Moo Juice and Drew News

This week we will be trying a Peanut Butter Chocolate Milk Stout! It better be good! Pajama Joe, Lusty Laura, Brad Mader of  @MUSTNOTKILL1  , and JayFred join the show! Buderbangs will be had. Also, Tonight's Drew News! The Big Lottery Scandall Deputies Shoot Rifleman in Brandon A new Oreo Flavor? The Worst Dad Award Goes To.... A Commission Check and Foot Massage? What is a PIE Bomb? A Snake and a Margarita Mix? Epstein Victim Virginia Giuffre Commits Suicide Bag of Cash loose in Chicago Streets! The Keanu Reeves Scam? The Sausage Returns Unharmed! Who are the latest Hall of Fame Inductees? Disney Employee gets sentenced for Hacking! Cell Phones are THIS Important!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on. Everybody is to drinking with Drew show.
We are live at seven point thirty April twenty ninth.
I almost said August and had a flashback, not even
on shrooms. So we have a nice show set up.
We actually have Jfred back in studio. Welcome back Jafred Yay.
We talked Brad Materer must not kill. We talked him

(00:22):
into coming back to the show because we had a
roast diary chicken roast, roast rotisseriy think you We're not sure.
We're not sure. We're tisseary retissary roll rists. There's a
few words in my life. I have problems saying let's
go through, let's go, let's go through them all right now.

(00:45):
I love Mitsubishi. I don't have a problem with Yeah, Yeah,
I love you. That's three words. Jay Man. It hit
hard tonight, y'all hitting hard. So we have a lot
on the pamphlet tonight. I'm not going to commit to

(01:07):
a timeline on how late the show's going to go.
Laura's given me a two hour timeline on her appearance.
Jason is not here, so he is in Thailand, so
I don't I guess Joe would have to come work
to cameras, so we'll see how that works. But uh yeah, uh,
Laura says, nobody's sleeping in a spare room tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, no, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
We do have a moo beer mood juice. It's a
peanut butter chocolate milk stout is what we're going to
try tonight. And that's about it. We got a lot
on the pamphlet, like I said, a lot to talk about,
although we were just in the green room having burgers
and we talked about most of it there, so we're
kind of tapped out. All right, let's get the show started.

(01:51):
My name is Drew and I'm drinking and now from
the dot Com Studios in Riverview, Florida. It's the Drinking
with Drew show.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Plumber's butt crack looks like boobs.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sorry sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Story, Yeah, Joe, that's a job, job.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Long time.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, everybody is officially off mute that I know of.
One two three four five do we have in here?
One two three four five? Okay, we're good, Yay, No,
we can count. We do have a mystery squeal still
in the studio from last week. We're trying to figure out, hopefully.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Let's talk about that.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Hopefully we fixed it and uh, well we'll be good
to go. So, uh tonight, since Jfred is back, we're
gonna put Jfred on the NLAWI Trust dot Com camera.
Oh so here we go. This is you, Jay, So
it's in LAWI Trust. If you are not getting the

(03:33):
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He will talk to you about your divorce. He will
not charge you for a nice little five or ten
minute conversation. And he is a great attorney in the
Tampa area.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And Joe, what if your D just ended up with
the neighbor, Well, then you need a D.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm sure he can talk to you about that.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Indeed, he keeps saying if you're not getting the D,
which means you're don's what a playing You're only catering
to one half of the audience. What about you know,
if you have the D and no place to put it,
that's another one.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Well, okay, it's not being used at home.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not all right, dot com? This ad is not approved
by the FDA bar all right right.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Non atturne exposed, non.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Attorney spokesperson, that is, non attorney Drunks person. Yeah, all right,
So Joe, you were talking about some local news earlier.
You said some some ladies got ran over on a beach.
Girls girls whatever, girls aren't ladies.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
On Yeah, two girls fourteen I think fourteen and fifteen
were laying on the beach in Sarasota and they went
over by a lifeguard a in an F one fifty. Okay,
they live, yeah, but they're seriously injured.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, way to laugh about it.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
One has a broken I think the.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Was a little like you know, they have like little
forerunners too. It's like a whole fucking truck.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I think the fourteen year old has a broken pelvis
and the other one is like crushed half her body
or something.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
My brother had a broken pelvis. Well, we're in a
car accident. They didn't know it. They couldn't find it,
I guess on the next ray or something. They made
them walk. It's crazy. Brad Maider, how are you, sir?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I am fantastic.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, let me check your microphone. Okay, can you hear
me clear?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Can you see me?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Not really? Your eyes though, Yeah, lights build a better
way to go that one.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Why don't you turn your mic down a little at this.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Like this.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Turn your mic down, not the volume, just the shape
of the mic. Careful you get to turn on the Landelorian.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
You gotta cut the balls.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
It's it's two.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Steps, yep.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, And so we're back. I'm testing the mics here.
I'm still adjusting things. We'll get it going here. I
thought I heard a little squill from Brad.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
It was a high pitched voice he was giving us.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
You know, So Keller is in the comments. You said, yeah,
he's doing well.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Says he use it or lose it?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is he still in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't know. Well, I yes, Keller, are you still
in the hospital? And I'm sure he's medicated either way.
But that's beside the point, all right. I didn't do
my pamphlet today, so I'm basically working off.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Should we just go right into the other woman that
just drove off the edge of the pier.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, we've got a lot to talk about, Joe. I
didn't say we had to go by, you know, story
by story. But so we have a lot of local news.
Not everybody, I don't know how many people here watches locally, few,
Butller's home the hundreds, millions, millions. So we had two
little incidents. So we had a guy get shot and

(06:53):
killed by deputies throughout the week. That was an intersection
or sidewalk with an air fifteen. Then we had a
guy plow through a faery and killed one person and
injured like, I don't know how many others forty or something,
a lot of local news, Joe. If this is the
fairy that they just canceled from, it's a different How

(07:18):
many fairies do we have?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, this one was just in clear Water. The one
that they're canceling is the one between downtown Saint Pete
and Channel Side.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
And I was there that day, not that late.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
But so have you been on that one?

Speaker 8 (07:32):
I haven't, But everyone's going back and forth because it
was the Sugar Sand Festival.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Oh never been to that?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
No, was the one that was dressed like lady, different,
different fairy.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sorry, Jay, is your monitor working that one?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yes? It shows you though.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Okay, then that's the problem, right, it's me making sure. Yeah. Yeah,
So the fairy thing apparently a very well known business
owner that we all go to his venue was responsible,
I guess, or involved operating operating.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So he's the owner of Janis Live and he you
know so far is the only person I know that's
put a name to the incident besides the person they
listed that was deceased. And he blew a zero zero,
so he wasn't drunk. I don't know if they took
his blood as far as like if he was on
any other controlled substances or shit like that. But I mean,

(08:38):
I don't know he's had previous to UIs. He's actually
involved in an incident years prior where somebody was killed.
So we'll see how that goes.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
You think you'd straighten your life out if he killed somebody,
whether or not it was on purpose or not. Like fuck,
I wouldn't mean having a sip about well, I'm sober.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
But they'll make a south Park episode about him, probably about.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
South Park was supposed to predict the future.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's the Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh you're right, Okay, Sorry Joe. How long have you
gone without your cell phone?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I think I left it inside.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
It here, not long at all.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Forget about it sometimes.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, So this guy he climbed Mount Fuji. He was
twenty seven years old. He went to I guess an
area that is at the tallest peak of Japan's you know,
Mount Fuji he had to get rescued, and when he
got rescued, they took his phone. I'm sorry he left

(09:46):
his phone.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
He left his phone and some of his other belongings
up on the trail. But you have to preface this
that it is not hiking season and the trails are
actually closed, right, So he went up there on his
own against right, like you know regulations.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
No bathrooms are open, the trails are basically closed.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
On the emergency support and like the you know, the
convenience stations along the way up all shut down.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
So then he goes back up to get his phone.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
He has to be helicopter down the mountain again, then
goes back three days later.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, because he.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Was sitting there like fuck, did I leave my cell
phone at the hospital wherever? He's like no, top of
the mountain, went back for.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
His phone and he had to get rescued again.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I mean, at what point do you just say fuck
it and you buy a new phone.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I mean, maybe there's some incriminating evidence on there he's got.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Well, it's left at the top of a mountains.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's also Japan. Maybe there's some photos of you know,
his girlfriend doing an octopus or something, you know.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
That's on the internet already.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Probably, well, Japan should smart en up and charge him
for both helicopter rides.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'm sure they will with tariffs now, I mean, I'll
be like, you know, three dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
You just wanted to get tariffs in on that, apparently, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Trying to find a segue to his next story.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
What's the next story?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh, thought you're gonna get the Amazon tariff thing.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well still it's still too new to.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I haven't even gotten to Drew News yet. We're just
kind of, you know, shooting ship. But yeah, I mean
I just thought that was since you know, Joe's always
on his phone and I'm not.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Always on my phone.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
That was a joke. We text Joe and he responds
like three days later. So that's why I was asking you, like,
you know, how often, how how long have you gone
without your phone? Would you go back?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
He's got to running back up on the mountain and
grab it.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, Joe's not very attentive to his phone.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
He is during the show when we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's true, That's true.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
He responds to me right away, So maybe it's you guys.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Well, there was a time where he was not getting
the group text like we would all be on the
message and literally he just wasn't getting them, like Joe.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
The group text that was getting. It was the separate
texts that we're doing some special whatever. I wasn't getting.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Mmmm, that was your old phone.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I was like in October, how.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Old was your phone?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Joe?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Like ten?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I got eight?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You got eight.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I had eight years on that phone.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
So we have new stickers coming, Joe, check it out. Yep,
what happened?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Where is it?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
This is your job, not mine.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
I got to fix that technical difficulties still, I've been
away for months.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
It's part of the charm of this show. Jay. If
we didn't have technical difficulties, we would be a professional podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Then he may actually have to pay us.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Can you check eight back there and see if it's
you not me?

Speaker 7 (12:49):
At Ar fifteen shooting was right down the street from
my house.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
We had a server at Circles that looked just like
that guy, like just like him.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
I pulled the wrong one out.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Yeah, I went right by her like an hour after
the captain.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
It was like I think every cup from Hillsborough was there.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, I mean it's it's kind of bullshit. You know
the guy was a veteran, and you know that is
like a classic sample ship.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Sorry, guys, the government.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Leaving veterans, you know, to basically fucking whither away.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
It's not working. You're not going to get.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
It, get it.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Look at me. I literally blacked out the show. Sorry guys,
Hopefully it's up and running again in a second. Oh god,
it's not. It wasn't out that long.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Uh oh pasting.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, we're out there. We're just h No, we're not.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I mean we're vocalizing.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well, just remember everyone, this is the charm of the show,
the show, and I'm.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
The dazzler because I just fucked it up.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Apparently, all you're going to see is joke.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
All I did was pull this cord out and this
court out. This is the cord that I pulled out
that blacked the screen. I thought that was the power one.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Now Joe put on makeup for no reason.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I shaved my legs.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Connect simon entertainment.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
There's no entertainment because there's no there's no visual.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Sorry guys, it's on a black screen.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
I know we can say that. Joe.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
You're I'm fixing your problem.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Hang on. Wow, jesus see.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Now we have.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Camera eight back right, but it's not on here.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
It will because that's delayed.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Sorry guys, O my word.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, beer go grab a beer, driving drink more.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
All right, So back to what I was saying, here
you go. We got new stickers.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
All for that, all for Ketchup, all for that, y'all.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Now here's the theory. When we go out to dinner,
there's always Ketchup bottles and oh killing me.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Good point, he said. There seems to be more technical
difficulties when Jay is here.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh man, I used to like.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That is kind of true. It's not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I don't believe it. I wouldn't know. I never listened.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
So that's true too. So we always go to dinner
and there's these Ketchup bottles. Well, Hines has a specific
Ketchup label that kind of fits the current sticker, but
it didn't fit it exactly. So I created a sticker
that's going to fit the Ketchup bottles pretty much to

(15:34):
the tea. This is the first batch that I created.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
So who's who gave you the tagline?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
You did? I mean I was gonna mention that, but
I mean I'll give you credit. So Laura said, ketch
up on the latest shows or the latest podcast. So
we're gonna fuck around with it, see how it works
until we get a season desist letter.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
It's all good, right, Yeah, I can't believe we haven't
gotten something or like a message. I'm hearing that.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
I mean that's the good thing about the ketch a
bottle so because they can throw them away so quickly.
But I'm surprised they haven't been like it's you again,
Can you stop to facing most?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean a ketchup bottles three ninety nine. You know
they're going to have it for a week or two
and toss it maybe three days, depending on how busy
the restaurant is.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I don't know. Some of the places might refill.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It, are they supposed to them?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
So if you go back there months later and it's
still there, don't.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Go there, right. So yeah, so, Brad, you just started
a beer, a new beer, Yes, okay, Well, I guess
we'll hold off on our mood juice.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Well I just cracked it, so okay.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well just go ahead and finish it and then we'll
do mood juice in a little bit, Yes, sir, mister.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, it's officially so sorry, yes, sorry, without even trying.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
It's you need a microphone.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You want it?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Just used to be mumbling all of the t Just.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Want to stand on the table and we have our
new sign over there in camera six if you want
to see, uh camera six, there we go. Yep. Now, allegedly, Joe,
one day we're supposed to go out and do some
street interviews and that's why we have that sign. So
you're gonna interview some ladies about some hottas type stuff,
you know.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
So what's the what's the Hawk tour thing?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Just get where? Just shut up?

