If Humans Couldn't Lie

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on? Everybody, It's Drew. Welcome to the Drinking
with Drew Show. We are a little late. I apologize.
We had some last minute adjustments we had to make
in the studio for a few of our prime guests.
They just were not looking as good as they could,
so we had to jump in and make some adjustments.
So Pajama Joe should look a little more flattering tonight,

(00:23):
and Jason he can see I guess brad materer in studio.
So we've got a bunch of people here. We're trying
to perfect this for our viewers and make this an
amazing time. So sorry, we are four minutes late or
eight whatever it is, but we do have a good show.
We have a pack pamphlet. Tonight we have cookie dough whiskey.
We're gonna try that. Remember I bought eleven old smoky whiskeys,

(00:48):
so we're running through all of them this summer. I
probably what do we have like three six seven left?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
This will be our fourth one, okay, so we have
quite a few more. Tonight it's cookie dough, so we're
going to try that, and again Jason Stalwarts back from Thailand,
so we're gonna see if Jason talk tie. We'll see
how good Jason can talk TI to us. We have
Brad Mader of Must Not Kill and they are still
celebrating their video. That's up to twenty two thousand something

(01:19):
views on the channel, So tune in. We've got a
lot to talk. Look how pack this pamphlet is. It's packed,
and we will be right back. Here's our intro.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
And now from the caps Florida dot Com studios in Riverview, Florida,
it's the Drinking with Drew show.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Plumber's butt crack looks like boobs.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
That's a freaking cartoon.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, you don't, all right, so we did me. Then
we did make some changes. If you notice that in
our intro, we now have some AI characters that join
the show.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You're supposed to be us, it's not me, obviously.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So everybody's off mute. Let's offish me. Welcome, Jason Stallwark, welcome,
Welcome back, Thank you, guys, give us a hello.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Drew and Tire Yeah, man, I can speak ty too.
Good to be back on the show, by the way, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes, welcome back, Welcome back, Brad Mader, welcome, Hid, I
speak thy, you.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Can speak.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Joseph, they kill Kenny.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Pajama Joe, We'll get your camera straight.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's the lighting, not the camera.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
He looks like a minister though.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Light on scoop back to the smidge.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
It looks like a televangelist.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Light again or is that gonna what's that? Let me
moved us at well, you can't a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
He just looks like, yeah, we're good. The lights are
just the lights blind me.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
We're all blind to Joe. Jesus, you're you're an actor
and you're on stage. You have stage light dance, but
you can you can scoot that chair back good half
foot another because I think you every every day.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
That was that was That was not.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
And that's exactly it. It was three inches? Would you
guys call it six inches? You guys don't know your inches.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
So what was the thing you posted about? If if
I know, what's that? Oh yeah, we're gonna talk about,
well that would be it if people are lying about
there you know, speaking.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Of Uh yeah, we've got a lot on the pamphlet.
We're gonna talk about what if what if people could
not lie? What are some of the first things that
would change in our entire society immediately if people were
unable to lie. We're going to talk about that while
we sip on our whiskey. And we've got yeah, so

(04:48):
much on the pamphlet. Here's the thing. I want to
start jumping into the drink sooner. So where are you
guys at on your beers right now? Because I have
an open beer. So yeah, it's a whiskey, So I
mean I can double dip while we're doing that. So
we do have the whiskey ready to roll.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
You're on the you're half on the coaster, half not
going to there you go.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So I got a complaint that it took us too
long to start the drinks. We were drinking with Drew show,
and we were yapping too long at you know, just
somebody him who runs the.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Show, us or the fans.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, you guys got complaints on your video, quite a few.
I don't know if you're reading that, but I don't.
I don't read so talking about Joe yapping for two
and a half minutes and there's like three seconds of
you electrifying yourself so.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Called a safety video.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what being electrocute myself wasn't long?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
It wasn't funny. You didn't electrocute yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
People were like some people were like, I wanted to
see the arc, and then some were like, you know,
all that for nothing. I wanted to see some electricity
and all ship Like, we have two other videos.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You know, you don't go skydiving and then they throw
you out of the plane first before they make you
watch a twenty minute video.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
He was burning wood. How can we need to whip
his dick out? It's YouTube? You know, fuck them.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I'm just saying, I mean that's what they want to say.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I mean, you get twenty two thousand views, you're gonna
get a few complaints.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Right, he's burning wood. How could we do do a
line of cocaine while he was doing it?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
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Speaker 2 (06:43):
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Speaker 1 (06:45):
What it would be like to get a divorce, answer questions.
Maybe you just get an inkling. Maybe you walked in
on her and she's doing weird things.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh god, you never know.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Why is it her?

Speaker 6 (06:56):
God? Give her one number, have her called the show.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Let's get her as a guest. Give Johnny d a call.
He'll give you ten minutes of his time and not
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Speaker 4 (07:10):
The D, call the D his unofficial slogan, that's our
our drink with Drew slogan.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
All right, by the way, Yeah, he's cool dude, and he,
you know, come on whenever, whenever we need him to
come on. I said, slow down, you know, I know
you like driving the riverview.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And all, but.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Said nobody ever.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
He gave us a camera, but no rule.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, so ha, way Joe again, just going at it,
going at it.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I've been literally in my yard three times a week,
two times a week, whatever.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
There's not a blade of fucking grass out of place now.
But I think what they sent you in the mail
was the hard copies of what they emailed you earlier.
So it's not that they're like double finding you or
like double warning you. It's just you're getting both of
them now.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I do have a hearing I have to go to.
That's a new one. I've never had to go to
an h A hearing for fine compliance or whatever, So
that's a new one. What's going on just stuff like
edge properly. It started with the hurricanes when they blew
the palm froms around. They're like, go to cout the

(08:32):
palm froms I'm like, dude, we just got to do with
a hurricane, you know, just what what the what they
out there like as the hurricane was approaching.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, last year they were checking out.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
People's yards and ship and like, dude, hurricanes like three
two days away or some shit.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, but we've been doing the yard for the past
few years now, past at least two years, because we
got the stuff from Mike and he's been gone two
years now, and this is the first year that they
have been sending so many, Like we've never gotten one
for the yard.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Before, gotten five this year.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, yeah, so we've never gotten them for the yard before.
So the guy that we used to do the yard
work with, he still text him because he does the trees,
like when they need to get trimmed. He's like, hey, like,
are you getting like some of your customers saying like
I'm getting these fine letters? He said, it's absolutely ridiculous
that he's so far behind on work because he has
to go touch up yards because h as are sending

(09:23):
letters to everyone and they had he has to go
and like edge a little part of the yard or
something like that. It's like, he says, it's ridiculous, and
he does a lot.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Of houses.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
And he's never ever had this happen before, which means
there's somebody new or some like I don't know, they're
just like fine, they're sending everybody the same letter. I
don't know what it is. But he's never had the
issue before. We haven't had the issue in the few
years that we've already been doing the yard ourselves, and
now all of a sudden they're just like wasting paper
to send us notices. It up right, always, Well, he.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Got a hearing, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
We have to go summing.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, I got to go to the hearing in person.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
If he doesn't show up, they're going to start finding
him like one hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, so Tuesday, a week from today.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
They're not they're not tied into like a long company
and they want you knows.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I don't doubt anything, but I will say this, Uh,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
I just how do you get rid of these people
next week?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't know. Yeah, you have to get voted in.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Who really goes to a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Voting and they just kind of default propsy or whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Maybe they're going to get a lot more people going
to the meetings though, if everyone's getting these letters, because
guess what, if you're pissing me off enough and I'm
considering going, maybe everybody else will go and vote off
the people that.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Are everybody else by zoom or not, because it's supposed
to be it's the clip. Have you seen that room?
It's not even the size of this run.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, but it's probably only for a few people at
a time.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
So let's get everyone on Iowa block and we show
up the next time they have elections, and let's get
somebody on.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
The you should yeah something, I agree to get rid
of these people.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Man, next as show a week. Here's the thing next week.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Even if you're not in our neighborhood like this, hey, right,
every time Drew, say.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Fifty guys, fifty guys show up in line all their
motorcycles along the road, right, you just have them stand
by their bikes.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
But then one person make these decisions, doesn't have to
go through you know.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
We don't know, I don't know. We don't know how
they're doing it. If it's one person going around and
like marking down, would they consider violations or if it's
like a group of them, we have no idea.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
So and they even said another one after it was
already cleaned, like a week earlier.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
Right, so it's like, well, why don't you come here
and show us what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Even paid later, but I's to help him, and I
make sure that there's clean.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, his yard and my yard are literally thirty feet away.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Checking my spam mail to make sure that I got
miss an email or something like that.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
He even thought that it was the skulls that we
kept on the front porchy around because we like them,
not because they're halloween to cor and he grabbed him
on and he just threw him in the house. He's like,
pissed off. We got these on the porch, so now
they're indoor to.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Core, did they say something, No, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
He just thinks that they're that's not that's not against
the wolves.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
No, it sounds personal though almost Man, they're doing this
to everybody.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't know, but I mean the landscaping guy says,
a lot of people are getting violations.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
People immediately around us or not, because we've talked to
people behind us, We've talked to people across the street.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Like just once you get on the radar, you got
to get off somehow.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
And then's you know, maybe maybe the person that does
the inspection like lives like right near us and they
just want to like just get.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
The maybe they want our corner lot.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well that was another speca.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Do you want to do all of the weeding and
that ship because it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Right, So Jason, show me our treats that you got
us from Thailand.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh yeah, you guys get some goodies. And these are
from the Chattachuck Market in Bangkok. Oh yeah, yeah that place,
so we've got you. These are just soaps by the way,
so kind of like soap on the rope here.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
You have to blur this.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
You have some today's.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
We got to blur this otherwise you're gonna get us canceled.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Nah.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
So if Joe said, hey, did you he monetized? If
Joe asked me, did you forget your soap on a rope?
I'd say nope, Okay, yeah, these are the babies, So
look at them real close, Joe, did you want to
hold these?

Speaker 6 (13:33):
No, you're good.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
You don't want to grab the boobs?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Job YouTube?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Does I think Brad will hold this next piece of
soap I have. I'll hand it to him gently.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Uh, just toss it him and see if he catches it.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I'm afraid to break it, so just the tip.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, don't snap it. We've all done that.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Good. A little thing here, it's like a little oh wait, yeah,
so that's the next Get that in the camera.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
They're very small rocket ship youtubew twelve and a half ft.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
It's like ressus button.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Launches right over to Brad.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
What the bring me at the cock?

Speaker 5 (14:26):
These are for the drinking Maduicia Here, guys, you can
put them in the bathroom if you want. I don't
recommend using them as soap because then you know they'll
wear off and get smaller.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
All right, So I have a rant in my Yeah,
you're welcome. I'm gonna possibly put it behind me, depending
on how YouTube reacts to.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
That funny that every time he's out and we'll have.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
A clean button.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You mean, so I have I have a rant, Joe
your pants no separate rant? When did we go to dinner?
Was it Friday night?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
So Saturday morning after we go to dinner, I'm going
through my phone and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Like it's like a hairy something, and I'm like, who
is what is your found?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Like what is going on?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Because remember I took I tried to take a video,
and I'm looking for the video so I can post
post it. You know, I was gonna do a short
of us at dinner. And I'm going through the videos
and I'm like, what is this? And then I see
a photo of you and Candy kissing and I'm like,
why is there a photo of Candy and Jason kissing

(15:45):
on my phone? And there was like three of them,
and then there's like this photo of Joe just sitting there.
I'm like, my phone must have really been screwed up
and instead of recording it took photos. But I still
could not figure out this furry fucking thing that I
couldn't make sense, like is this somebody's boss act? Or
is this Harry Nipple? Like and I couldn't fucking make

(16:08):
it out. I just delete everything. And I'm like, I
don't know why these are on my phone, But I
don't need a picture of Candy and Jason, or can't
Canny Jason kissing out? Need a picture of this hairy thing?
And I don't need a picture of Joe.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Why why are you saying like directed towards me?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Because I because I tell Laura the.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Next day, he's like, it does really blaming me and.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Laura totally threw you under the.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Buck so hard. I didn't throw it under the bus
you left on there?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
How was it that throw me under the bus? My
hand has never touched the device.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Right, He's like, my phone was really fucking up. He's like,
I took a video and I guess I was only
taking photos. And he's like, there's like these photos of
Canny and Jason making out at the table, and then
there's Joe, and then there's this one and he shows
it's me. It's just like my hat, like you know,
and I am laughing so hard, like I can't breathe.
And he's like, what, And I said, you left your
phone at the table when you went to the bathroom,

(17:04):
and he goes, what was the hair thing? I go,
that was down Joe's shirt. Joe's like, get one down
with shirt zoom in.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, I'm like, what the hell is that?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
A little bugs crawling in the hairs?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Oh, I just went funny to gross.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
But he deleted it. You could probably go to your
delete it.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah there, Yes, it was it. Maybe you were not
at the table because I would have gotten a photo
of you while you were there.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, because you were weight as usual.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
He was Tampa, this midge from Tampa.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
He was leaving the office.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
He'll be there as a yeah, a hour and a half. Yep,
I get it. I get it all right. So let's
start pouring this whiskey. Who is gonna be the whiskey
wench tonight, Joe.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
The glasses are on top of the refrigerator. The whiskey's
in the refrigerator, and then there's the circle ball ice
in there too, So everything gonna be cool.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
So you get with my hands here the ice.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
It's in a little bucket. You can chop them in there.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Touch soap boobs and cocks, that's true. I think they're
pretty sterile.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Would you open the whiskey?

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Like?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
No, I didn't know it's gonna take forever.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
It has not been opened.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
You want only so far only one out of three
was hard to open.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I will say, though, Old Smoky, I get that you
have to be, you know, secure in your product, but damn.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Like it's it's very secure.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
It's like you an adult proof. Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
I'll split mine with him.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's definitely drunk proof. If you were too drunk not
getting that fucking bottle open, or.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
You're just using your teeth and cracking and open, give
me the balls, all open the bottle while you did.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Teamwork makes the dream work. Get Joe on camera opening
his uh see the talent.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Team team everybody do the share? Is it working?

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Food, it's ice, really food.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Have you guys seen all the volcanoes that have been
erupting lately?

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yeah? I heard of the one in Italy and I
think one Hawaiian Hawaii. Oh ship, there's two of them
this week.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
There are two major ones.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, why don't you use porn? So somebody says yeah,
and then they're done.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Just keep pouring, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I tell you, man, old whiskey, it's good until it's warm,
Smoky old whiskey stoky. I mean you can pour it,
but it's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
We have to share.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
So yeah, cap is over there.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, you gotta put it in the fridge. And we
actually do have uh, last week's in there too, if
you prefer that after we take ourselves.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
What was last week again?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
The peanut?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Ok?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
This is good to Joe?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah? Thank you sir? Right, Joe's heavy, poor, we.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
All got heavy, poor.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Goody who has the tray for mm hmm, I just
take a zip.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Chasing Jason's been gone a while, he's got to catch up.
We got to get all the all the all the
whiskeys out from last week's.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Mustard.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
He has to do the mango hobb and arrow.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah. Yeah, we had watermelon and delicious.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It wasn't bad. Makes a little different.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
You get you get what's left of each of the
bottle and just pour the ball into.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Wa Oh god, all right, Brad, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Like wait, instead of chasing the dragon, Joe, what would
it be chasing the smoky.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Mango hobb and arrow.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Watermelon old smoky muddy.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
It's like somebody pooped in his cheerios.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
That's dangerous.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's more dangerous than last week.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
This is the one we had at Mike's house. Yeah,
we're a fan.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah there's yeah, Okay, I knew there were a few
that I've tried before. I wanted to buy them all
because Lord told me to buy them.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
All I did. And you don't get the wine that
I got a soda for. Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's my wife.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
We know we know how to get Brad's wife drunk.
Jason Stalwart, give it a shot.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
I can't do my uh you joke because we're not
opening a can today, but.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
You're not going to need I know you don't need
a water to chase it, dwan.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
I'm drinking water anyway, but trust me, chungue gown, I
got cheers and time come down.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
My what what I'm gonna say?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I heard something? Uh?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Brad's right, This stuff is dangerous. Man does not taste
like anything but a dessert.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah so good.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
I don't even taste any like whiskey or liquor.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Cookie.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Uh huh, it's cookie dough.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Ready Joe, Yeah, ready, Joe, go ahead, diabetes.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
He's just inhaling it.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Just that is good.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, damn that's that's my favorite, so damn wow.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
All right, Laura, I'm gonna let you go before me me.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Okay, oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That's happening before I did last week getting in the
habit in the groove.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
That's so good, so good. It literally is just like
liquid cookie dough. It's so good. And I am not
a fait y'all know me. Me is giving us a
ten out of ten.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Mm hmm, yeah, I love cookie dough ice cream. Man.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
That's right, so good.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
M you stop like you stop like Crumble on the
way home because they have cookie dough cookies.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
They'll have enough of this.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You can stand there place it's always backed.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
You should just stand outside Crumble with a case of.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's good, right, so good, this is my favorite. I'm
gonna I'm gonna say, yeah, this is will probably kill
that bottle.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
The only reason you come to the show.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, this is good. My wife wasn't coming home to day.
I look at that couch. You gotta pick you up now.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
This is really good. Mind you don Laura, what the
hell did you do?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I had two SIPs so you told me to. I
find have to wake up early in the morning and
go to work.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Jason Ding, you probably do.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yourself a double.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'm glad to pour that because more all right, So
I posted old Smoky's bitch.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
May as well just mail them your paycheck. I time
to move. Simon.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I posted up on the Facebook group and for those
of you who are just tuning in, join our Facebook group,
the Drinking with Drew Show on Facebook. We're also on Instagram,
all the platforms.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
But I posted up a question.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
To the group, Simon's speed bumper.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I'll do some more of that too, bread.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Whiskey, winch.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I posted up a question what uh institutions?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Uh? In general?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
What would change? What would change if humans were not
able to lie? You know, immediately, if all humans suddenly
lost the ability to lie? What industry would collapse?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
First? Now?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Religion?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Religion? Okay, but do people. I think there are people
who truly believe about what they're talking about with religion.
So I don't think religion is one of them. Because
if you believe something, then it's not a lie, it's
just you believe it.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
It might not be true, but you believe it.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
So the Vatican may collapse because I think deep down
in the Vatican they have vaults that prove their shit might.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Not be true.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
There's a dead nun in there somewhere, a hidden disappeared
and nobody knows where she went.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
We'll have none of that.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Those catacombs go on forever over there too. There's all
kinds of shit buried down there.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
But I would think, like the highest power that is
within each I guess country or whatever, which that's probably
the government, that's going to be the thing that collapses.
Because anything that's that big and it has that much power,
where it be government or corporation or whatever, you've got
lies interstwined throughout that.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Well, propaganda would immediately have to like with wars, you know,
and people just literally spreading propaganda, that would end immediately.
So maybe that would. But this is the thing. There
are a certain fact I feel like, of our society
that want war and desire war, and those are the
ones that spread the propaganda and try to separate the people.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
But I feel like propaganda, there's like propaganda, A lot
of propaganda is just like one small piece of truth,
but in the entirety, like it's it's so minuscule that
it doesn't like everything else that actually matters. They're not
you know what I mean, Like they're pulling the bad
part out of it. It may actually be true, But.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
What do you mean, like pro propaganda is the sole
purpose of propaganda.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Just for instance, say, you know, propaganda to like, you know,
if there's a war between two countries and they're trying
to get everybody against this other countries. Well, they bombed
our hospital. You know, I'm using whole like you know
Ukraine and Russia thing right now, they bombed our hospital.
Well they bombed the hospital in response to you bombing
the schools, the hospitals, the town square.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
They bombed the hospital because they're using it as their headquarters.
That's usually the situation. Okay, but now I understand what
you're saying, But why don't you explain it to us?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Who?

