what they were paying for commissions.

(12:48):
They didn't feel like they had in a room to
negotiate or anything like that, leaving to this huge class
action lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
With NAR and National Association of.

Speaker 10 (12:59):
Real Yes, so the end result being is long story short. Now, before,
as a buyer's agent, before I can even like, let's say,
you call me, hey man, I want to go see
one two three Main Street. Okay, well, I have to
have you sign a buyer brokeer agreement or a showing
agreement stating that I'm representing you on this home or

(13:23):
this showing It could either be a particular home, particular address,
or a period of time through a county or whatnot.
And I'm letting you know how much I expected commissions, okay, And.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
There's ways around it. Commissions have always been negotiable.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
Why anybody ever thought that, This is set in stone
of why everybody thought realtors of making you know, ten
million dollars off of you know, the twenty million dollar house.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I have no clue.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, but there are real tres who prefer to set
to deal with the high end homes though, right, Like,
if that that's your industry, your niche person all.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Of us, you know.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
For me, for example, I don't care how low or high,
how high the home is. I mean, at the end
of the day, it's still a transaction, it's still a
learning experience, and it's still someone that you get to
work with that's going to spread your name.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, So I was just curious about that if that
made a big difference. I know a few relators in
your industry, you know, they when that came out, I
heard a couple of them ranting on Facebook and I
don't you know, well, I'm.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Not going to lie.

Speaker 10 (14:34):
But it first came out, it was very intimidating because
it was like, Okay, well, how are we going to
have this conversation with our buyers. How are we going
to make them understand that, hey, you know, I'm on
your side. I'm going to try to negotiate this with
the seller. The seller to pay me that in the
day I have to be paid, so it you know, and.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
I think what made it really hard too.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
Is you wouldn't believe how many read visions, how many
much I mean just modifications we have to have now.
I mean I probably have more payperwork than anybody ever knows.
Everyone says, sit there and say, well, realtor's all they
do is open the door.

Speaker 8 (15:08):
If you want to look at my files, you'll.

Speaker 10 (15:11):
See one hundred executed contracts that you know they're legally binding.
And you know, I'm not saying that you absolutely have
to have a realtor on your side, but if you
don't want the headache, it's definitely you know, So.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Does the buyer pay you now? And instead of the
sellers pay you?

Speaker 10 (15:30):
So it's always been this way, mind you, I want
you to remember this. It's always been this way, which
way which where a seller and or a buyer can
pay you. It's always been negotiable. A seller could always
spend you know, sit there until the listing agent I
only want to pay two percent, but you have a
buyer's agent that's work with a buyer. This is I'm

(15:50):
not going to work for you for less than two
and a half percent. I want to and a half
percent that's commissioned. So they would sit there and then
negotiate it so the seller would pay them two percent
and they had their buyer pay them a half percent.
What I don't think a lot of people expected, or
the buyer's agents are actually sometimes making more money than
they were previously because they're saying, this is my set right.

(16:13):
So if the seller's not going to pay this for me,
or if you don't want to pay that, I want
to get it.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
And one of the things.

Speaker 10 (16:19):
Too is although I always one hundred and ten percent
try my best to negotiate for the seller to pay,
there's going to be sellers that are not in the
position to pay a buyer's broker. So that's when you
have to go back to your buyer and say, listen,
they're not in the position to pay me. You know,
this is what I need like this, We've got to
work this out.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
But it's always been negotiable.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
And that was the biggest thing in the class action
lawsuit was they said it was just set in stone,
it was never negotiable, and that was I think that's
the biggest thing that we all beat our heads against
the wall with was everybody saying, oh, they're making seven
to ten percent every transaction and we're not it's you know,
always been a go bool. You always have your splits.

(17:01):
You have your broker split. If you're on a team,
you have your team split. You have your taxes, you
have your expenses pay for once you out.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
It's like Simon's like, stop man, thoughts you.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Should be putting me give me ice cubes. It does, yes,
So has the market in the last year been up
down sideways.

Speaker 10 (17:23):
It's definitely a buyer's market now. So we're definitely seeing
a shift in the market. They say the market, the
real estate market goes in an eight year shift, and
right now or in our last one to two years,
it's going to be a buy It's a buyer's market
right now.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
The interest rates are higher, there's more homes to sell, and.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
With that, we're seeing a lot of the sellers paying
closing costs.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
You know, a lot of new sellar concessions.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
They're even paying buy down points for your interest rates
right now.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
So I imagine a lot of the homes in Florida with
the hurricane damage they're getting sold with we will pay
for repairs out of the selling, like out of the
like if I were to sell my house right now,
I'd be like I'll give you a twenty thousand dollars
credit for a new roof kind of thing, you know,
something like that, where I don't want to pay for
the damage, I'll let I'll give a credit when I'm well.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
Surprisingly, I have a client that bought in Danish Force
over in safety a couple of years ago, and she
completely lost her home in Helene.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
She was in Alabama.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
One of her neighbors sent a picture and they had
two feet of water going into her home. And I'm
looking at this and she's sending me pictures. I'm like,
oh my gosh, I can't believe this is happening. She's
in an AE flood zone. That's a one percent chance
in like ninety nine years. Yeah, you know, and she's
getting it. So she literally sent an email to her

(18:46):
insurance agent, this is how great this is if you
have an insurance agent like I. I always when you
have that contact, use So she went to an insurance
agent that she bought her insurance through. They have seven
and she sent in the picture from home. She goes,
my home's already flooding. It's midnight, and my insurance agent
was on the film with the very.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Next day, said State farm doing that now, and.

Speaker 10 (19:11):
They Okay, I already have remediation crew that's going to
meet you at the Hoho one Tuesday, and liter she's wait,
I can't get there before then, and they'll go, hey,
well they'll wait for you, and literally like right there.
But she ended up losing the home. So and Dana
shoores how they did it for because all the homes,

(19:32):
of course were built level, so you had the choice
of completely redoing your house or building on top of
the house. The problem with building on top of the
house of Penals County they're still working with us to
trying to figure this out, is your property taxes are
still going to be based even if that very original
first floor wasn't your main occupied space, like, so you

(19:55):
would be charged more property taxes once that second floor
is built. So she's ending up demoing the entire house
and building up from there.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Joe, you want to demo your house and start over. Nope,
we could demo the house next.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Door, right, It probably needs to be a demo.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Brad's good with home remodeling, builds cabinets and get all
that done. It seems like a big This used to
be two rooms and sledgehammer this whole wall out. That's fun,
you know, knock some ship out. And man, it was
so just it's not good when struct well, yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Of course he did it when I was at work,
so I didn't get a chance to get out any aggression.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, me and my buddy Brian. Yeah, you're afraid to
hook up yours totally different, totally electric I'm not electrician.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Also, his friend who did is a contractor. So once
the walk came down, he does textured it and then.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
He just came in the sledgehammer. He's like, hey, man,
all we gotta was knock this wall down. You want
to take a few swings, And I'm like yeah, And
then I took ten. I'm like, oh, I like this,
I took twenty. Yeah. Yeah, we we originally had the
podcast room in that room was this m yeah this No,
that was this one because my mom was going to one.

(21:20):
This was a guess I don't know anyway, I remember, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, drinking with Drew's mom.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, right now. She was the metal head mom. She
let us jam and you know, growing up, talk about
now was your mom growing up? Was she you were
your parents pro jam in the house type of parents.
My mom was.

Speaker 11 (21:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
Mine were always cool with it the way they saw
as they knew what their kids were.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, so they didn't care. We We had many a
band practices at my house. Now the cops showed up
a few times and neighbors counting on the door, but
my mom didn't give a ship. She was like, yeah,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Keith Moan was the old name.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
Yeah, she was very cool about it. Bought us pizzas
all the time. You know, they had a second place
that they would stay while we were jamming at Really,
it was just that was the.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
Secret to Miss Betty. You went someplace up.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
My mom always asked me if I could turn the
drums down.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, I don't know, but back then I'm not sure
who you who? Your drummer was Will James you definitely
cannot turn down.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, the drummer in New York would hit a lot
harder than he did. Really, he was a hardcore drummer
for sure. Man. He beat the ship out of his drums.
He was awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, all right, what are we trying tonight, Joe? What'd
you bring us?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Witty monkey?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Whitty monkey? Patrick? You want to grab the uh you
got the beer?

Speaker 12 (22:49):
Winz Joe, give me monkey.

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Speaker 6 (23:25):
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been on the show. He wants to come back with
his uh somebody I think he's dating interesting all right,

(23:47):
So this is uh, yeah, this is our beer we're
trying tonight. Witty Monkey. I wish they would have called
it titty monkey.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Tity monkey would have been so funny, but.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
Then they would have to put tits on the monkey
because this monkey doesn't even have nipples.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's got an eye.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
And choose this beer.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
He just walked by it and he goes.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
I like the label.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Someone got a little twisty on all the whiskey that
we've been having. So we had to change it up
with some beer, and we can show that.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
A few weeks ago.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
This one a few weeks ago, this one got.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
No, that's the we all got. Did I hear him
vomit on the air, yes, okay.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
On air after Thankfully I had already like, I'm like,
I'm signing off, guys, I'm tired.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
I have to work in the morning. So I left
and I was in the room.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
No, it would have been right in my lap actually
if I hadn't left. So thankfully I had the smarts
about me to just leave when I was getting tired.
And then I had to get back up and come
in here, turn the cameras off, clean.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
It all up.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
We're going to talk about this for every show, yes, because.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
You call it the Summer of Whiskeys, so we're gonna
talk about it all summer.

Speaker 12 (24:56):
I thought you were faking it.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
He spray it over his computer initially and then he
turned over cute like right, where I'm sitting.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Everybody, h.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I can't play it while you're on the on the
on the horn.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Oh that's just your bye bye or is that the
whole thing?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Are you back on bread? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
You're there, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
So we have a victory brewing witty monkey. Uh nine
point five percent. I mean you know what time it
is a pale or no, it's a nail, the cru
citrus nails.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
I'm gonna hate it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
This is good with the old smoking man.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
No, Patrick did have some old smoking How.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Did you like that root beer?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Delicious? Yeah, dangerous ship.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Like for real. Yeah, first like whiskey, I ever drank
like that, going, oh this is.