Speaker 10 (17:28):
You know right?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I was gonna say, don't know, you don't remember that, Joe.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's been so long ago that nobody, nobody talks about.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
What did you say, Brad?

Speaker 11 (17:35):
So what's the basket and the bell for it? For holidays?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yea, yeah, he means like collecting like the army. Ye,
you gotta have Santa Claus stand there with the bell.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, we'll do it. Joe. What what are you doing
that weekend?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'm busy. I'll be in the garage.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well we could put the sign in your garage and
have people drive by and give donations and can you
can interview neighbors.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Show when teenage girls walk by the house and try
to get them into the garage. Yeah, that's not gonna
go over so well.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Hey, come in my garage. Are you old enough?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
You want to see some wood?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
There are some you got You gotta sign a parental
consent for him on the way.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
We're talking about, uh, people who want to learn about
wood that are over the age of eighteen. Joe, correct, Yes,
I want to make sure. M hm, oh my god,
that was loud.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
It's a show.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
So far, I don't know. We'll see. We're getting there.
So this is the mood juice you.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Really want to try the freaking mood juice. Is it
really called mood juice?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, I'm just made that up, just like last week's
was fog juice. This is mood juice. This is peanut butter,
chocolate milk stout five point six abb Lost Coast Brewery.
I always want to say West Coast, but it is
Lost Coast, So hopefully it's lost Joe. We don't know that.

(19:18):
We're not sure, so hopefully it's not nearly as bad
as the other cow bell that we had because that
was horrible.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
That was the worst.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, I'm a little nervous because said the same can
it looks.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Similar, I said, I'm nervous because it's like a cow
beamed beer. Jay, were you here when we've had that beer?

Speaker 8 (19:43):
I don't know if I was here for that day,
but I think there was one left.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Probably I definitely.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Have had it.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, Jason had one last week, thinking it was going
to be like I was at sam Still buying pizza
and stuff and he was in the garage waiting for me,
and he texted me. He goes, Dude, I don't think
I've ever thrown a beer away, but I just had
to throw this beer away.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Like because no one drank it, like we had leftovers.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
And yeah, he wasn't there when we tried it, so
he just saw it sitting in the fridge still. And
this is the second batch that we bought because originally
we thought it maybe just a bad batch. We'll give
it a second try. So I went to Party Liquors,
I bought another sample and same thing, just ship beer Man,
which is yeah, that was so hopefully this one's better.

(20:32):
Really really going to be upset if it's not, because
this is allegedly irregular beer. It's not just a seasonal
so apparently they have it so if we like it,
I can bring it on on a regular basis. Joe, what,

(20:54):
So let's talk about this since we brought it up slightly.
The tariffs, now the stock market is kind of playing
with people's emotions here. I sold my Amazon today because
apparently they at seven am they made a comment that
they need to post the prices of the terroriffs on

(21:15):
Amazon so people know what they're paying, and the tariffs
will list. You know, you're paying ten dollars extra, YadA
YadA on Amazon, and everybody got bent out of shape.
And I had a little, not a ton, I had
some Amazon stock, but I sold it.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
And they call it political assault or.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Somebody where like the Yeah, she.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Made it seem like they like noop to the White
House or something.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Well, the whole point is that Trump doesn't want people
to be cognizant of the fact that they're the ones
paying the price of the tariffs, because he thinks that
China's going to pay the price of the tariffs when
they're not. It's really going to be straight to the
American people because they're not going to eat the cost
they're going to pass it on to you, and he
doesn't want that bad publicity. But I think I think

(22:03):
it would really fit his agenda to have that, because
then he can point to it and say, look, why
don't you buy the product that's right next to it
that has a zero percent tariff that was made in
America over the one that was here with a you know,
a big tariff.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Because all those billionaire companies have all their ship made
overseas because it's cheaper, but now it's not.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, I thought that the stock was going to tank
when I heard that, and I'm like, well, I'm just
gonna sell it. And it fucking went out four dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
That's gambling.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
But you never know how the market's going to react.
But typically when you get news like that, you know,
and it actually did dip like the first two three
minutes or something. I was like, ah see, it made
the right move, and then it made you.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Put your hand up on its hip.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes, so I was just like, you know what, whatever,
So now I have money to play with. Joe, what
should move?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Humble buddy?

Speaker 10 (23:05):
H oh?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Are you gonna sign Harley right?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Are you gonna mention that the president or CEO or
whoever he is of Humble, like commented on your tweet.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
He did, he did. I tweeted a tweet to him and.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
He said, you're actually smart.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
He called me smart. Uh yeah, there was like this
is like two weeks ago. He made a comment, No
they or not. They've got like billions of dollars of cash.
They're they're fine. They put they're in Brazil right now.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Tell him to sponsor us.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, well we're gonna work on that, Joe. But yeah,
he made a post and then a bunch of people
were commenting on it and some you know, pro, some
con and I responded and a ten year plan, he said,
smart man. See Jay the CEO of Humble, the new CEO,
not Brian Foot.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm really impressed with everything he's done.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, he just bought the company in February.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm done. I got out.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
You did you sow?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
No, boy, he's the pullout, the new pull out.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Cany of the losses.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Well, you can only file three thousand worth of losses
in a year.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well I didn't care. Unloaded it all.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
You can do that. Don't say I didn't tell you.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Ten years from now, it's already been five years, five years.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Technically five years.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, and I can't get that time more money back.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You've made worse decisions in your life and he's still here.
You've made worse decisions at hard rock casino.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You just like to stick it to me.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, I don't. For the record, Brad, how.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Far are you doing that here?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Push show out.

Speaker 11 (24:52):
We're gonna break it down to break them out. Look
at it because if it starts, then I got something
to wash it down.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
That's true, all right, here's our beer winch tonight.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Jay.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
He's too comfortable. You can barely get up.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Why why are you even ask if you're always gonna
be like Joe you're the.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Beer winch because he's sitting right across from the cooler.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Actually, she's got.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Feedback because you put it over the micro.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yeah, okay's getting up now. But Laura, definitely, I know
I have like a weird little.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, that's not feedback, that's just the micro.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I think it's the cord.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I think it's the cord. I don't think I think
we're the only ones. I can hear it though, because
I can't hear it when we're doing play black and
I don't think the viewers can hear.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
It's what I gotta call it. This is the one
for us, not to me.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I don't know if this is beer. This is a
malt beverage.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Oh, you didn't even get a beer, loser.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
It's five point six beverage with natural flavors malt.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's legitimately like chalk milk.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
No, it's alcohol.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
It's oe.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
No, it's not what's o.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
That's old English it it's open.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, it's definitely. It's got a five point though.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Midnight stout, smooth and creamy.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
But it says a malt beverage, doesn't say beer.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's because it's a stout.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Okay, easy drinking, dark beer, okay.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
With lactose to feel up front sweetness.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Every stout that has what's a full mouthfeel?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
You know better than everyone.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I can only fill half a mouth.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I'm did a bragg about that.

Speaker 11 (26:50):
Feeling really awkward in this room talking about mouthfuls.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
All right, mouth feel, not mouthful?

Speaker 7 (26:59):
I heard mouthful.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
It's a full mouthfield.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
There's a cow staring at me in this cam.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah, that's old Bessie.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
All right, we've got bubbles ready. Oh I didn't even
Fred's doing it. Okay, it's spost to sneeze.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Gonna you know from Eureka, California.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
That's where the Lost Coast is.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
No, really, Jay, I love when you're on the show.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
I'm the only I fel like I'm the only one
boat this days like ship.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
I mean, I know there's a lot of good bears
out there, but it's like Drew finds all the ones
that suck.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
It's like, you know what, you know, there's a boodh
bang and he's gonna set you up for.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
This is as bad as a bad booter bang.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Really, no chocolate, no peanut butter, nothing.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I mean, I love chocolate and I love peanut butter,
and I love beer. But I don't love this.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I'm really this is neither.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Okay, that sucks, all right, Brad, Wait a minute, goes
u U.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
He always says, wait to wait, guys, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
He's sleeping, don't.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
They just woke up. They're eating breakfast, so they're going
to try and watch.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
I smell like peanut butter and chocolate.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I hope you love it. You could drink his extras.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
The pressures on who's ringing?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oh, that's not my first collar.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
No, that's Brad Hi, a longtime listener, first time caller.
Can I speak to Brad?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Please?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Put whoever it was right.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
On the air apparently passed three thousand dollars.

Speaker 11 (28:58):
That was my wife's niff you. Oh, okay, I don't
want to get into that. It might be entertaining. I
could speaker.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
All right, here we go, right.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
To add to what I said, which I barely said
anything good about it, it really tastes like coffee, coffee smart.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
That I mean, that's what I tasted. I won't kick
coffee out of bed, but I taste the peanut butter
you do. There's a chance this is actually better than
that other crap.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Okay, this isn't the worst, but no, geez, that's annoying.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Joe still orange, Joe.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
It didn't matter what you were going to do. We
were gonna say it was annoying.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Smells ship. Now you were drinking snapple before this though, Yeah,
but that's not the iced tea and Joe was Jay
was drinking an I p A so that could be why. No,

(30:08):
mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's not terrible, but it's not a beer that I
would want to drink. But at first sip, I can
taste almost like you who mm hmm. But then once
it settles and you're like, oh I catch the other flavors,
You're like, yeah, I'm kind of turned off.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
You know, it gets worse.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
I mean I think you would like it because I
think this, this is right in your palate.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
But after this, yeah, oh God.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
First first, I'm sitting here.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Now tasting after taste of God.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
First first tip. When you get the you who taste,
you're okay. But after that you're like, oh no, it's.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Like metal peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Even I even love a peanut butter cold brew, I don't,
and this is terrible.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
That was me laughing at her upping at the same time.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Is there a name for that?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
There should be we're making that up here.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Yeah all right, okay, go ahead, said she predicted right
that it was gonna be.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Ah yeah, Laura or so as predicted. I sent a
photo to polsa earlier.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
She said Laura was gonna hate it, so I'm gonna
expected to hate it, hate them all.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
How many has Laura liked?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Very very few, very very few.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'm struggling.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I'll drink it just drink faster.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Just like waiting for it.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Definitely not as bad as cow Bell, that's true, I said,
definitely not.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I'm saying as bad though, Well, I mean, it depends
on your expectations.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm gonna finish it. I don't know if I'm going
to go buy another round. So that's well.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
There's three halves if you want, will be over here.
Just pass them all across, all right, I'll give it
a try.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Give it a Laura she has. She has low expectations.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Anyway to wash it down with either.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Here comes the face.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
She had to put her face on before.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I always had to smell this, will take it off.
I swear I can smell a drink and know what
it's gonna taste like. And it's been spot on every time.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I always smell the beer and pretend you like that.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Let's see how good of an actress you are.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Pretend you love this spears so good.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
It's ship.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Pretended you dinner earlier.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
No, And it is a quick aftertaste. It's a very
different like the taste. The taste change is really fast.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Like it's.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
Give it a belt two minutes.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
It's gonna get worse.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
We should go back to normal beers a little while.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I did buy a normal beer from Sam's, but it's
like from Argentina or something, so it's got a cock
on it.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You got it before the tariffs. You, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I mean, I can drink this. It's not horrible, horrible.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Put Laura back on the camera.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
On the camera.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
We got to see this.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Dying missed.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
It was worse.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Second time.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mm hmm. It's warming up.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
To me, probably worse the warm.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I was gonna say, it's not good warm.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Mhmm.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
You it's it is kind of growing on you.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, it's growing on me.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Yeah, I told you it's not good.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
When we all just need to learn how to drink,
it comes back.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
With a vengeance and it's just like, oh you thought
I tasted bad in the after taste here, now it's
it tastes like sour milk.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
You can't say you got to learn how to drink
because most people don't drink peanut butter and chocolate milk, but.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
They know how to drink out of a can.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
I'm supposed to pull it over your head to drink.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
It's like, so I don't think a beer and I
just took like one sip.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Just making me it goes away.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, this is this is peanut butter and chocolate milk
is because.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
They exactly this is this is what kids get.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah with some uh, with some food roll ups, like
we used.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
To get the Genesee cream ale. Yeah, half kegers. They're
getting this ship.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I'd rather have that than.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Green ships for a day. And I went to college
right across from that brewery.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Man, you don't want anything that's out of that Genesee
river there, Kodak and Xerox.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
That ship is wrong.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
We drink gallons a bit.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
We're gonna get copyright straight down.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Ho come.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
We can hear this, but you can't hear to get
trom you because this is my my phone. Boom bang,
boom bang, boom bang bootoo bang.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I think I'm gonna boot because she's missing cheep.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Why why are you so? Why is that bad? All banging?

