Honey Beer and Divorce Talk

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on, everybody? It's the Drinking with Drew Show. Yes,
we survived Cinco de Mayo slightly. It is officially May sixth, Tuesday.
We have an awesome show planned tonight. We have attorney
John De Drolimo in studio and for the first time ever,

(00:21):
he is going to sponsor his own camera, So we
have Johnny D on the INLAWI Trust dot Com camera.
We have Brad Maider in studio. We have Pajama Joe,
and allegedly Lusty Laura is somewhere in the building. I
have no idea. She's not sitting next to me right now.
She's supposedly coming in at some point, hopefully to switch cameras,

(00:43):
so we'll see where she's at and what she wants
to do. We have a pretty pack pamphlet tonight, a
lot to talk about, but we're going to talk about
some family law stuff. Being that we have attorney Johnny
D in the studio, so it's awesome to have him here.
Brad has a new release that he's going to talk
about that he surprised us with last week, and he

(01:06):
didn't even talk about it on the show before he
released it, So I'm mad at him. So we're gonna
talk about that. And other than that, I think Pajama
Joe might have some news as well. We're gonna talk
to him about that. It's a surprise nobody knows about.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
All right, here we go The Dringer Drew Show. My
name is Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I have a beer somewhere. I don't know where it's at, Laura,
can you find my beer? All right, we'll talk to
you in just a minute. Here's the intro and now
from the Campsflorida dot Com Studios in Riverview, Florida, It's
the Drinking with Drew Show.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Plumber's butt crack looks like boobs.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, everybody is officially off mute. Let's welcome our
awesome guest, Johnny d Johnny d G.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
What's up man?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Good to be here man.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes, he finally came in after begging. I mean literally,
I was begging him every.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Week standing outside the door.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, and he.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Was in such a hurry to get here. He missed
the exit.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, it was ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But where are you at, Joe? Are you are there?
All right? There you are.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's happened to me. I've missed the exit coming home.
I've missed the exit going to the I've gotten on
going north when I have to go south, it happens.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Welcome Brad, Brad mad Hi, hello today. You are.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Like that? Do you get extra picture wax?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
You looks like that AI generated image that uh Joe.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Got all the old buffalo beeal shine up with skull.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
There you go a little dome wax.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Do you actually shave it or do you use one
of those?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I shave it every day.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Man, every day that I'm right, yeah, turning it down
little o c D.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I gotta do it.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
No, I get that.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Is that like a shower thing or is that like
uh yeah, okay, I'm not I'm not picturing it in
my head.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I was just you are, Yeah, you're licking lips. Then
you took a swig of beard just.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
I don't want to go to the rabbitle. But do
you use one of those in shower mirrors?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
So this is just freehand.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
He's got it. He's just been going from nineteen seven.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I think I got it down a ton of Now
you go from left, nut, right, nut, bald head, bald,
bald bald.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Ass, back and face how you go back? Very much?
I don't know I.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Think that order, would you?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I saw it in nineteen ninety seven. The nineties were crazy.
Yeah it works now, just face that's good. Okay, So
you know my shaven habits. Yeah, I mean, thank you.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I consider myself, you know, blessed to know that. Now
I don't I'm going to go home and write about
it in my journal.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I saw your shoulders droop and you sunk back in
your chair after you got that information. So yeah, gotta
look excited. He was like.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
There, I like that.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right? Now what Drew?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Well, one are the tricks you got?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
You had had a release and you didn't tell us?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Who was that all?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I mean every time Drew has a release, we all
know about it.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You know about Simon runs, Yeah, the building shake, you know,
everything happened.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So what release are you talking about? Ramones? Uh? Little
that was actually done like a couple of years ago.
I didn't he I just I just reposted it and
everybody started freaking out. Yeah, I mean, thanks for Facebook
being right on point.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, well, I mean it's is it. It's not on
any of the EPs you've put out. No, so you
kind of kept it in your pocket.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah. I just wanted to put it. I always loved
that song Miracles, and yeah, I knew I could do
a heavy version of it. Mm hmm. So yeah, just
recorded one day, and I still want to shoot a
video for I got an idea for it. So I'll
talk to you later about that, all right, off camera,
off camera conversation. All right, I might start from the

(06:08):
ass to the back and see what he did there. Yeah,
I definitely thought.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I don't want to see it, so, yeah, Laura's.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
So sneikty lately, such a prude Joe did I'm.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Sorry, do you want to see his ass?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It wouldn't their way. I mean, I've seen the standard
with the body. I just I don't want to. I
don't even want to look back there.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
This is a different podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It goes a little crazy sometimes and for that reason,
you're out, Joe. Did you see the extra light that
I put on you tonight.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Over here?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Sidelight?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, a little.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Sidelight because you were You've been a little dark lately,
so well you know it's yeah, you know, go on
the image. We had to spruce you up a little bit. Okay,
So I took that one down because I think that
one was blinding you last week.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, and the one up there was just giving me spots.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, I mean I turned that one down a smidge,
but it makes a big difference. Turn this one off.
You remember that one, right? Yeah, okay, just making sure
you know.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
And this one makes me glow in the dark. It does,
it does.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's sure. It's the it's the camera and the lighting
that makes you glow in the dark. Yeah, we're gonna
believe that.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
We still have the Drinking with Drew camera six show
that Okay, boom see perfect, Now you.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Should get that made into one of those. Was that cornhole?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, oh that's very good idea.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I actually thought, thank you, buddy, I actually thought that's
what it was. When I walked in here. I thought
it was just it could be.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I mean, just throw at it.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, well just it looked like it and I was
just like, oh, that's a good prop. Yeah. But now
that I look at it, I mean, you guys could
I mean, I'm sure you got all kinds of shit.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Don't don't give them ideas, because then I'm gonna have
to make it.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
We get we can put your face on the bean bags.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
It was like tossing your very funny.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, Joe, why haven't.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Thanks a lot?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I was unaware of your I'm the resident woodworker, so
I know he's gonna.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Talk about his would this show is wild so far?
I mean, this is this is something he's.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Like, Oh God, let's uh, let's give Johnny D his
camera and talk about in LAWI trust dot Com.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
You can't see it, but your ad is up right now.
So it's good ad, isn't it. It's a brilliant.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Ad for Johnny D. Gilio and LAWI trust dot com.
And what do we say if you need a D?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
No? Wait, no, no, what you say if you're not
getting the.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
D right and you need a D? Call D unificial?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Not approved by the Floridable definitely not approved, but not
attorney spokesperson.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Approved by all present here though, But yeah, look, in
LAWI trust dot com. Family and divorce lawyers have been
doing it for a long time. Enjoy the work. We
help a lot of people, you know, check out our
Google reviews. I always tell people they sell me, not
not me on the phone, not me talking to you.
But yeah, look, we're doing a lot of good work,
and we appreciate the ability to sponsor the show.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Now, when somebody calls me and says I need a
bulldog attorney, that's You're kind of the first person I
think about as far as like a bulldog attorney.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And I say that a way.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
But also, you know, you piss some people off within
the legal industry because you don't roll over, that's.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Right, I mean, and look at it. You know, I'm
not running a popularity contest, right. The only popularity contest
I'm running is on Google or with the clients. I mean,
you know, I like to maintain relationships, and quite frankly,
I try not to piss people off until they piss
me off, right, And I just run kind of a
practice that I think is just pretty pragmatic, pretty straightforward.
And I'm not sure that a lot of lawyers like that.

(09:51):
A lot of lawyers like to just run it mundane.
They like to run up the bill. I'm kind of
doing the opposite and kind of when you zig and
everybody else is zagging, that pisses them off. So and
then yeah, I mean, look, I'm from Philadelphia. We can't
really turn that off, It's true, So, you know, but
I've got a lot of friends in the community, judges,
respect us I somewhat don't care if the others do

(10:12):
respect me. I mean, if the judges respect us. That's
really what it's about.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Right, Yeah, let's talk a minute about Uh, let's say
somebody is thinking about getting a divorce. Things aren't going right,
you know, and sometimes people will go five years without
things going right before they actually make that decision to
pull the plug or to you know, even consider talking
to an attorney about divorce. The consultation, I tell people,

(10:40):
you'll you'll give them a five or ten minute conversation.
You won't charge for that consultation. What should people be
prepared as far as the process? You know, because we
obviously I do investigative work for you. I serve papers
for you. Yeah, they don't. It doesn't always go smooth
like there's not you know. We would love to say

(11:01):
every case is simple, YadA YadA, but it just doesn't
work that way. And I think the person who contacts
you knows if it's going to be a complicated process.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, and you know, sometimes it's funny they say, hey,
I've got a real complicated case, right. Maybe they're pretty wealthy.
They say, well, we've got two houses and two this,
and we've got a couple of businesses. Quite frankly, that
to me is a lot less complicated, right. I mean
I call those Oprah divorces. Right, you get a house,
and you get a house.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Right.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
The hard ones are when they have you know, very little.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
They you know, one.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Dog, one dog, one kid, have a dog. You cannot
do that. But ultimately, you know, the complicated cases are
the ones that I think can be more straightforward. But
either way, all these cases to me are kind of
the same. Yeah, there might be a different color here
or a different line over there, but to me, they're
all kind of the same if you keep them on
the same sort of system. That's what we specialize, and

(11:55):
we have a great process start to finish, get them
in and you know, are process keeps them coloring inside
the lines. I think a lot of lawyers just you know,
because people are panicked, right, Oh I want this and
I want this motion, and this that and the other.
I kind of just try and calm him down, reframe it,
and just keep them on the path. If you want
your case done in four to six months, you know,
we'll get your case done in four to six months.

(12:17):
If you want your case to just linger, and these
nightmare stories that you hear about online or from your friends.
You know that usually comes from different firms, not mine.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Right.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Or you have that other party who's just petty and
he wants to drag it out.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Right, he showed up at my soccer game. What do
you want them to do?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Right?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
You know what I mean? I mean that's you know,
typically what happens. But usually when I have a consult,
I ask people, you know, what are your burning questions?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Right?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
One guy might call me and say it's about his kids.
The next guy calls me it's about his four one kay,
the next guy calls it's about his house. I just
want to know what you're you know, right away. And
also when people call my office, I typically call them
within an hour. Right, I surprise them by calling a
I don't know why they call usually, right, I know
that's going to be family law maybe or maybe paternity.
But I like to call them because I want to

(13:02):
catch them off guard.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Right.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
I don't want to have I don't want them to
have a set of questions that they found on Google
that says what you should ask your lawyer. Right, I
want them to ask me questions that are coming right
from the heart, you know, right away, kind of impulsive,
and then I can get a sense for the client,
right if it's a kid oriented, if it's a money oriented,
you know, and I can kind of take it from there.
And usually people just want to be heard, right, They

(13:25):
want to get it a little bit off their chest. Right,
that's the counselor part of the attorney and counselor at law. Right.
I'm happy to have that, you know, I'm happy to
embody that.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
But in true.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Reality, I just want to get you within the first
hour that you call the office, and I want to
hear what you what your real issue is.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Right.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I also try and stop them from saying, well, my
wife said this, or my you know, my spouse told
me this, is this true? Is this true?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I don't want to know about what she's concerned about her,
you know, I want to know what you're concerned about.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Right I almoso. If you use a different search engine
other than Google, do you want to use a different
he shows up on being tooth.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, there's a questions some some sort of duck ducks
something or other, which I'm good with all those. I mean,
we were very popular and I'm.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Just I'm trying to get well informed to.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, we're very popular on the internet and as a
general comment, we are too. Okay, yeah we are.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
We're on a feet finder.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh okay, So for that reason are the sponsor. Yet
we're still looking. We have a feelers.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Out there, you know, we're still trying to get party.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Liquors like that. They did. Let me put.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Stickers in the uh in the business card holder at
the counter.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
So did get to catch up one? I did? Yeah, yeah,
got them today.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
When you get to see some desist, what you should
do is write the letter back and you should say
why wouldn't you be a sponsor?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Make them think that's very true?