Speaker 12 (26:06):
Past I didn't care for the watermelon when we had Yeah,
but this that that was really.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I enjoyed that.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
I finished that bottle. Yeah, I finished that bottle.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's too fruity for me.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was just yeah, too sweet it did.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
It was very sweet, like it should have been a
shot as opposed to something that you sip on.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
They're all sweet, but the watermelon was definitely like.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Overpowering sweet. I don't like that one.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
It's like a jolly rancher.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
But I don't drink sodas to begin with. So the
root beer tasted like root beer, which is I'm like, okay,
I mean I like it, but it's just too sweet
and guards. But it tasted just like rootier.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
How it taste coming up?

Speaker 9 (26:46):
I mean, was it just I didn't taste it at all?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
That was a roopier.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
That was cook.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
The salty caramel.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Cook you down, smoky caramel.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
There was three of them.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
There was like three d of the show.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
They're dangerous.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
The cookie dough is the one. When I was watching,
everybody was like, oh, this is delicious.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yes, well, because we had that one before.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
That's how we were like, oh, Old Smoky has some
really good whiskeys, and so we knew that that was
a good one. So even I liked that, and then
everybody else was like, holy shit, this is great.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
And so now we've turned everyone onto.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
They've bought eleven bottles and we've only gone through four yet.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah, now then we've gone through.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
You bought this beer. So we took a break, and
then last week took a break. All right, all right, Amanda,
you are new on the show, so we're going to
let you sample the first round.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Okay, were ready?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
That was a big sip.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's actually not that okay, now you said earlier, not
really a beer drinker. So is this like a beer
you would consider or is it kind of like.

Speaker 10 (28:00):
So I would consider this one. It's kind of like
I like mango cart Okay, so does Joe. I would
kind of send this in the direction that I would
be able to drink it.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, all right, Patrick, give it a whirl.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
We've had a few of that.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Nine point five really.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Bucks us up.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It's a healthy sip.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I drink it.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, I drink two.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Of them, two of them, there's one extra.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
They get me pretty fucked up at nine point five.

Speaker 12 (28:38):
All right, bread for Jason, it's not as strong as
I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
That wail.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Mm hmmmm, take a step second opinion.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's not bad, not bad.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, I mean another outside barbecue, cool drink.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Summer beers. I think this is a summer summer.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Beers, summertime beers, got it going on.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Like the other ones that I said that about, though,
count bad and I don't normally.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Like we You tried Berry Monkey and you didn't like
that one?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
That an't like? All right?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
John and Joe babysip, Oh it's good.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Yeah. I could drink that all day, all day.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
This is a twist of citrus.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Yeah, I'm enjoying that.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I even spilled it on my shirt.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Right, give it a whirl.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
M little bubbles for you.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
You have to meet Brad.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
You forgot hmmm, do it again with some bubbles.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Right, don't get the right taste out of the bubbles.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
You know, I'm not a fan. Really, it has a
weird taste to it.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
It doesn't like you either.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
It's usually odd. Usually I hate and you like.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah, I just uh, he likes the ones that taste
like chocolate.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I'm not sure what what flavor is that. No, it's
not citrus.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
It just hands like a twist of.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
A titty twist of bunk twister.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
I think it's.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
It's similar like a what mango?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I never tried it, all right, Well are you trying?
I'm just that taste. I'm trying to figure it out.
But it's not hitting my parents grapefruit.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, could be.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
I would give four or five, but i'd be able
to sip on it.

Speaker 12 (30:58):
It's actually not bad, is it.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
It's not at all. It's just like a light. It's
a refreshing kind of beer. It's not really Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
It's not bad at all, Laura, because she's.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Ye, I'm starting to like the beer into an.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Alcoholic, alcoholic.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Beer.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
She loves it.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Now I'm drinking whiskey, Like what is going.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
On before the show?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
I mean, I'm probably not gonna like finish this because
I have a couple of drinks already but they're not alcoholic.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
But I think it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
So can you, Laura, can you grab me a goal
shadow there so I can actually have a beer. I'm
gonna drink.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Triplet double D.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
They're bigger than that.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
We had somebody at Victoria's Secret tell Laura she was.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
A b cup I know, And I'm like, not, I'm
borrows today one.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm like, that would be tasted a scale that she's
gonna be.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
I mean, I lacked it.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
If it was if it was a dude working at
like Macy's and for whatever reason, assigned to like the
lingerie apartment and you're like, oh, you look at a beacup,
I'll be like, okay, guys, and the idiot's his first day.
This was a lady working at Victoria's Secret telling Laura.
She has a beacup. She's like a triple D. I mean,

(32:33):
I'm like, are you serious right now? You just wanted
to them something.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
They don't group you. They really don't. It's not like
they go over the nip and it's not like it's
a whole like let me. It's not like they're like
this way. They're literally measuring.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Maybe watch.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Nothing else to do with them?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
All I.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
Do the Joe.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Do you want this?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
You want this if you're not going to drinking.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, I'll put it here for you and let me
know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah. It has like a little grapefruit.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I don't know what it is, but I am usually
not a fan of citrus beers to begin with. I
don't like, uh the orange, what's that blocko? Blue moons
and all? I like, I don't like it. I just
not no beer, no orange, no grapefruit, no lime beers.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'm just always had that citrus taste.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, but I don't even taste like I p a
is you?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I mean, it's very it's as much smoother than it.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Is it that we like this because it's citrus or
do we like it because it's wheat?

Speaker 12 (33:42):
I think it's I think you like it because it's witty.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
That's so.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
But it's almost like a shandy too.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, I mean I don't really listen.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
So does anyone notice that the monkey's got three hands?

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Was it a I generated?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Look a look at the can?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Mm hmm ok, I think those are his feet. Oh
that's what you're saying. Yeah, oh yeah, one on his chin.
That is definitely an AI image that they threw on
the can and they didn't want to fix it.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Also tattoo on its stomach.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Three eyes. Wait a second, Yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Can't talk about We'll get canceled.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
YouTube will bury us in the algorithm. Sorry, Victoria, Actually
they got I mean what everybody liked it, but me,
so it's not a bad rating victory, that's what I said.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
But I said you were about the Victoria's secret. Yeah,
we're all screwed up.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
That's a real estate.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
If Victoria's secret, right, pull the.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Boobs booter bang well, I all right that.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
You need to drink, get her liquored up.

Speaker 11 (35:06):
Man.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
She starts rolling here.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Hey, Brett, let's see your boobs.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
You don't want to.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
They've been abused, abused, They cry a lot, all right,
did you uh give Amanda any insight into the booter
banks Patrick bizarre.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
All right, Yeah, he said that after we were talking
about me liking beer and whiskey.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Now be prepared. I apologize.

Speaker 12 (35:32):
And you hear a story, you're gonna hear a story,
and then you're going to say whether you would boot
the person out of bed or you'd bang them.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
And it's just a one time. It's not like you're
getting a relationship. It's like a one nights yet, right?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yet doesn't at the light show?

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Going to Yeah, everybody, and we just put up New Life.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Boo, bang poo, pooter, bang poot bang boo.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I think I'm gonna boot because she's missing teeth.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
A right?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Later?

Speaker 9 (36:20):
Bang Garvey?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Are we all banging?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
We're banging the car too, Jay said bang bang. Brad
and Keller and Lisa have all said boot.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
She was deciding to have Pazza for breakfast.

Speaker 12 (36:31):
There we go.

Speaker 14 (36:31):
I'm the one that is going to bang on that one.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
All right.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
I think that story was that was that the couple
got caught having sex in the car, and that's why
I said we're going to bang the car problem.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
I thought it was the waitress who stole the car,
and she said that it was a tip in short
at waffle house.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
No, I think you're thinking about the one who tried
the one, the guy over with the car.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
But it was a long hard waiter that took your
steak back.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
All right.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
So on a twist, on a twist tonight, A twist tonight,
a titty twister. We have a male booter bang?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Is this the one? I say?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
A Knoxville man is in custody after leading Knoxville County
Sheriff's Office deputies on a chase, then crashing into two
patrol cars, according to a police report obtained by the
news agency Gotta. It happened Tuesday around six forty five
pm at Mountain Grove Drive. According to the report, your officers,

(37:40):
who filled out the report, said he had stopped a
white Chrysler minivan being driven by a blank aged not
going to give the age year old Michael Gentry. The
tag on the vehicle was registered to a Dodge Nitro
Nitro Neutro.

Speaker 7 (37:59):
Who knows how so you know they're always of age.
They are of age, doesn't mean they're not banging things
that aren't of age. But the bootle bangs were always of.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Age, could be eighty, could be sixty, as a teacher
at high school. Right yeah, right, all right. Thanks escalated
when a records check showed Gentry had a parole violation,
prompting responding officers to try and take him into custody.
The reports say mister Gentry's vehicle lost its right rear
tire and began to lose parts off the rim. A

(38:28):
piece of the rim struck my windshield, causing my windshield
to crack. The report said. The pursuit continued on John
superpassing cars and the opposite direction. YadA, YadA. So I
basically ran from the cops, crashing the two cars. Canine
tracked them down in the backyard and so, yeah, good
role model.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
But they were stopping them for a parole violation.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Well, yeah, the car he's stopped because the tags the
tag came back to the different vehicle. No, this just
doesn't mean the stolen. It was just the tag getting
registered match the vehicle. It's like if I walked across
the street and grab your tag and put them on
my car, it's not car stolen. The tag would be stolen,
bag stolen, but it's not registered. You don't know. I
mean it could be I take her tag and put

(39:12):
them on my car.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
I would report that ship stolen, nark snitch.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
It's like when he wears your underwear, I know, right, all.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Right, So we're gonna give this to Amanda. Amanda boot
or bang, you never have to see him again. Crazies
are good sex. Ye, No, she is booty all right.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Now for the dude, for us, is it you're doing
the banger or you get banged?

Speaker 6 (39:39):
It doesn't matter, Joe, whatever you whatever you fancy, Joe.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
You can say boot whatever you fancy's banging, she's getting banged.
It's just asking because if we're if we're answering, are
we doing the banging?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Are we getting banged?

Speaker 6 (39:54):
It's whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
To do, Joe.