Speaker 5 (35:55):
We're banging the car too, Jason banging bread and Cowler
and Lisa have al said boot.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
She was deciding to have pizza for breakfast. Yeah, were
banging the carte wait in the GasHole.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
All right, night. We have three bitter bangs. Trace Wooter Bengays.
All right, our first butter bang?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Hey, Flora, Chris, I'm allergic to the apparently.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
All day, all day?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Where's my butter bang?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
While one?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
No, definitely, I might I might actually do another one?

Speaker 10 (36:46):
All right, Florida?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Hey was it?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
It was a.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Florida postal worker.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Saying your prayers?

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Or what a whole more time and we're gonna last.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
A Florida postal worker was arrested after she allegedly drank
vodka on the job, drove the wrong way into traffic,
and threw red solo cups out of the vehicle to
waste the good cups.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I mean, did you see her driving? She was all
over the damn road.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
But in her defense, the steering whels on the wrong
side of the car.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Oh that's your defense.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
For the criminal defense attorney.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
And arrest report from the Melbourne Police Departments day shows
the woman told officer she was invited to a party
on her mailing route and drank two shots of vodka.
The woman has since been released on a misdemeanor to
UI charge. What we know police said they responded on
April twelfth to the United States Postal Service mail carrier

(37:51):
truck that was reported to have been driving in the
opposite lane of travel during driving south on South Harbor
City Boulevard. The driver who made the report said they
continued to follow the truck while on the phone with
the officers and witnesses. Witness the mail carrier throwing red
solo cups. It was like the flippy cups, right, we
were doing and it smelled and the vehicle smelled like alcohol.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Have a party.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
It's not my John, I do little flippy cups.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
It's the three dollar ones you get on the way
into the house.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
How did she get them?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
All?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
The eyewitness caught the whole thing on dash camera video.
She says the mail truck was driving on the wrong
side of the road and even veered off the road
at certain points. Now, Jay, you said you saw this video, Yes,
but I.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Didn't see her. Oh good, Oh she's the bag?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Do you think of that the truck?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Joe's banging the truck right, doesn't have a guesshole, it's
probably electric.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Well, not impressed by postal workers. So I'm going to
boot we are one hot.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Did you say how old she was?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I did not see it.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
No, Okay, So Jay's booting.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
What about you brads.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
You know it's not metal.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
You can waste solo coups like that.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I'm gonna have to friendly boot, not just mildly boot.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's a firm, firm boot.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Joe bang, Joe's banging right in right in the uh
in the mail truck, right.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Tail, right in the solo, right in the solo cup.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
No, they're probably electric anyway, you.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Don't have well, you know who they're electric. You know
a company that is Vivian.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Maker, Vivian Yeah, Amazon truck yep.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Rivian is doing Amazon. I don't know if they're doing
postal survey. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
A loasty Laura, Lisa and Keller are both booting.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Really, Keller, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Give her, give her a package. You know.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
I'm I'm gonna if she was invited on my postcard,
I'm gonna say, banged.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
That's true. She was invited to a party.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I know it doesn't happen often.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Ye, this brutal from what we've heard around here yet Melbourne, Florida.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh, it's always in Florida.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
There she is.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
She she could clean up my bag with with that,
with the right lighting, yeah, I'm glad. Really she's not
the worst he's done on the show.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I mean it's true.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Still to test a book of lighting.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, homage. I think she's giving blue steel though a
little blue steel, a little.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
It's a little bit.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Didn't go to her Facebook page and find really hot
pictures in a bikini or something.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
It's very unlike you see if we can.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Find the video the all new redesigned here, you got
the video here, We're gonna show it.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
What's her name?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I don't know, Joe. What kind of information is thirty
three year old postal worker klen die.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Kitlyn d y e all right, okay, here it is
mail delivery posts in charges for allegedly being drunk on
the job.

Speaker 12 (41:23):
Fox thirty five is Kelsey.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Karen spoke toss driving.

Speaker 10 (41:29):
Call police. It was a close call for one woman
that she got.

Speaker 13 (41:34):
We avoided an accident with her local postal service worker, like.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
She's never been drunk before.

Speaker 13 (41:41):
Thirty three year old Caitlyn died as Kelsey's got accused
of drunk driving making Yeah, that was in the same
lane that we were in and eyewitnessed.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Okay, don't get, don't.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Get I'm just I'm just getting all into Okay, there
we go.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Don't get flagged like you did one.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I don't think you can for news articles.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I would have banged if you said her name.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, yeah, so Caitlines, alright, all right, I think this one. Yeah,
So Standby police have arrested a woman who investigators believe
forged death certificates and cut limbs off of corpses to

(42:30):
conduct embalming related experiments. Is going to bang. The suspect,
Adeline Nagging by Bully fifty, is charged with abuse of
a corpse without legal authority and tampering with government records.
According to online court record, she is out on bond.

(42:52):
Police say she turned herself into Travis County jail April eighteenth.
So that's all I'm gonna give right now. There's long story.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
But she like worked for a company that she was
doing tests on, like she would literally cut off a
limb or head or something and then do tests on
it with the Famelda hide and embalming fluid. Where I
don't know, No, Austin, so Prior, Texas maybe somewhere, but yeah,
So she was working for a company, but she was

(43:25):
forging the other employees signatures on the death certificates. Once
the body was like finished and embalmed, like ready to
be turned over to the family, like you know, sent
to the crypt. Well, if you're embalming it, I don't
know anyway. She wasn't returning the full bodies that way.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Brad, what are you gonna do? That's my kind of chick.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Get some skulls, wait in the more, right, Jama, Joe,
we're all going to bang.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
This way, bangings banging.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
What are you doing? Jay?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
You know these guys have terrible taste. I'm booting.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
We have no standard, Jason, he's going to boot.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Desecrating the dead bodies is not metal?

Speaker 7 (44:15):
It's not very But if you funk the body, maybe
it's the body is first, it was a weader body.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Maybe I'm waiting for an ad to pass by before
we don't have but Keller's banging, So let's wait for
Lisa's booting.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Lisa's Lisa.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
For once.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Lisa was upset you didn't come to visit her when
you were in New York, you know, all right right there?

Speaker 12 (44:44):
She said she was disturbing accusations after police says she
experimented on human remains. This is the suspect we're talking.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
I think she was after hours in a parlor.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Now here's the thing. She's got the die hair going on.
She's got like a gray blonde gray going on.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Bad. You were the only one that was wrong. Jason's banging.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
That's what I said when you when you said boot
for Jason, I was, are you sure.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
He boots everything?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
He would have known what that last name.

Speaker 12 (45:19):
Investigators now say they believe she forged death certificates and
cut limbs off corpses to conduct embombing related experiments. You
can read more about this.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Now here's the thing. Who is she doing? Who's she
doing these experiments?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
It was a third party company, right, so she's probably
getting paid on the side.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Well I think she. I think it's.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
You know, China.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Like I'm just saying, could it be something where she's
got a company that they're paying her to do some
weird ship Because science.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Killer says, love me long time at Lisa. She'd be
afraid that she'd wake up missing limbs.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Well, of course, but I mean you're not waking up,
you're not sleeping with her, Lisa in and out, you're
kicking her out.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
There.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
It goes all right, treat him and streat him.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Hit and run. It's called a signal three four hit
and run. All right. Accused DUI driver swims to shore
after crashing into bay.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Is this the one in Tampa?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yep? Okay, all right? Clear water? Anyways?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Bang, yep.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I don't know. Yeah, she's just got you know, she's
got some gusto.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I didn't see the actual picture, but I did read
the article What's going on in clear Water? Thirty in
the morning. She drive, she blows the intersection and just
goes straight into the water.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Mm hmm, fait again, Joe, What does she do?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
She blew through the intersection and just went straight into
the water.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
Right into the water.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Water mad in fun of me? Now, fuck you, fuck y'all.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I have another, y'all have another. I have another, jus joke.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Hell.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
According to Saint Petersburg Police Department, Cassandra Kazer, twenty seven,
drove through the intersection of Central Avenue and Bayshore Drive,
I know where that's at, and went into the water
around two thirty am. Police say Kaser could be Kaiser,
was able to escape and swim to shore.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
What's her first name?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Kaiser? Cassandra Sandra like and it's case Sandra twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Bank ban Yeah, she's drinking and partying in downtown St.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Pete.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Yeah, Keller in all caps bank NOPO.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
She's probably blonde. She's a terrible driver, possibly all right.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
While investigating, officers determined that Kaiser, I'm gonna Kaiser k
A I s.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
E R Kaiser.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
She owns Kaiser University and she's on a wall and
she's on all That was a good one, Joe.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Nobody else hurt.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I got it. Officers determined that Kaiser was impaired and
taken into custody. Kaiser was charged with driving under the
influence the Kaiser. That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
We reference.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
All right. Who's banging everybody? Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Yeah Schinzer.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Police hasn't responded, but everybody's banging. So I'm going to
assume she's gonna bang to if I.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Was in a German Scheizer from She looks a little
older than twenty seven, but she looks.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Like maybe she was born a Conrad.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
That's what I was gonna say. I think she got water.
I think she's got a mustache, and she's actually cass. Yeah, okay,
said anything wrong with that.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
I don't think she's probably in the top ten. Could
still be the case, and we still have eight spots
left after the two dude, the two from today. No,
I'm sorry. I gave it a good one. I gave
a good one that even.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Jason bang and he wasn't even here to do it.
We did it on his behalf.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah, no, he was there.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
He wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
You were talking about a few weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
The lady who loogle, who saved the dog.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Saving dogs from the alligator.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, did we talk about that?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
She did respond, She has responded, and I missed it. Sorry,
my band.

Speaker 10 (49:40):
She bang, she banged.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do another one of these.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Let's get.

Speaker 14 (49:49):
It.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Took like one sip.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
No, because it's been sitting in your lap, all ballsy
sweaty ship.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
It's sitting on the fridge past pass.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Cheese, that's been sitting down for three hours. But I'm
not gonna eat your ball, sweaty star, sweaty sweaty ball stout.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
I can wrap my balls around it from this distance.
That's pretty fucking impressive.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
The good job, Jay, the joke.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
How do you think I rang the doorbells.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
All right, I elaborated, Jay Fred.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Jay Fred Mother, Oh, guitar, Brad Nader, this is the
best solo ever. Listen to a solo, now cut it.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
You know you should have let me do a little
intro there, a little interlude there. I could I could
have played right in the middle.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I'm sure we'll do Borr come on out.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
That was a combo.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
We should have you.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Like Joe.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
The guitar.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
It was a Brad Mader Jason Starer like the combinations.
All right.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
If I played guitar, it would be kind of like
when you know you first play an intended game and
you just push all the buttons at once. I feel
like it would just be that, just be chaos. Not good,
very bad.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I'm sure, M all right, but I think we should
still have Joe on stage at some point with the
with a wooden guitar.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
Or give him a guitar.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, give me a guitar, give him a kazoo you
know I have. Then he might actually try to play it.
That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I'm dynamite on the triangle, No.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Isn't it Blind Melon or one of those three doors
down bands that actually have a triangle player that jumps
around on stage.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Who was at I feel like it'll be a blind
melon thing three doors down.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
You break out the triangle, I'll break out the cow bell.
We will fuck this ship up.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
More cow bell metal, fuck up your metal.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
At least our instruments are made of metal.

Speaker 11 (52:29):
Remember the Bostones show said that dude that danced? Yes,
I don't remember anybody playing the triangle?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's they played. Actually I went to
the Ritz and Eboor because I had a client, Adam
Banner bought me a ticket and we went to go see.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
The band was on the show?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah three eleven, Yeah, yeah, three eleven. That's who it was,
three eleven. They have a triangle. I think it's Isn't
he a t He's a triangle player jumps around playing triangles?
But maybe it's a band or a tambourine. I don't
know anyhow, now this is Is it in the shape
of a triangle? I don't remember. It's kind of drunk
that night, all right, I was, yeah, when we were

(53:11):
drinking that it's not the best beer.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Actually, And how was my memory of that event when
I wasn't even there.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Because you weren't drinking and you were probably I wasn't there,
but you probably people follow me.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Or something I did not.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
All right, so this is slightly a story and also
a booter bang for those who want to participate.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Okay, are we banging the jet?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yep? A disgruntled former Disney employee was sentenced to three
years in prison for hacking into a menu creating system
used by the park's restaurant to falsely say foods were
safe from certain allergies. Jay sh Yeah, and they were not,
Florida federal prosecutors said Thursday. Michael Shower, a forty year

(53:58):
old Winter Garden resident, please, did guilty earlier in January
to several computer related crimes.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Conspiracy theory is this
Disney paying off an employee to take the fall for
that lady dying in Disney Springs because she ate something
that they said was allergen free and now our family
is suing, and then Disney tried getting them to arbitration
because the whole Disney Plus thing. No.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
Just an idiot, former, just gruntled employee who did something
fucking stupid for no reason.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yep. I'm trying to find a good.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I was gonna say this is old news. But now
that you mentioned he probably this back was January, but
now there's probably being sentenced now it's probably Yeah, we
surfaced again because I remember reading this article a long
time ago.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, this is the sentencing about so they're gonna they're
kind of reshaping it. Yeah. So uh, after a continuous
termination contentious Sorry, contentious it's a big word, after.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
A contentellot and we'll be proudy worked for you.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Hey, all right, let me play glasses on.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
They still have looked on.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
We'd be an old man.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
We'd be back again, all right.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
They have a bunch of other things that aren't like it,
but not.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
And now they don't They don't even learn how to
sound things out. They learn how to site weed.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, all right. After a contentious termination in June twenty
twenty four from his job as a menu production manager
at Walt Disney World, prosecutors say Shure access the company's
internal menu building systems and modified food listings. These intrusions

(55:33):
included manipulating allergen information and restaurant menus to indicate that
food items were safe for customers with certain allergies, such
as mushrooms, alo and avocado, and avocado interesting all right?
Uh now they do show his photo if you want

(55:54):
to participate, go ahead, Brad Maer Booter bang bang it do.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Come on, God, Jason would totally do this one.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Yeah, listen, guys, it comes to avocados. I'm totally bad.
They found that a three eleven song.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
We're gonna get copyrighted.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
On this one.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Can you can you hit the triangle?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
That's it, right, sounds like it.