Speaker 6 (28:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I was just trying to explain it. He you know,
stopped me.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Any man, take your time. I have cookie though. No,
But that's I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Think of propaganda like water does not kill ants, but
if you spray it on the mound, it causes them
to go crazy and it destroys their fucking, you know,
society for five seconds, but they build it back in
the next two days or day. But like water just
literally doesn't do anything but piss them off and cause
them to go nuts for a little bit. So that's

(28:50):
propaganda in a nutshell. It doesn't have to be true,
it doesn't have to be it's just causes the stir.
So if something happens, if a happens, and in order
to report on a and make people make people react
to it, they add the they sprinkle the propaganda onto it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
All right, So well, sometimes it's minor, sometimes it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I mean, but you think about how much news we
get every fucking day.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Do you think the election was rigged?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Which one?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I mean, it's only it's only wigged when he lost.
It wasn't wigged when he won.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Well that's with any election, though, I mean, do I
think Biden's election was rigged? Do I think Trump's election was?
Like you I think Biden's. I think there was voter fraud.
I mean it was proven, there's proven voter fraud. But yeah,
but I think there's a lawsuit in Georgia, and there's
a lawsuit in Georgia, and people like literally what went
to jail over voter fraud in Georgia? So yeah, it happened.

(29:52):
Is it enough to swing elections?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
I don't know, only going to happen in one election.
If it's happening in one election, it's happening in all
of the elections. It's just that they're looking for the
proof because they want to bring it to the you know,
the public's attention, when in reality, they've been doing it
forever and that's why they know how to do it.
When it comes time to put the fake votes in
or whatever they're doing.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
The associated press is responsible for tallying up all the
final votes for every election.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Let that sink in.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
What Yeah, the associated press.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
The associated press is responsible at the end of the
day for tallying up all the votes and reporting on it.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
So they are the final Wait.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Just let just for the news reporting for.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
The actual talient.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
But don't soak like the Mormons, you know, quark soaking,
it's called soaking.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
But either way, well, let's say the government collapses. Listening,
that's the one collapses. What happens to society?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's well, you go back to everyone living on your
own farm.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Fucky everybody else.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
You use your own subsistence, learn how to live on
the land, You grow whatever you eat, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
What do we have more? More community? I have been
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I mean you have banana spiders, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
That is my trees.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
But not only that, So we have propaganda, we have
that on the list. You go into work, okay, and
the boss is trying to motivate you. You know, it's like, okay,
what type of ship are they telling you to motivate you?
You know, like they could obviously be throwing ship in
your face, mechanics, auto park dealerships, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
They might.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
They might be saying, you're going to be somebody.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Now, You're going to change somebody's life.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
You're appreciated.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
Yeah, so you're going to work here for a long time.
You're gonna get raises and promotions. You won't be stuck
at the same desk for a long time. I'm just hypothetically,
you're not going to move your desk to the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Now, think about the music industry. Yeah man, your band rocks.
Yeah man, that album is awesome, biggest thing. Yeah, it's like,
now here's.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
The thing I'm gonna get you lots of money.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, bands support each other, we get it. But you know, well,
but for the most part, I mean, I will say this,
we are surrounded by a lot of good metal in Tampa,
you know, And.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
What if he didn't in this room, we're all.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Right, let me rephrase that we're surrounded by a lot
of good metal in Riverview, Florida tonight.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Uh No.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
But in general, we have a lot of good bands
in this area.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
So the guitarist on this side of the street.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
And corner, because I think there are actually two guitarists,
Joe on the on the roundabout over there. Yeah, and
I hear when I used to walk Devo, I would
hear him jamming out both neighbors back like side by
side slow walker really yeah, somebody in her house and
the Dots and Dalmatian guy he plays. So there are

(33:15):
some people in the in the local area here that
actually Greyhound yeah yeah, but they play like like blues
and some old school rock stuff and they're really good.
But here's you got. I'm trying to make a point.
We go to Brass Mug, we go to Orpheum. We
have the the just luxury of going out and seeing
some fucking awesome bands in the Bay Area, which I

(33:39):
will honestly say, I rarely go to the Brass mug
where I'm like, God, this band sucks. It just doesn't
happen a lot. You know, I'm not gonna say it
doesn't happen, but I will say, you know, sometimes it's
like the sound makes a band suck, you know, or
something along the line.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Don't make the band suck, it makes the show suck.
They're working with what they have.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
But so anyway, the music industry would probably take a
blow another joke.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Mm Jo was trying to make a point, and.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Even but I get what you're saying though, Like, even
if you don't like love the band, I get what
you're saying. There's very small percentage of bands that you
would think that actually suck it. It's like you're there,
the energy is there, and it sounds cool. I see
what I see exactly we're saying. I feel the same way, man.
Every time we go to the Mugger Orphan.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
I see a lot of bands that could use some guidance.
Like I hear like some good risks, but they're just
structured weird, and and I'll point it out. I'm like, Wow,
these guys are good if they had some direction.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
You know.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
It's like if I got in a studio with them.
I know I could make all those songs.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Tell them to sign up with Jason Star with Guitar Academy.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
And Brad's mixing or whatever Bread's gonna do.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I did.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I did put your Jason's link on the description of
this video, so check out his Guitar Academy in the description.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
He needs all the help you can get.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You doing good over there.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Because what happened Jason when you were in Thailand on
your YouTube?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
What happened on my YouTube right before you before you
left hand I.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Had a hundred Yeah, that was that was you're getting.
It's like a long time. I still haven't pressed the
button to order. Reminded me right now are because I
was got to get that thing yet to get They
see it and this is not a Wiener joke, but
they made him smaller right here.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
On it right and you said, smudge, Well I heard that.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Bring into the show.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Take a quarter and tea bag. We want to take
it out to Joe's garage.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
And I got upper left.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
As long as.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Man, I want to, I want to say, keep the
soap in the tips of the bathroom. We'll take make
sure well tea bagger, right, man, the idea of old Smoky.
This is gonna be a great show.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I want to take it to Joe's garage and make
a copy of it, obviously for.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
In furious purposes, have some ferrots, will make a wood
version of it and put the drinking.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
It's like metal.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It is your metal.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
Spray painted silver right?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Is it like a bronzer.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
It's like aluminum.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
You get a silver one if you hit one hundred thousand,
I think you get a gold one and you hit.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
A million, Yeah, definitely platinum.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I don't know a million. I don't know if there's
other levels.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
When you buy YouTube, they give you a platinum.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
What it is when you buy it? Take out the
chicken sink, the chicken sink.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
The chicken.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Many with me, ladies home, old snow?

Speaker 6 (37:08):
What is he talking about?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
The cooking dough is running ramp.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Show?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
So do I need to pour someone more?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Moreesome?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
She's trying to get laughing. This is gonna be chicken steak. Damn.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Can we put Laura on the camera. Can we put
Laura on the camera.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
This is gonna be great.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
I can't see your laughing from where I'm sitting there.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
You go mm hmm, can we can we hashtag chicken seak?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Oh my god, I can't breathe.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Anyhow. That's awesome, man, God damn, this shows wonderful love.
There's place drinking out of one of these. Maybe can
we just have them deliver this ship? I think so.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
We need a YouTube shorts with what just happened?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
You know? Yes, what time is it? And so we
know what when happens?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It's only been eighteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
No, we started seven thirty.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Something.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
I thought those YouTube plaques were like, you know, bronze, silver, gold,
you know, like the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
I'm not sure, dude, to be honest with you, I.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Thought it was one hundred and a million. But maybe
there's a five hundred. I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
There might be like a shot like a platinum for
a million. I would I can see that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I'm curious, all right, So what else? It's strengthened? Thinking
what else? And society would collapse?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Marri really marriage?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yes, well marriage, sure, but that's not I mean, marriage
isn't I guess it. But I was thinking career industries.
But yeah, marriage obviously.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Like, well, here's my thinking, or if you think about it,
like on a personal level. I think it would make
life personal life a lot simpler in the long run.
Up front, like if it happened overnight, of course a
lot of it would ruin a lot, but then it
would prevent you from because I try to I mean,
you're I try not to lie in life because it

(39:24):
makes things. I gotta remember who the fuck did I
lie to? What light did I say? How do I
carry this on? If they ask another follow up question, like,
it's just not worth it. So like if you have
to continue on with that, if it's like a spouse
is cheating, they're gonna be like, instead of oh I'm
going to work, I'm gonna go fuck my side piece,
like you know what I mean. Like then the other
person could be like, Okay, I'm out, Like it's done well,

(39:45):
and then you just move on with your life when
you only deal people who blend with your life well,
because you have to tell the truth about everything, so
your lives have to work out.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
There's that Jim Carrey movie liar liar, Yes, right, but
you know there's some good seeds.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Of that.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Short shrimbled to the left.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, I mean that's a classic example your cholesterol. Yeah,
we're gonna need some more ice balls. By the way,
well now I'm I'm very much what you see, what
you get. I you know, I stopped just trying to
pretend with people like years ago. Now I will say

(40:29):
I know how to avoid an argument to where I'm
not lying, But I'm not like fucking throwing somebody into
the bus kind of thing. Let's Laura fucking taking pictures
of Joe's chest hair.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
But I said I took the pictures. How is that
me throwing him under the buzz if I said you
left your phone, I took pictures. That's down.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Joe.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
And I remember, right before you left the table, you
said you enjoy taco light. That's true, I said, I love,
I got some talk be you know, so we called Joe.
I'm gonna I'm gonna lie right now, old smoky. It's horrible, right.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, I haven't even had a slip in my beer.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
And how would you guys though, Like you know when
I make candy, I just I dumped everything out, like
this is my whole life story because some of it,
if it comes back, you might decide, hey, the student'
for me? So I just here it is, and my
mom broke me of lying at a young age, and
I always sucked at it. Anyway I would, I would
look like I was lying even when I'm telling the

(41:33):
truth because I'm laughing, you know. But well I would
just rather ye don't.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
And in my prior career it sucks because I was
you know, you're trained to lie like you become a
professional liar. And then I was a hostags negotiator and
we have to kind of tell people everything's fine, like
the square the swat team takes them out. I did
some weird ship in.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Today, but there goes the chickens, there goes.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
But you get used to lines of people, cops fucking
lie to people. And I hate going back and kind
of associating myself with that career field, but you know,
it's something I did, and they do brainwash you. I
think I was able to break out of the brainwash
before it's stuck, you know, and I'm thankful for that.

(42:27):
But they do brainwash people, and you have to be
brainwashed you that fucking job. And it's a very us
verst them fucking mentality of a job.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
And but now that's used against them in the media.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Well, but I'm just saying you you look at people
you know, and you know that shits. You know, like
somebody's dying inside a house, or you know, somebody's in
the hospital and they're not fucking living or whatever, and
you have to look somebody in the face and tell them,
you know, you don't know the you don't like, you
can't give them, you can't give them the answer yet

(43:03):
because you have not been authorized to give that information yet,
you know. And it's like you're looking at a spouse
or you're looking at a kid, and you're like, everything's
gonna be okay, you know, just you're gonna be here
with me for a little bit, and you have to
put on that fucking face man like all the time,
and you get really comfortable. And then Laura told me
like the other day, she's like, you're really good at lying,

(43:25):
and it was something so minor, like what it was
like now we're fucking around on.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Something like two days in a row. I think it
was like two weekends ago. We were driving somewhere. That's
so good, and you're like, thanks, Joe, no, we were
driving somewhere and then like we're like go, like we're
away from the house, like we can't turn around me
hisse ah fuck, I think we're going to where were
we like the soccer game or something. We're on seventy

(43:51):
five South god Ship and like he acted like he
really forgot something, but he did it. It was like
a joke. And then a few days later.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
But let's continue. What did I forget?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
You forgot a boob? Honk? So you reached over and
you honked my boob as I was driving down the
inner So we're.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Driving down the road and like, oh, my fucking as
I forgotten. She's like what and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
You grab your boobe?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
It was like it was like a real quick joke.
And then I grabbed your boob and she's like, oh,
you're such a good liar. You know.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
No, I didn't say no. That was I laughed at
that one. And then I made the comment about like
you're really getting good, like the poker face, because that's
when you got the cheesecake. And then you're like, look
at my car and you look like you had hit
something or somebody had hit you, and you like right.
And then the cheesecake because we call it parking lot cheesecake.
Because he tucked a piece of cheesecake under his tire,

(44:41):
So he had the cheesecake tucked underneath his tire. So
like I walk out there and it takes a second
and realized, like what's under the car? But I started
it's funny. So I was just jokingly told my go,
you're getting a good poker face with your little like.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I had a sixteen inch cheesecake under the whole? Is
that lying, though, guyship? That's cheese cake and lion and
grabbing boom.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Come closest so I can grab your boob.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
And I will tell you acting is a is a
as well as you do it like that is a
more more phation of lying.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Does that? Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
So in order to be an actor, you have.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
To like you you have not but you have to
be coming.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
You have to wont come something real quick?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
What play is that from?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
That's from Andy does goofy Balls?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
From the Chicken Sink.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Does the Chickens?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
So you have to get into that mode and just
be that actor for a minute, you know, that's.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
From It's a little play called Chicken Sink for the soul.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
You know. Anyway, that's why you put the camera on him.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Because he laughed that's why I put the camera on him.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
You told a joke and put the camera on.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Joke and then he laughed and I put the camera on.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
It's unfamiliar with the books.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
That's hilarious, right, I mean, honestly, I do that every
time I hit the stage. I mean I have like
another I don't think it was I have a lot
of laughs in here.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
By the way, what is that lying though? Like if
if that's your persona, then that's that's you. Right.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, when you go on stage, you're you you. I mean.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
As a band, you're going on there and you're like, hey,
I'm on I'm on stage. Obviously you're getting down to
your music and you're fucking into it because it's your
music and you're fucking out.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I get it. But you're not.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Necessarily doing that at band practice.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Well I do, but I mean I practice what I'm
gonna do on stage too, because I know.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
But sometimes Tom whip his nipples on practice, felt like,
but here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
My fucking nipples are hard.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Like during practice though, maybe you have to work on
something and you're like looking at Will or you're looking
at Tom or you know, like you guys have.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
To But acting. I don't think acting is lying because
people know that you're acting. People know that you're being
a character. People know that you're on stage to give
them a show.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Okay, on the drink.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Movie, people know that you're not the character from the
movie because they know that you're acting. You're playing a character.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
But how about we forget about music and we talk
about how if she stops making it in bed, then.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I left that she doesn't.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Fake it, Like, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Here's the thing I learned early on in life. Women
fake it, and if they want to fake it, let
them fake it. If they want to fake it but
wanted to end it earlier, I'm okay with that situation.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Allowed to lie. What's gonna happen now?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, I just mentally I rate women on their on
their faking.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
So Laura is good at faking.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Okay, she can even like tighten her legs and make
them shrivel a little bit.