Speaker 12 (39:55):
Are you saying if you want to be a funny
feeling she's banging, If she's banging, are.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
You gonna be a top of Joe? Are you saying
you're gonna be a top of a bottom? You can say,
you can say banged, bottoms, bottom.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Power bottom, Yeah, you can pillows your decision.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I don't know, but I'm a Jama bier, Joe, Jama.
I'm going to skip to my turn. Because I feel
like you were a little cagey on how old he is.
And he's probably in his eighties. And I'm going to
say boot on this one.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay, Kell, but if.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
He doesn't have teeth, Joe.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah, I mean I don't need a dummy.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Okay, Patrick, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Oh there's that one thing that's going to prevent me
is that penis. So I'm booting.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Wait, if I have to say boot or bang for
the chicks, the guys have to as well. Yeah, but two.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Chicks, very true? All right, so we're gonna assume.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Answer.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Keller says, bang that redneck like I'm in Deliverance. He said,
make me squeal, make him squeal. You got a mouth boy?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
That could be fitting. All right, Joe, back to you.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
I already answered you did what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
They're all saying boot because they're winkers.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Don't say that because I've banked dudes before.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Got ado?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Wait what thetically on the show?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
On the show, and I forgot that is? Okay, Well,
I guess we'll show him go to say oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
So of course the age. Not saying the age makes
me think that he's older. But the guy was able
to run.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
So then it makes me think that he's somewhat fit.
It wasn't like he was taking They found in a yard.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Somewhere rights right. He did fight.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
He hit two cars and was able to keep going.
It wasn't like he was like, oh that girls my net.
So but then he has the then he has the warrant,
right he had warn I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
The last From there. The officers continued on foot, the
report said, until officers stunned gunned him into custody. He's facing.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Drugs, so then the drugs makes me think meth mouth.
So I want to say, boot, that's like my whole
circle of booting. I just pulled a Jason.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
He did.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
He got a fucked up way of thinking.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Girl. Let me tell you, I think it's a firm boot.
But let me go into a dissertation for about seventy
two hours while I'm the wiener. Does intrigue me.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
That's a pretty good He is our, he's ours.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
We love you, Jason.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
All right, let's show our band.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Thank God, here's.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
The thing that's Jesus we didn't see remind me of though,
he reminds me like a.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Barringer of that Pagan band.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
What's the guy begging for change on the corner.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'll tell you what. That little meme's popularity for that band,
Hagan Pagan.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
I think it was what was the Saturday night like skip,
Oh you are grizzled. I don't know which one grizzled Like,
oh you are grizzled.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I don't sorry.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
That guy looked doubt though. Can you show him again?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
I think I don't know if if anybody saw it,
did see it.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
I saw a chick.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I saw the guy.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Okay, that was a chick. No. I actually went back
and he had changed screens on me, so it.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Was like done.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
So I can't.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
I can't do the next one because I saw that one.
I can't see because my bottle.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
By driving a mini van though.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
His car in his house. So that's why I had
to be admitted.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
It's pretty hot.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
The next one is a booter bang quickie. All right,
all I'm gonna give you is carry concealed firearm, terroristic threats,
possession of firearm, and the commission of felony and disturbing
the piece. I'm sorry, woman, woman age, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
I don't know he so we found now that there's
like this algorithm on both of our Facebook pages where
it will give a mug shot with just the charges,
so they don't give us like the ages or whatnot.
So this is when he says a quick booter bang.
It's because he found it's like the mugshots USA or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I know nothing about it other than the charges.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
This is in the US.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yes, it's some.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
Yeah, it's some. It's just yeah, it's just mug shots.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Probably Florida, probably vat what she did again?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
She has carrying concealed firearm, terroristic threats, possession of a firearm,
and the commission of a felony and disturbing the piece.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
What's the felony?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Doesn't say, I just told you carry concealed firearm. I'm felony,
terroristic threats, felony, possession of firearm, the commission of a felony.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Because she was committing the other felonies.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Terroristic threats. I don't know. So here's what we have
to do. Joe, you have those charges. What do you
think happened? I think this is boyfriend really? Oh yeah,
I think she I think she got into a She
walked into his office where he was at work his apartment,
like some type of that device we're not going to

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see on YouTube. Well no, boom, boom boom, something like that.
With a terroristic threat, the.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
Terrorist could be like, I'm so tired.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Of you, I'm going to light your house on fire.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Say those charges again, but speak Gaelic.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
No so that. I mean, I think it was domestic related,
like she got into a fight. I'm just assuming, but.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I think she she smashed his car up and pushed
it in the lake.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
How's the terroristic threats?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
She said she was going to leave his body in it.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Terrorist threats are you're you're the more you talk, you're
threatening a group.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Of people, you know, like she was gonna go pep
his office, his whole.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
All right, Amanda Boots or Bank back off. She's crazy enough,
what might be good thinking about it?

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Saying, I mean, it kind of sounds like she just
might need to bang.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
Calm her down, right, He's given it somebody else and
she was pissed. A man does banging, Yeah, Keller's banging.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
To collar's banging, all right? Patrick Brown?

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Right too, scared?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Damn you all right?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Patrick?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Detail, She's not medal enough.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Jason Brown Jason Brown, like.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
The fill on the fim charge.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, I get off on a good fellony.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
On the other.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Banging all right, the old hat.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
If it wasn't a pat this would be like a
super bang, right, It's be like a drinking Withdrew gang bang.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
If I didn't see the picture just charges alone, I'd
have banged without even seeing that's.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Who get super bang hit the lights right, super bag.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
That would be yeah, dropped my beer?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Just don't drop the beer.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Yeah, super ban, super super bang man. Okay, should the
picture ready?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Wait?

Speaker 9 (47:35):
Did Joe?

Speaker 6 (47:37):
I saw the picture? But I said, if I hadn't
seen the picture of charges alone, I would have banged.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
There we are. She's upset. Now, this is what this
is what makes me think it was boyfriend related, because
she's crying. You know, you don't cry just because you
go to jail.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
It looks like.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Every day I went on in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
You need to send that picture to Tom Holman.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
She's not crying. She's not crying because she got arrested.
She's crying because her boyfriend is no longer in her life.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
She's crying because he's the one to call the cops.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
And her boyfriend was that last guy.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Jesus, he's the one who got arrested trying to rape
a tree.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I want that guy's picture from my new album cover.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Oh my gosh. Couldn't you find images online and just
use them.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Or do you have to like depends on what it
was online for.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
You can use you can use like parts of them
and like kind of minute, you know, change them up
a little bit, be photoshop.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
But you could do like half image of like what
a space down and like one happened, then do like
some artistic something on the other side.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
But if you use the whole image, then you get
into all that copyright and stuff, you know.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Or we could just make you recreate it with your face.
We'll get you a really crazy wig and you can
do that.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
You can be the face.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
All right, last last booter, bangyo, there's more one more,
all right?

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Star wars in the comments, I'm trying not to.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
But he didn't comment about anybody.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
He just tuned in.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
A Pensacola woman set fire to a woman's truck and
trash can before spraying another woman.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
I'm trying to get your camera to focus on you.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
It's a little blurry too much, you know, that's there.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
You go, okay, all right?

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Pensacola woman set fire to a woman's truck and trash
can before spraying another woman with lighter fluid'st Wanita Mitchell
was arrested Tuesday on charges of second degree arson, battery,
damaging property, and simple assault terrorist threat. This is not

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the last one. The incident happened Tuesday afternoon home on Satday,
ninth Avenue. According to the URES report, Mitchell went to
a woman's home with her dog, which is when her
dog got into a fight with the animals inside. The
report states Mitchell became irate over the incident when out
went outside, grabbed a pole and busted the front window

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of the home. She then grabbed lighter fluid. She then
grabbed lighter fluid and set the woman's truck and trash
can on fire. Mitchell reportedly also sprayed lighter fluid on
another woman before fleeing the scene.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
So her dogs got attacked or her dogs were doing
the attacking.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
A lot of pronouns in this in this article.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Yeah are the dogs?

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Okay? That's what right? That's my question? Was she just
defending it?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Says Mitchell went to a woman's home with her dog.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
So okay, so she went there so like say a
friend whatever, and then keep going.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, and then which is when her dog got into
a fight with the other animals inside. So it'll be
like me taking Simon to Joe's house and Joe getting
into a fight with his dogs, and then me setting
Joe's car on fire because his you know, something like that.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Okay, that's what.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I'm going I like your story better, all right, Drew Bank.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Doggy style.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Now it doesn't say what kind of dogs. I wish
it would be like, you know, a French verse, you know,
German shepherds.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Wow, So I don't give joumk shepherd's a bad name.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I'm just throwing it out there, all right. So Patrick Booter.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Bang I just like the crazy for some reason. I'm okay, Yeah,
she looks as good as the last one.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Patrick's banking.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Keller's on the comments booting, booting, Jason says, Pete Cole,
I'm a hometown. Are you going to bang?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Well? It is involved involving animals, so Jason's probably an
automatic boot Amanda boots or Bank booting.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
Can't trust breath.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
That is a good answer.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Wel onto the show.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You can come back.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Good thing is not her first name, last name, last name,
first name.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
That would be really, I have three first names. I
won't give them out on their all right, Pajama Joe
boot Then.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
You're confused by what she was saying. She said, because
the last name is a first name.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
His last name is also a first name.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
All my names are first names.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
It's the last name.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Didn't you watch the first Prince?

Speaker 6 (52:33):
You just gave it away.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Obviously people know his name by now.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Pajama Joe Booter, bang bang bang, All right, Brad Mader.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I'm going with her. I'm gonna say boot.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Really that's pretty metal, I know, Okay, Keller said boot.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Yeah, Keller said boot. I'm gonna boot.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
You're booting?

Speaker 7 (52:50):
Yeah, I don't know where? Like was she walking around
with lighter fluid? Was it just a weapon of convenience?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Like sounds premeditated?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Man?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Yeah, she re fills her zippo in the car.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
There you go?

Speaker 6 (53:04):
You ready?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I am ready?

Speaker 9 (53:08):
I am so banging?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Oh wow, angry.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, it'll be one.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
You won't forget.

Speaker 15 (53:22):
Jan that's a glumpy So Patrick, before you leave, because
I heard you have a short time period beyond to bed.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
What's up? With oblivion for the next few months. What
you got going?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Nothing?

Speaker 9 (53:41):
Absolutely nothing.

Speaker 12 (53:43):
We were supposed to go up to Wisconsin with Siren,
but the promoter she's out on us, so we're not
doing that. It would have been fun, but honestly, Keith
is so busy. Everybody's so busy doing other stuff. Would
love to get together, like I said last time, do
another show with you guys. Yeah, that would be the
fun thing. It'd be great to have Nasty Savage headline

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that I put it.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
In Ronnie's ear.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah, we'll see how. It'd be very cool.