Speaker 7 (56:34):
It's an Anald cunt, right, that's the remake. Yeah, three
eleven sucks, it says, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
J Fred butter bang.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
You know I'm getting boot booting. Okay, Yeah, he worked
for Disney, not.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Anymore, not anymore.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
He got back at them though, boot Bank.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Laura.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
You know what, if he had been a cost In one,
I'd probably say, I'll be a furry whatever the hell
they're called s furries. But he wasn't. He's just a
computer nerd, So I'm going to boot.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I think Jack would like a little bit hurt Joe's feelings.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Lisa Booted, I think.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
That was from before.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I think you'd be boring to Laura Keller Booted too.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I think those are old boots, though, I don't think
those boots.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
New boots, all right, because Keller was saying drew in
her sexy glasses. Wait, Nancy drew on the glass boot
that one.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Hey, I gotta find this photo because it's not even here.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Homework.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
No, I thought it was.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Now you gotta drink all.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I am drinking him anyways, I could do medical waste.
There we go. Are you happy? Did you make the
great decision?

Speaker 5 (57:56):
He has drepes?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
He has like, I don't know because I don't know
whether went how to vite a wong.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I'm not saying anything because we'll hack me later.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Lord a judge for us, Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I don't know a good looking guy from a living.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Oh my guys, Joe's like, come on, Brad Buddha guy.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Bang a dude, dude?

Speaker 7 (58:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
So do you guys want to guess the thirteen Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame inductees for twenty twenty five?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah, I can tell you who should have been in there.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah, I saw it. I saw the article.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, I've been voting. I've been voting every every day, religiously.
We crushed it.

Speaker 8 (58:44):
But the fan vote only counts for one vote, so
all three hundred and something thousand votes only counted as
one vote.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
That's dumb, Yeah, is that like, actually I should say
all three.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Million votes only count as one vote because between all
those bands there were like three million votes.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Is that like certain people only count as three fifths
of a vote?

Speaker 8 (59:07):
No, they they The way it's set up, I think
there's like twelve hundred actual voters and then this counts
as one of the votes, and those twelve hundred people
actually get to vote for And.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I don't know how you really, I don't think that
makes any sense. Yeah, stupid.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
So so basically the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
is fake news. It's like rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
It's a total I mean they're upfront about it, but
it's just it was a shocker to some people.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
What what is the award where every US citizen can
or even let's say worldwide, can vote on a band
American Idol Joe, a band that is currently out and
released and we want to vote and say that is
the best band out there. What's the process?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
We will?

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Board charts has to do with the number of albums sold,
So that would be something that's related.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
To what's sold and what's downloaded and how many number
of plays and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
But that's maybe Lisa knows. There's got to be something
out there where a tally of every person in the
world can vote and say this is the best band, musician,
whatever out there, and this is the award we're getting.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
But didn't they have like the iHeartRadio that was all
fan base.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
No, but that's that's even a joke.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
I think he's looking more like on a Grammy level.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Like Grammy or you know, something to where you can
say this is this person got sixteen billion or sixteen
million American Joe. They're not you don't have, you don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I'm just saying that's the only place where people actually
vote for something live.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah, but you're not voting for all the No, No,
they're all set up, so you should create I'm making one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It's called the Drinking with Drew Awards.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Why does it have to be named after you all?

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
What a narcissist.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I gotta told you that before I started the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
So Drinking with Drew it's Tyler Perry's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Is going to be drinking again and tell you who
the best fucking band is.

Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
Yeah, but only.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Metal counts for his opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
I mean we can go Devo, we can go you know,
we can go to school.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
I mean, if they're still putting out music, if they're
still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 15 (01:01:32):
If I say, if I said, if I said it
was Drew's Metal Awards, the band's gonna be fucking metal,
You're not going to put a band in there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
You're not having the whole world's vote on it, because
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
All the Fish fans vote.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Fish will win Best Metal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Well, thank you very much. You have to be able
to enter, like so there's there would have to be
a entry process aka send me your ship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Laura tell us about his entry process.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Now you're limiting its only people again, just the test
to everyone in the world, elimining it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Very short acceptance speech.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Okay, we got.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
One, thank you, thank you. So which is better the
pre party or the the party they merged together as one?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Oh when he brings a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Well, I don't know, sort of related, but I think
it was the Oscars. They just put out a new
regulation that if you're one of the people voting on
like Best Film or Best Actor, you actually have to
watch all of the films better in category. So apparently
right now, Like you can vote for like best Best

(01:03:04):
Film of the Year or Best Director and not even
watch the other ones that are in the category, which
is like boggling that you're basically voting without fully knowing
what you're voting against.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
I feel like I saw an interview and I'm pretty
sure it was Jennifer Lawrence and this was like years
and years ago when she was like first becoming like
really ultra famous, and she said that her mom said, oh,
I voted for so and so for the Oscars or
whatever it was, because she what it's like the screen actors, like, yeah,
but they had they like those people who were in

(01:03:37):
the Academy or whatever it is can vote on who
they want to win in each category. Well, I guess
she was in this Academy or whatever it was, and
so they sent her the ballot, the ballot to vote,
and her mom was at her house, and so her
mom's like, oh, I voted for George Clooney or something
like that, and she'said, what are you talking about. She goes, oh, well,
you got a ballot and I filled it out and

(01:03:58):
I sent it in, like so, hey, you know, it
could just be a random mom who was voting for
these things.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Probably soccer moms.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Well now they're hockey moms.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
He's the new thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Speaking of hockey, what the do they have one more chance?
Jesus god damn.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
That's right. They worked better under pressure, apparently.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Waiting they were getting all under the Panthers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Didn't the Panthers win last year?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Yeah, they're very good from behind.

Speaker 10 (01:04:41):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
It's like everything in Tampa, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
So anyways, Oh, I just burped again, and it's still
there there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Taking a drink, take a step, hair of the dog,
hair the cow. No, once you had a couple of.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
He would probably about the old smoky that.

Speaker 10 (01:05:05):
Once you get used to it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Is not you know what now that I'm looking at
the old smoking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Oh my god, he do he hit it like four times.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
There was over half a bottle more.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Than that, because he hit it out there before we
even came in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Right now, I'm not here's the thing. I told him,
drink what you want that. I don't care how much
you drink. I'm just saying, wow, like there's a lot,
so I mean, good for him.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
I'm just saying, your liver, you gotta It's hilarious.

Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
It was fun. We're talking about Jonathan Rupford a lot
of angels. Good job John. All right, So isn't that
you all know who is in the in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame? Like who like the inductees?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Do we know?

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
I think I've heard on the list or who?

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I don't know who they are actually picked? They?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
So that's quick? Okay. The thirteen Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame inductees for five were Pajama Joe, Chubby Checkers,
Chubby Checker, Bad Company, Chubby Chucky.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Okay, please somebody tell me one song that Chubby Checkers sang?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
What the is wrong with awesome?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
No, I know I've heard the song, but I don't know. Okay,
really they're just not putting it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
And I actually saw Chubby Checker live doing the twist.
How was he saying city?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
When I was a kid? It was lace to No,
here's one that I will say, What the fuck? Warren Zavon?
Who is that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I don't know. There's a couple of the names on there, Sepper,
we saw them, we did well. We saw them together, right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
We did well, not together, but we ended up being
at the same show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Yeah, Lisa, I know, Lips sinking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
They did not sing a single fucking word. Everything was
just lip saying, what's that song?

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Pussy real good?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Push it, push it, oh, pussy push push it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Warren the Man behind the Demons, the singer songwriter best
known for Werewolves of London Yeah, died ten years ago.
Next month, his family and friends, included the writer Stephen King,
explained his despite his dark side, yeada YadA. So but
here's the thing name before I know and I get it.

(01:07:39):
People are doing this in memoriam and like, oh, he's died,
so let's put him in. But let's not like, let's
put people who are actually can appreciate the word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Some of these people inspired a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
The point is is there's no fucking reason.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
They make a sig, make a separate list.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I could to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
People can hear me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Lawyer is getting very aggressive.

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
I wasn't, honestly, I'd rather have salt and pepper.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
It's Peppa it is.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
I don't want people who are wait a minute, it's
Peppa like Peppa Pig.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
They've taken the whole walk and wall to a different
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yes inspired rock.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
You're just jealous that you're not in it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yet, if it wasn't for rock and roll, there'd be
no fucking metal bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I don't remember the soundtrack. I don't remember the soundtrack
of were Wolves of London. I was three years old.

Speaker 10 (01:08:50):
So I know, I know, I know you will, I
know will.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
The comments I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Saying, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
So Kyle was saying, he sang and then he did.
Oh in the comments were London, of course, he says.
My friend was his tech very old guy. Oh, I
need to be on me. I'm on Jay Bad Company
and Chuck Berry should have been in eons ago.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yep, That's what I'm saying, Like, why are these specials
companies just now getting in? Like, I don't know if
you're deceased, because separately, it's because the process is stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:09:37):
Yeah, you have twelve hundred random people that they've chosen
to make this vote happen, and on that list, and
then the fan vote is where three million people voted
and their vote only counts as one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
I guess do you know how many total votes of
like the fans had won? Were there any other in
the twelve hundred that voted for Fish Like? Did Fish
get five votes total?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
No, they didn't say that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
It's sir, stupid little committee that decides gets it's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Dumb all right, is on the list. Joe Cocker, Cinny
Lock Loppers, Soundguarden, Salt and Pepper said bad Company, outcast
the White Stripes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
The funny part was is that actually he ended up
in third.

Speaker 8 (01:10:27):
But during the whole voting process, Billy Idol was getting
really high up. We should definitely, but it was only
because all the Fish fans were also voting like cool
Billy Idol until they're like fan page was like talking
about Fish, and then everyone agreed on the Fish sites,
we're not fucking voting for Billy Idol anymore. So Billy
Idols slowly declined.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
So some nominees that didn't get in this year, including
time on the Fish fan site.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Well, I'm on all the sites.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
But here, listen, listen, Joe. That says. Some nominees that
didn't get in this year, including Ryan Carrey, Fish, Billie Idol,
Joy Division Slash, New Order, Mana, and Black Crows Oasis.
So here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Mariah Carrey should never get in because I don't consider
her rocking. She's not rock and roll, and she sucked
up that that New Year's Eve thing. I'm very pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
About that one.

Speaker 16 (01:11:22):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
TV, which upset me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I'm just sick of her Christmas song.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
That's all she does. She makes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
She makes thirteen a year off of one fucking Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Never it was never even on an album, like it
was never officially like really, there was no single. It's
literally just a track that like you can listen to
on the right.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Like I can't believe Joe Cockers, Yeah, I mean what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Is what is?

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
What did he do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Your pastor general?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Most of them nobody knows where they are.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah, and welcome Kyle Socoal to the show. We're gonna
get Kyle on the show. I don't know when, maybe
next week, maybe not, I don't know. We haven't confirmed.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
But that is old school.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Kyle. I don't know you. I won't be here, but
definitely boot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Kyle, Well, I mean Kyle will be sitting in the
LAWI trust dot Com camera seat. He definitely would be.
But Kyle, I'm tempted to show a slight little sample
of the behind the scenes documentary that I'm shooting here,

(01:12:45):
documentary what Jay you have a way with word? It's
my West Virginia. I don't know, we'll see. I'm toying around.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Who bang bang, definitely bang.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Okay whatever. I haven't seen, Timmy, I have not seen
or heard from land in a little while.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Wait. Did we ever get the picture of the woman
who drive drove off off the pier?