Speaker 10 (48:14):
Women do that, Yeah, but some women are like, oh
my god, missing you know that?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, So I've learned that Laura is really good at it.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
She's a good liar out of ten.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Maybe maybe people think it so much it actually happens, right,
or they think it happens.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
If she's putting on that good of a show to
make me happy and get off, I'm okay with it.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
But now you're not letting her lie anymore? Why because
you just said in a society where people are not
allowed to lie, no, I mean yeah, conversation, no I lying.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I know that's what she would still be able to
do it. Because I'm okay with.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
It, she would still lie.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Okay, So let's say tomorrow people weren't allowed to lie anymore.
You could still act like is acting still one because
lying is like you are telling somebody a false statement
to get their direction on something that might not ever
affect you again, like you're saying somebody, look, man, your

(49:28):
alternator is bad. You need a new alternator, and their
alternator is fine. They need a fucking battery.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Like that's the best I've ever had. I've had better.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
It's different. I don't see the same.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
If you say, hey, man, you can't, but you could
light to me in baby but no.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
But if somebody says, you know what with me, your
three inch wiener is fine with me, that's a lie.
But if you say, look, I'm gonna live with your
three inch weener because you are good other things. I'm
okay with that.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
You know, like you can tell me fantastic chess player
based on the.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Photo you sent me Chess not chess. I am a
good chess player. Joe, do you want to play?

Speaker 6 (50:08):
That's what I just gave you credit for.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
But had on Joe, do you play chess? I do
me and Joe going to play a chess match? Who
wants to? Who wants to? Can we wager?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Can I? Can I tell?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
When?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I okay? So I never played chess before.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'm driving like, I don't pay it. No, you won
a couple of times, but I don't take it.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
He's gonna act like big Neil. I won again. Never
played chess a day in my life.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Thirteen four months later.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Play like a game a day?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I want a game four months later.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
That's fine, let's continue to play.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I like that you don't like anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I love playing chess and I haven't played, honestly, probably
since you deleted because I played it.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I had it on my old phone. When I went
to Apple, they no longer have game. You need to
get app on Apple on their platform, so I couldn't download.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
They needed to find a new chess app. But Casey's
a good chess player. Casey beat me. I beat Greg. Okay,
Greg mensa man, Okay, I beat Greg. I beat a
lot of people. There's a lot of good chess play.
Chess is a fucking complicated game.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
But for a year I've been playing you.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I under here's the problem. I underestimated you, and I
was blowing you off as far as like, Okay, now
you've got to pay attention when you're playing chess. You
can't drive.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I was driving. I was fucking.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
He's just.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Tell the truth.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I cannot lie anymore. We made that rule.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I'm just telling you. I was doing ship while we
were playing. You can't be fucking distracted, because yeah, you will.
You will lose little things.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
This is why I can't play.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
So she was cheating because she had all this ship
going on.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
She was doing some back door ship, no ibell, she was.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
She was doing like there's a way that you can
manipulate the app and you can show them the proper
the next move.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Show on game two, on game two, because I had
no fucking clue what I was doing. On the app,
like you can click on a chess piece and it
can tell you like where to move it, which she
has that honestly. So it was like I was cheating.
That's just how the app is. But you can have
more than one game going at one time. You can
play somebody you know, or you can play.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
A bot a bot, and you can you can make
the bot where the other person's gonna move.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
So I had him start first, and then I moved
his move, and then I went into my game and
then I moved the way the bot moved. Cheating, right, cheating.
But here's the thing, I didn't win. I told him before,
like the game even got anywhere near when I think,
I told my ten moves, and I go, I'm just
letting you know this is what I'm doing. I'm like,
you're playing a bot right now because I'm on this

(52:58):
other side and I'm making your moves and yeah, and
she continued to do it. I did not. I told you.
It was the second game. That was the only time
I did it, and then I beat you on game thirteen.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
This reminds me the one time I went to therapy
a couple of years ago. I walk in.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
To come back again.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Close.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
I mean, the guy asked me, and I was like,
why you're here. I'm like, man, I just really really
get this off my chest.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Well, let's bring that up.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I'm waiting for the punchline chest Joel for so long.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Manute me ask you.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
That's the reason why I can't play against friends, because
if I play, I can't just play casually.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, you probably aggressively. And that's why the warning is.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I can't play aggressively against friends because I just it's
not in me to do that. Yeah, because because if
we played twenty times, I need to in twenty times
and I can't, and I know that that can't happen.
So it's either gonna ruin our friendship.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Chess would ruin your friendship if I won't do that.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Joe got a big head over there, and he is
Queen's gambit over there.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I'm confused. So you're saying you think, let's say, let's
say you won twenty times. You're saying I would get
pissed off about that.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
No, if I didn't, if I want eighteen out of twenty, I.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Would be upset because he wants you to be dumber
than him exactly. Not because I want him to be dumber.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
But because yes that is like his friends.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
It forces me to be aggressive and I can't do
that on a friendly surface.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
What say I put a guitar in your lap and
I said, Joe, let's play guitar. I'm better than you
playing guitar. Ess, what does chess matter?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
What's the difference if I'm better than you at chess?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Because internally I will look at it at something else failure,
as someone would say, Oh, you're the smart guy.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
You're supposed to be the best at this.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
And if it's.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Something that, what if you played Garby? Who was mensa?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
I also, I used to teach chess at the library
when I was in high school.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Okay, that's not mensa.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
I used to be in the chess club.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Okay, mens understands smart. But that's just no hand to
play chess.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
If you want to be the smart one, let me
ask you this, Joe.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
What if I played you and I learned from you,
and I benefited from it for a year, and then
after a year I started getting better and I beat
you after that, and then I would benefit you. I
would say I learned from Joe objectively.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Third party, I would say, that's great for you, but
internally I would have an emotional struggle with it.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
But I would congratulate you on this.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
It becomes the teacher, but also me, Ronnie.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
If I had to win every time, I would start
to feel bad about it. Joe's complicated emotions when it
comes to things like that.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Like if we play scrabble and I don't.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Win, Jason's becoming a therapist.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
I would not I would not be happy if I
didn't win.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
If we played scrabble, like, oh, we're playing scrabble, I say,
like if grabble, we're playing scrabbles.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Just playing if Drew got ahead of you and chess,
so but if if you if you won against you,
how would that make you feel?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Joe?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
That would be that would be difficult.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Now what if we would never help us do yard
work again? Do not play him? Now?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
What if we played twister and I won?

Speaker 6 (56:31):
I mean we all went at that point.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
What about checkers? Can we play checkers?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Strip checkers?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Strip checkers? How do you play striped chess? Cad that
make it better?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Can we play chicken kitchen chick?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I hear is Jason crunch chicken chicken?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Jason's got the a s m R going, don't.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Expect me to who's gonna be we pour on here?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I know I need another one and we need more
We need more balls, you guys another one.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
If you need more balls, I need to go get
them because the way the bottles are just too tall.
So if you go to like yank the drawer out,
you're literally going to destroy like eight bottles of whiskey
in the freezer right now, Well, salty walls, whiskey ball.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I mean you can put yours in here, we can,
we can have double balls.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
You have them.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
You want to put his ball in there?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
His backwash. So we need some whiskey.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
All right, So we're gonna we're gonna move on from
this topic because you guys apparently don't want.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
To discuss we do. I was actually look an online.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
There used to be a game of National Lampoons Chess
maniac five billion in one.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 6 (57:58):
No, never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
It was freaking give your cut.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
Of course they don't put it out anymore and all that,
but it would actually cheat because it was National Lampoon,
So it was like it would all see you here
like a whistle.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
You seem to watch the movie piece and you slap
their hands and you have to pay attention. Yeah, here's
what I would say, Joe, you should play Casey.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I mean there's a lot of things I would like
to do to Casey.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I mean it could lead to things chess exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
That probably shouldn't be a real guy, Jason, could you?
I just said, can you grab me another one of these?
There should be another one in there.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
There's a couple of beers in my bed.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
If not. If not, let me know what's in there,
and I will.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
There's a Stella, there's a black and tantah.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I'll do a black and tan if that's what's in there.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Yeah, there's two Stella's black and tans.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
All right, So.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Joe, they say that the best way to get sleep.
Did we cover this last week? I don't know, we
did not, is to bang before bed.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
Yeah this was the article that I sent.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
This I agree with, Like, definitely orgasm helps me sleep personally.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Uh so.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
You followed by a nap?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
No, Laura is here's the problem. Laura is a team player.
She will say wake me up at three am if
your horny, and let's knock it out. The problem is
I feel guilty waking somebody up at two three o'clock
in the morning just for my my personal needs, you know, but.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Just for my whole.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
You know, I've told her in like seven am. I'm like, look,
I'm like, yeah, I slept like ship last night. I
woke up and you know, I.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
This shows get really weird. Sorry, I thought it was normal.
Spread the chicken sake. We got the whole chicken seak
going on bra after that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
But I feel guilty waking her up just for my pleasures.
So I don't ever do that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Whereas Laura says, my whole.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
You know, if you had something, Yeah, like Lisa says
so romantic, it's not romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
It's selfish and it's very That's why I don't do it,
because I'm like, you know, it's like I wouldn't know
me personally if I was zonked out and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Woke me up and like jumped on top.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Like guys do different, very different, I know, but.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
We want that, like we want that to happen, right, but.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
It kind of you know, it depends.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
But I'm sleeping, Well, don't touch me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
It's weird, But she says, wake me up and I'm like, no.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
You go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I was, yeah, we're going there, I was bug.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
So I mean, who in the past, I mean, do
you just bondle yourself and like make it work? And
I mean you don't want to wake your partner up
for that you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
You have in the past, if I know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
But I feel like ship afterwards, My god, that was very.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Selfish of me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I selfish, I say to myself, not you. I say
to myself. I'm like, look, that was that was bad,
like I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Should have done. After you're completed, I I'm sorry, but
I have to excuse me. Why I store in your
face now? But no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Then I have gone into another room and taking care
of business. And I come back and I go to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
He's the one who woofies himself.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Well, that might make your half upset if you got.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Maybe, I don't know, but at least i'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
He's like, good, I can sleep better.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
And I think that's kind of the mentality of women.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
That's my job. I should do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
But you go to the other room and you're like,
I'll do this real quick and I'll go back in
bed whatever. But bang before bed. That's the key here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
That's the time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
The time of this conversation is not waking up Laura
for the kitchen sink. It's it's you're going to sleep better.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
That's just that's I think that's proven across the board.
You're gonna sleep much better.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
So that should be the protocol. And here's the thing.
People have different schedules. Brad, your wife's out of town
like all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
But Brad can love that neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
No, you can not spread that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Real happiness is hand Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
But and sure you go and shake hands with us
when you walk in the door.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
That's why we had That's why are we hugging fist bump.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yeah, you realize that every person that you shake hands
with when you week, throughout the day at the office
or whatnot, every one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
You know. That's why when I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Within the last like forty eight hours, well for you probably,
I mean, how long are you how many how Joe,
how many times a week are.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
You whacking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Now this week? Just on average?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Show? I mean four times? O.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Man, Okay, that's a great random number, right, that's calculation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
He's like eighty round his numbers. It's a number numbers guy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
It's a mathematical formula.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
The numbers guy.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Wait, there's three point five on one day and then
a two point two and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
You see, if you do it at midnight, it counts
part for one day apart for the other night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
And half is half. I started and I wasn't into myself.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
You know, how does it? I said, no, how does it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Halfway?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And I started to respect myself.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
How do you score when you're edging for like two hours?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
You can't? I done? Here's the problem, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Edging works when you're having sex with a partner, not
when you're doing it on your own. Like, I'm not
an edging fan when I'm solo solo, yeah, because then
you it just know you're there for a reason. Let's
just get it over with before the mailman fucking rings
the doorbell because he's got a certified letter to give
me from your h from my h O A hurry up.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
The commercials of orders coming back on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
No, it's you know, and dogs are looking at me like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
You got a menagerie of Yeah, the cats will like
swipe it at it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
They aren't. Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
You're hitting it right?

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
YEA is terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
It is master really must hate that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Call your cat.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Promise I will I promise I won't pay on the
bug again.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I called somebody. I forget when it was, but I
called him that and I said, what do you guys
charge to declau your called cat? I had, I have
never I mean it was educational, Okay, I learned a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I do not at all, do not condone. Hold on,
back up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I do not fault this person for treating me the
way she did on the phone. At first, I was
very like white eye and I was like, what the
fuck is she saying? But when I called the vet
clinic and I said, hey, just wanting to get you know,
some quotes on declawing a cat, and literally like she said,

(01:06:18):
why do you want to cut the knuckles off of
your cat?

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Right? A lot of those don't do it anymore because
they know that it's like, it's right, it's more cruel
than it is anything.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
People don't realize that you're just taking the claw out,
like if you just sat here with a pair of
pliers and whipped your nail off. They don't realize that
they actually just come in and just cut the tip
of your finger off.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
But a lot of people don't know that because it's
called declawing. It's not cut the tip right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
And I did not know that. And I was like, look,
keep scratching my balls.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
She's like you, She goes, when you declaw a cat,
you're literally just cutting their knuckle off at the hand
like and I was like, okay, Like growing up, I
had aunts and uncle blah blah blah, family members cats
to claude.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
You don't think about it, you know what I mean.
It's like in the eighties and nineties, there's a fucking
normal thing, but this is one thing. I think social
media and a lot of fucking this the way the
word spreads. But yeah, she literally shut me down, like
first sentence, like why do you want to cut your
fucking well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Then also too, like we had a cat growing up.
There was an indoor cat, so my mom had the
cat declawed. Well, then the cat got out because it
was it punched through the screen chasing the lizard in
the yard and was lost for a week. We got
her back, but she had no defense system while she
was out there. It's not like you can, you know,
kick your back legs, you know, you use your front claws,

(01:07:44):
and she didn't have any So at that point, even
before I realized that it's removing the knuckle, not just
the nail, I'm like, I'll never declaw a category.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
And this is why when I met Laura, I'm like,
I need to declaw you because who knew.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
You know, so I have no defense system if I lost.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
The well when we're having so you can't leave, I
can't claw me in the back. You know, women leave
like defensive marks on your body, so they don't so
they think that, well, they leave marks on your body
so other women don't mess with you the territory.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah. So it's like on your leg right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Leaving the hickey.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, well sure that when they ship on your chest.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Let me name a few ways.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
It's the steamer that was like three months ago, came
up with.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
We did a short on It was when I had
my ransom of pants and I was talking about uh uh.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
I don't remember what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
It was me.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
We were definitely drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah, but it was it was something about my sex life.
It's on my shorts if you guys want to check
it out. It's short.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Short. Here's it didn't to find on YouTube everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
It didn't get as many views. As me and Brad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
But you know, you know we're keeping it alive here.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Twenty two thousand and going strong.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
No, I mean I can. I can pull it up
if you want me to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
But it sounds like you have a sex tape going
on me. We got those views.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Here's a few ways women protect their property.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
This could kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
They claw you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
We were fucking drunk that night too.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
They wear glitter.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
I was, I was, yeah, I was like, I hope
he's not like too drunk to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
You said that about three times. You go, how many
drinks have you had?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I just wanted to make sure you were going to
kill yourself because we were.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
You get up, make sure you turned up, lean the
pedal back, you blow yourself up?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Like all right, Joe, I think that got no man?
Are you all right? Yeah? How many drinks have you had?
I just fucking told you?

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
But did you almost do it once?

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
It's actually it slipped, okay, but that wasn't me Just
like all right, but that's why I was doing the
side of it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Though it could happen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
All right. What did I do? I rolled off the
pedal and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
The audience has no idea what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
That's okay, they should watch the short.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Yeah, they go on YouTube, go back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
To our street, watch off video, educational materials only sexual gratification.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
It's called burning wood with Brad and Joe.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
True, it is not for sexual gratification.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Is camy?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
If you wanted to be hub next week, anything can
be sexual gratification.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Now you wanted to be all right, so here's hey, Joe,
I got a piece of.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Yeah, he did bring me nice, A nice piece of mahogany.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
I was very appreciative of it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
That's a good idea. I could have submitted to porn
hub now and I can do the rest. I can
do the rest of AI.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Nice. So, speaking of what we're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
About, there's a few ways the steamer a woman and
can mark their territory.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
By another thing too, women marking their men. It's also
women like preventing men from being able to cheat. So
like a lot of women are back in the dating
field and men will be like, oh, yeah, I'm single,
but they're married. They have a five year long girlfriend
or relationship whatever it is. But there are all these

(01:11:28):
dating apps. So the women that they're going on these
new dates with the women will wear glitter because then
they're going to go home to whoever they're living there,
and they're so they go home and then the wife
or the long term girlfriend knows he was with another woman.
So it's not necessarily right, it's not necessarily that the

(01:11:49):
wife is rubbing up on him and sending him out
that like they know, Like I mean, sure maybe, but
it's more so like the new women dating are putting
glitter so in case there is somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
So that's one reason. That's one way.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Okay, Let's say you happen to be with your significant
other long term and she marks you with either a
scratch or a hickey or something that is not in
a visible location. You go out to work, you go
out to your friends. Do you make it an effort
to make sure that they can see it so that
you could show off.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
Well, here's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
I am not dropping. Sorry, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Doing it now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Here's the thing, though, you know where a tramp stamp
normally is you have, she says, says Linda. Here's the
downfall though, here's the downfall with this this philosophy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Ron said, Hey, everybody had a time and a place
and things.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Here's the thing with this downfall mindset of women. First off,
they assume that the girl that the guy's fucking around
with cares like serious, Like, first off, the girl has
to care. If she doesn't care, she could have a
husband too, and she's fucking now it doesn't matter. No,
But my point being is that they don't care about

(01:13:18):
the scratch, the hickey, the bullshit. They're like, yeah, you
got a fucking a significant other, so do I. We're
hooking up in a hotel room. We both know it's
fucking on the d L.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
So that's that's first off, the down This happens every day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I'm just telling doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Having a conversation has doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
This has nothing to do with me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
I'm talking about a fucking topic that we're talking about, okay,
has nothing to do with my personal life, you face.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
You don't smoking, uh no.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Because when I say something, I'm talking about a societal standpoint,
now my personal life.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Okay, so let's talking about my whole.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
I say Laura's whole. Obviously I'm talking about Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
It's three am. She has three U four honey, it's
three am.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
Where are we are?