Speaker 12 (54:07):
Ronnie called me about a festival or some party in October, No, August,
August thirtieth, there's something going on, but it was just
not the cards for us. It's too fucking hot outside
to play.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
August is a tough outdoor venue to be in.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Pass out after my first summer sea about three and
a half hours.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
It's hot.

Speaker 9 (54:26):
It's too hot.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
We love you, Ronnie.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah, he's awesome.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, I thank you for stopping by.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I mean, yep, I will see you guys.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Tell mom.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
We said hey, yep, yep. I think did your mom
want to be on the show.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I mean she's at a wheelchair. I don't think you
can get her in here. She'd fucking drink me under
the table though, And I gotta drive.

Speaker 12 (54:49):
But I think Keith might be stopping buying a little bit,
so I'll give him a call on my way out.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
All right, you guys have a good time.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
If you see anybody in my front yard loitering tops,
it looks like Elvis, will you.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah, taking a dump in the front yard, like right, rude.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Well, you know, at least it wasn't Joe looking for
uh you know, household keys and whatnot until three o'clock
in the morning.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
You know, that was a different situation.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
That was another situation.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
You don't remember that he was. I think he was
there that night, but he heard about it.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
The guy that does the music put up ruston. I
wasn't gonna but okay, we talked.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
About it afterwards.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah, yeah, they got a little uh no after the show. Well,
I guess something. They lost some stuff out in the
neighborhood and he.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Threw his keys on the Then we were looking at
for the keys with like.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
Grass, Like what time was it like twelve o'clock at
night or something?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
That my neighbors texted me like, hey, did you lose
somebody from your house wandering? Like possibly you had to
come from my house.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Don't worry. They're drunk, not crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
He was walking and it happens. Oh ship, what never mind?
I thought I heard something else. I heard an argument
or something.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Cat getting tortured in the background.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
Oh, speaking of cats and soundly like silent cats getting tortured.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Our cats are frog killing machines.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
So we every time this year or this time of year,
the frogs are gone like crazy mating season.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
They're so loud.

Speaker 7 (56:44):
At night and they've killed two within like a week.
And I think it's shmow at night and Shmoo's tired
of hearing it because she likes to hang outside. He's
more like a dog. He's like, I just want to
be outside most of the time. So he eats out there.
He's lounges out there all day long. And I think
at night he's just so tired of freaking frogs that
he just shut and then he leaves them on the

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porch so the other frogs know.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
It's like leaving a horse head in the bed. He's like,
here's your buddy.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Puts it on a steak right at the end of
the town.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
He does.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
My dog.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
My dog got another rat the other day. The Schnauzers
are like bread to kill rats. They're like farm dogs.
It's weird how they breed dogs and they're like instinctive,
they're supposed to do that. But yeah, he's gotten like
five so far.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
He is a cat.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I seen him do it. Man, he because when he
gets up, he like he shakes yes. But the way
he does it, it's like so fast. I was like,
holy shit, and he did that. He got the rat
and he shook like a million miles there.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
It's crazy how fast they do it.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I was like, holy shait just threw it up there.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
He just looked at me, like.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Here's a tree, right, Can you not eat it? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
No, he doesn't. He just lets him there and looks
at me.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I do good, tell you, Joe.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Yeah, the frogs must be humping in my backyard because
I got a ship. Oh yeah, I got a shipload
of tadpoles in my fountain.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I'll take them from you. Yeah, I'll put them in.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Not all of them, please, because they're they're tiny. So
I mean, I don't know if you want to let
him grow a little.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Bit growers, not showers.

Speaker 7 (58:24):
He'll just put them in his little frog oasis that's
been empty since the cats have been killing frogs.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Oh, I thought you fed him to the oscars.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I mean sometimes we do. It just depends on how
many we get.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
But there's a lot of them out there, all.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Right, Joe, have you yes? Are you saggy down there?
Your balls a little swaggy?

Speaker 5 (58:44):
No?

Speaker 6 (58:45):
Nice and firm?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Would you consider scroll? Have you heard Star talks? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Botos for your balls.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
They basically inject you with fillers, so this way make
your nice and plump in there?

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't lift it. Todn't say it
smooths it out. It's like women who get it for
their forehead to get rid of the lines.

Speaker 10 (59:10):
It doesn't for your balls to make the guy feel
better about it.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I think here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
I feel like this is a very gay man cosmetic,
probably very popular.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
I mean, instead of having a brain, you have like
a watermelon.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Something.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Sure he's talking.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
About the little brain like you didn't sit and go okay?
I mean do women have like? If? I know, I'm
sure there's like a an ideal wiener that the women like.
Is there an ideal like ball Are you deeply staring
at me? I'm asking you specifically, Brad. I mean, you're

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the expert expert.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
I feel like the balls just get ignored because they're.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Just like I just like when I sit down and
you know, they.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Don't touch the water.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
They do touch the water the toilet they washed automatically.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Where do you keep the nets stop the guy's balls
dipping in the water?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
I don't know where that came That movie Watch Family, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Lois is Dad. It was just like, where do you
keep the nets that stop guys balls from dripping in
the water?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Always makes me laugh. I want to watch it for
freaking months on end. I'll turn on Jesus Christal cracking
up now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
But apparently this crowts it's a thing and guys are
going out and getting it. I don't want any needles,
am I right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
It's like multiple little like pimpricks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
I mean, if you want to inject a little like
cocaine or something for the weekend, you know, maybe not,
maybe that's not a bad idea. But I don't know
about botox.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Well, cocaine makes you gives you limptick, Joe, So I
don't know if you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Well, here's another question too.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
So sometimes women will get botox in their face and
it will either be done wrong or it's.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Like a bad batch or whatever, and it'll fuck up.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
So like years ago, my sister had a friend who
got botox in her forehead and like one eyebrow was
up like this, just one right, So what is that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Happened to the ballsack? Like what if one went up
and the other stay down? Or what if you just
couldn't get hard anymore because like your ball was paralyzed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Like she's just a constantay of surprise.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Yes, she's constantly giving you the zoo lander.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Yeah, yeah, only play touching my stuff. Man, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
It's more than touching.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Just poked the tea bag.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I think you're right the first statement, and that must
be like a gay thing or something, because it's not
like I'm geez, you know right, like junk up a
little bit. Everything would be fine.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
It's not like when you send a jig pic you
focus on your ball sack.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Who does I think there are women who there's gotta
be there's got to. I mean, everybody has a weird fetish.
I think there are some women not even to say
it's weird. I think there are some women that prefer
because obviously there are women that like you to have
a nice uh like manscape.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
They don't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Okay, so here's the question. Then where are your balls ever?

Speaker 12 (01:02:19):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Okay, I've never stared at balls hard enough to know
if there's like ever a period in your.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Life like when you're young, do you have nice smooth balls?
But then it's kind of like, are you attracted to
like young boy balls? Like what's like, did guys ever
have smooth balls that like that's how they got back
to the smooth ball thing. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
It's always winkly, That's.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
What I'm saying, Like, why was it ever a thing
where I'd like to see those smooth and then somebody's
like botox?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
So why do women get lady of plassy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I think men do base that on like looks.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
I thought you would comment that I knew that term plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
No, that's because they used to sleep with me. I mean,
I don't know. I think guys and women are different,
but men pay attention to that area. Well.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Speaking of the area, I heard a term last week
on a YouTube video. They kept referring to the driving
range as the taint because that's where you hit you balls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
That's good snare drum. I have the snare drum.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
It needs to be a button, not a search option.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I know, but I have it somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
You have it ready hand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I mean, there's two women, and do you do you
have a preference.

Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
I have no preference.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
If you do not want to stab needles in your
ball sack all day, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
There.

Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
I'm just so confused. That's why they want to do it.
There's just so many questions there. I just didn't even
want to start.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
And I want to know who the guinea pig was.
It was like, sure, put tos in my ball sack.
Let's see how this works.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Well, when how often do women get in their lips
and they're like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Lips are fillers, not botox unless you're getting rid of
the lines on the side of no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
No. Usually for the lips they use collagen, which makes
the plump, whereas the boatox it just makes it firm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Oh yeah, I didn't know thought, and the.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Boatox is actually like boche line, like you actually batchulism.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Oh yeah, that's where the name comes.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
But that's why. That's why it's supposed to like make
your face like hard, and it doesn't like make It.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Paralyzes the muscles. That's why you can't, like, you can't
look shocked. That's why the muscles smooth out or the
line smooth out.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
It fills it in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
And then every time you say shocked.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
That they can see it, right, But no they can't,
you guys. But then it does this thing, okay, but
then it does that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
That's right before you threw up, probably, and the show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
And the show.

Speaker 16 (01:05:17):
Everybody, Oh goodness, I don't think it will ever get old.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
It's already not you, that's the right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
He's still in denial. I don't throw up, I don't puke.
I'm like, it's literally recorded, you can hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
No, definitely, I'll split up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
All of us.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
Happens, all of us. What are you drinking?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Whisked whiskey?

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
What cookies?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Cooking? Cooking?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Old smoking?

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Was just asking for it was abrough.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
Next day, Yeah, I get a for work at five o'clock.
I leave the house by six, so I text him around.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
I snooze to get off.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
But like, yeah, but you know, a shower. I have
to bust my teeth hair. Let you let the dogs out,
feed the dogs and.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
The cats, like it's the hole to do so. Anyway,
I text him around like nine or ten, I go,
how are you feeling? He goes, I'm still drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
I couldn't drive anywhere. I'm still drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
I went to work the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I was good, Well, you weren't nearly as bad as me,
although you were the one, you were the one egging
me up. No, you weren't.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
I drank just as much as you did. I did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I drove fine, but I shut it off real quick, dangerous.
I'm good, and you guys are hammering ship down. Man,
I was like, no, it's gonna be bad.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, that was a rough one. We usually, I mean
most of the time we're even keeled as far as
like what we I have a few ears, we do
the test taste test. That hit me hard. That was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I told I told my wife what happened, and she
was like, geez, watched the show. She don't watch this ship.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
She knows I'm gonna be swimming and you know, being
a bad boy. All right, Brad for four hundred and
fifty dollars.