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Yeah, okay, I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
It was like a quick flash.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
I remember now it was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Okay, Joe, the mood juice is hitting your heart all right,
famous dog finally found after five hundred and twenty nine days.
This is an amazing story, fous Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
He was on an island.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It's in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Okay, I saw this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
This is nuts, all right. This is dog nuts. Valerie
the Dots and who survived five hundred and twenty nine
days alone in the Australian wilderness, has been finally captured,
alive and well, and is set for a heartwarming reunion
with her owners. Vale ran away from her owner's camp

(01:14:02):
site on Kangaroo Island, off the coast of South Australia
in November of twenty twenty three and has defied all
odds by living off the land and showing an amazing
survival instinct. So while few expected her to survive long
after her owner's week long search was fruitless, a series

(01:14:23):
of sightings and the sound of her barking kept faint
hopes alive.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
My favorite part in this video is when they when
she's like right up on those like wilderness camps that
they have out there, and she's just like, it's so
funny because dogs says, well, she is elusive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
No more, let's show the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
I don't do we have.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
Here, bitches, come give me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Let me not do this because all these freaking flipping ads.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
You paid, how in the world did it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Dingle not eat your docs? And it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
And then she winks in the camera walks off. She
knew exactly what she was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah, I mean, so, oh god, let's not have that.
I don't know that was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Okay, you don't have too much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Australia.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
There's those giant fucking jumping spiders, there's youngest snakes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Yeah, so here's the thing I dropped there. How long
would you like? I guess honestly, man, if I first off,
stop taking your dogs on vacation Jay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
And don't leave them off a leash.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
You keep your dogs at home. Yeah, if you go somewhere,
leave your dogs at home. I mean they don't want
to go with you. They really don't. They want to
be on your couch.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
But he was un leased the whole time he was
with us.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
The whole time was on vacation that you guys have
ever gone on vacationation.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
We had just Devo. We win to Daytona for a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
That was a vacation, two day trip. That's not a vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
You guys don't like to go on vacation, I mean
to travel.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
No, you don't like to because that's why you continue
to get more and more animals in this house.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
If you like to travel, you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Okay, So there, so there, And how does that make
you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
It actually makes me really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
No, here's the thing. If you go on vacation, you
hire people to watch your pets. You get friends to
watch your pets, you get YadA.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
YadA, You need to hire ten people.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
No, Joe could watch our pets. He could stay in
Moore's bedroom and sniffer underwear or something. It's probably true.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Just the clearf he means the lady cove So that's
the guest room.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
But I'm just saying, you get somebody to watch your
pets and you don't take them to like I don't.
I guess these people also lived in Australia. I'm assuming
maybe not.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
It's like going camping. That's what they did. They went camping.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
No, but if they just lived around the corner, you
would you would go back like they didn't go back
as an island, but you would go back, like five
hundred and twenty nine days. How many times did they
go back to look for the dog? They didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
After a week they gave up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
That is long gone.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
It's an island. It's where are they gonna go beating? Okay,
but then you go back the rang after somebody spots
it and you hear bartos.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
The dog likes camping and he likes not being, likes
running around an island.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
You gotta fucking confine him to the little bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
So the island that he was on, I think they
have like round the clock rangers because the dog is
being held at one of their offices on the island.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Wouldn't you be there tomorrow? If you fucking Georgie or
what they was like, I would.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Literally sleep on the island until I found him. But
that's just because my dogs are my kids. Maybe they
don't feel that way until.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
You get eaten by a scorpion.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
It's been five twenty nine days. Imagine you two, you'll
lose a dog. I would five hundred and twenty nine
days go by? How many more pets have No, he's
adopted at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
No, Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
How many how many new motorcycles has he bought?

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
That's not the point to Harley seven Domatians.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
No, because when they left, they'll have a picture of
the dog spray paintment on the side of the motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
He wouldn't do that because they trade his motorcycles in
too often.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
No, when they left, they'll do it on the helmet.
People at the island said they spotted the dog, they
heard the dog, like they knew the dog was alive
on the island. They just didn't go back to do it,
like they didn't want to go back and put any
effort and want to be free.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Let him go.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
But maybe she's an asshole.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Most docsins are arm Where where are the owners from? Like?

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
Were they from there? Where are they from?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
The bang? A couple says, I mean, are they U
goes the owners? I don't know. Do you want me
to read the whole thing because.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
This is the now we're talking.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
This was a good bog.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Bang.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
That thing to Valerie looks like d'anatis anyhow. I think
that they really didn't care too much.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
And they're like, oh yeah, probably a young, young couple.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
You're so judged.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
They don't have they don't have responsibilities. They wanted to
get rid of the dog for a little while so
they could have some alone time.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
Maybe she got knocked up, like, oh, I gotta have
a baby now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
It says a year after Valerie went missing, miss Gardner
and mister Fishhawk Fishlock were shocked to hear reports that
their little dog had been seen running through the Farmily
so they weren't married, so they're shacking up.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
They're just they're a little upset that the dog was
found because they're like, oh, we finally got rid of
that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
I can yeah, I can bang now without this dog
being in the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I was hoping he wouldn't show up and tell them,
tell people about all the abuse that we gave him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
They're like, I've been following this story from Perth and
now on holiday in Japan and been following the updates.
I'm so excited to see Valerie has been caught.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Oh the dog's name Valerie. Yes there was the woman.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
You thought I was singing. Vale in depicture of the
dog was like spread.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Out, it's not safe for work.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
He's got sense.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah, uh yeah. So I am bawling right now, but
nothing but happy tears.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Reading comments of people who aren't related to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I'm so releve this little girl is safe now. I'm before. Yeah,
these are comments from other people, but I'm just saying
they don't know ship.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Let the dog be free in.

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
Your like, since I didn't listen to the show in
your previous weeks of shows, did you have any other
dog stories?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Because there was like there was like a dog.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Fight or something, and I remember seeing a video and
a guy comes running over and starts to his fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
I did see that. I did see that. That was
on Twitter.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
That shouldn't been.

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
I did the dog off the other dog and he
just runs over and starts sticking his finger of the dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Ask okay, first of all, anybody listening, id that do
not assaulted dog with a digit in a butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Well, the dog is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Your dog and attacking another dog, wheelbarrows the attacking dog.

Speaker 10 (01:22:26):
And they did it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
Now we found something off limits.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Yeah, it took us long to find something off limits.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
All right, I'm I'm google searching dog attack finger in
the butt.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
This is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
This is it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Only and it's a shepherd or shepherd is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
I think you liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
I don't know if you could show this.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
I don't know if you can't either.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
This is reality.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
This is unfortunately, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
It's educational as long as they didn't enjoy it, right,
something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
But if they enjoyed it, then it's not good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
This guy was real quick.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
He's more like lifting the dog's tail. I saw it
a little thumbnail. He's like, I'm gonna make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
I get the spot on.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
What do I do here?

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Just spit in your palm first, right, there is the
lost fucking advertisement ever thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Sentas we I used to work here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
They're the ones that helped me quick ready for.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
The work, and we're all grateful for them.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Unmute.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Well, I'm waiting for the ship to come on.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
He is notorious. That's not the right. This is emerging
on the same He always finds the articles with videos.
They don't it's not the actual video to the ship
the article.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
I hate that. This is all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Yeah, so there's probably not a video, but that is
literally a guy. I'm oh my gosh, are you searching
woman's underwear? Is that what you have asked for?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
I'm going to buy something.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
He's finding some mondays.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
That was the scratches right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Scratches.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Squirrel. I want to read the head there there here
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
When he's got that dog.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Hold on, here he comes or he's coming from the
wheel barrowing that dog. They're gonna come from the other side.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
Here he.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Goes in for a second. One old, he's going back in.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
It works, it's not working.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
He turned around like, whoa, who's that? Who's yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
That kid he was too young, he's a he's he's
creat that he knew what he was doing.

Speaker 17 (01:24:59):
No, it is that kids fucked the dog before that
was even think he owned either one of the dogs,
and he didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
He didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:25:11):
He was just like, let me get out of this,
and then.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Oh god, okay, that poor shepherd probably has so many
little cuts of his bulbs and like long fingernails that
pore a little sheppy.

Speaker 10 (01:25:29):
He literally went at it again.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Don't know who that guy is and who his girlfriend
is right now, because she does not.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
He does not have long term relationship with that is
his finger blasting.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Looks like drinking show.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Right, there's a lot of there's a lot of infections
and things like this happened.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Like why aren't they on next week's show?

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Yea said Simon is cringing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Yes, this.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Tailors tucked between his legs and he's hiding in the core.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Mm hm oh man, gosh. I literally.

Speaker 10 (01:26:06):
You didn't grab my shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
You grab.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Whatever it was within reaching distance. I want this last
uh peanut butter, chocolate milk stout Joe, Yeah, wait, you're
gonna have another one? Yeah, I'm gonna have the last
one unless Joe wants you want it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
I feel like if that guy in his finger, if
he I feel like they would smell the same. Is
that beer? No, yeah, dog, butthole finger. That beer probably
smelled the same.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
You can pass me the rest of the breads. It's
gonna be Oh god, I can't let it go to waste.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
But no, it's not you can waste a beer, Joe,
you can.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
There's ding Dong's left for real?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Gosh, all right, now the next story it's it's kind
of pitiful and sad, but also.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Real quick before what happened to the desserts that you
were going to bring in here and show up?

Speaker 13 (01:27:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Yeah, you want to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
No, I just wanted to make sure that you didn't
like leave them for an animal to eat. Okay, just
making sure. I'm not saying you have to take them out.
I'm just making sure, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
So these were made by j Bread's other half better half,
better half well things so you can't really see him
very well. But these are like pretzel sticks covered and deliciousness.
I have not had one as of yet, but I

(01:27:37):
will go for it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Can you stick them in a dog's but now, obviously
oreos chocolate covered?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
They look a lot better.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
When you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Look at these things. Oh that smells so good. Smells
like a I won't say it, it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Looks like a finger that just went into.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Them from my meds.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
No, but stick that in your butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Brad. Are you gonna take somebody's home?

Speaker 7 (01:28:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I'll take because I am. I mean I'm not
allowed to eat that many. I think were already had two.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
I have the sticks, I had the oreoses.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
That what those are? Oreos?

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Yeah, the white chocolate ones. Delish.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Probably not the best thing to show after a dog
antal fucking bang and video of it whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
I can not believe being a blessed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Dog's not a virgin anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
No, we'll take care of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Well now. And then you went back for more. Joe,
how many dog fights have we seen lately? Not lately
in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Yes, about three or four? Maybe five?

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Has it ever ever crossed your mind to think.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Now now you will?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
I mean maybe now, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
If if Simon was crazy out there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Fingering the butt, if you want.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
You may dinner first, you would buy him dinner first.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
How about a fist.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Too much? Too much bread?

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
Sorry, I'm just trying to help.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Fristing is metal, all right? So this story is sad, dumb,
and just ridiculous. I don't understand how people fall for
this ship. But this goes to show you the mindset
of lonely, elderly people like let this be the p
s A for the show. If you have elderly people

(01:29:41):
in your life, keep an.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Eye on them, Like, that's why we keep an eye
out on you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Sorry, I think I parted out of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Clamp and Drew.

Speaker 7 (01:29:59):
That's why so much ship.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
I'm so bid.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
His name is Lipships.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
That's the show, La, We're gonna need to take a break.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
His pats you didn't have the bucket.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Well, Joe's finger in my butt. After watching that video.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
He no longer has control of a sphinter. His finger blasted.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
I mean that kid really went.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
I mean that's why he hangs out at the dog park.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Lisa says she's never seen Caesar Malaney.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Caesar doesn't have to he just waves.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Caesar on grinder, Caesar Grinder.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
They should have interviewed that it after, like and what
what made you decide to put your finger in the
dog's ass?

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Like?

Speaker 10 (01:31:04):
Where was he at?

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Nobody talked to him afterwards. He just disappears in the night, like, yeah,
the Batman costume or something.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
He asked him about it, and then he's like, oh,
the dog was in a fight.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Here a date, we'll fight.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
We were speed dating, right, I was just happy nobody
yelled at me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
And he's wearing jogging pants too. That was suspicious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
The Doggy Strip.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Club, Yeah, saying it's okay to do it as long
as he doesn't get hard.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
I am look at Laura's right, I'm getting all these
little ads for panties on my fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
In their period underwear. That's like you worried about leaky
bladers or something.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Did you buy nicks talking about it? That's all of
us are gonna have videos apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
All right, keeping on your elderly family and friends, folks.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
So scam.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Scammer pretending to be Keanu Reeves Builk's Bay Area woman
out of one hundred and sixty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
I don't even understand it. This is Palmetto, Florida, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
The last one was like Brad Pitt was the person.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
I don't know, So a Bay Area woman at a Palmetto, Florida.
This is a county south of US, just south of US.
Basically was communicating with a person online and he sent
her an audio recording. Now we know how AI is

(01:32:41):
now and the audio recorded recording sounded just like Kianu
Reeves allegedly, and uh, you know she fell for it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Could have been Jef Dunham, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Want to get the audio recording.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
They're not going to release that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
No, it was well, it was on it was on
the news. Why don't they release it here?

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
So what was he saying? Like we're dating? I need money?

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
Maybe this isn't It's simple when you catch the people
that do this stuff, you just line them up and
shoot them and then they'll think.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Twice about doing it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:23):
Put the pedal firing squads for taking money from the grandy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
But when Keanu Reeves is asking for bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
I'd give it to him. I love Keanu. He calls me,
you have all the humble stock he wants?

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Is it's just not going to be on here?

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Did he message you on Humble socials?

Speaker 10 (01:33:43):
Candy?

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Thank god you're just now signing in, because you would
have literally deleted, unfollowed, and never talked to us again
if you had seen the video about five minutes ago.
So don't go back and watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Are they going to go back and watch?