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
It's your wake up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Call, you know when I do that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
When I do that, I actually wake her up with
that some her alarm. I'm like, it's actually it's not
your alarm. We're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
We talk about the fucking alarm going off in the house.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Yeah, well, as long as you're up you want to
you know, No, that's not even fun.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
We were dead asleep, and right after it was almost
one o'clock in the morning, the smoke alarms start going off.
It's when we had all that, really the heavy rain
at night, and of course the dogs start freaking out.
We're running around the house like trying to see if
we have smoke in the house, whatever it is, and
then like the smoke alarms stop, and then it was

(01:15:01):
wait a little bit, then it goes off again. And
it probably did that for like five minutes, and then
it finally just went off for good, like turned off
and we went back to bed. But I'm like, what
the fuck is going on with their smoke alarms? So
did that once before, and it was during the hurricanes,
middle of the fucking night outside and the smoke alarms
go off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Gotta be a rain humidity thing, like they get something.
I don't know but anyway, I like the sex talk better,
so we're gonna uh, we did not have sex after
the alarms went off the cookie We're too pissed off.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
We were too pissed off, and the dogs were too
s We're gonna kill his follow Jason, if you and
Joe have another one, that's gone.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Joe and Brad Jason's Jason's gotta try the painut.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
But yeah, I'm done for the night.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
He's gotta keep his vocal.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Course, I've got to sing tomorrow night. So maybe you
know what are you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Doing tomorrow night?

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
You have killing her?

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
I have what does it sound like?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Honestly, I want to lift drill.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Laura, give me a lip drill, but you give me
one first. I give you a tongue drill. This is
too much information.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Sorry, sorry, uh anyhow.

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
He says it, but he delivers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Anyway, Joe, if you we're gonna start inviting Joe to
the bedroom just so he gives me credit.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
I'm gonna have.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Joe stan and he's gonna have a little because just
like just.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Like chess, Joe gives me no credit, and I got
to prove myself.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
I give you credit. No, I don't want to play
against you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Idea, Joe knows that you're winning in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
He's pissed off enough on his head.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
But I think he's treating me the same way and
chest that he is in the bedroom, Like he's not
really mad at me for giving an orgasm.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Well, you know what, the person that matters is this
one right here. And I'm not mad that you're giving
me an organism.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Joe, Joe, I might not, I might not give her
an orgasm all the time, but I make it worth
her while. Does that make sense?

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Is that good enough?

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Is that good enough?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
But not funny though, takes the joke out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
But still, I don't think women expect an orgasm every time.
I think they just expect it to be good enough, Like, Okay,
it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Who's giving me the I'm cleaning the ball, don't cling.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
This is why I have a T shirt that says
world's okayest husband. I gotta set that bar average. I
don't want to be too good. I just want to
be average.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Maybe maybe step up your games.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
I'm mad.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Yeah, great, he got that world's best dad like twenty
four years ago, and he just he has lived on
that mog ever since.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Was twenty two years ago. Here's what I'm saying. I
know my son wrote a report said I was a
hero in high.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
School, in third grade, in high school, in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
Wow, he's got that on the refrigerator. Yeah, he reads
that every morning.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
I made copies and set them to my bosses.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
That's your resume. I'm applying for a new job. Here's
my dad says.

Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Here's what my brother says, writer letter of recommendation from
you lassholes. Here's my son's book report. I don't need
a chicken sink from here. Here's here, no more chicken
singk here's.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
My brother brother sons fucking cousin's roommate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Yeah, I'll help you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
So what does that make us? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
That's what about yours about to be? How are you doing?
Jacin'spaceball Rules?

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
We got Jason's one of the best movies we have.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Jason back from Thailand. Jason cut us right off.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Talk about Now you went over there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
You guys go there and you have this dog rehab
place you go visit. Yes, pimp that out for a minute,
because I wanted to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
To you about that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
It's called the Man that rescues dogs T M T
R D. And he's in the province of what's called Chambrie.
He's Michael Beans. He's Scottish, born in Sweden. He was
a chef, probably still a chef. He can good, I'm sure.
And he was in Thailand. He moved around a bit,
and he was in Thailand, struck a restaurant there, and

(01:19:37):
this stray dog kept showing up, and he found that
he enjoyed feeding the soy dogs. Soy it means street
and tires. They call him soy dog street dogs. He's like, I.

Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
Like like parking lot cheesecake, right, that is true, not
from Monder Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
But he just he found that he like beating the
dogs to think their dogs better than people. So he
just started beating more and more and more, and one
thing led to another, and now he's got a foundation
with over eight hundred and forty dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Right now, can I just throw out the skepticism, just
real quick and painting. I'm gonna play Devil's advocates. Is
this guy a millionaire based on his rescue? And this
is the problem with rescues and people who do this
shit more more bread, more and more more and more
bread more there you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Keep for here?

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the joke at the rest.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Actually, I'm glad you asked that question.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yeah, because this is the skepticism with foundations and especially
from from other countries, and they see people and they're like, well,
he's making money off this and blah blah blah, Like
what's your intake, what's your perspective on it?

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
He's not anything close to that. He actually lives. He
lives on site with the dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
We're done, We're done, we're done.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
You got to sit in your seat, walk into the
microph gone.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Well, I mean we can see it. Yeah, excuse me,
into the world.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
That's the first bottle we've killed.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
In a night. We're not done with the night.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
We can still finish the peanut butter from last week.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
We do still have peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
It's not as good though, It's like it is good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
It is good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Yeah, it's good, but it's not as good like I
give a peanut butter one or not anything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
All right, So, Jason, I get what you're saying. This
guy continue on here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Well, so, so he lives on site. So here's here's
what happened. He's actually kind of uh not was he
teamed up with the government officials in that area of Thailand.
But they are allowing him to have his foundation on
Thai land, Thailand, on land that is in Thailand. It's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
You can't own Thai. You can't own land in Thailand,
that is correct.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
Yeah, you can't unless you're a hire citizen. So the
government is letting him stay on the land and have
this foundation. He employees ties, so I think they've got
like forty sothing employees. He's got vets there, several employees there.
But he actually lives on site. He definitely does not
live like a multi millionaire at all. I mean, he
lives right there with the dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Right, So are they adopting out dogs too or are
they just rescuing and keeping.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
No, No, they do adopt out dogs, but they only
adopt in Thailand. He won't send overseas because like every
every country has their own problems with that, so why
would we send it? You know, you know, here's the
caveat to the man that rescues dogs. They take in
injured dogs and dogs that have been just lost, mistreated,
that sort of thing. So they have something called the

(01:22:50):
wheelchair Mafia. This changed my perspective a little bit of well,
a lot when I first visited there, because I saw
these dogs couldn't walk. They were kind of scooting around
and I'm not even gonna say what I was thinking,
but I'm thinking, well, i'll tell you. I'm like, Okay,
was that really what's best for the dog? I'm just
you have to ask that question, or I did anyway.

(01:23:11):
But then we got the wheelchairs. Each dog gets her
own custom wheelchair. These wheelchairs costs about four hundred bucks apiece,
so he takes in. They get these from donations. I
saw them line up, the dogs, put the wheelch just
let me finish this real quick, let me finish real quick.
So they just one second. I'm in mincing it. So

(01:23:32):
they lined them up, they put the wheelchairs on, the
dogs took off and it was like they were in heaven.
So it was just it was just cool. So it
changed my perspective of that whole thing. But no, to
answer your question, no, no, my, you know, Michael Bains,
he's not like living the high life and some high
rise condo raking in millions of dollars while somebody else

(01:23:53):
is running. He is there every day.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
That's what it looked like when I saw the video,
and that's why I brought it up, as I'm like,
look a lot of charities. You see these CEOs living
in fucking a mansion, you know, thirty forty fifty miles away,
sometimes even in a different country. Yeah, so I wanted
to make sure you pointed that out.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
No, it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
This is something that this guy is. Actually I'm glad
he is not deep in it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
He's very And the funny thing is a lot of
the the charities that I'm aware of anyway in Thailand,
just the people that we know that there's another ministry
that helps helps, you know, people that are less fortunate.
That guy lives on site. So all these charities that
we know of, I'm sure there are other charities just
like all over that, that's what you're saying. But the

(01:24:40):
ones we know of, the people that we know over there,
they live pretty humble lives, you know, and most of
them are on site there. So yeah, Michael Jaines is
a great dude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Is there a website or anything you can direct me, Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Tmt RG dot org. We actually donate to them monthly.
That's so that's our way of giving back and we
and of course we've spent time I'm there, we filmed
the dogs. We film and we try to put the
word out for them. I'll add that to the description
of the tmt rd dot org deman that rescues dogs.
And he does have a book real quick, so when
we're over there, last time we're over there, we were

(01:25:13):
actually there when the publishers were there as well, so
we got to talk to them. So the book is
called Home Made and you can find out on the
website as well. Very interesting book about Michael's life, how
he started this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Cool, I mean right under my description of the chickensink
dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Now, Joe, you had a question, now more of a statement,
because you mentioned like the wheelchairs that they give the dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
When my dog was sick last year or the last.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Couple of years, we went through like a three year
battle with her, we actually bought the wheelchair. And even
here in the US, you know, with the wheelchair and
the extensions and the adjustments, it was it was four
to six hundred dollars easily, and that's in what we
can afford. And you know, the people in Thai like

(01:25:59):
obviously it feels more expensive to them.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
But it literally was, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Four to six hundred dollars here, and when I saw
the video, they have the exact same ones, like they're
from the same company and they're getting them like from
the company here that makes them here in the US
and expensive wheelchairs they're not. They're not cheap, and so
I got to give them a lot of credit.

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
They do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
And for the number of dogs that they had in wheelchairs,
that was touching. That's that's an emotional thing because I mean,
these are dogs that either don't have back legs or
don't have or have legs and just can't use them,
and they live full lives and you see the dogs
like scooting around and then all of a sudden they
get wheelchairs and they're flying, right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
I It hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
It hurts me because when my dog was in that situation,
she didn't take to the wheelchair as well. And we
were able to get her around the block once or twice,
but she didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
And now you have a permanent shoulder injury, right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Well, I mean that did do something to my left
arm for a while, but that heel right on my
right shoulder is unrelated to that, but it was it
was it was a battle to deal with with my
dog that had an illness. But seeing these dogs that
are permanent like that, it's it's something.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Yeah, Candy said in the comments walking Pets, she thinks
that's the name of the company, the wheelchair company for
the dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
And I think what I think the advantage they have
there at t MTRD is that there's a lot of
dogs together and it's kind of like us humans. Like
once somebody broke the four minute mile, Okay, it was possible,
so everybody started breaking the right. So I think with
the dogs being with each other and just doing it
and seeing other dogs do it, I think it's a
little bit easier versus Joe. You know, you had you know,

(01:27:48):
you had Bell and it was just you and Bell,
you know. So the dogs have kind of like each
other supporting if that makes sense. Yeah, but it's a
it's a great foundation.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
It's we We love Michael. We met Chris his uh
kind of his right hand sidekick this time. Real cool dude.
So Chris, if you're watching the Drinkle Drew show, well, yeah,
did they get stickers?

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Dude? And I apologize. I totally left the steam we
brought our shirts left the stickers at home, Like, holy crap, man,
I can't believe that I forgot that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
We didn't get any calls from the Thailand State Department
about weird stickers being left across the nation. So get
it all right, guys, guess what time it is?

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Bedtime? Oh it's time for Booter b.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Well like the Knights.

Speaker 8 (01:28:49):
Boo bango bango bango booter.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
Man, Johnny, I'm in the because she missing teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
What booter bang Garby? Are we all banging?

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
We're banging the car to Jay said banged. Brad and
Keller and Lisa have all said she was decided to
have pizza for breakfast. There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
I'm the one that's gonna back on that one.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
Bang bang bang bang Booter bang All.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Right, full chicken sink.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
Because you took a phone, you took.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
The whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
I mean that was that was nice about the pets.
But the whole time I was like, well you should
I should have moved to Tailian and enough. Thailand's ties
for ties and you're gonna tie people up. Well, it
depends how long this show goes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Are they ties or is it t die?

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
It's gonna be ties Brad will join you on a type.
I'm opening that just for a spot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
For Jake Fred to sleep, or you can name it
tie Die. And it's a mortuary in Thailand.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Oh boy, that's gonna be the side business I gotta playing.
All right, y'all, it's butter Bank. I think we have
three booter banks, a great business. Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
I think we've all been doing this show together for
a while because we're all just feeding off each other.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Wait a minute, ty Die, Let's wait a minute. Let's
go and die in the cemetery. Go ahead, speaking, I'm sorry,
I am hello?

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Was that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
I'm gonna start texting at three am? When the wholes
Field I'm hals Field Like, I'm not even gonna include
this as a booter band because everybody's been a boot
But what's going on with these fucking teachers banging students?

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
And why are they all female now? Because it was
all male teachers and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Deb a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Mary Kay was first, but it's like now all they're
all females now.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
It's all the.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Time the female teachers and male students was acceptable and
it was just it was gross for a male's teacher
and a female student.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
But now it's like we have to be fair, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
These females teachers are banging the male students that honestly,
here's the here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Yeah, but it's consent, Keller said timer Jason's ten minute
segment on why he's booting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I mean, well, here's the thing. We're not even in
a bitter bang this. I'm gonna I'm gonna go there.
It's a Mandy County teacher accused of lude conduct with students.
We're all gonna boot, I get it. Whatever, but I'm
gonna show the photo. Uh, here's the photo.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Run the videotape.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Here's a photo. We're gonna be Oliver, We're gonna boot
okay fell she s Oliver twists.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Fell on her face.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
She an English teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
But here's the thing, guys, he's a Spanish teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
The fucking female teachers are banging these students that look
like they're nineteen and they're thirteen years old and they
have fucking thirteen inch cocks.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
What here's the You can't say cock when you're talking
about a minor. Oh THEO I'm just talking why not
if you can't say cock when you're talking about a minor. No,
I'm not they have long win winner is acceptable the juveniles.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
There has to be it they that has to be
the reason.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I don't have any other reason why.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Why they're not getting the attention at home, and all
of a sudden, the students don't attention.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
I don't agree with No, they're they're they're female teachers.
The students are being persuasive, and they look like adults.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
I think I think there's some truth to the Laura saying,
if you're not getting something at home, you're going to
find it elsewhere, and it might be just right there
in front of your face, you know, at school for
these teachers, I mean, if they're not getting what they
need at home from their other half or how you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
But still what I mean, I think there's some fortatious
ship going on. There's messages and text messages and photos
being exchanged, and these women are caving.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Well, that's that's a guy's dream right at thirteen years old.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
They're exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Jason you at thirteen with a self fourteen high school
an apple.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
We saw some photos of Jason when he was younger.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
We did.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
We got some BMX better than But no, I'm just saying,
Jason Stalwart, Brad Mader, Joseph.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Yes, we're all here iPhone at the age of thirteen.
You would all fucking be destroyed.

Speaker 6 (01:34:22):
Oh we'd be in trouble now and you would be
fucking destroyed.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
That would be I wasn't listening what were saying.

Speaker 6 (01:34:28):
If you had we didn't have to, you would have cooking.

Speaker 7 (01:34:32):
I'd be in prisoned. Yes, I would be so fucked
I was getting. Yeah, I don't know the statute of
limitations to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:34:43):
I'm just saying, man, there was no photo evidence back then,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
I mean I remember tripping acid and doing some stupid
ship and God forbid I had a phone back then.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
With like people just shutting the fuck up correctly.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
I mean, thank you, thank you, Brad.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
I mean I don't think it's you know, I mean, yeah,
you're going after a year fourteen year old. You're fucked
up the parents, I get it, But you know it's
like we never talked like ship would that we shut
the fuck up? Thank you? You know what I mean?
Is that what you're getting?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Yes, you're selling about parents?

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
What what's that chicken sick? What I didn't have that either.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
No, I'm just saying back in the day we did
stupid ship. We didn't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
No said ship. You're still said like, so what the
fuck man? One day at like eighty five, we were like, hey,
you know what I did?