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Make them really consider.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
So when somebody contacts you about the complicated divorce, is
it automatically going to cost more?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Not with us, we quote everybody the same. Whether you're
you know, the owner of best buy or you work
at the best Buy, it does doesn't quite frankly matter
to us. We because again we're doing this process right,
We're keeping it in the sane in front of us.
We're keeping them on the same process. You know, it
shouldn't cost more. What costs more is the extra motions
and this that and the other. But if you have

(15:28):
client control and you kind of stamp it down, you
kind of let them know why doing it now might
not be the best, best reason to do it, et cetera.
And quite frankly, I mean, you know, people are happier
when they spend less and they get the better result,
you know, But a complicated divorce doesn't have to be complicated.
A wealthy divorce versus a you know, you know, one
that doesn't have a lot of money, they don't have

(15:49):
to be different. The process is the same, right in
the same way that when people call and they say, well,
we don't have anything, I don't have anything together. We
just kind of want like a simple divorce. Well that
doesn't mean I don't have to, you know, because they
cost the same, right they expect that to be less. Well,
I still have to draft all the same documents and
write zero right or or nothing, or he keeps his

(16:10):
and she keeps hers. So again, I just kind of
broke the whole thing down and just you know, and
just made it just the same process for everybody. And
all the reviews that we have, etc. They're all the
same from different walks of life, right, you.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
So that that's kind of what we now.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
On your ad it says you specialize in divorce for men.
Doesn't mean you won't take cases for women, but you
do specialize in men divorce. Is there a specific reason
why you want to target that niche?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I think, you know, there's a couple of reasons. I
think that you know, it's a lot easier to come
at a divorce from a place of you know, where
someone thinks they're going to lose everything, right, Just very
rarely do I get calls from women who think they're
going to lose everything unless they're in that position, And
for one reason or another, it's typical that the man
is sort of in charge, right. The man is the

(17:00):
one who's been taking care of the finances, possibly the
bread winner, et cetera. Right, And I'm not saying that's
cool or right or whatever. I'm just saying that's traditionally
how a lot of how a lot of households are operating.
But I also have a lot of you know, women
clients who are doctors, right, and their husbands are stay
at home mops. I just seem to do better with
the breadwinner. I seem to do better with the person

(17:22):
who just has more to lose, you know, psychologically, I
can kind of speak to them better and just get
them comfortably uncomfortable with the fact that, yeah, you're you're
probably gonna have to pay a little bit. Yeah you
know your four one k is not going to look
the same, but you know what, you're gonna make it back.
I just have I connect better with those people, and
coming at the angle, coming at that angle, I just

(17:43):
connect better.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
You know.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's I would say question in the comments from Lisa,
she wants to know if you also do prenupule agreement.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
She's asking for a friend, asking for a friend.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Of course, Yeah, because nobody thinks about divorce before they
get married right now.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Now, I don't personally do prenups, at least not the
drafting review you a lot of them. I argue over them.
I mean, that's kind of my thing. I pass those
two people who have you know, I run trial practice,
so I'm in court or mediations four days a week minimum,
So I just don't have the time to sit around
and draft. And I keep my associates who work for
us or work with us. I suppose I keep them

(18:19):
busy with the litigation stuff. So I review them because
then I can get a sense and I can I
can kind of talk to the person who drafted it
and we can negotiate on that on behalf of Alisa
or someone like that. But you know, if Lisa called
our office, I would I would pass them to a
capable hand.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Now, can we ask what was the craziest thing that
you've seen in a divorced settlement? Like just some of
like they weird expectations or.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Well, there's a lot of weird expectations in the sense
that they're just they're just so unreasonable. I mean, that's
usually where like some of the stories come from.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
We want to we want to hear some crazy stories.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, I mean, you know most of the crazy stories
come from when I.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Used to hire me ye practice.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Criminal law or yeah, I've had you know, we've had
some people have to hire Andrew and you know, the
stuff that they sort of ask him to do or
a little wacky.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I mean, and what's weird isn't when they hire me
and just to kind of clarify people, and mostly that
we deal with Florida cases. You know, Florida in and
of itself, you aren't you're divorced if your husband's cheating,
if you're whoever, it's not one of those states where

(19:32):
if your spouse is cheating on you, it's going to
matter in your divorce. But still people hire an investigator
because they want that knowledge of knowing. And obviously if
you have somebody spending all buttloads of money on their girlfriend,
that can technically matter in avorce proceeding. But you know,
and that's where you know, sometimes they'll hire me to
find out, you know, if they're taking the girlfriend to

(19:54):
you know, expensive dinners and YadA YadA. I think on
one of your cases, I worked the and I won't
go into details, but there were certain items that one
of the parties was throwing in the trash that I
thought were very sentimental to your client, right, and he

(20:16):
wanted those items back, right, And so we provided those documents,
those items to back to the client. And he was like,
that just shows the spitefulness.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, it wasn't monetary value.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Sentimental stuff that she was just literally tossing in the trash.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Right, which was you know, shitty of course, I mean,
you know, and that's that's sort of you know, I
give them a speech before they hire, you know, kind
of like you're saying like, hey, look, you can spend
tons of money doing this, you can go down this
rabbit hole, but you know it doesn't necessarily matter to
the case, right, And if they still want to do it,
then I'm happy to send you the business and get
them that peace of mind. Quite frankly, sometimes I'd like

(20:55):
them to have the peace of mind and then come
into the divorce because if I have to every month,
I have to still deal with the well, I really
think she's cheating, I really think, you know what I mean,
Like every month I have to have that conversation, like
you know, that's that's tough. I need these I need
these clients to be in a mind frame that they're ready,
you know, to be focused, they're ready to be reasonable,
and god forbid, we can't pass mediation. They're ready to
go to trial. Yeah, so you know, but there are

(21:18):
other cases, like you said, like, yeah, look, they might
hire you to look around and then you find this
dot that connects to that dot that connects to that dot,
and then we blow the case wide open. Right, we
find a plane ticket to Aruba, right, and then we
can make a difference. But most of the time, yeah,
it's just a need to know, which that's a human
nature thing, and right, quite frankly, it's just it's kind

(21:40):
of a little outside my jurisdiction, you know.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Lord, do you want to read the comments?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, so Lisa and Keller are two of our watchers.
We're gonna call him watchers. But Keller says, as long
as he can keep the weed. He's in Colorado, so
this is all legal. As long as he can keep
the weed. The wife can have everything else at least
it says she wants half.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
And we see them and look, sometimes clients have different priorities,
you know.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
So talk briefly about the difference between attorney fees and costs,
because that as an investigator and process server, that's kind
of the thing that I run into is law firms
not explaining to clients when they're hired that there's a
difference between those attorney fees and costs and court reporters, right,

(22:29):
you know, process servers, investigators, you know, things that aren't
necessarily within the attorney fees, and then some firms surprise
the client three months later and say, oh, you need
to pay this.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
So sometimes I mean firms will they'll do an attorney's
fees retainer, and then a cost retainer. Right, they'll leave
the cost retainer in the in the trust fund, and
then as your fees come up, or a court reporter
fee comes up, or a depot transcript needs to be ordered,
they use that cost retainer. I don't like to do
that because that's a lot of accounting. I then am
paying my bookkeeper, I'm paying my admin to kind of

(23:03):
do all that stuff. It just isn't That's just not
how I do it. We we charge the first retainer.
We do pay the filing fees out of that, Okay,
but I've charged with that in that already, right. Other
than that, everything else is paid directly. It's in the retainer.
And I try to explain that very quickly because they

(23:25):
a common question is, you know, we quote the retainer
and we kind of go through how the process works,
the replenishment, et cetera. And then they say, well, should
I expect any other costs? Yeah, you know, we're gonna
there's gonna be a process server fee, and then you know,
if we have to have a substance of here and
there's a big court reporter fee, and then when we
go to mediation unfortunately, which is you know, should be
a deterrent here for continuing to mess around in the

(23:47):
legal system. Right, you know, you're gonna have to pay me,
and then you have to pay half this mediator. And
of course if they're very wealthy and say the wife
hasn't worked or or or the spouse doesn't work, they're
gonna probably pay at least eighty percent of that raavigation.
So I let them know that kind of stuff. So
when I quote them, you know, because they always want
to know, well, how much is this going to cost? Right,
I give a broad range, and then I also say,

(24:07):
and plus it's probably another fifteen to two thousand on
top of it, with costs that have nothing to do
with me. I don't see a dime of it. You know,
a lot of the people I work with are friends
like you and I. But that's that's not that's like
outside of it. That's just the bonus. That's that's not
me getting a cut. You're not kicking me back, you know,
ten on every cert. Like, that's just not how it works.
A lot of people think it's how works, but it's

(24:28):
not how it works.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, I get that question all the time, you know,
just the the what like what am I paying like
a percentage wise? You know, it's like, oh, you're is
the attorney? What percent does the attorney get on that
during getting any percentage? Like Oh, it doesn't make any sense,
you know, like I'm being paid by the attorney or

(24:51):
by the client either way. But yeah, I just I
see some cases just go on in five years, six years,
seven years, Like Jesus Christ Man, what makes a case
continuously drag on? There was there was a case that
was just in uh I think it was Creative Loafing
or one of the uh you know magazines where I

(25:11):
think it started in early two thousands or something.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'm like Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I just don't have those cases.
I just I don't know, I don't I just don't
have those cases. If I have a long running case,
I probably took it over right. And and it's kind
of like cooking a dinner. I mean, you know, name
your chef, Bobby Flay, whatever you want to say. I mean,
if the dinner's burning, like, you got to start over right,
So I you know, and a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Of times, oh but.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Exactly right, And I should be out on some of those.
But the you know, I just think that. I mean,
I just got an attorney's fees after David for a case.
It's been eight that, you know, eight months, one hundred
and twenty five thousand dollars. Damn, I just have no idea.
I just don't know how to I just have no
idea than us to buy a house.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, I just have.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
No And that's also wild to spend that kind of money,
you know. I just have no idea how to build
clients like that. I have two other attorneys who work
with us, I have even if the three of us
are sitting in on the same exact thing doing repetitive work,
I have no idea how to do that. And quite frankly,
I mean that's you know, certainly a value add for us.

(26:17):
I mean, you know, I think that's why one of
the reasons we have so many good reviews, because I mean,
it's just like anything else, Like you have a great steak,
but it's ninety dollars, You're not going to write a
good review.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You just don't feel great about it.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Great steak forty five dollars, fifty dollars In this day
and age, that's probably pretty good. You might write a
great review. So we're giving you know, we're giving a
lot of value for the money. And you know, I'm
certainly respectful of people who you know.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
That sounds great, but I hope I never use you.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah. Look, a lot of nobody wants to have an
attorney on call. Nobody wants to nobody wants to talk
to us until they need us. Unfortunately, nobody wants to
need us. I agree, right, love you, Look, it's cheaper
to keep them.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You speaking of which, Uh, Joe, do you want to
be the beer winch tonight?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Joe's always the beer win Ready, Well.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Might you all to get it out and talk about
it and then we'll continue with our our family law conversation.
So you used to do some criminal defense work.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah, and a little bit of acting.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
A little bit of acting. Yes, that's true.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Ye are you gonna find that video?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
That was a great That was great.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
That a great time, was a great time.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
He was trying to figure out He's like, hell, I
know him, Johnny, And I'm like, he's like, maybe like
five years ago. There's two fucking way. I'm like, we've
been dating longer.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
You know him?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
You were saying like a short like baby sites at
seven years or something like he was undershooting it. I go,
you literally made a video with Divo and him and
that was like when you first started your business, Like
so it's been like twelve years.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
I mean, that's actually a really great video because you
had short like I did.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Let's show it's like short, normal looking, like yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
He was a good looking guy.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
This this video is so funny. You have no volume.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Hold on, I know, I'm trying to get it on.
Hold on all right here it is meet John Q applicant.
He wants a job at your company. He wants to
be your next tenant. He may even want to date
your daughter.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
But what do we.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Really know about him?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
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keep your family baby.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Let le's find out what you don't.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
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Speaker 1 (28:41):
He did the voice over, so that was Randy. He
was the videographer and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
And I remember that guy.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Can we get that played at the end of each
one of our shows?