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Please? Don't enjoy your trip without saying that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:59):
If you ever see a dog fight, the best way
to get out of it is to put your finger
in the dog's bot.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Like let Jason do it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
I mean, they don't even have to be in a fight.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
Like you're squeezing a big ZiT.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
The next time you're in a fight with Jason, you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Don't even have to be a dog in the butt.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
I'm trying to find this. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
That's it, So where's your volume over here?

Speaker 18 (01:34:33):
Diane Ringstaff said she was an area woman is out
taking thousands of dollars after she says she sent money
to a scammer who said he was celebrity Keanu Reeves.
Diane Ringstaff said she was playing words with friends when
somebody messaged her saying he was the Hollywood actor. They
started chatting over the next two years, Diane said on
his face during a few video chats, and then he

(01:34:53):
sent her audio messages.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Good morning, my sunshine, Diane. As you said last night,
I am sending this recording to let you know that
I cherish you and that I am.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Loyalty such always.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Be, my queen. Have a great day today, Diane, Love you,
Kisses from your loving ke.

Speaker 18 (01:35:10):
Keanu said he needed tens of thousands of dollars in
bitcoin and cryptocurrency for help with legal troubles.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Oh my god, what I know now and all the
technology that's out there, Okay, voices and everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
You know.

Speaker 18 (01:35:26):
Ten days ago a deeper dive of this story to
download the app.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Literally, Keanu Reeves is like the one actor who would
not have legal troubles.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Not only that, I mean he needs money. He just
did a John Wick eighty six.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Still owns arc wortorcycles too, doesn't we something like that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:35:50):
No one cares.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Bitcoin. That's that's that's the red flag. When somebody says
I need bitcoin, red flag. You can go by bitcoin
saying bitcoin's bad investment. The minute somebody says I need bitcoin,
give it to me or give me money in bitcoin, whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
Trinity, get a gift card, red flag.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
With I mean, let's just can we name the red flags?

Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Bitcoin and withdraw. Go to your bank and withdraw x
y z uh fucking wire me money.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Red flag celebrity on words with friends and telling you
who he is. If they're on there, they're using a
fake name. They're not telling you who they are.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
I have a puppy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
And family.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
I have a puppy for sale. Sell me money for
a deposit, red flag, never gonna see that money again?
Common sense?

Speaker 19 (01:36:51):
I love you, Yeah, move in with me, Red flag,
don't give up my secrets, wash the dishes, red flag cracking.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Mmm, honestly, Jay, it's it's completely grown on me.

Speaker 7 (01:37:18):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
I think you're just drinking the wrong beer to mix
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
Ye, considering everybody else, it's like, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
I don't want to like coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
The official score didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Well, I mean, I'm giving it honestly, man, at this point,
I'm giving it a seven.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Oh, I'm gonna give it a three point seven.

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
Okay, Brad, I'm giving it two point.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Joe, I'll go with a five. Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
It's drink It's I don't love it, but it's drinkable
for me.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
I'm gonna go with the negative five because it came
back with the verbs and it wasn't if it's still
coming back, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
If you had it with a cookie, oh, with delicious man.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
Uh, just it's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Chooses terrible beer that's not really well trimault.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
That's high. That is a high score. All right. Maybe
maybe I'm being a little jovial because of Jay's.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Crusher, or because like five beers in, he's defensive at
this point.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Maybe I mean, it doesn't taste like peanut butter or chocolate,
but it tastes like a beer I can drink, like
a stout that I can drink.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
All right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Between fifty and one hundred people, hold.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
On a second, kylelid a show with ke My question
is what Keanu did you get? Was it Speed Keanu?
Was it Bill and Ted Keanu? What Kanu did you
play with? Or John Wick? Because if it were speed Kanu.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I mean when he had short hair.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
That's when I used to look like Kianu back then.
Me too. That's why she's dating me.

Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
And I still like Sandra Bullock.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Yeah, me too, trust me. I had people do Sandy brings.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
People tell me back in the day, I love like Keanu.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Reeves because there, I don't know that those girls were crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
How many of them were wearing a Must Not Kill
t shirts?

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
All right? Between fifty and one hundred people took off
with roughly three hundred thousand dollars total this week after
bags of cash fell out of an armored truck in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
What be nice?

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Yeah? The Oak Park Police Department and Illinois said in
a report that on Tuesday, April twenty second, and brings Home.
Security representative claimed a truck was traveling southbound on the
three hundred block of South Austin Boulevard at five h
seven pm local time when it's back door opened.

Speaker 10 (01:40:20):
What that means.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Would be there a.

Speaker 6 (01:40:25):
Kid in the job and the suit came flying out
of the bushes.

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
And that truck got a stinky thinky.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
A German shepherd was in the truck. Back door opened
by unknown means. As a result, three bags full of
money fell onto the road. When the employee returned to
the scene, they spotted dozens of people removing the money
before fleeing on foot. Now here's the thing I'm not
even going to finish.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
This article around how did he go before he wheeled?

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Obviously I'm thinking Robin Hood effect here, Like you have somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
That works for Brinks and you left it open on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Yeah, they're like, I'm gonna go to the poorest neighborhood
and just open the fucking door and nope.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
No, how many.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
N be and people who just don't give a fuck
about their job enough, they don't.

Speaker 8 (01:41:15):
Follow the processes if they will do the right thing,
they left the door open and unlocked or whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
They have some things in there that make it so
they can't do that, and they still find a way
to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
If this was years ago, a Robinhood effect could have
gotten away with it. But unfortunately now, no matter what
you do, everyone's caught on camera. So he would just
be like setting people up to get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Which well, that's the thing. All this money is tracked heavily.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
But but that cameras everywhere, right.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
But I'm just saying the serial number is not ship
so I mean they know where the money is gonna
go if they go that route.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
If they I don't know serial number.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
If it was if it was serial numbers of new
bills going to the yes, if it was a collection
from a branch, they haven't had time yet, they would
they would have.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Done the brand doesn't doesn't the branch. Like I worked
at Busch Gardens and I had to go to the cash.
Uh we did the cash thing in the morning. All
the cash and Bush Gardens was collected at night, but
in the morning it was distributed to.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
There would be a total of how much per per
drawer and how much per station, but it wouldn't be
each serial unless they were newly issued bills.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
But I think those those scanners when they scan the money,
scan the numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Take the money and run. It's all yours, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
If you can get away with it getting caught on
pick on camera. Yes, there there on the hook for
for theft.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Then a statement found the money on the ground theft.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Fine, I'm not arguing with you. I think finders keepers,
but they will if they will have an idea. So
nobody taking fucking money out off the street. I guarantee
they're going to prosecute them. They will, Hey, they will,
I mean they will. It's fact. Meanwhile, in a statement
obtained by People, Brink said, in a general in general

(01:43:14):
and in the interest of the safety of our employees
and others who may be affected on matters concerning law enforcement,
we do not comment and recommend that you approach the
relevant law enforcement agencies for further background on the incident.
I don't even know what that means. Like they're telling
you not to question the incident. That doesn't make any sense.

(01:43:39):
No one is in custody as of Friday, April twenty fifth.

Speaker 8 (01:43:44):
And no one will be it's done. They got the money,
they ran, it's over. Insurance will take care of it,
It says.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Back in November of twenty twenty one, the back door
of an armored truck in California apparently burst open on
the Interstate five Freeway, prompting drivers and to stop their
cars and pick up the cash. One of the doors
popped open on the bags of cash fell out. YadA, YadA.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
So I guess, I mean, it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
It happens. So should we just follow these trucks around
and just wait?

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Sure, get caught following them around and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
I mean, you just end up on a list if
you haven't done anything. He can't do shit. But you'll
be like, hey, watch this guy. He's following these trucks
around every day. How you doing, Brad, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Okay, you can finger on any butts lately thinking about it, Jay.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
Watch out, Watch out, Simon.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Yeah, he only used one finger, Brad, don't get don't
get crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
I'm getting my own.

Speaker 8 (01:44:44):
He's got his own process, double metal, Simon, sleeping away
from you.

Speaker 10 (01:44:49):
It's good.

Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
Get me here, doggy, doggy, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Mind?

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
If I stare at your.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Kind of get that guy you now, he's up all
of a sudden, wait.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Bound Brown, Brad, Are.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
You going to this?

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
More Sound Recording musicians and metal fans.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
It's not a Friday next Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
So the event, the Historical Maker Dedication Extreme Metal and
More Sound, will be hosted by Taylor Ramon and Thomas Morris.

Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
I think Taylor was the one that was at the
Metal the one you bought your shirt from.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Yeah, that's uh Jim's daughter. Yeah, at one to four
p m. At Magnumus Brewing and Seminal Heights Locates.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
There's an extra than this.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
Whatever anyhow. Uh So it's founded by brothers Jim and
Tom Morris. Morris Sound Recording earned international acclaim through the
eighties and nineties, not only for its high quality production
but also it's epic.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
So they're doing a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Fucking so pretty much a metal museum for Morris Sound.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Yeah, and I think I'm just I don't know. They
have the obituary, like listened here side who recorded?

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
I know, because they're going to be there.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
You had to r s v P. So maybe they
are going to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
They said they recorded twenty four out of like the
top thirty metal albums of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Yeah, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corps, Nasty Savage.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Yeah, so I'm going rsp peed two slots.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
But it's on a Friday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
You almost said sluts.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Two sluts are going, two sluts are filming.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
How do you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
We're filling the hole.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
You have to there's a link here. You want me
to share it to you at Braden to him in
his in his I'm just like that, so you should
get a link.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
Brad Mater, that's the guy from the Drinking with Drew Show.
For those of you out there that don't get the joke.
We were messing around with Google Gemini's AI and just saying, oh,
who is Brad mad and it comes up, Oh, he's
a member of the Drinking with Drew Show. Like everything
else he's done in his life gets trumped by him

(01:47:32):
coming on the show. His band and all of his
music is an afterthought.

Speaker 7 (01:47:38):
I am a professional finger blast.

Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
That will allow be on your Gemini.

Speaker 7 (01:47:48):
You know about a pretty mouth too?

Speaker 6 (01:47:54):
What's nice?

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Guys, So you're at a Mexican restaurant, Brad, Hypothetically, a
snake falls from the ceiling lands in your margarita in
the guacamole. Now do you do you continue eating? Do
you run? Do you what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Being a blessed? Blessed the snake.

Speaker 7 (01:48:17):
Probably get a free meals for the rest of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
Wait is this is this?

Speaker 5 (01:48:22):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
Is this in Mexico? Because I mean, if a snake
falls in your food in Mexico, you're in Mexico.

Speaker 20 (01:48:30):
Right at that point the charge it says this, It
says this margarite.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
You want this, Virginia, Virginia there definitely Virginia.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
Ship cut the head off and serve it to you
for bringing out some salt and some chips.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
So a snake dropped out of the ceiling of a
Mexican restaurant and landed in a woman's margarita, leaving her rattled.
Caletta Andrews, we need an actual like we do?

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Can we can we get like one of those little
electronic drum sets?

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
Yeah, Joe set.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
He shouldn't have it. We should have it. There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
We need a house band.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
It doesn't want to do it, right, she said, what's
this one? The drum doub effects? Okay, there you got anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:49:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
So Kletta Carletta Andrews said she's been a battle.

Speaker 5 (01:49:35):
My name is Carletta Andrews instead of Andrew carl Carletta, No,
no resemblance, literally almost your name in reverse. Why is
this in my back?

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
Still kind of a blessed you back?

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
Carla Andrews said she had just finished dinner on April
sixteenth with her husband Patron Mexican Restaurant and Cantina and
Sanson Virgin You, when she felt something hit her forehead.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
Road.

Speaker 20 (01:50:05):
It's a snake, the road trip, the patrol Mexican heft
his waiter out, smacks from the face, and she's like
she was a snake?

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
That was.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
I looked at my husband like that. I put that back,
Andrews explained, adding she's scared for her life.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
Scared.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
It's just when I turned.

Speaker 6 (01:50:32):
One, scar.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Scarred me.

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
I'm so scared.

Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
We're now on.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
We're gonna have guests reading all of this.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
That was scared Trew News, as told by Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
My glasses back on, all right. I looked at my
un you can hear better now, adding yeah, I looked
at my husband like what was that? Andrews explained, adding
she's scarred for life. When I turned around, I saw
the snake. In my margarita.

Speaker 5 (01:51:11):
All right, Okay, how big was the snake? If it's
in your.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Five inches? Yeah, let's show the photo.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
Hey, five inches is big?

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
I mean, yeah, tell your wife that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
So I kept saying, please don't let it go in
my purse, she said. I left shaking. I was traumatized.
She has not said if she plans to sue.

Speaker 3 (01:51:34):
I mean, it's not that she didn't drink it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
That's like the ship.

Speaker 7 (01:51:43):
She was.

Speaker 10 (01:51:47):
Scared.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
Snakeless. Restaurant workers rushed and to try to remove the
snake with a stick, but another patron grabbed the snake
and released it to the wild. That's butter bang, Carletta Andrews.
Stop the pictures of it too, all right, Brad Mader
Booter bank, Carletta Andrews.