Speaker 17 (01:07:23):
Yeah, I mean I'll do it with you buy a
liquid death water with Ozzy Osbourne DNA in it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Now, so she said anything about buying, I was out
that thought eye hockey. That's all they did was put
Ozzie's face on a liquid death water.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
No, it's got his DNA in it. He traces of
DNA in the water.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
But at that point are like, people are gonna wash.
I'm guessing it's probably like, well, maybe just backwash.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
But I was thinking blood initially, because then my thing
is people are gonna bust that they're going to drink it,
and then it's just gross to drink somebody's blood. Again,
it doesn't say blood, but I first thought.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Was blood kissed at that back in the day with
the comic book, Remember they put their own blood into
the comic book.

Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
It's like at least at least that's like the comic book.
People aren't going and maybe they are eating paper, But
this is a drink that people could easily crack open
and drink and then be like you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Well no, I mean who's behind that? Sharon Osbourne?

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
Probably, I mean he's too old another faceless anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Right, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
I mean, if he's playing doing his Black Sabbage show
for whatever, cool, But to me, I mean the man's
dying of Parkinson's basically, I mean he should not be
going up on stage.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Was she diagnosed with that? Or that's just because he's shakes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Here's what it says. It says ten lucky people are
getting fresh batches of Ozzie's genetic material things to the bottle.
They put ten empty iced tea cans up for sale
that were consumed by Ozzie himself.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
So empty cans, which means drank out of them. So
you got his spit on them?

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Boy who just walking.

Speaker 10 (01:09:13):
This guy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Okay, slide right in there, big boy man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Talking about that sign.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Take that sign down. You can take that and put
on the floor right this guy? Right boy?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
What I can do? I do it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah, you can put heavy tavy.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Yeah you can leave it there. We just didn't want
you like feeling like you didn't have any room.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Yeah, you know what I mean, magnificent whole day out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Let me get these on here around Okay, I can't
hear you unless you have them on. Come on, where
are you going?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Over there? A lot of confusion?

Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 18 (01:10:14):
Child, but I now identify it as a superstar.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
So, uh did you pass?

Speaker 10 (01:10:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Certain somebody leaving and.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
I passed a couple of things earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
You might.

Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
Oh man, that's all right, that's all right.

Speaker 18 (01:10:30):
So what are you guys doing tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Well, we had Patrick Brown and studio and he was
promoting uh left and talk a little bit about some
stuff and.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
Uh my magic all night.

Speaker 18 (01:10:41):
The Mid Florida Magic Competition.

Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
Is the drinking show.

Speaker 18 (01:10:46):
So I see you guys have all got the years.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Yes, we move his microphone clothing. I had to take
him off mute. Actually try it again.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
That's all right. Yeah, I brought my own.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Slicking that was empty.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
I'm that's not even one of our glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
I just got full from the cornal people just missed
the trick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Fun.

Speaker 9 (01:11:12):
It's all right, it's all right.

Speaker 12 (01:11:13):
You can see many tricks at the Mid Florida Magic Competition.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
It's going to be You're you're blocking the star bread.

Speaker 12 (01:11:21):
Going to be tomorrow night at JF Kicks and Valvrico.
Seven magicians, world class talent, two hours of NonStop action.
We've even got three celebrity judges. Dan Stapleton, who was
one of the most famous magicians in Florida used to
work at Circus World back in the day a daredevil.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
The guy was amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:11:39):
He escaped from a roller coaster track, changed him to
a roller coaster track barely made. It used to hang
above the crowd at Circus World and do a scape
straight jacket escape. Also break in the Broadway Broadway show
The Illusionist Dan Sperry. Yes, this guy is amazing, and
also the Mind Magician and Lars. There are gonna be

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three celebrity judges, seven contestants, and yours truly will be
there performing all night. We're gonna kick some asks, take
some names, do a lot of drinking, have.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Some food, have some beer.

Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
Was that little mister Miagi thing going on there? But
I'd like to do a little bit of magic for
you guys while I'm sure I'm gonna do something. Okay,
you got your money on your Brad, I don't know,
broke think I brought a dollar bill. Okay, check that out.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Don't trust that guy with your money.

Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
Don't trust me at all with anything.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
Don't trust Brad with your money.

Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
They go buy and go bong go here we go.
All right, let's see, uh right about there. That's where
there we are a dollar bill. Watch carefully, now.

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Perform some amazing for you and ye.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
Okay, I'm gonna find the center of the bill right
about there.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
And balance it right on the ship.

Speaker 9 (01:13:04):
George watching right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
There, and now watch carefully. I can take that pencil
and punch it right. Do the bill. Check this out,
straight through the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Can you make it a hundred dollars bill? Get your
own show?

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
Okay, right, do the bill?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Yep about a bean?

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Oh yeah, right, that's a thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
What's that? It's up your sleeve.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
I bet that pencils.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
That pencil was hiding somewhere in this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
I bet that pencil has smooth balls.

Speaker 9 (01:13:58):
I heard you talking about balls.

Speaker 12 (01:14:00):
Sho you got a little something on your kid there?
Now where was I? I have no idea? All right,
watch carefully now I will take the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I will now perform owerful magic.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
This time.

Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
You're actually gonna see it. It's gonna be a visual
melt through.

Speaker 9 (01:14:29):
Watch this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Watch you go just.

Speaker 18 (01:14:36):
Mm oh by that thing. You can check that out.

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
You can check that. We're gonna take it a step further.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Check this out.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
Now.

Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
This is the only way to tell if a bill
is counterfeit. Take the beat it, you eat it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
Okay, alright, now, uh this is actual just an illusion.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Now I'm not actually tarrying it. But Brad, I want
you to stick your finger in there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Make sure it's.

Speaker 18 (01:15:12):
Feel torn to you.

Speaker 12 (01:15:13):
That's what she said, but she says that to everyone. Okay,
I'm gonna take that little piece and pull it off.
So recycling of bill, it's a molting process.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Hold you eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I'm gonna take a step further. Now it tastes the mint.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Who you wash that bill first?

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Now, favor m.

Speaker 18 (01:15:43):
Just like that.

Speaker 12 (01:15:47):
At the Mid Florida Magic Competition tomorrow night, I would
like to do a little mind reading demonstration, but I
will need a volunteer from the audience. Amanda perfect that
side in the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Okay, because I always suck up his tricks.

Speaker 18 (01:16:04):
How the tricks done?

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
That's star Wars said that Brad's never gonna wash his
cheeks again after they were brushed and slightly violated by
Vic Vega. You're pulling my headphones off, by the way,
you're pulling my headphones.

Speaker 18 (01:16:17):
Start out quick, all right, you guys were talking about
balls earlier.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Hold on, we have to zoom his camera.

Speaker 9 (01:16:23):
No, we're gonna see.

Speaker 18 (01:16:25):
It carefully now, one at a time, one hand to
the other, just like I know what happens quick, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
All right?

Speaker 18 (01:16:32):
It was so quick again, one hand to the other.
What you know? It also helps if you have a
third one.

Speaker 12 (01:16:39):
Mom said, I was special. Now like demonstration for you.
I'd like to use love the Amanda Grabel. Yes, the
death metals, little sister.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Okay, just keep the camera on.

Speaker 18 (01:16:50):
Okay, got a dick of cards to your dog.

Speaker 12 (01:16:55):
Ah, I'm gonna go through the cards, and I'm gonna
have you tell me when to stop. Stop look at
the card.

Speaker 18 (01:17:04):
You stop me at take the card to stop me at.

Speaker 8 (01:17:06):
Let me take it from you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Of course, am I just looking at it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
You can take it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Come on, tell me when to stop stop, take it.

Speaker 12 (01:17:18):
Take it, take it alright. We're not gonna need these anymore.

Speaker 18 (01:17:23):
Oh sh sorry about that.

Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
Alright, man.

Speaker 18 (01:17:25):
I want you to take that one card. I want
you to show to the camera. I'm not gonna look.
I'm not gonna look.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:17:30):
Then I want you to place that card against your chest.
You can get very happy.

Speaker 18 (01:17:35):
Okay, take your finger and place it on mine.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
If you would eat your phone home.

Speaker 12 (01:17:42):
You take your fingers. I want you to concentrate on
your card. There are fifty two cards in the Decamanda,
fifty two cards. Fifty two cards clubs, heart, Spades, and diamonds.

Speaker 9 (01:17:55):
Two colors black and red.

Speaker 12 (01:17:56):
There are face cards and number of cards, and man,
I want you to concentrate on your card. Everyone concentrated
on Amanda's card. Send that energy through her magic finger.
I can feel it vibrating.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
Now, oh many stimulating.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
There we go, There we go.

Speaker 18 (01:18:12):
I'm sensing it's not a face card. It's a number card.
Am I correct?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Yes? Or no?

Speaker 18 (01:18:16):
Am I correct? Is the number card? Yes, I am correct.
It's a number card.

Speaker 12 (01:18:23):
Two suits or two colors in the suits, red and black.
It is a red card. Yes, Okay, Now for the
front of the card. Okay, let's see it's a red card.
It's a number card.

Speaker 18 (01:18:35):
We're getting close. I can feel it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:36):
We're getting let's use two fingers, all right, there we
go if that works better anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
I can feel the magic in fact that.

Speaker 18 (01:18:45):
Our thumbs in the thumb.

Speaker 12 (01:18:48):
Yes, there we go. It's happening. It's happening. I am
getting a sense. Count backwards it's a number card. Count
backwards from ten. If you would, Amanda, look at me
in the eyes, count backwards now out loud for everyone.
I don't know if you guys noticed that on camera,
but her nostrils actually flared when she said six.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
Is it a six? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 11 (01:19:09):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:19:11):
Okay, must have flared when she said seven. It's a seven,
isn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
It is?

Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:19:16):
Okay, okay, okay. The fingers are still going. Here we go, here,
we go, here, we go.

Speaker 18 (01:19:21):
Seven.

Speaker 12 (01:19:22):
Okay, it is a red seven. Correct, We're almost there,
red seven, red seven? Is it the seven of Hearts?
I'm glad I only do this once in a while,
Ladies and germs, you can catch my show tomorrow night

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at JF Kicks Big Vega, hosting the Mid Florida Magic Competition.
As I said, seven of the best magicians in Florida
compete for a cash prize and the title.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
Of Mid Florida Magic.

Speaker 18 (01:19:59):
Hello, I had, I'm going to go hang out with Brad.
Drinks and whiskey and funny you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
Yeah, make sure you violate him on the way in.

Speaker 18 (01:20:08):
I'm not gonna do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Oh all right? Seven? Third, can you put this m tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
What I was trying to zoom in on the violation,
but he had no violation back.

Speaker 18 (01:20:19):
I just want to given him a pearl necklace.