Speaker 5 (28:53):
So funny.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
So the best part is that in order to get
DVAD to chase me like that, because he was be
one of the more well brand dogs on the planet.
In order to do that, I had to have one
of those like Pepperoni Pepperoni sticks and I had to
hold it in my like suit coat, and I had
to hold it like this, and I had to run
with it like that. I mean, he was focused, oh
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
And we did that, but probably two or three. Yeah,
he did pretty good. But the problem was he was
completely off leash in Ebore City, right, so we had
to be really careful about how we were doing this
and it was just like, yeah, it was like a Sunday. Yes,
it's probably like ten am or something, you know, so
we I think we did. Did we do that scene

(29:34):
first or did we do that? When I think we,
I don't remember probably.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Last, because he'd be all sweaty if you started.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Was that morning or something?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
I remember that order we did it in, but it was.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, that was an interesting day. I think we knocked
that out in about five or six.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Hours, not really that long, to be honest with you.
I've you know, given the fact that you know, we're
dealing with an animal. Yeah, and then Devo and then.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
He made the joke before I could. I was thinking we.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
All had that one, but Randy was.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I mean, Brandy was great, and I mean that came
together like on script like that, that came together exactly
how I mean we planned it.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, Laura wants me to go back to that haircut like.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
That was that was wild?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, I was one time.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
That's what he looked like when he moved in this
in here.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yeah, that's probably true.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
It was mister businessman back then.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
It was a bait and switch for all of us.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
All of us.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I never remember you looking.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
You never knew that's true. You have known him for
a while.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Now, Brad, do you hear the background music in that video?
You know who provided that that little clip of music.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I played again?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Jerry Ordealero? Yeah, your bud.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, I'm like, hey man, I need some music for
my my uh TV commercial.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
And news nine or what.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've been building.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Good. Look at all these guitars and that's all two
of them.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, that's back when he worked with you.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
All right, let's try this beer, orange Blossom Brewing.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Uh or no it's not is it?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Don't drink yet?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Orange Blossom Brewing, Orange Blossom Pilsner five honey pills. Yeah,
there are two point three teaspoons of pure orange blossom
honey and every can. Yeah, but don't go thinking you're
getting a mouthful of sweetness sweetness. The fermentation process gives

(31:32):
it a crisp or freshing flavor, sands candy assory. So
crack over a cold one. The bees need the.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Work, all right. What do orange blossom bees look like?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I'm not sure, but regular bees that go to orange blossoms?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Do we know?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Do we know where this brewery is?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Lakeland, Florida? Is it Lakeland good By, oh bp LLC,
Lakeland Flora Orange? So it's local if you consider it
a local ish. I mean they're still in the Florida
general area I.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Used to live in. I would not live there again.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
All right, Johnny, you are the guest of honor, so
we are gonna let you crack it open, cracked, and
give it the official taste test.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
You can.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I actually just only tasted like a little bit. You
can actually taste the honey.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I don't want you do it again. Try to drink again.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
We got to redo it, john Take two.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Just like the commercial, I'll do show cracking.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Shot, cracking the whiskey.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I think it's pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, yeah, I like, I'll put honey on anything, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Whoa honey? I drink a lot of.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
We're gonna leave it alone. I had a winger joke.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
But I drink a lot of hot totties.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, about weird.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
I drink a lot of hot totties, and then I
also drink hot honey hot totties.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, you know what I'm saying. Make a little spicy.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay, this is good, all right, Brad. For Jason, I
mean it's almost there. It's almost there. You must spill it. Yeah,
opened it, opened it too quick? Did Joe shake it?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah? Yeah? No, too light and crispy for you. It's
like weird, like after taste for me. Okay, so it's
not horrible. Sounds like the last two Oh god, like
a berry monkey, which I was ready to give up

(33:59):
my credit card information not to ever drink again.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
By the way, Keller says Nancy looking sweet after Keller
calls Drew Nancy Drew because he's you know, won't hair
and everything?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
All right, But Jama Joe, I'm not too thrilled on
the smell of it. I haven't tasted smells funny.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
That's what she said. Yeah, yeah, right out of bubbles.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Doesn't taste bad. I like it. I'm not sure if
I like it a lot or just a little, but
I gotta give it some time to settle in. It
doesn't it doesn't have strength like it's not it doesn't
have a bite, and it doesn't have like obviously it's
a pills ner. So no, mine didn't phone. I don't know.

(34:57):
It's kind of it's not too it's not too potent.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
It's literally coming out of Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Why to me, I was tasting like an.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
After I haven't gotten that.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
But we'll say this thing is full like it's literally
opened up, and I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
It's coming all the way off out of the can. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Do you need a paper towel? Yes, it's down here
with you.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
They're doing everything in their power to get rid of
that beer.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Do you want to try first under the table?

Speaker 5 (35:23):
That's right, figure out later.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
All right, let's try it.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Go ahead for your bubbles.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, I can tell you one thing, only one. It's
not cold enough for me, which.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I would agree with that, but I was, which.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Is kind of my bad because I did buy these
at noon and they've been in the refrigerator since at
least one o'clock.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
It tastes good, though, but I'm not suggesting that Joe
should get us cups of ice. If we had cups
of ice and we let this sit on ice.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
It would probably been better, right, Yeah, some we may Yeah, yeah,
I agree. I I agree with it. Probably.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, you know what I mean, maybe that's after, but
that might be. Yeah, the warm there's a warm beer after.
But like I mean, it's it's.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
If this was like a nice thirty two degrees two
point five, you.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Would have to attorney to figure it all out. Yeah,
that's what we're this show, Marlar beer.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, cold, I mean, but I still like the taste.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
It's not I mean, I don't hate it. You know,
I'll finish it.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, I could drink these.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's like a summer time. I do taste the honey though,
Yeah you do, don't.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's Yeah, go ahead, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Oh yeah, Laura is going to I always she hates
now that we just so yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Oh, I'm always I always glass, I always hate them. Okay, Okay,
the smell isn't bad. It's not bad. I knew that one.
I know, I know, right that never happened. Never happens happens.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
I mean maybe the name is just what's like there
is this isn't an orange beer, right, This isn't a no,
it's any blossom.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
It's the honey. It's just this. He's fine.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
So orange blossom is obviously just the company. But this
is a honey beer. Yes, the honey pilsner.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
That's what they're telling this anyways.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yeah, I have no objection. I do agree that it
could be colder.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm just.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
But I do think it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Laura likes a beer.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I like a beer.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
So there's no is there no beer that you'll drink.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
There are like I like the blueberry beer. Is it
the Sea Dog or whatever it is? So it's it
just can't be like just regular beer flavor.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
What about cider beers?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I can do ciders.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, there's a great cider beer out of that. You
know that winery that's off I four Keel and something around.
There's a great Yeah. Most of their stuff I like, Yeah,
I haven't had a lot of their stuff. Berry one,
Uh no, it's their cider.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, the elderberry cider is one of the best ones.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
That maybe that one's it. They have it. They have
it at a place I go to and I think
it's just awesome.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yea once a month, and then I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I don't know a lot about that place.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I've actually never been there a lot of times.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
What's the story is it? Is it?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
It's a farm and it's a restaurant and brewery. They
have big blueberry fields. We were there last couple of
weeks ago for the blueberry festival. We came home with
like six dollars a box the big blueberries the size
of your thumb.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
So weird. Ye.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
And they'll do like little night markets to or not
even night markets, like day markets where they'll have just
vendors set.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Up, not a night market but a day market.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Well yeah, I mean they do there are say howdy
in the morning. Right. But then Jason, who's on the
show a lot, he plays there once a month, so
we've gone out there to see him play.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah, because you know, it's right on the way back,
so it's jail.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Yeah, that's why I'm here.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
The exit right, it's right up the block from from
the Dinosaur World. Okay, I'm just saying, if you if
you're looking for how do you get there? You see
the dinosaur, that's the exit you get off.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Oh for killing Curly?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
If you want to go to goat yoga, I think
it's also down that same road probably.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 5 (39:37):
I think?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
So, Okay, I have done.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
We did it.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
If you're going to do goat yoga, I don't know
if I've said this before, but if you're going to
do goat yoga, our tip is just to be the
very last row and try to be the last person
the goat the goats get to because the goats will
piss and ship along the entire way, and if you're
the last one there, they're on empty and then you

(40:03):
can just cut all the goats and not have to
worry about ruining anything.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I didn't really see.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Andrew as a front row yoga guy.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
No, that's why they don't go. Yeah, it was kind
of like a gift to Laura. Yeah, it was see
the goats more so than the yoga, right, it was.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
They did have forty fucking degrees out too, not a
good time it was.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
It was a Christmas gift, so it was around that
time and it was very chilly. But yeah, they did
have like a yoga instructor, So if you really wanted
to go there and do yoga, nobody did. Most people
were like sitting on their mats waiting for the goats
to come to them. Right, nobody actually goes to do yoga.
They just it's better than saying we're going to a
petting zoo.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Those are the same people that prolonged divorces.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
That should be on the question before I came to yoga, yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
To add stuff to my questionnaire that I wouldn't think
I would have to, like are you a sex offender?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
You know, so you know there's a really good chance
it might be.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
And you know what, you know what all kidding as
they are. The one, the one that seems to be
more prevalent now is the do you have your marijuana card? Right?
And you know, and it's it's interesting because you've got
judges who are our parents' age right, and then you
have judges who are our age.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Right, you have judges who are younger.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
All three of those demographics or age groups are gonna
call it think differently about weed, right. The older generation,
if they're not hippie there A drug is a drug
is a drug, right, and you if you have children,
it's a drug, right, It's no different than cocaine. It's
no like, that's how they treat it. And then they

(41:54):
get people who are our age, who are kind of
in the middle, right, they see it as a medicinal,
they see it as drug is a drug, is a drug.
And then the younger judges are like, you know, they're
sort of starting that revolution where it's like, yeah, look
it's a it's a it's a prescription, and you know
I'm having I've I've ran into a couple of issues
where you know, opposing counsel wants to use it as

(42:17):
as sort of a weapon, and people just want.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
To smoke, you don't the kids.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Well, that's tough. That's the tough part, right, because you
test it, right, you test for weed, or you test
for coke, or you test for whatever you would to
test for. It doesn't say when he or she used it, right,
it's just oh, it was a use could have been
three weeks ago, it could have been yesterday, you know.
So that's one that I've added to my my intake
form that is becoming more and more prevalent. As it

(42:43):
seems to be the easiest thing in the world to
get your marijuana.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well, and that's I have been hired to do garbage pools.
You know, are are we going to find needles in
the in the in the garbage. But the thing is,
you know, I have people call properly well what I
have people call me and they're like, you know, hey,
you know my you know, my baby's daddy has a
new girlfriend and he's living with her, and I think

(43:08):
they're smoking marijuana, right, And I'm like, Okay, that's not
gonna like, it's typically not going to be anything the
judge is gonna care about, right, And you know, I
don't brought says they're shooting up in you know, in
the bathroom with needles.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
And that's the other thing too. I mean that's just
kind of almost a broader comment that, you know, the
ugliness of family law, Like people will bring something having
to do with the case, and the ugliness of family
law makes what is otherwise you know, kind of an
ugly situation look like nothing. Yeah, you know, I mean
family law is just so ugly that some things are
just so run of the mill. And I think that's

(43:45):
what's happening with the medical marijuana stuff. I think it's
starting to just become so rudimentary that if it's not coke,
if it's not heroin, if it's not you know something else,
math if we're in Lakeland, right, you know, if it's
not those, then it's just like who cares?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
And I'm not sure he.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Can we get Grady Judd on the show.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
No, that would be wid but and and you know,
quite frankly, I mean I I don't I don't know
what the right answer is, right because if these people
have children, right, and something happens in the middle of
the night and they you know, people are always like, oh,
I don't smoke until they go to bed, Well.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
What happens if your time, the kid gets an accident
and you have to take them to the ospital and.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Then you're you're driving and deviriated. So it's it's I
also think it's just.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
People are driving stoned all the time now, I mean
it's kind of the norm.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
At drinking alcohol or whatnot to I mean.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Well, right, yeah, right, exactly, Like I mean, kids have
a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
There's a there's a scientific test to determine your blood
alcohol level. They're still working on that test for marijuana.
But here's what's going to happen. I've warned people about
this for years. There's so many people that smoke weed
now that it's normalized and they're driving and they're Once
they get that science down and it is perfected and