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Yeah, Well, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
Probably more so kids Nowaday Like when parents are giving
kids their phones, parents have ways of checking the phone,
whether they have you're in trouble, give me your phone
and then they check it, or they're just checking it
regularly because it happened so often that kids get targeted online,
so parents are staying on top of it. More so,
they're probably checking the bill, like who the hell are
you texting?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Or what in here has a child except for Brad.
So Brad, I'm going to direct this question to you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Oh boy, oh boy, here comes parent of the year.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Oh you're the only parent.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Theoretically, your son that we have never met before, it
has never been in the studio, theoretical son that does
not exist. Uh, calls you when he's sixteen years old. Okay,
he says, Dad, I just banged my science teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
As long as he can still sit down after that,
he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
What's what that was. If I would have worked up,
I know Joe was gonna say, some ship go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
I'm not going to ask you to finish before.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
I'm not gonna say I'm not going to ask you
sign The other science teacher said, I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
To ask you what you do afterwords. Well, okay, but
I'm not even gonna ask you that. Are you mad
at your son?

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Are you do you you scold your son for banging
his science teacher? Or do you say shit happened? Like
I wanted to beg my English teacher fucking miss Campbell
so bad, so bad, like literally don't.

Speaker 4 (01:37:25):
Even like, but wanting to And then what your mother
would have done? Sh I think your mom would have
gone and kicked that little teeth ship.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
But at the defensive if you wanted to versus they
forced themselves on you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
No, there's not if you are thirteen four.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Honestly, she would not. I know my mom. She would not.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
She would have been like if I make a parent.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
If I were a parent and I found out, I
wouldn't call the police. I would go and I would
fuck some ship up on that person's face. Why, because
you're working with children, you child may not be the
only one. There could be kids that are younger. You
could be doing ship like having my kids in you

(01:38:12):
porn of some kind of like naked photos, then guess
what that's child pornography? Are you selling it? What are
you doing? I'm gonna take matters into my own hands.
The one arrested, but I'm gonna fuck some ship up.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
The days I won't call the days.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Timelines are different than the eighties and nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
I believe the question was struct Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:38:32):
Yeah, this is why I only teach at college.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
And you played chess with people you can only beat.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
No, like now you're talking about art by day. Yeah,
no one gave a ship nor what I said anything either,
Like even to my friends, I probably would ship you wait.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
Until you're forty before you get good day? Yeah, back
in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Back, yeah, we're at a bar even at like twenty five,
twenty six, and say, hey, by the way, missus so
and so.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Wait till where it is dead by that you're right, right,
But I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Don't know that's a that's a weird question because I
probably sat down with my son and been like, what
the chicken?

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Too much peanut butter?

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
Here's it, here's the next question, how would your wife react?

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Well, I was getting to that, so me I would
sit down with them and want know all the details,
like what happened, how to happen, and take it from there.
But yeah, if Melissa found out death, it would be
raining a fucking firestorm of death on that school. Literally,

(01:39:37):
she would just would have flipped out right now. Maybe
if I was a single parent and that happened with him,
I don't know, I would probably still go to the
school would be like, Hey, what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
I think it has to do with whether or not
it was warranted, like wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
What I'm saying, Like, if it was something like like
he was the one who initiated, be like, oh yeah
I was, I was going for it, manipulated you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
That would have been the talk that would have been
like how that transpire would But.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
Then also too, you have to sit back and think, Okay,
it wasn't like it was one after class teacher study session.
It wasn't like it was one after class study session
where the child is like you look real nice today
and then she was like oh my god, and then
they're bang. It wasn't the teacher should have been like

(01:40:32):
this needs to stop. Like the second she thought it
was crossing. Bam. That teacher's job is to cut that
ship off.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
It's moming a kid out of a class or not
being alone with like that teacher fucked us. So I
don't care if it was pursued by the kid or what.

Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
Don't get me wrong, I don't condone it. But it
would have been a long talk with my son. Now
you know that's you know, no matter what, but you
have my Catholic school. But sus su as Melissa found out,
it would have been it would have been game over.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
Because you're not allowed to lie anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
That's how.

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
Get your medicine before you get your balls.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Old.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
Actually, no, you are not allowed to get the balls.
He's so drunk right now he can't get the balls.
He's gonna ruin whiskey.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's a situation I never even
thought of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Hey, Joe, can you go babysit him?

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Want to?

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
I said, can you? I know you don't want to.
He's gonna go after those balls and the drawer can
only come open like an.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
And you think I'm sober.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
I just need you're more coherent. You can't open that
drawer where the freezing fancy balls are. No in the kitchen,
the fancy in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Yes, look into the camera right there and say, I'm
fucking fine, show us your wiener.

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
You're gonna ruin eight bottles of whiskey if you open
that drawer all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
I'm good, it's still cold. I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
Ok, you're out of whiskey, any of the good stuff. Anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
Well, we got peanut butter left. We got peanut butter left.
We need some peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Sweet Jesus, you guys need to buy an air stream
and just make it a bunk house, I know, right,
and be cool. Well, I told my wife wants one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
It was so bad. She's like, oh, we shouldet one
of those airstreams. You know, we can go camping.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
Yes, And I never, like I camped when I was younger,
and I was just like, yeah, it was cool, it
was fine. And I never really gave his second thought,
Like when she mentioned it, I was like, I don't know.
But then I stepped into one of those things. I
was like, this is freaking badass. Yeah, I mean I
could definitely see. I mean a lot of them have
you know, a c.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
In them and all kinds of right, the probably is
the airstream. Like the airstream is like the Harley of
like the campers, they're so expensive, Like you probably got
to work a Harley right right exactly, so you might
as well if you just want a camper, get whatever.
Like I like the outside of the air Like it
just looks cool. It looks It's like the look that

(01:43:16):
also gets you. So really just look at the inside
of the camp who cares? The outside looks like you're
gonna be hanging on the inside.

Speaker 7 (01:43:21):
Like if I was gonna go that route, I probably
get like a dually and get like a fifth wheel.
I'm fine, dude, dude, I'm not homie. I'm done, but
I probably get like that, Laura. Yeah, I probably get
like a fifth wheel.

Speaker 6 (01:43:39):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
But I like the airstream.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
So okay, you only have number two.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
I'm taking over the show right now?

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Are I already got ice to a good question to
ask though, like going back to this teacher thing. Has
this always been going on and now we have the
internet to sad cases? Or are we at a different
place in society where this is more common now?

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
And why is that because they likes airstreams. I think
it's more let me throw this at you, obviously wake
it down. There is there is a difference between a
male and female victim. Because I guarantee you the females
who are victims and the male teachers who are the aggressors,

(01:44:28):
society still looks very much down on that versus the
teachers who.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
Are look differently here because we boot them all.

Speaker 6 (01:44:40):
We don't male on the Drink show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Do you think there's a situation where a female student
could actually be like, oh, I will want to get
my teacher and to joke, and then eventually he gives in.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
He keeps saying no, no, no, Eventually he gives no.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
I just say that's what been a difference with me.
If I had a jailder, Yeah, you be be.

Speaker 7 (01:45:03):
You be, I'd be I'd be calling you and whatever
the lawyers, you know, to be like, get me out
of you, call my biker friends.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Love this show, man, you go to jail, show fucking rules.
If you don't watch this show you got.

Speaker 6 (01:45:20):
You go to jail proudly. Ye'd be like, yeah, I
did it.

Speaker 7 (01:45:23):
I'd be treated like a fucking god in jail. Dude, like,
I'm a fucking pedophile. I get everybody's dessert.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
So but that's the thing, you mean, nobody's bitch like
you would.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
You would cocktails cocktail bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
You would happily go to prison defending your daughter who
was molested by a male teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
I've said, I get it. I've said it to my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
I said, anything happened to my mother, my sister or
my wife, I would literally put a bullet between their eyes,
just like yeah. But then you'd go to jail too.
I'm like, I would walk into the police stations and say, yes,
I did it. Anyone who's gonna deny me? Like yeah,
But but even if we got attacked, you would go
to jail to.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Like yes, but if your son handy by a teacher,
you kind of give him a high five depending on
the grade.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
That also depends on the handy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
I mean, if he goes from the sea today, that
is the That is society. I can't argue with that.
That is society and the.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
Truth's boot bank. We've been on this topic of males
station too.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
And we're getting let's give.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
That Jason, you missed this last week.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
You want to sample it, alright, you'll probably like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Keller is gonna love this one.

Speaker 6 (01:46:59):
Tell me it doesn't taste exactly like a Lease's.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
It does taste that's that's dangerous. And I don't like
peanut butter like ship like that one's good though, I
like peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
All right, Keller, get ready for this. Off duty Florida
deputy arrested on I four with fake chase me license plate.

Speaker 4 (01:47:23):
Chase me, M, I can't contribute.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
An off duty Vlusha County Sheriff's deputy has resigned after
being arrested for riding a motorcycle with a fake license plate.
According to authorities, the tagg red chase me. The Sheriff's
office also found social media accounts that allegedly belongs to
Muzzy that shows reckless stunt riding on public roads.

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
That's her last name, by the way, not her first name,
so you already said.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Her and off duty Volusia County Sheriff's deputy was arrested
Saturday night for riding a motorcycle with a fake license
plate and has since resigned, authority said. According to the
Vlusha County Sheriff's Office, twenty six year old Erica Muzzy
was arrested along Interstate or in charge with a possession

(01:48:14):
of a counterfeit license plate.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
Does the article show him Muzzy yep.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Shortly after eleven pm on Saturday, Muzzy was riding a
motorcycle on I four West and Deltona with a tag
that was flipped up and was not visible.

Speaker 6 (01:48:29):
Where is Deltona? Not Daytona?

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
No, Daltona's a little uh Vlusha County.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
I don't know where that is.

Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
It's not Daytona but delton down Hillsboro. It's way way
out on the east coast.

Speaker 6 (01:48:40):
Joe, I don't know that side very well.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
Flip it upside down, maybe you'll know. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
Muzzy was pulled over and later taken to Vlusha County
Jail on a twenty five hundred dollars bond. Oh Prior
to the traffic stop, deputy say Muzzy was involved in
an instant just before nine.

Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
Pm twenty five hundred See who Muzzy?

Speaker 12 (01:49:01):
The Sheriff's office said one of its deputy spotted a
motorcycle rider at wah Wah located at the Hall and
Boulevard branch, where she had fled from an attempted traffic
stop she went to.

Speaker 6 (01:49:16):
Instead of well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Being detained, the writer called out to Muzzy, who was
with his group of riders.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
This was so, she was with a group of writers.
One of them took off from a traffic stop and
it was later spotted by another cop at a wah wah.
And this other writer was with this woman in this
group of right. But here's the thing, So the cop
came up to this other writer. It was like, you
ran from a traffic stop earlier. So that writer was
yelling over to Muzzy saying, hey, I'm getting stupped by

(01:49:45):
the cop because they knew she was a cop, so
they were trying to like pull it on in.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
That's what I'm thinking. It doesn't really specify that it does.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
If you would.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
But while detained, that writer called out to Muzzy, who
was with his group of writers. I think it meant
with with her. I don't know, so either way, she didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
Everybody then left what the group left. She was the
officer that arrested the one guy that ran. Let everybody
else go. Everybody left. She then gets on the road
and is pulled over later. So that you guys understand

(01:50:33):
what she's talking about on the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
So we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna it's.

Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
Not the video there, it's the wrong video.

Speaker 8 (01:50:42):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
That that is the right video.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
We didn't bang yet.

Speaker 4 (01:50:51):
Anyway, Yeah, killers and the comments banging three explanation points.

Speaker 6 (01:50:56):
He banks for everybody except Jason.

Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
Now this deputy knows her.

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
You can tell.

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
Is this his body camp?

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:51:10):
Okay, so we can tell it from the angle like
Wiener cam Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
I'm saying like it's from it's it's from an angle
leg sometimes you get obstructive view.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Yes, so that's what she's talking about. I'm trying to
go home.

Speaker 6 (01:51:31):
What does her shirt say?

Speaker 4 (01:51:35):
Oh, chase your heart's desires would probably if I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
Her tags not flipped.

Speaker 4 (01:51:46):
You can see down when she can when you walked
up to the bike. Know what she's saying. She said
that the cops let everybody go from the Wall Wall
gas station.

Speaker 6 (01:51:56):
She should have gone with the BUCkies instead, But that's
her problem alright.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Anyways, bitter Bang, let's go there. Hang on, we have
a booter bang.

Speaker 4 (01:52:10):
I know I'm going around getting everybody thing. Keller has
already said. Bang Joseph Bang what you do.

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
It's going to bang bang.

Speaker 4 (01:52:20):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
It's not my thing?

Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
So you know called it?

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
Keller called it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
Want to do a ten minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
You know, think it's okay. Don't know more detail about
why you won't because it's.

Speaker 6 (01:52:35):
Not metal enough.

Speaker 4 (01:52:36):
He doesn't like tom Boys always.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
I guarantee if she listens to metal, right, ye, go ahead? Bangable, bangable, bangable,
definitely bangable.

Speaker 6 (01:52:49):
Yeah, it would work.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
You got to finish the tattoos. Who cares?

Speaker 6 (01:52:52):
I want to see you all am.

Speaker 4 (01:52:57):
The point is you don't see it, Joe. You just
feel it and you roll back over. Damn, there's no
lights on.

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
I'm never living that one.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
It's not you, that's not leaving it down, you know, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
I'm just gonna text you when it happens. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
I'm like kitchen sink, chen sing chicken sink.

Speaker 6 (01:53:21):
I'm actually going to text you at like two thirty
just to wake you up.

Speaker 5 (01:53:26):
Oh man, wake you up for it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Now it's three fifteen.

Speaker 6 (01:53:31):
It's like I can't go back to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
Now, I know. Is it okay? You're on your side,
but you will have a bowlder anymore. You're thinking about Joe,
I will that's not true. That's not true.

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
Where you're just about to say it's.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Not true, not true. I mean I'm very at three
am if I'm horny. It's just dedicated, dedicated horniness. I
would just text Joe after it's done to be like Joe,
it's completed, thank you, it's complete.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
You will not ruin it for me, all right, And
if you want, I'll wake him up at three am
every day just just for pleasure.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
I mean, you could do that by starting a chess
move night to king seven, three am a night to
whull one.

Speaker 6 (01:54:17):
I mean I'm usually sometimes still up, so all right.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
An ex Pennsylvania judge has been sentenced to thirteen and
a half years in prison for shooting her ex boyfriend
in the head as he was sleeping.

Speaker 6 (01:54:34):
Bang bang, join us, it's a super bank.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
Sonia McKnight was convicted.

Speaker 6 (01:54:43):
It's a gang bang.

Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
It's a gang bang.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Sonia McKnight was convicted of attempted murder and aggurated assault
by a jury and Columbia Cumberland County District Attorney's Office.
McKnight was glasses, I'm my shirt, it's old, smoky, yeah,
thank you. Big Night was accused of shooting her well

(01:55:07):
while he was sleeping in the February two thousand and
four people previously reported. Prosecutors say that the bullet entered
the right side of his victim's face, traveled through his
head in a straight line behind his eyes, and exited
the left side of his face.

Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
So he died.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
He died, just a flesh wound.

Speaker 4 (01:55:27):
Just making sure all those holes. It wasn't just you know,
a one in and out.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
It wasn't a wasn't a one. Three Am.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
McCoy survived the gunshot wound.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
Man, he's good, lying right, remember, was good, good read vertical.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
McCoy survived the gunshot wound, but is blind and one
eye as a result of the shooting.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
Accordingly, one eye. Yep, face, he's looking like this too, yawn,
just now.

Speaker 6 (01:55:58):
Just a peanut butter, Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
Peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
McKnight was convicted last month on charges and resigned her
post as a magistrate judge in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
All right, guitter bank, bang bang, banging, Brad's banking, I'm banging.

Speaker 6 (01:56:14):
The Jason's boot and I'm banging the gun.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
Get my redeato star war.

Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
Yeah, but this just does it doesn't sound doesn't so
exciting at all.

Speaker 4 (01:56:26):
She recused dog in the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:56:27):
Jason, Well, I mean we we've been down this road before.

Speaker 4 (01:56:31):
So she jumped on alligator and she saved her dog.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
Jason, you've been down this road and you guys, you
guys remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
She volunteers thirty hours a week at the shelter.

Speaker 5 (01:56:43):
The homeless shelter.

Speaker 4 (01:56:44):
She has a docs.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
She refuses to declaw cats. She loves we're getting whiskey.

Speaker 4 (01:56:51):
She's from Thailand, plays metal guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
She does play metal guitar, James.

Speaker 6 (01:56:56):
She subscribes that Jason's guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
She likes.

Speaker 5 (01:57:01):
They only get the bank once then.

Speaker 6 (01:57:05):
All right, oh wait no, because then you'd be the teacher.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
So that yeah, Kelly doesn't respond yet in the comments,
Oh kell is banging, Well that's from the last one. No,
I think that was the next. Now the bank was
the three exclamation points was the last one?

Speaker 6 (01:57:18):
That was the previous one.

Speaker 4 (01:57:20):
Now the one up there was guys our third one.
He's only banged twice.

Speaker 6 (01:57:26):
He's always banged.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
Psychopath a.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
School bus driver, not a judge.

Speaker 5 (01:57:34):
And you wonder why, I mean, here.

Speaker 6 (01:57:38):
Deserves she probably will give it you.

Speaker 4 (01:57:40):
Look, so yeah, we're gonna give it.

Speaker 6 (01:57:42):
We're gonna give her a bang.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
We're gonna give it to her. She gave it to
her husband.