Speaker 12 (01:20:21):
You know, Relax, Bran, I can barely squeez out a
set of earrings nowadays.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I think we all come to us.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, all right, what's been going on?

Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
Good Joe, good to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
So, uh tomorrow, that's tomorrow, seven thirty pm. It's June
twenty fifth. I spent all day thinking today was June
twenty fifth. But tomorrow it's.

Speaker 12 (01:20:43):
A free event. Everybody, come on out, bring your's. It
gonna be a family friendly show. I'm not going to
say stuff like shit fucking. I'm not gonna say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Promise.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I promise.

Speaker 12 (01:20:50):
I'm not gonna do any dirty magic. I won't do
any finger tricks. We'll talk about that later. Everything's gonna
be nice and clean, great show for the family. Jfkicks
has got some good food, good drink specials. You guys
come out, we'll have a really good time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
But if he walks behind you, you will get violated.

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
You will not get violated by me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Then I'm not coming.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Now tell me about Jfkicks lately, food, drink, restaurant environment.

Speaker 12 (01:21:15):
I got great specials, drink specials. They got food specials
all week long. Johnny spiel Dinner runs the place, and
in fact, Friday night, his band feel Better and Friends
is going to be playing out there, so you guys
check them out. They do a wide variety of songs.
Johnny's got a great vocal voice, I mean, incredible singer, great,
great guitar players. They've got their open jam night and
they've turned it into something.

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Really special on Friday nights.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Okay, so that's some restaurant.

Speaker 12 (01:21:39):
Yes, it's a restaurant sports bar. They even have a
dog friendly patio. Yes, they've got bandingo going on tomorrow
night too. That's going to be out on the patio.
We'll be on the indoor stage with the big show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
But being verry cool, we will have to get out there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
It's joy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
What are you doing tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
May I have a job, so he'll be hour when
the show doesn't give us enough royalties that I could
quit my job.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
He came out to our last show at the Spookeasy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Yeah, easy Lounge.

Speaker 12 (01:22:08):
You guys remember my friend, my friend Orlando Hernandez. He'll
be one of the contestants.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Tomorrow night.

Speaker 12 (01:22:13):
Okay, Yes, he's got the spook easy going on every
first and third Friday of the month July.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
We're skipping the first.

Speaker 12 (01:22:21):
Friday because of the fourth of July, but the eighteenth
that he's got Kevin. I believe the guy's name is Balucci.
Cred is going to be a great show. Joe came
out there before, and so it's a cool place, isn't it.
In fact, you guys were out there when we did
the grand opening, soft opening.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
It's a lot of fun with these people.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
Every opening is soft.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
They're quick when they were, Joe, aren't they?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Is it picking up my microphone again?

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
I tried to find some of the cards that he
threw all over the place, but I got I got
most of them, not all of them.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
One was shot over there afterwards.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
A special one over there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yeah, yeah, sure, I mean between he was.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Playing with a full deck to begin with, so I
don't know that was a good one, Joe, it was.
I got Yeah, I got forty.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
There's another two more. That's forty. I think you're missing
about tank cards.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
But my neck is killing me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Thank god. I got a massage appointment. Yeah, oh yeah,
I got a midget.

Speaker 9 (01:23:26):
She's tiny.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
She walks on my back, little Asian lady Mimi tuking
on me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
She does great work. She's got such tiny hands.

Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
It's honestly, it makes it makes my ego grow because
my cock looks so big in those.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Little tiny hands.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Tomorrow night.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
Sorry, all right, but.

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
He's right. He's got to get him out of his
system before he goes to the family friendly.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
She's coming, but you know you get her on the
drinking with Drew show bick.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You would reach the mike.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
He love the assistant, not anymore.

Speaker 11 (01:24:03):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
All right, Well, are you gonna hang around for a bet?
You're gonna try get a beer?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Yeah, whatever you got, there's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
You want a black and tan surprise me.

Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
He's pulling a Joe with a surprise me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
So how late does that run tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
It'll probably be over by ten. Yeah, so Joe, you'll
be able to make it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Bring Chrissy, right, Christy, Christy?

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
Have you got it to take your meds?

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
You know what are you taking over there? Nothing fun
for the whole class.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
It's yeah, it's just heart meds, no fun stuff. They'll
keep you alive, though, Joe, can you grab me one
while you're up.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
M M sure.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
While we're doing that, it's time for Drew News.

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
Well you play that.

Speaker 13 (01:24:56):
I'll everybody true news, true news, drue news.

Speaker 14 (01:25:14):
True news, news break.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
All right, that was really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Right now is our Drew News segment. As I take
my medication and I just filled a little beer on
my board, so stand by.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Well, that's better than vomit. All right, I'm sorry, split.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Up, spit up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
So I had a story I was going to send you,
but I forgot to send it because I could.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I never found like a photo.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
To go with it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
But I had a A guy was at a gas
station or a truck stop or whatever and it started raining,
so he decides to crawl up underneath attract the trailer
to get out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Of the rain, ends up falling asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
Okay, the truck driver comes back, starts the truck up,
and drives away, crushes the guy to death.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
In a different state, That's what I thought he was.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
He was laying down underneath the track, the trailer underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
That is the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Now this is the same thing like.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
It was a Florida in Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Man, Here's what's confusing is why do people sleep in
dumb places like that, like in dumpsters on train tracks
like that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Hey, Heroin is heroin?

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Sure, probably the situation you can't think stupid, Simon, go
down Simon plots. Simon really likes our new guests. Oh
you have dog treats there, dog treats people. I mean,
here's the thing. People who walk around dog treats. They're

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either awesome or make me nervous because.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
I'm going to steal your dog.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
But all right, people who love dogs walk around dog treats,
and then people who want to like break into places
and steal ship also walk around.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Dog treats like a diversion. Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Feed feed the dog, and I'll you know, this is
my men.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Question.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Come on, Simon's a lucky boy. He's a lucky boy
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Mm hmm, stand by still taking me go for it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:01):
By the way, that's only one pill. He just takes
that long to swallow one pill.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
I hate taking pills.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Quick if you crush him up and snored him, I'm
just I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Was seventy before I learned how to swallow pills.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
Good lord, I can learn how to swallow.

Speaker 10 (01:28:17):
I used to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
I used to have to.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
Like take will crush him up.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
Until I got diabetes and I had take pills every day.
I didn't learn how to swallow pills till I was
thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Wow, you got a mirror.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
What's that brushing them up?

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
That that's when you just fucking do a bump off
your watch.

Speaker 9 (01:28:39):
Like experience over there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Why do you think all the guys that worked on
Wall Street had such big watches? It wasn't. That's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Success.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Now, Joe, when did you reach a sexual maturity?

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
Tuesday?

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
Today?

Speaker 8 (01:28:55):
He means.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Today like a week ago Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
So there's a shark and Laura sent me this photo story.
It's a shark. I thought you sharded it could be
too and I haven't read this, but Laura, give me
show me a lowdown on it. They clicked, then go back.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
I needed to know the name of the shark. I
forgot what kind of name it was right there. Okay,
So it's a Greenland shark.

Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
And this shark looks like you know how when old
people here, you know how old people are hitting Guinness
World Book of Record ages and they're like one hundred
and twenty years old and they look dead, but they're
still alive. That's what this shark looks like to me.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
So they were able to somehow tested this. There was
a female shark and she was over four hundred years old,
so they're saying she's been around since like the sixteen
hundreds and you know all the stuff that she's you know,
been through in the world. And then they said the
sharks do not reach sexual maturity until one hundred and

(01:29:58):
fifty years old.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Is that like a tortoise or something.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
It's like a tortoise of a Like, no, this is
the picture.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
It doesn't say how big the shark is.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
It does not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I think that's just his penis.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
But it's just even crazy. Like the first thing I
saw was how old it was and I was like, wow,
like that's crazy that there are I.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Mean, if you based on it could look like a shark, but.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
It looks like one of those like old people. It
just looks like I don't know, that's how it looks
all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
I don't know if it's that it's prime right now,
but I don't even know that's the four hundred year
old hither look right there? Not that No, they're saying
that that tortoises or that shark is up there with
like it lives longer than tortoises, and those used to
be like the oldest living animals. So sharks do not
live that long at all, they're saying they do.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
It is a long time.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
Average sharks like the common ones that you know about.
That's yeah, weird, couple years.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
Old, right, that shork votes Democrat.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
At that age, you're probably republic.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
He's still living, so uh, that's why when people buy
the tortoises. And I'm guilty of this because I did
also buy a tortoise.

Speaker 6 (01:31:19):
On you, but you also lost your tor I lost
my tortoise lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Yeah, wander.

Speaker 18 (01:31:25):
I saw him last week.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Probably, I swear to god, it's still living in the woods.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
How long ago was it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Two thousand and four?

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Oh no, ship just look in at your backyard, probably.

Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
With it a mile of where they live.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Yeah, I mean there's a there's woods right over here.
I'm sure he's still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
You put apple when.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
He was sure he was a foot loll No, this
is two thousand and four, like a long time ago
to be like over there.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
I think somebody found it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:55):
Because these tortoises are not I mean, they sometimes like
mistaken for gopher tortoises. But this thing had to have
been picked up by somebody, and he's he's been.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
A probably reach sexual maturity, which is looking.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Saying good soup.

Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
People, when people see tortoises, they stop and it's it's
not a turtle to tortoise.

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
When people see the tortoises, they typically stop. Like I
had a I know a lady who picked up a
tortoise because she thought it was a salcatta and she's like, oh,
this is you know, somebody's pet, and we'll try and
find the owners and if not, we'll keep it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
And I had to tell her that's a gopher. You
have to go put it back. Those are endangered.

Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
Take down your posts, like, get rid of all the evidence,
go put it back, because there's a way you can
tell by the shell. And she's like, oh my god,
I didn't even know that. So people do stop and
try to help tortoises.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
So I'm sure somebody found your tortoise and that tortoise
is hopefully living a great life.

Speaker 8 (01:32:50):
But happily ever after in the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
He's in the woods. Yeah, great place. So this is
a story. We covered a couple of weeks ago, and
it's getting more news about now. This is on CNN.
The last time I put I talked about this, it
was on some strange website that nobody really pays attention to.
Now it's on CNN. Strange signals detected from the Antarctic

(01:33:15):
ice seem to defy laws of physics.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
They don't know where it's coming from.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Scientists are searching for an answer. So I've always kind
of been mystified by the the Antarctic areas. And there's
so many different stories about any compiracy theory is left
and right. I mean, there's documents from the FEDS and
and the Air Force about areas that are restricted apace airspace.