(45:00):
approved by NITSA National Highway Safety Traffic YadA YadA, Uh,
they are going to start enforcing and you're going to
see DUIs called US.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Or whatever driving well high you know, however you want to.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Act in force, they're going to well there are dwis
in different states, just Dui and Florida.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
But you are going to.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Start seeing people go to jail for driving under the
influence of marijuana like crazy, because they're going to have a.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Test for it.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
They're going to be able to know if you're currently
smoking and high, and you're going to see it happen.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I don't know what it's going to happen in the spot.
I mean, you don't really need that because if they're
on the highway and they're only driving twenty five miles
an hour, I mean, you know, I get it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
And I'm just saying, once they figure out that test
and that science, it's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
So I've always had a conspiracy theory that I have
where because you know, John Morgan was one of the
biggest backers medical.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Marijuana right, for the Marijuana Right, and I.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Honestly I think that he did that because he wanted
to put more drivers on the road.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Stoned because you can get more cases out of that.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Because then all of a sudden there's more accidents.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Oh my god, that's genius.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I mean, think about it. Yeah, I mean, because what
Andrew just said is true. There's no test for it.
So people are going to be more apt to drive high.
Most people who smoke a lot think that they're more
you know, they're.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Sharper I normally they're only driving as far as Taco Bell.
There's a solution to that is to put more Taco
Bells closer to the way the people are.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
And that's why Joe is a genius Taco Bell truck.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
But that's my mod. It's always been my conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
So you know, we're more BUCkies, right, Yeah, I mean
just walk around staring. We used to have bucket nuggets
in there, Joe, you need some Bucky nuggets anyway.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
I'm a guy, so I've not really been to a BUCkies.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
There's none close, so yeah, unless you're traveling.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I mean, I've only been to one.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
We got to break his cherry.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
I've never been to one either.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
We've got to break your cherry.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Give it about a year, they're going to be everywhere,
you know.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I got no objection to him. I just I've not
really sought them.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Out, Joe. That cherry's already broken. By the way. Sorry, yeah,
to disappoint, but yeah, I mean again, marijuana whatever, people
to care about it.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
To me, it's not It is what it is. But
I'm just telling you that when it becomes a scientifically
available that they can prove the same way they're doing
good alcohol level, it's gonna be yeah, you know. And
here's the thing. I had a buddy go to try
try to buy a gun at shoot Straight and instead

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of pulling out his concealed weapons or his his ID,
he pulled out his marijuana card and they wouldn't sell
gun to him. So that is also going to be
an issue because once you're labeled a marijuana user, places
will refuse to sell you a gun.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Well, isn't that what it's like? I mean, maybe Keller
can answer because he's in Colorado. But once you have
a medical marijuana cord, you have to surrender your guns.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
No, that's what I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
No, not true.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I think they probably want that.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, I think that as Keller people, well he's not
answering yet, he's in the prime.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Were delayed, probably.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
A thirty second delay. But I thought I thought that
was the case that you had to give up your guns.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Well, you're assuming Keller has a gun.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
No, I'm not saying him personally, but I've the stories
I heard of family members.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Says, I don't drive because I'm always high.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Ubers to Taco bell.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, that's why you get Uber Eats to bring the taco.
We tried to he probably has del taco out here.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, he lives such in the middle of nowhere. We
tried to mail him a shirt and some drinking with
Drew Garb and it was like twenty seven twenty eight
dollars because it was had to be rated for the
mountains or wherever the right.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
It's almosposed to be like fifteen bucks. And they're like,
get the next thirteen or.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Twelve hand delivered by donkey.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Keller says, no, you can own a gun here. He
has three.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I was under the impression that once you get your card,
they asked you to surrender. Okay, but some places I
may have missed.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
There's a form when you when you purchase a gun,
there's a form that says are you addicted to marijuana?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Like it literally says.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Addicted or a user? Because the form that you fill
out is no one thinks they're addicted. Is a federal
background check, right, and it is still considered federally illegal.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Right, but it has the addicted is the term. Okay,
and if you check that box, they won't Still they
can refuse to sell you a fire So, but you
can use it and not be addicted.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
But if you have, if you have a concealed carry permit,
you don't have to fill out the background check forms.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
No, you do do it every time.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Still, would you just get it right on this?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
You still do it?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, but you still have a background check huh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
A little a little off topic. Okay, you brought up
something to me and I just saw it the other day.
They actually have those portable Dino tests for electric bikes.
Did you see that? No? Yes? What is it? It's
a little Dino and they're they're pulling people over on
those electric bikes and they're putting them on a Dino
to see how much horsepower there.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
If they if they're over the limit, they write it
or they impound the bike. Really yeah, I just.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I just saw that something like that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah, well they're yeah, they're riding it like a bike,
but it's got thee ccs.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Or like, there's arguments over these east scooters and whatnot,
and if they were considered vehicles. And I worked a
case of personal injury case and John actually does some
personal injury stuff as well. That's right, But the federal
case law just came out that e bikes and e
scooters are considered vehicles because State Farm was trying to

(50:52):
refuse claims on cases involving e bikes and scooters. And
I had a client that we just went through a
whole ordeal and they had to do some research and
found some federal case law recently that came out.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
That those like scooters downtown Tampa the.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's it's it's just I think
it only matters in regards to in a vehicle crash
where cops were not classifying them as a vehicle crash. There,
they're still classifying them as pedestrian versus vehicle right now
it's vehicle versus vehicle.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
So and it's so new.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Cops are still putting pedestrian down when it's an eat
scooter and whatnot. So, but it's going to make a
difference because motherfuckers get hit all the time.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Understood, That's cool. Yeah, I think that they.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Need to have because those vehicles they're too fast to
be on a regular sidewalk, but they're too slow to
be on the road, and they are causing more accidents
than you know, a normal car. And they so like
how we have here where we live, and then also
down in sun City where it's more prevalent they have
all the go cart or the golf carts. They should

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have those really wide sidewalks that are almost like trail
with they go along the major highways so that people
can get off the road on those eastcooters, but there's
enough room on the sidewalk that people who are walking
aren't going to get run over by these things.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
That's like up Dune Eden too, they got all those Yeah,
they're all over the place.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
The problem is they don't necessarily operate as vehicles in
the sense that they don't obey the stop sign. They obey,
they just kind of keep on going. But I when
I drive and I see them, I'm assuming that they're
going to stop, like I'm assuming they're operating like it's
a car.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Right, And I'm assuming like they're an idiot, and I'm
gonna run them over.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
I have to yea more orange blossom honey beer.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Right, all right, John, So just to give you a
heads up, go ahead, we do a segment called Bang.
And this is a segment I'm gonna I usually don't
do this, but this is gonna boost your I gotta
participate because this is a very important segment of the
Drinking with Drew Show. We're gonna We're gonna read a

(53:09):
very short story, a news article that.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
He doesn't know how to keep it short.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
It's gonna be short. Uh.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Typically involves a crazy female of some sort, all right,
and we need to know. We're all going to give
our own answer if you would boot her out of
bed or bang her. Not a relationship, you're not dating her.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
This is just a.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Only on the story. And then after you give your
answer and we all have answered, We're going to show
you the photo and you're gonna see if you've made
the right decision.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
This is a spin off of Mary kill It.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
I s it's justo bang.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Boot Booter bang, boot bang boot booter bang.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I think I'm gonna boot because she's missing teeth.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
What is that is?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Booter bang? Garby firm boot? Are you all banging?

Speaker 5 (54:22):
We're banging the car too, jasaid Bang, Brad and Keller
and Lisa have all said boot.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
She was deciding to have pizza for breakfast. There we'll
be douse. I'm the one that's gonna bang on that one.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
All right, booter bang, here's our first story really quick.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Keller commented on the gun thing again, says that he
mainly has his guns for protecting for protection from bears,
not like Jason real bears.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah, I'm actually on a website for coloradocannabis dot org
and you cannot own a gun if you have a
medical marijuana card.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
But don't believe that.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Whether or not they enforced it is one thing. But
all this, all this, everything I'm reading says that you're
not allowed to Joe. That's all I'm just saying, Poor,
poor por news article. Really, I just, you know, want
to educate people because it's legal in certain states, but
it's still federally illegal and gun ownership has federal background.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Checks, and I would agree.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Okay, bog, Sorry took us off track.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
A female prison officer in the UK has been accused
of having sexual relationships with two inmates at the same
time and plotting with them to smuggle drugs into the jail.
Isabelle Dale twenty three was employed at the high security
HMP Swall Side on the Isle of Shippery and Kent,

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West London. It was during her work at the prison
that she allegedly conducted affairs with Shahid Shuriff thirty three
and Connor Money twenty eight. There were relationships we're believed
to have taken place between September twenty first and December
twenty second.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Did you put him on only fans?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Miss Dale allegedly first started up a sexual relationship with
Money before also allegedly conducting an affair with Shereef. It
is not clear why Shereef is currently in prison. Meanwhile,
Money was jailed for nine years for killing his best
friend in a car crash. All right, that's the basics
of the story. Bang you're banging Joe, oh for sure, Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Even though I cannot stand the British accent. We're going
to bang her anyway, just to shutow up.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
All right, Uh, we're gonna move it.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Aw yeah, we're gonna let Brad go next. So Johnny
D can get an idea of what we're doing here,
can thoughts?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
No, this is a Brad Starwars. Okay, go ahead, Brad Stalwart.
I don't know. I only like her choices in men
because of what. It's not metal. It's not metal at all.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
The only thing that stories is the bars.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Maybe if they talked about their wieners a little bit.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
This is his impression of one of our other coat
like visitors. He's making fun of Jason.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I'm gonna have to give it a firm boot. I
know this is surprising, but it's just not metal.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Keller is banging all capital letters. What about Mader? What
is he doing?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Two guys? I don't know the time, but oh I
don't want I don't want no Eiffel Tower action almost three.
I'm good something like that one better? Okay, all right,
Johnny D? What do you think? So?

Speaker 4 (57:41):
I want to I want to follow this.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
So she is a prison guard.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
She's a prison guard, and she gets with both these guys,
which we were not actually sure if it's at the
same time.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Or not, right, probably not, but yeah, maybe.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
And she's also in some sort of enterprise with them
to smuggle drugs in.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
She says she's an entrepreneur.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
But she's twenty three, young and dumb.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
How many twenty three year olds get to be like
a prison guard.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
That's the confusing part.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
It's like, you're not going to take a fresh out
of high school, give us six months of like of
of federal law enforcement training. It's stick her in a
in a maximum of security prison with a bunch of
big dudes.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Yeah, Lisa is also banging.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Lisa's banging.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Yeah, I think I think we're going to go bang.
I just I just like her use of time.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Yeah, she's on a career projector because while she she
could have just stopped at the sex, but she turned
it into a money making operation as well.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
And you know, jails are probably really boring, So I
really appreciate how she's spending her time.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, okay, so makes community service is brad, Brad, that's
how you have to think about it.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
You know, I've been educated today. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
All right, I already said bang.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I mean she'll probably suck on your.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Nice Yes, there, you're going surprised.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
That is not that's a that's a I generated Barbie doll.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
I am surprised they put on this show.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I mean, can we get some sort of a zoom
or no?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Right, yeah, there we go go. I am very surprised
they put her in prison.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Maybe it's a reality show Paris Felton's the Tour or something.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, so think.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It was the Jason invitation.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
It was. It melted your brain.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
You miss one hundred percent of the girls who don't bang.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
True, Okay, all right, I would banging the margarita.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
It sounds like something I was galls.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
A Flora woman is reportedly facing seven felt charges after
she allegedly pursued a sexual relationship with a boy she
met at a funeral. Isla Gonzale Selenas, twenty, allegedly met
the child in November twenty twenty four, before she and
the boys started messaging with one another on a social

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media app. According to the arrest affidavit attained by w PEC,
Selenas and the child met up to engage in sexual
activities on multiple occasions throughout the month of December. While
the miner's age was redacted in the documents. She was
arrested and charged with seven felony counts of lute and
lacivious behavior, specifically lute or lascivius battery of a child

(01:00:41):
victim aged twelve to sixteen years of age. That's all
we have, Johnny de Booter.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Bang, I think you got a boot right, I mean,
you just you can't have the underage stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yeah, that's how I feel. But I sent this one,
so I can't. I already know what she looks like,
but I would.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I would say that if it was sort of if
if it was older. And these are just other nondescript crimes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Meeting somebody at a funerals, Bang, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
I was just gonna say, I really have no problem
picking up people at the funeral, But.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Who is normally at funerals that you go to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Women who are I mean, that's like but it's like
what that's like shopping at the family reunion.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
The funerals nowadays are like those celebrations of life they say,
so people are while they're all dressed in black, right,
which who doesn't love a good black dress? Okay, but
they're all dressed in black, but they're smiling, they're celebrating,
there's drinking. I don't really see it as that much
different than a bar. Yeah, okay, so obviously the underage thing,

(01:01:46):
that's a that's a negative. But if it was any
other fact pattern, the funeral thing does not turn me off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Okay. So Brad Mader, she was banging the deceased, I
might entertained because that's metal.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
That's so metal.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Definitely no feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Brad's booting Jama Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I want a bang because it's she sounds cool. But
she's got three names, so I have to boot because.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Of that, which is like a serial killer name which parts?