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
Boot Carletta's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
Probably eighty six.

Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
Okay, I see your face before you decided.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
To do now, I changed my mind.

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
Expression I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
Believe that face, all right, Carletta Andrews trace, Yeah, you'd
hit it, Jake, all right, Andrews said. The restaurant offered
to move her to a booth, but she wanted to
go home, Andrews anywhere know how this could have happened,
and where the mama snake could be?

Speaker 5 (01:52:54):
It was a full.

Speaker 10 (01:52:56):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Where's the mama.

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
I'll be, so you'd see it easier than the baby.
So maybe he'll just looking for reasons to sue.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
That's it, Margerita move to another table.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
All the night Tampa Bay area relators saying man is
targeting women to touch their feet during showings.

Speaker 5 (01:53:18):
When I saw this, like because I saw something mentioning
this prior to it coming out, like in the news articles,
I thought the guy was trying to get upskirt shots
because they're saying that he'll say, oh, you have something
on your feet, or you have like your shoes, and
it's something where he like is having like been down
to help you with your shoes. So I thought it
was going to be that he and they said he'll
take pictures, and so I thought it was like he

(01:53:39):
was taking up skirt shots. But I guess he's taking
he's probably has a he probably has an account on
foot Finder or whatever it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
Is that where you have your feet?

Speaker 5 (01:53:56):
Yep?

Speaker 7 (01:53:57):
You heard that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Why I'm still here, Joe, You've been looking at some
real estate?

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
Hey, I made six dollars Finder.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
About the man they say has targeted women during house showings.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
This is ten Tampa Bay at six.

Speaker 21 (01:54:09):
I'm Dave Wagner and I'm Frank Wiley and for Courtney
tonight in a story you will only see right here
on Tin Tampa Bay. Realtors are now and drink sharing
posts like these. Man suspected of having a foot fetish
is reportedly targeting women real estate agents by booking fake
home tours and open house showings tonight.

Speaker 22 (01:54:31):
Seriously, that guy Frank there lies like Franks, I mean,
there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 16 (01:54:47):
Yeah, July in Panela's County, and as recently as last
week during another showing in Manadee County, He's getting all
over the bay area, down.

Speaker 5 (01:54:58):
At my feet.

Speaker 14 (01:55:01):
And I was like, yeah, to get the ant off
my shoe, and he's and I'm like where, and he's
like right there, right there.

Speaker 5 (01:55:08):
Real estate agents Angela Julian didn't realize that was just
a trick.

Speaker 14 (01:55:12):
He bends down and he starts unbuckling my shoe and
caressing my foot, and I just thought that that was
really weird.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
She's just jealous because you didn't buy your dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
First's dogs. I bet you if he was good looking.

Speaker 8 (01:55:34):
She went and complained, I promise you Angela has more
people along with unbuckling.

Speaker 3 (01:55:43):
Come to my open house.

Speaker 10 (01:55:44):
I'll let you play with my feet.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
One to unbuckle my shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
I feel like I saw that video online last week too.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
This guy's walking like he's uh yeah, he's got something
going on there.

Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
It was really alarming at first violation. I'm playing the
video women kind of forward stories weird.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
I think we should go to one of her showings,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
I bet you. There are so many pickets there and
oh yeah, she's got a line.

Speaker 3 (01:56:15):
Take pictures of her feet.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
Nobody's buying the fucking house. People that want to see
the house of the bike can't even get in because
everyone's checking out her feet.

Speaker 5 (01:56:24):
Take your meds. What do you want to talk about, Jay.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
Well, so as the leafs, we'll talk about Drew.

Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
Why why don't you talk about the airplane that fell
off the aircraft carrier?

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
Yeah, oh, wasn't it evading the hoodie? They say that,
but bullshit because they actually I didn't realize this wasn't
the first time they lost.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
This happens all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
This is the first time. This is not the first
time they lost a multi million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:56:53):
Yeah, they're like seventy million dollars apiece. They just drove
the fucking airplane right off the aircraft carriage and.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
The ocean and went over too.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
There were two people in the plane or a crew
that was on it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
They had to like.

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
Jump off before it went over.

Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Yeah, we do some scary ship. I mean, at least
at least the people were okay, but they just dropped
the full plane. I mean the other times the planes
like crash into the fucking into the deck if they
don't land right. We're talking military planes aircraft carriers. Are
you familiar with the article?

Speaker 2 (01:57:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:57:30):
Oh, they were. They were taxiing a a plane around
like they they landed, and they were like taking it
to like go park it, like they have to like
back it up and like park it in the corner right,
and they just went went off the fucking side.

Speaker 5 (01:57:42):
And they just kept pushing it too far right off.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
The side of about oh my god, seventy million.

Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
The rebels.

Speaker 3 (01:57:51):
Yeah, my dad used to be on those fucking aircraft
carriers back in the seventies, like as a welder.

Speaker 5 (01:57:58):
Was your dad's demen?

Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
Oh yeah, that's why I'm here.

Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
My brother has the g I Joe aircraft carrier brother
and his toys.

Speaker 3 (01:58:11):
Did he try to touch his feet.

Speaker 7 (01:58:16):
The shoe or too?

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
I think we need to cut this some yawning done.

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
We could just.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
Hey, thanks everybody for coming and we'll see you next week.

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
See next Tuesday line stealer.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
Dick, Hey, look can we see your feet?

Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
Yees?

Speaker 6 (01:58:42):
Feet marks on?

Speaker 5 (01:58:44):
Yeah? My knock off me knock right on the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Here puts.

Speaker 5 (01:58:54):
Fast.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Do you want it?

Speaker 10 (01:58:57):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (01:58:59):
I got time.

Speaker 5 (01:59:02):
It's not gonna been all the way over it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:05):
Simon might stick it in your butt.

Speaker 7 (01:59:07):
Yeah, well that burned up. I don't know. Fifteen seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
Fifteen Yeah, that's all it takes.

Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
There's no list nice.

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
Back and I'm sure he's got lots to say.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
No quirt soaking here?

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Oh no lords going. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
I met my two hour mark. I met my two
hours minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:59:30):
Two hours, same thing I have two seconds minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
It takes you two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:59:39):
Just because it takes you two minutes, that it takes
two hours means you're not doing it right.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
I know, Joe, I've been doing right my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:59:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59:45):
Candice is my assistant, is on vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Did Jason hit his h his mark. Yet do we know, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:59:54):
Stalwarts, did you hit your hundred k?

Speaker 3 (01:59:56):
Yes, we need to know, yes, when hit it? I
don't know, but I saw. I checked this afternoon and
showed a hundred.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
Nice. I checked the other day and I was still.
He was a nine point nine.

Speaker 3 (02:00:05):
He was only seventy people short with seventy nine people short.

Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
And what did I say? I told you it was
going to happen when you were over in Thailand.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
I was right, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
This this next story goes out to the uh Biggest
pussy Father Award.

Speaker 5 (02:00:21):
This is my article. I agree, biggest ever wasn't your kind?

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
I sent this to you because of the biggest pussy
or the biggest wiener.

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
You guys that the biggest All right. So soccer player's
wife and five year old daughter kidnapped by intruders as
he reportedly hid under the bed.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Yeah, in terror. So he hates them.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
Ecuadorian sounds like Rickador. Ecuadorian soccer player Jackson Rodriguez family
has allegedly been kidnapped, According to multiple outlets, including Yes,
Rodriguez told police that his wife and five year old
daughter were abducted from the Guri Gill home just like that,

(02:01:10):
just like that, the defender, that's you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:15):
You, it's Dinners. Ready, this is what happened.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
So apparently in the area that he lives in, it's
running rampant right now with like the gangs and you know,
so they're doing a lot of kidnappings to try and
get money. So he being a soccer player, they're like, oh,
we're gonna go after him. We're going to kidnap this
guy to try and get a ransom. And so the

(02:01:41):
kidnappers were actually he could hear them demanding from the wife,
where is your husband, where's guy whatever? And this guy
is literally just hiding in a room under a bed
while his wife and five year old child are being kidnapped.
So now they're missing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Now have they been like a da old story? Yeah,
so I don't know, I haven't heard anything.

Speaker 5 (02:02:00):
Here is here's another theory though. The guy could have
just been wanting to get rid of his wife and
kid and start a fresh life. And this is a
great excuse since you know, was running crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
It's possible, but they do have a history in this
country of people kidnapping.

Speaker 5 (02:02:16):
And I just said, yeah, I said, it's a good excuse.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
It's been three days. Does he have a new wife?

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
Probably I haven't heard.

Speaker 5 (02:02:25):
Probably the kid or the wife disappeared.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Let's show photo.

Speaker 5 (02:02:30):
Thank that's a soccer player. He was a real wier.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
I mean, I don't care, Brad, your your wife and
your kid are getting kidnapped from your home. At what
links do you go to, like get involved to try
to save them?

Speaker 7 (02:02:47):
To my Dion Broth, yeah right, so I mean, you know, do.

Speaker 5 (02:02:53):
You really love your wife that much?

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
Maybe maybe to save your motorcycles?

Speaker 6 (02:03:00):
Baseball bet I'm just itching.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
I mean, do you hide under your bed?

Speaker 6 (02:03:04):
No, like swinging and.

Speaker 7 (02:03:07):
Then I write songs for the next ten years.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
That'd be great.

Speaker 10 (02:03:11):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (02:03:13):
I go full tilt forget about it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:16):
I mean, if you knew they were kidnapping for money,
why wouldn't you just give yourself up knowing that they're
just gonna release you. Like they're just wanting money. So
if they want money, give them what they want.

Speaker 7 (02:03:30):
It's bank account they definitely went to.

Speaker 5 (02:03:34):
But that's what I'm saying, Like the guy knew, like
if it's known in this this area that they live in,
like just be like, here's all the money for my safe.
Here is this watch here? Just give them as much
as you can if you're worried about your own safety
or fight to try and save your wife and daughter
from being kidnapped, Like why would you hide? Like that's
just the biggest Yeah, okay, like.

Speaker 1 (02:03:57):
That salt and Pepper song, Erica is getting kidnapped from
the house.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Yeah, no, I'm definitely kill hide into the bed.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
Let's let that. Let the kidnapers worry about paying her credit.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Card exactly, let them pay.

Speaker 3 (02:04:17):
Let them pay the credit card. Now it's a problem.

Speaker 6 (02:04:20):
This is a really nice cargovnit guys.

Speaker 7 (02:04:23):
Help you push these guys.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
In it, says. The athlete told authorities he heard the
intruders questioning his wife about whether he was at the residence.
Rodriguez told police that he looked out the window following
the abduction and saw that the individuals were traveling in
a gray colored double cab pickup truck. But you don't
go after them, you don't follow them, like right, I

(02:04:46):
don't something shady about this whole thing, says. The kidnapping
occurred ten days after Ecuador declared a state of emergency
in nine areas throughout the country, including the guy As
Problem events where Guaria Giel is located authorities.

Speaker 3 (02:05:04):
It occurred two days after she earned dinner.

Speaker 5 (02:05:07):
I wonder why so the update This happened on a
Wednesday and they were released. They were freed that Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
Right, so she wanted to take a vacation.

Speaker 5 (02:05:20):
Mm hmm, you keep talking. I want to see if
they have if he paid anything.

Speaker 1 (02:05:25):
Authorities have blamed organized crime groups for the uptick in
violent deaths and abductions. Yeah, they're definitely doing this for payment. Yes,
Well doesn't say what they asked for or what you know?

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
Man?

Speaker 3 (02:05:41):
Is the question, if Laura is being kidnapped, how much
would you pay?

Speaker 5 (02:05:45):
One dollar?

Speaker 2 (02:05:47):
Joe?

Speaker 3 (02:05:48):
I mean I told my wife I pay five dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:05:50):
He would pay couch money, like whatever he could dig
out of the couch chestionis that's what I'm working.

Speaker 3 (02:05:56):
I told my wife five dollars, maybe some pocket lend.

Speaker 2 (02:05:59):
Wow. I think I think he thinks much more highly
of you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
Well, here's the thing, Jay. First off, anybody that kidnaps Laura,
I know it's a ploy. She would be hiring them
to kidnap herself and then they would hold her and
like a holiday in down in like South Tampa.

Speaker 3 (02:06:20):
Remember question, is it a holiday? And express.

Speaker 5 (02:06:25):
I don't think holiday in South Tampa.

Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
Like, after how much time do you think they'll want
to give her back?

Speaker 10 (02:06:39):
After a week, they.

Speaker 3 (02:06:40):
Will have nice plants and.

Speaker 2 (02:06:43):
A whole lot of them, few aquariums.

Speaker 5 (02:06:49):
Here's the next question podcast, How long does it take
this wife to file for divorce from her husband?

Speaker 1 (02:06:59):
Well, well, I don't. I don't know what it takes
in that country with the kids and all. But hopefully
she can keep the kid.

Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
But what if he's like emotionally traumatized, then she's like
knocking on him again?

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
Like well, I mean I'm sure she's married to him
for the money. I mean, yeah, that's normal, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:07:20):
Chocolate, maybe she's a beard.

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
Oreos new flavor chocolate covered pretzels boter bang.

Speaker 7 (02:07:27):
What bang bang?