(01:33:41):
You can't fly over it. There's a huge hole in
the ice. It's like two miles wide. Like Hitler after
the war tried to explore the Antarctics and like all
kinds of weird stuff that after the war or yeah,
like he he there's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Of because he didn't die in the war.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
He hiding and they said that there's a possibility either
went to South Africa or he went to Argentines.

Speaker 12 (01:34:05):
But he never reached sexual maturity, according syphilis or something.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
But he but he was also like very curious about
the Antarctics and whatnot. But our government a lot of Yeah,
he was very much into the occult. Obama made a
trip up there.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Around them down. The Arctic is up and the Antarctic
is down.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Well, it depends on which way I'm standing Joe.

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
No, he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Does Arctic.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
The North is the and the Antarctic is the South Pole.

Speaker 12 (01:34:44):
I've got a buddy who is up at the northern
most point in Norway at North Cape taking a cruise
right now in the Arctic.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
It looks I would never go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I mean, I don't deal with even like, you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Know, he went to the Antarctic. I think it was
that where they had the Emperor penguins. It's like they
made him.

Speaker 12 (01:35:03):
The King's standing amongst them, you know, and they're all
like and apparently Hitler.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
Yeah, but we saw the documentary on what on what's
causing these uh these signals though it's called the park.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Well, if that was so easy, then this would be
not even be an issue.

Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
What the fuck is that? I feel like it's a
joke because Joe's smirking.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
What It's just.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
That my camara transformed into a freaking robot.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
You know, how is it a Transformer joke because obviously
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
I've never seen that movie. I didn't own Transformers when.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I was a kid.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
The joke did not go over.

Speaker 6 (01:35:34):
Well, no, obviously we're not trans.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
The biggest movies, like of the decade, was it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Though? I love when they all just hit a nice
bomb on us. Yeah, I say something, I'm laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Everybody's well, you have a child, I would say, child,
You have a kid that probably was into Transformers at
the age of twelve, right the movie came out.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Your son was hated those movies.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
That's that was.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
It doesn't matter what you like.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Fantastic in those movies exactly, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Back when Transformers came out, to rushed to the theaters
to see Transformers. There see like at all.

Speaker 10 (01:36:13):
Honestly, the only Transformers on New Love were the little
action figures.

Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
I was a kid, right, so I didn't even know
there was a movie.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
It's kind of like there's been like four of them.

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
It's kind of like The Fast and Furious. Everyone saw
the first one and now they have so many fucking
versions of it that nobody cares anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Okay, but did you see the first one.

Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
Transformers, Yes, but I don't remember anything about it, Like
it's not like I watched it so many times I
can quote it like you obviously I saw the original.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It was called Voltron.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
That's different, Like is it a remake? It's different.

Speaker 8 (01:36:42):
But did they remake Transformers recently?

Speaker 10 (01:36:44):
I don't know, like in the last twenty years, or
they made Japanese right, but was that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:49):
The first time they were made or were they made
in like the seventies right.

Speaker 12 (01:36:52):
A budget back then they had they had cartoons and
they had figurines.

Speaker 8 (01:36:59):
Girl, So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
So the thing is is that they're trying to figure
out what these radio waves are and they can't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
So there's always been like a like a mystery around
the poles and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
That, especially my pole.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Well, we've heard, we've heard the rumors and they're all true.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
So I'm going to pay attention to this and see
what's going to happen. I think we discover something.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
We have to take that with a grain of salt,
because you're the kind of guy who thinks that sitting
behind the moon is a small guy sitting there with
a flashlight.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Could be you don't know, Joe. The stars could just
be people poking holes so we can breathe, you know,
And it's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Jesus, We're just as experiment.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
I'll tell you what. There was a lot of missions
to the moon.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Wherever it was, it wasn't a movie movie set in Arizona.

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
Buyer Dowt, please tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
I am not convinced.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Immediately see that movie reference.

Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
I can get biodome.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
I'll just keep talking, just keep talking.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
Did you get a biodome reference?

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
I was gonna say biodome before you said Arizona.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Jesus, all right, so I'm going to pay attention to this.
We're going to talk about it some more.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
I read it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
I read the same article every day.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
I'm listening to you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
So anyhow, nobody cares.

Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Move on to the Antarctic.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
You gave me pizza and shrimp, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
So this is a big concern. One hundred and forty
five people stabbed with syringes across France at a popular
music musical festival. Uh. Twelve people arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
So twelve people did twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
People running around with needles just poking people?

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
Did they say there was anything in the needles.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
I don't know. I mean, I'm sure we're gonna come out.
It's going to be released.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
It a hundred person there was definitely something on.

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
That right rightly one?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Hell yeah. But here's the thing, man, You know what I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Said, Simon's a great dog that whatever I've never had,
you should because you haven't lived.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
At what Like you enter into a concert venue?

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Where are they like?

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
How how much screening is needed to get into a
concert venue these days? Obviously they most of them pat
you down or do the whole bonding. No, but I
mean you can't. That's like women sneaking in?

Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
Are you allowed to Like if you said, I'm diabetical,
these are my needles.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
Are you allowed to bring them in? Or do you
have to be.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
To you need one?

Speaker 11 (01:39:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
You don't need twelve?

Speaker 15 (01:39:50):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
But if there's twelve people that are like entering at
different times and different entrances, that are all saying, oh,
I'm diabetic, but none of the guards are connecting.

Speaker 12 (01:39:57):
The docks, imagine I could imagine being stuck with Could
you imagine some of you, one of your family members
being stuck where you know I would be be murderous.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Yeah, that would murder.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Was this just like or is this like a sexual thing?

Speaker 8 (01:40:10):
I just don't get people.

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
I don't either like what's well again.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
I'm going to shoot people up with cocaine? Or I mean,
what was in it?

Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
This actually called That's why Dogs rule?

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yeah, people that get sexual fetish of needless that what
are you into?

Speaker 9 (01:40:27):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
I'm just saying he is now from why they did it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
It was the fittest de la Masique or World Music
Day celebrations across the country. Uh where was it? Country
was France? Okay, so I guess you know, I don't know.
France has had a lot of issues lately where you
don't allow guns, people bring other weird weapons. So you know,

(01:40:57):
it's kind of I think, I hate to presume, but
maybe a terrorist.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Kill someone with a rock?

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Yeah, I mean, who knows. You know, you can't get
knives into a music festival, so maybe you get syringes.

Speaker 12 (01:41:13):
Yeah, don't fuck with the man, dude, Polymys.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Yeah, I don't know. That's kind of concerning.

Speaker 7 (01:41:25):
Yeah, it's crazy because you don't know if they were
trying to give them.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
Drugs like O d them. Either way, they were trying
to give them something of disease, or trying to see
if they could give diseases if they were like using
one needle of poke multiple people with the same wine.

Speaker 10 (01:41:43):
Right, something like this happened whenever Hi first discovered Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
And I mean I remember that back in the day,
to the.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
People the dirty needles.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
I was sixteen years old working at Albertson's as a
bag boy, and one of the girls working there was
in the parking lot and I don't know why she
did this, but she found a needle in the parking
lot and decided to try to pick it up, just
to clean the parking lot up, and poked herself.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
And she was like sixteen years old, and they made
her go get a test. But I never saw her again,
never saw her now, you know. And I have no
idea you know how that went down France.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Probably I've been to the Jersey you see that ship.
Like well, it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:28):
Is like if like in the medical field, if you
get poked, even if you have like an extensive medical
history and a person both of them always get tested
for you know, HIV, hepatitis, the whole nine, just to
make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Yeah, uh, Joe, this is something that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
Lisa just signed in, asked what did she miss?

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
You missed everything?

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
She had to go to an HA meeting. Yeah, no
she did.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
No, I'm sorry, it's not h what do they call
them the building co.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
Op board or bundle board or something similar.

Speaker 6 (01:43:01):
You should have waiting committee.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
She's in New York, so she heard so our h
o A, our our cases were closed.

Speaker 6 (01:43:11):
So we went there thinking that we had one maybe two.
They're like, you have four open violations. Were like, oh,
fuck yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
But we all like.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
We're all done.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
They're gonna watch this video so we love you h A.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Right, So we send them photos of everything being corrected
and okay, we'll close your case. But it just shows
like we got four violations in a month. Probably.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
Yeah, but you went to this thing, right, yeah. Yeah,
So they didn't say they were just.

Speaker 6 (01:43:38):
Like here, well no. So the the big thing that
everyone that showed up there, because there was probably ten
people that showed.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Up, that made you get on you more like the fines.

Speaker 7 (01:43:47):
And the one thing that everybody said that they said
in common was that they the letters, the violation letters
they received.

Speaker 6 (01:43:53):
Was not clear that they were supposed to send them
proof that they fixed the violation, so if they had to,
like one of ours was the palm fronds were hanging down,
so we had to clean up the palm fronds. If
we had something.

Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
Proof, they would have closed that one out and would
have been like, fine, we didn't have to show up
for that one. We didn't know that there was another
one for pressure washing the driveway. We did it that
same weekend, but that one was still and pending, right yeah,
So I literally just pulled up our security cameras and
I'm like, here, it's a live view right now, like
the driveways clean. So we had proof that everything was done.
So they closed everything out. But she passed out her

(01:44:27):
card to everyone that was there and she's like, this
is my direct information. She's like, if you get a violation,
you can just email me. We'll go into you, we'll
put the pictures into your account, we'll close we'll close
the violation out.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
Not a problem. But she said she would work with
the HOA about making it more clear email us proof
that it's been fixed, because nobody nobody got that on
any of their violations, so they didn't see it. If
it was on there, well yes, yeah, but she was
very very nice. That's the reason I was kind of

(01:45:01):
annoyed because I was like, I was there. I was like,
I was like, oh god, it joys you suck And
we were ready just like to fight, and she comes
in and she's like, I'm so sorry, I'm late. I
had a flat tire and like, well fuck. And then
she was so nice to everyone and she was trying
to be like very like understanding and in the driveway right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
Also, the letters are a little vague because it says
like you have to do edging, but is it the
edge along the sidewalk along the street right the house
along exactly like you guys did edging.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
That's why they send you a photo that's about the
size of your thumb that you're supposed to do and.