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Which part?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
She sounds cool?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
I was just trying to figure out what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Wedding Wedding Crashes tells you you can pick up chicks
that you call. I could think of the movie Wedding Crashes.
He's like, this morning, I crashed the funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, what was his Name's a genius?

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I know what was his character?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Maybe a genius?

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Keller's banging Lisa.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
All right, Keller are traditional bang master. All right, let's
show the photo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Definitely Selena could go either way.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
I mean, her eyelashes are bigger than her banks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
She looks she.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Looks like she has three names though, So that's that's
a mugshot, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
See that's the problem there if you found her put
book Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
We don't do that here, We get we don't dig
too deep, you know, but you agree that it's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
If that's her worst picture.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Right right, that's not bad? Yeah, yeah, no, I mean
she's not a crack no, no, she has teth What.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Does chattoo on her? Next said, I'd love Kiddergarten.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Probably hooked on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
That's too rough.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
For me a Nickelodeon reference.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
All right, So this is a story that's been going
around you probably you may have heard about it. But
since we're on the on a roll here, a Florida
nurse was allegedly caught by her husband having sex with
his fifteen year old son following weeks of reported seduction,
and has lost her medical license. Alexis von Yates, thirty five,

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had her single state nursing license revoked last week as
she awaits criminal trial for a last July's alleged statutory
rape of the miner, who was visiting his father in Okalla,
Florida for the summer vacation. So basically, i'll give you
the synopsis. She and the step son are watching a

(01:04:16):
movie at one am today Netflix and chilled, yeah and
basically smoking the vape pen and she comes on to
him telling him that she's been horny for weeks. On
the night of July twenty sixth, Yates put her two

(01:04:38):
children to bed and then hung out with her fifteen
year old stepson in the living room couch. The pair
reportedly hit a THHC vape, played video games, and watched
a movie while his lineman father was working late at
around one am. This wasly Yates flipped on a horror
movie Terror Fire Too, by the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Way, trying to think if it was f one of
the hurricanes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Then further tempted the miner, declaring the movie was boring
and starting how and stating how horny she was because
she had not had sex in two weeks and she
was on her period, but yeah, I don't know. The
pair then cuddled closer, with the fifteen year old first
kissing Yates on the neck, and the pair proceeded to
make out with the Yates allegedly saying I wish you

(01:05:23):
were eighteen because you're not old enough, said the affidavit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Apparently this one has a considerable.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
More details, a lot to take in here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Yeah, he actually got this on literotic dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, a novel and Gates then kicked off her panties
and the pair engaged in oral sex and intercourse without
a condom. According to the affidavit, the unsuspecting father and
husband came home from his bluey dollar job to discover
his wife and son on the couch completely naked. The
fifteen year old rant out of the house, but allegedly

(01:05:56):
heard Gates explain that the child victim looked like his
father when he was younger. Okay that The father then
drove the son to his grandparents' house, telling the boy
he ruined his life.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
But where's the The wife didn't do it. The wife
didn't ruin his life, you know, the actual adult in
the scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
So that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
There's more, but judgment is not part of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
It's true, So that's it. We'll leave it at that.
I mean, that's a long story.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
That was So you boot in the kid or you
booting the woman.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Oh this is the female.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
H Keller is banging and Lisa is booting. She said
this is an EU and I agree, So I'm gonna boot.
I don't care if she's probably I don't give a ship.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Now I can't I can't comment because I read the
whole article already. So okay, I've seen this one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
You've seen what she looks like. Okay, Brad, hmm, are
you do? Uh no, boot, I don't like anything with kids.
I know, I know it's challenging.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Yeah, I mean again with the with the under age, but.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
In the peero, if you mean, what the fuck the
yeast infection? Maybe a ut I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
So so let me ask you so kind of word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I'm trying to what did he say? What I say?
A lot of ship up ahead, my friend. All right,
I'm back in it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
It's that you want to be but you're here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
If the kid was eighteen, yeah, you know, because again
it's like so easy to just say, well, obviously I'm
not sleeping with this girl. She's sleeping with fifteen year olds,
it's weird. But if she was eighteen, is the is
the issue that she's sleeping with the steps on? Is
that is that what you have.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I don't know. I think it's just all around.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
You know, she's she's cheating on the husband, right, which
is not cool, not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
And she's sleeping with the juvenile.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
But again, in my scenario, I'm trying to make him
eighteen because obviously it's so easy to just say no,
right right boots, because obviously, but if she's if the
kid is eighteen, right like, which is okay, right like
legally and all that. If the kid's eighteen, I'm trying
to figure out, like is she is she doing anything
like so sketch that I would kick her out?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Then the next question would be if she's the step mom,
how long has she been the stepmom?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Did she raise him from like potty training age? Or
is it like I've been here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
We've all seen this porn, yes, you know what I mean,
like today not involving the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Juvenile per se, but.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Involving that situation, you know what I mean, Like she
was also in the Yeah, I mean there's literally porn
step porn all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
How old is she?

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
How old is she?

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Thirty five? Looks like Harry's In the comments she said,
who Carrie? Carrie I'm assuming that's meatloaf, Mama cane.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
In my scenario, I'm making the kid eighteen, and I'm
I'm probably gonna bang.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Okay, obviously in the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
In your own mind, you're just making that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Right, because again, you know, two underage scenarios tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
It's it's unfortunately very common in Florida, very common. It's
very hard to find most of those that doesn't involve kids.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, we probably have one one or five teachers a month.
All right, show the photos, no.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Objection, No, I mean, yeah, but that's sad booking photo.
See that's see That's what I was talking about. The
Alaska The booking photo looks like either way, right, Okay,
that what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Yeah, and she wasn't getting it for two weeks at.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Least is nothing. Have you ever been married?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
I'm just saying, like, why is her husband banger?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Because we're busy working. It's July in Florida. He and
he's alignsman. He just literally just got off an eighty
seven hours shift on the hurricane clean up. He's he's
putting electric lines back together.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
I forget that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Yeah, buddy, that does that up in New York.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Buried the one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
The guys in New York. They're coming down here after
the hurricanes to clean upe.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
He works crazy hours, man. I had two hot nurses
at the same time once. Yeah, and Laura was in
the same name.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
I held his hand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Well they did it, Yeah, they were, they were. They
were shoving the cat right up his right. I guess
that's always.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
If something is just on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
This one's a little different, all right. Our last booter
bang in the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Night like everybody's of age.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Yeah, maybe, kind of maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I hope it's the one I said.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I'm not sure, Joe. It is a local story, okay,
all right. The backstory, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office,
one there Hey woman later identified as Crystal Hess, thirty five,

(01:11:16):
got angry with a customer at a store in Polk
County on February eighth. Deputies say hesse through an unopened
PEPSI can into the victim's vehicle, then hitting the three
year old in the head that was also in the vehicle.
The child was not seriously injured.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Brick Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Hess then punched and kicked the victims vehicle, according to PCSO,
before taking off in a blue Hondai Elantra. I'm giving
you that. That's all you're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
She's driving an Alantra the Victims County.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Her name is Crystal, enough said.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Crystal method Crystal.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
So the whole decision is over whether or not we're
banging someone who throws a full PEPSI can into a car, sit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
To the fourth most popular So.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Crystal Myth, Crystal hass but close, Let me have my
own fancy for once. True Jesus, he.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Wants to do Crystal Myth, just not the drug.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Okay, I want to do Crystal hass I get it.
So you're banging, you're banking, did you guess, Johnny D?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Yeah, I mean I don't really think. I don't really
have any objection what she's done.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I mean, she's got a little anger management issue, but.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
The firecracker, no objection.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I mean no objection, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
She's a little angry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Ye, we're all a little angry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
But why did she get angry? Again?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
That was just a dispute that she had with some customers.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
And yeah, no, I don't have any pro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Doesn't say what pisted her off.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
I like a little anger, I like feisty pastia. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I'm with you, brother, Yeah, we're gonna bang.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I'm gonna I'm gonna boot this one because I know
Drew and he always tries to like with us.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
He gave us two good ones, I know, and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
He's given us two good ones, which is unusual considering
he usually gives us a bunch of uggs. Number three,
she's gonna be n she's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Keller and Lisa are both booting.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
She's getting a lot of boots around disappointment.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
I hope I win.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Nicely.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
That's a photo.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
He's got the handlebars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
She cut U. Yeah, she got the roots done.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
I mean she's busy, but she.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Could probably clean.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
She's definitely definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
No, she's not. That is not meth head.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
You can't tell really only has two teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
You can tell she doesn't have myth mouth. You can't
tell her teeth, but me mouth is more than just
the t H E. S. S.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Has trucks back, and it's better than ever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Truck up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Christmas has trucks here. Many of those stupid things that
Jesus my dad used to buy it every year and
even for even after they closed all the Hesses, he
would still get them from the company. But they I
think they stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
What if you found out her dad was mister hess
and he had a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
She's inheriting. She's got a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Four my son a bunch of those best trucks. Okay, Actually,
my son had a question for you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
One more for us, right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
No, that's we're done. We are bootered out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I thought I sent you a good one too, you did.
I sent you the article, I sent you the video,
and I sent you the booking.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Field texted to me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Yeah, the article, the video, and the booking photo.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Joe, you have to email it to him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I don't know, man, do you get submissions of these
only from us?

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
From us? I just okay?

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
So if ever you see a great article that you
think would send it our way?

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Okay, when did you send it, Joe? How many? How many?
Because here's the thing, like, first.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Off, Friday, Saturday, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
I could go through my phone of all the ship
Joe sends me. I got fifty fucking uh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
You have seventy five AI photos of the podcast because.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
You kept asking me for different versions.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
By the way, I drank the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
I wasn't gonna say anything, but I was. I was like,
every time I would look over it, you were taking
a sip.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Hey, Yeah, it got warmer, actually got better.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
And this was Joe's AI version of Johnny d.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Drollo. By the way, he did not approve of.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Didn't understand it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I was trying something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Yeah, I mean, looks nothing like him. But according to.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
AI, the AI is don't look at anything of me either.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
So do you want me to email it to you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
I mean, I don't know if it Saturday morning, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
I went through Sinco to Mayo since then and.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Then he didn't even remember ordering tickets to Now we're
going to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Know at first late night purchases before.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
I don't remember yesterday, sorry, long day, Joe, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Were with me, I know what did you exactly do?
On we went to Mi Casa.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
He got a ship ton of tequila.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Apparently I had tequila. Did you eat like tacos? Or
I had case of dias.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
But it was literally poured straight in my mouth by
this two times. And then after we we left, be
coastantly went across the street.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
But then you also had two or three patron Margarita's
two or three, and then you had three. Then you
had three uh Modellos, and then we went across the
street and then you had two of like the big jumbo,
and she gave you the top shelf one over there too,
So you were fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I don't remember coming home.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
You called as losers because we didn't want to stay
out later because it was like ten to thirty and
we're like, we have to fucking go to work tomorrow. Yeah,
it's a monday, yes, Keller, he was called a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Gringo by I was called Ao.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Yeah, sure was. That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Sorry, all right, we got some Drew news we're going
to talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Well, this one could be considered Drew news then if
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
To, Okay, you want to. Did you send it to me? Yeah?
I have not gotten text.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
I just I just sent it as an email.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Drinking Drew perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I'll pull it right up, than Joe, let me get
to it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
There it is, you got it already?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Pennsylvania woman deficates on car during road range incident. I
do remember that. Now, all right, this is a brad Mader.
We haven't Pennsylvania woman deficates on car during road rage incident.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
All right, so what's that my wife video?