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
This is all I got right now.

Speaker 3 (02:07:34):
I thought I thought you were talking about the stuff
that Jay brought.

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
Over right here, chocolate covered pretzel Oreo, Now I try it.

Speaker 3 (02:07:46):
I was I was hesitant on the Golden Oreos to
begin with.

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
No, you have the not that but the gold.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:08:01):
I'm not going to kick.

Speaker 3 (02:08:05):
Hydrox. Nobody nobody remember Hydro.

Speaker 5 (02:08:08):
We watched an entire show on how hydros started and
like the.

Speaker 22 (02:08:13):
Whole yeah, because they were like orient Oreo Yeah, mm hmmm,
who's wait, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
Me?

Speaker 13 (02:08:19):
And you?

Speaker 5 (02:08:19):
You literally made watch it on the huge ass TV
there we realized. We figured out that Hydrops was first
and then Oreo was.

Speaker 3 (02:08:26):
Yeah, they were, they were.

Speaker 5 (02:08:28):
I was a part of this. We also watched a
special about like the cereals and how those started and
how that I like.

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
The vienna fingers?

Speaker 1 (02:08:39):
Remember that?

Speaker 3 (02:08:39):
Can we get some vienna fingers up in this place?

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
You guys will.

Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
Remember those cookies?

Speaker 1 (02:08:45):
Yes? No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:08:47):
Wow, people suck, we do. I hate you people?

Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
Our last story of the night. My grandma used to
give us the vienna fingers last story.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
They were the best.

Speaker 1 (02:08:59):
So how often to the lottery scams happened? Texas Lottery's
top executive, Ryan Mendell, resigns as scrutiny over big jackpot
winners intensifies. So this is in Austin, Texas. The executive
director of Texas Lottery Commission has resigned, the latest shakeup

(02:09:21):
at the state's retail gambling enterprise amid multiple investigations into
jackpots in twenty twenty three and earlier this year, totaling
two hundred million and calls from lawmakers to shut it down.
The lottery announced Ryan Mindel's resignation on Monday without comment.
A former deputy director and operations director of the lottery,

(02:09:44):
Mendell has held the top job for only about a
year following the abrupt resignation of his predecessor. So I
guess everybody at top of this fucking lottery in the
state is resigning.

Speaker 5 (02:10:03):
Check down, check their bank accounts, follow the money.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
He leaves as the agency faces at least two investigations
ordering by Governor Greg Abbott and the state Attorney General
Ken Paxton, into the integrity of the lottery prizes and
how the state handled the introduction of courier companies that
buy and send tickets on behalf of customers online. But

(02:10:27):
Texas State lawmakers are considering forcing several changes, ranging from
a legal band on sales through courier companies to shutting
down the agency by taking away all of its funding.

Speaker 7 (02:10:38):
Well, yep, how they do it through courier.

Speaker 3 (02:10:43):
So basically it's not an actual curve. But like you
go to a website, you say, I want to buy
my lotto numbers three five seven, I don't know and
say I want to buy today's ticket, but I'm not
going to the store. So I'm going to go on
a website and I'm going to purchase my number for
every day from now and to the end of the year,

(02:11:03):
and I'm gonna pay you the website three hundred dollars,
and you're gonna have somebody go to the deli on
the corner and go and buy the ticket, because you
can't buy the ticket like virtually, you actually have to
buy a physical ticket. So you, as the website is
going to collect requests from everybody in the room, and
you're gonna go into You're gonna go into the deli

(02:11:24):
and you're gonna buy all the physical tickets and then
you give a confirmation to me as the purchaser. It
says I went out and bought your ticket for you,
and I can go and say I want I want
a ticket once a week from now until the end
of the year.

Speaker 2 (02:11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
Basically websites so you can go and you can play
lotto in all the difference, Well, you can't just do
it online. They have to actually purchase a ticket, which
means the website that you purchase it from They have
to go into a deli or a grocery store or
gas station purchase it.

Speaker 7 (02:11:56):
When you get concert tickets, the same thing, you purchase that.

Speaker 3 (02:11:59):
Unless it's directly from the lottery. So you're just going
from like a random guy who sets up a website
and whatever he collects, he has to go into a
store and buy those tickets.

Speaker 5 (02:12:11):
So what percent is just the courier service get if
you he probably.

Speaker 3 (02:12:14):
Gets a five percent commission or something. I don't know,
but listen, but he's probably just getting a service fee
even if you don't win.

Speaker 1 (02:12:21):
It, says First. A ninety five million dollar jackpot in
twenty twenty three was awarded when the winners bought nearly
every possible number combination Herbert more than twenty five million
of them.

Speaker 2 (02:12:35):
I know.

Speaker 5 (02:12:35):
That's what I'm thinking, Like, if you have that amount
of money and the jackpot is like, why would like
if I had that money, I'd be like, well, let's
just fucking double my money.

Speaker 3 (02:12:47):
Here's the thing, though, because the ones that are getting
a billion dollars, they're either mega millions or powable. Now
we're talking mega millions powable. It's one out of three
hundred and six million, So you have to buy three
hundred and six million tickets in order to ensure you're
going to win, which physically is impossible because they don't

(02:13:08):
start selling. I mean, I guess you could buy tickets
in advance, but you're buying tickets for like a four
day span, and the ticket machine cannot print enough tickets
that quickly. If even if the ticket machine didn't run
out of paper and it printed twenty four hours a day,
it still wouldn't print enough tickets to get you a

(02:13:30):
fraction of that many like one machine.

Speaker 1 (02:13:33):
Okay, second situation. In February, an eighty three million dollar
ticket was one with a ticket purchased at a Courier store.
The chain that operates the store has locations in six states.
A Houston Chronicle investigation initially detailed the buying efforts behind

(02:13:53):
the twenty twenty three jackpot, but it was the second
one that finally grabbed the attention of prominent state lawmakers,
as well as the governor of the state Attorney General,
an agency that typically games gamers little attention. It doesn't
it doesn't say what they yeah, so is the governor

(02:14:14):
expects the Texas Lottery Commission to work within the bounds.
Blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (02:14:18):
Wait did you read this article yet?

Speaker 3 (02:14:20):
No advance?

Speaker 10 (02:14:23):
You know, I don't know what This is, probably like a.

Speaker 5 (02:14:28):
Four hour long article, and you're sending here reading line
for line.

Speaker 1 (02:14:32):
And we're like, what the I can't read the whole thing,
and I'm just kidding, should have read. I'm giving snippets
you have.

Speaker 3 (02:14:39):
It's all to summarize it for you.

Speaker 5 (02:14:40):
You don't know where the snippets are if you've never
read them. You can't read with your glasses, Nancy Drew.

Speaker 2 (02:14:48):
If it's not on the pamphlet, we don't read it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:50):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (02:14:51):
Can we just wrap this up and then I'll tell
the funny story about you and the napkin my nose yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:14:57):
Let's finish up the lottery by discussing the changes the
power ball. They're doubling the price again, Megan. They're doubling
the price again, and they're changing the number of like
winning combinations so that it gets from going from like
three hundred and six down to like two hundred and

(02:15:19):
ninety four mill one out of two hundred ninety four million.
Chances of winning. The odds are getting better, but the
price of a ticket is going is going up again
so that it's just off the charts. But they're expecting
I think it was Powerball, unless you're saying it's Mega
Mega was the one that went up to dollars per
now ball it so originally it was a dollar per

(02:15:42):
set of numbers, then it became two dollars per number. Well,
then the power Ball five dollars per number, and they're
eliminating the what is the multiplier, they're eliminating that, But
that's what.

Speaker 6 (02:15:55):
It's going to be.

Speaker 3 (02:15:55):
Five dollars for play too. But it's going to be
five dollars per play.

Speaker 1 (02:16:01):
Kay, all right, tell your nose story.

Speaker 5 (02:16:04):
Okay, So here's my I want to punch him in
the face story.

Speaker 3 (02:16:07):
Wait who okay, I mean that's every Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
We've been there.

Speaker 5 (02:16:13):
We were at dinner last night and we were at
Glory Holes and we're sitting there talking and I'm finished
eating at this point, I think you're done.

Speaker 3 (02:16:22):
This is like at the end of the meal, which
side of the wall were you on?

Speaker 5 (02:16:26):
I was on the receiving end. No, So so we're
sitting there, we're sitting there talking. No, listen, we're sitting
there talking and all of a sudden, he grabs his napkin,
and you know, they have like those cloth black napkins there,
it's not like the little paper worswere. And he reaches
across the table and I'm thinking that I have like
food on my face. So instantly my all my sinsors

(02:16:47):
in my face are like, oh god, where's their food.
I'm thinking he's gonna be like wipe my face. He
goes and he does this to my nose and I go,
oh my god, I had like snap or something on
my face. And then he like and he puts it
on the hit and I'm like, what is it? I go,
oh my god, why didn't you just tell me they're
sitting on my no Like, I'm like freaking out, totally embarrassed.
He goes, oh, it's just dry skin. I go, oh great,

(02:17:09):
So now everybody thinks I had a fucking boog on
my face and now it's like sitting in your napkin
on the table. I was mortified. I'm like, if ever
I have something on my face, tell me and don't
go reaching across the table like you're getting some schmutz
off my face.

Speaker 8 (02:17:23):
I just want to apologize to the two listeners, but
you have to listen to this story along with us.

Speaker 5 (02:17:28):
Yeah there were six Yeah, there's actually seven things inside.

Speaker 2 (02:17:34):
All seven of you and Drew. I can't believe you
allowed that.

Speaker 3 (02:17:38):
But you see, this is bad because it sends the
message to all guys out there that even when you
try to do something right.

Speaker 5 (02:17:44):
No you didn't wrong. You just say but it wasn't
even it was dry skin on my freaking face.

Speaker 2 (02:17:53):
But he had already wiped his face from the Buffalo
wings and then great.

Speaker 3 (02:17:58):
Yeah, I mean he didn't put shoe polish on your
on your megaphone or something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:18:03):
You know he should one day. That would actually be
funny because I do like rest my chin like this.
I'd like to pull back and out like a soul patch.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
Do we know what this reminds us of?

Speaker 5 (02:18:13):
What we're still going on? I thought this was done?
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:18:19):
He found a news story that's ten hours lost?

Speaker 5 (02:18:23):
Is that me?

Speaker 3 (02:18:24):
No, it's it's him.

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
Now we're getting bamed. Push it good?

Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
Yeah, Hall of famers.

Speaker 3 (02:18:37):
Hey can we play with Gemini?

Speaker 5 (02:18:40):
Now, y'all can follow everywhere I'm going to bed.

Speaker 1 (02:18:42):
Here's the here's the scene that reminds me of what
she's talking about. Yeah, I'm trying, Laura. Hang on?

Speaker 3 (02:18:52):
Is that better off?

Speaker 1 (02:18:53):
Ted?

Speaker 5 (02:18:54):
I can't do that?

Speaker 3 (02:18:55):
Actor?

Speaker 1 (02:18:56):
Yeah, there is?

Speaker 3 (02:18:58):
Can we watch Zepped?

Speaker 5 (02:19:00):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
I don't know what happened?

Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
What the hell do you do? Hey?

Speaker 3 (02:19:04):
Put on zapped?

Speaker 5 (02:19:08):
Here's your back button. You probably clicked the link, but.

Speaker 3 (02:19:13):
You know the thing I'm thinking of?

Speaker 1 (02:19:16):
Way m h in the school system. You find it
so young.

Speaker 5 (02:19:30):
I wonder if that was some kind of unconscious message
to me that there's something in.

Speaker 2 (02:19:33):
Myn knows.

Speaker 8 (02:19:37):
I don't like that much.

Speaker 5 (02:19:38):
Maybe I got some journal I know. God, he's too
embarrassed to tell me.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
I must look sick.

Speaker 1 (02:19:47):
There she goes again.

Speaker 3 (02:19:48):
What could it be cocaine?

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
Relish my nose?

Speaker 7 (02:19:52):
How gross she might think?

Speaker 3 (02:19:53):
It's talking about Nazis. God, Laura was going to.

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
Somebody.

Speaker 3 (02:20:17):
Simon just stepped on his nuts. Are your nuts?

Speaker 6 (02:20:21):
Give me the finger, give me the fingers of the
double figure. You guys have been teasing me all night.

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
He just stepped on.

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
Shows over take me out, which is we're gonna head
out Joe.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
Next week we'll do the Gemini AI. It's Drew learns
AI episode. God, Jesus, I know I know we're going.
We're going, Simon, I'm excited for that. I know Joe's
been begging me for like two months now to Gemini
and close it out. One day. I'm gonna have some

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people in this student. You know, they actually want to
be here. So stand by for that.

Speaker 10 (02:21:02):
We saw it, We saw every wee damn bye for that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:09):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (02:21:10):
All right, put it on your Christmas list and ask
Santa for it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
All right, guys, thanks for having it out the door.

Speaker 3 (02:21:17):
Don't forget at least drink the empties with him.

Speaker 1 (02:21:20):
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Speaker 3 (02:21:25):
Yes, now, Pratt, were go get copy weight.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
We're done with that, all right. We'll see you next week.
I'm Drew and I've been drinking. All right, everybody, this
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