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
It's the same angle every time.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
What part of it was like, we don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:45:46):
And I said weed weeding your Do you mean weeding
the yard like we had weeds that had to be
pulled out of the yard or did you mean like
the garden beds? Like it's very vague in front of.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Your house now, So we just took pictures and sent everything.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
Yeah, we have to do everything.

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
Yeah, I'm just happy they haven't come to my house
because I got I probably have a lot of violations.

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
The lady probably doesn't walk by your house because she
said there was a second lady there that I think
lives in our neighborhood. She's like, oh, yeah, I walked
by that house. I think she just walks past us
across the street and then yeah, she doesn't go by
your house.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
That's the type of person that should be violated.

Speaker 11 (01:46:24):
I mean sometimes I sometimes I want to be you know,
maybe so Joe, if you pee into a cup, I'm
singling you out, then why.

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
Do you single yourself out? You still owe me a cup.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
It says that your piece specifically is uh can be
purified and made into a high end single malt whiskey.
Do you know why.

Speaker 5 (01:46:52):
I want to know either.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
It says the yurine of a diabetic person can be
so sweet that it can be purified and made into
a high end single moment off the chart, right, so.

Speaker 6 (01:47:03):
You would be you would have a tennessee.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
What call Joe, I'm just Joe.

Speaker 9 (01:47:07):
I'm just about done here.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
Yeah, hey, Vic, tonight you drink from the bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
But being it wouldn't be the first time, have you
ever sprayed yourself accidentally Joe and a little taste tests.

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
No, no, no, she was like, stop talking about my
college day.

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
It's like that might be.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
I mean it could happen. You're talking about you never
get a little splashy and ended up in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
You you wait, you just.

Speaker 6 (01:47:41):
Splashing the face? Yes? How old were you?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Real question?

Speaker 6 (01:47:48):
How old are you?

Speaker 17 (01:47:50):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Never uh, you know, pete on a wall and backed
at you, not splashed back in my face.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
While you're yawning.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Never. You never peed in a fan?

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
Oh my god? Again, how old were you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Feel like if you were not?

Speaker 6 (01:48:07):
He was like, if you were not like seven years
and younger doing these things, there's a lot that needs
to be worked out.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
It was, it was It was probably a month before
he met you.

Speaker 6 (01:48:19):
It was probably last week when I was at work.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Well, I don't want to try this out, Joe. I mean,
no single malt whiskey.

Speaker 6 (01:48:26):
Wait, so you would you would want to drink Joe's
pea because he's the diabetical.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
I want to just smell it. Smell like, how do
you know, might smell like a sweet salty shake yourself salty.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
Let me finish another as witty monkey first, Let me
get you. Let me ask you are you? Are you
like regretting the fact that you came here today?

Speaker 8 (01:48:50):
That actually is very entertaining.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
It's like never again have you.

Speaker 8 (01:48:58):
Fits and pieces.

Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
Those are minutes you can never get back.

Speaker 6 (01:49:06):
Like Joe on a lawnmower.

Speaker 8 (01:49:07):
It's like a Walmart.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
Yeah, pretty much, people, Damn good pie.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Where the green Walmart is?

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
That little apple pie at the register?

Speaker 6 (01:49:22):
Apple pie the registered diabetic.

Speaker 8 (01:49:24):
You're not supposed to acknowledge the apple pie.

Speaker 6 (01:49:25):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Joe eats a lot of cookies and stuff. He doesn't
even acknowledge his diabetic I do.

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
Wait these people, Yeah, but you didn't get cookies tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
I did not. That's what we were missing.

Speaker 6 (01:49:38):
A sweet Yeah, you got some Regent peanut butter cups.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
That's true. I don't know y'all.

Speaker 9 (01:49:44):
Uh vic.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
I'm gonna try to make it out tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Oh please do Yeah. I guarantee you can have a
good time.

Speaker 12 (01:49:49):
Before the show starts, I'll be walking table to table
doing some magic for everyone, introducing myself, thanking everybody for
coming out. Then at seven point thirty exactly, we're gonna start.
We've got to be prompt because we got so many competitors.
We got to keep it flowing and uh, you know
what I mean, Joe. We gotta keep it flowing and
we're gonna kick ass all night long. You guys have
a great time. That jaff kicks bal Rico right on

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the corner of Bloomingdale and the Pine Cress. So come
out and check it out, and you can also play
some bandingo after we're done.

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
I think they go to eleven o'clock.

Speaker 5 (01:50:20):
Okay, Bloomingdale and.

Speaker 3 (01:50:23):
I've been there right across the raccoon.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
They have good wings, they got great wings.

Speaker 12 (01:50:28):
They gotta they got a very good menu. Oh absolutely,
bring the family, please do.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Okay, Amanda, thank you for hanging out with us tonight.
Do you want to have a real estate website or
anything you want to pimp out?

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
Or please don't.

Speaker 9 (01:50:44):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
Actually, when we get off around my.

Speaker 5 (01:50:53):
Face dot com?

Speaker 8 (01:51:00):
What is it Amanda of Tampa dot com?

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Okay, very awesome?

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Is that the only fans page?

Speaker 12 (01:51:06):
Or okay?

Speaker 5 (01:51:10):
That is an asshole by the.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
You're looking to buy a home this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:51:16):
Are we still on Drew's News or what?

Speaker 9 (01:51:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
We're going home, Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:51:19):
Because I got one more good story for you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Guys heard of bank tonight yet.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Most mes Jesus, So I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
I'm not into the whole zombie movie thing, so I'm
not really familiar with it. But are you guys familiar
with twenty eight Days Later? Yeah, or twenty whatever, it's called.

Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
Twenty I know of it, but I don't want it.
I don't watch it from people.

Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
I don't know. It's something about zombies.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
But they're like like they can naturally run after you,
and they're like hyper zombies, not like walking dead or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:51:52):
Oh okay, so they're making a remake called twenty eight
years Later. It's it's obviously twenty eight years as opposed
to twenty eight days, but it's a zombie movie. But
the big talk about the movie is that one of
the zombies, I guess there's nude scenes with naked zombies or.

Speaker 6 (01:52:11):
Something is missing.

Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Oh, and he's just massively hung. And I was like,
and that's like the big story is like this massively
hung zombie. It is like it is like the big but.

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
Don't body parts fall off of mummies.

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
This is zombies, not mommy zombies.

Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
Big difference zombies whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:52:28):
So I don't know much about it, but I have
the article and I'll share it with you guys if
you want to read it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:33):
Wait, does it show the Big Dog, because I'm not if.

Speaker 5 (01:52:35):
It does, doesn't show because I obviously haven't seen the
movie yet, but I'm not into zombie movies, so I
will never see it anyway. I'll watch it for the.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
I'll watch it for the dog.

Speaker 11 (01:52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
All kinds of sound bitch tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
I figured this is something you guys would be interested in,
so I figure i'll share it with you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:08):
Running Running zombies is scary, like the whole evil dead
scary that the.

Speaker 6 (01:53:13):
Movie World War.

Speaker 5 (01:53:17):
I it was great, but apparent this article that I
was reading. The person says, I'm trying to enjoy the movie,
but I keep getting fixated on his large fetus.

Speaker 6 (01:53:31):
So were the zombies like.

Speaker 5 (01:53:33):
I guess the No, I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:53:35):
I think I'm making babies. He was chasing a saying
like why are why are they naked?

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
I think he was just chasing, like to attack the person,
but he was naked. I don't know. I didn't obviously.

Speaker 6 (01:53:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
I'll share the article to the group so you guys
can read the article.

Speaker 10 (01:53:59):
But when you watch this.

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
Yeah, I don't watch screenshots, Senor if that giant zombie
penis gets cuts off, does it crawl across the floor
and keep coming after you?

Speaker 5 (01:54:12):
There's so many questions, so many Yeah, yeah, you have
to hit the brain.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Jason, if you're watching, made sure you watch the zombie
movie and check out.

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
And they might even be pooping.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
If he's pooping out the joke?

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
What Joe, Joe, Joe, I have a joke. What do
you call a man without a body.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Or a nose without a body or a nose?

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Nobody knows and nobody got it.

Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:54:45):
It was just Jason. I thought you were gonna say
nosebody and said nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
You know, I went to a concert the other night.

Speaker 12 (01:54:58):
I went to a concert the other night of this beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful young lady she uh it was actually this was.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
Up at jaf Kicks.

Speaker 12 (01:55:04):
They have a piano play dueling pianos, you know, and
I made a special request. My favorite song was roses
on the piano, but all she knew was tulips on
my organ. So wonderful, wonderful girl kept her one hundred dollars,
you know, But being m.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
H I got it us so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:55:31):
I forgot to laugh.

Speaker 9 (01:55:33):
Is that the guitar?

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Teck?

Speaker 6 (01:55:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
When is she coming on?

Speaker 2 (01:55:37):
You gotta play the sound in front of like a
bomb dropping cricket.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
Crickets crickets No, no, no, none of those in their breath.

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
The only bomb sounds are over.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
I ran just the jokes that were telling I get.

Speaker 9 (01:55:53):
What's that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
The bunker buster? Baby?

Speaker 4 (01:55:58):
I don't know what are you circle for?

Speaker 12 (01:56:00):
Are that's coming from the Antarctic?

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
That's uh, that's pajama Joe's news sound effect U.

Speaker 6 (01:56:07):
I mean this, Yeah, this is for you guys who
didn't hear last week.

Speaker 10 (01:56:13):
This.

Speaker 6 (01:56:14):
Whenever Jason's on the show and he says the word
wiener or was it poop wiener poop, the bell rings
and everybody has drink.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
Yeah, all right, y'all, thank you for coming out. It's
been a good show, interesting show, Big Vega, Amanda, thank you, thank.

Speaker 8 (01:56:32):
You for having yes.

Speaker 6 (01:56:36):
Come back Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
We are here tomorrow. Joe, are you gonna go? I
want to go. Let's go to the magic show.

Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
Lisa said.

Speaker 6 (01:56:48):
She bangs the zombie.

Speaker 5 (01:56:49):
Hell yeah, all right, the zombie because he's got a
big wiener.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
It's not intacto, just saying it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
Yeah. But if it off, I mean she's stuck with.

Speaker 6 (01:57:01):
It and it falls off, you just put in her
nightstand when she's done.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
All right, y'all, here's our new outro.

Speaker 6 (01:57:15):
Here it is, here, it is.

Speaker 9 (01:57:18):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (01:57:19):
Say goodbye, everybody, everybody, all right, everybody.

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