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
Did you find? Joe?

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Actually the actual video?

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Yeah, we're going to turn it into one real quick,
it says. The incident and Prospect Park on Tuesday started
when one driver cut off the cut off the other.
While it was not initially reported to police, they learned
about it through a social media A bystander captured a
video and posted it on instagraming, I.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Know, I know it's being.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Joked about a lot. I know there's all kinds of
puns in windows, in humor online, but you know the
bottom line is we are sting it seriously. No, it
can't happen in this community. Prospect Park Police Chief David
Madonna said pre Madonna, no town wants this to happen
in their own town. The recognition a town gets over

(01:19:16):
this kind of thing is really unwelcome. We don't want this,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
So basically, she.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Got cut off in traffic and she poofed on the car.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
Yeah, so she jumped on the hood and shot on it,
or she just like kind of smeared her ass.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Why does budh bang first? Before you sew the video?

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
I gotta go through the stupid apparent.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
That's Boodhabang first before you get to.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
The police that wants to know where it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Is there tap this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
This is the actual video from Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Oh yeah, Pa, allegedly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
If you here's the thing. If you get if you
see the video on any of the news broadcasts, they
blow out everything. They skip the part where she does it,
and they blow out. But if you get the actual video,
it's got the full thing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Wait, so you have to find so he sent you
a separate link.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Then no, it's there's this. There's the separate one there.
I gave you the second link is the actual video?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Okay, Like I can't find it on?

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
Yeah, you're finding it on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Uh oh, this is the Instagram that'st me log in, Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Well, I didn't have to log in. I don't even
have an account.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
It's making me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I don't even have an account. I watch it without
an account.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Don't go to porn hub, go to the other one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Just close it here, Just close it there, Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
So no one's no one's bagging.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Where's your sound?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
You're so tiny, nobody's gonna be able to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Joe, I can't control your computer.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
We can see it just fine. Oh my god, she
literally diaryad all over that fucking car.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
You could to back it up and do it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
I don't know if it'll let you back it up.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Well, it'll start over, just give it a second. It
looks like she's spray painted the front end of that car.
I mean, just refresh the page. Close that out, make
it quick, y'all. Gotta look.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Can't make that big.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
She once back there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
It's not the greatest video, but no, it's not the point.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Yeah, I'm trying to make it big. It won't look.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
I mean she just shot in her car then, too,
because that was not a clean ship.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Well she said it was that she didn't even need
toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Afterwards, when they interviewed the ones, I have a monk
shot here, brad bang.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I would love to see just for a park of it.
But I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
You can't say boot you mean bang?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Oh yeah, the other way right. Oh, we're still we're
gonna boot her bank might as well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Okay, we're gonna nobody's sitting on cars.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Yeah we have, Carrie says boot. Crazy people shipping in
public and Lisa is also booting so far is the
only banger Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Can't it happens there a lot?

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
I mean, yeah, really, she's so happy about it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
She looks like she just dropped the kids off at school,
went and got like a three bottle of wine pack
and then she's like heading back to just like drink
her life away and the stay at home mom.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
She kind of looks like she's going right now.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
She's doing again on a regular day. Yeah, her all day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Yeah, for sure, that's a regular day.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
As long as she's not she doesn't shoot on my car,
We're good to go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
Don't she shoots on you, Joe, because she probably does
lose bowels. She can just rear her cheeks up and
just ship across the hood of a car project.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
She's probably getting divorced.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Now, do you represent the car or do you represent
the shitter?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Both? Both?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Yeah, that's a Hyundai Electro. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I want to make sure we can talk about this,
John go ahead. Uh, you did some casework in Orlando.
I did back in the day, back in the day.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Are we good to talk about that stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
All right? So?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Johnny d uh, he was on the legal team. I
would say for Casey Anthony.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Right, we were on the civil team, right, So it
was actually my first day working for the firm that
she got acquitted. She was she was acquitted on July
fifth of twenty eleven. That was my first day at
my firm, and obviously, just like everybody else, everybody watched
the verdict and you know, and then our phone started
blowing up. I did not know why. Okay, you know

(01:23:47):
again it was my first day, and the paralegal said, oh, well,
you know, we represent her on on you know, the
civil stuff, because Morgan and Morgan had sued her found
some nanny and you know, remember the story was that
the kid was originally taken by the nanny and this,
that and the other. And what they basically tried to
do is say it was it was defamation per se. Right,

(01:24:08):
Defamation per se being if you accuse some of a
crime or say they have aides or something along those lines,
you don't really have to do anything other than just
prove that that statement was made and it's boom onto
the damage of stage. So that's what Morgan and Morgan did.
They tried to say that this poor girl whose name
was similar to the name that Casey gave was the somehow,

(01:24:29):
some way her life was ruined. And then there was
another if everybody remember it was just somebody with the
name like a dummy man, it was a dummy. And
then the other person that sued her. There was a
couple people that suit her. But the other person's suitor
was that Texas Equi Search group who essentially and their

(01:24:50):
claim was, you know, it's pretty colorable, to be honest
with you, I mean, you know, good claim. I mean,
they basically searched under the guys that the child was
still alive. And at the time, everybody knew, you know,
Casey and everybody else knew that the child was not
a lot, right, So that's fraud, right, you're inducing someone
to act. That being said, you know, we we felt that,

(01:25:12):
you know, on Nancy Grace and all those other all
those other shows, these Texas Eco Search people were they
were getting so much publicity.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Now you just gave Keller some more ammunition for Nancy
Drew by.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
The way, Nancy, did I say Nanci Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Anyway? By the way?

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Okay, yeah, So then and then there was another one
and this, that and the other. But we we basically
went through her, I mean We spent about two years
and you know, we worked, you know, we worked on
her case.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
And now Laura actually went out on the search team.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
It wasn't a search team. They just were taking volunteers
to search. You know. They had like a grid search
setup and so every day they would take little groups
of people and me and my sister and one of
our cousins we drove to Orlando and we did a
search and we were searching in this wooded area and
the water was higher than our ankles, probably like you know,

(01:26:04):
a quarter the way down or like I mean it
was it was not like you know, puddles that we
were walking in and uh yeah, we found something they
thought could have been like because we were walking in water,
somebody found like a grease. It looked like a grease
like on top of the water. And we were like
in the woods and like it's really weird and some
of the like the leader of the search was like

(01:26:24):
that could be dcomp everyone out and so like we
had to leave. But it wasn't. It wasn't what you know,
it wasn't where she was found.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Was that like volunteer credit when you were in high school.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
No, it was after high school. We just wanted because
we're crazy. Yeah, yeah, so we like it was. Yeah,
we were walking along the sow this road and there
was like this really deep like it was just like
a little ditch or whatever, but it was overgrown with
like shrubs and whatnot. And they're like look under every bag,
you know, anything you can think of, like just search everywhere.

(01:26:56):
So people were like walking with sticks and like trying
to lift up whatever. And at one point me and
my sister and my cousin like made this chain. I
am I holding onto the back of pants and the
next one is down and trying to search down this lake. Yeah,
it was. It was a day.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Did you look for Gabby Potito too?

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
No? I did not, but it was she.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Looked for my wiener last night. No, So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
So you know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
It takes a search party.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
That's the one they found in the trunk, right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Uh, they well it was in the trunk at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Okay, So yeah, a little background. I that's a funny story.
Well I want to bring it up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Well, it was his like early on, like obviously, and
John's like early days, you know, and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
It was cool to be a part of There's no
question about it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
You weren't on her criminal defense. You were on her
civil defense, but for her, not against her.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Was that the first job you had or like right
after passing are the.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
First job I had was working for just like a
mortgage closure company, playing a firm. We were working for
the banks. I mean it was two thousand and eight,
two thousand and nine. Yeah, I probably did mine, Yeah, bastard,
but I knew obviously I didn't want to do that
long term. So yeah, I got with this firm and
we were doing state and federal criminal and civil stuff.

(01:28:18):
I mean, quite frankly before I went into criminals, so
I had a lot more federal criminal you know, experience,
and I did actual state work, right, and then you know,
kind of just went from there. The Casey stuff was
just I mean it was all you know, pro bono
and all that kind of stuff, and eventually we just
we put her in bankruptcy and she went through that
and then it was over.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
So now she pops up every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
And she tried to be a private investigator. Yeah, yeah,
she was.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Yeah, I mean she was working for.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Now she's wanting to be a paralegal.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
I think I think she's working on She's also she
started a TikTok after TikTok was like off the phones
and then it came back. Really, you know, after it
was gone for a few days, she started a TikTok account,
and everyone's like, now, I was just trying to make
money off of TikTok, and so people.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Are she's gotta make money somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
She really never did that, right, right, I mean, she
never monetized her story. I mean, she could have very
she did a thing for I think it was Peacock
or NBC. I'm unsure that she got any money for
that one way or the other. But I mean she
could have easily sold her rights.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Because she was found not guilty, so she made tons
of money off of it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
I mean, she never wrote a book. She never did
a made for TV movie where she kind of lent
her licensing. I mean, so I heard her to her credit,
like she always said I would never do that, and
she still did this day. Hasn't yep, but OJ did.
If I would have done it, yeah, right, But he
didn't kill alright, all.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Right, So we don't get too crazy political on the show.
But Trump's always in the news, so we got to
talk about some stuff. Trump orders the reopening of Alcatraz Prison.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
That's gonna cost more money just to get it up
to code, and it would be to like save money. Yeah,
you could build a whole new prison from school than
you could then you could frighten to we have you?

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Have you been to Alcatraz?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I have not, but I one of my favorite movies
in the world is The Rock. Yes, I love that movie.
I just it's one of a great cage. It was
just well done, it was exciting. It was just one
of my It's a great movie. And I just think
it would cost more money from everything that I've read
about the Alcatraz to begin with that, it would cost
more money to rehabilitate the island to get it up

(01:30:32):
to like living code, than it would be to just
build a new prison somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
And the problem in the desert somewhere the problem also,
like I like Escape from Alcatraz.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
There's a couple of other good movies on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
It, but it kind of showed what the problem was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
It's a salt water it just destroys everything.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yeah, so that's why they were able to dig out
of their cells.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
But it's so far away that they have to literally
ship by boat, oil, fuel, food, everything, and it's just
costs so much money to get a ferry boat to
bring everything over to that island in order to keep
it running.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Are the ferry boats or the like a PC?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
I don't know one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
I'm just saying water.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
The tug.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
That's pronounced differently, Yeah, it might be. Now are you emptied?

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
You need anything?

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Over there?

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Johnny D on the black and Tan black and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Anybody want another honey beer? I think we have one
or two more. They're probably a smidge colder than they
were last.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Time, Smidge. I think I'll do one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
You want one?

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna do a honey beerm sure, gotta
take my meds. It's nine o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
We're gonna do a couple of stories and we're gonna
cut Johnny D out of here. We know he's got
a busy day tomorrow. He'll be emailing me at six am.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Yeah, what is tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Tomorrow is Wednesday? The seventh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Man, these things. This company fills this goddamn beer up.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Like right to the to the key.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
It's insane. What what how old were you when you
learned how to drive?