Speaker 6 (01:57:47):
She earned it. She earned it. At three am.

Speaker 4 (01:57:54):
She woke he He woke her up at three am,
and she's like, I'm gonna you're gonna fill my whole.
I'm gonna fill a whole yours right, you're fucking eyeball.

Speaker 6 (01:58:01):
She could wake me up at three am, brutal. Oh
you guys, O came more for me.

Speaker 2 (01:58:12):
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 6 (01:58:14):
That peanut butter is good, man, so good.

Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
Everything is good.

Speaker 6 (01:58:17):
That was fucking good peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
Everything's good.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
Seriously, Like take the other like eight bottles you have
back in like, exchange them for more peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:58:24):
Cook All right, Joe, this one's.

Speaker 6 (01:58:26):
For you, Like six bottles of peanut butter and six
bottles of cookie dough. You're good to go.

Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
This one's for you, Joe. That's for me.

Speaker 6 (01:58:32):
I'm banging.

Speaker 4 (01:58:35):
It, yes, he said, times three, This is four.

Speaker 6 (01:58:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
Passenger arrested for smacking boy who called her fat.

Speaker 6 (01:58:44):
Yeah bang bang. She deserves credit. Everybody deserves love.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
Passenger arrested for smacking boy who called her fat. And
Miss Piggy on flight home from Disney trip.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Miss Piggy, Yeah, we'll get him a bang bang uh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
A female passenger has been charged with child abuse for
attacking a child who called her fat and miss Piggy
on a flight home from Disney World.

Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
The question is why didn't the parents say that was
deserved because she is the parent the.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
Exact relationship between Christie. Although the exact relationship between Christy
Crampton and the boy was not clear, they were part
of a group returning home from Maryland from their Disney
trip when she was arrested Monday at Sanford Orlando International Airport.

Speaker 4 (01:59:37):
That's a local deal because they were at Disney.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Crampton stated. Swinging. Crampton started swinging.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
At the child just before takeoff into the World when
he told Crampton she was too fat to sit in
a seat. She punched them. She punched him and and
then hit him with water bottles before slamming the child's
head into the airplane window as she tried to block

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her blows.

Speaker 3 (02:00:11):
That little prick, I seriously, I'm in support of this
because kids are are racist today, little ship that they
don't get hit anymore from their parents, so they think
that they can get away with saying anything that you're
not going to get smacked.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
After the child called her, you've met my dad.

Speaker 6 (02:00:33):
My dad was in the navy.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
People.

Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
He had a canvas belt with a metal tip. I
have one like when you were a kid. We we
learned to respect. Because you learned respect.

Speaker 4 (02:00:43):
You've got that buckle and you fucking learned respect.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
I wake Laura up.

Speaker 3 (02:00:48):
Kids these days they don't learn respect because you don't
hit the kids anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
After the child called her fat on the plane then
started smacking him when he twice shoved her arm off
the arm rest. They must have been sitting next to
each other.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
Afterwards, uh so, a witness told police that the woman
was not correcting the child, she was abusing.

Speaker 4 (02:01:15):
Keller says, bang her piggy hole.

Speaker 2 (02:01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
The relationship was not immediately clear, and the family declined
to provide stamus to the police.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
All right, so let's booter bang.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
So their family.

Speaker 6 (02:01:32):
Travel, whether or a friend or whatever, or like the family.

Speaker 4 (02:01:38):
Why is it the family member that's the mother or
whatever of this kid? Press charges or did the airlines
just see it and say we're filing a report and
she's being arrested.

Speaker 6 (02:01:49):
Also, were they were on the plane before they took off?

Speaker 2 (02:01:52):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, too much of that.

Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
Old whiskey.

Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
He just said it again, old whiskey and Joe you're banging.

Speaker 6 (02:02:08):
Oh for sure, Bradan deserves it no matter what.

Speaker 2 (02:02:11):
I'm going to hit the piggy hole and let Kermit watch, yes,
bounce to bounce.

Speaker 4 (02:02:19):
Oh god, Jason, I support.

Speaker 5 (02:02:22):
What she's doing. I think it's great. This is going
to be bad, though, guys, I just know it. So
I'm going to pass.

Speaker 4 (02:02:28):
You're so full of ship.

Speaker 5 (02:02:32):
Wait do you see it?

Speaker 6 (02:02:34):
It's his it's his stick for the show. He just
can't bang.

Speaker 5 (02:02:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Well we're a couple. That's what make the joke about Kermit.

Speaker 4 (02:02:43):
That's her first first appearances.

Speaker 6 (02:02:47):
The shot my screen is a little too small.

Speaker 4 (02:02:49):
But oh she's crying. I think that she could clean
up nice if she weren't swollen puffy from crying.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
I mean, trim nose, eyebrows down about it? Right, she's
a little crazy. Cut your wiener off crazy hand. I
would not wake her up at three am.

Speaker 5 (02:03:07):
For.

Speaker 6 (02:03:09):
Sure, I would.

Speaker 4 (02:03:11):
Piggy. You could just find a flap, I'm sure I would. Am.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15):
You would wake her up, Joe. You trust that. No,
she'd wake you up at three am with you with
your legs tied to log sledge.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
Hammer every Tuesday night, and she'd be like, Hey, you're
in a fucking weird motel room.

Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
Here's but we have to This is for you, just
the best of us.

Speaker 1 (02:03:34):
Oh God, Laura's gone, and so we got to get
through this.

Speaker 4 (02:03:38):
I've been yawning.

Speaker 6 (02:03:39):
She wants to get her napping before three.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
I do my my whiskey glasses empty.

Speaker 6 (02:03:45):
Though, I think we still got some watermelon out in
the garass.

Speaker 2 (02:03:50):
Just what do we have right now, Brad?

Speaker 6 (02:03:52):
I think we have watermelons open from the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
Empty on the on the cooking peanut butter's empty, two
empty on the peanut.

Speaker 6 (02:04:00):
Butter cookie dough is empty. We got watermelon in the garage.

Speaker 4 (02:04:05):
Watermelon would tastes really weird after, you know, really like savory.

Speaker 6 (02:04:10):
I'm gonna go find the watermelon.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
Jesus Christ, I don't care, Joe, go grab something.

Speaker 4 (02:04:14):
There's a pecan somewhere that will probably taste good.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
Caramel. Yes, yeah, it was good. Tapping out.

Speaker 4 (02:04:27):
You are you are an aggressive you when you're drunk
on whiskey. You said that You've said that a lot tonight.
You've like to Joe like six times.

Speaker 2 (02:04:42):
Sorry, I was empty to a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (02:04:48):
The caramel mango have a narrow jo.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Oh my god, me, I ruined it?

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, Jason, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
I thought he was right there, officer. They robbed the bank. Yeah,
I was just trying to help. Breaking snitch.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
But that's that's a good snitch because God her head, Joe,
I know who.

Speaker 2 (02:05:19):
Got the ro that I want to that is no
looking at every damn bottle.

Speaker 4 (02:05:27):
No, this is the one we want, the one you
can't open.

Speaker 2 (02:05:29):
No, you got it?

Speaker 4 (02:05:30):
Careful, please relax.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
Anybody else want this? Nobody else, nobody, Joe probably No.

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
I'm gonna be a walk in vagina.

Speaker 4 (02:05:43):
I mean you're driving vagina.

Speaker 2 (02:05:44):
Yeah, I mean chicken sink?

Speaker 5 (02:05:50):
Was that the glass.

Speaker 4 (02:05:58):
All over electronics?

Speaker 2 (02:06:00):
Good buck off? Then we are. I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
We're No, We're good, Las, We're good. It's just a
little spillage. It's the michaelphont a little spillage.

Speaker 11 (02:06:19):
What melons literally papers.

Speaker 1 (02:06:27):
Literally like a minimal pillage.

Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
And that's why we call the drinking a jew show.
FA got the wrong one. I was trying to help
I was.

Speaker 6 (02:06:36):
Just you think I would get the wrong water back.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
But I need to put this back in the refrigerator,
in the freezer back so.

Speaker 4 (02:06:43):
That it warms up, and you stopped drinking.

Speaker 2 (02:06:46):
Put that back in the fridge.

Speaker 6 (02:06:49):
Take the bottle from them, put it in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
Yeah, we gotta put this in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (02:06:54):
Anybody here, just here, and you could put it back
in the freezer later. Yeah, m hmmm, you want some watermelon?

Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
Oh god, I got drive, dude, you gotta walk across
the street.

Speaker 6 (02:07:13):
No offense, but you gotta give me credit. That would
have been a good joke.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
I mean, but what I was waiting for it personally,
I was like, oh, this is gonna be good. It
wasn't okay joke.

Speaker 1 (02:07:23):
It would have been funny, though, But everybody was on
their hands.

Speaker 6 (02:07:27):
Anybody wrapped me out.

Speaker 2 (02:07:29):
I mean we all knew you did not.

Speaker 6 (02:07:32):
I mean I had to take the chance, though, Like
that would have been a good deal.

Speaker 2 (02:07:35):
Would have been good if you.

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
Would have been given me, if you would have given
me the hobbin arrow telling me it was cookie dough. Yeah,
I would have been like, yeah, I would have been
sucked up. I get it that that would have been
a good joke, all right, That's what I went for.

Speaker 6 (02:07:55):
Yeah, but he take a picture of you before I
even get there.

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
Take him of your table and send it to me,
because you got all the all the whiskeys there, and
I want to He's got all He's got all the
empty whiskeys.

Speaker 6 (02:08:09):
No one else is going to be drinking it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:11):
He's got the salty, He's got the salty watermelon, the
peanut butter, the fucking cookie dough. What do you you
got all the.

Speaker 6 (02:08:19):
I'm missing one of those, Laura stressed out.

Speaker 4 (02:08:24):
You're gonna be filling your peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (02:08:29):
Damn went from fun to like.

Speaker 4 (02:08:33):
Just I said it was gonna happen, And he's like you,
I think I'm not drunk.

Speaker 6 (02:08:39):
Yep, I'm not to think as you're drunk, I am,
But what's happening? I don't have no clue.

Speaker 1 (02:08:45):
I don't understand what your problem is.

Speaker 4 (02:08:47):
They said they told you you were going to knock ship.

Speaker 2 (02:08:49):
Over, knock anything over.

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
You didn't just knock your beer clean.

Speaker 6 (02:08:58):
You here when we did the watermelon? Do you want
to try a sip? It tastes it tastes like a
jolly rancher.

Speaker 2 (02:09:03):
Well I was here. I yeah, I did have that.

Speaker 6 (02:09:06):
I was gonna say it tastes just like a jolly rancher. First,
it's delicious.

Speaker 4 (02:09:12):
It's the first one we opened up.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
I will say this. We just switched back over to
what do we do? The salty care?

Speaker 6 (02:09:18):
But you did. I gottermelon this one.

Speaker 1 (02:09:22):
It's good, but it hits your stomach harder, like you
can feel it down below.

Speaker 6 (02:09:27):
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
It's good, but I can feel it like hoole. No,
but I can feel it like it hits me sugary
and salty down.

Speaker 4 (02:09:38):
Right in the rim brown eye, yeah, right in the
third eye, the stink I whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
You guys are difficult alcohol all right?

Speaker 5 (02:09:53):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:09:54):
The starfish? Okay, hey, did you just say chocolate starfish?

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
Starfish?

Speaker 4 (02:10:00):
But we can go, I said, brown blue knot, you guys,
what's on your pamphlet?

Speaker 1 (02:10:08):
I've been trying to get to him.

Speaker 3 (02:10:10):
You guys are it's a pamphlet because he doesn't have
a pamphlett.

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
Did I say that?

Speaker 6 (02:10:16):
No, you said pamphlet, But he said pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (02:10:19):
I say pamphlet all the time, Joe, You just ignore
my my, my pamphlet.

Speaker 4 (02:10:26):
Right in the sugar holes. You want me, you guys
do the pamphlet, Miss pigg right in the fire in
the old.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
Whoopsie Daisy, Joe only fan, only fan.

Speaker 6 (02:10:43):
I'm trying to spire.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
I'm trying to explain the pamphlet, Joe, and you keep talking,
trying to get off the fire.

Speaker 2 (02:10:50):
Only Fans.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
Model says she's going to sleep with five thousand men
this summer.

Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
No deaddy issues at all, none.

Speaker 1 (02:10:59):
No, but she's beating the previous record of one thousand men.

Speaker 4 (02:11:04):
Well, no, that lady had one thousand men in a day.
This one is just trying to do five thousand in
the summer.

Speaker 6 (02:11:11):
Okay, I mean we did that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
Jasmine Claire Chick was it.

Speaker 6 (02:11:16):
She complained that she got pregnant afterwards. Something she was.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
She used to be up in my hometown, that Jasmine,
said Claire Chick.

Speaker 4 (02:11:22):
She was.

Speaker 2 (02:11:23):
She was full of ship.

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
You're attached whatever, whatever. You just wipe a paper towel.

Speaker 3 (02:11:28):
Simon is eating the paper towels. The whiskey and whiskey.
Simon knows how to get his whiskey fixed on.

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Give me a drink.

Speaker 6 (02:11:39):
Oh my god, I'm just walking into the wall.

Speaker 4 (02:11:42):
He walked into the fuck nose breaking the seal, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:11:46):
But see, the thing is, when we drink a lot
of beers, you have to break the seal easy like,
and you got to peel a lot. When we drink whiskey,
we get fucked up, but we don't have to pee, yeah,
because we don't drink as much, but we still get
fucked up.

Speaker 5 (02:12:02):
Is that that's supposed to be drew?

Speaker 6 (02:12:06):
I can't see, I can't turn.

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
I don't know which one it is. Yeah, yeah, this
was the first one. Yeah, and then there's the next.

Speaker 3 (02:12:15):
One one over there, and then the one that you're
looking at is the third one, the one's one, and
then there's one of this.

Speaker 4 (02:12:21):
So this is the first one, and then the one
that's down over there is the second one, and the
one you're seeing is the third.

Speaker 6 (02:12:28):
One over there on that wall underneath the God of firebox.

Speaker 4 (02:12:36):
That was the second year.

Speaker 2 (02:12:37):
Those two look better. I mean, who's that guy?

Speaker 4 (02:12:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:12:41):
So we what we do?

Speaker 4 (02:12:43):
We go to the fair and they have the caricature
tent and the first year we went when we got
this one, which is this picture here that he uses.
He just went to one of the character guards and
he's like, hey, can you just make one off of
a photo that I give you? And he's like, I
wanted for my podcast so you know, have the mic
and the beer and whatever else. So he just texted
the guy a photo one the one that I took

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when he was in the studio, and then the guy
drew it. So then we went back the next year
and we're like, hey remember us. Oh yeah, So he's like,
you know, can you do another one. Here's an updated photo,
which was the second one that's over there on that wall.
And then we just went back this year and that
was the third one that he did. So every time
he goes, he just sends he texts the guy a
picture that he wants him to do this and.

Speaker 6 (02:13:22):
He draws this one is a picture of him at
three am, right right after. I think it's right before.

Speaker 2 (02:13:31):
I say, that's the worst one. Actually, I think those two.

Speaker 6 (02:13:34):
What do you think drew this picture here on the wall?
Is that before or after three am? Which one the
one here on the wall.

Speaker 4 (02:13:45):
They're making fun of your caricatures.

Speaker 6 (02:13:47):
We're appreciating it, We're I'm making fun of it.

Speaker 5 (02:13:50):
That one looks like more like a millennial drew there.

Speaker 4 (02:13:53):
You know, it's post COVID, who wants to take over
the cameras? Nope, nobody, nobody, which means we got to
wrap it up because I'm we've been going for two hours,
but I remember you just got back. You were going
for three minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:14:10):
I took a pee break.

Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
That was a long it was. It was like the
whole show just dumped because I took a peep break.
You guys gotta learn. You got it, You got got
take break.

Speaker 4 (02:14:23):
You took a peep break earlier when you took your
meds and you got on and we just did it again.
But what I'm telling you is it's been over two hours.
I have to go to work in the morning on
the list. Yeah, I actually do have to go to
work in the morning, So.

Speaker 6 (02:14:37):
Wake me up at am.

Speaker 4 (02:14:40):
If I'm going to bed now, you may be able
to number three AM. If I go to bed in
an hour, you're not Withking number three Am.

Speaker 1 (02:14:45):
Guys, Man, I got a bunch of pussies on the show.

Speaker 2 (02:14:48):
Apparently I.

Speaker 5 (02:14:52):
Got a head out soon too, man.

Speaker 6 (02:14:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:14:55):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:14:58):
What's next on the list? Come on, Joe, the next
one the list show them.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
You're blue in the so you should be all right.

Speaker 6 (02:15:06):
Blue Indian, It's it's it's gray. Come on, do we
want to do?

Speaker 1 (02:15:12):
We really want to go through the pample I gotta do.
I got such a pamphlet.

Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
I don't even think.

Speaker 6 (02:15:18):
It's so much good stuff we got.

Speaker 2 (02:15:20):
Stop yelling at us, go for it.

Speaker 6 (02:15:22):
We have we have volcanoes. Who up thing? We have
bombs going off, we have shootings in fucking in our country?
Is everything going on?

Speaker 2 (02:15:32):
Pick one?

Speaker 4 (02:15:33):
Just another Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (02:15:34):
Yes, oh, here's my thing?

Speaker 6 (02:15:36):
What's next?

Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
Come on, I'm going to do this.