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
God? Probably thirteen fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
About you, John, Yeah, probably, I think fifteen and a
half fish right before, right before turning sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Not seven, right, Okay, So seven year old drives him
and his sister to McDonald's. I would have done that,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
So I learned. I learned how to drive on a
stick shift. So yeah, I did two three on the tree.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
How old are you? No, I don't even know how
to drive a stick shift?

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Yeah no, Well, I mean it doesn't tell me what
kind of car it is. I'm trying to find I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Sure it's not a stick shift.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Who said it was a stick shift? I'm trying to
find it. I had it pulled up and then it disappeared. Yeah,
we had an old GMC three on the tree, and
then my buddy had a farm truck that we used
to drive out in the farm all the time, and
same thing, three on the tree. All right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
I want to know what they ordered, and I want
to know if it was a stick shift. A Utah
mom woke up to police knocking on her door Sunday morning,
telling her that her seven year old son had taken
his five year old sister on a drive to a
different city. In an interview with Next Star, Whitney Bush
said that she woke up early to check on her
four children and went back to bed when she found

(01:33:48):
everyone asleep in bed. Later, a knock on the door
alerted her to the fact that her car and two
of her children were missing. I absolutely had my heart
and my stomach. I had no idea what's going on.
I was just being told different stories of what was happening.
According to Ogin Police Department, they received calls about a
reckless driver around eight am on April twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Officers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Officers began to pursue the vehicle, but soon disengage when
they noticed the age of the driver and assessed the
risk to the public. The vehicle later hit a parking
strip and police responded to the scene.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
What's that? Oh, thank you? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
The vehicle later had a park a parking strip and
police responded to the scene of the crash. The children
were found unharmed. According to officers, The drive from the
family's home in Clearfield to where the car crash and
Ogin was about ten miles Ogden, Thank you, Ojindin Miss
the Drew News intro. No, We're not doing to get
into the music.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
You suck, doesn't say anything about what they were trying
to order.

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
Oh that would make it anything?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Did they make it?

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
Is it still Booter Bank?

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
No, it's true news.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Uh everything underage.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
So I figured, I mean, if they had a photo
of the mom, we could technically Boter Bank.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
Okay, No, I'm good here, thank you for.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
That's they do have a photo of her.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Man they that car up. It was an s u
V too. It wasn't even a small car. That kid
was like driving a Ford SUV. Here's the kid was.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Driving the mom Whitney.

Speaker 5 (01:35:40):
That is That is the filter of the century. So
air brushed.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
It was a little off.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
One eye was hired.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Yeah, they were all sleeping when I came back in.
So I had laid back down, two of them in.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
My bedroom and the next thing I know, I'm getting off.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
I'm walking into my kitchen and I have knocking at
my door and I go to open it and I
look out and my car's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Clearfield Police Department was there to tell her.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I think her boyfriend was there knocking something else how
about it, And she maybe forgot the kids were missing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Two kids were in her bed with her.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Something else is going on. I don't believe her.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
This is the car scroll back up, that's the car.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Oh Jesus, Yeah, I could fix it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
I guess I don't really remember being seven or five,
but I don't know that I was considering.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
I couldn't. I couldn't even reach the pedals.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
But the thing is, you know that's not the first. Yeah,
you know, that's not the first time that kid is
snuck out of the house. Because a kid doesn't go
from being an angel baby to stealing your car to
drive his younger sister to McDonald's. So why hasn't she
things in place to keep those kids like secure in
the house while you're sleeping, like higher locks on your doors, like.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
That kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
This is a parent issue, There's no question about it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Yeah, your dad obviously they were starving and said let's
go to McDonald's, right because which is also part of
the pro exactly that point.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Just give him, give him a phone with uber eats
and let them water.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Parents.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
And this is where dad calls me and wants an
emergency emotion exactly, and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
That I would that I would.

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
You're not a big emergency motion guy, because like, what's
really an emergency? I would argue that mom not paying
attention to the kids and yeah, the kids probably being starving.
I'd argue, this is an emergency.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
There you go, some ridiculous emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Jesus, Thank you, Kyle Sokell. I am drinking my water
with my medication on the Nasty Savage.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Thank you. Donated by Kyle so Nasty Savage.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
After wait, hold on, John, have you heard the No,
of course he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Don't tell them all the bad news. You know, I
want to come back again.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
Telling the sponsor of our show was donated to me
because we were having a show that was running really long,
and he had to go to the bathroom. And instead
of saying, there's somebody on the phone on the phone
doing an interview, instead of saying hang hang on, I
gotta go, Peete or everybody else, keep in talking, he
grabs my fucking cup and he pisses in my cup. No,

(01:38:20):
this is the one that was donated because place the
one you're drinking out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
It was one that was a nicely engraved one with.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
It was yeah it said easily distracted by Wieners with
the docks and like engraved and it was really nice,
like special order by me, like it was.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
I would reuse it for the same purpose. I wouldn't
reuse it as any other purpose, but I don't actually
have any problem.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Then you're encouraging him to have a pea cup at.

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
It, right, we're coaging him to use my cups to
pee in. He can pee in his cups.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
All he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
That was my cup.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
We got my Low's bucket.

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Yeah, he had a bucket in here the week after.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
That's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Actually, it was a long interview. It was an important interview.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Outside, I was right here asleep and oh yeah, it
depends on sponsor.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Yeah, anybody Jesus christ Alec Baldwin. Rust released in theaters.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
They finally finished the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Finally finished.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
It's been in post production for like two years.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Well it got delayed, Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Did they have to go back and finish scenes or
was it done by the time the shooting started or
the shooting happened there.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Was something that they hadn't finished yet.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Shoot one guy, everything gets Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
I think it was a woman that died, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Don't ruin it, Hey, Lena Hutchins, I don't even know
the name of the movie that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Okay, okay, nobody's seen it though. Nobody fanning scene. I mean,
was that the one where he killed the yeah, operator,
director of photography.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Or something like that, And there were so many like
things that should have not happened. Obviously, you shouldn't have
had real bullets. Obviously the person should have checked. Obviously,
even if it's a fake gun, you don't point it
at somebody like But I mean, I guess you're on
a movie set.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
You assume it's safe because.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
I don't know if it's I don't know if it
was this movie or they were just talking about it
in general, but they say that like the prop guns,
they'll use real bullets to like, you know, they're out
in the desert, they'll like shoot you know, they're not
doing a scene. They'll be like, go shoot the can.
They'll be like having a fun time with their friends.
But that should be where you draw the line. You

(01:40:41):
can have liked, has a gun the on site. Real
bullets should never be in the prop guns so that
there's never that mistake. So you can even if they're
real guns, do not put real bullets in those guns.
Always out the blank.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
On the crow. Yes, Uh, he actually took the gun
and put to his head because he was a blank
and even blanks. If you take a blank and shoot
it a bottle, smashed bottle. Yeah, it's the pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Yeah, So we were I'm watching Tiger King for the
first time because we're gonna have attorney Joseph Fritz on
the show. He represented Don Lewis Don Lewis for the
first first time. I've never seen it, So he's gonna
come on the show. We're going to talk to him
about Tiger King. But there's a cat I didn't know it.

(01:41:32):
There's a kid that killed himself.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
Exotics husband's boyfriends whatever he was, he didn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Yeah, have you seen that or I just saw it.
I just saw that episode like last week.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
It was his boy friend.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
The boyfriend he thought because the mag was out of
the gun that there was no bullet in it. It
was in the chamber, so he put the gun to
his head thinking, oh, and he shot himself in front
of somebody that worked in the office and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
He was just camera was one and two actually returned
to one of your questions. So there was a gay
divorce that I did. Two guys, and I got a
call from my client's mother saying that the client was deceased,
which I didn't know what from right. Could have been

(01:42:17):
car accident, could have been natural causes. I didn't I
didn't know how old, I didn't know what he was.
You know, could have been you know, obviously given the
subject matter, could have been you know, I don't know.
The boyfriend had taken one of those like circular like
cutting wood, like a belt, a belt sander, but not

(01:42:37):
a sander, but a fucking saw circular and attacked my
client with.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
It, filled them with a circular sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Yeah, a circular saw.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
That is a terrible way to go.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
It was a wild discretion.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
You have to hold that blade guard up in order
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Fine, then, however, you know, you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Could bag a dude. That's okay, we don't judge the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Here's the thing, the guy. I believe that that's what happened.
What the story apparently is that my client committed suicide.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
That way, what suicide.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
Suicide won't pay out the insurance policies.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
I don't know anything about that part of it. I'm
just saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
I mean, the mother who called me said that she
thought it was the boyfriend, because the boyfriend is the
one who found him or the husband that he found him.
I think that's a wild way.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
It was still classified as a suicide Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
I tried to get them to be like I tried
to get them to get you and me on board,
right to try and figure that out, because my guess is,
there's all kinds of technicalities with that, right if someone
kills you that way, it's a different angle somehow nuts
to do you do it from the side, do you
do it straight up?

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Hard to do with skills, That's what I like.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Like the noise alone would freak me out, even like, yeah,
because she had to.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Hold guard unless it's an accident, I mean you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
It was in a bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Yeah, there's no reason that you should have a power.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Unless as anybody can get Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
Isn't there that story where a woman was stabbed like
thirty some odd times and they said, oh, she committed suicide,
and but they're like her family and everyone's like, there's
no fucking way you can stab yourself that any times.
And it wasn't like they were shallow cuts or nicks,
like they were actually like stab one and they have it.
They still have it listed as a suicide, and they're

(01:44:40):
trying everything they can to get it turned over and
figure out who did it, because the person or.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Something I would like to know if it was a
skill saw though, like there could be different ones that
could kill them like quickly like that, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Mean I have them all across the street. If we
want to do tests, are you having to pull any
up andrew circulars?

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
How do you want? How do you want me to
label it? Joe?

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
A circular?

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
Because I know what it looked like because I saw
a picture of it, But I just don't know. I
don't know how to sort of describe it. I mean,
there's a circulus, yeah, basically can you zoom in a bit?

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
Mean yeah, something similar to that? Not not that looks
pretty nuts, to be honest with you. Something similar to that.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
What's the big drum looking thing?

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Hand it was?

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
It was?

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
It was definitely hand.

Speaker 5 (01:45:38):
She's a handheld.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
This is like way more hoppy. No no, no, no,
it was circular like.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
You can you can you can get a circular staw
that's smaller, like I have a four and a half
inch one.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
I think I do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
It's easy to handle.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
Something like that. That's handheld That's what I have.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
One like it was it had a handle on top,
and it was like, I think it's closer to six inches.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
It turns you're using words that I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
All right, let's see bandsaw.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
That I mean a handheld band. Yeah, you know what,
but there's a handheld band.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
A lot closer to that, just without the just sorry,
without the crazy handle. Yeah, either way, all the pictures
are nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Yeah, I just a it's very difficult to use something
like that to kill yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
Like the thing means heavy, right, Yeah, you're talking about
ten twelve pounds. You have to hold it on it awkward,
blow it at yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
And it was it was I mean he had a
fucking I mean he was almost severed.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
I mean it's fast, but still like you yeah, man,
it's an awkward position to try to do this.

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
Yeah, you would think that once it hits your skin,
your hands are of like right, and then it's like
there's no way.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
It's so I mean, I haven't been around too many
of those. It's so fucking loud, right right.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
When Joe's working in the garage, I have to leave
the house.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
Yes, that's that's probably one of the more nuts stories
that I have, which isn't really family law related, but
I guess it is. But that's probably the craziest story
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
And they still it's still considered a suicide because they
haven't they didn't declare it was.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Yeah, I mean I never heard from him again, Like
I tried to.

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
Well, he didn't call you again.

Speaker 4 (01:47:25):
No, And I you know, I just I didn't talk
to the mom after a couple of weeks, Like she
just kind of went different.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
I wonder if the husband will kill his next husband. Yeah, probably,
Like remember that name and like in ten years, like
google search it and see if he's in prison for murder.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was. That was a wild
That was a wild discussion. Have that mother, I'm sure anyway,
carry on.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
Actually, the next one power ball winner accused of kicking
deputy during fight at Trade Winds Resort.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
Good. Yeah, a man who just won.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
One hundred and sixty three point three million dollars is
powerball jackpot ended up behind bars just days later after
investigators say he kicked a deputy in the face during
a fight at a popular beach resort. The backstory, according
to an arrest affidavit followed by the Panels County Sheriff's Office,
James Farting, No, it's actually Farthing, not farting fifty got

(01:48:18):
into a fight with another guest at the Trade Winds
resort shortly after eleven pm Tuesday, when a deputy tried
to break up the fight. Investigators say Farthing kicked the
deputy in the face and tried to run away. Deputies
arrested Farthing on charges of battery on a law enforcement
officer and resisting arrest. His girlfriend, Jacqueline fight Master, was

(01:48:39):
also arrested.

Speaker 5 (01:48:41):
Can I just say he's actually pronouncing that correctly exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
His girlfriend, Jacqueline fight Master spelled exactly the way it sounds,
was also arrested on disorderly intoxication.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
Bang we can, Joe?

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Do you want to bang for sure? Banging? Brad? Yes, okay,
Johnny d Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Whether whether or not she went along for the ride,
she backed her boys play. She's like, if you're getting arrested,
I'm getting arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
To more shows.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
That's loyalty right there.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
I actually do have an honest question though, if you
won the lottery in that amount, are you are you
taking a lump sum or are you doing the annuity thing?

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
You know, if I trusted the government, I would do
the annuity. But I don't think that they're going to
be around for thirty years to pay me.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Yeah, exactly. I would be happy with the lump sum.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
Yeah, because the lump sum is you got to think
even if it's just half of one sixty, that's eighty Yeah,
I can let enough like that seems Yeah, that seems
like the right move.

Speaker 5 (01:49:46):
But every single lottery person who wins takes the lump
sum and then they're finally bank within like five years,
Like they just don't know what to do once they
get all that money.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
I would take the annuity. You gotta start a podcast
because it forces you not to blow it all. And
it's like what really if you can live, Like do
you really need more than twenty million or fifteen million
a year? Like what are you going to do with
more than fifteen million?

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
I agree to an extent.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
But the government does the government give you the annuity
for you to control or in the government's control, And
they're like, okay, we'll give you. You're right, who's in control?

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
That's in other words, do they give you the full amount,
but like you give it to like New York Life
or something, right, you know they administer it. They want
to Yeah, they want to keep They want to keep
your money and keep it in their pensions.

Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
Here's the So I get the annuity, but they pay
I give them my checking account, routing number and all
that shit. And then let's say six years later, I
don't like my bank and I want to change banks.
Now you got to call fucking tallahass and say, change
my routing number to my lottery winnings.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
I mean, you have you're collecting fifteen million dollars a year.
Do you think you're you're you're slightly inconvenience to change?

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
Are going?

Speaker 4 (01:50:55):
Where are you getting that from?

Speaker 6 (01:50:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
He said they want one hundred and sixty million. I'm
just I'm just throwing a number out there.

Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
Like, Oh no, I think Andrew's right. I think I
think they spread it out over it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
Yeah, it's over like twenty nine years or something like that.
But still, I mean, if you're making ten, fifteen to
twenty million a year from the annuity, do you really
need to collect I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Know that it's am I offer, Am I wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
Like, I don't know much.

Speaker 4 (01:51:19):
That's only six years. If it's ten million a year.

Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
Okay, I'm just I'm just throwing a number. I don't
know how much the person will.

Speaker 5 (01:51:27):
He wanted what was your what was your college degree.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
In advanced math?

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
He said it. Maybe you missed its one hundred and
sixty million.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
I'm just throwing like a number out there.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Six was the point.

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
If there is a billion dollar, Ye're probably right. It
was only one hundred and sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
Even if they've given you two million a year.

Speaker 4 (01:51:47):
Still I don't disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
Yeah, like you can't spend more than I mean, I
guess you could not buying a helicopter every year.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
But okay, let's say you do the house, the boat,
your mom wants a car, your dad.

Speaker 3 (01:51:59):
You're gonna the problem that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
Then Sally's coming out of the woodwork and she needs
a new car, and yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
Don't get nothing, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
Butter bank? What not? Fight master?

Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
Oh, fight master? Everyone's bank.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Everybody's banging.

Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
I've already seen this, so I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Yeah, I mean, you know that's her booking photo. She's
happy to be there. She's like, I'm married. I'm gonna
marry this millionaire dude. I don't care what happens. I'm
going to jail with them farting. I know it looks
like it, right, looks like he is James Farthing. I'm
sure you bonded out come on the drinking. What are
you talking about, Jesus about me being I did.

Speaker 5 (01:52:40):
Not go to college for an advanced literature degree.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
One more question, Yeah, go ahead. It's like, even if
you take the lump sum and you end up with
I don't know, supposedly eighty billion dollars or whatever the cram,
it's usually half. Sorry. One you get eighty, I mean,
you could quit your job and your whole job would
actually be managing that money. Right, So even like with

(01:53:07):
interests alone, you're gonna be making question.

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
If you put it into an account and getting all
that interest. But the problem is that everyone takes that
and buys the house, buys the boat, right, and now
that five years later they're out of money, and well,
not you, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Sure everyone says, not me.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
You do it on time? John stories about four minutes.
All right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
A couple shocked to find scary note hidden in new home?

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
What the fuck is that? All right? They say?

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
A woman named Anita Rayner and her husband, who moved
into a new home a few months ago, discovered a
creepy note warning them about something inside.

Speaker 5 (01:53:55):
New and new to them, new to them, new to them.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
The duo move right out side of Seattle, Washington. One night,
when the couple was in their kitchen chatting about house
renovations they wanted to make, the suddenly found an eerie
handwritten note in one of their cabinets. My husband and
I were just chatting in the kitchen deciding how we
should set up one particular display cabinet, Rainer said to

(01:54:20):
the outlet, I got down at an angle and suddenly
let out a cry of what the f is that?

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
It was?

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
This really well hidden bit of paper, tightly tucked into
the top of the cabinet, totally out of sight unless
you got all the way down like I was looking up,
She explained, The folded up note read don't look under
the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:54:47):
How many people would start tearing the fuck out of
their floor?

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
I mean, would you that's the thing? Yes. When Rader
turned over.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
The note, it had a series of random numbers two
nine zero six, five, three, zero, zero, four.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Eight nine three eight two plus one Now.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
Show the note. It doesn't really come out very well
in here, but this is kind of where it was.
Wow scary, Yeah, very scary.

Speaker 5 (01:55:12):
Well, the other one is, yeah, don't look under the floor.
But if there's a drawer on top of that, it
could have been in the drawer and then like fell
out because it was too full. But still don't look
under the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Says wow.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Most people probably wouldn't be able to sleep. After discovering
the spooky message, the couple surprisingly found it funny. It
was both hilarious and kind of exciting to think that
there might be some hidden mystery here.

Speaker 3 (01:55:37):
You find something from Do you ever find something stuck
behind a drawer that you didn't know from the previous owner?

Speaker 5 (01:55:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:55:43):
Yeah, sticky book that's from the previous owner, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:55:57):
We're gonna believe that one like a glamour magazine or something.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
No, when I'm gonna tell the story again again for
the fifth time on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
When I tell the story, no, it's not. It is
considering whom I ex Now it's true.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
Okay, let's combine this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
We're gonna we're gonna not tell another drinking with Drew
and Drew news story, because again we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
I lived in Ebor City, Okay, the condos, the quarter.
I lived there for ten years.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
We have a group page, and on the group page,
people commonly put up, you know, stuff for sale, stuff
for free, YadA YadA. So somebody put up that there
was a coffee table for free nightstand.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
It was like a like a critic, like one of
those pull out shelves that you can use like a
desktop kind.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
Of thing, which I don't use. Yeah, I could use,
so it's still in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
I went out to their building and it was a separate,
totally separate building that we have three buildings in the quarter.
They lived in one building. I went over and grabbed
it for free, and it was two There was a
gay couple that lived there, and I went there, I
got it and it was a very heavy fucking thing.
I literally dragged it from one building to the next.

(01:57:17):
It was yeah, brought it over to the to my
condo and literally I had it for years.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Four or five years. Okay, Okay, by this house, you
mean you may move into this house.

Speaker 5 (01:57:30):
I'll take over.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
Laura moves in with me, you can now take over.

Speaker 5 (01:57:36):
So he was using it as a nightstand. So the
bottom drawer got left open one day and so I was,
I don't remember what you kept in buying my cat. No, No,
it was open, so she was able to get into
the drawer. And then the back panel of the drawer
didn't go all the way to the top. It was
like it was like half piece of wood. So she
was able to get behind the drawer and I didn't

(01:58:00):
realize she was back there. So I go to like
close the drawer and it's like not going away, and
she's like and I was like, oh God. So I
pull a thing and I like, I'm like, I see, oh,
she's able to get back there. I like put my
hand back there like scooter, and I was like, well,
let me make sure she didn't knock anything. And I
think you felt like your socks in there or something
like that at the time. So I'm like reaching back
there and I'm I'm feeling what's in there, and I

(01:58:21):
feel something and I pull it out and it's a
book that's like a gay sex romance book or something
like that, and I kind of shit my pants because
I'm pretty I can't. I can't remember. It was before
or after I found this book. I think it was
after I found out that my ex before him is

(01:58:45):
now homosexual. So I'm sitting there like not again. So
then I take the book and I'm like, I think
he lost something, and he's like, what the fuck is that?
God again, I swear that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
My dad, and she tells me where she got it.
I'm like, God, it all made sense because you're overlooking.
It's probably the cats. Damn gay cats.

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
He tried to blame it on the cat too, not
that there's anything wrong with that at all.

Speaker 5 (01:59:29):
Did they figure out what was under the floor, No.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Story over back to They were expecting it to be
some number relating to at least something.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
They didn't give up. The couple took on the challenge
as if they were playing a game of clue. We
divided it by our unit number, zip code, year of
the building was built, to see if we could get
a whole number or number of something.

Speaker 2 (01:59:54):
No luck.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
Their last resort was posting it to Reddit to see
if any helpful commuter commentors could help them solve the
bizarre mystery, and a cryptologist a few people commented on
a post, insisting the code on the back was a
library card, a number for a library card, probably the
name of a book. Imagine you tear up a floorboard

(02:00:15):
and find another note that just says made you look.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
Dick. That's all I got. All right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
We want to thank Johnny D for coming out.

Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Johnny enjoy he's driving all the way out here.

Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
If you're not getting the D, I'll give you the D.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
It was a great time. I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
We thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40):
Anytime you want to kill a Tuesday evening, you're definitely welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:00:44):
Hopefully we didn't scare you away too much.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
You know, Uh, I will expect an email at six am. A.
He's an early riser for the most part, like fifteen,
so you know, I mean I used to be an
early riser, but now I'm working more late cases.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
So you know, I try. You know, you do, man,
I wake up that a lot. Yeah today, Actually, all right,
anybody have anything before we go.

Speaker 4 (02:01:14):
Grad For that reason, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (02:01:17):
I'm enjoying the s Guatemala beer all beer.

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Check out the must I kill Ramon's tribute. So yeah,
that was a good. Uh cover of that and make
it blow up on YouTube so I can retire there.

Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
You're going to get monetized on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Search must not kill on YouTube. You'll enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:35):
It's a good and while you're at it, go ahead
and subscribe to The Drinking with Drew Show. If you
are really lucky, I'll send you a sticker. I'm getting
new shirts made, so be prepared.

Speaker 3 (02:01:45):
Can we send out a congratulations to our buddy Jason
he hit one hundred thousand subscribers on a tube channel.

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
H Simon's I'm going to give him a lot. You
got it? Just take it?

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
Yeah, He's like, you're a spurry as me. Sit down,
b Hi, guys, spend the Drinking with Drew Show. We
had a good time with Johnny Dee and drinking the
honey beer. Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
We'll see you next week Tuesday, seven thirty See you then.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Peace. Peace, all right, everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:02:17):
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We'll see you next week.

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