Speaker 1 (02:15:39):
I'm going to start getting people who are on the.

Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
Show until twelve o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:15:45):
No, well, you know we we don't have to start
at seven thirty. People would show up earlier.

Speaker 4 (02:15:52):
You know. I think that was directed, that was targeted.

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
That was part of the chicken sink.

Speaker 2 (02:16:00):
Hey man working until I think Joe was targeting the chickens.
Get here what I have a lot of Drews. We
haven't even gotten to Drew News. Say something, go stop bitching.
I love you.

Speaker 6 (02:16:21):
Come on, what's next to news?

Speaker 5 (02:16:28):
Take the best of news? The best thing.

Speaker 6 (02:16:32):
Make sure you only play the beginning of that intro.

Speaker 5 (02:16:37):
Cut my guitar solo out. You can do that again?

Speaker 2 (02:16:40):
Cut out both our solos, go straight to the news.
How about just do it? That's what I've heard about.

Speaker 4 (02:16:49):
Okay, I'm aggressive.

Speaker 2 (02:16:53):
I don't know any last per sponsored by Old Smoky

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Old Whiskey, Little Smoky.

Speaker 6 (02:17:41):
And says, hey, what about that salt the caramel.

Speaker 7 (02:17:44):
Caramell peanut butter cookie though, look at the effects, Drew
take it.

Speaker 1 (02:17:49):
I thrashed a little too hard.

Speaker 2 (02:17:51):
I lost. I lost the microphone in my head. Hang up, serious?
Lost this ear? Bugs there?

Speaker 4 (02:18:06):
You you think you can talk and put that in
your ear at the same time or can you not multitask?

Speaker 1 (02:18:13):
I don't know you see and fucking but hoole at
the same time.

Speaker 6 (02:18:19):
No, no, you can't.

Speaker 5 (02:18:22):
That was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (02:18:23):
Can't I could.

Speaker 6 (02:18:28):
On Thursdays?

Speaker 2 (02:18:30):
You know it's funny. Let's me the time my wife
turns into the show and she'd be like, you know,
think about going on here? Twirl is hold. I don't
know about that.

Speaker 4 (02:18:42):
That got Candady say that got Candy to say, oh my,
oh my.

Speaker 2 (02:18:51):
Candy.

Speaker 6 (02:18:52):
Was you know what Candy is gonna say at three am?

Speaker 2 (02:18:54):
Playing with your ear? Yeah, I'm sorry, I got ship.

Speaker 6 (02:19:00):
No, you don't have to hear us to hear you.

Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
I'm sorry about making fun of your bicycle.

Speaker 6 (02:19:05):
I really like it, bicycle.

Speaker 4 (02:19:11):
You're blue Indian.

Speaker 2 (02:19:12):
You better not be talking about the motorcycle. I'm jealousy
of your motorcycles. Clear, So that's where it comes from.

Speaker 4 (02:19:19):
So start up plural fucking motorcycles, Brad.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
I will jump over this fucking desk and beat you
to death.

Speaker 4 (02:19:30):
In the show What happened by Beard?

Speaker 2 (02:19:35):
What diduld I say about plural? Michael? Michael? I got scientific? Also,
let's talk about plural micro cells. I don't know, but
that sounds damn old smoky.

Speaker 1 (02:19:48):
It sounded aggressive, and I'm drunk and I want to
beat some masks, So fuck with me about my motorcycles.

Speaker 2 (02:19:54):
I love your bikes.

Speaker 3 (02:19:58):
Was that.

Speaker 2 (02:20:02):
We delivered the newspapers.

Speaker 1 (02:20:06):
I'm gonna shoot some bitches tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
You guys can guarantee you.

Speaker 4 (02:20:12):
Hopefully nobody gets shot tonight because that's been recorded live.

Speaker 2 (02:20:17):
And that's fine because it's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (02:20:19):
Go to your fucking pamphlet.

Speaker 2 (02:20:22):
What's the news we're waiting now? News?

Speaker 3 (02:20:26):
Didn't we Let's not talk about bombings, really, anything but
the bombings.

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
Jesus, Jesus Christ, Joe.

Speaker 5 (02:20:35):
I thought that was gonna be the one who's gonna
talk you know something fun.

Speaker 2 (02:20:38):
What do you got? What's what's the topics?

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
Topics are number one, tickling Jason's balls.

Speaker 5 (02:20:44):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:20:47):
He came back from Thailand. Part two?

Speaker 6 (02:20:49):
Right question, Wait, lady boys?

Speaker 2 (02:20:53):
Did you have did I have? Doing what?

Speaker 6 (02:20:56):
It doesn't matter?

Speaker 2 (02:20:58):
All right?

Speaker 6 (02:20:58):
Did you see any my secrets?

Speaker 2 (02:21:02):
Let me let me ask you and not see lady boys.
I mean I've seen on the internet they show that
whole strip where it's like all like strippers and hookers
and all. Is that just like one area over there?
Where is that?

Speaker 6 (02:21:18):
That's a very small No?

Speaker 5 (02:21:20):
No, no, there's that in probably every country. But in
Thailand they do have a place called Soloy Cowboy, Sweet Cowboy, and.

Speaker 4 (02:21:32):
There's there's Cowgirl in America.

Speaker 5 (02:21:35):
But that's a very small part.

Speaker 2 (02:21:37):
Of tell me tell me this, but speaking slow, is
it like one block of all that ship it's like
a block or two or something like that? Like Amsterdam
they have certain red light districts and all that. So
are people like if I go there and I'm like,

(02:21:58):
maybe I want to play with lady boys? Am I
am I being gay? Yes? Now I'm not saying am
I is it. Are you gay? Yeah? Can I finish
my sentence?

Speaker 1 (02:22:17):
If I go to Thailand and I play with the lady.

Speaker 4 (02:22:21):
Boy, yes you're gay, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:22:24):
Going like, first off, do you know you're playing with
the lady boy?

Speaker 4 (02:22:29):
That's the first lady boys have. There's parts still right, No,
they're not.

Speaker 1 (02:22:35):
Stand by you don't know because they are very and
they're still they're very.

Speaker 2 (02:22:42):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:22:43):
You go there, you're like, hey, what's up, and then
you totally think they're female, and then you.

Speaker 4 (02:22:51):
Called a funky cold medina.

Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
You get in the mix and you realize they're not.
You still the money, yes, you're still paying them.

Speaker 8 (02:23:02):
At that point.

Speaker 2 (02:23:03):
It doesn't really quite like that. I mean, I mean
very contractual issue. Can I can?

Speaker 4 (02:23:12):
I yes, will slap you?

Speaker 2 (02:23:15):
Is that? It doesn't? It doesn't. I think they have
to tell you though, that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:19):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (02:23:22):
Explain that. Jason, Jason, how do they approach you?

Speaker 5 (02:23:25):
So Brad, Let's see Brad's walking down the street, right,
he's a little tipsy, you know, awesome, and then he
sees this hot girls like, oh my god, that girl
is just beautiful, and the girl starts talking to him.
They're in the red light district whatever, right, and then
you know the girl just accidentally just kind of brushes

(02:23:46):
his wing or just the wind of the hand goes right,
like no brushes Brad's waning. It's like, oh my god,
this is great.

Speaker 4 (02:23:52):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:23:53):
So they start talking and I guess you go back
to your condo or hotel or whatever. And it doesn't
necessarily mean that the lady boy wants money. She might
just want a good time. Or just like you know, Drew,
you would go out when you're seeingle and you meet
some girl, you know you want money from her. You
might just want to have a good time or maybe

(02:24:14):
even have a relationship. Because some lady.

Speaker 6 (02:24:17):
Boy, as long as you don't pay for it, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (02:24:20):
What's okay?

Speaker 6 (02:24:21):
I'm just saying, as long as you don't pay, it's good.

Speaker 5 (02:24:23):
Right, but like would pay, Like I don't understand the question,
like why would it be good or not good?

Speaker 6 (02:24:29):
I'm just trying to understand what he's saying.

Speaker 5 (02:24:31):
No, what I'm saying is it's not always about some
transaction that has to happen, so no money, So they're
not necessarily all hookers, right right, Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:24:41):
That's not Yeah, you still get something. You don't have
to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:44):
But I mean it might be just a girl look
or a guy grow up whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:24:49):
So to Drew's point, and Drew worrying about no, and
I don't think it would make it gay. I think
you just just had a good time with lady boy
and you just that's just that, you know, it's like, okay,
you might like it. Guys, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:25:01):
It's just you know, you don't know the difference, right, You.

Speaker 5 (02:25:04):
Don't know until you try exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
So here's the thing, all but hoole same, is that
what you're saying?

Speaker 6 (02:25:11):
You can't tell?

Speaker 4 (02:25:14):
Okay, get to the pamphlet.

Speaker 2 (02:25:20):
Did we talk about the Olympians?

Speaker 4 (02:25:22):
Yes, go on to the next one. Oh my god,
Trump Pickles is yelling?

Speaker 2 (02:25:29):
Is Trump party partying? Partying a party in?

Speaker 4 (02:25:35):
Is he gonna freak off? Didty you have a pardon?

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
He will?

Speaker 4 (02:25:40):
He's an asshole, probably, do you think? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:25:44):
No, I think it's profile.

Speaker 2 (02:25:47):
I think that's too blowing up.

Speaker 4 (02:25:50):
He would never have said I would review the evidence
and consider it if he was not going to do it.
If he was not going to do it, he'd be like,
now I'm not gonna do it. What let the judicial
system work. Well, I do what I need to do
to get the country on the right track. But instead
he's doing all the stupid little pardon ship like.

Speaker 6 (02:26:13):
He let the Christlies out.

Speaker 4 (02:26:14):
He let the fucking Christlies out. You know who's pissed
off about that?

Speaker 6 (02:26:19):
Everybody else?

Speaker 4 (02:26:19):
Tiger King.

Speaker 2 (02:26:22):
Pissed off about that.

Speaker 4 (02:26:23):
He is. Why do you think I said it?

Speaker 6 (02:26:24):
Because he didn't get out yet.

Speaker 1 (02:26:25):
And we're gonna get Tiger King on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:26:27):
By the way, good luck we are you need the attorney. No,
the guy.

Speaker 2 (02:26:33):
We're gonna get Tiger King.

Speaker 6 (02:26:34):
He does a lot of podcasts, and I'm sure you.

Speaker 4 (02:26:40):
Get That's why I said, you gotta put a lot
of money as canteen.

Speaker 2 (02:26:43):
We're gonna get We're gonna get you, gonna get on
the show.

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
Put on his commissary account, he'll call in.

Speaker 1 (02:26:49):
No, we're gonna get him on the show. We're gonna
get on the show. We're definitely gonna get the attorney,
Joseph Fritz on the show. And he is the attorney
for don Howard.

Speaker 2 (02:27:01):
All that, Like, I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:27:03):
So Donn is the missing husband of Carole.

Speaker 4 (02:27:08):
Baskin claims was fed the tigers is the one that.

Speaker 6 (02:27:14):
Had Big Cat Rescue here, and I got it like enemies.

Speaker 1 (02:27:19):
So Attorney Justice has agreed, he's agreed to come on
the show.

Speaker 6 (02:27:24):
So I've been. I've been to Big Cat Rescue when
when it was still open and it was good.

Speaker 3 (02:27:31):
They did a lot of good stuff and had a
lot of nice presentation, you know, save the animals.

Speaker 6 (02:27:35):
And all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:27:36):
Then it's all bone.

Speaker 3 (02:27:37):
But now that they've closed the Tiger King itself, the
Netflix show not all that's typed up to be.

Speaker 6 (02:27:50):
It wasn't that enjoyable as a show.

Speaker 3 (02:27:52):
It was.

Speaker 6 (02:27:53):
I didn't enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:54):
I never saw it.

Speaker 6 (02:27:56):
You didn't miss anither. I don't think you missed out much.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
We're going to be covering it on the show, so Joe,
you needn't pay attention.

Speaker 4 (02:28:04):
The only thing that I got out of that show
is his continued abuse, probably the Tiger King's abuse towards
young men who had a drug addiction that are not
The men are not gay. They are just severely addicted
to drugs, and he literally just piles the fucking drugs

(02:28:27):
into them, and then they are addicted to him because
they're giving. They're getting the free drugs, so they marry
the guy. They're gay for pay pretty much. And then
one of them ended up blowing his fucking head off
because he thought, oh, the magazine's out of the gun,
there's no bullets. He fucking put the gun to his
head and killed himself. Then the other one he's married.
I mean, thankfully he fixed his teeth because in the

(02:28:47):
show he only had like two of them in his mouth.
But now he's like married to a woman. He's like,
I was never gay. Like he literally abuses these young
men because they're addicted to drugs. Yeah, that's the only
people away from that.

Speaker 6 (02:29:02):
As a show. It wasn't that quick of a show.

Speaker 3 (02:29:05):
I don't see what the hype was. It's not I
never you didn't miss out, you didn't miss much.

Speaker 2 (02:29:12):
I didn't see a parody of it, which was hysterical.
I wish I could find it somewhere. But it was
just it was literally just had him and he was
just trying to tiger. It was that he was marrying
a guy. He was just like, he goes, do you
do you take this band to beer? He goes, I

(02:29:32):
just want to suck some. It was hilarious.

Speaker 6 (02:29:36):
I saw that video.

Speaker 2 (02:29:38):
You know what, I'm talking about it was like real quickly,
Oh my god, oh the other one. I'm porn Drew.

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
All right, we have much more on the pamphlet.

Speaker 3 (02:29:50):
But you guys want some salted watermelon? I love something
assaulted a shot.

Speaker 5 (02:29:57):
I've got to be a bit of show. I didn't
head out made. I gotta for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:30:01):
So okay, we got we got trust me brot it.
We get it, man, we get it.

Speaker 4 (02:30:07):
He's not pouring it for you.

Speaker 8 (02:30:08):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (02:30:09):
I'm gonna have to move my car because they've just
parked the fro the dry. No, we get it because
you know, special occasion.

Speaker 1 (02:30:18):
Oh thank you very much. Jason has to leave Candy.
Candy is saying go home now.

Speaker 4 (02:30:25):
Might be already was just commenting a second ago about Joe.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
Hey, Jason, well, we have to get you a motorcycle.
By the way, my next goal in twenty twenty five
is getting Jason a motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (02:30:39):
Why don't we teach him how to ride first?

Speaker 2 (02:30:42):
I grew up on.

Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
What we're all gonna get Jason motorcycle. They're gonna be
my little motorcycle club.

Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
All right, what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (02:30:55):
Can we have a scooter club and call him the
crazy Wolfiams.

Speaker 4 (02:30:58):
No, here, Joe, here the cap.

Speaker 6 (02:31:01):
That's all right, it's empty, Jay, Joe, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (02:31:05):
You do a shot? Shot?

Speaker 6 (02:31:07):
I'm drinking watermelon.

Speaker 2 (02:31:08):
Let's just shot. Let's just shot.

Speaker 4 (02:31:10):
My god, sweet baby, fucking Jesus. What cheers?

Speaker 6 (02:31:14):
Cheers to me? Fuck you and cheers to me?

Speaker 2 (02:31:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:31:18):
Fuck all, y'all go. That's good. That's fucking good. Watermelon. Man,
it's sweet, it's good, it's tasty. It literally chases it
tastes like a jolly rancher.

Speaker 2 (02:31:30):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:31:31):
I remember jolly ranchers as a kid, like that was
the best fucking treat you can get.

Speaker 4 (02:31:35):
Okay, I'm going to bed. Y'all can talk at the shame.

Speaker 6 (02:31:37):
Like, ma, can I get it some jolly ranchers? Like no,
fuck man?

Speaker 1 (02:31:43):
Our shows breaking down. That's because drunk, one by one
by one.

Speaker 2 (02:31:48):
But we were losing people. Joe.

Speaker 6 (02:31:50):
It's like, what did we do wrong?

Speaker 2 (02:31:53):
I don't know. I can't figure it out. I got people.

Speaker 3 (02:31:56):
Maybe we should pretend to be friends, stop making in
front of each other. If we could, if we couldn't lie,
we'd be friends.

Speaker 2 (02:32:04):
I don't know. I wish I could figure it out.

Speaker 6 (02:32:06):
What's next on the list.

Speaker 1 (02:32:09):
The next on the list is nor.

Speaker 6 (02:32:14):
What is that sounding the pamphlet by Laura? It was
nice meeting. You don't wake her up at three am.
In the show, he's not even on He's not even
on the camera in the show.

Speaker 2 (02:32:36):
Now that all right?

Speaker 6 (02:32:38):
What's next on the list? Let me talk while I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 (02:32:42):
First off, who wants.

Speaker 2 (02:32:47):
Here?

Speaker 1 (02:32:48):
The who has to in the show? What the fucking
bullshi it is that.

Speaker 6 (02:32:56):
That we're gonna We're gonna record this as the host
is nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:33:00):
The show will continue. I don't give a funk who's
on the show. It is the ship show. Whatever it is,
the ship show.

Speaker 2 (02:33:14):
The show will go on.

Speaker 1 (02:33:16):
I don't give a fun here. I'll be by myself,
say about myself.

Speaker 6 (02:33:23):
Joe Kella wishes he was here with us, so I agree.

Speaker 1 (02:33:30):
Oh fuck you, Candy.

Speaker 4 (02:33:33):
Aggressive.

Speaker 1 (02:33:34):
It is aggressive, Candy, Canny. I don't give Candy.

Speaker 2 (02:33:45):
I'm telling Candy to fuck off.

Speaker 6 (02:33:51):
It's all. It's all in good fun. Don't worry. It's
all in good fun.

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
It's great. It's great fun. Here's the thing, it's great fun.
What I'm saying is that we're not gonna end the show.

Speaker 6 (02:34:02):
Simon wants to have a good time. Hey, Simon and
anybody wants to say this show off. Hi, Simon want
an ice cube?

Speaker 2 (02:34:09):
He gives a fuck.

Speaker 6 (02:34:10):
Simon wants on ice cube? What's next on the list?

Speaker 2 (02:34:16):
I don't know, Joe.

Speaker 6 (02:34:17):
Let's wait, tell me what's on the list and then
switch the cameras.

Speaker 1 (02:34:21):
I need another beer, Joe, can you give me another beer?

Speaker 2 (02:34:24):
Out of the French on the list? Yeah? Next on
the list?

Speaker 1 (02:34:36):
Did you know that edibles are not.

Speaker 2 (02:34:41):
Safe?

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
They're no longer safe, Joe. People said that edibles were safe.
They're not safe. They're saying now that edibles are worse
for you than fucking smokables.

Speaker 2 (02:34:55):
I don't agree with that.

Speaker 3 (02:34:56):
I think because people underestimate the power of them and
they take too many.

Speaker 1 (02:35:01):
I okay, Next, I want a beer. Can you give
me a beer? I told you to get me a beer.
People are gonna hang out, thanks, Joe. This is true friendship,

(02:35:30):
true friendship.

Speaker 6 (02:35:33):
Right here, and it's not even it's not even three
am yet. Hold on, what are you doing at three am?

Speaker 1 (02:35:43):
You have brad back held me ship.

Speaker 6 (02:35:46):
There's nobody there's nobody working the cameras, so you're not
gonna see you now.

Speaker 2 (02:35:49):
I go good.

Speaker 6 (02:35:50):
I did he's gonna work cameras.

Speaker 2 (02:35:52):
Now, I ain't sitting over there. What did you do?
What did you do? What you to get back in
the camera, that's my question.

Speaker 6 (02:36:01):
He had to let Jason out of the driveway, and
then he had the parking.

Speaker 2 (02:36:04):
Make sure Jason was all right, and he wasn't gonna
till you all later.

Speaker 6 (02:36:07):
Yeah, well he doesn't. He doesn't hear what was said
after he left.

Speaker 1 (02:36:13):
All right, Okay, I'm gonna work the cameras on my own,
unless Joe wants to come up and help me out. Nope, no,
I'll get fuck off. That's all I can say about cameras. Hey, whatever, Here,
here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (02:36:33):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (02:36:33):
We're all a little drunk, we're a little fucked up.

Speaker 6 (02:36:36):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (02:36:36):
We work really hard during the week, and I need
this one day a week to fucking like. We'll let
loose if I don't have this one day a week,
like the rest of my week is just rough. It's tough,
it's hard to get through it.

Speaker 2 (02:36:50):
What do you do for a living, Joe?

Speaker 6 (02:36:52):
I push numbers around the screen.

Speaker 2 (02:36:55):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (02:36:57):
It's complicated?

Speaker 2 (02:36:59):
When I say you push numbers, it's an advanced version
of roadblocks.

Speaker 6 (02:37:04):
Yeah, like, are you.

Speaker 1 (02:37:09):
Let me ask you?

Speaker 3 (02:37:09):
I honestly, I can't really talk about what I do.
It's kind of confidential. But I work for a major
financial institution, and I make sure things happen the way
they're supposed to happen without breaking. Okay, that's about That's
the extent of what I can really say what I know.

(02:37:33):
Hold On, Keller says, did you wash your fingers? I
must have missed that joke.

Speaker 2 (02:37:40):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:37:41):
I don't know what that was related to. Did you
wash your finger?

Speaker 2 (02:37:45):
Maybe I don't know, maybe I did.

Speaker 6 (02:37:47):
Did you stick your finger in your butt?

Speaker 1 (02:37:50):
Okay, caller, we need you to explain your joke because
we don't get it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:00):
All right. Are we done with the whiskey? I don't
even know, because the peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (02:38:05):
We finished the watermelon, and we finished the cookie dough.

Speaker 3 (02:38:10):
But we still have salted caramel, and we still have
mango hob an arrow. And if Jason didn't fucking wrap
me out, I would have given me a dude, I
was gonna give you the mango hobbing arrow as a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
So we're gonna be doing this until we're bleeding out
our eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:38:28):
Yes, maybe I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:38:30):
To be honest, I'm not. I don't because of the whiskey.
I don't feel bloated like all the beers that we drink.
I don't feel like I have to pee every twelve seconds.
But I feel fucking nice. I mean, I'm I'm blit
right now, and I feel good. I feel good about it. Well,
I'm drunk, and you guys feel good, right, So.

Speaker 6 (02:38:51):
Yeah, I feel I feel good. I mean, it's wearing
a sligher shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:38:59):
And I'm wearing but I still have I still have
some left here.

Speaker 6 (02:39:02):
Yeah, I mean I'm drinking watermelon.

Speaker 7 (02:39:04):
But yeah, Keller says when he flipped Candy the bird,
did you wash your finger?

Speaker 2 (02:39:11):
Did you flip Candy the bird?

Speaker 4 (02:39:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:39:13):
No, I didn't see that part. I didn't see that part.

Speaker 1 (02:39:16):
But okay, that's that's Keller. I don't know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 6 (02:39:23):
What's next on the list, Joe?

Speaker 2 (02:39:26):
We have so much on the list.

Speaker 6 (02:39:27):
Okay, so what's next?

Speaker 1 (02:39:30):
Here's the thing Laura left?

Speaker 6 (02:39:32):
So can we talk about Laura?

Speaker 2 (02:39:34):
Now, there's definitely la.

Speaker 1 (02:39:38):
I'm more so dealt with changing cameras on that bullshit.

Speaker 2 (02:39:42):
So let's call it. Joe Brad, I'm Brad over here.

Speaker 6 (02:39:48):
It's it's only nine o'clock.

Speaker 4 (02:39:51):
Brad.

Speaker 2 (02:39:51):
You don't want to call it just kidding.

Speaker 6 (02:39:57):
Guys, Come on, we got another hour.

Speaker 2 (02:39:59):
To goo get The guys are talking with me.

Speaker 6 (02:40:02):
We've done it. We've done it, like we've done three hours.

Speaker 2 (02:40:04):
I was here until fucking midnight one night. Yeah, I
got it. I got kind of bail to.

Speaker 6 (02:40:12):
What time is she coming home?

Speaker 2 (02:40:15):
Oh, let's find up.

Speaker 6 (02:40:17):
Do you know we heard you say I love you before?
That's so sweet?

Speaker 2 (02:40:21):
She's on her actually.

Speaker 3 (02:40:25):
Mm hmm on Hillsboro, Simon had some fucking dingleberries hanging before.

Speaker 2 (02:40:29):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:40:31):
I don't seem anymore. I don't know where they went.

Speaker 2 (02:40:34):
But was dead.

Speaker 1 (02:40:37):
If you guys were involved in a traffic accident, and
well that sucks. Fifteen million bees were let lose during
the traffic.

Speaker 6 (02:40:48):
Accident, like you do, like you hit a truck that
had like a bee hives.

Speaker 2 (02:40:53):
I would slur my speech like you are. What would
you do?

Speaker 6 (02:40:58):
You crawl up in a ball and say fucking I'm dead.
Leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (02:41:01):
Try to remain calm as possible because they won't attack you.

Speaker 6 (02:41:06):
M You just poke your friend in the side and
make him the giggle and you just try to remain
I don't have I don't have to outran the bear.
I just have to out on you.

Speaker 2 (02:41:15):
But if you start waving your hands and all that ship,
they're going to sting the shoot. That's the trick. I'm
gonna be really bad again again. We're gonna put this
camera on Brad.

Speaker 6 (02:41:27):
And show then like four times already, Brad, what would.

Speaker 4 (02:41:34):
You do.

Speaker 2 (02:41:35):
If if you you'll be war with fifteen million. B's
remain calm as possible.

Speaker 6 (02:41:46):
To be honest with Klondike bar.

Speaker 3 (02:41:48):
Like I never really had a Klondike bar when I
was neither I've had one, like you know, as an adult,
but like as the is it like ice cream, it's
an ice cream bar.

Speaker 6 (02:41:57):
But like you know, from my memories, like there's a
there was, there's the there's the carvel flying saucers.

Speaker 3 (02:42:08):
I have memories of my grandfather saying, oh, they're for
the birds, but they were like a good like ice
cream sandwich ship.

Speaker 2 (02:42:15):
We used to murder some caravel back in the day.

Speaker 3 (02:42:17):
Yeah, but that's like that's memories for me because I
remember my grandfather saying, oh, they're for the birds.

Speaker 2 (02:42:22):
I just remember that creepy old guy getting on the
on the commercials back in the days.

Speaker 6 (02:42:27):
Curvelle Come Come, we got Cookie buss and cooks.

Speaker 2 (02:42:34):
Oh that was the good ship that he was a
creepy old sounding guide of I.

Speaker 6 (02:42:38):
Sort of dated a girl that worked at Carvel.

Speaker 3 (02:42:41):
He used to pick her up and then drive her
to Wendy so she could get a frosty the Dipper
French fries.

Speaker 2 (02:42:47):
So she worked at ice cream store.

Speaker 6 (02:42:49):
She worked at Carvel.

Speaker 2 (02:42:50):
I rather get a Wendy.

Speaker 3 (02:42:52):
I used to pick her up and take her to
Wendy's to get a frosty. It's a Dipper French fries
in it.

Speaker 6 (02:42:57):
That was the good times.

Speaker 3 (02:42:59):
That was of the first time when I found out
that they make the ice cream cakes out of the
soft surf from the fucking the machine. She's like, Oh yeah,
we just take the fucking surf surf from the machine
to fucking put it in like and feel like the
cake like mold.

Speaker 2 (02:43:15):
She's like, oh yeah, I don't remember what was in.
I mean we would have to freeze that thing.

Speaker 6 (02:43:21):
We freeze it afterwards.

Speaker 2 (02:43:23):
It was like a layer of like like crushed up
cookies or something.

Speaker 3 (02:43:26):
Oh yeah, if you got that one, yeah, a cookie puss,
but that was just funny.

Speaker 6 (02:43:30):
For the commercial cookie cookie.

Speaker 2 (02:43:33):
Puss, we got Fudgy the whale.

Speaker 5 (02:43:37):
Cookie.

Speaker 6 (02:43:37):
One of my cousins used to like a big guy
used to.

Speaker 3 (02:43:41):
I screamed, car, It's just you had to be there,
you know, it's not it's not funny when you're not drunk,
but you had to be there.

Speaker 6 (02:43:52):
And there's no one changing canvas. So it's all on
you right now.

Speaker 2 (02:43:54):
I know this is great, Thanks Drew.

Speaker 6 (02:43:57):
He's still paying over there. We can hear. We can
hear from here. If you guys can't, we can hear them.

Speaker 2 (02:44:03):
He's letting it fly all over the seat, oh, the
back of the toilet, leaving himself a grumpy He's gonna
blame us the next day.

Speaker 6 (02:44:13):
So how's how's the metal game going these days? Got
anything new coming out?

Speaker 2 (02:44:18):
Just same old, same old man.

Speaker 6 (02:44:20):
You write, do you write songs like on the regular
or just like I.

Speaker 2 (02:44:23):
Write songs every day? Yeah, yeah, I'm always coming up
with some new stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:44:27):
You write about the show. You get inspired by the
show and be like, the.

Speaker 2 (02:44:32):
Only time like I get inspired for that is like
when he asked me, or when he's someone says something
like that, like oh, man, I need an intro like
Chicken Sink. Yeah, the Chicken Sink could be something. But yeah,
Like when he was talking about intro music, I was like,
I got it, It's already done. Like but yeah, it's
That's the only way I really get motivated for, you know,

(02:44:53):
stuff like that. But normally I'm just writing all day,
or I'll hear something like somebody will say a phrase
it gets me like inspire to write something about it.

Speaker 6 (02:45:04):
Now do you come home from work and just like
we have the guitrow and just play for no reason?

Speaker 5 (02:45:09):
I do.

Speaker 6 (02:45:09):
Yeah, I'll go and jam out like you try to
play a.

Speaker 7 (02:45:14):
Song now, I just I mean literally how I practice.
I'll like, for me, I'll throw on Pandora on my
sound system in my living room and just get my
guitar and play to whatever comes on, just like.

Speaker 6 (02:45:27):
Lamb shops play along, just play alone.

Speaker 2 (02:45:31):
Yeah, that's the way I play the I just wait
for something to come on and if I only know
the song, I'll just do solos over it. Or can
you do like Barney, No, they still play the SpongeBob
Square parents.

Speaker 6 (02:45:46):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:45:48):
I went to my son's school and I taught his class, and.

Speaker 6 (02:45:52):
That's why you're his hero.

Speaker 2 (02:45:54):
That's right, great American teacher. And I did twice and yeah,
the one time I did, I learned the song and
I said, I don't know if your kids will know
this one, but sing along with me, and I was
little politically, all start screaming it. That was great, It's awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:46:13):
Are you waiting? Kids?

Speaker 2 (02:46:15):
Did the whole thing?

Speaker 6 (02:46:17):
Captain?

Speaker 2 (02:46:19):
You guys are do you drunk.

Speaker 6 (02:46:22):
And you're not?

Speaker 5 (02:46:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:46:26):
Hey, we're carrying the shell for you where you're going.

Speaker 2 (02:46:29):
People have We have no problem with that. Great.

Speaker 6 (02:46:32):
I don't know if we have any views, but we're
still going.

Speaker 1 (02:46:34):
Are doing a great job. I just want to say
this for one, Brad, no more, no more tequila?

Speaker 2 (02:46:46):
What are you drinking? You're done.

Speaker 6 (02:46:49):
We're drinking watermelon whiskey. You're done, salted watermelon, all smoky
Tennessee whiskey.

Speaker 2 (02:46:55):
Yeah, ask me about tequila. I don't know. Are we
done drinking? What we're drinking?

Speaker 6 (02:47:03):
I think I think Drew's had enough. We've all had enough.

Speaker 1 (02:47:06):
I think, so I don't know. I'm a drunk.

Speaker 6 (02:47:10):
Drunk, funk off bitches.

Speaker 1 (02:47:13):
I will admit I'm drunk, So he's not he's not.

Speaker 6 (02:47:16):
Changing the cameras, so it's all about Brad tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:47:18):
No, I don't even know what's going on right now.
Just put the camera on you, all right.

Speaker 6 (02:47:22):
This has been Drinking with Drew. Thank you guys for joining.

Speaker 1 (02:47:25):
Hey, shut up, no, shut up.

Speaker 2 (02:47:27):
Joe Simon left the room.

Speaker 6 (02:47:31):
Help me out there.

Speaker 2 (02:47:33):
What are you worried about? Joe?

Speaker 6 (02:47:35):
Welcome to the Drinking with Drew Show. We're going to
start a very brand new show right now.

Speaker 2 (02:47:40):
Part seven.

Speaker 6 (02:47:41):
Fuck off, bitches, what do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (02:47:43):
You want to you want to get something started or what?

Speaker 3 (02:47:47):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:47:49):
And let's see you titties.

Speaker 2 (02:47:53):
Are we hanging out in the garage. We're gonna have
a hang out for a bit. Tell everybody by bye, Joe. Yes,
what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (02:48:04):
I'm sitting here. I just I just had another drink.

Speaker 2 (02:48:08):
They spend the Drink with Drew Show. I'm gonna go
bite back down.

Speaker 6 (02:48:15):
They killed Kennys. I like I like Brad because he
always gets my my random movie references.

Speaker 2 (02:48:25):
Here you're talking to right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:48:28):
I guess I'm drunk and I fucking forgot to do
some ship.

Speaker 6 (02:48:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:48:33):
Well, there's always next week, yes.

Speaker 3 (02:48:36):
See you guys next Tuesday. Make sure you subscribe. Make
sure you like the show again.

Speaker 2 (02:48:44):
Subscribe. Make sure you tune in next Tuesday for the
Drink of a Drew show.

Speaker 6 (02:48:49):
We're gonna have a special guest. I'm not gonna tell
you it is, because that'll spoil the surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:48:55):
They are coming on a blue bus.

Speaker 4 (02:48:57):
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (02:48:59):
I forgot to but the guitar.

Speaker 3 (02:49:04):
He forgot to put the guitar back on the wall.
So his background doesn't have the guitar hanging on the wall.

Speaker 2 (02:49:10):
Oh, the carry king carry king the v so you
don't even play it. You don't do it now.

Speaker 4 (02:49:18):
He just spit that.

Speaker 6 (02:49:19):
Yeah, he's vomiting all right in the show.

Speaker 2 (02:49:22):
That's it, everybody. It's been fun. This has been the
pinkin with jew show. We're gonna call it, Hey Drew,
say goodbye, everybody. Trust me when I say this to you.

(02:49:48):
Say goodbye everybody. Yeah, everybody?

Speaker 6 (02:49:56):
Yeah, do you remember Panton

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